It's like that, and that's the way it is

•. Gee, guess what time of year it is Cabrini Kiddies? It's once again time for all the people who "Pay $24,000 Dollars" to complain. I know that this year it should be an exciting game, so let go to our first complainant!

Well what do you know, it's Alcohol. Being that there's so many bottles and cans being thrown around, what are some of the complaints that we hear? Well, the first one had to come from the freshmen and sophomores who live in Xavier and Woodcrest who think that their dorm should be wet. Yes, everywhere should be allowed to drink their butts off and then puke a lot so that the cleaning people can clean up their mess. However there is a little law, I don't know if you've heard about it. Yeah, in Pennsylvania when you are under 21 you can't drink. So why in the hell would Cabrini College allow a freshman and sophomore dorm where 95% of the people are under 21 drink?

Oh yeah you upperclassmen, we haven't forgot about you. You know it's a real privilege that Cabrini College is wet. If you went to a school like Neumann, Bloomsburg or West Chester your campus would be dry. Just remember that the next time you complain about any laws concerning drinking.

Next things that we hear so much about is visitation. Yes, Xavier and Woodcrest have a security guard at the front desk. Yes your guest must be out after twelve on the weekdays and two on the weekends. I know it is rough and yes it is a pain in the ass, but guess what? Nothing is going to be done about it.

That rule is something that is not that big of a deal. "Oh my God, I'm not going to be able to see my boyfriend for six hours." Tough luck. You should be happy that you don't go to a school like that place across the street. At Eastern College you have to have the light on, the door must be open and visual access must be maintained. What is that? Plus there is visitation four hours a night and 8 hours on the weekend. Doesn't sound so good, does it?