The Nielsen Ratings

Well, well, we have to catch up on some lost time. Here are a few ratings on the new millennium:

"Man on the Moon"-A movie starring Jim Carrey as Andy Kaufman should be at least a little bit funny. Has nothing in it for people who are already Kaufman fans WWF-Alright, a new football league would probably be pretty cool. Valentines Day- Thank God it's over

But two best selling authors (The Rock and Mankind)? I'm scared. Then again, it probably says more about us than them Santana "Supernatural"- Yeah, it's already won lots of awards, but this one is for producing a Latino album without using the words "bon-bon" or "Ole!"