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by Marla Chambers staff writer

Cappuccino increases breast size

A 19 year old woman in south London reported that drinking excessive amounts of cappuccino made her breasts grow three full cup sizes. "My shape has changed completely. People are joking that I must be drinking not Nescafe but Breastcafe," she said. She works as a barmaid, and she also said she drank up to a dozen of the coffees a day to take her mind off food while she was on a diet.

Happy couple marries over the phone

Authorities would not let a Pakistani man into India so a young couple could marry. -Toe ceremony did not get cancelled, howeve. It took place via phone conversation. Indian authorities said they refused to give the groom a visa because of tensions in the region. A Muslim priest telephoned the groom and took him and his new wife through the ceremony. Toe bride's father flew to the groom's home as a witness.

Drunken post office robbery

A drunk man wearing underwear on his head walked into a post office in Oslo, Norway and handea the clerk a note that said, "This is a robbery." Toe man did not realize that he had previously written his wife's name and other personal information on this same piece of paper. Several days later police were at the man's house questioning the nian. He claimed that he did not remember robbing the post office, but he knew he must have done something while he was drunk because he woke up with a significant amount of money in his hands. This man was also alarmed by the picture of himself with a pair of underwear on his head in the local newspaper.