Fecal Phantom plagues Cabrini

by Richard Magda assistant news editor

An unknown suspect, or suspects, defecated in the Dixon House and the Cabrini Apartment Complex recently.

On the weekend of Jan. 25, human feces was left i.n the ground floor bathroom of the Dixon House. Along with smashed Christmas ornaments scattered in the common area and a large· tree limb obstructing the main entrance, the feces filled the bottom floor with a "horrible, almost unbearable stench," according to Gina Bocelli, a sophomore Dixon House resident.

The housekeeping department cleaned up the mess and repaired the broken toilet paper dispenser found near the scene.

Duana Gonzalez, the first house- keeper to clean the bathroom after the waste was removed said, "My boss cleaned it up and put it in a bag. It was bad. After it was in the bag, he told me that I could go clean the bathroom again. It still smelled bad."

Residents of the Dixon House lost all visitation rights and will be fined for the damage to the house and cleanup of the feces.

"I don't think that we should have to pay for someone else's poor judgment," Quincy Adam, a sophomore, said. "Living in [the Dixon House] is turning out to cost more than it's worth."

The following weekend, the Cabrini Apartment Complex fell victim to a similar crime. In the third floor lounge of the upperclassmen residence apartments, human waste was found once again. This time located in a pub-