Drunk and disorderly

Gerl Lynn Utter staff writer

Heyl I have an idea! Let's all get disgustingly drunk and destroy our house. For the rest of the campus community that bas no clue what I am talking about, let me take the liberty te fill you in on what happens on Cabrini's campus, after hours.

I am not going to mention the location or the inconsiderate people involved in destroying a particular house on campus, but I will talk about the horrendous d~age that was done to the hoqse and the innocent residents paying the consequences for a handful 'so calledcollege adults' that can't handle their alcohol.

Granted college is a time, not only for academics, but to have fun with your friends and live life to the fullest. However, I don't recall destroying property as falling under the guidelines to 'having fun,' Jet alone destroying your own home. I can't speak for everyone, but I know I wasn't raised to 'shit where I live,' and I am almost positive most of us '_¥erebrought up under that criteria.

Anyway, I walked into the Commentaries and letters to the editor may be submitted by the entire Cabrini campus community to Theloquitur @hotmail.com or The Loquitur 610 King of Prussia • Road Radnor, Pa. 19087 house on Sunday morning surprisingly greeted by a Public Safety officer flashing pictures of what bad looked like a war-zone. It literally looked like cannon balls were thrown threw the walls, and one hole was life-sized. It looked as if an actual person ran threw the wall.

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Let me paint this picture for you a little more clearly. I walked into the front of the house, which normally had a wall that divided the front-door entrance from the lounge area, on the left-hand side. However, when I was greeted by the Public Safety officer at the front door, I was standing in the front door area and he was speaking to me from the lounge area threw the huge whole that as dri lied in the wall.

Wait! The fun and entertainment doesn't stop there. It has also been brought to my attention that the 'so called college adults' that attend this school need to start wearing Depends (adult-diapers) because they can't seem to make to bathroom on time, in order to relieve themselves. So rather than using the bathroom which is no more than 10-feet away from the lounge, a particular student decided to let it all out right in the lounge. And, let's not forget to mention the lovely student that vomited all over the basement of the house.

Go ahead! Laugh! Those of you involved along with the other students blessed with not having to live in this particular house probably think this is hysterical. But, stop· for a minute. Imagine having to be an innocent bystander living in that hou~e. It is not funny anymore, is it? don't know how else to sugarcoat this, other than to come flat out and say it. The house is an absolute shit hole thanks to the handful of 'so called college students' that claim to be able to handle their alcohol. I empathize for the innocent residents living in that sorry excuse for a house, even though all visitation and alcohol privileges have been stricken from the house.

I actually have faith that the administration will be fair to those residents not involved in destroying the house. I can't believe I am saying this, but in this _case,I actually feel sorry for particular campus officials that have been put in this unpleasant predicament.

As for the so called college students and college graduates, I hope you grow up and learn to respect others, if you expect to be respected. I hope you get everything you deserve.