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Should religion influence about sex?
When most people think of basketball the first name that comes to mind is Michael Jordan. Not me! Well at least not anymore now that LeBron James is in the league. Anyone that knows me knows that I am a "King" James fan. Some people even call me a groupie. But the fact of the matter is, the boy is the truth.
In my senior year of high school, all I heard about was some kid named James. People said he was good, but good doesn't begin to describe James. I remember the first time I saw him play. That's the day I forgot who Kobe or McGrady was. T h e first play of the game was a highlight reel. It looked like he came straight out of the stands and dunked the ball.
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How many 6 foot 8, 240 pound 18-year-oids do you know? Me, I don't know any. Especially any that can play ball like James does. If he was able to, he probably could have come out of high school in his junior year and still been the number one pick in the draft. In high school he averaged almost a double-double every night or if not every night maybe every other night. James' high
In his senior year, he went through all the hate and controversy like any rising star does·. There were some reports that said he took some throwback jerseys as a gift. Who wouldn't? Then he completely changed the game when he got his Hummer2 when he turned 18. The big question then was - where did he get the money from? Everyone knows he lives in the 'hood. But the rumors were squashed when it was found out that it was a gift from his mom.
Now that James is in the league, none of that other stuff matters. It's hard to compare people in the NBA. I can't compare Kobe to Jordan because their situations are different. Jordan didn't have Shaq. Right now, Jamesdoesn 't have much of a supporting cast with the Cleveland Cavaliers, but it's not going to matter. James has a way to transform garbage to gold. I think that he is going to change the entire league in a couple of years. By the middle of the season he is going to start to take over. I can't wait to see the face of all the people that don't believe in him. I'm going to laugh so hard. Everybody make way, King James has arrived!
REILLY STAFF WRITER LMR722 @CABRINI.EDU
I have noticed that many students on campus take way too much pride in what they drive. Maybe it has to do with the fact that I'm a girl, but why on earth would anyone cover their car with tacky decals or "modify" their exhaust so that it sounds like I'm driving beside an airplane. Do you really think that by making it louder people will think that you're driving faster?
I'm really sorry to hear about your abilities in logical reasoning or the lack there of. I've also noticed that some of the spoilers are getting out of control. Are you serious? Could you tell me where I can get the flying feature installed on my car because I think it could be useful when I'm stuck in traffic. I don't mean to specifically target the male population, but face it, it's not like you'll find many soccer moms doing burnouts or revving the engines of their mini-vans at a stoplight. So even if your car is faster than mine, what are you getting out of it? Aside from a pair of swelling testicles, absolutely nothing. Please don't think that your phat ride can get you hot chicks because that seems to be a common misconception. Your car will not cause me to rip my clothes off and make sweet passionate love to you. There's a word for those kinds of girls and it rhymes with slut.
What is the real reason behind all that tinting? Are you a fugitive on the run? Are ·you oversensitive to the sun's rays? I know it can get pretty rough on Cabrini's West side, but I think it's time you stop frontin'. Listen, I'm gonna give you the finger whether I can see your face or not.
I'm sure that this couldn't be possible without great movies like "The Fast and the Furious" and it's even better sequel "2 Fast 2 Furious" that was 2 cool 2 use spell check. With a talented actor such as Vin Diesel. I'm surprised that this classic work of art didn't win an Academy Award NOT. Let's face it, the movie was missing what's that called again oh right, a plot. I apologize if you liked the movie; everyone is entitled to their own opinion even if it sucks.
The sad thing about this is that it isn't just the guys. I find that just as many girls are going far beyond the typical dashboard ornament. I'm disappointed in my own kind for partaking in such an adolescent game of mine is better than yours. Do you think you're going to get special privileges with all that crap on your car? By all means, cut me off, after all you 're an Irish Princess. It's a good thing I read that bumper sticker because I wouldn't have known whom I was dealing with.
Wow, nice personalized license plate! Just think, with the money you spent on it you could've gotten a life. No need to fret though, people must learn from their mistakes and in your case I have learned how to prevent myself from looking like a loser. I'd like to thank you for saving me .the two minutes that I would have taken out ofmy life to introduce myself to you.
Oh and by the way, Africa was looking for you; they wanted to know why you massacred all of their cheetahs. But don't worry; they agree that they look much better on your seats than in their prairie lands.