December 3, 2020
QUINTET COMIX
#1
issue
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age is just a number, shorty.
big milesto
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g n i r u t ea
e l p o e p r e h t o e m o s d an
X I M O C T E T QUIN presents
a s m a l l g i f t t o a s m a l l m a n o n h i s l i t t l e b i r t h d ay
w i t h b i g r e s u lt s !
december 3rd, 1980, an 8lbs 4dough baby was thrust into the world on a lonely street in paris... the fifth was born... not in his family of course, he was the third there, i mean in like the quintet thing... just watch the film... anyway, a sweet baby, a tender gentle soul, destined for great things... now on this day, 40 years later, not one of his damn friends were able to remember... these are their stories:
Lo ud y Lo u in
From bag 2 bag
somewhere in Los Angeles
-COMMENTS
woop woop! ready for some serious comix action, while trapped in this little box
it’s brenden fraser’s 52nd birthday! uh- oh…
can you spot me some cash till my mom comes through?
i got a few etherium left on here
better hop in the whip and get brenden a gift‌
out of my way! it’s brenden fraser's 52nd birthday!
HOo oo on k
have you even seen dudley do-right!?
!
i’ll get brendan something practical from trader joe’s…
k n i o Y
uh-oh… these vegan cookies are my kryptonite.
i’ll get brendan a bag and maybe he’ll share.
i’ll just have a quick taste... he won’t mind…
...oh sweet relief
i’ll just give him half a bag. that's still respectable.
! h c n cru
! h c mun
one third is fine
screw it. i’ll just write ‘hbd’ on brendan’s fan page.
hey, it's your friend benny's birthday today, too
the shame is real
The End
in some remote secret location
in
hip bone connects to the... intake valve
november connects to the... december month
TW
TW EA EA K K
pretty sure benny has a birthday some time soon.
pretty sure he’s turning 40... so i should probably do something special for the old- timer
nothing’s more special than a stupid gift
are the overalls i got him for myself in good shape still?
hey, hands off
good looking rod... i think.
i have no idea what he likes but i won’t stop looking till i find something for my friend.
two minutes later...
-COMMENTS
no use searching forever... plus, it’s not like i’m going to mail anything he’s not even trying.
i’ll just get myself a lil’ something.
meanwhile: in some closet
this december will mark 40 years since powerhouse diggy 4dough became a household name for donut lovers all over the wor— wait…
december? 40 years? diggy? 4dough? donuts?
it’s benno’s 40th! i gotta pretend i wana get him something quick! -COMMENTS
n o r c e N t t e J in
Don’t Pretend
i’m willing to see this one out...
make this believable jett... just like necron
guys! we need to get benno something special for his 40th, especially cuz of covid. any ideas? the special-er, the better-er.
harrrarrrraaaarrrt l y y y y ya a a a n ?
i can’t understand you with your paws in your mouths. did you sanitize?
how about mya?
it is his 40th
can i have my coffee now?
we were just kidding, you’re a nut job...
what? no! that’s not what i meant! you wana be with benno? this can’t be! i was just pretending i wanted to get him a gift! my whole world is imploding & there’s nothing i can do! too on the nose?
stay cool jett play it cool
you’re wacko jack
now go out there without a mask, in your bear suit & actually get him the best gift ever, and a latté! thanks for the tough love guys! i’ll go get him something that’s not mya right now!
-COMMENTS
when i get back we’re going to talk about your coffee habits, shea.
The End
i feel like this story is a bit unresolved.
lazer bruce in
p p a a z z i’m coming for you!
TO BE CONTINUED...
-COMMENTS
i’m a bit confused by these additional ads
e l b o N s B a rn in
from here to there
somehwere in the woods
mmmff, mmff ffnff gnffnf!
mmmff, mmff ffnff gnffnf!
mmmff, mmff ffnff gnffnf!
y t i c e h t
time to swim to the city across these stormy waters!
-COMMENTS
nah i’ll just take a taxi i’m not seeing this in the script.
i’m super sorta kinda confused right now plus that taxi ride was expensive
one, two, buckle... dollar store?! i’ve got a dollar!
does he like to cook? yep these’ll do.
End!
o t s i r h C o e r Mist e h w y r e in
v e k loo
man, a good cup of coffee, exactly a week after my 44th birthday that’s the life wasn't there something a week after my birthday.. oh right... benno!
i'm going to have to send something asap and just claim it got delayed in the mail but what do you buy for a guy who buys himself everything he wants...
oh i know...
oh i think he already has dirty socks
nope
actually... maybe the kids can help could use some light
i hope benno likes this song we are writing for him hey brats, time to help me find something for uncle benno
first better bone up on my parenting techniques stop everything you’re doing and do what i want
that’s stupid benno hates music, help me look for something
we’re writing a song for uncle benno how about some old sweater he can wear and tell his impressionable friends its vintage?
ok fine
this’ fun!
this blows
how about eight lego pieces and half a sucker?
whisper whisper whisper...
lady lucy liu doesn’t think uncle benno wants any of our re-gifts
-COMMENTS
we have no idea what to get him
i would have loved that vintage sweater
i feel like the song would have been good
Fin!
A rn e
p bEE BEEpBEEp
l e g n Spre in
l e g n e r p s m
Ru
Z Zz
Z zz
d ght l u o c i i wishmber last ni reme
who sets an alarm for 11:03?
wish i could remember how to piss
wish i knew where i was
wish i remembered how to get down a set of stairs
i do remember doing all this graffitti
oh that mettbrötchen is not sitting so well
n r o w s a couldt to bed i wennnover in ha
but this looks like toronto
wait if i started partying on lucy liu’s birthday, that means it’s brendan fraser’s brithday... but i already wrote ‘hbd’ on his wall...
there‘s still something i’m forgetting
benny! it’s also his hbd. that gives me a great idea
i’ll just pop in here
and just wrap this up
hbd big guy! you know i’d be there, but dang if it wasn’t for this verfluchte ankle
-COMMENTS
this makes a lot of sense now
Ende
across the globe
e s s a L o s s L a in
deutchland seeks too
nothing like a short 40 holes of pit-pat. what else did i have on today?
wait 40! i should grab a 40... also benny is 40 today!
i could get him a 40 euro bunte tĂźte
man i’ve been soliciting out here for 3 hours and i still haven’t made 40 euro wait 22 euros for birthday canldes? i barely know the guy...
-COMMENTS
i guess i’ll spend the 22 euros i did make, on these here candles ich hasse diesen verdammten laden
besides i need this emotion indicator for 22 euros
Ende
y a d y a P e j e J in
Z Zz Z
Zz z zz
Jeje is fast asleep again
oh clapper crap cap big bro beebo has a birthday today jeje...
i may have slept all day, but i can still get him a gift just pop down to...
who am i kidding, i am completely out of touch with what he thinks is cool!
does he still frolth?
no matter, i gotta try
rats! just missed the regular business hours of this fine establishment
lemme in lemme in! Klat tle
oh, this one’s closed too... no biggie, no biggie
e l t t a Kl
i totally could have opened that door if i wasn’t so hungry i’ma hit pop nesters mart -COMMENTS
they have moving stairs now? where have i been? pretty sure he’s been on an escalator
oh snap... a store! store’s have things, things can be gifts. should be able to find a gift thing for the old bean
i forgot my wallet anyway guess it’s back to bed for me i wonder how mad he’ll be? tap tap
i wonder if i can survive without the love of my brother
k c o k c n k o n k huh? what was that?
knock k c o n k k c o kn
ring
ir ng
ir ng ring
happy birthday big brother
-COMMENTS
got you a special zoom meeting with me, hope you like it
wait, didn’t the call show up at his door? how is it his gift?
i was really hoping for a gift well it’s better than what you got me pal
The End
-COMMENTS
ellis’ dad looks great
these are great! they’ll keep his toes warm & fresh time to get uncle benno his 40th hbd present
o k r i M M u r kn y k i
p o t s quic
oooh, this fake stocking is cool and contemporary done and mailed. now back to my regular life
Ende
o s u l M ein
i d a e r
k a e r b ng
boy this hasn’t aged well. but neither have it’s stars.
End!
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