PRIDE PICNIC

Sunday 5 March, 1–3pm

Rolleston Reserve

Grab your friends, bring a packed lunch or enjoy a free sausage sizzle, and join us at our Pride Picnic at the lawn behind Te Ara Ātea, with live music and performances.

Rainbow Wellness

Wednesday 15 March, 7–9pm

Te Ara Ātea selwyn.govt.nz/events

This workshop is an introduction to the influencers that shape LGBTQIA+ people’s wellbeing. Participants will learn how to be an active ally to LGBTQIA+ people they support.

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18

You’re a con-artists, and the most savage thing you’ll do this month is probably cheat on someone. Stop lying and grow a conscience. Taking money, playing on others’ emotions, and leaving your bestie in the dirt to die like a dog is not cool.

Pisces

Feb 19 - March

You’re ripe with narcissism this month. Yes, savage narcissism. We know you’re a cold sign, so being so into your own emotional baggage leaves no time for anyone else. You will never be able to love anyone one-tenth as much as you love yourselve.

Aries

March 21 - April 19

You love a cruel ending. If you’re in a relationship, you’ll break up with them this month. You won’t allow the a moment to defend themselves, and leave in total silence and darkness. You have no patience afterall. You’ll be the most dangerous when you’re angry.

Taurus

April 20 - May 20

You’re a known cheater. You can’t stay faithful, and when your sex drive calls you this month, you go. You’ll rationalise your actions as per and expect others to roll with them, no matter what.

Gemini

May 21 - June 20

You’re star-sign that is all about gaslighting. You will deny truths as easily as notkeeping you promises. Your true savage nature will come out comes out when you’ve decided you’ve had enough of someone.

Cancer

June 21 - July 22

Forgiving and forgettingyou just won’t this month. You will tell someone off for something they’ve done and let them wonder for the rest of their life where they went wrong. You’re the most vindictive zodiac sign.

July 23 - Aug 22

Impulsive meanness is the name of your game, and out of nowhere, you’ll want to suddenly deliver an insult to someone that is so out of line, it’s harsh and violent. Hold off on that this month because you’re already the meanest of the signs, and enjoy throwing that irresponsibility around too much!

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sept 22

Your snarky attitude makes for the most sarcastic zodiac sign. Face it: you already hate everyone, but when you put your mind to it, if someone as much as rubs you the wrong way, you will attack. You have no tolerance for those you hate - and you hate everybody.

Libra

Sept 23 - Oct 22

Stop telling killer lies. You cannot live a day without lying, which sounds minimally crappy until others realise you will lie to their face just to avoid confrontation. You will trample on willingly what people value, defending all you do with lies and more lies.

Scorpio

Oct 22 - Nov 21

You’re OCD will be relentless this month, and you’ll somehow believe you’re always right. You’re like a bad smell, that won’t stop until you smother someone else’s life. Others will pay the price for their own freedom.

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

You’re immensely cold. Nobody is more emotion-free than you! And when you cut others out, they may as well have never existed. Your lack of patience with people will show and you will be quick to get rid of people in your life easily this month.

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

You’re a savage keyboard warrior. It’s rare to be involved with you and have it last without hearing from you in the form of a well-written message made up of pure, loathsome insults. You love stabbing your closest with words, and if they cry, it’s a jubilant time for you because you are by far the most sadistic zodiac sign.

Sudoku

How to Play

Every row and column must contain the numbers 1 to 9 without any repetitions. Every 9 x 9 box must be filled with the numbers 1 to 9.

Sudoku