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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a ... Okay, in all honesty there was one creature writhing in pain, anyways ... MERRY CHRISTMAS!
May your holiday season take flight HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
I celebrate Thanksgiving the old fashioned way. I invite everyone in the neighborhood for dinner; we have an enormous feast, then I kill them and take their land.
I wanted to give you this card on the First day ofHanukkah to show you that I know when the first day of Hanukkah is.
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Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Meny Christmas, take comfort in knowing that I am not sincere in saying either.
Dear Ralphie, You'll shoot your eye out. Sincerely, Santa
So he sneaks into your house, down the chimney, and watches you while you sleep. That's not creepy at all.
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