Funny Adult Jokes
Wikipedia- I know everything ! Google- I have everything! Facebook- I know everybody! Internet- without me you're nothing. Electricity- keep talking, b*tches.
Wife: honey, can i hold henry? (their new baby) Husband: wait until he cries. Wife: why?? Husband: because i cant find him!!!!!!
Earlier today in court Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: *moonwalks outta there*
Most commen lies ever told: "I didn't do it" "I'm fine" "I have read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions"
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