Funny Jokes
1. Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began. "A B C D E F G H I J L K M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z." His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P? He replied, "It's running down my leg."
2.
A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, "Can I touch it?" He answers, "No way -- you already broke yours off!"
3. Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.” The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”
4.
Q: Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or his baby? A:The baby -- he's a little Bigger.
5. Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "We need the eggs."
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