Jokes
A pr i l Fo o l’s d ay J o ke s It’s interesting if changing your Facebook relationship status as an April fool’s joke would be the end of your relationship. Funny April Fool’s Day SMS for boyfriend :-
I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excellent. Romantic. Thik kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools day..
April Fools day W hatsApp Status Unemployment gives me plenty of time to make some cunning April fool’s pranks on the people who made me unemployed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will throw u in *-*-*-*-*-*-* *GUTTER* *-*-*-*-*-*-* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I believe you still think it’s March, so I am sure you won’t pull any April fool’s Day pranks on me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Men would not live long in society, were they not the mutual dupes of each other. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
April Fools day Funny Quotes I don’t think I’ll worry about any April fool’s Day pranks, I’ll be too upset that it’s Monday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I’ve a feeling that my introduction to highly unpleasant friend was your attempt for an April fool’s joke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham Lincoln ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Funny April Fool SMS You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You should know that on April fool’s Day my natural mistrust of others will go up to a level nearly the psychosis. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Funny April Fool prank Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… . Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ April fool’s Day should be the best time to inform you that you have no idea where my clitoris is located. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul Fadiman. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
April Fools Shayari in Hindi Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I noticed your unhealthy lifestyle what makes cardiac arrest a possible outcome from an April fool’s joke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Source : Jokes SMS