Jokes – Happie
Funny Sms Mana k Teri Nazar me Kuch Bhi Nahi Hun Me,,
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Meri Qadar Un se Pooch Jin k Me ny Paisay Deny Hen..:)
Sender:yumna Date:04-02-2016 Funny Sms Agar Duniya Me Koi Tabdeeli Lana Chahty Ho To
Kunwaray Rehty Huwe hi Le Aao,,
QK Shadi k Baad
Aap Duniya to Door ki Baat,
Remote se Channel Bhi Apni Marzi se Tabdeel Nahi Ker Sakty..;-p:)
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Dimaagh Jism ka Sab se Eham Hissa Hota Hai..
Ye 24 Ghanty Active Rehta Hai.
Ye Hamari Pedaaish se Le Ker Us Waqt tak Kaam Kerta Hai Jab Tak, , , , , Hamari Shadi Nahi Ho Jati...;-p:)
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Laughing Is The Best Medicine,
But If U Are Laughing for No Reason,
You Need Medicine...;-p
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Larky Waly: Hamen Aisi Larki Chahiye, Jo Ziyada Khati Piti Na Ho, Chup Chap Sab ki Suny Aur
Ziyada Baat Na Kery...
Larki Waly: Janab! Aisi Larki to Aap ko ICU me Hi Mily Gi...;-p
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Aap k Jesa Dost Khony Nahi Den gy,,
Aap ko Hum se Alag Hony Nahi Den gy,,
Roz SMS kiya kero Warna Aankhon Me,
Mirchi Daal Den gy Aur Dhony Nahi Den gy..:)
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Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho to
Ye Samajh Nahi aata k
Wo "KhudKushi" Kerny Laga Hai,
Ya
Apni "Profile Pic" K Liye Pose De Raha Hai...;-p
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Pata Nahi Log Mulk se Bahar Kese Chaly Jaty Hen??
Mujh Se To Bister se Bahar hi Nahi Nikla Jata..
(,") <)(>
Haaye Haaye Sardii...;-)
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Bivi: Me Aap ko Chicken Bana Dun?? ?
Husband: Nahi Me Insan hi Theek hun,
Waddi Aai Jadugarni..;-p
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Dost: Agar Duniya Me Paani Khatam ho Jaye To...
2nd Dost: To Doodh Khaalis Mily Ga..;-p
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Sunehri Baat..!!
"Shadi Aur Bewaqoofi kerny ki Koi Umer Nahi, Insaan Kabhi bhi Ker Sakta Hai,,
Bas,
Usay Bhugatny ka Hosla Hona Chahiye"...;-p
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Khushi Parsh per Hogi,
Charcha Arsh per Hoga,
Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,
Ek Farz Ada Hoga,
Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,
Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,
Wallah Kiya Khushi Hogi,, , , , Jab Mera NIKAH Hoga,,:-)
Dosto Aameen to Bolo, Biryani Khani Hai k Nahi..:-D
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Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,
"dost" . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mat Dekh na. . . . Nafsiyati Hai kya?..;-p Source : Jokes