Latest SMS Jokes

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Latest Sms Jokes


Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? . . . . Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them‌


Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya? Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar. Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.


Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola “Beta tum bahut padhoge� Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga???


Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola “Beta tum bahut padhoge� Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga???


New way of writting answers in exams. If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS”


New way of writting answers in exams. If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS”


New way of writting answers in exams. If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS”


1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school, saw a couple kissing on the road‌ He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.


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