Santa Banta Hindi Jokes Funny Translation Santa English me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se...;
1. Mein ek aam admi hun... I am a mango man.
2. Mujhe English aati hai. English comes to me.
3. Mera talluq haripur hazara se hai. I belong to green pur thousanda.
4. Sdak par goliya chal rahi hai. Tablets are walking on the road....!
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A Cold Day! There was an english man, who was singing, "There was a cold day," whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.
Our Banta walks by and hears him singing, "There was a cold day, There was a cold day," he slam`s the door wide open.
The englishman in a shock says, "What the bloody hell are u doin ?"
Banta replied, "Oh, sorry ! I thought you ar saying, 'Darwaza Khol De' (open the door)."
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