Santa Banta SMS
Santa: You must have been born on a highway? Jeeto: Why? Santa: Because that's where most accidents happen!
Santa: You know Google is a woman? Banta: Why? Santa: Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions!
Santa: Sorry boss, I can't come to office today, my car has broken down. Boss: What about the bus? Santa: I don't have a bus!
Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals? Santa: Yes, I remember. Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now? Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!
Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'? Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'!
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