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ODAY T D R O THE W NE !! O IS SILIC
TRANSLATERALISATION: A word and its translation juxtaposed in a same word, thus creating a third word (in one of the two chosen languages). The meaning has preferably nothimg to do with the translated word. 6
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Sampled from: Theresa May’s speech in Florence, Sept. 22nd 2017 / Remixed by Grandmasta Koot
BREXIT REMIX
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ORD W R E H ANOT RGINE!! E IS AUB
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It’s the 4th time this month
LEA VALLEY - Reservoir brigade came across yet another self-detached limb (see top picture), weapon still in hand. This troublesome pattern raises concerns as sales of self-regenerating DNA implants from biochemistry around suspicious medicine that mogul Dr. T. Pothead’s (right picture) could reveal critical auto-bracompany summeted in the past chiotomious side effects. But with weeks. The Lea Valley community no solid piece of evidence, local is now asking for investigation inspectors are left un-armed. “Not my problem”, says Mr. T. Pothead
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