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Neeta’s Natter
We love Salman Khan sab ka bhaijaan (bhaijaan for all) except for iluia Vantur, Katrina Kaif, Jacqueline Fernandes, Waluscha Desouza and a whole host of beauties with no duties apart from looking at Salman with awe and wonder. Anyway, during the lockdown period, the Sultan carted Jacqueline and Waluscha to his farmhouse in Panvel and recorded a song ‘Bhai Bhai’. The visuals were amazing – brawny Salman, sexy girls, picturesque farmhouse… as for the song, well, Salman could you just stick to acting please?
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Someone who is happily enjoying staying at home is the gorgeous Katrina Kaif. She and sister Isabel are giving the world tutorials on how sweeping the floors is really done. And guess what, dressed in skimpy shorts and sexy tees, the duo is sure enough teaching a lot of drooling men the art of jhadu-pocha. Another brawny and sexy guy is our David Dhawan’s chokra Varun. He’s been quite the good Samaritan and has been helping the dancers of his films with money and essentials. Of course, he does have his PR to announce it rather loudly. But that’s not a problem, we say, he’s got his heart in the right place. After all, not too many actors are bothering about their fellow artiste. Our fave fanged one Akshay Kumar, however showed his spirit of professionalism. On the first day, when lockdown was eased, he left the safety of his posh home and went to the studio to shoot a social awareness film. The topic? Stay
home stay safe!
Sonam Kapoor in the meantime is showing off hubby Anand Ahuja’s palatial home in Delhi in a series of insta posts. We did know our Anil Kapoor’s ladli thought of herself as the princess of Bollywood, but we can now see, she
lives the life of one too. Good for her!
Poor Karan Johar… He’s become the soft target in Bollywood. Anybody who has any grouse or woes always tends to point fingers at the “flagbearer of nepotism” KJo. Last we heard was that all this negativity has got to him and he is on the brink of a breakdown. Come on Karan, just drink some ‘Koffee’ and get a bitchy discussion on the outsiders and the fashion losers for your next talk show… that will cheer you up! Another one catching up on family time is Saif’s daughter Sara Ali Khan. She and her brother Ibrahim are having a blast on social media with their hilarious ‘knock knock’ jokes. No wonder, mum Amrita seems to have greyed in the last three months the kids have been staying home. Another do-gooder is the brilliant Vidya Balan. She’s been spreading awareness of corona as well as quietly donating PPE for the doctors and nurses. Don’t forget her film ‘Shakuntala’ will be out soon enough too. So we can see the amazing
actor do her bit onscreen too.
Who is having maximum fun after the lockdown has eased is li’l Taimur. Dad Saif and mum Kareena found some ‘chill’ time and decided to show their cute munchkin Mumbai city. So from Marine Drive to Chowpatty to Bandra, they merrily drove around sight-seeing Maximum city. Nice to catch up on
family time, right?
But there are these two love birds who even after almost two years of holy union look as if they are still joined in the hip. Yes, we are talking about the gorgeous Deepika and Ranveer Singh who are having a blast cooking, baking and spending quality time together. These two definitely give us some couple goals. Sushant Singh Rajput’s untimely demise has shaken a lot of people. Amongst them is rumoured ex-Kriti Sanon. Kriti put up a long sentimental post for the late actor almost admitting she loved him dearly. Poor girl – it took her a tragedy to say
what was locked up in her heart.
Ranveer Singh by the way is quite a jodu ka ghulam. The intrepid Ayushman Khurrana woke up one fine day as cheerful as a lark and so thought he’d do some masti by going live with his friends. He called up Ranveer who had just woken up but the minute Deepika’s man saw he was live, he chickened out saying, ‘Your Bhabhi is calling me’. The wifey knows best, ya Ranveer?
Talking about paradise, Hrithik’s exwife Sussanne has made her ex-hubby’s house her lockdown den. Yes, she has moved into Hrithik’s house so that the kids have both their mum and dad together during these trying times. How cute… wish more couples would be as matured as them. Talking about Ranveer, we cant help but talk about Arjun Kapoor who is indeed in fine shape. He is either seen regularly exercising at home or playing with his dog. But the one moot question on everybody’s lips is where is arm candy Malaika Arora. We don’t see her either liking Arjun’s post or commenting. Hmm… is
there trouble in paradise?
Tiger Shroff and Disha Patani’s cat ‘n’ mouse games have kept us guessing. And, how! Though we’ve heard loud whispers of them breaking up and moving on… a li’l bird told us that Disha has been staying at Tiger’s house this entire lockdown period. Hmm… so? Are they back? No they are not? Quite a confusing duo!
Like Sidharth Malhotra and Kiara Advani or is it Tara Sutaria. At Sid’s building parking spot reserved for his cars exclusively, one at times sees Kiara Advani’s swanky car. Other times, one can spot Tara – after all, Sid is her neighbour. Ask Sid and he says they discuss the script… really, what script? Vicky Kaushal seems to be on the prowl too. He’s got himself some snazzy binoculars and has been training his sight westward. Is he looking for one Ms Kaif by any chance?
Where is Jacqueline Fernandez? The last we spotted her was at Salman’s farmhouse but after that she’s gone MIA. She can’t have flown home as flights have all been stalled. So where could she be? By the way, she’s made her entry into the OTT world already with Shirish Kundra’s Mrs Serial Killer. Maybe she’s on the prowl for some more OTT thrillers. No
worries, we will find out!
Kartik Aaryan too seems to be enjoying the lockdown. He’s busy giving himself the much-needed ‘me time’ by sitting and staring at the skies from his balcony as long as the sheep and cows. When the going gets tough, Kartik sits back and chills. Way to go!
Bollywood, unfortunately, is having a bad 2020. We lost the amazingly brilliant Irrfan Khan, the legendary Rishi Kapoor, the young and awesome Sushant Singh Rajput, music guru Wajid of Sajid-Wajid fame, the iconic Saroj Khan, ace comedienne Jagdeep and so many others. Too sad. Their loss has created a huge void in the film industry. May their souls rest in peace.
Another shocker is the news that Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan and Aaradhya have tested positive for Covid-19. Rekha’s building too has been sealed as one of her security guards have tested positive too. And now Anupam Kher’s mom has tested positive for the virus too. Please take care. 2020 sure is a bad year for the world especially Bollywood.
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