2020–2021 International Wholesale Catalogue
WELCOME TO THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD 2020–2021 WHOLESALE CATALOGUE! Inside are all the smart and funny things we make to captivate our fans: design details
to personalize
any workplace
engaging objects
for a calm and cozy living space
entertaining articles to keep you focused and organized
and revitalized
not to mention cheeky
squeaky
clean
as it were
Welcome to The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. We have brilliant gifts.
WHAT IS THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD? The origins of The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery – or maybe that’s wine stains. Early in the 4th century BCE, Socrates allegedly drank from one of our vessels. (DISCLAIMER: UPG hardly ever endorsed drinking poisonous hemlock. We just made it look good.) Years passed. The Roman Empire. Attila the Hun. The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. Plague, gingivitis, witch hunts cropped up. Until the 1990s, when two brothers on New York City’s Lower East Side inherited the mantle of the UPG at a time when you couldn’t hock a mantle.
These two champions turned their advanced degrees, creativity, and love of paying rent toward noble ends: meeting the needs of the people for finger puppets of the great philosophers. Through Tulip Mania and Pluto is/isn’t/is/isn’t a planet, UPG carries on the ancient traditions, designing useful and beautiful things and cracking people up from our Ivory Tower HQ in Brooklyn, New York. Thank you for your time millennia.
YOU ARE HERE 81 Distributors 81 Best-Sellers 73 Bob Ross 63 Candles SECULAR SAINTS
41 Cards QUOTABLE NOTABLES
78 Displays 27 Dolls LITTLE THINKERS
22 Finger Puppets MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES
50 Freudian Slippers 79 Ivory Tower & Mini Ivory Tower Displays
30 68 33 11 6 2 51
Lip Balm Magnetic Play Sets Mints Mugs (Traditional) Mugs (Transforming) New Products Notebooks POCKET-SIZE & FULL-SIZE
56 Pill Boxes 36 Pins, Enamel 66 Planet Plates & Planet Bowls 20 Planter Pots
18 Plush Décor STUFFED PORTRAITS
74 Politics – U.S. 46 Soap FOAM SWEET FOAM
66 76 57 66
Shot Glasses Star Trek Sticky Note Booklets Tableware & Proof is in the Pudding Bowls 70 Watches TEMPUS FUGIT
60 Zipper Bags
FERTILE MINDS
2020–2021 IMPORTANT DATES & SALES OPPORTUNITIES Happy 250th Birthday, Ludwig van Beethoven This year, we celebrate the all-time greatest composer in Western music! Don’t forget to bake a cake, light the candles, and sing our 250-year version of the Birthday Song – with feeling: Happy quarter millennial birthday to you, Happy semiquincentennial birthday to you, Happy sestercentennial, Dear Ludwig, Happy 250th birthday to you!
100 Years of VOTES FOR WOMEN The year 2020 is the 100th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th Amendment. For the first time, women could not be denied the right to vote in U.S. elections! Give someone a little pick-me-up or a pep[permint] talk!
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NEW PRODUCTS BUTTERFLIES MUG Pour hot water to see colorful butterflies appear. Cool silhouettes transform into classic naturalist illustrations. Our heat-transforming mug reveals 18 different species (common and Latin names on the bottom). Witness a beautiful metamorphosis every day! 14 oz. / 400 mL #5568 Multiples of 4.
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GILBERT & SULLIVAN MUG Is life topsy-turvy? Are you weary lagooning? Why sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock? Throw away that box of Life Pills and pick up our Gilbert & Sullivan mug. This extraordinary jorum features favorite lines from the famous operettas to make you titwillow at work and willow, titwillow, titwillow in your very own home. 14 oz. / 400 mL #5564 Multiples of 4.
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ALICE IN WONDERLAND CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER LIP BALM ‘You’ll get used to it in time,’ said the Caterpillar. What delicious balm would make your lips feel very nice? You ought to be ashamed of yourself for asking such a simple question! “Alice in Wonderland Curiouser and Curiouser orange marmalade flavour lip balm!” she answered herself. Fits in your pocket – with your watch or your thimble or a piece of mushroom – so you can take it along on all your adventures. Oh dear, what nonsense I’m talking! I’m very sorry you’ve been annoyed. Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g) citrus #5402 Multiples of 12.
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CALAMITY JANE’S LEGENDARY LIP ELIXIR Are yer lips baked ‘n’ dusty ‘n’ lookin’ like they bin fought ‘n’ chawed by a couple a kilkenny cats? Is a little-bitty kiss from yer sweetie feelin’ like a scorpion with a bullwhip? Never mind yer medicine shows. Quit yer cussin’ – up ‘n’ git yerself Calamity Jane’s Legendary Lip Elixir. Slippery-smooth as round river-bottom pebbles and buttery-cool as algae, this’ll surely cure yer snappin’ turtle kisser! Slather yer chops with Calamity Jane’s Legendary Lip Elixir, the brand favored by markswomen and snowbirds, ‘n’ be back shootin’ your mouth off in no time. Ha ha – quit yer cussin’ – that’s a good ‘n. Pack a couple spares in your panniers. Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g) eucalyptus mint #5543 Multiples of 12.
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Now you can send Ruth Bader Ginsburg to deliver your verdict with this handsome Quotable Notable card. On the back of the card is a mini biography of the Notorious RBG and in case you don’t have time to write your dissent, there’s also a sticker sheet of quotes and images, with friendly greetings like “Happy Birthday!” and “Good Luck!” #5596 Multiples of 6.
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN’S ACCOUNT BOOK, AND JOURNAL Poor Richard says, let us hearken to good Advice, and something may be done for us. In this clever Note Book is printed the – Plan for Attaining Moral Perfection – Scheme of Employment. Those who heed Advices and Hints within may be confident of future better fortune. Account for Yourself! 9 × 12 cm, 48 pages. #5421 Multiples of 6.
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN’S GUEST SOAP “Rise, wash, and address Powerful Goodness…” Poor Richard should have said: Early to bathe Early to rinse Though you work like a knave You’ll smell like a prince. cucumber, olive oil #5419 Multiples of 8.
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KATSUHIKA HOKUSAI’S THE GREAT WAVE BATH SOAP Tough day ahead? Let the creamy lather and powerful freshness of Katsushika Hokusai’s The Great Wave bath soap carry you up and over! garden cucumber, olive oil #5581 Multiples of 8.
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GEOLOGY – A FIELD NOTEBOOK If you care deeply – about rocks and minerals, magma and lava, plate tectonics, volcanos, and mountainbuilding – you might be a geologist! Here’s the perfect notebook for everyone who’s down-to-Earth. It has charts and features for rock identification and plenty of room to note all your field observations and to-do lists. (GEOLOGY. It’s big.) 9 × 12 cm, 48 pages. #5583 Multiples of 6.
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ENTOMOLOGY – A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK How does your garden grow? How about our farms? Earth’s most fascinating animals take every form imaginable to nestle in the ground, flutter through the air, or tiptoe along, holding a picnic crumb high overhead – and we couldn’t grow anywhere without them. We’ve identified about a million insect species, and this notebook is the place to record the other 8 million. With metamorphosis charts, special features, and guides to help identify true bugs and common insect morphology – The Age of Discovery just started! Plenty of room to note all your field observations and to-do lists. (ENTOMOLOGY. It’s the little things.) 9 × 12 cm, 48 pages. #5423 Multiples of 6.
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TRANSFORMING MUGS When you pour yourself a nice hot chocolate, coffee, or tea in one of our Transforming Mugs, it changes everything — including the mug, itself. Sip your steaming beverage, watch the images transform, and enjoy the change of perspective. SF O R M S ! N A R T
OPEN AT THE TOP SO YOU CAN ADD LIQUID! IMAGES TRANSFORM WHEN YOU POUR A HOT BEVERAGE
EACH MUG FEATURES AN ORIGINAL UPG DESIGN
HANDLE COMES FREE WITH EVERY MUG! HOLD HERE TO PREVENT BURNING YOUR HANDS!
SO HOT!
SO COOL!
CLOSED AT THE BOTTOM TO PREVENT BEVERAGE FROM LEAKING OUT!
CARE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE
FREE DISPLAY INSERTS INCLUDED WITH ALL YOUR ORDERS FOR TRANSFORMING MUGS
SPOILERS! BEFORE-AND-AFTER VIEWS
EACH MUG INDIVIDUALLY BOXED
BEST-SELLERS
BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG #4961
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STAR TREK TRANSPORTER #4606
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PLANET #5293
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CONSTELLATIONS #2762
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CLIMATE CHANGE #3869
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DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS #0982
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TRANSFORMING MUGS
FOOTPRINT INSIDE!
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MOON MUG
PLANET
Two gorgeous Moon portraits (Near/Far Side). Hot water reveals names of Apollo missions, astronauts, and milestones. 14 oz./400 mL #5392
Every time you pour a hot beverage, learn about each planet in the solar system. 12 oz. /350 mL #5293
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CONSTELLATION
GOLDEN CONSTELLATIONS
Have coffee with the stars. 12 oz./350 mL #2762
When you pour hot water, eleven original constellation illustrations appear. 12 oz./350 mL #5295
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BIOLUMINESCENCE
CLIMATE CHANGE
The mighty sea rolls on, concealing things both mysterious and rare — including animals that produce chemicals to make themselves light up! 14 oz./400 mL #5048
Add hot water and watch sea levels rise. Let things cool off and the coastlines return. 12 oz./350 mL #3869
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TRANSFORMING MUGS
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DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT
GREAT SUPREME COURT CASES
The cat disappears, leaving only a grin. 10 oz./300 mL #0025
Add a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear. 12 oz./350 mL #1657
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RUTH BADER GINSBURG
DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES
When the mug is cold, RBG wears her judicial robe. When the mug is hot, hand Justice Ginsburg a boxing robe. 12 oz./350 mL #5509
Watch your rights disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0236
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HOW TO: SHADOW PUPPETS Got a light bulb and hot chocolate? Have a puppet show! 355mL. #3823
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TRANSFORMING MUGS
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SHARK!
GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSET
Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water. 14 oz./400 mL #2985
Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors! 14 oz./400 mL #1655
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JESUS SHAVES
DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIII
Jesus needs hot water to shave! 14 oz./400 mL #0981
Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off. 12 oz./350 mL #0064
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STAR TREK TRANSPORTER
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
When you add hot water, Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and McCoy leave the Transporter Room and materialize to explore the planet surface. Energize! 14 oz./400 mL #4606
This mug makes you shiver (add ice) and sweat (add hot water). Transforms to reveal 13 Hitchcock movie titles! 12 oz./350 mL #5360
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10 TRANSFORMING MUGS
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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG
GREAT NUDES
On the cold mug, Bob Ross’s image reminds you to find time in your life to create. When you pour a hot beverage, his painting appears to inspire you. 14 oz./400 mL #4961
Add a hot beverage and their clothing vanishes. (They’re all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!) 14 oz./400 mL #2240
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COLD COLD HOT HOT
DISAPP EAR ING VAN GOGH
BUTTERFLIES
Pour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear. 10 oz./300 mL #0125
Pour hot water to witness 18 real butterfly species reveal their true colors. 14 oz./400mL #5568
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DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS
BIRDS ON A WIRE
Dinosaurs transform into fossils! 14 oz./400 mL #0982
This mug features 18 silhouettes of birds on a wire. Add hot water and watch the species appear in full color. 12 oz./350 mL #4746
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TRADITIONAL MUGS Our Traditional Mugs honor rituals established thousands of years ago when our ancestors quit drinking out of puddles.
OPENING AT THE TOP LETS BEVERAGES FLOW IN
As philosophers, we’re all about tradition. We’re also about beauty, wisdom, love, justice, being, Being, apophasis, paralipsis, paralepsis… where was I?
INDIVIDUALLY BOXED
TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND YOUR LIQUIDS! CLOSING AT THE BOTTOM KEEPS BEVERAGES FROM FLOWING OUT
As you can see, all of our mugs are big ideas with a handle. Whether you’re fascinated by mathematical formulas or miniature art histories or crossword puzzles, they just might make you a morning person. READY TO KEEP FOR YOURSELF
READY FOR GIFT-GIVING
And with so many beautiful designs, our mugs will look good in front of your mug.
BEST-SELLERS
GEOLOGIC TIME #5019
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HOW TO: KNOTS #3822
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FRIDA DREAMS #4747
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JANE AUSTEN #3764
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MATH MUG #0492
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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS #0065
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12 TRADITIONAL MUGS
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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS
BANNED BOOKS
The Bard’s best put-downs. 14 oz./400 mL #0065
24 literary classics too hot to handle. 12 oz./350 mL
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PAWPRINT INSIDE
PAWPRINT INSIDE
THE ARTISTIC CAT
THE LITERARY CAT
This transfixing mug features artists’ portraits of beautiful creatures. Muses captured for a moment. Before they vanish again. 12 oz./350 mL #5529
Nine quotes from authors who cannot resist a kitten. Settle down with a cozy book and a good cat and viceversa. 12 oz./350 mL #5375
FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE
LAST LINES OF LITERATURE
It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. For best results, serve with our Last Lines of Literature mug. 14 oz./400 mL #2763
Even if you can’t enjoy your morning coffee over a good book, you’ll always have the last word. 14 oz./400 mL
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NEW!
GILBERT & SULLIVAN
JANE AUSTEN
Though “Delighted” I may / Occasionally say, / I never use a big, big D – / What, never? 14 oz./400 mL #5564
Just the thing for women of independent means and superior men. 14 oz./400 mL #3764
EDGAR ALLAN POE
BRONTË SISTERS
Makes any beverage mysterious! 14 oz./400 mL #3356
Now this very literary family can be at home with yours! 414 mL. #4376
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LEWIS CARROLL
KURT VONNEGUT
Lewis Carroll, the man who sent Alice to Wonderland, author of “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,” and surely the favorite author of someone in your life, young or young at heart! 14 oz./400 mL #4375
The right amount of caffeine helps you adapt to the requirements of chaos. The right mug helps even more. 14 oz. #3358
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GEOLOGIC TIME
19TH AMENDMENT
Our Geologic Time mug will remind you of your days as an amateur paleontologist digging in the yard and collecting shells on the beach. 4.56 billion years in the making. 14 oz./400 mL #5019
Our 19th Amendment mug is a reminder that democracy requires the good will, faith, and honest engagement of its citizens. 12 oz./350 mL #5542
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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON MODERN ART Own a work of art — one that employs a bold, minimal palette to depict 65 great modern artists from Courbet to Warhol. 9 oz./260 mL #5193
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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON PHILOSOPHY What is truth? What is happiness? What is the best place for my favorite libation? Here are 60 Western philosophers to help you with at least one of these questions. 9 oz./260 mL #4253
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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON ENGLISH ROYALTY This drinking vessel depicts all the kings and queens from Alfred to Elizabeth II… and one unfortunate Interregnum — more kings and queens than any other cup! We are amused. 9 oz./260 mL #5192
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NOTCH FOR TEA BAG STRING
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ELECTRICI-TEA
PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
Go fly a kite! This mug has a notch for your tea bag string so the paper tag becomes Ben Franklin’s kite. Ingenious! 12 oz./350 mL #4972
29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary. 14 oz./400 mL
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YOGA MAT COASTER INCLUDED!
ROPES INCLUDED!
HOW TO: YOGA
HOW TO: KNOTS
Now you know what to get your guru. 12 oz./350 mL
Earn a merit badge on your coffee break. Ropes included! 12 oz./350 mL #3822
#3464
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PENCIL INCLUDED!
THE LOST ART OF PENMANSHIP
CROSSWORD PUZZLE MUG
If you long for a little simple creativity, you’ll appreciate our Penmanship mug. Comes complete with a miniature pad and pencil to help you recapture the Lost Art of Penmanship. 12 oz./350 mL #4521
Solve the crossword on the box (pencil inside!), then wash your mug and look for more than two dozen puzzles online! 14 oz./400 mL #3340
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16 TRADITIONAL MUGS
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FRIDA’S QUOTE IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH
FRIDA DREAMS
BRIEF HISTORY OF ART
The perfect mug for Frida Kahlo’s many admirers — the realists and the dreamers alike. 12 oz./350 mL #4747
From Lascaux to Picasso. 16 oz./475 mL #1658
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CHALK INCLUDED!
EINSTEIN’S BLACKBOARD
BAD ART
Write a message on Einstein’s Blackboard for your labmate or your roommate. Chalk Inside! 12 oz./350 mL #5376
Our Bad Art mug features genuine paintings from the MUSEUM OF BAD ART. 14 oz./400 mL #5395
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MATH MUG
I LOVE YOU MUG
20 of the most popular mathematical formulae. 14 oz./400 mL #0492
This beautiful mug says “I Love You” forty ways. Remind your paramour of your steamy devotion over coffee at work, over cocoa on cozy evenings …and over breakfast. 12 oz./350 mL #5297
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SHAKESPEAREAN LOVE The Bard’s best come-ons. #0169
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GREAT ARCHITECTURE
YIDDISH INSULTS
Architectural drawings of 10 famous buildings from classical to classic. 10 oz./300 mL #3305
Some occasions in life call for a bon mot – others demand this Yiddish Insults mug. 14 oz./400 mL #5508
STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK
FREUDIAN SIPS
50 years of Star Trek starships. 50 years of space exploration. Do you know a Star Trek fan who doesn’t have one yet? Make it so. 14 oz./400 mL #4378
When you say one thing but mean your mother! 12 oz./350 mL #0084
HOW TO: DRAWING
SHERLOCK HOLMES
Make your hot cocoa more creative with clear step-by-step figures showing how to draw three endangered species! 355mL. #3824
Holmes quotes, rules of deduction, intriguing images, and Sidney Pagets’ portrait of the world’s only consulting detective! 14 oz./400 mL #4638
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STUFFED PORTRAITS
MULTIPLES OF 2.
Plush Décor
Not just another “big head” …the brains to go with it!
Here’s the one room accent for everyone who’s comfortable with genius.
Stuffed Portraits. Big props for dreamers. FRIDA KAHLO STUFFED PORTRAIT
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE STUFFED PORTRAIT
Artist. Acivist. Dreamer. #5412
Poet. Playwright. Dreamer. #5414
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Go ahead and snap a selfie with Stuffed Portraits, UPG’s plush characters with character. Frida Kahlo adds artistic flair to your favorite chair. Having a bad day? Let Sigmund Freud cushion the blow. These adorable geniuses are comfortable on your sofa or in your boudoir. Set a friendly face in your living space and give any room a smart new look. SIZE VARIES BY STYLE; APPROX. 36 × 36 × 13 cm.
ALBERT EINSTEIN STUFFED PORTRAIT
SIGMUND FREUD STUFFED PORTRAIT
Scientist. Humanist. Dreamer. #5411
Psychoanalyst. Scientist. Dreamer. #5413
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Put Some Thought into Your Environment
Wm. Shakespeare’s imagination brought us “a rose by any other name” and now he can grow your kitchen herbs. (Will might suggest marjoram, thyme, rosemary, mints…) #5533
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Albert Einstein, the later-life vegetarian, is now a smart ceramic décor accent. It’s the perfect place to plant a lovely little Mammillaria elongata 'Cristata' – you know, a brain cactus. #5534
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UPG’s handsome Fertile Minds ceramic planter pots can hold a mini flowerpot – or drop in a handful of small stones, fill with potting soil, and plant a seed. Go on, make the world more cultivated. Approx. 3" / 7.5 cm deep × 2" / 5 cm dia. Easy care (wipe with a damp cloth) MULTIPLES OF 4.
Fertile Minds planter pots shown with suggestions for plantings. Soil, moss, flowers, and succulents not included. Know what else isn’t included? Gravel. Dice. Bespoke hand-crafted titanium coffee table. Those lovely round pebbles – or the flat ones they call “worry stones” – you know, the kind you find at the beach and they still smell of salt and seaweed? Exposed brick and the edition of Holinshed’s Chronicles of England, Scotland, and Ireland owned by Shakespeare (1578) …you guessed it…also not included.
This charming Jane Austen planter pot makes a cozy addition to your nightstand or a sunny windowsill. What would make the winter melt faster than growing Sweet William from seed and then transplanting to your window box? #5539
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The Sigmund Freud planter pot holds a small cactus (for when you’re feeling prickly). Of course, you could always cultivate aromatic herbs if you prefer headier stuff. #5537
1 Il142 9c) @&!?K1 It’s true: “great things are not done just by impulse, but are a series of small things put together.” This Vincent van Gogh ceramic planter pot will add an artistic touch to your workspace or your home – perhaps in The Bedroom. #5538
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MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES
Each Magnetic Personality is an original design capturing the personality of a remarkable individual… Do you know this artist?
A MAGNET ON YOUR FRIDGE
APPROX. 10cm TALL
Once, a journalist wrote of this “wife of the Master Muralist” that she “dabbles in works of art” (!)
Of course you do!
DRESSED IN PERIOD CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
Today, that snubbed painter and activist is betterknown as Frida Kahlo (and better-known than her formidable husband).
ESSENTIAL INFORMATION
It’s all who you know.
Despite serious illness, a near-fatal accident, and a tragic personal life, “Mrs. Diego” prevailed. Thanks to her aesthetic vision and mental intensity, she created the art – and the artist – that became the symbol of womanly strength and resolve known as “Frida.” Magnetic Personalities include a tag with a thoughtful introduction to one of our original thinkers and cultural icons. QUOTABLE QUOTE
Get to know real characters – and people of real character.
BRIEF BIOGRAPHY
Browse Magnetic Personalities finger puppets by category: Philosophy · Science & Technology · Authors & Literature Wonderland · Performing & Visual Arts · World Religions History & Politics · Star Trek
A PUPPET ON YOUR FINGER
BEST-SELLERS
SIGMUND FREUD #0054
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ALBERT EINSTEIN #0148
SALVADOR DALÍ #0033
BOB ROSS #5300
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FRIDA KAHLO #0057
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ANDY WARHOL #0643
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0104
THE SCREAM #0646
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE #0087
PABLO PICASSO #0921
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POE’S RAVEN #4394
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PHILOSOPHY HANNAH ARENDT #0629
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IMMANUEL KANT #0143
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MICHEL FOUCAULT #0185
RENÉ DESCARTES #3741
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SØREN KIERKEGAARD #0181
KARL MARX #0250
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FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE #0087
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PLATO #0095
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G.W.F. HEGEL #0197
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BARUCH SPINOZA #0515
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SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE #0296
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CHARLES DARWIN #0251
Il142 9c) )($ZP
SIGMUND FREUD #0054
GALILEO GALILEI #0178
Il142 9c) ^%([Q
Il142 9c) @%#[Q
CARL SAGAN #3555
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT #0152
NIKOLA TESLA #0636
Il142 9c) )#*+U
Il142 9c) $#%[Q
Il142 9c) )%#WM
KURT GÖDEL #5213
Il142 9c) ^!&[Q
CARL JUNG #0067
Il142 9c) )$@[Q
ALAN TURING #4097
THOMAS EDISON #0292
Il142 9c) )(*XN
ISAAC NEWTON #0249
Il142 9c) )*#+U
ALBERT EINSTEIN #0148
Il142 9c) )#&WM
PAVLOV’S DOG #0151
Il142 9c) )$(ZP
FREUD & COUCH BOX SET
Il142 9c) $(#[Q Il142 9c) )*@WM Multiples of 4.
#0055
24 MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES
Multiples of 6/style.
AUTHORS & LITERATURE SHOLOM ALEICHEM #0516
MAYA ANGELOU #5212
JANE AUSTEN #0145
JAMES BALDWIN #5335
BERTOLT BRECHT #5035
ANTON CHEKHOV #0919
CHESHIRE CAT #2191
CTHULHU #5400
EMILY DICKINSON #0544
GRIM REAPER #5401
ERNEST HEMINGWAY #0630
SHERLOCK HOLMES #0596
LANGSTON HUGHES #4240
ZORA NEALE HURSTON #0196
JAMES JOYCE #0146
GABRIEL GARCÍA MÁRQUEZ #4756
MOBY DICK #4393
GEORGE ORWELL #0598
DOROTHY PARKER #0252
SYLVIA PLATH #3554
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EDGAR ALLAN POE #0198
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POE’S RAVEN #4394
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QUEEN OF HEARTS #2190
RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI #4572
LEO TOLSTOY #0160
MARK TWAIN #0628
KURT VONNEGUT #2944
Il142 9c) )^ WM
Il142 9c) ^! YO
Il142 9c) &# XN
Il142 9c)@($ VL
Il142 9c) &*(?K
RUMI #3740
Il142 9c) @!*ZP
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0104
WALT WHITMAN #4096
OSCAR WILDE #0635
VIRGINIA WOOLF #0124
Il142 9c) $()ZP
Il142 9c) ^!^+U
Il142 9c) )%(YO
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Multiples of 6/style.
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES 25
PERFORMING & VISUAL ARTS LOUIS ARMSTRONG #2186
LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN #0150
CHARLIE CHAPLIN #0928
SALVADOR DALÍ #0033
KEITH HARING #2941
ALFRED HITCHCOCK #5362
LEONARDO DA VINCI #0543
MICHELANGELO #4561
CLAUDE MONET #0082
W. A. MOZART #0144
GEORGIA O’KEEFFE #0518
PABLO PICASSO #0921
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FRIDA KAHLO #0057
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GIACOMO PUCCINI #0156
DJANGO REINHARDT #5299
DIEGO RIVERA #0154
BOB ROSS #5300
THE SCREAM #0646
VINCENT VAN GOGH #0121
ANDY WARHOL #0643
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT #0610
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STAR TREK CHEKOV #4555
CAPTAIN KIRK #4550
DR. McCOY #4552
SPOCK #4551
SULU #4553
UHURA #4554
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POPE FRANCIS #4242
GANESHA #0923
JESUS #0929
LAO-TZU #0073
MOSES #3265
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Multiples of 6/style.
HISTORY & POLITICS NELLIE BLY #4246
BLACKBEARD #1841
SHIRLEY CHISHOLM #5532
NOAM CHOMSKY #3556
WINSTON CHURCHILL #1842
ULYSSES S. GRANT #0925
ALEXANDER HAMILTON #4369
THOMAS JEFFERSON #0521
MICHELLE OBAMA #5510
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ #5541
ROSA PARKS #2185
BESSIE COLEMAN #5511
Il142 9c) &)!WM Il142 9c) *$&\R Il142 9c) @^!VL Il142 9c) $#(YO Il142 9c) &)#[Q Il142 9c) !(^[Q
FREDERICK DOUGLASS #0255
QUEEN ELIZABETH I #0519
ABRAHAM LINCOLN #0245
MALCOLM X #3916
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5036 #0221
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NELSON MANDELA #0153
BARACK OBAMA #0644
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ROSIE THE RIVETER #5379
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT #0223
THEODORE ROOSEVELT #0254
HARRIET TUBMAN #0241
QUEEN VICTORIA #3266
ELIZABETH WARREN #5544
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BETSY ROSS #1840
Il142 9c) &)@+U
GEORGE WASHINGTON #0294
Il142 9c) )(&[Q
BERNIE SANDERS #5545
Il142 9c) @*&VL
SOJOURNER TRUTH #0621
Il142 9c) ^)@WM
BEST COMRADES TRUMP AND PUTIN BOX SET #5044
Multiples of 4.
Il142 9c) ()$\R
LITTLE THINKERS
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is home to dozens of Little Thinkers — plush companions as inspiring as they are cuddly. Each one sports its own handy tag filled with enlightening biographical information.
APPROX. 28 cm TALL
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
More dignified than a dolly. Better than a bobble-head.
EACH IS DRESSED AS THEY DRESSED
UPG’s Little Thinkers are characters with character.
INDIVIDUAL BIO TAG PERSONAL PARTICULARS
SITS ON YOUR BOOKSHELF NOTABLE QUOTE
SITS ON YOUR DESK
FASCINATING FACTS
SIGNIFICANT DATES
BEST-SELLERS
SIGMUND FREUD #0162
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ALBERT EINSTEIN #0035
Il142 9c) !)#YO
KARL MARX #0077
Il142 9c) ! ^YO
FRIDA KAHLO #0056
Il142 9c) !)@\R
VINCENT VAN GOGH #0122
Il142 9c) ! &VL
SOCRATES #0115
Il142 9c) !)&WM
28 LITTLE THINKERS
Multiples of 2/style.
PLAYS T LIGH “MOON TA”! SO N A
HABLE D E TAC E Y ! MONK
QE
PERFORMING & VISUAL ARTS
LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN MUSICAL #0017
Il142 9c) ! %\R
CHARLIE CHAPLIN #0931
Il142 9c) %$*XN
P LAYS E LE IN “E IN E K S IK !” U N AC H T M
Il142 9c) ! @[Q
LEONARDO DA VINCI #0029
Il142 9c) !)@\R
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MS SCRE A WHEN ! KED P RO V O
QE
CLAUDE MONET #0081
FRIDA KAHLO #0056
HABLE D E TAC ! EAR
WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART MUSICAL #0083
Il142 9c) ! #XN
PABLO PICASSO #0638
Il142 9c) ^!(?K
SCREAMING SCREAM MUSICAL #0290
Il142 9c) !@&?K
VINCENT VAN GOGH #0122
Il142 9c) ! &VL
ANDY WARHOL #0311
Il142 9c) ^ @[Q
SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE #3559
Il142 9c) #( VL
CHARLES DARWIN #0030
Il142 9c) !)^ZP
ALBERT EINSTEIN #0035
Il142 9c) !)#YO
SIGMUND FREUD #0162
Il142 9c) !)$VL
WORLD RELIGIONS ADA LOVELACE #4341
Il142 9c) ^&^XN
NIKOLA TESLA #3558
Il142 9c) $#!]T
BUDDHA #0019
Il142 9c) !)!?K
POPE FRANCIS #4755
Il142 9c) *$ [Q
JESUS #0289
Il142 9c) !@^XN
Multiples 2/style.
LITTLE THINKERS 29
HISTORY & POLITICS BLACKBEARD #1844
Il142 9c) &) ZP
CLEOPATRA #3262
MAHATMA GANDHI #0058
Il142 9c) $!#YO
Il142 9c) !)%]T
RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5373
Il142 9c) (% +U
CHE GUEVARA #0024
Il142 9c) !@$+U
BLE POSE A ! ARMS
ALEXANDER HAMILTON #4939
Il142 9c) *^&ZP
ABRAHAM LINCOLN #0951
Il142 9c) %^*VL
MICHELLE OBAMA #5530
BARACK OBAMA #0310
Il142 9c) @^ [Q
Il142 9c) ^ !+U
THEODORE ROOSEVELT #4342
Il142 9c) ^&(YO
ROSIE THE RIVETER #5211
Il142 9c) @%!WM
PHILOSOPHY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT #0288
Il142 9c) !@*\R
GEORGE WASHINGTON #3733
KARL MARX #0077
Il142 9c) $@$?K
Il142 9c) ! ^YO
SOCRATES #0115
Il142 9c) !)&WM
D E TAC HAB R AV E N L E !
AUTHORS & LITERATURE SHERLOCK HOLMES #0511
Il142 9c) !#$]T
EDGAR ALLAN POE #0187
Il142 9c) !@!]T
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0099
Il142 9c) ! )WM
MARK TWAIN #3919
Il142 9c) # (\R
KURT VONNEGUT #2949
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LIP BALM
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Lip Balms from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are delicious, highquality concoctions wrapped up in fetching and fun-to-read packages. Lively in your shop display — lovely when you get them home — each one is a useful, flavorful accessory for pocket, purse, or backpack. MADE IN THE
U.S.A.
ATTRACTIVE 9 × 11 cm BLISTER PACK READY TO DISPLAY
CULTURAL ICON
PROTECTS YOUR LIPS AGAINST THE ELEMENTS (NOT LEAD OR MENDELEVIUM, OF COURSE — WE WERE THINKING MORE LIKE WIND AND COLD) FILLED WITH LOTS OF GOOD STUFF!
NET WT. .15 OZ. (4.25 G)
EYE-CATCHING DESIGN
MISSING LOTS OF BAD STUFF!
BEST-SELLERS
Take a look at the recipe: ORGANIC ingredients REAL flavors you like NO butylthis, parathat, or methylwhatever NO mineral oil NO battery acid NO truth serum that makes you confess, “Boss, that haircut makes you look like an eel.”
STIFF UPPER LIP BALM #5366
Il142 9c) !$(WM
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S FAMOUS FORMULA FOR THE LIPS #5368
Il142 9c) #($[Q
MADE WITH ALL-NATURAL, ENVIRONMENTALLY-FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS ROSIE THE RIVETER’S HARD-WORKING LIP BALM #5367
Il142 9c) !%!ZP
Multiples of 12/style.
FRIDA KAHLO’S ON THE LIPS OF DREAMS Smooth on Frida Kahlo’s on the Lips of Dreams lip balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon, and lime flavor. citrus #5316
Il142 9c) @& WM
O-BALM-A Things been rough lately? There’s hope! O-Balm-A is the smooth, genuine balm to make you feel good — more like yourself. When’s the last time you smiled? Well, it’s going to be good again. Reach for O-Balm-A and get back to normal. peppermint #5338
Il142 9c) (#(+U
LIP BALM 31
ALICE IN WONDERLAND CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER LIP BALM Alice in Wonderland Curiouser and Curiouser orange marmalade flavour lip balm fits in your pocket – with your watch or your thimble or a piece of mushroom – so you can take it along on all your adventures. Oh dear, what nonsense I’m talking! I’m very sorry you’ve been annoyed. citrus #5402
Il142 9c) %( ZP
FREUD’S ORAL FIXATION
JANE AUSTEN’S FINEST BALM
Freud’s Oral Fixation is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing in the time it takes to say “subliminal.” You’ll feel better after your first session. eucalyptus mint #5319
It will teach you to hope as you had scarcely ever allowed yourself to hope before. Apply and return to a disposition in which happiness overflows in mirth. peppermint #5318
Il142 9c) (#$YO
Il142 9c) @&([Q
CALAMITY JANE’S LEGENDARY LIP ELIXIR Up ‘n’ git yerself Calamity Jane’s Legendary Lip Elixir. Slippery-smooth as round river-bottom pebbles and buttery-cool as algae, this’ll surely cure yer snappin’ turtle kisser! Pack a couple spares in your panniers. eucalyptus mint #5543
Il142 9c) @&%]T
32 LIP BALM
Multiples of 12/style.
SHAKESPEARE’S MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S BALM
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S FAMOUS FORMULA FOR THE LIPS
The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm. Apply every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man. cherry #5317
Good news for misunderstood overachievers! Carry Albert Einstein’s Famous Formula with you everywhere and you’ll observe softer, smoother lips in all probability. Another problem solved! unflavored #5368
Il142 9c) *)%\R
Il142 9c) #($[Q
STIFF UPPER LIP BALM Use another balm? It would be a pity to be wrong. Always keep a stiff upper lip, except when your lips are dry and sore. Never surrender! Carry Stiff Upper Lip Balm and say, “Cheerio, Chaps!” peppermint #5366
Il142 9c) !$(WM
24-HOOK SPINNING DISPLAY #5354 SEE PAGE 78
Il142 9c) ($)ZP
ROSIE THE RIVETER’S HARD-WORKING LIP BALM
9-HOOK DISPLAY #5103 SEE PAGE 78
Do your lips look as if they’ve been working a double shift? Wet your whistle with genuine Rosie the Riveter’s Hard-Working Lip Balm and you’ll be riveting! Ask for it at the PX or your local mom-and-pop. peppermint #5367
Il142 9c) (@)\R Il142 9c) !%!ZP
IMPEACHMINT LIP BALM Feeling uncomfortable? Tired of rawness and constant irritating cracks? Trust IMPEACHMINT for healing. Not a cover-up, always emollient – never emolument – IMPEACHMINT is on everybody’s lips. Apply liberally. peppermint #5274 Multiples of 24.
Il142 9c) @$!XN
MINTS
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild always has plenty of fresh ideas! Our collection of super-strong Mints gives your day a burst of flavor — flavors like peppermint, spearmint, and cinnamon-habañero — in a wide selection of clever tins. You’ll always want to have a few of these sensational little sensations close at hand! MINTS MADE IN THE
U.S.A.
VEGAN
SUGARFREE
NO ASPARTAME
REFRESHING! NO SUGAR NOTHING BUT MINTY GOODNESS
FITS IN YOUR POCKET
FITS IN YOUR PURSE
FITS IN YOUR PALM
PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 12
4 × 6 × 2 cm
BEST-SELLERS
IMPEACHMINTS #5014
EMPOWERMINTS #0949
AFTER THERAPY MINTS #0009
BOB ROSS HAPPY LITTLE MINTS #4960
MESSIAH MINTS #0964
STAR TREK DILITHIUM CRYSTALS #4363
EINSTEIN’S RELATIVELY STRONG MINTS #0315
TRUMP NATIONAL EMBARRASSMINTS #4624
BEFORE THE KISS #0071
ALICE’S ENCHANTMINTS #0615
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Il142 9c) ^ %\R
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Il142 9c) %&!VL
Il142 9c) )@ ]T
34 MINTS
Multiples of 24/style.
KURT VONNEGUT BREATHMINTS OF CHAMPIONS
ALICE’S ENCHANTMINTS
SHAKESPEARMINTS
EMPOWERMINTS
PEPPERMINT #0615
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PEPPERMINT #0949
PEPPERMINT #4995
Il142 9c) )@ ]T
SPEARMINT #0008
BOB ROSS HAPPY LITTLE MINTS
STAR TREK DILITHIUM CRYSTALS
AFTER THERAPY MINTS
RETIREMINTS
PEPPERMINT #0009
Il142 9c) *^(+U
PINK PEPPERMINT #4363
Il142 9c) ) %VL
PEPPERMINT #2102
PEPPERMINT #4960
BEFORE THE KISS
MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER
MIND CONTROL MINTS
MANLY MINTS
PEPPERMINT #0071
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PEPPERMINT #0259
Il142 9c) )!^\R
PEPPERMINT #3882
Il142 9c) @ #+U
PEPPERMINT #0260
MESSIAH MINTS
ENLIGHTENMINTS
19TH AMENDMINTS
ATONEMINTS
PEPPERMINT #0964
PEPPERMINT #0038
PEPPERMINT #5531
PEPPERMINT #0013
Il142 9c) *&#[Q
Il142 9c) %&!VL
Il142 9c) ^#%?K
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Il142 9c) @^%+U
Il142 9c) %^&YO
Il142 9c) &#)WM
Il142 9c) !&$YO
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Multiples of 24/style.
TELL-TALE MINTS
INVISIBILITY MINTS
MESHUGA MINTS
BLUE PEPPERMINT #5528
l142 9c) ^($\R
PEPPERMINT #0947
Il142 9c) %^%?K
PEPPERMINT #2103
PALE BLUE DOTS
EINSTEIN’S RELATIVELY STRONG MINTS
NIKOLA TESLA’S EXPERIMINTS
PEPPERMINT #0315
PEPPERMINT #2978
BLUE PEPPERMINT #5417
Il142 9c) &(@?K
Il142 9c) ^ %\R
Il142 9c) ) (+U
THE MORNING AFTER MINT PEPPERMINT #0258
Il142 9c) )!*VL
Il142 9c) #*&]T
LARGE MINT DISPLAY #0139 SEE PAGE 78
Il142 9c) ^% ]T RUTH BADER GINSBURG’S JUDGMINTS PEPPERMINT #5332
Il142 9c) @#%WM
TRUMPZILLA MINTS CINNAMON HABAÑERO #5353
Il142 9c) (^)XN
SMALL MINT DISPLAY IMPEACHMINTS PEACH PEPPERMINT #5014
Il142 9c) *&%?K
TRUMP NATIONAL EMBARRASSMINTS PEPPERMINT #4624
Il142 9c) *@$]T
MINTS 35
#0193 SEE PAGE 78
Il142 9c) ^%^ZP
ENAMEL PINS
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Wear your heart on your sleeve — and inspiration on your lapel! Our line of colorful die-cast Enamel Pins features historical figures, cultural icons, and big ideas. They’re packaged in sets of two with rubber pin backs.
UNIQUE QUOTE OR QUIP IDENTIFIES PINS
ATTRACTIVE 8 × 11 cm HANGING DISPLAY CARD INSIDE AN ACETATE ENVELOPE TENACIOUS RUBBER PIN BACKS HOLD ON TIGHT ORIGINAL DESIGNS
ENAMEL PINS COME IN SETS OF TWO
COLORFUL ENAMEL
BEST-SELLERS 9-HOOK DISPLAY #5103 SEE PAGE 78
Il142 9c) (@)\R
FRIDA KAHLO #5091
ANDY WARHOL #5086
ROSIE THE RIVETER #5098
SALVADOR DALÍ #5092
VINCENT VAN GOGH #5085
BOB ROSS #5083
Il142 9c) ()(WM
Il142 9c) * (\R
Il142 9c) (!%XN
24-HOOK SPINNING DISPLAY #5354 SEE PAGE 78
Il142 9c) ($)ZP
Il142 9c) (!)]T
Il142 9c) * *?K
Il142 9c) * ^[Q
Multiples of 4/style. Pins shown actual size.
ENAMEL PINS 37
GLOWS IN THE DARK!
ALBERT EINSTEIN
CHARLES DARWIN
MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE
“I frequently got on their backs...but I found it very difficult to keep my balance.” — Charles Darwin on riding the Galápagos Tortoise #5077
Marie Sklodowska Curie coined the word “radioactive” and named the radium that gave the lab that special glow(-in-the-dark). #5309
CARL SAGAN
LAIKA
Carl Sagan sent the Golden Record aboard Voyager. No word yet from “advanced spacefaring civilizations in interstellar space.” #5080
Brave little Laika began as a stray in Moscow, but she flew around the world aboard Sputnik 2. #5078
P.T. BARNUM AND JUMBO
T. REX NOW AND THEN
MARGARET SANGER
Legendary showman P.T. Barnum made an African elephant the star of the Barnum & Bailey Circus – and that’s how Jumbo became the most famous elephant in the world. #5370
T. rex and T. rex fossil — can you dig it? #5075
Il142 9c) *&*VL
Margaret Sanger championed The Pill and the rest is her story. #5099
MAD HATTER
ALICE
CHESHIRE CAT
Alice found a bottle with a label that said “DRINK ME” and she did — would you? #5070
‘Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,’ thought Alice; ‘but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’ #5090
In theory, Albert Einstein and E = mc 2 show you have potential... you know, relatively. #5093
Il142 9c) (! ZP
NIKOLA TESLA Nikola Tesla and his famous Tesla Coil — flash but not flashy. #5084
Il142 9c) * &XN
Il142 9c) * )YO
Il142 9c) * #ZP
Il142 9c) (%@]T
“It’s the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!” Invite the Mad Hatter and bring your Teacup. #5096
Il142 9c) (!#+U
Il142 9c) *$!ZP
Il142 9c) (#!XN
Il142 9c) * !VL
Il142 9c) (!^?K
Il142 9c) ()*ZP
38 ENAMEL PINS
Multiples of 4/style. Pins shown actual size.
H.P. LOVECRAFT H.P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu. Pals. #5218
Il142 9c) @% ?K
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE William Shakespeare and The Globe are the emblems you need for all your comedies and tragedies. #5081
Il142 9c) * $WM SYLVIA PLATH Sylvia Plath struck on the precise metaphor: “sitting under the same glass bell jar.” #5220
Il142 9c) @%*VL
JAMES BALDWIN “You and I are history. We carry our history. We act our history.” — James Baldwin #5089
Il142 9c) ()&]T SCHADENFREUDE & JOIE DE VIVRE Now Schadenfreude and joie de vivre are together for the first time. #5101
Il142 9c) (!*YO
SQUID & WHALE “It seemed not a whale… ‘What was it, Sir?’ said Flask. ‘The great live squid…’ ” — Moby Dick #5222
Il142 9c) @^)YO
JANE AUSTEN “One cannot have too large a party.” Or better companions than Jane Austen and her Novels. #5088
Il142 9c) *()XN
KURT VONNEGUT Always be Kurt Vonnegut and never be an * . #5076
Il142 9c) *&(]T
EDGAR ALLAN POE The Raven came to have a word with Edgar Allan Poe... and you know what word that is. #5079
Il142 9c) * @]T
STURM UND DRANG Sturm und Drang — it’s your nature. #5082
Il142 9c) * %+U
Multiples of 4/style. Pins shown actual size.
BILLIE HOLIDAY Billie Holiday wore her heart on her sleeve and her ever-present white gardenia in her hair. #5305
Il142 9c) (@*XN RUTH BADER GINSBURG Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s opinion: “I dissent.” — Bush v. Gore 531 U.S. 98, 144 #5219
Il142 9c) @%&YO
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SIGMUND FREUD Sigmund Freud loved his Mom. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. #5095
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JUSTIN TRUDEAU Not your parents’ Trudeau! (But it is your parents’ maple leaf.) Pas le Trudeau de tes parents! (Mais c’est la feuille d’érable de tes parents.) #5223
Il142 9c) @#&[Q DUCK-RABBIT “I shall call the following figure, derived from Jastrow, the duck-rabbit. It can be seen as a rabbit’s head or as a duck’s.” — Ludwig Wittgenstein, Philosophical Investigations #5308
Il142 9c) (#)[Q SHERLOCK HOLMES Sherlock Holmes was never without his trusty magnifying glass. “It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.” — A Case of Identity #5307
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THEODORE ROOSEVELT Theodore Roosevelt and the Bull Moose Party want YOU! #5215
Il142 9c) @# ]T SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT Every day is like a new thought experiment. Sometimes you’re Schrödinger’s Cat. Sometimes you’re Schrödinger’s Other Cat. #5102
Il142 9c) (!(VL 19TH AMENDMENT These eye-catching 19th Amendment enamel pins pay tribute to the decades-long struggle of the suffragists — from the first Woman’s Rights Convention (1848) through ratification (1920) and right up to every time you make your voice heard at the ballot box! #5546
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Multiples of 4/style. Pins shown actual size.
FRIDA KAHLO
ANDY WARHOL
VINCENT VAN GOGH
Frida Kahlo immortalized her pet Monkey in the self-portrait, “Fulang-Chang and I.” #5091
“I used to have the same lunch every day, for 20 years, I guess...” — Andy Warhol, about Soup #5086
Vincent van Gogh and his Ear — together again! #5085
SALVADOR DALÍ
LEONARDO DA VINCI
THE SCREAM
Salvador Dalí and his Melting Watch make your day more surreal. #5092
Leonardo da Vinci and his Vitruvian Man help you keep things in proportion. #5258
“I felt a gust of melancholy” Edvard Munch said in his diary 22 January 1892 — but The Scream says it all. #5214
PABLO PICASSO
CLAUDE MONET
BOB ROSS
Influential 20th Century artist Pablo Picasso never stopped exploring: “I do not seek – I find.” #5372
Impressionism was named for the Claude Monet painting, “Impression: Sunrise” but he’s famous for his Water Lily paintings. #5369
“You paint your world the way you see it…” and Bob Ross paints a Happy Little Tree the way he sees it. #5083
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PLATONIC SOLIDS Platonic Solids will show everyone you have many sides. Set of 5 (five) pins. #5313
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QUOTABLE NOTABLES The Unemployed Philosophers Guild does not believe in dashing off a thumb-typed text when you can send a handsome Quotable Notable card. Each one comes packaged in an acetate sleeve with a brief biography on the back, an envelope, and its own colorful sticker sheet filled with quotes, images, and greetings so you can customize your card.
1. OPEN YOUR QUOTABLE NOTABLE
Give your thumbs a rest. QUOTABLE NOTABLE
MINI BIOGRAPHY ON BACK
BLANK CARD — ADD YOUR GOOD WISHES AND OUR STICKERS
STICKER SHEET
ENVELOPE 22 × 10 cm
2. ADORN YOUR MESSAGE
3. TUCK INSIDE THE ENVELOPE
22 × 10 cm
Browse Quotable Notable cards by category: History & Politics · Performing & Visual Arts · Authors & Literature · Wonderland Science & Technology · Philosophy · World Religions · Star Trek
4. SEND OFF RIGHT AWAY!
BEST-SELLERS
ANDY WARHOL #0939
FRIDA KAHLO #0218
KARL MARX #0233
SALVADOR DALÍ #0230
ROSIE THE RIVETER #0586
ALBERT EINSTEIN #0204
JANE AUSTEN #0202
SPOCK #4580
THE KISS (KLIMT) #0232
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SIGMUND FREUD #0203
VINCENT VAN GOGH #0210
OSCAR WILDE #1785
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42 QUOTABLE NOTABLES
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NEW!
HISTORY & POLITICS BILLY THE KID #2956
WINSTON CHURCHILL DAVY CROCKETT #1784 #2957
ELIZABETH I #0987
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN MAHATMA GANDHI #0574 #0212
RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5596
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CHE GUEVARA #0199
ALEXANDER HAMILTON #4940
HENRY VIII #0200
THOMAS JEFFERSON #0575
JOHN F. KENNEDY #2224
ABRAHAM LINCOLN #0966
BARACK OBAMA #0609
ROSA PARKS #2223
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT #0576
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT #0946
THEODORE ROOSEVELT #0937
ROSIE THE RIVETER #0586
SITTING BULL #2958
GEORGE WASHINGTON #1783
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CHARLES DARWIN #0478
ALBERT EINSTEIN #0204
SIGMUND FREUD #0203
ISAAC NEWTON #0989
CARL SAGAN #3884
NIKOLA TESLA #3658
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PERFORMING & VISUAL ARTS LOUIS ARMSTRONG #2225
LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN #0228
VENUS (BOTTICELLI) CHARLIE CHAPLIN #0986 #0938
SALVADOR DALÍ #0230
DEGAS’ BALLERINA #0507
ISADORA DUNCAN #0494
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ALFRED HITCHCOCK #5361
BILLIE HOLIDAY #3326
HARRY HOUDINI #0991
FRIDA KAHLO #0218
THE KISS (KLIMT) #0232
LEONARDO DA VINCI MONA LISA (LEONARDO) #0941 #0234
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CREATION OF ADAM (MICHELANGELO) #0985
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GIRL W/ PEARL (VERMEER) #2234
ANDY WARHOL #0939
CLAUDE MONET #0231
THE SCREAM (MUNCH) #0235
PABLO PICASSO #0945
REMBRANDT VAN RIJN #0591
BOB ROSS #5301
VINCENT VAN GOGH #0210
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FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT #0589
GREAT ARTISTS
MASTERPIECES
Two each of Salvador Dalí, Frida Kahlo, Claude Monet, Vincent Van Gogh. #0305 Multiples of 4.
Two each of Mona Lisa, The Scream, The Kiss, and Degas’ Ballerina. #0510 Multiples of 4.
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AUTHORS & LITERATURE JANE AUSTEN #0202
EMILY DICKINSON #0303
L.M. MONTGOMERY #5268
DOROTHY PARKER #0201
RALPH WALDO EMERSON F. SCOTT FITZGERALD #0578 #0588
SHERLOCK HOLMES #0504
JAMES JOYCE #0206
GERTRUDE STEIN #0942
HENRY DAVID THOREAU #0501
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FRANZ KAFKA #0579
EDGAR ALLAN POE #0209
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #0215
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GREAT WRITERS MARK TWAIN #0502
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EDITH WHARTON #3921
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WALT WHITMAN #0304
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OSCAR WILDE #1785
Two each of Jane Austen, William Shakespeare, James Joyce, Virginia Woolf. #0306 Multiples of 4.
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WONDERLAND ALICE IN WONDERLAND ALICE #0583
MAD HATTER #0584
QUEEN OF HEARTS #0580
WHITE RABBIT #0581
Two each of Alice, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, White Rabbit. #0585 Multiples of 4.
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PHILOSOPHY
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KARL MARX #0233
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JEAN-PAUL SARTRE #0505
ANGEL (GIOTTO) #0983
LAUGHING BUDDHA #3659
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE #0208
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SOCRATES #0211
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LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN #0205
POPE FRANCIS #4418
JESUS #0935
MOSES #0940
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WORLD RELIGIONS
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STAR TREK
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SPINNING COUNTERTOP CARD DISPLAY CAPTAIN KIRK #4581
DR. McCOY #4582
SCOTTY #4585
SPOCK #4580
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#3704 SEE PAGE 78
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STAR TREK CARD SET SULU #4583
UHURA #4584
Captain Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Dr. McCoy, Sulu, Scotty, Chekov. Contains 7 cards, 7 envelopes & 7 sticker sheets. #4587 Multiples of 4.
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FOAM SWEET FOAM The Unemployed Philosophers Guild’s Foam Sweet Foam soaps are specially designed for that eccentric little B&B you call home. These playful soaps feature artists, philosophers, scientists, and cultural icons to make any sink smarter. Made with glycerine and a blend of shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, and grapeseed oil, they’re individually scented — or individually unscented — and some are even lightly exfoliating. Our smooth and creamy high-quality soaps are French triple milled to make them long-lasting.
4 × 6 × 2 cm
WRAPPED IN WORDS OF WISDOM AND WISE CRACKS — EVEN THE INGREDIENTS DESERVE A CLOSER LOOK
INDIVIDUALLY SCENTED
2 OZ. (56G) PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 8
And each little bar is stamped with an original design to show its true character — even when it’s naked. Not just soaps — ideas for your soap dish! MADE IN THE
U.S.A.
EVERY SOAP HAS A NOVEL STAMP
NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS
BEST-SELLERS
TRUMP’S SMALL HAND SOAP #4633
JANE AUSTEN BATH SOAP #4732
LADY MACBETH’S GUEST SOAP #4438
ALICE’S TINY LITTLE HAND SOAP #4440
FRIDA’S FRAGRANT BATH BAR #4433
VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWER SOAP #4432
FREUD’S WASH FULFILLMENT #4413
JEAN-LUC PICARD’S MAKE IT SOAP #5420
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE’S BARD OF SOAP
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WIFE OF BATH SOAP
LADY MACBETH’S GUEST SOAP
lusty lemon verbena #5041
fresh milk, cocoa butter #4438
fresh milk, cocoa butter #5039
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JANE AUSTEN BATH SOAP
HESTER PRYNNE’S THE SCARLET LETTER BODY SOAP
AND JESUS WASHED
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lavender #4732
almond, cocoa butter #4411
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floral, cocoa butter #5405
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JACQUES-LOUIS DAVID’S LA MORT DE MARAT BATH SOAP
AUGUSTE RENOIR’S THE GREAT BATHERS BATH SOAP
lavender #5526
honey and oatmeal [exfoliating] #5522
lavender #5521
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ALICE’S TINY LITTLE HAND SOAP
VENUS BEAUTY BAR
floral, cocoa butter #4440
fresh milk, cocoa butter #4733
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KATSUHIKA HOKUSAI’S THE GREAT WAVE BATH SOAP garden cucumber, olive oil #5581
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FRIDA’S FRAGRANT BATH BAR
VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWER SOAP
passionflower, olive oil
sunflower, lavender #4432
#4433
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THE JOY OF BATHING WITH BOB ROSS
ANDY’S 15 MINUTES OF FOAM
honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5333
lavender, chamomile #4439
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FREUD’S WASH FULFILLMENT cucumber, olive oil #4413
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METEOR SHOWER SOAP honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5226
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EINSTEIN’S BATH-TIME CONTINUUM almond, cocoa butter #4410
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN’S GUEST SOAP cucumber, olive oil #5419
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URANUS SOAP unscented #4522
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NIHILISM SOAP unscented, exfoliating #4434
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FREEDOM SOAP
WE CAN WASH IT!
garden cucumber, olive oil
rosewater, jasmine #4523
#4412
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POPE SOAP
cucumber, olive oil #4633
honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #4525
THE ABLUTIONS OF SHERLOCK HOLMES
JEAN-LUC PICARD’S MAKE IT SOAP
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Earl Grey, bergamot #5420
woodsy fresh, olive oil, exfoliating #4526
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KITTEN BATH SOAP
YOGA SOAP
honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5038
cucumber, olive oil #5040
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FREUDIAN SLIPPERS EYEGLASSES — LIKE FREUD’S! — MAKE YOUR FEET LOOK SMART
THEY ARE OPEN-MINDED
LEFT EAR — JUST LIKE FREUD!
FULLY TWEAK-ABLE NOSE
RIGHT EAR — JUST LIKE FREUD!
PATENTED SOCK TONGUE™ TECHNOLOGY
FREUDIAN SLIPPERS Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’. Multiples of 2/size. Available in US sizes: SMALL (Women’s 6–9.5, Men’s 6–8) #0112
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(Women’s 10–11.5, Men’s 8.5–11) #0111
(Women’s 12+, Men’s 11.5–14) #0110
NOTEBOOKS The Unemployed Philosophers Guild makes dozens of Notebooks to keep you organized and inspired. Our Sherlock Holmes notebook holds your grocery list…and clues. Our Comic Note Book has panels ready for today’s schedule…and cartoons and superhero drawings. UPG’s original designs are for productive and efficient people who want to stay creative. Your ideas deserve better than a boring white pad – so give them a launch pad! RECORD YOUR NOTES AND THEORIES, MIND MAPS AND MEMOS…
POCKET NOTEBOOKS
FULL - SIZE NOTEBOOKS
Keep all your memos and to-do lists handy in your pocket, purse, or backpack.
All the same details and features as the Pocket Notebook — but in a larger format!
9 × 12 cm, 48 pp.
EACH NOTEBOOK HAS A UNIQUE PAGE LAYOUT
…OR JOT DOWN YOUR TO-DO LIST IN STYLE
PLENTY OF PAGES FOR COMPOSING YOUR THOUGHTS
12 × 18 cm, 48 pp.
SPECIAL REFERENCE GUIDES
TIPS AND TRICKS
EVERY ONE COMES WITH ITS OWN FEATURES
BEST-SELLERS
COMIC NOTE BOOK POCKET #3581
STAR TREK CAPTAIN’S LOG POCKET #4520
FULL-SIZE #3951
FULL-SIZE #4610
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STAR TREK ENGINEERING POCKET #5393
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FULL-SIZE #4373
WONDERLAND PASSPORT POCKET #1473
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MARS PASSPORT POCKET #2221
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52 NOTEBOOKS
Multiples of 6/style. Pocket 9 × 12 cm. Full-size 12 × 18 cm. 48 pp.
THE MOON PASSPORT
STARGAZING
The Moon Passport notebook has plenty of pages to keep track of your missions on Earth. Bonus foldout extras, including moon phases, glossary, maps, and charts!
A beautiful little notebook with constellation maps, lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you can chart the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and make note of its wonders.
POCKET #5357
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POCKET #3394
URBAN BIRDWATCHING
BOTANY (A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK)
Fledgling enthusiasts and eagle-eyed experts love this handsome and handy notebook with bonus features: learn bird-counting notation, identify migration routes and two dozen species! POCKET #4374
This friendly green notebook has plenty of room to record field notes in the wild or grocery lists and errands when you return to civilization. Bonus botanical charts and guides!
FULL-SIZE #4730
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GEOLOGY – A FIELD NOTEBOOK You care deeply – about rocks and minerals, plate tectonics and volcanos. This notebook has special rock ID features and plenty of room for field observations. (GEOLOGY. It’s big.) POCKET #5583
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FULL-SIZE #4371
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN’S ACCOUNT BOOK, AND JOURNAL
POCKET #5363
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ENTOMOLOGY – A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK This notebook has plenty of room for field observations and features to help you identify these elegant, intricate species. (ENTOMOLOGY. It’s the little things.) POCKET #5423
Il142 9c) $&(?K CAMPING
Poor Richard says, let us hearken to good Advice. Use this clever Note Book for Business Plans and for Attaining Moral Perfection. Account for Yourself!
We’ve started your packing list – what to keep, what to leave, how to plan. UPG’s Camping Notebook is loaded with useful guides and charts you’ll need for your next expedition.
POCKET #5421
POCKET #5422
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COMIC NOTE BOOK
MINI MASTERPIECES
A handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas.
A handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature masterpieces.
POCKET #3581
FULL-SIZE #3951
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POCKET #3582
FULL-SIZE #5186
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UPG NOTEBOOK
SHERLOCK HOLMES
Our pocket notebook features crucial data (Dante’s Rings of Hell, Shakespeare’s insults) and gridded pages festooned with UPG’s March of Progress from monkey to modernity. Got a brainchild? Tuck it in here.
A useful notebook where you can jot down clues to a mystery! Flap not included in pocket size.
POCKET #2964
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CLOUDSPOTTING Jot down a few notes while you’re enjoying the weather or document new cloud types with bonus cloudspotting charts and guides. POCKET #3886
FULL-SIZE #4626
POCKET #3393
FULL-SIZE #4372
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MUSIC UPG’s Music notebook has pages of staves so you can launch right into the composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes.
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POCKET #3806
GREAT GAMES!
PENMANSHIP
The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. Three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes) and easy-to-follow rules for several games.
A notebook to brush up on your penmanship or to practice your new skills.
POCKET #3875
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POCKET #5321
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AREA 51 PASSPORT
HELL PASSPORT
Move along. No alien flying saucers to see here. Gridded pages conveniently pre-marked TOP SECRET.
Flames lick the ruled pages where you may record your sins or meetings with famous denizens.
POCKET #2962
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POCKET #1465
NEVERLAND PASSPORT
MARS PASSPORT
Wendy flies across every ruled page with “the only boy on the island who could neither write nor spell.”
Dress for the climate (see Travelers Tips). Each gridded page features landscape of the Red Planet.
POCKET #1590
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POCKET #2221
PANGAEA PASSPORT
UTOPIA PASSPORT
This notebook with gridded pages recalls when all the land on Earth was one continent (before the big break-up).
Proof Utopia is a real place! Perfect cover, perfect fancy ruled pages, a chart of the Utopian alphabet. Perfect!
POCKET #1464
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POCKET #1468
WONDERLAND PASSPORT
OZ PASSPORT
The White Rabbit blows three blasts on the trumpet and a pack of cards whirls around the ruled pages. Wonderful!
The Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion go with you through ruled pages all the way home!
POCKET #1473
POCKET #1471
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STAR TREK CAPTAIN’S LOG
STAR TREK ENGINEERING
A handy logbook with charts, inspirational quotes, and room for the many observations you’ll make on your five-year mission.
A useful pocket notebook with Phaser, Fleet Communicator, and Tricorder schematics for reference – and plenty of room to record your concepts, data, and inventions.
POCKET #4520
FULL-SIZE #4610
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POCKET #5393
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CANADA PASSPORT
GARDEN OF EDEN PASSPORT
After every election, one party always threatens to head for the Great White North. This Canada Passport notebook is filled with entertaining facts and features the disappointed voter needs...
Travel tips, quotes from Genesis, room for your personal information and photo. Ruled pages to record your original sins! POCKET #1594
POCKET #5015
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NIRVANA PASSPORT
PARADISE PASSPORT
Who needs meditation when you can have an official passport to Nirvana? Ruled pages help you keep track of all your past lives.
This attractive and realistic passport is guaranteed to grant easy access to Paradise (and makes a lovely ruled notebook for the earthly realm.)
POCKET #1593
POCKET #1475
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NOTEBOOK DISPLAYS SEE PAGE 78
COUNTERTOP POCKET NOTEBOOK DISPLAY #3104
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COUNTERTOP FULLSIZE NOTEBOOK DISPLAY #4473
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SPINNING COUNTERTOP POCKET NOTEBOOK DISPLAY #4045
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PILL BOXES Leave all those homely plastic containers at home! UPG makes useful and beautiful little Pill Boxes to carry all your medications and vitamins and supplements in one handsome case that fits in your pocket or purse.
SHINY!
Multiples of 3/style.
5 cm DIAMETER (SHOWN LARGER THAN ACTUAL SIZE)
HANGING DISPLAY BOXES TWO COMPARTMENTS
DISPLAY BOX APPROX. 9 × 5 cm
ATTRACTIVE!
CLOSES WITH A CLASP FITS IN THE 9-HOOK OR 24-HOOK DISPLAY
MR. SPOCK
BUDDHA
Il142 9c) (*&?K
Il142 9c) $ ^WM
MY STACHE
#4377
#2807 APPROX. 8.5 × 2.5 cm
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#3463
PANDORA’S PILL BOX
MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER
FREUD #0172
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#0602
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MAD HATTER
FRIDA’S PHARMACY
VAN GOGH
ROSIE THE RIVETER
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#0238
#3990
#3333
#0171
#3583
STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS UPG’s handy, eye-catching Sticky Note Booklets hold dozens and dozens of notes and page markers with individual designs. They’re better than a memo pad and more fun than those oh-so-square ordinary sticky notes.
EVERY STICKY NOTE BOOKLET FEATURES INDIVIDUAL NOTE DESIGNS
APPROX. 8 × 10 cm (NOTE SIZES VARY)
PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 6 DOZENS OF NOTES IN EACH BOOKLET
BEST-SELLERS
BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING #5004
Il142 9c) *(%]T
STAR TREK #4427
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FREUDIAN SLIPS #0114
Il142 9c) $ @YO
TRUMP’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS #5057
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WONDERLAND #2781
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MUSICAL NOTES #0532
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58 STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS
Multiples of 6/style.
BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING
FRIDA’S REFLECTIONS
DINO NOTES
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#0529
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OZ
WONDERLAND
SHERLOCK HOLMES
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#2781
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Il142 9c) (^@\R
EINSTEINIAN GLUONS
FREUDIAN SLIPS
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINGS
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#0114
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#0533
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MOONSTRUCK MEMOS
STICKY NOTES OF THE DEEP
DOCUMENT FIRST AID
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#4737
#0535
#5377
#3338
#4516
#5403
#3647
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ART NOTES
DALÍ’S SUREALIST MANIFESTOS
MOUSTACHIOS
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#0546
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#2952
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STAR TREK
MUSICAL NOTES
FEMINOTES
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#4365
#4427
#0532
#1818
TRUMP’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS #5057
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BUDDHA
#0611
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SPINNING COUNTERTOP STICKY NOTE DISPLAY #4658
COUNTERTOP STICKY NOTE DISPLAY #3105
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STICKY NOTE DISPLAYS SEE PAGE 78
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ZIPPER BAGS Everybody needs a home-away-from-home for their super-important stuff, so reach for UPG’s roomy, sturdy Zipper Bags: • Stash a spare leash for the dog park • Lug your lock for your Pilates locker • Carry coupons for the car wash • Rescue your kid’s loose crayons • Is your package of Swedish fish swimming around in your purse? Save them! • Grab your vitamins and favorite teabags on the way to work We make the perfect pouches, loaded with features…
HOLDS: • PENS AND PENCILS • BRUSHES AND SHADOWS • SNACKS AND MORE SNACKS
INTERIOR POCKET FOR YOUR ID, CREDIT CARD, OR BUS PASS
ZIPPER BAGS ARE 13 × 23 cm — COMPACT YET ROOMY!
STAYS OPEN FOR BUSINESS ON YOUR DESK, WORKBENCH, OR COUNTERTOP.
HANDY HANG LOOP
THEN ZIP IT UP AND ZIP OFF!
EACH BAG HAS AN INDIVIDUAL HANG TAG FACTS AND FEATURES AND FASCINATING READING
HANG TAG FOLDS AND FITS IN THE INTERIOR POCKET 100% COTTON BAG
CONTACT INFORMATION IN CASE OF LOST CASE
BEST-SELLERS
JANE AUSTEN BAG #5324
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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS BAG #5380
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ALCHEMY BAG #5323
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FRIDA KAHLO #5399
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Multiples of 4/style. Same artwork front and back unless noted.
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BACK
YOGA BAG The Yoga bag features original drawings to illustrate 15 poses. For those who believe practice makes practiced. Namaste. #5322
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FRONT
ALCHEMY BAG The Alchemy bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it’s important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, and all the necessities for your transformation. It’s the perfect accessory for the person of substance. #5323
Il142 9c) @^$WM BACK
PASTA BAG Our tasty Pasta bag includes Pellegrino Artusi’s classic 1891 recipe for Salsa di Pomodoro (Tomato Sauce). Buon appetito! Buon accessorio! #5327
Il142 9c) *)(ZP
FRONT
SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS BAG
TOOL BAG
Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, notpated, agate-ring… (shudder). Once thing’s for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself! Procure a Shakespearean Insults zipper bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue. #5380
It’s the handy bag for handy people. Whether you’re a watchmaker, playwright, makeup artist, or all of the above, you need a place for the tools of your trade.
Il142 9c) (@&[Q
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Multiples of 6/style.
BACK
WEED BAG Grass. Hemp. Hay. Bud. Forage. Herb. Why all the euphemisms? We’re all adults here. “Weed” is just another word for “plant” …a righteous, righteous plant. Our 100% cotton zip-up Weed bag honors these beautiful yet misunderstood works of nature. #5398
Il142 9c) (^#YO
FRONT
FLIGHT BAG Because you’re always on a mission, these trusty little satellites will remind you to shoot for the stars. It’s the bag for your intelligent life. #5326
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BACK
FRIDA KAHLO Every creative act is a self-portrait of a sort, so carry all your supplies and inspirations in this Frida bag and let the master artist remind you to paint your own reality. #5399
Il142 9c) (^$VL
FRONT
JANE AUSTEN BAG The Jane Austen bag is just the place to keep all the small things you need: a bottle of ink and a pen, a stack of letters tied with a ribbon, a needle and thread. This pouch is for those who recognize that the small is not inevitably the trivial. #5324
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SECULAR SAINTS The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has created these unscented Secular Saints candles for our unenlightened times. The portrait of a cultural luminary appears on the front of the votive, and there are special features beautifully rendered on the reverse. They are guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).
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SAINT’S NAME
PATRONAGE RICH COLOR PORTRAIT
SAINT’S DAY (BIRTHDAY)
INDIVIDUAL “PRAYER” TO INSPIRE AND ENLIGHTEN
ILLUMINATED WITH GOLD FOIL
CALLIGRAPHIC LETTERING
MADE IN THE
U.S.A. FINE PAPER WITH EMBOSSED DETAILS
BURN TIME UP TO 80 HOURS
5 cm DIAMETER 20 cm TALL
COUNTERTOP SECULAR SAINTS CANDLE DISPLAY #3804 SEE PAGE 78
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FRIDA KAHLO #3291
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FREDDIE MERCURY #5418
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SALVADOR DALÍ #3473
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JOHN LENNON #4282
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VIRGINIA WOOLF #3310
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ALBERT EINSTEIN #2933
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JANE AUSTEN
JAMES BALDWIN
SALVADOR DALÍ
CHARLES DARWIN
ALBERT EINSTEIN
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SIGMUND FREUD
BILLIE HOLIDAY
FRIDA KAHLO
JOHN LENNON
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
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ADA LOVELACE #4563
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE #3307
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FREDDIE MERCURY
EDGAR ALLAN POE #4562
#5418
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SOCRATES
NIKOLA TESLA
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OLIVER SACKS
CARL SAGAN
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HARRIET TUBMAN
KURT VONNEGUT
VIRGINIA WOOLF
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TABLEWARE
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Whether it’s a seaside picnic, a tailgate party, or a “just because” barbecue (just because you own a barbecue), The Unemployed Philosophers Guild offers lots of fun and festive Tableware for gettogethers with family and friends. UPG makes entertaining more entertaining.
THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING BOWLS SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS SHOT GLASSES Here’s mud in your eye and my knife in your moldy chaps! We all know it’s classier when you drag your pals with the Bard, so we made these attractive shot glasses especially for you and the scurvy companions you scorn. Why not take them home, as they’re unfit for any place but hell. You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave. #5315 Multiples of 4.
Here’s the logical gift for the math lover in your life! A set of four ceramic pudding bowls with the proofs to classic theorems of Euclid, Hippasus, Pythagoras, and Gauss. 10 cm diameter, 6 cm tall, holds 240 mL. Yet so deep! #4054 Multiples of 4.
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GREAT DRINKERS SHOT GLASSES SHOT GLASSES These six shot glasses are shot glasses for straight shooters of the highest caliber. #2236 Multiples of 4.
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Our Great Drinkers shot glass set celebrates six immortal literary figures who are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work: Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, William Butler Yeats, and Charles Baudelaire. Each two-ounce shot glass features an illustration of the author along with a memorable quote about drinking. #0034 Multiples of 4.
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PLANET PLATES A set of eight melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system. This lightweight dinnerware orbits from picnic to dinner party to dishwasher — wherever adventure takes you! Pluto not included (it’s not a planet). Plate diameter 25 cm. #3344
Multiples of 4.
Il142 9c) $ %ZP
MERCURY
VENUS
JUPITER
EARTH
SATURN
MARS
URANUS
NEPTUNE
JEWS GLASSES
PLANET BOWLS
A set of four juice glasses featuring famous Jews. One of thinkers, one of artists, one of writers, and one of entertainers. Makes every nosh a meeting of the minds. (Photos show Jews Glasses in action! Juice sold separately.) #2869
If you think our Planet Plates are dreamy, you will love this complete set of eight bowls featuring the same original solar system watercolor portraits. 100% melamine. Approx. 14cm diameter, 6cm tall, holds 470mL. #4237
Multiples of 4.
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MAGNETIC PLAY SETS Our entertaining Magnetic Play Sets make any fridge or filing cabinet the center of attention. Each set comes with all the components you need to create scores of mix-and-match superheroes, luminaries, and geniuses — all with wardrobes and accessories for every occasion.
COLORFUL COMPONENTS
ORIGINAL DESIGNS
DOZENS OF ELEMENTS
MIX
DECK OUT YOUR MEDICINE CABINET
MATCH DIE-CUT DETAILS
START ALL OVER AGAIN
DRESS UP YOUR DESK
ACCESSORIZE YOUR APPLIANCES
BEST-SELLERS
BAD HOMBRES – TRUMP AND PUTIN #5045
Il142 9c) ()%YO
WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR? #0323
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FRIDA’S FROCKS & SMOCKS #2310
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EINSTEIN’S ENSEMBLES #0322
Il142 9c) ^&)VL
Multiples of 6/style.
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FRIDA’S FROCKS & SMOCKS
BAD HOMBRES TRUMP AND PUTIN
ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE
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#3821
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CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER
WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR?
EINSTEIN’S ENSEMBLES
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Il142 9c) ^&!]T
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#2310
#4518
#5045
#0323
DRESS TO DISSENT
YOU’VE CREATED A MONSTER!
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#5503
#3519
COUNTERTOP MAGNETIC PLAY SET DISPLAY GREAT MOUSTACHES #2498
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#3106 SEE PAGE 78
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#0322
TEMPUS FUGIT HANDSOME GENUINE LEATHER BAND
Will you look at the time? And when you do, will you be staring at a computer screen or squinting at your phone?
STYLISH CASE
Why not gaze lovingly at one of our smart and stylish Watches instead?
JAPANESE QUARTZ MOVEMENT
EACH WATCH HAS ITS OWN INDIVIDUAL HANDS/DISC DESIGN
UPG makes any wrist a more interesting place. Go ahead. Give someone the time of day, whether they love the arts and sciences, classic photography, or the fun of looking at a watch that looks back.
NOT WATERPROOF ONE YEAR WARRANTY
With so many ways to measure the day, you won’t think about time the same way again. PACKAGED FOR DISPLAY IN A TIN / GIFT BOX
BEST-SELLERS
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U.S.S. ENTERPRISE #4428
SALVADOR DALÍ SURREALITY #0559
PTOLEMAIC SYSTEM #2979
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WONDERLAND
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You won’t be late with our Wonderland watch. A flurry of cards spins around the watch face every minute. Curious! 33mm diameter. Printed plastic band.
RC L E T H E W S CI AT CH
Time will never pass in the blink of an eye because this eye never blinks. The spinning iris ticks away the seconds. 38mm diameter. #3805
RD
EYE WATCH
CA
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STEAMSHIP TELEGRAPH #2836
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EINSTEINIAN RELATIVITY #0219
#1609
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Il142 9c) $^)]T RADIANS Go ahead. Embrace the irrational. The hands of the Radians watch — each one a radius — sweep around the circle and tell the time in radians. The Radians watch lets you look at time from a new angle! 38mm diameter. Don’t you deserve π? #4379
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A clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! 33mm diameter. #0219
Il142 9c) $#&?K STAR TREK KLINGON BIRD-OF-PREY WATCH This watch tells Earth time in Klingon numbers and the second hand is a menacing Bird-of-Prey. It’s just as ’IH as it is quv! 38mm diameter. #4614
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SHAKESPEARE TWELFTH NIGHT
H
T R E V O LV E S
SALVADOR DALÍ SURREALITY Dalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands of this surreal watch. One of his ubiquitous ants circles the face every minute. 33mm diameter.
REY MENACES T -OF-P HE G IRD AL AX
ISE CRUISES THRO UG H S. E .S.
RPR NTE
This watch not only tells the time in Earth hours, but the second hand is an image of the U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC1701) cruising through space. Five-year mission. One-year warranty. 38mm diameter. #4428
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STAR TREK U.S.S. ENTERPRISE WATCH
KL IN
SPA C
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M B E R S ROTAT E
ROTAT E TA R S
Ah, the good old days, when the heavens revolved around the Earth. 33mm diameter.
EINSTEINIAN RELATIVITY
NU
PTOLEMAIC SYSTEM
TH
It’s no Standard Model! Look closely. See the Higgs field? Find any particles — say, a boson? Blink and you’ll still see it! 33mm diameter.
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HIGGS BOSON
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SHIVA ROTATING ARMS
“O time, thou must untangle this… it is too hard a knot for me t’untie.” A reminder that time heals all wounds. 33mm diameter. #0105
Two of the Hindu god’s arms and trident keep track of time. 33mm diameter. #0650
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PENNY-FARTHING The only timepiece for high wheelers. A tribute to the Victorian bicycle that was bang up to the elephant. (That’s a good thing!) 38mm face. Domed crystal. Bespoke numbers. Afternoonified leather band. None of your hookem-snivey here! #4178
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Now you can tell time in Aramaic, Laotian, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit, Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian, Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali...even if you can’t tell the time to anyone else. 38mm diameter. #3784
H LES THE W AT C
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COLOR WHEEL
Full speed ahead! 33mm diameter.
Finally, a classic artist’s color wheel you can wear on your wrist. Perfect for all your on-thego color-mixing needs. 38mm diameter. #3584
#2836
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NIETZSCHE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAME
TESLA TIME Nikola Tesla was ahead of his time. Radio! X-rays! Cryogenics! A/C power! Radar! Transistors! Patents! Patents! Patents! If you prize hard work and innovation above cold, hard cash — and if you set your Tesla watch five minutes ahead — you will be ahead of your time, too! 38 mm diameter. #4517
We made a wristwatch that sums up Nietzsche’s hopeless view of the world! Instead of a second hand, THE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAME revolves around the face. 33mm diameter.
Il142 9c) &*@VL
#0088
Il142 9c) $# WM Animated Op Art for your ensemble! As each second passes, the Moiré pattern whorls. Just desserts for those who like eye candy. 38mm diameter. #3975
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#0649
#0261
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MOIRÉ OP ART
Charlie gets caught up in the machinery of modern times. 38mm diameter.
C I RC
Eternally condemned, Sisyphus pushes his rock round and round as the seconds tick by. 33mm diameter.
IN
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Remember darkrooms, developers, red lighting and chemical baths? Our watch brings it all back for photography enthusiasts. Glows in the dark. Faux leather band. #2987
CHAPLIN MODERN TIMES ROTATING GEAR
L AP
THE MYTH OF SISYPHUS
DARKROOM TIMER
C
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F-STOP
PRIME TIME
A classic photographyinspired watch. It’s 2.8, do you know where your children are? 33mm diameter.
No need for that bulky Sieve of Eratosthenes. Now there’s a watch that expresses time only in prime numbers. A math geek favorite! 33mm diameter. #1837
#1836
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“Give me your wired, your bored, Your workaholics yearning to paint trees. The restless nine-to-five-ing day job crowds. Send these, the listless, humorless to me, I lift my brush, paint happy little clouds!”
From now on, don’t tell people to calm down. Tell them to Bob Ross.
COLD
HOT
BOB ROSS SOAP oatmeal and honey, exfoliating #5333 Multiples of 8.
Il142 9c) (#&ZP BOB ROSS ENAMEL PINS #5083
Multiples of 4.
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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG #4961
Multiples of 4.
Il142 9c) *&)ZP BOB ROSS HAPPY LITTLE MINTS #4960
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BOB ROSS MAGNETIC PERSONALITY
BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING STICKY NOTES
BOB ROSS QUOTABLE NOTABLE
#5300
#5004
#5301
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U.S. POLITICS
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TRUMPZILLA WIND-UP TOY #5227
Multiples of 4.
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BEST COMRADES TRUMP AND PUTIN FINGER PUPPET SET
IMPEACHMINTS #5014
TRUMPZILLA MINTS #5353
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MINTS
#5044
NATIONAL EMBARRASSMINTS #4624
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IMPEACHMINT LIP BALM #5274
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Il142 9c) @$!XN BAD HOMBRES TRUMP AND PUTIN MAGNETIC PLAY SET #5045
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TRUMP’S SMALL HAND SOAP #4633
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COLD
COLD
HOT
HOT
GREAT SUPREME COURT CASES
DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES MUG
Add a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear. 12 oz. #1657
#0236
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PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS MUG #0978
MICHELLE OBAMA #5530
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MICHELLE OBAMA #5510
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BERNIE SANDERS #5545
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES Multiples of 6/style.
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LITTLE THINKERS
BARACK OBAMA #0644
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BARACK OBAMA #0310
ELIZABETH WARREN #5544
O-BALM-A LIP BALM #5338
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These classic Star Trek finger puppets, coffee mugs, and stationery boldly go where no one has gone before. Join The Unemployed Philosophers Guild and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise to seek out new life and new civilizations!
DILITHIUM CRYSTALS
MR. SPOCK PILL BOX
#4363
#4377
U.S.S. ENTERPRISE WATCH
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Multiples of 3.
#4428
#4614
Multiples of 2.
Multiples of 2.
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KLINGON BIRD-OF-PREY WATCH
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COLD
HOT
STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK MUG
TRANSPORTER MUG
#4378
#4606
Multiples of 4.
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SPOCK #4551
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JEAN-LUC PICARD’S MAKE IT SOAP Earl Grey, bergamot #5420 Multiples of 8.
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CAPTAIN KIRK #4550
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UHURA #4554
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CHEKOV #4555
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SULU #4553
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DR. McCOY #4552
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STAR TREK 77
CAPTAIN’S LOG NOTEBOOK
ENGINEERING NOTEBOOK
Multiples of 6/style.
Multiples of 6.
POCKET (9 × 12 cm, 48 PP.) #4520
POCKET (9 × 12 cm, 48 PP.) #5393
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CAPTAIN KIRK #4581
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SPOCK #4580
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QUOTABLE NOTABLES
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SCOTTY #4585
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STAR TREK QUOTABLE NOTABLE BOX SET
STAR TREK STICKY NOTES
#4587
#4427
Multiples of 4.
Multiples of 6.
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DIMENSIONS W×D×H
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Spinning Countertop Card Display*
3704
16
33 × 33 × 76 cm
192
B
Spinning Countertop Card/Puppet Display*
4477
8/10
33 × 33 × 76 cm
96/60
C
Spinning Countertop Puppet Display
4268
16
25 × 25 × 81 cm
96
D
Small Countertop Mint Display
0193
3
5 × 25 × 36 cm
72
E
Large Countertop Mint Display
0139
6
10 × 25 × 36 cm
144 36
F
Countertop Sticky Note Display
3105
6
28 × 25 × 38 cm
G
Spinning Countertop Sticky Note Display
4658
12
23 × 23 × 61 cm
72
H
Countertop Full-Size Notebook Display
4473
4
30 × 18 × 43 cm
24
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Spinning Countertop Pocket Notebook Display
4045
12
15 × 15 × 61 cm
72 36
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Countertop Pocket Notebook Display
3104
6
33 × 18 × 43 cm
K
Countertop Soap Display
4472
9
41 × 30 × 25 cm
72
L
9-Hook Display†
5103
9
28 × 13 × 46 cm
36
M 24-Hook Spinning Display†
5354
24
21 × 21 × 46 cm
96
N Countertop Magnetic Play Set Display
3106
4
23 × 25 × 61 cm
24
O Countertop Secular Saints Candle Display
3804
8
28 × 33 × 61 cm
48
*Card pockets hold 12 individual cards. † Minimums vary with product selection (program cost for Enamel Pins shown).
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IVORY TOWER 20 HOOKS LIP BALM · ENAMEL PINS PILL BOXES · ZIPPER BAGS
7 WIRE & ACRYLIC SHELVES MAGNETIC PLAY SETS NOTEBOOKS · CARDS
6 FLAT TRAYS CANDLES · MUGS · LITTLE THINKERS MINTS · STICKY NOTES · TABLEWARE FREUDIAN SLIPPERS · WATCHES STUFFED PORTRAITS · FERTILE MINDS
…AND THE METAL FRAME SHOWCASES MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES
NOW WITH 4 LOCKABLE CASTERS, WHEEEEEEEEEE!! 51 × 61 × 168 cm #5491
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MINI IVORY TOWER Is space at a premium? Choose a countertop Mini Ivory Tower you can design and redesign with a combination of products. Each display comes with (3) flat trays, (3) wire & acrylic shelves, (6) hooks, and a magnetic frame.
360° ROTATION! #5582
Il142 9c) #(%XN 360° ROTATION! 33 × 39 × 84 cm
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BEST-SELLERS TRANSFORMING MUGS Bob Ross Self-Painting Star Trek Transporter Planet Constellation Climate Change Disappearing Dinosaurs
LIP BALM
Freud’s Oral Fixation Albert Einstein’s Famous Formula for the Lips Rosie the Riveter’s HardWorking Lip Balm
SECULAR SAINTS ZIPPER BAGS
Jane Austen Shakespearean Insults Alchemy Frida Kahlo
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES Sigmund Freud Karl Marx Albert Einstein Frida Kahlo Andy Warhol Poe’s Raven Salvador Dalí Bob Ross William Shakespeare The Scream Friedrich Nietzsche Pablo Picasso
Frida Kahlo Freddie Mercury Salvador Dalí John Lennon Virginia Woolf Albert Einstein
SOAPS
Trump’s Small Hand Soap Jane Austen Bath Soap Lady Macbeth’s Guest Soap Alice’s Tiny Hand Soap Frida’s Fragrant Bath Bar Van Gogh’s Sunflower Soap Freud’s Wash Fulfillment Jean-Luc Picard’s Make It Soap
NOTEBOOKS
Comic Note Book Star Trek Captain’s Log Star Trek Engineering Music Notebook Wonderland Passport Mars Passport
TRADITIONAL MUGS Geology How to: Knots Frida Dreams Jane Austen Math Shakespearean Insults
ENAMEL PINS Frida Kahlo Andy Warhol Rosie the Riveter Salvador Dalí Vincent van Gogh Bob Ross
PILL BOXES
Mr. Spock Freud STUFFED PORTRAITS Frida’s Pharmacy Jesus Frida Kahlo Mother’s Little Helper Sigmund Freud
Trump Impeachmints Empowermints After Therapy Bob Ross Happy Little Mints Messiah Mints Star Trek Dilithium Crystals Albert Einstein’s Relatively Strong Mints Trump National Embarrassmints
LITTLE THINKERS Sigmund Freud Albert Einstein Karl Marx Frida Kahlo Vincent van Gogh Socrates
WATCHES
Einsteinian Relativity Steamship Telegraph Dalí Surreality USS Enterprise Ptolemaic System
MINTS
QUOTABLE NOTABLES
Andy Warhol Frida Kahlo Karl Marx Rosie the Riveter Albert Einstein Sigmund Freud Vincent van Gogh Oscar Wilde Jane Austen Spock
MAGNETIC PLAY SETS
Bad Hombres: Trump and Putin Magnetic Play Set What Would Jesus Wear? Freudian Finery Frida’s Frocks & Smocks Einsteinian Ensembles
STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS
Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Star Trek Trump’s Executive Orders Freudian Slips Wonderland Notes Musical Notes
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