Making the Most of a Southern Wake Summer

I’ve lived in Fuquay-Varina for over 15 years, but somehow every summer takes me by surprise and turns my cactus crack into the Everglades. Between the months of June and August, there is literally nothing to do but sweat your way to the mailbox or be eaten alive by evil sky raisins that drain more blood than Dexter. It might be an uncomfortable season for all of Wake County, but Southern Wake is significantly worse because I say it is, and you should believe everything you read in print. I care about you fools, and I’m here to help you conquer the Devil’s season and have the best swamp goblin experience possible.

THERE’S NEW COLD STUFF IN TOWN.

Since I last wrote about the dregs of summer in 2019, there’s lots of new frosty fun that we can all take advantage of. A few months ago, the Town of Fuquay-Varina scored a Pelican’s SnoBalls, with delicious, icy balls big enough to give you some temporary relief on a hot day.

In the spring, Fiiz Drinks opened in Fuquay near where the old Blockbuster used to be (rest in peace). This place offers blessedly cold drinks reminiscent of what middle schoolers called “suicides” in the ’90s. They’re mixing sodas with all kinds of flavors to create godlike refreshments with names like Cocalada, Threat Level Midnight, and Fat Guy in a Little Coke (that’s the real name, look it up).

The Scoop at Willow Oak Farms, pictured above, opened back in 2021, so while it’s not exactly “new,” there’s probably some Chads in Holly Springs who’ve never heard of it. This familyowned ice cream shop sits on a working farm in Northern Harnett County, and in addition to offering ice cream and milkshakes, they have a collection of fluffy farm friends on-site that you can feed while they judge you for that third scoop.

Last but not least, the brand spankin’ new Herbert Akins Middle School and the new(ish) Fuquay-Varina High School are always there to turn you into a human popsicle, like any Wake County school worth their salt.

GO TO A FARMERS MARKET BEFORE THE SUN KILLS US ALL.

Fruits and vegetables seem to thrive whenever humans are uncomfortable, so make the most of a Southern Wake summer by cashing in on the fruits of other people’s labors (the veggie patch in your 0.25-acre backyard doesn’t count). The Fuquay-Varina Growers Market is open starting at 8 a.m. from June to September, and I recommend that you get there as early as possible for two reasons: 1) You might live to see another day before the humidity sets in, and 2) you don’t have to fight Janet over the freshest veggies. Holly Springs residents can head to the Holly Springs Farmers Market starting at 8 a.m., just after their morning run or CrossFit class.

BIKING.

Early summer mornings are the thing of dreams for local bikers, who stretch out in a majestic V formation across a two-lane road just as you leave for work. If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Holly Springs residents can check out Team CBC, a local registered USA Cycling club. Apex residents can join the Capital Cycling Club, promoting competitive cycling in the Apex area. FuquayVarina residents can ignore this entirely and send a strongly worded letter to the editor (sorry, Emily).

Angie Wrisley

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