Monday Night Dinner (Nothing Special) by Chris Maggio
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THE TIMID EPICURE TM Gadgets and gear for eaters with delicate tastes by MALAKA GHARIB illustrated by DONALD ELY
Prefer soft, lightly seasoned foods? Shove your lunch into The Porridge Maker to gently blend water into food and squeeze out offensive odors and spices. Porridge comes out of a custom soft serve-style spout. TRS004 | $169.95 Curry too spicy? Pizza too zesty? Just stick it in the Mellowave! Our microwave oven-like device is simple to use: Put your dish in, set it to mild, neutral or negative neutral, and zap out those bold flavors! TRS193 | $199.95
Never be embarrassed by your unique tastes at a dinner party again! Dissolve these discreet Neutralizer Tablets into sauces, dips and soups to cut its intensity level by up to 50 percent. Tablets take up to 10 minutes to dissolve. TRS857 | $7.95 for 24 tablets
Tired of orange fingers? Get that annoying Cheeto or Dorito dust out of there! Simply place chip or cracker in the tray, wait 2 seconds for Dust-B-Gone to vibrate dust into the special catcher, and your snack will emerge flavor AND color-free! Tray holds one 2-inch snack at a time. Does not include flavor catcher cartridges. TRS345, TRS109 | A. $49.95 B. 6 Pack of Flavor Catchers $29.95
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