WE PUT THE
IN FUNCTIONAL
TM
spring 2014
NEW! Horizontal Pads Look who’s had work done. Some of our all-time bestselling Classic Pads have a brand-new orientation and hand-lettered look, resulting in a greatly increased freshness quotient while retaining all the functionality of the originals. Get it down and get it done—whether you’re making spaghetti or trekking the Serengeti.
NEW No. 13040 Horizontal Fresh Out Of (with magnet) $3.50 each
Never forget the cilantro . . .
NEW No. 13042 Horizontal All Out Of (with magnet) $3.50 each
. . . or your passport!
NEW No. 13041 Horizontal What to Eat (with magnet) $3.50 each
NEW No. 13043 Horizontal What to Pack $3.50 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 94. NO. 91163 dimensions
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Packaging
9 1⁄2 x 4 1⁄2 inches, horizontal orientation
60 sheets; chipboard backer; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
6
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NEW! Magnetic Mini Notes
Perforated Pads NEW!
It’s a magnet that acts like a sticky that’s really a whiteboard, and it’s coming to a magnetic surface near you. Borrowing from some of our most popular sticky notes, these dry-erase magnets are destined to make your home life more functional, colorful, and droll all at once. You’re welcome.
Your brain is divided in half, as is your life. Why fight it? With these uniquely dualistic to-do lists, you can attend to different sides of your daily rounds—while keeping them nice and separate. Multitasking was never so simple.
ACTUALLY PERFORATED!
They’re bright. They’re peppy. They’re perforated (right down the middle)!
NEW No. 12704 WTF $3.00 each
NEW No. 12705 XOXO $3.00 each
NEW No. 11984 To Do/To Buy $3.50 each
NEW No. 12706 Nag Note $3.00 each
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NEW No. 11985 At Home/At Work $3.50 each
NEW No. 12707 Just Sayin’ $3.00 each
dimensions
specs
Dry-erase board: 3 3⁄4 x 4 1⁄4 inches; Dry-erase pen: 3 inches
Laminated whiteboard on vinyl magnet; dry-erase pen with eraser top, plastic clip
Packaging
Blister pack; peggable
Inner pack
6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 x 9 inches
60 sheets; chipboard backer; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
6
5
NEW! Sticky Signs
Tags NEW!
If a picture is worth a thousand words, an iconic hand gesture has to be worth at least a sticky note. These visually expressive stickies let you show and tell it like it is, whether you’re pleased or pissed. Better yet, if you’re lazy, you needn’t waste energy composing a message—even blank, these fingers do plenty of talking.
Show your closet you care with Apparel Tags, a clothes horse’s best friend. Each tag lets you keep track of dry cleaning and maintenance, favorite clothing combinations, and how often items get worn. Foodie Gift Tags lend a sweet finish to treats from your kitchen—as if your fruit crumble could get any more crumbelievable.
Your wardrobe will thank you
NEW No. 12459 Thumbs Up $1.85 each
NEW No. 12460 Thumbs Down $1.85 each
NEW No. 10130 Apparel $3.00 each
Just add food!
NEW No. 12461 I’m Okay $1.85 each
NEW No. 12462 Screw It $1.85 each
NEW No. 10131 Foodie $3.00 each
Communicate on multiple levels
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dimensions
specs
3 x 3 inches
100 sheets; repositionable adhesive
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
8
dimensions
specs
2 1⁄4 x 5 inches
20 perforated tags; cardstock cover; paper tape binding; hole punched
Inner pack
6
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NEW! Fill-in-the-Blank Journals Simply fill out these diminutive volumes, and voilà: they become personalized gifts to be read again and again. Each spread contains a fill-in-the-blank line describing some aspect of your affection for a loved one, allowing for as much schmaltz or chutzpah as you choose. Our newest titles are perfect for awesome people, friends, and moms!
New
New
NEW No. 50063 Awesome Journal $5.00 each
NEW No. 50065 Love About Mom Journal $5.00 each
Share your affection the fill-in-the-blank way!
Be as profound or profane as you please
New NEW No. 50064 Wish For You Journal $5.00 each
No. 50061 Love About You Journal $5.00 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 94. NO. 91164
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dimensions
specs
4 1⁄2 x 3 1⁄4 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; removable PVC jacket
INNER pack
remov pvc jacable ket
4
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NEW! Fuck It List / Chuck It List You’ll never run for president or learn Hungarian. With this liberating journal, you can now admit it and move on. Filled with humorous prompts and facts about things you’ll never try (base-jumping, eating fugu, etc.), the Fuck It List absolves you of tiring ambition and bucket-list pressure. The Chuck It List offers the same sardonic surrender, curse-free!
NEW No. 50067 Chuck It List $7.50 each
Includes amazing facts on activities you’ll never, ever do!
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Make a list of stuff not to do—you’ll feel better!
CHUCK THAT
Experience the liberation of saying “fuck it.”
FUCK THAT
NEW No. 50066 Fuck It List $7.50 each
dimensions
specs
6 x 8 1⁄4 inches
Paperback, 128 pages; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker
Helps you tell the bucket to suck it!
Inner pack
3
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NEW! Wine Journal
Cheerful in 100 Days NEW!
With the Wine Journal by your side, you’ll never drink alone. Both a vino-appreciation primer and record of your exploits, this handsome volume will teach you everything you need to know to pose as a wine aficionado, including food pairings, vocabulary, and fascinating trivia. Now go drink.
Breaking negative mental habits can be tricky. Instead, override them with new, more whimsical ones. Based on the notion that cheerful madness is preferable to miserable sanity, this book features colorful illustrations and fanciful mood-boosting experiments such as “Send a gift to a stranger,” “Swim underwater with your eyes open,” and “Answer every question with: Yes, I know!”
For adults
Bold, graphic illustrations practically guarantee a good mood.
Distinguish your Syrahs from your Sauvignons.
NAME:
THIS WINE WILL PAIR WELL WITH:
VINTAGE (aka year):
GRAPE VARIETY/BLEND:
ALCOHOL
PRICE:
Cork
Fake cork
:
Screw top
Chicken
Meat
A cheese plate
Dessert
Brussels sprouts PURE VINEGAR
Box
PURE DELIGHT
$$$$
I DRANK THIS:
NEW No. 50068 Wine Journal $7.50 each
OVERALL RATING:
Fish
SWEET SPOT MATRIX Considering price and taste, indicate wine’s position on the graph
When:
Where:
With:
Because:
• •
Jet fuel
1869 Château Lafite
Swill
Nectar
COLOR: Greenish • Yellowish • Golden • Pinkish • Light red • Medium red • Dark red • Nearly midnight •
AROMA First impression:
Two-buck Chuck
¢
Short legs Long legs
Second thoughts:
DRINK IT AGAIN? Not even if you paid me.
Maybe, if very drunk.
Sure, why not?
Yes, please.
And again, and again.
If only I could afford it!
N OT E S :
SWEETNESS Bone dry
NEW No. 31052 Cheerful in 100 Days $7.50 each
Dry
Not so dry
Sweet
Like candy
ACIDITY Tart
Crisp
Fresh
Soft
Flabby
FLAVOR INTENSITY DOA
The next best way to enjoy wine besides swallowing it
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Subtle
Bold
Ferocious
Cheerfulness: it’s the new black!
BODY Watery
Silk y
Velvety
Syrupy
FINISH Flash in the pan
Pleasantly lingering
Won’t go away
Packed with playful activities aplenty! Record your impressions like a pro.
dimensions
specs
5 1⁄2 x 8 inches
Paperback with foil stamping; 128 pages; ribbon page marker
Inner pack
3
dimensions
specs
4 3⁄4 x 6 1⁄2 inches
Hardcover; 128 pages; 100+ illustrations; book jacket
Inner pack
3
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NEW! Dear Mom / Dear Dad
How To Have a Very Bad Dog NEW!
Let kids prove their love with these playful activity booklets designed to delight (and tease) the folks. Full of funny, colorful illustrations and activities (chart Dad’s moods on a graph! Make a button for Mom to wear!), each book makes a fetching keepsake for kids to give to the adoring despots in their lives.
NEW No. 31050 Dear Mom $4.50 each
Ever been to the dog park and wondered, “How do those people have such very bad dogs?” Now you too can reap the rewards of owning a perfectly terrible animal. Packed with advice and exercises for both you and Rover, this book teaches the newest techniques for cultivating a dog who growls at guests, hogs the sofa, and freaks out when you go to work.
Includes kid-friendly projects that Mom will love, too.
NEW No. 50028 Very Bad Dog $5.50 each
Learn how to:
NEW No. 31051 Dear Dad $4.50 each
Coddle your dog’s worst habits and insecurities Turn Fido into an extension of your ego Encourage unpredictable behavior through inconsistency
Offer Dad some much-needed kudos!
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91148
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dimensions
specs
5 3⁄4 x 8 1⁄4 inches
Paperback; 48 pages; full-color throughout
Inner pack
4
Ages
6+
dimensions
specs
4 1⁄2 x 6 1⁄2 inches
Paperback, 144 pages; full-color throughout; 10 illustrations
Inner pack
4
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NEW! Rotating Stamps We put the right message right where you need it: on a convenient rotating stamp! With twelve eminently inkable phrases (plus ink pad), these witty gadgets do the talking, back-talking, and sweet-talking for you.
Give ’em a WTF or OMG— ASAP
NEW No. 10022 FYI Stamp $6.00 each
Red ink pad inside!
Stamp out workplace boredom! NEW No. 10021 Love Stamp $6.00 each
The mechanical cousin to conversation hearts!
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Stamp: 2 1⁄2 x 3 x 1 inches; Ink pad: 2 1⁄2 x 2 x 1⁄2 inches; Box: 3 3 ⁄4 x 8 x 1 1⁄4 inches
Rotating rubber stamp with plastic handle; red ink pad
Box with clear acetate window; peggable
NEW No. 10023 Office Jargon Stamp $6.00 each
Inner pack
4
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Stamp: 2 1⁄2 x 3 x 1 inches; Ink pad: 2 1⁄2 x 2 x 1⁄2 inches; Box: 3 3 ⁄4 x 8 x 1 1⁄4 inches
Rotating rubber stamp with plastic handle; black ink pad
Box with clear acetate window; peggable
Inner pack
4
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NEW! Toothbrush Sets
Dream Masks NEW!
A potty mouth can be a good deal of fun, but an actual dirty mouth is a downer. With toothsome design and mouthy messages, our bamboo-handled brushes offer good, clean fun at least twice a day.
Star in your own midnight movie every evening with these luxurious, amusingly transportive sleep masks. Whether you prefer a summer blockbuster, love story, or XXX-plosion, Dream Masks steer your subconscious to the motion picture of your pleasure, no ticket required.
NEW No. 13101 Superhero Action-Adventure $5.00 each Plastic pouch with snap closure
NOW PLAYING IN MY DREAMS
NEW No. 13103 XXX $5.00 each
NEW No. 13102 Romantic Comedy $5.00 each
NEW No. 10031 Bright-Eyed $5.00 each
NEW No. 10032 Coffee/Wine $5.00 each
Put the funny where your mouth is
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Toothbrush: 7 x 1⁄2 x 1⁄4 inches; Box: 7 1⁄4 x 2 x 3⁄4 inches
2 bamboo toothbrushes with nylon bristles; painted handle
Cardstock box and box tray; acetate window
Inner pack
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Mask: 7 1⁄4 x 3 1⁄4 inches; Plastic pouch: 8 1⁄4 x 5 inches
Polyester mask with embroidery; elastic band
Plastic pouch with 2 white button closures; plastic insert with diecut
Inner pack
4
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Countdown Calendars
On-the-Go Game Pad
When it comes to countdown calendars, why should Christmas get all the action? Kids and grownups enjoy looking forward to special events year-round, so these calendars build playful anticipation for upcoming milestones. Birthday kids and expectant moms alike will savor the humor and surprise waiting behind each tiny window.
Kids get all the grief for being fidgety, but adults can squirm with the best of them—and sometimes we just need a little fun to keep us occupied till the bus arrives or the movie starts. Packed with five classic activities for young and old alike, the On-the-Go Game Pad is the battery-free, all-paper antidote to boredom and ennui. All you add is the pencil.
No. 12262 Game Pad $4.50 each
Includes greeting card
No. 11187 Birthday Countdown $7.00 each
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Ideal for rainy days, road trips, or routine restlessness.
Includes greeting card
Five great games in one handy pad!
No. 11188 Baby Countdown $7.00 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
9 3⁄4 x 12 1⁄2 inches
Four-color laminated chipboard with matte art paper; greeting card with envelope, cotton ribbon hanger
Polybag with wraparound marketing card
INNER pack
Ages (Birthday Calendar)
3
4+
dimensions
specs
6 x 9 inches
Cardstock cover; adhesive binding; 60 sheets; 5 games, 12 sheets each
INNER pack
6
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Lined Pads
Boxes
Inspired by the classic legal pad, our Lined Pads are the Casual Friday of notepads: playful and professional, and perfect for home, office, or just about anyplace. Whether you’re prepping for a meeting or jotting a grocery list, there’s plenty of room for your creative marginalia and top-secret, uncensored commentary.
No. 13024 Whatever Lined Pad $3.50 each
No. 13204 More Crap Box 5.00 each
No. 13205 Crap Box $4.00 each
No. 13206 Miscellany Box $5.00 each
No. 13207 Stuff Box $4.00 each
No. 13025 Seriously Lined Pad $3.50 each
No. 13026 Blah, Blah, Blah Lined Pad $2.50 each
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With storage boxes as sturdy and attractive as these, there’s no need to actually be organized. Just gather up those doodads, documents, and whatnots, then let the miracle of four sides and a lid do the rest. You’ll be sane and your stuff will be safe from prying eyes. After all, even your crappiest crap deserves a tidy home.
dimensions
specs
Large: 8 1⁄2 x 11 inches Small: 5 x 8 inches
Large: 50 perforated sheets; Small: 60 perforated sheets; paper binding
No. 13027 WTF Lined Pad $2.50 each
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
Large: 6 Small: 8
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Large: 9 1⁄4 x 4 3⁄4 x 11 3⁄4 inches Small: 5 3⁄4 x 5 3⁄4 x 8 1⁄2 inches
Sturdy corrugate
Self-sealing polybag
INNER pack
4
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File Folders The ultimate mix of fun and functionality, Knock Knock File Folders are quintessential staples for home or office that are known to speak for themselves—and everyone else.
No. 70201 Do, Ponder, File $4.50 each
No. 70208 Days of the Week $4.50 each
No. 70203 Crap $4.50 each
Knock Knock folders: truth in filing!
No. 70209 Honest Acronyms $4.50 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91142
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
11 3⁄4 x 9 1⁄2 inches
6 file folders, 1 of each style
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
11 3⁄4 × 9 1⁄2 inches
6 file folders, 2 of each style
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
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Very Important Pens No mere writing utensils, Very Important Pens are handsome, high-quality communication tools that wittily express your state of mind without uttering a word. Pithy and polished, with a pleasantly substantial “feel,” these pens put the power of expression in your hands.
G M O
No. 10164 OMG Pen $7.00 each
No. 10165 Genius Pen $7.00 each
No. 10160 WTF Pen $7.00 each
No. 10161 Get Crap Done Pen $7.00 each
High-quality pen wittily expresses your attitude as it helps you accomplish stuff
Strong visual impact at POP!
Makes humdrum tasks less soul-crushing
No. 10163 Bitch Pen $7.00 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 94. NO. 91158
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Pen: 5 1⁄4 × 1⁄4 inches Box: 1 3⁄4 × 6 1⁄2 × 1⁄2 inches
Black 0.6 mm refillable gel pen
Tuck-top cardstock box with acetate window; peggable
Inner Pack
4
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NEW! Dear Mom / Dear Dad NEW! Product
A Hoot for Kids—a High Five for Parents! Let kids prove their love with these playful activity booklets designed to delight (and tease) the folks. Full of funny, colorful illustrations and activities (chart Dad’s moods on a graph! Make a button for Mom to wear!), each book makes a fetching keepsake for kids to give to the adoring despots in their lives.
New
New
Provides positive reinforcement for parental good behavior!
NEW No. 31051 Dear Dad $4.50 each
NEW No. 31050 Dear Mom $4.50 each
Includes kid-friendly projects that Mom will love, too.
Offer Dad some much-needed kudos!
Make Mom cry—with laughter
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Creative activities give both parents and kids a kick.
dimensions
specs
5 3⁄4 x 8 1⁄4 inches
Paperback; 48 pages; full-color throughout
A sure hit for Father’s Day
Inner pack
Ages
4
6+
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Hide Eek! NEW! &Product
Pixel Coloring Product Book NEW!
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark—It Hides Secret Surprises!
Unleash the Creative Whiz Kid!
From our creative kindred souls at Hat-trick Design, this fantastically interactive picture book features images hidden ingeniously inside its illustrations—literally. To reveal the surprise on each spread, turn out the lights or snuggle under the covers, then fire up your flashlight. Who knows what you’ll find?
When kids color in the boxes of this state-of-the-art activity book, fanciful images zoom into focus: a dancing hamburger, a pizza-eating pigeon, a roller-skating peacock, and other most excellent surprises. With dozens of creative prompts, this fun book turns regular kids into 8-bit coloring wunderkinds—and keeps them enthralled for hours.
Best use of flashlights since shadow puppets!
No. 50018 Hide & Eek! $11.00 each
Just fill in the blocks for instant art!
No. 50140 Pixel Coloring Book $4.00 each
. . . are not quite what they appear!
Watch out: this book’s simple little scenes . . .
How it works:
Witty text tells a little story!
Switch off the light.
Turn on your flashlight.
Open the book.
POP DISPLAY
Shine your flashlight behind the page to reveal the hidden picture.
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91148
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dimensions
specs
11 x 7 3⁄4 inches
Hardcover, 48 pages; double Wire-O binding; full-color throughout; 20 illustrations
Inner Pack
3
Ages
4+
dimensions
specs
6 x 8 3⁄4 inches
Paperback, 80 pages; lay-flat binding; 38 illustrations
Inner Pack
Ages
4
6+
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Play timeNEW! Pad Product
Big Word Flashcards
A Pad That’s Perfect for Creative Kids!
BIG WORD
Get those munchkins off computers, video games, and phones and onto good old-fashioned paper. More fun than TV, I’m an Artist! encourages children to explore and express their imagination and creativity in one portable place. Best of all, it also works for grownups!
FLASHCARDS
Fun
for al
ages
l
A kid-friendly twist on a classic format!
“You’re so persnickety! Who cares where each log goes?” 25 splendiferous words for youngsters! No. 10104 Big Word Flashcards $6.00 each
Create an Instant Smarty-Pants! Children love to learn and say silly-sounding words—not to mention impressing grownups with them—so we created Big Word Flashcards, featuring some of the coolest multisyllabic terms in the dictionary. With fun definitions, childfriendly phonetic pronunciations, and playful illustrations, these cards introduce little ones to the joys of loquacity.
No. 12248 I’m an Artist! $3.25 each
Easy-open box!
dimensions
3 3⁄4 × 5 1⁄2 inches
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specs
Packaging
25 cards; accordion-fold game insert
Paper-over-board box with hinged lid; shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
4
Ages
6+
dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 × 9 inches
40 sheets; cotton ribbon hanger; adhesive binding; 60 stickers (12 each of 5 designs)
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
Ages
6
4+
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DREAM JOURNAL
My Life in Graphs
Perplexed by inappropriate, recurring, or just-plain confusing dreams? Make friends with your subconscious—and its head-scratching contents! Cheaper and considerably less nosy than a shrink, this bedside analyst offers an easy format for recording your psyche’s odd nocturnal missions and interpreting their significance. Because sometimes a cigar is just a cigar—but not usually.
Chart your course—past and present—with the help of fill-in-the-blank diagrams. Whether you’re looking for clarity in mundane matters or in life’s more intense topics, My Life in Graphs will help you simplify the whole process the infographic way, one chart at a time! With Tear-out straigh tedge for creating Graphs !
MY LIFE IN GRAPHS
A GUIDED JOURNAL
Explore your subconscious without paying for actual therapy
76%
REFLECTION
24%
N AV E L GAZING
A Personal Compendium of Fill-In Tables, Charts, Diagrams, and More
No. 50062 Dream Journal $7.50 each No. 50054 My Life in Graphs Journal $8.00 each
Explore friends’ personalities and survey your music collection!
Quantify and evaluate life facts as diverse as:
Bad habits Body image Breakups Deviant behavior Fashion choices Geographical location Hipness Nutrition
POP DISPLAY
Analyze job skills and evaluate your self-image!
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91148
Prompts and checkboxes take the work out of dream analysis.
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91148
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dimensions
specs
6 1⁄4 x 9 inches
Paperback with silver foil stamping, 128 pages; 2-color interior; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker
Inner pack
3
dimensions
specs
6 3⁄4 × 8 3⁄4 inches
Paperback, 128 pages; lay-flat binding; diecut acetate window; full-color throughout
Inner Pack
3
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Guest Books Ordinary guest books too often lack humor and verve—so we invented our own. These elegant yet daringly interactive babies invite candid expression in the office, at the table, or on the throne with provocative prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the fun must end, the memories should linger.
New
No. 50011 Dinner Party $7.50 each
NEW No. 50019 Cubicle $7.50 each
Guests can record your fête from soup to nuts.
No. 50012 Bathroom $7.50 each
Once completed, book becomes a one-of-a-kind keepsake!
POP DISPLAY
Make your cubicle significantly less square
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91148
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dimensions
specs
8 1⁄2 x 5 1⁄2 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; padded cover with metallic foil stamping; ribbon page marker
Inner pack
3
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Inner-Truth Journals Honesty may not really be the best policy, but it’s definitely a bestselling one. Inner-Truth Journals are a hit with skeptics, neurotics, and overthinkers everywhere. Our new title acknowledges the exhausting effects of info- and technooverload. With playful prompts and candid quotes from history’s greatest wits, Inner-Truth Journals will inspire you to tell it like it is.
More than 547,837 copies sold in the series!
DATE
WHY I NEED TO UNPLUG TODAY:
I NEED TO
UNPLUG
I would trade all of my technology for an afternoon with Socrates. STEVE JOBS
DIGITAL DISTRACTIONS TO AVOID TODAY:
A journal for escaping the
CELL PHONE
modern-day scourge of digital distraction and information-overload
DATE
WHY I NEED TO UNPLUG TODAY:
and cord leashing even though the cacophony of dings and boings and buzzes that herald the arrival
No. 50027 I’m Doing My Best $8.00 each
No. 50026 It’s Gonna Be Okay $8.00 each
No. 50020 My Dysfunctions $8.00 each
No. 50021 In My Humble Opinion $8.00 each
No. 50022 I Can’t Sleep $8.00 each
No. 50024 I’m a Parent? $8.00 each
of texts and emails and headlines are bombarding my brain with craving-inducing dopamine hits that themselves are indication enough that I should go off-the-grid in order to actually experience people and emotions and
breathing and the lost art of messy human handwriting even if it’s only for a few minutes at a time.
New
We didn’t have Facebook when I was growing up. We had “phonebook,” but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it. BETTY WHITE
DIGITAL DISTRACTIONS TO AVOID TODAY:
NEW No. 50030 I Need to Unplug $8.00 each
CELL PHONE
DATE
WHY I NEED TO UNPLUG TODAY:
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91151
I do think that socializing on the Internet is to socializing what reality TV is to reality. AARON SORKIN
DIGITAL DISTRACTIONS TO AVOID TODAY:
CELL PHONE
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dimensions
specs
7 × 9 1⁄2 inches
Paperback, 160 pages; lay-flat binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker
Inner Pack
3
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Mini Inner-Truth Journals
Coolness Graphed
These pocket-sized gems have all the wisdom and caustic humor of their full-sized forerunners—plus the benefit of fetching portability. With four curmudgeonly, relatable angles to choose from, you can take your cynicism with you wherever you go.
The world changes quickly, and even the überest of hipsters may find themselves wondering if something is cool or not. Based on the popular blog of the same name, this hand-drawn collection illustrates the relative coolness of a range of hot-button topics from throw pillows to winning the lottery to finding a pickle. So, that’s extremely cool.
Simple charts make it easy to ascertain coolness at a glance
Mini Inner-Truth Journals feature 102% clean and curse-free content!
5.75"
No. 50017 Coolness Graphed $6.00 each
No. 50078 Mini Pet Peeves Journal $5.00 each
No. 50075 Mini Dysfunction Journal $5.00 each
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No. 50076 Mini Humble Opinion Journal $5.00 each
No. 50077 Mini Can’t Sleep Journal $5.00 each
dimensions
specs
4 × 5 3⁄4 inches
Paperback, 164 pages; lay-flat binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker
Inner Pack
4
dimensions
specs
6 x 4 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; lay-flat binding; 50 hand-drawn graphs
Inner pack
4
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Phobophobia
Inconsequential Dilemmas
This clever compendium celebrates the spectrum of human dread in all its wondrous eccentricity. (Fear of buttons, anyone?) Designed and conceived by the creative crackerjacks at award-winning UK-based firm Hat-trick Design, Phobophobia plays with typography and images to create an entertaining visual guessing game. Readers of all levels of neuroticism will be compelled to embrace the apprehension.
Can I eat food off the floor? Should I hug this person? Such ho-hum conundrums may seem minor, but they demand our attention on an hourly basis, and can be knottier than computer code to contemplate. With 45 helpful charts covering remarkably irrelevant questions, this practical guide helps you make the right stupid decision the first time—every time.
Awardwinning cover!
No. 50013 Phobophobia $7.50 each
No. 50014 Inconsequential Dilemmas $8.00 each
Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91148 Fear of nudity
Fear of clothes
Make trivial decisions with pseudoscientific aplomb!
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91148 dimensions
7 x 4 1⁄2 inches
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specs
Hardcover, 96 pages; 80+ illustrations
Inner pack
3
dimensions
specs
7 x 7 inches
Paperback with flaps and gatefold, 29+ illustrations; lay-flat binding, 96 pages
INNER pack
3
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A Year of Fortunes
How To Traumatize Your Children
Obviously, the best part of a fortune cookie is what’s inside. Now you can enjoy fortunes all year long—minus the crumbs and calories! A Year of Fortunes (Without the Cookies) contains 365 witty and wise paper prophecies printed on perforated, authentically sized slips—perfect for tearing, sharing, or posting on your fridge. Bound in festive red satin, this clever little book delivers destiny on a daily basis.
Good parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children explains how to give your precious offspring character-building damage to last a lifetime. Whether you want to send your children to therapy with the same techniques your parents used or try an entirely new approach, this instructional volume will show you the way.
No. 50007 A Year of Fortunes $5.00 each
Choose a personal trauma style—narcissistic, indulgent, and more.
5
perforated fortunes per page No. 50004 Traumatize Your Children $5.50 each
Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting.
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dimensions
specs
4 1⁄4 × 3 inches
Hardcover, 152 pages with perforation; satin cover with gold foil stamping
Inner Pack
4
dimensions
specs
4 1⁄2 × 6 1⁄2 inches
Paperback, 144 pages; full-color throughout; 10 illustrations
Inner Pack
4
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100 Reasons to Panic You’re supposed to be happy about that impending life change—so why are you losing your cool? Because you’re a reasonable, neurotic human being, of course. Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this highly giftable series offers an unflinching, hilarious take on life’s biggest milestones—plus commonsense reassurance that everything’s going to work out fine. Probably.
82. You haven’t done everything on your bucket list yet.*
New NEW No. 50029 Old Panic $5.00 each
*There’s no time like the present.
No. 50015 Baby Panic $5.00 each
Offers a one-two punch of plain truths and belly laughs.
No. 50016 Married Panic $5.00 each
An ideal gift for the witty, intelligent bride-to-be!
The perfect birthday gift for anyone over 22!
The truth hurts— in a good way!
Provides genuine reassurance that age is a laughing matter.
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dimensions
specs
3 3⁄4 x 5 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; 29+ illustrations; book jacket
Inner pack
4
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Lines for all Occasions Lines for All Occasions has been putting words in mouths for many successful and highly quotable volumes, including our latest, Flattery & Faint Praise. With compelling compliments, slanderous slams, and polished puffery, these pocketsized prompters provide the appropriate (or deliberately inappropriate) script for every encounter.
No. 50108 Insults & Comebacks $4.50 each
No. 50109 Pickups & Come-Ons $4.50 each
No. 50107 Excuses & Lies $4.50 each
New NEW No. 50116 Flattery & Faint Praise $4.50 each
You’ll catch more flies with honey—and with gratuitous sucking-up.
More than 813,791 copies sold in the series!
POP DISPLAY No. 50112 Pep Talks & Picker-Uppers $4.50 each
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91137
No. 50115 Put-Downs & Zingers $4.50 each
Includes back-handed compliments for those who have it coming.
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dimensions
specs
3 1⁄2 × 5 3⁄4 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; cloth cover with gold foil stamping
Inner Pack
4
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The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You
Hand-Lettered Knock Knock Classics
Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their need for self-diagnosis with medical information aimed at the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health. More than 300 debilitating diseases, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest neurotic’s fantasy life. We’re all going to die—why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce?
More than 80,003 copies sold!
Fall in love all over again with the wit and functionality of our most enduring Knock Knock classics, reimagined as works of everyday art by noted illustrator Kate Bingaman Burt. With their editorial content (virtually) unchanged, these updated bestsellers are pleasantly familiar—and refreshingly refreshed.
STICKY NOTES
No. 12449 Hand-Lettered Crap $1.85 each
No. 12450 Hand-Lettered Thank You $1.85 each
No. 12437 Hand-Lettered Blah $1.85 each
No. 12438 Hand-Lettered Need to Talk $1.85 each
No. 12439 Hand-Lettered Please $1.85 each
No. 12440 Hand-Lettered Deal With $1.85 each
No. 50001 Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You $10.00 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91151
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dimensions
specs
8 × 10 inches
Hardcover, 192 pages; full-color throughout; 45 illustrations
Inner Pack
dimensions
specs
Packaging
3
3 × 3 inches
100 sheets with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
8
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Hand-Lettered Knock Knock Classics
PADS
No. 12260 Hand-Lettered Make a Decision $3.25 each
PAPER MOUSEPAD
No. 12261 Hand-Lettered What to Eat $3.25 each
No. 12610 Hand-Lettered Information Central $5.00 each
No. 12252 Hand-Lettered All Out Of (with magnet) $3.25 each
The functionality you deserve— the whimsicality you demand!
No. 12253 Hand-Lettered To Do $3.25 each
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No. 12254 Hand-Lettered Shit List $3.25 each
No. 12255 Hand-Lettered Note to Self $3.25 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 × 9 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
9 1⁄2 × 8 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding on top and left sides
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
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Fortune Stickies
Jumbo Sticky Notes
Like movies and popcorn or vodka and tonic, sticky notes and fortunes are a classic combo that was just waiting to be discovered. Inspired by A Year of Fortunes (p. 44), these appealing little packets contain amusing oracles for both work and personal applications, turning everyday memos into events of prophetic import.
No. 12451 Love $4.00 each
Of course size matters—especially when it comes to sticky notes. These supersized adhesive honeys provide that extra bit of space you crave, whether it’s to make a list or pen a love letter to yourself. You could use fewer words, but why?
No. 12534 Note to Self $4.00 each
No. 12452 Work $4.00 each
I’M
STICKY!
No. 12535 Crap to Do $4.00 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 × 6 inches
60 sheets with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
Mini Sticky Set Pithy and portable, our Mini Sticky Set satisfies the basic human craving for convenience—and for little stickies in little boxes. Perfectly sized for maximum utility, this cardboard tray holds five modern, colorful sticky pads of varying size and content.
Tray for tidy storage! Share the gift of good fortune—and make it stick.
Offer timeless wisdom with your nag notes.
No. 12506 Someday $4.00 each
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dimensions
specs
2 1⁄2 x 1 3⁄4 inches
4 pads (with repeating phrase), 40 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Packaging
Self-sealing polybag
Inner pack
6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 × 4 × 1 inches
Corrugated tray; 5 sticky pads, 100 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
4
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Mini Sticky Notes (2-Pack)
Sticky Note Packets
Based on our bestselling sticky note titles, these super-versatile mini 2-packs are the perfect size for memo-ettes, notes to self, page-flagging, and brief communiqués of all kinds. Because sometimes a little irreverence goes a long way.
The demand for stickies knows no end, so we’ve created the ultimate mobile sets. Tucked inside these folios you’ll find a generous selection of stickies to keep you on the path of productive righteousness. According to our math, if one sticky pad is great, six pads are 8.42 times as good.
actual size!
No. 12702 Seriously? $2.00 each
No. 12703 Complaint $2.00 each
No. 12700 To Accomplish $6.00 each
No. 12701 Time Critical $6.00 each
No. 12510 Days of the Week $6.00 each
No. 12511 Honest Acronyms $6.00 each
No. 12512 OMG $2.00 each
Honey, we shrank the stickies!
No. 12513 Duh $2.00 each
No. 12515 Nag $2.00 each
No. 12514 Crap $2.00 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 94. NO. 91158
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dimensions
specs
Pads: 2 x 2 inches Packaging: 2 x 4 inches
2 pads, 50 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped; peggable
Inner pack
8
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Pads: 2 3⁄4 x 2 3⁄4 inches Packet: 8 1⁄4 x 5 1⁄2 inches
6 pads, 40 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Self-sealing polybag
INNER pack
4
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Sticky Notes Make your wit stick with our collection of sticky notes. Delivering efficient functionality with personality to spare, each sheet is a virtual powerhouse of communication potential. Buy them. Use them. Marvel at them. Just don’t lick them.
New
New
NEW No. 12458 Mine! $1.85 each
No. 12447 High Five $1.85 each
No. 12448 BTW $1.85 each
No. 12421 All Out Of $1.85 each
No. 12428 While You Were $1.85 each
No. 12431 Duh $1.85 each
No. 12432 Just Sayin’ $1.85 each
No. 12433 OMG $1.85 each
No. 12422 WTF $1.85 each
No. 12425 Things...Piss Me Off $1.85 each
NEW No. 12457 TMI $1.85 each
New
New NEW No. 12455 Be Mine $1.85 each
NEW No. 12456 You + Me $1.85 each
Wow them with some hot paper-on-paper action
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
3 × 3 inches
100 sheets with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
8
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Sticky Notes
No. 12426 Nag Note $1.85 each
No. 12427 Shit List $1.85 each
No. 12434 Stupid Question $1.85 each
No. 12446 XOXO $1.85 each
No. 12332 Complaint $1.85 each
No. 12333 Blah, Blah, Blah $1.85 each
No. 12435 Mental Note $1.85 each
No. 12436 Crap $1.85 each
No. 12441 Aha! $1.85 each
No. 12449 Hand-Lettered Crap $1.85 each
No. 12450 Hand-Lettered Thank You $1.85 each
No. 12437 Hand-Lettered Blah $1.85 each
No. 12442 Seriously? $1.85 each
No. 12444 Oy Vey $1.85 each
No. 12445 Whatever $1.85 each
No. 12438 Hand-Lettered Need to Talk $1.85 each
No. 12439 Hand-Lettered Please $1.85 each
No. 12440 Hand-Lettered Deal With $1.85 each
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POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 94. NO. 91134
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Nifty Notes Knock Knock’s communicatory Nifty Notes allow everyone, regardless of their actual verbal capabilities, to pass judgment and spit wit on paper. Our new titles will keep the kids—and the crazies—in line, or help you share sweet (but not sappy) nothings.
New
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New
New
NEW No. 12095 Sweet Talk $2.25 each
NEW No. 12096 Mom Note $2.25 each
NEW No. 12097 Hot Mess Citation $2.25 each
No. 12093 Told You So $2.25 each
No. 12094 Office Citation $2.25 each
No. 12091 Parking Citation $2.25 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 × 5 1⁄4 inches
50 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
No. 12088 WTF $2.25 each
No. 12089 Guilt Trip $2.25 each
No. 12092 Just Sayin’ $2.25 each
No. 12073 Pep Talk $2.25 each
No. 12087 Passive-Aggressive $2.25 each
No. 12078 High Five $2.25 each
Inner Pack
6
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Nifty Notes
Pocket Notes These tasteful notepads are as stylish as they are functional, and make everyday to-dos feel special. With fancy gold stamping, a rich color palette, and playful checkbox prompts, these witty charmers ensure you’ll remember every last thing on your list.
STOCK UP
Stocked up
No. 12154 Stuff to Do $3.00 each No. 12075 Bitch Citation $2.25 each
No. 12056 Prescription $2.25 each
No. 12155 Stock Up $3.00 each
No. 12060 Apology $2.25 each
NOTE TO SELF Re:
Date:
Urgent
Relay
Burn
Do
File
Laminate
Lay down the law in indisputable ink (or erasable pencil)
Received by self
No. 12156 Great Ideas $3.00 each
No. 12157 Note to Self $3.00 each
POP DISPLAY
POP DISPLAY
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FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91155 dimensions
specs
3 1⁄4 × 5 inches
50 perforated sheets; matchbook-style textured cardstock cover with gold foil stamping
Inner Pack
6
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Knock Knock Pads In 2003, Knock Knock blazed the trail of notepad ingenuity, organizing lives, tickling funny bones, spawning imitators, and so much more. Our latest additions help you jump on the food-diary bandwagon, and allow Mom to demand precisely what her heart desires, over and over (and over) again.
NEW No. 12263 What I Ate $3.25 each
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91117
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The notepad as we know it was invented in 1902 by Tasmanian stationer J. A. Birchall, who sought a more convenient way of packaging loose sheets of paper.
The average American consumes more than 700 pounds of paper a year.
In 2010, the Archives of American Art in Washington, DC, curated an exhibition of lists by famous geniuses including Pablo Picasso and Frank Lloyd Wright.
No. 12258 This Week $3.25 each
No. 12259 Get Some Sleep $3.25 each
No. 12019 All Out Of (Red) (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12226 All Out Of (Blue) (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12227 All Out Of (Pink) (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12257 Do Your Chores (with magnet) $3.25 each
New
New
POP DISPLAY
NEW No. 12264 Things Mom Needs $3.25 each
Our newest Knock Knock Pads make it easy to be honest!
dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 Ă— 9 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
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Knock Knock Pads
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No. 12007 To Do (Blue) $3.25 each
No. 12245 To Do (Red) $3.25 each
No. 12256 Why You Deserve Candy $3.25 each
No. 12035 Shit List $3.25 each
No. 12044 Things . . . Piss Me Off $3.25 each
No. 12045 Things . . . House (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12018 What to Eat (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12023 Things . . . Happy $3.25 each
No. 12031 Pack This! $3.25 each
No. 12203 Why I Must . . . Sex $3.25 each
No. 12208 Paper Voodoo $3.25 each
No. 12217 Make a Decision $3.25 each
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Knock Knock Pads
SELF-THERAPY PSYCHODRAMA OF THE MOMENT
HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT IT?
ANGRY
SCARED
JOYFUL
SAD
CYNICAL
POWERLESS
PERSECUTED
NUMB
HOW DO I REALLY FEEL?
RELIEVED
DEPRESSED
STRESSED
ALIENATED
EXCITED
ENVIOUS
ASHAMED
THIS PROBLEM LIKELY STEMS FROM MOTHER SEX
FATHER NO SEX
BOUNDARY ISSUES
SPOUSE
CHILD(REN)
INNER CHILD(REN) BRAIN CHEMISTRY
OTHER PEOPLE
ORIGINAL SIN BASIC UNLOVABILITY
ME
EARLY WEANING BAD LUCK
OTHER:
RELEVANT PRESENT INFLUENCES
RELEVANT PAST ISSUES
INSTRUCTIONS: AFTER WRITING BOTH LISTS, DRAW LINES TO CONNECT PRESENT AND PAST PHENOMENA TO ACHIEVE GREATER SELF-UNDERSTANDING
WHAT IT ALL MEANS
BREAKTHROUGH ACTUAL THERAPY REQUIRED
MEDICATION, PLEASE
EVERYBODY ELSE IS CRAZY
I'M SO EVOLVED
“OUR TIME IS UP FOR TODAY”
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No. 12228 Self-Therapy $3.25 each
No. 12243 Hey Asshole $3.25 each
No. 12244 Crap $3.25 each
No. 12260 Hand-Lettered Make a Decision $3.25 each
No. 12247 Another Meeting $3.25 each
No. 12250 Parents’ Night Out $3.25 each
No. 12251 The Long / Short List $3.25 each
No. 12253 Hand-Lettered To Do $3.25 each
No. 12261 Hand-Lettered What to Eat (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12254 Hand-Lettered Shit List $3.25 each
No. 12252 Hand-Lettered All Out Of (with magnet) $3.25 each
No. 12255 Hand-Lettered Note to Self $3.25 each
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Paper Mousepads
Desktop Pads
With sixty pages for notations, located in the most convenient spot—right under your hand—our Paper Mousepads help you streamline your desk space and better utilize time spent at your computer. Your thoughts will never escape you again!
No. 12600 5 Days a Week $5.00 each
Knock Knock’s gratifyingly plump Desktop Pads are brought to you by the word “blah” and the letters W, T, and F. Offering a contemporary twist on the classic computer-adjacent tablet, these chunky little champs combine modern-day wit and functional elegance so you can repeatedly express your apathy and befuddlement while retaining your composure.
No. 12601 Information Central $5.00 each
No. 12112 Blah Blah Desktop Pad $5.00 each
No. 12111 WTF Desktop Pad $5.00 each
Give your memos the blah factor!
No. 12610 Hand-Lettered Information Central $5.00 each
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dimensions
specs
9 1⁄2 × 8 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding on top and left sides
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 1⁄2 × 5 1⁄2 inches
150 sheets; paper tape binding with two metal posts
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
4
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Task Clips
Card Deck: Fifty Farts
You may be drowning in papers, but at least you’ll do it in civilized style with our Task Clips. These smart, eye-catching clips feature a sophisticated color palette and pithy directives to make filing a (near) delight.
Two
These meticulously researched cards detail the ins—and outs—of a physiological phenomenon that has fascinated humanity for eons. Grounded in solid science but written in plain English, the cards enable users to diagnose fifty varieties of flatuosity and apply their knowledge in the field. With two bonus farts included, each set also doubles as playing cards, giving new meaning to the term “royal flush.”
handy
clip si
zes
No. 70056 Importance $4.50 each
No. 10124 Farts Deck $4.00 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Inner Pack
8 large clips: 1 1⁄4 × 2 1⁄4 × 1⁄2 inches; 6 small clips: 3 ⁄4 × 1 1⁄2 × 1⁄4 inches; Box: 6 × 4 × 1 inches
8 large clips, 6 small clips
Paper-over-board box with diecut window lid and acetate window; shrinkwrapped
4
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Inner Pack
Box: 3 3⁄4 × 2 1⁄2 × 3⁄4 inches Cards: 3 3⁄4 × 2 1⁄2 inches
52 cards
Cardstock box with top and bottom flaps and thumb notch; cards shrinkwrapped inside box
WTF Self-Inking Stamp
Indelicate Doilies
The urge to leave one’s mark on the world is universal, and Knock Knock’s WTF Self-Inking Stamp helps fulfill this desire over and over again—in bold capital letters. This amusing, addictive inker will customize any surface—and make you feel like the powerful (and profane) bureaucrat you’ve always wanted to be.
Our winningly wry coasters call attention to your sense of humor while also instilling good manners in your guests. With bold dictums and dainty designs, Indelicate Doilies encourage party etiquette in the only language the thirsty masses are sure to understand—drinking vulgarity!
Ker-chunky satisfaction guaranteed
No. 10016 WTF $4.50 each
WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, or birth defects or other reproductive harm.
dimensions
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6
Packaging: 3 1⁄4 × 3 1⁄2 × 1 3⁄4 inches Imprint area: 2 1⁄4 × 1 inches
specs
Plastic self-inking stamp
No. 10056 Douchebag $5.00 each
Packaging
Tuck-top box
Inner Pack
6
dimensions
5-inch diameter
specs
Packaging
8 coasters, 2 each of 4 designs
Resealable clear bag; peggable
Inner Pack
6
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Vouchers Knock Knock Vouchers and brand-new Love Tokens are classy, clean, and reject saccharine sentiment in favor of real affection and utility. Offering a range of gifts from road trips to the last word, they allow givers to express love and friendship in refreshingly nonmaterial ways.
New
NEW No. 10126 Love Tokens $2.50 each No. 12011 Lovers $3.50 each
Put forth minimum effort for maximum love!
Give your sweetie the perfect gift: your time
An easy way to add instant charm and whimsy to your relationship
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No. 12013 Friends $3.50 each
Perfect for both creative and predictable partners
dimensions
specs
5 x 2 1⁄4 inches
15 perforated coupons; bound with embossed cover
Inner Pack
6
dimensions
specs
8 × 3 1⁄4 inches
20 perforated coupons; bound, with gold foil stamp on cover
Inner Pack
6
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Flashcards Knock Knock Flashcards feature the latest terminology in various vernaculars. Everyone’s vocabulary—from amateurs to experts—is sure to improve in arenas as diverse as psychobabble, street slang, and parenting trends. With bestselling style and a bonus game insert, these cards ensure you’ll sound in the know—wherever you go!
No. 12318 Therapy $5.00 each
No. 12306 Slang $5.00 each
Pick up the latest lingo— in a flash!
No. 12307 Parenting $5.00 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 95. NO. 91146
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
3 3⁄4 x 5 x 1 inches
50 cards; accordion-fold game insert
Tuck-top playing-card box; shrinkwrapped
INNER pack
6
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Wine Gift Tags A gift of the grape is always appreciated, but when you accessorize it with one of these fancy (and remarkably clever) tags, your bottle will practically become a party in itself. Dressy and droll, with a crisp structure and a strong finish, they’re far more festive than standard-issue greeting cards—and work equally well with champers or screw caps.
WINE GIFT TAGS
Just Add the Bottle!
8 WITTY TAGS IN 4 SPLENDID STYLES
No. 10061 Drink This Wine $4.00 each No. 10060 Make a Toast $4.00 each
And you thought free booze couldn’t get any better
No. 10062 Mood Enhancer $4.00 each
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Tags: 3 x 8 inches Box: 3 1⁄4 x 11 1⁄4 x 1⁄2 inches
8 tags, 2 each of 4 styles, with circular diecut and pre-folded score
Diecut tuckbox
INNER pack
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Receiptables
Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pads
Receiptables are portable organizers for life’s bits and slips of paper. From running your finances to running errands— and all the everyday flotsam in between—Receiptables will help you manage everything so you can take care of business. With a themed pad, accordion pockets, adhesive tab labels, and a handy pen, keeping track of it all is a categorical cinch.
Our Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pads keep more than just your place—they keep your notations, comments, and thoughts handy, too. With twenty-five tear-off placeholders, each cardstock pad does double duty for diligent students and book lovers alike.
For books as witty as these bookmarks, see pages 41–50
No. 15156 Crap $6.00 each
No. 15155 Money $6.00 each
No. 13009 You Are Here $2.50 each
No. 13011 Reading This $2.50 each
Handy adhesive labels for personalized files!
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 × 7 1⁄4 × 1 inches
Accordion-style organizer with elastic closure; 6 tabbed section dividers with preprinted labels; notepad; pen
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
4
dimensions
specs
Packaging
1 3⁄4 × 6 3⁄4 inches
25 bookmarks
Resealable clear bag; peggable
Inner Pack
6
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Personal Library Kit Our bestselling Personal Library Kit reintroduces old-fashioned library circulation techniques for fun and book retention. The kit’s self-adhesive pockets, checkout cards, date stamper, and keepsake box have bibliophiles everywhere channeling their inner librarian. Plus, when the stacks are empty, you can reload your Personal Library Kit with a handy refill pack!
Products for school & Office
Great
’ kids ! forraries , too lib
NEW WTF Magnetic Mini Note Page 4
NEW Just Sayin’ Magnetic Mini Note Page 4
Days of the Week File Folders Page 24
G OM
No. 15000 Personal Library Kit $8.00 each
5 Days a Week Mousepad Page 72
Genius Pen Page 26
OMG Pen Page 26
This Week Pad Page 67
NEW FYI Rotating Stamp Page 17
No. 15001 Personal Library Kit Refill $3.00 each
dimensions: 3 × 5 × 3⁄4 inches specs: 15 self-adhesive pockets
and checkout cards; cello bag
Crap Mini Sticky Notes (2-pack) Page 56
Inner Pack: 8
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 × 7 1⁄2 × 1 1⁄4 inches
20 self-adhesive pockets and checkout cards; date stamp and inkpad; pencil; paper-over-board box with acetate lid
Shrinkwrapped
OMG Mini Sticky Notes (2-Pack) Page 56
Blah Blah Desktop Pad Page 73
WTF Desktop Pad Page 73
NEW Cubicle Guest Book Page 36
Inner pack
4
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Products for school & Office
Products for school & Office
Office Citation Nifty Note Page 62 Whatever Lined Pad Page 22
Blah, Blah, Blah Lined Pad Page 22
Seriously Lined Pad Page 22
To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet Page 57
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Time Critical Sticky Note Packet Page 57
Seriously Mini Sticky Notes (2-Pack) Page 56
Complaint Mini Sticky Notes (2-Pack) Page 56
NEW Office Rotating Stamp Page 17
BTW Sticky Page 59 NEW To Do/To Buy Perforated Pad Page 5
NEW Thumbs Up Sticky Signs Page 6
Hand-Lettered To Do Pad Page 52
Great Ideas Pocket Notes Page 65
WTF Lined Pad Page 22
High Five Sticky Page 59
Hand-Lettered Make a Decision Pad Page 52
Stuff to Do Pocket Notes Page 65
Work Fortune Stickies Page 54
NEW At Home/At Work Perforated Pad Page 5
Honest Acronyms File Folders Page 24
NEW I’m Okay Sticky Signs Page 6
More Crap Box Page 23
Crap Box Page 23
Miscellany Box Page 23
Stuff Box Page 23
Note to Self Jumbo Sticky Page 55
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Products for the Irreverent
Products for the Irreverent
Blah Blah Desktop Pad Page 73 Hand-Lettered Shit List Pad Page 52
Crap Pad Page 70
Things . . . Piss Me Off Pad Page 69
WTF Desktop Pad Page 73
NEW Thumbs Down Sticky Sign Page 6
NEW Screw It Sticky Sign Page 6
Hand-Lettered Crap Sticky Page 51
Hand-Lettered Blah Sticky Page 51
Fifty Farts Page 75
Paper Voodoo Pad Page 69
WTF Self-Inking Stamp Page 74
Therapy Flashcards Page 78 Bitch Citation Nifty Note Page 64 Stupid Question Sticky Page 60
WTF Sticky Page 59
Bitch Pen Page 27
WTF Pen Page 26
Put-Downs & Zingers Page 49
Insults & Comebacks Page 49
Crap to Do Jumbo Sticky Page 55
Bathroom Guest Book Page 37
NEW TMI Sticky Page 58
Shit List Sticky Page 60 NEW Hot Mess Citation Nifty Note Page 62
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WTF Nifty Note Page 63
NEW Fuck It List Page 10
NEW Chuck It List Page 11
Inconsequential Dilemmas Page 43
Coolness Graphed Page 41
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Products for the Home & Entertaining
Products for the Home & Entertaining
WINE GIFT TAGS
Just Add the Bottle!
Stock Up Pocket Note Page 65 NEW What I Ate Pad Page 66
NEW Wine Journal Page 12
Things to Do Around the House Pad Page 69
Hand-Lettered All Out Of Pad Page 52
All Out Of Pad (Red) Page 67
Hand-Lettered What to Eat Pad Page 52
8 WITTY TAGS IN 4 SPLENDID STYLES
Drink This Wine Wine Tags Page 81
Mood Enhancer Wine Tags Page 80
NEW Foodie Gift Tags Page 7
NEW Horizontal Fresh Out Of Pad Page 2
Dinner Party Guest Book Page 37
Indelicate Doilies Page 75
All Out Of Pad (Pink) Page 67
NEW XOXO Magnetic Mini Note Page 4
NEW Nag Note Magnetic Mini Note Page 4
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NEW Horizontal All Out Of Pad Page 3
All Out Of Pad (Blue) Page 67
Do Your Chores Pad Page 67
NEW Bright-Eyed Toothbrush Set Page 18
NEW Coffee/Wine Toothbrush Set Page 18
Make a Toast Wine Tags Page 80
NEW Horizontal What to Eat Pad Page 2
What to Eat Pad Page 68
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Products for kids & parents
Products for romantics
NEW Be Mine Sticky Page 58 NEW Dear Mom Page 28
Birthday Countdown Calendar Page 20
NEW Dear Dad Page 29 NEW Sweet Talk Nifty Note Page 62
Baby Countdown Calendar Page 20 Why I Must . . . Sex Pad Page 69
Why You Deserve Candy Pad Page 68
NEW You + Me Sticky Page 58 NEW Romantic Comedy Dream Mask Page 19
Hide & Eek! Page 30 BIG WORD FLASHCARDS
Baby Panic Page 47
On-The-Go Game Pad Page 21
Pixel Coloring Book Page 31
“You’re so persnickety! Who cares where each log goes?” 25 splendiferous words for youngsters!
Parenting Flashcards Page 79
Big Word Flashcards Page 32 Pickups & Come-Ons Page 49
NEW Love Rotating Stamp Page 16
Love About You Journal Page 9
Love Fortune Stickies Page 54
NEW Mom Nifty Note Page 62
NEW Love About Mom Journal Page 9
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I’m a Parent? Journal Page 39
I’m an Artist! Pad Page 33
NEW Things Mom Needs Pad Page 66
NEW Love Tokens Page 76
Vouchers for Lovers Page 77
XOXO Sticky Page 61
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No. 91158 Very Important Pens Display 9 3⁄4 × 4 × 4 1⁄2 inches Holds 16 units
No. 91153 Product Tower 17 × 71 × 17 inches (Shelves adjustable height) Large shelves: 14 × 3 1⁄2 inches Small shelves: 7 1⁄4 × 5 3⁄4 inches
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No. 91158 Mini Sticky Notes Display 9 3⁄4 × 4 × 4 1⁄2 inches Holds 24 units
NEW No. 91163 Horizontal Pad Display 10 x 12 x 11 3⁄4 inches Holds 24 units
No. 91134 Sticky Note Wire Display 13 1⁄2 × 19 × 7 inches Holds 128 units
NEW No. 91164 Fill-in-the-Blank Journals Display 10 1⁄4 x 5 x 5 3⁄4 inches Holds 16 units
No. 91147 Sticky Note Corrugate Display 9 3⁄4 × 11 × 8 inches Holds 54 units
No. 91117 Pads Display 19 1⁄4 × 17 3⁄4 × 6 inches Holds 36 units
No. 91122 Nifty Notes Display 13 × 16 × 6 1⁄2 inches Holds 36 units
No. 91137 Lines for All Occasions Display 8 3⁄4 × 9 1⁄4 × 7 inches Holds 16 units
No. 91146 Flashcards Display 8 × 5 × 6 3⁄4 inches Holds 12 units
No. 91155 Pocket Notes Display 7 1⁄4 × 8 1⁄4 × 7 1⁄4 inches Holds 24 units
No. 91142 File Folder Display 13 1⁄2 × 8 1⁄2 × 4 1⁄2 inches Holds 6 units
No. 91148 Small Single Book Display 9 × 6 × 6 1⁄2 inches
No. 91151 Large Single Book Display 9 × 11 × 7 3⁄4 inches
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Product Index 5 Days a Week Paper Mousepad, 72 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Married, 47 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old (NEW), 46 100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby, 47
A Activity Books (for kids), 28–29, 31 Aha! Sticky Note, 60 All Out Of Horizontal Pad (NEW), 3 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Blue), 67 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Pink), 67 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Red), 67 All Out Of Sticky Note, 59 Another Meeting Knock Knock Pad, 70 Apology Nifty Note, 64 Apparel Tags (NEW), 7 At Home/At Work Perforated Pad (NEW), 5
B Baby Countdown Calendar, 20 Bathroom Guest Book, 37 Be Mine Sticky Note (NEW), 58 Big Word Flashcards (for kids), 32 Birthday Countdown Calendar (for kids), 20 Bitch Pen, 27 Blah, Blah, Blah Sticky Note, 61 Blah Blah Desktop Pad, 73 Blah, Blah, Blah Lined Pad, 22 Bookmark Pads, 83 Books, 14–15, 30, 41–50 BOXES, 23 Bright-Eyed Toothbrush Set (NEW), 18 BTW Sticky Note, 59
C CALENDARS, 20 Card Deck, 75 Cheerful in 100 Days (NEW), 13 Chuck It List (NEW), 11 Clips, 74 Coasters, 75 Coffee/Wine Toothbrush Set (NEW), 18 Coloring Book (for kids), 31 Complaint Mini Sticky Notes, 56 Complaint Sticky Note, 61 The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You, 50 Coolness Graphed, 41 COUNTDOWN CALENDARS, 20 COUPONS, 76–77 Crap Box, 23 Crap File Folders, 25 Crap Knock Knock Pad, 70 Crap Mini Sticky Notes, 56 Crap Receiptable, 82 Crap Sticky Note, 60 Crap to Do Jumbo Sticky Note, 55 Cubicle Guest Book (NEW), 36
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D Days of the Week File Folders, 24 Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet, 57 Dear Dad (for kids) (NEW), 29 Dear Mom (for kids) (NEW), 28 Desktop Pads, 73 Dinner Party Guest Book, 37 Do, Ponder, File Folders, 25 Do Your Chores Knock Knock Pad, 67 Doilies, 75 Douchebag Indelicate Doilies, 75 Dream Journal, 34 Dream Masks (NEW), 19 Drink This Wine Gift Tags, 81 Duh Mini Sticky Notes, 56 Duh Sticky Note, 59
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Hand-Lettered Please Sticky Note, 51 Hand-Lettered Shit List Knock Knock Pad, 52 HAND-LETTERED STICKY NOTES, 51 Hand-Lettered Thank You Sticky Note, 51 Hand-Lettered To Do Knock Knock Pad, 52 Hand-Lettered We Need to Talk Sticky Note, 51 Hand-Lettered What to Eat Knock Knock Pad, 52 Hey Asshole Knock Knock Pad, 70 Hide & Eek! (for kids), 30 High Five Nifty Note, 63 High Five Sticky Note, 59 Honest Acronyms File Folders, 24 Honest Acronyms Sticky Note Packet, 57 Horizontal Pads (NEW), 2–3 Hot Mess Citation Nifty Note (NEW), 62 How to Have a Very Bad Dog (NEW), 15 How to Traumatize Your Children, 45
M Magnetic Mini Notes (NEW), 4 Make a Decision Knock Knock Pad, 69 Make a Toast Wine Gift Tags, 80 Mental Note Sticky Note, 60 Mine! Sticky Note (NEW), 58 MINI INNER-TRUTH JOURNALS, 40 MINI STICKY NOTES (2-PACK), 56 Mini Sticky Set, 55 Miscellany I Really Can’t Face Organizing Box, 23 Mom Note Nifty Note (NEW), 62 Money Receiptable, 82 Mood Enhancer Wine Gift Tags, 80 More Crap Box, 23 MOUSEPADS, 53, 72 My Dysfunctions Inner-Truth Journal, 39 My Dysfunctions Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 40 My Life in Graphs Journal, 35 My Pet Peeves Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 40
Excuses & Lies for All Occasions, 49
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I Can’t Sleep Inner-Truth Journal, 39 I Can’t Sleep Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 40 I Need to Unplug Inner-Truth Journal (NEW), 38 I’m a Parent? Inner-Truth Journal, 39 I’m an Artist! Playtime Pad (for kids), 33 I’m Doing My Best Inner-Truth Journal, 39 I’m Okay Sticky Sign (NEW), 6 Importance Task Clips, 74 In My Humble Opinion Inner-Truth Journal, 39 In My Humble Opinion Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 40 Inconsequential Dilemmas, 43 Indelicate Doilies, 75 Information Central Paper Mousepad, 72 INNER-TRUTH JOURNALS, 38–40 Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions, 49 It’s Gonna Be Okay Inner-Truth Journal, 39
Office Citation Nifty Note, 62 Office Jargon Rotating Stamp (NEW), 17 Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pads, 83 OMG Mini Sticky Notes, 56 OMG Pen, 26 OMG Sticky Note, 59 On-the-Go Game Pad, 21 Oy Vey Sticky Note, 60
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Fifty Farts Card Deck, 75 FILE FOLDERS, 24–25 Fill-in-the-Blank Journals, 8–9 FLASHCARDS, 32, 78–79 Flattery & Faint Praise for All Occasions (NEW), 48 Foodie Gift Tags (NEW), 7 FORTUNE STICKIES, 54 Fresh Out Of Horizontal Pad (NEW), 2 Friends Vouchers, 77 Fuck It List (NEW), 10 FYI Rotating Stamp (NEW), 17
G Game Pad, 21 Genius Pen, 26 Get Crap Done Pen, 27 Get Some Sleep Knock Knock Pad, 67 Great Ideas Pocket Note, 65 GUEST BOOKS, 36–37 Guilt Trip Nifty Note, 63
H Hand-Lettered All Out Of Knock Knock Pad, 52 Hand-Lettered Blah, Blah, Blah Sticky Note, 51 Hand-Lettered Crap Sticky Note, 51 Hand-Lettered Deal With This Sticky Note, 51 Hand-Lettered Information Central Paper Mousepad, 53 HAND-LETTERED KNOCK KNOCK CLASSICS, 51–53 HAND-LETTERED KNOCK KNOCK Pads, 52 Hand-Lettered Make a Decision Knock Knock Pad, 52 Hand-Lettered Note to Self Knock Knock Pad, 52 HAND-LETTERED Paper mousePad, 53
JOURNALS, 8–12, 34–40 JUMBO STICKY NOTES, 55 Just Sayin’ Magnetic Mini Note (NEW), 4 Just Sayin’ Nifty Note, 63 Just Sayin’ Sticky Note, 59
K KIDS’ STUFF, 13, 20, 28–33 KNOCK KNOCK PADS, 66–71
L LINED PADS, 22 LINES FOR ALL OCCASIONS, 48–49 The Long/Short List Knock Knock Pad, 70 Love Fortune Stickies, 54 Love Rotating Stamp (NEW), 16 Love Tokens (NEW), 76 Lovers Vouchers, 77
N Nag Note Magnetic Mini Note (NEW), 4 Nag Mini Sticky Notes, 56 Nag Note Sticky Note, 60 NIFTY NOTES, 62–64 Note to Self Jumbo Sticky Note, 55 Note to Self Pocket Note, 65
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Pack This! Knock Knock Pad, 68 PADS, 2–3, 5, 21–22, 33, 52–53, 62–73 PAPER MOUSEPADS, 72 Paper Voodoo Knock Knock Pad, 69 Parenting Flashcards, 79 Parents’ Night Out Knock Knock Pad, 70 Parking Citation Nifty Note, 62 Passive-Aggressive Nifty Note, 63 PENS, 26–27 Pep Talk Nifty Note, 63 Pep Talks & Picker-Uppers for All Occasions, 49 Perforated Pads (NEW), 5 Personal Library Kit, 84 Personal Library Kit Refill, 84 Phobophobia, 42 Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions, 49 The Pixel Coloring Book (for kids), 31 Playing Cards, 79 Playtime Pad (for kids), 33
POCKET NOTES, 65 Prescription Nifty Note, 64 Put-Downs & Zingers for All Occasions, 49
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RECEIPTABLES, 82 Romantic Comedy Dream Mask (NEW), 19 Rotating Stamps (NEW), 16–17
S Screw It Sticky Sign (NEW), 6 Self-Inking Stamp, 74 Self-Therapy Knock Knock Pad, 70 Seriously Lined Pad, 22 Seriously? Sticky Note, 60 Seriously? Mini Sticky Notes, 56 Shit List Knock Knock Pad, 69 Shit List Sticky Note, 60 Slang Flashcards, 79 Sleep Masks (New), 19 Someday Mini Sticky Set, 55 SPECIALTY JOURNALS, 8–12, 34–40 Stamps, 16–17, 74 STICKY NOTE PACKETS, 57 STICKY NOTES, 6, 58–61 Sticky Signs (NEW), 6 Stock Up Pocket Note, 65 Stuff I Want to Hide from Nosy People Box, 23 Stuff to Do Pocket Note, 65 Stupid Question Sticky Note, 60 Superhero Action-Adventure Dream Mask (NEW), 19 Sweet Talk Nifty Note (NEW), 62
T Tags (NEW), 7 Task Clips, 74 Therapy Flashcards, 78 Things Mom Needs Knock Knock Pad (NEW), 66 Things to Do Around the House Knock Knock Pad, 69 Things You Do That Really Piss Me Off Knock Knock Pad, 69 Things You Do That Really Piss Me Off Sticky Note, 59 Things You Must Do to Make Me Happy Knock Knock Pad, 68 This Week Knock Knock Pad, 67 Thumbs Down Sticky Sign (NEW), 6 Thumbs Up Sticky Sign (NEW), 6 Time Critical Sticky Note Packet, 57 TMI Sticky Note (NEW), 58 To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet, 57 To Do Knock Knock Pad (Blue), 68 To Do Knock Knock Pad (Red), 68 To Do/To Buy Perforated Pad (NEW), 5 Told You So Nifty Note, 62 Toothbrush Sets (NEW), 18
VERY IMPORTANT PENS, 26–27 VOUCHERS, 76–77
What I Ate Knock Knock Pad (NEW), 66 What I Love about Mom Journal (NEW), 9 What I Love about You Journal, 9 What I Wish for You Journal (NEW), 8 What to Eat Horizontal Pad (NEW), 2 What to Eat Knock Knock Pad, 68 What to Pack Horizontal Pad (NEW), 3 Whatever Lined Pad, 22 Whatever Sticky Note, 60 While You Were Sticky Note, 59 Why I Must Have Sex With You Knock Knock Pad, 69 Why You Really Deserve Candy Knock Knock Pad, 68 Why You’re So Awesome Journal (NEW), 8 WINE GIFT TAGS, 80–81 Wine Journal (NEW), 12 Work Fortune Stickies, 54 WTF Desktop Pad, 73 WTF Lined Pad, 22 WTF Magnetic Mini Note (NEW), 4 WTF Nifty Note, 63 WTF Pen, 26 WTF Self-Inking Stamp, 74 WTF Sticky Note, 59
X XOXO Magnetic Mini Note (NEW), 4 XOXO Sticky Note, 61 XXX Dream Mask (NEW), 19
Y A Year of Fortunes, 44 Yes I’m Actually Reading This Bookmark Pad, 83 You + Me Sticky Note (NEW), 58 You Are Here Bookmark Pad, 83 You’re On My Shit List Sticky Note, 60
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