HOW TO
HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
GET
GIRLFRIEND A BOOK FOR WHEN YOU’RE REALLY DESPERATE FOR NEW IDEAS. FEELING LONELY YET?
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WRITTEN & ILLUSTRATED BY: MAREN STREET
HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
WRITTEN & ILLUSTRATED BY: MAREN STREET
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
TABLE OF CONTENTS
PG 1 -
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PRACTICE GOOD HYGIENE
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STOP TRYING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
APPROACH
IN PUBLIC
ATTEND EVENTS TO MEET MORE GIRLS
MAKE THE
YOU
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TEASE WOMEN
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GET HER NUMBER
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PG
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PG 6 -
GIRLS
PG 8 -
PG 10 -
GIRLS NOTICE
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PG
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ASK HER OUT ON DATES
NETWORK
GOOD LUCK
PG 16 -
PG 18 -
PG 20 -
PRACTICE GOOD HYGIENE
THAT MEANS BRUSHING YOUR TEETH AND SHOWERING MY GUY, ALSO DEODORANT BECAUSE YA STANK.
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SEE THIS GUY? HE FORGOT TO BRUSH HIS TEETH THIS MORNING. DON’T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE,
PRACTICE GOOD HYGIENE
STOP TRYING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
DON’T LOOK LIKE A TRY HARD. GIRLS LIKE A GUY THAT’S HARD TO GET.
STOP
DISCLAIMER: HAVE TO LEARN TO RIDE A SKATEBOARD TO BE COOL,
TRYING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
APPROACH GIRLS IN PUBLIC
BUT DON’T MAKE IT CREEPY. GIRLS DON’T LIKE FEELING LIKE THEY’RE GONNA GET MURDERED.
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QUICK TIP: GET GIRLS TO LAUGH. THEY WON’T THINK YOU’RE A CREEPER AND YOU’LL FIND OUT IF THEY HAVE AN UGLY LAUGH OR NOT ;)
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APPROACH GIRLS IN PUBLIC
ATTEND EVENTS TO MEET MORE GIRLS
IF YOU’RE AN INTROVERT, THIS MAY NOT BE THE BEST OPTION FOR YOU; BUT IT MIGHT JUST BE WORTH THE SACRIFICE.
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MAYBE HERE YOU CAN MAKE A MOVE ON THAT GIRL YOU LIKE, RIGHT? AS LONG AS YOU DON’T FREAK OUT AND OVERTHINK EVERYTHING FIRST.
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ATTEND
EVENTS TO MEET MORE GIRLS
MAKE THE GIRLS NOTICE YOU
JUST SAYING, IF YOU CAN’T GET THAT GIRL’S ATTENTION, HOW DO YOU EXPECT HER TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
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MAKE THE GIRLS
YOU
PROBABLY NOT THE BEST IDEA TO DRESS UP AS A CLOWN...BUT YOU’D DEFINITELY GET NOTICED. YOU GET THE POINT.
NOTICE
TEASE WOMEN
AS LONG AS YOU DON’T MENTION THEIR OUTFIT, HAIR OR FACE YOU’RE PRETTY SAFE. YOU WANNA MAKE GIRL LAUGH, NOT MAKE HER WORRY OVER WHETHER YOUR COMMENT ABOUT HER FUZZY HAIR WAS TRUE.
CONFUSING.
TEASE WOMEN
GET HER NUMBER
I MEAN HOPEFULLY BY NOW YOU HAVE IT AFTER ALL THOSE STEPS, BUT HERE’S THIS JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T GET THE HINT.
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15 GET HER NUMBER
16 ANOTHER PRO TIP: LESS DATES=LESS GIRLFRIENDS. GET TO IT. ASK HER OUT ON DATES
DON’T LET THIS INTIMIDATE YOU, BUT SEE THE RING? THAT TOOK SOMETHING CALLED DATING. IT MEANS GOING ON DATES.
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ASK HER OUT ON DATES
IF SHE SAYS NO, ASK IF SHE HAS FRIENDS! SHE PROBABLY KNOWS YOU’RE DESPERATE BY NOW SO MIGHT AS WELL TRY.
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NETWORK
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NETWORK
THEY’VE GOT IT DOWN. BROS ARE ALSO GREAT NETWORKING BUDDIES.
GOOD LUCK
WE TAUGHT YOU WHAT WE KNOW. NOTHING YOU DIDN’T KNOW BEFORE HONESTLY, BUT THANKS FOR READING THE BOOK.
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21 GOOD LUCK
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“I ENJOYED THESE FUN, SARCASTIC STEPS AND SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND.”
- BRAYDON COLLIN
“HIGHLY ENTERTAINING.”
- BAILEY OSWALD
“I COULDN’T PUT IT DOWN, I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF READING THIS FUN BOOK.”
- NOAH GREEN