Tiki tour A road trip? Nah bro, a Tiki tour. Honestly, the furthest you’ll get on a road here, Is the local dairy. We’re more than State Highway 1. I know, I know, It’s damned hard to believe. That there’s more to us, Than Auckland, Wellington, Picton, Christchurch? Tiki Touring is Cutting against the grain. Getting dragged out of your comfort zone, (Most likely in a 1996 Toyota Estima) And getting a stiff right hook for saying MeoWree, ManJerry, Wangernewi, Or. Any. goddamn. Whak. Word. To experience New Zealand, Is to experience us. Not business men twirling their moustaches. Their Culture is not your funny story. Their Culture is not your bling. 28