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and Oahu blogger Ian Lind all reported last week that the state Legislature is working very hard to damage the current “shield law” that protects us reporters from having to reveal confidential sources to authorities. “The [House Judiciary] committee on Tuesday [Jan. 29] inserted new exceptions that reduce the protections journalists have under the shield law,” Civil Beat reported on Jan. 31. “The committee passed amendments over the objections of a coalition of media outlets that want the Legislature to just make the law permanent in its current form. The law will expire June 30 unless lawmakers take action.” According to Civil Beat , the state’s current shield law says “reporters only have to reveal their sources if there’s enough evidence that the source or protected information is critical to an investigation, a felony case or a defamation case.” That makes it one of the strongest in the nation. But Lind says the new bill HB 622 would

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Credit Malia Zimmerman of Hawaii Reporter for breaking this one on Thursday, Jan. 31: “State Senator Kalani English, a Maui Democrat, introduced the Steven Tyler Act, which would make it a tort to invade the privacy of celebrities,” Zimmerman reported. “The bill aims to ‘encourage celebrities to visit and reside in our State by creating a civil cause of action for the constructive invasion of privacy.’ It could be used to prosecute a reporter or photographer ‘if the person captures or intends to capture, in a manner that is offensive to a reasonable person, through any means a visual image, sound recording, or other physical impression of another person while that person is engaging in a personal or familial activity with a reasonable expectation of privacy.’” According to Zimmerman’s story, 25 of the state’s senators have already signed onto the bill, which is listed as SB 465. Bill introducers include English as well as Maui Senators Roz Baker and Gil Keith-Agaran. And yes, it’s actually called “The Steven Tyler Act.” Here’s a quote from the bill text itself: “Steven Tyler, the lead singer of Aerosmith for over forty years, former ‘American Idol’ judge, and world-renowned celebrity has recently purchased a home on Maui. He will now be sharing his time between Boston, Los Angeles, and his new home on Maui. In honor of Steven Tyler’s contribution to the arts in Hawai’i and throughout the world, this Act shall be known as the Steven Tyler Act.” Contribution to the arts in Hawaii?! Wow, what lips English has for him to be able to kiss Tyler's ass all the way from the Legislature in Honolulu. Clearly, this bill is nothing more than a big "Move Here" sign for wealthy rock stars and Hollywood starlets. What's more, the U.S. Supreme Court

has already ruled that people can photograph or film police officers on public highways and roads because they have no reasonable expectation of privacy in these public spaces. Beaches and ocean are also public, but this bill would seem to create a special class of citizen–the celebrity–who would enjoy special privacy rights even in such public spaces. So what will all that mean in real terms if the bill passes? Lots of trouble, according to Zimmerman: “Hawaii attorney and legal blogger Robert Thomas said there are a number of problems with the legislation, and its impact could be far reaching,” she reported. “Even people who use a smart phone to take photos of celebrities or stars of the locally produced Hawaii 5-0 could be held civilly liable.” It’ll be really interesting to see how far this goes. Oh, and one more thing, which is supremely ironic given that English’s bill is about celebrity. As you noticed at the beginning of this blurb, I credited another publication with first reporting on this bill. Given that the bill is part of the public record, I didn’t have to do this. I could have simply called up the bill text online and proceeded to report the story as though I’d discovered the bill on my own. But I chose to because Hawaii Reporter

discovered and wrote about the bill by doing actual reporting–it didn’t simply hit “Publish” first after receiving a press release from some government official, which often seems to be the overriding impetus for breaking news these days. True breaking news is when an outlet reports a story that officials aren’t publicizing. That’s what Hawaii Reporter did in this case, and other reporters following behind them should credit them. But over the weekend after the Hawaii Reporter’s story broke, I couldn’t help but notice other, larger, news outlets run with their own stories on English’s bill–the Associated Press, Hawaii News Now, the Los Angeles Times. But so far, I’ve only been able to locate stories in the New York Post and USA Today that actually credited Hawaii Reporter with first reporting the story. In the days before online aggregation of news, that kind of behavior from news outlets who should know better was easy to hide. That they would continue such pettiness these days is beyond callous.

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“cripple the law by dramatically limiting the circumstances under which its protections would apply.” Ironically, the original shield law came about while Republican Linda Lingle, a former Molokai journalist, was governor. As for current, supposedly liberal, Governor Neil Abercrombie, he’s apparently a bit less enthused about shielding reporters. “It’s also disappointing that the push to strip away journalists’ protections is coming from Democratic Governor Neil Abercrombie’s administration,” Lind wrote on Jan. 31. “I think a lot of us expected and continue to expect more from Neil.” Then again, if most news outlets these days are just passing off other reporters’ work as their own while waiting for government officials to tell them what to publish, what is there really to shield? ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1634n1

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ROTARY CLUB ASSISTS MAUI YOUTH AND FAMILY SERVICES The Maui Youth and Family Services historic Ka Pono building in Makawao was the recipient of a well-deserved and needed interior and exterior maintenance and landscaping last weekend, courtesy of good-willed Rotarians content to spend a Saturday in service. The project was part of the Weinberg Friends Program, in which Rotarians perform a community service project and in return the Harry and Jeanette Weinberg Foundation donates $10,000 to a local nonprofit chosen by the Rotary Club. This year, the Rotary Club selected Maui Youth and Family Services to be the recipient of the award. “We chose Maui Youth and Family Services not only because of our Club’s dedication to youth support programs, but also because [MYFS] is the only agency on the island that provides outpatient substance abuse services for adolescents,” said Rotary Club of Kahului President Robert Kawahara. “This project is well-matched with the Weinberg Friends Program because the organization meets an important need in the community by increasing access to health care for at-risk populations, which is one of the Foundation’s main goals.” Maui Youth and Family Services is a nonprofit that works with adolescents and families affected by addiction, substance abuse and mental-health related issues. The organization plans to use the funds in the operation of their Adolescent Intensive Outpatient Substance Abuse Program, which treats approximately 80 adolescents per year suffering from drug and alcohol addiction and helps them reconnect with their families as part of the recovery process. “We are extremely grateful to both The

Weinberg Foundation and the Kahului Rotary Club for this help,” said Deborah Gouveia Couch, Program Coordinator at Maui Youth and Family Services. “Having an environment that is cheerful, welcoming and professional reflects how much we respect and value our clients. We want our clients to feel comfortable while they are here, and this project will go a long way in doing just that.” The Ka Pono building in Makawao, which houses the Adolescent Intensive Outpatient Substance Abuse Program, was constructed in 1920 and received a much needed “face-lift” from approximately 25 Rotarians. Described as “quaint, yet highly functional,” the facility now has a completely repainted interior and clean surrounding grounds. The Harry and Jeannette Weinberg Foundation, founded in 1959, is one of the largest private charitable foundations in the United States and grants funding to nonprofits that provide direct services to low income and vulnerable individuals. For more information about Maui Youth and Family Services, call 808-579-8414, ext. 8102, or visit myfs.org. ■ editor@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1634n2

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On Tuesday, Feb. 12, Professor Puakea Nogelmeier, acclaimed songwriter, Kumu Hula and UH Manoa Professor of Language, will talk to the Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce on the status of the ‘Ike Ku‘oko‘a project. That aims to convert 116 years of Hawaiian language newspapers into digital, searchable, online files. The project extends Nogelmeier’s work as executive director of Awaiaulu, an educational organization that makes Hawaiian historical resources available to students and historians. ‘Ike Ku‘oko‘a, the Hawaiian Language Newspaper Initiative, received help from hundreds of Maui volunteers in 2012 who wordprocessed thousands of Hawaiian language newspaper articles to contribute to the nowlargest collection of native language literature in the western world, totaling 60,000 pages of Native Hawaiian knowledge, opinion, vital statistics, customs and historical fragments from monarchy to territory days. These files will all be uploaded into searchable public databases such as the Ofﬁce of Hawaiian Affairs’ Papakilo Database.

The newspapers are artifacts from old Hawaii, spanning from the Hawaii Kingdom through the time of the overthrow to the territorial era up to and including World War II. Hawaii may have been sans-hotels in this time, but it also boasted a highly literate society. These newspapers fed the avid public; between 1834 and the late 1940s, there were more than 100 newspaper publications, which added up to approximately 125,000 pages of text in the native Hawaiian language. “Articles in these papers included data on fish prices and catches, traditional and introduced fishing practices, climatic conditions, storms and other significant weather events, marine ecosystem management and changing legal environments in Hawaii,” stated a UH press release on the project. “This newspaper archive has been virtually inaccessible due to their storage media (paper, microfilm and microfiche), the lack of any funding aids, and the paucity of Hawaiian-language scholars.” Now the Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce is inviting everyone interested in Maui and Hawaiian history to join them for cocktails and networking at 5:30pm, followed

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CULTURAL DIVERSITY The U.S. Congress may suffer dismal popularity ratings (less savory than head lice, according to one survey), but it’s saintly compared to India’s legislatures, which contain six accused rapists at the state level and two in the national parliament. Thirty-six local officials, as well, have been charged with sexual assault (according to India’s Association for Democratic Reforms). In fact, the association reported in December that 162 of the lower house of Parliament’s 552 members currently face criminal charges. The problem is compounded by India’s notoriously paralyzed justice system, which practically ensures that the charges will be unresolved for years, if not decades.

GOD AND SHOES “Prophet” Cindy Jacobs said in a January Internet broadcast that God has revealed Himself to her by mysteriously removing critical shortages in her life, such as her car’s well-worn tires that just kept rolling. “I remember one time that I had a pair of shoes that I wore and wore and wore and wore and wore and it just–for years, these shoes did not wear out.” And Dublin, Ireland inventor David Bonney recently decided to change the marketing of his new shoes to “Atheist Shoes.” Two years earlier, he had started the business with the idea of selling “Christian” shoes that contained water in the soles so that wearers could walk on water.

QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENT Four days after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Conn., officials at Public School 79 in New York City

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decided it would be a good time for a fullblown lockdown drill–with no advance warning. Though P.S. 79 is a high school and not an elementary school, it’s composed of about 300 students with special needs (autism, cerebral palsy, severe emotional disorders) who, with their teachers, were startled to hear the early- morning loudspeaker blaring, “Shooter (or, possibly, “intruder”), get out, get out, lockdown.” One adult said it took her about five minutes to realize that it was only a drill. Still, said another, “It was probably the worst feeling I ever had in my life.”

INTERESTING GUY In November, Tokyo’s Kenichi Ito, 29, bested his own Guinness World Record by a full second (down to 17.47 seconds) in the 100-meter dash–on all fours. Ito runs like a Patas monkey, which he has long admired, and which (along with his self-described monkey-like face) inspired him nine years ago to take up “four-legged” running. He reported trouble only once, when he went to the mountains to train and was shot at by a hunter who mistook him for a wild boar.

FETISHISTS ON PARADE William Michael Martin, 45, was charged in January with burglary of the East Texas Medical Center in Lufkin, Texas, where he went apparently in search of women’s underwear and employees’ personal photos, which police said he used as masturbation aids. At his home, police discovered a cache of women’s underwear and several beach balls, which officers learned from photos were so that Martin could put them under his clothing and pose as pregnant.■ chuck@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1634n3

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SMALL TOWN LIFE Talking story about Wailuku’s future with MRA members Katherine Popenuk and Bill Mitchell By Anthony Pignataro

he Wailuku Redevelopment Area covers about 68 acres of Central Maui. Its approximate center is the Vineyard/ Market Street intersection. Like many small towns in America, the area’s narrow streets and cramped storefronts seem to be a relic of an older age. Its heyday took place in the final decade of Hawaii’s territorial history. Most people call it Wailuku Town, though that might change in the near future. As new shopping complexes and residential neighborhoods continue to pop

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up in places like Kehalani and Maui Lani, and more nonprofit organizations providing services to poor and mentally ill people open in the old town core, more residents and merchants are pointing to homeless people and broken (or nonexistent) sidewalks and asking what’s happening to Wailuku Town. The island’s old center of shopping and living is increasingly home to smaller stores and pawn shops. The Maui Grand Hotel on Main Street, once the pinnacle of luxury accommodations on the island, is now a Chevron. Near the end of every month, the

Maui Redevelopment Agency–created by state law–meets to address this question. The five-member board attempts to do something exceedingly difficult–make life nicer in the town for those who live and work there, as well as visit. There are lots of projects swirling around the town right now–some moving towards completion, others in limbo. And though nothing particularly major has changed in Wailuku (with the exception of the First Friday Town Parties, which started organically), those small redevelopment changes that have occurred have varying degrees of popu-

larity. Most people seem to like the big, colorful mural at the corner of Main and Market Streets, but merchants are still complaining about the beautification efforts made to Market Street a few years ago that decreased the number of parking spaces in town. To get a handle on what’s happening now, and how it will all affect Wailuku Town, I recently sat down with Katherine Popenuk and Bill Mitchell, the chairperson and vice chairperson, respectively, of the MRA at the Maui Architectural Group office where they work, which overlooks the town.

MAUITIME: So why did both of you join the MRA board? KATHERINE POPENUK: I moved here in 1979. I’m an architect, and I wanted to do something to give back. We have the benefit of having some strong talents on the board–Bill is a landscape architect. BILL MITCHELL: I’ve been involved in Wailuku Town stuff for 15 years. Someone called me, said there was an opening and asked if I was interested. I said yes. MAUITIME: How does the MRA compare with other of the county boards and commissions? MITCHELL: It’s a little bit different function than the typical boards and commissions. We can also go out and do things within the MRA [Maui Redevelopment Area]. We can be a little proactive. MAUITIME: Why do redevelopment at all? Why not simply let market forces dictate the makeup of Wailuku? POPENUK: We’ve seen Wailuku come back, recede, come back again, and recede again. The last few years have been difficult. It’s a great local town–an authentic place. We’d like to see more activity, for local people as well as tourists. It’s more of a local place, though tourists are certainly welcome here. MITCHELL: It’s a niche market. We no longer have the Crest Store, Ooka’s. The Iao Theater has been renovated, but the big anchor tenants are no longer there. We’re left with boutique businesses that can function in smaller spaces. The way I see it, the Planning Department only has so much time to focus on any small town. We can focus on this town. We know there’s a parking issue, trash, pedestrian circulation issues. It’s primarily a daytime-use town. How can we make pedestrian circulation more safe and more pleasant? We don’t just review plans–a planner could do that. We look at the whole project, and how it fits into the MRA area. It’s a pretty common model in a lot of towns. Kona has one. They actually go out and do street improvements. Wailuku is a funky town, but it has all the history that goes with it. And it’s unique. But we have a fairly narrow window–we don’t go out and buy property and do redevelop them. POPENUK: It’s a unique place that’s worth preserving. We really don’t want Wailuku to turn into New York City. MITCHELL: Nobody has a grandiose vision of doing something beyond what’s there. But Wailuku has changed over the last 10 years. We have more social service organizations now, and the things that go with those. MAUITIME: What do you see as Wailuku’s greatest need? MITCHELL: If you talk to most merchants, it’s parking. The proposed Municipal Parking Garage is on the books, but there’s no will to fund it. And that may be a good thing. There is a parking management plan done by a consultant with a lot of great recommendations. So now we’re asking what can we implement to help the situation. We have underdeveloped parking in satellite lots [around town], issues with the timing of spaces in the municipal lot–the garage is on hold, as it’s been for the last 20 years. MAUITIME: The parking plan you speak of contains a lot of suggestions: metered parking, changing the time limit on some parking lot spaces from 12 hours to

six hours, things like that. What do people in town, both residents and merchants, feel about these suggestions? MITCHELL: We have not yet sent out a survey, that’s something we will do. Certainly on Market Street, we’re looking at shorter-term parking. We’ve talked about a mix of free and metered parking. Now what authority does the MRA have to implement these suggestions on its own? My understanding is that we have no authority. New fees have to go through the County Council. All of these things have to go through the Council process. We’re sort of the middleman. POPENUK: We are looking at all options we can think of to relieve stress on the parking situation. The repaving of Wells Street is coming up in the near future–how can we squeeze out an extra stall here or there? We’re trying to alleviate the parking shortage in every way we can. But parking’s not the only issue–we’re not a one-trick pony. Other issues are pedestrian safety, sidewalks, crosswalks, shade trees. We’re sharing ideas with other agencies and organizations. MAUITIME: What about other non-car

Anything to do with trees, benches, food vendors–people said they love that. People in general are interested in the whole package–not just parking. There’s certainly enhanced value in someone staying; they’re likely to spend more money. That’s like shopping center 101. All of these things bring value to merchants. POPENUK: Not just merchants. Residents, kids walking to school. We want to hear from the whole county and address those needs as much as possible. MAUITIME: One of the issues that seems to come up now and then is crime. Now there is a Maui Police Substation on Market Street, but it’s hardly ever used. Maui Police Lt. Wayne Ibarra told me that they need to replace the current windows with bulletproof glass and add air-conditioning. Is there any kind of timetable for this? POPENUK: That is a current topic we have. We recognize the importance of manning the police substation. We are willing to contribute a portion of our budget, but it’s expensive. We currently have one community police representative assigned to Wailuku. MITCHELL: Even if he’s not full-time,

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solutions to Wailuku’s parking situation? MITCHELL: Absolutely. These were heavily discussed in the parking structure plan, so we’ll need to revisit it now. POPENUK: We’re planning to put in bike racks on Market Street. MAUITIME: Nice. When? MITCHELL: Good question. We’ll have to ask, but it should be soon. MAUITIME: About a year ago, ReWailuku–which brought a lot of citizens in and asked them what they wanted to see in town–started up. How has that affected you? POPENUK: We’re not sure what happens next with it, since it’s not an MRA thing, but it was extremely informative. A broad section of the town came out to say what they were interested in. They want more street trees–right now, the streets really discourage people to get out on foot. They want a grocery store. That was a well-supported issue. MITCHELL: It validated that people put value in amenities–shade, streetscapes.

if they move in and out of the space at night, that would be beneficial. POPENUK: There’s also the Clean and Safe Program that would help: making sure garbage cans aren’t overflowing; there’s not litter on the street; people not getting harassed at the ATM. We’re checking into it. MAUITIME: It sounds like a neighborhood watch. POPENUK: It could be an individual or a contracted service. MAUITIME: Next to the substation, there’s a lot people use for parking that’s supposed to become something that I think is called Iao Square. About two dozen cars fit in there now, and the plans are quite controversial. MITCHELL: It’s gone through a lot of names, and it’s called Iao Plaza now. It’s not currently a parking lot–it’s a vacant lot. Under the Parks Department plan, there would be no parking there. POPENUK: The controversy is that people are comparing it to what is there–

which is not up to code. The guidelines on parking aren’t being followed. The advantage of developing it is to make it safe. It’s going to be gravel or paved. MITCHELL: People have already fallen there. The plaza is just a small place. A place for people to hang out, have lunch. POPENUK: Keeping it the way it is is not an option. In the final option, there will be 24 stalls and a plaza. If you take out the plaza, you would just gain an additional stall. MAUITIME: Right now there are two or three dedicated spots in that lot for police. Will that be the case at Iao Plaza? MITCHELL: We assume so, but we’re not sure if they want parking in the lot or on the street. POPENUK: There will also be at least three in the upper plaza. MITCHELL: And four trees in the lower lot, to comply with county code. POPENUK: And Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, which takes care of the planters on Market Street, will be involved there, as well. There is a possibility of having food vendors there. The space will be available on First Fridays. It could also be used for overflow parking for theater-users. MITCHELL: I believe it will be the first redevelopment project that the MRA has actually built. POPENUK: I’m not sure about that. MAUITIME: That actually raises a good question. Looking back over the minutes for the meetings you’ve had over the last year, it sometimes seems that all you do is accept reports and commission studies. Do you ever feel that’s the case? POPENUK: It’s not all we do. I’ve been on the MRA for about five years, and a lot of my early meetings were taken up by looking at projects seeking our approval. We’d offer suggestions on zoning and so forth. Then everything sort of stopped [with the economic downturn in 2008]. Since then, it’s given us some time to study other things that in the past we didn’t get a chance to sink our teeth into. We get a modest budget from the county. Ideally, we might be more self-sustaining. Maybe implementing paid parking will recycle money into more parking in Wailuku Town. MITCHELL: And not into the General Fund. MAUITIME: Another thing that came out of ReWailuku was this notion of “rebranding” the town. Saedene Ota of MauiThing is handling that. Why is that necessary? POPENUK: We’re looking at creating a more unique, universal identity–icon, logo–that represents Wailuku Town. It’s not something that’s been done in the past. MITCHELL: We have bits and pieces [of a town identity], but it’s not cohesive. MAUITIME: How do you see Wailuku changing over the next few years? POPENUK: Gradually. We’re doing what we can, when we can. Safety, beautification–it’s an ongoing effort. I’m hoping people see the town improving. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1634L

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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Margaret Cho BY MARINA SATOAFAIGA • PHOTOS S BY MISS MISSY PHOTOGRAPHY fans may not know? CHO: I am a really great seamstress and can alter and sew my own clothes. MT: Do you see yourself adding motherhood to your life one day? CHO: No, I don’t think so, but you never know! MT: What’s on your iPod? CHO: I am crazy about Harry Nilsson. Lots of ‘60s/’70s. I bought a Rickenbacker and so I am learning lots of little riffs. MT: What are three things you must have with you at all times? CHO: IPhone, flosspicks, hotel key. MT: And what’s the biggest misconception about Margaret Cho? CHO: That I am Korean. My genealogy tests confirmed that I am actually Chinese!

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he hysterical and tattooed Margaret Cho is coming to Maui on Friday! Cho’s new show, called “MOTHER,” is described as her edgiest piece to date. Her non-traditional look at motherhood and maternal figures sends Cho into a whirlwind of topics like race, drugs, sexuality, celebrity, culture and politics. This is the MOTHER of all Cho shows. And remember: her show is for Mature Audiences Only. Here are 10 questions we recently posed to Cho:

MAUITIME: What advice would you give to new comedians? MARGARET CHO: Keep going, don’t be discouraged. It’s a discouraging business, but press on. MT: You have addressed racial, bullying and gay rights in a lot of your material. Over the years, do you think we have made progress in these areas? CHO: I hope so. It’s always existed. I think when kids are different, it scares people, and it makes them stand out, and then you get into problems. I think that it’s very hard to grow up in general, but if you are not the same as other people, it can be much harder. MT: You were bullied as a child. How has that experience affected your career?

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Island Movies Third annual Lanai Film Fest highlights seldom seen Polynesian films BY JEN RUSSO The Sarah Joe, that left one day from Hana only to be found with more questions than answers. HOLOMUA - Short by Vince Keala Lucero. A PHOTO COURTESY FOUR SEASONS RESORTS

native Hawaiian community struggles to find their identity through preservation of precious sites. 10 min. I SCREAM FLOATS & SUNDAYS - Short by Leah Kihara.Three vignettes explore contemporary Hawaiian women’s lives in video poetry. 11 min. MASSACRE AT KAUPAO BEACH - Short

by Ken Martinez Burgmaier. This film explores the tragedy of what happened at Molokai’s beloved Kaupao Beach. 7 min. MRS. MAFUA’S HAT - Short by Rachael Walker. A Samoan woman and a Palagi nurse bridge cultural differences with headwear. 8 min.

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went on to PBS and won an Emmy and won at 13 film festivals. Some of our other films have won Sundance, too.” The Lanai Cultural and Heritage Center will also show some films from its “Voices of Lanai” series, which was established in 2009 to create video oral histories of the island. The 20-minute short Chief, chosen as one of the must-see films of Sundance in 2008, weaves the story of a Samoan chief living as a taxi driver in Honolulu. The collection of films will be shown in screenings over two days in the Great Hall, Music Room and Library at the Lodge at Koele. Of course, the Lanai Film Festival is also a music festival, with several live music appearances around the island and a nose flute workshop. “Grammy winner Sonny Lim and Calvin Hou are in my Aunty Nona Beamer film,” says Martinez Burgmaier. “They will be performing live at the festival along with Paula Fuga and Kevin Brown.”

Short by Laura Margulies. A tale of Hawaiian hula and chant overlaid with mixed media animation. 4 min. SUNDAY WIND - Short by Michael Wurth. The humble routines of three farmers are forever changed one Sunday morning.14 min.

FRIDAY, Feb. 8 • 6-9pm: Lanai Film Festival opens with live music at the Lodge at Koele. SATURDAY, Feb. 9 • 9-11am: Start the morning with live slack key music from Kevin Brown and Grammy winner Sonny Lim at Coffee Works. • 11:30am-2pm: Enjoy lunch and live music with Robbie Ray Lopaka at Cafe 565. • 1-2:30pm: Free Hawaiian nose flute workshop with Calvin Hoe at the Lodge at Koele. • 5-9pm: It’s Polynesian Film Night– Malama Ko Aloha; The Land Has Eyes; Rolling Down Like Pele; Chief; Local Kin; That First Glide and more. Screenings will be held in the Lodge at Koele’s Great Hall, Music Room and the Library. Live Hawaiian music with Sonny Lim, Paula Fuga and Kevin Brown.

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Hereniko. This first-ever Fijian film stars local actors who had never seen a film before this one. It’s a coming of age story of a young girl who faces her troubles with inspiration from a warrior woman god. 87 min. THAT FIRST GLIDE - Documentary by Mike Waltze. Stand up paddle boarding with Laird Hamilton, Kai Lenny, Dave Kalama, Gerry Lopez and more. 74 min.

SUNDAY, Feb. 10 • 9:30am-12pm: Eat breakfast as you listen to musician Robby Ray Lopaka at No Ka ‘Oi Grinds. • 9:30am-12pm: Or eat breakfast at the Lodge at Koele with slack key master Kevin Brown. • 7-9pm: Dinner at the Lodge at Koele with Sonny Lim. ■

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he theater in Lanai City has stood empty and unused for years, but that won’t stop visitors and residents from gathering around premier feature films this weekend at the free Lanai Film Festival, hosted at the Lodge at Koele. Filmmaker and event producer Ken Martinez Burgmaier will bring the independently produced festival back for its third year. Highlights include the premier showing of his film Aunty Nona Beamer–Malama Ko Aloha and live music from Paula Fuga, Kevin Brown and Sonny Lim. “We understand the importance of the arts and are privileged to be able to assist with bringing the festival back to the island for all to enjoy,” says Tom Roelens, the Four Seasons Lanai general manager. “We are honored to host the Lanai Film Festival with such revered filmmakers and artists presenting their works to the Lanai Community and resort guests.” The festival features many hard to find Polynesian films. The short Fish Bowl by Kiyo Hatta was shown briefly on Independent Lens, but Hatta–best known for her film Picture Bride–died abruptly right before the film’s premiere. Fijian Vilsoni Hereniko won the Hubert Bals Fund award (International Film Festival Rotterdam) to create his and Fiji’s first feature length film– The Land Has Eyes–which stars Fijians. Of particular local interest to Maui, there’s The First Glide, the first feature length film on stand up paddleboarding. Directed by Mike Waltze, it features Laird Hamilton, Dave Kalama and other Maui watermen at the sport. “Filmmakers Shawn Hiatt and Mike Waltze and myself will be on hand for introductions and Q & A for our films,” says Martinez Burgmaier. “It shows that we do have a film industry here and many of our films go on to big festivals and national broadcast TV. My Keola Beamer Kiho’Alu

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TH THURSDAY, FEB. 7 M MUSUBI MAN – “Musubi Man” will appear at the K Kahului Public Library this Thursday. The Honolulu T Theatre for Youth (HTY) will present him as part of a special tour of four Neighbor Island public libraries. T “local version” of the “Gingerbread Man” follows This a magical Musubi on the adventure of a lifetime. This 4545-minute performance is suitable for ages three and up. Young children must be accompanied by a parent c or caregiver. For special arrangements, please contact lib the library in advance. Free. 12:15 pm. Kahului Public Library (90 School St., Kahului); 808-873-3097.

MARK BENNICK – The Mirage, Monte Carlo, Tropicana and Cosmopolitan are just a few of the venues where magician Mark Bennick has wowed audiences. Now he’s making his Maui stop at Ka’anapali Beach Hotel’s KUPANAHA Magic Show. He’s been referred to as a “young David Copperfield” by the Las Vegas Leisure Guide and has been practicing magic since he was a teen. The three and a half hour evening of oohs and ahhs will kick off with a welcome Mai Tai, followed by a three-course gourmet meal. Gold Circle front row seats are $89; General seating is $79 for adults; $55 for teens; children 12 years and under are $39; ages 5 and under are free when accompanied with an adult admission. 4:45pm. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128, Kupanaha.com.

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LA LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY – Appropriately themed “We ♥ Whales,” La Lahaina Second Friday pays tribute to the giant cetaceans and preludes the annual Whale Tales event at the Maui Theatre (Feb. 16-18.) The town pa party will welcome whale National Geographic photographer Flip Nicklin’s vid video presentation of “Among Giants-A Life with Whales” at Campbell Park (7 (7:30pm). You can also catch live music at Fleetwood’s, Captain Jack’s and Co Cool Cat. Stroll the many galleries and sip on some bubbly for art night. Do Don’t miss The History of Slack Key by Grammy nominated Kevin Brown (7 (7:30pm) during “Ha`ina Hou – Let the Story be Told” at the Baldwin and W Wo Hing Museums. 6pm. Lahaina (Front Street), Mauifridays.com.

FRIDAY, FEB. 8 RED GLITZ AND GLAMOUR FUNDRAISER – Fleetwoods woods on Front Street, in conjunction with We Are More Productions and Q103, present RED GLITZ AND GLAMOUR, a fundraiser for a Lahaina local and his fight against cancer. The evening will feature The Throwdowns and The Sounds of Addiction. DJ Tim Dawg and O-Dub will spin tunes along with special guests. Door prizes and a silent auction will help contribute to the evening’s cause. Dress code. 21+. $10$15. Fleetwoods on Front Street (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-280-1679, Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com.

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GUTTERMOUTH – They’re a punk rock band known for their explicit lyrics and deliberate shock value. They were banned in Canada for a period of time and exited the 2004 Warped Tour early due to controversial political statements. Sounds sufficiently punk rock to us. They will be joined by Happy Haoles, Breakaway Demon Sex and Satterday Saints. For more information and to purchase tickets call the number below or visit the website. 21+. 9pm. Hard Rock Cafe (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-2578, Underworldevents.com.

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MARDI GRAS MAUI – The Maui AIDS Foundation is excited to announce the return of Mardi Gras Maui. Dance the night away to Men in Black II and groove to the tunes of DJ Blast. There will be special appearances by Glamity and the Maui Roller Girls. Proceeds benefit the MAF program, including client care, prevention education and food assistance t for those living with HIV/AIDS. Tickets are limited. 21 $25-$2,500. 8pm-1am. The King Kame21+. h hameha Golf Club (2500 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., W Wailuku); 808-242-4900, MauiAIDS.com.

THREE’S TURNS THREE – Get dressed in your best red, white and black gear for a Three’s anniversary party. It’s their third year in business, so you can be entertained by Arise, Go Get Em and the Happy Haoles. Oh, and you can help blow out the candles with a week of $30 three-course meal specials (Feb. 5-9) preceding the birthday bash. 9pm. There’s Bar and Grill (1945 S. Kihei Rd.);866698-9588, Threesbarandgrill.com.

SATURDAY, FEB. 9 S MAUI CHINESE NEW YEAR FESTIVAL – Kung Hee Fat Choy! Welcome in the New Year at the 14th Annual Maui Chinese New Year Festival. Alaka’i Paleka will be on hand to host the festivities. Attendees can look forward to colorful keiki Chinese costume contest, the Phoenix Dance Chamber, a Chinese cooking contest and booth decorating competition. Mayor Alan Arakawa will conduct an official we welcome, followed by firecrackers and a traditional lion dance. Free. 9am-2:30pm. M Maui Mall (70 E. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Mauimall.com.

GO-GO DANCER TRY-OUTS – In the spirit of Beyonce’s electrifying Super Bowl Half-Time performance, the Next Level Dollz are taking serious inquiries in the quest to be the next Doll. Winning go-go dancers will get a contract to dance with the Dollz at great events all year. All are encouraged to dress to impress and come ready to shake it! Participants MUST register prior to attending. For a helpful list of Dos and Don’ts, check the site below. 21+. 10pm. Lulu’s (1221 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Lahaina), Nextlevel808.com.

SUNDAY, FEB. 10

JO O KOY – Crediting his mo mother for his innate acting and comedy dy genes, the op, Los AngeFilipino comedian eventually ended up in a Las Vegas coffee shop, les and eventually a gig on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Ass a regular on as filled Chelsea Lately and with a TV special on Comedy Central, Jo has clubs across the country. Come and hear for yourself why Daily 5. Variety named him as one of “10 comics to watch.” $25-$45. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Center, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org.

MONDAY, FEB. 11 GRAHAM HI HILL – The Sustainable Living Institute of Maui and Upcountry Sustaina Sustainability is welcoming Graham Hill, a two-time TED main stage speaker and recent presenter at TEDxMaui. He founded the eco-blog and vlog TreeHug TreeHugger.com. Hill also runs LifeEdited, which shows how using less stuff and spac space can lead to better health, financial status and energy. He’s written several book books, including Weekday Vegetarian and Ready, Set, Green. Free. 5:30pm-7p 5:30pm-7pm. UHMC, Kalama Room 103 (310 W Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahulu 808-984-3379, Sustainablemaui.org. Kahului);

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TUESDAY, FEB. 12 PIZZA FOR KIDS – Flatbread Company will host its monthly benefit night on Tuesday, Feb. 12 and this month it’s titled “Pizza for Kids.” A portion of the evening’s pizza sales will fund scholarships for kids participating in the EdVenture’s College for Kids program at UH Maui College. College for Kids holds multi-day sessions throughout the school year, as well as the “Saturday Fun Series” designed to prepare kids for the college experience and provide an opportunity to explore a variety of career paths. For parties of 10 or more, call ahead for reservations. 5pm-10pm. Flatbread Company (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-984-3231, flatbreadcompany.com.

MICK FLEETWOOD – Here’s a chance to see Mick Fleetwood in an intimate concert at the MACC. Talk-story with Mick as he reflects on his world travels, behind-the-scenes antics and musical influences. For the second half of the show, Mick will be joined onstage by his Mick Fleetwood Blues Band, featuring Rick Vito (guitar and vocals), Lenny Castellanos (bass and vocals) and Mark Johnstone (keyboards and vocals). $49-$149. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org.

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Deceptively Simple ‘Side Effects’ is one of Steven Soderbergh’s best films BY BARRY WURST II

Side Effects ★★★★★ Rated R / 115 Min.

ome movies sneak up on you and have ad campaigns that reveal little to nothing about their content. The deceptively simple poster and trailer for The Sixth Sense is a great example of under-selling and a rare case of the studio understanding that, when it comes to promoting a film like that, less is more. A similar approach is being made by Warner Brothers with Side Effects, the latest thriller from director Steven Soderbergh. Even with a cast that includes Jude Law and Channing Tatum, the film is getting an unheralded release and the promotional materials have been vague and mysterious. Hopefully, this will draw in curious audiences who don’t need trailers to summarize the entire plot, as most coming attractions previews tend to do. The less you know going into the theater about Side Effects, the better. All you need to know is that this is the year’s first great

thriller and not to be missed. Rooney Mara (the star of the American remake of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) plays a sweet but troubled young woman whose life has been plagued by a series of bad incidents including a miscarriage and the incarceration of her husband (played by Tatum in a small, supporting role). When her doctor (played by Law) prescribes her some new medication, the initially promising results come with some scary consequences. Here’s a movie that evokes Rosemary’s Baby in its first half, as Mara gives an unforgettable portrait of an isolated, lonely soul and her internal suffering; as in Dragon Tattoo, her decision to underplay (whereas lesser actresses would have gone over the top) demonstrates what an intelligent actress she is. This is a performance that is worthy of mention for awards consideration at year’s end. Law is superb, as is everyone else, in an impressive ensemble cast that includes Catherine Zeta-Jones (who’s terrific), Vinessa Shaw (the only actress to ever work with Stanley Kubrick and Rodney Dangerfield), Mamie Gummer, and Laila

Robins (fondly remembered as Steve Martin’s wife in Planes, Trains and Automobiles). Creepy! Soderbergh is a fascinating and wildly versatile filmmaker who easily ping pongs between making big, audience pleasing studio films and personal, challenging fare. Here, his one artsy touch is having a scene take place in French without subtitles. He also, as in his recent Contagion, shows the first and most crucially revealing scene in the story last. The surprises in store are big and shocking, as the screenplay rewards the patience of the audience after a creepy, unsettlingly quiet and slow first act. Once all is revealed and the truth is in full view, you’ll be glad you watched carefully. You won’t get any spoilers from me, though it’s difficult to discuss the film’s shortcomings, as they involve the narrative secrets. Without giving anything away, the full reveal of Zeta-Jones’ character involves a detail that feels

awfully familiar to movies made in the 1990s (you’ll see what I mean), and it felt like the biggest misstep here. Aside from his upcoming HBO movie about Liberace, Soderbergh claims this is his last movie. I seriously doubt it, as he’s too young and too bold a cinematic experimenter to turn his back on filmmaking for good. This is the man who gave us Sex, Lies and Videotape, the five-hour CHE, Out of Sight, the Danny Ocean trilogy, Traffic, a slew of small but brilliant art movies AND Magic Mike! His work has been so consistently good, richly creative and well received, it would make little sense for him to end his winning streak now... but if I’m wrong, he went out with one of his best films. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1634f

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Showtimes

WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT BY JENNA SCHAMBER 3:00, 5:10, 7:35, 9:45. SUN-WED 10:40, 12:50, 3:00, 5:10, 7:35. The Hobbit-PG13-THU 3:35, 7:00. FRI-WED 10:30.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-2492222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

Stand Up Guys opens this week KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: Every day until 4pm)

Django Unchained-R-THU 12:20, 3:40, 7:00. FRI-SAT 12:20, 3:40, 7:00, 10:25. SUN-WED 12:20, 3:40, 7:00. Les Miserables-PG13-THU 12:30, 3:45, 7:20. FRI-SAT 2:00, 5:30, 9:15. SUN-WED 2:00, 5:30. Mama-R-THU 10:45, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45. FRI-SAT 10:45, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10:00. SUN-WED 10:45, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45. Movie 43-R-THU 11:40, 2:15, 4:50, 7:25. Parental Guidance-PG-THU 11:10, 1:25. Side Effects-R-FRI-SAT 11:40, 2:15, 4:50, 7:25, 10:15. SUN-WED 11:40, 2:15, 4:50, 7:25. Sisterakas-PG13-THU 11:50, 2:15, 4:40, 7:05. FRI-SAT 11:50, 2:15, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30. SUNWED 11:50, 2:15, 4:40, 7:05. Stand Up Guys-R-FRI-SAT 10:40, 12:50,

A Haunted House-R-THU (4:35), 9:40. Broken City-R-THU (1:45, 4:15), 7:00, 9:25. FRI (1:50, 4:15), 7:00, 9:25. SAT-SUN (1:50), 4:15, 7:00, 9:25. MON-WED (1:50, 4:15), 7:00, 9:25. Bullet to the Head-R-THU (2:15, 4:45), 7:25, 9:45. FRI (11:55, 2:15, 4:45), 7:25, 9:45. SAT-SUN (11:55, 2:15), 4:45, 7:25, 9:45. MON-WED (2:15, 4:45), 7:25, 9:45. Gangster Squad-R-THU (1:50), 7:10. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters-PG13THU (4:20), 9:05. FRI-WED (1:55). Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D-PG13THU (1:55, 2:25, 4:50), 6:45, 7:15, 9:35. FRI (11:40, 4:20), 6:45, 9:05. SAT-SUN (11:40), 4:20, 6:45, 9:05. MON-WED (4:20), 6:45, 9:05. Identity Thief-R-THU 10:00. FRI (11:30, 1:30, 2:00, 4:00, 4:40), 6:30, 7:15, 9:10, 9:55. SATSUN (11:30, 1:30, 2:00), 4:00, 4:40, 6:30, 7:15, 9:10, 9:55. MON-WED (1:30, 2:00, 4:00, 4:40), 6:30, 7:15, 9:10, 9:55. Life of Pi-PG-THU-WED (2:45). Life of Pi 3D-PG-THU (5:45), 8:45. FRI (11:50, 5:45), 8:45. SAT-SUN (11:50), 5:45, 8:45. MON-WED (5:45), 8:45.

Parker-R-THU (2:10, 5:05), 8:15. FRI (11:35, 2:10, 5:05), 8:15. SAT-SUN (11:35, 2:10), 5:05, 8:15. MON-WED (2:10, 5:05), 8:15. Silver Linings Playbook-R-THU (1:40, 4:25), 7:05, 9:50. FRI (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 9:50. SATSUN (1:45), 4:25, 7:05, 9:50. MON-WED (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 9:50. The Impossible-PG13-THU (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. FRI (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:35), 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. MON-WED (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. The Last Stand-R-THU (2:30, 4:55), 7:30. FRI (12:00, 2:30, 4:55), 7:30, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:30), 4:55, 7:30, 10:00. MON-WED (2:30, 4:55), 7:30, 10:00. Warm Bodies-PG13-THU (2:05, 4:30), 6:55, 9:20. FRI (11:45, 2:05, 4:30), 6:55, 9:20. SATSUN (11:45, 2:05), 4:30, 6:55, 9:20. MONWED (2:05, 4:30), 6:55, 9:20. Zero Dark Thirty-R-THU (1:30, 5:00), 8:30. FRI (1:40, 5:00), 8:30. SAT-SUN (1:40), 5:00, 8:30. MON-WED (1:40, 5:00), 8:30.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Bullet to the Head-R-THU (1:45, 4:15), 7:00, 9:30. FRI (1:45, 4:15), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:15, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (1:45, 4:15), 7:00, 9:30. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters-PG13THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:05, 9:35. FRI (2:00, 4:30), 7:05, 9:35. SAT-SUN (2:00), 4:30, 7:05, 9:35. MON-WED (2:00, 4:30), 7:05, 9:35. Warm Bodies-PG13-THU (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:15. FRI (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:00, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:15.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center is a 501(c)3 nonprofit organization made possible by the generosity of people who love Maui.

VOTED BEST HAPPY HOUR ON MAUI!

NEW THIS WEEK

on the Brothers Grimm fairy tale finds the famous siblings as brutal bounty hunters who take down witches for fun and profit. 88 min.

IDENTITY THIEF - R - Comedy - A businessman searches the country for a woman who stole his identity. 111 min.

THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY - PG-13 - Fantasy - Some Hobbit teams up with a few dwarves to reclaim some treasure from a dragon. 169 min.

SIDE EFFECTS - R - Thriller - Rooney Mara stars in this creepy Steven Soderbergh film about a suffering woman trying to have a baby. See this week’s film critique. 115 min. STAND UP GUYS - R - Comedy - Alan Arkin, Al Pacino and Christopher Walken star in this film about aging con-men who get together for a final job. 94 min.

NOW PLAYING BROKEN CITY - R - Crime/Drama - An ex-cop takes revenge on a crooked mayor who betrays him. Starring Mark Wahlberg and Russell Crowe. 109 min. BULLET TO THE HEAD - R - Crime/Thriller - Sylvester Stallone stars in this story of a hit man and detective who team up to find someone. 91 min. DJANGO UNCHAINED - R - Action, Drama - Quentin Tarantino gives us Jamie Foxx as a slave-turned-bounty hunter trying to rescue his wife from a Mississippi plantation owner. 141 min. HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS R - Fantasy/Horror - This slightly reworked take

Comedy - Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper star in this look at what happens when a former teacher moves back in with his parents after a stint in a mental institution. 122 min. SISTERAKAS - NR - Comedy - This Filipino film is about two half-siblings who grew up in remarkably different environments. 110 min.

THE IMPOSSIBLE - PG-13 - Drama Story of a family caught in the 2004 Asian tsunami. 107 min.

WARM BODIES - PG-13 - Comedy - Zombie falls in love with zombie-hunter in this quirky take on a very tired genre. 97 min.

THE LAST STAND - R - Action/Foolishness - A Mexican drug cartel leader heads for the border, where former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Johnny Knoxville are standing in his way. 107 min.

ZERO DARK THIRTY - R - Action/Drama The story of the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden. 120 min.

LES MISERABLES - PG-13 - Drama/Musical - Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe star in this epic musical taking place in the French Revolution. 158 min. LIFE OF PI - PG - Adventure - A young man survives a shipwreck only to find himself trapped in a lifeboat with a Bengal tiger. 127 min. MAMA - PG-13 - Horror - A couple raises young nieces who were left alone in the forest for five years. Which is great and all, except maybe they weren’t alone at all... 100 min. PARKER - R - Crime/Thriller - Jason Statham stars as–surprise!–a badass thief who seeks revenge on his double-crossing former crew. 118 min. SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK - R - Drama/

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SATURDAY LIVE SALSA MUSIC W/

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LAST CHANCE GANGSTER SQUAD - R - Crime/Drama Sean Penn and Ryan Gosling star in this look at how the LAPD fought East Coast organized crime in the 1940s and ‘50s. Think LA Confidential, but based on a true story. 113 min. A HAUNTED HOUSE - R - Comedy - When a guy and girl move into a haunted house, hilarity ensues. 95 min. MOVIE 43 - R - Comedy - A bunch of short films tell the story of kids trying to find the most banned film online. 90 min. PARENTAL GUIDANCE - PG - Comedy Billy Crystal and Bette Midler look after the grand kids after their parents take off on a work trip. 105 min.

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LIVE LATIN BAND

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TUESDAY TACO TUESDAYS: 4-10PM $2.50

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MIKE IN THE VIDEO MIX 9:30PM • $10 COVER

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SUNDAY

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MONDAY

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WITH ERIC DOTTERER & FRIENDS

SPECIALS ON TACOS & MEXICAN BEER

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6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

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EVAN DOVE & FRIENDS

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

BIG SHOWS

GIORDANO DANCE CHICAGO - Thu, Feb 7. A dynamic, high-energy performance from the original jazz dance company, Giordano Dance Chicago. $12, $32, $45. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org LANAI FILM FESTIVAL - Fri, Feb 8 through Sun, Feb 10. See page 15 for feature story and full schedule of events. Free admission. The Lodge at Koele, (Lanai); lanaifilmfestival.com SUPPER CLUB WITH HAPA - Fri, Feb 8 & Sat, Feb 9. A 4-course dinner and show for $60 or $30 show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-8743779; stellablues.com MARGARET CHO - Fri, Feb 8. Comedienne Margaret Cho returns to Maui on the 2013 leg of her “Mother” tour. Her comedy blends hilarious glimpses of her Korean-American family life with ironic and infinitely funny commentary on political and social issues. $27, $37, $47. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org MANZAREK-ROGERS BAND - Fri, Feb 8. Legendary Doors keyboardist Ray Manzarek and Slide Blues Guitar Wiz Roy Rogers as The Manzarek-Rogers Band. $35, $55. 8pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; lazarbearproductions.com GUTTERMOUTH - Fri, Feb 8. See This Week’s Picks. For more info and to purchase tickets call the number below or visit the website. 21+. 9pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; underworldevents.com RED GLITZ AND GLAMOUR FUNDRAISER - Fri, Feb 8. See This Week’s Picks. 21+. $10-15. 10pm Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-669-6425; fleetwoodsonfrontst.com MARDI GRAS MAUI - Sat, Feb 9. See This Week’s Picks. 21+. $25-$2,500. 8pm-1am King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-2544; mauiaids.com SYNRGY - Sat, Feb 9. Singing Bird family presents Synrgy, Reggae Massive from Oregon and Monk. Sponsored by Primo. $10 cover. 10pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com INSIDE THE FOREST: W.S. MERWIN, ULALIA WOODSIDE & GENE ARGEL - Sun, Feb 10. W.S. Merwin, Poet Laureate and Pulitzer prize winner, will read his own work about the evolution of the forest and sustainable ideas. Ulalia Woodside, kumu hula and land planner/ manager will chant Kau Kali‘a: A Memory Appears. And Maui pianist and composer Gene Argel will premiere a composition created for the forest as inspiration and teacher. $20. 3pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org JO KOY COMEDY - Sun, Feb 10. See This Week’s Picks. $25, $35, $45. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org MICK FLEETWOOD - Wed, Feb 13. See This Week’s Picks. $49-$149. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

STAGE

MAN OF LA MANCHA – Every Fri, Sat & Sun through Feb 24. Ride with knight errant Don Quixote on his gallant quest for honor and glory

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in Maui Academy of Performing Arts’ production of Man of La Mancha. Directed by David C. Johnston with musical direction by Marti Kluth. Dale Button plays the title role. Fri and Sat 7:30pm & Sun 2pm. $25 adults, $22 seniors & $18 students. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center (275 W Ka’ahumanu Ave.); 808-244-8760, mauiacademy.org

FOODIE

MOANA FAT TUESDAY - Tue, Feb 12. New Orleans food and drink specials to indulge in before the long month of Lent. No cover. 5-9pm Moana Bakery & Cafe, (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999 PIZZA FOR KIDS - Tue, Feb 12. See This Week’s Picks. 5-10pm Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; flatbreadcompany.com MARDI GRAS AT BRIGIT & BERNARD’S Tue, Feb 12, Fri, Feb 15 & Sat, Feb 16. Live music from High Seas Dixieland Band and an all-you-can-eat Southern Cuisine buffet. $38. Call for reservations. 6-9pm Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe, (335 Ho’ohana St., Kahului); 808-877-6000; mauihawaii.org/restaurants/brigit-bernards A LITTLE ITALY DINNER - Fri, Feb 8 and Sat, Feb 9. Vineyard Food Co.’s dinner series continues with an Italian-themed four-course meal benefitting the American Red Cross. $32. 5:30pm. Vineyard Food Co. (1951 E. Vineyard, Wailuku); 808-243-3663; chefg@maui.net; vineyardfoodco.com

VALENTINE’S DAY

HULA GRILL’S APHRODISIAC-INSPIRED MENU - Thu, Feb 14. A romantic, aphrodisiacinspired Valentine’s Day three-course dinner for two with sunset views of neighbor islands and the sounds of live island music. $62.85 for the Seafood Paella option and $64.85 for the Tenderloin. 5-9:30pm Hula Grill, (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808667-6636; hulagrillkaanapali.com

naha’s Magic Dinner Show on Valentine’s Day. The 3 1/2 hour evening includes a welcome Mai Tai, followed by a 3-course gourmet meal and tableside close-up magic. Show starts at 4:45pm. $39-$89. Kupanaha Stage, Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808667-0128; kupanaha.com WILL’S HEARTS IN HAIKU VALENTINE’S DAY SOIREE 2013 - A soiree to help the Will Smith Foundation raise funds to provide positive life experiences for the keiki on Maui. Event includes Valentine’s Day inspired food, a silent auction and live music from Henry Kapono and Ekolu Kalama. Tickets can be purchased at Mala Ocean Tavern, Anthony’s Coffee and on Eventbrite. $100-125 (plus applicable fees). 5:30-10pm Haiku Mill, (250 Haiku Rd.); 808238-8613; jenny@thewillsmithfoundation.com VALENTINE’S DAY DINNERS AT THE PLANTATION HOUSE - Thu, Feb 14 through Sun, Feb 17. Executive Chef Jojo Vasquez presents Valentine’s Day dinners which include Ahi sashimi, poached shrimp, crispy pacific oysters, beef tenderloin with sauce hibachi, lobster tail with tarragon-dijon cream, and for lovers of the sea, choose the Fruits de Mer with Manila clams, shrimp, and local fish. The Plantation House Restaurant, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; theplantationhouse.com KIT KAT CLUB VALENTINE’S CABARET PERFORMANCE - Call for price and details. Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-669-6425; fleetwoodsonfrontst.com KISS KISS: A VALENTINES BURLESQUE EXTRAVAGANZA - Fri, Feb 15. A steamy, love-themed evening of live burlesque entertainment from Kit Kat Club Cabaret, The Ultraviolets Burlesque and special guests from Honolulu, The Cherry Blossom Cabaret. 18 & older. Doors at 7pm. Dress to impress and arrive early for the best seats.$20-40. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-2426969; kisskissburlesque.eventbrite.com

BUZZ’S WHARF 4-COURSE DINNER - Thu, Feb 14. A special 4-course dinner menu featuring an entree choice of either a Grilled Petite Filet or Herb Grilled Lobster. Enjoy live music by Ron Kuala’au & Ryan Robinson. $70 for one or $120 for two (plus tax and gratuity). 5-9pm Buzz’s Wharf, (390 Maalaea Boat Harbor Rd.); 808-244-5426; buzzswharf.com

ISLAND GIRL PIN UPS GO RED GARDEN PARTY - Sat, Feb 16. Help support Island Girl Pin Ups at the Go Red Garden Party on behalf of The American Heart Association - Healthy Hearts Healthy Art! Find more info at website. $55 donation. 11am-3pm The Sugarman Estate Makena (No parking at estate please. Parking and pick up is at Mulligan’s On The Blue), 323-350-7420; goredticket.eventbrite.com

DINNER AT TIKI TERRACE - Thu, Feb 14. Enjoy open-air dining in a relaxed atmosphere, a hula show, and romantic music for dancing under the stars. Executive Chef Tom Muromoto’s special Valentine’s Day menu presents his Taste of Lahaina award-winning dishes. $49.95 per person and includes a glass of champagne or house wine. 5pm Tiki Terrace Restaurant, (2525 Kaanapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011

BURLESQUE WORKSHOP - Sat, Feb 16. Learn the art of the tease by Lola Love from Honolulu. This workshop will focus on elements of Classic Burlesque Striptease: History of Burlesque, Poise and Grace, Glove Peels, Boa Play and Self Confidence. $45 (pre-registration required). 12-2pm The Pole Room, (142 Kupuohi St., F2, Lahaina); 808-283-2606

GANNON’S APHRODISIAC TASTING MENU - Thu, Feb 14. A 5-course Valentine’s Day tasting menu that uses 30 of the most popular known aphrodisiacs. Their new a la carte dinner menu will also be available. $75/person (plus tax & gratuity). 5:30-9pm Gannon’s A Pacific View Restaurant, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808875-8080; gannonsrestaurant.com VALENTINE’S DAY SUPPER CLUB WITH HAPA - Thu, Feb 14. A 4-course dinner and show. $60 dinner & show, $30 show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com MAGIC DINNER SHOW - Thu, Feb 14. Enjoy Vegas magic from Mark Bennick at the Kupa-

EVENTS THURSDAY, FEB 7 MUSUBI MAN - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 12pm Kahului Public Library, (90 School St., Kahului); 808-873-3097; librarieshawaii.org BLOOD DONOR DRIVE - Today through Sunday, Tripler Army Medical Center presents a Blood Donor Drive at the Maui Army Recruiting Station at QKC. Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

FRIDAY, FEB 8 ARTIS GILMORE SHOW - Indie rock band Artis Gilmore will take the spotlight at Wailuku

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Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

Digiluxe with DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

Get Your Sexy On with DJ La Rage 10pm; no cover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Coffee Co. for their first Maui show since moving here from Louisville, KY in September to record a new album. Wanna learn more about the band? Go to their website or Facebook: Artis Gilmore. Free. 4-7pm Wailuku Coffee Co., (28 N. Market St., Wailuku); artisgilmore.bandcamp.com PAUL BREWBAKER: SMALL BUSINESS AND MAUI’S ECONOMIC OUTLOOK - Attendees will learn how Paul Brewbaker’s economic outlook may impact or promote their business and marketing strategies. $15 (online RSVP and payment required). 4:30pm-6:30am Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8408402; meetup.com/mauibusinessbrainstormers “BEING YOU, CHANGING THE WORLD THE BEGINNING” CLASS - Dr. Dain Heer will give you some tangible, practical and dynamic tools that can start changing the things in your life that aren’t working for you. $150. 7-10pm Westin Maui Resort and Spa, (2365 Ka’anapali Parkway); accessconsciousness. com / beingyouclass.com FINS & FLIPPERS TOUR - Today and Tuesday. Take a closer look at sharks and sea turtles on this exclusive behind-the-scenes encounter. Tours are guided by a knowledgeable Ocean Naturalist and include the chance to observe supervised feeds at Hammerhead Harbor and Turtle Lagoon. $10 plus admission per guest. Call for reservations. 11:30am Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7088; mauioceancenter.com MORT LUBY ART SHOW - Maui Hands presents oil and watercolor artist Mort Luby. Meet this engaging and collectable artist who will wield his brush every Friday in February. Free. 4:30-7:30pm Maui Hands, Lahaina, (612 Front St., Ste. D); 808-667-9898; mauihands.com LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY - “WE LOVE WHALES” - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6pm Lahaina Town, (Front Street); mauifridays.com

SATURDAY, FEB 9 FREE TALK BY GREG KAUFMAN - Greg

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Volcanic with DJ Playwfire Ono, 10pm

MON - DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm / TUE - Mardi Gras Celebration w/ DJ TRVR, 10pm / WED - Walkabout Event, 8pm, DJ J-Zen, 10pm

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Carroll, 7pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7pm / WED - Justin Phillips, 7pm

Kaboom!! Bob Marley’s B-Day Celebration w/ DJ Irie Dole, 9:30pm; $5 cover

DJ Blast Scream and Shout 10pm; $5 cover

Synrgy w/ Reggae Massive from Oregon & Monk, 10pm; $10 cover

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

Wavetrain with Mark Johnstone & Friends 9pm; $5

Maui Gras 2013 w/ DJ Kamikaze & DJ Big Mike 9:30pm; $10

The Satterday Saints 9:30pm, no cover

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7pm-10pm / TUE Eric Dotterer & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm / WED Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm (no cover)

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Synrgy with Rootz n Creation, 9pm; no cover

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jordan, 6pm / Dance Party, 10pm; no cover

Scott Baird & Nara Boone 6-9pm; no cover

Celebration of Love and Life Party, 10pm; $10-15

Live DJ 9pm-12am; no cover

Dr. Nat & Friends 6-9pm; no cover

MON - Scot & Alan / TUE - Mardi Gras Bash WED - Gene Argel & Shiro Mori (all 6-9pm)

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Rootz N Creation 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - Music Videos w/ DJ Daizy, 9pm WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Gina Martinelli Band 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega 10pm / TUE - Mardi Gras Mayhem w/ DJ Illz 9pm / WED - Jukebox 10pm MON - Ryan Robinson, 10pm / TUE - Dance Party, 10pm / WED - Live Music, 10pm (all sets no cover)

Guttermouth 9pm; $20 advance

Kaufman, PWF’s Founder and Executive Director will present a thrilling visual media presentation about their research in Hawaii, Australia and Ecuador and his fight to save humpback whales through his role on the Scientific Committee at the International Whaling Commission. The event will take place in Wailea with no-host cocktails at 6pm, followed by the free presentation at 6:30 p.m. For information on location or to make a reservation, call 808-249-8811 ext. 1. 14TH ANNUAL MAUI CHINESE NEW YEAR FESTIVAL -See This Week’s Picks. Free. 9am2:30pm Maui Mall, (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com SOCIAL MEDIA BOOT CAMP - This workshop offers a high level view of the entire social media landscape and provides all the tools necessary to craft a strategy that works for you and your business. RSVP on website. Laptops welcome, but not required as part of the workshop. Bring them if you like using them to take notes. $65 Lunch is included. Seating is limited to 30. 10am-4pm Malcolm Center, (1305 Holopono St., Suite 5, Kihei); facebook.com/hightechmaui DIANA LEONE ART SHOW - Maui Hands Gallery presents Diana Leone, multi-talented artist and founder of the renowned shop, The Quilting Bee. She has taught quilting around the world for 30 years and is also an incredible painter, creating loose impressionistic florals and landscapes. Free. 11am-2pm Maui Hands, Kaanapali, (200 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-7997; mauihands.com MAUI OPEN STUDIOS EVENT 2013 - Selfguided tours of artist studios and exhibition spaces are as follows: Weekend 1: North and Upcountry - Sat and Sun, Feb 9 and 10. Weekend 2: Central, Road to Hana and Hana - Sat and Sun, Feb 16 and 17. Weekend 3: North and Upcountry - Sat and Sun, Feb 23 and 24. Visit website for interactive Google maps and artist directories to help design your tours. Twitter: @MauiOS / Facebook: MauiOpenStudios. Free. 11am-6pm; mauiopenstudios.com; mauiopenstudios@gmail.com

MAKAI GLASS OPEN STUDIOS - Join Makai Glass Creations as they open their studio doors to the public and show off their new gallery. Stop in to celebrate their first Makai Open Studios and watch as they make amazing pieces out of hot molten glass all weekend long. Free. 12-6pm Makai Glass Creations Studio and Gallery, (895 Haliimaile Rd., Makawao); 808-269-8255; facebook.com/ events/592454634103978

SUNDAY, FEB 10 VIP WHALEWATCH WITH GREG KAUFMAN - A very special opportunity to go whalewatching with one of the world’s authorities on humpback whales, Pacific Whale Foundation’s Founder and Executive Director, Greg Kaufman. 1pm Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhalestore.org GLOBAL TECHNOLOGY HIGH SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE - Today 3-5pm and Wed, Feb 13 5-7pm. The first Montessori high school in the State of Hawaii, invites the public to tour their new school site and view student work, and meet the students, families, faculty & staff. This is a great opportunity for families who are thinking about high school as well as anyone interested in learning more about how Montessori principles are applied in a high school setting. Free. Main Street Promenade, (2050 Main St., Unit #1C, Wailuku); 2804906; globaltechmaui.org WHALE PHOTO SAFARI CRUISE - Join professional wildlife photographer David Fleetham on a cruise, featuring hands-on training on capturing whale images with state-of-the-art digital cameras. $99.95 plus taxes/fees. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Lahaina Ocean Store, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacficwhalefoundation.org

MONDAY, FEB 11 GRAHAM HILL TALK - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 5:30-7pm Kalama Room 103, UH

Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3379; maui.hawaii.edu

TUESDAY, FEB 12 PUBLIC MEETING OF MAUI NATIVE HAWAIIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE - Professor Puakea Nogelmeier, acclaimed songwriter, Kumu Hula, Professor of Language at UH Manoa and the “voice of Hawaii” in many documentary films, will update members on ‘Ike Ku’oko’a, a project to convert 116 years of Hawaiian Language newspapers into digital searchable online files. Cocktails and networking at 5:30pm, followed by dinner and presentation. RSVP by Feb 9th to Kai Pelayo via email or phone. Dinner $20. 5:30-8pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-874- 2426; kai.pelayo@grandwailea.com ULTIMATE WHALEWATCH - Learn firsthand what it is like to be a whale researcher on a personally guided group tour. This is a special opportunity to interact with Pacific Whale Foundation’s researchers and marine biologists. For info and reservations, please call. 7:3011:30am Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-280-3163; pacificwhalestore.org JOEL HEINZ ART SHOW - Maui Hands Gallery presents paintings on tapa cloth by Joel Heinz. Meet Joel and enjoy watching his painting techniques Tuesdays in February. Free. 11am-3pm Maui Hands, Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com

WEDNESDAY, FEB 13 MAUI CHAMBER OF COMMERCE BUSINESS AFTER HOURS EVENT - A great way to meet informally with Maui’s business community, strengthen our partnership with them and share the Cameron Center story of their 4 decades of service to the community. $15 for Chamber members and $25 for non-member guests. Register before Feb. 8 will receive a $5 discount. Cameron Center, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-0081; jwcameroncenter.org

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WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY

THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA’S THE AWARDS “BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI”

CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT FAST FORWARD WITH DJ KURT MUSIC STARTS @ 10PM + $5 BEFORE 11PM - $10 AFTER

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Karaoke

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

Live Music 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

WED - Karaoke

WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

John Grover 7pm; no cover

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm; no cover)

1810 6:30-8:30; no cover

Danyel Alana & Co. 9-11pm; no cover

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (both sets no cover)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - Ladies Night, 10pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Free Karaoke

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

Free Pool

Danny Escotado 8pm; no cover

Blues Jam hosted by Maui Blues Co., 7:30-10pm

Meaghan Owens 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON-WED - Free Pool

Free Pool

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series with a Chinese New Year Celebration, featuring martial arts mastery and the traditional “feeding of the lions” with Au’s Shaolin Arts Society in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com / @ShopsAtWailea on Twitter SCOTT MEAD ART SHOW - Maui Hands Gallery features the fine art photography of Scott Mead Wednesdays in February. Free. 11am-4pm Maui Hands, Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com WRITING CLASSES - Learn writing tools and techniques from author, teacher and coach, Jasmyne Boswell. She is offering classes for beginner, intermediate or advanced. Call for details. Six-week session $195+ G.E.T. 808268-5807; jasmyneconsulting.com; jasmyne@ jasmyneconsulting.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Emily Joyce 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

Howard Ahia 6-9pm; no cover

Allure - DJ LX, DJC & Jay.P 10pm; $10

MON - S.I.N. w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; no cover WED - Krazy Karaoke, 10:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ bagpiper Allison Jackson 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Joyce & Gord, 6:30pm / TUE Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks, 7-8pm WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 dinner & show

Live Salsa Music w/ Neito & Barbara, 7:30-10pm

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900. FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St.); 808-661-0937. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, Jordan T. 6-9pm; Sat, King Paris 6-9pm; Sun, Dr. Nat & Friends 6-9pm; Mon, Scott & Alan 6-9pm; Wed, Gene Argel & Shiro Mori 6-9pm; Thu, Scott Baird & Nara Boone 6-9pm. (744 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-669-6425. HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon & Ron 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Damon/Ron/Keali’i 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636. JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad

& Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787. KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St.); 808-661-0700. LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655. LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495. LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

Rotten 6-9pm; Sat, Kory Kukahiku 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 8-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881. RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889. RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Ka’i Ala D., Lahaina); 808-667-3200. PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3200. PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Victoria Holman 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Scotty

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You were doing so well. You thought you were going to make it this week. But right near the end, you slipped up. You fell off the wagon. Luckily, you didn’t break anything; and hardly anyone noticed before you were able to run and catch up and climb back on. But you noticed; and the fallout’s going to haunt you for absolutely ages. Except—you lucky fool—it hasn’t happened yet. Assuming I got to you early enough, let my prediction encourage you to hang on to the sides of whatever wagon it is you’re on this week. You’ll get to wherever you’re headed a lot quicker if you do. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) If I were you, I’d bet on Always Finishes Last (despite his 500 to 1 odds), rather than wasting money on the first place favorite. You’re not any more (or less) likely to win, choosing the longshot, but at the moment, your psychic health depends on banking on the exception to the rule. Put your cash on the horse that’s one lost race away from the glue factory. Whether or not such farfetched faith pays out for you in the end is almost irrelevant; the act of investing money, time, or energy in the least likely but most deserving choice will reap rich spiritual rewards, guaranteed to pay out much more than you put in. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) This week, don your dreams. Think back to childhood, when wearing superhero underwear made you feel exactly that mighty. Your fantasy selves haven’t changed much; they still happily pursue careers as cowboys, rock stars, and astronauts. Exercise your secret self this week. Make a pair of spurs into cufflinks, wear rock star sunglasses, or just keep a bit of freeze-dried ice cream in your desk, to remind you to invoke, frequently, the bravado and strength of your invented identity. After taming the Wild West, singing aloud before legions of screaming teenagers, and conquering Mars, whatever “real life” throws at you will be a snap. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) 10% of Valentine’s Day merchandise is purchased by people for themselves. That they were so hoodwinked by corporate holidaymakers and sadly embarrassed about their singlehood to buy stuff to save face is tragic. Still, despite their pathetic motivation, the thought isn’t so bad. This week, send yourself the love letter you richly deserve—but do yourself a favor and make it something more meaningful and real than a cheesy heart-shaped card, and do it not to impress others (it can be our little secret, in fact) but simply to deliver the goods you really shouldn’t have to wait any longer for.

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Authentic $45

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Call Neng

North Kihei 8:30AM-7:00PM

808-269-7342 Kahului • $45hr

808-269-3932

FULL 90 MINUTE

MASSAGE

$45

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264-1576

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298.8869

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40 N. Market St. • Wailuku, HI 808.242.8788

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Experience the strengthening and healing benefits of Bikram Mat & towels avail. at the studio. 2hr Validated Parking

(#RD 3881)

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3135 Lower Kula Road • Behind Kula Hardware

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269.4437

55 N. Church St., Wailuku (behind McDonald’s)

MEDICAL USE of MARIJUANA CERTIFICATES & RE-CERTIFICATION The Ofﬁce of

MATTHEW BRITTAIN, LCSW Coordinating M.D. Services for the Medical use of Marijuana

MEDICAL MARIJUANA INITIAL CERTIFICATION $200 RENEWALS $150 • ALL FEES INCLUDED

QUALIFYING MEDICAL CONDITIONS INCLUDE: (but are not limited to)

Cancer, HIV/AIDS, Severe Pain, Severe Nausea, Glaucoma, Seizures, Severe Muscle Spasms, Asthma, Severe Cramping

New and Renewals $100 Plus the $25 money order for the State fee Please call Matthew at our Main Ofﬁce in Hilo at

(808)934-7566 We are not a dispensary. Offering monthly clinics on Maui. We are not State of Hawaii employees or contractors.

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