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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: What’s your favorite food/drink combo at the moment?

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5 NEWS & VIEWS Coconut Wireless talks budgets and tsunami aid. Towers fall and old birds survive in By the Numbers. Open Letters goes nuts. Spin Cycle says Reagan is overrated. Urinating professors ďŹ ll up News of the Weird. Quizunderstood asks about doctor/patient relations. Eh Brah! radiates scorn. Snap Shot captures a wee bagpiper.

Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com @jacobshafer on Twitter Ice cream and Cabernet Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Blood and guts Proofreader: Dina Wilson Anything and beer Interns: Henry Arroyo, Britney Kidd, Jane Solie, Anna Such Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Jory John, Ben Lowenthal, Avery Monsen, Ted Rall, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com

10 FEATURE STORY From eggs and mimosas to burgers and milkshakes to shrimp and mai tais, we proďŹ le the best eat and drink combos on island. It’s the Food Issue—dig in.

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Art Director: Chris Skiles chris@mauitime.com / lucky11studios.com Taco Bell burritos and Mountain Dew

Anu Yagi ďŹ nds out where to buy books and an MC is unfairly relegated to the used bin in Album of the Week.

Graphic Designers: Shane Fontanilla, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Decaf lattes and peyote

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General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Rumplemintz and beer (screw the food)

Barry Wurst II says The Lincoln Lawyer is arrestingly good.

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Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com Tequila and lime

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Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown

Islandwide foodie events, animalthemed musical acts and a hearthealthy shindig in Kahului.

Web Design: Linear Publishing Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter Tacos and Coke

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Coconut Wireless Budgetary Considerations “This is not a budget of fluff and extravagance but one of necessity,” Mayor Arakawa announced as he presented his plan for the 2012 fiscal year to the County Council last week. Arakawa said he got the draft budget to the Council a week early in an effort to “help them in their decision-making process.” The budget projects $632 million in total County funds, with $475.3 million going to operations and another $156.7 to

the previous year’s budget reduced the County’s operating expenditures by postponing purchases, delaying the filling of vacancies, instituting worker furloughs and restricting expenditures,” Arakawa wrote in his official budget message. “Unfortunately, the effects of these efforts have had a substantial negative impact on the County. The [2012 budget] aims to restore some of the most significantly affected areas and eliminate the furloughs.” A copy of the draft budget is available on the County Web site, mauicounty.gov.

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written so broadly they include every form of media in the state,” wrote the Hawaii Publishers Association (HPA) in testimony provided to the Senate tourism committee. Further, HPA argues, “there isn’t a definitive way to determine how the trespasser obtained the information. It could have been from any variety of sources, including word-of-mouth.” Even if the bill does pass, (it was scheduled for a hearing this week) ACLU Hawaii says it’s “unlikely [to] survive a constitutional challenge.”

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The Hawaii Tourism Authority and major landowners support the bill, but free speech advocates say it’s a blatant violation of the First Amendment. capital improvements. Reflecting the Mayor’s stated priorities, the largest chunk of money—$43.9 million—is allocated for water sourcing, development and transmission. That’s nearly double the amount in the 2011 budget. Another $22.7 million is set aside for wastewater projects, including new sewer lines, reclamation facilities and pump stations. Other significant investments include $19.9 million for road work, $16.2 million to replace the countywide public safety radio system and $3.9 million for park maintenance and upgrades. As required by the County Charter, the budget places one percent of real property tax revenue ($2.15 million) into the open space and cultural preservation fund and two percent ($4.3 million) into the affordable housing fund. “In adjusting to the declining economy,

Misguided? Accessing some of Hawaii’s best spots means trespassing on private property. But when people, particularly visitors, get hurt in the process, who’s responsible? That question is being asked on Oahu, where lawmakers are considering a bill that would hold the writers and publishers of guidebooks and visitor Web sites that tell readers how to access off-limits sites liable for injuries or deaths that occur. The Hawaii Tourism Authority, the state Department of Land and Natural Resources and various major landowners support the bill. But media and free speech advocates say it’s a blatant violation of the First Amendment. “The definitions for visitor-guide publications and visitor-guide Web sites are

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As the tragedy in Japan continues to unfold, many in Hawaii are asking how they can help. One possible answer: the Aloha Initiative, an effort aimed at offering housing and other support to displaced Japanese citizens. “Right now, our primary goal is to build a community of families that are willing to host someone for a week, for a month or even for a year,” said Keith Powers, one of the initiative’s founders. “We also have people signing up to help in other ways like offering to host dinners and to provide clothing.” Powers added that he hopes to involve members of the business community. Mayor Arakawa, whose managing director, Keith Regan, is also involved in the project, threw his support behind it this week. “Our goal is to provide survivors with an opportunity to get away and recharge themselves both physically and mentally,” said Arakawa. “Even if many choose not to come to Maui for respite, they will receive word through this program that our islands care and embody the true spirit of Aloha.” For more information, visit alohainitiative.com. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1440c

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NEWS OF THE WEIRD P(EE)hD Tihomir Petrov, 43, a mathematics professor at California State University Northridge, was charged in January with misdemeanors for allegedly urinating twice on the office door of a colleague with whom he had been feuding. (Petrov was identified by a hidden camera installed after the original puddles turned up.) Petrov is the author of several scholarly papers, with titles such as “Rationality of Moduli of Elliptic Fibrations With Fixed Monodromy.”

SERIOUS DRUG PROBLEM Gangs in Durban, South Africa, have recently begun stealing expensive anti-retroviral (ARV) drugs destined for AIDS patients and using them in the country’s most popular street drug, “whoonga,” a highly addictive, smoked cocktail of detergent, rat poison, marijuana and the ARVs. The crisis was reported by KwaZuluNatal province drug-abuse organizations and Durban police, who stood by their claims despite attempts by South African president Jacob Zuma to assure international suppliers of ARVs that more were needed and that none were being diverted for whoonga.

TAX OVERSIGHT Somehow, prison inmates finagled $39 million in undeserved federal tax refunds in 2009, according to a February report by the U.S. Treasury Department’s inspector general for tax administration. In Key West, Florida, for example, where prisoner Danilo Suarez was sentenced in January to five years in prison for filing multiple fraudulent returns, jailers discovered a pass-around sheet of instructions for false filings. While some refunds were legitimate (e.g., on pre-incarceration investment

activity), the IRS conducted fraud screenings on fewer than half of all returns filed by prisoners. (The IRS complained that, until 2008, it was illegal for the agency to share information with state corrections officials—or even with the Federal Bureau of Prisons.)

PEDO PALS State law in Tennessee prohibits registered sex offenders from re-contacting their victims, but there is no such restriction on anyone convicted of a sex crime before 2007 and still in prison who is not yet on the registered list. (Post-2007 sex criminals are automatically registered upon conviction.) Consequently, according to a February WMC-TV report, convicted molester Terry McConnell cannot be prevented from mailing birthday cards to one of his two victims (one reading, “I cannot believe my little tot-tot is already a teenager. You might be tired of me writing this, but I can’t get over how fast you are growing up”). Prison officials say their limited resources are better used on monitoring incoming mail rather than outgoing.

This is for the lady outside the supermarket in Kihei smoking a cigarette and holding a baby: if you’re going to blow toxic cancer clouds into your poor helpless kid’s face, try not to also be talking (loudly) on your cell phone about how worried you are that nuclear radiation is going to travel thousands of miles across the ocean and kill you. I’m not downplaying the crisis in Japan; it’s scary and very sad. But there are some ironies that should be obvious even to the hopelessly stupid. Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent, to “Eh Brah!” c/o MauiTime, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to

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GAS BACKWARD Three people were hospitalized in Bellevue, Washington, in January when their van stalled and then exploded as the ignition was re-engaged. They were carrying two gallons of gasoline in an open container and had inexplicably been feeding the carburetor directly, through an opening in the engine housing (between the seats), as the van was in motion. ■

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QUIZunderstood 1. According to Kaiser Permanente Hawaii, what doctor/patient activity increased more than 20 percent between 2009 and 2010?

2. Radioactive iodine, one of the chemicals spewing out of Japan’s crippled nuclear reactors, can cause thyroid cancer, but it’s also sometimes used to treat what illness?

3. Last week, six companies were awarded $2.6 million in grants to build more than 200 what in Hawaii?

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Piping Up Nine-year-old Innes Asher and the rest of the Isle of Maui Pipe Band brought a bit of Celtic flair to the St. Patrick’s Day festivities at Mulligans on the Blue. Asher has been playing with the band for more than two years.

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America has started another war it can’t afford, can’t explain—and likely can’t win

Whom are we helping? The U.S. and its allies are destroying Libya’s air force in order to tip the balance in the civil war in favor of anti-Qadafi forces. A similar approach, aerial bombardment of Afghan government defenses, allowed Northern Alliance rebels to break through Taliban lines and enter Kabul in 2001. It could work again in Libya. But who are these anti-Qadafi forces? Rival tribes? Royalists? Radical Islamists? What kind of government will they establish if they win? What are their ideological and religious affiliations? If anyone in the media or the

White House knows, they’re not telling. Or perhaps, as in Iraq, the White House doesn’t have a governance plan for postQadafi Libya. Which, as in Iraq, could lead to chaos. No nation should go to war without considering the long-term consequences. Before we pick sides in a conflict, shouldn’t we know for whom we are going billions of dollars further into debt?

Does Qadafi have the right to defend himself? From Shea’s Whiskey Rebellion to the Confederacy to the Red Scares to the Black Panthers and the Weathermen, the U.S. government has violently suppressed armed rebellions. How then can the U.S. claim moral authority to

“Why strike only Libya, when other regimes murder their citizens too?” asks Chris Good in The Atlantic Monthly. “Obama’s answer seems to be: because the UN Security Council turned its attention toward Libya, and not other places.” But the UN reacted in response to the U.S. In other words: We’re agreeing to a request that we made ourselves. Ideology and policy must be consistent to be credible. If we have a policy to depose dictators, then all dictators must be targeted. We can’t just take out those in countries with lots of oil. We ought to start with tyrants for which we bear responsibility: our allies and puppets. At this writing the U.S. supports or props up unpopular authoritarian regimes in Saudi Arabia, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Jordan, Yemen and elsewhere.

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Libyan people rise up and overthrow Qadafi, an authoritarian despot well past his expiration date, that’s great. Shouldn’t that struggle be a Libyan matter, to be settled between Libyans? Isn’t a government that emerges from indigenous internal struggle more likely to enjoy widespread support than one that results from outside intervention? “Free men set themselves free,” said James Oppenheim. Can a people truly feel emancipated when they owe their freedom—and later, inexorably, their oil and gas—to a foreign superpower?

Why are we OK with some dictators, but not others? Since the Middle East began blowing up we’ve heard a lot of talk about Obama’s dilemma: How do we reconcile American values with American strategic interests? In a good country—at least a nonhypocritical one—they are the same.

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n March 20— inauspiciously, the eighth anniversary of the Iraq invasion—U.S. forces fired 110 cruise missiles at Libya. Each one cost $755,000 to build and another $2.8 million to transport, maintain and shoot. Austerity and budget cuts abound; there’s no money for NPR or teachers or firefighters. But the government has lots of money. They’re just spending it on war. For people too young to remember Bosnia, this is what a violent, aggressive, militarist empire looks like under a Democratic president. Where Bush rushed, Obama moseys. No one believed ex-oil man Bush when he said he was out to get rid of the evil dictator of an oil-producing state; Obama, the former community organizer, gets a pass under identical circumstances. The other day, also the eighth anniversary of the start of the Iraq quagmire, there were only a handful of protests against Obama’s Libya war, all poorly attended. I attended Leftforum, an annual gathering of anticapitalist intellectuals. “What do you think about Libya?” people kept asking. What passes for the Left is ambivalent. In part this waffling on Libya is due to Obama’s deadpan (read: uncowboy-like) tone. Mostly, however, the tacit consent stems from televised images of ragtag anti-Qadafi opposition forces getting strafed by Libyan air force jets. We Americans like underdogs, especially when they say they want democracy. Still, the president is not a dictator. He can’t declare war. And while he might be able to lie his way into one, he and his party will pay at the polls if he fails to explain why we’re attacking a nation that poses no threat to the United States. There are a lot of questions we—citizens and journalists—should be asking Obama. Such as:

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“spheres of influence” that governed international relations during the Cold War, Libya falls under the purview of other would-be interventionists. Italy, and to a lesser extent Britain and France, are former Libyan colonial masters. The Arab League and African Union have interests there. Even if you buy the sentimental argument—“Are we going to stand by and watch Qadafi slaughter his own people?”—why us? How much longer must we play world police? ■

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Good Things Come In Pairs Your guide to Maui’s best food and drink combos

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ilk and cookies. Burgers and shakes. Wine and cheese. To say food goes well with drinks is an epic understatement. Adding the right sippable to your munchable catapults your culinary experience from mundane to spectacular. And that doesn’t only apply to fine dining—it’s a philosophy that works for all kinds of meals. The trick is not only finding complementary tastes, but also understanding the interplay of contrasting flavors, as well as the aroma and

texture of the food and drink. Wine, famously, has an almost infinite number of pairing possibilities, but beer—particularly craft beer— is gaining a reputation of its own, as are spirits and cocktails, which help stimulate the appetite. And, of course, for the non-drinkers there’s juice, tea, coffee and, well, any liquid you can pour down your gullet. So sit back, tie a napkin around your neck and let the combined palates of the island’s food and beverage industry experts and MauiTime’s hungry staff guide you through three meals’ worth of engaging epicurean twosomes. »

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BREAKFAST Eggs Benedict & Mimosa The mimosa is the perfect excuse to drink before noon. This light, bubbly and crisply intoxicating version of orange juice balances out the rich hollandaise and poached egg over toast combo better than plain freshsqueezed ever could. - Jen Russo Find it at: Betty’s Beach Cafe, Lahaina Coolers, Plantation House, Castaway Cafe, Lahaina; Charley’s Saloon, Paia

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The taro ’cakes come salved with a “mac-nilla” sauce so good, it stands to strike “syrup” from the dictionary altogether. Wash it down with good ol’ drip coffee and when you’re pau with your first cup, just help yourself to refills. Round it all out when your brunch mate heads off to refill his coffee by stealing a bite of his Haleakala breakfast burrito. - Anu Yagi

Amidst the Kula mist, you wander pictorial gardens. One palm is clutched around a steaming cup of lavender tea, the other around a warm, honey-soaked scone.You’re looking for the perfect spot to sit, sip and nibble. Curled up in a wicker chair in an under-tree alcove? Perched on a hillside on turquoise-

glazed porcelain stools? Sitting full-lotus with a Buddha statue, overlooking the isthmus? You sigh wistfully, spoilt for choice. Good thing you brought your own mug and your first cup of tea (or coffee) is free. - AY Find it at: Ali’i Kula Lavender Farm, Kula

LUNCH Reuben & Fresh-Squeezed Lemonade The origin of the Reuben is a subject of much debate, but I personally don’t give a hoot who invented it—just give me a dang Reuben (with a pickle and a side of slaw). Oh yeah, and a big glass of fresh-squeezed lemonade. Why lemonade? Why not? - AY Find it at: CJ’s Deli & Diner, Jay’s Place, Kimo’s, Lahaina; Cafe 808, Kihei; Marco’s, Kahului; Stillwell’s, Wailuku

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Also found at: Hawaiian Moons, Kihei; Mana Foods, Paia; Alive and Well, Down to Earth, Kahului; Farmer’s Market of Maui, Lahaina

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Pizza & Pilsner My favorite pairing is Scrimshaw Pilsner from North Coast Brewing Company with our butternut squash pizza. The slight sweetness of the butternut squash and caramelized onions is balanced with the slight malty sweetness in the beer. The soft dough is complemented by the toasty qualities of the beer. The warm creamy cheese is contrasted by the beer’s cool, lively carbonation. Finally, both have a subtle herbal component as the pizza is finished with rosemary and the pilsner has a little hoppy bite. - Jason Vendrell, Monkeypod Kitchen, Wailea

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Unagi and Gyoza & Green Tea Unagi is exotic and rich, usually served as an oily filet of eel with its soft skin laid open on sticky rice covered in a sweet teriyaki sauce. Served with gyoza—a bite-size dumpling dipped in a vinegary sauce with a ginger aftertaste. Throw in a third wheel, the bitter green tea chilled with ice, and the palate is clean enough to do it all over again. - JR Find it at: Ramen Ya, Kahului; Genki Sushi, Kahului & Lahaina; Zushi, Lahaina

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Find it at: Three’s Bar & Grill, Isana, Izakaya Matsu, Kihei; Local Mocha (BYOB), Makawao; Kai Sushi, Kapalua

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Ribeye & Red My favorite pairing would be a nice cut of Maui Cattle ribeye and a bottle of Three Wishes red wine, which is sold for only $2.99. Local beef and a light refreshing wine—the perfect way to end the week or start your weekend. - Alan Sakamura, Meat Team Leader, Whole Foods Market, Kahului

Smoked Salmon & Pinot Grigio The salmon dish takes you through a variety of flavors—smoky from the salmon, sweet from the mango salsa, spicy from the guajillo chili and salty from the finishing salt. Stella Pinot Grigio is a light-bodied wine with some residual sugars that counteract the spiciness and saltiness of the dish. The flavor is clean and dry with a crisp citrus aroma that accentuates the layered flavors. - Executive Chef Marc McDowell, Makena Beach & Golf Resort, Makena

Teriyaki Plate & Kirin I was just talking to my friend today about how my Aunt used to make package lunches for us when we had excursions as kids. We usually had musubi made with teriyaki meat. It was such a treat for us local kids since cafeteria food was always, well, cafeteria food. We hadn’t yet invented Spam musubi, so this was the closest to fast food that was also delicious. - Eunice Kitagawa, Tokyo Tei, Wailuku

Ribs & Porter Beer With the rib and brisket combo you get the best of both worlds—award-winning ribs and great smoked beef brisket. It’s up to you on your side choices, but you can never go wrong with Maui macaroni salad and fresh steamed broccoli. A tall cold draft of Maui Brewing Company’s Coconut Porter (brewed a few blocks away) washes our BBQ down with cool island goodness. - Ed Vorpahl, General Manager, Famous Dave’s, Lahaina

Also found at: Beach Bums, Maalaea; Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse, Kihei

Bass & Chardonnay One of my all-time favorite pairings is the Chilean sea bass (farm raised) and a lush Chardonnay, such as Chateau Montalena. Our miso-glazed sea bass is cured in white organic miso with lemon zest, sake and ginger root. These ingredients really pull the delicate

flavors forward in Chardonnay wines, and the rich buttery texture of sea bass is one of the greatest complements. - Chef David Paul,

The bone-in pork chop is trussed and grilled to perfection. A stir fry of portabello mushrooms, onions, asparagus, eggplant, harusame noodles, hoisin, sweet Thai chili sauce, fish sauce, bean sprouts, jalapeno, thai basil, mint, green onion and cilantro accompanies the dish. Pair it with our tengu fizz: Absolute citron, passion fruit, lime juice, ginger ale and Thai basil. The ginger complement brings so much of these asian flavor components out, and the citron vodka keeps the sweetness in check. - Matt Smith, Executive Chef, Hyatt Maui, Japengo, Lahaina

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Mahi Mahi & Chardonnay Coconut Shrimp & Mai Tai Shrimp breaded and fried in a crisp exterior of coconut served with a spicy/sweet dipping sauce is perfect with the rummy punch of the iconic mai tai. Pineapple and citrus notes are complemented by the sweet in the seafood and dipping sauce and balanced by the heaviness of the fried food. - JR Find it at: Mai Tai Lounge, Castaway Cafe, Village Cafe & Sweet Shop, Lahaina; Coconut Grill, Kahului; Three’s Bar & Grill, Kihei

Lamb Shank & Super Tuscan My wine pairing is a braised lamb shank with an herb & fennel ragout, grilled eggplant & zucchini, mushroom risotto paired with Tenuta di Biserno, Insoglio, Super Tuscan, Italy . The region of Tuscany plays a large part in the wine pairing. The area is land locked, a place where vegetables, cattle , & game roam. The vine of the Tuscan grape is also a large part of the land. The two blend, food and wine to make a meal more enjoyable. - Christine Arabatzis, Pita Paradise

Melanzane Alla Parmigiana & Chianti Depending on the Chianti, you can have a light and fruity or medium- to full-bodied wine. Any way will do with this appetizer of layered eggplant and mozzarella that’s gently salty and sweetened with basil and marinara. Add some focaccia or breadsticks and antipasti is on. - JR Find it at: Casanova, Makawao; Casanova Bistro, Kahului

Smoked Marlin Dip & Sauvignon Blanc Smokey marlin and creamy cheese with chopped aromatic vegetables converge in this amazing dip, perfect for smearing over warm pita bread. Pairing it with a crisp and clean Sauvingnon Blanc like the Honig or Babich smooths things out with a bit of tropical fruit and mineral flavor. - JR Find it at: Stella Blues, Kihei

Pizza & Coke The classic marriage of salty and sweet. The doughy cheese element is dense, and the carbonation of the soda fizzes it away for a sucker-punch gut bomb. - JR

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The baked mahi mahi Duke’s style is one of our most flavorsome fish preparations. It comes with a garlic, lemon and sweet basil glaze. This would be perfectly paired with the King Estate Gris or Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay - Shaughn Helliar, General Manager, Duke’s Beach House, Lahaina

Find it at: Alexander’s Fish & Chips (without the wine), Kihei

Vanilla Ice Cream & Sherry Home-spun vanilla bean ice cream topped with PX (Pedro Ximenez) 1982 Grand Reserva Sherry ($20 or so a bottle) makes a great pairing. The creaminess of the ice cream (the lactic acid) links with the carmel and chocolate notes of the sherry (from the tannins or the Oak barrels). You end up with a caramel sundae-tasting dish with a distinctive edge. - Jacques Perwin, General Manager, Spago Wailea, Four Seasons

Chocolate & Cabernet There are so many great wines to complement any of our fondues; cheese and wine are a no-brainer. But I have to mention one of my staff’s favorite: Fourteen Hands Cabernet with our secret “Snickers” fondue—milk chocolate, crunchy peanut butter and caramel, all in the fondue. The cab goes perfectly, bringing out those rich chocolate flavors but balancing it before it gets too sweet. - Cindy DelleFave, The Melting Pot, Lahaina

Sorbet & Ginger Ale I am no mixologist, but if you’ve ever dabbled in infused concoctions you have to try making your own spiked ginger ale. The spicy aroma from ginger and star anise and sweetness from the vanilla is balanced perfectly with the freshness of the mint and lime. A little tropical sweetness from the lychee sorbet coats the palate and seems to wash away any memory of your preceding swig. - Chef Isaac Bancaco, Humuhumunukunukuapua‘a, Grand Wailea ■ For complete dining listings and more images, visit mauitime.com and our food blog, mauidish.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1440a

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BY ANU YAGI

A&E

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Beyond Borders Thought the closing of the Dairy Road store was the end of book-buying on Maui? Think again “

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oday we of the civilized world enjoy unique wealth more precious than gold—our wealth of accumulated knowledge in printed form,” writes Frances Rogers in his 1960 book Painted Rock to Printed Page: The Story of Writing and Printing. My copy is a ruddy little hardcover—still in its tattered sleeve— riddled with age spots and emitting a musk that makes my eyes itch. Still, I treasure it and will bury my nose in the bloom of its binding nonetheless (you have to peer extra close when allergic eyes swell shut). Because whether newly inked or timeworn, books have an unmistakable aroma— like rain on asphalt, sex and candy or freshcut grass. And like sharks in chummed-up water, the heady smell alone can send bibliophilic folk (like me) into a frenzy. My obsession began at the Kahului Public Library, with mom. I’d leave with my toddler arms and chin stretched around the tallest pile of take-home reads I could muster. And every night I fell asleep with the lights on (and still do). Soon, I was assuming the same position at rummage sales and thrift stores, and before I knew it I was a book hoarder. For those who are likewise afflicted—and even to those who are casual readers (I have one friend who says he only ever reads when in jail)—last week’s announcement that Borders is closing its Dairy Road location by the end of May came as a sad shock. Nearly $1.3 billion in debt, on February 16, 2011 Borders Group, Inc. announced it had filed for reorganization relief under Chapter 11. The company received court approval for a store reduction program, and plans to close 30 percent of their locations nationwide. On Twitter, @mauilibrarian2 wrote to me, “Borders closing isn’t all about buying books. [It’s] sad because we’re losing a vibrant PLACE that serves as a barometer of who we are and what we value.” It’s a kind and true sentiment that can be said of any hub of knowledge in the heart of a town, corporate or no. Yet people seem to be lamenting the store’s impending closure as if its the end of book-selling on Maui altogether. To the contrary—there are still lots of places to buy books (other than the Internet). Borders Express remains open at the Queen Kaahumanu Center and, of course, there’s the Gaussian glow of the big, new Barnes and Noble in Lahaina. But nearly every grocery store, touristy one-stop and museum gift shop has a small selection of titles, too—everything from trashy poolside

reads to area guides to local lit for keiki, plus genre-specific selections at certain stores. Looking for a do-it-yourselfer how-to? Head to Lowes or Home Depot. History buff? The Bailey House Museum offers 10 percent

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and enthusiasts. Her prices are always a smidgen lower than the Internet average, and range from $1-1,000. Her vintage Hawaiiana collection is robust, and I found Max Freedom Long’s The Secret Science

Whether newly inked or timeworn, books have an unmistakable aroma—like rain on asphalt, sex and candy or fresh-cut grass. off for members. New Age ideas tickle your fancy? Green Lotus or Lotus Heart Book & Gift Shop will guide your way. Hedging your bets by getting healthy? Down to Earth, Mana Foods and Whole Foods can help you out. And, for religious devotees, there are shops like Lilies of the Field Catholic Bookshop and Kihei Christian Bookstore. And as for used books (in addition to local thrift stores) there are two—very special— bibliomaniac enablers on-isle: the Maui Friends of the Library (MFOL) behind the old Puunene School near the sugar mill, and JoAnn Carrol’s Old Lahaina Book Emporium, nestled in a sweet little alley off Front Street. “Part boneyard for titles with osteoporosis-ridden spines, part monument to the infinite potential of Gutenberg’s invention, the place is one of Maui’s quintessential hidden gems,” wrote MauiTime’s Kate Bradshaw, in a July 2009

Behind Miracles, a book about kahuna magic, which I’d long been searching for. Though Borders is technically competition, Carrol says that the store’s closing won’t do her any good (the two West side express locations at the Lahaina Cannery Mall and Whalers Village recently closed, too). She says used book shops like hers thrive off the flow of those who are “eager to grab the new releases, but don’t keep them.” Ultimately, she predicts, books will become obsolete entirely, with the big push toward e-books and portable readers like the Kindle. So maybe Borders mourners are right. Perhaps this marks the beginning of a new chapter— not just the end of book selling on Maui, but book selling period. I like to think books—and bookshops—will survive. Because when I look into my crystal ball, all I see is my reflection. The reflection of a book

feature about the Puunene institution. The MFOL says their “qualified estimate is in excess of 180,000 books to choose from” and they charge just a dime per book (other than a few rare titles, which are still moderately priced). Meanwhile Carrol’s shop seems ripped from my REM, with leaning, laden shelves creating a labyrinth I wouldn’t mind getting lost in. Carrol says her clientele runs the gamut, from regulars to visiting collectors

lover who may read a lot online, but who will never relinquish reveling in the tangible page. Even if just for the smell. ■

For an expansive list of places to buy books on Maui—with addresses, contact info and hours of operation—visit mauitime.com or our Arts & Entertainment blog, mauivents.com

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Grey Crow (Legendary Music; 2010). Eligh has learned a lot after five years of sobriety, and the Californian’s latest solo album proves it. “Find Yourself” graphically follows a young artist as he gets caught up in an iron grip of addiction, battles his demons and looks forward with cautious optimism. (It also showcases a great sample from the Talking Heads.) Eligh’s rapid-fire MC style is quick, witty and keeps you on your toes, while the content is positive and motivating without being sappy. “Miss Busdriver,” for example, pays homage to Eligh’s aunt from Oakland, who inspired him. (“She actually liked ‘The Simple Man’ song/This woman ran strong/Her energy is long/ For decades and beyond.”). And the music underlying this album is so good that it makes you want to keep hitting the repeat button. “Love Ov My Life” is a soothing, almost indie-rock tune that meshes with Eligh’s light-speed lyricism. And the infusion of Eligh’s quick rapping with staccato violins in “Angel of Death” and “Suffocate” is excellent. The album’s impressive guest list features many of the MCs in his group, Living Legends, including Maui resident The Grouch. All of which begs the question: why is this in the used section? - Ben Lowenthal

All albums reviewed in this space are available at Maui’s only record store, Requests (10 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-9315)

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BY BARRY WURST II

FILM

barry@mauitime.com

No Objection

Slick legal thriller saves Matthew McConaughey from rom com hell The Lincoln Lawyer

★★★★★

Rated R/119 min.

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ick Haller (Matthew McConaughey) is a slick, sleazy lawyer whose office is the back of his Lincoln. In the courtroom he has a reputation for getting clients who’ve committed heinous crimes out of jail, which is the reason his wife (Marisa Tomei) has left him. Now, a seemingly open and shut case involving a rich kid (Ryan Phillippe) accused of assaulting a prostitute has landed in Haller’s lap and looks to land Haller publicity and a huge paycheck. Of course, things aren’t that simple and doubts about his client’s innocence cause Haller to play sleuth and, ultimately, question the moral implications of his profession. After a decade of starring in lazy romantic comedies and tossing aside his dramatic talent (similar to the way Burt Reynolds

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ruined his credibility as a once-promising actor), here is McConaughey’s return to solid dramatic ground. Years of shirtless turns in stinkers like Fool’s Gold and Surfer Dude and reports of nude bongo playing have overshadowed his terrific, breakout starring turn in A Time to Kill. It’s startling to be reminded how good McConaughey is. And, I’m happy to report, his much-discussed abs make only a quick cameo appearance, rather than their usual co-starring role.

Instead, McConaughey shares the screen with some terrific actors. Tomei adds needed punch to an underdeveloped subplot about Haller’s home life, William H. Macy is reliably excellent as Haller’s right hand man, Michael Pena scorches the screen during his two scenes as an unjustly incarcerated prisoner and everyone from John Leguizamo to former Shawshank warden Bob Gunton shine in tiny but pivotal roles. Great courtroom dramas make the

audience feel like they’re watching the story from the jury box, and that’s something this movie pulls off. The case and the story in general go in jolting directions, augmented by stylishly shot flashback sequences. The camera doesn’t linger too much on the crimes in question, but the film has a focus on violence against women that feels nearly gratuitous—the brief descriptions are enough to make the point but instead we get jarring reenactments of sexual battery. Normally, multiple endings are a sign of a filmmaker’s indecision, but here the shocking, layered climaxes cleverly wrap up loose ends and finish the story with some needed finesse. This is the second film made from a Michael Connelly novel, after the uneven Clint Eastwood thriller Blood Work. Haller is a great role for McConaughey and I wouldn’t be opposed to sequels. Note to McConaughey: keep playing smart but flawed attorneys—and keep your shirt on. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1440f

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900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees) Battle: Los Angeles - PG13 - THU (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:50. FRI (4:15), 7:00, 9:50. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:00, 9:50. MON-WED (4:15), 7:00, 9:50. Limitless - PG13 - THU (2:00, 4:40), 7:10, 9:40. FRI (4:40), 7:10, 9:40. SAT-SUN (2:00), 4:40, 7:10, 9:40. MON-WED (4:40), 7:10, 9:40. The Lincoln Lawyer - R - THU (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 10:00. FRI (4:30), 7:15, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. MON-WED (4:30), 7:15, 10:00. Paul - R - THU (2:30, 5:00), 7:30, 9:55. FRI (5:00), 7:30, 9:55. SAT-SUN (2:30), 5:00, 7:30, 9:55. MON-WED (5:00), 7:30, 9:55.

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Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) The Adjustment Bureau - PG13 - THU 11:00, 12:00, 1:20, 2:20, 3:40, 4:40, 6:00, 7:00, 8:20, 9:20. FRI-SAT 11:00, 12:00, 1:20, 2:20, 3:40, 4:40, 6:00, 7:00, 8:20, 9:20, 10:40. SUN-WED 11:00, 12:00, 1:20, 2:20, 3:40, 4:40, 6:00, 7:00, 8:20, 9:20. Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son - PG13 - THU 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:05, 9:25. FRI-SAT 3:10, 5:35, 8:00, 10:25. SUN-WED 3:10, 5:35, 8:00. The Butcher, the Chef, and the Swordsman - PG13 - FRI-WED 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:55 Hall Pass - R - THU 11:05, 1:15, 3:30, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. FRI-WED 11:40, 4:45, 9:50. The King’s Speech - R - THU 2:30, 5:00, 7:30. FRI-WED 1:55, 7:05. Mars Needs Moms (2D) - PG - THU 11:15, 1:25, 3:30, 5:30, 7:35. FRI-SAT 12:00, 2:05, 4:10, 6:15, 8:20, 10:20. SUN-WED 12:00, 2:05, 4:10, 6:15, 8:20. Mars Needs Moms (3D) - PG - THU 12:15. FRI-WED 11:05, 1:05.

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1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Battle: Los Angeles - PG13 - THU 1:10, 3:45, 6:15, 8:50. FRI-SAT 11:35, 2:05, 4:35, 7:05, 9:40. SUN-MON 11:35, 2:05, 4:35, 7:05. TUE-WED 1:15, 3:45, 6:20, 8:50. The King’s Speech - R - THU 1:25, 3:50, 6:15, 8:40 The Lincoln Lawyer - R - THU 1:00, 3:36, 6:10, 8:45. FRI-SAT 11:25, 2:00, 4:40, 7:10, 9:45. SUN-MON 11:25, 2:00, 4:40, 7:10. TUE-WED 1:05, 3:40, 6:15, 8:55. Paul - R - THU 1:20, 3:40, 6:00, 8:20. FRI-SAT 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:15, 9:40. SUNMON 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:15. TUE-WED 1:10, 3:30, 5:50, 8:10. Red Riding Hood - PG13 - THU 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00. Sucker Punch - PG13 - FRI-SAT 11:15, 1:50, 4:25, 7:00, 9:35. SUN-MON 11:15, 1:50, 4:25, 7:00. TUE-WED 1:00, 3:35, 6:10, 8:45.

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658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees) Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules - PG - FRI (2:05, 4:35), 7:05, 9:35. SATSUN (2:05), 4:35, 7:05, 9:35. MON-WED (2:05, 4:35), 7:05, 9:35. Mars Needs Moms (2D) - PG - THU (2:05, 4:35), 7:05, 9:35 Rango - PG - THU-FRI (1:50, 4:30), 7:10, 9:50. SAT-SUN (1:50), 4:30, 7:10, 9:50. MON-WED (1:50, 4:30), 7:10, 9:50. Red Riding Hood - PG13 - THU (2:10, 4:45), 7:15, 9:45 Sucker Punch - PG13 - FRI (2:10, 4:45), 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (2:10), 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. MON-WED (2:10, 4:45), 7:15, 9:45.

New This Week THE BUTCHER, THE CHEF, AND THE SWORDSMAN - Action, Comedy - PG13 Desire, vengeance, greed and a magical meat cleaver combine in this Chinese import. In Mandarin with English subtitles. 95 min.

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID 2 - PG - Comedy - Yep, he’s still wimpy. 116 min. SUCKER PUNCH - PG13 - Action, Fantasy - Locked in a looney bin, a girl creates an elaborate fantasy world replete with dragons and B-52 bombers. 110 min.

CEDAR RAPIDS - R - Comedy - An insurance salesman heads to Iowa for a convention and hilarity somehow ensues. Ed Helms stars. 86 min. GNOMEO & JULIET - G - Animated - Just like the Bard’s star-crossed masterpiece, only with anthropomorphic lawn decorations. 96 min. HALL PASS - R - Comedy - Two dudes are given a no-strings week off from their wives, and somehow manage to get into trouble. The Farrelly brothers

THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU - PG13 - Drama - A politician (Matt Damon) wants to run away with a girl (Emily Blunt) but the guys in suits who control everything have other plans. 106 min.

BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER LIKE SON - PG 13 - Comedy - Martin Lawrence squeezes into the fat suit one more time before passing the torch to a new generation of sellout comics. 108 min. CARMEN - PG13 - Musical - Man, it seems like they’ve shot everything in 3D except an iconic opera adapted from an Alexander Pushkin poem. Oh. Never mind. 170 min.

direct. 98 min. I AM NUMBER FOUR - PG13 - Sci. Fi. - An alien high school student struggles with bullies, girls and a super race determined to destroy him. Been there. 110 min.

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JUST GO WITH IT - PG13 - Comedy - Adam Sandler concocts a scheme involving two hot chicks and a trip to Maui. Rough life. 116 min. THE KING’S SPEECH - R - Drama - A stuttering monarch finds his voice in time to call out Hitler. Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush star (neither as Hitler). 118 min.

MARS NEEDS MOMS - PG - Animated - But does Earth need another so-so kiddie flick? 88 min.

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oodies, this is another one of those weeks to remember. Kick it off with four courses paired with Morgan Cellars wines tonight (Thursday, March 24) at David Paul’s Island Grill. “The menu for this dinner reflects the eclectic blending of contemporary cuisines,” says Chef David Paul. “The rich cheese tart in the first course, the trio second course featuring Japanese ingredients, roasted quail and finally lavender chocolate mousse.” (662-3000; davidpaulsislandgrill.com) Tomorrow (Friday, March 25) you’ll have to go back-to-back with the Mi Sueno wine pairing dinner at Mala Ocean Tavern and the Fresh! party at I’o. “We’re focusing on using hand-selected specialty liquors for true depth and history in our new cocktail menu,” says GM Sol Tao, adding that local ingredients make these “farm to drink libations.” (667-9394; malaoceantavern.com / 661-8422; iomaui.com) Monday (March 28, 5:30pm) is your chance to see food paired with Scotch and cigars at the Glenlivet Scotch Dinner at the Grand Wailea’s Humu. (800-888-6100; grandwailea.com/resort-dining/humu.cfm) On Tuesday (March 29), take your gastronomy to charitable heights and eat at Flatbread in Paia to support Tots R Us Preschool. There will be some great auction items and the debut of the Tots R Us Cookbook (and take-out pizzas count too). (579-8989; flatbreadcompany. com) Finally, Wednesday (March 30; 6pm) is Slow Foods Maui’s monthly Taste Education event held at UHMC’s Class Act, featuring mixology by Melissa Panzanni and Ocean Vodka. (243-2290 to reserve; $15) [Jen Russo] PHOTOS BY SEAN MICHAEL HOWER

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Anthropomorphism is a nono these days. Sure, it can be fun in its literary usage, but scientists argue that applying human characteristics to animals degrades our objectivity in ethology. But what about reverse-anthropomorphism? In the same way we can’t help but apply our human dispositions to flora, fauna and inanimate objects (e.g. Pet Rocks and the weather), we in turn want to PHOTO BY SEAN MICHAEL HOWER embody elemental and animal attributes ourselves. Or at least, animal names. Case in point: some of our favorite Maui musicians. This Friday (March 25), hop over to Three’s Bar & Grill to see Rabbitt and The Propers (featuring the one and only Wolf on bass), plus special guests. They’re playing a benefit for our stricken homies in Japan and all donations collected at the door and via the silent auction will benefit the Red Cross. (879-3133; threescateringmaui.com) And on Saturday (March 26), the men of MOTH turn their ommatidium to Casanova for what’s sure to be a huge spectacle worth buzzing Upcountry to see. (572-0220; casanovamaui.com)

From Heart to Finish Saturday (March 26), 8-11am, Keopualani Park, Kahului, free

In my day, the most out of breath you would get from playing videogames was in the beginning, when you had to blow on the cartridge to get it to work. Now, of course, you can use your whole body as a video-game controller. What hasn’t changed is the importance of a balanced diet and exercise. Of course, when I was younger I didn’t see it that way; I thought my parents were being mean poopie-heads for not letting me gorge on candy and then flop in front of the SNES all day. Now I know better…kinda. Anyway, if you want the youngins in your life to understand why they can’t just vegetate in front of their gaming console of choice all day, head over to Keopuolani Park this Saturday for the American Heart Association’s 13th Annual Maui Heart Walk. It’s a great opportunity to show kids that being healthy can be fun, especially with this year’s Keiki Fun Zone, featuring activities, trivia, raffles, a jumping castle and most importantly: models of what happens when bodies aren’t in tune. Mauiheartwalk.org [Ynez Tongson]

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RABBITT & THE PROPERS - Fri, Mar 25. This hot new foursome features David “Wolf” Wolfberg (bass), Aaron Fulton (drums), Kanoa Kukaua (guitar) and Jessica “Rabbitt” Lewis (vocals). A benefit for the Red Cross’s efforts in Japan. See This Week’s Picks for more. 9pm. Three’s Bar & Grill, 1945 S Kihei Rd.; 879-3133

ASZURE BARTON & ARTISTS - Thu, Mar 31. Barton’s brand of contemporary dance has landed her commission work with Mikhail Baryshnikov, Fang-Yi Sheu, Sydney Dance Company, Julliard School, Les Ballets Jazz de Montreal, and more. Her original, funky dance vocabulary is sure to be unlike anything you’ve seen. $12 / $25 / $32. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469; mauiarts.org

SUPPER CLUB WITH AMY HANAIALI’I - Fri & Sat, Mar 25 & 26. This four-time Grammy nominee returns to the intimate Supper Club. $60 with four-course dinner (6pm seating) / $30 show only (7:30pm). Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., Kihei; 874-3779; stellablues.com MOTH - Sat, Mar 26. Flutter Upcountry for what will surely be a spectacle. See This Week’s Picks for more. 9:30pm. $10. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 572-0220 SOLO SESSIONS WITH JOHN CRUZ - Sat, Mar 26. This talented Hawaiian songwriter shares stories and song at the MACC’s intimate black box theater. $25 general / $45 VIP. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 244-7469; mauiarts.org THE NEVERMINDS - Sat, Mar 26. This hip crew plays tunes from the likes of MGMT, Kings of Leon, Radiohead, Modest Mouse and more. A portion of the proceeds from this show will be donated to tsunami relief efforts in Japan. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, 142 Hana Hwy., Paia; 579-8085

STAGE “DRIVING MISS DAISY” - Opens Mar 25 and runs through Apr 10. The fine folks at ProArts present this Pulitzer Prize-winning American classic by Alfred Uhry. Stars Joyce Romero as Daisy, J. Marc Mance as Hoke, and Kevin Hazelton as Boolie. Directed by Jonathan Lehman. Don’t miss it. Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays (7:30pm) $15 seniors & keiki / $20 general; Sunday matinees (3:00pm) $15 seniors & keiki / $20 general. Pro-Arts Playhouse, 1280 S. Kihei Rd,Kihei; 463-6520; proartspacific.com MAUI ONSTAGE PRESENTS “CATS” - Final weekend! Thu through Sun, Mar 24-27. Be like the cat who got the creme by opting for the “adopt a cat” box seat ticket package ($50 for two tickets / $100 for four tickets), or a dinner package from Bistro Casanova ($40 includes show ticket plus a three-course meal). Tickets available online, at the box office, at Wailuku’s If The Shoe Fits or Kihei’s Lava Java. Thursday, Friday and Saturday (7:30pm) $18 seniors & keiki / $20 general / $40 preferred; Sunday (3pm & 7:30pm) $15 general / $40 preferred. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 242-6969; mauionstage.com MAPA PRESENTS “THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF TIKKI-TIKKI TEMBO” - Thu, Mar 24. A humorous musical adapted by Derek Nakagawa with music written by Patrick Brown. The story of a mischievous boy with a long name who learns a lesson about the consequences of pranks. The musical features live actors and Banraku-style puppets from award-winning master puppeteer Frank Kane. Free. 10am. Wailuku Public Library, 251 High St., Wailuku; 243-5766; librarieshawaii.org CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. It’s Cirque du Soleil-esque with a uniquely Polynesian twist. Enjoy amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics, illusions, and mind-boggling contortionists. $62+ / deals for keiki and kamaaina. 6pm. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 667-4540; maui.hyatt.com / cirquepolynesia.com

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MAPA PRESENTS “THEOPHILUS NORTH” - Opens Fri, Apr 1 and runs through Apr 17. This quirky and compelling play written by Matthew Burnett is based on Thorton Wilder’s novel of the same name. It is the spring of 1926, and a bright young man named Theophilius North decides to embark on a quest for fun and adventure. Fridays and Saturdays (7:30pm); Sunday matinees (2pm) $15 keiki & seniors / $18 general. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave.; 244-8760; mauiacademy.org THE DOOBIE BROTHERS & WAR - Fri, Apr 1. It’s no April Fools’ hoax. The Doobie Brothers AND War will coheadline next month. Make sure you’re there. $45 / $65 / $85 / $125 VIP. 5pm. The Yokouchi Pavillion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469; mauiarts.org “CASINO ROYALE JOKER’S WILD” BENEFIT FOR PAIA YOUTH & CULTURAL CENTER - Sat, Apr 2. Guests are encouraged to arrive in their finest tropical attire for an elegant evening of no-stakes casino games, fine foods and spirits, rollicking entertainment, a live auction, and prize giveaways. $150 advance / $160 door. 6-10pm. Maui Country Club, Sprecklesville; 877-7893; pyccmaui.org JOHNNY WINTER & HIS BAND - Fri, Apr 8. Part of a fourisland tour, the legendary Johnny Winter makes a stop on Maui. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 896-4845; mauiarts.org / lazarbear.com ALLEY CATS PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS “PULP FICTION” - Opens Fri, Apr 8 and runs through Apr 17. Quentin Tarantino’s cult classic adapted for the stage. Directed by William Makozak. Fridays and Saturdays 7:30pm; Sundays $6:30pm. $20. Dress as a character from the movie and get $5 your ticket. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 242-6969; mauionstage.com MONTESSORI HALE O KEIKI’S THIRD ANNUAL ORCHID BALL - This year’s “floral fantasy” theme will feature over-the-top floral decor designed by Maui’s best floral designers, live and silent auctions, dinner, dancing and live music. Want more? Attend their afternoon preview party and enjoy cocktails ($25; 4:30pm). $175 / $275 VIP. 5:30-10pm. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 874-7441 EAT, PRAY, LOVE, LAUGH: A BENEFIT FOR WOMEN HELPING WOMEN - Sun, Apr 10. Take an epicurean journey through Italy, India and Bali during the 14th Annual “Elegant Afternoon Tea” event, benefiting Women Helping Women. Yokouchi Pavillion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 244-7469; mauiarts.org / whwmaui.net KATHY GRIFFIIN LIVE - Sun, Apr 10. Hooked on Griffin’s “My Life on the D List” or her hilarious red carpet hosting? It’d behoove you to get tickets now — they’re going fast. $36 / $46/ $56 / $66. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469; mauiarts.org KATCHAFIRE - This hot New Zealand band is coming back, ready to light a fire under every skankin’ foot. Gates open at 5PM. Tickets available through the MACC’s box office or at Green Banana (Paia), Old Lahaina Book Emporium or Requests (Wailuku). $35. 6:30pm. Yokouchi Pavillion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 244-7469; mauiarts.org

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Bottoms Up Nightclub w/ DJ C, DJ LX & Emcee Jay-J, 10pm; $10

One Inity 9:30pm-12:30am

Simma Down Nightclub w/ DJ JammnJ, 10pm

MON - Open Mic w/ hosts O.G. Mac Band, 9pm; no cover / WED - Wild Wednesday w/ Bad Kitty, 8pm; no cover

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Old School Thursdays w/ DJ Del Sol

Freakin’ Fun Fridays w/ DJ Mats

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka

Sunday Night Fever w/ DJ CIA

MON – The Mary Jane Xperiment / TUE – Future Sound w / DJ AstroRaph / WED – Maui’s HI-5 Night (S.I.N.) w/ DJs Del Sol & CIA

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

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Louise Lambert 9pm; no cover

33 Lono Ave. #150, Kahului - 873-3650

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Willie K & His Band 9pm; $10

Movement feat. DJ Marasco & The Freeradicals Projekt - 10m; $10

MOTH with special guests 9:30pm; $10

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Wavetrain 9pm; $5

Dinner w/Murray Thorne Late Night w/ The Neverminds - 9pm

Ian Walsh Menehune Mayhem After Party 9pm

Sunday Funday

TUE - Danyel Alana Trio, 9pm; $5 / WED Therapy Night w/ The Face / Fuzz Box, 10pm; $5

Junior & Orin 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Caroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

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Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Live Jazz, 7-10pm / WED - Ryan Palma, 7:30-10pm (no cover)

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Industry Night 10pm; no cover

Arise 10pm; no cover

DJ Dan 10pm; no cover

Jodan & Wolf 10pm; no cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Super Duppah Reggae Band / WED - House Music (all sets 10pm; no cover)

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Quiz Night 8pm; no cover

Jarod 10pm; no cover

Jordan & Wolf 10pm; no cover

Kanoe 10pm; no cover

MON – Jordan / TUE – Big John / WED – Jessica & Kanoa (all sets 10pm; no cover)

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Rampage 9pm-Close

Dat Guyz 9pm-Close

Arise 9pm-1:30am

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-Close

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-Close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-Close

Lahaina Open Mic Night, 7:3010pm; no cover (all ages)

Sounds of Addiction 7:30-10pm; no cover

Free Salsa Lesson, 10pm / DJ Danny & Moses, 11pm; $7

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Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - Close; no cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - Close; no cover

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142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

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1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787

FIVE FOR FIGHTING - Sat, Apr 23. Five for Fighting (aka John Ondrasik) is famous for piano ballads like “Superman (It’s Not Easy)” and “100 Years.” Tickets available at groovetickets.com. Royal Lahaina Resort, 2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina; 661-3611 TOAD THE WET SPROCKET - Sat, May 7. Having churned-out pop/alternative hits like “Walk on the Ocean,” these musicians are Platinum-certified. Tickets available at groovetickets.com. Royal Lahaina Resort, 2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina; 661-3611 DENIM TO DIAMONDS: A BENEFIT FOR MAUI ACADEMY OF PERFORMING ARTS - A limited number of tickets are available for this exclusive event at a private residence in Kula. Features entertainment by the Haiku Hillbillys, plus dinner and drinks by Cafe O’ Lei. $125. 244-8760 THE WAYANS BROTHERS - Sat, May 21. Quit thinking “White Girls,” OK? Damon starred in Spike Lee’s “Bamboozled” (genius!), Shawn is famous for his role in “In Living Color” and Marlon’s got “Requiem for a Dream” under his belt. Maui Theatre, 878 Front Street (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 661-9913; mauitheatre.com CITIZEN COPE - Sat, May 28. Some call Citizen Cope “a less smarmy John Mayer crossed with Stevie Wonder and a hint of Randy Newman.” Presented by the Maui Celebrity Series, now in its second year. Features special guests Arise and series creator Brian Evans. $45 - $75. 8-10:30pm. Maui Theatre, 878 Front Street (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 856-7973; mauicelebrityseries.com SAVINGS ON FILM FESTIVAL PASSES & VIP PATRON PASSES - Attention movie buffs: If you’re not careful, June 15-19 (i.e. the next Maui Film Festival) will sneak up on you. Start planning ahead by purchasing your passes now through Apr 30, and you’ll be rewarded with killer savings. With a plethora of pass packages to choose from, there’s something for everyone. Visit mauifilmfestival.com for more information. $10 - $7,450. Maui Film Festival, 16 Baldwin Ave., Paia; mauifilmfestival.com STEVE-O - Tue, Aug 30. Yep, the McCartney to Johnny Knoxville’s Lennon is coming to the Valley Isle. Joined by special guests Brian Evans and comic Corky Gardner. 8pm. Maui Theatre, 878 Front Street (Old Lahaina

Center), Lahaina; 661-9913; mauitheatre.com

ANNOUNCEMENTS LIBRARIANS GET A WELL-DESERVED DAY OFF - Fri, Mar 25. In observance of the Prince Kuhio Day 2011 Holiday all public libraries will be closed on either Friday, March 25; Saturday, March 26; or Sunday, March 27; depending on their public service schedule. Visit librarieshawaii.org for more information. CALL FOR ENTRIES: ART OF TRASH - Submission day for the annual Art of Trash exhibit is on Saturday, Apr 16. The exhibition opens Saturday, Apr 22. Entry forms are available at all public libraries. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; Call Wilma Nakamura for more: 573-3911 7TH ANNUAL JOSH JERMAN MAUI NUI SCHOLARSHIP - For the seventh consecutive year, real estate broker Josh Jerman of The Wailea Group LLC is offering the Josh Jerman Maui Nui Scholarship to encourage college-bound students to use their education to benefit Maui County. To date, Josh has awarded more than $20,000 in scholarships. The scholarship deadline is May 15, 2011; recipients of the award will be announced by May 21, 2011. joshjermanfoundation.org GOOD DEED = CLEAN GARAGE - Got usable paint, clothes or household items? In the spirit of laulima, get it out of the garage/garbage and into hands who can can make good use of it, by taking it to the Community Work Day Program. 8am-4:30pm. Community Work Day Program Headquarters, 420A Old Puunene Ave., Puunene; 877-2524; cdwhawaii.org 2011 GRANT ALLOCATION VOLUNTEERS NEEDED The Maui United Way’s grant allocation process and is a unique way decisions made regarding funding requests from their partner agencies. You can support the organization — and this process — by volunteering as a member of their Community Impact Committee. For more information, call 244-8787.

FOODIE THE VINYARD DINING SERIES - Thu, Mar 24. Featuring a

MON - Jorma Bruschi, 7:30pm-Close; no cover / WED - Wild Wahine Wednesdays w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown, 10pm; $10

Brian Cuomo 7pm - Close; no cover

multicourse dinner with Select Morgan Wines. Pre-paid reservations required. See This Week’s Picks for more. David Paul’s Island Grill, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 662-3000 MOVIE NIGHT AT WHOLE FOODS MARKET - Fri, Mar 25. A free screening of the film, “Dirt! The Move” and discussion focusing on the issues of food sovereignty, sustainable communities and environmental concerns. Inspired by the book “Dirt: The Ecstatic Skin of the Earth,” this film takes a humorous and substantial look into the history and current state of the living organic matter that lies beneath our feet. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului; 872-3310 I’O WINE CLUB PRESENTS “FRESH” - Showcasing the freshest ideas from winemakers to mixologists to chef. No reservations required. $30. 8-10pm. I’o on the Beach, 505 Front St., Lahaina; 661-8422 TOTS R US PIZZA FUNDRAISER - Call ahead for seating, silent aution bids, and pizza to go. In an effort to create enriching experiences in the community, Tots R Us Preschool seeks funding to ensure safe, reliable field trip transportation for their keiki. 5-9pm. Flatbread Co., 89 Hana Hwy., Paia; 579-8989

EVENTS THURSDAY, MARCH 24 CANDLELIGHT VIGIL FOR DISASTER VICTIMS IN JAPAN - An interfaith service and community gathering organized by the Japanese Cultural Society of Maui and co-sponsored by UH Maui College. Donations to benefit the victims will be accepted after the vigil. Free. 7pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave.; 244-6042

FRIDAY, MARCH 25 REVITALIZE LAHAINALUNA’S AG DEPT - Continued on Sat, Mar 26. As a partner in the Hawaii State Department of Health’s “Communities Putting Prevention to Work” initiative, Community Work Day Program has organized two volunteer workdays to assist Lahainaluna High School with revitalization of their agricultural program. Volunteers are needed to help clear land to build taro lo‘i. Please bring covered

MON - Ashley Welte / TUE - Ras Shaggai / WED - Howard Ahia (All 7pm - Close; no cover) shoes, work gloves, gardening tools and a reusable water bottle. Water and snacks provided. For more information please call Community Work Day Program at 877-2524 or email info@cwdhawaii.org. Lahainaluna High School, 980 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina TURNBULL FINE ART GRAND OPENING - Celebrate the grand opening of a new contemporary art gallery featuring a mix of sculptures, paintings, and jewelry. Enjoy pupus, refreshments and performance art by the Yoga Union Troupe as part of this exciting evening. Turnbull Fine Art, 1237 Hana Hwy., Paia; 579-9385 FREE FILM SCREENING: “IN THE WAKE OF GIANTS” - This award-winning documentary spotlights the courageous efforts lead NOAA’s Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary to disentangle humpback whales trapped in ropes and nets. Includes presentation by Ed Lyman, Marine Mammal Response Manager at the Sanctuary. Part of the Maui Whale Festival. Free. 5:30-7:30pm. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea; 249-8811 KAMA’AINA NIGHTS - Features a performance by Kealaokala. Free. 6-8pm. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave.; 877-3369 DANCE JAM - Every fourth Friday of the month. Celebrate the end of the month with a free-form dance party with great music and no instruction, just come to shake your booty. $13. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku; 575-9390 SPALICIOUS NIGHT AT THE GRAND SPA - Every fourth Friday of the month. Maui’s most elegant and well known spa hosts an evening of socializing and pampering for the ladies. Access to hydrotherapy circuit, chocolate spa mini treatments, and sinful desserts combine in a night for your inner diva. $60 adults / $30 keiki. 8pm. Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 875-1234

SATURDAY, MARCH 26 CONTAINER GARDEN CLASS - Create your own beautiful container garden with colorful succulents from the farm. Includes potting soil, an exclusive AKL ceramic pot, succulents and instruction. And exclusively

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Vince Esquire

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Kahala

MON through WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns

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Live Music

Ben & Glenn

Sam Ahia

MON & TUE - Sam Ahia

Bad Kitty 7-10pm

Billy & The Bad Dogs 9pm-12am

Blues Rock Band 8-11pm

Gina Martinelli Band 6-9pm

MON - Fun Nite, 6pm-12am / TUE - Pool Night, 6pm-12am / WED - Kiwi Cowboys 7-10pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-Close; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-Close; no cover

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Crazy Fingers 9pm-1am; no cover Karaoke w/ Manino 7:30-11pm; no cover

MON - Service Industry Night WED - Karaoke w/ Manino, 7:30-11 pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KIWI ROADHOUSE

95 E. Lipoa St., Ste A101, Kihei - 874-1250

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Salsa w/ Nat, 8-11pm DJ Nexus, 11pm-Close

Louise Lambert, Jose Ortiz & Shea Argel 7:30-10:30pm / DJ Canespider, 11pm-Close

Easy Listening w/ Neto 8-10pm DJ AstroRaph, 10pm-Close

Howard Ahia 6-8pm; no cover

Hui Wa’a Fundraiser feat. Mele Pono and Homestead 10pm-Close; $15/$20

X-Clusive Saturday Nights w/ DJ Money Mike 10pm-Close; $10

MAUI BEACH HOTEL

Old School Night 9pm-1am; $5

170 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S

Ranga Pae

MOANA CAFE

Phil & Angie Benoit

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St. Kihei - 874-1131

Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith, 9pm-12am

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

PINEAPPLE GRILLE

200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

in March, the class comes with lavender tea and scones at leisure. Advance reservations required. $40. Ali’i Kula Lavender Farm, 1100 Waipoli Rd., Kula; 878-3004 LADIES DAY OUT (MEN ARE WELCOME, TOO!) Book AKL’s “Ladies Day Out” package to enjoy aromatic lavender tea and scones, a guided walking tour and a bonus discount of 10% off all bath and body products. Guided walking tour times are at 9:30am, 10:30am, 11:30am, 1pm and 2:30pm. Advance reservations required. $10. Ali’i Kula Lavender Farm, 1100 Waipoli Rd., Kula; 878-3004 ART MAUI JUROR WALK-THROUGH - A great opportunity to talk with juror Hiroki Morinoue about this year’s selections and other points of interest relating to the exhibition. Free. 11am-1pm. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469; mauiarts.org MARCH OF DIMES PREEMIE REUNION - A joyous occasion for all. 12-2pm. Free. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 877-3369

SUNDAY, MARCH 27 ALOHA BLUEGRASS ACADEMY - Begins today and continues through Tuesday, March 29. The Aloha Bluegrass Academy is a unique experience for keiki (ages 6-16) to learn about bluegrass, folk and Hawaiian music through instrument instruction, dance, singing and more. $155 (scholarships available). 10am-3pm. Haleakala Waldorf School, 4160 Lower Kula Rd., Kula; 878-3930

MON - All Access DJs, 10pm / TUE - “Lahaina Idol” w/ Troy 9pm-12am / WED - Kenny Roberts 5-8pm

Ranga Pae

Ranga Pae

Ranga Pae

DJ Music

Gail Swanson 6:30-8:30pm / DJ Paul, 9pm-12am

Ryan Robinson, 10pm12am

Industry Night w/ DJ Stylz, 10pm

Spring Break Bash w/ Maoli, Malino & Sounds of Addiction

Jawaiian Music w/ DJ Bruddah Damien tion. Banyan Tree House, 3265 Baldwin Ave., Makawao LEARN TO PADDLE - It’s that time of year again... regatta season! Hawaiian Canoe Club is inviting first-timers to learn how to paddle Hawaiian outriggers canoes for their upcoming summer season. 5pm. Hawaiian Canoe Club, Kahului; 283-2470; time@hawaiiancanoecluborg

TUESDAY, MARCH 29 TIN CAN COMEDY NIGHT WITH SHAGGY JENKINS OF Q103 - A funnybone workout not to be missed. Drink specials (aka liquid courage, should you choose to participate) and free pupus for all. 9-10pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 874-1131

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30 SLACK KEY SHOW: MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC - George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Awardwinning concert series. Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, a different guest artist is featured each week. Dinner/show package available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm seating). $39.99. 7:30-9:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Pavilion, 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.; 669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Fri & Sat, Ras Shaggai 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Indapkt 3-6pm. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937.

TUE - Open Mic Night The Celtic Tigers w/ Roger McKinley, 6:30-9:30pm / Big John, 10pm-12am

MON - Noche Libre, 10pm-Close / Tue Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks 5:45-7pm; Willie K, 7-9pm; WED - Avi & Indio 5:45-7pm; Willie K, 7-9pm / Jordan & Wolf, 10pm-Close

Smooth Jazz Sounds w/ Brian Cuomo & Friends, 7pm -10m 10pm; Every Tue, Ryan Palma 7:30-10pm; Every Wed, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. HULA GRILL - Thu, Bruddah Larry 11:30am-1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2-4pm, Armadillo 4:15-6:15pm, Kulewa 6:309pm; Fri, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am-1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm, 1810 4:15-6:15pm, Kawika, Roy, & Tarvin 6:309pm; Sat, Jack Stone 11:30am-1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm, 1810 4:15-6:15pm, Wili Pa 6:30-9pm; Sun, Ron Hetteen 11:30-1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm, 1810 4:156:15pm, Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30-9pm; Mon, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am-1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm, Armadillo 4:15-6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:309pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 11:30am-1pm, Jarrett Roback 2-4pm, Ernest Pua’a 4:15-6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30-9pm.; Wed, Mika Villaren 11:30am-1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2-4pm, Peter DeAquino 4:15-6:15pm, Ernest, Roy, & Tarvin 6:30-9pm. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 667-6636. JAVA JAZZ - Thu, Rene Alonzo; Fri & Sat, Farzad & Mike Madden; Sun, Brian Cuomo; Mon, Ashley Welte; Tue, Ras Shaggai; Wed, Howard Ahia (all sets 7pm). 3550 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina, 667-0787. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

haina, 661-8881. SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Every Sun & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coehlo Morrison 7-9pm; Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Every Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Every Tue, “Glee” screening 7pm. Every Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night (this week: “Being John Malkovich”) 7:30pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1011 BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike F. 5-9pm; Every Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. 300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Maalaea, 243-2286. CAPISCHE? - Every Fri & Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 879-2224. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Every Thu, Junior Lacuesta; Every Fri, Mon &Tue, Rick Glencross; Every Sat, Ryan Robinson & Wolf; Every Wed, Jordan Cudworth. (All Sets 4-8pm.) Sun, Mon & Tue, Karaoke 8pm; Wed, Open Mic 9pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., #E, Kihei, 874-1250. KAI WAILEA - Thu, Mon & Sun, Wolf; Fri, Ryan Robinson; Sat, Kanoa; Mon, Tom Conway; Wed, Francois (all sets 6-8:30pm). 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1955.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, The J.D. on the Rocks Band 2:30-5pm; Sat, J.D. & Harry 2:30-5pm; Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5pm. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

KIWI ROADHOUSE - Thu, Bad Kitty 7-10pm; Fri, Mango Pickers 6-8pm; Sat, Blues Rock Band 8-11pm; Sun, Gina Martinelli 6-10pm; Wed, Kiwi Cowboys 7-10pm. 95 E. Lipoa St., Ste. A101, Kihei, 874-1250.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Every Thu, Classic Rock Thursdays featuring Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Cyrus Clark 5-7pm; Every Mon, Junior 6-8pm. Wed, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 661-0808.

MONSOON INDIA - Every Sat, Romantic Violin & Guitar Duets by Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Louise Lambert 6-9pm; Every Tue, Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-6666.

FOR YOUR ‘OHANA: SPEND THE DAY IN KULA - Partake in mini bouquet-making, a family treasure hunt and walking tours — with tea and a scone (or cookies) to boot. Advance reservations required. $10. 10am. Ali’i Kula Lavender Farm, 1100 Waipoli Rd., Kula; 878-3004

COOL CAT CAFE - Every Thu, Junior & Orin 7:3010pm; Every Fri & Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Every Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Every Mon, Peter D 7:3010pm; Every Tue, live Jazz 7-10pm; Every Wed, Ryan Palma 7:30-10pm. Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina, 667-0908.

MONDAY, MARCH 28

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Damien 3–5pm, Garrett & Peter 6–8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Kulewa 6-8:30pm; Sat, Mondo 3-5pm, Kulewa 6-8:30pm; Sun, Mondo 3-5pm, Ron & Miles 6-8:30pm; Every Mon, Brian 3-5pm, Damien & Edee 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Wed, Brian 3-5pm, Alika & Eddie 6-8:30pm. 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 662-2900.

MERRIMAN’S - Wed-Sun, Ranga Pae; Mon, Benoit Jazzworks; Tue, David Choy. All sets 6-9pm. 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 669-6400.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Every Thu, all-ages Open Mic Night 9pm; Every Mon, Damon Parillo and Danyel Alana 7:30-

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8pm; Tue, Ah Tim 5:30-8:30pm. 658 Wharf St., La-

VISITING TIBETAN PHYSICIAN AND MONK TAKING APPOINTMENTS - When Kalsang Wangyal first met the Dalai Lama as a boy, His Holiness told him that he was to become a Tibetan physician. Lo and behold, he did. He’s here on Maui today through April 3, practicing his “Precious Jewel Medicines” — which he says is the most potent and unique study in Tibetan pharmacopeias. Call Marty Herling for more: 572-9021. $50 suggested dona-

TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae

ONO BAR & GRILL - Thu & Tue, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Kealii Lum; Sun, Mitch Keppa; Wed, Scott Baird (all sets 6-9ppm). Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., 667-2525.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Gail Swanson 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Celtic Tigers with Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Joyce & Gord 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks 5:45-7pm, Willie K 7-9pm; Wed, Avi & Indio 5:45-7pm , Willie K 7-9pm.100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:307:30pm. 34 Wailea Gateway Plaza, Wailea, 879-7177. SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Every Thu, Erin Smith;

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SANSEI - KAPALUA

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Live Music 10pm-1am; no cover

SANSEI - KIHEI

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Slackin 10pm-Close; no cover

DJ Sonny 10pm-Close; no cover

DJ LX 10pm-Close; no cover

Roots Judgment 9pm-12am; no cover

Seismic Chops 9pm-12am; no cover

Ladies’ Night

Kanaka Jam feat. Kalani Kekona; no cover

Ah-Tim

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Kanoa of Gomega 10pm-Close; no cover

MON - DJ Blast / TUE - DJ LX / WED - The ADD Twins (All sets 10pm - Close; no cover)

SHS Pool Tournament

Arlie & Jay Jam

MON - Mahalo Monday / TUE - Tennis League Night / WED - Nurses’ Night

Supper Club feat. Amy Hanaiali’i, 6-9pm

Supper Club feat. Amy Hanaiali’i, 6-9pm

Slam feat. David Choy 7-10pm

MON - Tom Cherry & Mike Finkeiwicz; Slam feat. David Choy / TUE - Tom Conway / WED - Randall Rospond

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9:15pm-12am; no cover

Josh Greenbaum, Vince Esquire and Shawn Michael - 9pm-1am; $3

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover

DJ Decka

Rabbitt and The Propers (a benefit for tsunami relief)

Maui Blues Band

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUE’S

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIAJUANA’S BEACH CANTINA

Teri Garrison 10pm-12am; no cover

2291 Kaanapali Pkwy. - 667-4080

TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON through WED- Karaoke

Industry Night 9pm-2am; no cover

Undone w/ Ross Q 9:30pm-2am; $10

Spun Out w/ DJ Calcul8 9pm-2am; $10

Closed

MON through WED - Closed

Fist Pump Friday w/ DJ Jay.P and Brendan of Requests, 8pm-1:30am; $5/$10

College Night: Next Lvl DJs, and Jay J, 9pm-2am; $5/$10 (18+)

Ohana Groove 10pm

Ladies Night w/ Next Level Entertainment, 10pm

Free Karaoke

MON - Free Karaoke / TUE - Thirsty Tuesday & Free Karaoke / WED - Free Karaoke

THE UNDERGROUND 744 Front St., Lahaina

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

WOW-WEE MAUI’S

333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414

WED - Maui Blues Band feat. Scott Jonkey 8:30-11:30pm; $3

Ikaika Blackburn 10pm Karaoke no cover; 8pm

MON through WED - Dat Guyz; no cover

Every Fri, Randall Rospond; Every Sat, Tom Conway; Every Sun, Viva La Rumba; Every Mon, Kanoa; Every Tue, Sebrina Barron; Every Wed, Wolf. (All Sets 4-6pm.) Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-6444.

GREEN BANANA CAFE - Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6pm.137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9130.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Every Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Every Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Fri & Sat, Supper Club featuring Amy Hanaiali’i and her band; Every Sun & Wed, Slam featuring David Choy 7-10pm; Every Mon, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkeiwicz 4-6pm; Every Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Every Wed, Randall Rospond 4-8pm. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 874-3779.

LOCAL MOCHA CAFE - Fri & Sat, live music 6-8pm. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 573-2859.

SUGAR CANE TRAIN - Daily, Sugar Cane Train rides 10am-4pm; Thu, Sugar Cane Train Dinner 5pm.

MAX WORLD BISTRO - Thu, Live Mana’o Radio broadcast with Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Fri, Jeff New 6:309pm; Sat, Gerit Williams 6:30-9pm; Sun, Jazz music 6:30-9pm; Tue, Rakhal Kincaid 6:30-9pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 6:30-9pm. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-2629.

Warren & Annabelle’s - 900 Front St., 667-6244.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, live music - Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 875-2910. THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Thu, live Jazz; Fri, Jeff; Sat, Steff Lomeli; Mon, Cyrus Clark; Tue, Sammy Rouisse. (All sets 7pm.) 1945-G S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-3133. THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., Wailea, 875-8080. TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Every Thu, Island Favorites with Kawika Lum Ho; Every Fri, Girls Nite Out with Gina Martinelli; Every Sat, Classic Rock with Domi Mon, Bobby Ingram & Franklin Russell; Every Tue, Mike and Mark; Every Wed, Steve Sargenti. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-8860.

CENTRAL MAUI ALE HOUSE - Every Fri, Braddah Francis 4-8pm; Every Tue, Braddah Francis 4-7pm. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm; Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8pm.1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, 877-0073.

KULA LODGE - Sat & Sun, Jazz music. 15200 Haleakala Hwy., Kula, 878-1535.

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Every Thu, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8:30pm; Every Tue, Open Mic Night 6pm. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS

LAGOON BAR - Daily, cliff diving 6-8pm, torch lighting ceremony 6-8pm, and live music 6-9pm. Sugar Cane Train - 975 Limahana Pl., 661-0088.

WARREN & ANNABELLE’S - Daily (except Sun.), Warren & Annabelle’s Magic Show 5pm.

SOUTH MAUI

Fairmont Kea Lani - 4100 Wailea Alanui, 840-8402. FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Daily, live music 5:30-9:30pm. POLO BEACH GRILL & BAR - Daily, live music 4-5:30pm. Four Seasons Resort - 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000.

Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa- 200 Nohea Kai Dr., 661-1234.

LOBBY LOUNGE - Daily, torch lighting ceremony and hula 5:30-6:30pm; Every Thu-Wed, Jazz music 8-11:30pm; Every Tue, Jazz music 8-10:30pm; Every Sun, Hawaiian music 8:30-10:30pm.

UMALU - Daily, live music 6:30-8:30pm and torch lighting ceremony 5:30-6pm.

Grand Wailea Resort & Spa- 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., 875-1234.

Kaanapali Beach Club - 104 Kaanapali Shores, 661-2000.

BOTERO BAR & LOUNGE - Every Wed, live Hawaiian music 5:30-9:30pm.

WEST MAUI

OHANA BAR & GRILL - Every Wed & Thu, live music 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, torch lighting ceremony 5:30-9:30pm.

GRAND DINING ROOM - Every Sun, live Hawaiian music and hula 10:30am-1pm.

“home of the $1 mai tai” Kihei’s BEST Sunset Cocktail Spot!

AUTHENTIC MEXICAN FOOD BURGERS SALADS Live Music Daily Sunset Happy Hour 3-7 Nightly Entertainment

RAMPAGE

THURSDAY 24 9pm

KIHEI’S LEGENDARY WEEKLY REGGAE DANCE PARTY

DAT GUYZ KEOLA AND BAND PLAYING ALL THE ISLAND FAVORITES

ARISE

FRIDAY 25 9pm

SATURDAY 26 9pm

ROOTS ROCK FROM THIS POPULAR BAND

Kaanapali Beach Hotel - 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., 661-0011.

MakenaBeach&GolfResort-5400 Makena Alanui, 875-5888.

KANAEHELE ROOM - Daily (except Sun & Mon), “Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages” 4:30-7:30pm.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Every Sun, live music 9am-1pm.

KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT

SUNDAY 27 9pm

TIKI BAR & GRILL - Daily, hula show 6:30-7pm and live music 7-9pm.

The Shops at Wailea - 3750 Wailea Alanui, 891-6770.

KARAOKE

THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Every Wed, WOW! Wailea on Wednesdays live music 6:30-8:30pm.

HAPPY HOUR PRICES ALL DAY!!

MONDAY 28 9pm

TIKI TERRACE RESTAURANT - Every Sun, Ka’anapali Champagne Brunch 9am-1pm. Marriot Maui Ocean Club - 100 Nohea Kai Dr., 667-1200.

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Daily, Francois; Every Sun, Fausto. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 873-6555.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Daily, solo guitarists and sunset hula dancers 5:30-8:30pm; Every Sun & Wed, live music 5:30-9:30pm.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua - One Ritz-Carlton Dr., 669-6200.

CAFE DES AMIS - Every Thu, Joe Conte plays The Chapman Stick; Every Sat, live Argentinian music; Every Wed, The Stone Violets 6:30-8:30pm. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323.

Sheraton Maui - 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., 661-0031.

Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa - 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922. KUMU BAR & GRILL - Daily, hula performance 6:30-9pm. MELE MELE LOUNGE - Daily, live music 9-11pm.

EAST MAUI

Hotel Hana-Maui - 5031 Hana Hwy., 248-8211.

ALALOA LOUNGE - Every Fri & Sat, live music 8pm-12am.

HOTEL HANA-MAUI - Every Fri, hula performance 7-8pm.

Royal Lahaina Resort - 2780 Kekaa Dr., 661-3611.

PANIOLO LOUNGE - Every Thu-Sun & Wed, live music 6:30-9:30pm.

ROYAL OCEAN TERRACE - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, live Hawaiian music 6-8pm.

JUNIOR LACUESTA

TUESDAY 29 9pm

SMOOTH ISLAND MUSIC $1 TACOS $3 CORONAS $3 CUERVO SHOTS

OPEN MIC

WEDNESDAY 30 9pm

GET UP & JAM OR WATCH THE RISING STARS

1913 S Kihei Rd 808.891.8010 ACROSS FROM FOODLAND

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Your connection with someone is your connection with them. You don’t need anyone else’s permission, opinion, or approval. Even though having those things is nice (and there can be consequences when you don’t get them), they’re not actually necessary. Make sure your stubborn independence and determination win the day, because there may be unreasonable obstacles, rules, or limitations placed on you regarding you and another consenting adult human being. Ultimately, the decision about whether and how you relate to someone is yours, and following your heart, gut, and conscience must take precedence over someone else’s two cents. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Everyone exaggerates a little, from time to time. But when tall tales (or inflated resumés) can potentially get someone into hot water, it might be your duty to drag them down to earth— gently, if possible. It’s no fun to pop someone’s balloon, I know—but it’s even less fun to watch them sail so high into the stratosphere they can’t breathe, or to observe them plummeting from such a height. Since no one else seems to be doing the dirty work of keeping a fanciful friend’s feet on the ground, that lousy job has fallen to you. Get to it. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Just a reminder: life’s not fair. Expecting it to be only leads to disappointment. However, despite that sad reality, you should strive to invest equity and equality in all things you have a substantial say in. There’s no compelling reason to perpetuate the injustices we all encounter every day, when you have the power to create a situation where they don’t play much of a factor. Since this week you have a significant amount of power to determine whether others are pleasantly surprised by a sweet situation, or have their cynicism reinforced, strive for the former, not the latter. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Everyone has a friend who enjoys taking charge, and occasionally makes people feel like bit actors (or worse, props) in a play written, produced, and directed by them. While being part of these productions can sometimes be tremendous fun, it can also be a terrible drag, especially when your own preferences are overruled or dismissed. There’s no need to dredge up your own inner diva here, but sometimes simply standing firm and insisting on your own way—especially when it really has minimal impact on anyone besides you—is the only reasonable way to go. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Don’t let a miscommunication, missed connection, or spasm of insecurity or shyness keep you from what might very well be a tremendous opportunity (or at least learning experience). Passing up something so potentially cool because of a weak moment is something you’ll kick yourself over for ages, if you let it happen. Don’t! Suck it up, slap a smile onto your face, and seize whatever chances come your way, whether or not you’re actually feeling it. Remember, the biggest source of regret for most people isn’t the stuff they did—it’s the stuff they never did. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You’ve already discovered that when you try to impose your standards—especially regarding tidiness, cleanliness, or organization—on someone else, things don’t tend to work out too well for more than a short-term arrangement. Anyone can clean up their act for a little while (if they’re a guest in your home, for example), but requiring them to change their whole way of being isn’t particularly reasonable. Asking them to meet a basic standard in these departments is fair—but your standard tends to be far above that, even if it feels perfectly normal and reasonable to you. Take it down a notch and cut them a whole bunch more slack, won’t you? LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Even though you’re generally exceptionally adept at

seeing both sides of a picture, you’re not necessarily as good at wrapping your head around someone else’s needs when they’re ones you don’t share. You may not be able to understand why someone needs the things they say they do, but it’s not your place to argue with them or stand in their way. You must simply take them at their word and let them do what they must. If it’s not something you can tolerate, then walk away, but don’t try to tell someone not to feel the way they feel—that never works out, and just makes you look like an ass.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You’re usually pretty good about keeping your nose out of people’s business, even when they (accidentally or on purpose) wave it in front of your face. Every once in a while, though, something happens that tempts you to interfere, even though rationally you know it’s not likely you’ll be helpful, and in fact may make matters worse. Such thoughts don’t erase the temptation, though. However, since just such a compelling and dangerous situation is likely to appear this week, you must marshal all your willpower, rally distractions, and enlist help to just stay out of it. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC.21) Boredom with life is not something many Sagittarians feel particularly often, if ever at all. However it does afflict certain people you know. While you can’t force them to take an interest in the things that keep you stimulated and excited about life, you can inject a little more joy and adventure into their lives, if you choose to. They may not always be open to it, but don’t let past rebuffs deter you from trying again. This week, most everyone you know will be gratefully receptive to just about any well-intentioned distraction from ennui you provide. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Everyone has embarrassing secret worries and fears. The best part about such things is that almost every time, saying them out loud to someone else greatly diminishes their power (even if it’s embarrassing in the moment) and sometimes even makes them go away completely. You might not know this, because Capricorns are notoriously closemouthed about such mortifying insecurities, and thus rarely benefit from the blessed benefits of sharing them with someone else. This week, break that pattern. Gather your nerve, choose a trusted friend wisely, and then confess your private fears, and watch them (at least mostly) melt away. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Clean up your own messes. While it’s easy to put off such unpleasant tasks, and simple to decide that anyone complaining or stewing about them is just being too persnickety and anal, the simple fact of the matter is that it’s your mess, and it’s simply not fair to force someone else to clean it up for you. This is a rough lesson to learn, and sometimes those trying to teach it to you are less than gentle or subtle. However, that shouldn’t keep you from learning it nevertheless, even if the messes are more subtle or intangible than spilled milk, or more annoying to clean up than spray-on glitter. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Most people throughout history who vocally questioned the status quo were called, essentially, “crazy.” Some, of course, were quite out of their minds—but many were simply privy to a truth different from whatever version was most popular at the time, and were either unable or unwilling to keep silent about it. This difficult role has frequently fallen to you Fish, who are often able to see things in different ways than the rest of us. While it may be tempting to simply bite your tongue and avoid the criticism or dismay of those who disagree with you, speaking your truth is one of the most powerful and important things you can do. Please have the courage and integrity to do it, especially this week.

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