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What are you doing to go green? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com @jacobshafer on Twitter Drinking beer to conserve water Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Farting less Proofreader: Dina Wilson Staying home Interns: Henry Arroyo, Britney Kidd, Anna Such Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Jory John, Ben Lowenthal, Avery Monsen, Ted Rall, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Riding a horse Art Director: Chris Skiles chris@mauitime.com / lucky11studios.com Smoking lots of pot Graphic Designers: Shane Fontanilla, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Eating more fruits and veggies General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Going naked Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com Burning trees Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Using my own shopping bags Web Design: Linear Publishing Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter

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4 NEWS & VIEWS Coconut Wireless talks dengue fever and transgender discrimination. Gas prices rise but bank fees fall in By the Numbers. News of the Weird exposes a scuba asher. Quizunderstood asks about UH graduations and pet laws. Eh Brah! doesn’t take kindly to kittens. Open Letters bugs out. Publisher Tommy Russo’s run-in with MPD inspires Reader Feedback.

10 FEATURE STORY From solar-powered cars to school gardens to Earth Day events to a dirt workshop, we examine all sorts of ways you can enviro up your life. It’s the Green Issue.

15 BOM BALLOT Whip it out and ďŹ ll it in—the Best of Maui ballot, that is.

19 FILM CRITIQUE Barry Wurst II says Scream 4 isn’t worth shouting about.

20 Film Capsules/Listings

21 THIS WEEK’S PICKS Five For Fighting on the West side, an art fest at the Ritz and islandwide Easter haps.

22 Da Kine Calendar 23 Grid

28 BACK PAGES Kula Kid speaks for the trees. Sign Language tells Gemini to look out for cheaters.

30 Classified 31 Mind, Body & Spirit

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NUMBERS Coconut Wireless $4.86

Average cost of a gallon of gas in Wailuku this week, an all-time high

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$5.2 million Overdraft fees collected by Bank of Hawaii (BOH) in the first quarter of 2011, a 40 percent decrease compared to the same period last year; BOH says the change was “primarily due” to new, stricter federal rules that took effect last summer

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Amount a Pennsylvania man paid in 1989 for a flea market picture frame that turned out to contain an original copy of the Declaration of Independence

Brand New Dengue? It’s been ten years since Maui’s last dengue fever outbreak. In that time, says Maui health officer Dr. Lorrin Pang, the disease has “exploded worldwide.” And it may be back on the Valley Isle, with five suspected cases in East Maui. When we spoke earlier this week, Dr. Pang said none of the cases had been confirmed (and that, in fact, at least one possible case had been ruled out). But, he emphasized,“There is definitely a threat—this is something we need to stay on top of.” Pang said eradication efforts are focused on areas with a lot of mosquitoes and a lot of tourists. “It’s spread mosquito-man, mosquito-man, so it’s essential to keep it contained,” he explained. “The Hana coast is really our Achilles’ heel.” Pang encouraged homeowners to clear brush and standing water within 50 feet of their houses. And he said anyone experiencing symptoms—fever, headache, joint and muscle aches, rash, vomiting— should see a doctor right away. (He added that those can also be signs of an unrelated but potentially fatal bacterial infection called leptospirosis.) Asked where people should turn for updates, Pang pointed to the state Department of Health. The DOH Web site does feature basic information about dengue, but as of this writing the most recent news concerned two cases on Oahu—posted March 24. Meaning that, in large part, we may be on our own.

Engendering Debate Civil unions grabbed all the headlines, but another, no less controversial bill related to the LGBT community is still moving through the legislature. HB546, which would make it illegal for employers to discriminate on the basis of “gender identity or expression,” has cleared

Amount film producer Norman Lear paid for the document in 2000 before launching the nationwide Declaration of Independence Tour, which arrived on Oahu this week

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both the House and Senate and is awaiting Gov. Abercrombie’s signature. Gay and civil rights groups and major labor unions including the AFL-CIO and Hawaii Government Employees Association support the bill. But, naturally, it has detractors as well. In testimony provided to the Senate Judiciary Committee, the Hawaii Family Forum (“family,” as ever, being code for “religious”) suggested the bill would undermine the ability of “Christian and other organizations with an opposing view...to act on their beliefs without facing stigma or punishment.” Church groups played the victim with civil unions and lost. Apparently it’s still their favorite trick.

Ali‘i Chang (1942-2011) George Bernard Shaw wrote that “the best place to seek God is in a garden,” words

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that would surely resonate with Maui’s Ali‘i Chang, who died last week at age 69. Chang founded the Ali‘i Kula Lavender Farm, and for years his smiling visage greeted residents and visitors who flocked to the little slice of well-manicured paradise. Chang was raised on a farm on Oahu, and opened a tropical garden on Maui in 1976. He would later buy a plot of land in Kula, and eventually turn it into a thriving enterprise. “His first love was always nurturing the land,” wrote Chang’s business partner, Lani Medina Weigert, in a tribute posted on the farm’s Web site. “He was a man with a lighthearted touch who was quick to laugh, with a childlike spirit.” A memorial service is scheduled for July 9 at the Lavender Farm. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1444c

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BY CHUCK SHEPHERD

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NEWS OF THE WEIRD WHEN GEEKS ATTACK In March, a teenager was charged with attempting to rob the Fun 4 All comic book store in Southfield, Michigan, with a homemade bomb (that looked realistic but turned out to be harmless) and presenting a list of the specific collectors’ merchandise (not money) he wanted. After the clerk balked at the demands, the robber relented, paid cash for a few of the items on the list and left. When arrested later, he called the incident a “social experiment.”

BUSTED! The manager of the Channel Islands Cooperative store in the British territory of Jersey acknowledged to BBC News in November that a shopper’s complaint was justified and that refunds would be made. The customer believed she had been overcharged by five pounds (about $8) because, while weighing fruits and vegetables, the clerk had been leaning over so that her breasts accidentally increased pressure on the scale.

PERVS ON PARADE (1) Salt Lake County corrections officer Robert Monson, 38, was charged in December with having sex with a female he met while she was in lockup. According to the woman, the couple’s trysts were not impeded by her ankle monitor, which Monson insisted was “sexy.” In fact, shortly after the monitor was removed,

the relationship ended. (2) A 50-year-old man was charged with indecent exposure near Yakima, Washington, in March when he jumped in front of a woman, genitals exposed, but otherwise dressed in a diver’s wet suit, mask and bright orange gloves.

ART AND SOLE Scottish artist Jane Forbes, 47, won the “Shoe Is Art” competition in Dundee in late 2010 with a work (“Ad Infinitum”) that a University of Dundee spokesman called “awe-inspiring.” Forbes painted (and photographed) the same pair of shoes every day for 66 consecutive days, hypothesizing that subtle differences in her “mood” would be detectable in any variations in the paint jobs.

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS Timothy James Chapek, 24, was charged with burglary in March after he broke into a house in Portland, Oregon, and had a shower. Unknown to him, the resident was in another part of the house and came, with his two German shepherds and a gun, to confront Chapek through the closed bathroom door, while calling 911. Fearing the dogs and the gun, Chapek simultaneously dialed 911 himself, begging that officers come quickly and arrest him. ■

I get it. You’ve got some kittens to get rid of. And I give you credit for not just dumping them in a cane field to become road kill or another roving pack of mangy strays. But forcing your daughter—who couldn’t have been more than six—to sit out in the hot sun for hours pleading with passerby while you lounged in the shade smoking cigarettes and gabbing on your cell phone? Borderline child abuse, lady. I suppose I should be glad you’re not going to be in charge of any more lives, since when we drove past the second time your poor kid had managed to unload all but a single cat. Maybe let her keep it, so at least she has one friend in the house. Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent, to “Eh Brah!” c/o MauiTime, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to

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QUIZunderstood 1. Next month, UH Manoa’s Department of Educational Technology will hold its graduation ceremony where, for the first time?

2. State lawmakers are considering a bill (HB243) that would require Hawaii pet stores to do what to all dogs and cats before selling them?

3. Fill in the blank: In an interview with ABC News this week, President Obama responded to the ongoing “birther” controversy by telling viewers, “I don’t have ________________.” A. “A Hawaii birth certificate” B. “Any respect for these morons” C. “Horns” See answers, page 29

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he story and video depicting my April 12 altercation with Duane “Dog” Chapman’s security team and Officer Nelson Johnson of the Maui Police Department set off quite a firestorm (scan the QR code at right to read my account and view the footage). It was picked up by various local and national media outlets and has sparked a heated and ongoing discussion about media freedoms and aggressive law enforcement. I can consider legal action against both Chapman’s production company and Maui County. But it’s my sincere hope that this story will quickly become much bigger than me. Over the past week, many people have shared their frustrations and stories regarding MPD. If we stand together, and demand reform and accountability, I believe we can get to a place where the police once again fulfill their role as public servants. Below you’ll find a sampling of reader comments culled from mauitime.com; unlike the Web, these comments were carefully selected to represent different views. I encourage you to join the conversation. - Tommy Russo, Publisher

Please Tommy, file a lawsuit against MPD and Dog and his crew—you will have so much support from the people of Maui and the rest of the world. I live in Canada now and I saw this, so people out there are watching. —Tonya I am shocked and disappointed by MPD. How can this cop still be on the job? Good luck, Tommy. Take ‘em down. — TheWatchman

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Oh boo hoo. How would you like it if the next time you were in a parking lot talking to friends, fans or strangers, some guy came up and started videoing your actions and then played the ACLU card and refused to stop when you asked? This little melee is hardly news at all—unless you own a newspaper, in which case your ego would make it front-page news. — Bored enough to comment Why is it that everyone I know has a bad opinion of cops? Gee, look at the video. I know there are good cops. Where are you? You’re becoming outnumbered. We know you put your life in danger. You’re trained for this. Did you not also train to maintain your integrity? Maybe Tommy was being a punk. That does not give the officer the

right to do what he did. — Anonymous I predict this whole thing will quickly be forgotten. Nobody really cares what happens to hack journalists like Russo. I would slap him too if he stuck a camera in my face. My hat’s off to Officer Johnson for maintaining composure. — Jerry Morales F the record, For II’m hardly a fan of MauiTime or Mr. M Russo, but sometimes R you y gotta look at the bigger picture (thug b celebs, freedom of the c press, bad cops). You p need to get this story n out o to as many media outlets as possible— o spread it everywhere. s A lot of local media may m not cover it, but some will. s — Anonymous JJust because you were within i hi your llegall rights i h doesn’t mean you weren’t acting like a jerk. You didn’t deserve to get hit, but why stick around and make the situation worse for an “F-list” celebrity? — Abe Kudos to MauiTime and Tommy for sharing this. The video is a prime example of why we need independent journalists on these islands. — Anonymous

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A Place In The Sun Living off the grid isn’t easy, but it is possible. And Jason King wants to show you how “Buildings, too, are children of Earth and Sun.” - Frank Lloyd Wright

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own a winding private drive on Maui’s northeastern arch, Jason King’s solarpowered home is perched amidst his manicured lawn and gardens, overlooking a malie bay. Atop his luxury hale are 23 solar panels that power his entire life. With a dual Outback inverter and 24-count battery bank, it’s a robust system that King says, “powers my car, phat sound system, home movie theater, laundry, refrigerator, hot tub, sauna—every single luxury there is.” “This is groundbreaking,” says King, his passion apparent. “I’m off oil. And it was totally feasible.” King says he feels it’s his “duty” to “let the world know that this can be done.” King points to the zenith of his sustainableliving achievements, his Chevrolet Volt—a lithium-ion battery-powered hybrid vehicle, rated by the EPA as the most fuel-efficient car sold in the U.S. King says it’s the only Volt in the state, and possibly the only totally solarpowered car in the world. “I’ve been trying to live a sustainable lifestyle for years now,” says King. “But still driving a frickin’ car was killing me. So this, this was it. This was the last big step.” Taking that last big step took time, money and guts. “Because no one was doing it, there was no one to ask if it could be done,” King says. Not only is the Volt “so technologically advanced” that if it were to break he’d likely have to ship it the Mainland for repairs, but King’s foremost concern was how to devise a system that would effectively power a vehicle that requires “13 kilowatt hours [kwh] from empty to full—like having five hot tubs running at once.” After exhaustive research and assistance—namely from Michael Schwarz of Sunstation LLC, who “worked his ass off and did an amazing job”—King has pioneered the successful implementation of “technology that has been here forever.” And having worked out a lot of the logistical kinks, King wants to share what

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he’s learned. “People who are scared and think they can’t afford it need to realize that they can’t afford not to.”

“The day, water, sun, moon, night—I do not have to purchase these things with money.” - Plautus “The whole concept of buying gas that’s been raped out of the earth, refined and shipped across the planet—and we go to war for it—it’s so unnecessary! It’s ludicrous!” exclaims King. And, he says, having an electric car while “still plugging into the grid and getting power from diesel generators” negates a lot of the environmental benefit. Powered by just nine solar panels, King estimates the system charging his Volt cost him around $7,000, equal to about two years’ worth of would-be gas expenditures. “That means in two years not only is my driving going to be pollution free, it’s going to be free,” he says. “I get about 50 miles [per charge],” King says, adding he only exceeds that range “maybe once every month or two. “ “[Unlike] a lot of other electric cars, you don’t have ‘range anxiety,’ scared you’re going to get stuck on the side of the road,” he says. “If I do need to go beyond my range, there’s a little generator [and] I get 40 miles per gallon. I can go 350 miles without stopping.” The car comes with a 120 volt cord for charging, but King has added a 240 volt charger. He says he charges his car during the day, meaning the energy is “going from

the panels straight to the car and barely taxing my batteries at all.” “I have to say, I’ve never been a big Chevy fan,” he admits, “but they did an amazing job on this car. It’s hella fun to drive, it doesn’t make any noise, and the cool thing about it is electric motors develop all their torque instantly. So when you hit the accelerator—not the gas, but the accelerator—it’s like, boom!”

“Stand a little less between me and the sun.” – Diogenes “I kind of got screwed because I was impatient—but it was impatience for a good reason,” says King. Before buying the Volt, King says he first tried biodiesel, “but the local fuel available on Maui damaged my vehicles and my generator.” Frustrated, King decided to try the hybrid route. (Laughing, he adds, “I asked all my friends, ‘If I drove a $100,000 Tesla—but it was all solar powered—would I still look like a pretentious douche bag?’ And without hesitation, all of them said ‘yes.’”) Disturbed by the “lackadaisical” response from local Chevy dealerships—and facing upwards of “several years” before he could buy one in-state—King shipped a Volt in from California. “The car is expensive,” says King of the Volt’s $40,280 sticker price. “But it has a [maximum] $7,500 federal tax rebate, and you can get a $4,500 Hawaii rebate. That brings the car down to the low $30,000 range, which is what any decent new car costs.”

However, King says he was denied both tax benefits. On the federal level, the New Qualified Plug-in Electric Drive Motor Vehicle Credit applies, as King explains, “only if you owe $7,500 in taxes.” Locally, King was ineligible because he didn’t purchase his Volt in Hawaii. “I would have loved to keep the money in Hawaii and support the local Maui car dealership that’s going to be servicing it,” he says. “So basically, I got punished for being one of the first ones.” King feels he was penalized for being a pioneer, and expresses frustration at the roadblocks he’s encountered. “If our government really gave a shit and really wanted to do something to save the environment, rather than subsidizing oil, they would subsidize this for every house in America,” he says. “How many jobs would that create? And instead of paying your electric bill every month, you’d pay a little bit back towards the government. It would be a win, win, win, win situation.”

“At rest, however, in the middle of everything is the sun.” – Nicolaus Copernicus “I don’t have any internal combustion engines anymore,” says King, pointing to a neat row of electric tools. “Lawnmower, chainsaw, weed whacker—it’s all powered by the sun. It’s mind boggling to think of all the things that are done with the sun’s energy. That the very sun that grows the grass provides the power to the tools to cut the grass… that inside, the freezer is turning the sun into cold.” Outside, King’s hot tub has a view of the last breaching humpbacks of the season, and runs on a solar system independent from the house (which King says would otherwise have an operating cost of $150 per month, given Maui’s electricity rates). A small solar panel powers a pump that simply circulates water through a black plastic lining stretched out in a sunny spot on the lawn. What King is doing may seem ambitious. And it is. But here’s what he hopes everyone takes away: “What I’m doing may cost more in the beginning, but in the end you’re saving money and doing the environment a great service.” ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1444a1

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hat are you wearing? Whatever it is, chances are your garments polluted the Earth before adorning your body. Ditto the fabric you sleep under, drape on your walls and use to dry yourself off after a day at the beach. When it comes to big polluters, the textile industry is second only to industrialized agriculture. Since most major textile manufacturers have moved off American soil, we don’t often hear a lot about the damage the industry causes. Pesticides are used to grow cotton; chemical agents are used to process the plant fibers into fabric; and more dangerous compounds go into the dying process. The result is cheaper clothes—at a great cost to the planet. Fortunately, there are a number of Maui shops trying to make a difference in the garment industry. At Da Green Tee (8715326) in Kahului, you’ll find bamboo towels and bedding in all sizes and colors. They also sell bamboo and organic cotton T-shirts and re-usable shopping bags. Bamboo is an up-and-coming sustainable fabric; it grows quickly and doesn’t require pesticides or chemical fertilizers. And people like to wear it because the feel and drape is similar to silk. Hemp is a “bast” plant, meaning the fiber used to create the materials comes from the stalk of the plant. Naturally insect resistant, it also requires no pesticides. And hemp is efficient—a field of hemp can produce a yield three times greater than cotton. You can find great hemp garments for men and women at The Hemp House (579-8880)

in Paia, along with bags, backpacks and accessories. Wings Hawaii (wingshawaii.com) has embraced the sustainable model for their upcoming summer collection, using an organic nettle and cotton handwoven fabric. The nettle is grown in the Himalayas and handwoven by villagers, and Wings is adding organic cotton as well as bamboo and cotton blends. They’re also utilizing recycled fabric, including pieces of tablecloths and napkins, which lend a unique quality to their signature looks. All of the designs are created on Maui— from the sketches through the dying and sewing at Wings’ Pauwela cannery studio. They also hand-screen Ts, and make stunning jewelry. (Check it all out at their open house and fashion show on May 1 from 5-8pm.) Visit these local outlets and the next time someone asks what you’re wearing, you’ll be able to answer with pride. - Jen Russo

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ART OF TRASH OPENING RECEPTION Saturday, April 22, 7pm, Maui Mall, Kahului, free “This is a show of limitless possibilities, unconventional materials and challenging construction techniques,” says Maui Art of Trash coordinator Wilma Nakamura. Every entry is made from repurposed items that have outlived their original use. Maui Art of Trash founder and juror Ira Ono says the exhibit “has always had a playful energy and underlying awareness of just how serious a matter reusing and recycling can be.” This Community Work Day Program-presented show runs through May 14 (10am-6pm) and

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MAUI EARTH DAY FESTIVAL Sunday, May 1, 10am-5pm, Ke’opualani Park, Kahului, $7 (free for keiki) An Earth-lovers’ fest for the whole family— with the theme “Live Consciously, Consume Sustainably”—nestled in the tree-shaded amphitheater behind the Maui Nui Botanical Gardens. Groove to the conscious tunes of The Freeradicals Projekt, Maui Underground, Divino’s All Stars, Omar & The Soultones, Haiku Hillbillys, Maesyn, Sounds of Jah, The Gerit Williams Band and many more. Plus, guest speakers like Maui County environmental coordinator Rob Parsons, health officer Lorrin Pang, Surfrider Foundation Maui Chapter chairperson Tim Lara, filmmaker Michael Murphy and Maui Permaculture Network director Claire Kellerman. Enjoy food vendors and bring your own non-breakable plates, cups and utensils. 280-8596; mauiearthday.org

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rowing local is good for the environment, but it’s also good for our health. Nearly 30 percent of Hawaii keiki are obese, while the national obesity rate for kids has tripled in the past 30 years. Initiatives from the Federal Government like Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move, and the Fruits

& Veggies More Matters program aim to re-educate families and students on eating right. The Center for Disease Control assists in local programs as well, contributing to a Community Work Day effort called Communities Putting Prevention to Work (CPPW), in partnership with the Department of Health and other agencies. The goal is to diminish health issues and prevent obesity through several programs at the hyper-local level—including school gardens. The CPPW’s mission is spearheaded by executive director Rae Chandler and outreach coordinator Matt Lane. The plan is to mobilize other community members to sponsor and support gardens so they can sustainably operate for years to come. One of the partnerships they’ve formed is with Lehn Huff’s Maui School Garden Network, accessing more than 40 schools with preexisting gardens to see what improvements they can make together. Up at the donated greenhouse space in Omaopio where seedlings and starts for the CPPW projects begin, Lane shows me rows and rows of sprouting plants—the fruits of recent volunteer labor. “If we build the gardens in the right way, the effects will be far reaching,� Lane says. “We’re creating a food movement on Maui starting at the heart of our communities, the high schools. We’re breaking down the traditional idea of community gardens by putting them in the schools and getting the community to support them there. We’re taking lessons from other established gardens like Hoa ‘Aina O Makaha in west Oahu, built next to

a school, sustaining itself since 1979.� Recent volunteer activity at Lahainaluna High School saw Hawaiian Dredging lending a hand with clearing land, Ace Hardware putting up banners and bringing in 20plus volunteers, Job Corps bringing more volunteers and Napli Kai donating plants and know-how. Other ongoing garden projects include UH Maui, Lokelani High School and Pomaikai Elementary, with the next volunteer day coming up on April 30. The Haiku Elementary School Garden was blessed Mala O Haiku last October, with 2,500 square feet of vegetables, fruit, flowers and native plants. Robin Imonti, the school garden coordinator, hopes that the garden will “grow a few [future] farmers.� “I find that the kids are super excited to come into the garden, very curious, and some are already quite knowledgeable,� she says. “They love to eat what they grow on the days that we harvest.� Her support team includes Haiku Community Association, Haiku Hardware, Maui Bio Soil and, of course, community volunteers. As Kihei Elementary’s harvest pizza party wraps up, Dan Fiske explains his dream for the already flourishing gardens: “I would like to see all this as a garden,� he says, gesturing toward the campus’s open space. “Not just food, but tea gardens where kids are sitting down and reading. The great thing here is we can teach, garden and grow all year long.� ■To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1444a2

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have done exactly that—and that IMOs are one way to restore balance and vitality. “Farmers have been drugged,” he says. “They’ve been sold a bill of goods. But I think that’s starting to change.” Mina expresses frustration with the state and county, which he says haven’t thrown their weight behind small, local farms. “You hear a lot of talk about food security and sustainability, but I don’t see the results,” he says. Thus, he concludes, “we have to take things into our own hands, and educate people about other possibilities.” ■ - Jacob Shafer

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Former MauiTime columnist and current Maui County Environmental Coordinator Rob Parsons outlines the top three enviro concerns facing the county and state... 1) Injection wells/ Water re-use The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the local DIRE (Don’t Inject, REdirect) Coalition forced the County’s hand on this issue over the past two years, pointing to studies that wastewater reclamation facility injection wells contribute to algae growth and degradation of coastal reef ecosystems. Yet County treatment facilities in Kahului, Kihei and Lahaina collectively continue to inject millions of gallons daily deep into the ground, where it percolates into the ocean through Maui’s porous volcanic substrate. The Arakawa administration is reviewing a number of possible options for expanded water treatment and re-use. Current proposals include one that would incorporate growing a biofuel crop, and using the renewable energy produced to help offset the high electrical costs associated with pumping water to and fro. The key is redefining the term “wastewater” to “wasted water,” and viewing it as the underutilized resource that it is.

Maui’s central valley. But the daily phone calls, e-mails and photos sent to my office over the past several weeks serve as an acute reminder that we have yet to shift the sugar plantation’s unsustainable model to a more robust and nourishing alternative. Think bio-diversity, more jobs (rather than lost jobs), and an abundance of local, healthy foods. How about a community forum of ideas and solutions to kick it off?

3) Local renewable energy choices

2) Cane-burning/ local food production

While the energy goals (40 percent generation from renewables by 2030, and another 30 percent in energy efficiency) set forth by the Lingle administration are laudable, the implementation appears steeped in politics and big business. Wind is our only immediate solution, we’re told, even though it requires diesel backup for non-windy days. Sorry, but with oil prices soaring we must find ways to turn the grid model on its head and return the power to the people. It appears there may be more promise, and fewer problems, with increased solar photovoltaic coverage, geothermal, concentrated solar thermal and, most of all, energy conservation and efficiency. ■

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comfortable in their old roles and it’s a pleasure to see them back. I didn’t realize how much I missed Arquette’s loopy local law enforcer, though the scenes where his on-screen marriage to Cox

is on the rocks are a bit uncomfortable, given the fact that the actors’ real-life union reportedly fizzled on set. This is easily the most violent entry in the series, with a clever, gasp-inducing

opening that sets the bar too high for the rest of the film to clear. That’s especially true at the climax (don’t worry, I won’t reveal anything), where Craven goes too far and, frankly, lets the movie get away from him. To be honest, I’m sick of watching kids killing kids. Gore is a given in horror movies, but at a certain point the splatters of blood and impaled teenagers become both excessive and mundane. Tons of young actors are slaughtered before we know or care who they are. Of the large (and largely disposed) cast, a nicely subdued Anthony Anderson and Cox have the best lines, both of which are unprintable here. Kevin Williamson’s screenplay pokes fun at horror movie remakes, a ripe target, but avoids sticking a knife where it counts: namely, needless sequels that feed off nostalgia and offer nothing new. Ghostface hasn’t been scary in a decade. And, unfortunately, the Scream franchise has been reduced to a low whimper. ■To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1444f

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Showtimes FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees) Rio (2D) - PG - THU-FRI (4:15), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (4:15), 7:00, 9:30. Scream 4 - R - THU-FRI (5:00), 7:20, 9:50. SAT-SUN (2:30), 5:00, 7:20, 9:50. MON-WED (5:00), 7:20, 9:50. Soul Surfer - PG - THU (4:40), 7:10, 9:40. FRI (4:30), 7:05, 9:40. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:30, 7:05, 9:40. MON-WED (4:30), 7:05, 9:40. Source Code - PG13 - THU (4:30), 7:05, 9:45. Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family - PG13 - FRI (4:40), 7:15, 9:50. SATSUN (2:00), 4:40, 7:15, 9:50. MON-WED (4:40), 7:15, 9:50.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) African Cats - G - FRI-WED 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 7:20, 9:25. Arthur - PG13 - THU 11:00, 11:50, 2:15, 4:40, 7:10, 9:35. FRI-WED 11:50, 2:15, 4:40, 7:10, 9:35. Rio (2D) - PG - THU 11:15, 1:25, 1:30, 3:35, 3:50, 5:45, 6:10, 7:55, 8:20, 10:05. FRI-SAT 11:20, 12:00, 1:30, 2:15, 3:40, 5:50, 8:00, 10:10. SUN-WED 11:20, 12:00, 1:30, 2:15, 3:40, 5:50, 8:00. Rio (3D) - PG - THU 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:10, 9:20. FRI-SUN 10:30, 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:10, 9:20. MON-WED 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:10, 9:20. Soul Surfer - PG - THU 11:05, 12:00, 1:20, 2:20, 3:40, 4:40, 6:00, 7:00, 8:20, 9:20. FRI-SAT 11:05, 1:20, 4:20, 3:40, 6:00, 7:00, 8:20, 9:20, 10:40. SUN-WED 11:05, 1:20, 4:20, 3:40, 6:00, 7:00, 8:20, 9:20.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Bag It - Unrated - TUE 6:00. Hanna - R - THU 1:15, 3:40, 6:05, 8:30. FRI-SUN 1:00, 3:30. MON-WED 3:40, 6:05. Lunch Line - Unrated - SUN 6:00. On Coal River - Unrated - SAT 6:00. Planeat - Unrated - FRI 6:00. Rio (2D) - PG - THU 1:05, 3:30, 5:50, 8:10. FRI-SAT 11:05, 1:20, 3:35, 5:50, 8:05, 10:20. SUN 11:05, 1:20, 3:35, 5:50, 8:05. MON-WED 1:10, 3:35, 6:05, 8:30. Scream 4 - R - THU 1:10, 3:35, 6:00, 8:25. FRI-SUN 10:40, 8:00, 10:20. MON 1:15, 8:35. TUE-WED 1:15, 7:45. Soul Surfer - PG - THU 1:05, 3:35, 6:00, 8:25. FRI-SAT 12:00, 2:20, 4:40, 7:05, 9:20. SUN 12:00, 2:20, 4:40, 7:05. MON-WED 1:05, 3:30, 5:45, 8:05.

WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT

Urban Roots - Unrated - WED 6:00. Water For Elephants - PG13 - FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. SUN 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00. MON-WED 1:00, 3:45, 6:20, 9:00.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees) Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules - PG - THU (2:25, 4:45), 7:15, 9:35. Hanna - R - THU-FRI (1:40, 4:20), 7:00, 9:40. SAT-SUN (1:40), 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. MON-WED (1:40, 4:20), 7:00, 9:40. Hop - PG - THU (1:50, 2:20, 4:10, 4:40), 6:30, 7:00, 8:50, 9:20. FRI (12:00, 1:50, 2:20, 4:10, 4:40), 6:30, 7:00, 8:50, 9:20. SAT-SUN (12:00, 1:50, 2:20), 4:10, 4:40, 6:30, 7:00, 8:50, 9:20. MON-WED (1:50, 2:20, 4:10, 4:40), 6:30, 7:00, 8:50, 9:20. Insidious - PG13 - THU (2:40, 5:05), 7:30, 9:55. FRI (12:15, 2:40, 5:05), 7:30, 9:55. SAT-SUN (12:15, 2:40), 5:05, 7:30, 9:55. MON-WED (2:40, 5:05), 7:05, 9:45. Limitless - PG13 - THU (2:35, 5:00), 7:25, 9:50. FRI (12:10, 2:35, 5:00), 7:25, 9:50. SAT-SUN (12:10, 2:35), 5:00, 7:25, 9:50. MON-WED (2:35), 5:00), 7:25, 9:50. The Lincoln Lawyer - R - THU (1:35, 4:20), 7:05, 9:45. FRI (1:35, 4:15), 7:05, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:35), 4:15, 7:05, 9:45. MON-WED (1:35, 4:15), 7:05, 9:45. Rango - PG - THU (1:30, 4:05), 6:40, 9:15. Scream 4 - R - THU (2:30, 4:50), 7:10, 9:30. FRI (1:50, 4:30), 7:10, 9:50. SATSUN (1:50), 4:30, 7:10, 9:50. MON-WED (1:50, 4:30), 7:10, 9:50. Source Code - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00. Sucker Punch - PG13 - THU (1:45, 4:15), 6:55, 9:30. Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family - PG13 - FRI (12:05, 2:30, 4:55), 7:20, 9:45. SAT-SUN (12:05, 2:30), 4:55, 7:20, 9:45. MON-WED (2:30, 4:55), 7:20, 9:45. Water For Elephants - PG13 - SAT-SUN (12:30, 1:30, 3:20), 4:20, 6:10, 7:10, 9:00, 10:00. FRI (12:30, 1:30, 3:20, 4:20), 6:10, 7:10, 9:00, 10:00. MON-WED (1:30, 3:20, 4:20), 6:10, 7:10, 9:00, 10:00. Your Highness - R - THU (2:30, 5:00), 7:30, 10:00. FRI (12:00, 2:30, 5:00), 7:30, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:30), 5:00, 7:30, 10:00. MON-WED (2:30, 5:00), 7:30, 10:00.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees) Arthur - PG13 - THU (1:50), 4:20, 7:10, 9:50. FRI-WED (1:50), 7:10. Hop - PG - THU (2:05, 4:35, 7:05, 9:35. FRI (2:05, 4:35). SAT-SUN (2:05), 4:35. MON-WED (2:05, 4:35). Source Code - PG13 - FRI-WED 7:05, 9:35. Water For Elephants - PG13 - FRI (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. MON-WED (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:45. Your Highness - R - THU (2:10, 4:45), 7:15, 9:45. FRI (4:30), 9:50. SAT-SUN 4:30, 9:50. MON-WED (4:30), 9:50.

New This Week AFRICAN CATS - G - Documentary - Disney manages to make a movie about felines that involves no singing, dancing or lovable sidekicks. 89 min.

THE LINCOLN LAWYER - R - Drama - A slimeball attorney (Matthew McConaughey) finds his conscience. Needless to say, not based on a true story. 119 min.

who co-ruined the Oscars) go on a quest with a hot chick (Natalie Portman). 117 min.

TYLER PERRY’S MADEA’S BIG HAPPY FAMILY - PG 13 - Horror - A dude dresses in drag and pretends to be a mean old lady to impart good ol’ fashioned Christian morals. Seriously. 121 min.

RIO - PG - Animated, Family - A bird who sounds a lot like the dude from The Social Network has various feathered misadventures. 114 min.

LAST CHANCE

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS - PG 13 Romance - What, no peanuts? 122 min.

NOW SHOWING ARTHUR - PG13 - Comedy - Russel Brand plays against type as an effeminate, crazy-haired douche. 110 min. HANNA - R - Action - A 16-year-old female assassin is unleashed on the European subcontinent. See girls? You can do anything you set your mind to. 111 min. HOP - PG - Comedy - It wasn’t easy, but they figured out how to make the Easter Bunny even creepier: give him the voice of a foppish British comedian. 110 min.

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SCREAM 4 - R - Horror - See this week’s film critique (page 19). 120 min. SOUL SURFER - PG - Drama - Based on the inspirational life of Kauai surfer Bethany Hamilton, who lost her arm but not her drive. 106 min. SOURCE CODE - PG13 - Thriller - Jake Gyllenhall blows up every eight minutes, and you get to watch. 108 min. YOUR HIGHNESS - R - Comedy - A pair of bumbling medieval idiots (including the dude

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID 2 - PG - Comedy - Yep, he’s still wimpy. 116 min. RANGO - PG - Animated - Johnny Depp channels a shifty Wild West lizard. Oh, and he does a voice in this movie, too. 122 min. SUCKER PUNCH - PG13 - Action, Fantasy - Locked in a loony bin, a girl creates an elaborate fantasy world replete with dragons and B-52 bombers. 110 min.

WHOLE FOODS “DO SOMETHING REEL” FILM FESTIVAL Water For Elephants

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BAG IT - NR - Documentary - 74 min.

INSIDIOUS - PG13 - Horror - First the kid slips into a coma, then a bunch of evil spirits start showing up? Told you we should have gotten a dog instead. 97 min.

LUNCH LINE - NR - Documentary - 63 min.

LIMITLESS - PG 13 - Drama - A writer takes a drug that gives him unlimited power. Sounds a lot like the MauiTime editorial department, minus the unlimited power bit. 120 min.

URBAN ROOTS - NR - Documentary - 90 min.

ON COAL RIVER - NR - Documentary - 80 min. PLANEAT - NR - Documentary - 78 min.

VANISHING OF THE BEES - NR - Documentary - 60 min.

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G » nicer to be red or yellow or gold.” Huh. Maybe melancholy Mr. Frog would have been better off as a Karma Chameleon sporting Superman’s insignia? But according to Five For Fighting (aka John Ondrasik), the whole “silly red sheet” thing isn’t easy either. Five For Fighting’s chart-topper “Superman (It’s Not Easy)” was released in 2000 on his sophomore album America Town, and quickly became a cathartic canticle following the September 11, 2001 attacks. Given “Superman” is to Five For Fighting as “Bein’ Green” is to Kermit, it’s a safe bet you’ll get to hear the hit performed live, at F4F’s

Maui show, this Saturday (April 23) at the Royal Lahaina Resort. [6:30pm, $65/$85; groovetickets.com] ...With “a call to all things natural,” e na aumakua, the 19th annual Celebration of the Arts Festival will transform the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua this Friday & Saturday (April 22 & 23) from 10am5pm. From artisan demonstrations to film screenings to cultural panels to music and dance, this year’s festivities include the new George Kanahele Mele Ho’okuku (song competition), as well as body artist extraordinaire Rachel Deboer’s “E Na

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Aumakua” human blacklight puppet show. Drenched in colorful surrealism, Deboer’s avant garde storytelling (Sat, 2-2:45pm and Sun, 2:15-3pm) will enrapture keiki and kupuna alike [669-6200; celebrationofthearts.org] ...Why sit at home and dip-dye eggs you likely won’t eat anyway, when hipitty hoppity happenings can be found all around the isle? Create a treasured memory by having your keiki take a photo with the Easter Bunny at Queen Kaahumanu Center, Thursday through Saturday from 10am8pm [queenkaahumanucenter.com]. Or,

iven it’s the Green Issue, I’d be remiss to not quote Kermit’s seminal song “Bein’ Green” (written by Joe Raposo in 1970), and say, “it’s not easy being green, you seem to blend in with so many other ordinary things... it would be much »

take some candid shots during the Maui Mall’s annual Easter egg hunt and main stage entertainment on Saturday, 9:30am-1pm [mauimall.com]. Come Sunday, brunch buffets abound—like at the famed Kaanapali Beach Hotel [667-0124; kbhmaui.com], or Four Sisters Kitchen in Wailuku [2421135; foursisterskitchen.com]. Or take to the high seas to celebrate the season of the Savior’s resurrection (or chocolate bunnies— whatever’s your thing) with the Pacific Whale Foundation’s Easter Brunch Cruise departing from Lahaina Harbor, 11:30am-1:30pm [249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org] ■

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FIVE FOR FIGHTING - Sat, Apr 23. Five for Fighting (aka John Ondrasik) is famous for piano ballads like “Superman (It’s Not Easy)” and “100 Years.” Tickets available at groovetickets.com. See This Week’s Picks for more. Royal Lahaina Resort, 2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina; 661-3611

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MAPA PRESENTS “MARTINA: LOST AND FOUND” Opens Fri, Apr 29, through Sun, May 1. An edgy drama about the challenges of growing up. Written by R.N. Sandburg. Directed by Sally Sefton Johnson. $12 adults / $8 keiki. 7:30pm. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 244-8760 x 228; mauiacademy.org UPCOMING SHOWS AT STELLAS - Fri, Apr 29. Enjoy Hawaiian song man, John Cruz. Fri, May 13 & Sun, May 15. Shimmy to the hip vibes of Waitiki 7. Fri, May 20. Howl with Moon Alice. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 874-3779; stellablues.com TRANCE DANCE WITH DONNA DELORY - Fri, Apr 29. Ethereal pop music star Donna Delory returns to The Studio Maui for a night of ecstatic trance dance. Donna’s music blends north African grooves, meditative melodies, love themes, sanskrit mantras and psychedelic arrangements sure to “stir and shake” you into the sensual sublime. $20 advance / $25 door. 7-9:30pm. The Studio Maui, 810 Haiku Rd, Suite 265, Haiku; 575-9390; thestudiomaui.com DOORWAY INTO LIGHT - Sat, Apr 30. A Spring fundraiser with Ram Dass (6-6:30pm), Lotus Tribe (8-9:30pm), and DJ Ged (9:30-11pm). Plus, a screening of the film

“Fierce Grace” (6:30-8pm), a silent auction, raffle, and tasty treats. $15. 6-11pm. The Studio Maui, 810 Haiku Rd, Suite 265, Haiku; 575-9390; thestudiomaui.com THE BROTHERS CAZIMERO LEI DAY CELEBRATION - Sun, May 1. These masters of Hawaiian music keep with their tradition of performing on Lei Day. $12 / $28 / $37. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, Kahului; 242SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org MASTER CLASS WITH GABRIELLA BENGIS & DONNA DELORY - Sun, May 1. A special event fusing yoga and music. Bengis provides a hatha flow class—appropriate for all levels—inspired by the beautiful lyrical voice of Donna DeLory. $20 advance / $25 door. 8:3010:30pm. The Studio Maui, 810 Haiku Rd, Suite 265, Haiku; 575-9390; thestudiomaui.com SCHOOL BENEFIT WITH MR. MANUEL “MANNY” C. MENENDEZ III - Wed, May 4. Menendez leads an interactive informational dialog titled “Establishing Successful Business Relations with China,” focusing on important, yet little known aspects of doing business in China and attracting Chinese investors. Reservations recommended. $15 suggested donation. 6-8:30pm. Kihei Charter High School, 300 Ohukai Rd. #209, Kihei; 875-0700 TOAD THE WET SPROCKET - Sat, May 7. Having churned out pop/alternative hits like “Walk on the Ocean,” these musicians are Platinum-certified. Tickets available at groovetickets.com. Royal Lahaina Resort, 2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina; 661-3611 SPRING EXTRAVAGANZA - Sat & Sun, May 21 & 22. MAPA’s annual Spring dance recital. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; mauiarts.org, mauiacademy.org AWAKENING KINDNESS HAWAII CONCERT TOUR - Fri, May 13. Featuring Nawang Khechog, a Tibetan flautist who studied Buddhist philosophy and meditation with the Dalai Lama, plus pianist Peter Kater. $25 advance / $30 door. 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org / globalmediaproductions.com / nawangkhechog.com MAUI BREWERS FEST - Sat, May 14. Ooh-right! It’s that time again! Start polishing your beer googles... 3-7pm. A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org SHANTALA: “SACRED MUSIC OF INDIA” KIRTAN Sun, May 22. Join Benjy & Heather Wertheimer for an evening of kirtan, sacred music and the sounds of India. Due to popular demand, this is their third visit to Maui. Catering by Monsoon India and Maui Kombucha. $15 advance/$20 door. 7-9pm. The Studio Maui, 810 Haiku Rd, Suite 265, Haiku; 575-9390; thestudiomaui.com DOLLARS FOR SCHOLARS WINE TASTING AND SILENT AUCTION - Fri, May 27. A benefit for the Lahaina Complex After School Enrichment Tutor Project featuring exquisite wine and delicious food. The project’s after school programs are offered at no cost — including bus transportation, materials, supplies and snacks — to hundreds of keiki participants on the West side. $40 per person. 6-9pm. Aina Nalu Pavilion, 660 Front St., Lahaina; 719-282-9011 COMEDY CENTRAL’S JEFF ROSS - Sat, May 21. Presented by the Maui Celebrity Series. Maui Theatre, 878 Front Street (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 856-7973; mauicelebrityseries.com CITIZEN COPE - Sat, May 28. Some call Citizen Cope “a less smarmy John Mayer crossed with Stevie Wonder and a hint of Randy Newman.” Presented by the Maui Celebrity Series, now in its second year. Features special guests Arise and series creator Brian Evans. $45 - $75. 8-10:30pm. Maui Theatre, 878 Front Street (Old Lahaina

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WED - Free Pool

Rampage 9pm-Close

Dat Guyz 9pm-Close

Ras Lil Dread 9pm-Close

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-Close

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-Close / TUE - Junior Lacuesta, 9pm-Close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-Close

Lahaina Open Mic Night, 7:30-10pm; no cover (all ages)

Sounds of Addiction 8-11:30pm

Free Salsa Lessons 10-11pm / Latin DJ, 11pm; $7

MON - Damon Parillo & Danyel Alana / TUE Jessica Rabbitt & Kanoa / WED - Erin Smith (all sets 7:30-10pm; no cover)

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1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

Center), Lahaina; 856-7973; mauicelebrityseries.com SAVINGS ON FILM FESTIVAL PASSES & VIP PATRON PASSES - Attention movie buffs: If you’re not careful, June 15-19 (i.e. the next Maui Film Festival) will sneak up on you. Start planning ahead by purchasing your passes now through Apr 30, and you’ll be rewarded with killer savings. With a plethora of pass packages to choose from, there’s something for everyone. Visit mauifilmfestival.com for more information. $10 $7,450. Maui Film Festival, 16 Baldwin Ave., Paia; mauifilmfestival.com JOE PISCOPO & BRIAN EVANS - Sat, June 25. Presented by the Maui Celebrity Series. Maui Theatre, 878 Front Street (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 856-7973; mauicelebrityseries.com JAMIE KENNEDY - Sat, July 30. Presented by the Maui Celebrity Series. Maui Theatre, 878 Front Street (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 856-7973; mauicelebrityseries.com ANDREW DICE CLAY - Sat, Aug 13. Presented by the Maui Celebrity Series. Maui Theatre, 878 Front Street (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 856-7973; mauicelebrityseries.com

FOODIE DON JULIO TEQUILA PAIRING DINNER AT GRAND WAILEA - Fri, Apr 22. A fabulous multi-course dinner presented by Chef Bancaco, paired with the exquisite tequila of Don Julio. Not only tequila enthusiasts! Discover what the fuss is about... 5:30pm. Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 8751234; grandwailea.com SUSHI AND SAKE PAIRING DINNER HOSTED AT JAPENGO HYATT MAUI - Fri, Apr 22. Executive Chef Matt Smith and Sushi Chef Jay Ledee present a Sushi & Sake Dinner highlighting premier sake matched with seven creative courses. $125. 6pm. Hyatt Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 661-1234; maui.hyatt.com

MALAMA AINA FESTIVAL AT WHOLE FOODS MARKET - Sat, Apr 23. Meet the people behind some of your favorite non-profit organizations and learn more about the environmental challenges we face in contributing to a greener more sustainable Maui. Free. 11am-3pm. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

“MEALS ON A BUDGET” RECIPE SHOWCASE WITH SHARLA - Every Wed. Looking for the great recipes on a budget? Join demo diva Sharla for a delicious recipe that will satisfied the entire family without breaking the bank (less than $3 per serving). Free. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului; 8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

money for clean water and local reforestation projects. You can ‘do’ your part by visiting one of Aveda’s three Maui locations: Hina Mana Salon and Spa, 2482 Kaanapali Pkwy., Kaanapali; Juvenal II, The Fairmont Kea Lani, 4100 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; Madison Avenue Beauty & Boutique, Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului. 283-1056; auwahi.org

KAPALUA EASTER BRUNCH - Sun, Apr 24. Promises to be lavish and delicious. Reservations required. $85 adult / $42.50 keiki. The Terrace Restaurant, Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, One Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua; 669-6220

SLOW FOODS TASTE EDUCATION: SORBET - Wed, Apr 27. Make sorbet and gelato with Melissa McKelvey of Penguini Gelato in Paia. Products are crafted from locally-grown ingredients in distinctive combinations such as Kafir-lime-coconut, lilikoi-mango and Olinda plum and ginger. Individual sessions are $15 or nine sessions for $125. 6-7:30pm. Class Act, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 984-3225; mauiculinarycampusdining.com/

7TH ANNUAL JOSH JERMAN MAUI NUI SCHOLARSHIP - For the seventh consecutive year, real estate broker Josh Jerman of The Wailea Group LLC is offering the Josh Jerman Maui Nui Scholarship to encourage college-bound students to use their education to benefit Maui County. To date, Josh has awarded more than $20,000 in scholarships. The scholarship deadline is May 15, 2011; recipients of the award will be announced by May 21, 2011. joshjermanfoundation.org

KAANAPALI EASTER BRUNCH - Sun, Apr 24. See This Week’s Picks for more. 9am-1pm. Kaanapali Beach Hotel, 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy.; 661-0011; kbhmaui.com

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MAKENA EASTER BRUNCH - The resort’s Sunday Champagne Brunch at the Molokini Bar & Grille has been enhanced to include seasonal items like boneless leg of lamb, veal scaloppini, mirin-glazed Hawaiian BBQ roasted duck and more. Plus, live entertainment, a keiki hula show and visits from the Easter Bunny. Seating every half hour 9am-12pm. $65 adult / $30 keiki (6-to 12-years-old). Makena Beach & Golf Resort, 5400 Makena Alanui, Makena; 875-5888; makenaresortmaui.com/

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FREE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Every Tue. See (and sample!) how Andrea Bertoli, Down to Earth’s vegan chef, uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfasts, and deserts. Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down to Earth, 305 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 877-2661; downtoearth.org

ANNOUNCEMENTS

LIBRARIES CLOSED FOR HOLIDAY - Sorry, bookworms. In observance of the Good Friday (Apr 22) and Easter (Apr 24) holidays, all public libraries will be closed. librarieshawaii.org CELEBRATING THE ARTIST IN US: ANNUAL STUDENT SHOWCASE - Continues through Apr 23. This annual showcase gives local students the chance to exhibit their work in a world class gallery. Don’t miss it. Shaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 243-4288; mauiarts.org LOOK COOL SUPPORTING THE MAUI SIERRA CLUB During the month of April (Earth Month!), Aveda salons are partnering with the Maui Group Sierra Club to raise

CAMP IMUA OPPORTUNITIES: A PROGRAM OF IMUA FAMILY SERVICES - Camp Imua is a week-long overnight summer camp for mentally and physically challenged children. This year they celebrate their 35th summer and are seeking donations and volunteers (camp dates: June 11-17). To find out how you can help, e-mail campimua2011@gmail.com GOOD DEED = CLEAN GARAGE - Got usable paint, clothes or household items? In the spirit of laulima, get it out of the garage/garbage and into hands who can can make good use of it, by taking it to the Community Work Day Program. 8am-4:30pm. Community Work Day Program Headquarters, 420A Old Puunene Ave., Puunene; 877-2524; cdwhawaii.org 2011 GRANT ALLOCATION VOLUNTEERS NEEDED - The Maui United Way’s grant allocation process is a unique way decisions are made regarding funding requests from their partner agencies. You can support the organization — and this process — by volunteering as a member of their Community Impact Committee. For more information, call 244-8787.

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Renee Alonzo 7pm - Close; no cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - Close; no cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - Close; no cover

Brian Cuomo 7pm - Close; no cover

MON - Ashley Welte / TUE - Ras Shaggai / WED - Howard Ahia (All 7pm - Close; no cover)

KAHALE’S

Vince Esquire

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Kahala

MON through WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns

KIWI ROADHOUSE

Ladies’ Night

Billy & The Bad Dogs 9pm-12am

Annie & The Orfinz 8-11pm

Gina Martinelli Band 6-9pm

MON - Fun Nite, 6pm-12am / TUE - Pool Night, 6pm-12am / WED - Kiwi Cowboys 7-10pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-Close; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-Close; no cover

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Crazy Fingers 9pm-1am; no cover Karaoke w/ Manino 7:30-11pm; no cover

MON - Service Industry Night WED - Karaoke w/ Manino, 7:30-11 pm

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711

95 E. Lipoa St., Ste A101, Kihei - 874-1250

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

Salsa w/ Nat, 8-11pm DJ Nexus, 11pm-Close

Louise Lambert, 7:30-10:30pm / DJ Canespider, 11pm-Close

Easy Listening w/ Neto 8-10pm DJ AstroRaph, 10pm-Close

Benefit for Napili Canoe Club w/ Roots Judgment 9pm-close; $10/$12

Cyrus Clark

Status w/ DJ Twizzy, DJ Jemz, plus All Access Entertainment’s Philly Blunt & Money Mike, 10pm; $10

MERRIMAN’S

Ranga Pae

Ranga Pae

Ranga Pae

MOANA CAFE

Phil & Angie Benoit

LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St. Kihei - 874-1131

Willie K, 7-9pm / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith, 9pm-12am

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

PINEAPPLE GRILLE

200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

EVENTS THURSDAY, APRIL 21 KEEP THE MAUIFEST FILM FESTIVALS ALIVE - This beautiful festival’s funding is on the chopping block. You can help keep the event alive by testifying on their behalf, before the Maui County Commission on Culture & The Arts. 200 S. High St., 4th Floor, Wailuku; 573-5530; mauifest.net PHOTOS WITH THE EASTER BUNNY - Hippity hoppity, Easter is on it’s way! Have a festive photo taken with the fuzzy fellow who brings us candy each Spring. Continued on Friday and Saturday. See This Week’s Picks for more. 10am-8pm. Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahuanu Ave., Kahului; queenkaahumanu.com MAUI VISION MAGAZINE’S 10TH ANNIVERSARY LUNCHEON - Enjoy an afternoon of inspiration and celebration. Bring your promotional materials and network with like-minded folk. Guest speakers include author Alan Cohen, “Maui’s Poet Laureate of Nature” DreamingBear, motivational speaker Suzan Proia, and a blessing by Rev. Kedar St. John from the Temple of Peace. $35. 12-3pm. Cafe O’ Lei at The Dunes at Maui Lani, 1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului; 669-9091; mauivision.net LIVE MANA’O RADIO BROADCAST WITH JUSTIN ROTH - Plus, special guest Elaine Ryan. A portion of dinner sales benefit Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM. Reservations recommended. Doors open at 5pm. 7-9pm. Max World Bistro, Ha’iku Town Center, 810 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku; 575-2629 BENEFIT FOR NAPILI CANOE CLUB - Featuring Roots Judgment. $10 advance / $12 door. 9pm. LuLu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, Lahaina Cannery Mall; 667-2288

FRIDAY, APRIL 22 19TH ANNUAL CELEBRATION OF THE ARTS - Continues on Sat, Apr 23. Traditional ceremony opening (6-7am), “Inu ka awa” practitioners (8-9am), “Wehe ka I puka” chants (10-11am), the art and life of Robert Wagstaff (11am-1pm & 3-5pm), “Hularobics” (11am-12am), scavenger hunt for keiki (11am-1:30pm), hands-on art demonstrations (11am-4pm), Hawaiian patchwork quilting ($30, 11am-4pm), “Na Aumakua Images” by selected Maui high schoolers (11am-4pm), create prized Ni’ihau shell jewelry ($35, 11am-4pm), Na Kupuna Ohana Ser-

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MON - All Access DJs, 10pm / TUE “Lahaina Idol” w/ Troy 9pm-12am / WED Kenny Roberts 5-8pm Ranga Pae

TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae

DJ Music

TUE - Open Mic Night

Gail Swanson, 6:308:30pm

Jazz on the Blue, 7-10pm / Ryan Robinson, 10pm12am

Spring Break Bash w/ DJ Stylz 10pm; no cover

DJ Stylz 10pm; no cover

Jawaiian Music w/ DJ Bruddah Damien

Mon - Rocking ‘80s Party 10pm-12am / Tue - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks 5:45-7pm; Willie K, 7-9pm / WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; Jordan & Wolf, 10pm-12am

Smooth Jazz Sounds w/ Brian Cuomo & Friends, 7pm -10m

enaders (11:15am-12pm), Theater: “Kuamo’o, the Race to Save a King” (12-12:30pm), Kumu Hula Kapono’ai Molitau and his halau (12-4pm), snorkel in the Ritz’s pool (12-4pm), Dr. George Kanhele (12:45-1:45pm), “E Na Aumakua” human blacklight puppet show by Rachel Deboer (2-2:45pm), Na Kupuna O Lokelani (3-3:45pm), Kumu Hula Kapono’ai Molitau (4-5pm), Theater: “One Voice” (7:30-8:30pm), Josh Kahula and Nuff Sed (9pm12am). Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, One Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua; celebrationofthearts.org BASIC TAP DANCING WORKSHOP WITH MARK MENDONCA & SUNNY GORG - Sessions begin at 10am, culminating with a showcase and jam for all participants at 6pm. $5-$20 fees. Omori Studio A, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 878-1482; mauitapexperience.org SEABURY HALL’S DANCE SHOWCASE 2011 - Opens Friday, Apr 22, through Sun, May 1. Combines all levels of the school’s dance and ballet classes, under the direction of David Ward. $11 adults / $9 seniors / $5 student. Fridays and Saturdays, 7pm. Sunday May 1, 3pm. Seabury Hall, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao; 573-1257

The Celtic Tigers w/ Roger McKinley, 6:30-9:30pm / Big John, 10pm-12am

lui; cdwhawaii.org / mauimall.com

TUESDAY, APRIL 26

HABITAT FOR HUMANITY MAUI CELEBRATES EARTH DAY - Donate new and nearly new building materials, purchase items at reduced prices, and participate in keiki and do-it-yourself clinics. Please remember to make a donation towards the organization’s 33rd Annual Charity Walk. 9am-4pm. Habitat for Humanity Maui ReStore, 970 Lower Main St, Wailuku; 986-8050; habitat-maui.org

MEET AUTHOR WAVE J. BANNISTER - Having penned “How to Talk to Someone You Don’t Want to - But Have to,” Bannister will share information on the topic from his book, and present some akamai tips on how to respond to conflict at work and home. Free. 6:30pm. Kahului Public Library, 90 School St., Kahului; 873-3097; librarieshawaii.org

UPCOUNTRY SPIRITUAL SINGLES EVENT - A special concert and dance celebration. 7-10pm. Lotus Heart Gifts / Temple of Peace, 575 Haiku Rd., Haiku; 575-5220 19TH ANNUAL CELEBRATION OF THE ARTS - Continued from Fri, Apr 22. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, One Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua; celebrationofthearts.org

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OPENING RECEPTION: MAUI ART OF TRASH - Presented by Community Work Day Maui, this exciting exhibit— with works made entirely out of recycled materials—drew 6,000 patrons last year. Don’t miss it. Free. 7pm. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumnau Ave., Kahului; cdwhawaii.org / mauimall.com FREE SCREENING: “GASLAND” - Fracking is effed up. Watch this award-winning documentary and find out why. Presented by Maui Tomorrow. Free. 7pm. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 244-7450; maui-tomorrow.org

SATURDAY, APRIL 23 EASTER CELEBRATION - Easter egg hunt (9:30am), Artie Parti (10am), water games and hula hoop contest (11am), Jolie the Clown (12pm), and Na Pua Melia (1pm). Free. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumnau Ave., Kahu-

SUNDAY, APRIL 24 CELEBRATE EASTER IN MAKENA - In the resort’s atrium garden enjoy an Easter egg hunt, children’s face painting, koi fish feeding, and Hawaiian craft vendors and more. $65 adult / $30 keiki (6-to 12-years-old). 9am12pm. Makena Beach & Golf Resort, 5400 Makena Alanui, Makena; 875-5888; makenaresortmaui.com/

EASTER EGG HUNT ON THE PLANTATION LAWN Keiki ages 0-to 12-years-old are invited to join the Easter Bunny and Aloha Bear to gather fun prizes. 10:15am. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, One Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua EASTER BRUNCH CRUISE - This Easter, why not enjoy 360 degree views at sea? A menu including roast chicken and fresh baked taro rolls will be served. Plus, live entertainment. Departs from Lahaina Harbor. See This Week’s Picks for more. 11:30am-1:30pm. Pacific Whale Foundation; 249-8811 ext. 1; pacficiwhale.org

MONDAY, APRIL 25 UPCOUNTRY SPIRITUAL SINGLES EVENT - Abraham Study Group. 6:30-9pm. Lotus Heart Gifts / Temple of Peace, 575 Haiku Rd., Haiku; 575-5220

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27 WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - Live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. This week, island sounds from the heart of Hana by Leokane and CJ “Boom” Helekahi. Free. 6:30-8pm. The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 897-6770 ext. 2; shopsatwailea.com SLACK KEY SHOW: MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC - George Kahumoku, Jr. hosts this award-winning series. Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, a different guest is featured each week. Dinner/show packages available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm seating). $39.99. 7:30-9:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Pavilion, 5900 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili; 669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Fri & Sat, Ras Shaggai 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Indapkt 3-6pm. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. COOL CAT CAFE - Every Thu, Junior & Oren 7:3010pm; Every Fri & Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Every Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Every Mon, Peter D 7:3010pm; Every Tue, live Jazz 7-10pm; Every Wed, Ryan Palma 7:30-10pm. Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina, 667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Damien 3–5pm, Garrett & Peter 6–8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Kulewa 6-8:30pm; Sat, Mondo 3-5pm, Kulewa 6-8:30pm; Sun, Mondo 3-5pm, Ron & Miles 6-8:30pm; Every Mon, Brian 3-5pm, Damien & Edee 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Wed, Brian 3-5pm, Alika & Eddie 6-8:30pm. 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 662-2900. HARD ROCK CAFE - Every Thu, all-ages Open Mic Night 9pm; Every Mon, Damon Parillo and Danyel

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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Slackin 10pm-Close; no cover

DJ Sonny 10pm-Close; no cover

DJ LX 10pm-Close; no cover

Live Music 9pm-12am; no cover

Live Music 9pm-12am; no cover

Ladies’ Night 7pm-close

Harley Dale Brown & Friends, 8pm-12am

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115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Kanoa of Gomega 10pm-Close; no cover

MON - DJ Blast / TUE - DJ LX / WED - The ADD Twins (All sets 10pm - Close; no cover)

Grateful Ted Band 8-11pm

Arlie & Jay Jam 4-7pm

MON - Mahalo Monday / TUE - Tennis League Night / WED - DJ Dance Party

Soul Sessions w/ Eric Gilliom; 7:30-9pm; $20

Soul Sessions w/ Eric Gilliom; 7:30-9pm; $20

Slam feat. David Choy 7-10pm

MON - Tom Cherry & Mike Finkeiwicz; Slam feat. David Choy / TUE - Tom Conway / WED - Randall Rospond

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9:15pm-12am; no cover

Eddie & The Promises 9pm-1am; $3

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover

‘80s Night

Kanekoa and Visibly Shaken

Mojomana

Terri Garrison 10pm-12am; no cover

GIGI 10pm-12am; no cover

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Industry Night 9pm-2am; no cover

Undone w/ Ross Q 9:30pm-2am; $10

Spun Out w/ DJ Calcul8 9pm-2am; $10

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Ladies’ Night 9pm-1:30am; $10

College Night: Next Lvl DJs 9pm-2am; $5/$10 (18+)

Roots Judgement 10pm

Hot Hawaiian Saturdays w/ Ikaika Blackburn, 10pm

Free Karaoke

MON - Free Karaoke / TUE - Thirsty Tuesday & Free Karaoke / WED - Free Karaoke

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUE’S

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIA JUANA’S BEACH CANTINA 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy. - 667-4080

TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

THE UNDERGROUND 744 Front St., Lahaina

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

WOW-WEE MAUI’S

333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414

Next Level Entertainment 10pm

WED - Eddie & The Promises w/ guests 8:30-11:30pm; $3

Karaoke no cover; 8pm

MON through WED - Dat Guyz; no cover

Alana 7:30-10pm; Every Tue, Ryan Palma 7:30-10pm; Every Wed, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8pm; Tue, Ah Tim 5:30-8:30pm. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-8881.

McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks 5:45-7pm, Willie K 7-9pm; Wed, Avi & Indio 5:457pm, Willie K 7-9pm. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

HULA GRILL - Thu, Bruddah Larry 11:30am-1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2-4pm, Armadillo 4:15-6:15pm, Kulewa 6:30-9pm; Fri, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am-1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm, 1810 4:15-6:15pm, Kawika, Roy, & Tarvin 6:30-9pm; Sat, Jack Stone 11:30am-1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm, 1810 4:15-6:15pm, Wili Pa 6:30-9pm; Sun, Ron Hetteen 11:30-1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm, 1810 4:15-6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30-9pm; Mon, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am-1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm, Armadillo 4:15-6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 11:30am-1pm, Jarrett Roback 2-4pm, Ernest Pua’a 4:15-6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30-9pm.; Wed, Mika Villaren 11:30am-1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2-4pm, Peter DeAquino 4:15-6:15pm, Ernest, Roy, & Tarvin 6:309pm. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 667-6636.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Every Sun & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coehlo Morrison 7-9pm; Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500.

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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Every Thu, Erin Smith; Every Fri, Randall Rospond; Every Sat, Tom Conway; Every Sun, Viva La Rumba; Every Mon, Kanoa; Every Tue, Sebrina Barron; Every Wed, Wolf. (All Sets 4-6pm.) Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-6444. STELLA BLUES CAFE - Every Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Every Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Fri & Sat, Soul Sessions with Eric Gilliom 7:30-9pm; Every Sun & Wed, Slam featuring David Choy 7-10pm; Every Mon, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkeiwicz 4-6pm; Every Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Every Wed, Randall Rospond 4-8pm. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 874-3779.

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Timber! “When I see birches bend to left and right / Across the lines of straighter darker trees, / I like to think some boy’s been swinging them. / But swinging doesn’t bend them down to stay. / Ice-storms do that‌ / They are dragged to the withered bracken by the load, /And they seem not to break; though once they are bowed / So low for long, they never right themselves‌â€? – “Birches,â€? Robert Frost

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weary limbs pose a real danger to the family house. So the trees had to be chopped down. Since I don’t much believe in the whole self-fulďŹ lling prophecy thing, I’m not quite sure why I feel so guilty. Still, I can’t shake some small, stormy superstition that I am partly to blame. Funny, though—despite having visualized the scenario over and over again, when the ďŹ rst tree actually fell I couldn’t help but scream. And I screamed like little girl. Because the pines’ death was nothing like I thought it’d be. It was not swathed in the wrath of Mother Nature, but in a haze of chainsaw dust in the afternoon heat. The last bits of trunk snapped like a sickly bent bone, and stories upon stories came rushing toward us. It struck the earth with the sound of a quarry blast, and the permanence of its death was felt. When the dust settled, I ran along the trunks to feel their scope. They were even bigger than I realized. Quick as it was cut, sap welled into the trees’ mortal wounds. I stood stunned, staring at the stumps and vowing these would be the ďŹ rst and last trees I had a hand in killing— safety hazard or no. And I thought of planting trees. And when I think of planting trees, I can’t help but think of Plant A Wish’s Sara Tekula and Joe Imhoff, who are completing their second and penultimate leg of a 50-state tour, carefully planting native trees across the country. I get links to their blog on Twitter (@plantawish; plantawish.org), and their springy updates have done much to lift my toppled spirits: A tulip poplar planted along the Sunower River in Mississippi, and one in Nashville, Tennessee. A cypress in Arkansas. A moon sycamore in D.C‌. Though sad, I’m inspired—and this Earth Day my gardening gloves are at the ready. I’ll ďŹ nd sturdy soil for seeds and saplings, in memory of my old friends, my helter skelter giving trees, my underdog champs in the windswept ring. It’ll be beyond my lifetime before some other little girl can brood beneath them—but if I do it right, with any luck she can keep them. â–

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Americans don’t have a monopoly on body fascism, but we’re certainly contenders for first place. Goodness forbid you have hair in the wrong place (or too little in the right place), or smell like a human being instead of a flower, or have any other physical “imperfection.” While having standards of beauty is inevitable, yours could do with being a bit wider and less rigidly enforced. Being down to earth means embracing all that rough-edged earthly stuff, and hopefully seeing the sexy beauty in it. This week, instead of stocking up on the newest antiperspirant, try that. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) There’s a difference between those who don’t cheat because they worry about getting caught, and those who don’t do it because they know it’s wrong and wouldn’t make them feel good. Eventually, the former will get around to it no matter what. Determining what kind of person you’re dealing with is of paramount importance this week. Becoming paranoid, nosy, and controlling isn’t a fate I’d wish on you, so if you suspect you’ve fallen in with one of those would-be cheaters just waiting for an opportunity, you might want to get out now while you still can. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Embracing and experiencing your emotions is one thing; allowing them to completely dominate and overwhelm you, and hold you back from the things you want—that’s quite another. It’s tricky for you Cancers, because you feel things so vividly and powerfully, and you don’t want to deny or shut down that potent source of strength and vitality. However, learning how to rein those feelings in without shutting down is a valuable and necessary tool if you ever want to achieve lasting contentment and success. That, my dear, is this week’s (and your life’s ongoing) lesson. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) By this time, you should have figured out that walking any path forged by someone else will only work for you for a short time. Ultimately, the only way to get to where you’re going, and be happy about it, is to blaze your own trail. You can be inspired by someone else, or even copy aspects of what they’ve been up to—but in the end, you need to make your own rules, schedule, and route. If you’re walking in someone else’s footprints, it’s now time to consider when to break off and head in your own direction—probably soon. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) How much power you’re willing to lend to someone else says a lot about you and where you’re at in life. Some people can’t help but render themselves virtually helpless in certain situations (especially romantic ones); others have trouble giving up any control whatsoever. Most of us fall somewhere in the middle. There’s no recipe for what amount of power to hold onto or let go of, but there is a “right” amount—it’s just that it’s different for every specific situation. Hold on too tight and you’ll strangle all life out of it; give up too much and it’ll never go where you’re hoping. This week, do your best to figure it out; if you screw it up, chalk it up to a lesson that’ll help you do better next time. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Severe disappointment is difficult to get over—but try to remember that everyone experiences it at some points in their lives, and most of us many, many times. You don’t have a monopoly on feeling let down, nor is shutting down and giving up completely a viable response to what you’re feeling now, even if it’s what you’re intensely tempted to do. Au contraire! The quicker you can get back to blank slate status—that is, truly open about the next promising possibility (without secretly believing it’ll turn out just like this one)—the better. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Sometimes there’s just so much on your plate that you want to retreat from the world, get stoned/drunk/etc., and try to forget about it all. Sometimes you do just that, but

you know by now that it’s a slippery slope. The longer you put off this stuff, the more it piles up, and the worse the temptation becomes to be irresponsible and numb your mind to it all. Don’t be too hard on yourself, however. I suggest giving yourself permission to retreat—after you’ve done just one (or two) things. Even if they’re small things, facing this stuff tomorrow will be that much easier if you just suck it up and get them done today, right now.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC.21) Don’t be blinded by the beauty of the swan. The swan is mean, and only has eyes for other swans, anyway. Admire it from afar, but don’t bother trying to get close to it. Spend your time and energy, instead, focusing on learning to notice and appreciate beauty that comes in less obvious, but more sustainable, forms. This is your path to happiness. Naturally, there’ll be many factors and influences trying to steer you from it, but if you can train your mind and heart towards ideas and patterns that’ll make you happier and more fulfilled than you’ve ever been—why the hell wouldn’t you? CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Repeating the same action and expecting different results is one definition of insanity. Of course, it’s easy enough to realize that’s what you’re doing and switch things up when solving a scientific problem, but it’s quite another when dealing with emotions, which are by definition irrational and nearly impossible to control. These are the sources of patterns we get stuck in. Sometimes you simply have to rope yourself, through brute logical force, into taking a different path. That may very well be the case this week, when your feelings are likely to take you down the same route you’ve taken so many times before. If you want a different outcome, though, you’ll need to head in a different direction—so do that, by hook or by crook. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) How comfortable are you with darkness? I’m not just talking about your bedroom once the lights are out—I mean the darker aspects of your own nature. How about those facets of someone else? Sometimes, true love and intimacy means embracing and accepting those as well as all the brilliant and joyful things that made you fall for them in the first place. This week may very well present a test of your devotion. Will you brave those dark places, or run screaming? Sticking it out can only increase the sum total of trust here—so if you can manage it, it’s worth your while. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Being flexible is one thing, but sometimes you bend over backwards so far you might as well be lying on your back, counting the footprints on your chest. As long as you keep accommodating other people’s demands, they will certainly keep making them. There’s no magical line they’ll cross and suddenly realize they’re asking too much—unless you draw one. This week, you need to do exactly that. Naturally, saying it’s there won’t quite do the trick. The first thing all those chest-walkers will do is experiment by stepping right over it. What you do next will determine whether you get to continue your interactions as their equal, or their doormat. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) The story’s never done being written, even if it feels that way. Even death or distance doesn’t stop the tale. The only thing that can end it is you, by refusing to add to it in any way. You may think you know the conclusion to this one, but sometimes the best stories have surprise twists at the end. Be open to one of those here—and if it’s in your direct power to make one happen, I can’t encourage you enough to do so. It could spell the difference between a happy ending and a potentially tragic one.

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