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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: What’s the first brand of beer you ever drank? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com @jacobshafer on Twitter Natural Ice Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter St. Pauli Girl Proofreader: Dina Wilson Dos Equis Interns: Henry Arroyo, Britney Kidd, Anna Such Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Jory John, Ben Lowenthal, Avery Monsen, Ted Rall, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Budweiser at 10 months old (thanks Dad!) Art Director: Chris Skiles chris@mauitime.com / lucky11studios.com Coors Light Graphic Designers: Shane Fontanilla, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Blitz Weinhard General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Whiskey Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com Colt 45 Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown None thanks

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4 NEWS & VIEWS Coconut Wireless talks pot doctors and film taxes. Bills fizzle and HECO profits rise in By the Numbers. Cigarette smoke cures cancer in News of the Weird. Quizunderstood asks about dog bites and UH professors. Eh Brah! wants some snooty tourists to eat more than their words. Open Letters is stuck on hair gel.

9 BOM BALLOT It’s your last week to vote, so pull it out and fill it in—the Best of Maui ballot, that is.

11 MAUI BREW FEST The entertainment, the grinds and, of course, the beer—we’ve got it all in our special Maui Brewers Festival program. Cheers!

21 THIS WEEK’S PICKS Quily pleasures at the Bailey House, Maui Matsuri at UH Maui College and exotic jazz with Paula Fuga in Kihei.

21 Film Capsules/Listings 22 Da Kine Calendar 23 Grid

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While the deal to open the Paia bypass won’t end the complaining or the gridlock, it’ll help. Narcotics Enforcement Division placed “heavy-handed and prohibitive requirements� on physicians who prescribe medical cannabis, including banning house calls and forcing doctors to “register� all locations where they meet with patients to discuss medical marijuana (with other prescription narcotics, ACLU says, only the facility where the drugs are stored has to be registered). ACLU says DPS ignored repeated inquiries but that after reaching out to the state Attorney General “to avoid litigation,� they were assured the policies would be changed. “Hawaii’s medical cannabis law was established to help doctors alleviate the suffering of very ill and dying patients,� said ACLU attorney Daniel Gluck in a release. “In implementing this law, the legislature chose to allow DPS to oversee the program, which has led to 11 years of administrators applying a criminal control model to a public health issue.� That about sums it up—and

Alexander & Baldwin that will keep the Paia “mini-bypass� open 24 hours a day, seven days a week likely won’t end the complaining or the gridlock, it’ll help. “The people of Paia, Haiku and other East Maui communities have suffered enough,� said Mayor Alan Arakawa in a statement released ahead of the May 11 opening. “Traffic heading into Paia Town is backed

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up past Spreckelsville on a daily basis. Sometimes as far back as the Kaunoa Senior Center. I want people to know that we have heard their cries for help.� The bypass—which was built five years ago on land owned by A&B—was previously open only from 1-6:30pm. The deal to open it full-time required the County to assume liability, which led to delays but ultimately didn’t derail the effort.

Lights, Camera... Inaction! Sorry, Cuba Gooding Jr.—you gave it your best shot. The Oscar-winning actor was among those who testified in favor of a bill that would have set up permanent production studios on Oahu and Maui and offered tax breaks to ďŹ lmmakers who shoot on-location in Hawaii. The idea was to juice the economy, but lawmakers heard “tax breaks,â€? stared at the deep, red hole that is the state deficit and yelled, “cut!â€? The argument, apparently, is that Hawaii is alluring enough to draw Hollywood dollars regardless. And there’s some evidence for that—TV shows like Lost and Hawaii Five-O and major movies like the forthcoming Pirates of the Caribbean sequel have all come, bringing beaucoup bucks with them. But it’s also not uncommon for studios to look elsewhere. Even some movies set in Hawaii aren’t actually shot here, like the 2009 thriller A Perfect Getaway, which was supposed to take place on Kauai but was actually filmed largely in Puerto Rico—a country that, not coincidentally, offers major tax incentives. Then again, if the “Show Me the Money Guyâ€? wasn’t persuasive enough, it was probably a lost cause. â– To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1447c

Sources: Hawaii Legislative Reference Bureau, Hawaiian Electric Industries

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NEWS OF THE WEIRD BLOWING SMOKE The cure for emphysema is cigarette smoke piped directly into the lungs, according to chemist Gretha Zahar, whose clinic has treated 60,000 people in Jakarta, Indonesia, in the past decade. Zahar (with a Ph.D. from Padjadjaran University in West Java) modifies the tobacco smoke with “nanotechnology” to remove “free radicals” and adjust the mercury levels—and touts her “divine cigarettes” as cures for “all” diseases, including cancer, with only a wink of the eye from the government (which opposition leaders say is in the pocket of Indonesia’s tobacco industry). Though 400,000 Indonesians die yearly from smoking-related causes, nicotine “addiction” was only reluctantly and subtly mentioned in recent regulations. One pharmacology professor said he had never heard of anyone dying of smoking, which he called a “good, cheap alternative” to expensive drugs.

PEDOPHILES CAN’T CATCH A BREAK Thomas Cavender, 60, of Bessemer City, North Carolina, pleaded unsuccessfully with a judge in March to remove him from the National Sex Offender Registry, to which he had been assigned as part of his sentence in 2000 for molesting a thirdgrade girl. Cavender told the judge that he had become a preacher and evangelist and that it “hurts my ministry when you’re in the pulpit, and someone goes to the

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DOO WRONG In April, two police constables in North London, England, threatened Louise Willows with arrest for criminal damage and forced her to clean her artwork from a city sidewalk. Willows had cleared off 25 deposits of droppings that dog-walkers had failed to remove and in their place drawn pink cupcakes in chalk with a nearby message, “Dog owners, Please clear up your dog’s mess. Children walk here.”

REDNECK CHRONICLES Jonathan Avery, 31, was arrested in Benson, North Carolina, in February for hitting his son, 6, on the head with a spoon, drawing blood with a cut that became infected. Hospital personnel treating the child called police, as Avery had apparently attempted to suture the wound with fishing line.

WHAT THE SMELL? Nursery school teacher Elizabeth Davies, 48, was fired in February from Hafod Primary School in Swansea, Wales, after accusations that she had sprayed pinescented room-freshener on kids who passed gas and on Bangladeshis who had come to class reeking of curry and onions. Of the latter, she reportedly said, “There is a waft coming in from paradise.” ■

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including our neighborhood Maui Culinary Academy. Maui Brewing Co. root beer and Menehune Water are also available. If you’re a designated driver, feel free to partake of as much grinds and soft drinks as you can handle. Maui Arts & Cultural Center developed the Maui Brewers Festival to introduce The Center to new audiences and to help raise funds for our many educational and cultural arts programs. Net proceeds from this event will benefit Maui’s students, seniors and the entire

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808 DELI: Pulled Pork Slider with Cole Slaw on a roll

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LOST COAST BREWERY Great White Indica IPA

MOYLAN’S BREWING COMPANY Kiltlifter Dragoon’s Dry Irish Stout

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PIZZA PORT Great American Brown The Jetty

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Maui native, Anuhea is a selftaught guitarist and songwriter whose talents surfaced while boarding at Kamehameha Schools on O‘ahu. After attending film school in California, Anuhea realized music was her true calling. She returned to the islands and began performing at local coffee shops and clubs. Taking the initiative to market herself as well as acting as her own manager, booking agent, music producer and distributor, Anuhea’s skills improved with every gig and the ball of success started rolling. From a live taping, she created a 22-track demo CD, Rough Cuts, which she sold at gigs in Hawai‘i and through her MySpace page to fans across the globe. Since the release of her self-titled debut album, Anuhea has sold tens of thousands of songs across the United States. A hit single, “Right Love, Wrong Time” is available on iTunes and she’s poised to begin a Summer of Love tour on the Mainland. She is arguably the most visible and commercially successful artist to emerge from Hawai‘i in a generation. Her ultimate validation came from music peers at the 2010 Na Hoku Hanohano Awards when Anuhea won awards for Most Promising Artist of the Year and Contemporary Album of the Year. With a delicate blend of fragility, strength and sass, Anuhea uses engaging lyrics with her acoustic soul-pop music. Her signature guitar rhythms and sultry vocals weave R&B, soul, reggae and jazz into a seductive

pop sound with an independent attitude à la Gwen Stefani. Anuhea strives to be a part of a new generation of songwriters, melding the melodic traditions of her island upbringing with modern beats and influences. We warmly welcome her back to Maui for a one-show only performance.

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his six-piece jam band is a high energy, ‘ukulele-powered experience of sound and island culture from Maui’s northshore. Playing together since 1999, Kanekoa melds elements of Hawaiian, rock, roots reggae, folk, blues and improvisation into a truly one-of-akind sound. Lead singer, principal lyricist and rhythm ‘ukulele player, Kaulana Kanekoa, provides the band’s thoughtprovoking melodies and lyrics, drawn from the Hawai‘i of old, influenced by the diversity of the larger world and confronting the struggles of today. On lead ‘ukulele and backing vocals is Vince Esquire, considered by many to be one of the next generation’s masters of the instrument. As an accomplished blues and soul guitarist, Vince has shared the stage with the likes of Willie Nelson, Greg Allman, Mick Fleetwood, Willie K and Los Lonely Boys, but on ‘ukulele he’s in a class all his own. On fretless bass guitar at the crossroads of rhythm and harmony is Shawn Michael. A wizard at shaping low end roots grooves, thunderous rock backbones and subtle harmonics, Shawn is a key ingredient in Kanekoa’s ability to

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eche De Tigre is an eightpiece Latin Gypsy Funk band formed in Kona in 2009. Playing original music based on rhythms and avors from around the world, Leche de Tigre blends a unique mixture of acoustic guitars, bass, drums, cello, percussion and vocals into smoking hot dance music. The band’s sound, often laced with rock inuences, relies on the percussive and melodic impact of acoustic guitars to engage the audience, bringing with it a wide appeal. This year, Leche de Tigre released their debut record, Lactophilia. A wide range of musical styles is woven into the record, using Latin/Caribbean rhythms, Gypsy/Eastern European inuences, tango, funk/rock, French ballad and Brazilian bossa nova, which

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ailing from a family of popular Hawaiian entertainers such as his father, Alika Sr. and his uncles, Jesse Nako‘oka and Willie “Smileyâ€? Nako‘oka, Alika is a contemporary Hawaiian singer/songwriter with over 20 years of entertaining experience. He has had a string of best-selling albums, including a top hit, “54 Bridges to Hana Town.â€? Alika’s current album is entitled, Promise Me This ... Alika was born on Maui and raised on the songs of Cecilio & Kapono, The Brothers Cazimero, Kapena and, of course, his Uncle Jesse. He began singing at a young age, performing at various events with his family throughout the Hawaiian Islands and PaciďŹ c Northwest. As an adult, Alika performed at venues in Los Angeles, Seattle and Las Vegas. Today, you can ďŹ nd Alika at resort venues across the island, entertaining Maui’s visitors and spreading his gift of aloha.

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remember my preschool teacher chuckling as I made my first gyotaku print, carefully salving tempera paint around the fish’s eyeball. “But if I paint over it, how will it see when we set it free?” Turned out, the fish was dead. Which meant I didn’t have to be careful at all and could, in fact, poke its eyeball—which I did (of course). No Maui keiki should be without their own gyotaku-making memory, and they’ll soon have their chance at Saturday’s

11th annual Maui Matsuri, the Valley Isle’s premier Japanese cultural festival (May 14, 2-9pm). The event boasts everything from obon dancing to taiko drumming to samurai sword fighting to a tea ceremony demonstration to a natto eating contest (i.e. a fermented soybean dish—full of probiotics—that might smell like Hell on Earth, but tastes good if you know what’s good for you) and much more. And if your kid has a fish eye for hands-on activities, the Kodomo Corner offers other craft projects like kokeshi bookmarks, kendama toys and Kikaida masks. Ooh, ooh! Speaking of Kikaida—the

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O.G. tokusatsu TV series, popular since the early ’70s—the superhero himself will be making action-packed appearances at 3:30 and 5:30pm. [Free admission; University of Hawaii Maui College, 310 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 283-9999;mauimatsuri.com] … Also on Saturday, the Maui Historical Society presents the second annual Celebration of Quilts at the Bailey House Museum (10am-3pm). The museum’s garden grounds will bloom with a colorful assembly piecing of local quilters demonstrating their craft, plus a display of antique quilts from the society and private collections. [$10 general

admission / free keiki 12-years-old or younger; 2375-A Main St., Wailuku; 2443326; mauimuseum.org] … The Waitiki 7 bring their acclaimed “classic exotica for modern ears” to Maui, with two shows at Stella Blues Cafe (Friday & Sunday, May 13 & 15, with Saturday night augmented by the recently hitched Mrs. Paula Fuga). Their sophisticated sound is like the (less acidic side of) jazz by Sun Ra made in a sundrop-drenched Shangri La—and is not to be missed. [$60 four-course pre-fixe dinner, 6:30pm / $30 show-only, 7:30pm; 1279 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei; 874-3779; stellablues.com] ■

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FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina,

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249-2222 (Matinees)

Bridesmaids - R - FRI (1:30, 4:20), 7:10, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:20, 7:10, 10:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:20), 7:10, 10:00. The Conspirator - PG13 - THU (1:30), 6:40. FRI-WED (1:40), 6:40. Hanna - R - THU (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 9:40. FRI-WED 7:05, 9:40. Hoodwinked Too: Hood vs. Evil (2D) - PG - THU (2:10). FRI-SUN (12:00). MON-WED (2:10). Hoodwinked Too: Hood vs. Evil (3D) - PG - THU (4:20), 6:30. FRI (2:10, 4:20), 6:30, 8:40. SAT-SUN (2:10), 4:20, 6:30, 8:40. MON-WED (4:20), 6:30, 8:40. Hop - PG - THU (2:20, 4:40), 7:00. FRI (12:00, 2:20, 4:40). SAT-SUN 7:05, 9:40. MON-WED (2:20, 4:40). Insidious - PG13 - THU 9:20. Jumping the Broom - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:35, 4:15), 6:55, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:35), 4:15, 6:55, 9:35. MON-WED (1:35, 4:15), 6:55, 9:35. Scream 4 - R - THU 9:30. Something Borrowed - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:55, 4:35), 7:15, 9:55. SAT-SUN (1:55), 4:35, 7:15, 9:55. MON-WED (1:55, 4:35), 7:15, 9:55. Source Code - PG13 - THU-FRI (4:25), 9:30. SAT-SUN 4:25, 9:30. MON-WED (4:25), 9:30. Thor (2D) - PG13 - THU (3:45), 6:30, 9:15. FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:30, 9:15. SATSUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. MON-WED (3:45), 6:30, 9:15. Thor (3D) - PG13 - THU (1:30, 2:00, 2:30, 4:15, 4:45, 5:15), 7:00, 7:30, 8:00, 9:45. FRI (11:45, 1:30, 2:00, 2:30, 4:05, 4:45, 5:15), 7:00, 7:30, 8:00, 9:45. SATSUN (11:45, 1:30, 2:00, 2:30), 4:15, 4:45, 5:15 7:00, 7:30, 8:00, 9:45. MON-WED (1:30, 2:00, 2:30, 4:15, 4:45, 5:15), 7:00, 7:30, 8:00, 9:45. Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family - PG13 - THU (2:30, 4:55), 7:20, 9:45. FRI (12:05, 2:30, 4:55), 7:20, 9:45. SAT-SUN (12:05, 2:30), 4:55, 7:20, 9:45. MON-WED (2:30, 4:55), 7:20, 9:45. Water For Elephants - PG13 - THU (1:30, 4:20), 7:10, 10:00. FRI (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:25, 7:05, 9:45. MON-WED (1:45, 4:25), 7:05, 9:45.

Jumping the Broom - PG13 - THU (4:30), 7:15, 9:50. FRI (1:40, 4:30), 7:15, 9:50. SAT-SUN (1:40), 4:30, 7:15, 9:50. MON-WED (4:30), 7:15, 9:50. Priest (2D) - PG13 - FRI (1:30, 4:15), 7:05, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:05, 9:30. MON-WED (4:15), 7:05, 9:30. Rio (2D) - PG - THU (4:00), 7:00, 9:30. FRI (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:00, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (4:00), 7:00, 9:30. Something Borrowed - PG13 - THU (4:40), 7:20, 9:50. FRI (1:45, 4:40), 7:20, 9:50. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:40, 7:20, 9:50. MON-WED (4:40), 7:20, 9:50.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) African Cats - G - THU 11:05, 1:05, 3:10, 5:20, 7:20, 9:30. FRI-WED 11:15. Fast Five - PG13 - THU 10:45, 11:45, 1:30, 2:30, 4:15, 5:15, 7:00, 8:00, 9:45. FRI-SAT 11:45, 1:30, 2:30, 4:15, 5:15, 7:00, 8:00, 9:45, 10:45. SUN-WED 11:45, 1:30, 2:30, 4:15, 5:15, 7:00, 8:00, 9:45. Priest (2D) - PG13 - FRI-WED 6:00, 8:00, 10:00. Priest (3D) - PG13 - FRI-TUE 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, 9:15. WED 11:00, 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, 9:15. Prom - PG - THU 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25. FRI-WED 11:00, 1:25, 3:50. Rio (2D) - PG - THU-WED 10:30, 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:10, 9:20. Soul Surfer - PG - THU-WED 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35.

KUKUI MALL

1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Bridesmaids - R - FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. SUN 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00. MON-WED 1:00, 3:40, 6:20, 9:00. Fast Five - PG13 - THU 1:05, 3:35, 6:05, 8:35. FRI-SAT 11:05, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. SUN 11:05, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15. MON-WED 1:15, 3:45, 6:15, 8:45. Rio (2D) - PG - THU 1:15, 3:30. FRI-SUN 12:00, 2:20. MON-WED 1:10, 3:25. Something Borrowed - PG13 - THU 1:00, 3:25, 5:50, 8:15. FRI-SAT 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:05, 9:25. SUN 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:05. MON-WED 1:05, 3:30, 5:55, 8:20. Soul Surfer - PG - THU 5:40, 8:10. Water For Elephants - PG13 - THU 1:10, 3:55, 6:40, 9:25. FRI-SAT 4:40, 7:25, 10:10. SUN 4:40, 7:25. MON-WED 5:35, 8:20.

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Bridesmaids - R - FRI (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. MON-WED (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 10:00. Fast Five - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:05, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:00), 4:00, 7:05, 10:00. MON-WED (1:00, 4:00), 7:05, 10:00. Thor (3D) - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. MON-WED (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:45. Water For Elephants - PG13 - THU (1:50, 4:30), 7:10, 9:55.

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Makawao Union Church’s 150th anniversary celebration. $10 suggested donation. 3-4:30pm. Makawao Union Church, 1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 3449046; harpisttatyana.com/concerts.html SLACK KEY SHOW: MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC - Wed, May 18. George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Award-winning concert series. Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, a different guest artist is featured each week. Dinner/show package available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm seating). $39.99. 7:30-9:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Pavilion, 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili; 669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

STAGE THE TAMING OF THE SHREW - Fri, Sat & Sun, May 13-29. Opening weekend of sci-ďŹ Shakespeare! Don’t miss this provocative twist on a classic comedy. Dinner packages available with Cafe O’Lei and Bistro Casanova. Tickets available at If The Shoe Fits (Wailuku) or Lava Java (Kihei). $15 - $40. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 244-8680 LIGHTS, CAMERA, BALDWIN: A VARIETY SHOW EXTRAVAGANZA - Fri, Sat & Sun, May 13-15. The name says it all! Presented by the Baldwin Performing Arts Learning Center & Baldwin Theatre Guild. Directed by Linda Carnevale. Fri, 7:30pm; Sat, 2pm; Sun, 5pm. $6 students / $8 seniors / $10 adults. Baldwin High School, Loudon Mini-Theater, 1650 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 984-5656; baldwinhs.k12.hi.us LAUGHTER ON THE 23RD FLOOR - Mon, May 16. Enjoy this Neil Simon classic, starring Tom Althouse, Mark Bolden, Don Carlson, Jerry Eiting, Will Makozak, Chris Rose, Jennifer Rose, Hana Valle and Bob Wills. A ONO! (one night only) show. Free. 6;30pm. ao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 244-8680 CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. It’s Cirque du Soleil-esque with a uniquely Polynesian twist. Enjoy amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics, illusions, and mind-boggling contortionists. $62+ / deals for keiki and kamaaina. 6pm. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 667-4540; maui.hyatt.com / cirquepolynesia.com

TICKETS ON SALE SLACK KEY MASTERS SERIES - Thu, May 19. Grammy winner George Kahumoku Jr. opens the show with his musical and storytelling talents, along with special guest composer Sean Na’auao. $25 / $45 VIP (includes artist talk-story session). 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater, 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

PAULA FUGA - Sat, May 14. The soundscape is as sweet as sugar when you’re with the one-and-only Paula Fuga. Plus, Mike Love and Sam Ites. Not to be missed! $60 four-course pre-ďŹ xe dinner, 6:30pm / $30 show-only, 7:30pm. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 874-3779; stellablues.com

SCHOOL BENEFIT WITH MANUEL “MANNY� C. MENENDEZ, III - Thu, May 19. Menendez leads an interactive informational dialog titled “Establishing Successful Business Relations with China,� focusing on important—yet little known—aspects of doing business in China and attracting Chinese investors. Reservations recommended. $15 suggested donation. 6pm. Kihei Charter High School, 41 Lipoa St., Kihei; 572-5603

A JOURNEY WITH THE HARP 2011: CLASSICAL CONCERT NO. 1 - Sun, May 15. Russian-born concert harpist Tatyana Shapiro-Leiste—plus guest performers Lisa Paulson (soprano), Karen Stavash (mezzosoprano), Ruth Murata-Eisen (piano), Irene Chang (violin), and Liz Gregg (organ)—take you on a classical journey with music from Handel, Tchaikovsky, Donizetti, Puccini, Debussy, Faure, Gliere and more. Part of

MOONALICE - Fri, May 20. A group of “California hippies with no label, no manager, no publicist, no problems, and lots of fans.� In true jam band style, these seasoned musicians’ musical improvisation evokes a sense of adventure and exploration. Featuring Ann McNamee, Roger McNamee, John Molo, Pete Sears, and Barry Sless. $15 advance / $20 door. 9pm. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 874-3779; stellablues.com

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ALE HOUSE

Thirsty Thursday Ladies’ Night w/ DJ Jamn J 9pm; no cover

Bottoms Up Nightclub w/ DJ C, DJ LX & Emcee Jay-J, 10pm; $10

Rock & Roll Saturdays w/ DJ Diesel Dave 10pm; no cover

Simma Down Nightclub w/ DJ JamnJ 10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ hosts O.G. Mac Band, 9pm; no cover (sign up by 8pm)

AMBROSIA

Old School Thursdays w/ DJ Del Sol

Freakin’ Fun Fridays w/ DJ Mats

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka

Ultra w/ DJ CIA

MON – Toby Couture & Amelia Nelson / TUE – Future Sound w/ DJ Flawless / WED – Maui’s HI-5 Night (S.I.N.) w/ DJs Del Sol & CIA

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

Menagerie des Femmes: A Kit Kat Club Cabaret 9pm; $5 / $10

BISTRO CASANOVA

33 Lono Ave. #150, Kahului - 873-3650

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-7238

Joe Benedett 6-8:30pm

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY

Live Music

500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului - 873-6555

SLAM feat. David Choy & Clay Mortensen 9pm; $10

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 667-0908

Live Music WED - Wild Wahine Wednesdays w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown, 10pm; $10

Wavetrain 9pm; $5

The Alliez 9pm; $5

Mana’o Radio Road Show 9pm; $7

Sunday Funday

Junior & Oren 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Caroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Caroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Live Jazz, 7-10pm / WED - Ryan Palma, 7:30-10pm (no cover)

Friday’s in the Sky Lounge w/ DJ CIA

DAVID PAUL’S ISLAND GRILL 900 Front St., Lahaina - 662-3000

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

Industry Night 10pm; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Super Duppah Reggae Band / WED - House Music (all sets 10pm; no cover)

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Quiz Night 8pm; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

MON – Live Music / TUE – Live Music / WED – Jessica & Kanoa (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Karaoke & Darts

Roots Judgment 9pm-12am

Karaoke & Darts

Karaoke & Darts

WED - Free Pool

Rampage 9pm-Close

Dat Guyz 9pm-Close

Jah Residentz 10pm-Close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-Close

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-Close / TUE - Junior Lacuesta, 9pm-Close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-Close

Lahaina Open Mic Night, 7:30-10pm; no cover (all ages)

Sounds of Addiction 8-11:30pm

Free Salsa Lessons 10-11pm / Latin DJ 11pm; $7

MON - Damon Parillo & Danyel Alana / TUE Jessica Rabbitt & Kanoa / WED - Erin Smith (all sets 7:30-10pm; no cover)

Karaoke

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WED - Karaoke

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

THE WAYANS BROTHERS - Fri, May 20. Quit thinking “White Girls,” OK? Shawn is famous for his role in “In Living Color” and Marlon’s got “Requiem for a Dream” under his belt. And though Damon won’t be there, his starring role in Spike Lee’s (genius!) flick “Bamboozled” is further proof of their pedigree. $39 / $49 / $59. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC; One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org THE FRIENDS OF LAHAINALUNA FOOTBALL 36TH ANNUAL GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat, May 21. Proceeds from this event help purchase uniforms and equipment, defray expenses for local and inter-island games and tournaments, and general financial support the Lunas need. A three-person scramble format. Sponsorship opportunities available. Held at the Ka’anapali Kai South Course, Ka’anapali. Friends of Lahainaluna Football, Inc., P.O. Box 10486, Lahaina; 298-9782 COMEDY CENTRAL’S JEFF ROSS - Sat, May 21. Presented by the Maui Celebrity Series. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St. (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 856-7973; mauicelebrityseries.com BENEFIT CO-ED SOFTBALL TOURNAMENT FOR JODY GONSALVES - Sat & Sun, May 21 & 22. Open class. Five girl minimum for each team. All proceeds help with Jody Gonsalves medical expenses. Deadline to register is May 8. $250 per team. Eddie Tam, Makawao; 344-8832 MAPA’S SPRING EXTRAVAGANZA - Sat & Sun, May 21 & 22. MAPA presents three lively shows. The weekend starts Saturday with MAPA’s annual dance recital featuring original choreography. Sunday afternoon, they present a beautiful rendition of “Sleeping Beauty.” $12-$15. 3-7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater, 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org BARRYFEST: A BENEFIT FOR MANA’O RADIO - Sun, May 22. Celebrating Mana’o Radio’s 9th anniversary, and the life of co-founder Barry Shannon. Kathy Col-

lin hosts this heartfelt tribute to her late husband. This is the annual fundraiser and will feature entertainment by Vince Esquire, Randall Rospond, Dr. Nat, Gail Swanson, SLAM featuring David Choy and Barry Flanagan. Plus, a silent auction and plenty of door prize giveaways. $20 advance / $26 door. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org / manaoradio.com SHANTALA: “SACRED MUSIC OF INDIA” KIRTAN - Sat, May 21. Join Benjy & Heather Wertheimer for an evening of kirtan, sacred music and the sounds of India. Due to popular demand, this is their third visit to Maui. Catering by Monsoon India. $15 advance/$20 door. 7-9pm. The Studio Maui, 810 Haiku Rd., Ste. 265, Haiku; 575-9390; thestudiomaui.com “DOLLARS FOR SCHOLARS” SILENT AUCTION FUNDRAISER - Fri, May 27. A benefit for the Lahaina Complex After School Enrichment Tutor Project, featuring exquisite wine and delicious food. The project’s after school programs are offered at no cost — including bus transportation, materials, supplies and snacks — to hundreds of keiki participants on the West side. $40 per person. 6-9pm. Aina Nalu Pavilion, 660 Wainee St., Lahaina; 719-282-9011 PROARTS PRESENTS “GREATER TUNA” - Opens Fri, May 27 and continues through Sun, Jun 12. A cast of just two welcomes you to Tuna, Texas—where the population is small, but the personalities are big. A play by Jaston Williams, Joe Sears and Ed Howard. Directed by Doug Kendrick. Contains some mild adult content. $15 / $20. 7:30pm Fridays & Saturdays. 3pm Sundays. ProArts Playhouse, Azeka (Makai) Shopping Center, 1280 South Kihei Rd., Kihei; 463-6520; proartspacific.com CITIZEN COPE - Sat, May 28. Some call Citizen Cope “a less smarmy John Mayer crossed with Stevie Wonder and a hint of Randy Newman.” Presented by the Maui Celebrity Series, now in its second year. Features special guests Arise and series creator Brian Evans. $45 - $75. 8-10:30pm. Maui Theatre, 878 Front Street (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 856-7973; mauicelebrityseries.com

KANAKA HEKILI M/C 5TH ANNUAL MEMORIAL DAY RUN & FUNDRAISER - Mon, May 30. Bikers and the general public are welcome. The last stop is the Kihei VFW Hall where lunch will be served and bike rodeo events—like the keg push, joust, water balloon toss and more—will ensue. $20 (available at the door or in advance from club members). Meets at the Kahului Burger King at 9am. The ride leaves promptly at 10am. laphamj001@hawaii.rr.com KRIS KRISTOFFERSON FUNDRAISER FOR LOKELANI ‘OHANA - Sat, Jun 4. Kris Kristofferson is helping Lokelani ‘Ohana shed light on the housing crisis for people with developmental disabilities. The Maui-based organization’s work is to create socially therapeutic programs within our community using elements of Native Hawaiian culture and tradition for adults with developmental disabilities. $15 / $30/ $50 / $250 VIP. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org / lokelaniohana.org 12TH ANNUAL ZENSHIN DAIKO - Sat, Jun 11. Enjoy an evening of Japanese taiko drumming with Hajicho Drummers from Japan, San Jose Taiko from California, and Maui’s Zenshin Daiko, in this annual festival concert. $20, kids under 12 half-price. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org THE REPUBLIK MUSIC FESTIVAL - Sun, Jun 12. As part of Hard Rock Café’s 40th Anniversary Celebration, BAMP Project presents The Republik Music Festival, featuring Steel Pulse, Matisyahu, Rebelution, The Dirty Heads and The Green. Visit the boys at Requests in Wailuku to get hip to these artists’ albums and to purchase tickets. $39.50 advance / $45 door. 4pm (gates open at 3pm). A&B Amphitheater & Yokouchi Pavillion, MACC; One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org 4 FATHERS/4 SONS: HAWAIIAN SLACK KEY ARTISTS - Sat, Jun 18. Celebrate Father’s Day weekend with four famous Hawaiian musical families: Dennis and David Kamakahi; George and Keoki Kahumoku; Kevin and Ikaika Brown; and Richard and Kai Ho’opi’i.

$25. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater, 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org JOE PISCOPO & BRIAN EVANS - Sat, June 25. Presented by the Maui Celebrity Series. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St. (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 8567973; mauicelebrityseries.com KI HO’ALU GUITAR FESTIVAL - Sun, Jun 26. Enjoy the 20th Anniversary of Maui’s Ki Ho’alu (Slack Key) Guitar Festival with some of Hawaii’s best slack key artists. Free. 2-7pm. A&B Amphitheater & Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org SESAME STREET LIVE, 1-2-3 IMAGINE! WITH ELMO & FRIENDS - Fri, Sat & Sun, July 29-31. Elmo, Abby Cadabby, Big Bird and all your kids’ favorite Sesame Street characters will be on hand to entertain. Full of energy and adventure, Ernie captains the high seas, Elmo dances to the rhythm of the African rainforest and Bert meets an octopus who has the blues. Too cool. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

FOODIE BUY LOCAL, EAT LOCAL: A HOW-TO DEMO - Fri, May 13. Whole Foods Market celebrates what’s salivating about seasonal, locally grown produce with a cooking demonstration. Free. 11am. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului; 872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui MALAMA AINA FESTIVAL AT WHOLE FOODS MARKET - Sat, May 14. Meet the people behind some of your favorite nonprofits, learn more about the environmental challenges we face and how to contribute to a greener more sustainable Maui. Free. 11am-3pm. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului; 872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui LIONS CLUBS’ JAPAN AID BREAKFAST - Sun, May 15. A hui of seven Maui Lions Clubs are holding a benefit breakfast to raise relief funds for Japan. Plates

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JAVA JAZZ

Renee Alonzo 7pm - Close; no cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - Close; no cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - Close; no cover

Brian Cuomo 7pm - Close; no cover

MON - Ashley Welte / TUE - Ras Shaggai / WED - Howard Ahia (All 7pm - Close; no cover)

KAHALE’S

Vince Esquire

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Kahala

MON through WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns

KIMO’S

1810 6:30-8:30pm

JD on the Rocks 8-10pm

Ben & Glenn 8-10pm

Willie K, 3-5pm Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm

Ladies’ Night 6pm-close; no cover

Billy & The Bad Dogs 9pm-12am

Annie & The Orfinz 8-11pm

Gina Martinelli 7-10pm

MON - Karaoke Fun Night, 6pm-1am / TUE - Pool Night, 6pm-1am / WED - Kiwi Cowboys 7-10pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-Close; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-Close; no cover

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Crazy Fingers 9pm-1am; no cover Karaoke w/ Manino 7:30-11pm; no cover

MON - Service Industry Night WED - Karaoke w/ Manino, 7:30-11 pm

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711

845 Front St., Lahaina 661-4811

KIWI ROADHOUSE

95 E. Lipoa St., Ste A101, Kihei - 874-1250

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

DJ Canespider, 11pm-Close

Easy Listening w/ Neto 8-10pm DJ AstroRaph, 10pm-Close

Howard Ahia 6-8pm; no cover

Save Honolua Benefit w/ Inna Vision, 9pm; $15

Status Party feat. DJ Twizy, DJ Jem and DJ Treb, plus Philly Blunt & Money Mike, 10pm; $10

MERRIMAN’S

Ranga Pae

Ranga Pae

Ranga Pae

MOANA CAFE

Phil & Angie Benoit

LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith, 9pm-12am

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

658 Wharf St., Lahaina - 661-3636

ACUPUNCTURE & HERBS WITH JOHN - Every Mon & Wed. Acupuncture & Herbs with John Motley, licensed acupuncturist and well-versed guru in the healing arts of herbs, will be in the store to provide shoppers with information and free demos of this healing craft. 4pm. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului; 872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui FREE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Tue, May 17. See (and sample!) how Andrea Bertoli, Down to Earth’s vegan chef, uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfasts, and deserts. Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, 305 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 877-2661; downtoearth.org FRIENDS OF DOROTHY DINING CLUB - Tue, May 17. The Maui GLBT social dinner meets once a month, every third Tuesday. Both Sides Now hosts for this event are Janet Royer, Jane McCord, Jack Berberich and Steve Kruy. 6-8pm. The Melting Pot, 325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina; 661-6181; meltingpot.com “MEALS ON A BUDGET” RECIPE SHOWCASE WITH SHARLA - Wed, May 18. Looking for great recipes on a budget? Join demo diva Sharla for a delicious recipe that will satisfy the entire family without breaking the bank (less than $3 per serving). Free. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului; 8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui GIRLS NIGHT OUT - Sun, May 15. You know, ‘cause girls just wanna have fun. This four-course fondue extravaganza features a martini bar, trunk shows and the chance to win lots of goodies. What are you waiting for? This night is a blast. Reservations recommended. $35 per person. 5-9pm. The Melting Pot, 325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina; 661-6181; meltingpot.com

Ranga Pae

DJ Music

Gail Swanson 6:30-8:30pm

Jazz on the Blue, 7-9pm / Leche de Tigre 10pm-12am

DJ Stylz 10pm; no cover

Marty Dread, Ras Lil Dread and Teomon,10pm; no cover

TUE - Open Mic Night The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bag Piper Roger McKinley, 6:30-9:30pm / Big John, 10pm-12am

als, please head to your nearest branch or call to extend your due date.243-5766; librarieshawaii.org NA KOA IKAIKA TRYOUTS - Fri & Sat, May 13 & 14. This tryout camp is open to any Hawaii resident 29-years-old or younger, who has no remaining college baseball eligibility. Players over 30-years-old must have at least Double-A playing experience. If you’ve got the skills, you might be one of the lucky few invited to spring training, beginning May 15. If you don’t have the skills, you can still watch Charlie Sheen’s seminal flick “Major League,” and still be #winning. $99 advance / $125 day-of. Ichiro “Iron” Maehara Stadium; nakoakiaikamaui.com

rine Sanctuary Education Center in Kihei on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 11am. Free. 11am. Whalers Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali; 879-2818 / bo.petty@noaa.gov; whalersvillage.com A HISTORY OF MANGEMENT OF THE FOREST LANDS OF EAST MAUI - A free slide presentation by naturalist and retired State forester, Bob Hobdy. Presented by the Friends of Haleakala National Park. Free. 7pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, Kalama 103, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; fhnp.org

THURSDAY, MAY 12

SPRING RENEWAL SUFI CAMP - This annual camp begins today and continues through May 20. Celebrating its 29th year, guides include Leilah Be, Bernie Heideman, Heather Neeraja Parsons, Malik Cotter, Bodhi Be, Danielle Ryan and Tod Swan. $225 weekend / $550 week. YMCA Camp Keanae, 13375 Hana Hwy., Keanae; 270-3061

HAWAIIAN MUSIC SERIES FEATURING MIKA & FRIENDS - Enjoy live Hawaiian music under the shade trees of the historic Baldwin home’s lawn. Chairs are limited so it’s a good idea to bring blankets, mats and low beach chairs. Free. 11am-12pm. Baldwin Home, Lahaina; 661-3262; lahainarestoration.org

WO HING MUSEUM AFTER DARK - With its usual day time hours of 10am-4pm, visitors have the unique opportunity to visit the museum and temple at night, every Friday. $2 general / free for keiki 12-years-old or younger. 1-8pm. Wo Hing Temple Museum, 858 Front St., Lahaina; 661-3262; lahainarestoration.org

BAGUA CIRCLE-WALKING - Based on the I Ching, this Taoist circle-walking meditation class is taught every Thursday by Kurt Miyajima. Also, check out his short form Wu-style Tai Chis classes (at the Maui School of Therapeutic Massage, on Wednesdays). $80. 5:30-7pm. Curves Building, 95 Makawao Ave., Pukalani; 268-9622

MAUI MATSURI’S FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT - Screening “Memories of Tomorrow” starring Ken Watanabe, and “Great Grandfather’s Drum.” Free. 6:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, 310 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 283-9999; mauimatsuri.com

EVENTS

THE MAUI MYSTIC MEDICINE TOUR - Featuring Freedom with Al Torre, plus Nicolas Iris and Stephen Eberle. $12-$20 sliding scale. 7:30pm. Mandala Ethnic Arts, 29 Baldwin Ave., Paia FREE LECTURE: WINNING A LIFETIME BATTLE AGAINST OBESITY - Learn how changes in food choices and preparation can radically change your health and wellness, from vegan Mike Teehan. Presented by the Vegetarian Society of Hawaii for adult-level audiences. Free. 7pm. Kaunoa Senior Center, 401 Alakapa Pl., Sprecklesville

SATURDAY, MAY 14 MAUI VISITOR INDUSTRY CHARITY WALK Thousands of participants are expected at this year’s event, raising money for local charities. For more information, contact the Maui Hotel & Lodging Association. 7am. War Memorial Stadium Soccer Fields, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; 244-8625

ANNOUNCEMENTS

FRIDAY, MAY 13

LAU HALA WEAVING CLASSES - Master weaver Pohaku Kaho’ohanohano instructs on the painstaking art of creating beautiful lau hala bracelets. Space is limited. Call to register. Two sessions to suit your schedule: 9-11am & 12-2pm. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; 249-2798; mnbg.org

NO BOOKMOBILE - Fri, May 13. Auwe! Due to a staffing shortage, the beloved Bookmobile will not run this Friday. If you’re a patron who needs to return materi-

“45-TON TALK” - Every Fri & Sat. Learn tons of stuff about whales. Call or e-mail to RSVP. Also hosted at the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Ma-

2ND ANNUAL CELEBRATION OF QUILTS - A quilted cornucopia of artisans showing-off their craft, plus a special display of antique quilts from both the mu-

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TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae

Mon - SLAM feat. David Choy 7:30-9pm / Rocking ‘80s Party 10pm-12am / Tue - Willie K, 7-9pm / WED Willie K, 7-9pm / Jordan & Wolf, 10pm-12am

The Haiku Hillbillys 8-10pm

PIONEER INN

include pancakes, scrambled eggs, Portuguese sausage, fruit, coffee and juice. Take out is available. $5. 7-10am. Maui Tropical Plantation, 1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku; Kellie Pali: 870-8731 / Leo Polo: 2641378; mauitropicalplantation.com

MON - All Access DJs, 10pm / TUE “Lahaina Idol” Karaoke w/ Troy, 9pm-12am / WED - Kenny Roberts, 5-8pm (all no cover)

seum and private collections. Also, a beautiful quilt made by Joan Davis will be auctioned as a benefit for the Maui Historical Society. See This Week’s Picks for more. Free. 10am-3pm. Bailey House Museum, 2375A Main St., Wailuku; 244-3326; mauimuseum.org FREE SHREDDING SERVICES OFFERED - Sponsored by Kula AARP, an Access Management shredding truck will be made available for folks who need to safely dispose of sensitive documents. Limit is one or two boxes per person, please. Free. 8-11am. Home Depot (parking lot), 100 Pakaula St., Kahului; Diane Logsdon: 878-3448 HAWAIII AAU CHAMPIONSHIPS - Cheer on your favorite youth wrestlers. 8:30am. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 661-4685 SUMMER CAMP FAIR - Over 30 organizations will present their summertime camps and programs. Get information—and even register—at this engaging event. Free. 1-5pm. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com FREE WINDERMERE SHREDDING EVENT- In April, Windermere’s inaugural shredding event was such a success, they’re now offering installment part deux. There’s no charge to shred your sensitive documents, but donations to the Windmere Foundation (providing funds to a variety of local non-profits) are appreciated. Free. 11am-1pm. Windermere Valley Isle Properties, 150 E. Wakea St., Kahului; 579-8411 NEW SHOWCASE: ALLUSIONS OF SPACE - Featuring Dorothy Faison, Carl Jennings and Jennifer Owen. This new exhibition opens today and continue through June 25. Free. 11am-5pm. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469; mauiarts.org 11TH ANNUAL MAUI MATSURI FESTIVAL - Where else but at the Maui Matsuri can you make gyotaku (fish-printing craft), learn about ikebana, be inspired by local martial artists, and take pictures with a Japanese superhero — all to the beat of taiko drums! This ‘ohana-friendly festival is full of great things to see, make and do — so don’t miss it. Highlights include Kikaida vs. Gills’ Monsters (3:30 and 5:30pm) hanafuda tournament, Cosplay exhibition, obon dancing,

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saimin and natto eating contests, manga and art contests, and much more. Free. 2-9pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, 310 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-283-9999; mauimatsuri.com

HANA BAY BEACH CLEANUP - Free T-shirts for the first 100 volunteers at the Hana Bay Beach Cleanup, sponsored by the Surfrider Foundation. Free. Hana Bay; surfrider.org/maui

DANCING WITH THE STARS FOR MAUI NURSES - Ah, nurses. The nature of their biz means they’ve got to be tough cookies—but they’re still the sweetest (and lifesaving)! Support their continuing scholastic endeavors by attending this special fundraising event for the Maui Nurses Scholarship Foundation. The event includes cocktails, a silent and live auctions, dinner, a dance contest, and entertainment by Xclusive Sounds. $150. 6-10pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku; 242-0755

PET-A-PALOOZA - There are plene kine kitties and canines who need a loving ‘ohana. Check out this special, weekly open house and find your new best friend. Free. 11:30am-2:30pm. Maui Humane Society, 1350 Meha Meha Loop, Puunene; 8773680; mauihumanesociety.org

ALL JAZZED UP - A special show with the ever-lovely Louise Lambert and her daughter Merika. Accompanied by Sal Godinez on piano, Curt Lee on guitar, and Bob Harrison on acoustic bass. $10. 8-11pm. Three’s Bar & Grill, 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 879-3133 (dinner reservations) / 205-3971 (advance tickets) THE ART OF LIVING DERBY - A rock ‘em, sock ‘em night featuring spectacular pieces of original derby-inspired art by the Maui Roller Girls themselves. In celebration of the team’s birthday! Free. 7-10pm. Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy., Paia; paiatattooparlor.com / mauirollergirls.com MENAGERIE DES FEMMES: A KIT KAT CLUB CABARET - Featuring international burlesque sensation Violetta Beretta (don’t miss her famous “Mustache Ride”), and acts by Maui mavens Casey, Ellen, Glenna, Isa, Karen, KD, and Lynnea. Plus, fresh-spun exotica by DJ Cudra Clover. $10 / $5 with May 14 “Taming of the Shrew” ticket stub. 9pm. Bistro Casanova, 33 Lono Ave. Kahului; 873-3650

SUNDAY, MAY 15 2011 TAYLOR GUITARS ROAD SHOW - An evening of guitar talk and demos with Taylor staff guitar makers, straight from El Cajon, California. Rare and one-off Taylor guitars will be available for sale, and you can enter to win a custom Taylor, too. Brought to you by Bounty Music. 2-5pm. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 871-1141

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FULL MOON LABYRINTH WALK - Enjoy a full moon labyrinth walk with Eve Hogan at the Sacred Garden, Makawao. 573-7700; sacredgardenmaui.com

MONDAY, MAY 16 THE FRAGILITY OF HAWAI’S CORAL REEFS You’re sure to learn a lot at this lecture about the fragile ecosystems of Hawaii’s coral reefs. Free. 2-3pm. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, 726 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 879-2818 ext. 23

TUESDAY, MAY 17 GARDEN TOURS AT MAUI NUI BOTANICAL GARDENS - Every Tue & Fri. Volunteer-guided tours include discussions about conservation, natural history, ethnobotanical uses of native Hawaiian plants, and MNBG initiatives. By appointment only. Free ($5 suggested doantion). 1011:30am. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; 249-2798 / info@mnbg.org; mnbg.org “45-TON TALK” - Every Tue & Thu. Learn tons of stuff about whales. Call or e-mail to RSVP. Also hosted at the Whalers Village’s Whale Museum in Ka’anapali on Fridays and Saturdays at 11am. Free. 11am. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, 726 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 879-2818 / bo.petty@noaa.gov

WEDNESDAY, MAY 18 MAUI LAND & PINE AUCTION - ML&P auctions off all remaining assets from its golf course maintenance division. Contractors and landscapers are encouraged to attend or bid online. 9am-4pm. 120 Kane St., Kahului; 1-800-45-GREAT; greatamerican.com

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DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Fri & Sat, Ras Shaggai 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Indapkt 3-6pm. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Joe Benedett (as for a CD!) 6-8:30pm. 672 Front St., Lahaina; 667-0988 COOL CAT CAFE - Every Thu, Junior & Oren 7:30-10pm; Every Fri & Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Every Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Every Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Every Tue, live Jazz 7-10pm; Every Wed, Ryan Palma 7:30-10pm. Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina, 667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Damien 3–5pm, Garrett & Peter 6–8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Kulewa 6-8:30pm; Sat, Mondo 3-5pm, Kulewa 6-8:30pm; Sun, Mondo 3-5pm, Ron & Miles 6-8:30pm; Every Mon, Brian 3-5pm, Damien & Edee 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Wed, Brian 3-5pm, Alika & Eddie 6-8:30pm. 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 662-2900. HARD ROCK CAFE - Every Thu, all-ages Open Mic Night 9pm; Every Mon, Damon Parillo and Danyel Alana 7:3010pm; Every Tue, Ryan Palma 7:30-10pm; Every Wed, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. HULA GRILL - Thu, Bruddah Larry 11:30am-1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2-4pm, Armadillo 4:15-6:15pm, Kulewa 6:309pm; Fri, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am-1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm, 1810 4:15-6:15pm, Kawika, Roy, & Tarvin 6:309pm; Sat, Jack Stone 11:30am-1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm, 1810 4:15-6:15pm, Wili Pa 6:30-9pm; Sun, Ron Hetteen 11:30-1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm, 1810 4:156:15pm, Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30-9pm; Mon, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am-1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2-4pm, Armadillo 4:15-6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:309pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 11:30am-1pm, Jarrett Roback 2-4pm, Ernest Pua’a 4:15-6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30-9pm.; Wed, Mika Villaren 11:30am-1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2-4pm, Peter DeAquino 4:15-6:15pm, Ernest, Roy, & Tarvin 6:30-9pm. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 667-6636. JAVA JAZZ - Thu, Rene Alonzo; Fri & Sat, Farzad & Mike Madden; Sun, Brian Cuomo; Mon, Ashley Welte; Tue, Ras Shaggai; Wed, Howard Ahia (all sets 7pm).

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Every Thu, Jarrett & Wilson; Every Fri, The J.D. on the Rocks Band 2:30-5pm; Every Sat, J.D. & Harry 2:30-5pm; Every Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5pm. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Every Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Every Fri, Cyrus Clark 5-7pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 9am-12pm; Every Mon, Junior 6-8pm. Every Wed, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Wed-Sun, Ranga Pae; Mon, Benoit Jazzworks; Tue, David Choy. All sets 6-9pm. 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 669-6400. ONO BAR & GRILL - Thu & Tue, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Kealii Lum; Sun, Mitch Keppa; Wed, Scott Baird (all sets 6-9pm). Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., 667-2525. PIONEER INN - Fri, The Haiku Hillbillys 8-10pm. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina; 661-3636 SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Every Sun & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coehlo Morrison 7-9pm; Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Every Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Every Tue, “Glee” screening 7pm. Every Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night 7:30pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1011 BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike F. 5-9pm; Every Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. 300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Maalaea, 243-2286. CAPISCHE? - Every Fri & Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 879-2224. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Every Thu, Junior Lacuesta; Every Fri, Mon &Tue, Rick Glencross; Every Sat, Ryan Robinson; Every Wed, Jordan Cudworth. (all sets 4-8pm.) Sun, Mon & Tue, Karaoke 8pm; Wed, Open Mic 9pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., #E, Kihei, 874-1250. KAI WAILEA - Thu, Mon & Sun, Wolf; Fri, Ryan Robinson; Sat, Kanoa; Mon, Tom Conway; Wed, Francois

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Marriot Maui Ocean Club - 100 Nohea Kai Dr., 667-1200.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Every Thu, Ah-Tim 4-6pm; Every Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Fri & Sat, The Waitiki 7 6-9pm; Sat, Paula Fuga with Mike Love and Sam Ites 6-9pm; Every Sun & Wed, Slam featuring David Choy 7-10pm; Every Mon, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkeiwicz 4-6pm; Every Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Every Wed, Randall Rospond 4-8pm. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 874-3779.

ROYAL OCEAN TERRACE - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, live Hawaiian music 6-8pm.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, live music - Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 875-2910.

SUGAR CANE TRAIN - Daily, Sugar Cane Train rides 10am-4pm; Thu, Sugar Cane Train Dinner 5pm.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Thu, live Jazz 7pm; Fri, Jeff 7pm; Sat, Steff Lomeli 7pm; Mon, Cyrus Clark 7pm; Tue, Gerit Williams 7-9pm. 1945-G S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-3133.

WARREN & ANNABELLE’S - Daily (except Sun.), Warren & Annabelle’s Magic Show 5pm.

TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Every Thu, Island Favorites with Kawika Lum Ho; Every Fri, Girls Nite Out with Gina Martinelli; Every Sat, Classic Rock with Dominic; Every Sun, Ron Shadian & Friends; Every Mon, Bobby Ingram & Friends; Every Tue, Mike and Mark; Every Wed, Steve Sargenti. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-8860.

CENTRAL MAUI ALE HOUSE - Every Fri, Braddah Francis 4-8pm; Every Tue, Braddah Francis 4-7pm. Every Mon, Terri Garrison 4-7pm. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001.

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Ritz-Carlton Kapalua - One Ritz-Carlton Dr., 669-6200.

CAFE DES AMIS - Every Thu, Joe Conte plays The Chapman Stick; Every Sat, live Argentinian music; Every Wed, The Stone Violets 6:30-8:30pm. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323.

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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Every Thu, Erin Smith; Every Fri, Randall Rospond; Every Sat, Tom Conway; Every Sun, Viva La Rumba; Every Mon, Kanoa; Every Tue, Sebrina Barron; Every Wed, Wolf. (all sets 4-6pm.) Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-6444.

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OHANA BAR & GRILL - Every Wed & Thu, live music 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, torch lighting ceremony 5:30-9:30pm.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Daily, solo guitarists and sunset hula dancers 5:30-8:30pm; Every Sun & Wed, live music 5:30-9:30pm.

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Daily, Francois 6-9pm; Every Sun, Fausto 9am-1pm. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 873-6555.

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Kaanapali Beach Club - 104 Kaanapali Shores, 661-2000.

SHARKY’S - Thu, Jordan Fun 6-9pm; Tue, Karaoke Contest with DJ Jay 6-9pm. Lipoa Center, 41 E. Lipoa St. Ste. 15, Kihei; 874-5115

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., Wailea, 875-8080.

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UMALU - Daily, live music 6:30-8:30pm and torch lighting ceremony 5:30-6pm.

GREEN BANANA CAFE - Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6pm.137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9130. KULA LODGE - Sat & Sun, Jazz music. 15200 Haleakala Hwy., Kula, 878-1535. LOCAL MOCHA CAFE - Fri & Sat, live music 6-8pm. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 573-2859. MAX WORLD BISTRO - Fri, Tatyana 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 6:30-9pm; Sun, Jazz music 6:30-9pm; Tue, Rakhal Kincaid 6:30-9pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 6:30-9pm. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-2629. MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Every Thu, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8:30pm; Every Tue, Open Mic Night 6pm. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

ALALOA LOUNGE - Every Fri & Sat, live music 8pm-12am. Royal Lahaina Resort - 2780 Kekaa Dr., 661-3611.

Sheraton Maui - 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., 661-0031. LAGOON BAR - Daily, cliff diving 6-8pm, torch lighting ceremony 6-8pm, and live music 6-9pm. Sugar Cane Train - 975 Limahana Pl., 661-0088.

Warren & Annabelle’s - 900 Front St., 667-6244.

SOUTH MAUI Fairmont Kea Lani - 4100 Wailea Alanui, 840-8402. FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Daily, live music 5:309:30pm. POLO BEACH GRILL & BAR - Daily, live music 4-5:30pm. Four Seasons Resort - 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000. LOBBY LOUNGE - Daily, torch lighting ceremony and hula 5:30-6:30pm; Every Thu-Wed, Jazz music 8-11:30pm; Every Tue, Jazz music 8-10:30pm; Every Sun, Hawaiian music 8:30-10:30pm. Grand Wailea Resort & Spa- 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., 875-1234. BOTERO BAR & LOUNGE - Every Wed, live Hawaiian music 5:30-9:30pm. GRAND DINING ROOM - Every Sun, live Hawaiian music and hula 10:30am-1pm. Makena Beach & Golf Resort - 5400 Makena Alanui, 875-5888. MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Every Sun, live music 9am-1pm. The Shops at Wailea - 3750 Wailea Alanui, 8916770. THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Every Wed, WOW! Wailea on Wednesdays live music 6:30-8:30pm. Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa - 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922. KUMU BAR & GRILL - Daily, hula performance 6:30-9pm. MELE MELE LOUNGE - Daily, live music 9-11pm.

EAST MAUI Hotel Hana-Maui - 5031 Hana Hwy., 248-8211.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa- 200 Nohea Kai Dr., 661-1234.

HOTEL HANA-MAUI - Every Fri, hula performance 7-8pm. PANIOLO LOUNGE - Every Thu-Sun & Wed, live music 6:30-9:30pm.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Unspoken “contracts” happen all the time—but the person you’re dealing with isn’t likely to respond well to any implicit obligations they may be signing up for without knowing it. Therefore, be upfront about your expectations right from the get-go. It’s okay to have “strings attached” when you offer something of yourself—most interactions are, essentially, an exchange. Just be honest and forthright about what those are—and flexible about what they might be. There should be room for negotiation here, otherwise what you’re offering is more of an ultimatum than a deal. How do you think that will go over? GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) I know you’re not always in the mood to deal with a highmaintenance friend, but part of being a friend is being there for someone when they need you. That doesn’t mean you can’t have and enforce boundaries—you should! However, if those boundaries mean that you’ll never really come through for your admittedly needy buddy, then you’re not really being much of a friend, are you? If that’s the case, do both of you a favor and just cut your “friend” loose. However, I hope you can see the benefit in being there once in a while; generally, this kind of effort will come back to you in abundance. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Getting worked up over details is something you’ll probably regret. You’ll be embarrassed you made such a fuss over something so nitpicky. And yet, it happens. This week is about not sweating the small stuff. Easier said than done, I know. In the past this has definitely been a stumbling block for you, and even getting embarrassed about some of it hasn’t been enough to keep you from going there again. You’ll get it, though. You just need a lot of practice learning how to let this shit just roll off your back. This week, fortunately or unfortunately, you’ll get it. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Here’s a funny thing about Leos: You sometimes do stuff specifically to get attention, but then become annoyed or resentful when you get it, because it came at the “wrong” time, or from the “wrong” people. Unfortunately, if you do something attention-getting, you’re not likely to be able to control who notices, or when. Get over your silly expectations and try to be grateful for your “fans,” even when they don’t conform to what you hoped for. They’re still far preferable to the alternative: no one caring enough about what you do to even notice. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) People cross lines all the time—but in their defense, they often don’t know it. You may need to be clearer and more vocal about what’s taboo territory for you, or you’re going to find people wandering around there with more frequency than you’d like. This week, you’ll get plenty of chances to enforce those boundaries, because people will unwittingly be stepping across them quite often. Practice letting those intruders know what’s up with as much humor, lightheartedness, and compassion as you can—you’ll find that those qualities are much more effective than anger, scolding, or earnest entreaties. Remember, their “intrusions” are mostly innocent mistakes. Treat them as such. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Honesty is always best when it comes to your most meaningful relationships, but that doesn’t mean you need to disclose every little detail of everything that’s ever happened to you. You’re allowed to keep a few things private—but don’t lie about them. Lies and deception will come back to haunt you very quickly right now. This is, admittedly, a thorny gray area with shifting boundaries. Sometimes, failure to reveal important information is tantamount to a lie. But other times, disclosing it would just be unproductive over-sharing. Determining which is which is this week’s tricky task. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You rightly sense that someone is horning in on your territory,

but going right into full-on attack mode will just alienate all the wrong people, and actually allow your adversary to get into a much better position to seize some lost ground. Instead, you need to exercise a powerful Scorpionic quality: lie in wait. It may be galling to just sit tight while they try to finesse the situation, but that’s quite simply your best strategy right now, if you want to keep your potential allies on your side. Don’t worry, you’ll get the chance to use that infamous Scorpio stinger of yours—what’s ironic is that by that time, it may no longer be necessary.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC.21) The people who can hurt you the most are almost always those closest to you. That means sometimes you need to be a little more selective when deciding who you’ll let get that close. One of your best qualities is your open friendliness and willingness to connect to people from all walks of life. I hope you never lose that. But at some point someone needs to prove they’re worthy of your trust before you let them have an all-access pass. This doesn’t mean people need to pass some lameass test; just that you need to hone your instincts and get better at determining who’s trustworthy, who isn’t, and who’s quite simply worth the risk either way. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You’ve heard the expression, “give them an inch, they’ll take a mile.” When you do it, I’m sure you just think of it as pressing your advantage. It might be a sound strategy in business, but in personal relationships when you push people too far, they walk away. This week, practice taking what’s offered, with gratitude, and simply being happy with that instead of pushing for more (and more). Sure, if you pushed, you might get what you want, but in this case, what you get will be exponentially more sweet if you’re patient enough to wait until it’s freely offered. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) When given any kind of power, the temptation to look after your own interests, regardless of the expense to others, can be a great one. However, I hope you resist it. While whatever you’re contemplating isn’t really a big deal, in the grand scheme of things, it’s perched on the top of a very steep, very slippery slope of less-than-ethical choices. Say no to this one. Look at the big picture and be as objective as possible here. Enlist an outside perspective if necessary. Then stick to simply doing the right thing—it’s hard to go wrong there. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) It can be annoying when people totally misinterpret things about who you are, your relationships, or your situation. But it can be quite funny, too—if you’re not too busy getting steamed up about it. Their assumptions make them look like asses, of course, but you don’t have to join their club. Try to resist getting aggravated or upset. That’s not likely to help the situation or reflect well on you. A snarky response to their mistake would certainly get your point across, but so would gently having fun with it. Laughing off their error would also generate more happiness all around—most importantly, for you. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Sometimes you feel something so strongly that you go a bit overboard in communicating it. I love your enthusiasm, but it can come off as too eager, or even clingy, when you’re so persistent. Trust that you’ve driven the point home already—you probably have, several times—and aim for subtlety for the rest of the week. It’d be better that someone miss something because you were simply too low-key in expressing it than annoying them because you’re repeatedly harping on it. I wouldn’t worry too much about people missing the point, though—your “subtle” is most other people’s “normal.”

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