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READER FEEDBACK

ISSUE 23

BY READERS LIKE YOU SHOCKING IDEA

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: What charity could best help you out right now?

Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com @apignataro on Twitter Habitat For Inhumanity Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Booze Bank Proofreader: Dina Wilson Whichever one helps pays for magazine subscriptions Contributors: Jason Castle, Caeriel Crestin, Mick E. Finn, Lantana Hoke, Jory John, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Art Director & Production Manager: Scrappers scrapperstown.com Cookies For Kooks Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Human Centipede Sanctuary General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Tequila

It is my recommendation that in addition to EVs for individual use, tour buses and mass transit are ideal in that larger vehicles can carry more battery storage and are more efficient in moving people (Mauisphere, Nov. 17, 2011). Delivery vans, mail trucks and all means of conveyance should be explored for electrical conversion.

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STILL TALKING ‘BOUT BOYCOTTING THE MAUI INVITATIONAL Noble, albeit idealistic commentary (“Boycott The Maui Invitational! Nov. 10, 2011).

Apparently College Football, which does not fund the NCAA annual operating budget, is immune to these claims? Ha! And what percentage of college basketball players do you think move on the pros, and gain big contracts versus, the vast majority who received an education and hopefully will thus enjoy richer and more fulfilling lives, jobs and future contributions to society?

I totally disagree with your boycott suggestion; it is childish and would negatively impact Maui and those who need the revenues, which you apparently would rather see go to NYC or similar mainland tournament locations.

-Mike Jukester, via Mauitime.com

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Thanks for writing your excellent “Boycott the Maui Invitational� article. I was in Maui for a Big Mind training conference and Mike Duberstein gave me a copy of MauiTime and I read your fine piece on my ride home to Washington. Mike was our Research Director at the NFLPA and lives in Kihei.

I’ve been in the struggle for athletes’ rights most of my adult life. I’m the author of Out of Their League, and a retired Western Regional Director of the NFL Players Association. A number of years ago I was involved in helping put together the White v. NCAA anti-trust case. It was the first time NCAA revenue athletes sued the NCAA. The issue was over the “cost of attendance� agreement the member schools have among themselves, and they have

agreed to not give the COA to “studentathletes�.

Again thanks for your fine piece and raising the issue.

-David Meggyesy, via email

STILL LEARNING ABOUT SARCASM I am not sure if one should take this article seriously or is this author a master of disguise in his attempt at sarcasm or irony (Coconut Wireless, Nov. 3, 2011). If he is serious what planet did he arrive from? I would guess Planet Hollywood.

More McDonalds? “Didn’t we all agree decades ago that we want the same supermarkets and fast food franchises distributed evenly across the island?� Frightening consumers with independently owned cafes and coffee houses?

Interesting that there are journalists with this perspective actually living here on Maui.

-Haikuperch, via Mauifeed.com

START THIS! I love how these articles always end up in, “what we need is for someone to donate a huge chunk of land for two years� and the biggest/best success stories are government-funded projects that only continue because of taxpayer support (“All Hands On Tech,� Sept. 15, 2011). True, a start-up can be anywhere, but real innovation comes from being able to work and be inspired with the best minds of your industry, and from being close to your customers also.

Having a footprint on the mainland, or a bridge to Silicon Valley would go a long way for a tech start-up in Hawaii. We need access to networking and relationships, where trust is built. Travel remains essential for face-to-face meetings. And I really don’t think an outer island can do it on their own.

So rather than be “Maui-focused,� pull in strength from tech communities on Kauai and Oahu - where the funding lives. People in Hawaii are more likely to support statewide initiative than just a Maui initiative. And to qualify for funding and support you may want to make it broader as in Australia and the Asia-Pacific.

-Laura Kinoshita, via Mauitime.com

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A. People who own multi-million-dollar mansions in ag areas can apply the very low ag assessment to their entire property, including the mansion itself.

B. There is an unenforced rule on the county books saying that ag assessments can only be applied to land that’s actually being farmed.

C. There are currently no “mansions� constructed on ag lands in Maui County.

D. Councilman Mike Victorino used the phrase “real big club sandwich� to describe current ag assessments during the Nov. 18 Maui County Council hearing.

F. A new airline: DaKine Airlines, which

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Kahului Airport recently got something new, according to the Nov. 17 Maui News. What was it?

A. A new hot dog cart in the inter-island section.

B. Another baggage claim carousel.

C. A new metal detector in security.

D. An invasive body image scanner in security.

E. A non-invasive body image scanner in

will officially start non-stop service between Kahului and Kapalua on Dec. 1.

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According to stories in the Nov.

18 Honolulu Star-Advertiser and Pacific Business News, what happened to the 40 members of the 2011 APEC Hawaii Host Committee who had a special Nov. 12 meeting with President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle?

A. They got food poisoning.

B. They had their personal information stolen by hackers.

C. They got all the aloha shirts they could carry.

D. They got their names spelled wrong in special autographed photos with the president.

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WHEN PIGS SAIL One of E. B. White’s most moving essays is “Death of a Pig,” which ran in the January 1948 issue of The Atlantic Monthly. The story details White’s attempt to raise a pig for slaughter, only to become despondent when the animal suddenly becomes ill before being properly fattened. White is fully intent on slicing the pig’s throat and turning him into “smoked ham and bacon,” but he also takes pains to ease the animal’s suffering and, indeed, is desperate to keep him alive.

I thought of White’s essay as I read through a Nov. 17 press release from Stephanie Feldstein, Change.org’s director of organizing. Her topic? A new petition of 15,000 signatures compiled by Haiku resident and vegan activist Laurelee Blanchard calling on Matson Navigation to stop shipping pigs from the Mainland to Hawaii (a Nov. 18 email from Blanchard raised the figure to 18,000).

According to Blanchard, who is quoted at length in the Nov. 17 press release, the trip across the Pacific exposes the animals– hundreds of which arrive in Hawaii every week–to “stress and exhaustion, rough handling, hunger, thirst, extreme temperatures and filthy conditions.”

“As someone who provides refuge for rescued pigs at Leilani Farm Sanctuary, I know the intelligence and sensitivity of these animals,” said Blanchard, who launched the Change.org campaign. “Matson is attempting to shift the blame to the consumer, but is indeed directly responsible for causing unconscionable suffering to pigs by continuing to facilitate this cruel trade. These shipments need to stop immediately.”

Matson officials didn’t respond to two emailed requests for comment.

Feldstein’s email also references a new 55page report from the World Society for the Protection of Animals (WSPA)–written with Blanchard’s assistance–which found the following: “Video footage and still images of this route provided to WSPA (many of which are included in this report) showed the poor treatment of animals. The footage showed pigs standing in their own waste, enduring temper-

ature extremes, going without food or water 2008, the U.S. Department of Agriculture for long periods of time and experiencing poor began investigating the practice in response handling methods. Research revealed that to a complaint filed by People for the EthiU.S. laws did not cal Treatment of address the welAnimals (PETA) fare of animals following the transported by deaths of 13 ship and, that pigs on Matson therefore, these freighters. Acthousands of cording to a Dec. pigs were ex11, 2008 Honolulu cluded from proStar-Bulletin artitection. WSPA cle, at least some joined with the of those pigs Humane Sociwere bound for This little piggy went on a boat ride ety of the United Schofield BarStates (HSUS) racks on Oahu, Hawaii, Animal where they were Rights Hawaii (ARH) and the Animal Protec- to be shot and then mended by soldiers durtion Institute (API) to stop this cruelty.” ing medical training before Iraq deployment.

The outcry over the harsh journey made “Not only are these pigs killed in archaic by pigs on the their way to slaughter in Ha- training exercises, some of them may also waii is not new (indeed, Feldstein’s email says be suffering and dying even before they arthat in recent years Horizon Lines, Foodland rive at Schofield Barracks,” PETA Director and Times Supermarket have all agreed to of Laboratory Investigations Kathy Guillstop shipping pigs to Hawaii). In December ermo said in the article.

Overheard “I'm the least subliminal person ever. All you have to do is print the word 'hope,' on something, and you've got me.”

-Woman at Walmart, Nov. 19

MOLOKAI MAN Saw a name from the past last week in a tiny Pacific Business News blurb. Seems that Peter Nicholas is retiring as executive director of Molokai Properties Ltd (MPL). According to the Nov. 18 PBN blurb, Singapore-based GuocoLeisure Ltd.–the international investment firm that owns MPL–has announced that Clay R. Rumbaoa, a former Castle & Cooke director of engineering and development for Lanai, will be taking over when Nicholas cashes out at the end of the year.

Nicholas, if you’ll recall, is something of a notorious figure in Molokai’s recent history.

He was running the show back in March 2008 when Molokai Properties, stung by the island’s opposition to its proposed La‘au Point development plans, decided to shut down Molokai Ranch in its entirety.

Just like that, the Molokai Lodge, Kaupoa Beach Village, Kaluakoi Golf Course, Maunaloa Gas Station, Maunaloa Tri-Flex Theater and the cattle ranch itself were no more. In an instant, 120 people were out of work–a relatively huge number for the island, which has never really recovered. Indeed, the latest labor stats peg the island's unemployment rate at 17.5 percent in October, four full percentage points higher than the same month last year.

“The decision,” Nicholas said in a 2008 statement, “is purely a business one. For the past five years MPL has been working with Molokai community leaders and community members on developing and implementing a Master Plan for MPL’s property and the future of Molokai. Unacceptable delays caused by continued opposition to every aspect of the Master Plan means we are unable to fund continued normal company operations... We deeply regret to have taken this step as the main impact will be on our loyal employees.”

But don’t worry about Nicholas. “He will continue to oversee GuocoLeisure’s investment in Fiji,” PBN reported. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type:

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Seanna Clark, Marketing Manager for Hula Grill, says the participating bartenders will be Olmos, Dave Fried, Josh Roberts, Keahi Lua, Reed Robertson, Tara Fontaine, William Morris, Gail Falkenbury, Josh Gruber, Karl Furutani, Melinda Rochon, Mikey Baldridge, Mike Woo, Ross Stidel, Ryan Fisher and Kalei Fisher. The bartenders at Hula Grill came up with the concept eight years ago when one of them got into a nasty car accident. They pooled their tips on Black Friday and helped him out.

LESLIE WILCOX COMES TO TEDXMAUI TEDxMaui is right around the corner and Leslie Wilcox has accepted the invitation to host the January event. Wilcox is a longtime broadcast and print journalist in Hawaii with on-air and management positions in newsrooms in the CBS, NBC and FOX affiliates. She is also PBS Hawaii’s CEO and president, and hosts the weekly PBS Hawaii program Long Story Short.

Wilcox will be joined by Maui resident Kainoa Horcajo, a partner in Hana Pono, an organization that provides cultural studies and impact assessments. Horcajo has also worked with Office of Hawaiian Affairs (OHA) and as a media liaison for state Representative Mele Carroll.

“When we first announced TEDxMaui, we started receiving numerous applicants from off island residents,” said Katie McMillan, co-producer of TEDxMaui. “It was very clear that many people were looking for an opportunity to come to Maui. Our Program Director, Karen Bouris, had to really reach out into the community and explain what TED was all about. Many people were already fans but many people had never watched a TED talk. Our goal was to create a diverse program that really showcased our local talent and also brought experts from off island that brought relevant and inspired thinking to some of the islands most pressing issues.”

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Tickets to TEDxMaui are on sale now through the MACC’s box office by calling 808-242-SHOW and through their website www.mauiarts.org. Tuition for the daylong event is $99. Student and senior (over 65) tickets will be $75.

An ID will be required for verification. In order to create an intimate setting for more interaction, conversations and connections, TEDxMaui will be limited to 600 participants and 100 spaces reserved for students and elders. Tickets will be available on a first come, first serve basis.

MISSONI COMES TO FOUR SEASONS Fashionistas will soon flock to the Four Seasons Maui for home furnishings and couture threads. Retailer Seaside Luxe operates the 22 Knots Boutique inside the Four Seasons and recently partnered with Missoni to bring its full line of Italian decor and ready-to-wear apparel to Maui and the Big Island at Hualalai.

“Missoni is probably one of the hottest designers of our time and his connection with the fashion-forward customer who indulges in a chic resort lifestyle couldn’t be a more perfect fit for Seaside Luxe,” said Lee Ann Sauter, CEO and Founder of Seaside Luxe. “At Seaside Luxe, we aim to provide the most discerning of luxury shoppers that one-of-akind buying experience that allows them to browse and dis-

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Presentations have already been confirmed for Dr. Elizabeth Kapu’uwailani Lindsey, National Geographic’s first female Polynesian Explorer; Susan Casey, editor of O, Oprah Winfrey’s magazine; and Charles Hambleton, co-producer of the Oscar-winning documentary The Cove (see www.tedxmaui.com/speakers for more speakers and information).

The TEDxMaui team consists of co-producers McMillan and Sara Tekula, program director Karen Bouris of The Merwin Conservancy and Peter Liu of Kaiscapes Social Media Consulting. In addition, Paul Sutherland, president of FIM Group (located in Kahului) and producer of TEDxTraverseCity, offered his support and experienced staff to the TEDxMaui team. The Utopia Foundation, of which Sutherland is chairman, provided initial funding to support the event, allowing the team to secure the Maui Arts & Cultural Center as its event venue.

“I feel this event is an opportunity to bring a new experience to Maui that millions across the globe are already a part of,” said Tekula.

“There is nothing more important than–today, more than ever–sharing our best ideas.”

This will be the ninth year that the bartenders at Hula Grill will hui up their tip jar for charity. This year the funds go to 70-year-old Mary Davy of Hilo, who was recently the victim of a violent attack and burglary in her home.

“Mary’s daughter, Suzanne, is a good friend of many of our employees and when we found out what had happened to her mother, we really wanted to do everything we could to help,” said Bar Manager Lisa Olmos. “The holidays are all about sharing the aloha spirit and we encourage our guests to join us in our effort to support Ms. Davy.”

Davy was asleep when an 18-year-old suspect entered her house, brutally attacking her and burglarizing her home.

She suffered numerous stab wounds to her upper body as well as severe bruising and lacerations on her head, face and neck. Davy was hospitalized in critical condition and is now recovering.

The suspect was arrested for burglary in the first degree d and at-

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cover a curated array of ‘must-have’ and ‘can’t easily find at home’ designer merchandise, while also showcasing some of the biggest international fashion and resort wear trends. The Missoni collection at Seaside Luxe is one we know our customer won’t want to leave the islands without.”

Two Missoni-inspired cabanas have been installed at the Serenity Pool. There they display the iconic striped fabrics Missoni is known for. The beach towels, cashmere blankets, pillows and throws are all available at the resort and the furnishings can be shipped.

Seaside Luxe is also currently installing a lounge with a custom awning and outdoor rug outside the 22 Knots Boutique that showcases Missoni as well. Inside the boutique you’ll find their latest collection of swimsuits, cover ups, shorts, skirts, caftans and robes along with a sampling of accessories.

Rosita and Ottavio Missoni launched their family-owned and designed line of resort wear in Italy in 1953, and now it’s a second and third generation family-run business. ■ -@GilKAOGG (state Representative Gil Keith-Agaran), Nov. 19 jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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A Chicago Tribune/WGN-TV investigation revealed in September and October the astonishing result that Illinois laws passed in 1997 and 2007 at the behest of organized labor have given at least three former union leaders lifetime government pensions as if they had been city or state employees, totaling an estimated drain on public budgets of about $7 million. Two teachersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; union officials were allowed to teach exactly one day to qualify, and an engineersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; union official was hired for one day, with the remainder of the service of the three having been on the payroll of the respective unions. A September Tribune report estimated that 20 other union officials might have been eligible under similar provisions.

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Government, at all levels in American society, is getting smaller. Call them what you will–government programs, bureaucracies, whatever–are doing less and less each year, especially for the poorest members of society. We still have to pay taxes, but many of the health, education and welfare services we’ve come to expect from public agencies are simply no more.

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Non-profit organizations are trying to pick up the slack, but they need your help. They need money, of course, and volunteer labor, but often they might just need some of your old stuff (as long as it’s in good, workable condition). So please look over the following wish lists from many of our island’s non-profits and charities, and find the best way you can help.

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LAHAINA RESTORATION FOUNDATION WHAT THEY DO: They exist for the benefit and education of both our residents and visitors and, in cooperation with our community, strives to faithfully preserve, protect, restore and interpret the physical, historical and cultural legacies of Lahaina, Maui, the first capital of the Kingdom of Hawaii WHAT THEY NEED: Heavy-duty/light weight seating (benches, folding chairs) Banquet tables Decorative plants in pots (areca palms, croton, etc) Tent (10x10, 20x20) Market umbrellas Golf carts Large coolers CONTACT: Call 661-3262; email info@lahainarestoration. org; Lahainarestoration.org; 120 Dickenson Street Ste. A, Lahaina

PAIA YOUTH AND CULTURAL CENTER WHAT THEY DO: They offer a safe and nurturing environment where youth members learn as they experi-

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ence and grow. In offering many high quality programs and fun activities, the PYCC creates opportunities for youth to build skills, increase self-awareness and self esteem and become more involved in their community.

Their staff provides guidance and mentorship during daily cooking classes, radio broadcasting, video production, skateboarding, ocean swimming, surfing and field trips around the island.

WHAT THEY NEED: Financial support for the Stonewave Skatepark (check their website for more info) CONTACT: Susun White, Executive Director. Call 5798354; email admin@pyccmaui.org; PO Box 790999, Paia, HI 96779

MAUI BIRD CONSERVATION CENTER WHAT THEY DO: The Hawaii Endangered Bird Conservation Program breeds endangered, native Hawaiian birds to prevent extinction and promote the recovery of threatened populations. They hope the efforts put into their captive care will provide them with skills that are essential to their survival once they are reintroduced into the wild. Currently they maintain and breed four species at the Maui Bird Conservation Center: ‘Alala, Puaiohi, Kiwikiu and Nene. Many of their daily activities focus on providing enrichment and mental stimulation to our birds, but they

also aim to give the birds a more natural captive environment.

ments For exhibits at the Schaefer International Gallery: Shipping of artwork, exhibit design tools and support for student workshops For their Education Program: Support of Can Do! Days, teacher workshops and performances for students For their Artists in the Community Program: Support of travel and accommodations For their Cultural Program: Trophies and lei for hula competitions and round-trip, inter-island airline tickets for artists.

WHAT THEY NEED: Potted ‘ohia, koa, pukiawe, lapalapa, kanawao, kukaenene, Clermontia, Pilo and ‘ohelo, although any native plants would be greatly appreciated Branches from pruned Koa and Ohia trees 4’ wide ½” x ½” hardware mesh; up to 875 feet 2”, 3”, and 4” corner brackets Parrot toys, tennis balls Gardening supplies (plant labels, potting soil, perlite, vermiculite) Chainsaw and chaps Refrigerator, couch for our resident volunteers Coconuts, papaya, lettuce

CONTACT Carol S. Gentz, Development Director. Call 243-4236; Email carol@mauiarts.org; One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732

CONTACT: Sharon Belcher. Call 572-0690; email mbcc@ hawaiiantel.net

FRIENDS OF HANA KEIKI

MAUI ARTS AND CULTURAL CENTER

WHAT THEY DO: Work to overcome the many challenges the Hana School and community face in providing services to area children. The organization works with Hana School and other community organizations to identify needs of area children and develop, fund and promote programs which are not provided through traditional school and community funding sources.

The State of Hawaii gives money to schools based on the number of enrolled students. Hana’s small enrollment doesn’t generate enough funds to provide everything Hana School needs.

Most schools in Hana’s situation would be consolidated to make ends meet, but wrapping

WHAT THEY DO: Inspire people through personal and shared experiences of the arts. Through performances, art exhibits and community gatherings, the MACC seeks to cultivate opportunities that open a door to new worlds.

WHAT THEY NEED: For their Volunteer Program: Support of their annual Volunteer Appreciation Event, including lei, invitations and refresh-

Hana School into another public school is not possible because of its isolation. The Friends of Hana Keiki’s goal is to fill in the gaps and fund desperately needed service for area children.

WHAT THEY NEED: Cash donations ($30 provides one book a month to a child for a year as part of the Dolly Parton Imagination Library, which mails a free, brand new, age appropriate book each month to any registered child under the age of five in our community from Keanae to Kaupo) Gardening supplies (leaf rakes, pick axes, bags of soil, seeds) for the Keiki Garden, which teaches elementary age children about farming, growing sustainable crops, feeding your family healthy foods, and about agriculture as a career School supplies (copy paper, pens, pencils, composition books, lined paper, dry erase markers) for the School Supply Fund, which provides needed supplies to students and teachers Sports Authority gift cards in any denomination for Hana School athletics students

Newspaper subscription Water delivery service CONTACT: Call 244-5744; email info@mauimediation.org

KIHEI YOUTH CENTER WHAT THEY DO: Work hard to provide a safe and nurturing place for our island youth by providing positive and healthy activities that will help nurture and foster their everyday lives.

HABITAT FOR HUMANITY NEEDS:

CONTACT: Tina Ames, board chairperson. Call 248-8323; email tina.ames@gmail.com; hanakeiki.org; PO Box 631, Hana, HI 96713

MAUI ACADEMY OF PERFORMING ARTS WHAT THEY DO: Try to change the world one person at a time through the performing arts. MAPA’s mission is enriching individuals, building community and connecting our world through the performing arts. MAPA reaches more than 60,000 people each year through their dance and drama classes and camps, school partnership programs and community theatre and dance productions.

WHAT THEY NEED: Minivan for educational theatre tour Television (new or used) DVD player (new or used) Plumbing services Electrician services Executive office chair L-shaped wooden desk Tools Heavy duty plastic folding chairs from Costco Office Max Gift Card Hawaiian Airlines miles Cash donations CONTACT: Peggy Harmon, Director of Development. Call 244-8760 ext. 229; email peggy@mauiacademy.org; 81 North Church St., Wailuku

PONO WHAT THEY DO: Instill the “PONO... Do What Is Right” values through athletics. Their vision is to guide and direct youth in developing “pono” values and

Forklift, Chop saws, Table saws, Gift cards (Home Depot and Lowe’s)

character by providing them with positive opportunities to grow as productive citizens through athletics and community service programs.

WHAT THEY NEED: Cash donations to help fund players that have difficulty paying for league fees, uniforms and equipment CONTACT: Call 870-0562; 80 Hakuhee Way, Wailuku

HANA YOUTH CENTER WHAT THEY DO: Provide a setting for the youth of East Maui that promotes Hawaiian values and that is fun and free from the influence of tobacco, drugs and violence.

WHAT THEY NEED: World Peace Cash donations of any amount. We currently have a matching grant so that donations made to us over the next few months with be matched.

CONTACT: Keoki Kalani, netscape.net

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MEDIATION SERVICES OF MAUI WHAT THEY DO: Resolve conflicts, keep peace in the community and help people communicate more effectively.

WHAT THEY NEED: New computer Vacuum Office Max gift card

WHAT THEY NEED: Financial donations Computers (6) Educational computer software Hand held video cameras (2) Gas cards Gift cards (Costco, VIP, Home Depot, Lowes, Walmart) Calculators (20) Electric pencil sharpeners (6) Copy paper (white and colored) Colored yarn Sewing machine Toilet paper (Costco: Marathon), Folding hand towel (Costco: Marathon #7583809 2 ply white) Paper plates Napkins Plastic forks and spoons Foam cups (Costco: Dart, 6-oz) Serving boat (Costco: 2lb food tray by Dixie) Kid-friendly DVDs Donated professional services: floor cleaning by machine, power-wash building, clean gutters, sod and topsoil for bare ground spots, clean air-conditioning, steam clean carpets CONTACT: Executive Director Lehuanani HuddlestonHafoka, Program Director Stephanie Kaplan or Administrative Assistant/Youth Specialist Les-

lie Garcia. Call 879-8698; email kiheiyouthcenteronmaui@yahoo.com; Physical address: 131 S. Kihei Rd.; Mailing address: P.O Box 1722, Kihei, HI, 96753.

HABITAT FOR HUMANITY WHAT THEY DO Eliminate substandard housing and homelessness on Maui in partnership with community volunteers and potential homeowners by building simple, decent housing.

WHAT THEY NEED : Forklift Chop saws Table saws Gift cards (Home Depot and Lowe’s) CONTACT Call 242-1140; fax 242-1141; habitat-maui. org; 970 Lower Main St., Wailuku

EAST MAUI ANIMAL REFUGE WHAT THEY DO: Work hard to care for orphaned, injured, disabled and otherwise distressed animals.

WHAT THEY NEED: Volunteers Cash donations Construction help Grant writers Animal supplies CONTACT: Call 572-8308; email sylvan@booboozoo.org

PACIFIC PRIMATE SANCTUARY

WHAT THEY DO: Work hard to protect, preserve and rehabilitate threatened rainforest monkeys, rescued from research laboratories, tourist attractions and the pet trade. Through their efforts, the primates acquire the skills necFarm tractor, Industrial weed whacker, essary to live normal lives. SanctuPower tools, Rototiller, Truck for hauling, ary staff also provide conservation Power washer, Multi-line phone system and answereducation programs, to help chiling machine, Copy machine, Medical equipment and dren become environmental steweupplies , Materials and Labor costs for Construction ards and problem-solvers. (The faof a Storage Building and Garage, Volunteers cility is not open to the public).

PACIFIC PRIMATE SANCTUARY NEEDS:

WHAT THEY NEED: Farm tractor Industrial weed whacker Power tools Rototiller Truck for hauling Power washer Multi-line phone system and answering machine Copy machine Medical equipment and supplies Materials and labor costs for construction of a storage building and garage Volunteers

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CONTACT: Call 572-8089; email pps@aloha.net; www. pacificprimate.org; facebook.com/PacificPrimateSanctuary; pacificprimate.blogspot.com

CONTACT: Call 572-1097; email info@flemingarboretum.org; flemingarboretum.org; PO Box 101, Makawao.

GIVING BACK

MAUI FOREST BIRD RECOVERY PROJECT

WHAT THEY DO: Bring their “Move With Balance” program to the frail elders on Maui. The program uses specific movements to enhance cognitive functions and prevent falls. They use active seniors to “mentor” the frail seniors. They are hard at work making their program available for replictaion on a larger scale.

WHAT THEY NEED: Someone to help us research global vendors where we can buy the products necessary for our program. We have about 10 small items/products we need to place in our replication package Laptop computer CONTACT: Karen Peterson, 573-3109; KP@GivingBackMentoring.org; GivingBackMentoring.org; MoveWithBalance.org; PO. Box 791339, Paia, HI 96779.

MENTAL HEALTH AMERICA, MAUI COUNTY BRANCH WHAT THEY DO: Promote the mental health of children, adults and families in Maui County. They also strive to prevent problems associated with mental illnesses, such as substance abuse, and to improve the care and treatment of persons with these disorders.

WHAT THEY NEED: Financial contributions Office supplies (paper, clips, stickies, file folders, etc.)

Small office furniture Volunteers Apple computer and printer CONTACT: Call 242-6461; email mha.maui@yahoo.com; 95 Mahalani St. #5, Wailuku.

FRIENDS OF D.T. FLEMING ARBORETUM AT PU‘U MAHOE WHAT THEY DO: Preserve Hawaiian native plants through protection, propagation and distribution by means of: scientific research and documentation; plant propagation; dissemination of plants and plant material for propagation and out-planting according to state and federal law; education about native plants and their propagation and care through workshops and tours.

WHAT THEY NEED: Volunteer training and arboretum field work participation by school, youth, community groups and interested individuals Partnerships in educational events actively engaging the community in preserving Ha-

WHAT THEY NEED: Cash donations (designate your gift to a specific hospital department, or in memory of or in honor of a loved one) Volunteers for special events, clerical help, or high school students for MMMC’s Junior Volunteer Program Clubs or groups to let us know if they would like a presentation or speaker from MMMC People to share their stories and experiences

People who would like to sign up to prepare and deliver a dinner for 15 people at the shelter on a date of their choice.

CONTACT: Jackie Harp, Director of Development; call 878-8990 ext. 213; email jackieh@flcmaui.org

KA LIMA O MAUI

WHAT THEY DO: Provide employment opportunities for persons with disabilities. They hire over 50 adults with disabilities through their grounds and janitorial service contracts. They also assist this special population to find work in the community. They provide job coaching on site for as long as it is necessary. If you are an employer, please consider hiring a person with a disability and you will be rewarded with a loyal, great worker.

Plastic water catchment (~550 gallons capacity), Rain gear of all sizes, Rubber boots of all sizes, Gas WHAT THEY NEED: powered pressure washer, Laminator, Basecamp therEmployers willing to hire permarest pads, Dry bags of all sizes, White gas or prosons with disabilities pane canister camping lanterns, Warm sleeping bags Laptop computer for our job

WHAT THEY DO: Prevent the further extinction of our native forest birds endemic to the island of Maui. Their team of biologists designs and implements research and management techniques in East Maui to protect and increase native bird populations.

WHAT THEY NEED: Plastic water catchment (~550 gallons capacity) Rain gear of all sizes Rubber boots of all sizes Gas powered pressure washer Laminator Basecamp thermarest pads Dry bags of all sizes White gas or propane canister camping lanterns Warm sleeping bags

life-saving, state-of-the-art medical equipment, support community education and outreach programs and fund continuing education and training for clinical staff.

MAUI FOREST BIRD RECOVERY PROJECT NEEDS:

coach Washing machine Office chairs Art supplies Electric arc welder Oxy-acty welding set Mechanic’s hand tools 4” bench vise Gas-powered air compressor Battery-powered lights Bench grinder Rakes, brooms, dust pans

CONTACT: Call 573-0280; email info@mauiforestbirds.org; mauiforestbirds.org; 2465 Olinda Rd., Makawao

IMUA FAMILY SERVICES WHAT THEY DO: Provide comprehensive early childhood development services to children and their families with the support and resources needed to achieve their full potential in life.

They provide a comprehensive scale of therapeutic services such as occupational therapy, physical therapy, speech language pathology, special instruction and care coordination for children from birth to age six who may have developmental delays, disabilities and other special needs whether families can afford these special services or not.

WHAT THEY NEED: New (or in great shape) infant change table New desks Window cleaning service for their offices at the Cameron Center New child-appropriate toys to give to children at Imua’s Holiday Party Christmas decorations for trees which they give to families Money to buy orthotic shoes for children Arts and craft items for Camp Imua Children’s books for their lending library CONTACT: Call 244-7467 ext 223; fax 242-5835; imuafamilyservices.org

MAUI MEMORIAL MEDICAL CENTER FOUNDATION WHAT THEY DO: Provide Maui Memorial Medical Center with

CONTACT: Call 244-5502; email pam@kalimaomaui.org

MAUI CHORAL ARTS ASSOCIATION they have had at MMMC CONTACT: Lani Correa, Executive Director. Call 2422630; fax 242-2633; email lcorrea@hhsc.org; mauihospitalfoundation.org; 285 Mahalani St. #4, Wailuku

FAMILY LIFE CENTER WHAT THEY DO: Provide emergency shelter, showers, food and clothing to individuals and families who are in need. Many other services are provided that give people hope for a better life. The emergency shelter cares for 15 women and children and is always full. The second floor is under construction and will provide 35 more spaces for families.

Up to 200-300 people receive a full meal on the third Saturday of each month as well as a special meal for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Food boxes are distributed every Wednesday.

WHAT THEY NEED: Cartons of paper products such as dinner plates, cups, napkins, toilet paper and bath and laundry soap (food is served to many people every day and the showers are used by both sheltered and non-sheltered folks) Convection Oven

WHAT THEY DO: Provide opportunities for Maui youth and adults to participate in the choral arts by performing inspirational and innovative concerts at the highest artistic level. The Maui Choral Arts Association is a non-profit educational organization. They offer the community the opportunity of performing a wide variety of choral music. They enrich and build audiences and singers of the future by providing opportunities for music education and performance.

They strive for excellence in performance and musicianship of their membership, providing choral music education and creativity for all ages. And they create opportunities to perform with well-known guest artists and excellent instrumentalists.

WHAT THEY NEED: Cash donations Volunteers to help with staffing concerts: selling tickets, ushering, etc.

Friends of the Chorus volunteers who are interested in supporting the organization with their time and talents Donations of items suitable for our spring Silent Auction: activities, hotel stays, artwork, collectibles, crafts, etc.

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CONTACT: Celia Canty, Artistic Director. Call 870-5560; WHAT THEY NEED: PO Box 1111, Kihei HI 96753 New, unwrapped toys and or gifts for children of all ages

MAUI CHORAL ARTS ASSOCIATION NEEDS:

MAUI UNITED WAY

WHAT THEY DO: Advance the common good by focusing on education, income and health–the building blocks for a good life. Focused on these three areas, Maui United Way is working to improve lives in Maui County through its partnership with 34 non-profit agencies offering 36 programs. All 34 of Maui United Ways Community Partner Agencies address needs in the three focus areas, providing vital services to children, adolescents, adults and the elderly.

Their goal is to create long-lasting changes that prevent problems from happening in the first place. They will be doing a Toy Drive on Dec. 3, 2011 at Maui Mall from 11am to 3pm (during the Super Shopper Stamp Card Finale). Donate a toy and they will wrap your gifts for free!

WHAT THEY NEED: Cash donations Volunteers (for the organization as a whole and the Toy Drive mentioned above) Vacuum Digital camera New toys Christmas wrapping paper Christmas donations (on your or your loved ones behalf) Printing calculator (12 digit) CONTACT: Kanoe Medeiros, Projects Coordinator. Call 244-8787; fax 2448958; email kanoe@mauiunitedway.org; mauiunitedway.org; 270 Hookahi St., Suite 301, Wailuku

MAUI ONSTAGE WHAT THEY DO: Provide quality affordable theater for all tastes and make the Historic Iao Theater accessible to everyone.

Maui OnStage wants to be the cornerstone of cultural activity for Maui.

WHAT THEY NEED: Office Supplies such as white paper, color paper, legal size paper, 1” binders, 1.5” binders and 2” binders, paper clips, etc.

Gift cards for Home Depot, Lowe’s or Ace Hardware Volunteers Material/Fabric and sewing supplies New or gently used power tools

CONTACT: Jake Jacobus, president. Email mauisbuprez@yahoo.com; sbumaui.org

Cash donations. Volunteers to help with staffing concerts: selling tickets, ushering, etc. Donations of items suitable for our spring Silent Auction: activities, hotel stays, artwork, collectibles, crafts, etc.

MAUI HULIAU FOUNDATION

WHAT THEY NEED: Shoes Hygiene supplies and school supplies Cash donations (Keiki Cupboard is entirely volunteer with 100 percent of all donations going toward purchasing items for the children.)

WHAT THEY DO: They work hard to promote environmental literacy and leadership among Maui’s youth. Their programs for Maui youth (12-18) include the Huliau Environmental Filmmaking Club, the Hui Laulima service learning program and the Huliau Youth Leaders on-line community.

WHAT THEY NEED: Film equipment (video cameras, digital photo cameras, tripods, memory cards/storage devices) GPS devices Macbook computers Powered speakers Shovels, rakes, picks gloves and other tools (You can also purchase items for them on Amazon.com by clicking “gifts & wish lists” and searching for Maui Huliau) Volunteers to help with our programs and events (see application on their website)

HALIIMAILE COMMUNITY GARDEN NEEDS:

CONTACT: Bonny Ponting. Call 280-1021; keikicupboard.org; 310 Waipalani Rd. Haiku

BIG BROTHERS BIG SISTERS HALIIMAILE COMMUNITY GARDEN WHAT THEY DO: Build community around food self-sufficiency.

Through collective effort in their beautiful, harmonious setting, gardeners reconnect with the land, their neighbors and the pleasures of home-grown bounty.

WHAT THEY NEED: Garden tools and equipment (weed whackers, mowers, tillers, hoses, machete) Hand truck Chain saw Gasoline Organic fertilizers (manure, bone/ blood/kelp/alfalfa meal, etc.)

Weed mat Building materials for shed extension (wood, nails, roofing, etc).

Four metal tube fence posts and weather-resistant building material for bulletin board project) Low fencing for newly planted trees Permanent printed metal signs Shade structure for gathering area Large worm hotel with spigot for worm tea Small commercial chipper/ shredder PVC pipes and fittings Postage stamps, envelopes, copy paper Garden furniture (tables, chairs) Cash donations Volunteers

Hand truck, Chain saw, Gasoline, Organic fertilizers (manure, bone/blood/kelp/alfalfa meal, etc.), Weed mat, Building materials for shed extension (wood, nails, roofing, etc). Four metal tube fence posts and weather-resistant building material for bulletin board project, Low fencing for newly planted trees, Permanent printed metal signs, Shade structure for gathering area, Large worm hotel with spigot for worm tea, Small commercial chipper/shredder, PVC pipes and fittings, Postage stamps, envelopes, copy paper, Garden furniture.

CONTACT: Alexis Dascoulias, Executive Director. Call 244-8680; email edirector@mauionstage.com; 68 N. Market St., Wailuku

STREET BIKERS UNITED HAWAII, MAUI COUNTY WHAT THEY DO: The Salvation Army says that the SBU “Maui

Airline miles to help our students attend festivals where their films were selected!

Cash donations CONTACT: Call 573-1041; email info@mauihuliaufoundation.org; mauihuliaufoundation.org; PO Box 977, Haiku, HI 96708

WHAT THEY DO: Their goal is to put a cupboard in every school on Maui. The Cupboard is stocked with all necessary school supply items along with hygiene items and shoes.

Counselors distribute items to needy children on the spot without shame or red tape. Currently they are in 11 schools.

CONTACT: Zeke Charles, chairperson. Call 214-3002; email haliimailegarden@gmail.com; haliimailegarden.weebly.com

WHAT THEY DO: Provide children facing adversity with strong and enduring, professionally supported, oneto-one relationships that change their lives for the better, forever.

WHAT THEY NEED: Volunteers Small household items Reusable clothing Businesses/organizations that are willing to provide a discount for match activities, especially for food/beverage and entertainment.

CONTACT: Jen Kwasny, Programs Specialist. Call 2429754 ext.208; email jennifer@bigsofmaui.org.

Char Tomas, Operations Manager. Call 2429754 ext.209; email char@bigsofmaui.org. bigsofmaui.org

KEIKI KOKUA WHAT THEY DO: Helps Maui’s foster children, youth and families by providing social support, practical assistance and outreach services.

WHAT THEY NEED: Clock Copy paper (10 reams) Small color ink jet printer External hard drive for computer back-up Quality donations to sell at the Keiki Kokua Thrift Store (tax deductible) Gift Cards for foster kids for Christmas Surf boards CONTACT: Alda St. James, Executive Director. Call 5734972. PO Box 880787, Pukalani, HI 96788.

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BY JEN RUSSO ith a long weekend ahead of eating, chances are youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll put something together in the kitchen. One of my favorite culinary appliances is the slow cooker (aka the â&#x20AC;&#x153;crock potâ&#x20AC;?). It may sound like lazy business to you, but cooking with the slow cooker can be as easy or as complex as you like. Just ask Chad Metcalfe, who won the Maui 2011 Crockpot Cook-off with a crispy skinned roast duck with Asianstyle sauce.

In preparation for Thanksgivingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s multitude of thankful meals, I recently checked out the new book The 150 Best Slow Cooker Recipes by Judith Finlayson, recently released in its second edition with new recipes.

Finlayson added a healthy twist to the book, apparently realizing that peoplesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; tastes and diets are changing and that even vegans and vegetarians are turning to the crock pot to make delicious meals. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Recipes werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t terribly sophisticated and relied on a lot of canned ingredients, which were, for instance, high in sodium,â&#x20AC;? Finlayson wrote of the 1970s, when slow cookers were introduced. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I felt that there was a market for a more â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;upscaleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; slow cooker book that included recipes that were more international in scope and that reflected contemporary tastes: dishes like French Onion Soup, Carbonnade, Osso Bucco, and Lamb Shanks, in addition to traditional chili and bean recipes.â&#x20AC;?

I was pleasantly surprised with the bookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s large supply of pictures and welllaid-out recipes. Each recipe has a side bar that inlcudes tips for better preparing and utilizing ingredients â&#x20AC;&#x201C; if you can make it ahead, halve it, if the recipe is vegan or vegetarian friendly, what size slow cooker you need and so forth.

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Lama himself, His Holiness the 16th Gyalwang Karmapa, and other renowned Tibetan teachers, His Eminence Choeje Ayang Rinpoche visits Maui for a series of events Thu., Nov. 24 through Sun., Nov 26.

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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 25 PAINT PAIA TOWN RED THIS BLACK/FOURTH FRIDAY With Tryptophan still flowing mightily in your veins, why roust yourself awake in the wedge g of dawn’s crack to shop at big boxes on Black Frid Friday? It’s inhuman, I tell you. Sleep late in instead and take shopping to the extre treme in the evening at Paia Fourth Fr Friday. More than holiday savings, local sh shops offer free refreshments, treats, ttreatments and entertainment. See our D Da Kine Calendar for details. 6-9pm.

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MEET BIG O-APPROVED AUTHOR MARIANNE WILLIAMSON - I haven’t been hip to Oprah’s it-list since, um, ever–so I was neither sure who Marianne Williamson is nor what “spiritual activist” means (as her Wikipedia page describes). Turns out, she’s a 10-time book author who’s got four titles on the New York Times’ Best Seller list, and founded both a campaign petitioning to establish the U.S. Department of Peace, as well as a meals on wheels program for Los Angeles peeps who are homebound with AIDS. Williamson is minister/ proponent of Unity Church’s New Thought, and will be on Maui for events–”Transforming Your Spirit” (Fri.), “Transforming Your Body” and “Transforming Your World” (Sat.)–which kicks-off tonight as she discusses “us[ing] the power of miracle-mindedness to forgive your past, electrify your present, and free your future from the confines of an out-moded sense of self.” See our Da Kine Calendar for more information. Fri.: $30 advance / $40 day-of. 5:45-6:45pm... Sat.: $30 advance / $40 day-of.

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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 26 THE BAILEY SHOW WITH MUSEUM STEWARDS - In last year’s ear’s This Week’s Picks, I confessed that the Bailey House Museum makes me so o historyhappy that I’ve got a lovesick (emphasis on “sick”) desire to lie around all day just making dust angels on the floor. And hell, I’d do it if they didn’t keep everything so pristine–now augmented with beautiful holiday decor, to boot. al SoToday on the gorgeous grounds, museum stewards (The Maui Historical ciety, founded in 1951) host their annual fundraiser “A Bailey House Christmas.” A festive ho’olaulea with Hawaiian and traditional holiday music, featured entertainers include emcee Kathy Collins, George Kahumoku, Richard Ho`opi`i, the

Ukulele Ukulel Pops Band of Maui, Aunty Iola Balubar and Halau Hula O Keola-Ali`iokekai, Maui Madrigal, Madr “The Mad Bagpier” Roger McKinley and company, and cast members from Maui Mau OnStage’s “A Christmas Carol.” Plus, attendees can enjoy ono grinds from various vendors and get great gifts at their special Christmas Craft Market and at the museum’s gift shop. (PS: Please remember that coolers, alcohol and pets are fine things to lug to the beach, but not to the museum’s event.) $10 advance / $15 d door / Free for keiki 12-years-old and under (includes museum admission). 10am-3pm.

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SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 27 DIY ORATORIO - Christmas songs are nice because, in the spirit of the season, they invite all to carol along–even those for whom shower mold cringes and karaoke mics issue TROs. Keeping with this, the Maui Choral Arts Association presents “Sing-It Yourself Messiah,” where the audience gets the A-OK to join in signing the glorious choruses of George Frideric Handel’s famed work “Messiah.” The event features

a petite orchestra, and local professional voices (hallelujah!) of Lisa Paulson, Karyn Sarring, Robert Brantley and Robert E. Wills, who perform the oratorio’s solos.Tickets available online or by calling 1-800838-3006. $15 adults / $10 students 18-years-old and younger (w/ valid ID). 3:15pm doors / 4pm show. Kihei Baptist Chapel (1655 S. Kihei Rd.); 870-5560 / mauichoralarts.org

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 28 IT’S ELECTRIC! BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE! - David Starfire (who’s giggin’ at Casanova on Sat., Nov. 26 with DJs The Kidd and Boogiemeister, plus VJ Douglas Deboer and live painting by Melissa Bruck–see our Da Kine Calendar’s Big Shows section for more) leads a song writing and production course for those interested in learning electronic music

making skills with the software Ableton Live (please bring your computer and headphones). Attendees will receive a CD with Starfire’s signature sounds and Ableton templates to help you create your own work. Space is limited. Register by e-mailing bioniclove@gmail.com. $35. 6-9pm.

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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 30 GEORGIA ON MY MIND - In 1939, Georgia O’Keeffe (1887-1986)–“took on mythic proportions... [creating] an exceptional corpus of work ranging from abstraction to realism”–visited Hawaii, having been commissioned by Dole Pineapple to paint two fine artworks for commercial use. Charles Coiner, the art director for Dole’s advertising firm, believed in “select[ing] upscale images for educated and sophisticated readers of ‘class’... even if they [were] not already familiar with the artist, [they suspected] they should be.” Her personal guide around Maui was 12-year-old Patricia Jennings, daughter of Willis Jennings, the manager of Ka’eleku Sugar Plantation. Jennings (with Maria Ausherman) shares her vivid memories of this intriguing time in art and Hawaiian history in a beautiful new book Georgia O’Keeffe’s Hawai’i, introduced

by Jennifer Saville (curator of a 1990 exhibition of O’Keeffe’s Hawaii-insipired work) and published by Kihei’s Koa Books.

Now 85-year-old Jennings will read this Wed. as part of a special statewide book tour–the perfect chance to purchase this must-have local lit, which showcases O’Keeffe’s work, her letters from Maui and 50 period photos. 6pm. Higashi Room, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-SHOW (7469) / 875-7995; mauiarts.org / koabooks.com

STOP AT “INNERSECTION” - Last year, Valley Islanders helped Mauian Matt Meola–the surfing world’s golden boy–win $100,000 by buying the 2010 Innersection DVD and voting for his surf segment in the annual Taylor Steele Steele-and Nathan Myers-produced film (a hip collection of mini-flicks by 25 qualifying surfers from around the globe). Meola’s back in this year’s movie (plus likewise local Albee Layer and H Hank Gaskell) with his innovative section featuring appearances by Wood Harrelson and Willie Nelson, with music

by Lukas Nelson. All three hot sh shot surfers will be on hand at the film’s big MACC premier (one of a bunch of o simultaneous world premiers in other of the contributing surfers’ home town towns), where they’ll sign autographs and give away gargantuan goodies like surfboards, sur cameras and sunglasses. More good news: the event’s a fundraiser fu for the relocation of the beloved Kuau M Mart, which closed earlier this year after long-fought landlord/tenant issues.

Pre-show dinner made available by Fred’s Mexican Cafe. $20 adults / $10 keiki 12-years-old and younger. 7pm. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

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7pm. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org PSYCHEDLIC BLACK FRIDAY WITH MOTHXP AND ARC - Fri., Nov. 25. With their all-original, all-live tunes (no loops!) paired with nonpareil performance art, it’s by now well known that MOTHxp’s full-sensory shows are a trip (i.e. it’s audible psilocybin with eye candy to boot). So for this big show they’re taking that description to a literal extreme with a psychedelic theme; which, in all practicality, means you should make sure that mustard stain’s damn-well Oxy Cleaned or you’ll look gross when grooving under black lights. $7.

10pm. Stella Blues Cafe (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 874-3779; stellablues.com ROCK & REGGAE CONNECTION - Fri., Nov. 25 - A band called Abbey stJohn–a progressive blues-influenced hard rock collective–plus DJ A-B and local favorites Island Soulz, team to present a cool, spectrum-spanning party with hot go go dancers. (PS: Coulple’s get in for the price of one. Say what?!) $5. Oceans Bar & Grill (1819 S. Kihei Rd.); 891-2414 A BAILEY HOUSE CHRISTMAS - Sat., Nov. 26 - A festive fundraiser featuring Hawaiian and traditional holiday music, local crafts, ono grinds and a great silent auction. See This Week’s Picks for more. $10 advance / $15 door / Free for keiki 12-years-old and under (includes museum admission). 10am-3pm. Bailey House Museum (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 244-3326; mauimuseum.org “IN LOVE WITH THE MYSTERY” WITH PAUL HORN AND ANN MORTIFEE - Sat., Nov. 26. Paul Horn’s known as “The Father of New Age Music,” and is famed for his flute recordings inside the Taj Mahal and Egypt’s Great Pyramids. He performs with his wife Ann Mortifee–a song-and authoress with a vocal range as broad as her spiritual depth–as an encore to their recent performance at the MACC (in conjunction with the release of the documentary made by Mauian Dr. Tom Vendetti, “When The Mountain Calls”). A great hana hou for those who enjoyed their latest show, or a second chance for those who missed it. $20. 7:30pm. Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave.); tickets and additional information available online at ticketderby.com or whenthemountaincalls.com.

BEATS BAZAAR PRESENTS DAVID STARFIRE - Sat., Nov. 26 - Los Angeles’s David Starfire brings his global beats n’ bass to Maui, giggin’ alongside the isle’s own DJ The Kidd (glitch-hop and megawomp), and DJ Boogiemeister (future funk and gypsy beats), augmented with visuals by VJ Douglas Deboer and live painting by Melissa Bruck (her work will be auctioned-off at the close of the show).

Ten percent of the event’s proceeds benefits Community Work Day Program. (PS: Arrive

early, this event often sells out. Also, see This Week’s Picks about a special electronic musicmaking workshop with Starfire, this Monday.) $15 door. 9:30pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 572-0220; casanovamaui.com / davidstarfire.com facebook.com/beatsbazaar / facebook.com/communityworkday MAUI JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL HANA HOU WITH TOM SCOTT AND BRITTNI PAIVA - Sat., Nov. 26. Three-time Grammy winner Tom Scott, fresh from a Nashville performance at the 45th Annual Country Music Awards, joins local ‘ukulele wiz Brittni Paiva (who’s on the eve of a world premier of a new film project, “Brittni Paiva - Living ‘Ukulele?” at the 17th annual Temecula International Film Festival). Complementary pupus. (PS: Join Scott for a Jazz Breakfast Buffet on Sun., Nov. 27–see Events section for details). $25. 7-9pm. The Ritz-Carlton Kapalua (One Ritz-Carlton Way); 669-6200; mauijazzandbluesfestival.com / jazzalleytv.com / hawaiiontv.com THANKSGIVING SUNDAY SATSANG WITH RAM DASS - Sun. Nov. 27. For the second year running, this special event partners with the Maui Food Bank for a holiday food drive to help Maui’s hungry–an excellent way to express our blessed abundance in this time of thankfulness. Meet Ram Dass and enjoy special musical guests Sri Kirtan with Daniel Paul, and an Indian food feast (inclusive!) by Monsoon India. $20. 3pm. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace (810 Haiku Rd.); 575-9390; thestudiomaui.com “SING-IT-YOURSELF MESSIAH” - Sun., Nov. 27 - Sing-along with local pros and a petite orchestra to George Frideric Handel’s famed “Messiah.” See This Week’s Picks for more. $15 adults / $10 students 18-years-old and younger (w/ valid ID). 3:15pm doors / 4pm show. Kihei Baptist Chapel (1655 S. Kihei Rd.); 870-5560 / mauichoralarts.org REO SPEEDWAGON - Sun., Nov. 27. This temples-tautened band of highly peroxided Midwesterners have been rockin’ since 1967.

Beyond their multi-platinum albums (and locks), one interesting fact includes their 2009 release of “Find Your Own Way Home,” the “first ‘downloadable casual game’ produced by a rock band.” 7pm doors/8pm show. $65-$85.

Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org WORLD PREMIER OF “INNERSECTION” Wed, Nov. 30. Twenty-five creme de la creme mini surf flicks–three of which feature Mauians Matt Meola, Albee Layer and Hank Gaskell– make up the 2011 installment of “Innersection,” produced by Taylor Steele and Nathan Myers. All three Maui hot shots will be on hand to sign autographs and give out goodies like surfboards, cameras and sunglasses. See This Week’s Picks for more. $20 adults / $10 keiki 12-years-old and younger. 7pm. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

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Maui’s own Mark Collmer returns as Ebenezer Scrooge. Fri. & Sat. 7:30pm. Sun. 3:30pm.

Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 2426969; mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Mon.-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore, what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five nights a week for 12 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful cultural education available for our visitors and ourselves. Rich with tradition while sublimely contemporary, it’s a clean, consistent and critical contribution by Hawaii about Hawaii, for the world. Mahalo ke akua! Starting at $24.50 keiki / $59.50 adults. VIP and dinner packages available. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre (formerly Maui Myth & Magic Theatre), Lahaina; 877-688-4800; mauitheatre.com

TICKETS ON SALE CHRIS ISAAK - Thu., Dec. 1. Go and be blinded by Chris Isaak’s star power and mirror-plated zoot suit. $45 / $55 / $65 / $85. 7:30pm.

Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org WALKING IN A WILLIE WONDERLAND - Sat., Dec. 3. Expect the unexpected as Willie K’s return to this popular holiday concert will be filled like a Christmas stocking–full of old favorites and new arrangements, too. It’s easy getting into the holiday spirit when this charismatic and versatile Hawaiian entertainer shares his extensive vocal range and guitar talents. $12 / $28 / $37. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 2427469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org HERITAGE FILM FESTIVAL: KAHO’OLAWE ALOHA ‘AINA - Sun., Dec. 4. Heritage films presents three short films about Kaho’olawe and its historic struggles, beginning with the earliest days of the movement to stop bombings on the island. After the screening, audience members will have the chance to meet the talented people who’ve helped bring these stories to the public during a Q&A session. $10. 3pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org HOLIDAY POPS! WITH MAUI POPS ORCHESTRA - Sun., Dec. 4. Special guest artist Amy Hanaiali’i Gilliom and Music Director James Durham have programmed an outstanding variety of music for this annual concert tradition; including classical and holiday favorites plus Amy’s best-loved songs. $10 / $25 / $35 / $45.

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FIND THE GRID ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM/GRID OR TO HAVE YOUR BUSINESS ADDED TO OUR WEEKLY GRID SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM Glow It Up Party w/ Power Up Crew’s DJ Kollision & DJ Gemini, plus Go Go Dancers, GLOmen and blacklight face painter, no cover

NFL / Simma Down Nightclub w/ DJ JamnJ & DJ Iggy, 10pm; no cover

MON - NFL / Open Mic Jam Sesh w/ hostess Teri Garrison, 8pm / TUE - Clay Mortensen, 5-8pm / Country music, 9pm / WED - Free Karaoke w/ host Braddah Francis, 8pm (all no cover)

ULTRA w/ DJ CIA, 10pm

TUE - Dirty House Tuesdays w/ DJ La Rage / WED - Red Carpet Movie Night, 7:30pm; Maui’s HI-5 Night (S.I.N.) w/ DJs Del Sol & CIA, 10pm (all sets no cover)

ALE HOUSE

NFL

Braddah Francis 4-8pm / Nightclub w/ DJ LX & MC Jay-J, 10pm; $10

AMBROSIA

Turkey Dance-off Party w/ DJ Del Sol, 10pm; no cover

Whatever You Want w/ DJ AstroRaph, 10pm

Sunrise Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Black Light Friday w/ DJ Kurt $5, 10pm

Beats Bazaar presents David Starfire w/ DJ The Kidd & DJ Boogiemeister $15, 9:30pm

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

TUE - Maui Tribe presents Willie K and The Warehouse Blues Band, 9pm; $10 / WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown, 10pm; $10

CHARLEY’S

Happy Thanksgiving (Wavetrain will return next week)

Paia Fourth Friday w/ The Neverminds $10; 9pm

DJ CIA 10pm

NFL Sunday Ticket

COOL CAT CAFE

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Caroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Caroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 10pm; $10 / TUE - Live Jazz, 7-10pm / WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

Happy Thanksgiving w/ The Kihei Cowboys 6pm; no cover

DJ Kamikaze 10pm; no cover

Big John & Daniel 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Rampage / WED - Juke Box Madness (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Happy Thanksgiving Dance Party 6pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jessica & Kanoa 10pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 10pm; no cover

MON – Jordan / TUE - Junior Lacuesta / WED - Jessica & Kanoa (all sets 10pm; no cover)

Karoke / Free Pool Night

Karaoke

UH Football / Karaoke

NFL Sunday Ticket / Karaoke

MON - NFL / WED - Go Go Dancers & DJ Music, 10pm-2am; no cover

Happy Thanksgiving (closed)

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Ka’ale & The Truth 9pm-close; no cover

NFL / Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - NFL / Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Movie Night, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-close

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

one who thought the lyrics “ABC BBD” was about bebadeeze (not Bel Biv DeVoe)? Auwe, eh? I’m some babooze! Anyway, yeah. Boyz II Men is coming to Maui–so prepare fo’ da flashbacks! $45 / $60 / $75. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org STEVE MILLER BAND & DAVE MASON Sun., Dec. 11. Calling all jokers, smokers and midnight tokers! $55 / $65 / $85 / $125. 7pm.

A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org SLACK KEY MASTERS WITH DANIEL HO AND TIA CARRERE - Thu., Dec. 15. Coolerthan-cool Uncle George Kahumoku hosts his signature show, opening with his Grammy-winning musical and storytelling talents. This month showcases slack key musician Daniel Ho who will be joined on stage by Grammy Award winning singer and actress (of “Wayne’s World” fame), Tia Carrere. $25 standard / $45 VIP with artist talk-story session. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 24 “FACING DEATH WITH CONFIDENCE” WITH TIBETAN PHOWA MASTER CHOEJE AYANG RINPOCHE - This introductory lecture kicks-off a series of events continuing on Fri., Nov. 25 and Sat., Nov. 26. See This Week’s Picks for more. $20 suggested donation. 6:30-9pm. The Maui Dharma Center (81 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 579-8076; mauidharma. org / amitabhafoundation.us

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 25 BUDDHA AMITABHA EMPOWERMENT WITH TIBETAN PHOWA MASTER CHOEJE

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Indio & Avi 8:30pm; no cover (all ages!)

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AYANG RINPOCHE - Part of a series of events with visiting Tibetan Master, His Eminence Choeje Ayang Rinpoche, who visits Maui Thu. Nov. 24 through Sun., Nov. 26. See This Week’s Picks for more. $45 suggested donation (includes prayer texts). Preceding preparations (optional for participants) runs 9am-12pm, with Amitabha Empowerment 2:30-5:30pm. The Maui Dharma Center (81 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 579-8076; mauidharma. org / amitabhafoundation.us “TRANSFORMING YOUR SPIRIT” WITH BEST-SELLING AUTHOR MARIANNE WILLIAMSON - Acclaimed author Marianne Williamson shares her Oprah-approved insights in a lecture titled “Transforming Your Spirit.”

Space is limited at this private welcome reception. Events continue on Sat., Nov. 26 with “Transforming Your Body” and “Transforming Your World” presentations. See This Week’s Picks for more. $30 advance / $40 day-of.

5:45-6:45pm. The Studio Maui (Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd.) 575-9390; thestudiomaui.com PAIA FOURTH FRIDAY - We’re not sure why Easter got the bunny as it’s representative, when it’d be a better-suited model for the hubbub of Jesus’ birth vs. death day. Because with so many holiday stops to hop between–seeing as there’s such long lists to make and check twice–hippety hoppers might better inspire shoppers than, say, a fat guy in a furry suit. But we digress. Anyway, be like a bunny at Paia Fourth Friday and jump around the myriad mini parties throughout town. Here’s your shop-byshop scoops: Agua De Flora (161 B Hana Hwy.; 5793339) offers 5 percent off some oils and RueBelle jewelry, and Bobby Joe performs celtic harp music (6-9pm).

The House Shakers 8:30pm; no cover (all ages!)

MON - Blues Spirit of Maui, 8:30pm / TUE - Kenny Roberts, 8:30pm (all ages!) / WED - Damon Parillo & Danyel Alana, 8:30pm (all ages)

Karaoke

WED - Karaoke

Biasa Rose (104 Hana Hwy., 579-8602) dishes refreshments, features a trunk show of made-on-Maui jewelry by Jasmine Honey Designs (continues Sat.), and shoppers can save a whopping 25 percent off jewelry by bringing in at least three canned goods for the Maui Food Bank. Plus, fresh flowers will be sold with proceeds benefitting the Maui Humane Society.

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy.; 579-9453) hosts The Neverminds, who’s set list’s taken straight from a hipster’s iPod playlist ($10; 9pm).

Dr. Bennett’s Med Spa (62 Baldwin Ave.; 579-8979) offers complimentary champagne and dessert.

Grace Beauty (62 Baldwin Ave.; 579-9779), offers free acupuncture, a raffle for a facial with Katy, food and drinks, astrology readings and paraffin treatments–all to live harp music by Irene Ryding.

Hemp House (16 Baldwin Ave.; 579-8880) gives away free incense to shoppers.

Indigo (149 Hana Hwy.; 579-9199) gets down with DJ music and drinks.

Letarte Swimwear (24 Baldwin Ave.; 5796022) has new space featuring the artwork of Peter Cabrinha plus Cabrinha merch, and offers drinks and music.

Lilikoi (18 Bladwin. Ave.; 579-6055) gives away free Kai fragrance samples, raises funds for the Maui Humane Society and offers 10 percent discounts.

Mana Foods (49 Baldwin Ave.; 579-8078) dishes up $6 plate lunches with 100 percent of proceeds benefitting Haiku Elementary School (includes beverage; choose from venison chili and rice, vegetarian curry and rice, or kalua pork and stir fry cabbage).

Maui Crafts Guild (69 Hana Hwy.; 5799697) kicks off their annual weekend sale and

offers refreshments for browsers (i.e. for art admirers, not Internet explorers).

Maui Girl (12 Baldwin Ave., 579-9266) takes 10-50 percent off entire inventory.

Maui Hands (84 Hana Hwy.; 579-9245) hosts a meet-and-greet with jeweler Karla Skarlatti, and offers refreshments plus 15 percent off jewelry gallery-wide (6-8pm).

Northshore Pilates (127 Hana Hwy.) hosts a performance of HOOPNATYZE during live music breaks.

Nuage Bleu (76 Hana Hwy.; 579-9792), holds their “annual massive after Thanksgiving sale,” serves complementary bubbly and stays open ‘til 8pm.

Paia Bay Cafe (137 Hana Hwy.; 579-9130) hosts a meet-and-greet with plein air artist Julia Lynn Copeland (6-8pm), whose works are on display in the cafe throughout the holiday season. Plus, Simmer Street (a trio feat. Klaus Simmer, Bob Street and Jeff Ellison) play blues, bossa nova and Americana eclectica...

Paia Contemporary Gallery (83 Hana Hwy.; 579-8444) offers a 10 percent discount on artwork all fourth Friday weekend.

Paia Trading Company (106 Hana Hwy.; 579-9792) the sweetest antique shop on the isle serves refreshments and Frosty the Snowman makes an appearance.

Pakaloha Bikinis (151 Hana Hwy.; 5798882) offers per-piece and mix n’ match discounts–perfect for the beach bunny in your life, or a self-sponsored treat for a hard-shopping Mrs. Claus.

Pearl (285 Hana Hwy; 579-8899) dedicates the evening to “Decking Your Halls,” and hosts wreath making demonstrations, wine and refreshments.

Turnbull Fine Art (137 Hana Hwy.; 5799385) hosts a raffle drawing and Steve Turn-

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BLACK LIGHT FRIDAY! DJ KURT HIP HOP + BOOTY + DUBSTEP MUSIC STARTS @ 10PM + $5 COVER SHOW STARTS AT 10PM $15 COVER BEETSBAZAAR AND ORIGINS MUSIC INTERNATIONAL PRESENT

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SUNDAYS WITH GRAMMY AWARD WINNING ARTIST WILLIE K SUNDAY 11-3 HAPPY HOUR DRINK SPECIALS DURING THE SHOW KAMA’AINA SPECIALS ALL DAY! $3 domestic drafts $4 domestic bottles $4 premium well drinks $5 wines

+ DJ THE KIDD: GLITCH HOP AND MEGAWOMP + DJ BOOGIEMEISTER: FUNK AND GYPSY BEATS + VJ DOUG DEBOER - LIVE ART BY MELISSA BRUCK

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JAVA JAZZ

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Tracy Stiles 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

MON - The Chris & Mary Jane Xperiment / TUE - Ras Shaggai / WED - Rick Glencross

KAHALE’S

Free Thanksgiving lunch & dinner, noon / Bad Kitty, 7pm

Kenny Roberts, 7pm

Eight Track Players, 7pm

The Kihei Cowboys, 7pm

MON - Kawika / TUE - Da Hawaiians / WED - Gina Martinelli (all sets 7pm)

1810’ 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Willie K $5; 9-11pm

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON through WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

Kawika Ortiz, 7-9:30pm / DJ Kamikaze, 10pm-close

MON - NFL / TUE Country Music & Dancing w/ Rick Scanlan, 7-11m / WED Sebrina Barron 7-9pm; Ladies’ Night w/ DJ La Rage, 10pm-close

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Fulton Tashombe & The Maui Jazz All-Stars, 7-10pm

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

Salsa Night w/ Netto & Barbara Peraza, 8-11pm / DJ Nexus 11pm-close

Requesola w/ Rob & Ron = R2, 6:30-9:30pm / DJ Nexus 10pm-close

Camp Savage 7:30-9:30pm / DJ AstroRaph, 10pm-close

LULU’S LAHAINA

Howard Ahia 6-8pm; no cover / Pool Tournament 7-10:30pm

Marvin Tevaga 6-9pm; no cover / Latin Night w/ DJ Danny 10pm-2am; $10

STATUS hosted by Philly Blunt & feat. All Access Ent.’s DJ Money Mike, 10pm; $10

MERRIMAN’S

Ranga Pae, 4pm

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TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

NFL / Murray Thorne, 7-9pm / (Pub Quiz Superfreakout w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith will return next week)

Lily Meola, 6:30-8pm / Visibly Shaken, 8:30-10pm

9th Annual Golf Tourney benefitting Hale Kau Kau / SLAM feat. Davidy Choy, 7-10pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm / Big John 10pm-12am

MON - TBA / TUE - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks, 7-8pm / WED - Willie K, 7-9pm

OCEANS BAR & GRILL

mauimusicmecca presents Guest DJ 10pm; no cover

Rock & Reggae Connection w/ Abbey stJohn, Island Soulz, DJ A-B, and Go Go Dancers, $5; 10pm

Love The Ocean benefit concert feat. The Kryptones, Lia Live, Dan De Lion, JJean, Leylani, and Visibly Shaken, 8pm

Ibiza on Maui w/ DJ Peak 10pm; no cover

WED - DJ Peak, no cover

Jordan 6-9pm

Dress Like A Pirate Night

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

SHARKY’S

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 874-5115

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

bull creates an ice sculpture in the courtyard.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 26 BUDDHA AMITABHA MEDITATION TEACHINGS WITH TIBETAN PHOWA MASTER CHOEJE AYANG RINPOCHE - Part of a series of events with visiting Tibetan Master, His Eminence Choeje Ayang Rinpoche, who visits Maui Thu. Nov. 24 through Sun., Nov. 26. See This Week’s Picks for more. $30 suggested donation. 9am-12pm. The Maui Dharma Center (81 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 579-8076; mauidharma.org / amitabhafoundation.us “TRANSFORMING YOUR BODY” MASTER YOGA CLASS WITH BEST-SELLING AUTHOR MARIANNE WILLIAMSON - Acclaimed author Marianne Williamson leads opening and closing meditations to an asana practice with Scott Victor Nelson, “in which the physical being becomes the perfect vehicle for transformation of self and world.” Further lecture events with Williamson include “Transforming Your Spirit” (Fri., Nov. 25) and “Transforming Your World” (Sat., Nov. 26). See This Week’s Picks for more. $30 advance / $40 day-of. 1:30-3:30pm. The Studio Maui (Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd.) 575-9390; thestudiomaui.com REIKI BOOK SIGNING AND DEMONSTRATION - Maui authoress and Reiki Master Shalandra Abbey signs autographs and shares information from her book “Living a Life of Reiki.”

Free. 2pm. Barnes & Noble Booksellers (Lahaina Gateway, Honoapiilani Hwy.); reikihawaii.com BUDDHA AMITABHA PRACTICE WITH TIBETAN PHOWA MASTER CHOEJE AYANG RINPOCHE - Part of a series of events with visiting Tibetan Master, His Eminence Choeje Ayang

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Rinpoche, who visits Maui Thu. Nov. 24 through Sun., Nov. 26. See This Week’s Picks for more. $30 suggested donation. 3-5pm. The Maui Dharma Center (81 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 579-8076; mauidharma.org / amitabhafoundation.us “TRANSFORMING YOUR WORLD” WITH BEST-SELLING AUTHOR MARIANNE WILLIAMSON - Acclaimed author Marianne Williamson says “The era of data collection is over.

A generation of seekers that have all “read the same books and listened to the same tapes by now” is ready to rise to the challenge of creating a healed and sustainable world, applying the miraculous principles that heal us personally to the collective dramas of this historic time.” Hear more of her insights at this lecture which culminates a weekend of on-isle events.

See This Week’s Picks for more. $45 advance /$55 day-of. 4-7pm. The Studio Maui (Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd.) 575-9390; thestudiomaui.com FIRSTLIGHT SCREENINGS (THREE FILMS TONIGHT-ONLY!) - “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2” (PG 13 / 130 min.)

- the final installment of the beloved saga by J.K. Rowling, and (spoiler alert), the one where Harry finally dies (2pm)... “The Ides of March” (R / 100 min.) - a political thriller starring George Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Paul Giamatti and Philip Seymour Hoffman (5pm)... “The Lady” (NR / 98 min.) - the story of Nobel Peace Prize winner Aung San Suu Kyi’s life (7:30pm). $40 four-film VIP FastPass (i.e. $10 a pop) / $12 single ticket. Castle Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org / mauifilmfestival.com

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 27 JAZZ BREAKFAST BUFFET WITH GRAM-

MON - All Access DJs, 10pm / TUE - “Lahaina Idol” Karaoke w/ Troy, 9pm12am / WED - Kenny Roberts, 5-8pm (all no cover)

MON - Eat & Place Day Dance Dance Extreme Competition, 7pm / TUE - Karaoke w/ DJ Jay / WED - Western Night & BBQ Championship Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

MY WINNER TOM SCOTT - A follow-up event to a special Sat. night Maui Jazz & Blues Festival Hana Hou (with Brittni Paiva). A portion of proceeds benefits the Visitor Industry’s Charity Wlak. See Big Shows for more. $30. 9:3011am. The Ritz-Carlton Kapalua (One Ritz-Carlton Way); 669-6200; mauijazzandbluesfestival. com / jazzalleytv.com / hawaiiontv.com

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 28 ABLETON LIVE (SOFTWARE) WORKSHOP WITH LOS ANGELES’S DAVID STARFIRE See This Week’s Picks for more. Space is limited. Register by e-mailing bioniclove@gmail. com $35. 6-9pm. Temple of Peace (575 Haiku Rd.); davidstarfire.com / facebook.com/beatsbazaar OH YEAH, IT’S LADIES’ NIGHT AND THE FEELING’S RIGHT - Every Wed., Casanova hosts their famed Wild Wahine Ladies Night– where hotties on the prowl come to look and be looked at (and, hopefully, then some)–and tonight’s their biggest night of the year because it’s the only Wed. followed by a holiday.

And speaking of “wed,” Casanova owners contend that “more couples on Maui started at [Casanova’s] Ladies’ Night than on Facebook or Match.com–combined.” Now, they say they’re catering to a second generation, i.e. the kids of couples who met at Casanova 21 years ago. $10. 10pn. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 572-0220; casanovamaui.com

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 30 AUTHORESS PATRICIA JENNINGS READS FROM HER BOOK “GEORGIA O’KEEFFE’S HAWAI’I” - In 1939, Georgia O’Keeffe (1887-

1986) visited Hawaii, having been commissioned

by Dole Pineapple to paint two fine artworks for commercial use. Her personal guide around Maui was then 12-year-old Patricia Jennings, who shares her vivid memories of this intriguing time in art-and Hawaiian history, in a beautiful new book Georgia O’Keefee’s Hawai’i, written with Maria Ausherman, introduced by Jennifer Saville (curator of a 1990 exhibition of O’Keeffe’s Hawaii-insipired work), and published by Kihei’s Koa Books. Now 85-year-old Jennings will read this Wed. as part of a special statewide book tour.

See This Week’s Picks for more. 6pm. Higashi Room, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 242-SHOW (7469) / 875-7995; mauiarts.org / koabooks.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - Michael Kollwitz and Mika perform island sounds on the ‘ukulele and Chapman Stick Free. 6:308pm. The Shops at Wailea (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); shopsatwailea.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI COOL CAT CAFE - Every Thu., Barefoot Minded; Every Fri. & Sat. Dave Caroll; Every Sun., Erin Smith & Friends; Every Mon., Peter D; Every Tue., Live Jazz; Every Wed., Jordan Cuddy.

(All sets 7:30-10pm.) Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina, 667-0908 DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Duke’s Beach House - Every Mon., Tue. & Wed., Brian 3-5pm; Wed., Alika & Ron 6-8:30pm; Thu., Damien 3-5pm; Thu., Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri., Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri. & Sat., Kulwewa 6-8:30pm; Every Sun. & Sat., Tim 3-5pm;

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H O L I DAY P O PS Sunday, December 4th 2011 3:30 PM at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center’s Castle Theatre The Maui Pops Orchestra and special guest Amy Hanaiali’i will present your favorite holiday music, including many of Amy’s most loved songs. g

Tickets are $45, $35, $25 and 1/2 price for kids 12 and under plus applicable fees.

Available at the MACC Box Office, call 242-SHOW, or online at mauiarts.org Children attending are invited to the “Milk & Cookies” reception following the concert with special guest Santa Claus!

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DJ Slackin 10pm-close; no cover

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm-close; no cover

DJ LX 10pm-close; no cover

Kanoa 10pm-close; no cover

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Free Pool Day

NFL Sunday Ticket BBQ / Industry HH, 10pm-close

MON - Mahalo Monday Industry Night

STELLA BLUES CAFE

Happy Thanksgiving

Ahumanu, 4-6pm / Psychedelic Black Friday w/ MOTHxp and ARC 10pm; $7

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Happy Thanksgiving (closed)

Jamie Gallo Band 9pm-1am; $3

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover

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Conscious Roots and Sebrina Barron 10pm

Bad Kitty 10pm

Gina Martinelli Band 7pm

TUE - Sushi Tuesday / WED - Blues Night w/ The House Shakers, 7:30pm

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Industry Night 9pm-2am; no cover

Undone w/ Ross Q 9:30pm-2am; $10

Spun-Out w/ DJ Calcul8 9:30pm-2am; $10

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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

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1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

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1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

It’s much simpler to not get involved in correcting injustices around you. Usually, those problems are at best inconvenient to correct, and downright dangerous, at worst. However, ignoring a wrong isn’t in your nature, so it’s almost a foregone conclusion that you’re going to get involved, somehow. Given that probability, be smart about it. Try to consider the big picture, instead of simply jumping in at the first opportunity. Where can you do the most good, and how might you minimize the negative impact on your own life? Clearly answering those two questions, before you leap into action, will make that action so much more effective and satisfying, it’s ridiculous.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Supposedly, people who are missing one sense somehow develop greater acuity in their remaining senses. I doubt this is true in most cases, and think it’s more likely that they’re simply paying much more attention to the stimulus coming in, so they notice things others (distracted by their pesky sight or hearing, say) don’t. However, people with all their senses and faculties intact can, of course, learn to notice stuff they currently don’t— at least I hope so, since the most important stuff happening in your week is stuff that’d normally fly right below your radar.

Here’s hoping you’re alert enough to take note of it.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Some people get more attention (in whatever form) because they need more. Sure, it’s unfair that they get more than their share, and it’s difficult to not resent them. But remember, it’s because they suck (at least compared to you). You may want what they’re getting, but if you’re honest with yourself, you don’t really need it. Sometimes, you might want to speak up and be the squeaky wheel long enough to get a little grease, but this week I’m pretty sure you’ll be better off just doing your own thing and letting the attention whores do theirs.

You can offer your two cents, of course (as if anyone could stop you), but ultimately other people’s relationships with each other are almost completely out of your hands. They need to work things out for themselves. It’s not your job to play mediator, conflict resolver, judge or jury—even if some people fully expect and demand that you step into one of those roles. Resisting the temptation to do so will probably be painfully difficult for you— but you should, anyway. You’ve got enough on your plate—stay out of the stuff that’s, ultimately, none of your business.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Ultimately, people have to help themselves. You can offer a hand, but the bottom line is they need to be motivated enough to take it and do something with the head start you give them, or you’re just wasting your time. I admire your determination to be there for the people who need you, but this week be sure to carefully evaluate each situation before you get involved. If you’re not discerning, smart, and a little bit cynical about who gets which piece of you, you’re likely to waste your time (and effort)—and that doesn’t do anyone any good.

Never, ever be stingy. You’re mostly unfailingly generous, so this isn’t likely to crop up often, but if you find yourself being clench-fisted or parsimonious, you need to figure out how to get over that, fast. Being downright miserly is just plain bad for your soul and wellbeing. Reclaim your natural tendencies and be as warmly generous as your ruling “planet,” the sun—for your own sake as well as everyone else’s. Sure, we’re in a recession, and being thrifty is wise. However, there are ways and ways to be wonderfully lavish without spending a lot of money. Find them.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

People screw up. You’re more forgiving than most about those errors, so it’s hard for you to understand how someone can refuse to take the olive branch when you offer it. Let me shed a little light on the situation: this isn’t about you; it’s about them.

Some people experience crippling shame and embarrassment about their failures. That means that even if you’re ready to forgive and forget, letting bygones be bygones—they are not. I wish you could teach them your brilliant way of humbly laughing at your own mistakes, but they’re not likely to be receptive—so forgive them again when they rebuff you, and patiently wait for them to get there on their own.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Tough love sounds great in theory, but when your bluff gets called, the tender heart beating beneath your loud, trash-talking exterior has trouble following through. That’s okay. It’s not necessarily your role to play. Do make sure you consider the big picture, though, because if you fail to make good on your threats/promises, they won’t mean much the next time you make them. If you can live with that, then by all means, cave in now. But if you want to be taken seriously next time, you need to make sure you’re taken seriously this time, too—which, like it or not, means doing what you said you would.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Other people’s lives are so fascinating, aren’t they? Some Bulls end up taking more of an interest in them than they do in their own arguably less interesting (to them, anyway) existences. It doesn’t matter whether the subjects of your reveries are real or fictional—that they shouldn’t eclipse whatever’s going on in your life should go without saying. Sure, your life may not be as fascinating as whatever soap opera (on TV or off) has caught your attention, but you should still find it fairly fascinating. If you don’t, it’s time to figure out what needs to change so you do.

Expectations lead to disappointment. We know this—but that doesn’t mean we can simply stop having them (all the time, anyway). Once in a while, we get attached to some idea that simply won’t pan out. How we cope with that disappointment has a lot to do with how many more similar letdowns we’ll be forced to experience. In other words, if you can move on cleanly from this latest disappointment, and be just as open and hopeful as you were before it, you won’t be doomed to repeat it. Simple in concept, difficult to execute—but you can do it.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Letting go of self-consciousness and worry (or even excessive awareness) about what people think of you is tremendously hard for you Libras; yet being able to even partially do so is amazingly liberating and empowering. I can’t tell you how to do this, as it’s a highly individual and personal process, but I can let you know that this week is a fantastic time to try out some stuff that might help you make good progress in this department.

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I love watching people fulfill their dreams, or otherwise transform from a helpless, lost person to one who’s confident, open, and inspired. That’s one of my favorite things in life. Of course, everyone gets lost at one time or another. Since you’re in such a good place, I hope you find a way (and take the time) to help someone who’s not doing nearly so well. Even if they wouldn’t normally be receptive to such advice or aid coming from you, they’re likely to be more open-minded about it this week than usual. The coolest part is, the happier and more fulfilled the people around you are—the happier and more fulfilled you will be, too. This is full of win, so don’t be shy about trying to make it happen.

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