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The Kealia Pond boardwalk is compared to the Panama Canal in Coconut Wireless. Rob Report details the doings at the Maui County Energy Expo. LC Watch wonders if the Adjudication Board knows its own power. Eyelash medication and stupid politicians square off in News of the Weird. Editor’s Inbox fills up with Eh Brah! feedback, while in Eh Brah!, some dude kicks his own ass.
12 FEATURE STORY THIS WEEK’S QUESTION If you were a superhero, what would be your secret identity? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com A slightly less powerful superhero Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Bespectacled reporter
Five years ago, surfer Matt Lane saw Maui’s trash-strewn beaches and decided to do something about it. That something is Lahaina Town Clean Up, an area-wide beautification effort that’s garnered tons of support. Anu Yagi talks story with Matt about the event, life on the Valley Isle and the dark side of consumerism.
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14 FOOD & DRINK Fernando’s dishes must-try al pastor at the Queen Kaahumanu Center, while Maui Masala brings Indian food back to Kihei.
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18 FILM CRITIQUES Barry Wurst II says the Tyler Perry melodrama I Can Do Bad All By Myself and the 3-D animation Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs overcome their flaws.
19 Film Listings
20 DA KINE CALENDAR Anu, who worked way too hard on this issue, samples the cream of the entertainment crop, including Maui OnStage’s female version of The Odd Couple, a Voodoo Glow Skulls sighting and an appearance by Mikhail Baryshnikov.
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[ Coconut Wireless ] HYPER LOCAL It happened! It really happened! Sound the trumpets and commence the revelry! I’m talking, as you’ve no doubt guessed, about the long-awaited Kealia Pond boardwalk, which opened to the public last week. I didn’t honestly believe it until I drove down myself and saw actual people walking on the thing. Of course, people have been walking on it illegally for years, but, you know, now the “closed” sign is gone, so—yay! From concept to functionality, it took a mere 15 years. That’s only a shade more than the 10 years it took to dig the Panama Canal or the seven years it took to complete the Holland Tunnel or the four years it took to build the Golden Gate Bridge or…what? I’m just sayin’… I mentioned this a few months ago, but in keeping with this week’s feature and the upcoming Lahaina Town Clean Up, I’m gonna mention it again: 1.69 billion pounds. That’s the weight of the cigarette butts that are tossed on the ground worldwide each year, according to an estimate published in the International Journal of Environmental Research and Public Health. A trip to almost any of Maui’s beaches or parks shows Valley Isle smokers are contributing their share. Last time I wrote about this, it was to laud the efforts of local fifth grader Teak McAfee, who started a Web site (buttsoffmauisbeaches. com) to raise awareness about the issue. Now, apparently, she’s caught the attention of Councilmember Wayne Nishiki, who is considering proposing a ban. I spoke with his office and was told the effort is still in the early stages and nothing has been solidified, but the fact that it’s on the radar is a positive sign. Nice work, Teak…
LOCAL Hawaii’s Keiki Care program has been used by opponents of public health care (particularly a certain cable network named after a carnivorous canid) as an example of how government-run plans are doomed to fail. Offering a different take is a new report from the Georgetown University Center for Children and Families (CCF) titled “Weathering the
Storm.” The report focuses on efforts to improve or maintain children’s health coverage despite the downturn; the rosy conclusion is that all but three states (Arizona, California and Wyoming) are doing OK. In the section on Hawaii, the report specifically cites Keiki Care and mentions that the legislature approved funding for the program and overrode Gov. Lingle’s veto (though Lingle has said she won’t release the money). Of course, considering the tenor of this debate, the other side will no doubt dismiss CCF as liberal socialist Nazis bent on handing flag-sewing and apple pie-baking duties off to government bureaucrats, while the hope for a reasoned debate on the pros and cons of Keiki Care or any other health care option slinks into the corner to die a quiet, lonely death. And, as ever, the winner will be the insurance companies, and the loser will be everyone else… First, Hawaii voters passed a medical marijuana law. Next, the state legislature passed a bill that would create a task force to study that law, which by all accounts is fraught with problems and inconsistencies (see Maui Time contributor Greg Mebel’s December 2008 report “Is Marijuana Medicine?”). Then Gov. Lingle said: nope, not gonna happen. Even though the legislature overrode her veto, as with Keiki Care she says she won’t approve the funds, according to a Honolulu Advertiser report. Besides half-baked excuses about budget constraints (lawmakers say the task force would not come with a significant price tag), Lingle’s main argument against having a medical marijuana law—or even studying one—is federal prohibition. That’s bull for a variety of reasons. First, there’s this 2004 quote, which we’ve used against her before but that’s worth re-using: “Throughout my political career, I’ve believed in the concept of home rule. Some call it local control. Whichever phrase you use, the concept is the same—the best decisions are those made closest to those who will be impacted by the decisions.” Second, and more importantly, there’s the fact that Attorney General Eric Holder has unambiguously stated he won’t prosecute medical marijuana patients and providers who are following state law—an ironically Republican position that runs counter to the gung-ho War on Drugs policy of the Bush Administration. When do we get a new governor again?… Cutbacks, layoffs and closures abound—you can’t consume media of any kind (or even have a conversation with someone) without being slapped by some bit of gloomy economic news. But certain stories hit you extra hard: The Honolulu
The madness continues. Academy of Arts is, un-shockingly, struggling with funding woes. Here are two measures the museum is taking, according to an AP report: “charging school groups admission [and] closing its lending collection indefinitely.” Cultural enrichment, sadly, is a luxury, and one of those things we don’t miss ’til it’s gone…
NOT LOCAL So I’m going to start by talking about Kanye West’s little stunt at the Video Music Awards, which is completely silly, then segue into Twitter, which is sort of silly and end up pondering the nature of the news business, which is how I’m going to justify the whole thing. Here’s what happened: While preparing for an interview with CNBC, President Obama reportedly called Kanye a “jackass” for stealing the spotlight from Best Female
Video winner Taylor Swift. Though the official interview hadn’t started, Obama was miked and the comment was picked up by ABC News’s Washington bureau, which shares a fiber optic line with CNBC (“to save money” according to an AP report). The ABC peeps—including Terry Moran, who took Ted Koppel’s job on Nightline—then blasted the remark out via Twitter and the genie was officially out of the bottle. Various pundits have used the incident to illustrate the power of micro-blogging and to debate the changing face of journalistic ethics. But in the end there’s only one lesson to be gleaned from this, for politicians, celebrities and the rest of us: nothing is ever truly off the record. MTW To share or save this article, type: mt.smub.it/coconut9
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Grid Lock Energy Expo generates hope, reveals obstacles to implementing renewables “What we have now is not a plan; it is a series of recommendations. We need a master plan.” - Wayne Axelson, Chair, Maui County Energy Alliance Working Group-3 (Energy and Transportation Infrastructure)
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he 2009 Maui County Energy Expo—“Our Energy Future; Concept to Reality”—convened last week. The event, which brought together experts in various fields, highlighted recommendations gleaned over the past 16 months by five volunteer working groups of the Maui County Energy Alliance. Ironically, the venue was the same as the first Energy Expo, held in November 2007: the Grand Wailea Hotel & Spa, second-largest energy consumer of all Maui Electric Company’s customers. Nevertheless, an enthusiastic audience filled the resort’s Haleakala Ballroom to hear Mayor Tavares and her invitees present both the promise and the pitfalls of Hawaii’s renewable energy future. Despite a somewhat selfcongratulatory tone, there was enough critical data and analysis provided to allow the discerning listener to take home valuable insights on how to reboot our local energy economy and electrical grid.
Democratizing power Ted Liu, Director of the Hawaii Department of Business,
Economic Development, and Tourism, offered introductory comments, emphasizing Maui’s pivotal role in Hawaii’s energy future. He noted that national press has recognized Hawaii as a leading incubator of renewable energy, that Maui is rich in renewable resources, even geothermal, and that “Maui is a critical linchpin of the effort” to develop a new electrical grid distribution system. “We are entering an era of unprecedented opportunity,” said Liu, “and unprecedented alliance.” He touched upon the plan to tap into as much as 300-400 megawatts of wind power on Lanai and Molokai, and to transmit that energy to Oahu via an interisland undersea cable. But keynote speaker Henk Rogers of Blue Planet Foundation followed Liu’s remarks by saying that Gov. Lingle’s Hawaii Clean Energy Initiative (HCEI) is heavily dependent on the concept of the undersea transmission cable. “That choice can only come with buy-in from the communities,” said Rogers. “It cannot be dictated from Honolulu.” Rogers, who made a fortune developing and licensing the video game Tetris, shared the most interesting presentation of the two-day conference. He used the “show and tell” image capabilities of PowerPoint more effectively than all the other text-heavy offerings. Rogers said the state had studies and a plan as far back as 1974 to get us off fossil fuel by 2010. He even cited a letter to the editor from a 1902 edition of the Honolulu Advertiser, suggesting that Oahu’s strong Pali winds could provide cheap electrical power. “We simply forgot the importance of what was before us,”
You can’t see it, but that’s an electric car back there. he said. “Other crises commanded the public’s attention.” Rogers has set a goal—actually his stated “mission in life” after a heartattack wake-up call—of ending carbonbased fuels within a decade. This is even more ambitious than the 70 percent renewable energy by 2030 goal of the Governor’s HCEI. Rogers foresees a new role for utilities: power distributors, not power producers. He likened an emerging “smart grid” to the Internet, which has the ability to both send and receive information. He compared the current electrical delivery system to televisions in the 1950s—only a small handful of stations available, and for
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limited hours. “Democratizing our power in Hawaii,” said Rogers, “will involve putting power in our democracy.” He called for transformative change, including energy storage systems for when electricity isn’t flowing, and new paradigms for transportation. Ultimately, he said, we are striving for, “Not just sustainability, but survivability. Blue Planet Foundation wants to bring together the best of us and catalyze revolutionary change.”
Giving our leaders a blueprint Five volunteer working groups were invited to join the Maui County
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Energy Alliance beginning in May 2008, and to offer recommendations in these categories: Renewable Resource Development; Green Workforce Development; Energy and Transportation Infrastructure; Energy Efficiency and Conservation; and Greenhouse Gases and Carbon Emissions. County Energy Commissioner Victor Reyes introduced the panel of working group chairs, noting that “energy efficiency and conservation is a virtual power plant.” That would turn out to be a recurring theme in the priority recommendations of the five groups.
tariffs docket (an incentive mechanism to set above-market rates for utilities to purchase renewables from independent producers), de-coupling (adjusting a utility’s profit-making so it’s not simply tied to more energy production) and smart grid (integrating digital capabilities into a two-way electrical network). “The list is too long,” said Caliboso. Given the complexity of each of the dockets—and the fact that the three-man PUC also reviews matters regarding telecommunications, water and transportation utilities—it’s a wonder they’re able to make any progress
Keynote speaker Henk Rogers said Hawaii had studies and a plan as far back as 1974 to get us off fossil fuel by 2010. “We simply forgot the importance of what was before us,” he said. A call was made for energy efficiency audits for all County facilities, and for the County to set an example with installation of on-site renewables wherever possible. Suggestions ranged from simple things like carpooling to adding more solar photovoltaic and improving County water and wastewater infrastructure (as pumping requires large energy inputs). While the laundry list of recommendations is impressive (see a full 128-page report at mauicounty.gov/index. aspx?nid=1439), one audience questioner said the entire process had a “top-down” feel, and wished that there could have been more community interaction and meetings in places “such as Hana and Haiku, not just at the Grand Wailea.” But panelists defended the process, and Planning Commissioner Jonathan Starr cautioned, “Don’t diminish the value of what’s happening here.” Added Maui Economic Opportunity head Sandy Baz, “We need to give our leaders a blueprint and initiative.”
The big bottleneck: Public Utilities Commission One panel discussion, Regulatory Opportunities and Challenges, allowed a glimpse into the enormity of the policymaking challenges faced by the Public Utilities Commission. Chair Carlito Caliboso elaborated upon a few of the many dockets before the PUC, some with as many as 20 intervening parties. He noted, among others, the feed-in
at all. Panelist and environmental consultant Carl Freedman displayed a graph showing that Hawaii is dead last in allocating regulatory staff for states of equivalent size. And, in this time of budgetary constraints, it’s hard to imagine the PUC getting the additional staff, resources and funding that might make it more effective. Freedman also noted that the Consumer Advocate’s office—which advises the PUC but has sometimes been accused of being more of a utility advocate than working on behalf of ratepayers—is similarly understaffed. He said the “new paradigm” for Hawaiian Electric Company, of being incentivized with cost recovery for a smart grid, is “a movie that hasn’t been made yet. We have no screenplay or budget.” Mayor Tavares urged moving forward quickly. “We’re not going to wait for a partner to come to us,” she said, “we’re going to move ahead.” Yet, she cautioned against merely jumping on the “REBW (renewable energy bandwagon).” Tavares said she dreams of Maui becoming a testing site and training ground for renewable energy, a vision she said is shared by the Maui Economic Development Board. But, she added, “We’re far, far away from reality. We must crawl before we learn how to walk. We’re in the crawling stage.” MTW
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The Maui Electric Co. (MECO) generating station at Maalaea burns more than 1 million gallons of petroleum diesel weekly. A 1977 state Senate report showed that Hawaii’s 96 percent dependence on imported oil was costing $500 million yearly. In 2005, two UH economists estimated that $3 billion was leaving the state to purchase fossil fuels for electricity and transportation needs. In 2009, the projected estimate for imported petroleum, gas, coal and ethanol is $8-9 billion. The MECO grid currently demands 210 megawatts daily. That number is projected to rise to 310MW by 2020. In 2007, 15.4 percent of MECO’s sales were from renewables (wind, solar, hydro and biomass). MECO has 443 solar photovoltaic customers, providing a combined 2.94MW of power to the grid. Hawaiian Commercial and Sugar (HC&S) fuels its Puunene mill boilers by combusting cane fiber (bagasse), coal and waste recycled oil, selling an average excess of 12MW of energy to MECO. In 2008, HC&S burned 475,000 tons of bagasse and 95,000 tons of coal.
In the years we’ve covered the LC, we’ve never seen anyone look happy to appear before the Adjudication Board. But since the recession hit, business owners have been especially jumpy. It’s understandable: the board can revoke a liquor license for any offense. If an establishment is small and relies primarily on alcohol sales, that’s the same as being shut down outright. Or not, if you believe Adjudication Board Chair Donald Fujii. At the September 3 hearing, the board was considering the case of Pacific Fish Market in Kahului, which was caught in a minor decoy sting on March 29. Representing the company, a store manager told the board that sales have dropped 30-50 percent since the downturn. He said they applied for a liquor license in November 2008 hoping to boost sales, and that by taking it away the LC would, in effect, force them to close. “We’re not in the business of closing anybody at any time,” Fujii replied. Whether he was being defensive, reassuring or some combination of the two was unclear. What is clear: that statement shows a total disregard for the power the board wields. This being a first offense, Pacific Fish Market predictably received a $2,000 fine, $1,000 suspended. But the board does revoke licenses. Most recently, they pulled the plug on Kahului’s Hang Loose Lounge in February. (The place is open again under different ownership.) Hang Loose was busted three times for selling to a minor decoy. Four strikes in five years triggers an automatic revocation, so the board can’t lean on the “we had no choice” defense. They could argue Hang Loose deserved it. Some might agree. But they can’t, with a straight face, say they’ve never closed anybody. Or, apparently, they can. – Jacob Shafer To share or save this article, type: mt.smub.it/lc9
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[ News of the Weird ] LASHING OUT The pharmaceutical company Allergan has introduced eyelashthickener Latisse, a $120 per month prescription “medication” to help a woman overcome feelings of inadequacy if she suffers from scrawny lashes. Alternatively, eyelash transplants are now available in the U.S. and Britain, originally developed to restore lashes for burn victims but, according to the American Academy of Cosmetic Surgery, now to market to women dissatisfied with their own (at about $6,000). And in May, Washington, D.C., resident Brian Peterkin-Vertanesian petitioned the Guinness Book to recognize “Wally,” his 6 3/8-inch eyebrow hair as the world’s longest, beating the current record by almost an inch.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? With no help from Verizon Wireless, law enforcement agencies managed to hunt down a disturbed, 62-year-old man sought in an 11-hour manhunt following a domestic violence call in Carrollton, Ohio, in May. Deputies had wanted to use the man’s cell phone signal to locate him, but the company had shut off his service over an unpaid $20 bill and refused to turn it on, even for a few minutes, unless deputies paid the $20. The sheriff was reluctantly about to pay when deputies found the man.
BIG PUSSY In June, in Ana Lee Spray’s garage in Riverside County, Calif., a full-grown mountain lion was cornered and held at bay for 45 minutes by Spray’s three Chihuahuas, yapping at it relentlessly. Eventually, animal control officers arrived and removed the grateful lion.
ANY REQUESTS? Two musician-beggars in the
village of Moseley, England, were banned from performing in the area in August after a magistrate court heard complaints by desperate residents that the pair played only two songs—Oasis’s “Wonderwall” and George Michael’s “Faith”—over and over and over.
A LACK OF SUPPORT In August, Democrat Michael Heagerty failed by one name to meet the ballot requirements to run for re-election to the city council in Syracuse, N.Y. He was credited with 334 of the 335 necessary signatures, but realized too late that he had forgotten to list his own name. (He said he would run for re-election, anyway, as an independent.)
INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS Two home invaders in East St. Louis, Ill., holding 11 people hostage as police surrounded the house, were eventually tricked outside by the captives and arrested. The hostages, borrowing an idea from several movie scripts, convinced the invaders that their only shot at freedom was to change clothes to look less conspicuous and then to release everyone. The two would appear to be part of the hostage group, and the hostages “promised” to tell police that the home invaders had already escaped earlier. However, as everyone walked out, the captives merely pointed out to police the two invaders.
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PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE, EH? For at least the third time in eight years, geography-challenged vacationers bought airline tickets for an Australian holiday but failed to notice (until they landed in “Sydney”) that their tickets took them to Sydney, Nova Scotia. Dutch man Joannes Rutten and his grandson appeared shocked when they de-planed in Canada, even though they had boarded an earlier connecting flight in Halifax, Nova Scotia. In December 2008, an Argentine woman made a similar mistake, and in August 2002, a young British couple, after realizing their error, decided to spend their holiday in Nova Scotia, after all. MTW
SPIN CYCLE Restore integrity v. Something the political party that’s out of power always promises to do; somehow, it remains an elusive goal. Usage: “The goal of the Hawai‘i Republican Party is to create a vibrant multi party system of moral and inspiring leaders who restore integrity to government…” - From the “about us” section of the Hawaii Republican Party Web site
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[ Editor’s Inbox ] The September 10 Eh Brah! Is 100 percent inappropriate. This column has provided laughs and entertainment for years, but it is not the place to report actual incidents of men abusing their daughters. That is highly inappropriate, and could only have been perpetrated by irresponsible men. First of all, the person who wrote this letter is an accomplice to a serious crime. Their duty was to call 9-1-1 on the spot. Instead, they marched right home, sat down, and wrote a strongly worded letter to Eh Brah! What a hero! Then Maui Time illustrated and published it! What were you thinking? Do you think that this is the stuff that entertainment is made of? Anonymous, posted at mauitime.com
‘THE REST OF THE STORY...’ Sad as it is, we all don’t know the whole story. Too much touchyfeely stuff goes on in this world. Remember when your parents used to get the belt out and spank you when you did something wrong? Remember in school when the principal would hit you with a board drilled with holes? Remember when we used to ride in the back of the station wagon without seat belts for everyone, much less a car seat? What
Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent to “Eh Brah!” c/o Maui Time Weekly, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to
doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, and you learned not to do that again, unless you wanted another spanking. We all turned out good, now look at our youth that are rude to their parents, teachers, grandparents. Kids don’t have respect for their parents anymore, mostly because the parent can’t do anything to make the kid do right, except for calling a “time out.” Not saying the girl golfing did anything wrong, but maybe you need to know the rest of the story.
ehbrah@mauitime.com Why are we all so quick to criticize? I was helping someone move the other day, someone I didn’t know (you know, friend of a friend) when I found myself standing around with everybody else talking shit about how the person lived. Sure they were nasty, but who the hell am I to look down on them or their life? I guess this Eh Brah goes out to myself and anybody like me. Don’t be so quick to judge another—you don’t know what they’ve been through. And anyway, no matter how they live or what life choices they’ve made, I’m no better than them or anyone. I should kick my own ass.
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OOPS! In last week’s dining piece, “Gridiron Grinds,” we incorrectly said Kahale’s in Kihei is serving steak and eggs on Sundays. They do, however, still have drinks, fried items and, most importantly, football. Also, in our recent Taste of Maui issue, we indicated that Pacific‘o in Lahaina is offering a half-off special. They’re not.
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Matt Lane, founder of Lahaina Town Clean Up,
is a transplant who’s put down roots Photos by Chris Skiles
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By Anu Yagi
etween the grooves of the knotted root system of a thick, shady tree at Launiupoko Beach Park, Matt Lane is resting comfortably. It’s the first time we’ve sat all day. He picks up a wandering roly poly and jovially reminisces about boyhood days spent chasing bugs in Oklahoma. He prods gently at the isopod, attempting to get it to do the thing that earned it its name—to no avail. Rather, the little guy seems content to crawl around on his hand, unperturbed. It just may be Lane’s comfortable style that puts critters—and people—at ease. I gather he’s the type who can become fast friends with most anyone—a trait that bodes well for a man who has plunged deep into the heart of the community he’s called home for the last seven years, in an effort to bring together people from every demographic to unite under a common cause. Even when flitting between phone calls and messaging, he’s patient, mellow and engaging—the measured pace of his cadence unexpectedly incongruous, considering the daunting schedule he’s worked himself into, wearing many hats as a community event planner, concert promoter and server.
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Though composed, Lane is relentless in his passion for Maui, an uncommon quality in young, typically transient transplants. More than talk, his actions speak powerfully. Case in point: this Saturday marks the fifth installment of one of Lane’s pet projects, the annual Lahaina Town Clean Up. Gathering impressive momentum and support since the event’s inception in 2005, Lane has been working tirelessly to include more sponsors, activities and of course, volunteers. Last year, more than 300 volunteers came out. Some 500 people are expected to participate this year. The event will ambitiously tackle the scope of Lahaina Town, from where we sit at Launiupoko all the way to Canoes Restaurant at the curved tail end of Front St. At first it was just a beach clean up, but the event has expanded in recent years to include both harbors and the town at large—everything from divers harvesting underwater trash to a finetoothed sweep of the coastal stretch from the shoreline to the makai side of Honoapiilani Highway. The effort even includes the entirety of Lahainaluna Road, thanks to strong representation
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from the students of Lahainaluna High. “The cleanup took on a life. There are kids who have been doing it for four years now, from freshmen to seniors,” says Lane, who puts particular effort into making the events educational and creating a long-lasting impact. art of the Ocean Conservancy’s 24th annual International Coastal Cleanup—an impressive coalition of thousands of grassroots campaigns throughout 100-plus countries, which removed an estimated 6.8 million pounds from beaches and waterways last year alone—the Lahaina Town Clean Up aligns itself with international goals to “engage people to remove trash and debris from the world’s beaches and waterways, identify sources of debris, and to change behaviors that cause marine debris in the first place.” Lane is weighting this year’s educational topics heavily toward the issues of consumerism and waste and is training team leaders (orchestrated by one of Lane’s many good friends, Kepa Niles) to educate participants about how our current habits impact the environment.
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Before our rest under the tree, Lane and I trudge through debris-ridden sand at Kamehameha Iki Park adjacent to 505 Front Street. The area near the canoe hales will serve as cleanup headquarters, thanks to hosts Hui O Wa‘a Kaulua. We stop to poke around underneath one particular tree near the ocean that seems to be a vortex for collecting waste. Last year, Lane recalls over 1,000 cigarette butts were pulled from the sand immediately under that one tree, along with a frightening array of garbage fragments. As we walk, Lane discusses the energy, resources and human rights issues associated with, say, a small electronic gadget: first there’s the raw materials involved, then the extensive, fuel-consuming global journey the parts and packaging must take and finally the product’s arrival at stores where (underpaid) salespeople work to sell these cheap items to patrons who are ill-informed about the consequences of their consumption. “[Things are] fast. People aren’t always concerned about how we’re living,” says Lane. “I didn’t always think about these things. Now, every day of my life I’m thinking of it. Do I really need this?
Top ten marine debris items found worldwide by volunteers during the International Coastal Cleanup… RANK 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
DEBRIS ITEM NUMBER Cigarettes/Cigarette Filters Bags (Plastic) Food Wrappers/Containers Caps, Lids Beverage Bottles (Plastic) Bags (Paper) Straws, Stirrers Cups, Plates, Forks, Knives, Spoons Beverage Bottles (Glass) Beverage Cans
OF DEBRIS ITEMS 3,216,991 1,377,141 942,620 937,804 714,892 530,607 509,593 441,053 434,990 401,412
PERCENTAGE OF TOTAL DEBRIS 28% 12% 8% 8% 6% 5% 4% 4% 4% 4%
Source: Ocean Conservancy / 2008 International Coastal Cleanup, compiled for 2009 Report
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Maybe it is better to save and spend a little more on things you’ll keep longer.” Building on the topic of consumerism, one particularly interesting activity at this year’s event will be an evening screening of the 30-minute version of the documentary Fuel. The film explores U.S. dependence on
people like Rae Chandler of the Community Work Day Program. “I walk down the street and feel so passionate—[Maui is] the toughest place I’ve ever lived, but also the most rewarding,” says Lane. Though overwhelmingly positive and vision-driven, Lane is candid
“I walk down the street and feel so passionate— [Maui is] the toughest place I’ve ever lived, but also the most rewarding,” says Lane. oil, primarily in relationship to energy but also in connection with widely used petrochemical-based products. Interspersed throughout the film is commentary from celebrity activists like Sheryl Crow, Larry Hagman and a personal favorite with a local connection, Woody Harrelson. Following the screening, a celestial presentation and guided stargazing will be lead by Kala Baybayan, integrating cultural relevance into the event, a matter of importance to Lane and event partners,
about the logistical stresses of pro-bono event planning, not to mention the trials we all share surviving island life. “I’ve learned so much about myself living here—it all goes back to being humble,” he continues. umility is indeed one of Lane’s most winning qualities, a part of the easy-going affability that has won him abundant friends and supporters—all of whom he talks about pro-
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fusely, how they’re contributing, why they’re “really cool.” He’s squeamish during the Maui Time beach photo shoot, and even more uneasy when he picks up on the fact this story may take a slightly personal-interest tone. He repeatedly asks that I not detract from “what’s important—the event,” and keeps talking up the long list of businesses and individuals who are pouring time, resources and passion into making this event a success. Regardless of how much he insists the effort is collaborative—which it undoubtedly is—the leadership factor cannot be denied. It takes a charismatic and passionate orchestrator to bring together so many elements and details. Perhaps the best testament to Lane’s magnetism is that it’s impossible to spend a moment with him without bumping into someone he knows. Not just someone he knows, but someone he knows well and has obvious heartfelt rapport with. In the day I spent with him, as we explored various key shoreline sites and some of the businesses supporting the cleanup, we encountered nothing short of a constant rotation of enthusias-
tic characters, running the gamut of backgrounds (still-dripping surfers straight out of a session, business owners attending to their shops, partners like Niles and Nestor Ugale, Jr.). “Maybe I’m good at bringing people together,” Lane admits. “And maybe if I’m good at that, that’s what I should do. I just want to be really, really happy.” I laugh when he says that last part, standing at the crosswalk at Launiupoko in the fading light. Don’t we all? For Lane, it’s community projects like the Lahaina Town Clean Up that bring him joy, and consequently bring joy to others—roly polys and people alike. MTW
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5TH ANNUAL LAHAINA TOWN CLEAN UP Sat., Sept. 19, 9am-9pm Bring work gloves and a re-usable water bottle; food, water and other materials provided Info: m_lane@hotmail.com
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Namaste, brah New Indian joint dishes hearty, authentic fare
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A meal with one entrée plus rice or naan (leavened flat-bread) is $7; you can get two entrées for $9 or three for $12. Entrées include grilled meats, curries and veggie dishes. I opted for the chicken tikka masala, chunks of boneless chicken in a thick, tangy sauce made of tomatoes, onions, garlic and a hint of ginger. It’s rich and flavorful, but mild enough for the spice-averse. An order of two samosas—flaky pastries stuffed with lightly spiced potatoes and peas—proved a perfect complement. Items I’m excited to sample next time include the tandoori chicken and the garlic naan. So come on—show support, Maui. This place is good, and it’s not like there’s an Indian joint around every corner. MTW
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or a while, Central Maui has been lacking a sit-down Mexican cantina. Enter Fernando’s Mexican Grill, which recently opened in the Queen Kaahumanu Center. The restaurant was originally developed by Oahu’s Auntie Pasto’s restaurants, then it was Vietnamese joint, Lemongrass. The footprint is large and unfettered; sit up at the bar or grab a booth. Adding to the authenticity are the waitresses’ uniforms—very viva la Mexico with ruffled, brightly colored skirts. Fernando’s is named for partner Fernando Cardona, who tells me it takes hours to make his traditional
Fernando’s Mexican Grill Queen Kaahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-5999 refried beans. The time and care shine through—the beans are incredible, full of flavor and texture. The Mexican rice is always done just right too, with fluffy, spiced peas flecked here and there for color. My current addiction is the pork al pastor, marinated in adobo, cooked on a spit, served chopped fine with onion and
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MUSICSCENE
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Scholarly pursuits How a Hawaii-born Filipino boy crashed Seattle’s hip-hop scene “
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irst and foremost I do have a story to tell. It’s my own story, my individual story, but it’s not so individual that no one can relate to it,” says MC Geologic (aka George Quibuyen). Quibuyen and DJ Sabzi (aka Saba Mohjerjasbi) comprise the Seattle-based hip-hop duo Blue Scholars, which since 2002 has been steadily stirring up nationwide buzz. The video for “HI 808,” the first single off their latest EP, Oof! hit number one on mtvU.com, ahead of artists like Jay-Z and Shakira. Lyrically, the track pays homage to Quibuyen’s Hawaii roots: a Filipino boy whose father was in the Navy, he grew up on Oahu during the 80s. “In fact, my experience mirrors a lot of people’s—military kids, kids from working class backgrounds, kids of color, kids who grew up interacting with all diverse backgrounds of people,” Quibuyen says, as we discuss the political commentary he infuses into his rhymes. This latest release touches on Hawaiian hot topics like immigration and sovereignty. “In a place like America where issues of identity are a daily occurrence, there are internal contradictions I go through, things in my life that I want to tell,” he explains. “But all the art I create, whether it be music or whatnot, I think is half the question. “I think there’s a time for music to entertain, to educate, to do both at the same time, and I realize the potential of both,” he continues. “First and foremost, [I] just want to be honest. Be honest about where I come from because that’s what I appreciate in any art that I myself enjoy.” Quibuyen stresses that there are “always contradictions.” He says maintaining ties to one’s heritage is important, but so is being honest about history. “One thing that does tie us all together is that legacy of colonialism in our homelands that have kind of displaced us, while at the same time we still all got folks back at the places that we call home,” he says. “So it’s almost like a necessity. You could choose to assimilate and abandon all that stuff and pretend [you’re] another cog in the American machine. Or, you can
Blue Scholars Maui gig: Sat., Sept. 19 10pm at The Cellar 744, Lahaina, $20 New Album: Oof! Web site: bluescholars.com
acknowledge these things and with that acknowledgment comes at least some sort of responsibility. To be aware first of all, and beyond that hopefully be inspired by that awareness to do something about it, whatever it is you do.”
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uibuyen’s Filipino heritage has ignited a lot of pride in others of the same ethnic descent (myself included)—particularly amongst younger generations, as evidenced in
like you see anybody on TV that’s ethnically ambiguous and you’re like, ‘Oh, she’s gotta be Filipino or he’s Filipino and all these rumors circulate. And what’s dope is like these rumors are now like its true. A lot of really talented people in our community are really making a name for themselves out there.” Before the interview, I’d planned on taking my usual lighthearted, semi-irrelevant approach; I wanted to ask about his favorite Filipino desserts (eh, da County Fair is coming up and I’ll sometimes go just for the cascarone), but we never make it there. Our conversation instead circles around our Pacific Islander heritage, themes of displacement and the contrast of growing up in Hawaii and moving to the mainland (again, a popular refrain in “HI 808”). “One hand, it’s a lot more complicated than we sometimes acknowledge,”
the bottom line. The ownership of the land, the collective rights and ownership of the land, is the most paramount thing.” Quibuyen extends these concepts beyond our cultural connection, particularly making the correlation with his scholar in crime, Mohjerjasbi, who Quibuyen often references. “[We] come from very different backgrounds and upbringing—on the surface,” he says. “[You’ve got] a Filipino kid who grew up in Hawaii and moved to Seattle [joining] with a half-white, half-Iranian guy who lives in the suburbs of Seattle.” But, Quibuyen says, he and Mohjerjasbi have “been able come together and meet halfway both musically [and] in our value systems, principals and attitudes—towards the music and towards society in general.” The power of that unlikely but undeniable connection is the message Quibuyen says Blue Scholars wants to convey.
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MC Geologic, left, and DJ Sabzi have blended cultures and styles. feedback on YouTube from high schoolaged kids who, happily discovering the Blue Scholars, proclaim “Proud to be Filipino!”—in what Quibuyen calls “a long time coming for a lot of us,” whereas prior, “(People) know that we exist, but not enough to feel like anybody besides us really knows who we are, you know? As far as we look on TV and there’s nobody that looks like us, entertaining us…. To the point where any 80’s Filipino baby can relate to growing up and playing that whole game where
Quibuyen says. “Sometimes we don’t even bother to have conversations like this with each other, sometimes we don’t bother to have the conversation with ourselves—what our whole identity, consciousness or history means. “I think even more so than overt racism from the colonizer, [what’s] even more problematic is the internalization of our own history, our own self-image that’s imposed on us that we accept—the aspect of history and development of our own homeland. And the word ‘land,’ I think, is
hile our conversation was a touch heavy, Oof! is in many ways a colorful departure from the Scholars’ previous work, which was colder and more urban. “We started traveling, touring—[it’s] a whole different energy when you kind of get out of the lab, out of the studio and start meeting people having new experiences, rocking live shows,” says Quibuyen. “All that energy was creating a new type of music that was more uptempo, [but] still very much ‘us.’ “The sound we’d already started heading towards was not just a sound, but a sound married some sort of concept—a time, a place—and for me as a lyricist, an experience to match the texture of the sound. It was constantly going back and forth. It was completely unforced on our part and the main thing was going back to our roots of how me and Sabzi started the group—to have fun with the music. There’s always going to be a message ’cause that’s who we are, but you know first and foremost it’s gotta be fun.” Yes, undeniably, the Blue Scholars’ music is fun, as are Quibuyen’s unabashedly intellectual musings. And their show at The Cellar will undoubtedly be fun, too—for folks of any background, any story. MTW
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FILMCRITIQUES
BY BARRY WURST II BARRY@MAUITIME.COM
In spite of themselves Feel-good melodrama, 3-D cartoon overcome their flaws I Can Do Bad All By Myself
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Rated PG-13/113 min.. Tyler Perry’s movies are growing on me, as is Madea, the obnoxious, geriatric nightmare of a Grandma that Perry himself has played in both his films and the stage plays they’re based on. I wrote off Perry’s first movie, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, but was surprised by how good 2007’s Why Did I Get Married? was. Perry’s skill as a director is growing, his films are becoming more ambitious and dealing with genuinely edgy material and even Madea, dismissed initially as a Big Momma’s House clone, is becoming funnier. His latest stars Taraji P. Henson as an alcoholic lounge singer with a disastrous love life and a self-defeating attitude. When her three troubled nieces and nephews are left at her doorstep, she has to deal with newfound responsibility, keep her cheating bully of a boyfriend happy and figure out what her priorities need to be. Perry’s films share similar flaws: mawkish melodrama, stereotyping, heavy-handed staging and in-yourface Christian messages that work fine for Perry’s core audience but may make others uncomfortable. But if you can set that aside, you’ll be rewarded with rousing musical numbers (Mary J. Blige brings the house down with the title song), powerful performances, especially from the female cast members, and a wellpaced, dramatically satisfying plot.
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
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Rated PG/90 min. I’m starting to get burnt out on all the 3-D movies that have hit theaters this year, but really, I can’t complain about cheeseburgers falling from the sky. That spectacle, which occurs early in this CGI children’s book adaptation, is one of many scenes where junk food rains down on hundreds of grateful people (warning: may cause repeat visits to the snack bar). The plot: a brilliant but hopelessly nerdy scientist (voice of Bill Hader) invents a machine that turns water into anything edible, leading candy-colored clouds to drop enormous piles of food on the small town of Chew and Swallow. The pace is frantic, a lot of the best jokes go by too quickly and I found myself enticed by the story’s big gimmick but not caring about any of the characters. However, all of the voice actors do well; the show-stealer is probably the town’s overzealous, back-flipping super cop, voiced by a brilliantly cast Mr. T. There’s also James Caan, Anna Farris, Neil Patrick Harris and Bruce Campbell but really, you’re here to see a giant pancake crush a building. The 3-D effects are fun and make this worth seeing in that format. Watching it without the glasses would be missing out on the spectacular climax, a cross between Star Wars, Independence Day and The Food Network. MTW
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FILMCAPSULES Maui Film Festival Candlelight Cinema THE GIRL FROM MONACO - R - Art, Foreign - A famous defense lawyer (Fabrice Luchini) travels to Monaco to defend an infamous criminal and his life is turned topsyturvy when he becomes infatuated with a blonde beyond-bombshell (Louise Bourgoin). In French with English subtitles. 94 min.
New This Week CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS - PG - Family - The beloved book--a husband and wife team-production by Judi (author) and Ron Barrett (illustrator)-has inspired kids since its first publication in 1978 and finally gets its due props with a movie. However, while I really try to refrain from negativity--especially with kids flicks-the trailers have rubbed me the wrong way. How can producers stray so far from the book’s incredible illustrations? So, keiki, if you see this movie, promise me you’ll read the book, too. 90 min. THE INFORMANT - R - Comedy - A true story, based on the book, The Informant, by Kurt Eichenwald. It’s hard for me to say the name Matt Damon (who in this movie plays executive turned informant/whistleblower, Mark Whitacre), without Team America: World Police (2004) inflection, and for that fact alone I am stoked about this movie. OK, two facts--the second being Scott Bakula (playing FBI agent, Brian Shepherd), my favorite Enterprise captain, second only to that “bald chap,” Picard. 108 min. JENNIFER’S BODY - R - Horror - A rock band hopes to increase its chances of getting a record deal, and in a Satanic ritual sacrifice Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)--the sexiest (and thereby most popular) chick at the local high school. Check ends up possessed and more powerful than ever, but with a cannibalistic taste for boy flesh. Written by Diablo Cody. 111 min. LOVE HAPPENS - PG13 - Romance - Aaron Eckhart plays Dr. Burke Ryan, a widower, therapist and self-help guru who despite his success has been incapable of taking his own letit-go advice. Enter Jennifer Aniston as Eloise Chandler, a florist who’s sworn off relationships--that is, until she attends one of Ryan’s seminars. 109 min.
Now Showing 9 - PG13 - Animation - Tim Burton produces this feature-length animation, based on Shane Acker’s short about a post-apocalyptic, Homo sapien-free world where rag dolls come to life and battle evil machines who threaten to destroy all civilization. 79 min. ALL ABOUT STEVE - PG13 - Comedy Bullock goes blonde, playing Mary Horowitz, a cruciverbalist. She’s lightning when it comes to finding the “right” word, but will manage to list all the “lightning bug” words lickety-split too--albeit at the sacrifice of her social skills. After a blind date with cable news cameraman Steve (Bradley Cooper), she’s love-struck to the point of obsession. Egged on by TV reporter Hartman Hughes (Thomas Haden Church), Mary proceeds to stalk Steve as he travels the country. Her opihi-style prowling lands her in news storyrelated danger. 98 min. EXTRACT - R - Comedy - Written and directed by Mike Judge. Joel (Jason Bateman. Heh heh. Master Bateman. Heh heh) is the owner of a thriving flavor extract company, earning him the title “Extract King.” His small business success aren’t enough to quell the sexual frustrations he has with his wife Suzie (Kristen Wiig), so he hatches a plan to hire a gigolo (guised as the classic pool boy) to seduce Suzie--leaving him open to the guiltfree pursuit of his new, big-boobied employee Cindy (Mila Kunis). Con-artist Cindy, on the verge of parole revocation, has little interest in Joel, and instead has sights her set on convincing fellow employee Step (Clifton Collins, Jr.) to sue Joel for millions (and cash in herself) after Step loses one of his family jewels in factory accident. 91 min. FINAL DESTINATION 4 - R- Horror - Nick O’Bannon (Bobby Campo) has a bloody premonition that he and his friends will die in a horrible accident at the racetrack. He acts on intuition, convincing his honey bunny and friends to come with him, and they do indeed skirt death. However, happily-everafter it is not. All bound to a fate six feet under, the homies he saved nevertheless kick the bucket, and O’Bannon struggles, knowing he’s next. 96 min. G-FORCE - G - Animation - Zack Galifiankis and Will Arnett are among the cast members
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supplying voices to a squad of guinea pigs who have been sent on a mission to stop an evil billionaire from taking over the world. 86 min. [Kate Bradshaw] GAMER - R - Sci-Fi - Think Death Race (2008) meets eXistenZ (1999), with a dash of Ludacris and Leguizamo. The year is 2034, and mind-control technology is all the rage. The latest controversial installment, ‘Slayer’--a FPS game created by evil billionaire recluse, Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall)--uses human prisoners as avatars in massive death matches controlled by online gamers. Kable (Gerald Butler), forcibly imprisoned and made to fight against his will, has achieved hero status by surviving 27 games while controlled by young hotshot, Simon (Logan Lerman). If Kable survives 30 games, he wins his freedom. Hmm... Think he’ll take the revenge-less route or rage against the machine? 95 min. G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA - PG13 Action - A super-elite team of international military operatives battle the evildoer organization Cobra, with high tech weapons the likes of which you probably never dreamed while playing with your Hasbro toys in the sandbox. This flashy new rendition’s sandy battlefield is, not surprisingly, a North African desert. 120 min. THE HURT LOCKER - R - Drama - Staff Sergeant Will James (Jeremy Renner) steps in as the new tech team leader of the elite Bravo Company bomb disposal unit in Baghdad, after their former leader is killed by a remote-detonated improvised explosive device (IED). James clashes with subordinates Sergeant JT Sanborn (Anthony Mackie) and Specialist Owen Eldridge (Brian Geraghty) who consider his thrill-seeking, relentless focus on disarmament a reckless endangerment to the team and innocent civilians. 131 min. INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS - R- Drama - True to his cinema lust style, director Quentin Tarantino brings us a WWII flick that’s all multigenre infused fantasy—but supposedly even enjoyable for the die-hard historian, despite creative-license inaccuracies. Brad Pitt plays Lt. Aldo Raine, leader of “The Basterds,” a guerilla group who revengefully scalp Nazi’s in an effort to strike fear into the hearts of the Third Reich. 149 min. JULIE & JULIA - PG13 - Comedy - Writer/director Nora Ephron intertwines the lives of famed TV chef Julia Child (Meryl Streep) and at-wits-end New York professional Julie Powell (Amy Adams), in a two-scoop adaptation of their respective bestselling memoirs. Things get tastily tricky when Powell, on the eve of her 30th birthday, embarks on a mission to tackle all 524 recipes in Child’s Mastering the Art of French Cooking. 123 min. PONYO - G - Animation - Think anime-styled Pinocchio meets The Little Mermaid, by Japanese writer/director Hayao Miyazaki. A little goldfish who longs to be a little girl sneaks away from her father (a pollution-battling wizard of the deep). When she finds the shore, she’s instantly smitten with a boy named Sosuke, and turns herself into the girl she’s always wanted to be—using a drop of the boy’s blood and some internal goldfish magic. 101 min. SHORTS - PG - Family - A rainbow colored rock hurdles from the heavens, hitting 11 year-old Toe Thompson (Jimmy Bennett) in the noggin and subsequently rocks his world. The Black Falls suburb he lives is obsessed with do-it-all device called the BLACK BOX, but Thompson’s magical rock does just as much, plus grants wishes. As might happen when a little boy has at his disposal a wish-granting implement, the town is overrun with gargantuan boogers and alligator armies— which isn’t quite so bad as when the adults catch wind and covet the rock for their own. 89 min. SORORITY ROW - R - Thriller - A remake of the 1983 thriller The House on Sorority Row, the story follows sorority sisters who cover up the death of one of their own, only to be stalked during graduation year (along with their boyfriends) by a serial killer who threatens to reveal the truth. 102 min. THE TIME TRAVELER’S WIFE - PG13 - Romance - Seemingly devised especially for geeky girls like me, the plot circles around a debonair Chicago librarian (Eric Bana) who is cursed/blessed with a gene causing spontaneous, involuntary time travel. Trouble aside, he remains hopelessly dedicated to and in love with his timeline-bound wife (Michelle Nolden) throughout all their longing battles through time and space. 108 min. TYLER PERRY’S I CAN DO BAD ALL BY MYSELF - PG13 - Comedy - Aunty April (Taraji P. Henson), a lounge singer, drinks heavily and lives off her married boyfriend, Raymond. Wanting little to do with her delinquent niece and two little nephews recently charged under her care, she starts to reassess her lifestyle when an intriguing young Mexican man moves into her basement. 113 min. UH WARRIOR FOOTBALL @ UNLV - Check out the University of Hawaii football games for $10 a pop. This Saturday, UH at UNLV--the second game in the Warrior's longest on-the-road stretch in 45 years. WHITEOUT - R - Thriller - The long Antarctic winter is rapidly closing in and U.S. Marshal Carrie Stetko (Kate Beckinsale) is running short on time to investigate a mysterious murder--the continent’s first. 96 min.
SHOWTIMES Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), The Informant - R - Th 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Sa-Su 2:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. M-F 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Jennifer’s Body - R - F 4:30, 7:00, 9:30; Sa-Su 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30; M-Th 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Sorority Row - R - F 4:15, 6:45, 9:15; Sa-Su 1:45; 4:15, 6:45, 9:15, M-Th 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself PG13 - F 4:30 7:00, 9:30; Sa-Su 2:00, 4:30 7:00, 9:30; M-Th 4:30 7:00, 9:30.
Ka’ahumanu 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), 9 - PG13 - F-Sa 11:50, 1:45, 3:40, 5:35, 7:30, 9:20. Su-Th 11:50, 1:45, 3:40, 5:35, 7:30. All About Steve - PG13 - F 11:10, 1:25, 3:40, 5:55, 8:10, 9:35. Sa 11:10, 1:25, 9:35. Su-Th 11:10, 1:25, 3:40, 5:55, 8:10. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - PG - FSa 12:00, 2:05, 4:10, 6:15, 8:20, 10:25. S-Th 12:00, 2:05, 4:10, 6:15, 8:20. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 3-D - PG - F-Sa 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:25. S-Th 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20. Love Happens - PG13 - F-Sa 11:50, 2:15, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30. S-Th 11:50, 2:15, 4:40, 7:05. Sorority Row - R - F-Sa 11:15, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 8:15, 10:30. Su-Th 11:15, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 8:15.
Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Extract - R - F-Sa 12:00, 7:45, 9:45. Su 12:00, 7:45. M-Th 7:45. The Informant - R - F-Sa 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:55. Su 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30. M-Th 1:00, 3:25, 5:50, 8:15. Inglourious Basterds - R - F-Th 2:15, 5:40. Love Happens - PG13 - F-Sa 12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. Su 12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15. M-Th 1:05, 3:30, 5:55, 8:20. Ponyo - G - F-Sa 11:55, 2:15, 4:35, 6:55, 9:15. Su 11:55, 2:15, 4:35, 6:55. M-Th 2:15, 4:35, 6:55.
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Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Final Destination 4 - 3D - R - F-Su 12:05, 2:20, 4:30, 6:55, 9:05. M-Th 2:20, 4:30, 6:55, 9:05. G Force - G - F-Su 12:35, 2:50, 5:00. M-Th 2:50, 5:00. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - PG13 - F-Th 1:45, 4:25, 7:10, 9:55. Gamer - R - F-Su 7:20, 9:35. The Hurt Locker - R - F-Th 6:50, 9:45. The Informant - R - F-Su 1:05, 1:35, 3:40, 4:10, 6:15, 6:45, 8:55, 9:20. M-Th 1:35, 3:40, 4:10, 6:15, 6:45, 8:55, 9:20. Inglourious Basterds - R - F-Th 2:30, 5:50, 9:10. Jennifer’s Body - R - F-Su 12:10, 2:35, 5:00, 7:25, 9:50. M-Th 2:35, 5:00, 7:25, 9:50. Julie & Julia - PG13 - F-Su 12:20, 3:10, 6:00, 8:50. M-Th 3:30, 6:00, 8:50. Shorts - PG - F-Th 1:30, 3:45. The Time Traveler’s Wife - PG13 - F-Su 12:55, 3:35, 6:05, 8:40. M-Th 3:35, 6:05, 8:40. Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself PG13 - F-Th 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 9:40. Whiteout - R - F-Su 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:55. M-Th 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:55.
Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - PG - FTh 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:15 Inglourious Basterds - R - F-Th 1:00, 4:15, 8:00 Whiteout - R - F-Th 2:45, 5:00, 7:15, 9:20. Compiled by Jenn Brown.
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THIS WEEK’S PICKS Dancer’s delight Thursday (Sept. 17), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, Kahului,
Weirdly, wahine Friday (Sept. 18), 7:30pm, Iao Theater, Wailuku. $18/$16/$15
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Oscar becomes Olive (Jenifer Rose) and Felix becomes Florence (Camille Romera) in this female version of The Odd Couple. Playwright Neil Simon revised the script himself in 1985—20 years after writing it for kane casting. There are a few other flips too: poker becomes Trivial Pursuit (the scene features Mana‘o radio’s Kathy Collins and, from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Beth Garrow) and the Coo-Coo Pigeon sisters are now the Costazuela brothers. Premiering Friday, Maui OnStage presents six shows over two weekends (Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm, Sunday matinee at 3pm). Dinner and a show makes for an easy date, and with the theater partnering with neighbors Café O’Lei to provide dinner packages for $40 (Fri. and Sat. only), they makes date planning even easier. Should you attend and feel the stirrings of the thespian within, you too can join in on the OnStage fun as they’re soon holding auditions for Annie (keiki 17 and younger on Sat., Sept. 19 from 1-5pm; adults on Sun., Sept. 20 from 6:30-9pm). 68 N. Market St. Wailuku. 808242-6969.
I took ballet lessons—once. The classroom’s creaky wooden floors accentuated my every flatfooted clunk, and at the tender age of six I accepted that I’d emerged from the womb incapable of mastering that dainty dance. I may know diddly about ballet, but I’ve heard of Mikhail Baryshnikov—a name that has become virtually synonymous with the word “dance” itself. The legendary Baryshnikov made his debut in 1967 with the Kirov Ballet, and at 61 years old is still a powerhouse, perfecting poetry in motion. He returns to Maui for a show titled Three Solos and a Duet, partnering with the much-esteemed Ana Laguna, winner of some of the most prestigious dance awards on the globe. Performing works choreographed by Mats Ek, Benjamin Millepied, and Alexei Ratmansky, the evening will undoubtedly be a masterful display of fluidity and precision, and I doubt I’ll be the only one who will leave feeling inspired, get home, shut the curtains tight and with dreams forgotten since I was a little girl, twirl. One Cameron Way, Kahului. 808-2427469.
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Glow punk Saturday (Sept. 19), 8pm, Oceans Beach Bar & Grill, Kihei, $25
Party for a cause Saturday (Sept. 19), 5-8:45pm, Mulligan’s on the Blue,Wailea, $12/$15
Any punk/ska fan worth their mosh pit grit knows of the Voodoo Glow Skulls. Formed in the late ’80s, had this Riverside, California band been a baby, it’d now be old enough to drink. That kind of longevity has made them an institution in the genre, garnering them fans two or three generations deep. In an interview with MTW, Frank Casillas (lead vocalist and managing band member) says, “[T]he fact that three of us are brothers helps a lot. We’re a family group, and that helps us persevere through a lot of drama that most bands don’t get past.” Casillas also helped put to bed the specifics of the band’s name origin, as I’d found some conflicting accounts. Casillas: “[A]ctually taken from a toy necklace you used to buy in novelty shops at Disneyland…a friend off ours had a ‘Voodoo Glow Skull’ hanging from his review mirror.” Fans of the band also know they’ve got some heavy Spanish influence, as evidenced in “El Cu Cui,” Casillas’ pick for most popular song. “I think that the energy of the song just grabs people and makes them want to dance crazy.” Wanna dance crazy too? Casillas closes with a shout out to fans ready to party, saying, “Come ready to let loose and have a good time.” 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 808-891-2414.
Marla Johnson is beloved by many. So beloved in fact, that when this too-cool chica is being consumed by medical expenses, people come out in force to show their support and aloha. Paula Fuga (need I say more?) headlines with Mike Love (his every-instrument super loop spectacle is truly something to behold), along with the versatility of Kanoa of Gomega, the virtuosity of Derick Sebastian, the feisty, cherub-faced Erin Smith, and the smooth sounds of Benoit Jazz Works. Mike O’Dwyer is hosting The Irish Dating Game, where you can bid for a date with a hottie and a helicopter ride (among other cool stuff). The silent auction is packed with things worth coveting (snorkel trips, fine jewelry, signed Iron Maiden and Mick Fleetwood memorabilia, spa services, hotel/golf packages and Maui Time Weekly ads), and there are few cooler thrills than a penned battle for the goods, and for a good cause. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808-874-1131.
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Think ink Saturday (Sept. 19), 7-11pm, Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill, Kahului, Free This cool Kahului joint will transform into an art gallery for ink enthusiasts, hosting the Tattoo Art Night Party. Every tattoo parlor on Maui is participating, including ANEW Tattoo, Afterlife Ink, Evolved Art, Paia Tattoo Parlor, Pacific Rootz, Spikes West Side Tattoo, Inc., Hot Rod Tattoo and 1325 Tattoo. DJ JM Kill provides the beats while gun-inhand artists do their thing live. Whoa. Live tattoos? Permanent derma decoration under the gaze of the partying public eye might just provide an atmosphere fun enough to ease nerves, but I doubt it’ll do much to ease the pain. What might, though, is free sorbet. That’s right, free dessert from Island Way Sorbet. Plus sushi is 15 percent off. If sushi and sorbet sound soft for an inked up crowd, Maui Harley Davidson has got gifts for attendees and the King of Beers is just two bucks. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 808-871-1414.
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Big Shows Ballet: Mikhail Baryshnikov & Ana Laguna - Thu, Sep 17. The show, titled “Three Solos and a Duet,” is sure to be enthralling—choreographed by today’s leading ballet innovators, Mats Ek, Benjamin Millepied and Alexi Ratmansky. See This Week’s Picks for more. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. Blue Scholars - Sat, Sep 19. See this week’s Music Scene for an interview with MC Geologic and more information on the show. 7 p.m. Oceans Beach Bar & Grill, 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-891-2414.
albums and selling out venues worldwide. With three Hawaii shows slated in September, their concert at Oceans will be their only Maui appearance. Brought to you by Local Punks Productions, Voodoo Glow Skulls teams up with openers (and the Big Island’s own) Old Habits Die Hard—this “double bill sure to knock out a few teeth!” See This Week’s Picks for more. 8 p.m. Oceans Beach Bar & Grill, 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-891-2414.
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Get This Joint A Jumpin’ - Sat, Sep 19. A benefit for Marla Johnson featuring superb entertainment by Paula Fuga with Mike Love, Kanoa of Gomega, Erin Smith, Derick Sebastian, and Benoit Jazz Works. See This Week’s Picks for more. 5 8:45 p.m. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, HI 96753. 808-871-1414.
Youth Auditions: Annie - Sat. Folks of all ages and levels of experience are encouraged to audition. Come prepared with one song verse and a chorus—preferably from a musical—of your choice as well as a short monologue, story or a joke. Have music? A pianist will be provided. Additionally, headshots (or just a photo) as well as a resume are recommended. 1 - 5 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-242-6969.
Voodoo Glow Skulls - Sat, Sep 19. An integral part of Cali’s ska/punk scene, the Voodoo Glow Skulls have been selling hundreds of thousands of
Adult Auditions: Annie - Sun. No need fo’ be one keiki to participate, there are a few great adult roles too! See the Youth Auditions for more infor-
mation. 6:30 - 9 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-242-6969.
Richard. 6 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului 96732. 808-242-7469.
Cirque Polynesia - Daily (except Tue). It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing highwire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mindboggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Keiki under 12 get in free with the purchase of one adult ticket through August 31st. 7 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, HI 96761. 808-667-4540.
Donna De Lory - Daily, Sep 25. First, a concert with Ty Burhoe & Cameron Stone (Sept 25th), then, a Live 5 Rhythms Sweat Your Prayers Dance (Sept 26th). Be sure to get your tickets early for this great performer who for years toured with Madonna. 7:30 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku, HI 96708. 808-575-9390.
The Odd Couple (Female Version) - Fri, Sat. & Sun. for two weekends only! See This Week’s Picks for More. Fri & Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun Matinee, 3 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-242-6969.
Tickets on Sale 8th Annual Richard Ho’opi’i Ki’eki’e Contest - Fri, Sep 25. The finest amateur falsetto performers will compete at this year’s event, the theme: “E maui ka ho’oilina kupuna,” or “continue the ancestral legacy.” The awesome Alaka’i Paleka emcees along with honored event namesake, Uncle
Mohala Mai 2009 - Sat, Sep 26. Meaning “To Blossom Forth,” all the beauty of emerging blooms will be evoked with the graceful poetry in motion of na Kumu Hula Napua Greig Makua and Kahulu MaluoHuber along with Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka, joined by Na Hoku Hanohano award winners Weldon Kekauoha, Aaron Sala, Les Ceballos, Ikaika Blackburn and Kamakoa Asing. 5:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. Kottonmouth Kings - Thu, Oct 8. Local Punks Productions (the cool dudes bringing you Voodoo Glow Skulls this week) hook it up again at Oceans Beach Bar & Grill with the Kottonmouth Kings. . Oceans Beach Bar & Grill, 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-359-1226.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes and other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011
CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852
Thursday 09/17
Friday 09/18
Saturday 09/19
Sunday 09/20
Monday 09/21 – Wednesday 09/23
House of S.I.N. w/ DJ Del Sol & DJ CIA; No Cover
House Boutique w/ DJ CIA; No Cover, 10pm
Erin Smith No Cover, 10pm
Truth Serum Sundays w/ DJ Astro Raph; No Cover
MON - Casa Del Sol; TUE - Brand Nu w/ DJ Decka; WED - DubStep Wednesdays w/ DJ Nature Boy
Hand Jive Jazz Trio No Cover
Indio y Los Elementos $10, 9pm
Opening Night: Liluushka Solo Art Exhibit
MON - Open Mic Night
Pac Vibe $8, 10pm - 1am
District E 10pm - 1am
WED - Ladies Night w/ DJ Stylz $10, 10pm - 1am
CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
CELLAR 744 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744
CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
Wavetrain w/ Mark Johnstone & Guests
Studio 142 w/ Daniel J & Ray Masters; $10, 10-Close
Komele $10, 10pm - Close
Orin & Junior No Cover
Dave Carroll No Cover
Dave Carroll No Cover
Erin Smith No Cover
MON - Peter; TUE - Live Jazz WED - Whaleshark, All No Cover
DJ Astro Raph 10pm
MGM 10pm
Kanekoa 9pm
Gina Martinelli Band 7 - 10pm
MON - SIN 9pm; TUE - Karaoke 9pm; WED - Rick Glencross
Half Way to St. Paddy’s Day Bash & Quiz Night
Pau Hana
Catfish Ringo
Ms. Beaver all Night
MON -Jordan; TUE - Erin Smith WED - Heels Deal
Bad Kitty 7:30 - 10:30 pm
Live Music
Free Karaoke 8 - 11pm
Pool Tournament
TUE - Pool League WED - Open Jam Night, free pool all day
DJ Music 9pm - 1:30am
Deja VU $10, 9pm - 1:30am
Mexican Night $10, 9pm - 1:30am
Man Candy Boy Glam Performers; $8
Ultra Fab w/ DJ Michael Fong; No Cover
Louise Lambert Singer’s Soiree & Piano Bar
WED - Club Bello w/ DJ David No Cover, 10pm - 2am
Free BBQ
Karaoke
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TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Ladies Night College Football Games
Rampage 10pm - 1:30am
Jamallad 10pm - 1:30am
Kuture Klash 808 10pm - 1:30am
Karaoke Night 9pm - 1:30am
MON - Karaoke Night TUE - DJ Nexus; WED -Pac Vibe
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MON - WED - Karaoke
COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908
DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
Blue Scholars presented by BAMP
Roots Foundation w/ DJ Boomshot
EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177
FERNANDO’S Queen Kaahumanu S.C. - 871-5999
GIAN DON’S 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041
GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199
Events THURSDAY, SEP 17 Picnic with Poki - Every 3rd Thursday of the month under the shade of the monkeypod tree on the historic church grounds, enjoy live entertainment, hosted by Poki of KPOA 93.5 FM. Bring your friends and ‘ohana, something to sit on, and of course (no picnic complete without it), your mea’ ai (lunchtime grindz). 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Kaahumanu Church, 103 S. High St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-244-5189. Maui Photo Festival & Workshops - This event will bring world-class pro photographers and masters of the digital darkroom to Maui this September at the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa on Kaanapali Beach. Events include hands-on demonstrations and extended classroom sessions, four evenings under the stars in their outdoor theater on Ka’anapali Beach, and “Golden-Hour” excursions! Complete details and online registration are available at www.MauiPhotoFestival.com. 8 a.m. - Sunset. Island-wide events & Hyatt Regency Maui. 808-283-8438.
TUE - Danyel Alana No Cover, 8 - 10pm
WED - Live Latin Jazz & Salsa 9pm - 1:30am
Rene Umberger about unregulated collection of fish from local reefs for export to hobby aquarists. 6 - 7:30 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea, HI 96793. 808-249-8977 ext. 1.
while enjoying cocktails and appetizers. Check out Reggae on the Water on Wednesday nights too, departing from the Ma’alaea Harbor. 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation, Lahaina Harbor, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-249-8811 ext. 1.
Makawao Community Association Meeting - The interim board of the MCA has requested community input regarding their draft association bylaws. This feedback has been received and the association will meet to review these comments and discuss revisions, with the public welcome to attend. 6 - 7:30 p.m. Makawao Elementary School, 3542 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-283-8822.
Qigong at the Wo Hing Temple - Led by Museum Docent, Busaba Yip Douglas, a Qigong practitioner, participants at this event will learn about the history, basic principles and key concepts of Qigong—an ancient Chinese art for self-healing combining movement and meditation. 6 - 8 p.m. Wo Hing Temple Museum, 858 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-661-3262.
Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI 96779. 808-579-8021.
“The Greatest Carbo Luau in the World” This event sells out annually. Menu features a salad bar with Kula greens, penne pasta, bow tie pasta, garlic bread, corn on the cobb, and a dessert of oatmeal cookies. No foget da Bud and Bud Light, plus lots of great entertainment. 6 p.m. Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI, 96761. 808-667-2525.
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Surfrider Foundation Meeting - The Maui Chapter will meet to discuss a variety of topics including “Get the Drift and Bag It” events scheduled for Sept. 19th at Honolua and Hookipa Beach Park. The meeting is free and open to the public and will be followed by a social hour and surf video. 6 - 7 p.m. Hawaiin Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, 726 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-298-8254.
Nia Blackbelt and Master Teacher - Teaching internationally, Carolyne Rideg, a Nia Blackbelt and Master Teacher comes to Maui, offerSargent’s Hosts Brad Parker - A ing classes in an artistic and innovaBig Island artist, Parker explores “low tive approach to fitness and healing brow art,” the theme: modern Tiki that blend Martial Arts, Dance Arts, Culture. To the live tunes of Kurt Lee, and Healing Arts in a variety of come discuss works and meet the artist o n m a u i t i m e . c o m dynamic movements. Classes offered who, in contemporary American style, Sept 15th, 16th and 18th. Call to regcaptures the “unique fantasy of ister. 5 - 7:30 a.m. Studio Maui, Haiku Polynesian paradise.”. 7 - 10 p.m. Sargent’s Fine Art, Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku, HI 802 Front St. #A, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-667-4030. 96708. 303-517-0391. Anam Thubten Meditation Intro - Practice Maui Photo Festival & Workshops -World-class mediation and seek spiritual transformation. The pubpro photographers and masters of the digital darkroom lic is invited to attend this introduction to the meditacome to Maui this September for a weekend of worktion retreat scheduled for Sat the 19th and Sun the shops. See Thursday’s Events for more. Complete 20th. 7 - 9 p.m. Buddha Rinzai Zen Mission, 120 details and online registration are available at Alawai Rd., Paia, HI 96779. 808-572-7845. www.MauiPhotoFestival.com. . 8 a.m. - Sunset. IslandStargazing Cruise - Embark on a cruise under wide events & Hyatt Regency Maui. 808-283-8438. the celestial canopy, narrated by award-winning Expo: Maui Marathon Race Weekend - The astronomer, Harriet Witt. Includes up to 3 alcoholic Westin plays host to this two day expo, brought to beverages for attendees 21 and over, plus appetizers you by the Valley Isle Road Runners. Open to the puband refreshments for all. Nothing says romance like lic. 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 non-profit supportive stargazing with your sweetKaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI, 96761. 808-667-2525. heart. 8 - 10 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation, Lahaina Harbor, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-249-8811 ext. 1. Reggae on the Water, Lahaina - A very spe-
Free Talk: Aquarium Collection in Hawai’i - Pacific Whale Foundation will host a free talk by
cial sunset cruise with live music by local star, Marty Dread. Support the Pacific Whale Foundation
“The Secrets to Increasing Sales” - Learn from top sales strategists like author Kirk Heiner, how you can make money, even in a slow economy. 12 - 1:30 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, 70 E Kaahumanu Ave. #B-9, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-873-8247. Friends of Gil Keith-Agaran Fundraiser - A birthday celebration in honor of Rep. Gil KeithAgaran. Enjoy ono chile and rice, entertainment, and of course, birthday cake. 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. Maui Waena Intermediate, 795 Onehee St., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-873-3070.
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Shore Casters for Christ Jackpot Tournament - Raising funds to build a food pantry
and soup kitchen here on Maui, the entry fee is $50 with prizes in categories including Biggest Ulua, Biggest Papio and Biggest Oio. Visit www.shorecasters4christ.com for more information or visit Maui Fishing Supply. Maui Fishing Supply, 1823 Wells St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-298-7557.
SATURDAY, SEP 19 Meditation Retreat with Anam Thubten Presented by the Dharmata Foundation, unburden your mind at this weekend-long meditation retreat guided by Anam Thubten. Participants can seek to return to a natural inner-dimension state of peace, joy and love. Thubten is the author of “No Self, No Problem,” and disciple of Lama Tsurlo. 10 a.m. 12:30 p.m. & 3 - 5 p.m. Buddha Rinzai Zen Mission, 120 Alawai Rd., Paia, HI 96779. 808-572-7854. Women’s Health Fair - The Maui County Committee on the Status of Women will present the 2009 Women’s Health Fair at the Center Court. 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-3369. ‘Aha Makua - Hawaii Conference - The ‘Aha O Na Mokupuni ‘O Maui, Moloka’i, Ame Lana’i (tri-isle association) of the United Church of Christ will hold a special meeting where pastors, lay delegates, and visitors from congregations from all three isles will attend. Presentations will be made by Kahu Kamaiki Anakalea of the Waihe’e Protestant church, Reverend Robb Kojima of the Wailuku Union Church, Warren Orikasa of the ‘Iao Congregational Church, Caroline Peters Belsom of the Waiola Church, Dorthy Lester, the Associate Conference Minister, as well as the youth of the Lana’i Union Church. 10:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. Keawalai Congregational Church, 5300 Makena Rd., Makena, HI 96753. 808-879-0598. Maui Marathon Race Weekend: 5K - The Mau Tacos 5K, in its 11th year, will begin and end at the Whalers Village. Hosted by the Valley Isle Road Runners. 8 a.m. Whalers Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali, HI 9761. 808-661-4567. Maui Photo Festival & Workshops - Events include hands-on demonstrations and extended classroom sessions during this weekend of workshops. See Thursday’s Events for more. Complete details and online registration are available at www.MauiPhotoFestival.com. 8 a.m. - Sunset. Islandwide events & Hyatt Regency Maui. 808-283-8438.
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1st Annual Keiki Fishing Tournament - This benefit for Maui United Way is a tag-and-release tourney presented by Maui Electric Company, Ltd. and Kaanapali Golf Resort. Prizes in the categories of ‘Biggest Fish’ and ‘Smallest Fish’ in three age divisions. 8:15 Check-in; 9 - 11 a.m. Tourney. Ka’anapali Golf Course Pond, 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-872-3216. “Get the Drift and Bag It” - Kealia Cleanup - See this week’s feature for more information on the International Coastal Cleanup. Though we specifically discuss the great event taking place in Lahaina town, there are a slew of events all around the island, state and globe—so it’s easy to find one close to home (and close to your heart)! In South Maui, the South Maui Sustainability, the Hawaii Wildlife Fund, the Maui Reef Fund, the Surfrider Foundation, and of course, the Community Work Day Program all partner to cleanup on both beach and street sides of Kealia Pond National Refuge on Hwy 310 between Kihei and Ma’alaea. 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. w/ Bob Flint; 6 - 9 p.m. w/ Jeff Johnson. Call for meeting details and more information. 808-268-2628. Expo: Maui Marathon Race Weekend - The Westin plays host to this two day expo, brought to you by the Valley Isle Road Runners. Open to the pub-
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lic. 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI, 96761. 808-667-2525.
Maui Fishing Supply. Maui Fishing Supply, 1823 Wells St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-298-7557.
Tattoo Art Night Party - See This Week’s Picks for more! 7 - 11 p.m. Wow-Wee Maui’s Kava Bar & Grill, 333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-871-1414.
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“Run Forrest, Run” - Open to adults of all ages and abilities, join in on the fun with the 9th Annual Front Street Mile, sponsored by Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Restaurant & Market. Divisions include: Sub-bantam, Bantam, Midget, Youth, Intermediate, Young Men/Women, Open Men/Women, Masters Men/Women, and Olympic Development with medals in all 10 categories. Get a T-shirt for participating and a certificate for completing. Brought to you by the Valley Isle Road Runners. 1:30 Check-in, 3:00 Race. Bubba Gump Shrimp Co., 889 Front St., Lahaina 96761. 808-280-5801. Racing Event - Start your engines! Gotta love da drags. For more info, visit their website at http://www.mrp.org. Maui Race Parkway, Mokulele Hwy., Puunene, HI 96784. Shore Casters for Christ Jackpot Tournament - Raising funds to build a food pantry and soup kitchen here on Maui, the entry fee is $50 with prizes in categories including Biggest Ulua, Biggest Papio and Biggest Oio. Visit www.shorecasters4christ.com for more information or visit
Meditation Retreat with Anam Thubten - A weekend long retreat. Return to a natural innerdimension state of peace, joy and love. Thubten is the author of “No Self, No Problem,” and disciple of Lama Tsurlo. 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. & 3 - 5 p.m. Buddha Rinzai Zen Mission, 120 Alawai Rd., Paia, HI 96779. 808-572-7854. 14th Annual Stand for Children Rally - A benefit for the Maui Family Support Services, with great information from groups dedicated to the welfare of Maui’s keiki as well as keiki-geared activities and entertainment. 10:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-0900. 39th Annual Maui Marathon / Half Marathon - This is the big dog event, thanks to the Valley Isle Road Runners. Beginning at Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, the Marathon boasts over 17 miles of oceanfront running (of its 26.2 mile course). Held concurrently is the Half Marathon, which starts and ends at the Whalers Village in Ka’anapali. 5:30 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes and other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 09/17
Friday 09/18
Saturday 09/19
Ladies Night w/ DJ Del Sol; $10 (guys), 9:30pm
DJ Slackin No Cover, 9:30pm - 1am
Rene Alonzo No Cover, 7pm - Close
Farzad & Mike Madden No Cover, 7pm - Close
The Upcountry Boys 8 - 11pm
JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
KIMOS 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
Sunday 09/20
Monday 09/21 – Wednesday 09/23
Farzad & Mike Madden No Cover, 7pm - Close
Angie Carr No Cover, 7pm - Close
MON - Tracy Style No Cover, 7pm - Close TUE thru WED - Rene Alonzo No Cover, 7pm - Close
Flash Back Fridays $8, 10pm - Close
The New Project 9pm - 12am
All Acccess Entertainment No Cover, 10pm - Close
DeAquino Bradahz
Sam Ahia
Free Karaoke w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi
Free Karaoke w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi
LOS PELONES
Salsa Night $7, 10pm
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900
LULU’S KIHEI 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
MON thru WED - Sam Ahia
Salsa w/ Neto No Cover, 8 - 11pm
A Bennett Solo / 808 Underground
Wild Rose Local Band Showcase $10, 9:30pm
LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
TUE - Service Industry Night (All Day / All Night)
Maui Laser Karaoke X-clusive Saturdays Nights w/ Joe; No Cover, 9pm-12am 10pm - Close
MON - Service Industry Night (all day long) TUE - Tourist Tuesdays; WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights
MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288
Catfish Ringo No Cover, 9:30pm
MAUI BREWING CO. Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474
DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am
DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am
Silky Ringo 9pm
DJ Heat
Zeke $5, 9pm
Rick Glencross
Gail Swanson
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8644
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
Get This Joint a Jumpin’ benefit for Marla Johnson
WED - Open Mic Night No Cover, 9:30pm - 12:30am
TUE - Zeke $5, 9pm WED - Dub Fires 9pm MON - Acoustico;TUE - Diana Arp WED - Makana CD Release Party
The Celtic Tigers / Kulture Klash 808
MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
Maui Photo Festival & Workshops - A weekend of workshops! See Thursday’s Events fore more. Complete details and online registration are available at www.MauiPhotoFestival.com. . 8 a.m. - Sunset. Island-wide events & Hyatt Regency Maui. 808-283-8438. Save Waikapu - The Waikapu Hui respectfully requests no developers or politicians, just concerned community members interested in talking story to share hopes, dreams and fears for Waikapu town. The meeting is free and feel free to bring snacks and drinks. 12 p.m. Waikapu Community Center, Wailuku, HI 96793. Economic Systems Reader’s Circle - Bring anything having to do with an economic system, i.e. a book, magazine or newspaper article or blog postings. This also could include the memoirs, biographies or autobiographies of economists. Novels that propose economic systems are great to read and talk about. The purpose of this circle is for participants to teach each other about economic systems. RSVP at http://tinyurl.com/esrckahului. 1:35 3:55 p.m. Borders Express, Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-573-3250.
MONDAY, SEP 21 Youth Peace Conference - Open to 15 representatives from each high school on Maui. 8:30 a.m. Registration; 9 p.m. Conference. Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI, 96761. 808-667-2525. Parte Arte: Spanish Immersion Art Class - Get messy, have fun and learn Spanish all at the same time in this mixed media art class. Students will learn basic Spanish words and phrases while utilizing art tools to explore colors and textures, creating their own masterpieces. Lead by teaching artist Nathalie NuÒez, weekly projects include printing, design and 3D artwork. 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-572-6560. Jewelry Making for Beginners - Learn fundamental metalsmithing techniques while creating jewelry using wire and sheet metal. Students will cut, pierce, solder, rivet and bezel set a stone, as well as learn how to patina and polish the finished work. This is a great class for beginning students and is full of
useful information for those wanting to refresh their jewelry making skills. Pre-registration is required. 6 9 p.m. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-572-6560. Challenging Teens? - Sponsored by the House of New Life and the State Department of Education. A 12-week course will be offered to provide guidance to parents—the program’s moto being, “Parents have the answers... when they have the tools they need.” The program is free, but the 180 page workbook does require a $25 charge (sounds worth it). Call for more information or to register. 6 - 9 p.m. 300 Hoohana St., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-344-7308.
TUESDAY, SEP 22 Haiku School Flatbread Fundraiser Benefiting the Haiku School PTA, Flatbread Co. will donate $3.50 from the sale of every large flatbread and $1.75 for every small flatbread sold (including takeouts!) on Tuesday, Sept. 22nd from 5 - 10 p.m. The PTA supports the school’s P.E. and Art classes, water in classrooms and much more! 5 - 10 p.m. Flatbread Co., 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, HI 96779. 808-579-8989.
WEDNESDAY, SEP 23 Reggae on the Water, Ma’alaea - A very special sunset cruise with live music by local star, Marty Dread. Support the Pacific Whale Foundation while enjoying cocktails and appetizers. Check out Reggae on the Water on Friday nights too, departing from the Lahaina Harbor. 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation, Ma’alaea Harbor, Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-249-8811 ext. 1. WOW! Wailea Wednesdays - Enjoy the smooth sounds of Benoit Jazzworks. 6:30 - 8 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, HI, 96753. 808-891-6770.
School Sports Thursday MIL Girls Volleyball - Upcountry - Thu. Regular season. St. Anthony at Seabury Hall. 6:30 p.m. Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao, HI 96768. Thursday MIL Girls Volleyball - West Side - Thu. Regular Season. Kamehameha Maui at Lahainaluna. 6:30 p.m. Lahainaluna High School,
980 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, HI 96761. Friday MIL Girls Volleyball - Central - Fri. Regular Season. King Kekaulike at Maui High. 6:30 p.m. Maui High School, 660 Lono Ave., Kahului,HI 96732. 808-873-3000. Friday MIL Girls Volleyball - Central - Fri. Regular Season. Hana High at Ka’ahumanu Hou. 6:30 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Hou Christian School, 777 Mokulele Hwy., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-244-4190. Friday MIL Girls Volleyball - Lana’i - Fri. Regular Season. Maui Preparatory Academy at Lana’i. 7 p.m. Lana’i High & Elementary School, 555 Fraser Ave., Lanai City, HI 96763. 808-565-7900. Friday MIL Girls Volleyball - Moloka’i - Fri. Regular Season. Kihei Charter at Moloka’i High. 7 p.m. Moloka’i High School, 2140 Farrington Ave., Hoolehua, HI 96729. 808-567-6950. MIL Friday Night Football - Fri. Regular Season. Baldwin vs. Lahainaluna. 7 p.m. War Memorial Stadium, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-270-7389. MIL Air Riflery - Sat. First meet. 9 a.m. Baldwin High School, 1650 Kaahumanu Ave., Wailuku, HI 96793. MIL Cross Country - Sat. Second meet. 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. w/ Bob Flint; 6 - 9 p.m. w/ Jeff Johnson. Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao, HI 96768. MIL Saturday Night Football - Sat. Regular Season. Kamehameha Maui at King Kekaulike. 7 p.m. King Kekaulike High School, 121 Kula Hwy., Pukalani, HI 96768. Saturday MIL Girls Volleyball - Central Sat. Regular Season. Hana High vs. St. Anthony. 6:30 p.m. Wailuku Gym, Market & Wells St., Wailuku, HI 96793. Saturday MIL Girls Volleyball - Central Sat. Regular Season. Lahainaluna at Baldwin. 6:30 p.m. Baldwin High School, 1650 Kaahumanu Ave., Wailuku, HI 96793. Saturday MIL Girls Volleyball - Lana’i - Sat. Regular Season. Maui Preparatory Academy at Lana’i. 7 p.m. Lana’i High & Elementary School, 555 Fraser Ave., Lanai City, HI 96763. 808-565-7900. Saturday MIL Girls Volleyball - Moloka’i Sat. Regular Season. Kihei Charter at Moloka’i. 12
p.m. Moloka’i High School, 2140 Farrington Ave., Hoolehua, HI 96729. 808-567-6950.
Community Sign Up Now: Boys & Girls Club of Maui Benefit Golf Tourney - Daily. Sign up now for this annual golf tourney, a benefit for the Boys and Girls Club of Maui. To be held on Oct. 17th, shotgun start at 7:30 a.m. for this four-player team, scramble format event. For registration or more information, call or visit www.bgcmaui.org. Register Now!. Maui Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, Makena, HI, 96753. 808-242-4363. Submit Your Feedback: Makawao Community Association - Daily. The Makawao Community Association (MCA) has published their draft association bylaws online at www.MakawaoCommunity.org, with copies of the proposed bylaws also available at the Makawao Library, and would like to invite the public to review and provide written feedback. An MCA interim board meeting open to the public will be held at the Makawao Elementary School Cafeteria on Thursday, Sept 17th from 6 - 7:30 p.m. to review and discuss the public’s submission. Want to participate? Send your feedback via email to feedback@MakawaoCommunity.org or by post at the address below. Questions? Please call 808-2838822. Feedback Due September 17th. P.O. Box 733, Makawao, HI 96768. 808-283-8822. Building Supplies Drive - Mon-Sat. Donate the old. Find supreme deals on building supplies. Help a needy family build a decent home. 9 a.m. 4 p.m. Habitat for Humanity ReStore, 399 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-986-8050. Do Good Demolition - Mon-Sat. Habitat for Humanity Maui is preparing for its Annual Build-athon (BAT) on 10/24 for two home renovations. The fun part? Volunteers are needed to help demolish the existing homes. Have the energy to come out swinging? This is your chance to rip off roofs, tear down walls, pull out cabinets, sort through metal and haul debris to dumpsters—all for the benefit of the community. Cool. Sign me up! Call Habitat for Humanity to choose your day/time/location. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Paukukalo. Call for details. 808-893-0334. Deadline to Enter: Maui Youth Ukulele
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Players Contest - Daily. “Tune up your ukes and strum on down,” calls Ka’anapali’s Hula Grill, again hosting this annual contest in its 13th year. Not only will contest entrants compete for great prizes (though everyone goes home with something), but the braggin’ rights are the sweetest part of the deal. Advanced registration is required, due by Sept. 19th. Looking to sign up or find more information? Call or visit Bounty Music (808-871-1141), Mele Ukulele (808-244-3938) or the Hula Grill (808-667-6636) for entry forms/info. The cost to enter is just $15 and includes breakfast, lunch, a T-shirt and an ukulele workshop following registration prior to the competition. Hula Grill, Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Bldg P, Lahaina 96761. 808-667-6636. Wo Hing After Dark - Fri. A chance to check out some rare Chinese artifacts and other facets of the olden days after the sun goes down. Films on this topic will also screen. Happens every Friday. 1 - 8 p.m. Wo Hing Temple Museum, 858 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 661-3262. Habitat for Humanity - Sat. Spend a few hours helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m. Call for details. 808-893-0334. Boo Boo Zoo Volunteer Orientation - Mon. The East Maui Animal Refuge rescues and rehabilitates goats, sheep, pigs, deer and the like. This no-
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Mondo Kane TUESDAYS
Tom Conway WEDNESDAYS
Guest Artist THURSDAYS
Steve Sargenti FRIDAYS
Backyard Jams Where people & food of good taste come together! Azeka II - 874-3779 26
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kill shelter invites the public to come help care for these adorable little guys. It’s probably one of the most rewarding things one can do. 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. East Maui Animal Refuge “Boo Boo Zoo”, 25 Malu Aina Pl., Haiku, HI 96708. 808-572-7964.
Keiki Love Your Teacher? Enter this contest for a chance to make them a Parade Grand Marshal! - Daily. Think your teacher is really great? You have until Sept 18th to submit an entry (one per student) nominating your teacher to be a Maui County Fair Parade Grand Marshal! Write a letter or draw a picture explaining why you think your teacher deserves the honor and submit it by Sept 18th. If you win (there will be four selected in categories K-2, 3-5, 6-8 and 912), not only will your teacher get some well-deserved recognition, YOU get a rockin’ prize package too. Way cooler than an apple, huh?. Hurry! The deadline is September 18th. Submit entries to: Maui County Fair Attn: Parade Grand Marshal Contest, P.O. Box 95, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-280-6889. After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. Hui Malama Learning Center, 375 Mahalani St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-244-5911.
Got No Troubles, Life is the Bubbles - Wed. The Little Mermaid’s “Sebastian” was my preschool sage, and lucky keiki can observe and handle the real deal with the Pacific Whale Foundation, during their SeaWee’s class sessions on Wednesdays from Sept 16th through Oct 7th—the theme: “Cool & Crazy Crustaceans.” All five weeks are just $50 (advance registration required). The SEAfari Field Adventure will cap off the sessions with a Crab Fish Catch-and-Release Derby at Ma’a’laea Harbor, with take home treats for everyone (if you just wanna participate in the Derby, you can do so for $10)! Member discounts available. Advance registration required. Call for details.. Pacific Whale Foundation, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea, HI 96793. 808-249-8811 ext. 1 to register. Animal Stories for Preschoolers - Thu. Enjoyable animal stories for keiki 0-5 yrs. (and their caregiver) with hands-on activities/crafts! 1:30 - 2 p.m. Maui Humane Society, 1350 Meha Meha Loop, Puunene, HI 96784. 808-877-3680. Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sports-specific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45 - 6 p.m. St. Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, 2140 Main St., Wailuku, HI 96753. 808-244-4656.
The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes and other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414
PINEAPPLE GRILLE 200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600
Thursday 09/17
Friday 09/18
Saturday 09/19
The Grouch & Eligh w/ Aceyalone
All Access Entourage Friday 10pm
Voodoo Glow Skulls 10pm
Scotty Rotten No Cover, 7 - 10pm
Damien Awai No Cover, 7 - 10pm
Jazz on the Green w/ Brian Cuomo; No Cover
Free Beer Tomorrow No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Unifires No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Damien Awai of An Den No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Sunday 09/20
Monday 09/21 – Wednesday 09/23 WED - Wet Wednesdays w/ DJ Blast / Ladie’s Night
RB STEAKHOUSE Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889
RUSTY HARPOON 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123
SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004
MON - Ryan Palma WED - Dan & Anne Just Us
SANTA FE CANTINA 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm
DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm
Yoahmama No Cover, 9pm - 12am
Crunch Pups No Cover, 9pm - 12am
Halemanu $3, 9pm - 1am
Pearl Rose No Cover, 8 - 11pm
Karaoke
Karaoke
Undone w/ Q Ross No Cover, 9pm - 2am
Special Guest: DJ Marques Wyatt; $20
Karaoke
Karaoke
Kama’aina Night
MON - Ladies Night w/ DJ Rozak
Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm
MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - ADD Twins; All No Cover, 10pm
Karaoke
MON - WED - Karaoke
STELLA BLUE’S 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052
Karaoke
TIMBA 505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873
WATERCRESS
Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350
Live Music No Cover, 8pm - 1am
333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414
Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 96761. 808-665-1114. Toddler Storytime - Thu. Brush up on the latest in children’s books with your little one. 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-573-8785. Preschool Storytime - Fri. Enjoy a story with your keiki, weekly. 10:30 - 11 a.m. Kahului Public Library, 90 School St., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-873-3097. Toddler Storytime - Fri. Stories read aloud for keiki and their caregivers. 10:30 - 11 a.m. Kihei Public Library, 35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-875-6833. Storytime Under the Tree - Sat. Each week, keiki can sit down and hear one of their favorite stories under a tree. They may even get a visit from one of their favorite characters. 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. Barnes & Noble, 325 Keawe #101, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-662-1300. West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s biggest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes & Noble, 325 Keawe #101, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-662-1300. Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh card session at Maui Toy Works!. 3 - 5 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-4766.
Karaoke
MON -Karaoke; TUE - Pac Vibe; WED - Karaoke
Tattoo Art Night w/ DJ JM Kill; No Cover
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Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center, 375 Mahalani St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-289-5050.
WED - Freshly Squeezed at Timba No Cover, 9pm - 12am
MauiToy Works. 4 - 5 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-5304. Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds age 8-12. Taught by magician Neil Bruce. Free. 2:30 p.m. - 4 p.m. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-573-5313.
Lecture/ Workshops “Positive Parenting: Hands On!” - Thu. A class for Parents of with keiki 1-9 years old. 6 - 7:30 p.m. Kaiser Permanente Maui Lani Clinic, 55 Maui Lani Pkwy., Wailuku, HI 96793. “Life Goes on After Traumatic Brain Injury” - Fri. A free workshop. Call for more information. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku, 96793. 1-866-447-9023. “Violence in the Workplace Promoting a Safe Work Environment” - Fri. Sarah Wang, Esq. of Marr Jones & Wang will lecture in a presentation by the Society for Human Resources Management Maui. Topics include: best practices in promoting a safe environment, what to do if there is an altercation, what to do to prevent further incidents, confidentiality, and documentation. 2 - 4:30 p.m. Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-984-3500.
work from landscapes, models, as well as create self portraiture to explore representational, abstract and conceptual sensibilities, under the instruction of Julie Matheis. 6 - 9 p.m. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-572-6560. Mindful Meditation - Tue. Lead by Phyllis Robinson, learn breath awareness and body-scan techniques based on the teachings of renowned meditation expert Jon Zabat-Zinn. Call Kaunoa Senior Services to register. 6:30 - 8 p.m. Kaiser Permanente Maui Lani Clinic, 55 Maui Lani Pkwy., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-270-7308. Book Study: “Heal Your Life and Achieve Your Dreams” - Daily. During this 10 week course beginning September 15th, learn to love yourself and make positive changes through affirmations, visualizations and other techniques with Rhonda, a Certified Louise Hay Teacher. Call or go online (www.soulspacemaui.com) for registration and details. 6 - 8 p.m. Soul Space Maui Renewal Center, 2047 Palua St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-276-8079.
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Swimming Lessons - Sun. Valley Isle Aquatics is offering keiki swimming lessons in conjunction with the County of Maui, Community Classes. Folks can call or go to www.valleyisleaquatics.com for further information. 12:15 - 4:15 p.m. Kihei Aquatics Center, 303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-572-4665.
Release Negative Emotions and Return to Love - Fri. Beginning with a social gathering at Cafe Des Amis (optional) at 6:15 p.m., a Friday night lecture series—beginning at 7:30 p.m., upstairs—will be presented by The Sacred Healing Collective. This week: “Clearing the Air: The Withhold Process,” with Adrianna Grace, C.T.E. in-training with Source School of Tantra Yoga, and C.H. 6:15 p.m., Social Gathering; 7:30 p.m., Lecture. Cafe Des Amis, 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI 96779. 808-870-8168.
Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yos are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! A free workshop by
Teen Art Class: Still Life - Sat. During this one day class, using a range of media—charcoal and pastel on paper, brush and ink, as well as graphite—students will
Reiki Natural Healing Class For All Ages - Daily. This will be the last Reiki group class of the year with Master Shalandra Abbey. Call or go online (www.ReikiHawaii.com) for reservations. 12:30 - 6:30 p.m. Call for details. 808-280-7704.
Self Esteem Workshop - Sun. Explore sub-personality with auto suggestion techniques, including Ernie Larsen’s creative journaling. 4 - 6 p.m. Call for details. 808-573-5313. Teens: Intro to Throwing on the Potter’s Wheel - Mon. Create bowls, plates, vases and more while learning the basic skills of vessel making on the wheel. Jeff Johnson instructs this 8week course focused on centering, throwing, trimming and glazing. All tools are provided. 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-572-6560. Throwing on the Potter’s Wheel - Tue. Create your own stunning sculpture with no prior clay experience required. In this 8-week course (two time slots to choose from), learn the funda-
mentals of wheel throwing including preparation of clay, centering, how to throw vertical & flat forms, as well as trimming. 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. w/ Bob Flint; 6 - 9 p.m. w/ Jeff Johnson. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-572-6560. Intro to Black & White Photography - Wed. In this four-week course, learn the operational features of the 35 mm camera including an orientation to the only public dark room on Maui. 6 - 9 p.m. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-572-6560. Introduction to Hawaiian Plant Medicine - Wed. This level-one series runs from Sept. 23rd through Oct. 28th and are comprised of a one-hour lecture followed by a one-hour discussion. Sept. 23rd, Hawaiian Natural History; Sept. 30th, Hawaiian Cultural History; Oct. 7th, Introduction to Hawaiian Medicine; Oct. 14th, Introduction to Chinese Medicine; Oct. 21st, Plant Anatomy and Botanical Nomenclature; Oct. 28th, Plant Families. 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Eve Hogan’s Sacred Garden, Makawao, HI 96768. 808-937-4218.
Environment Botanical Gardening - Wed. Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting with the “Weed & Pot Club.”. 8:30 10:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Garden, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-249-2798. Daily Onsite Coral Reef Naturalist Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish you’ve seen while snorkeling and how to protect Maui’s reefs at the Pacific Whale Foundation’s free Coral Reef Information Station. 8 a.m. - 12 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea, Between the Renaissance Wailea Resort and the Wailea Marriott Resort Hotel. 808-249-8811. East End Nature Hike - Daily. A kanaka tour guide will lead hikers through the Kipahulu area of Haleakala Park, including a bamboo forest, Waimoku Falls and Kapahu Living Farm, which features lo’i kalo. An excellent way to learn about the area’s history, nature and culture. Organized by the Kipahulu ‘Ohana. 12:30 - 4 p.m. Kipahulu, Hana side reached via Route 36 to 360 to 31. 808-248-8558.
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Farm Sanctuary Tours - Every Wed & Sat. Explore Leilani Farm Sanctuary’s eight acres of tropical land and meet rescued animal friends, like the farm’s first resident and namesake Leilani the donkey. This all-volunteer, non-profit organization boasts goats, hundreds of trees, a botanical garden for bunnies, and roaming fowl. Wed, 4 p.m.; Sat, 10 a.m. Leilani Farm Sanctuary, 270 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, HI 96708. 808-298-8544. Green Drinks - Thu. Rub elbows, talk story and relax with like minded green business people and eco-entrepreneurs. No membership is required to join this group and discuss current projects and meet Maui people who are making a difference. 6:30 p.m. Flatbread Co., 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, HI 96779. 808-579-8989. Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project Fri. Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a visitor to participate) gives you a chance to help save unique dune ecosystems in Waihee. Help weed out invasive plants and get a free tote bag for your efforts! Please call in advance to sign up. 7:15 a.m. - 12 p.m. Maui Coastal Land Trust, 2371 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-294-8811. Kama’ike - Explore the Na Wai ‘Eha of Maui - Sat. Kumu hula Luana Kawa’a leads a weekly expedition of the Na Wai ‘Eha—”the four waters of Maui.” Feel the mana of the Kealaka’ihonua heiau, picnic in Iao (catered by Dani’s), and learn Hawaiian language and mythology. Call for reservations. 8:50 a.m. - 12 p.m. Maui Tropical Plantation, 1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-205-0868. Malama Honokowai - Valley Restoration Sat. Visit remote Honokowai and Launiupoko Valley, to help save archeological sites of old Hawaii, as part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a visitor to participate). Pull invasive plants and possibly plant native species. Please call ahead for reservations. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. North Sugar Cane Train Station, Puukolii Rd., Kaanapali, HI 96761. 808-294-8811. Olowalu Volunteer Work Day - Sat. Help restore and preserve the Olowalu Cultural Reserve by removing non-native plant species. Bring along gloves and field work tools, and remember to pick up or pack a lunch. Please meet at the Wailuku end of the Olowalu Store and bring along a lunch,
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gloves, and other field work tools. Meets at the Wailuku side of the General Store. 7 - 11 a.m. Olowalu General Store, 820 Olowalu Village Rd., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-214-8778. Haleakala National Park Restoration - Sun. Remove invasive plant species from this spectacular wilderness area and gain free entry to the NP! Part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a visitor to participate). Please call ahead for reservations. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ocean Store, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea, HI 96793. Save the Forest from the Trees - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd.; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center, 91 Pukalani St. Hosmer’s Grove, Haleakala National Park. 808-856-8341. Hoaloah’aina, South Maui - Mon. Put on your sunscreen and closed shoes and help maintain South Maui Coastal Heritage Trail. Volunteer with Hoaloha ‘Aina, a grassroots organization committed to protecting Maui’s shoreline—a great area for bird watching! Part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program. Call ahead, then meet at the north end of the Kihei Boat Ramp. . 7:30 - 9:30 a.m. Kihei Boat Ramp, 1280 S Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-249-8811. Invasive Species Education Event - Tue. Free community training workshops are slated for the Hawaii Early Detection Network, which monitors for invasive species. Participants will learn to identify pests like Banana Bunchy Top, little fire ant, invasive marine algae, and others. 5 - 7 p.m. Hana Community Center, 5091 Uakea St., Hana 96713. 808-984-3717. Kanaha Beach Project - Tue. Join group leader Val Magee in helping restore the natural landscape as part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a visitor to participate). Meet at the Volunteer Trailer across from the Canoe Hale at Kanaha Beach Park. 8:00 - 10:00 a.m. Kanaha Beach Park, Amala Pl., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-249-8811. Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 96761. 808-870-0052.
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You’re like a teenage mom. Here’s an unexpected baby, demanding time, attention, and nurture, and you’re terribly unprepared to take care of her properly. Just like that teen mom, however, you have more choices than you probably think you do. You could rise to the challenge, and learn to care for her and help her realize her potential. Naturally, handing her over to someone who’s better equipped and eager to do exactly that is also an option, provided you’re not already too attached. I can’t make that choice for you, but I can say this: just like a baby, this creation will have its own trials and rewards; it may also keep you from any other plans and dreams you had for quite some time.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
As the weather turns colder, why don’t you think about installing an air conditioner? You can keep your apartment just as cool as the outdoors without ever opening a window! The reason I suggest such a nonsensical idea is that it’s in the same vein as the one you’re thinking about, which is redundant, unnecessary, wasteful, and, to be frank, kind of stupid. I will grant you that in the realm of interpersonal relationships, things aren’t as clear, so your plan doesn’t seem as bad as all that. It is, though. Consult a friend, or a professional.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
When I watch Project Runway, I chuckle at how seriously these people take the world of fashion. I enjoy the creativity of the designers, but I also believe that in less lush circumstances than our culture currently enjoys fashion would be one of the first things that would cease to matter—as it is, it only really matters to a select few. In some ways, some of your priorities belong to a world just as insular and out of touch with reality as those designers. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, but it might be helpful to keep that in mind when you deal with people who aren’t a part of that world, as they’re just not likely to understand it.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Passion is ephemeral. It’s easy, and good, to get swept up in it, but some part of your mind should remember that by its very nature, it comes and goes, and doesn’t necessarily last very long. Construct too much on a foundation of infatuation and all you’ll get is a spectacular implosion when the whole thing crumbles. Instead, your foundation should focus on building things that are more lasting, like trust, security, respect, and affection. Then you will have a comfy home for passion to return to frequently, and to live in while it’s away.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
I counseled your astrological neighbors not to count too much on passion, which is ephemeral. However, I have almost the opposite advice for you: don’t exclude it. Since you focus so much on things that last, that you can count on, passion isn’t much on your radar—and thus can sometimes be completely absent from situations you create in your life. Luckily, you’ve done the hard part—built a solid place for it to live when it passes through town. Now all you need do is make sure it knows it’s invited, and keep the doors unlocked in case it chooses to come in.
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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
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Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Your fear or reluctance to engage in confrontation is downright cruel. I’m sorry to break it you like that, because I know that you’re mostly coming from a kind place; you don’t like to see people get hurt, especially by you. But you should know that dragging your feet on this one will only make things worse, since it involves censoring yourself and in some cases telling awful lies (lies of omission are just as bad, and sometimes worse, in case you’re deluding yourself). Suck it up, Pisces. The kindest thing to do is have it out before everyone sinks deeper into a quagmire of your avoidance and deception. Sometimes you can’t keep from hurting someone, at that point making choices to minimize the pain for them (and not yourself) is the kindest thing you can do.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
When it comes to getting things done, you’re pretty much a creature of extremes; it’s now or never. Either you’ll tackle something without hesitation, or you’ll be a master procrastinator. I’ve learned with the Rams in my life that if it doesn’t get done right away, it’s likely never going to get done (at least by them). I don’t have much of a problem with that—my issue is with your insistence that you will. That’s what causes the problems. Some self-knowledge is required here. You should know yourself well enough by now to know what you’re going to do and what you probably will never get around to. Own it, and don’t delude yourself or others.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Stop being so judgmental. It’s embarrassing. Your judgments show a lack of judgment and experience. You aren’t really in a position to judge anyone, and even though you’ve become much more tolerant as you’ve gotten older and wiser, you still have a ways to go. This week is a great time to work on it. The next time you’re ready to condemn someone for something they’ve said or done, or worse, something they are, think twice. We need a little more acceptance in this world. Let it begin with you. You don’t have to like any of it, or even let it too far into your life. But quit condemning it.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
You can be cruel. I’ve seen you brutally dissect your past lovers’ emotions with cold casual precision, like sectioning an orange. You can also be devastatingly sensitive. I’ve seen you weep over the slightest of slights. I guess it depends on which Twin is active when something happens. Your duality is both strength and weakness, but you can make it become more of a strength by manifesting the appropriate qualities (already present somewhere within you) at the right time. To date you haven’t always shown much control in this regard. This is a good week to change that up.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Imagine your bones were so brittle that they could shatter when someone gave you a firm handshake, or you tripped over the curb. Think about how that’d inhibit you and what you would get up to. In a way, that’s how you’ve been acting—as if your heart and emotions were just that fragile and frail. You’ve been shying away from anything that’s the least bit risky—essentially confining yourself to a padded room where all the sharp edges have been rounded and all hazards removed. That’s no way to live long-term. Your heart’s less delicate and flimsy than you’ve made it out to be. It’s time to start toughening it back up for the rough-and-tumble—and rewarding—life you deserve.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Forget about flight, invisibility, or preternatural strength. If you got to choose your own superpower, consider something more subtle, such as the ability to generate your own soundtrack or create your own lighting. Think of the rousing, emotion-stirring speeches you could deliver, backed by your personal invisible orchestra, and just how amazing you’d look, always lit by candlelight, even under the harsh fluorescents of your local grocery store. Subtlety is the name of the game here. The big bold moves should be yours; your accessories, companions, and superpowers should complement them, not overshadow them.
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MAUI ONSTAGE PRESENTS "THE ODD COUPLE"
Sept. 18,19 & 20 and Sept. 25, 26 & 27 at the historic Iao Theatre in Wailuku. Call 242-6969 or visit www.mauionstage.com for tickets and showtimes.
PEGGY SUE'S 14th ANNUAL CLASSIC CAR SHOW
Sunday, September 27th from 1:00 - 5:00 p.m. FunGames-Prizes and ELVIS LIVE! A benefit for Maui Big Brothers Big Sisters programs. Join the Maui Classic Cruisers at 1279 South Kihei Road, Azeka II
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