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VOLUME 13 ✚ ISSUE 20
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Coconut Wireless arranges an afterlife rendezvous with some religious lawyers (spoiler alert: it’s not in heaven). Dr. Lorrin Pang explains what the hell’s going on with the swine flu vaccine. Rob Report dives beneath the surface of a commercial “tuna farm.� Bloggers are on the toilet paper beat in News of the Weird. Plugs & Slugs hopes it isn’t curtains for the Honolulu Symphony. Last week’s cover unshockingly sparks a ton of Reader Feedback. Eh Brah! nitpicks a lice head.
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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION You’ve written a collection of pithy-yet-incisive essays about your family. What’s it titled? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com ‘There’s a Preschool in My Yard!’ Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com ‘(I Didn’t Mean to) Paint the Driveway Purple’ Proofreader: Dina Wilson Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower ‘Incest is Best’
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12 FEATURE STORY Anu Yagi weaves a touching, painful personal story with a David Sedaris interview, and we imagine he’d be proud.
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20 DA KINE CALENDAR We harvest the cream of the entertainment crop, including First Friday festivities in Wailuku Town, a native plant bonanza and a BBQ cook-off.
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Halloween, Health Care & Hellfire HYPER LOCAL There are a lot of numbers associated with Maui Land & Pineapple’s decision, announced this week, to cease pineapple operations: 97, the number of years the company produced pineapple on Maui; 285, the number of people who will lose their jobs; $115 million, the amount ML&P’s agricultural arm has lost since 2002, according to a statement by interim CEO Warren Haruki. But numbers don’t tell the story. We’re witnessing the last remnants of the plantation era being swept away (on Kauai, Gay & Robinson formally shut down sugar cane operations, leaving HC&S standing alone), while the industry that ultimately took its place is also in a freefall. This is a significant moment, a turning point. Trouble is, no one knows what’s around the bend…. Last week I promised there’d be more twists in the Sol Kaho‘ohalahala residency dispute. I’m a man of my word: On October 30, the County Clerk approved Kaho‘ohalahala’s Lanai voter registration, a blow to those claiming the Councilman doesn’t live on the island, but instead resides in Lahaina. (Kaho‘ohalahala produced evidence—travel and bank records, an application to pay utilities, testimonials—that he wasn’t able to present in his unsuccessful appeal to the Supreme Court.) In an October 31 Maui News story, attorney Ben Lowenthal, who represents Kaho‘ohalahala, drew an analogy between his client’s most tenacious critics and people who continue to question the legitimacy of Obama’s Hawaii birth certificate. Coincidentally, I compared the “birthers” to unflushable turds in this space last week. I asked Lowenthal if he was really equating the two groups (I didn’t mention the turd thing). His reply was hard to argue with: Some people refuse to change their minds, “even in the face of evidence.”… It’s official: Halloween in Lahaina is going out with a whimper and not a bang. Hints of civil disobedience didn’t materialize, and with the crowds much thinner than usual, the most drastic sentiments expressed were boredom
and disappointment. That’s what the Cultural Resources Commission wanted from the beginning, but it’s giving them way too much credit to say they single-handedly killed the
Institute (PJI) titled “Obama Signs Hate Crimes Bill Into Law.” PJI, for those new to the party, is an organization that offers legal defense to (often) intolerant religious people,
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LOCAL Hawaii residents: you can stop paying attention to the national health care debate now. OK, that’s probably physically impossible unless you’re looking at real estate in or around the underside of a rock. But, if Senators Inouye and Akaka have their way (and all indications are they will), whatever compromise-ridden piece of omnibus legislation our fine lawmakers in Washington spit out, it will have zero direct impact on the Aloha State. See, back in 1974, the Hawaii Prepaid Health Care Act mandated that employers provide insurance to workers who log more than 20 hours a week, which puts us far ahead of the national pack, even 35 years later. Whether that’s good, bad or some weird combination of the two is hard to say….
NOT LOCAL Hey, why don’t we reach into the alwaysoverflowing intolerance grab bag and see what turns up? Oh look at this: a press release from our old friends at the Pacific Justice
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and claims to promote religious tolerance in the process. (Logic is not their strong suit. They’re more the fire and/or brimstone types.) To quote directly from the release: The bill “will now provide heightened penalties and greater federal involvement in crimes against homosexuals and transgender persons.” Hmm. Obviously PJI isn’t sending me this to say they think it’s a good thing, but are they really going to say it’s a bad thing? Couldn’t they stay on the sidelines, and agree that even if gay people are bound for the lake of eternal fire, perhaps it’s a good thing to discourage people from committing crimes against them while they’re sinning here on Earth? The answer, as you’ve surely divined, is no. More from the release: “Brad Dacus, president of Pacific Justice Institute, testified before Congress against the hate crimes bill in 2007. Dacus commented, ‘It is fundamentally unjust for the government to treat some crime victims more favorably than others, just because they are homosexual or transsexual. This bill is an unnecessary federal intrusion into state law enforcement authority, and it is an unwise step toward silencing religious and moral viewpoints.’” I had to read that twice, because at first it almost sounded like Dacus was saying that trying to prevent people from beating up and killing gay people would be the equivalent of “silencing religious and moral viewpoints.” Oh, but then I read it again and I realized—holy Beelzebub, that’s exactly what he’s saying. Good work, PJI. You keep fighting for the right of True Believers to harass, belittle and—hey why not—use violence against people they fear. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be over here using our brains and stuff. Don’t mind us, we’re going to hell anyway. We’ll meet you there. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/coconut16
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Swine Flu: WTF is Going On? Questions are swirling around the H1N1 vaccine. We turn to Maui’s Department of Health officer for answers
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ake an enigmatic, pandemic disease, add overwhelmed doctors, wary patients, rampant misinformation and a limited supply of vaccine and you’ve got a recipe for confusion, fear and, ultimately, panic. As H1N1 (still better known as swine flu despite a concerted name-change campaign) makes its predicted autumn comeback, we’ve vaulted past confusion and seem to be teetering somewhere between fear and full-blown panic. The effort to vaccinate as many people as possible— especially those in identified high-risk groups—has kicked into gear, but questions persist about the safety of the vaccine and possible side effects. Meanwhile, local health care providers are wrestling with limited supplies and spotty communication from federal agencies. First, to the question of safety. On its Web site, the national Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) says the H1N1 vaccine is “expected to have similar safety profiles as seasonal flu vaccines, which have very good safety track records.” Dr. Lorrin Pang, Maui’s district officer from the state Department of Health, says that explanation “doesn’t quite hack it.” Simply because two vaccines are made under the same conditions doesn’t make them identical, says Pang. As an example, he compares two hypothetical batches of brownies, one made with chocolate and the other made with dirt. In both cases you’d cook the brownies to eliminate contaminants from raw eggs, but the result would still be two very different desserts. “In the end,” he says, “dirt is dirt and chocolate is chocolate. When you change the target protein, that requires safety testing.”
a swine flu outbreak led to a large-scale vaccination campaign, cases of GuillainBarre Syndrome (GBS), a paralysis-inducing nerve disorder, were linked to the vaccine. Pang says that in ’76, cases of GBS appeared within weeks after the vaccine was
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SWINE FLU FAQ WHO IS MOST AT RISK? Health care workers (because of the risk of spreading the disease) and pregnant women and people with chronic or underlying health conditions (because of a higher incidence of hospitalization and death) WHAT ARE SOME KEY WARNING SIGNS? Shortness of breath, inability to keep down food and liquids, sudden drowsiness, irritability or disorientation or a “rebound fever” (a fever that goes away and comes back) IS A VACCINE AVAILABLE? Yes, though supplies are limited and high-risk groups are being prioritized
Supply, not side effects, is the problem now.
administered and were relatively rare— about 500 above the “background,” or what would be expected without the vaccine. In the end, Pang and most other health care professionals agree, the risks of contracting swine flu outweigh the potential for vaccine-related problems. Pang says he’s been frustrated by the government’s reluctance to release the
Asked if the vaccine is safe, Dr. Pang says he “feels comfortable now,” but that it took “a lot of headache, a lot of name-calling: 'Who are you? Why do you want to know?'” Studies—initiated after the new version of the disease appeared—have been done to determine the safety of the H1N1 vaccine. Pang says the results are encouraging. “We have a person in Honolulu who is in touch almost every day with CDC asking, ‘Any side effects?’ And the answer is ‘no,’” he says. That doesn’t mean, Pang adds, no side effects will pop up. In 1976, when fear of
Another concern associated with the vaccine is the use of themerosal, a mercurycontaining compound that’s been linked— controversially and inconclusively—with autism. Mercury is used to kill bacteria and preserve the vaccine, meaning it’s
results of studies as they become available. “I’ve been on a mission,” he says with a wry laugh. “And I got yelled at: ‘The data is preliminary, the data’s not final.’” He says he “feels comfortable now,” but that it took “a lot of headache, a lot of name-calling: ‘Who are you?’ Why do you want to know?’ I think the public wants to know, too, and if they don’t come out with [information], the public has a legitimate reason for asking.”
found in vials holding multiple doses. Single, themerosal-free doses tend to run out faster since people request them, Pang says. He says Hawaii recently received another batch of mercury-free doses, but that, again, federal communication has been lacking. “They’re not telling us,” he says. “It’s supposed to come in weekly and then they say, ‘None this week.’ So [we’re] kind of living from day to day. It depends on the manufacturers, too. They had a manufacturing error and had to throw out a whole batch, which set us back.” Pang likens the situation to the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, when FEMA issued checks to hurricane victims but didn’t tell them if more assistance was on the way. “They gave us a bunch [of vaccines] and told us the next bunch would come, but they didn’t know when or how much. So everyone’s sitting around looking at this bunch,” he says. “But it’s wrong not to give it.” Pang says even some people in the most high-risk groups—including health care workers—haven’t gotten the vaccine. “There’s so little to go around, we’re fighting amongst ourselves,” he says. The good news is that H1N1 is still not a major killer. Though deaths have spiked this season, compared to the 1918 swine flu outbreak that killed tens of millions of people worldwide, the 2009 incarnation
IS IT SAFE? Tests have shown no significant side effects so far. Some of the doses do contain mercury, which has been inconclusively linked with autism WHERE CAN I GET MORE INFORMATION? The Hawaii Department of Health (hawaii.gov/health) and national Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (cdc. gov) are good places to start is downright tame. But, Pang says, it’s too early to heave a sigh of relief (even if you carefully cover your mouth). “If you look at the deaths [in the 1918 outbreak], in that first July, 5 percent occurred. Then it was very quiet until late October, and between late October and about the second week of January, 60 percent of the deaths occurred. So there was a little blip, then quiet, then tons of deaths. Now I don’t know if it mutated to a more virulent strain or if it was just more contagious, but something happened. It’s only a study of one [outbreak], but you’d be a fool not to pay attention.” Not exactly reassuring. But probably the best we’re going to get in these uncertain times. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/news16
by Rob Parsons
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Fishy Business “Tuna farm” dreams of big profits—but for whom?
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he average Hawaii citizen has to go to great lengths to influence the outcome of big business proposals, especially when those seeking permits and approvals hold expectations of multi-million dollar returns. So it was that I found myself on a sunrise flight to Honolulu, ready to ask the State Board of Land and Natural Resources to rule on the side of reason and against a big-bucks scheme. For a decade, Hawaii has given a push to the ocean aquaculture industry, bolstered with research, funding and legislation that enables state waters to be leased for private “fish farms”—a distinction unique among all 23 states bordering the ocean. Two ocean aquaculture businesses currently operate in Hawaii: Kona Blue Water Farms off the Keahole-Kona airport, raising amberjack branded as “Kona Kampachi,” and Hukilau Foods, a Grove Farm subsidiary cultivating moi in cages two miles off Ewa Beach. On this Friday morning, the BLNR would hear a request to permit a third facility, Hawaii Oceanic Technology’s (HOT) ambitious, high-tech plan to raise 6,000 tons of ahi (skipjack and bigeye tuna) in 12 untethered, submerged Oceanspheres three miles off the Big Island’s Kohala Coast. The projected output is four times the amount of ahi consumed yearly in all of Hawaii. HOT expects 90 percent of its finished product to be flown to markets in Japan and the Mainland. HOT’s CEO Bill Spencer, a self-described “serial entrepreneur,” is also President of the Hawaii Venture Capital Association. “We want Hawaii to be the Silicon Valley of open ocean aquaculture,” Spencer told the board. With a growing human population and rapidly declining fish stocks in the world’s oceans from industrial over-fishing, there is a great need for more aquaculture, said Spencer. Scientists think we need to double the $20 billion worldwide industry in the next 20 years, Spencer said, adding, “This is more pressing than global warming.”
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ut the lack of data on the immense 165’ x 165’ Oceanspheres—to be self-propelled through an Ocean Thermal Energy Conversion (OTEC) system—drew concerns from Board members and testifiers alike. Life of the Land’s Henry Curtis, one of Hawaii’s most eminent renewable energy advocates, told the board about his experience evaluating OTEC systems. “Frankly,” said Curtis, “I can’t make head or tails of this technology. How can you describe the impacts if it is theoretical and has not been discussed?” Board member Sam Gon III of The Nature Conservancy asked if there is a working
prototype of the Oceansphere. Spencer replied that similar technology is used by the oil industry and the military. Two testifiers revealed intricate details of the complex ecosystem design of traditional Hawaiian coastal fishponds.
placed in the pond to discourage theft and to cull out diseased fish. Honu (turtles) were placed in the pond to eat one kind of limu (seaweed) and to fertilize another variety that the fish ate. “But they have not sought our advice on aquaculture,”
One testifier emphasized that Hawaiians developed their fishpond systems over the course of 2,500 years, through careful observation of nature and its processes. “But this is a science fair project to them,” he chided. To mitigate disease, cleaner fish such as wrasses were brought in, said cultural practioner Michael K. Lee, who held up a photocopied document of a lease for a coastal loko i‘a (fishpond) held by his great, great grandfather. Lee emphasized that Hawaiians developed their systems
Gumapac said. “Whose technology should we be using?” Gumapac also produced a 1904 U.S. Supreme Court decision written by Oliver Wendell Holmes, stating that Native Hawaiians have vested fishing rights. The ocean should not be privatized for personal
clear: fish in cages are protected from the macro-predators needed for disease control, but not from pathogens. “The important difference between sea cage culture and terrestrial animal culture is that, in the ocean, animal wastes and pathogens can travel for many miles to infect other animals, whereas on land wastes fall to the ground.” Frazer also stated that tuna, as top level predators, have high demands for fish oil and fish meal in pelletized food, a practice that is depleting stocks of baitfish (herring, menhaden, anchovies, etc.) across the world’s oceans. Land-based proteins like soy are not suitable, said Frazer, because the digestive systems of tuna are not adapted to an herbivorous diet. Big Island residents and testifiers claimed HOT had not made good-faith efforts to meet with the community and hear their concerns. Spencer replied that their final Environmental Impact Statement was over 900 pages long, “with more than 500 pages of comments and responses.” “I would rather work with them than oppose them,” testified Rocky Jensen, “but they didn’t come to us.”
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over the course of 2,500 years, through careful observation of nature and its processes. “But this is a science fair project to them,” chided Lee. Kale Gumapac related his experience restoring a Big Island fishpond built by family member David Malo. “The technological understanding handed down from our kupuna is amazing,” said Gumapac. He said kaku (barracuda) were
gain, said Gumapac. “These vested rights still exist today.” In written testimony to the BLNR, UH professor Dr. Neil Frazer stated: “Among scientists that do not have financial ties to aquaculture there is now general agreement that a sea-cage is a pathogen culture facility and that wild fish have declined everywhere industrial sea-cage farming has taken hold. The epidemiological reasons for this are
hen my turn came, I shared with the Board that two existing aquaculture operations pay a yearly total of $3,500 for their ocean leases. “What portion of the $120 million in HOT’s expected revenues would be paid to the state for their exclusive 247-acre lease?” I asked. Moreover, as a beneficiary of Act 221 high tech credits, HOT would avoid paying more revenues. Twenty-two jobs could be created, according to the EIS, with half of those going to scuba divers and laborers. The Board’s decision came around 3:30pm: a 4-1 vote to approve an incremental approach to deploy three cages initially, then to report back with their results before nine more net pens could be launched. Gumapac and Lee stood and announced their intentions to file a contested case hearing, and the meeting recessed, the audience spilling outside like a collective exhale. My route back to Honolulu airport took me past the state Capitol, where nearly a thousand people were gathered to protest the first Furlough Friday, as Hawaii’s children got an unfortunate day off to pay for budgetary shortfalls. Influencing our decision-makers is seldom an easy task. But it’s the price we must pay to achieve an outcome we all can live with. ■
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THEY’VE GOT TISSUES Procter & Gamble announced in October that it will once again create and host a public restroom for the holiday season in New York City’s Times Square as a promotion for Charmin tissue. Last year’s installation was merely specially outfitted toilet facilities, but this year P&G will upgrade by hiring five bloggers (“Charmin Ambassadors”) to “interact” with the expected “hundreds of thousands of bathroom guests” and write about their experiences with Charmin tissue on the company’s Web site (and include “familyfriendly” photographs). P&G is calling the campaign “Enjoy the Go.”
SEX THERAPY (1) The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for “medical” expenses that were merely purchases of sex toys and pornography and payments to prostitutes. Halby said the activities relieved his “depression,” in that he had no other sexual outlets. The court reminded Halby (a retired New York tax lawyer) that prostitution is illegal in New York. (2) James Pacenza, 60, of Montgomery, N.Y., who was fired by IBM in 2003 after he continued to visit an Internet sex-chat room during work hours, renewed his challenge to the termination in September, telling a federal appeals court that his Internet sex “addiction” is a result of post-traumatic stress disorder from combat in the Vietnam war.
September, he sued the bank in federal court in New York City for inadequate customer service concerning his checks’ routing numbers and asked for damages of “1,784 billion, trillion dollars” plus an additional $200,164,000. Judge Denny Chin gave Chiscolm 30 days to better explain his complaint but finally dismissed it on Oct. 23. (BBC News reported that the first amount, which is 1,784 followed by 21 zeros, is more money than exists on the planet.)
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In his campaign for election to the school board in Birmingham, Ala., Antwon Womack, 21, issued biographical materials claiming to be 23 years old; to be a graduate of a local high school and of Alabama A&M; to be a bona fide resident of Birmingham; to be properly addressed as “Dr.”; and to have chaired three previous political campaigns. After inquiries by the Birmingham News, Womack acknowledged in August that none of those claims is true. However, he defended his campaign and his principles: “My values are not lies. It’s just [that] the information I provided to the people is false.”
BIG MONEY SHOT With lawsuits piling up on Bank of America during the current economic downturn, Dalton Chiscolm found a new angle. In
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The father of the baby is only 13 years old, but his own dad told reporters in Manchester, England, in October that the kid “will make a good father” and “is taking his responsibilities very seriously.” He is “mature for his age” and “knows what he’s about.” The new dad said he plans to quit school and work full-time to support the child and the 16-year-old mother (though the earning power of a 13-year-old is uncertain).
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INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS (1) Michael Spagnola, 38, of Colden, N.Y., was charged with DUI in October after a sheriff’s deputy stopped Spagnola’s car and noticed the man climbing from the driver’s seat into the back. Spagnola then told the deputy (from the back seat) that, though he had been drinking, he was not the one driving. However, the deputy noted, there was no one else in the car. (2) Cesar Lopez, 29, was arrested at the Turkey Hill Minit Market in Lebanon, Pa., in October when he emerged from a restroom looking for something inside the baseball cap he was carrying. A police officer noticed that a small baggie was stuck to the top of Lopez’s forehead and speculated that Lopez had stowed the baggie (found later to contain marijuana) inside the sweatband of the cap but that when he removed the cap in the restroom, the baggie remained stuck to his head. ■
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News + Views
by Jacob Shafer jacob@mauitime.com
To Mark Allen Oreck, for leaving a lasting legacy at Maui Memorial Medical Center. Oreck, who died in 2007, imparted his Lahaina estate, valued at about $1.5 million according to a Maui News report, to the hospital (items are set to be auctioned off this weekend). He was a staunch supporter of MMMC in life as well, volunteering weekly for almost 20 years. We don’t have a wide range of health care choices on Maui, so anyone who helps to bolster and support what we do have deserves our thanks.
ATTENTION MAUI CHARITIES & NON-PROFITS! The current economic situation is forcing everyone to pinch pennies, but we can’t forget about the local charities and nonprofit organizations that need our assistance. This issue highlights their individual needs.
To Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) for expanding to the West side. Saving young thespians a protracted drive around the pali, MAPA has opened new digs at the Kahana Gateway Shopping Center and is offering regular classes and camps. (This should come as especially good news to parents scrambling to fill the Furlough Friday void with something enriching.) For more info, visit mauiacademy.org or call 244-8760.
To the recession, for pushing the Honolulu Symphony to the brink. Even if you’ve never made the trek to Oahu to see them play, even if you don’t know a cello from a bassoon, there’s something sad about a city losing its orchestra. But that’s exactly what might happen, as the symphony teeters on the brink of Chapter 11 bankruptcy according to the Honolulu Advertiser. Keep in mind we’re not talking about some flash in the classical pan here—the Honolulu Symphony’s been around since 1900. Whether it’ll survive to see another century is now, sadly, an open question.
To the Denver alt weekly Westword for, ahem, blazing a trail in the arena of consumer reviews. In what has to be the most coveted stoner job since Tommy Chong hired his last personal assistant, the paper is looking for a critic to rate Colorado’s medical marijuana dispensaries for its new column, “Mile Highs and Lows.” If and when Hawaii gets its medical pot law ironed out to the point that distributors can operate safely and openly, a similar job posting may appear in these pages. We imagine qualified applicants will be in plentiful supply. ■
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News + Views
Re “The Seven Scariest County & State Elected Officials”: It’s about time we had someone really on these lamebrain asses who continue the status quo. The article and the video sum up what’s known as the old boy network in Maui, and no one’s had the stones to get in their face about it ’til now. I didn’t either, so as someone who’s been here for long enough to see it going from bad to worse, I’m backing you.
Tsunami, via mauitime.com
Your cover story is disrespectful, opportunistic, politically motivated and below the belt. I will never read your rag again. And get a better cartoonist before we all vomit blood. ICK!
Turned off in Haiku, via mauitime.com
Duke Aiona as number two? Pulleezz. Yes he goes to church, but he is the most levelheaded, least conflicted, most honest and smart person in Hawaii politics. I do not want any religious people in office, but you can’t have perfection Hawaii, so figure out what you can tolerate. Duke is better for Hawaii than most all other politicians combined. Abercrombie, that guy is an embarrassment. If you think Tavares is bad wait until you get an anti jobs, pro-union, out-of-control spender in the top state office who also happens to be from the same party as the legislature. Democrats gone wild, rape and pillage the citizens v2.0.
Blissfully Childstar, via mauitime.com
You did an awesome job writing the blurbs on each official. Very accurate and thought provoking! Thank heavens there’s a paper on this island that causes people to scratch their heads and think for a minute!
Sara Tekula, via Facebook
Freedom of press #fail rt @mauitime County of Maui Censors MauiTime!
Rrrraaay, via Twitter
You have no right under the Constitution to distribute offensive materials. I’m sadly disappointed at Maui’s only hope for a reasonable media voice going waaaay yellow to garner attention. If you published neo-Nazi material, would you have a First Amendment right to distribute in a synagogue? Did you ever stop to consider that some former MauiTime readers may be personal friends with the mayor? Your self-righteousness here is repugnant—and stupid. Please begin to remedy this gross error in judgment. Do you have a problem with objective reporting, with the facts
following who, what, when and where? Your offensive cartoon was not investigative; it was only ugly and easy. What a loss.
Robert Wintner, via mauitime.com
Couple points for those who are “outraged”: (1) It’s a political cartoon, and the Mayor is a public figure. Take a look at some political cartoons, this is par for the course. It’s just there’s so little satire on Maui and so few people calling out our leaders, some people don’t understand this; (2) It’s Halloween. I saw a little boy with a fake butcher knife and his face covered in blood, and next to him his sister dressed as a vampire with blood dripping down her chin. And people were saying, “Oh how cute” and giving them candy. Guess we have a different standard for decency between kids and a political cartoon of the Mayor.
EH BRAH!
Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent to “Eh Brah!” c/o Maui Time Weekly, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to
ehbrah@mauitime.com Dear Infested One, It’s about time to get rid of your ukus (h (head hea e d lice)! Do whatever it takes to stop the cycle. We have all spent too much money and time getting rid of them, just to get them all back the next time you come within a few feet of our kids. If we can do it, so can you. It sucks (no pun intended). Yours Y Yo urs Truly, Sucked Dry
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LongTimeReader, via mauitime.com
As a supporter of Mayor Tavares, I am concerned that government employees would so blatantly disregard the First Amendment on County time. Based on Ms. Martin’s comments, it appears as though a remedial class in civics is in order for the County employees involved. The serious nature of this incident should not be overlooked. As Thomas Jefferson said: “The agitation it [a free press] produces must be submitted to. It is the only thing that keeps the waters pure.”
Mark Simonds, via mauitime.com
It’s the classic media cycle of turning themselves into the “victim.” Not the first news outlet to do so, just the most lame, I mean, “recent.” Can I put money in Vegas that next week’s MauiTime selfindulgent cover will be something hoping to garner “pity” in the hopes of selfless attention seeking in their manufactured plight against “Maui County”?
Bored with attention seekers, via mauitime.com
You guys kill me…you’re too funny. Although I bet the farm that the current Administration might not think it too funny.
Luis Diliberto, via Facebook
Re Rob Parsons’s “Deere John” article: Thank you for your continued efforts to wake people up! It is important to know that the County is a corporation and the
people who receive benefits from this corporation do not want to lose these, be they income, health insurance, retirement accounts or ego fulfillment. They want to do what they can to keep their machine running. This is why we see conflict between people and the County—they feel the big corps. will better maintain their lifestyle. This is why they also appear to be harsh to us simple little people. On Maui, the County money collectors are making all people who have ag exemptions prove up on their farm activities because there are too many “gentlemen estates” that get the exemption and do not farm. The County should make it easy for the real farmers to show they are farming—this should have happened long ago—and the no-farm lands should be made to pay. Farmers who do show proof of farming should not be hassled, and shouldn’t have to pay full taxes on idle land—not when the federal government pays farmers not to grow certain foods to provide price support for others. Property tax bills, especially when
they come with massive penalties and the fear of losing our land to the County if we do not pay, means we are not sovereign— we do not own our land. And this means we have not advanced from the time when we were serfs and the king owned the land and ruled with swords and fear.
Tom Lee, Kihei, via e-mail
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November 5, 2009
11
SEDARIS
& ME Uncoolness, illness, a cafe in low light and a Maui-exclusive
interview with a
bestselling author. by Anu Yagi
orty-eight hours ago, I woke up with a bloody nose. Peeling my face off the crispy, dark crimson pillow, I recoiled at the sight. Not because of the blood, but because dried up within it was the sparkling evidence of having broken a longstanding vow—a vow to never wear glittery makeup past age 12. Not only did I break that vow, but I did so with Hannah Montana-branded cosmetics and topped it all off with butterfly wings. Somehow I’d convinced myself this was acceptable behavior because it was Halloween, and I was attending a costume party. To make myself feel better, I’d decided that I would first arrive to the party wing-less, tote around a copy of David Sedaris’s Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (loaned to me by my editor in preparation for this story), and call myself a bookworm. ➔
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“You need a big sheet,” my mother said as we picked through her sizable costume collection, the night before my nosebleed. “Then, when the time is right, you can pretend it’s a cocoon and emerge from it a butterfly!” My brother Jayson cocked his eyebrow and left the room, mumbling something about Mom and I being “dramatic.” Jayson is a natural mountaineer in the highlands of cool, whereas I am a rope-less spelunker cast helplessly in the opposite direction—into the cavernous abyss of lameness. Cool people like my brother, with their easy ascension to lofty accomplishments, are, unlike me, blessed an inherent toolbox of talents, so that cultivated fallback traits are simply not necessary. On the other end of the spectrum, I have had to farm a healthy ham garden, and a crop of unabashed silliness has long been my only saving grace. Seeing on Jayson’s face the flicker of perplexed embarrassment at the mere thought of me ensconcing myself in fabric for a theatrical wardrobe change, I made quick mental note that doing so would not only register me low on the cool scale, but could possibly be damaging to Jayson’s status as well. Though I didn’t dance out of a sheet like a wet worm with new wings, I woke up looking like I had—and had gotten beaten up for it.
Sedaris from his apartment in Paris. Since then, I’ve been walking on air, knowing I get to write a story about our little chat. But for all my excitement, I had yet to dive in. See, Sedaris’s career is my most blissful dream: a magical start on NPR, novel after best-selling novel, book and lecture tours, regular gigs with such illustrious publications as The New Yorker. He’s an architect on the page, building bold, sardonic stories that are every bit as touching as they are humorous. Sedaris (coupled with those sultry, emerald Salem ads) is the one of the reasons I first started smoking and I have long dreamed of—no, fantasized about—being his friend. Though I lack intrinsic coolness, I was certain that if given the chance, he would love me. Not that I have anything to offer now, but that somehow in his presence—sitting, chatting at some cozy European cafe in the late evening—I would blossom into the feminine, intellectual creature I’ve always desired to be. Of course, when I attempt to be suave I end up achieving quite the opposite effect. After our interview, I’m haunted by his story, “The Change in Me.” In it, he’s 14 years old, and a hippie girl begging for change in front of a convenience store, regarded by him as “sophisticated,” has called him “a teeny-bopper, meaning in effect that [he] was a poseur.”
While I say words like “stress” and “copious amounts of cigarettes” to explain what’s happening to me, the medical professionals shake their heads saying words like “denial” and “highly abnormal.” Before they whisked me away to Oahu, on a little plane just for me, I signed a mountain of paperwork that all stated, in careful blue ballpoint script “newly diagnosed leukemia.” I suppose it’s my penance for breaking my no-glitter rule, or for ruining the one chance I had at wooing my hero.
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till toting around my editor’s copy of Sedaris’s book—one of just a handful of possessions I brought with me on my last-minute venture—I tell everyone about how he is concluding his lecture tour here in Hawaii this week and about how one of the six stories he wrote for this tour takes place in Hawaii. My skin crawls a little as I say this, as I’m unable to help but reflect upon when, in our interview, he politely corrected me after I called his tour “a book tour.” “This is a lecture tour, so this is different,” he said. “I went on a paperback tour in June. Twice a year I go on these lecture tours—so this is a lecture tour a opposed to a book tour.” Yuck. I should know better. Hearing the word “lecture” three times, it’s forever engrained. My face flushes thinking about
see the stunning view I have of the Moanalua Valley. Rain clouds collect and consume the valley, and I’m reminded of the writing strategies Sedaris shared, the little coded notes he makes based on audience responses. “I’ll start this tour with six new stories. I’ll read out loud and rewrite. So, what I’ll read in Massachusetts next Wednesday will be quite different than what I finish the tour with in Hawaii…Oh, you know, I’ll put a big check mark next to things that get a laugh, an ‘X’ next to the things that I thought would get a laugh, but didn’t work for some reason. I’ll draw a skull in the margin sometimes—that’s for coughing. When the audience coughs, it’s like they’re throwing human skulls at you. “It’s difficult,” he continues. “I had a story in The New Yorker about a month ago…I had to convey a page worth of information…that can be enough to loose an audience, and I got a lot of coughing there. I’d be relieved to find that they laughed later on, so I didn’t lose them completely. But what I did, over the course of that month, [was] I parceled it out. So I had a little bit here and a little bit there—I didn’t have Death Valley there. You know, that’s what you want to avoid, Death Valley.” I can’t turn my neck enough to see the bone marrow biopsy, so instead I focus on a little black bird hopping on a painted eucalyptus branch not far from my window. Over the subtle sound of breaking
I was certain that if given the chance, Sedaris would love me. That somehow in his presence—sitting, chatting at some cozy European cafe in the late evening—I would blossom into the feminine, intellectual creature I’ve always desired to be. “
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hat’s messed up,” my brother growled, lovingly. We were lounging on the lanai, having coffee after breakfast, and I at first thought he was referring to the glitter—flecks of which were still falling into my coffee cup, though I’d scrubbed my face several times. “You need to go see a doctor,” he continued as he motioned towards the bright red squiggle oozing from my nose, his eyes scanning the deep purple bruising on my legs. “Yeah, I know,” I said, wiping my nose. “I’ll go when this week’s issue is pau,” but I was lying and knew it. I hate going to the doctor. Besides, I simply didn’t have the time. It was Sunday, and I’d accomplished absolutely no work since Friday morning, thanks to some self-inflicted boyfriend issues. Though I’ve never felt the pleasure of the being ahead— notoriously always in catch-up mode—I’ve somehow or other managed to pull something together in the final moments before deadline, for better or worse. All I’d done in preparation for this week was, for the last month, feign cool (another fallback trait for people lacking real cool), by bragging without demur about having had an exclusive interview with David Sedaris. I mean, it was not as if I personally had anything to do with scoring the interview— by all appearances the Sedaris camp picked Maui Time from the onset—but regardless, I had indeed, about a month ago, interviewed
He closes that essay with the musings of a confident, grown-up self, again passing that young woman, where “she’d ask you for a quarter and you’d laugh not cruelly, but politely, softly, as if she were telling you a joke you’d already heard.” That politeness was the tone that engulfed the memory of my interview with Sedaris, and I had yet to admit to myself that the idea of reliving the failure of my fantasy materialized, for the sake of the article, was simply too much to bear. Here it was, doomsday (a statement I would come to find was true in more ways than one), and I had accomplished nothing tangible. To make matters worse, I was evermore that poseur, with the Hanna Montana glitter to prove it. Flash forward to today, 48 hours after my nosebleed. I am no longer on Maui and have three tubes sticking out of my arms. My nose and gums are still bleeding, and I’ve been pumped full of so many “blood products” that I’ve gained 7 pounds since my arrival at the hospital (which came only because of the forceful insistence of my family). I’ve had X-rays, bone marrow extractions, and am not allowed to get out of bed without an attendant. In the last two days, no less than 20 people have looked at my bloody, bruised bare ass. They even take pens and regularly mark my butt, to track the bleeding. To compensate for these things, everyone is treating me very, very nicely.
it, and they rush to take my temperature, draw more blood from the tubes hanging from my arm in order to check my platelet levels—which today are at 17,000 (a good number is well in excess of 100,000) Sedaris collects medical oddities, a passion I would also share had I the money, and now every time I look at my tubed-up arm, I wonder if he’d think it was neat. Maybe it’d make me a little cooler. “There’s a museum in Prague,” he told me, “a dermatological museum that closed about 10 years ago.” The collection was dispersed, gobbled up by collectors, and he already had a few pieces himself—wax models of human body parts, in boxes covered in glass with Czech writing on the back. He was particularly enthusiastic about a new piece he acquired in Turin, Italy. “I got an arm with a blood infection. So, it just looks like a human arm from the elbow down, and it’s really subtle—just really subtle, this red streak in the arm… That was pretty great.”
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’m lying on my stomach, and my hematologist is forcing a large metal spike into my hipbone. I can hear a knocking grind as the instrument bears down into me, to scoop up a bone marrow sample that will—in a few hours—confirm their suspicions that I indeed have leukemia. As I strain my neck to watch the procedure, I
bone, his chirp is a bit like a cell phone, electric and monotonous. I wonder if he sounds like that because of my, or his, accustomedness to cell phones. Sedaris writes quite a bit about birds. From little mentions here and there, to entire stories circulating around them. His voice, too, is rather bird-like, light and whimsical, with careful, songlike emphasis in all the right places (one of the things that makes him so wonderful to listen to on NPR, or on a lecture tour). As I finish this, I’ve already started chemotherapy and feel a little sick. Not from the meds necessarily, but from knowing I’ll miss his show, his birdlike voice. This last month, since my interview, since my gums began to bleed and trickle into the corners of my mouth, since my body began to inexplicably bruise, I’ve thought I’d mostly be writing about Sedaris and our long talk about birds. It was, after all, the most pleasant part of our conversation—the only part of our hour-long talk where I didn’t feel like a total idiot. For in that fleeting moment, as swift and soft as the current of air from a single wing beat, we were sitting in the low light of that cafe with the chime of wine glasses and our clever chatter. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/feature16
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Food + Drink
by Jacob Shafer jacob@mauitime.com
Let Them Have Cakes Chef Elaine’s Crab Cakes—coming soon to a freezer near you AK’s Cafe 1237 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774
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Big Island; there’s also word that the Kahului Ale House plans to add them to the menu, good news for football fans seeking something to soak up the Sunday morning booze. Nice to see a local business expanding its reach, but it’d be immaterial if the cakes weren’t good. Luckily they are, enough to stand out on a well-rounded restaurant menu, which means they’ll stack up even better against the frozen food aisle competition. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/2dining16
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Self-taught Grammy winner represents the roots of Hawaiian music John Keawe Latest release: Hawaii Island…Is My Home (Slack Key Album of the Year, 2009 Na Hoku Hanohano Awards) Web site: johnkeawe.com
by their sound, he by no means cops their style. This singer-songwriter goes out of his way to make original music and definitely
glitter of Hollywood, Keawe still resides on the Big Island. His favorite venue to play is the Bamboo Restaurant, in his
Keawe and wife Hope live their art.
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t’s humid in North Kohala, but the air is clean and crisp from the early morning rain. As I look out the front door, I’m greeted with such an abundance of emerald and azure beauty, my heart swells with gratitude for this perfect day. OK, I’m actually still on Maui staring at the derelict lot outside my window. But listening to John Keawe’s voice—as strong, rich and deep as koa wood—one can’t help but imagine lush landscapes, the sound of crashing waves and a gentle breeze on your skin. Considering how completely Keawe has mastered the slack key guitar, I assumed he’d been playing forever and studied under the greats. In fact, self-taught Keawe didn’t show any interest in slack key until he returned from service in the Navy in the 1970s. Prior to that, he had only played good ol‘ rock ‘n roll while growing up on the Big Island. Around the same time he began to explore slack key, he met Hope. Eventually they married and went on to have three sons and, at last count, nine grandchildren. When Keawe embarked on his solo career in the ’90s, Hope began to dance hula for his various songs. Keawe speaks lovingly and admiringly of his wife. Not only has she been encouraging and supportive of his career, she’s also served as the inspiration for many of his songs. In fact, Keawe says his favorite song to perform is “Beautiful Hula Dancer,” in which Hope performs alongside him with an original hula. Keawe happily reports that he’s doing what he loves with someone he loves. (He also told me that if I misquote him, he’s going to call me up and berate me.) Other artists that have served to inspire Keawe include old-time (Keawe laughs as
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creates his own personal, sincere “John Keawe Style.” He says he wants his audience to understand him through his music, and he accomplishes that goal. Listening to Keawe is like talking to an old friend. Although Keawe has won numerous awards—including a 2005 Grammy for
When I ask about his Grammy win, my query is met with Keawe’s comfortable laughter, like rolling surf hitting the shore. he says that and remarks, “Well, I guess I’d be considered an old-timer too”) slack key connoisseurs like Sonny Chillingworth and Keola Beamer. Although Keawe is inspired
his work with other artists on “Slack Key Guitar Volume 2”—and has toured all over the country, he remains a local boy at heart. Instead of opting for the glitz and
hometown of Hawi, in North Kohala. When I ask about the Grammy win I expect to hear takes of schmoozing with celebrities, and maybe about whether or not Britney Spears’ crazy factor had hit an all-time high (or would that be low?). Instead, my query is met with Keawe’s comfortable laughter, like rolling surf hitting the shore. He explains that he didn’t even get to go, but was very proud to be a contributing artist to an album that has gained so much esteem. “It was an honor to represent the root music of Hawaii,” he says. While everyone may not be able to understand the Hawaiian words, the timeless and intimate medium of slack key guitar—as well as the feelings it so effortlessly and profoundly conveys— is universal. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/music16
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Film Critique
by Barry Wurst II barry@mauitime.com
Chanel Number One Profile of revolutionary fashionista rises above biopic clichés Coco Before Chanel
★★★★★
Rated PG-13/110 min.
I
had no idea who Coco Chanel was before I saw this film and, as I write this, I’m wearing plaid pajamas, a 15-year old T-shirt and Homer Simpson slippers, so I am neither aware of great fashion nor a participant in it. I point this out because, even if you’re like me and get the majority of your clothes as Christmas gifts, wouldn’t be caught dead on Friday without an Aloha shirt and could care less whether your jeans are from Calvin Klein or your cousin Calvin, you’ll still get sucked into this elegant historical drama. Audrey Tautou stars as Gabrielle Chanel, a broke saloon singer—given the nickname “Coco” after a song she warbled through night after night—whose relationship with a race horse owner (Benoit Poelvoorde) and a genuine romantic (Alessandro Nivola) were her escape from poverty into high living. Unlike most costume dramas, this
Gray is always in. one is never depressing or stuffy and, rather than portraying Coco as an opportunist, it presents her as a survivalist, a woman who
is flustered by the condescending attention she receives from rich, fumbling men. Her knack as a clothing designer is shown as a hobby, a creative outlet, with barely a hint that we’re watching a future giant in the fashion industry whose “simple is better” approach (goodbye corsets!) was revolutionary at the time. The music and cinematography are beautiful without being overly stylish. The emphasis is on character and the three leads are superb. Poelvoorde makes his wealthy, drunk and bored suitor a complex, even touchingly tragic figure, while Nivola (an American actor best known as Nicholas Cage’s brother in Face/Off) is not only an engagingly sincere love interest but impressively speaks nearly all of his dialogue in French. Finally, there’s Tautou, the Amelie star whose subsequent roles have been risk-takers both worthy (Dirty Pretty Things) and disastrous (The Da Vinci Code). Playing Chanel requires her to be driven, proud and internally but visibly vulnerable, and she nails it. In her final scene, she
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reminded me of another popular, uniquely beautiful and gifted actress with the same first name: Audrey Hepburn. The story structure is like a three-act play: Coco’s early years spent singing dreadful drinking songs, her new life as a hopeful houseguest among the wealthy and finally a portrait of her steel-willed brilliance as a new sensation on the fashion scene. The closing scenes don’t tie up every strand and there is, of course, much more to her story than a 110-minute movie can capture. Even though the film offers tension, surprises and sad twists of fate, it’s not an overbearing, overlong or heavy-handed biopic. Like a great book, the screenplay takes its time to shape intriguing characters who are recognizably real and all too aware of the importance of their risky decisions. This is a pleasant surprise that does what all great movies do—tells a compelling story and confounds expectations. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/film16
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Film Capsules
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Maui Film Festival Candlelight Cinema Will return with the First Light: Academy screenings for Nov. & Dec. 2009.
New This Week
A CHRISTMAS CAROL & 3D - PG - Family Dickens’s tale of apparition-induced Yuletide redemption gets the CGI treatment, with Jim Carrey providing multiple voices. Of course, the last time Jim Carrey was involved in a film version of a classic children’s book, the result was The Grinch. But we’ll hold out hope. 96 min. [JS] COCO BEFORE CHANEL - PG13 - Drama - See this week’s Film Critique. 110 min. THE BOX - PG13 - Horror - The titular item is sort of like a genie, but in addition to granting you a wish if you open it, it also kills someone. Here’s betting the couple that finds it on their doorstep chooses the less moral path, or that running time is totally unjustified. 115 min. [JS] THE FOURTH KIND - PG13 - Horror - Gee, did I miss the First through Third Kinds? This is one of those inspired-by-true-events thrillers, about political shenanigans and mysterious disappearances in Alaska. (Hey, I solved the mystery: she left to go on a national book tour.) 98 min. [JS] THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS - R - Comedy - A reporter in Iraq hooks up with a dude who claims paranormal abilities, and somewhere along the way a goat gets stared at. George Clooney, Ewan McGregor and Jeff Bridges star. 93 min. [JS]
Now Showing
AMELIA - PG - Drama - Hilary Swank plays Atchison, Kansas native, Amelia Earhart—the record-breaking American pilot who became the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean (in 1928, flying a Fokker F7). Alongside navigator Fred Noonan (in a rebuilt Lockheed Electra), she disappeared mysteriously over the Pacific Ocean on July 2, 1937, while attempting to become the first woman to fly around the world. Pairing the story of inspirational Earhart with Swank, it’s clear that this film is begging for more than a nod. 111 min. ASTRO BOY - PG - Family - A skillful scientist creates a super-power robot in the image of his deceased son—known as Astro Boy. Still grieving, he rejects the replica he created. When aliens threaten the Earth, Astro Boy embarks on an adventure to save the planet, become famous, and reconcile with pops. 94 min. THE BOYS ARE BACK - PG13 - Comedy - Based on Simon Carr’s acclaimed memoirs of the same title (2001), Clive Owen plays sportswriter Joe Warr—a widower who must contend with rearing two sons alone. Shot in the countryside of South Australia, it explores the vicissitudinous path the three men take through grief to unification. 104 min. CAPITALISM A LOVE STORY - R - Documentary Michael Moore’s latest installment comes on the 20th anniversary of his groundbreaking Roger & Me. From the epicenters of financial institutions and big business to Washington, D.C., Moore gives viewers rarely seen insight into the powerhouses at the heart of our current collapse. 127 min. CIRQUE DU FREAK : THE VAMPIREÍS ASSISTANT - PG13 - Fantasy - More lighthearted than Twilight, to which obvious parallels are drawn, this flick is based on novels by Darren Shan. Pals Darren (Chris Massoglia) and Steve (Josh Hutcherson) peek in on a strange circus that’s come to town. How strange? Selma Hayek is the bearded lady—and oddly missing from most of the previews, I might add. Larten Crepsley (John C. Reilly) is fo’ realz vampire who, to Steve’s dismay, takes Darren into his ranks and a war with the Vampanese. 108 min. COUPLES RETREAT - PG13 - Comedy - Stars Vince Vaughn, John Favreau, Jason Batemen (heh heh), Faizon Love, Malin Akerman, Kristen Bell, Kristen Davis and Kali Hawk, as four Midwestern couples who embark on a surf, sun and sand retreat in order to reconnect. Supposed hilarity ensues when the gurus there to guide them to marital bliss cause a quirky mess. 107 min. G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA - PG13 - Action - A super-elite team of international military operatives battle the evildoer organization Cobra, with high tech weapons the likes of which you probably never dreamed of while playing with your Hasbro toys in the
sandbox. This flashy new rendition’s sandy battlefield is, not surprisingly, a North African desert. 120 min. HALLOWEEN 2 - R - Horror - Michael Meyer’s (Tyler Mane) little sister Laurie (Scout Taylor-Compton) just never gets a break. The movie picks up where the last one left off: at the Haddonfield General Hospital. A bloodbath ensues as Michael slaughters everyone in his path while in pursuit of Laurie. Fast forward to the anniversary of the killings, and the haunted Laurie is again visited by her abominable big bro. 101 min. IN MY LIFE - Unrated - Comedy - A film from the Philippines, it stars Vilma Santos as (sh!t you not) Shirley Templo, a Filipino librarian who moves to New York to be closer to her estranged son, Mark (Luis Manzano). From there, the film explores the complex relationship she has with Mark’s partner Noel (John Lloyd Cruz), who helps Templo as she works through the frustrations of big city life. 120 min. LAW ABIDING CITIZEN - R - Thriller - Clyde Shelton (Gerard Butler) exacts revenge when the man who murdered his wife and children a decade ago, is released. Nick Rice (Jaime Foxx) is the prosecutor who was assigned to the case, and responsible for the plea bargain that saved the killer. Shelton—a brilliant sociopath pushed to the brink by his trials—contends with Rice, who he feels is part of a broken justice system. 122 min. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY - R - Horror - The same low-budget, high-yield strategy as The Blaire Witch Project (1999), this film follows a young suburban couple (Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat) who move into a seemingly-normal starter house, but soon find themselves haunted by the things that go bump in the night. So, they set up video cameras to help figure out what’s so frightening. 86 min. SAW 6 - R - Horror - Detective Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) is the Jigsaw’s (Tobin Bell) successor, and the FBI’s actions against him instigate another “game,” which reveals, in this sixth installment, the Jigsaw’s master-plan. 90 min. THE STEP FATHER - R - Thriller - Penn Badgley plays Michael Harding, a young man who has just returned home from military school, and whose suspicions about his mother’s (Sela Ward) new boyfriend (Dylan Walsh) are frighteningly confirmed. 102 min. SURROGATES (DIGITAL) - PG13 - Sci-Fi - In the future, robots are smarter and better looking than humans. So, humans decide to live in isolation and interact with fellow bag of bones via robots alone. Bruce Willis plays an FBI agent who investigates some mischief and conspiracy surrounding the murder of the surrogate inventor. 112 min. THIS IS IT - PG - Documentary - Drawing from over 100 hours of behind-the-scenes footage of Michael Jackson, as he prepared for the comeback he for so longed for (which would have kicked-off this summer in London, at The O2 arena), this film was produced with the steadfast backing of the Michael Jackson estate. An indepth epitaph that also pays homage to the production efforts that never fully materialized, this stunningly produced documentary is a celebration of Jackson’s life, made with fans in mind—a noncritical look at the last life and times of one of the greatest performers of our age. 120 min. TYLER PERRY’S I CAN DO BAD ALL BY MYSELF - PG13 - Comedy - Aunty April (Taraji P. Henson), a lounge singer, drinks heavily and lives off her married boyfriend, Raymond. Wanting little to do with her delinquent niece and two young nephews recently charged under her care, she starts to reassess her lifestyle when an intriguing Mexican man moves into her basement. 113 min. WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE - PG - Family - Director Spike Jonze teamed with Dave Eggers in creating the hip screen adaptation of this classic children’s tale, written and illustrated by the legendary Maurice Sendak. Staying true to the book’s delightfully moody palate, Jonze combines live action with CGI and (the all-too lost art of) puppeteering—bringing to life the whimsical characters beloved by so many since 1963. 94 min. ZOMBIELAND - R - Horror - This is one of the few flicks I’ve been truly excited about. Woody Harrelson plays the zombie slaying, kamikazi-cowboy “Tallahassee,” Emma Stone is “Wichita,” Abigail Breslin is “Little Rock,”and Bill Murray is himself. Uh, between Harrelson and Murray alone, what more to say? See you there! 88 min.
FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), Cirque Du Freak : The Vampire’s Assistant - PG13 - F 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Sa 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. M-Th 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Couples Retreat - PG13 - Th F 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. Sa-Su 2:15, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. M-Th 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. .F-Th F 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Sa-Su 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. M-Th 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Saw 6 - R - F 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Sa-Su 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. M-Th 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. The Step Father - R - F 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Sa-Su 1:45, 4;15, 6:45, 9:15. M-Th 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. The Box - PG13 - F 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. Sa-Su 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. M-Th 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. The Fourth Kind - PG13 - F 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Sa 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. M-Th 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Where the Wild Things Are - PG - F 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. Sa-Su 1:30, 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. M-Th 4:00, 6:30, 9:00.
KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Astro Boy - PG - Th F-Sa 11:10, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Su-Th 11:10, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. . F-Th F 1:40, 3:50, 6:05, 8:10. Sa Sa 1:40. Su-Th 1:40, 3:50, 6:05, 8:10. Cirque Du Freak : The Vampire’s Assistant - PG13 - Th F-Sa 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. SuTh 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00. F-Th F-Sa 11:00, 10:30. Su-M 11:00. Tu 11:00, 10:30. W-Th 11:00. Law Abiding Citizen - R - Th F 11:45, 2:20, 4:55, 7:30, 10:05. Sa 2:20, 4:55, 7:30, 10:05. Su-Th 11:45, 2:20, 4:55, 7:30, 10:05. . F-Th F-Sa 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. Su-M 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00. Tu 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. W-Th 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00. Paranormal Activity - R - Th F-Sa 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Su-Th 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. F-Th F-Sa 11:10, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Su-M 11:10, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. Tu 11:10, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Su-M 11:10, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. The Fourth Kind - PG13 - F-Sa 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00, 10:15. Su-M 11:00,1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00. Tu 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00, 10:15. M-Th 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00. This Is It - PG - Th F-Sa 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Su-Th 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. . F-Th F-Sa 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Su-M 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. Tu 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. Where the Wild Things Are - PG - Th F-Sa 11:10, 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50, 10:00. Su-Th 11:10, 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50.. F-Th F-Sa 11:15, 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50, 10:00. Su-M 11:15, 1:20, 3:03, 5:40, 7:50. Tu 11:15, 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50, 10:00. W-Th 11:15, 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50.
KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 ( Matinees: everyday until 4pm), A Christmas Carol - PG - F 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50. Sa-Su 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40. M-Th 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40. Astro Boy - PG - F-Sa 11:05, 1:20, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Su 11:05, 1:20, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. M-Th 1:20, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. Cirque Du Freak : The Vampire’s Assistant - PG13 - F-Sa 12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. Su 12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15. M-Th 1:05, 3:30, 5:55, 8:20. Coco Before Chanel - PG13 - F 12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. Sa-Su 11:30, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. M-Th 1:00, 3:25, 5:50, 8:15. The Men Who Stare At Goats - R - F 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Sa-Su 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. M-Th 1:15, 3:35, 5:35, 7:45. This Is It - PG - Th F -Su 11:00, 2:00, 4:30,
7:00, 9:30. Su 11:00, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. M-Th 1:00, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30. F-Th F 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Sa-Su 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. M-Th 1:00, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30. Where the Wild Things Are - PG - F-Sa 11:15, 1:25, 3:35, 5:45, 7:55, 10:05. Su 11:15, 1:15, 3:35, 5:45, 7:55, 10:05. M-Th 1:25, 3:35, 5:45, 7:55.
MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), A Christmas Carol - PG - F-Su 12:30, 1:20, 2:50, 3:40, 5:10, 6:00, 7:30, 8:20, 9:50. M-Th 2:50, 3:40, 5:10, 6:00, 7:30, 8:20, 9:50. A Christmas Carol 3D - PG - F-Su 12:00, 2:20, 4:40, 7:00, 9:20. M-Th 2:20, 4:40, 7:00, 9:20. Amelia - PG - Th F-Th 1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. F-Th F-Th 130, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. The Boys Are Back - PG13 - Th F-Th 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30.. F-Th F-Th 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Capitalism a Love Story - R - F-Su 12:30, 3:25, 6:20, 9:15. M-Th 3:25, 6:20, 9:15. Couples Retreat - PG13 - Th F-Su 1:05, 3:45, 6:25, 9:05. M-Th 3:45, 6:25, 9:05. F-Th F-Su 1:05, 3:45, 6:25, 9:05. M-Th 3:45, 6:25, 9:05. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - PG13 - F-Su 12:30, 3:15, 6:00, 8:45. M-Th 3:15, 6:00, 8:45. Halloween 2 - R - F-Su 12:45, 3;30, 6:15, 9:00. M-Th 3:30, 6:15, 9:00. In My Life - Unrated - Th F-Th 1:40, 4:10, 6:40, 9:10. F-Th F-Su 12:45, 3:30, 7:00, 9:00. M-Th 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Saw 6 - R - Th F-Su 12:20, 1:35, 2:35, 3:50, 4:50, 6:05, 7:05, 8:20, 9:20. M-Th 1:35, 2:35, 3:50, 4:50, 6:05, 7:05, 8:20, 9:20. F-Th F-Th 1:55, 3:50, 6:05, 8:20. Surrogates (Digital) - PG13 - F-Su 12:00, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:00. M-Th 24:30, 6:45, 9:00. The Box - PG13 - F-Su 1:25, 1:55, 4:05, 4:35, 6:45, 7:15, 9:25, 9:55. M-Th 1:55, 4:05, 4:35, 6:45, 7:15, 9:25, 9:55. The Men Who Stare At Goats - R - F-Th 1:50, 4:10, 6:30, 8:50. Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself - PG13 - F-Su 1:10, 3:50, 6:30, 9:10. M-Th 3:50, 6:30, 9:10. Zombieland - R - Th F-Su 12:00, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:00. M-Th 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:00. F-Th F-Su 12:00, 2:15, 4:30, 6:40, 9:00. M-Th 2:15, 4:30, 6:40, 9:00.
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), A Christmas Carol - PG - F 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Sa-Su 12:00, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. M-Th 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Astro Boy - PG - F 2:30, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Sa-Su 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7;15, 9:45. Tu 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. W-Th 2:30, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Law Abiding Citizen - R - Tu 2:30 The Men Who Stare At Goats - R - F 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00. Sa-Su 12:15, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00. M-Th 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00. This Is It - PG - Th F 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. Sa-Su 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. M 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. Tu 6:00, 9:00. W-Th 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. F-Th F 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. Sa-Su 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. M-Th 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. Where the Wild Things Are - PG - F 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00. Sa-Su 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00. Tu 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. W-Th 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00.
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Free trees to the first 1,000 people! That isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a pitch you hear every day, but youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll hear it at an event sponsored by Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, in conjunction with the Maui Association of Landscape Professionals, featuring plant sales, talks and demonstrations by experts within the burgeoning green movement on everything from fertilization to soil maintenance to pest control, plus mouth-watering grinds and the aforementioned gratis trunk-supported perennials. At 12:15pm, the Maui Invasive Species Committee will present its Malama i ka Aina award, reserved for a landscaper who promotes the use of native, non-invasive plants. Even if your thumb isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t greenâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and maybe especially if itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s notâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;this oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s worth setting aside a Saturday for. Mnbg.org or 249-2798. [JS]
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Saturday (Nov. 7), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, Maui Arts and Cultural Center, One Cameron Way, Kahului, $12/$27/$37
Sunday (Nov. 8), 11am-7pm, Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, free admission
Whether your veins run with bluegrass blood or you got your introduction from that Coen brothers movie a few years back with George Clooney and the hair grease and John Goodman as the bad-tempered one-eyed salesman (yeah, check it out if you haven’t seen it), it’s tough—if not downright impossible—to resist the appeal of this twangy, aurally infectious genre, steeped in dust and sweat and soul and sepia-toned Americana. Dedicated to the memory and spirit of Johnny Baldwin, this onenight-only showcase will bring together—for the first time in five decades—Grand Ole Opry legend Bobby Osborne (pictured), “one of the founding fathers of bluegrass,” along with some of slickest pickers on the planet. If your toes don’t start involuntarily tapping, check your pulse. Mauiarts.org, 242-7469. [JS]
“You don’t win friends with salad,” quipped Homer Simpson, that great postmodern American philosopher. And he’s right. With apologies to my vegetarian and vegan friends, it’s a good, thick slab of flesh—preferably cooked on an open flame and augmented with healthy dollops of sauce and a frothy beverage—that rallies culinary allies to your cause. Enter the first-ever Great Pulehu Challenge, sponsored by the Rotary Club of Maui. Eight teams will compete for prizes and bragging rights in what’s sure to be a lively, smoky cook-off. The real winner, of course, will be you, who gets to sample all these gastronomical delights, while enjoying live music, cooking demos and other diversions. Don’t forget to grab some extra napkins. Greatpulehuchallenge.com. [JS]
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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS DAVID SEDARIS - Thu, Nov 5. See This Week’s Feature for an exclusive interview with this acclaimed humorist. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. VIENNA TANG - Thu, Nov 5. Supported in part by an award from the National Endowment off the Arts, this singer-songwriter will bring her gorgeously conveived piano ballads to Maui. $22. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului 96732. 808-242-7469. 7TH ANNUAL MAUIFEST HAWAI’I HANA FILM FESTIVAL - Fri, Nov 6. See This Week’s Picks for more! Films include: Chief (returning from the Sundance Film Festival and AFI Film Festival), Mai Tai (a big winner at the Big Island), Voyages Journey of the Hawaiians (a Herb Kane film and Maui premier), Kekohi (a Maui film), Ko Aloha Ukulele Story, Ke Ka’apuni Ho’onui ‘ike, E Holoholo ana i Lana’i, Made in Taiwan (a Maui premiere), Sunday Wind, First Hawaiian Snowball Fight (a Maui premiere), Wa’a Ho’olaule’a, Keao, Rolling Down Like Pele, The Shimmering, Ipo le Manu, and Poor Man’s Bar (world premiere). Live music and entertainment includes: John & Hope Keawe, Don Kaulia, Walt Keale, Kevin Brown & Ikaika Brown, Calvin Hoe, Zenshin Daiko Taiko Drummers, Uncle Benny Uyetake,
and Hulali Brown of hula halau Ke Kue O Kala Au Ala Ili Ahi. Proceeds benefit Ohana Makamae, Hana Youth Center & Hale Hulu Mamo. Free. 4 - 10 p.m. Hana Bay, Hana, HI 96713. 808-573-5530. AMERICAN BLUEGRASS MASTERS - Sun, Nov 8. Dedicated to the memory and spirit of Johnny Baldwin, show brings together-for the first time in 50 yearsGrand Ole Opry legend Bobby Osborne, along with the slickest pickers on the planet. It’s, as the MACC well-states, “old-timey tradition meets youthful energy in a concert of vibrant front-porch twang and infectious rhythms that define the American spirit.” $12/$27/$37. 7:30 p.m. MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469.
CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Daily. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. $129 Dinner & Drink / $75 VIP / $62 / $52.50 Keiki. 7 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, HI 96761. 808-667-4540.
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STAGE BOTH SIDES NOW PRESENTS “MAMMA MIA!” TO BENEFIT MAUI FOOD BANK - Sat. A broadway hit show that involves singing lots of ABBA tunes~and you can bring your canned goods in to benefit the Maui Food Bank! Come show your support for Both Sides Now. $5 + nonperishable food item. 7pm-9pm. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-242-6969.
LEA SOLONGA - Fri, Nov 13. Solonga recorded her first album at the age of ten (titled, “Small Voice”), she’s the songstress behind Aladdin’s Princess Jasmine (!) and Mulan’s Fa Mulan, and she’s loaded town with awards like an Oliver, Tony, Drama Desk, Outer Critics and Theater World Awards (for her work in Miss Saigon, as Kim). $39/$49/$125. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469.
CABARET - Fri, Oct 23rd through Nov 15th, this unique stage presentation is a must-see for the 18+ crowd. A Professional Artists of the Pacific produc-
LOGGINS & MESSINA - Sat, Nov 14. They topped the charts as a duo in the 70’s, then embarked on successful solo careers thereafter, so few expected
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tion, co-sponsored by the Maui Academy of Performing Arts. See last week’s Arts & Entertainment for more!. $22 / $25 / $28. Fridays/Saturdays, 7:30 p.m.; Sundays, 2 p.m. Steppingstone Theatre, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave. Queen Kaahumanu Center, Kahului, HI 96732.
Kenny Loggins and Jimmy Messina to reunite in the way that they have—the duo themselves, included. Locals love their hit “Lahaina,” among many classics, and keiki too can groove to “House at Pooh Corner.” Having seen them myself, at the MACC (curiously, on November 13th of 2005), I can attest to the fact these star songsters have still got it. $45/$65/$75/$125. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. RICHARD THOMPSON: “THE GREATEST GUITARIST YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF” - Fri, Nov 20. Rolling Stone lists him at #19 in “The 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time” and reviews from Guitar Player to Time Magazine praise Thompson’s impressive body of critically acclaimed work that spans decades. $35. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului 96732. 808-242-7469. LAMA OLE NYDAHL - Fri, Nov 20. A lecture on Buddhism in the modern world. $15. 7:30 p.m. The Studio Maui, Haiku, 96708. 808-283-7469. CECILIO & KAPONO - Sat, Nov 21. The MACC praises Cecilio & Kapono (often called C&K, comprised of Cecilio Rodriguez and Henry Kapono) as having “provided the soundtrack for growing up in Hawaii during the 1970’s” and I couldn’t agree more. I remember flying to Oahu as a young toddler with my Mauian parents who were eager to see their show. I don’t remember much other than being entirely intrigued
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MORE AT THE MACC - Daily, Dec 1. Additional December Shows: Fri, Dec 4th, John Cruz, McCoy Theater, 7:30 p.m., $32 // Sat-Sun, Dec 5-6th, The Nutcracker, Castle Theater, Sat 7:30, Sun 6 p.m., $TBA // Sat, Dec 19th, Willie K w/ The Maui Pops Orchestra, Castle Theater, 7:30 p.m. MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. FRAN COSMO, FORMERLY OF BOSTON - Sat, Dec 12. Fran Cosmo toured with Boston for over 10 years, singing lead on the platinum-selling album “Walk On,” as well as co-lead on “Corporate America.” Along with guitarist and songwriter Anthony Cosmo, also formerly of Boston, the pair are set to take the stage. Tickets can be purchased by visiting www.mauiarts.org or by calling the Box Office. $85 (VIP)/$55/$35/$25. 7 p.m. A & B Amphitheater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. WILLIAM SHATNER & BRIAN EVANS - Fri, Dec 18. Beam me up, Hard Rock! A meet and greet evening with the two celebs--full of music and even a book signing! Hmm... maybe a little “Rocket Man”
MON - Chick Flick Night; TUE - Kahala DJ Astro Raph; WED - DJ Del Sol
WED - Ladies Night w/ DJ Stylz $10, 10pm Close; TUE - Willie K $10, 9-11pm
Maacho & the Cool Connection $10, 10pm - close
DezMan $5, 10pm-Close Orin & Junior No Cover, 7:30 - 10pm
Dave Carroll No Cover, 7:30 - 10pm
Roger Len Smith 9:30pm
MON - Peter DeAquino; TUE - Live Jazz WED - Whaleshark, All No Cover, 7:30 - 10pm Gina Martinelli Band
Quiz Night
Pau Hana
Karaoke
Bad Kitty
Ladies Night
Omar & Kenny Stover Karaoke
Karaoke
Rampage 10pm - 1:30am
Pac Vibe 10pm - 1:30am
Pool Tounament / Karaoke
S.I.N. wiht DJ Emit
TUE - Merica & Scott, 10pm WED - Kulture Klash 808, 10pm
Bartenders Call
MON - Jordan, 10pm; TUE - Fiasco 10pm WED - Heels Deels
Football/Potluck
MON - Industry Night; TUE - Free Pool Tightwad Tuesday; WED - Open Mic Night
Louise Lambert’s Singer Soiree & Piano Bar
WED - Club Bellow w/ DJ David No Cover, 10pm - 2am
Karaoke
TUE - Pool Tournament WED - Ladies Night
Karaoke 9pm - 1:30am
MON - Karaoke; TUE - DJ Nexus WED - Open Mic w/ The Alliez
DJ 007 Productions
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GABRIEL IGLESIAS WITH SPECIAL GUESTS MARTIN MORENO AND NOE GONZALES - Sat, Nov 28. He’s one of the few to ever have won both Comedy Central’s “Favorite Comic” and “Special of the Year” awards, and touts TV appearances that include “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”, Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend,” NBC’s “Showtime at the Apollo” and BET’s “Comic View.”. $33. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469.
Happy Hour Sundays w/ DJ CIA
Anuhea / The Alliez $10, 10pm
HARD ROCK CAFE
by Kapono’s wild long hair and the waitress kindly bringing me a cocktail cup filled with maraschino cherries (if you’re out there, for over two decades I have been remorseful for not properly expressing my appreciation ;-), but regardless of my nostalgic musings, C&K still rocks and their local 70’s anthems have seen heartfelt translation to ever generation thereafter. I mean, hello? Twenty albums and eighteen Hanohano Awards between ‘em. Awesome. VIP package includes a pre-show meet-and-greet, and show souvenirs including a show laminate and poster. Additionally awesome. $12/$28/$37/(VIP $50). 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469.
Sunrise Saturdays w/ DJ Decka
11/09 - 11/11
MON - Willie K $10, 9 - 11pm
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Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908
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Roots Foundation w/ DJ Boomshot
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spoken word? A portion of the door goes to World Hunger / Serve. $35 / $38. 10 p.m. Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina, 96761. 808-667-7400.
Day of Hope 10K Run / 5K Walk which takes place along the scenic Wailea Alanui. Benefiting The American Cancer Society’s Maui Unit and the Pacific Cancer Institute of Maui, funds raised will help support programs that perform cancer research and services, as well as patient care throughout Hawaii. Contact Terese Revercomb at 808-8742580 or visit www.dayofhopemaui.com for more information. 7 a.m. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea, HI 96753. 808-874-2580.
EVENTS THURSDAY, NOV 05 CINEMA NIGHT - Cafe Mambo hosts an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI 96779. 808-579-8021.
MENTAL HEALTH ASSOCIATION’S 15TH ANNUAL GOLF TOURNEY - A two-person scramble. 7 a.m. The Dunes at Maui Lani, 1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-5343.
FRIDAY, NOV 06 REGGAE ON THE WATER, LAHAINA - A very special sunset cruise with live music by local star, Marty Dread. Support the Pacific Whale Foundation while enjoying cocktails and appetizers. Check out Reggae on the Water on Wednesday nights too, departing from the Ma’alaea Harbor. $49.95 Adults, $39.95 Keiki (ages 3-12). 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation, Lahaina Harbor, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-249-8811 ext. 1.
ARBOR DAY TREE PLANTING EVENT - Honolua Wao Kele Reforestation - Celebrate Hawai’i’s Arbor Day with a native tree planting event, hosted by Maui Land & Pineapple Company, Inc. (ML&P). Their goal is to plant 2,000+ trees this year (the event, in it’s third year, has already planted 10,000 trees). Taking place in the land above Honolua Bay, as part of the ML&P 30-acre Honolua Wao Kele reforestation efforts, the event is family-friendly, open to all ages. Plus, participants will earn a free native plant to take home (on a first come, first serve basis) and start a native garden of your own! Participants should meet at the Kapalua Resort’s Adventure Center, where free parking will be available and shuttles will transport volunteers to the work site. INFO: This event is the start of the company’s annual planting season, from now through March ML&P will be holding monthly plantings going forward. For more information about the Nov. 7th tree planting event in celebration of Hawaii’s Arbor Day, or for future planting dates please contact Megan Webster at 808-665-5467. For more information on the Honolua Wao Kele Native Reforestation Project, please visit www.malamahonolua.org. Free. 8 - 11 a.m. Kapalua Resort, 800 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, HI
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WO HING AFTER DARK - Enjoy this historic locale by candlelight. 6 p.m. Wo Hing Temple Museum, 858 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 661-3262.
SATURDAY, NOV 07 HOLOKAI CLUB - Sponsored by KISS 99.9 FM, this monthly keiki event features arts & crafts, performances, educational materials, activities and other fun stuff. Free. 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 877-4325. 20TH ANNUAL DAY OF HOPE 10K RUN/5K WALK - Four Seasons Resort Maui hosts the 20th Annual
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96761. 808-665-5467. HELLO KITTY’S 35TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION - Hello Kitty makes a cameo appearance for her anniversary celebrated by all little girls who love this Japanese Icon. FREE. 11am-2pm. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-3369. LAWN & GARDEN FAIR AND HAWAIIAN TREE GIVEAWAY - Its arbor day festivities at its finest. They will be giving away 1000 free Hawaiian Trees. Plus they will have educational speakers, information booths, food and fun. Check this week’s picks for more on Arbor Day. FREE. 9am-2pm. Maui Nui Botanical Garden, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-249-2798. MAUI FOREST BIRD RECOVERY PROJECT - Hike through the native cloud forest in The Nature Conservancy’s Waikamoi Preserve on a guided bird hike with Maui Forest Bird Recovery Project. Identify and discuss the rare avian species in this area. There is 5 miles of rough terrain to cover and an elevation change of 600 feet. Reservations are required, call Kelly Iknayan at 573-0280. FREE. 9am-12:30pm.
SUNDAY, NOV 08 OPENING RECEPTION FOR ROOTS OF INSPIRATION: CONTEMPORARY FUNCTIONAL FURNITURE - A group of Hawaii’s finest furniture makers have been asked to spin out unique peices of functional furniture. The Inspiration for these peices stem from artifacts, architecture and antiques from pre or post contact Hawaii. You may never view furniture the same again. 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. 3RD ANNUAL VEGAN HOLIDAY FESTIVAL - Food booths with lots of yummy non-animal foods that will rock your tastebuds. Check out all the vegan fun at the Haiku Community Center. $15 donation. Noon. Hana Hwy. THE GREAT PULEHU CHALLENGE - BBQ With Aloha - The Rotary Club is taking Sunday barbecue to the next level. This is a cook off challenge, so that means lots of meat sampling for attendees. Watch 8 teams compete for cash and prizes while you eat chicken,
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MONDAYS
FOOTBALL & FREE WINGS TUESDAYS
TOM CONWAY WEDNESDAYS
TOM CHERRY
Thurs
REGGAE ON THE WATER, MAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ALAEA - A very
KANIKAPILA WITH POKI OF KPOA - The Lahaina Restoration Foundation sponsors the Hawaiian Music Series, featuring performances by phenomenal Hawaiian music purveyors while senior â&#x20AC;&#x153;lei ladiesâ&#x20AC;? string fresh ďŹ&#x201A;owers under the estateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s shady koa trees. Free. 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Baldwin Home Museum Lawn, Front & Dickenson St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-661-3262.
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BOTANICAL GARDENING - Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting with the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weed & Pot Club.â&#x20AC;? 8:30 - 10:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Garden, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-249-2798.
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WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. 6:30 - 8 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, HI 96753. 808-897-6770 x2.
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CHALLENGING TEENS? - Sponsored by the House of New Life and the State Department of Education. A 12-week course will be offered to provide guidance to parents-the programâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s moto being, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Parents have the answers... when they have the tools they need.â&#x20AC;? The program is free, but the 180 page workbook does require a $25 charge (sounds worth it). Call for more information or to register. Free. 6 - 9 p.m. 300 Hoohana St., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-344-7308.
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special sunset cruise with live music by local star, Marty Dread. Support the PaciďŹ c Whale Foundation while enjoying cocktails and appetizers. Check out Reggae on the Water on Friday nights too, departing from the Lahaina Harbor. $49.95 Adults, $39.95 Keiki (ages 3-12). 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. PaciďŹ c Whale Foundation, Maâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;alaea Harbor, Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-249-8811 ext. 1.
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pork, beef and barbecue sauce. See this weeks picks for more. Free to attend, scrip sold for food. 11:00 am to 7:00 pm. Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-984-3500.
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CINEMA NIGHT - Cafe Mambo hosts an evening of classic and cult classic ďŹ lms for the 21 and older crowd. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI 96779. 808-579-8021.
SCHOOL SPORTS MIL FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Fri. Regular Season. Lahainaluna vs. Baldwin. 7 p.m. War Memorial Stadium, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-270-7389. MIL SATURDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Sat. Regular Season. Maui High at Kamehameha Maui. 7 p.m. Kamehameha High School Maui, 275 Aapueo Pkwy., Makawao, HI 96768.
SPORTS & FITNESS FREE HATHA YOGA CLASS- Kihei - Wed. Classes focus on breathing as you gently stretch into and out of a variety of poses and postures, revitalizing and toning the entire system creating a sense of
ďŹ&#x201A;exibility, well-being, peace and much much more. All levels. Free. 8 - 9:15am. Waipuilani Park, Kihei, HI 96753. 808-344-8068. GROUP RUN - Wed. Group meets at Kihei Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and ďŹ tness levels. Sponsored by Valley Isle Road Runners. For more information, visit www.virr.com. Free. 5:30 p.m. Kihei Community Center, 303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei 96573. 303-641-3357. JOIN THE MAUI SURF OHANA! - Daily. Get discounts on competitions and participate in multiple events by joining the Hawaiian SurďŹ ng Association / Maui Surf Ohana. With ďŹ ve events this season: Hi Tech / Lopez Surfbash XX (Nov. 21st or 22nd - alt. Nov. 28th or 29th 2009), Honolua Legends of the Bay (Jan. 30th - Feb 14th 2010 - one day event / weekend days only), Neil Pryde Challenge at Hoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;okipa (Mar. 6th or 7th 2010 - alt. Mar 13th or 14th), Hurley Lahaina Surffest (May 1st 2010 - alt May 8th or 9th). Compete in at least three events and qualify for the 2010 HSA State Championships. For more information, call David Daly. 808-280-4435.
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515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
11/05
11/06
Karaoke
Karaoke
SATURDAY
SUNDAY
11/07
11/08
MONDAY - WEDNESDAY
11/09 - 11/11
Karaoke
Karaoke
MON through WED - Karaoke
Ladies Night w/ DJ Del Sol; $10, 9:30pm
JACQUES
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
Rene Alonzo No Cover, 7pm - Close
Farzad & Mike Madden No Cover, 7pm - Close
Farzad & Mike Madden No Cover, 7pm - Close
Angie Carr No Cover, 7pm - Close
MON - Tracy Stile, No Cover, 7pm - Close TUE - WED - Rene Alonzo, No Cover, 7pm - Close
Upcountry Boyz
Flashback Friday
TBA
Boat Night w/ DJ MTC
WED - All Day Happy Hour
KIMOS
DeAquino Bradahz
Sam Ahia
KOBE STEAKHOUSE
Free Karaoke w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi
JAVA JAZZ
3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
LULU’S KIHEI
1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
Salsa w/ Neto No Cover, 8 - 11pm
TUE - Service Industry Night w/ DezMan WED - Steve Sargent
Wild Rose
LULU’S LAHAINA
Karaoke w/ Joe No Cover, 9pm - 12am
Cyrus Clarke
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
DJ Horny Beats & The Brewtones, No Cover 9:30pm-12am
MAUI BREWING CO.
Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474
MON - Service Industry Night; TUE - Dolla Balla Night; WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights feat. Salsa Bros. WED - Open Mic Night No Cover, 9:30pm - 12:30am
DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am
DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am
Silky Ringo 9pm
DJ Heat
Zeke $5, 9pm
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE
Mulligans Pub Quiz Superfreakout
Gail Swanson / Curtis Love
The Maui Jazz Bowl w/ Kelly Covington
The Celtic Tigers / Byron Brown & The Derelicts
MON - Tom Conway & Friends TUE - Diana Arp; WED - Willie K / Murray Thorne
MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF
Ryan Palma / Sounds of Addiction
Catfish Ringo No Cover, 9pm - 1am
Sounds of Addiction 9:30pm - 12:30am
Ryan Palma No Cover, 10pm - 1am
MON - Bloodline; TUE - Junior Guys WED - Trivia Night / Open Mic Night
Entourage Fridays 10pm
Super Dub 5 / Jah Residentz
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8644
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414
LEARN-TO-SWIM - Wed. Adult learn-to-swim classes will be conducted by Valley Isle Masters Swimmers Swim Coach, Janet Renner. Held every Wednesday (except Sept. 16th and Sept. 20th), preregistration is required and space is limited. $75. 6:30 - 7:30 p.m. Kihei Aquatics Center, 303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-874-8137. MAUI CANOE CLUB - Mon-Fri. Join the Maui Canoe Club, dedicated to “paddling just for fun,” for a morning of exercise plus turtle and whale watching. The Maui Canoe Club offers recreational canoe paddling every weekday morning, located on the beach across from the Maui Lu Resort in Kihei. 5:45 a.m., 7:15 a.m., 8:15 a.m. 575 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-875-9161. NORTH SHORE ASHTANGA YOGA - Daily (except Sat). This series of Ashtanga yoga moves is performed in the tradition of Shri K Pattabhi Jois. All levels welcome. $10 Donation. Mon - Fri, 10 a.m. & 6 p.m.; Sun, 11 a.m. Sprecklesville (call for details). 808-269-9003. PADDLING FOR WOMEN CANCER SURVIVORS Every Mon & Wed. Get together with the Pink Ladies of Mana’olana for canoe paddling. Sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 8:30 a.m. Maui Canoe Club, Ka Ono Ulu County Beach Park, 650 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-243-2999. POOL HOURS - Daily. Pool Hours - Despite the fear of contracting super-strain ukus, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, and the Old and New Wailuku Pools: Mon - Wed, Fri Sat 9 a.m - 4 p.m.; Thur, 10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.; Sun 12 - 4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check, please call, 808-270-6135. ULTIMATE SELF DEFENSE & FITNESS WITH TAEKWONDO - Mon-Sat. Get in shape to feel younger, faster and stronger by training in the Taekwondo, the most practiced martial art in the world. Great cross training for all sports, keiki and adults alike can improve focus, agility, balance, speed and even school grades. Most importantly, it’s fun. Kiffmanns’ Maui Elite Taekwondo Center 111 Hana Hwy., Ste. 201, Kahului HI 96732. 808-877-4311.
FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7 - 11 a.m. Farmers Market Maui & Deli, 3636 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, HI 96761. 808-669-7004.
HEALING MOVEMENT CLASSES FOR CANCER PATIENTS - Every Tue & Thu. Using Dragon & Tiger, an ancient self-healing system based on Chi Gung, this movement series releases stress, lessens pain and illness, and increases energy for cancer recovery and prevention. Free. 3 - 4 p.m. YMCA, 250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-243-2999.
FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. Mon - Thur, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m.; Fri, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Farmers Market of Maui, 61 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-875-0949.
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FREE TAI CHI - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunch break with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. Noon - 12:45 p.m. State Office Building, 54 High St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-984-8200.
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SAMURAI SWORDSMANSHIP - Every Tue & Fri. Study the Way of the samurai with Komei Juku Maui, the U.S. Headquarters for Muso Jikiden Eishin Ryu Iaijutsu. $35/month. 6 p.m. - 9 p.m. Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai, 688 Nukuwai Pl., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-573-1965. VOLLEYBALL DAY - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open to everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei. BADMINTON NIGHTS - Mon. West Maui Parks and Recreation presents this opportunity for folks to play this most delightful shuttlecock-centric sport. 6 - 9 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 96761. 808-661-4685. LAHAINA CANOE CLUB WEEKLY PADDLE - Tue. Get
WED - Wet Wednesdays w/ DJ Big Mike, 10pm
buff, talk story, check out the scenery. 5:30 p.m. “paddles wet”. Hanako’o Beach Park (Canoe Beach), 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-870-6466.
ADULT SWIM: TRAINING SESSIONS - Every Mon, Tue & Thu. Pre-registration is not required for these training sessions held on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays (except Sept. 15th and 29th), brought to you by Valley Isle Masters Swimmers swim coach, Janet Renner. $10 individual session / $8 single sessions 15 or more / $154 fo. 6:30 - 7:30 p.m. Kihei Aquatics Center, 303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-874-8137.
MAUI CROQUET CLUB - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You could be an amazing croquet player and not even know it. No mallet? No problem. 2 - 5 p.m. Waipuilani Park, Kihei, HI 96753. 808-879-0087.
TUE - Zeke, $5, 9pm WED - Dubfires, 9pm
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FARMERS’ MARKET AND CRAFT FAIR - Every Tue, Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown produce and locally made goods. 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-871-1307.
OHANA FARMERS & CRAFTERS MARKET - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. Vendors bring a plethora of juicy wares to Ka’ahumanu’s Center Court. 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-3369. RESORT CRAFT FAIR - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian arts and crafts. 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort. CHEFS PRODUCE & PRODUCTS FARMERS MARKET - Every Tue & Thu. Get fresh fruits and vegetables twice a week right in Lahaina. 7 a.m. - 12 p.m. Corner of Lahainaluna Rd & Honoapiilani Highway. ALOHA CRAFT FAIR - Fri. Check out all the locally made home & gift items--great stuff! 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E.Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-872-4320.
HO`OLOKAHI ARTS & CRAFTS FAIR - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m. on Fridays. 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa, 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, HI, 96753. 808-879-1922. KBH CRAFT FAIR - Fri. Cultural crafts and live demos in the lobby. 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, 2525 Ka’anapli Pkwy., Ka’anapali, HI 96761. 808-667-5978. MAUI’S SWAP MEET - Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it all. Killer produce market, too. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m. - 12 p.m. Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-3100. ORGANIC FARMERS MARKET - Sat. Fresh produce that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m. - 12 p.m. Eddie Tam Memorial Center, 931 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 96768. 808-572-8122. NAPILI CRAFT FAIR - Mon. Proceeds earned from sales of these locally-crafted goods go to Maui Family Support Services. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., Napili, HI 96761. 808-242-0900.
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’S CHICAGO PIZZERIA - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30 - 9:30 p.m. BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 96761, 808-661-0700. COOL CAT CAFE - Thurs, Orin & Junior; Fri & Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Erin Smith; Mon, Peter DeAquino; Tue, Live Jazz; Wed, Whaleshark. All sets 7:30 – 10 p.m. Cool Cat Cafe. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina, 96761, 808-667-0908. HULA GRILL - (Early sets) Wed - Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun, TBA; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. 3 - 5 p.m. (Followed by) Thurs, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika; Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Derick Sebastian; Mon, Oversized Productions; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. 6 - 8:30 p.m.Hula Grill.
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Willie K Friday 11/6 ~ 6:30-8:30pm
GAIL SWANSON 8:30-Close
Mulligans Pub quiz Superfreakout
Saturday 11/7 ~ 7-10pm
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Sunday 11/8 ~ 6:30-9:30pm
The Celtic Tigers
BRYON BROWN & THE10-close DERELICTS
Wednesday 11/11
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Willie K Wednesday 11/11 10-Close
Murray Thorne Industry Night 50% off Pupus & Drinks w/ hotel/restaurant ID
874.1131 100 Kaukahi Street, Wailea Located at the Wailea Blue Course (Across from the Kea Lani)
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THURSDAY
FRIDAY
11/05
11/06
PINEAPPLE GRILLE
Scotty Rotten No Cover, 7 - 10pm
Damien Awai No Cover, 7 - 10pm
RUSTY HARPOON
Free Beer Tomorrow No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Unifires No Cover, 10pm - 1am
SANSEI - KAPALUA
Free Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Free Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am
SANSEI - KIHEI
Free Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Free Laser Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Dubfire
Abby St. John
DJ Slackin No Cover, 10pm
DJ Sonny No Cover, 10pm
200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600
SATURDAY
SUNDAY
11/07
11/08
MONDAY - WEDNESDAY
11/9 - 11/11
RB STEAKHOUSE
Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889
2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123
115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004
SANTA FE CANTINA 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
MON - Ryan Palma WED - Dan & Anne Just Us
Kama’aina Night
MON - DJ Rozak; TUE - Taco Tuesday w/ Ryan; WED - Na’au
DJ Decka No Cover, 10pm
Kanoa of Gomega No Cover, 10pm
MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - ADD Twins; All No Cover, 10pm
Karaoke
Karaoke
MON through WED - Karaoke
Kulture Klash 808 No Cover, 9pm - 12am
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
STELLA BLUE’S
1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779
Roger Len Smith $3, 9pm - 1am
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
TIFFANY’S
1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052
Karaoke
Karaoke
TIMBA
Closed
505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873
WATERCRESS
Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350
Live Music
Karaoke
Karaoke
333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414
JAVA JAZZ – Thurs, Rene Alonzo; Fri & Sat, Farzad & Mike Madden; Sun, Angie Carr; Mon, Tracy Stile, Tue & Wed, Rene Alonzo. All sets 7 p.m. – Close. Java Jazz, 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina 96761 KIMO’S RESTAURANT - Mon – Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30 – 8:30 p.m. Kimo’s. 845 Front St., Lahaina 96761, 808-661-4811. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thurs, Kalini Kinimaka 5 - 8 p.m.; Tue, Kenny Roberts 6 - 8 p.m. LuLu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 96761, 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Thurs-Wed, Ranga Pae, 6 - 9 p.m. Merriman’s Kapalua. 1 Bay Drive, Lahaina, HI, 96761, 808-669-6400. MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF - Thurs, Ryan Palma 7 – 10 p.m. Mulligan’s at the Wharf. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front Street, Lahaina, HI 96761, 808-661-8881. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thurs, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg DiPiazza. All sets 6 - 8 p.m.Pioneer Inn. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, HI 96761, 808-669-8889. PINEAPPLE GRILLE - Thurs, Scotty Rotten; Fri, Damien Awai; Sat, Jazz on the Green w/ Brian Cuomo. All sets 7 – 10 p.m. SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Thurs-Sat, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets (except Sat.) 7 - 9 p.m. Sat set 6:30 - 9 p.m. Sea House Restaurant. 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, HI 96761, 808-669-1500.
SOUTH MAUI
Stover 6 – 9 p.m.; Sun, Louise Lambert, 6 – 9 p.m. Gian Don’s Italian Bistro. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753, 808-874-4041.
TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Wed - Sat, Merv Oana; Sun, Howard Ahia; Thurs - Fri, Margie; Tue, Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6 - 10 p.m. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei, HI, 96753, 808-875-9983.
LONGHI’S WAILEA - Sat, acoustic music. Longhi’s. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Ala Nui, Wailea 96753, 808-891-8883.
TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Thurs, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Bobby Ingram; Sun Sultry Sunday w/ Gene and Makana; Mon, Bobby Ingram & Friends; Tue, Halemanu; Wed, Mondo Kane. All sets 6 - 9 p.m. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI, 96753, 808-891-8860.
LULU’S KIHEI - Thurs, Salsa w/ Neto 7 – 10 p.m.; Fri, Wild Rose 6:30 – 9:30 p.m.; Sat, A Bennet Solo 6:30 – 9:30 p.m.; Tues, DezMan 6:30 – 9:30 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargent 5:30 – 7:30 p.m. Lulu’s Kihei. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI, 96753, 808-879-9944.
CENTRAL MAUI
MA’ALAEA GRILL - Thurs - Sat, Benoit Jazz Works w/ Max Benoit on keyboards; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 6:30 9 p.m. Ma’alaea Grill. 300 Maalaea Rd., Maalaea, HI, 96793, 808-243-2206.
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CAFE MARC AUREL - Fri, Indio y Los Elementos 9 p.m.; Mon, Jazz Cafe with Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM 7:30 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793, 808-244-0852.
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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thurs, Rick Glencross 6:30 – 8:30 p.m.; Fri, Gail Swanson 6:30 8:30 p.m.; Sat, The Maui Jazz Band w/ Kelly Covington 7 - 10 p.m.; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6:30 – 9:30 p.m.; Mon, Acoustico 6:30 – 8:30 p.m.; Tues, Diana Arp 6:30 – 8:30 p.m.; Wed, Willie K, 7:30 – 9:30 p.m. Mulligan’s on the Blue. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, HI 96753, 808-874-1131.
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE Thurs, Upcountry Boyz 6 – 9 p.m.; Sat, Cheryl Rae Band 8 – 11 p.m., Mon, Maui Roller Girls Benefit w/ Live Music 6 -9 p.m. Kahului Ale House. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului 96732, 808-877-9001.
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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Fri, Mango Pickers; Sat, Tom Conway; Sun, Viva La Rumba; Mon, Kanoa of Gomega. Wed, Eric Dotterer; Thurs, Erin Smith. All sets 4 - 6 p.m. South Shore Tiki Lounge. Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753, 808-874-6444.
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MAIN STREET BISTRO - Thurs-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5 - 7:30 p.m. Main Street Bistro. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, HI, 96793, 808-244-6816. WATERCRESS - Live Music w/ Jesse Tanoue / Piilani Arias 7 p.m. Watercress. Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku, HI, 96793, 808-243-9350.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI
BEACH BUM’S BAR & GRILL - Tue, Randall Rospond 5 – 8 p.m.; every 2nd Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond 6 – 9 p.m. Beach Bum’s Bar & Grill 300 Maalaea Rd. # 1M, Wailuku, HI, 96793, 808-243-2286.
STELLA BLUES - Thurs, Ah-Tim; Fri, Ahumanu; Tues, Tom Conway; Wed, Roger Len Smith. All sets 4 – 6 p.m. Stella Blues. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, HI, 96753, 808-874-3779.
CAFE DES AMIS - Wed, Stone Violets 6:30 - 9 p.m. Cafe Des Amis. 42 Baldiwn Ave., Paia, HI 96779, 808-579-6323.
DIAMONDS ICE BAR - Sun, Gina Martinelli 7 p.m. Diamonds Ice Bar. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753, 808-874-9299.
TAQUERIA CRUZ - Tue & Sat Live music. All sets 6 - 9 p.m. Taqueria Cruz. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, HI, 96753, 808-875-2910.
CASANOVA ITALIAN BISTRO - Sun, Traditional Hawaiian Show 2 - 6p.m. Casanova Italian Bistro. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao, HI 96768, 808-572-0220.
GIAN DON’S ITALIAN BISTRO- Thurs, Omar & Ken
MON - Karaoke; TUE - Live Music WED - Karaoke
Kava Party w/ Da Kava Band feat. Tiva of Kapena
WOW-WEE MAUI’S
Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Bldg P, Lahaina 96761, 808-667-6636.
Karaoke
FLATBREAD CO. - Wed, Tom Conway & Randall
Rospond 6 - 9 p.m. Flatbread Co. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, HI 96779, 808-579-8989. GREEN BANANA CAFE - Tue, Shea Argel; Thu, Indio; Sat, Soundwave. All sets 6 - 8 p.m. Green Banana Cafe. 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, HI, 96779, 808-579-9130. HANA HOU CAFE - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire; Thurs, Randall Rospond; Sat, Live Music; Mon, The Hula Honeys. All sets 6 - 9 p.m. Hana Hou Cafe. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku, HI, 96708, 808-575-2661. MAX - Thurs, Eric Dotterer; Fri, The Gypsy Guitar of Bo Shores; Sat, Derick Sebastian or Benny Uyetaki; Sun, Bo Shores; Tue, Open Mic; Wed, The Backyard Bruddahs. Max. Ha’iku Town Center, 810 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, HI 96708, 808-575-2629. MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Tue, Open Mic Night; Wed, Benoit Jazzworks 6:30 – 8:30 p.m.; Fri, Randall Rospond 6:30 – 9:30 p.m.; Sat, Steve Sargenti, 6:30 – 8:30 p.m. Moana Bakery & Cafe. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI, 96779, 808-579-9999.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA - 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka`anapali, HI 808-661-1234 Umalu - Thurs, Off Tomorrow, 6-9; Live music nightly All sets 4-6 & 7-9p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. KA`ANAPALI BEACH CLUB - 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Ka`anapali, HI 808-661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thurs, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL - 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy., Ka`anapali, HI 808-661-0011 Tiki Courtyard - Sun-Thurs, Leokane, 6 p.m. Friday, Halau Friday Hula show. 6-9 p.m. KAPALUA RESORT - 1 Bay Dr., Kapalua, HI 808-669-6400 Merriman’s - Fri & Sat. Ranga Pae, 5:30-8:30 p.m. NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, HI 808-669-1500 - Thu, Fri, Tue. Kincaid Kupahu; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun & Wed, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.
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RITZ CARLTON - 1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, HI 808-669-6200
THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI - 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, HI 808-875-4100
The Lounge - Sun, Ron; -Mon, Joshua K; Tue, Tarvin; Wed, Howard, Thurs, Hallie.; Fri, Espresso; Sat, Crazy Fingers. Sun-Thu 7-10 p.m., Fri-Sat 7:3011 p.m. 6:15-9:45 p.m.
Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT - 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, HI 808-661-3611
Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.
Royal Ocean Terrace - Thurs, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.
WAILEA MARRIOTT - 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, HI 808-879-1922
SHERATON MAUI HOTEL - 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Ka`anapali, HI 808-661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Live music nightly, All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.
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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not a big believer in divine creationism, but it still seems somewhat miraculous that before leaves wither and fall off trees for the winter, they turn a vivid variety of hues that happens to be quite beautiful. It seems to me they could just as easily all simply turn the same shade of brown, since theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re all more or less the same shade of green the rest of the year. How lucky we are that things play out the way they do! Instead of merely functional, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re frequently also surprising, gorgeous, and full of grace. Notice and appreciate that this week.
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No one can waste time like a Pisces. You Fish have a remarkable knack for making hours slip past with virtually nothing to show for them. Sure, your mind is busy during these times, but youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re so good at thinking in circles that you could end up hours later right where you began. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all ďŹ ne; what you do with your own time is your own business. However, when you drag other people along on all these pointless drifting journeys through limbo, you should be able to understand why they might not be so eager to join you again, next time. Drift all you want, but know when synching up with the rest of the world would be a better idea, and do it.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Compromise is not your forte. In fact, you often need to be strong-armed into it, and will only acquiesce when you feel you have no other choices. However, I urge you to consider this: it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t always have to feel like youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re settling for less. Although many compromises result in a watered-down scenario where neither party is especially happy, some of them can create a powerful fusion of ideas that produce something thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bigger and better than anyone originally envisioned. Since many of this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s compromises could generate precisely this kind of stunning synergy, I suggest you remain as open to them as possible.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) There are some stains that just wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t come out of your clothes, no matter what kinds of fancy, high-tech cleaning products you use. Ultimately, you may have to relegate that beloved shirt to the trash, or possibly have it become part of your â&#x20AC;&#x153;getting messy outďŹ t.â&#x20AC;? Stains on your soul, however, are much more malleable. Although some may be just as permanent, your soul is a ďŹ&#x201A;exible and dynamic thing; they can mutate into becoming something beautiful and vital. Instead of trying to eradicate pieces of your past experience, seek to incorporate them, into a stunningly beautiful (and achievable) version of you.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Unfortunately, you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t quite be in two different places at once, and even though todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s technology can almost make it possible, the end result is that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not quite really in either one. Split your presence and attention too much and you might as well be as ďŹ&#x201A;imsy, ineffective, and transparent as a ghost. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time to make potentially difďŹ cult choices about where you actually want be, and then go really be there. I know it seems impossible to decide, but youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got to do it. If you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t choose somewhere to go, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll simply wind up nowhere.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Most Cancers arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t especially shy. However, you are some of the most guarded and closed-off people around, hiding your softest and most vulnerable bits behind a nearly-impenetrable emotional shell that frequently keeps you from getting close to people. While it would be nice to only encounter people who were determined to get inside, no matter how hard you made it for them, most people will never try hard enough to penetrate your formidable defenses. That means you have to do the bulk of the work and invite them in. How? Just put yourself out there.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) While fasting periodically can be healthy for both body and soul, if done correctly, if done improperly or for the wrong reasons it can easily wreak havoc on both. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s good for you Leos to do without some of the things you want sometimes, but only when you consciously choose to do so, as an exercise in discipline and, ultimately, appreciation of those things and the other things you have. When you do it out of some misguided masochistic desire to suffer, you do damage to all the things that make you sparkleâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;obviously, not the best idea. Check your motivation before you go without.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t set yourself up for easy disappointment. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re sculpting reality to reďŹ&#x201A;ect your own pessimism; essentially: â&#x20AC;&#x153;If you hate me, keep breathing.â&#x20AC;? You make it almost impossible to prove you wrongâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;so of course your most negative ideas about yourself are frequently â&#x20AC;&#x153;provenâ&#x20AC;? right. This dynamic has got to stop. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not sure why you want so badly to have many of your own worst fears conďŹ rmed, but can you curb that behavior? Steer it towards something positive. While the opposite extremeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;â&#x20AC;&#x153;Blink if you love me!â&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;&#x201D;would be nearly useless, setting yourself up for some easy conďŹ rmation of just how much you are loved, valued, and respected couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t possibly be a bad thing.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) How real are other people to you? Some Libras fall into this trap of seeing people in terms of categories, and while youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re careful to be present and genuine with those you view as friends, many of the other people you interact with (cashiers, coworkers, or the like) become just props who barely catch your notice. Many Libras, for instance, will think nothing of remaining on a cellphone call with a â&#x20AC;&#x153;realâ&#x20AC;? person while they do something entirely different with someone they consider not worthy of their attention. You do see just how awful and snobbish that is, right? Please donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do it.
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