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VOLUME 13 ✚ ISSUE 22

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Coconut Wireless ponders Lingle’s Furlough Friday flip-flop. Rob Report checks in from a Mainland eco festival. LC Watch answers a question about hostess bars. Environmentally friendly vibrators penetrate News of the Weird. Reader Feedback fills with praise for the Unemployment Survival Guide. Eh Brah! pours the guilt on an OJ thief.

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Maui is overrun with feral cats. They’re killing endangered birds and have even passed diseases to seals and dolphins. Officials and animal rights groups can’t agree on a solution, but the truth is, there might not be a solution. We examine the Valley Isle’s kitty situation.

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Furlough Flip-Flop; Say it Ain't So HYPER LOCAL Just finished reading a Chamber of Commerce press release, er, Maui News story, written by Maui News publisher/ Chamber Chairman Joe Bradley. The piece, titled “Forecast for Maui tourism gets brighter,â€? concludes with this quote from Maui Visitors Bureau director Terry Vencl: “Let’s use this down time to revitalize our biggest asset, the spirit of aloha.â€? Look, everyone’s rooting for a rebound; people are out of work, businesses are closing and the mood is gloomy. Setting aside differences in philosophy and values, we’re all in the same leaky rowboat, and we’re all searching with increasing desperation for a bucket. But. Can we please dispense with the platitudes about how all we need to do is revive the aloha spirit and everything will be fine? Maui is a beautiful island with lots of great people. The aloha spirit—commercially co-opted as it may be—is a cool concept that certainly adds to the allure and appeal of this unique, wonderful place. But it’s not something that can be quantified, captured by a brochure or flipped on like a magical touristattracting switch‌.

LOCAL No one outside her inner circle knows what, exactly, caused Gov. Lingle to reverse course on the teacher furloughs she approved less than two months ago, and praised at the time as an example of “leadership� and “shared sacrifice.� But it can’t be a coincidence that the Governor’s plan to restore instructional days was unveiled a mere 72 hours after U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan publicly blasted the furloughs and hinted that they could cost Hawaii federal dollars. (It wasn’t the first time Duncan weighed in on the issue; in an October 23 Honolulu Advertiser op-ed he called the furloughs a “step in the wrong direction.�) As the heat has intensified, Lingle’s done her best to shift the blame onto the teachers’ union.

Ships in the night. Now, of course, she’s trying to spin her proposal—which would scoop $50 million from the state’s “rainy dayâ€? fund and do away with some non-classroom days set aside to give teachers time to prep and attend workshops—as an example of bold leadership, rather than the transparent backpedaling that it is. In a horn-tooting press release titled “Governor Announces Plan to Restore Class Time for Students,â€? Lingle took another not-so-subtle swipe at Hawaii’s teachers, saying it’s time to “get our focus back on improving education—on the quality of education—rather than on simply the quantity of education.â€? Politics aside, if Furlough Fridays are in fact kicked to the curb—however it’s accomplished and whoever self-servingly rushes in to take credit—it’ll be a good thing for students, and therefore a good thing for all of us‌. Speaking of Her Majesty, she returned this week from a trip to China, where she talked energy, tourism and other matters and posed for many photo ops. Her journey to the People’s Republic overlapped with Obama’s, though whether the two crossed paths is unclear. If Lingle’s avoidance of the President after his election is any indication

OVERHEARD “Of course you like me. I’ve never said ‘no’ to you in your life.� - Woman to her dog at Big Beach

(after gleefully jetting to the Mainland to stump for McCain-Palin, she waited months to meet with Obama, citing pressing concerns here at home), I’m guessing they didn’t share a poignant moment on the Great Wall‌. A lawsuit filed by a property owner on Oahu has put House Speaker Calvin Say in a bit of ethical hot water. The suit accuses Say of a conict-of-interest after he voted on a piece of legislation that impacts lease agreements in a building that houses a company—Warabeya U.S.A., Inc.—from which Say receives $1,000 a month. Quoted in a Pacific Business News dispatch, Say says he’s “just an officer in titleâ€? for Warabeya and is “not there for any daily operations.â€? So, to paraphrase: “I don’t really do anything for them, but they pay me 12 grand a year anyway.â€? Must be nice‌. Almost exactly three years ago, Hawaii smokers may recall, the state enacted a law severely restricting where people could light up, including, most notably, bars. Flashforward to the present and that tough antismoking crackdown has netted, drumroll please‌one citation (a Honolulu woman who was slapped with a $25 fine, according to a PBN report). Part of the problem (or not, depending on your perspective) is that only cops and the attorney general’s office are allowed to assess fines, and they have a few items on their to-do lists that rank higher than “write guy a ticket for puffing a Camel.â€? The Department of Health is reportedly pushing for the right to dole out punishment (currently the best they can do is a sternly worded letter), but until then, it looks like the glares and exaggerated coughs of fellow patrons and passersby will remain the best deterrent‌.

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NOT LOCAL As the occupations of Afghanistan and Iraq limp toward the New Year, the military announced that, since January, 211 activeduty, reserve and National Guard troops have committed suicide. Add the 197 soldiers who took their own lives in 2008, and this is like a shadow war, being waged in the hearts and minds of our men and women in uniform. Addressing the issue at a briefing in Washington this week, Gen. Peter Chiarelli offered one of those chillingly clinical military quotes that are absolutely oozing with unintended subtext: “We still haven’t found any statistically significant causal linkage that would allow us to effectively predict human behavior.� ■To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/coconut18

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et’s open up the LC Watch mailbag, and field a question from Alan (no last name given, and the reason will become obvious in a moment), who wonders: “Does the LC [conduct] minor decoy stings at hostess bars?” Hostess bars, for those unfamiliar, are the joints in Central Maui (there are about a dozen in Wailuku and at least one in Kahului) where you can go in, buy a drink and get a girl on the side instead of mixed nuts. (For a firstperson account of what goes on in these places, see Maui Time’s July 2005 feature “What it’s like to work in Wailuku’s hostess bars.” Or see for yourself, provided you’re of legal drinking age and don’t have a jealous spouse waiting at home.) The bars are given class 5, category D licenses and are defined in the LC’s rules as “premises in which employees or entertainers are compensated to sit with patrons.” Those employees have to be registered with the department. Anyway, “Alan,” to answer your question: Yes, the LC does indeed conduct minor decoy stings at hostess bars. The most recent bust noted in this space was in July 2008, when Saigon Palace was slapped with a $2,000 fine (half suspended pending good behavior, if that’s the right word), after one of its employees asked a 19-year-old kid if he wanted to buy a drink. The LC started dispatching decoys to hostess bars in 2007, and even boasted about it in the “accomplishments” section of its annual budget report. Ah yes, sending underage kids into seedy neon dives to get propositioned by, ahem, “hostesses.” Truly something to be proud of. ■ - Jacob Shafer To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/lc18

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n a sunny autumn morning as crisp as a Fuji apple, a gathering crowd fills the sidewalk at the corner of 8th and Brannan in San Francisco. In front of a renovated train station—now the Concourse Exhibition Center—Cirque du Soleil performers dressed in bug costumes do a booty-shaking, Bollywood style dance to entertain those awaiting the opening of the 8th annual Green Festival. Inside, co-founder Kevin Danaher is doing a radio interview while staff, volunteers and vendors make last-minute preparations for the three-day event, set to feature more than 125 speakers and 400 exhibitors. Those offering the latest in green building, natural foods, eco-fashion,

Danaher, who equates its magnitude to when feudalism gave way to capitalism some five centuries ago. “If you look at avalanches,” he says, “you’ll notice that they start small. Basically, we’ve got to accelerate this transition to a green economy, or we’re screwed.”

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anaher goes about his work, along with co-producer Alisa Gravits of Green America, with a staff of 50 putting on a $1 million festival, while paying himself an annual salary of $40,000. It’s enough to get by, and far more than millions of people worldwide whose lot Danaher has tried to improve by spearheading development projects and going to bat for

“We’re in the cancer stage,” says Global Exchange founder Kevin Danaher, “where money values are rapidly eroding life values.” renewable energy, clean technology, socially responsible investing, green media, organic foods and green careers must go through a rigorous screening process and meet strict standards of social and environmental responsibility. “There’s a lot of greenwashing out there,” says Danaher. San Francisco is the birthplace of the very first Green Festival, which now travels to Seattle, Chicago, Denver and Washington, D.C. The event is a joint project of Global Exchange, the international human rights and fair trade organization Danaher founded over 20 years ago, and Green America, which uses economic strategies and other tools to promote social and environmental justice. More than just a green trade show, the Green Festival also walks its talk, recycling or composting nearly all the waste generated with the help of volunteers—some 1,000 strong for the weekend—monitoring exactly what goes into each color recycling bin throughout the exhibition hall. Coffee, tea and chocolates are certified Fair Trade, beer and wine are organic and biodynamic and vegetarian food is served on compostable plates. The gathering is intended to offer hope, inspiration and practical ideas. To Danaher, there is recognition that the transition to sustainability must happen soon, not because it’s trendy, but because it is absolutely essential. “We’re in the cancer stage,” he says, “where money values are rapidly eroding life values.” This is a seismic transition, says

the rights of women, farmers, children, laborers and indigenous communities. A single entry or three-day Green Festival pass costs $15. Those arriving via mass transit receive a $5 discount, as do those arriving by bicycle (a bicycle valet service is free). There are samples galore: skin care products, energy bars, green cinema trailers, organic apples, kombucha, eco-magazines, atmospheric water. The Hemp Industries Association Pavilion showcases hemp clothing, bags, paper, nutritional foods and oils, body care products and educational materials. Speakers cover the gamut of green topics: Medea Benjamin (Code Pink, and Danaher’s wife) addresses “Moving from hope to action: Ending war in the age of Obama”; renowned mycologist Paul Stamets unveils his plan for how “Mushrooms can save the world”; Amy Goodman of Democracy Now! explicates the power of independent journalism; others speak about bamboo as construction material, aquaponics, the politics of food safety, teaching green justice and youth empowerment/green career programs. Participants can be treated to a free “Hands-on stress evaluation,” or a minimassage. Pet owners can pick up “SWheat scoop” kitty litter, made from non-toxic grain chaff, or 100 percent flushable dog waste bags. There are myriad green printing options, and even paper made from elephant dung. It’s all part of a retrofit for an economic system that is in disarray and desperately calling for a complete makeover.

Author David Korten addresses the issue in his newest book, Agenda for a New Economy: Why Wall Street Can’t Be Fixed and How to Replace It. “A 30-year experiment with trickle-down economics that favored the interests of Wall Street speculators over the hard working people…proved not to work,” writes Korten. “We now live with the devastating consequences. “Corrective action begins with recognition that our economic crisis is, at its core, a moral crisis. Our economic institutions and rules…consistently place financial values ahead of life values. We must now come together to create the institutions of a new economy founded on a values-based pragmatism that recognizes a simple truth: if the world is to work for any of us, it must work for all of us.” Korten is adamant that there be no more government bailouts of failed institutions. He advocates vigorous antitrust enforcement to break up excessive concentrations of economic power and to help restore market discipline. He says we need to strive for food independence by rebuilding local food systems, and energy independence by supporting local entrepreneurs creating businesses to apply renewable technologies. He favors rebuilding our infrastructure to promote walking, biking and public transportation, and to aid the recovery of our farms and forestlands. He seeks to create a true ownership society where people have an opportunity to purchase a home they can afford to keep and a stake in enterprises on which their lives depend. It’s not pie-in-the-sky thinking, and it can happen. But we need to shift some major practices and institutions, both Korten and Danaher understand. Danaher tosses out the number of U.S. military bases around the world—865—and says the tremendous amount of resources being poured into them is part of the imbalance that is eroding life values. At a time of unprecedented focus on our economy—in Hawaii, California and globally—the Green Festival and its founders are offering real, viable solutions for strengthening local communities with eco-friendly products, services, investments and programs. It’s part of a mission to work with businesses everywhere to grow a green economy that’s good for the people and the planet. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/rr18

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by Chuck Shepherd

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GREEN WITH LUST For some consumers, good environmental citizenship is important even when choosing among sex accessories. No longer will they tolerate plastic personal vibrators made with the softeners called phthalates, or body lubricants that contain toxic chemicals typically found in, say, antifreeze, or leather restraints from slaughtered cattle. In an October issue, Time magazine described a market of organic lubricants, biodegradable whips and handcuffs, vegan condoms and glass or mahogany vibrators (even handcrankable models, eliminating the need for batteries). Some Catholic Church officials have also embraced the concept to further denounce chemical and latex birth controls, re-characterizing the traditional “rhythm” family planning as the back-to-nature detection of ovulation via body signals.

NO MORE REACH-AROUNDS The British retailer Debenhams announced in September that it would begin selling men’s briefs whose opening is more accessible from the left side, for left-handers who have been forced for decades to manipulate a rightside opening. Previously, said a Debenhams executive, “[L]eft-handed men have to reach much further into their pants, performing a Z-shaped maneuver through two 180-degree angles before achieving the result that righthanded men perform with ease.”

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WE SMELL A REALITY SHOW CNN, reporting from the London Zoo in August, described the excitement surrounding news that the zoo would soon acquire a 12-year-old male gorilla from a preserve in France. Zoo officials were pleased, but its three older female gorillas were almost ecstatic. Shown posters of Yeboah, the male, female Zaire “shrieked in delight,” while Effie wedged the poster into a tree and stared at it and Mjukuu held the photo close to her chest, “then ate it.”

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The birth of two chicks on the same day at the Jerusalem Biblical Zoo in April was unusual enough, but especially noteworthy because of the birds’ lineage. Their fathers were a gay vulture couple about 10 years ago, according to a report in the Israeli daily Haaretz , and zoo caretakers provided them an artificial egg to “incubate” until they could replace the egg with a just-hatched vulture, as if the male-male couple had birthed it. In “an insane coincidence,” said a zoo official, the two males eventually separated and paired with females, and those females hatched eggs on the same day last April. Two weeks ago, according to Haaretz, the two chicks achieved independence on the same day and were moved to the zoo’s aviary.

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RECESSION PWOOF A young, media-shy Chinese woman, identified only as “Mrs. Wang” purchased an 18-month-old Tibetan mastiff in September for a reported 4 million yuan (about $585,000). The price is almost four times the previous reported high for the purchase of a dog (a cloned Labrador, by a Florida family). ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/notw18

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Re Sara Tekula’s November 12 feature “The Unemployment Survival Guide”: You’ve done a good job here, even though you’re “jobless.” The whole time I was reading this, I was thinking to myself, “Hmm… here’s an articulate, thoughtful, hard-working person who is spelling out the details of receiving UI. She is even so astute as to recommend hydration, health and scheduling considerations.” The fact that you count as one of Hawaii’s and America’s unemployed is actually one of the most dismal pieces of news on the subject to date. Feel like working on a Furlough Friday piece sometime?

Amanda Li Wilson, via mauitime.com Brilliantly written article: upbeat, humorous, informative and inspiring. I have first-hand knowledge of the unemployment struggles on this Island. Everything reported in the article is to a T. Usually I can’t pay attention long enough to read an article of this length but this one flowed so well I didn’t even check the six tweets and notifications I got while reading it. I would like to add my multiple job theory: Almost everyone I know holds down at least two jobs, some three. So there is plenty of work to go around, however having only one job on this island is not likely to pay your bills anymore. Those damn Baby Boomers lived in a great era didn’t they? If we could get back to needing only one job, there would be two to three times as much work available. How come wages don’t inflate at the same rate as everything else? Oh that’s right: people vote, corporations decide.

Shawn Michael, via mauitime.com Collecting unemployment is not that hard people. It is amazing how much you complain about getting such a great benefit you feel you are so entitled to. There is an entire group of our society who have mastered the art of collecting unemployment checks: hotel

workers (particularly banquet servers), sub teachers, employees of parasailing companies, tax preparers, actors/actresses and any other film industry stooge and union construction workers. If you have friends in any of the aforementioned fields, chances are they can tell you how to get through the process unscathed. One more thing: chances are your unemployment check is more than that poor state worker’s paycheck, so keep that in mind before you give them too hard of a time.

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you want to use, and follow the simple steps. (NOTE: In most cases, you’ll have to have an active account with the service you want to use; if you don’t, sign up before attempting to share the article.) Re the November 12 story “Your Report Card, Mr. President”: Wow, this was a lot less biased than I would expect from Maui Time. For that I applaud you. Grades seem fair. Over time some things may get worse, some better. Later in his term we’ll get a clearer view of the impact of President Obama.

Nathan, via mauitime.com I haven’t had to go through the process of filing for unemployment (yet), but I did get to watch my son try to get work for six months, so I have seen the frustration a person can go through. I felt I needed to share how much I enjoyed the article. It was well written and a great use of what could have and may have been at times a very frustrating use of a person’s day. She handled it well and this article could be very helpful to the next round of participants in the system—it should be required reading. I really like the way it was laid out in smaller boxes, which contained similar content, it made for much easier reading and negotiating through it all. And Ramio Alonso’s illustrations were an added benefit. With all that said, I’d like to share the article, but I’m unsure about how to use the “share of save article” feature.

Jim Hall, via e-mail Ed. Note: To use the “share or save” feature, type the URL at the end of the article in Maui Time’s print edition (in this case, mt.hy. pr/feature17) into your smartphone or PC. You’ll be given the option to share the article via e-mail or an array of microblogging and social news, bookmarking and networking services like Twitter, Facebook, Digg, Delicious, etc. Click on the icon of the service

Hey, he got his kids a puppy—that was one promise for which he should receive an A+. Why not report that success?

Bill, via mauitime.com Re the November 12 Coconut Wireless entry about Obama’s Chief Agricultural Inspector nominee, Islam Siddiqui: Outrage over the seed industry’s heavy-handed tactics is a limited perspective of what the appointment could mean. Politically, it’s a poor move with far-reaching political impacts—for Obama and for the US. On two levels, it makes this country look bad. Obama’s first act as President was to sign into law a ban on the rotating door between corporate heads and federal agency heads and cherry positions in the government for industry lobbyists. Siddiqui’s appointment is in flagrant disregard to that law and should be challenged on that basis. Obama has also presented himself as trying to move this country back to center and a place of respect internationally instead of being perceived as the bully we’ve become. In this he has begun to have some success. Siddiqui will do considerable damage to that effort.

Maybe the “revolving door” happens because those are the most qualified people for the job and most familiar. Just like any other job in the world, experience and personal connections are the most important things. Because it’s for the government doesn’t make it a big conspiracy.

Teo, mauitime.com Ed. Note: The question isn’t (usually) about qualifications—it’s about loyalty. Elected and appointed public officials are supposed to serve the people; private lobbyists are charged only with serving the financial interests of one specific company or industry. To believe individuals can switch sides—often repeatedly—without blurring the line is naïve at best. May I say, I really like all your covers these days, Maui Time? The graphics have been killer.

Erin Smith, via Facebook OOPS! In the November 12 Food & Drink story “Monsoon Season,” we failed to give credit to photographer John Law. We regret the oversight.

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he predator pads silently through the pili grass, crouched low, muscles tensed. Slits of yellow, nearly obscured by distended black pupils, glow from the corners of its eyes. Its ears, sensitive enough to pick up ultrasonic frequencies, fan methodically. Its tail twitches, its shoulders hunch and ripple. There is a pause and then—pounce! The ‘ua‘u turns too late. The bird tries to lift its wings, to scramble back to its burrow, but two sets of retractable claws sink into its back, pinning it to the ground. Powerful jaws clamp down on the ’ua‘u’s neck as knifelike teeth lodge between its cervical vertebrae, severing its spinal cord with a sickening pop. Noiselessly as it came, the predator stalks away, dragging its lifeless prize into the bushes. As night envelopes Haleakala, yellow eyes pierce the darkness and a low yowl can be heard over the crunch of feathers and bones. The predator is perhaps the most skilled and voracious on Maui—a genetically honed hunter with a wide range of prey that includes endemic endangered species. And its numbers are growing. CATS IN PARADISE

FERAL CATS ARE RUNNING RAMPANT ON MAUI, THREATENING NATIVE SPECIES AND SPREADING DISEASE.

IS THERE A SOLUTION—OR ARE THEY HERE TO STAY? BY JACOB SHAFER 12 November 19, 2009

Our relationship with cats dates back thousands of years. The dog may be man’s best friend, but Felis catus is the most widely owned pet on the planet, with “600 million cats liv[ing] among humans worldwide,” according to a report in the June issue of Scientific American. They come into our homes, rub against our legs, claw our furniture, curl up in our laps and sleep in our beds. We feed them, play with them, love them like members of the family. Because of this association, it’s easy to forget what powerful creatures they are. Sure, domestication has swelled their bellies and dulled their instincts. But under the surface, little Fluffy is a territorial carnivore, genetically indistinguishable from her untamed feline ancestors. That becomes obvious when cats go feral. A feral cat—not to be confused with a stray—is a cat that was either born in the wild or abandoned at a young age. Feral cats “are not socialized and disdain human contact,” according to the Maui Humane Society’s definition. They may look like our beloved pets, but for all intents and purposes they are wild animals. And there are a lot of them on Maui. Feral cats are nocturnal and skittish, and colonies have taken hold in remote regions, making accurate counts difficult to come by. Fern Duvall, a wildlife biologist with the state Department of Land and Natural Resources, cites an estimate that puts the figure as high as 400,000. Maui Humane

Society Director Jocelyn Bouchard says there is “no scientific basis for that number,” but that “certainly we’re talking about a couple hundred thousand.” Either way, there are at least as many feral cats living on Maui as there are humans. “They’ve found paradise in the same place we have,” Duvall told a group of about 50 concerned residents last week at the Tavares Community Center in Pukalani. “And it has had catastrophic results.” Duvall showed graphic slides featuring the partially digested remains of native birds pulled from the stomachs of feral cats. He said thus far Maui’s cats haven’t pushed any native species to extinction but added “that could change soon.” Duvall laid out several reasons why cats are a particularly harmful invasive species. First, they’re extremely fecund—a fertile male and female cat and their descendants can produce up to 420,000 offspring in a seven-year span. Even factoring in high kitten mortality and shorter lifespans, it’s easy to see how a feral feline population can explode in a tropical location with abundant food and few competing predators. Cats are also “opportunistic hunters,” meaning they’ll stalk and kill prey even when they aren’t hungry (as every owner whose Friskies-fattened housecat has left a half-chewed rat on the doorstep can attest). And they’re obligate carnivores—they have to eat meat. “There’s no such thing as a vegetarian cat,” Duvall said, eliciting one of the evening’s few laughs. Add the fact that Hawaii’s endemic birds aren’t hardwired to fear cats and you’ve got a recipe for disaster. “Hawaii has more unique species than almost any place on Earth,” said Duvall. “It’s a very special heritage...feral cats are a threat to that.” Duvall was joined at the meeting— sponsored by Friends of Haleakala National Park—by Maui’s public health officer, Dr. Lorrin Pang. Dr. Pang outlined some of the diseases that can be spread by cats: typhus, E. coli, salmonella, Bartonella (better known as cat scratch fever), toxoplasmosis. That last one is a parasite found in cat feces. Duvall said it’s been detected in animals ranging from nene geese to spinner dolphins and monk seals. “Cat colonies are becoming the norm, not the exception,” said Duvall. Of course, the question that naturally follows is, what are we going to do about it?

TO KILL OR NOT TO KILL? “I’d love to spay feral cats all day, but I’ve got to pay my mortgage,” said a woman who identified herself as a vet, during the question and answer session following Duvall and Pang’s presentations. “You get the resources together and I’ll do it,” she added, to a smattering of applause. According to Duvall, to stabilize the population of feral cats on-island, 74 percent would have to be spayed or neutered. Right now, he said, we’re spaying and neutering less than 1 percent. “This is a huge problem,” acknowledges Bouchard. “When they’re in these remote areas, it becomes very difficult to control.” The Maui Humane Society supports a policy known as TNR, “trap, neuter, return.” Bouchard adds an “M,” for “manage.” Once a colony has been stabilized, it’s important

“Nature cannot be frozen in time,” writes no-kill advocate Nathan Winograd. “No matter how many so-called ‘non-native’ animals are killed, the goal of total eradication will never be reached.” to monitor the health and wellbeing of the animals and their environment, she says. While it endorses TNR, the Humane Society does euthanize animals. On the far end of the spectrum is Makawao-based 9th Life Hawaii, an organization that says it has “sterilized more than 1,700 cats” since 2006. “We are the undisputed leaders of the NO KILL movement on Maui, a movement that is being embraced world-wide,” reads the group’s mission statement. One of the works cited by 9th Life and

rid of the cats, won’t the rats take over?” To the first point, Duvall acknowledged cats aren’t the only threat to endangered birds. To the second, he said it’s a common misconception that predators control the prey population. In fact, he said, it’s the other way around—a female cat will ovulate more frequently if prey is plentiful, propagating as quickly and profusely as the environment allows. Duvall urged cat owners to spay and neuter their pets and to keep animals

They may look like our pets, but they're wild animals.

It’s also worth noting that cats are by no means newcomers to Hawaii—they’re nearly as entrenched as we are. A December 2007 New York Times report called Captain James Cook “a veritable Johnny Appleseed of the cat.” (Not the worst thing he’s ever been called.) Cook and other Westerners may have planted Hawaii’s fertile feline garden, but subsequent generations of humans (of all races and cultures) have tended it and helped it grow. In fact, Bouchard says, it’s a cycle that builds on itself: as the feral cat population grows, so does the myth that releasing cats into the wild to fend for themselves is a viable option. “People who are moving off-island or have unwanted kittens see all the [feral] cats out there and think, ‘Well, they’ve got a fighting chance,’” she says. As the meeting in Pukalani wound down, the prevailing sentiment seemed to be: blame the humans. “Get rid of people!” one person shouted to a murmur of approval. She doesn’t go that far, but Bouchard agrees we have to accept culpability. “We need to point the finger back at ourselves,” she says. “The best way to stem the tide is to change our own behavior.” There’s certainly truth in that. But whether the answer is TNR, eradication or some combination of the two, it’ll require a huge outpouring of resources and manpower to get results. Until then, even if you disagree with his philosophy, it seems Winograd is right: feral cats will always exist. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/feature18

FERAL CATS: STRIKING STATISTICS

400,000 High-end estimate of the number of feral cats on Maui

other no-kill proponents is Redemption, a book by animal rights activist and former attorney Nathan Winograd. In his chapter on feral cats, Winograd rejects eradication, and accuses those who support killing feral cats to protect native species of “biological xenophobia.” “The notion that native species have more value than non-native ones finds its roots historically in Apartheid South Africa and Nazi Germany,” he writes. (He does add that the “nativist movement” is not “inherently racist.”) For Winograd and others who share his views, the eradication of feral cats is not only immoral, but also impractical. “Nature cannot be frozen in time,” he writes. “No matter how many so-called ‘non-native’ animals (and plants for that matter) are killed, the goal of total eradication will never be reached. As far as feral cats are concerned, they will always exist.” Several people at the meeting brought up similar points. One woman asked why feral cats were being singled out over pigs, mongooses and other invasive animals. Another questioner wondered, “If we get

and food indoors. He said people who feed cat colonies, while they often “have good intentions,” are contributing to the problem. But he stopped short of endorsing eradication, or any other sweeping solution. “I’m [only] here to call attention to the problem,” he said. He did add that the DLNR is working on rules to address the issue, but the clearest point that came across during the nearly three-hour meeting was: nobody has an answer.

420,000 Number of offspring one fertile male and female cat and their descendants can produce in a seven-year span

74 PERCENT Portion of Maui’s feral cat population that would have to be spayed or neutered to prevent it from growing

ONLY OURSELVES TO BLAME Other islands have dealt with feral cats. According to a 2004 study published in the journal Conservation Biology, feral cats have been completely eliminated from nearly 50 islands worldwide, through a combination of trapping, hunting, poisoning and the introduction of disease. (All of which, clearly, could have serious, unintended environmental consequences.) However, most of those islands were smaller than 2 square-miles, and the largest—Marion Island in the Indian Ocean— was 112 square-miles. Maui is 727 squaremiles. Add its unique geography and isolation, and comparisons become problematic.

> 1 PERCENT Portion that is currently being spayed or neutered

112 SQUARE-MILES Size of Marion Island, the largest island where feral cats have been successfully eliminated

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aui is dead last when it comes to adopting food trends from metro areas, but the silver lining is that only tried-and-true trends make it. When David Paul’s Island Grill in Lahaina said they were doing Chef’s Tables, I jumped at the chance. Soon I found myself nestled into the kitchen at David Paul’s Island Grill, sitting

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at a beautifully set table for two. This is not a controlled environment; no romantic lighting or ambiance. Instead, it’s a hustling and bustling kitchen replete with clanking dishes, swinging doors and chefs and servers shouting at each other. But I’m at home, and in the capable hands of Executive Chef and owner David Paul.

There’s no menu at a Chef’s Table, just a chef and plates of amazing food paired with fabulous wine. To break the ice, we start with a toast of champagne, a wonderful glass of Nicolas Feuillatte, and an amusebouche, tofu with avocado relish served on beautiful handmade blue plates by Seattle glass artist Kurt McVay. The tofu dish is light, a nice entry into this dining experience. The soup course comes next, with the chilled watermelon gazpacho. It’s a surprise to the tongue—the watermelon mellows the jalepeno and diced onions and the olive oil enriches the flavors. This is not Chef David Paul’s first restaurant on Maui. His reputation precedes him, though he admits he’s having mixed reactions from the community with his latest endeavors. Perhaps some have forgotten what he brought to Maui in the ’80s and ’90s, or maybe his absence after 2000 was a bitter pill. Either way, I’m here without preconceived notions. What Chef Paul demonstrates is that his heart is in the right place, and his passion for innovation is undeterred by the hubbub his reputation stirs. He’s here to create something new and different, and tonight his focus is me and the table I occupy among his staff and stoves. I get to take in a lot of raw emotion as my next course is served. The new style sashimi is incredible—fresh grown herbs stud a spectacular square of high grade limemarinated ahi. Cerrano chile and garlic grace the surface, and a white soy-based sauce is dabbled on top. A table of ten orders the tasting menu and a flurry of action swirls

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he price we pay to live in paradise is that we’re often so busy we don’t get to enjoy it. Between the multiple jobs, family and bills that keep piling up, it’s tough to appreciate the sweet sea breeze, to admire sunsets painted in every color of sweet, ripe Lilikoi. It’s depressing to live a dream vacation spot, and always feel like you need one. But not when you’re listening to Cecilio & Kapono, or C & K as their fans know them. You can almost feel the stress and tension melting off. Listening to C & K is like sipping a pina colada on the beach, hot sand between your toes…except you can do it in your car, while sipping your coffee and checking your hair. (Not that I’d recommend that.) The best way to listen to Cecilio & Kapono is surrounded by good

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friends, relaxing and unwinding. C & K capture that idyllic Hawaii, the one where we take the time to enjoy the natural beauty that surrounds us. Cecilio and Kapono met on the North Shore of Oahu in 1973, jammed together, liked what they heard and the rest is history. When I asked how many albums they’ve recorded—between touring the

world—Cecilio told me to ask Kapono. “I think maybe twelve,” Kapono responded. (Wikipedia tells me 14.) When asked about his favorite place to perform, Kapono simply replied, “Anywhere I’m performing.” Asked what his favorite song is to perform, Cecilio said his favorite song is whichever he’s working on. “We write the songs, and you pick your favorite.” Although Kapono describes himself as shy, it’s hard to believe him in the face of his accomplishments. He’s won multiple Na Hoku Hono Hono awards, and authored an award-winning children’s book. I asked him how he manages and he replied, “Performing helps me. I love to do it. I talk through my music.” Kapono is a local boy, and throughout high school and college he remained very athletic. He says if hadn’t chosen to play music, he would probably be a professional football player. Kapono was introduced to music at a young age, when he began singing in a choir. In addition to singing, guitar, bass, ukelele and keyboard, he also has some experience with drums.

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Outgoing and personable, Cecilio originally came to Hawaii from the Mainland, where he received formal training. He’s versed in a range of instruments, including guitar, piano, various hand percussion instruments, mandolin, congas and harmonica. Despite their divergent pasts, Cecilio and Kapono agree on what message they want their music to get across: love. “Whether it’s finding love, losing love, unrequited… any form of love is the message we’re trying to convey,” Kapono said. “ Love, peace, happiness. I want people to feel happy; I want them to feel good.” C & K have been together for 36 years. With that sort of longevity, they’ve got to be doing something right. While they both continue to pursue solo careers, they still reunite yearly to create the music that moves us, and more importantly, gets some of us to stop moving. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/music18

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y favorite TV show was always The Twilight Zone, which asked its viewers, what would you do? An interesting episode of the ’80s version of the show was called “Button, Button,” written by Richard Matheson, about a couple who were given a box with a red button on top from a strange man, who told them if they pushed the button they would receive thousands of dollars, but someone they didn’t know would die. Now, that episode gets a feature-length adaptation from writer/ director Richard Kelly, who gave us the visionary Donnie Darko and the messy but always interesting Southland Tales. Cameron Diaz and James Marsden play a troubled couple who are given the box by a nameless man with a disfigured face (Frank Langella) and ponder whether to press the red button or go on with their unremarkable lives. This is the most focused film Kelly has

Worst marriage counselor ever. made and, while it is an elaborate expansion on a simple idea, he goes in intriguing directions that Matheson and even Twilight Zone creator Rod Serling would approve of. The look of the movie is terrific, as it not only recreates the decor of 1976 but also the stylistic appearance of a ’70s film, with its soft, fuzzy imagery and artsy framing. Diaz is touching as the melancholy school teacher with a sad past and Marsden is equally good as her husband, but

Langella—so great playing everything from Richard Nixon to Dracula—is strangely not menacing enough, even with grotesque make-up effects aiding him. In the end, the film is weird—and not always in a good way. The tone is deadly serious, but many moments are unintentionally hilarious, especially whenever Kelly has some goofy-looking extras stare into the camera and offer a “menacing” look. There are other moments that are meant to be

chilling but are so silly, I laughed aloud during the screening (and I wasn’t alone). The complex story takes a while to take off and doesn’t really get going until the third act, with a bizarre, campy set piece in a library that offers some cool special effects and kick-starts the rest of the film. Without giving away a single plot point, I’ll say that the climax is compelling and remarkably cruel in ways you don’t normally see in a Hollywood movie. Even with a few cool and unsettling scenes, the strong lead actors and better art direction than a whole season of That ’70s Show, there are several sequences here that are so absurd, they sap the film’s momentum and threaten to derail it entirely. I like The Box the more I think about it, but something this strange and uneven is a good bet for DVD, not the big screen. Which—given its small-screen beginnings—seems about right. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/film18

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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20 THE COVE 5pm Rated PG13/92 min. A repentant former dolphin trainer spearheads a mission into a carefully guarded cove filled with dark secrets. An “eco thriller� that entertains, provokes and informs—without Al Gore or a PowerPoint presentation.

The Messenger

BRIGHT STAR 7:30pm Rated PG/119 min. Poet John Keats falls for the brash girl next door in 19th century London, but illness and adversity threaten to pull them apart. Pack your hankies.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24

TRUCKER

THE ROAD

5pm Rated R/93 min. A boozing, cruising female truck driver has her world turned upside down when her 11-year-old son re-enters her life. Twenty

5pm Rated R/119 min. Cormac McCarthy’s bleak, gripping novel is adapted for the screen, with Viggo

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27 JULIE & JULIA 2pm Rated PG13/123 min. Meryl Streep is iconic chef Julia Childs and Amy Adams is a writer who tries to recreate all her famous recipes in this cinematic melding of two memoirs. Warning: you will visit the snack bar. Repeatedly.

THE LOVELY BONES 5pm Rated PG13/139 min. Director Peter Jackson takes a break from orcs and giant apes to tell the story of a young girl who is murdered and returns to watch over her family—and her killer.

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Mortensen as a father who leads his son through an unyielding post-apocalyptic wasteland. Early nominee for the feelgood movie of the year.

PRECIOUS 7:30pm Rated R/110 min. Another heart-wrencher based on a bestselling novel, this one follows the travails of a 16-year-old girl twice impregnated by her deadbeat father and abused by her unfeeling mother who somehow finds redemption in 1980s Harlem.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25 THE MESSENGER 2pm Rated R/105 min. An Army officer comes home from a tour in Iraq only to be given an equally odious assignment: informing the families of fallen soldiers. Maui’s Woody Harrelson co-stars.

bucks says there’s a scene where she teaches him to honk the horn.

EVERYBODY’S FINE 7:30pm Rated R/105 min. Robert De Niro plays a widower who goes on a holiday road trip to drop into the dysfunctional lives of his grown children. No word on whether he brings his lie detector and potty-trained cat.

The Road

7:30pm Rated R/109 min. George Clooney plays a slick corporate snake who gets thrown off his game by a woman. Isn’t that always the way? â–

All films screen at the Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Kahului; tickets $10 with VIP fast-pass, $12 general, keiki 12 and under admitted to PG and G rated films free; for more info call 242-SHOW or visit mauifilmfestival.com Screenings run through January 3; see subsequent issues for more listings

by Anu Yagi

Film Capsules

anu@mauitime.com

Maui Film Festival Candlelight Cinema Will return with the First Light: Academy screenings for Nov. & Dec. 2009.

New This Week THE BLINDE SIDE - PG13 - Drama - An underdog, overweight football player is transformed into an NFL prospect with the help of Sandra Bullock and a boatload of uplifting sports movie clichés. 126 min. Jacob Shafer NEW MOON - PG13 - Fantasy - Preteens rejoice: the Twilight saga continues, now with even more gaunt cheekbones, carefully mussed hair and quivering vampire angst. 130 min. JS PLANET 51 - PG - Family - Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and John Cleese join forces at last, providing voices for this animated feature about an alien race not so different from our own. 87 min. JS

Now Showing 2012 - PG - Thriller - A turn of the Mayan calendar wreaks global special effects-aided havoc, in what is sure to be every doomsday buff’s volcano-erupting, tidal-waving crashing wet dream. John Cusack and Woody Harrelson are among the large ensemble cast. 158 min. A CHRISTMAS CAROL & 3D - PG - Family Dickens’s tale of apparition-induced Yuletide redemption gets the CGI treatment, with Jim Carrey providing multiple voices. Of course, the last time Jim Carrey was involved in a film version of a classic children’s book, the result was The Grinch. But we’ll hold out hope. 96 min. JS A SERIOUS MAN - R - Comedy - Academy Award winning directors Joel and Ethen Cohen darkly comedic exploration of Judiasm offers insights to Life’s Big Questions. 105 min. ASTRO BOY - PG - Family - A skillful scientist creates a super-power robot in the image of his deceased son, known as Astro Boy. Still grieving, he rejects the replica he created. When aliens threaten the Earth, Astro Boy embarks on an adventure to save the planet, become famous, and reconcile with pops. 94 min. IN MY LIFE - Unrated - Comedy - A film from the Philippines, it stars Vilma Santos as (sh!t you not) Shirley Templo, a Filipino librarian who moves to New York to be closer to her estranged son, Mark (Luis Manzano). From there, the film explores the complex relationship she has with Mark’s partner Noel (John Lloyd Cruz), who helps Templo as she works through

Yes, they really stare at goats.

the frustrations of big city life. 120 min. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY - R - Horror - The same low-budget, high-yield strategy as The Blaire Witch Project (1999), this film follows a young suburban couple (Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat) who move into a seeminglynormal starter house, but soon find themselves haunted by the things that go bump in the night. So, they set up video cameras to help figure out what’s so frightening. 86 min. PIRATE RADIO - R - Comedy - A motley crew of old British rock ‘n rollers stick it to the Man via the airwaves from a boat in the middle of the North Sea. When the Man strikes back, their loyal listeners rally to the rescue. 134 min. THE BOX - PG13 - Horror - The titular item is sort of like a genie, but in addition to granting you a wish if you open it, it also kills someone. Here’s betting the couple that finds it on their doorstep chooses the less moral path, or that running time is totally unjustified. See this week’s Film Critique for more. 115 min. JS THE FOURTH KIND - PG13 - Horror - Gee, did I miss the First through Third Kinds? This is one of those inspired-by-true-events thrillers, about political shenanigans and mysterious disappearances in Alaska. (Hey, I solved the mystery: she left to go on a national book tour.) 98 min. JS THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS - R Comedy - A reporter in Iraq hooks up with a dude who claims paranormal abilities, and somewhere along the way a goat gets stared at. George Clooney, Ewan McGregor and Jeff Bridges star. 93 min. JS THIS IS IT - PG - Documentary - Drawing from over 100 hours of behind-the-scenes footage of Michael Jackson, as he prepared for the comeback he for so long, longed-for (which would have kicked-off this summer in London, at The O2 arena), this film was produced with the steadfast backing of the Michael Jackson estate. An in-depth epitaph that also pays homage to the production efforts that never fully materialized, this stunningly produced documentary is a celebration of Jackson’s life, made with fans in mind—-a non-critical look at the last life and times of one of the greatest performers of our age. 120 min. WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE - PG - Family - Director Spike Jonze teamed with Dave Eggers in creating the hip screen adaptation of this classic children’s tale, written and illustrated by the legendary Maurice Sendak. Staying true to the book’s delightfully moody palate, Jonze combines live action with CGI and (the all-too lost art of) puppeteering— bringing to life the whimsical characters beloved by so many since 1963. 94 min.

SHOWTIMES FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), 2012 - PG - F 3:35, 7:00, 10:20. Sa-Su 12:00, 3:35, 7:00, 10:20. M-Tu 3:35, 7:00, 10:20. Paranormal Activity - R - F 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Sa-Su 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. M-Tu 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Planet 51 - PG - F 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. Sa 1:30, 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. M-Tu 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. The Blind SIde - PG13 - F 4:15, 7:15, 10:15. Sa-Su 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:15. M-Tu 4:15, 7:15, 10:15. The Box - PG13 - Th 1:55, 4:05, 4:35, 6:45, 7:15, 9:25, 9:55. The Fourth Kind - PG13 - Th 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Where the Wild Things Are - PG - Th 4:00. KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), A Serious Man - R - F-Sa 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. Su-Tu 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15. Astro Boy - PG - F 11:05, 1:15, 3:25. Sa 11:05, 1:15. Su-Tu 11:05, 1:15, 3:25. Paranormal Activity - R - F 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Sa 7:45, 9:55. Su-Tu 5:35, 7:45. Planet 51 - PG - F-Sa 11:10, 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25, 9:30. Su-Tu 11:10, 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25. The Fourth Kind - PG13 - F-Sa 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00, 10:15. Su-Tu 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00. This Is It - PG - Th 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. F-Sa 11:30 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. 9:30. Su-Tu 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. Where the Wild Things Are - PG - F-Sa 11:15, 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50, 10:00. Su-Tu 11:15, 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50.

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KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 ( Matinees: everyday until 4pm), 2012 - PG - F-Su 11:00, 2:10, 5:20, 8:30. M-Tu 1:10, 4:20, 7:30. New Moon - PG13 - F-Su 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. M-Tu 1:45, 4:30, 7:15. The Blind SIde - PG13 - F-Su 11:30, 2:10, 4:50, 7:30, 10:10. M-Tu 11:30, 2;10, 4:50, 7:30. The Men Who Stare At Goats - R - F-Su 2:00, 7:00, 9:20. Tu 2:00, 7:00. This Is It - PG - F-Su 11:45, 4:15. M-Tu 4:15. MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), 2012 - PG - F-Su 1:00, 1:30, 2:00, 4:30, 5:00, 5:30, 8:00, 8:30, 9:00. M-Tu 1:30, 2:00, 4:30, 5:00, 5:30, 8:00, 8:30, 9:00. A Christmas Carol - PG - F-Su 12:30, 2:50 5:10, 7:30. M-Tu 2:50, 5:10, 7:30. A Christmas Carol 3D - PG - F-Su 12:00, 2:20, 4:40, 7:00, 9:20. M-Tu 2:20, 4:40, 7:00, 9:20. New Moon - PG13 - F-Su 10:00, 11:00, 12:30, 1:20, 1:50, 3:45, 4:15, 6:45, 7:45, 9:40, 10:10, 10:40. M-Tu 1:20, 1:50, 3:45, 4:15, 6:45, 7:45, 9:40. Pirate Radio - R - F-Tu 1:30, 4:20, 7:05, 9:45. The Blind SIde - PG13 - F-Su 12:25, 1:10, 3:20, 4:05, 6:15, 7:00, 9:10, 9:55. M-Tu 3:20, 4:05, 6:15, 7:00, 9:10, 9:55. The Box - PG13 - F-Tu 9:50. The Men Who Stare At Goats - R - F-Tu 1:50, 4:10, 6:30, 8:50. WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), A Christmas Carol - PG - F 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Sa-Su 11:15, 1:45, 6:45, 9:15. M-Tu 1:45, 4:45, 6:45, 9:15. New Moon - PG13 - F 12:30, 3:45, 7:00. Sa-Su 12:30, 3:45, 7:00, 10:00. M-Tu 12:30, 3:45, 7:00. The Men Who Stare At Goats - R - F 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Sa-Su 12:00, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. M-Tu 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. This Is It - PG - Th 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00.

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Picks

This Week's Picks Are You Ready For Some Football?

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Nov. 20 (Friday), 6pm, War Memorial Stadium, Wailuku

Nov. 20 (Friday), 5-8pm, Makawao Town

When I was in high school, I was part of the sports med. team. Everyone always referred to us as the water girls, but I did wrap ankles, ice various appendages and every so often, I was tackled by a wayward football player. Good times, good times. Of course, this did warp my view of the sport. Instead of joining in on pre- and postgame activities, I wonder about ice baths and whether or not the players are adequately hydrated. I don’t think about touchdowns or yards gained, rather my mind is filled with torn ligaments and muscle cramps. But I digress. You should definitely hit up the state championship quarterfinals football game at War Memorial, a showdown between Baldwin and Leileihua. Cheer for our players in blue and maroon, and if you really get into it, rush to their aid with water bottles and athletic tape. [Ynez Tongson]

All girls deserve a night out. Especially with the upcoming holiday season, a girl’s gotta take her joy wherever she can. Because in a few weeks, so many women will become slaves trapped in the kitchen and be forced to pretend to be happy about the accomplishments of all those other kids who aren’t theirs. (Of course, since I’m single and childless, I’ll just be pretending not to hear my relatives whisper about my eventual spinsterdom.) So, all the wahines of Maui are encouraged to get a jumpstart on their “holiday” shopping in Makawao Town, where shops will be staying open late. In addition, shops will be offering free wine tasting, grab bags and coupons. Ladies, go ahead and pamper yourselves. You deserve it. C’mon, wine tasting and shopping? It really couldn’t be better, unless the words “chocolate” and “massage” were thrown into the mix. [YT]

Live Music 7 Days A Week

All Day Happy Hour

Irish Pub+ Restaurant

$3 Brews

Wharf Center, Lahaina t 661-8881 t www.MulligansAtTheWharf.com

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by Anu Yagi anu@mauitime.com

Need For Speed

An Evening With Elliman

Nov. 20-21 (Fri.-Sat.), 6:30pm, Maui Raceway Park, Puunene

Nov. 25 (Wednesday), 9:30pm, Gian Don’s, Kihei

I have fond memories of Maui Raceway Park, especially of watching the dirt bike races. The sun would mercilessly beat down upon my furrowed brow and dirt would permanently embed itself underneath my nails. The smell of oil and gasoline made me dizzy with anticipation, as I watched bikers fly past, their wheels seeming to barely touch the ground. If you’ve got a need for speed, Maui Raceway Park’s Seasonal Final is the place to be. Watch souped-up dragsters, street cars, sports cars and bikes (as well as pretty much anything fast that has wheels and an engine) rev their way to finish line. The event promises to be full of adrenaline and as quick as the last time you slept with your ex. Just try not to get a speeding ticket on your way there. Mrp. org [YT]

I could tell you all about the legendary Yvonne Elliman. About how this local girl went on to perform on Broadway and was nominated for a Golden Globe award for Best Actress. I could tell you about how in 1974 she met Eric Clapton, sang background vocals for him and even co-wrote “Get Ready” with him. I could tell you about how she was chosen to perform the Bee Gees’ “If I Can’t Have You” for the soundtrack of Saturday Night Fever. It would be very easy to tell you that this extremely talented woman will be performing at Gian Don’s on Wednesday, and that you should definitely not miss it. Or I could tell you about what I had for lunch. I had garlic eggplant and brown rice. You decide which of those things is more interesting, and act accordingly. 874-4041, giandons.com [YT]

“

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Friday November 20th

Wild Wahine Wednesday Casanova’s Famous

LadiesNight

Q103 + the Big Hawaiian present DJ Styles The evening that earned Casanova

“Best Late Night in Maui” “Best Singles Scene in Maui” Music starts at 10pm $10 cover

Hawaiian Comedy Music Starts at 10PM $10 cover

Tuesday November 24th

Saturday November 21st

Breath

of Fire

(Formerly the Buckz Boyz) ROOTS REGAE From Oahu, The Island Utopia Tour

Show Starts At 10PM $10 Cover

Call

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2 HOURS NONSTOP ENTERTAINMENT

Ladies Night Out DATE: TUES DEC 1, 2009 Lahaina WED DEC 2, 2009 Pukalani

Sponsored by West Maui Domestic Violence Task Force.

Tickets available online! WANTICKETS.COM

A portion of the proceeds for this fun-filled event will benefit Women Helping Women.

7:30 - 9:30PM 18 & OVER

TIME:

Willie K

And His Band Tuesdays In November

From 9PM to 11PM $10 cover Make it a memorable evening in Makawao Town. Dine and dance at Casanova. For dinner reservations

572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com

Showcasing some of the hottest dancers out of Hollywood, CA PLACE:

PLACE:

Lahaina Civic Center

MHT COMMUNITY CENTER

1840 Hanoapiilani HWY Lahaina

91 PUKALANI ST PUKALANI

OFFICIAL AFTER PARTY

OFFICIAL AFTER PARTY

& PRE-SALE TICKETS AT LULU’S LAHAINA LAHAINA CANNERY MALL

& PRE-SALE TICKETS AT CASANOVA’S 1188 MAKAWAO

& GRILL LAHAINA SURF CLUB

GENERAL ADMISSION: $20 ADVANCE $25 DAY OF SHOW VIP TICKETS $30 ADVANCE $35 DAY OF SHOW

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Calendar

by Anu Yagi anu@mauitime.com

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS RICHARD THOMPSON: “THE GREATEST GUITARIST YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OFâ€? - Fri, Nov 20. Rolling Stone lists him at #19 in “The 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Timeâ€? and reviews from Guitar Player to Time Magazine praise Thompson’s impressive body of critically acclaimed work that spans decades. $35. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului 96732. 808-242-7469. SAMOA TSUNAMI RELIEF BENEFIT CONCERT - Fri, Nov 20. Come support the Samoan Tsunami Relief BeneďŹ t for an evening of live entertainment with Off Tomorrow, silent auction, rafe + more. Advance $20, Door $25. 5:30pm. Maui Beach Hotel, 170 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI, 96732. 808-281-2788. CECILIO & KAPONO - Sat, Nov 21. The MACC praises Cecilio & Kapono (often called C&K, comprised of Cecilio Rodriguez and Henry Kapono) as having “provided the soundtrack for growing up in HawaiĂŤi during the 1970’sâ€? and I couldn’t agree more. I remember ying to Oahu as a young toddler with my Mauian parents who were eager to see their show. I don’t remember much other than being entirely intrigued by Kapono’s wild long hair and the waitress kindly bringing me a cocktail cup ďŹ lled with maraschino cherries (if you’re out there, for over two decades I have been remorseful for not properly expressing my appreciation ;-), but regardless

of my nostalgic musings, C&K still rocks and their local 70’s anthems have seen heartfelt translation to every generation thereafter. Awesome. VIP package includes a pre-show meet-and-greet, and show souvenirs including a show laminate and poster. Additionally awesome. $12/$28/$37/(VIP $50). 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. YVONNE ELLIMAN AT GIAN DON’S - Wed, Nov 25. Hawaii native Yvonne Elliman whose musical career has spanned a successful solo career, the musical production “Jesus Christ-Superstar� to backup vocals on many of Eric Clapton’s #1 hits (including “I Shot The Sheriff�). Following a long musical hiatus, Elliman is back and will perform music from her new release “Simple Needs�. Advance $25, $30 door. 9:30pm. Gian Don’s, 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 96753. 808-874-4041.

STAGE CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Daily. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mindboggling contortionist and balancing-acts. $129 Dinner & Drink / $75 VIP / $62 / $52.50 Keiki. 7 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, HI 96761. 808-667-4540.

THE LEGENDARY...

YVONNE ELLIMAN ONE NIGHT ONLY!

WEDNESDAY

NOV. 25TH 8:30PM ‘IF I CAN’T HAVE YOU’ - Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack ‘I DON’T KNOW HOW TO LOVE HIM’ - Jesus Christ Superstar A)&--0 453"/(&3 t A-07& .& 1-&"4&

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TICKETS ON SALE 26TH ANNUAL EA SPORTS MAUI INVITATIONAL - Nov 20. 2009’s Maui Invitational hosted by EA sports will feature college basketball team such as Arizona, Cincinnati, Colorado, Gonzaga, Maryland, Vanderbuilt, Wisconsin and host Chaminade. Games begin Monday Nov. 23 from 8am - till the end of the last game. Please check website for more details. Tickets can be purchased at the box ofďŹ ce or online. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 96761. 808-661-4685. THANKSGIVING DINNER FOR THE HUNGRY - Nov 26. The mobile food distribution program, Feed My Sheep, has served over 8,500 people in the last year with the goal of making Maui a hunger free island. Together with the Lahaina Salvation Army, they will “love all and serve allâ€? with a free Thanksgiving meal at the Hard Rock Cafe, Lahaina, for anyone facing hunger and hard times. Local musicians will make this a holiday to remember. Admission coupons available at Feed My Sheep 872-9100 and the Lahaina Salvation Army. Free! 10:00am - 1:00pm. 900 Front Street, Lahaina. 808 667 7400. ANNIE PRESENTED BY MAUI ONSTAGE - Nov 27. Maui OnStage and Maui Academy of performing Arts bring the island a holiday gift. Fridays & Saturdays 7:30pm, Saturdays & Sundays 3pm (except 11/28/09). Tickets on sale at if the Shoe ďŹ ts in Wai-

luku & Lava Java in Kihei . $20 general admission, $18 Students & Seniors. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-242-6969. 7TH ANNUAL “FEEDING THE NEEDYâ€? GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat, Nov 28. T-off for 12 noon shotgun start at the Wailea Old Blue Course in a two person scramble Golf Tournament. Proceeds will beneďŹ t Mulligan’s chosen charity Hale Kau Kau which provides nutritious meals to Maui’s needy. Mulligan’s Owner Mike O’Dwyer promises a fun event, in the spirit of “Old Sod, as we say in Ireland.â€? Entry includes Awards, Lunch, Dinner & Entertainment prizes include a new Toyota, hotel stays and more!!! $125. 12pm - 5pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, HI 96753. 808-874-1131. GABRIEL IGLESIAS WITH SPECIAL GUESTS MARTIN MORENO AND NOE GONZALES - Sat, Nov 28. He’s one of the few to ever have won both Comedy Central’s “Favorite Comicâ€? and “Special of the Yearâ€? awards, and touts TV appearances that include “The Tonight Show with Jay Lenoâ€?, Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend,â€? NBC’s “Showtime at the Apolloâ€? and BET’s “Comic View.â€? $33. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. AMY HANAIALI’I FRIENDS & FAMILY OF HAWAI’I - Sun, Nov 29. Amy Hanaiali’i displays her prodigious vocal style, and demonstrates her respect for Hawaii’s great musical talents. Please bring

TheGRID AMBROSIA

1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

11/19

11/20

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

11/21

11/22 Happy Hour Sundays w/ DJ CIA

MONDAY - WEDNESDAY

11/23 - 11/25

House of S.I.N. w/ DJ Del Sol & DJ CIA

First Fridays w/ DJ Forrest

Sunrise Saturdays w/ DJ Decka

MON - Chick Flick Night; TUE - Kahala DJ Astro Raph; WED - DJ Del Sol

Rio Thing

Gene & Shea Argel

Symmetrix: Solo Art Show

MON - Open Mic Night

Angie T. $10, 10pm

Breath of Fire $10, 10pm

TUE - Willie K, $10, 9pm-11pm WED - Ladies’ Night, $10, 10pm-1am

BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CO. 889 Front St., Lahaina - 661-3111

CAFE MARC AUREL

28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CELLAR 744

Roots Foundation w/ DJ Boomshot

CHARLEY’S

Wavetrain $5, 10pm-12:30am

Dan De Lion w/ Teoman $10, 10pm

TUE - Danyel Alana, 9pm-11pm WED - All Access Ladies’ Night, $10, 10pm

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

Orin & Junior No Cover, 7:30 - 10pm

Dave Carroll No Cover, 7:30 - 10pm

MON - Peter DeAquino; TUE - Live Jazz WED - Whaleshark, All No Cover, 7:30 - 10pm

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

DJ Astro Raph

Marty Dread

DJ

Gina Martinelli Band

MON - S.I.N. w/ DJ Emit; TUE - Scott & Merica; WED - Cultural Clash

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Quiz Night

Pau Hana

Jarod

Bartenders’ Call

MON - Jordan; TUE - Jarod WED - Bartenders’ Call

EHA’S POOL BAR

Bad Kitty

Kanaka Jams

Ladies Night

Football/Potluck

MON - Industry Night; TUE - Free Pool Tightwad Tuesday; WED - Open Mic Night

Omar & Angie Carr 6pm-9pm

DJ Michael Fong 10pm - 2am

DJ Michael Fong 10pm - 2am

Curt Lee & Louise Lambert 6pm - 9pm

WED - Ms. Yvonne Elliman, $30, 9:30pm

Karaoke

Karaoke

Pool Tounament / Karaoke

Karaoke

TUE - Pool Tournament WED - Ladies Night

Rampage 10pm - 1:30am

Gomega 10pm - 1:30am

DJ Nexus 10pm-1:30am

Karaoke 8pm - 1:30am

MON - Karaoke; TUE - DJ Nexus WED - Open Mic w/ The Alliez

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-3744

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177

GIAN DON’S

1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rdl, Kihei - 891-8010

MON - Willie K $10, 9 - 11pm

HARD ROCK CAFE

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

canned food for the Maui Food bank. $30, $40, $50. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. MORE AT THE MACC - Daily, Dec 1. Additional December Shows: Sat-Sun, Dec 5-6th, The Nutcracker, Castle Theater, Sat 7:30, Sun 6 p.m., $TBA // Sat, Dec 19th, Willie K w/ The Maui Pops Orchestra, Castle Theater, 7:30 p.m. MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. THE ENGLISH BEAT & COMMON SENSE - Dec 3. The Beat released three albums: I Just Can’t Stop It (1980), Wha’ppen? (1981) and Special Beat Service (1982), and a string of singles, including “Mirror in the Bathroom”, “ Too Nice To Talk To”, “Can’t Get Used To Losing You”, “Hands off She’s Mine” and “All Out To Get You”. The world famous English Beat, w/Common Sense and special guest Hoi Polloi. Seats are limited and sold on line so must commit right away. Prices change according to seating. $27 - $39, Dinner/show/afterparty$100. Door 6:30, Show 7pm. 808-856-7510. JOHN CRUZ HAWAII TOUR - Fri, Dec 4. John Cruz is back to perform one night at the intimate McCoy Studio Theater. If the years prior are any indication this will be a sold out show. Buy tickets directly from the MACC box office. $35. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului 96732. 808-242-7469. 57TH ANNUAL CHRYSANTHEMUM FESTIVAL - Sat, Dec 5. Come join a fundraiser and celebration of Japanese culture. This year’s event will feature dinner, entertainment, demonstrations, and displays. Proceeds from the event will benefit Maui’s Sons and Daughters of the Nisei Veterans’ historical preservations programs and its scholarships, which are provided in partnership with Maui AJA Veterans Inc. FREE; Dinner $15. 5pm. Wailuku Community Center, 395 Waena St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-385-7670. EBB & FLOW ARTS PRESENTS PIANIST JERRY KUDERNA - Sat, Dec 5. Renowned pianist Jerry Kuderna will play a program featuring major work by America’s “Dean of Composers,” Elliot Carter. This recital will focus on 20th Century music but also includes major work by Frederic Chopin, “Polonaise-Fantasy.” (Ebb & Flow Arts will be helping to celebrate Chopin’s 200th year in 2010!) FREE.

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7:30pm. Makawao Union Church, 1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-579-9261.

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FRAN COSMO - Sat, Dec 12. Fran Cosmo, former lead singer of Boston (who toured with the group for over 10 years and sang lead on the platinum-selling album Walk On), as well as co-lead on Corporate America, along with Anthony Cosmo, former guitarist and songwriter for the band, are set to rock the MACC with an evening of greatest hits and more! Tickets can be purchased by visiting www.mauiarts.org or by calling the Box Office. $85 (VIP)/$55/$35/$25. 7 p.m. A & B Amphitheater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469.

PICNIC WITH POKI - Every 3rd Thursday of the month under the shade of the monkeypod tree on the historic church grounds, enjoy live entertainment, hosted by Poki of KPOA 93.5 FM. Bring your friends and ‘ohana, something to sit on, and of course (no picnic complete without it), your mea’ ai (lunchtime grindz). Free. 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Kaahumanu Church, 103 S. High St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-244-5189. CINEMA NIGHT - Cafe Mambo hosts an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI 96779. 808-579-8021.

WILLIAM SHATNER & BRIAN EVANS - Fri, Dec 18. Beam me up, Hard Rock! A meet and greet evening with the two celebs--full of music and even a book signing! Hmm... maybe a little “Rocket Man” spoken word? A portion of the door goes to World Hunger / Serve. $40 - $75. 10 p.m. Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina, 96761. 808-667-7400.

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8TH ANNUAL CAREGIVERS CONFERENCE - Keynote spkr, psychologist Dr. Thomas Harding. Lunch spkr councilwoman Jo Anne Johnson. Variety of workshops offered. Lunch, exhibits and materials included with admission. Pre-registrn recommended. $10 seniors, $20 professnls & agencies. Maui Beach Hotel.

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ROSEANNE BARR - Live at The Hard Rock - Fri, Jan 15. The legendary television star Roseanne Barr (of “Roseanne” fame) will perform Live in Concert at The Hard Rock Cafe on January 15th & 16th. The multiple Emmy winner will perform a full show. Special guest crooner Brian Evans. The show is part of The Maui Celebrity Series, a new monthly concert series at The Hard Rock. $75/VIP Seating $100. 9:30 PM. Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina, 96761. 808-667-2578.

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JOAN RIVERS - LIVE IN CONCERT - Daily, Jan 22. The legendary comedy icon JOAN RIVERS will perform at The Hard Rock Cafe on January 22 & 23rd in Lahaina. This will mark Joan Rivers first and only performance on the island of Maui, with special guest crooner Brian Evans. Likely the only time you’ll get the chance to see Joan Rivers in a 300 capacity venue. $100/$125/$200 includes Meet & Greet. 9:30 PM. Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina, 96761. 808-667-2578.

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HAIKU COMMUNITY ASSOCIATION GENERAL MEETING - HCA invites residents of Haiku / North Shore to this month’s general meeting/discussion on the Realtors Assoc. Maui’s proposal to change Haiku’s ag land designation to rural. Discussions will focus on benefits supporting agriculture in our county through preservation of current zoning. Also, Joe Kruger of the Dept. of Public works is discussing Bikeways / Shared-Use pathways on the North Shore and Upcountry, and seeking community input in the planning process. Light refreshments will be served. haikuca@hawaiiantel.net. FREE. 6:30pm. Hana Hwy & Pilialoha St Haiku, HI 96708. 808-573-3573. MAUI CULINARY ACADEMY PRESENTS “LE GRINDS” - Come celebrate the table and world cuisine prepared by MCA students, which will include tantalizing dishes from France, Greece, Portugal and Italy. Moreover 90% of the ingredi-

ents are locally grown or raised (Maui Cattle Co., Surfing Goat Dairy and Kula Coffee). For those +21, Better brands will be serving wine $5 /glass. Reserve your spot by calling today! Event takes place at the Paina Culinary Arts center (free parking). .MCC Students $17, $30 public. 5:30-8:30pm. Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-984-3434. MAUI AIDS FOUNDATION OPEN HOUSE - Informal gathering featuring wine, pupus, talk story and an office tour. Call for details. Maui Aids Foundation Office, 135 Main St., Ste. 101, Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-242-4900, Ext. 226. LECTURE ON KALAUPAPA NATIONAL HISTORICAL PARK - Thu. Presentation by Valerie Monson of Ka’Ohana O’Kalaupapa regarding the Kalaupapa National Historical Park. Will discuss preservation of the pristine environment and also the compelling human history, stories of an estimated 8,000 people who were taken from their families and forcibly relocated to Kalaupapa. Free. 6:00 p.m. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, 726 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-879-2818 ext 23.

FRIDAY, NOV 20 BALDWIN VS. LEIEHUA HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL - Fri. First Hawaiian Bank Division I State Championships quarterfinal. 6pm. War Memorial Stadium, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-270-7389. MCC ART SHOW - College Art, and Live Music by Leo Waiau and Andrew Chin. They will be giving away free stuff too. 6 p.m. Pilina Building, Maui Community College. 3RD ANNUAL WAILEA WINE EVENT - An Evening of delicious food by local chefs and exquisite fine wine by nationally renowned vintners, plus a special showing limited edition HuiPress Master Printer Paul Mullowney on hand to discuss fine art publishing and print making programs at Hui. Purchase tickets online or by calling. $125. 5:30-8:30pm. Hotel Wailea, 555 Kaukahi St., Wailea, HI, 96753. 808-572-6560 (ext. 33 ask for Keri).

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WINES AT THE MOVIES - IO Wine Club presents “Bottle Shockâ€? a ďŹ lm about the story of the early days of California wine making featuring the now infamous, blind Paris wine tasting of 1976 that has come to be known as “Judgment of Paris.â€? $35. 7-9pm. PaciďŹ c’o, 505 Front Street, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-667-4341.

MAUI RACEWAY SEASON FINALE - Come watch the Maui Raceway’s Season Finale Race. Races start Friday 5:30pm and Saturday 2:30pm & 5:30pm. Racers will compete for $1000 winner takes all prize. Go to MRP.org for racer entry pricing and other general info. $10 Adults, $8 Students & Seniors, Free 10& under. sunset till 9pm. Mokulele. 808-572-6877.

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LAMA OLE NYDAHL, “BUDDHISM IN THE MODERN WORLDâ€? - Join the Maui Diamond Way Buddhist Center as they host an evening w/ Lama Ole Nydahl. Lama Ole Nydahl is one of the few Westerners fully qualiďŹ ed as a lama and meditation teacher in Karma Kagyu Buddhist Tradition. A major force in brining Buddhism to the West, Nydahi has also written several acclaimed books. Contact diamondwaymaui@ gmail.com for more details. $15. 7:30pm - 11pm. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku, HI 96708. 808-283-6849.

REGGAE ON THE WATER - Put on your dancin’ shoes for a very special sunset catamaran cruise with music by local superstar, Marty Dread. Support the PaciďŹ c Whale Foundation while enjoying cocktails and appetizers. For Reggae revelers +21 & up fare includes 3 alcoholic refreshments. Call or book online. Adults $49.95; Keiki (ages 3-12) $39.95. PaciďŹ c Whale Foundation’s Ocean Store, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea, HI 96793. 808-249-8977.

WOMEN’S HIGH SCHOOL SOCCER - Baldwin Classic at Keopuolani Park. 8am. Keopuolani Park, 700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku, HI 96793.

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FURLOUGH STORYTELLING - Join Peter & Melinda Wing for an afternoon of storytelling, jokes, riddles and tongue-twisters. The Wing’s “Hang Noodles from your Ears,� will have your Keiki rolling in laugh-

GIRLS NIGHT OUT IN MAKAWAO - Wahine of all ages are encouraged to bring their girlfriends and get a jump on the holiday shopping. Just like last year’s “Girls Night Out� local boutiques will be offering free wine-tasting, other fun giveaways, and the streets will be bustling with fun and cheer. FREE. sunset till 9pm. 808-572-6877.

THE BEACH - Come join Int’l award winning astronomer Harriet Witt & Ohana Connection for a night of Star Gazing. Learn how Hawaiians navigate by the stars, and tell the time by the sky. Bring a ashlight, blanket and mosquito repellent. No-reservationsďŹ rst come, ďŹ rst served. Donations $10, $5 Kids. 7 - 9pm. End of Hauoli Street. 808-871-1110.

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FURLOUGH ART WORKSHOPS AT HUI NOEAU VISUAL ARTS CENTER - To help parents and children affected by furlough days, the Art Center is offering full-day sessions designed to keep students engaged and learning. Visual Art workshops will help children meet new friends, and explore painting, printmaking, sculpture, ceramics, mural design and more! Students are accepted on a ďŹ rst come / ďŹ rst served basis w/ small classes designed to enable close attention. Call for registration. $45 / student. 9am - 4pm. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-572-6560.

ter, as they celebrate the outlandish wonder of language. FREE. 1pm. Kihei Public Library, 35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-875-6833.

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ANNUAL HEALTH FAIR FOR THE HOMELESS MCC ADN Nursing Students & The Salvation Army Homeless Outreach program will be providing FREE Health Info & Screenings. Several local community agencies will be attending to support our community’s homeless. FREE. 9am - 1pm. 45 West Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, Maui. 808-875-8065.

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Ryan Palma, 7pm-10pm / Sounds of Addiction; 10pm-1am

Live Irish, 7pm-10pm / Catfish Ringo, 10pm-1am

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him awarded the prestigious “Order of the MerlinShield” from the Int’l Brotherhood of Magicians, and two terms as assembly President of the Society of American Magicians. Recommended for Children 5+; Pls contact the lib staff ASAP for sign language interpretation. Sat, 10:30am. Kihei Public Library, 35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-875-6833. ANNUAL SUZUKI-MAUI HOLIDAY CONCERT Come hear the melodious sounds of the holiday season ring throughout the historical Makawao Union Church, when students of the Suzuki - Maui talent Education and Ability Development presents its Holiday Concert. Contact Ms. Teresa Skinner for more information. Suggested $15 adults. 7:30pm. Makawao Union Church, 1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-579-9261. JOIN THE MAUI SURF OHANA! - Daily. Get discounts on competitions and participate in multiple events by joining the Hawaiian Surfing Association / Maui Surf Ohana. With five events this season: Hi Tech / Lopez Surfbash XX (Nov. 21st or 22nd - alt. Nov. 28th or 29th 2009), Honolua Legends of the Bay (Jan. 30th - Feb 14th 2010 - one day event / weekend days only), Neil Pryde Challenge at Ho’okipa (Mar. 6th or 7th 2010 - alt. Mar 13th or 14th), Hurley Lahaina Surffest (May 1st 2010 - alt May 8th or 9th). Compete in at least three events and qualify for the 2010 HSA State Championships. For more information, call David Daly. 808-280-4435. BOYS & GIRLS CLUB BASKETBALL CLINIC Chaminade University, the EA Sports Maui Invitational and the Boys & Girls Club of Hawaii will offer a basketball clinic at Malu Ulu Olele Park. Checkin is scheduled for 1:30-2pm and the clinic for 2-3pm. This event is free, however participants are encouraged to bring 2 cans of food for the Hawaii Food Bank. Participants will have a chance to enter to win tickets to the Maui Invitational, scheduled for Nov 23-25. 1:30pm. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 96761. 808-661-4685. COMMUNITY WORK PROGRAM’S “HOLIDAY GIFT TO MAUI NUI” - With the holiday season approaching, what gift is better than a healthy environment for our friends and family; litter-free beaches, beaches without cigarette butts, graffiti-free walls and our ocean without debris. Gather your friends

WED - Open Mic Night No Cover, 9:30pm - 12:30am

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TUE - Zeke, $5, 9pm WED - Dubfires, 9pm

and family and participate all across Maui County. Let’s show our children that there is more to Christmas than just unwrapping gifts. Free. All over Maui County. 808 877-2524.

takes all prize. Go to MRP.org for racer entry pricing and other general info. $10 Adults, $8 Students & Seniors, Free 10& under. sunset till 9pm. Mokulele. 808-572-6877.

KULA SCHOOL’S 22ND ANNUAL HARVEST FESTIVAL - The perfect event for the entire family, kids will enjoy games, prizes, bouncing castles, a childrenís book fair and a keiki sweets corner serving up shave ice and cotton candy. The rest of the ‘ohana, kupuna included, will delight in fresh flowers and produce at the Country Store, specialty food booths by Cafe 808, Serpico’s and Hula Grill and live, local entertainment all day long! Get there early to bid on hotel, restaurant and golf certificates and special gift baskets assembled by Kula School students, biding ends at noon. FREE. 9am - 2pm. 5000 Kula HWY. 808-891-2414.

FARM TOUR AT LEILANI FARM SANCTUARY - Reservations required. Ongoing Tours at Leilani Farm Sanctuary in Haiku.Experience an unforgettable adventure in paradise at Leilani Farm Sanctuary, where visitors explore nature, meet friendly farm animals, and learn about the history of the land and the animals who reside there. Kiss a donkey, cuddle a chicken, pet the friendly cats, brush the goats and feed carrots to furry rabbits. Leilani Farm Sanctuary is located on nearly eight heavenly acres of tropical land, and home to rescued goats, cats, chickens, donkeys and rabbits. To learn more about Leilani Farm Sanctuary, please visit www. LeilaniFarmSanctuary. org, Reservations: info@ LeilaniFarmSanctuary. org or call 298-8544. $10 donation requested (tax-deductible). Saturdays 10am, Wednesdays 4pm. 260 E. Kuiaha Road, Haiku. 808-298-8544.

REVERSE ORIGAMI FILM FESTIVAL - An Evening of Short Films by Maui Film Makers. Come be entertained! Film makers will include Sean Fleck, Matthew Robinson, Nancy Skrimstad, and more. $4. Locally Made Short Films. Seabury Hall, 480 Oilnda Rd., Makawao. 808-280-1725.

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WAILEA TENNIS FANTASY CAMP EXHIBITION MATCH - Come see Pro Tennis players Lindsay Davenport, Tracy Austin, Tom Gullikson and Corina Morariu at the Wailea Tennis Club. Also, following the Exhibition Match, Tom Gullikson will be coaching Tennis Clinics for Junior players ($40 / 1 hr 30 min). Call for tickets. $20 adults, $10 12 & Under. 3pm - 5pm. 131 Wailea Ike Pl Kihei, HI. 808-879-1958. WOMEN’S HIGH SCHOOL SOCCER - Baldwin Classic at Keopuolani Park. 8am. Keopuolani Park, 700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku, HI 96793. MAUI RACEWAY SEASON FINALE - Come watch the Maui Raceway’s Season Finale Race. Races start Friday 5:30pm and Saturday 2:30pm & 5:30pm. Racers will compete for $1000 winner

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HABITAT FOR HUMANITY - HOME BUILDERS: at least 4 hours every Saturday, from 9am4pm, Experienced Project Managers onsite with training, needed tools/supplies. Job duties to include: digging dirt to prepare for the cement foundation, shoveling dirt to level in the yard, pounding nails for the walls, installing dry wall or cabinets or flooring, painting, organizing materials and many more. Ongoing projects in Waiehu Kou IV - 12 house subdivision on Akule Place, Wailuku, Yap Family - Pueo Dr., Waiohuli Subdivision, Kula, Masuda Family - Paukukalo, Wailuku, Kahalekai Family - Paukukalo, Wailuku. Get Directions from our website. 9am-4pm. Call for details. 808-893-0334.

SUNDAY, NOV 22 INAUGURAL WAR MEMORIAL MARATHON - A benefit for the Kihei Charter School. $100. 6:30 a.m. War Memorial Stadium, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-1050. THE MAUI CENTURY BIKE RIDE - The race starts at Maluaka beach Park and consists of 25-, 50-, 75- and 100-mile routes. BBQ to at the finish line. Advance $25 ($30 w/ T-shirt), Day-of $30;. 6:30am - 2pm. Maluaka Beach Park, Kihei, Hawaii.

MONDAY, NOV 23 CHALLENGING TEENS? - Sponsored by the House of New Life and the State Department of Education. A 12-week course will be offered to provide guidance to parents--the program’s moto being, “Parents have the answers... when they have the tools they need.” The program is free, but the 180 page workbook does require a $25 charge (sounds worth it). Call for more information or to register. Free. 6 - 9 p.m. 300 Hoohana St., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-344-7308.

TUESDAY, NOV 24 2ND MAUI OCEANFRONT MARATHON - Marathon start line - Wailea Ike Dr at Wailea Ekolu Place, Wailea; Finish line - Kamehameha Iki Park, Lahina. Shuttle busses will take race contestants / spectators from Lahaina and Kaanapali to Wailea. A half marathon, 15k, and 5k races have been scheduled. Entrants are welcome to walk the course. Discounts available for Maui residents, seniors, youths and military personnel. 808-344-2651, runmaui@gmail.com . p/x varies pls see website or call for inquiries. 5:45am. Wailea Ike Dr at Wailea Ekolu Place. 808-344-2651.

WEDNESDAY, NOV 25 BOTANICAL GARDENING - Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting with the “Weed & Pot Club.” 8:30 - 10:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Garden, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-249-2798. WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. 6:30 - 8 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, HI 96753. 808-897-6770 x2.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) There’s no need to prove just how tough you are—again. You’ve already demonstrated your bravery and fortitude many times. We know. What we’re more interested in is your ability (or lack thereof) to choose your battles, to back down from needless confrontations, or to gracefully give ground. These are skills many of us aren’t sure you actually have. There are some battles you just can’t win—or that you’re better off losing, ironically. This week, demonstrate that you can recognize at least some of those, and yield graciously. That’ll earn you more respect, anyway, than a victory ever could.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) One Gemini friend describes his thought processes as a “constant negotiation,â€? as if two or more viewpoints were perpetually duking it out inside his head. Occasionally, as with any epic debate, you Twins can get deadlocked, and be unable to ďŹ nd a way forward. Don’t make the tempting mistake of bringing in outside help, however—the last thing you need is another opinion thrown into the mix. Sometimes only an arbitrary solution will do. If your internal deliberations are this tight, it probably doesn’t make much difference what you choose. Flip a damn coin, and get on with your day.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Here’s a familiar scenario: you’re learning to ride a bike, and you’ve almost mastered it. Sure, you still wobble a lot, and there was that embarrassing tree incident, but you’ve managed to make it up and down the block half a dozen times without serious mishap. Then Dad announces he’s going to put the training wheels back on your bike. How do you suppose that would make you feel? Well, that’s precisely the kind of message you’ve been sending. Your intentions are the best (“I don’t want you to fall over and hurt yourself!�), but in this case it might be better to trust, and accept that you might be setting someone up for a painful lesson or two. Sometimes, that’s the only way to learn.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Your greatest strength (and weakness) is that you are authentically yourself in virtually any situation. Unlike some more changeable signs, many Leos aren’t especially able to play any role but their own. Recognize this. You’re not a chameleon. Trying to blend into unfamiliar surroundings goes against your nature; you’re meant to stand out and make an impact, like it or not. Knowing and accepting this about yourself is important; it can help you maximize the ways it makes you strong, bold, and exciting to be around, and minimize the ways in which it might limit you. Be you, all the time—but also know exactly who that is.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) People need me, and thus I must be there for them. This might as well be your mantra, and you strive to follow it no matter how run-down, worn-out, and wretched you are. Guess what? People will always need you, and generally, the more you give them, the more they’ll want. Learning to draw and maintain boundaries is every Virgo’s most difďŹ cult and ongoing practical lesson, one that must be learned and relearned throughout life. This week, for example, you may have to take another test on just that subject. You’ve taken it often before. Will you pass this time?

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Some people complain just to complain. For them, kvetching is an Olympic sport, and they’re all vying for golds. However, before you enter this questionable competition, I ask you: what end result do you hope for here? If you’re bitching just because you need to vent, consider who you’re dumping all that shit on, and what they did to deserve that. And if you’re whining because you want something to actually change, remember that old—and very accurate—clichÊ: you catch more ies with honey than with vinegar. Want change? Just ask for it, as sweetly and directly as possible. Want to bitch instead? Fine, but don’t expect much good to come of it.

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