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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: Sum up your September in four words or less.

Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com @jacobshafer on Twitter Work, work, work, beach Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Zeptember!

Proofreader: Dina Wilson Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Jory John, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Avery Monsen, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Took lots of photos Art Director: Chris Skiles (808) 281-8975 / chris@mauitime.com lucky11studios.com Goodbye single life

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5 NEWS & VIEWS Elle Cochran talks about her troubled past in Coconut Wireless. Anu Yagi goes behind the scenes at the Hana Film Fest. Hawaii hospitals get low marks in By the Numbers. Bankrupt Blockbuster says it’ll keep its Maui stores open—for now—in Spin Cycle. Open Letters talks to soap. Quizunderstood cracks a coconut classiďŹ cation. Battered women beat back in News of the Weird. Eh Brah! groans about loud humpers.

10 FEATURE STORY Will the Wailea 670 developers follow conditions requiring them to preserve native plants? Not without a ďŹ ght.

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Rough Waters For Young Bros.

Coconut Wireless Will Cochran’s Checkered Past Affect Her Future?

The recent revelation, first reported in The Maui News, that Elle Cochran was involved in an attempted robbery sixteen years ago raised a number of questions. Chief among them: what, if anything, will this do to her bid for the West Maui Council seat? Cochran got the most votes in the September 20 primary and—with the endorsement of popular termed-out incumbent Jo Anne Johnson—looked like the clear frontrunner. Now, even after the County Clerk dismissed a challenge to her candidacy, things are less certain.

Reached for comment, Cochran called the disclosure a “relief.” She said she’d wrestled with how—and if—she would bring up the issue. Ultimately, she said she decided not to talk about it on the advice of retired Judge Boyd Mossman—the same judge who sentenced her to probation and community service in 1994.

Cochran said the incident—which involved her boyfriend at the time threatening a group of tourists with a gun at the Lahaina Cannery Mall—occurred during “a dark period” in her life. “I made mistakes, some very bad choices,” she said.

“But I’m not that person today.” Asked if she felt it was unfair to her primary opponents to not mention the arrest, she said that it was always a matter of public record and already known by her friends, associates and parts of the community. “I’ve been prepared to address this,” she said. “I’ll answer any questions people may have.” At the same time, she added, “I hope we can focus on the important concerns of today, and move on.”

they’re also a very real danger. In fact, UH scientists, using a specialized telescope on Haleakala, have spotted one that could be on a collision course with Earth. Don’t start building your bomb shelter just yet, though—“2010 ST3” won’t pose a threat until 2098, and then it’ll likely burn up in the atmosphere before it does any damage.

Still, the asteroid—which is 150-feet in diameter—has been classified as a “potentially hazardous object.” And even

uncontroversial statement, but a law aimed at doing exactly that has brought federal fingerwagging on Hawaii.

Act 68, which requires public construction projects to employ at least 80 percent Hawaii residents, was vetoed by Gov. Lingle in April. At the time, Lingle called the bill “ill-defined, ambiguous and complex,” but the legislature overrode her veto. Now, the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development

Lingle, naturally, didn’t miss her chance to hit lawmakers with an I-told-you-so. if this particular space rock doesn’t make a deep impact, it demonstrates the importance of monitoring the skies and the unique capabilities of Hawaii’s observation facilities.

UH Manoa’s Dr. Robert Jedicke called the Pan-STARRS PS1 telescope, which allowed scientists to view the asteroid from more than 20 million miles away, “the most sensitive system” in the world. “I congratulate the Pan-STARRS project on this discovery,” added Dr. Timothy Spahr of the Massachusetts-based Minor Planet Center. “It is proof that the PS1 telescope...is capable of finding [things] that no one else has found.”

So what happens when Pan-STARRS discovers “potentially hazardous objects” (other than back-patting press releases)?

According to UH, “NASA experts believe that, given several years’ warning, it should be possible to organize a space mission to deflect any asteroid that is discovered to be on a collision course with Earth.” Cool.

Haleakala Telescope Spocks ‘Potentially Hazardous’ Asteroid

Feds Freeze Local Hiring Law

Deadly asteroids aren’t just the stuff of sci-fi flicks and dinosaur extinction theories—

Encouraging contractors to hire local workers is a good thing. That’s a fairly

(HUD) is siding with Lingle. A memorandum from Mark Chandler, director of HUD’s Honolulu field office, said Act 68 “is in violation of HUD procurement regulations,” which “prohibit the use of statutorily or administratively imposed in-state or local geographic preferences.”

Chandler said the issue has been kicked up the ladder to HUD’s general counsel, and that until a decision is made Act 68 is moot.

Lingle, naturally, didn’t miss her chance to hit lawmakers with an I-told-youso. “I encourage the legislature to take immediate steps to repeal these two laws since they place federally funded public construction projects in Hawaii in jeopardy and could even subject the state to fines and penalties for violating federal procurement rules,” said the Governor in a statement. “In addition to the legality of an ambiguous residency quota and procurement preference, I vetoed these measures because they discourage job creation, delay and increase the cost of public construction projects and stall our economic recovery.”

Last week, the Public Utilities Commission (PUC) gave Pasha Hawaii Transport Lines the go-ahead to carry inter-island cargo. In its ruling—made after a protracted deliberation—the PUC said it “recognizes the value of encouraging competition.” Not sharing that sentiment?

Young Brothers, which currently rules local waters. In a statement, Young Brothers said it was “surprised and disappointed” with the decision, which applies “a lesser set of rules and service expectations [for Pasha], while Young Brothers is required to deliver to a much higher standard of service and frequency.”

“If competition is the goal, then regulation should be eliminated,” said company President Glenn Hong. “Until last week’s decision by the PUC, regulated inter-island cargo service had been based on the needs of the neighbor island communities, not on the convenience of any regulated carrier.

This has now changed.”

Maui Health Care Facility Sued For Age Discrimination A federal agency is suing a local health care provider, claiming that a woman employed at the company’s Kahului facility was a victim of age discrimination.

The 54-year-old woman was working for Hawaii Healthcare Professionals in 2008 when, according to the suit, she was fired by the company’s owner, Carolyn Frutoz-de Harne, who allegedly said she sounded “old on the telephone” and looked “like a bag of bones.”

“Unfortunately, this is a scenario that we see all too often,” said attorney Anna Park of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC). Park said the EEOC “absolutely can and will hold employers accountable for this type of blatant age bias.”

This week, Frutoz-de Harne told Pacific Business News that Hawaii Healthcare Professionals employs people “ranging in age from 20 to 75” and that the suit has “no merit.” ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1407

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$24.1 million Reported sale price of Maui Land & Pineapple’s Kapalua Bay Golf Course; the course was purchased by TY Management Corp., the same company that bought ML&P’s Kapalua Plantation Course last year

$49.6 million Amount by which ML&P cuts its net loss in the second quarter compared to the second quarter of last year, from $54.2 million to $4.6 million

49, 47 Rank of Hawaii hospitals among the 50 states and District of Columbia in “quality of care� and “patient satisfaction,� respectively, according to a study released last week

60,231 Number of students enrolled in the University of Hawaii system for fall 2010, an all-time high; UH Maui College’s fall enrollment is 4,350, a 6.5 percent increase compared to last year Sources: Maui Land & Pineapple Company Inc., U.S. Securities & Exchange Commission, CareChex/Delta Group, University of Hawaii, PaciďŹ c Business News

SPIN CYCLE Blockbusted This week, video retailer Blockbuster Inc. ďŹ led for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company is almost $1 billion in debt, but said in a release that it plans to keep its 3,000 U.S. locations open—including 20 in Hawaii and two on Maui— w while it evaluates “the overall proďŹ tability of its store o operations.â€?

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East Side Stories

Touching tales and provocative mysteries icker on the screen at this year’s Hana Film Fest

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omething special has been happening in Maui Nui’s most Hawaiian outposts, on Lanai, Molokai and— this weekend, October 1-3—in the Valley Isle’s own Hana town. For eight years, the Hana Film Festival has been a grassroots extravaganza showcasing a slew of local filmmakers, accompanied by cultural practitioners and artists, including some of Hawaiian music’s greats.

Creator and event organizer Kenneth Martinez Burgamaier—who in 2007 won an Emmy for his work on Ki ho ‘alu (Loosen the Key) - Keola Beamer, and who is also wellknown for his Jazz Alley TV productions— spearheads these delightful community

Malaiakini, Scott Moorman, Benjamin Kalama and Patrick Woessner—who true to local boy form dubbed themselves the “Nahiku Gorillas.� On an oddly placid February morning, they loaded Malaiakini’s twin brother’s 17-foot Boston whaler with their poles and a cooler of beer, and set off from Hana Bay. As the day began to fade a storm quickly broiled, the likes which witnesses say they’d never seen, and the four men aboard the Sarah Joe were never seen again.

Search efforts were exhaustive—the community relentless in their search and ardently hopeful for Malaiakini, Moorman, Kalama and Patrick’s safe return. Many friends and family members chastised the U.S. Coast Guard of the day for not listening to local fishermen’s intuition

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a grave of piled rocks and a Christian cross, harboring the charred remains of a sole sailor (which forensics revealed to be Moorman). Most mysteriously, within the pyre were scraps of Asian burial foils.

Though a special aired the following year on TV’s Unsolved Mysteries, the question of who took the care to give Moorman a proper burial remains unanswered.

Naughton hypothesizes it may have been poachers hunting giant clams and other aquatic oddities that fetch sums on the black market—perhaps even years prior to the boat’s discovery—and who by revealing themselves would also reveal their illegal exploits.

But, finding—and returning—the Sarah Joe to Hawaii gave closure to the families of the men; the chewed hull a heart-wrenching artifact to a story that seems made for the screen, and forever a monument to the young lives lost and the love their community had for them.

MASSACRE AT KAUPOA BEACH

events, which are always free, family-oriented and open to everyone. This year’s festivities kick off at the Stella Blues Cafe’s intimate Supper Club, with New Orleans legend—and recent inductee into the Louisiana Music Hall of Fame—Coco Robicheaux, alongside Herbie Vigreux (see this week’s Music Scene, page 17, for more). Vigreux will also debut his new film, Endangered Species, during the weekend’s screenings at Hana Bay. With over 15 films on the roster, Burgamaier debuts two of his own new creations, Hana Remembers Her Sons Sarah Joe and Massacre at Kaupoa Beach.

If nothing else, these two films highlight Bergamaier’s keen eye for finding—and filming—startling stories that pluck at Hawaiiana heartstrings and leave you begging to learn more.

HANA REMEMBERS HER SONS - SARAH JOE The tragic, true tale of the young Hana men lost at sea aboard the Sarah Joe in 1979 is steeped in sorrow and intrigue.

Hana herself had carved four svelte sons, of the bygone ethics of ’70s sea and sun—Ralph

and area knowledge, which they say—had recommendations been heeded—would have resulted in rescue.

For weeks on end, ohana would congregate at Hana Bay with pots of hot, homemade stew ready to feed the ravaged young seamen they hoped would moor at any moment. Months passed and the grief of reality began to settle, but closure for the community still seemed as far away as a speck on the horizon of a returning vessel that would never come.

More than a decade later, in 1988, marine researcher John Naughton of the National Marine Fisheries Service—who by happenstance had been one of the search party in 1979—was exploring the Marshall Islands. When he passed along the northernmost atoll of Taongi, he spotted a small, wrecked vessel with unmistakable Hawaiian registry numbers. Could it be that woeful whaler lost nearly a decade ago?

It was. More than 10 years and 2,000 miles away, the Sarah Joe had been found.

But Naughton discovered more than just a washed-up wreck subject to the Pacific’s strong, swirling current—he also found

“Located on the West end of Molokai,� narrates Nick Burgamaier, “Kaupoa Beach is made up of two beaches shaped like crescent moons... divided by a rocky outcropping in the center.� Nick, son of filmmaker Ken, takes us on a journey to this small “jewel of Western Molokai,� as described by resident Walter Ritte in an interview in the film. Nick was just nine years old when he was first invited to attend a Hawaiian music camp on these sun-drenched grounds, learning ukulele and slack key from masters like the Beamer ohana and Brother Noland, and weaving hats from coconut fronds under the plentiful trees’ shade.

But a little more than six months ago, this treasured area of the Friendly Isle came under fire and was left decimated. “All the coconut trees were beheaded.

It felt like they were all murdered. Dead coconut trees everywhere... How could this happen?� asks Nick.

Ritte adds, “When you go to Kaupoa today, it makes you want to cry. What you see hits you way inside.� “To see the way it is today, it’s criminal,� says Noland with a quiver of passion. “Why would [someone] do this? That is my question,� says Nick.

It’s a question both Burgamaiers hope to bring to the forefront with their film, and— on a much lighter note—hope you’ll join them in the festivities happening on Maui’s East end this weekend, a celebration of film, culture, music and community discourse.

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2. Kauai’s Princeville is named after what young Hawaiian royal (pictured), who died at age four in the summer of 1862?

A. Sunstroke B. Poisoning C. Appendicitis Bonus: In 1994, Dr. Alfred Morris offered a “retrospective diagnosis” of the prince’s cause of death. What was his conclusion?

3. According to botanists, the coconut is not a nut at all. What is it?

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UTERUS VERSUS HIM Ingrid Paulicivic filed a lawsuit in September against Laguna Beach, California, gynecologist Red Alinsod over leg burns she bafflingly acquired during her 2009 hysterectomy—a procedure that was topped off by the doctor’s gratuitous name-“branding” of her uterus with his electrocautery tool. Dr. Alinsod explained that he carved “Ingrid” in inch-high letters on the organ only after he had removed it and that such labeling helps in the event a woman requests the return of the uterus as a souvenir. He called the branding just a “friendly gesture” and said he did not know how the burns on Paulicivic’s leg occurred.

NOTHING CUTER THAN POST-WAR RECONSTRUCTION BBC News reported in August that government officials in southern Sudan had unveiled a $10 billion plan that would rebuild the area’s major cities (heavily damaged during the ongoing civil war) “in the shapes of animals and fruit.” New blueprints for one state capital, Juba, show its boundaries in the shape of a rhinoceros, and for another capital, Wau, a giraffe, and for the town of Yambio, the outline of a pineapple. Such municipal planning might appear quixotic, especially in view of Sudan’s wartime chaos, but investors can hardly ignore a country that sits on rich oil deposits.

BEATING BACK Spousal violence continues to plague India, especially in lower-income areas of Uttar Pradesh state, but four years ago, Ms. Sampat Pal Devi, then 36, formed a vigilante group of females to fight back and has made notable progress, according to a July report on Slate. com. Members of Pal’s group (“gulabis”— literally, “gangs for justice”) travel in numbers, wearing “hot pink” saris and carrying bamboo sticks, and try to reason with abusive husbands to improve their behavior. Originally, Pal imagined a temporary team, in place until women acquired greater electoral power, but the experience in Uttar Pradesh has been disheartening in that, often, the women elected as officials have been just as corruptible and male-centered as the men they replaced.

PEDOPHILED AWAY U.S. and NATO forces in southern Afghanistan have reported feelings of revulsion at the number and ostentatiousness of local Pashtun men who publicly flaunt the 9- to 15-yearold boys that they’ve acquired as lovers. The

boys dress (and use makeup) like girls, dance, hold the men’s hands and show off in front of others their age.

According to an August San Francisco Chronicle dispatch from Kandahar, locals explain the practice as partly regional tradition and partly a response to Islamic and tribal customs that make young females off-limits to men until marriage (Local saying: “Women are for children; boys are for pleasure”).

POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS A 1997 election law in Brazil makes it illegal to “degrade or ridicule” political candidates or their parties, making that country’s election season not nearly as lively as the U.S.’s. However, in August, one week after a protest in Rio de Janeiro by Brazilian comedians, the vice president of the Supreme Court acquiesced and suspended the law as unconstitutional.

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‘F’ FOR EFFORT Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa, feeling under-respected academically, commissioned an in-state firm to create a direct-mail campaign highlighting the many benefits of a Drake education. The pitch to potential students, which was rolled out in September in brochures and on Drake’s Web site, is called the “Drake Advantage” and is graphically represented (curiously, for an academic institution) as “D+.”

HELLO, DOLLY In September, the Treviso, Italy, adult doll maker Diego Bortolin (who specializes in lifelike, precisely detailed, fully flexible, anatomically correct models of humans) told reporters that he had completed a special order for a 50-year-old businessman whom he would not name but who paid Bortolin the equivalent of $18,000 (compared to his normal price of about $5,000) to go beyond his generic “young woman”—to create a replica of the very girlfriend who had just recently dumped him. The extra expenses were “because we had to replicate everything, right down to the shape of her nails and teeth”—plus, the man wanted his substitute girlfriend to have bigger breasts. ■

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of the Lei‘ohu Ryder sings of the ancient lands of Palau‘ea being a “pu‘u honua” or place of refuge.

For some cultural practitioners, that hasn’t changed. “These are our kupuna,” local resident Daniel Kanahele said, describing the rare dryland forest that has survived for thousands of years on the Palau‘ea lava flows. “We need to respect their right to survive in their native land.”

It sounds simple, but just what form that respect will take is a cat and mouse game that is playing itself out through state and federal agency memos, Planning Department recommendations and environmental review by the Maui Planning Commission. At the heart of the matter are several of the 30 conditions placed on the proposed Wailea 670/Honua‘ula golf course-housing development when it received Council approval in 2008.

“This isn’t about jobs versus trees,” explained biologist Lee Altenberg. “It’s about recognizing what kind of planning needs to be done when you have such a rich heritage site.”

Where is Palau’ea and why was it important? Many know the name from the beach just south of the Kea Lani hotel, sometimes called “white rock.” Archaeological discoveries prove that humans have enjoyed Palau‘ea for over 1,200 years.

Palau‘ea had it all. Great fishing, a protected canoe landing area and gentle waves. Freshwater springs along the shore. Sweet potato patches just a short walk inland.

And the nearby forests. For ancient Hawaiians, the forests of these islands literally meant life itself. From them they gathered the resources and drew the spiritual inspiration that were the cornerstones of their culture.

Legends held that great chiefs gathered at Palau‘ea to seek peace. In modern times, when the island of Kaho‘olawe was returned to the state of Hawaii in 1994, hundreds gathered at Palau‘ea beach to begin the healing after a half-century of destruction.

Palau‘ea’s historical importance has long been recognized. Maui County historian Inez Ashdown, Native Hawaiian historians Charlie Keau and Rene Silva and anthropologist Lesley Bruce all spoke up for preservation of the coastal Palau‘ea lands as Wailea Resort was developing in the 1970s. They begged the A&B executives who controlled Wailea Corporation to save this onee area as “a living museum for future generations.”

Instead, the land was sold to hotel developers.

Eventually, through citizen efforts, a 22-acre cultural preserve was set aside. Hundreds of other cultural features in Palau’ea were not so fortunate, and were

A condition inserted into the Wailea 670 approval calls for an expansive native plant preserve. Will the developers hold up their end of the bargain?

BY LUCIENNE DE NAIE destroyed when the Wailea golf courses were expanded.

From 2000 on, citizens have been calling out for more of Palau‘ea ahupua‘a to be preserved. In the 1970s land boom, Ulupalakua Ranch sold 700 acres just south of Maui Meadows for a future development called “Makena 700.” Over the next 40 years, the project’s ownership and name changed to “Wailea Ranch” and eventually “Wailea 670.” Today the project is called “Honua‘ula” and the land is the poster child for the debate on how past and future need to coexist.

“My father told me that Hawaiian culture is based on two things: sticks and stones,” the late Edwin Naleilehua Lindsey Jr. was fond of saying.

The respected teacher and Hawaiian cultural practitioner went on to explain that the “sticks” are the native plants from which Hawaiians derived their food, medicine, clothing, tools, implements and shelter. The “stones” were the natural materials—from water-worn pebbles to rough lava chunks—that Hawaiians transformed into tools, equipment, planting areas, trails, building foundations, hearths, ovens and ceremonial sites.

In the years before his passing, Lindsey attended many public hearings to speak up for the “sticks and stones”— rare native dryland forest, ancient lava stone platforms and twisting trails in the lands of Palau‘ea. Lindsey and others understood that, with 95 percent of Maui’s dryland forest already destroyed, the two dozen species of native plants on the Wailea 670 site represented a priceless chance for the survival of one of Maui’s most unique ecosystems.

Early Wailea 670 plans included little in the way of native plant or cultural site preservation. When the County Council discussed the project in 2007, developers proposed protecting six cultural sites and 6 acres of native plant habitat, scattered over 670 acres.

Biologist and researcher Dr. Lee Altenberg told Councilmembers that the proposed 6-acre preserve, which destroyed 95 percent of the existing on-site plant

“This isn’t about jobs versus trees,” explained biologist Lee Altenberg. “It’s about recognizing what kind of planning needs to be done when you have such a rich heritage site.”

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habitat, was “not an accepted approach to conservation.” He predicted that such an approach would “reduce the chance that any of it is going to survive.”

Altenberg researched and authored an independent report on Wailea 670’s native dryland forest. It included pictures of magnificent healthy native wiliwili trees and documented the range of 24 native plant species found on the project site with GPS overlays on maps.

He and others disputed the developer’s botanical report that used words like “scrub vegetation,” “degraded,” “remnant” and “marginal” to describe the presence of native plants. They felt that the project’s planning documents downplayed the site’s biological worth to suggest only minimal preservation was required.

After the controversial project went through years of public hearings and received first-phase approvals, it appeared that the research of Altenberg and the voices of Lindsey and other citizens had been heard.

Along the way, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) had documented the endangered native Blackburn Sphinx moth on the site. They began to consult with the property owners about determining a protected habitat area for the mysterious moth, native bats and bird life, and a number of very rare plants.

Councilmembers unanimously agreed that Wailea 670’s native plants and animals needed a dedicated preservation area. In their final approval in 2008, they attached an enforceable zoning condition to the lands.

It specified that the native plant preserve would be the 130 southernmost acres, unless state and federal wildlife experts decided portions were not needed.

Lindsey helped start Maui Cultural Lands, Inc. (MCL) in 2001 to protect and restore native plants and cultural sites. The organization tracked the Wailea 670/Honua‘ula project’s Draft Environmental Impact Statement (EIS), discovering that key language about the 130-acre preserve was left out.

MCL pointed out this oversight to the County Planning Department, the developer and his consultants and County Council this April.

“The County Council wrote a specific condition (no.

27) that required a preserve to be established,” MCL reminded policymakers, lamenting that “the language of condition 27 has been selectively edited, which has the result of misinterpreting the intent of the condition.”

MCL included language from the EIS preparation notice, with the omitted section underlined: “The Easement shall comprise the portion of the property south of latitude 20°40’15.00”N, excluding any portions that the State Department of Land and Natural Resources, the United States Fish and Wildlife Service, and the United States Corps

of Engineers find do not merit preservation, but shall not be less than 18 acres and shall not exceed 130 acres.”

“This condition makes it clear that state and Federal agencies should be the ones who determine if any of the 130 acres is not needed for native plant and endangered insect habitat,” MCL pointed out. What happened next shocked the MCL volunteers even more.

Wailea 670/Honua‘ula’s Draft EIS was issued this May. It proposed a 22-acre native plant preserve and “a bunch of scattered native plant ‘enhancement areas’ in the golf course rough and gulches,” Daniel Kanahele told MauiTime.

Kanahele was also disappointed that the voluminous document had no current consultation letters from state and federal agencies giving their recommendations, or alternative project maps showing a 130-acre preserve.

“It was basically saying, our plan is to replace healthy native plants with a golf course, then try to replant them someplace else and hope they survive,” Kanahele explained.

“It’s as if the rezoning condition didn’t even exist.”

Altenberg attended a June 1 meeting of the County’s Urban Design Review board concerning Wailea 670. He asked the design professionals to recommend that the project comply with condition 27 and include a map with a 130-acre preserve area. The project’s consultant told the board that the overall plant habitat was degraded and that it was better to preserve areas of plant concentration, rather than larger areas.

A month later, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service issued its much-awaited comments on the project’s proposed 22-acre preserve. The wildlife biologists did not agree with the developer’s plan to conserve various “islands” of native plants.

“We believe that your rationale for the design of the native plant preservation area, based on the weighed density of eight ‘uncommon’ native plant species will result in a significant percentage loss of individual plants

and further fragmentation of habitat,” read the comments.

USFWS recommended that the conservation easement for the native plant preservation include a “contiguous area of roughly 130 acres.”

Former Councilmember Michelle Anderson, contacted by MauiTime in California, was disappointed that the biological review agencies did not see the project’s plans sooner.

“The goal was to get the impartial expert’s opinion before the project layout was designed,” Anderson said. “[Project representative Charlie] Jencks could have saved himself, his investors and all of us who worked so hard to preserve what so rightfully deserves to be preserved a lot of time and trouble if he had fulfilled the change in zoning application requirements and presented a botanical survey that had been approved by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service years ago.”

The USFWS recommendation specifically asked the Wailea 670/Honua‘ula project to come up with a new site plan design. USFWS wanted to see a 130- acre preserve area “located within the southern portion of the property... incorporated into the preferred alternative [project site plan].”

This isn’t a unique concept. While dryland forests have 60 percent of Hawaii’s native species, they’re so rare that projects are setting aside sizable preserves. The 1,000-acre planned Kaloko Makai community development in Kona features a 150-acre dryland forest preserve. A 75-acre dryland forest preserve is part of the Hawaiian Homelands development nearby. One dryland forest preserve on the Big Island has been managed for 17 years by the Hawaii Forest Industry Association as a popular educational resource for local school children and an ongoing research site.

“Maui needs to have accessible natural areas like Wailea 670, where the land can be cared for and our keiki can learn about a living Hawaiian culture first hand,” said Ekolu Lindsey, who has succeeded his late father as president of Maui Cultural Lands.

It all makes sense, but big questions still remain.

During the tight 5-4 rezoning vote, County Councilmembers assured the public that their conditions would take care of community concerns. Two years later, whether they’ll live up to those assurances is another question.

The volunteer Maui Planning Commission has the final say on the project’s plans. The developer is now obligated to show the 130-acre native plant preserve as the preferred alternative in the project’s final EIS, as was requested by both USFWS and the Maui Planning Commission.

However, it’s up to the County Planning Department to enforce that requirement.

Jencks told the Planning Commission that the preserve condition is met by 143 acres proposed to grow native plants. Altenberg points out that most of these 143 acres lie outside the mandated conservation easement area, which is whittled down to only 22 acres. “It destroys 75 percent of the habitat where the plants now survive, and proposes artificial life support to grow the plants in habitat where they didn’t survive,” Altenberg said.

“The mandated 130-acre conservation easement allows development on 81 percent of the whole property,” he continued. “All of the buildings and jobs can be kept by designing them at 24 percent higher density—that’s smart growth.”

Altenberg closed his interview with a quote from Scripture, followed by an open-ended question: “‘I offer you the choice of life or death, blessing or curse. Choose life and then you and your descendants will live.’ Why do Honua‘ula Partners choose death for most of this habitat when, by following smart growth principles, they could just as well choose life?” ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1415a

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In With the New Tropica renovates, innovates and offers one of Maui’s most thoroughly enjoyable dining experiences Tropica Restaurant & Bar The Westin Maui Resort & Spa 2365 Ka‘anapali Parkway, Lahaina 667-2525

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he best way to enjoy Tropica Restaurant and Bar is by staying at the Westin Maui Resort & Spa in Kaanapali. If that’s not in the budget, a close second is just stopping by the restaurant for some food and drink.

Tropica has fully renovated its outdoor dining area with new furniture, a new hostess stand, outdoor thatched umbrellas, flagstone flooring and additional tiki torches. Their Kaanapali beach and sunset views are hard to beat, and their openair dining area takes its glory from the surrounding nature, as does the menu.

Tropica also has a new chef, Ikaika Manaku, a local boy hailing from Sheraton Kauai Resort who is an inspiring addition to the food scene on Maui. He’s tapped into Maui’s local cuisine like a poster-boy for sustainability, and he’s only been here a month.

Chef Ikaika designs the nightly specials on the menu, like the catch of the day, with Sous Chef Rich Hinojosa. When I dined, Manaku informed me the bottom season had just opened and that they had fresh opakapaka. Opakapaka is also known as the Hawaiian Pink Snapper, caught at depths of 30 to 100 fathoms. Its firm flesh has a mild flavor coveted by seafood lovers. Manaku served his Opakapaka with a vegetable au jus and fingerling potatoes, shiitake mushrooms, roasted fennel and Roma tomato with a ginger scallion pesto. The fish was crisp on the outside, white, flaky and moist. A pleasing balance was struck with the au jus and vegetables. A lot of attention was given to the vegetables; they were each perfectly

prepared, whether steamed, roasted or sauteed. The au jus and pesto sauce never overwhelmed any of their flavors, each standing on its own but blending perfectly.

With Starwood Resorts putting more emphasis on sustainability the resort chefs get to focus on local ingredients. “We are most passionate in supporting local businesses and buying fresh ingredients from local farmers,” said Hinojosa. “Almost 80 percent of our menu items are made using local produce. Fish is freshly caught locally and we do try our best to have as much local seafood as possible.” The resort also participates in fundraising events, such as the festival organized by Lahaina Restoration Foundation and most recently Maui Calls, organized by the Maui Arts & Cultural Center.

All the seafood on the menu is spectacular. I had the best steamed mussels of my life; they literally melted in your mouth. The coconut-steamed clams and mussels are served in a coconut broth, with Thai-inspired flavors of basil, lemongrass and cilantro oil. The New Caledonia prawns are high-quality aqua farmed prawns from Melanesia, known for their sweet, incredible flavor. The seared diver scallops are a dollop of seafood heaven, caramelized in their exterior and creamy inside. Diver scallops are caught individually by a diver, versus harvested by dragging chain nets over the ocean floor. Not only does this ensure you get larger scallops, but it allows the younger ones to regenerate. Each offering on the menu comes with a suggested pairing; you’ll find wines from all over the world on their list.

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Brewing Good New products, new equipment and a continued commitment to being local and sustainable have helped make MBC the largest craft brewery in the state

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aui Brewing Company is taking over the Hawaiian islands one barrel of craft beer at a time, and it’s all happening here on the Valley Isle. It started when owners Garrett Marrero and wife Melanie added two 47,000-pound grain silos, and two 100-barrel fermenters a few months back. Their vision for the brewery has always been one of energy efficiency, reuse, recycling and support other local businesses, and by sticking by that vision they feel they’ve been able to grow their brewery to the next level.

“We are in constant evolution in the pursuit of better beer,” Garret says. “It’s not always about the profit—we’re working on a better beverage. Sure, it could be cheaper to ship in some of the ingredients, but that’s not the point. We will always be brewed in Hawaii, and we will always locally source ingredients for our products.”

The added fermenters will allow them to experiment with special recipes. They brewed and featured 46 different beers last year, and they typically keep 15 of them on tap at any given time at the Brew Pub. Other additions include a new cooling system and new canning equipment.

This month, they announced the release of two new canned products: Mana Wheat and Island Root Beer. These new cans will be sold mostly in Hawaii, but will have limited West Coast availability as well.

Over time, MBC anticipates being able to offer them where their Bikini Blonde Lager, Big Swell IPA and CoCoNut PorTer

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Mana Wheat is a pineapple hefeweizen, a German-style wheat ale that is cloudy and known for its low hop bitterness and high carbonation. “Our Mana Wheat is unique in that it is brewed with Maui Gold Pineapple,” says Garret. “It’s been n reviewed as a beer that is ‘smooth h and aromatic’ with a ‘sweet finish.’ Pineapple is on an iconic agricultural product, [though] unfortunately our farms on Mauii are on the decline. We brewed this is product to bring attention to this is situation and hope that Americans ns will start focusing on buying local al produce and supporting local agriculture in their communities.” .”

The Island Root Beer is made with pure Maui cane sugar, Maui honey and Maui vanilla bean. It’s an all natural and local product, with no preservatives, high-fructose corn syrup or caffeine.

“Historically, root beer contained small amounts of alcohol but our vision is completely non-alcoholic,” says Garret.

“We’re very pleased to be able to add this to our product line, and support our local farmers. I think products like these show consumers that local agriculture is superior, with freshness and quality, and not much more expensive and far more enjoyable.”

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The brewery launches Saturday tours beginning October 1. Call 661-6205 to schedule. They’ll also be doing an Oktoberfest celebration on October 30, and you’ll see them as the featured beer at the Barktoberfest Maui Humane Society fundraiser at Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa (877-3680). This Saturday, October 2, their beers will be paired with Chef Bev Gannon’s Octoberfest five-course Dinner at Haliimaile General Store (572-2666). ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1415d2

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A three-course tasting menu is offered from 5-6pm and 8:30-9:30pm for $33 per person. You can choose your first, second and third courses from the tasting menu, and you opt for pairing for $10 more. This is the perfect opportunity to play with their menu. They also have a four-course tasting menu that’s offered all night for $45 per person or $65 with pairing. This is a pre fixe menu that’s a completely different dining experience than the three-course.

From the forward-thinking sustainable menu to the creativity between Manaku and Hinojosa, none of it would be possible without the leadership of Nathan Davis, the director of food and beverage Executive Chef Garret Fujieda.

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Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t You Know Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Coco?

Legendary New Orleans soul master lends his mojo to Stellaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Supper Club and the Hana Film Fest â&#x20AC;&#x153;And one moâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; thang, I must confess / When Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m on my gig, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s when Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m at my best / When your average man cuttinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; nine to five / Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m gittinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; it up into over-drive / I play foâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; the sick, I play foâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; the blind / I play foâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; the pearls, I play foâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; the swine / I play foâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; the rich, I play foâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; the poor / I play foâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; them youngsters, I play foâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; the old / Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a musician, what you â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;spect of me / Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m on a mission: love in the first degree / Now, another thang about me you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know / Got so much love, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m about to overflow / The olâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; time soul, the heart of a chile / My imagination is runninâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; wild / And just in case you got the slightest doubt...â&#x20AC;?

- Coco Robicheaux, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m A Musicianâ&#x20AC;?

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oco Robicheaux crafts the kind of swampy sound you want to dive deep down to the bottom of, to scoop up all those dark emerald tones that drift in the depths of bayou currents.

Haunting guitar riffs and the gut strings of violins and keys build aged piers for wisps of raucous spirits to dance across. Like sandpaper, he works the grit of his voice into something smooth. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spooky, playful, raw and inspired, and leaves no wonder as to why heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s billed as a â&#x20AC;&#x153;mojo soul master.â&#x20AC;?

After years of toilâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;often gratis for good causesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;in the obscure corners of New Orleans, in 2009 Robicheaux was inducted into the Louisiana Music Hall of Fame. But more than a musician (as often creative types are) heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a talented sculptor, multimedium visual artist and actor, featured most recently on HBOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Treme.

Direct from the Big Easy, Robicheaux comes to the Valley Isle for a weekend of performances starting off at Stella Blues Cafeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fast-becoming-famous Supper Club.

The restaurant plays perfect host to intimate evenings befitting players like Robicheaux (who will be accompanied by fellow New Orleanian Hubie Vigreux). Vaulted, warm wood ceilingsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;augmented by the technical sorcery of Village Audio & Lightingâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; capture and create incredible acoustics, placing Stella among the finest venues for live music. Every Supper Club show thus far has been heralded as â&#x20AC;&#x153;magicalâ&#x20AC;? by patrons and press alike; so for someone backed by the â&#x20AC;&#x153;spiritlandâ&#x20AC;? and every bit of hoodoo goodness, Robicheauxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s South Maui performance should be likewise, at least.

From there, Robicheaux and Vigreax will travel the shape of their home stateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nickname (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Crescent Cityâ&#x20AC;?), out to East Maui for a weekend with the 8th annual Hana Film Festival (for which their Stella show helps celebrate the kickoff; see News & Views, page 7, for more). Sunset performances through to Sunday will no doubt paint an appropriately rich backdrop for this versatile musician, and meet and greet opportunities throughout the festival will abound.

So fill up your gas tank, grab your overnight bag (and your friends) and plan for an artful weekend all around the skirt-hem of Haleakala, with Robicheauxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s brand of legendary â&#x20AC;&#x153;mojo soul,â&#x20AC;? Hawaiiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own musical greats and locally made films, all sure to inspire. â&#x2013;

To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1415m HANA FILM FEST: 573-5530; mauifest.net STELLA BLUES CAFE: 874-3779; stellablues.com COCO ROBICHEAUX: spiritland.com THURSDAY (SEPTEMBER 30) - Kick off celebration with Coco Robicheaux and Hubie Vigreux, 6-10pm, Stella Blues Cafeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Supper Club, Kihei, $30/$60 (Reservations required.)

FRIDAY (OCTOBER 1) - Films and festivities, 3-11pm, Hana Bay, Free - Meet the artists and ďŹ lmmakers / entertainment by Benny Uyetake and CJ Boom Helekahi, 7-10pm, Hotel Hana Maui, Free SATURDAY (OCTOBER 2) - Films and festivities, 4-10pm, Hana Bay, Free - Entertainment throughout the day by Brother Noland, Calvin Hoe, CJ Boom Helekahi and Benny Uyetake - Nose ďŹ&#x201A;ute and Pu workshop with Calvin Hoe, 11am-1pm, Hotel Hana Maui, Free - Jam Session at the Paniolo Bar, 10pm-12am, Hotel Hana Mau, Free SUNDAY (OCTOBER 3) - Coco Robicheaux with Hubie Vigruex, 5-7pm, Free FILMS A Legacy; Endangered Species (by Hubie Vigruex); Hana Remembers Her Sons - Sarah Joe (by Ken K. Martinez Burgamaier); Hana Surf Girls (by Russ Spencer); He Hawaii Mau; Holomua (by Vince Keala Lucero); I Scream, Floats & Sundays (by Leah Kihara); Journey to Kalaupapa (by Ken K. Martinez Burgamaier); Kahoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;olawe: An Island Healing; Kava Kultcha (by Leah Kihara); Malama Haloa: Protecting the Taro; Massacre at Kaupoa Beach (by Ken K. Martinez Burgamaier); Pidgin: The Voice of Hawaiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;i; Red Hibiscus (by Robert Pennybacker); and Stones (by Ty Sanga).

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Film Critique

by Barry Wurst II barry@mauitime.com

Let Us Out

‘Think this is what they call a “warning sign.”

Needless horror remake is dead on arrival Let Me In

★★★★★

Rated R/115 min.

M

ost horror-movie remakes have the courtesy to wait a few decades before yanking a moldy old title from its grave. But we live in the era of instant nostalgia—and so we get Let Me In, a shameless rehashing of Let the Right One In, a Swedish vampire drama that was released just two years ago. The original made my Best of 2008 list and is widely (and deservedly) considered among the best vampire films ever made, though it was screened in only a handful of art-house theaters and was dwarfed by the muchhyped premiere of the first Twilight movie.

Too bad, because the difference between Let the Right One In and Twilight is like the difference between a big, juicy Spam Musubi and a stale Slim Jim. The story is of a small, somewhat unpleasant little boy who is bullied mercilessly at school and meets a peculiar little girl who tells him, “I’ve been

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12 for a very long time.” The boy learns that his new best friend is a vampire, which doesn’t bother him at all: he loves her and is grateful to have a girlfriend.

With the remake, let’s start with the title—it’s a giveaway that this is Let the Right One In for dummies. What, does the LOL crowd not have enough time to text the original title? The new title doesn’t even make sense, unless it’s followed with “not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!”

If you haven’t seen the original, you’ll likely wonder what the big deal was in the first place. Instead of snowy Sweden, which evoked the dark poetry of Ingmar Bergman, the story is now set in New Mexico in the 1980s, which means we get ’80s tunes and a scene where the kids play Pac-Man. Hooray for progress!

The boy is now played by Kodi SmitMcphee as a generically cute misfit and his vampire sweetheart is played by Chloe Moretz. Unlike the young actors in the heartbreaking original, there’s no chemistry between the kids and the love story is

a wash. The original had a few bloody moments but kept the most shocking violence out of view. This one is explicitly gory and disgusting from start to finish.

Severed heads and ears don’t enhance the proceedings, and neither do digital lens flares, obvious and overused CGI and a heavy-handed “Spielbergian glow” during the playground courtship scenes.

Pivotal subplots are clipped away and what was elegantly suggested before is spelled out loudly here; it’s like reading a secondhand copy of Bram Stoker’s Dracula with every other sentence smeared with blaring pink highlighter. The original began quietly, setting a sinister tone; the remake opens with a bombastic, screeching prologue that the

story needlessly circles back to.

I don’t blame the actors, who try their best. Elias Koteas, in particular, tries gamely but his role as a cop (not featured in the original) makes no sense beyond being a walking plot device. Director Matt Reeves shows skill as a director, even when helming a stinker of a revival, much like Gus Van Sant did remaking Psycho.

This is a distinctly Swedish story that doesn’t work in New Mexico or New England or Paia or anywhere else. There was no need for this movie. They got it right the first time. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1415f

SHOWTIMES FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees) DEVIL - PG13 - THU (4:00), 6:30, 9:00. FRI (4:00), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:30, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (4:00), 7:00, 10:00.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - FRI (4:15), 7:00, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. MON-WED (4:15), 7:00, 9:45.

The Town - R - THU-FRI (4:15), 7:15, 9:55. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:30, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (4:15), 7:15, 9:55.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 - THU-FRI (4:00), 7:00, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:00), 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. MON-WED (4:00), 7:00, 10:00.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) 442: LIVE WITH HONOR, DIE WITH DIGNITY - Unrated - FRI-WED 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30.

CASE 39 - R - FRI-TUE 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:00, 9:25. WED 11:00, 2:10, 4:35, 7:00, 9:25.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (2D) - PG - THU-FRI 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, 9:35. SAT 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, 9:35. SUN-WED 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, 9:35.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) - PG - THU 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00, 10:15. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00, 10:15. SUN-WED 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - Sneak Preview SAT Only 7:00.

NANNY MCPHEE RETURNS - PG - THU 11:30, 1:55, 4:20.

RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE 2D - R - THU 7:00, 9:10.

RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE 3D - R - THU 11:30, 1:40, 3:50, 6:00, 8:10, 10:20. FRI-WED 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:50.

UH FOOTBALL - VS. LOUISIANA TECH - G - SAT 5:30.

THE VIRGINITY HIT - R - THU 11:20, 1:20, 3:20, 5:20, 7:20, 9:20. FRIWED 9:45.

YOU AGAIN - PG - THU 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. FRI 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:40. SAT 12:15, 2:35, 9:40. SUN-WED 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:40.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) EASY A - PG13 - THU 1:20, 3:25, 5:30, 7:35 LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (2D) - PG - THU 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. FRI-SAT 11:10, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. SUN-WED 11:10, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - FRI-SAT 11:30, 2:05, 4:40, 7:15, 9:50.

SUN-MON 11:30, 2:05, 4:40, 7:15. TUE 1:00, 4:40, 7:15. WED 11:30, 2:05,

4:40, 7:15.

THE TOWN - R - THU 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. FRI-SAT 11:05, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. SUN-WED 1:05, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 - THU 1:00, 4:00, 7:05.

FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. SUN-WED 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees) ALPHA AND OMEGA (3D) - PG - THU (2:15, 4:30), 6:45, 9:00. FRI (12:00, 2:15, 4:30), 6:45, 9:00. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:15), 4:30, 6:45, 9:00. MON-WED (2:15, 4:30), 6:45, 9:00.

THE AMERICAN - R - THU-FRI (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (2:00), 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30.

AVATAR 3D SPECIAL EDITION - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:30, 5:00), 8:30. SATSUN (1:30, 5:00), 8:30. MON-WED (1:30, 5:00), 8:30.

DEVIL (SONY DIGITAL) - R - THU (2:20, 4:25), 6:30, 8:35. FRI (12:15, 2:20, 4:25), 6:30, 8:35. SAT-SUN (12:15, 2:20), 4:25, 6:30, 8:35. MON-WED (2:20, 4:25), 6:30, 8:35.

EASY A - PG13 - THU (2:25, 4:45), 7:05, 9:25. FRI (12:05, 2:35, 4:45), 7:05, 9:25. SAT-SUN (12:05, 2:25), 4:45, 7:05, 9:25. MON-WED (2:25, 4:45), 7:05, 9:25.

EAT PRAY LOVE - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:55, 5:05), 8:05. SAT-SUN (1:55), 5:05, 8:05. MON-WED (1:55, 5:05), 8:05.

GET LOW-PG13 - THU (1:35, 4:00), 6:25, 8:50.

TAKERS-PG13 - THU (1:50, 4:25), 7:00, 9:30.

THE TOWN (SONY DIGITAL) - R - THU (3:20, 3:50), 6:10, 6:40, 9:00, 9:30.

FRI-SUN (12:30, 3:20), 6:10, 9:00. MON-WED (3:20), 6:10, 9:00.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:30, 4:30), 7:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:30, 7:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:30), 7:30.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS (SONY DIGITAL) - PG13 - THU (3:00), 6:00, 9:00. FRI-SUN (12:00, 3:00), 6:00, 9:00. MON-WED (3:00), 6:00, 9:00.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees) EASY A-PG13 - THU-FRI (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) - PG - THU-FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. MON-WED (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30.

YOU AGAIN - PG - THU-FRI (1:45, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (1:45, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30.

NEW THIS WEEK 442: LIVE WITH HONOR, DIE WITH DIGNITY - NR - Documentary - The heroic Japanese American unit that sacrificed on the battlefield and faced discrimination at home gets some long-overdue recognition. Features Hawaii Senator Dan Inouye.

98 min.

CASE 39 - R - Horror - A social worker investigating the case of a strange little girl discovers that “strange” doesn’t begin to describe it. 109 min.

LET ME IN - R - Fantasy - See this week’s Film Critique. 115 min.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - Romantic Comedy - Katherine Heigl is once again thrown unwittingly into parenthood (with some dude). How many times do we need to see this? At least twice, apparently.

115 min.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - Drama - Hey you know that little Web site called Facebook all the kids (and their parents, aunts and great-uncles) are

talking about? Here’s the (alleged) story of how it was born. 133 min.

UH VS. LOUISIANA TECH - Watch Warrior football on the big screen; almost as good as being there.

NOW SHOWING ALPHA AND OMEGA (3D) - PG - Animated - Two wolves on opposite ends of the pecking order join forces. A strange career-capper for the late Dennis Hopper, who is among the voice cast. 88 min.

THE AMERICAN - R - Thriller - An assassin (George Clooney) goes to Italy to disappear, but a woman lures him out of the shadows. Hey, better than Ocean’s Fourteen. 105 min.

AVATAR 3D SPECIAL EDITION - PG13 - Fantasy - James Cameron’s little arthouse movie returns to theaters, because apparently it didn’t make enough money the first time. 162 min.

DEVIL - PG13 - Thriller - Time was “based on a story by M. Night Shyamalan” was a good thing.

Now, not so much. 80 min.

EASY A - PG13 - Comedy - The Scarlet Letter, only in a suburban high school. Just the way Nathaniel Hawthorne intended. 92 min.

EAT, PRAY, LOVE - PG13 - Romance - Julia Roberts wanders the globe in search of spiritual fulfillment and hot Italian men in this adaptation of the bestselling, Oprah-certified book. 133 min.

GET LOW - PG 13 - Drama - An old recluse with skeletons in his closet plans his own funeral.

We’re laughing already. Robert Duvall, Sissy Spacek and Bill Murray star. 102 min.

THE LAST EXORCISM - PG13 - Horror - Based on the number of movies that have been made about

exorcisms, we find this claim dubious at best. 100 min.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) - PG Animated - A group of talking owls go on a quest to save their kingdom, presumably stopping along the way to regurgitate rodent skulls. 100 min.

MACHETE - R - Action, Mex-ploitation - A former Mexican lawman goes on a killing spree; in Arizona they consider this an educational film. 105 min.

NANNY MCPHEE RETURNS - PG- Comedy, Family - Honestly didn’t know she’d left. But yeah, Emma Thompson with fake warts, protruding tooth and a big prosthetic nose. Good times. 109 min.

RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE (3D) - R - Action - If a based-on-a-video game explosion-fest sequel starring a midriff-baring Milla Jovovich sounds like your idea of a good time, go have a good time. 90min.

TAKERS - PG13 - Drama, Action - A notorious bankrobbing crew decides to pull one last job and it goes off without a hitch. Or something. Matt Dillon, Anakin Skywalker and that girlfriend-beating R&B singer star. 107 min.

THE TOWN - R - Drama - Ben Affleck directs and stars and somehow doesn’t wear out his welcome in this Boston-set cops and robbers tale. 123 min.

THE VIRGINITY HIT - R - Comedy - Awkward, horny high-schoolers try to lose their virginity with hilarious results. Where do they come up with this stuff? 84 min.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 Drama - Greed is still good in Oliver Stone’s belated sequel. Michael Douglas returns as Gordon Gekko.

127 min.

YOU AGAIN - PG - Comedy - A group of multigenerational women (including, inevitably, Betty White) spar over men and other life-and-death matters. 105 min.

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Picks

This Week's Picks Fair Fare

The Satori of De Lory

Thursday (September 30) 5-11pm, Friday (October 1) 10am-midnight, Saturday (October 2) 10am-midnight, & Sunday (October 3) 10am-11pm; War Memorial Complex, Kahului; $7 adults/$3 keiki (5-11 yrs.; under 4 free)

Thursday (September 30), 7:30pm, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, Kahului, $22 / Friday (October 1) 7:30pm, The Studio Maui, $20/$25

It’s such a cascaron-tease that the whitewashed plyboard food booths are erected so early in September. With every striped tent and E.K. Fernandez ride assembled — primaries faded to pastel after so many years—my hunger for fair food worsens. Salivating, teeth gnashing, I’m Templeton the rat from Charlotte’s Web. I wake up in an oily sweat having dreamed of springboard roll-diving into a vat of chow fun after log-rolling on pronto pups in a river of frosty POG. Or a luau stew swim with those plastic fruitand dinosaur-shaped sippers bobbing alongside in the current. Or a flying saucer ride through cotton candy clouds... Mmm. My opu’s growl for grinds grows. Is it time yet? Is it time yet? After a year’s wait—yes, it’s time. The Maui County Fair returns this weekend, for its 88th annual installment. Of course, it’s not only about the food. Exhibits. Rides. Games. Friends. Family.

Sights. Sounds. Smells. Excitement. Get your fill of all the buzz (and check out our Da Kine Calendar’s Announcements, Foodie and Events sections for specifics). Mauicountyfair.com

“It was really like I was just helping [Madonna] carry out her vision, as my musicians around me are [now] helping me carry out mine,” Donna De Lory told MauiTime last year, of her nearly two decades touring and performing in the Material Girl’s inner circle.

“Being away from that—because I was really in her world and her vision—I can really build my own [vision] and the people I want around me to help me carry that out... I woke up to something deeper inside myself; a deeper kind of music, things I wanted to talk about, the way I wanted to feel.”

Seeing as we’ve had a year to digest that, let’s here-on-out let that be the last mention of “Madge,” and forevermore focus on Donna, who returns to the Valley Isle for a hana hou at The Studio (Friday) along with her MACC debut (Thursday). Dance and song have always been a part of her life (she often incorporates sing-song riffs even in her casual, candid anecdotes), and her sound blends “North African grooves, meditative melodies and Sanskrit mantras [in] psychedelic arrangements.” She’s a conscious-living advocate who believes in “following your bliss,” and you can blissfully follow her during two special concert nights. Personally, I’m going to explore the live dance night at The Studio and find out why “ecstatic” and “dance” are inseparable words when in Haiku... Donnadelory.com / MACC: mauiarts.org; 242-7469 / The Studio: thestudiomaui.com; 575-9390

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Requests Score

Not Really Fakin’ It

Friday (October 1) 6-8pm, Market & Main Streets, Wailuku, Free

Sunday (October 3) 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, Kahului, $30/$35/$40

If calculating by the cliche, three-minute (Pop) “rule,” Requests has kept us rocking for 3,504,000 songs straight.

That’s 20 years, if you don’t already know, or want to do the backwards math.

Two decades of the island’s only legitimate record store surviving the days of big-box booms and the most colossal #fail of the music industry to date? Score! That’s a good, long run. But the business of mind-expanding (soul-uplifting/friend-making/booty-shaking...) is a marathon, not a sprint—and fans (as you should be) can only hope this is but the beginning of many more years to come. While we’ve been blessed by a few notable former Requests-takers like Andrew, Jay, Justin—whom we should no doubt fondly remember and reconnect with—let’s be sure to celebrate our current curators of relics and the rest, the ever-knowledgeable/lovable/admirable Boomshot, Brendan, Jay-P and Marc. And I’d be remiss not to mention owner Vince Mendez, the venerable madman who started it all (first doing business at the Swap Meet, before opening up shop on Lower Main and Mill Street).

And who better than Maui music giants Gomega, to get our no ka ‘oi music store’s birthday bash going, during this month’s Wailuku First Friday festivities? (Which BTW hosts a slew of other nifty attractions, like an Oktoberfest Beer Garden and free screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show see our Da Kine Calendar for more.) Mauivents.com /1stFridayWailuku@gmail.com / “Wailuku First Friday” on Facebook.com

Peas and carrots. Smuckers and Jiffy. Papaya and lime. Simon and Garfunkel. Things go together for a reason, and in the latter case that reason was some of the most tuneful, earnest folk ballads of the 1960s. Blending pitch-perfect vocal harmonies with twee, heartfelt lyrics, the duo originally dubbed Tom and Jerry produced a sound that’s not merely unique—it’s unmistakable. Now, that sound is being channeled by a different pairing, AJ Swearingen and Jonathan Beedle, who will be bringing their interpretive time-machine act to the MACC for a one-night-only engagement. From Mrs. Robinson to Cecilia to Bridge Over Troubled Water, relive the hits that— pardon the late-night infomercial cliché—helped define a generation. Squint your eyes and you’ll swear you were in Greenwich Village in a black turtleneck, contemplating the sounds of silence. 242-7469; mauiarts.org

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Calendar

by Anu Yagi calendar@mauitime.com

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS AN INTIMATE EVENING WITH DONNA DE LORY Thu, Sep 30. 2010 BhaktiFest & Lilith Fair headliner, Donna De Lory returns to Maui, making her MACC debut. This ethereal music star (and Madonna’s backup vocalist) will perform with her long time collaborators, Cameron Stone on cello and Dave Allen on drums. De Lory blends North African grooves, sanskrit mantras and psychedelic arrangements in her music. See This Week’s Picks for more. $22 / Buy two get 2nd half-off. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; mauiarts.org / donnadelory.com COCO ROBICHEAUX AT THE SUPPER CLUB - Thu, Sep 30. This New Orleans legend performs with Hubie Vigreux, and helps kick off the Hana Film Festival. See News & Views and Music Scene for more.

Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808-874-3779; stellablues.com LIVE DANCE WITH DONNA DE LORY - Fri, Oct 1. Sensual, sublime and always ecstatic. Join Donna for a rhythmic night of movement, sound and camaraderie.

Come early to fuel up with dinner entrees, raw dessert, kombucha and chai. See This Week’s Picks for more. $20 advance / $25 door. 7:30pm Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku; 808-575-9390; thestudiomaui.com / donnadelory.com MOTH & MINOR SETBACK - Sat, Oct 2. Remember Moth’s last Stella show? It was all, like, rainbow machine gun fire. With supreme musicianship, these heavy-hitting boys do it up right — and different — every time. Don’t miss it. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808-874-3779; stellablues.com PINKTOBER: WILLIE K IN CONCERT - Sat, Oct 2.

Uncle Willie is a champion cancer fighter, always altruistic in his dedication to raising awareness and funds for the cause. Join him and the Hard Rock in making great things happen — and have a great time. 21+ only. $12. 9:30pm The Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-7400; hardrock.com SIMON & GARFUNKEL RETROSPECTIVE TOUR Sun, Oct 3. Are you go-ing to Castle Thea-ter? (Sorry, that was a stretch, but I tried.) AJ Swearingen & Jonathan Beedle capture the essence of Simon & Garfunkel’s early Greenwich Village years, to critical acclaim. See This Week’s Picks for more. $30 / $35 / $40. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-896-4845 / 808-242-7469; lazarbear.com / mauiarts.org

STAGE FREE SCREENING: THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (RATED R) - Fri, Oct 1. Lets do the Time Warp again. It was a packed house last year, so it’s recommended you come early so as not to be turned away when the theater reaches capacity (strictly, 375) — which it will. Costumes encouraged.

Participation more-encouraged. Doors open at 8pm Screening at 9:00pm Free / Party packs with squirt guns, bubbles, et alia avail for. 8pm Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969 / 808-2694721 / mcpull@yahoo.com; mauionstage.com CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Call for their Kama’aina special. Starting at $62; Deals for kids.

6pm Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; maui.hyatt.com

FOODIE FESTIVALS OF ALOHA: PRACTICE ALOHA CELEBRITY CHEFS’ POKE - Thu, Sep 30. Demonstrations and free samples with a Festivals of

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Aloha 2010 Ribbon. “Practice Aloha” book launch by authors Chef Mark Ellman and Barbara Santos.

Entertainment by George Kahumoku Jr., from the new CD, “Practicing Aloha.” And, a Wailea Marriott room night giveaway plus door prizes. 4:30-6:30pm Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa, 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 808-922-6611

Pinktober continues! All ages show 2-3pm Late night show (21+ only) 9-10pm Tickets on sale through bampproject.com and groovetickets.com, or at Local Motion Surf Shops, Westside Vibes, Hard Rock Café and our friends at Requests, Wailuku. . $22.The Hard Rock Café, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-7400; hardrock.com / irationmusic.com

BEER DINNER - Sat, Oct 2. Inspired by Octoberfest tradition, and in partnership with Maui Brewing Co. The illustrious Bev Gannon herself has created a special menu celebrating hearty autumn flavors — and beer. Get into the season, and get these gourmet dishes into your belly. $55 / 5-course meal, each paired with a Maui Brew Co. beer. Haili’imaile General Store, 900 Haili’imaile Rd., Haili’imaile; 808-572-2666; bevgannonrestaurants.com

COMPLEXIONS CONTEMPORARY BALLET - Fri, Oct 15. An innovative mix of method, style and culture — exploring the beauty of human movement in a way that’s taken the entertainment world by storm (from PBS to Cirque du Soleil). $12 / $28 / $35. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

KEIKI IN THE KITCHEN AT WHOLE FOODS - Sat, Oct 2. Every first Saturday of the month. The popularity of the culinary arts is not just limited to grownups. Classes are perfect for children 5 to 12 years old. Class includes demonstrations on hands-on easy meal preparations that the entire family can enjoy. Free. 11am Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/maui 88TH ANNUAL MAUI COUNTY FAIR -Thu - Sun, Sep 30 - Oct 3. Hungry yet? We are (see This Week’s Picks): baked ham, baked potatoes, banana lumpia, BBQ chicken, BBQ pulled pork, boiled peanuts, bruddah pops, burritos, candied apples, cascaron, chicken enchilada, chicken hekka, chicken sausage, chili bowl / dog, chow fun, corn on the cob, cotton candy, cupcakes, curly fries, dry mein, fetuccine alfredo, flying saucer, fried cheese, fried chicken, fried ice cream, fried rice, fried zucchini, frosty lemonade, frosty POG, gandule rice, garlic shrimp, Hawaiian plate, ice cream sundaes / floats, kalbi ribs, Korean chicken, laulau, li hing pineapple, loco-moco, luau stew, malasadas, nachos, orange chicken, pansit, pasteles, pizza, poi mochi, pork & peas, pork adobo, Portuguese bean soup, pozole, pronto pups, quesadillas, roast pork. roast turkey, shave ice, shoyu chicken, smoked pork, spaghetti & meatballs, spare ribs, steak & rice, tacos, tamales, teriburgers, teriyaki beef, waffle cake w/ ice cream. Prices vary, obviously. Admission: $7 / $3 Keiki 5-11 / Free Keiki 4 and under. 5-11pm Fair Grounds at War Memorial Complex, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; mauicountyfair.com

TICKETS ON SALE SOLO SESSIONS WITH JAKE SHIMABUKURO Thu, Oct 7. This popular solo session series began with Shimabukuro — who is as bright and happy a man as the sound of his instrument of choice — and continues with Shimabukuro; with song and stories in an intimate setting. This “’ukulele ambassador” is known for his lightning licks and is not to be missed.

VIPs get early theater access and meet and great session. $25 / $45. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org / jakeshimabukuro.com JOHN CRUZ – Fri & Sat, Oct 8 & 9. Not one, but two nights of this beloved performer, headlining the Supper Club. A wonderfully warm venue with great grinds and stellar sound. Each and every show will knock your socks off. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808-874-3779; stellablues.com DHVANI: MUSIC AND DANCE OF INDIA - Fri, Oct 8.

Featuring Steve Oda (sarode) and Ty Burhoe (tabla), with Odissi dancers Sarala Dandekar, Akari Ueoka and Malati Carano. Tickets go quickly — get yours today.

And, plan on arriving to the show early for authentic Indian cuisine, desserts and chai. $15. 7:30pm Montessori of Maui, 2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808573-0374; talarecords.com / momi.org IRATION WITH THE THROWDOWNS - Sat, Oct 9.

BARKTOBERFEST 2010 - Sat, Oct 16. The one and only Shaggy emcees the evening, with live music from Lisa Owen & The Village Musicians, The Haiku Hillbillys, and the Maui Reggae Ambassador himself, Marty Dread. Plus, Maui Brew Co./Root Beer Gardens, a gourmet German dinner, and more.

Adult $60 advance / $65 door; Keiki 5-12 $30 advance / $35 door; 5-9pm Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina; 808-877-3680 ext. 34; mauihumanesociety.org SAVE THE DATE: MAUI ‘UKULELE FESTIVAL - Sun, Oct 17. Fun for the whole ‘ohana. ‘Ukulele masters from Herb Ohta-san to Uncle Richard Ho’opi’i perform, with ‘ukulele teacher/advocate Roy Sakuma as MC. Fun includes door prizes plus island-style food and craft booths. Blankets and lawn chairs encouraged. Free. 1-6pm Outdoors, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE DEAD KENNEDYS - Fri, Oct 22. Rub your eyes.

Catch your breath. Look again. Does it still say Dead Kennedys? Whew. Good. We’re blown away too. See you there, if you manage to score tickets. $35. 9pm The Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 808667-7400; groovetickets.com / hardrock.com “AN EVENING FOR SINATRA” WITH BRIAN EVANS LIVE IN CONCERT - Thu, Oct 28. Crooner Brian Evans performs Sinatra classics with a full big band. Evans’s versions of the standards are heard on shows ranging from “Law & Order” to “So You Think You Can Dance,” and his next album features a duet with Kelly Osbourne. $20 / $30 / $40 VIP. 7pm-9:30am The Maui Theatre, 878 Front St., Lahaina; 808-856-7973; themauicelebrityseries.com CELTIC HARPER & STORYTELLER, PATRICK BALL - Fri, Oct 29. This premier Celtic harp player and captivating spoken word artist takes to the McCoy stage, playing the legendary brass-strung harp of Ireland.

With his bell-like voice and tales of wit and enchantment from the Emerald Isle, he’s sure to delight. $25.

7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org FIFTH ANNUAL BOYS & GIRLS CLUBS OF MAUI BENEFIT GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat, Oct 30. Four man scramble format. Features “one of the best goodie bags of any tournament on Maui,” and delicious lunch with prizes and awards to round out the day. Early bird discounts now available (save $20 single player / $100 foursome by purchasing before September 30). $180 single player / $700 foursome.

Makena North Golf Course, 5415 Makena Rd., Kihei; 808-242-4363 ext. 322; bgcmaui.org

ANNOUNCEMENTS ADA RENOVATIONS - Our Upcountry library will be closed for Americans with Disabilities Act improvements from October 4 - 27, with the last day of public service scheduled for October 2. The drop box will be closed for safety reasons, and books and materials can be returned at any other Hawai’i State Public Library System location. An announcement will be made confirming the reopening of the li-

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Thirsty Thursdays

Flashback Fridays w/ Next Level Ent., 9pm; $10

AMBROSIA

Old Skool Thursdaze w/ DJ Del Sol, 10pm

What the Funk! Fridays w/ DJ Forrest, 10pm

DJ Jay

‘Ohana Groove

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BOCALINO BISTRO & BAR 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY REST.

Live Music

500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului - 873-6555

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Boat Night w/ DJ JamnJ 10pm; No Cover

TUE - Ladies Night w/ Bad Kitty, 8 - 11pm

Sunday Night Fever! w/ DJ CIA, 10pm

MON - Dance Party w/ DJ Forrest /TUE - GLEEk Out and Drum & Bass w/ DJ Astro-Raph; WED - Maui’s HI-5 Night w/ DJ Del Sol & DJ CIA WED - Latino/Blues & Jazz Night w/ Lydia Toccafondy & Neto Peraza

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Maui SLAM: Back to (Old) School w/ DJ Boomshot

CHARLEY’S

Wavetrain 10pm - Close ; $5

Teomon & The Kryptones w/ Dani Girl

DJ Del Sol

COOL CAT CAFE

Barefoot Minded 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Dave Caroll 7 - 10pm; No Cover

Erin Smith 7 - 10pm; No Cover

MON - Peter D / TUE - Live Jazz / WED - Ryan Palma (All sets 7 - 10pm; No Cover)

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

Alternative Night w/ DJ Astro Ralph

Live Music 10pm; No Cover

Roots Judgement 10pm; No Cover

Ka’ena Elaban 10pm; No Cover

MON - Gomega & Randi’s Birthday / TUE - Open Mic Night (All 10pm; No Cover)

Quiz Night 10pm; No Cover

Jarod 10pm; No Cover

Live Music 10pm; No Cover

Sunday Funday

MON - Big John / TUE - Jordan & Wolf / WED Jessica & Friend (All 10pm; No Cover)

Karaoke

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Bad Kitty; No Cover / Karaoke

TUE - Pool Tournament WED - Ladies Night & DJ Dance Party

Rampage 9pm-Close

Dat Guyz 9pm - Close

Pa’amana 9pm - 1:30am

Karaoke 8pm - Close

MON - Karaoke / TUE - Karaoke Contest / WED - Open Mic Night

Sonido Inspiracion 9:30pm; $7

Pinktober: Willie K 9:300pm; $12

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MON, TUE & WED - Karaoke

Ashley Welte 7pm - Close; No Cover

Guest Performer 7pm - Close; No Cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - Close; No Cover

Brian Cuomo 7pm - Close; No Cover

MON - Ashley Welte / TUE & WED - Rene Alonzo (All 7pm - Close; No Cover)

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787

brary. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org SCHAEFER PORTRAIT CHALLENGE - Daily. This highly anticipated, statewide juried triennial exhibit promises to be captivating, and the prospectus for the 2012 challenge will be made available starting September 2010, online or in the gallery. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, 1 Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org RECYCLE WISH LIST - Daily. Artists have a knack for making use of things otherwise deemed trash.

Stained/faded towels? The printmaking studio can use them. Bubble wrap new or used? Potters will bubble-over with joy. Old T-shirts make great paint rags, too. Available: old issues of art magazines for reading, collage or kids projects (call 24 hours ahead and we will bring them in for you). Upcountry Fine Art, 1156 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-573-6000 VOLCOM’S GIVE JEANS A CHANCE – Last chance!

Through to the end of September, local Volcom stores are collecting jeans to donate to Maui homeless shelters. Receive a free hat for your donations, while supplies last. Volcom Stores at Ka’anapali Pkwy. and Whalers Village, 808-661-6263 / 808-6610960; volcom.com/givejeansachance 88TH ANNUAL MAUI COUNTY FAIR -Thu - Sun, Sep 30 - Oct 3. Full-on festivities (get the daily scoops in our Events section) where you can relive your small kid time memories or make new ones! Get there easily with shuttles from Wailuku (County Building and Wells Park parking lots) and Kahului (UHMC Soccer fields, Keopu’olani Park, and Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center). Hurt? Help can be found at the First Aid Station. Prevent/solve mishap by getting registered at the Keiki ID Booth/Lost Keiki Tent. Peruse budding talent at the School Art Exhibit. Find zen reprieve at the Valley Isle Bonsai Club Exhibit and at Orchidland. Spot someone/thing you know at the Photo Salon. Be inspired to nurture your green thumb or thimbled index at the Horticulture and Homemakers exhibits. Get freebies and info at the Better Living and Community Service tents, stock up for the holidays at the Arts & Crafts tent.

And at the Livestock and Poultry exhibit, learn about “Raising Happy and Healthy Chicks,” “Rabbit and Guinea Pig Q&A,” “Horse Handling and Grooming,” “Interesting Facts about Alpacas,” and a free drawing

Upcountry Sundays w/ George Kahumoku, Jr.

for 100 lbs of beef, Thursday through Saturday. Oh, and da grinds. Of course, da grinds (see Foodie for more)!

Admission: $7 / $3 Keiki 5-11 / Free Keiki 4 and under.

5-11pm Fair Grounds at War Memorial Complex, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; mauicountyfair.com

EVENTS THURSDAY, SEP 30 88TH ANNUAL MAUI COUNTY FAIR - Day 1 - Kicks off with the parade (4:30pm) from UHMC to Maehara Baseball Stadium — so either stake out your spot for a good view early, or reroute your commute to avoid closures and traffic. Entertainment includes: Alika Nakooka (5:30-6pm), opening ceremonies with Miss Hawaii and Miss Hawaii Outstanding Teen (6:30-7:30pm), Zenshin Daiko (6:30-6:45pm), Christ the King Choir (6:50 - 7pm), Na Hanoa Kulike O Piilani (7-7:10pm), Governor Lingle, Mayor Tavares and fair directors (7:10-7:20pm), Maui Chines Martial Arts Academy lion dance (7:20-7:30pm), Makaha Sons (8-9pm), hypnotist James Kellogg, Jr. (9:30-10:30pm). $7 / $3 Keiki 5-11 / Free Keiki 4 and under. Fair Grounds at War Memorial Complex, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; mauicountyfair.com CONSERVATION CONVERSATIONS - Viewpoints Gallery and East Maui Watershed Partnership invite you to join in on lively “conservation conversations” with noted environmental experts discussing island-wide conservation efforts. First in this four-week series is Randy Bartlett, EMWP Program Manager. Next week: Art Medeiros, USGUS Biologist & LHWRP Coordinator. Free. 6-7pm Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-5725979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com

MAUI SLAM GOES BACK TO (OLD) SCHOOL - You saw the cover story two weeks ago, so your calendar should be set. But here’s a friendly reminder for Thursday Late Night’s best bet: Old school hip hop and dance music by DJ Boomshot, improv visuals by Douglas Deboer and live fashion sketching with Miranda Sarah Viegas. Whether you’re an art freak, band geek, computer nerd, locker jock, prep, thespian, stoner or loner, all are welcome (but sign up early if you wanna

WED - Famous Ladies Night w/ DJ Stylz & DJ Kamikaze, 10pm; $10 TUE - Danyell Alana & Friends, 10pm; $5

slam). $100 cash prize. 21+ only. $5. 9:30pm Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-572-0220; mauislam.com / casanovamaui.com

Lahaina; 808-280-9914; hulagypsy.com

FRIDAY, OCT 01

REALTORS ASSOCIATION OF MAUI PRESIDENTIAL SCHOLARSHIP FUND GOLF TOURNAMENT - Visit ramaui.com/golf for more information. Kahili Golf Course, 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Wailuku; 808-242-4653

88TH ANNUAL MAUI COUNTY FAIR - Day 2 - Features the Special Fair Day (10am - 1:30pm) for those precluded from attending during regular fair hours due to physical or mental inhibitions (gates open for general admission at 5pm). Entertainment includes Mayor Tavares (10am), Kalimaya (10:10am), Rayo’s Latin Fitness (10:30am), Zenshin Daiko (11am), Halau Kulia I Ka Nuu (11:30am - 1pm) / Haele with Dennis Kahula and Wayne Yoshida (5:30-6pm), Weldon Kekauoha and Na lei Kaumaka O Uka (6:30-7:30pm), A Touch of Gold (8-9pm), Q103’s Maui’s Got Talent Contest w/ $500 cash prize (9:30-10:30pm), hypnotist James Kellogg, Jr. (10:3011:30pm). $7 / $3 Keiki 5-11 / Free Keiki 4 and under.

5pm-12am Fair Grounds at War Memorial Complex, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; mauicountyfair.com WAILUKU TOWN FIRST FRIDAYS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, REQUESTS! - It’s a block party! Come and experience the exciting street festivities and a one-ofa-kind blend of old and new in Wailuku. Friends and neighbors of MauiTime, Requests Music, celebrate their 20th anniversary (see This Week’s Picks for more), and Gomega takes to the Market St. stage to amp up the party. Plus, Head High at the Main Street Promenade and a free screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show (see Stage). Oh, and it wouldn’t be Oktoberfest without a little brew. The Beer Garden is back by popular demand (5-9pm), thanks to Maui Recycling. Free. 5:30-8pm Wailuku Town, North Market St., Wailuku HANA FILM FESTIVAL - Day 1 - Continues through October 2. A wonderful, community-oriented festival full of locally made films, live music and local grinds/ artisan products. See this week’s News & Views for more, plus details about their kick off party with New Orlean’s Coco Robicheaux at Stella Blues’ Supper Club in this week’s Music Scene. Free. 3-11pm Hana Bay, Uakea Rd, Hana; 808-573-5530; mauifest.net VINTAGE MAVENS UNITE - If you love vintage apparel from the 40s 50s and 60s, peruse new offerings in their collection (3,000 items under $20), plus cheese, wine and free gifts. 10am-8pm Hula Gypsy, 505 Front St.,

SATURDAY, OCT 02

OCTOBER HOLOKAI CLUB - “Scary Delights” with Balloonology by Riki. Twist up some (keiki appropriate) twisted fun. Free. 10am-12pm Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com HANA FILM FESTIVAL - DAY 2 - Continued from October 1. See this week’s News & Views for more, plus details about their kick off party with New Orlean’s Coco Robicheaux at Stella Blues’ Supper Club in this week’s Music Scene. Free. 3-11pm Hana Bay, Uakea Rd, Hana; 808-573-5530; mauifest.net 12TH ANNUAL ULTIMATE PANACHE PAGEANT Fabulous female impersonators from the Valley Isle and abroad compete in oft couture costumes for the coveted crown. A wild night not to be missed. $30 / $40 / $50. 5-10pm Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI, 96761, Lahaina; 808-667-2525 88TH ANNUAL MAUI COUNTY FAIR - Day 3 - Today’s the day to get your $25 all-access ride wristband (10am - 4pm). Also, Saturday features the Aloha Cherry Truffle Challenge (2-3pm) with Roselani’s Aloha Cherry Truffle Ice Cream, the Robo Tech Expo and Competition at the Baldwin Auditorium (10am 5pm), plus the AIA Lego Building Competition (11am - 12:30pm), and the 6th annual Maui County Department of Fire and Public Safety’s “Who’s Got the Heat” Chili Cook-off fundraiser (10am - 12pm). Entertainment includes KPOA and Vacations Hawaii Las Vegas Giveaway featuring Richard Hoopii and the Festivals of Aloha falsetto champions (10-11:30am), Peek A Bows (12-12:30pm), Holunape Halau Kekuaokalaaualailiahi (12:30-1:30pm), Kulewa (2-2:30pm), hypnotist Jame Kellogg, Jr. (3-4pm & 10:30-11:30pm), Roddy Lopez (4:30-5:30pm), Off Tomorrow (6-7pm), Manao Company (7:30-8:30pm), and Ekolu (9-10pm). $7 / $3 Keiki 5-11 / Free Keiki 4 and under. 5pm-12am Fair Grounds at War Memorial Complex, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; mauicountyfair.com

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Vince Esquire

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Kahala

MON, TUE & WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns

KIMO’S

Hula Honeys

DeAquino Bruddahs feat.

Nestor, 9-11pm

1810 8:30-10:30pm

Sam Ahia

MON, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia

Bad Kitty 8-11pm

Billy & The Bad Dogs 7-11pm

Black Powder Blues Band 8-11pm

Gina Martinelli Band 7-10pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Crazy Fingers 9pm - 1am; No Cover

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KIWI ROADHOUSE

95 E. Lipoa St., Ste A101, Kihei - 874-1250

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S KIHEI

Netto & Barbara Salsa / Latin Top 40 DJ; 8pm - 2am

LULU’S LAHAINA

Classic Rock Thursday / Kahana Canoe Club Benefit w/ Mele Pono

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

DJ Music 11pm-1:30am; No Cover

Alternative Night w/ DJ Raph, 10pm - 2am

Karaoke 7:30 - 11pm; No Cover

WED - Karaoke 7:30 - 11 pm; No Cover

X-clusive Saturday Nights w/ All Access & DJ Money Mike

Cyrus Clark

MON - Service Industry Night / TUE - Dolla Balla Night w/ DJ Twizzy / WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10pm; No Cover

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

MOANA CAFE

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

Phil & Angie Benoit / Movie Night

TUE - Open Mic Night DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9 pm - 12 am

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8644

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St. Kihei - 874-1131

Jonny & the Ringo’s 9pm; No Cover

Arise 9pm; No Cover

DJ Black House 9pm; $5

House Music 9pm; No Cover

MON - Country Music, 9pm / TUE - DJ Zeke 9pm; $5 / WED - Heavy Bottom Boy’s Funk, 9pm

Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish the Dish, 9:30pm - 12am

Ho’okoa and Kaipo Kapua 7:30pm; $10/$15

Jazz on the Blue, 7-10pm / Rick Glencross, 10pm-Close

The Celtic Tigers, 6-9:30pm / Live Band, 10pm-Close

TUE - Murray Thorne/Tin Can Comedy / WED Willie K / E. Smith’s Super Fantastic Ladies Night

Johnny Ringo 10pm; No Cover

Sounds of Addiction 10pm; No Cover

Ryan Palma 10pm; No Cover

MON - Bloodlines / TUE - Ryan Palma / WED - TBA (All sets 10pm; No Cover)

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S HE U’I BANYAN TREE ART AND CRAFT FESTIVAL - Continues through Sunday. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, hand-sewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Plus, live music for your shopping enjoyment. October 2 - 17 at 10am, check out the Michael Kollwitz, “The Lahaina Stickman.” Free.

9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, 649 Wharf St., Lahaina; 888-310-1117 / 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com

SUNDAY, OCT 03 INAUGURAL ALS CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT - Two man scramble to benefit the ALS Association, helping people living with lateral sclerosis (Lou Gehrig’s disease). Kahili Golf Course, 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Wailuku; Kevin Foth: 808-242-4653 37TH ANNUAL LESTER HAMAI MEMORIAL PANASONIC WOMEN’S GOLF TOURNAMENT - Limited to first 72 paid entrants. Deadline to enter is September 26, for this 18-hole stroke-play tourney for wahine golfers with a current GHIN handicap, maximum 36 (must be 18 or older). Cost includes green fee, cart, lunch and prizes. $80. 7am Maui Country Club, 48 Nonohe Pl., Paia; Dot Tam Ho: 808-877-5433 BOOK SIGNING: AUTHOR RUTINO LARA - Kihei resident and author of “Meant to Be: The Right Place, The Right Time,” will be on hand to sign and discuss his rags-to-riches autobiography. Learn how he overcame danger and corruption in povertystricken Mexico City with his escape to the U.S. Free.

1-3pm Borders Books & Music, Maui Marketplace, 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 808-877-6160; borders.com 88TH ANNUAL MAUI COUNTY FAIR - FINAL DAY - The first 2,000 fair entrants get free admission, thanks to the Fun Factory. Plus all rides costing 5 or 6 coupons are reduced to 4 coupons, and all costing 4 coupons are reduced to 3. Entertainment includes 2010 Cheer Spirit Showdown (10am - 12:30pm), Gail Swanson (12-12:30pm), Marissa’s Dance Fitness (11:30pm), hypnotist James Kellogg, Jr. (2-3pm & 9:3010:30pm), Mele Pono (3:30-4:30pm), Pac Vibe (5-6pm), Uluwehi Guerrero (6:30-7:30pm) and Anuhea (8-9pm). $7 / $3 Keiki 5-11 / Free Keiki 4 and under. 5-11pm Fair Grounds at War Memorial Complex, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; mauicountyfair.com SENIOR SUNDAY IN IAO – Every first Sunday of the month, Maui residents ages 60 and better

can enjoy the beautiful Hawai`i Nature Center for free. Regular fare is $6 for adults, $4 for keiki.

Free for Seniors. Hawai’i Nature Center, 808-2446500; hawaiinaturecenter.org

MONDAY, OCT 04 CAMP KALUANUI: FALL ART CAMP AT HUI NO’EAU - Begins today through October 8, for 5-8 year-olds and 9-12 year-olds. A dynamic, creative experience for self-expression and discovery in fun environment. Activities include mixed media, printmaking, painting, 3D arts, hand-built ceramics and more. Call to register.

Single days available. Weekly Fee: $195 ($244 nonmember) + $35 Supply Fee. 8:30am-4pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808572-6560; huinoeau.com FALL BREAK DANCE CAMP & DRAMA CAMP Begins today through October 8. With limited space, this camp always sell outs — so register early.

Dance Camp (for ages 6-10) by Rebecca Owen and Kathleen Schulz covers skills in ballet, tap and hip hop, plus memorization, flexibility, coordination and teamwork (9am - 2pm; $175 tuition). Drama Camp (for ages 5-9) by Eva Sikes covers how to be an actor (8:30am - 2:30pm; $175 tuition). Both culminate with a performance for family and friends. Maui Academy of Performing Arts, 81 N. Church St., Wailuku; 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org CALLING ALL MONK SEAL ENTHUSIASTS: 8TH SEMI-ANNUAL MONK SEAL COUNT - The count is scheduled for October 16 (10am - 1pm) with four informational meetings slated prior. You only need to attend one meeting, if you wish to participate in the count. Also, look for meeting dates on October 6 (Lahaina), and in next week’s calendar on October 7 (Kihei) and October 8 (Hana). Free. 6-7pm Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, 726 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808292-2372 / nicole.davis@noaa.gov

TUESDAY, OCT 05 TIN CAN COMEDY NIGHT W/ SHAGGY JENKINS OF Q103 - A funnybone workout not to be missed.

Drink specials (aka liquid courage, should you choose to participate) and free pupus for all. 9-10pm Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com

WEDNESDAY, OCT 06 CALLING ALL MONK SEAL ENTHUSIASTS: 8TH SEMI-ANNUAL MONK SEAL COUNT - The count

is scheduled for October 16 (10am - 1pm) with four informational meetings slated prior. You only need to attend one meeting, if you wish to participate in the count. Also, look for meeting dates on October 4 (Kihei), and in next week’s Da Kine Calendar on October 7 (Kihei) and October 8 (Hana). Free. 6-7pm Lahaina Civic Center, Lower-Level Community Meeting Room, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-292-2372 / nicole.davis@noaa.gov MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN SLACK KEY GUITAR SERIES - Grammy award winner George Kahumoku Jr. headlines this popular show, joined by Hawaii’s top slack key artists. $39.99. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili; 808-669-6271; napilikai.com ERIN SMITH’S SUPER FANTASTIC LADIES NIGHT Where else and how else are you gonna spend your Wednesday night, ladies? Get hip to this mini rock concert with tons of freebies and tips/tricks from glamorous pros. No Cover. 9-11pm Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com / follow Erin on Twitter @erinsmith808

ART SEPTEMBER’S FEATURED ARTIST: PHOTOGRAPHER SCOTT MEAD – Daily through September 30.

Last chance! Meads new “Paintography (R)of Paradise” series of fine art canvas giclees is currently on display. Each piece has undergone hours of handapplied, digital brush strokes. “Paintography(R) is what happens when you mix insomnia and lots of coffee,” jokes Mead. 9am-5pm Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, 648 Wharf St., Lahaina; 808661-0111; lahaina-arts.com A CABINET OF CURIOSITIES – Daily through October 7. Last chance! A collection of polymer clay sculptures and illustrations of an imagined natural history, by Ghalib El-Khalidi, featuring creature heads, imaginary insects and anthropomorphized animals. Spectacularly unique and not to be missed. 11am-6pm Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-8515 / paiatattooparlor@yahoo.com; paiatattooparlor.com “HAWAII FAMILY PORTRAITS,” A TRAVELLING EXHIBIT - Mon-Fri through Oct 15. Portraits of GLBT families—who daily face discrimination, denial of rights and persecution, because of who they are and who they love—captured through the lens of professional photographer Mike Ang. A special project by the Equity Hawaii Foundation. Free. 8am-6pm University

of Hawaii Maui College Library, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-984-3500 / epeterso@hawaii.edu; hawaiifamilyportraits.com / maui.hawaii.edu MALAMA WAO AKUA 2010 – Daily through October 26. (Also, check out Randy Bartlett’s expert talk, this Thursday! See Events for more.) Experience the beauty of our native Hawaiian rain forests and learn about the flora/fauna that are unique to our islands, with East Maui Watershed Partnership’s “Malama Wao Akua” juried exhibition — Maui’s only native species art showing. Free. 10am-6pm Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-5725979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com SOLO EXHIBITION: ELI BAXTER AND JAISY HANLON - Mon-Sat through November 12. Hanlon’s work explores a nature slightly mediated by fantasy, with creatures in environments that reference reality only in their singular parts. Baxter’s installation is highly suggestive of organic foliage, yet has a very industrial, fetishistic quality. Sure to intrigue and inspire. Free.

10am-4pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com ARTIST AT THE EASEL - Daily (except Sun & Tue).

Currently featuring Belinda Leigh (Mondays). Daryl Millard, winner of the 2011 Lahaina Action Town Committee annual art contest (Wednesdays & Saturdays). and Davo, local pop artist (Thursdays & Fridays). Free. 5-9pm Gallerie 505, 505 Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-3537; gallerie505.com LEI & ARTISAN DEMONSTRATIONS - Every Tue & Fri. Hands on instructional and demo presentations at center stage. Free. 11am-1pm Whalers Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali; 808-661-4567; whalersvillage.com

SCHOOL SPORTS MIL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL - Thu, Sep 30. King Kekaulike at Maui High. 6:30pm Maui High School, 660 Lono Ave., Kahului MIL FOOTBALL - Fri, Oct 1. Baldwin at Kamehameha Maui. 7pm Kamehameha High School Maui, 275 Aapueo Pkwy., Makawao MIL FOOTBALL - Sat, Oct 2. Maui High at King Kekaulike. 7pm King Kekaulike High School, 121 Kula Hwy., Pukalani

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OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

PINEAPPLE GRILLE

200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

Concierge Appreciation Party

“Club Thirty Flirty” w/ DJ Eric Dean & John V, 9pm

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Top 40 / Hip Hop DJ Music, 10pm Smooth Jazz Sounds w/ Brian Cuomo & Friends, 7pm -10m

Evan Almighty

4465 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina - 669-8889

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DJ Slackin 10pm; No Cover

DJ Sonny 10pm; No Cover

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Roots Judgement 9pm - 12am; No Cover

Vince Esquire 9pm - 12am; No Cover

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Erin Smith / Moth w/ Minor Setback

Ron and Rob plus Ian 9pm - 1 am; $3

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; No Cover

The Girlie Show 10pm; No Cover

Disco Biscuits w/ CIA & DJ Del Sol

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STELLA BLUE’S

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

Ah-Tim / Supper Club: Coco Robicheaux

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIA JUANA’S

2911 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali - 667-4080

TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

WOW-WEE MAUI’S

333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937.

COOL CAT CAFE - Every Thu, Barefoot Minded; Every Fri & Sat, Dave Caroll; Every Sun, Erin Smith; Every Mon, Peter D; Every Tue, Live Jazz; Every Wed, Ryan Palma (All Sets 7-10pm; No Cover). Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ernie 3 – 5pm, Garrett & Peter 6 – 8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3 – 5pm, Kulewa 6 8:30pm; Sat, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Kulwea 6 - 8:30pm; Sun, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Ernie & Miles 6 – 8:30pm; Mon, Tue & Wed, Brian 3 – 5pm, Damien & Edee 6 –8:30pm 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900.

HULA GRILL - Thu, Bruddah Larry 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kulewa 6:30 - 9pm; Fri, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 - 4pm, Dub Fire 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Kawika Lum Ho 6:30 - 9pm; Sat, Jack Stone 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, Oren & JR 4:15 – 6:15pm, TBA 6:30 - 9pm; Sun, Ron Hetteen 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, Dub Fire 4:15 – 6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30 - 9pm; Mon, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30 - 9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 11:30 a.m – 1pm, Jarrett Roback 2 – 4pm, Ernest Pua’a 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30 - 9pm; Wed, Mika Villaren 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Peter DeAquino 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30 - 9pm Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Mon, Ashley Welte; Every Fri, Guest Performer; Every Sat, Farzad Azad & Mike Madden; Every Sun, Brian Cuomo; Every Tue, Rene Alonso. All sets 7pm - Close. No Cover. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai , 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S RESTAURANT - Thu, Hula Honeys 6:308:30pm; Fri, Barefoot Minded 8-10pm; Sat, Glenn & Ben 8-10pm; Sun, Willie K 6:30-8:30pm; Every Mon, Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6-8pm; 845 Front St.,

WED - Top 40 / Hip Hop w/ DJ Money Mike, 10pm

Ho’okoa and Arise 10pm; No Cover

MON - DJ Blast / TUE - Tequila Tuesday w/ DJ LX; WED- Ladies Night with the ADD Twins

MON-Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz / TUE - Tom Conway; WED - Randall Rospond / Slam w/ David Choy

Dubfires 10pm - 12am; No Cover

MON - Gigi / TUE - Randy / WED - Tableside Magic w/ Brenton Keith

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Divine Fashion Show 9pm - 2am; No Cover

Undone Party w/ Q Ross 9pm - 2am; $10

Spun Out 9pm - 2am; $10

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‘Ikaika Blackburn Trio 10pm

Kua ‘Aina 10pm

Ladies Night w/ Next Level Entertainment

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TUE - Thirsty Tuesday & Free Karaoke / WED - Free Karaoke

Karaoke No Cover; 8pm Lahaina, 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:309:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm 730 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0700.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Every Fri, The J.D on the Rocks Band 2:30-5pm; Every Sat, JD & Harry 2:30-5pm; Every Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5pm Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm 100 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Kahana Canoe Club Fundraiser w/ Mele Pono; Every Thu, Classic Rock Thursdays featuring Howard Ahia 5:30-7:30pm; Every Sun, Cyrus Clark 6-8pm; Every Wed, Sizzling Salsa Nights with DJ music 8pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Phil & Angela Benoit 6-9pm 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 808-669-6400.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm; Sat, Smooth Jazz w/ Brian Cuomo & Friends 7-10pm 200 Kapalua Drive, Kapalua, 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8pm; Tue, Ah Tim 5:30-8:30pm 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Every Sun & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coehlo Morrison 7-9pm; Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 808-669-1500.

TIA JUANA’S CANTINA - Wed, Tableside Magic with Brenton Keith 6-9pm 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-667-4080.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Every Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-1011

MON, TUE & WED - Dat Guyz; No Cover BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike F 5-9pm; Every Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm 300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Maalaea, 808-243-2286.

BOCALINO - Fri, ‘Ohana Groove 8:30pm; Sat, Estee & Company 7:30pm; Wed, Latino/Blues & Jazz Night w/Lydia Toccafondy & Neto Peraza 8pm 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-4041.

featuring David Choy 7-10pm; 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 808-875-2910.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 808-879-2224.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., Wailea, 808-875-8080.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Every Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8pm; Every Fri & Tue, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Every Sat, Ryan Robinson & Wolf; Every Wed, Jordan Cudworth 4-8pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-874-1250.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sat & Sun, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:309:30pm 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei, 808-875-9983.

KIWI ROADHOUSE - Thu, Dominick 4-6pm, Bad Kitty, 8-11pm; Fri, Mango Pickers 5-7pm, Billy & The Bad Dogs 7-11pm; Sat, Black Powder Blues Band 8-11pm; Sun, Gina Martineelli Band 7-10pm. 95 E. Lipoa St., Ste. A101, Kihei, 808-891-8010.

TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Closed for renovations; Fri, Girls Nite Out with Gina Martinelli; Sat, Classic Rock with Dominic; Sun, Crunch Pups “Uncrunhed”; Mon, Jam Session with Bobby Ingram & Friends; Tue, Mike and Mark; Wed, Steve Sargenti. All no cover. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

MONSOON INDIA - Every Sat, Romantic Violin by Cambria Moss 6:30-8:30pm; Every Tue, Hula Honeys 5:308:30pm 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 808-875-4555.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Every Thu, The Willie K Band 7-9pm; Fri, Ho’okoa & Kaipo Kapua 7:30pm; Every Sat, Jazz on the Blue 7-10pm; Every Sat, Rick Glencross 10pm; Every Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6-9pm; Every Sun, Live Band 10pm; Every Mon, Willie K Rock Your World 9pm; Every Tue, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Every Wed, Willie K 7-9pm; Every Wed, Erin Smiths Super Fantastic Ladies Night 9pm. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808-874-1131.

CENTRAL MAUI CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm; Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8pm.1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, 808-877-0073.

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Every Fri & Sat, “Early Late Night” Live Music until 11pm 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 808-873-6555.

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Tue, Ladies Night w/ Bad Kitty 8-11pm 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 808-877-9001.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Every Thu, Erin Smith; Every Fri, Randall Rospond; Every Sat, Tom Conway; Every Sun, Viva La Rumba; Every Mon, Kanoa; Every Tue, Sebrina Barron; Every Wed, Lawaia (All Sets 4-6pm) Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Thu, Supper Club with Coco Robicheaux; Every Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Every Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Moth w/ Minor Setback; Every Sat, Erin Smith 4-6pm; Every Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm ; Every Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Every Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Every Wed, Slam

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Thu, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Open-Mic 7-11pm 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-9999.

GREEN BANANA CAFE - Fri, Paia Town Final Friday festivities 6-8pm; Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6pm 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 808-579-9130.

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It dropeth as gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath. It is twice blessed as it blesses both him that gives and him that receives.” - The Merchant of Venice, William Shakespeare

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he more time that passes, the stranger the passage of time becomes. Your friendly neighborhood art director Chris Skiles* and I recently celebrated one year since being adopted into the MauiTime ohana (we started our jobs a week apart), and though deadline days and nights have (by no fault but my own) become a one-person office slumber party, I couldn’t be more plumpleased. It’s strange, though—especially when viewed from the Da Kine Calendar realm—to witness annual events roll around again, blooming like my secondever spring.

Stranger still, for me, because I’ve missed most of it. I’d barely assumed my seat when, about a year ago, I began to bleed inexplicably from my pores—a rather unimpressive stigmata of sorts—and great welting bruises dolloped my flesh like the rolling hills of Ulupalakua in early summer, purpled with Jacaranda blooms. Turned out my 15th and 17th chromosomes decided to swap partners in a bad cell division hoe-down (“translocation” for them there educated folk), and as I signed the papers to whisk me away on a private plane to Cancer Land, the day after Halloween, they told me I had leukemia.

Leukemia, I was certain, was just for cute bald kids in commercials, and that whatever it was I had could be cured in two weeks flat with a good nap and a side salad.

Eight months and a million dollars later (OK, not a million, but it feels like it), and I was officially back to work.

Sure, my MauiTime ohana kept my byline in at times when I did not deserve a shred of credit, and allowed me to toss in words if and when I could, but for all intents and purposes, I was laid-up in a backless gown, pumped full of junk and still bleeding on the sheets.

So because I feel like I’ve just rebegun the job I never really got to start, it’s all the more astounding to me when folks like Scott Johnson of Dogtowne Design, Mike O’Dwyer of Mulligans on the Blue, all the peeps at KAOI Radio Group, Bounty Music, Trish “The Dish” Smith of MauiTime and musicians like Shawn Michael and Josh Greenbaum (and a huge list of other amazing musicians, businesses and community members who—though I’m remiss in not listing them all—deserve more than a small mention in this humble column) get together and throw me a the wildest shindig the isle has seen in quite a while.

Not having had the time to, I feel, deservedly earn any of the affection they’ve so generously rained, I just can’t wrap my head around the whole affair... never mind the quality of that night’s music. Whether or not you were

lucky enough to score tickets, all the buzz you heard about Zeptember is true. The performers’ skills were sick and the camaraderie without compare throughout a night that was wholly feelgood and brightly star-studded.

But gosh darn is it hard to accept such kindness! It’s harder than getting a bone marrow biopsied in your bare butt, harder than chemotherapy, harder than figuring out the bills I stopped looking at out of sheer terror. I have a bad habit of being too embarrassed to know when or how to say thanks— this case being no exception—and have fallen mightily in thanking my medical professionals, my blood ohana, their friends and co-workers who I consider not unlike my own, my MauiTime ohana’s saint-like patience, my sword-slinging Iaijutsu ohana (if you’ve ever wondered about my cartoon incarnation’s getup) for their pure pono and training and, of course, everyone involved in Zeptember.

So I’ll take this chance to try to say thank you. Thank you for a night I’ll never forget. Thank you for helping me plow through to the other side of financial crises. Thank you for patience while I screw my head back on and “find the right words.” Thank you for love.

Thank you for tenderness. Thank you for lickin’s when I need them. Thank you for understanding me in the winter of my early years.

And while this doesn’t express my gratitude by any means—I’ll be thanking you all to the end of my days (which thankfully, should be a while from now)—consider this my oath to do some good in return. Not just in my job that I’ve gotten to return to, but in my every day that is more than borrowed time. * Who, at the time of this writing, is waiting on my column when he should be preparing for a trip home to Texas— to return a married man alongside his bride (to be), Mrs. Sabrina Skiles.

Congrats, bro. ■

Anu Yagi welcomes public comments, and will be hanging out at mauifeed. com/kulakid. You can also follow her on Twitter at @anuheayagi.

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While most of us would probably be more or less happy with our new ages, some people would regret their decisions, wish they’d picked some other age, or simply miss aging. Ungrateful for this medical miracle, they’d still find something to bitch and moan about. Before you scoff at them, though, ask yourself: isn’t that a little bit like what you’re doing right now? Even though the blessing you’re kvetching about isn’t as spectacular as eternal youth, wouldn’t it be better if you simply enjoyed it, instead of complaining about its shortcomings?

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I like writing in coffeehouses. They’re comfortable, and entertaining without being interruptive to my thought processes. Of course, we can’t always create or locate the ideal conditions to do our best work, and must frequently make do with whatever situations we find ourselves in, like it or not. I’ve discovered that most of my objections to those scenarios are really just excuses to justify my own laziness. If you’re brutally honest with yourself, isn’t that the case for you, too? If you wanted to, you could adapt to the less-than-ideal conditions of your present circumstances, instead of putting things “on the back burner.” This week, why don’t you try?

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC.21) Last night I dreamt I hooked up with someone who was way out of my league, then, inexplicably, went for a walk. When I returned, I discovered they’d cleaned out my entire apartment, taking absolutely everything of value. At first, I felt like an idiot. Then I began to feel oddly flattered—after all, I didn’t have much worth stealing. Of course, when shit goes down, it sucks. But once you’ve accepted the crappy aspect of whatever’s happened, perhaps you’ll be able to find the shinier, funnier, or happier side of things. This week, being able to consistently see such silver linings could, unfortunately, come in quite handy.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Imagine you were a witch who could only cast each spell in your arsenal once before it lost its power.

Ironically, you’d be at your most powerful before you’d ever done a thing, while you still had your entire spell book at your disposal, and become gradually weaker the more you exercised your abilities.

That would suck. Luckily, the exact opposite is true this week (and in general); the more you use your strengths, the stronger and more effective they become. So don’t be afraid of working your magic, repeatedly and with impunity. Practice makes perfect.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) When you suffer a minor injury, it’s tempting to simply pop some painkillers and get on with your day.

Often that works out fine, but once in a while it backfires; you end up aggravating or compounding the problem until it’s so severe that you’re forced to take some serious downtime to properly recover. This week, it’s important to accurately and honestly assess whether or not that’s a plausible risk when you ignore your minor (perhaps emotional) aches and pains. If it is, ask yourself this: wouldn’t a short, scheduled break now be preferable to an extended, involuntary, and unscheduled one later?

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Gifts can be sincere expressions of generous kindness, but they can also be used to manipulate, flatter, induce guilt, or encourage indebtedness, among other things. This is why you may feel leery about the largesse coming your way soon—because of the invisible strings you suspect are probably there.

You have two main options here. You can trust yourself to somehow remain immune to the scheming that may be behind such generosity—but given your track record, I wouldn’t bank on that. The other alternative may be a tougher pill to swallow, but safer in the long run: saying thanks, but no thanks.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Play hard to get. I know that’s a challenge, Aries—we all know you’re actually kind of easy to get (and most of us love you for it). However, sometimes people don’t realize how badly they want something (or someone) until they feel like they can’t have it, or must at least work hard for it. Help them have that realization about you, my dear—which means taking a few steps back and not making yourself quite so approachable and available.

Don’t let such a thing become a habit, of course—your openness and enthusiasm is one of your greatest strengths—but practicing cheerful, friendly unobtainability could be a fun (and fruitful) exercise this week.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Everyone’s familiar with the cliché of the popular kids peaking in high school; according to that sad tale, they never quite top the glory of their football/cheerleading days. Of course, it’s a cliché because it makes a good story for all the people who were miserable (often because of these very people).

Actually, it happens to anyone who gets “stuck” in one particular phase of their existence. It could, in fact, be happening to you, Taurus. Have you failed to acknowledge or adapt to your changing circumstances? If so, that could be the source of some of your dissatisfaction. It might be difficult to accept some of life’s natural changes—but doing so is the only way to move forward.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Have you ever met someone with an irritating habit and convinced yourself that it was endearing, only to recognize—much further down the line—that it actually annoyed the hell out of you? In retrospect, wouldn’t it have been better to have been honest (with yourself and them) early on, before you got more involved? Try not to repeat that kind of mistake. The next time a little red flag goes up, heed it. Is this something you can actually get over and tune out? Can it be changed or toned down? If the answer to either of those questions is “no,” it’s definitely better to figure that out sooner than later.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Just because one dog bit you once doesn’t mean all dogs are to be feared or reviled. Just because one person screwed you over doesn’t mean all people should be met with suspicion, guardedness, and anxiety. In fact, giving every new person the benefit of the doubt, no matter how many times other people have proven unworthy of it, is the only way you’ll find those who deserve it. If you treat honorable, trustworthy people as if they’re criminals, they’ll most likely move on, swiftly leaving you to the kind of people you unfairly suspected and expected them to be.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) I’m living with a cat who is at times the neediest creature I’ve ever encountered, but, like most cats, can also be loftily aloof and snootily independent. That is, although he desperately wants affection, he only wants it on his terms and timeframe, not necessarily when others are ready to give it to him.

Sound just a little familiar? Of course some lucky Leos can behave exactly like that and still be loved; most housecat-emulating Lions, though, are lonely. Learning to bend and accommodate others’ desires is necessary to most relationships. Be a good kitty and try harder in that department.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Don’t try to be subtle here. While dropping hints or making a joke is an excellent strategy for addressing this kind of situation 90 percent of the time, in this particular case it’s unlikely to be effective. You need to channel your fiery Leo or Aries brethren and just tackle the situation head-on. Don’t be put off by how often their direct, tactless approach backfires on them (quite often indeed!). You must admit that sometimes brute force is the only thing that will get results—and that this may very well be one of those times.

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