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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: What’s the most underreported story in your life?

Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com @jacobshafer on Twitter Teething Baby Terrorizes Wailuku Couple Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Kula Woman Cleans Car, Finally Proofreader: Dina Wilson Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Jory John, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Avery Monsen, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Photographer Arrested Twice in Taiwan Art Director: Chris Skiles; Guest Art Director Rudi King (808) 281-8975 / chris@mauitime.com lucky11studios.com One Art Director Gets Hitched, Another Returns Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Psychic Salesman Wows Clients General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Local Foodie Likes Booze Too Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com Huh?

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5 NEWS & VIEWS Coconut Wireless gets an Akaka Bill update. Sara Tekula catches up with the girls from Maui’s Jungle to Jungle and finds out why they’re in Borneo. Open Letters has reply issues. Hawaii gets more millionaires and homeless people in By the Numbers. Food snobs eat dirt in News of the Weird. Eh Brah! groans about loud humpers.

10 FEATURE STORY Project Censored uncovers the top ten underreported stories of the past year, and explains why the mainstream media won’t touch them.

This week’s cover photo was a spontaneous collaboration between local Maui photographer NAOMI SHEIKIN and vacationing Oregonian art director JUSTIN “SCRAPPERS” MORRISON of the Portland Mercury. The idea was to take national and international news stories and make them locally relevant, as if they washed up on the shore in Paia. The painted shapes were made from scraps found in publisher Tommy Russo’s wood pile.

Check out more of Naomi’s work at naomidsheikin.com, and see more of what Scrappers does at scrapperstown.com.

13 FOOD & DRINK Jen Russo finds five tasty bargains in Lahaina and samples a new premium tequila that’s hitting Maui bars.

17 MUSIC SCENE Anu Yagi talks story with traditional Indian artists Ty Burhoe and Sarala Dandekar.

Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown

18 FILM CRITIQUE

Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com

Barry Wurst II says The Social Network is likeable, though not brilliant.

Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter Area Man Constructs Chicken Tractor

About This Week’s Cover Artists

19 Film Capsules/Listings

20 THIS WEEK’S PICKS Bullies at the Beach in Kihei, a spooky art party in Paia and Iration and The Throwdowns on the West side.

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28 BACK PAGES Kula Kid heads to Hana. Sign Language tells Libra to release the pressure.

30 Classified 31 Mind, Body & Spirit

ON THE COVER: Design by Justin “Scrappers” Morrison Photo by Naomi Sheikin

OOPS!

In last week’s issue, we published the wrong answers for QUIZUNDERSTOOD, leaving our loyal quiz-takers in the dark. The correct answers, which can be found at mauitime.com: 1. Boston Redsox; 2. Prince Albert Edward Kauikeaouli Kaleiopapa a Kamehameha, C.; 3. A drupe. Also, in last week’s KULA KID, we inadvertently identified Trish “The Dish” Smith as being affiliated with MauiTime, when in fact she writes for Maui Weekly. Which means we’re no longer allowed to complain when people confuse the two papers.

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by Jacob Shafer

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Coconut Wireless Hawaii Pregnancy Study Gives Pause Nearly half of all births in Hawaii are the result of unintended pregnancies.

That’s one of several eyebrow-raising findings in a study released this week by the state Department of Health (DOH).

In an average year, 18,000 babies are born in Hawaii. Of those, 45 percent are “accidents” (or “surprises,” depending on how you look at it). Eighteen percent of pregnant women receive no prenatal care in the first trimester, when some of the most important fetal development takes place, and that number spikes higher

Akaka Bill Update The Akaka Bill—also known as the Native Hawaiian Government Reorganization Act—has endured a number of setbacks and false starts since it was first introduced 10 years ago. But it’s actually close to becoming law—perhaps closer than ever. In February, the U.S. House of Representatives passed it. Five months later, Senators Akaka and Inouye agreed to tweak the bill to gain state support, removing language that Gov. Lingle and Attorney General Mark Bennett said gave too much power to the Native

We hope researchers will move on to another burning sports question: does drinking beer improve your golf swing? among Native Hawaiians and Pacific Islanders. Meanwhile, about one in five women binge drink in the three months before getting pregnant and 8.5 percent smoke during pregnancy, despite strong evidence linking both activities to birth defects and other problems.

Infant mortality in Hawaii stands at 6.3 percent, while 9.4 percent of babies are born prematurely. DOH notes that these rates are in line with the national average, but that they haven’t improved in the last decade. In fact, both figures have gone up slightly.

Of course, as DOH Director Chiyome Fukino pointed out after the study’s release, these are “complex issues” with no easy solutions. But, added Fukino, “Identifying and analyzing [the] areas of greatest need is the first step.”

Hawaiian governing entity. (And, opponents argue, irreparably weakening the bill in the process.) President Obama has said he’ll sign it if it lands on his desk, meaning the Senate is the final hurdle.

This week, the bill got a high-profile endorsement from the American Bar Association (ABA), which sent a letter of support to all 100 Senators. “Our courts have upheld Congress’ power to recognize indigenous nations,” reads the letter. “Native Hawaiians have the right to be recognized by the Congress [and] this right is not in conflict with the rights of others.”

In a statement, Sen. Akaka said he’s “optimistic” there will be a vote during the post-election “lame duck” session.

Considering how long the Akaka Bill has struggled to take flight, that would be fitting.

Lahaina Bypass Creeps Closer to Completion It took two years to erect the Eiffel Tower, four years to build the George Washington Bridge and 10 years to dig the Panama Canal. Dwarfing all those endeavors? The Lahaina Bypass, a highway more than three decades in the making.

This week, ground was broken on the second phase of the project, which will ultimately result in a four-lane, nine-mile stretch of road between Launiupoko and Honokowai. Phase two—out of five phases— should be completed by the end of 2012, according to state officials. Department of Transportation Director Michael Formby acknowledged that “the West Maui community has been waiting patiently for this project for decades,” adding that it’s finally “becoming a reality.”

UH Prof Studies Tennis Grunting Loud noises are distracting. This may seem self-evident, but it’s apparently never been properly studied—at least in the context of tennis matches—until now.

A report coauthored by UH Manoa psychology professor Scott Sinnett and published this week in the online Public Library of Science ONE aimed “to determine if it is reasonable to conclude that a tennis grunt interferes with an opponent’s performance.” Participants watched footage of a player hitting a tennis ball and were asked to accurately indicate the direction of each shot. When grunts were introduced, accuracy went down.

Whether the study will lead to a ban on guttural exclamations at Wimbledon is unclear, but we hope researchers will move on to another burning sports question: does drinking beer improve your golf swing? ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1416c

This year, MauiTime will host debates featuring candidates from the County Council and Mayoral races, to be aired live on Akaku October 22.

First, we need your help. We want to find out what you want to find out about, and so we’re asking readers— and the community at large—to submit questions. The best, most popular ones will be asked at the debates.

There are a few ways you can submit, but the method we prefer is via our Facebook page (Facebook. com/mauitime). Post your question (indicating if it’s for a specific candidate). If you see that someone else has already posted your question, or if you see a question posted that you want asked, “like” it. Questions that get the most “likes” will be given higher consideration.

If you don’t have a Facebook account and don’t want to sign up (we understand), you can submit your questions via e-mail (jacob@ mauitime.com), fax (244-0446) or post (Debate Question c/o MauiTime, 33 N. Market St. Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI, 96793). You can also post your questions on Twitter; again, indicate if they’re for a specific candidate and add the hash tag #mauidebate.

In the end, however you do it, we hope you’ll weigh in. We sincerely want this forum to be useful to you, as you decide which candidates you’ll support on November 2. Thanks in advance for being part of the conversation. ■

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AW: Since we came out to the oil palm plantation [where we’re staying] we’ve been zooming all over. The plantation manager took us out on a boat on the Kinabatangan River, which is the second largest river in Sabah [a Malaysian state]. A guide took us into the river in a slightly bigger motorboat than we experienced in the Amazon, just a simple boat made of wood, with an outboard motor. We saw hornbills—so beautiful. We saw silvered leaf monkeys— holy goodness they’re beautiful and super cute. Proboscis monkeys, tons of them, the one male is sitting at the top of the tree with his big funny nose, and he has a gaggle of females. We also saw these short-tailed macaque monkeys, they’re really cute. We realized that the Kinabatangan is this tiny little strip of jungle that is surrounded on all sides by oil palm, but it’s lining this Kinabatangan River. We shouldn’t have seen that many animals on a short riverboat ride, but they’re all crammed into this tiny space.

How have the people of Borneo been receiving you? How do they react when you tell them about the project and that you’re from Hawaii?

JP: I think for many people the concept of the project is misunderstood at first.

Maybe they think it is a children’s charity or something, but then when they finally understand, they really like it. I’ve talked to several people who seem to grasp the value of teaching students about different places and cultures. Every time you say you are from Hawaii people smile, and then when you describe it to them they think it sounds a lot like Borneo—without the animals.

How have the Kihei Charter School kids been involved so far?

AW: Some of them have gone above and beyond and submitted videos—one was of

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Old Lahaina Luau and another submitted a video of what she does in a day. We showed the luau footage [and] the guy in charge was like, “Too sexy! Too sexy!� and flipped out a little bit. The kids didn’t laugh or anything, and we had to quickly run over to the computer and fast-forward because the girls with the coconut bras and everything are not appropriate. Before we left Maui, we had assigned [the KCS students] a project, asking

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e first introduced you to the Jungle to Jungle project—founded by Amanda Wilson and Jill Pridemore—in March, a few months after the duo returned from a trek down the Amazon River, where they explored the area and its rich biodiversity and brought students from Kalama Intermediate along with them on a “virtual field trip.�

Earlier this week, Wilson and Pridemore connected from abroad again—this time from the remote jungles of Borneo, where they’re teaching Bornean students about Hawaii and linking them with kids from Kihei Charter School.

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years, go back home and start businesses and buy a house. The plantation we’re on is really cute. They do a lot of farming: dragon fruit, rambutan, durian, cows grazing in between the palms, ducks for eating. There is a clinic and a school and a badminton area. They are composting the left-over palm kernel and using it as fertilizer. They plant little groves of flowers to stop the bugs from eating the palm fruit instead of pesticide. So they are still cutting down the rainforest, but the mentality is, do we let the people starve for lack of work, or do we create [an] industry that feeds them, but cuts down trees? For people starving, it’s an easy decision. I still don’t like it, but I no longer see it as pure evil, I guess.

Is the destruction of the rainforest obvious, or do you need more access to see it?

them to think about how they wanted to communicate something about their culture to other kids that probably do not speak their language. Their blog posts were great and diverse: there are gorgeous photos of everything from Hawaiiana from the 1930s to hamburgers and pics of their dog with Bahasa Malaysia [Malay language] captions. We are very impressed, to the degree that the KCS kids have inspired us to expand the project.

Oil palm plantations are pretty controversial. What has been your experience?

JP: Going into this I had the view that the plantations were bad and they were cutting down the rainforest and that they didn’t really serve a good function. I love animals and I saw the plantations as this force that was taking away their homes.

Here was my actual experience: everyone we encountered—students, teachers, plantation managers, workers—were all extremely friendly and seemed happy. The palm workers make a high wage in comparison to others because it is a difficult job. Most of them are from Indonesia. They come here for a few

JP: Yes, it’s obvious. You can see palm oil for as far as the eye can see and then small slices of jungle.

AW: You don’t see patches of smoldering trees like we saw in the Amazon.

Instead, you see the surprisingly beautiful aesthetic of oil palm takeover. A farm of trees. You need more access to not see it.

Thanks to the World Wildlife Foundation of Malaysia, almost all of the jungle that remains is legally protected under either the Heart of Borneo project or other preserves like Tabin. It’s Kalimantan that we’re sad about now. I’m working on how to pose the issue to the students in an objective way, so they can come to their own conclusions. In the Indonesian part of Borneo, it’s basically humans versus jungle. And the humans are starving and need jobs. So it’s not looking very good for the jangala.

How do you plan to close the experience with the kids at KCS? AW: They’re going into Maui’s native jungle the last week before we [get] back [on November 2]. Then we’ll have a wrap party once we return. We’ll pick up some strange delicacy for them to taste and talk about what we’ve all learned.

Have you met any Bornean headhunters yet?

AW: No. Actually the Borneo people at some point were like, no, there’s none of them around right now, just kind of laughing and hoping that people still continue to think that there are headhunters because that would be good for tourism.

But we haven’t given up yet. ■To learn more, visit jungletojungle.org To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1416u

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SOILED FOOD Edible “dirt” has recently appeared on the menus of several of the world’s most renowned restaurants (e.g., the top-rated Noma in Copenhagen, Shakuf in Tel Aviv, Gilt in New York City). “People are really wowed to see dirt on their plates,” said Gilt’s head chef. Actually, the “dirt” only looks and feels like dirt. Each chef creates signature tastes from dried or charred powders with the appearance and consistency of sand, soil or ash—from a base of plants, vegetables or eggs, or even dried beer. Said a reviewer, “These chefs are reminding people where food actually comes from.”

RACIST RACES Until August, Nettleton Middle School near Tupelo, Mississippi, had a strict policy for election of class officers for 6th-, 7th- and 8th-graders: only white students could run for president, and only black students could run for vice president. (Other officers were segregated by race, as well.) Officials explained that it was one way to assure black representation even though threefourths of the students are white. A school memo was leaked to The Smoking Gun Web site in August, and a day later the school district rescinded the policy.

OK, WE JUST PEED OUR PANTS A LITTLE After two Mexican fishermen were dragged from their boats and “chewed so badly that their bodies could not be identified by their own families,” according to a Daily Express review of an August British TV documentary, warnings were issued along the Pacific coast about the northern migration of Humboldt squid. They grow to 8 feet long, weigh up to 100 pounds, travel up to 15 mph, have eight swim/hold tentacles and two “attack” tentacles that are studded with 40,000 or more razor-sharp “teeth”-like nubs that help each devour almost seven tons of fish a year.

Furthermore, female Humboldts are capable of laying 30 million eggs.

BRITISH (IN)JUSTICE (1) Briton Tania Doherty believed in 2008 that she was finally rid of ex-boyfriend Kawa ali Azad, who had stalked and assaulted her (once beating her unconscious) after she ended their affair in 2006. Azad had been arrested and ordered deported to his native Iraq, but when Iraq refused to take him, he applied to stay in Britain and, pending an immigration decision, was released by a judge sensitive to the “human rights” of someone seeking international “asylum.” Azad immediately resumed harassing Doherty. (2) Notorious

killer Jon Venables, convicted in 1993 at age 11 of the torturemurder of a 2-year-old Merseyside boy, was held until age 18 and then released on conditions and with a new identity to protect him from harassment.

In July 2010, after violating the conditions, Venables was sentenced to two years in jail for possessing and exchanging “violent” child pornography. According to a Daily Telegraph report, the Ministry of Justice has accepted that it will have to supply Venables yet another new identity upon his eventual release (with set-up likely to cost the equivalent of almost $400,000 and security to run the equivalent of an additional $1.6 million a year).

COPS TO DRUG DEALERS: ‘TRUST US’ Police in New Albany, Indiana, arrested two alleged counterfeiters in August but believed that a much bigger operation was in play.

Subsequently, the Indiana State Police made a public plea for informants, focusing on the people most likely to be cheated by counterfeit money: local drug dealers. “What we are asking today,” said ISP Sgt. Jerry Goodin, “is we want all the drug dealers to call us. We want to get all of your information and exactly what happened in [any of your dealings].”

Goodin added, “Trust us.”

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Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent, to “Eh Brah!” c/o MauiTime, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to

ehbrah@mauitime.com These walls are thin. You know it because you hear my children screaming and giggling and banging their toys on the floor all day. We know it because we hear you and your various boyfriends bumping uglies and groaning about it like you’re auditioning for a porno all night, every night. I have no problem with you having an active sex life. But if I’m forced to have one more awkward conversation with my five-year-old about why you and your friends are doing “exercises” at four in the morning, I might castrate the next strapping young kane who comes knocking at your door. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1416e

LUST IS BLIND Playboy magazine has long published an audio edition, and the Library of Congress produces a text edition in Braille. However, as a Houston Chronicle reporter learned in August, a Texas organization (Taping for the Blind) goes one step further, with volunteer reader Suzi Hanks actually describing the photographs—including the Playmates and other nudes. “I’d say if she has large breasts or small breasts, piercings or tattoos,” said Hanks. “I’ll describe her genitalia... I take my time describing the girls... Hey, blind guys like pretty, naked girls, too!”

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS Mark Smith, 59, was arrested at a bank in Watsonville, California, in September after he allegedly threatened a teller with a bomb (spelled “bom”) and demanded $2,000.

The teller, apparently skeptical of Smith’s toughness, tried to convince him, instead, to borrow the money, and she had him wait while she retrieved an application (during which time she called 911). By the time police arrived, Smith was filling out the loan form. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1416n

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HE WORLD WAS A DIFFERENT PLACE in 1976 when Carl Jensen, a professor of communications at Sonoma State University, founded Project Censored to highlight important national news stories that were underreported or outright ignored by the mainstream press.

Back then, there were few good alternatives to television networks or major newspapers and magazines, and stories omitted from those channels usually escaped public notice. There was no such thing as Google News, no one had ever heard of a blog, and the word “twitter” was associated with birds or gossip. So it was up to Project Censored to provide a fuller and more accurate picture of the news by delivering an annual rundown of the most significant articles that hadn’t been widely distributed.

If the corporate media was censoring important information back then, today’s highly fragmented media world has opened the floodgates to endless news and propaganda of every possible variety, leaving citizens awash in more information than they can possibly process.

The shared American narrative and agenda disappeared as the Internet boomed and newspapers shrank. While major media outlets have been consolidated into the hands of fewer corporations and the once stable media industry has been in flux, the general public has splintered into factions that seem to reside in disparate realities.

Extremism and the promotion of narrow corporate interests have gained footholds. Even on national tele-

vision networks, personalities such as Glenn Beck are gaining traction by painting President Barack Obama as a dangerous radical, a Big Brother figure, or worse. Onceaccepted imperatives like addressing global warming are undermined by seemingly legitimate news stories.

Yet the public is playing a bigger role than ever.

Blogs abound, and nearly anyone can spark a public

the project, and volunteers from around the world submit stories for consideration. At the end of each project cycle, the work is released in a compendium.

Past judges have included luminaries such as Noam Chomsky and the late Howard Zinn. Even journalist Walter Cronkite publicly stated, “Project Censored is one of the organizations that we should listen to, to be assured that our newspapers and our broadcasting outlets are practicing thorough and ethical journalism.”

Project Censored Director Mickey Huff, a history professor at Diablo Valley College who sports a long ponytail and a pointy beard and talks at an excited pace, uses air quotes when saying the phrase “news decisions.” But how does he define censorship?

“There are many factors afoot that prevent stories from getting reported,” he says. “What we’re saying is that anything that interferes with a free flow of information is censorship. It’s not the blacking out of a story, it’s the framing of a story. It’s the angle. It’s what views are being left out. In old school ‘objective journalism,’ you’re supposed to get both sides of the story. Yeah, well, sometimes there are six sides.”

Does Project Censored itself have a bias? Here’s how the organization addresses that question on its Web site: “The bias of Project Censored seems to be quite simple. We promote protection of First Amendment rights in support of a truly free press, one that holds those in power, elected by the people or appointed, accountable.”

It’s a brave new media world, but Project Censored’s mission hasn’t changed. More than ever, people need help sifting through the cacophony of information. outcry by capturing egregious behavior on film with his or her cell phone. Thanks to a team of hackers who know a thing or two about encryption technology, WikiLeaks has emerged as a wild card of the new media landscape by cutting loose thousands of classified government documents and airing military footage never intended for a mass audience.

It’s a brave new world of media consumption, but Project Censored’s mission hasn’t really changed.

More than ever, people need help sifting through this cacophony to figure out what they truly need to know.

For 35 years, the project has distributed its Censored list nationwide to shed light on the top stories not brought to you by the mainstream press. These days, stories are submitted, researched by students, filtered through LexisNexis to determine which outlets have covered them, and then voted on by a team of judges. An international network of 30 colleges and universities contributes to

THE TOP TEN CENSORED STORIES OF 2009-’10 1. BUH-BYE U.S. DOLLAR AS THE GLOBAL RESERVE CURRENCY?

Since the financial meltdown of 2008 sent a jarring ripple effect throughout the global economy, Russian President Dmitry Medvedev has been talking up the idea of an international market that doesn’t use the U.S. dollar as a global reserve currency. The dollar now holds the status of the predominant anchor currency held in foreign exchange reserves, securing the U.S.’s strategic economic position.

In July 2009 at the Group of Eight Summit in Italy, Medvedev underscored his call for a newly conceived “united future world currency” when he pulled a sample coin from his pocket and showed it off to heads of state, the Bloomberg news service reported. At a conference in the Russian city of Yekaterinburg in June 2009, world leaders from Brazil, India and China listened as

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Medvedev made his case for a new global currency system anchored on something other than the dollar, according to an article in the Christian Science Monitor.

Additionally, the United Nations Conference on Trade and Development (UNCTAD) suggested in a report that the present system of using the dollar as the world’s reserve currency should be subject to a wholesale reconsideration, according to an article in the Telegraph, a British newspaper.

Michael Hudson, an author and professor of economics at the University of Missouri, links discussions about an alternative global reserve currency with U.S. military spending.

Referencing Medvedev’s calls for a “multi-

polar world order,” Hudson offers this translation: “What this means in plain English is, we have reached our limit in subsidizing the United States’ military encirclement of Eurasia while also allowing the U.S. to appropriate our exports, companies, stocks, and real estate in exchange for paper money of questionable worth.”

2. ENVIRONMENTAL ENEMY NO. 1: U.S. DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE The U.S. military burns through 320,000 barrels of oil a day, Sara Flounders of the International Action Center reports, but that tally doesn’t factor in fuel consumed by contractors or the energy and resources used to produce bombs, grenades, missiles or other weapons employed by the Department of Defense.

By every measure, the Pentagon is the

largest institutional user of petroleum products—yet it has a blanket exemption in commitments made by the U.S. to curb greenhouse gas emissions. Despite its status as top polluter, the Department of Defense received little attention in December of 2009 during talks at the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen.

Meanwhile, human health is threatened by the long-term environmental impacts of military operations throughout the globe.

Depleted uranium contamination from the Iraq conflict has been linked to widespread health problems, Jalal Ghazi reports for New America Media. The Chamoru people

of Guam, meanwhile, experience an alarmingly high rate of cancer, which is suspected to be linked to a nearby 1950s U.S. nuclear weapons testing site that left a legacy of radioactive contamination.“The greatest single assault on the environment comes from one agency: The Armed Forces of the United States,” author Barry Sanders writes in The Green Zone: The Environmental Costs of Militarism.

3. INTERNET PRIVACY AND PERSONAL ACCESS AT RISK Project Censored cites 13 sources, including articles published in Wired and Mother Jones, for this story, and a Google search for the phrase “Internet kill switch” yields 539,000 results generated by more recent reporting.

The Cybersecurity Act was proposed in June 2009, giving the president the power to “declare a cybersecurity emergency” and do whatever is necessary to diffuse a cyber attack. The Senate Homeland Security Committee approved a comprehensive cybersecurity bill this past June, which has drawn sharp criticism for including a provision that would allow the president to shut down networks in the event of an emergency.

Reporting in Wired, Noah Schachtman broke the story that the CIA was investing in Visible Technologies, a software firm that can collect, rank and analyze millions of posts on blogs, online forums, Flickr, YouTube, Twitter and other social media sites. Wired also reported that the Obama administration had followed the lead of George W. Bush by urging a federal judge to set aside a ruling in a spy case weighing whether a U.S. president can bypass Congress and establish a program of eavesdropping on Americans without warrants.

4. ICE’S SECRET DETENTION CENTERS The federal office of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is confining people in 186 unlisted and unmarked subfield offices, many in suburban office parks or commercial spaces that reveal no information about their ICE tenants. Reporting in The Nation, Jaqueline Stevens describes ICE’s jail network and the agency’s penchant for secrecy when it comes to withholding public information about the facilities.

“The absence of a real-time database tracking people in ICE custody means ICE has created a network of secret jails,” Stevens writes.

“Subfield offices enter the time and date of custody after the fact, a situation ripe for errors ... as well as cover-ups.” As a result, detainees can literally be “lost” by attorneys or family members for days or weeks at a time after being transferred.

5. BLACKWATER IN PAKISTAN The notorious private military contractor Blackwater has changed its name to Xe Services, but it hasn’t escaped scrutiny. According to a story that ran in The Nation in December 2009, the contractor is at the center of a covert program in Pakistan run by the U.S. Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC) in Karachi. Xe is involved in planning targeted assassinations of suspected Taliban and Al Qaeda

operatives, and helps direct a U.S. military drone bombing campaign that runs parallel to the well-documented CIA predator strikes, according to a well-placed source within the U.S. military intelligence apparatus who spoke with The Nation. The Pentagon has disputed the claim, stating:

“There are no U.S. military strike operations being conducted in Pakistan.” More recently, The New York Times reported that Xe had created a web of more than 30 shell companies to win defense contracts, and specifically mentioned that the company employees had loaded bombs and missiles onto predator drones in Pakistan.

6. CAUSE OF DEATH: LACK OF HEALTH CARE As the health care debate raged on and Americans heard over and over again about supposed “death panels,” “Obamacare” and the government’s infringement on personal freedom, at least one important study was largely drowned out. Research led by the Johns Hopkins Children’s Center revealed that lack of health insurance may have figured into 17,000 childhood deaths among hospitalized children in the United States in the span of less than two decades.

The results of a study published in the Journal of Public Health compared more than 23 million hospital records from 37 states between 1988 and 2005, and found that uninsured children in the study were 60 percent more likely to die in the hospital than those with insurance.

“Can we say with absolute certainty that 17,000 children would have been saved if they had health insurance?

Of course not,” notes a co-investigator. “From a scientific perspective, we are confident in our finding that thousands of children likely died because they lacked insurance or because of factors directly related to a lack of insurance.”

7. THE AFRICAN LAND GRAB A “land grab,” according to this Project Censored story, is the purchase of vast tracts of land by wealthier nations from mostly poor, developing countries in order to produce crops for export. Throughout the African continent, an estimated 50 million hectares of land has been acquired or are in the process of being negotiated for purchase over the last several years, with international agribusinesses, investment banks, hedge funds and commodity traders leading the rush for cheap, undeveloped, arable land.

Ethiopia has approved at least 815 foreign-financed agriculture projects since 2007, but the food produced there will be exported rather than used to feed the 13 million people in need of food aid in that country. “Rich countries are eyeing Africa not just for a healthy return on capital, but also as an insurance policy,” notes researcher Devlin Kuyek. “Food shortages and riots in 28 countries in 2008, declining water supplies, climate change and huge population growth together have made land attractive. Africa has the most land and, compared with other continents, is cheap.”

ways and gas and oil pipelines. But the conflict escalated when armed Peruvian government agents attacked the protesters with rifles and, according to eye witnesses, burned bodies and threw them into a river. According to Carlsen’s account, Peru’s Congress voted 82 to 12 in the aftermath to repeal two of the decrees that the indigenous groups had been standing against. Daysi Zapata, a representative of the association of indigenous groups, celebrated the triumph: “Today is a historic day. We are thankful because the will of the indigenous peoples has been taken into account, and we just hope that in the future, the governments attend and listen to the people, that they don’t legislate behind our backs.”

9. HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES CONTINUE IN PALESTINE While there is a great deal of news coverage about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, Project Censored highlights human rights abuses as a little-discussed aspect. After a 15-month study conducted by an international team of scholars, the Human Sciences Research Council of South Africa concluded that Israel is, from the perspective of international law, an occupying power in Palestinian territories and that it has become a colonial enterprise that implements a system of apartheid. An Amnesty International report charges that Israel is denying Palestinians the right to access adequate water by maintaining total control over the shared water resources and pursuing discriminatory policies. And articles that appeared in Electronic Intifada detailed how Israel had begun barring movement between Israel and the West Bank for those holding a foreign passport, including humanitarian aid workers and thousands of Palestinian residents. Project Censored’s introduction touches on the topic: “Rare mainstream media glimpses of Israel’s apartheid system, like the CBS 60 Minutes segment ‘Is Peace Out of Reach?’ in January 2009, air and then fade away after drawing vitriolic, selectively focused criticism.”

10. U.S. FUNDS AND SUPPORTS THE TALIBAN While this story appeared on the front pages of The New York Times and Washington Post, Project Censored claims they omitted some key facts. The Nation broke the story, and at the time Project Censored was researching it, there was nary a mention in the mainstream media of how American tax dollars wind up in the hands of the Taliban. In some cases, money goes to Afghan companies run by former Taliban members like President Hamid Karzai’s cousin, Ahmad Rate Popal, who was charged in the 1980s with conspiring to import heroin into the United States. U.S. military contractors in Afghanistan also pay suspected insurgents to protect supply routes. “It is an accepted fact of the military logistics operation in Afghanistan that the U.S. government funds the

8. MASSACRE IN PERUVIAN AMAZON OVER FREE TRADE AGREEMENT While the story highlighted by Project Censored is titled, “Massacre in the Amazon,” a later installment by Laura Carlsen, the translator, appeared in the Huffington Post titled “Victory in the Amazon.” The story centers on a movement standing its ground even with tragic loss of life as the consequence: On June 5, 2009, 50 or more Peruvian Amazon Indians were massacred after a 57-day protest against the implementation of decrees under the Free Trade Agreement (FTA) with the United States. Decrees that would have opened vast swaths of indigenous land in the Peruvian Amazon to private investment by gas, mining and oil companies prompted Amazon peoples to block high-

very forces American troops are fighting,” according to The Nationstory, written by Aram Roston. The Nation article also highlighted a link omitted by the other publications: NCL holdings, a licensed security company in Afghanistan, is run by the son of the Afghan defense minister and has an influential former CIA officer, Milton Bearden, on its advisory board. NCL secured a highly lucrative trucking contract— despite having no apparent trucking experience. ■ To learn more, visit projectcensored.org.

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with slices of cucumber and tomato and a delicious dressing.

Sunrise is a small locally owned cafe, with perfect proximity and views of Lahaina harbor. Dining is very casual; outdoor plastic tables and chairs. If you’re taking it to go, call ahead.

Five places to eat in Lahaina for around five bucks

Lahaina Cafe 8 Wainee St., 667-6655 843 $5 lunch special, $3 breakfast $ Serving American breakfast, Vietnamese cuisine and dim ssum through the wee hours helps Lahaina Cafe stand out in a crowded field. For their lunch special, they take three items o off the regular menu and transform them into the featured iitems of the day (call ahead to get details for that day). Though II’ve tried many things—including the excellent dim sum—I aalways return to the barbecued chicken. It has an excellent ssweet, caramelized crust, the seasoning is light and lets the ffresh herbs and veggies stand up around it. I’ve had it with vvermicelli noodles and jasmine rice; either way it’s delightful.

Another great deal that deserves mention is the $3 b breakfast. Two eggs, two pieces of bacon and your choice of hash browns, rice or toast. Hearty, straightforward and o filling, plus you can get it until 4am.

Amigo’s, Lahaina Wharf Center, Lahaina, 661-0210 1 Lengua taco and 1 tacos al pastor, $6 Before you say “ewww”: I eat tongue, and lots of other animal parts, too. If you’re going to talk sustainability, I’m going to talk about how we should be utilizing all of the animal if we’re going to kill it to eat it. (Hot dogs don’t count.)

Here’s how I first did it: I walked up to order and asked them if the lengua was good. While the server eyed me to see if I was joking, he offered, “You can try it.” I said yes, he said something in Spanish to the dude cooking, who in turn looked at me and laughed. The server handed me a small cup with the lengua and it was delicious, so I ordered one lengua and one al pastor. Al pastor is food of the gods, marinated and roasted pork, garnished with onions and cilantro. Simple and delicious. The two dudes proceeded to laugh some more

shoyu chicken from aloha mixed plate and a bit of cabbage, this is eating like a king for a pauper’s price. Your main sacrifice from a regular plate is the omission of mac salad and one less scoop of rice.

Mini plates are also excellent for portion control and keeping the calories down if you’re into that kind of thing— guilt-free dining if you will. I’ve also found that the service is fast; my takeout arrived before I could send out a text message and I’m pretty quick with a smart phone. Of course, Aloha Mixed Plate has a beautiful ocean-front view and an outdoor dining area, so dine in when you can and soak in the beauty.

Sunrise Cafe lengua tacos From amigo’s gure out why and talk some more in Spanish; they couldn’t fi figure one white-looking girl had any interest in eating such ethnic food. But if you want culinary adventures and to expand your palate, you have to taste the world around you.

Lengua tastes like beef. Filet, tri tip and ground beef all have a beefy taste, so why not the cow’s tongue, too? The texture is soft, and there is a lot of flavor, like the meat has been sauteed with aromatics and seasoned well. It’s chopped into small pieces, so in case you were picturing a corn tortilla around a slab of cow tongue you can stop. I would ask about the preparation if I spoke Spanish; as it was they couldn’t stop giggling at me. Now that I always order the lengua they’ve stopped laughing. Next up: cabeza taco.

693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558 Teri Chicken Sandwich $7 The Sunrise Cafe is right on Front Street behind Lapperts.

For such a little joint they serve big portions, and the chicken sandwich is no exception. Over six inches on a big soft wheat roll, with warm chicken breast chunks smothered in a thick teriyaki sauce with lettuce and tomato. Sometimes it features thin carrot shreds, sometimes cucumbers or sprouts. It comes with chips or a green salad, pasta salad or fruit. The salad is fresh greens

Aloha Mixed Plate 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322 Shoyu chicken mini-plate, $3.95 The mini-plate—also known as the hobo—is the half-size little bruddah of the plate lunch. If you’re strapped for cash (or don’t have a huge appetite) but still want plate lunch goodness, this is your compromise. Aloha Mixed offers several mini-plate options ranging from $3.95 to $5.95, like the loco moco, teri beef, breaded teri beef, mahi and the hamburger steak. With some beautifully seasoned proteins, a scoop of rice

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Commercial Mexicana Store 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193 Chile Relleno a la carte, $5.95 Enchiladas a la carte, $2.50 Visiting this little store is like shopping in Mexico—lots of imported goodies. But they also have a hot food section o where w you can get special creations in the Jalisco style. Jalisco is i a state in Mexico, maybe more well-known for its tequila production p or the towns of Puerto Vallarta and Guadalajara.

The Chile Rellenos here have a following; if you don’t arrive pre-lunch p rush, you might not get them at all. The chiles are stuffed s with cheese and the egg batter fried around them is puffed p up and plump. They’re served with a flavorful red sauce featuring f carrots and onions. By themselves the rellenos are $5.95 $ but if you want the plate, for $2 more you get rice and beans. b They always have enchiladas as well for $2.50 apiece and other o options that change daily; you can make a killer combo plate p if you’re willing to spend a bit more. ■ Got a hot food scoop? Contact Jen Russo at 808-280-3386 or G fax f to 808-244-0446.

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So when a trio of successful California entrepreneurs got together to create a premium m tequila, they focused sed on the best 100 percent blue weber er agave distillate and d bringing a high quality beverage to your glass. New to o the tequila industry, ry, the partners have taken three years to p refine and develop Peligroso.

In order to be recognized as a ge tequila, a beverage must be made in the Mexican states off to, Jalisco, Guanajuato, rit Michoacan, Nayarit ith or Tamaulipas, with ed distilling regulated by the Tequila Regulatory Council of Mexico. The agave plant has an eight- to 10-year maturation rate. Once a mature plant is harvested, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s roasted and juiced, and the juice is then fermented and distilled twice. There are several types of tequila: silver or white, which are not aged; gold, which may have coloring or caramel added; reposado, or â&#x20AC;&#x153;restedâ&#x20AC;? tequila, aged a minimum of two months; anejo, aged a minimum of one year but less than three years; and the extra anejo, aged a minimum of three years in oak barrels.

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your college days (or last night). Premium anejo tequilas are sipped in snifters sans salt and lime. Silver premiums are mixed with fresh juices and herbs to create cocktails like Peligrosoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Spa Margarita (on the menu ) which features at the L.A. Ritz Carlton), agave sweetener, cu cucumber and basil. Not all tequ tequilas are created equal. Look for ttequila that is clearly marked on o the bottle 100 percent agave, or youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll find a mix that may be composed of o up to 49 percent other sugars. The difference in flavor is apparent; 100 percent agave tequila is more vege than other complex and vegetal grain spirits. m Peligroso means â&#x20AC;&#x153;dangerousâ&#x20AC;?

Spanish and the in Spanish, Peligro team identifies Peligroso itself with living life on the edge, a spir of adventure. spirit Thi translates This into extreme sport spo sponsorships and pair pairing Peligroso with adrenaline. To put it into the Maui pers perspective, think of it as a tow-in tequila.

Brin Bring a bottle to Jaws, for aafter the sesh. In fact, my first visit to the PPeligroso Facebook site fe felt like Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d stepped into tthe boysâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; club: surfin ng, c-words, hot chicks chicks, gratuitous hipsta hipstamatic usage and tequil tequila-goggle jokes. It wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a bad place to be, kind of familiar. Typical stuff yo youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going to find at the Hoâ&#x20AC;&#x2DC;okipa pavilions.

With the advent of anejo sipping, now more than ever is the time to enjoy tequila, even dangerously.

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Heart to Heart Two acclaimed traditional Indian performers met unexpectedly on Maui–and now they’re sharing their gifts Dhvani: The Music of India Friday (October 8), 7:30pm, Montessori School of Maui Auditorium, 2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, $15 573-0374; tyburhoe.com, saraladance.com

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hat’s nice about doing something traditional is that we’ve been preparing for it since the beginning of our training,” says Sarala Dandekar, with the small hand gestures that so often accompany her speech, evidence of her life as a dancer.

Dandekar began studying Indian dance as a toddler and started performing at age six, and now has a Master’s degree in Dance Ethnology from Toronto’s York University.

Upon moving to Maui six years ago, at the behest of her dance guru (though she doesn’t much like to use the term “guru,” as she says it’s become diluted and misunderstood in recent years), she began a school to teach traditional Indian dance— particularly in the style of Odissi, which originated in the temples of North India as a form of specialized prayer. Alongside two of her experienced students, Akari Ueoka and Malati Carano, she will perform on Friday at the newly built Montessori Auditorium, with famed World music drummer Ty Burhoe on tabla (drum), accompanied by Steve Oda on sarode (stringed instrument).

“Since the beginning of my career, I’ve been accompanying dancers—whether that be modern dance or ballet,” says Burhoe.

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drummers of the day, having trained under the great maestro Ustad Zakir Hussain since 1990. Tabla is “the most complex drum on the planet—without equal,” says Burhoe, adding that an octave of notes can be produced with this special drum that is as much melodic as it is percussive.

“It wasn’t until after 30 years of playing my instrument that I began accompanying South Indian dance, which is what Sarala started training in,” Burhoe says.

Laughing, Dandekar says that while she loves South Indian dance, she “took her training and fled” to the study of the North Indian style in her early 20s—and the difference between North and South Indian music is wide.

“When I first saw Odissi dance [in North Indian style], I saw a dance form that, to me, really embodied the music,” she says.

“It really felt like I was seeing what that music was and the beauty of that music. It reverberated to me on a very personal level.”

“North Indian music was heavily influenced by Moguls. The Persian influence brought in a whole different sense of how to approach the melody,” explains Burhoe.

Where South Indian music is “very set” and “very memorized,” he says, North Indian is more improvisational.

“Mood-wise,” Dandekar chimes, “South Indian music has less sustained, lingering, sort of stretched-out notes. It’s got more of an upbeat, colorful, playful feel to it—which the dance definitely reflects. North Indian music can be more quietly moving, and pulls you in in a more mesmerizing way.”

As unique as this traditional Indian concert is for Maui audiences, it’s as unique for this pair of performers, and it’s clear that they love to delve into the theories behind their art and have a shared commitment to craft and spirituality.

“Before I met Ty, I’d resigned myself to the thought that, while Maui is a beautiful place to live, I wouldn’t have the live music to accompany my dance,” Dandekar says.

“To find someone at that level of training in this music is not common here.”

Burhoe, who splits his time between Colorado, Maui and Japan, adds, “For me to find Sarala here on the island is really a treat.

It’s not that she just dances, but she’s a high level dancer and teacher.”

Another special aspect of Friday’s concert, the pair says, is that it will be a community christening of sorts for the new auditorium at the Montessori School of Maui. What Burhoe and Dandekar find exciting is that the facility was designed and constructed sustainably.

They explain that, sometimes, artists have to pour energy into transforming the feel of a space, but in a place that’s built consciously that isn’t necessary.

Dandekar also emphasizes that, while not part of the Western paradigm, it’s normal for Indian music concerts to be followed by a Q&A talk-story session, where audience members are encouraged to engage the performers. “Indian music entirely obliterates the fourth wall,” she says. Burhoe adds that with World music, food is nearly requisite.

For Friday’s show, Kihei’s Monsoon India restaurant will cater a traditional Indian meal with desserts and chai.

“Live performance is an endangered species,” says Dandekar. “The importance of live performance is that it’s a collective experience, a shared spectacle.” Burhoe smiles in agreement, adding a quote from one of his notable collaborators, Ram Dass, “It’s heart-to-heart resuscitation.” ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1416m

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Film Critique

by Barry Wurst II barry@mauitime.com

About Facebook Entertaining—if over-hyped—biopic has plenty to ‘like’ The Social Network

★★★★★

Rated PG13/133 min.

F

or the average person, the year 2003 may not hold much significance. But for an awkward, nerdy Harvard student named Mark Zuckerberg, it was the year he created something that would grow bigger than anyone could have possibly imagined.

In David Fincher’s much-discussed adaptation of Ben Mezrich’s page-turner The Accidental Billionaires (a book so addicting, I devoured it in one weekend), Zuckerberg is played by Jesse Eisenberg as a brilliant, shy, cruel opportunist whose landmark creation destroys the bond he shares with his best friend (an excellent Andrew Garfield) and sends him to legal hearings where he must defend his status as the creator of “The Facebook.”

Much has been made of how the film—and Facebook itself—“defines” its generation. Both claims are exaggerated. For all its popularity and social influence, Facebook is just a high-

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tech bulletin board, not an x-ray of our souls.

And the film, while entertaining, isn’t on the level of Fincher’s best work.

Having the legal depositions book-end the movie was a mistake: there’s no momentum and these interesting but talky interludes periodically grind the proceedings to a halt.

Once Justin Timberlake enters the picture as Napster creator Sean Parker, the movie eases up on the legal scenes and finally takes off.

Timberlake’s character and performance are the film’s wild card; his charismatic slime-ball is great fun to watch. The score

by Trent Reznor (of Nine Inch Nails) and

Yes, the world is still run by smug, rich white dudes.

Atticus Ross is a triumphant mix of beautiful orchestration, techno beats and grunge rock.

Aaron Sorkin’s screenplay has dialogue both colorful and funny but he often lays on the exposition too thick (Timberlake’s introductory scene is the laziest, most obvious moment in the movie). Are Sorkin, who’s 49, and Fincher, who’s 48, too old to get into the minds and portray the lifestyles of these young, brilliant, in-over-their-heads innovators? A better question is whether it’s too early to tell this tale, which, after all, doesn’t have a real ending, since this story is still unfolding. It’s definitely too soon to declare which movie defines the current decade; it took years, and the benefit of hindsight, to realize that Fincher’s Fight Club and Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction were the two most important, influential movies of the 90s.

For now, let’s just relax and enjoy what this tale has to offer: stylish but restrained filmmaking, great performances all around, characters that are hard to like but impossible to take your eyes off of, a gotta-have-it soundtrack, Harvard depicted as a man-cave in dark brown shadows and landmark CGI so amazing, you won’t even know you’re looking at a special effect. In other words, it’s a Fincher movie. It ain’t The Game but I’m still hitting the “like” button. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1416f

SHOWTIMES FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees) DEVIL - PG13 - THU (4:30), 6:45, 9:15.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - FRI (4:30), 7:15, 9:55. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:30, 7:15, 9:55. MON-WED (4:30), 7:15, 9:55.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - THU-FRI (4:15), 7:00, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. MON-WED (4:15), 7:00, 9:45.

THE TOWN - R - THU (4:15), 7:15, 9:55. FRI (3:30), 6:30, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:45. MON-WED (3:45), 6:45, 9:45.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 - THU (4:00), 7:00, 10:00.

FRI (3:45), 6:45, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:45. MON-WED (3:45), 6:45, 9:45.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) 442: LIVE WITH HONOR, DIE WITH DIGNITY - Unrated - THU (11:00, 1:05, 3:10), 5:20, 7:30.

CASE 39 - R - THU (11:45, 2:10), 4:35, 7:00, 9:25. FRI-WED (12:00, 2:25), 4:50, 7:15, 9:40.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (2D) - PG - THU (12:15, 2:30), 4:45, 7:00, 9:35. FRI-WED (2:00), 4:15.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) - PG - THU (11:00, 1:15, 3:30), 5:45, 8:00. FRI-WED (12:45, 3:00), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - FRI-TUE (11:40, 12:40, 2:10, 3:10), 4:40, 5:40, 7:10, 8:10, 9:40. WED (11:40, 12:40, 2:10, 2:25), 4:40, 5:40, 7:10, 8:10, 9:40.

MY SOUL TO TAKE - R - FRI-WED (11:50, 2:15), 4:40, 7:05, 9:30.

RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE (2D) - R - FRI-WED 8:30, 10:45.

RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE (3D) - R - THU (11:05, 1:15, 3:25), 5:35, 7:45, 9:50.

UH FOOTBALL - SAT 4:00.

THE VIRGINITY HIT - R - THU 9:45.

YOU AGAIN - PG - THU (12:15, 2:35), 4:55, 7:15, 9:40. FRI-WED (11:30), 6:30.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (2D) - PG - THU (11:10, 1:15, 3:25), 5:35, 7:45.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - FRI-SUN (11:40, 2:10), 4:40, 7:15, 9:40.

MON (11:40, 2:10), 4:40, 7:15. TUE-WED (1:10, 3:45), 6:20, 8:55.

SECRETARIAT - PG - FRI-SUN (11:25, 2:00), 4:35, 7:10, 9:50. MON (11:25, 2:00), 4:35, 7:10. TUE-WED (1:00, 3:35), 6:10, 8:45.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - THU (11:30, 2:05), 4:40, 7:15. FRI-SUN (11:30, 2:05), 4:45, 7:25, 9:55. MON (11:30, 2:05), 4:45, 7:25. TUE-WED (1:05, 3:40), 6:15, 8:50.

THE TOWN - R - THU (11:05, 1:40), 4:20, 7:00. FRI-WED (11:00, 1:40), 7:20. TUE-WED (1:40), 7:20.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 - THU (11:00, 1:45), 4:30, 7:15. FRI-SAT 4:20, 10:00. SUN-WED 4:20.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees) ALPHA AND OMEGA (3D) - PG - THU (2:15, 4:30), 6:45, 9:00. FRI (12:00, 2:15, 4:30), 6:45, 9:00. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:15), 4:30, 6:45, 9:00. MON-WED (2:15, 4:00), 6:45, 9:00.

THE AMERICAN-R-THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. FRI (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (2:00), 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30.

AVATAR 3D SPECIAL EDITION - PG13 - THU (1:30, 5:00), 8:30.

DEVIL (SONY DIGITAL) - R - THU (2:20, 4:25), 6:30, 8:35. FRI (12:15, 2:20, 4:25), 6:30, 8:35. SAT-SUN (12:15, 2:20), 4:25, 6:30, 8:35. MON-WED (2:20, 4:25), 6:30, 8:35.

EASY A - PG13 - THU (2:25, 4:45), 7:05, 9:25. FRI (12:05, 2:25, 4:45), 7:05, 9:25.

SAT-SUN (12:05, 2:25), 4:45, 7:05, 9:25. MON-WED (2:25, 4:45), 7:05, 9:25.

EAT PRAY LOVE - PG13 - THU (1:55, 5:05), 8:05.

LET ME IN - R - THU (1:35, 4:15), 6:55, 9:35. FRI (1:35, 4:15), 6:55, 9:35.

SAT-SUN (1:35), 4:15, 6:55, 9:35. MON-WED (1:35, 4:15), 6:55, 9:35.

SECRETARIAT - PG - FRI (1:00, 3:50, 6:40), 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:50, 6:40, 9:30. MON-WED (3:50), 6:40, 9:40.

SECRETARIAT (SONY DIGITAL) - PG - FRI (12:00, 2:50 5:40), 8:30. SATSUN (12:00, 2:50), 5:40, 8:30. MON-WED (2:50, 6:40), 8:30.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - THU (3:00, 5:45), 8:30. FRI (12:15, 3:00, 5:45), 8:30. SAT-SUN (12:15, 3:00), 5:45, 8:30. MON-WED (3:00, 5:45), 8:30.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK (SONY DIGITAL) - PG13 - THU (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:45. FRI (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. MONWED (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:45.

THE TOWN (SONY DIGITAL) - R - THU (3:20), 6:10, 9:00. FRI (12:30, 3:20), 6:10, 9:00. SAT-SUN (12:30, 3:20), 6:10, 9:00. MON-WED (3:20), 6:10, 9:00.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 - THU (1:30, 4:30), 7:30. FRI (1:30, 4:30), 7:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:30. 7:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:30), 7:30.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS (SONY DIGITAL) - PG13 - THU (3:00), 6:00, 9:00. FRI (12:00, 3:00), 6:00, 9:00. SAT-SUN (12:00, 3:00), 6:00, 9:00. MON-WED (3:00), 6:00, 9:00.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees) EASY A - PG13 - THU (1:30, 4:00), 6:30, 9:00.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) - PG - THU (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30.

FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. MON-WED (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30.

MY SOUL TO TAKE - R - FRI (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. MON-WED (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45.

SECRETARIAT - PG - FRI (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:00, 7:00, 9:45. MON-WED (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45.

YOU AGAIN - PG - THU (1:45, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30.

NEW THIS WEEK LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - Romantic Comedy - Katherine Heigl is once again thrown unwittingly into parenthood (with some dude). How many times do we need to see this? At least twice, apparently.

115 min.

MY SOUL TO TAKE - R - Horror - A teenager does very bad things while he sleeps. Less dirty—and more gory—than it sounds. Wes Craven directs.

107 min.

SECRETARIAT - PG - Drama - The life and glories of the famed racehorse are dramatized, with Celine Dion in the title role. 123 min.

UH FOOTBALL VS. FRESNO STATE - The Warriors square off with a WAC opponent on the big screen.

NOW SHOWING 442: LIVE WITH HONOR, DIE WITH DIGNITY - NR - Documentary - The heroic Japanese American unit that sacrificed on the battlefield and faced discrimination at home gets some long-overdue recognition. Features Hawaii Senator Dan Inouye.

98 min.

ALPHA AND OMEGA (3D) - PG - Animated - Two wolves on opposite ends of the pecking order join forces. A strange career-capper for the late Dennis Hopper, who is among the voice cast. 88 min.

THE AMERICAN - R - Thriller - An assassin (George Clooney) goes to Italy to disappear, but a woman lures him out of the shadows. Hey, better than Ocean’s Fourteen. 105 min.

AVATAR 3D SPECIAL EDITION - PG13 - Fantasy

- James Cameron’s little arthouse movie returns to theaters, because apparently it didn’t make enough money the first time. 162 min.

CASE 39 - R - Horror - A social worker investigating the case of a strange little girl discovers that “strange” doesn’t begin to describe it. 109 min.

DEVIL - PG13 - Thriller - Time was “based on a story by M. Night Shyamalan” was a good thing.

Now, not so much. 80 min.

EASY A - PG13 - Comedy - The Scarlet Letter, only in a suburban high school. Just the way Nathaniel Hawthorne intended. 92 min.

EAT PRAY LOVE - PG13 - Romance - Julia Roberts wanders the globe in search of spiritual fulfillment and hot Italian men in this adaptation of the bestselling, Oprah-certified book. 133 min.

GET LOW - PG 13 - Drama - An old recluse with skeletons in his closet plans his own funeral.

We’re laughing already. Robert Duvall, Sissy Spacek and Bill Murray star. 102 min.

THE LAST EXORCISM - PG13 - Horror - Based on the number of movies that have been made about exorcisms, we find this claim dubious at best. 100 min.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) - PG Animated - A group of talking owls go on a quest to save their kingdom, presumably stopping along the way to regurgitate rodent skulls. 100 min.

LET ME IN - R - Horror - Boy meets girl, girl turns out to be vampire. Dumbed-down remake of a much-better Swedish import. 115 min.

MACHETE - R - Action, Mex-ploitation - A former Mexican lawman goes on a killing spree; in Arizona

they consider this an educational film. 105 min.

NANNY MCPHEE RETURNS - PG- Comedy, Family - Honestly didn’t know she’d left. But yeah, Emma Thompson with fake warts, protruding tooth and a big prosthetic nose. Good times. 109 min.

RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE (3D) - R - Action - If a based-on-a-video game explosion-fest sequel starring a midriff-baring Milla Jovovich sounds like your idea of a good time, go have a good time. 90min.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - Drama - See this week’s Film Critique. 133 min.

TAKERS - PG13 - Drama, Action - A notorious bankrobbing crew decides to pull one last job and it goes off without a hitch. Or something. Matt Dillon, Anakin Skywalker and that girlfriend-beating R&B singer star. 107 min.

THE TOWN - R - Drama - Ben Affleck directs and stars and somehow doesn’t wear out his welcome in this Boston-set cops and robbers tale. 123 min.

THE VIRGINITY HIT - R - Comedy - Awkward, horny high-schoolers try to lose their virginity, with hilarious results. Where do they come up with this stuff? 84 min.

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS - PG13 Drama - Greed is still good in Oliver Stone’s belated sequel. Michael Douglas returns as Gordon Gekko.

127 min.

YOU AGAIN - PG - Comedy - A group of multigenerational women (including, inevitably, Betty White) spar over men and other life-and-death matters. 105 min.

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Picks

This Week's Picks Bouledogue et la Plage Saturday (October 9), 9am-4pm, Kihei Veterans Hall, Kihei, $3/$5 In titling this Pick, I looked at a few different Web sites and this was the best translation I could come up with for “Bulldog and the Beach.” If any French-speaking readers would like to confirm or correct, “be my guest!” Speaking of which: “It is with deepest pride / and greatest pleasure that (they) welcome you (this Saturday) / And now (they) invite you to relax, let us pull up a (beach) chair as the (Friends with Pits Kennel Club of Maui) proudly presents, (their first annual Bullies at the Beach event)! / Be (their) guest! Be (their) guest! / Put (their community) service to the test / Tie (a collar) ‘round your (dog’s) neck, cherie / And (they’ll) provide the rest.../ (They’ll) prepare and serve with flair / A (canine) cabaret... / Be (their) guest. Be (their) guest” / Please, be (their) guest! ” (Adapted from “Be Our Guest,” Beauty and the Beast.) What? Bulldogs don’t like Disney musicals? I beg to differ. As the live-in auntie of the sweetest little keawe-chewing, coconut-busting American Bulldog/ Boxer belle (who I’m going to anthropomorphize to say she loves animated musicals), I’ve got a soft spot like an emerging cavity for the beautiful breeds of bullies. So do the the Friends of Pits Kennel Club on Maui, a new non-profit focused on strengthening “our community towards a positive awareness of the American Pit Bull Terrier and American Bully breeds.” Partnering with the Maui Pit Bull Rescue no-kill shelter, they’re hoping to raise a little dough to support the 47 dogs and counting under their care. To entice attendees: ono grinds, ABKC weight-pull competitions and live music. According to Laura Hungerford of the University of Nebraska, in an article for Newton BBS, “Dogs hear at a wider range of frequencies than humans... up to 45 kHz, while humans only hear sounds up to about 23 kHz,” so your patronage of this event will be even more “music to the ears” of these Maui pups in need. 357-3567, 385-2469, friendswithpits@yahoo.com PHOTO BY KRISTIN ACOBA, K.A. PHOTOGRAPHY

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by Anu Yagi calendar@mauitime.com

Spook Occurance

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The “new roots” rockers of Iration are busy boys.

By the spring of this year alone, they supported 47 shows in 52 days on the Winter Black Out Tour with The Expendables, and in early March released their second full-length studio album, Time Bomb, the anticipated follow-up to their debut, No Time For Rest. Their songs—a neon concoction of surf culture pop/punk and lovey-dovey reggae rhythms— have gotten ukubillions of plays (and top rankings) on iTunes and MySpace, and have been featured on PHOTO BY JESSICA PEARL shows from MTV to Fuel TV’s Triple Crown of Surfing recap. Iration’s return home to Hawaii (a BAMP Project production) comes on the heels of extensive Mainland touring and the August release of their latest single “Summer Night,” and just before a main stage appearance at Cypress Hill’s Smokeout music festival in California. If you’ve found yourself “falling” for Iration, haul yourself to the Hard Rock this Saturday. Who knows? You might meet someone at a concert, and they might be wearing Converse. Oh, I guess I ought to mention that joining Iration is a little band called The Throwdowns (pictured). Haven’t heard much about them, but like any local band with humble Maui beginnings, they dream of national distribution and—oh, wait... Tickets on sale at bamproject.com; groovetickets.com; Hard Rock Cafe, Lahaina; Local Motion surf shops; Requests Music; and West Side Vibes. 667-2578, music. irationtheband.com, thethrowdowns.com, hardrock.com

If the pressure of the global economic crunch has you feeling like the need for fine art is akin to the need for a hole in the head, perhaps you should start thinking of it more like the ancient civilizations that practiced trephination—the burring of pukas into the skull as primitive brain surgery or as means to achieve enlightenment. After all, art is enlightening, spiritual and healing. Following up on the celebrated show “Cabinets of Curiosities” by Ghalib El-Khalidi (stay tuned for more on this artist in next week’s issue), the parlor’s new exhibit is “lighthearted fun with symbolism and pop culture [bringing] a whole new appreciation to Halloween, and the freedom to flaunt hellishness”—with a double feature consisting of artist Aimee M. Watters’s series “Not So Pretty Pictures,” and illustrator Isaac Keith Martinez’s “Spook ‘Ems” collection. (Runs through October 31, closing with a costume party.) 5798515, paiatattooparlor.com If that doesn’t strike your fancy, here’s another hoopla to stick your head into, this Saturday: San Francisco-based performance artist Shakti Sunfire continues her workshop tour with a hula hooping how-to on Maui. (October 9, 7-9pm, Makawao Union Church, $35). 281-3394, shaktisunfire.moonfruit.com “HALF SLAB” BY AIMEE M. WATTERS

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS SOLO SESSIONS WITH JAKE SHIMABUKURO - Thu & Fri, Oct 7 & 8. This popular solo session series began with Shimabukuro â&#x20AC;&#x201D; who is as bright and happy a man as the sound of his instrument of choice â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and continues with Shimabukuro, sharing songs and stories in an intimate setting. This â&#x20AC;&#x153;â&#x20AC;&#x2122;ukulele ambassadorâ&#x20AC;? is known for his lightning licks and is not to be missed. VIPs get early theater access, plus a meet and great session. $25 / $45. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808242-7469; mauiarts.org / jakeshimabukuro.com SUPPER CLUB FEATURING JOHN CRUZ - Fri & Sat, Oct 8 & 9. Palolo Valleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own John Cruz â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a Grammy and multiple Na Hoku Hanohano award winner â&#x20AC;&#x201D; is certain to bring the house to its knees.

Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t miss this intimate concert experience, and indulge in the â&#x20AC;&#x153;supperâ&#x20AC;? aspect of this great show series by opting for the four-course dinner package. $30 / $60. 6pm. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808-874-3779; stellablues. com / johncruz.com DHVANI: MUSIC AND DANCE OF INDIA - Fri, Oct 8.

Featuring Ty Burhoe (tabla) with Steve Oda (sarode), and Odissi dancers Sarala Dandekar, Akari Ueoka and Malati Carano. Plan on arriving to the show early for authentic Indian cuisine, desserts and chai. $15.

7:30pm. Montessori of Maui, 2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-573-0374; talarecords.com / momi.org 7 WALKERS - Fri & Sat, Oct 8 & 9. Former Grateful Dead drummer Bill Kreutzmann â&#x20AC;&#x201D; who never missed a gig in the bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 30 years together â&#x20AC;&#x201D; now takes an enthusiastic seat with the 7 Walkers, alongside Papa Mali, George Porter, Jr., and Matt Hubbard. They play a unique mix of Bay Area rock and New Orleans funk, which Kreutzmann dubs â&#x20AC;&#x153;swampadelic.â&#x20AC;? Catch them in two shows, at Charleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on Oct 8 (9pm; 21+ only) and at the Paia Gardens (Haiku Hillbillys open) on Oct 9 (4pm; all ages). $30. Charleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Restaurant & Saloon, 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 808-579-8085.

LOL@MACC WITH CHRIS FRANJOLA - Sat, Oct 9.

The ďŹ rst installment of a new standup comedy series. Franjola is a comedic writer from New York, who has written for a variety of shows including â&#x20AC;&#x153;Family Guy,â&#x20AC;? and performs regularly on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Chelsea Lately.â&#x20AC;? $25 / $45 VIP. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; mauiarts.org IRATION WITH THE THROWDOWNS - Sat, Oct 9.

Gotta love these guys, huh?! (An all ages show from 2-3pm, too! Late night show 21+ only.) Tickets on sale through bampproject.com and groovetickets. com, or at Local Motion surf shops, Westside Vibes, Hard Rock Cafe and our friends/neighbors at Requests, Wailuku. See This Weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Picks for more. $22. 9-10pm. The Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-7400; hardrock.com / irationmusic. com / thethrowdowns.com

STAGE MAUI ONSTAGE PRESENTS: â&#x20AC;&#x153;ARSENIC AND OLD LACEâ&#x20AC;? - Opens this Friday! Performances continue every Fri, Sat (7:30pm) and Sun (3pm matinee) through Oct 24. By popular demand, Maui OnStage presents this classic comedy of errors by Joseph Keserling. Directed by Steven Dascoulias. Remember to ask about special dinner packages with CafĂŠ Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Lei â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a great way to impress your date with your culinary and performance arts taste. $40 VIP / $18 General / $15 Matinee. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com TALKING STORIES PRESENTS: â&#x20AC;&#x153;DA NO CAR GARAGEâ&#x20AC;? - Mon, Oct 11. A stage reading of the comedy â&#x20AC;&#x153;Da No Car Garageâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a play about the catastrophe of a partyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s poke shortage â&#x20AC;&#x201D; by up-and-coming Big Island playwright T. Ilihia Gionson. Directed by Keali-

iwahine Hokoana. Starring Cyndi Mayo Davis, Kepa Cabanilla-Aricayos, Shakey Boteilho, Stacey Moniz, and Mike Gormley. Free. 6:30pm. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969 / 808-281-2588 / talkingstories@hotmail.com; mauionstage.com CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Call for their kamaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;aina special. Starting at $62; deals for keiki.

6pm. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; maui.hyatt.com

FOODIE ANNUAL OKTOBERFEST - Every Fri & Sat in Oct, beginning Oct 9. The Dorfmusikanten, a live oohmpah band, gets you in the autumn season spirit, with a now-famous buffet of German Oktoberfest delights and special beers on draught. Call for reservations â&#x20AC;&#x201D; youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll need them. 6pm. Brigit & Bernardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Garden Cafe. 355 Hoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ohana St., Kahului; 808-877-6000 GRAND OPENING: POLYNESIAN VILLAGE LUAU - Sun, Oct 10. A new South side luau â&#x20AC;&#x201D; hosted by Chief Palota Taamu â&#x20AC;&#x201D; where guests are greeted with cultural demonstrations (5-6pm) and activities like keiki jumping castle, lei making, and hula/â&#x20AC;&#x2122;ukulele/Polynesian drumming lessons. Continues every Thu, Sun and Tue with dinner at 6pm and luau performances at 6:40pm. Keiki and vegetarian menus always available, with classically ono imu offerings including local favorites like kalua pork, oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;pakapaka, plus BBQ ribs/chicken and even Spam musubi. 4:30-8pm. Aston Maui Lu, 575 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-661-6887; astonhotels.com

TICKETS ON SALE COMPLEXIONS CONTEMPORARY BALLET - Fri, Oct 15. An innovative mix of method, style and culture â&#x20AC;&#x201D; exploring the beauty of human movement in a way thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s taken the entertainment world (from PBS to Cirque du Soleil) by storm. $12 / $28 / $35.

7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org BARKTOBERFEST 2010 - Sat, Oct 16. The one and only Shaggy emcees the evening, with live music from Lisa Owen & The Village Musicians, The Haiku Hillbillys, and Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most meowinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; rockers, Jimmy Mac & The Kool Kats. Plus, Maui Brew Co. Root/ Beer Gardens, a gourmet German dinner, and more. Adult $60 advance / $65 door; Keiki 5-12 $30 advance / $35 door;. 5-9pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina; 808-8773680 ext. 34; mauihumanesociety.org SAVE THE DATE: MAUI â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;UKULELE FESTIVAL - Sun, Oct 17. Fun for the whole â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ohana. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Ukulele masters from Herb Ohta-san to Uncle Richard Hoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;opiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;i perform, with â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ukulele teacher/advocate Roy Sakuma as MC. Fun includes door prizes plus island-style food and craft booths. Blankets and lawn chairs encouraged. Free. 1-6pm. Outdoors, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE DEAD KENNEDYS - Fri, Oct 22. Rub your eyes.

Catch your breath. Look again. Does it still say Dead Kennedys? Whew. Good. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re blown away too. See you there, if you manage to score tickets. $35. 9pm.

The Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 808667-7400; groovetickets.com / hardrock.com HAL SPARKS LIVE - Sat, Oct 23. The Maui Celebrity Series presents â&#x20AC;&#x153;Queer As Folkâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;E. Talk Soupâ&#x20AC;? star Hal Sparks. An evening of stand-up comedy, following the success of his recent one hour special on Showtime. Jenelle LeBlanc hosts with special guests Curtis â&#x20AC;&#x153;Chinoâ&#x20AC;? LaForge and DJ Aggressive Cane Spider. $20 / $25. 9-11pm. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St. (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 808-8567973; themauicelebrityseries.com

â&#x20AC;&#x153;AN EVENING FOR SINATRAâ&#x20AC;? WITH BRIAN EVANS LIVE IN CONCERT - Thu, Oct 28. Crooner Brian Evans performs Sinatra classics with a full big band. Evansâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s versions of the standards are heard on shows ranging from â&#x20AC;&#x153;Law & Orderâ&#x20AC;? to â&#x20AC;&#x153;So You Think You Can Dance,â&#x20AC;? and his next album features a duet with Kelly Osbourne. $20 / $30 / $40 VIP. 7-9:30pm. The Maui Theatre, 878 Front St., Lahaina; 808-856-7973; themauicelebrityseries.com CELTIC HARPER & STORYTELLER, PATRICK BALL - Fri, Oct 29. This premier Celtic harp player and captivating spoken word artist takes to the McCoy stage, playing the legendary brass-strung harp of Ireland. With his bell-like voice and tales of wit and enchantment from the Emerald Isle, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sure to delight. $25. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org FIFTH ANNUAL BOYS & GIRLS CLUBS OF MAUI BENEFIT GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat, Oct 30. Four man scramble format. Features â&#x20AC;&#x153;one of the best goodie bags of any tournament on Maui,â&#x20AC;? and delicious lunch with prizes and awards to round out the day. Early bird discounts now available (save $20 single player / $100 foursome by purchasing before September 30). $180 single player / $700 foursome.

Makena North Golf Course, 5415 Makena Rd., Kihei; 808-242-4363 ext. 322; bgcmaui.org â&#x20AC;&#x153;LIVE UNITEDâ&#x20AC;? GALA UNDER THE STARS - Sat, Nov 13. An elegant beneďŹ t for Maui United Wayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 27 partner agencies/programs, presented in part by the Grand Wailea and KPOA 93.5 FM. Featuring a special performance by Raiatea Helm and emceed by the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Morning Goddessâ&#x20AC;? herself, Alakaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;i Paleka.

Various sponsorship, advertising and auction donation opportunities available. Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 808-244-8787; mauiunitedway.org MAUI MASSIVE: SUBLIME WITH ROME - Sun, Nov 21. An all ages show. Tickets available through the MACC or at Green Banana Internet Cafe, Old Lahaina Book Emporium, and at (our friends at Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only record store) Requests. $39 General Admission. 4:30pm. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org / sublimewithrome.com MAUI CELEBRITY SERIES 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH TOM ARNOLD, BRIAN EVANS, AND CHEECH MARIN - Thu, Dec 30. You read that right: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cheech & Chongâ&#x20AC;? star Cheech Marin is coming. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll perform alongside Maui Celebrity Series second-timer Tom Arnold, and show crooner/creator Brian Evans. Get tickets now for this December show, and be someoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best-ever Santa. $35 / 55 / $75 (VIP). 8-10:30pm. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St. (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 808-856-7973; themauicelebrityseries.com

ANNOUNCEMENTS DESIGNERS WANTED FOR LIVING ART EXHIBITION - Want to showcase your new concepts in landscape design? The Maui Association of Landscape Professionals (MALP) seeks proposals (due Oct 31) for its ďŹ rst annual â&#x20AC;&#x153;Artscapes Living Art Exhibition,â&#x20AC;? to be featured at the 15th annual Maui Lawn and Garden Fair (Dec 4, 9am - 2pm). Exhibitors selected will then create their designs within a 15â&#x20AC;&#x2122; x 15â&#x20AC;&#x2122; space outside, near the UHMC greenhouse.

University of Hawaii Maui College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; Gary Mohrlang: 808-298-8413 / gmohrlang@yahoo.com; malp.org CALL TO ARTISTS: NOVEMBER DEADLINE FOR MAUI OPEN STUDIOS EVENT - A new annual art event will be launched this February, with three weeks of festivals â&#x20AC;&#x201D; from West and South Maui, to the North Shore and Upcountry, plus Hana Town.

The deadline to register is Nov 1. Visit mauiopenstu-

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WED - Famous Ladies Night w/ DJ Stylz & DJ Kamikaze, 10pm; $10

Wavetrain 10pm - Close ; $5

7 Walkers feat. Kreutzman of the Grateful Dead 9pm - Close ; $30/$40

Mana’o Radio Roadshow w/ B Sides & Radio Trance 9:30pm - Close

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17TH ANNUAL FALL SUFI CAMP - Oct 8 - 15. Call for more information or to register for this unique camp. Work trade and young adult scholarships available. YMCA Camp Keanae, 13375 Hana Hwy., Keanae; Jason Groode: 808-270-3061 / register@ sufishawaii.org; sufishawaii.org VOLUNTEER IN HALEAKALA CRATER - Oct 9 - 11.

Stay free at Kapalaoa Cabin during this special service trip. Limited space available. Call Friends of Haleakala National Park to register. 808-264-4757; fhnp.org RECYCLE WISH LIST - Artists have a knack at making use of things otherwise deemed trash. Stained/ faded towels? The printmaking studio can use them.

Bubble wrap new or used? Potters will bubble-over with joy. Old T-shirts make great paint rags, too.

Available: old issues of art magazines for reading, collage or kids projects (call 24 hours ahead and we will bring them in for you). Upcountry Fine Art, 1156 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-573-6000

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THURSDAY, OCT 07 READING: “LE AMICHE - THE LOST LETTERS” - Maui author Anna Veneziano (or Anna Wynn) — a trained opera singer and native of Salerno, Italy — will read from her latest novel at the next Valley Isle Sunset Rotary Club meeting. Call for more information. 5:30pm. Denny’s, Kahului, 430 Kele St., Kahului; Cielo Molina: 808-264-4903 CONSERVATION CONVERSATIONS - Viewpoints Gallery and East Maui Watershed Partnership invite you to join in on lively “conservation conversations” with noted environmental experts discussing island-wide conservation efforts. Second in this four-week series is Art Medeiros, USGUS Biologist & LHWRP Coordinator. Next week: Fern Duval, DOFAW Biologist. Free. 6-7pm. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com

FREE SCREENING: “TWO ANGRY MOMS” - The marine sanctuary teams up with Whole Foods Market to host a free screening of the documentary “Two Angry Moms,” which explores how well our children are eating through school meal programs. Light refreshments and cooking tips provided by Whole Foods.

Free. 6pm. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, 726 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; Bo Petty: 808-879-2818 ext. 22.

Guild, 69 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-9697; mauicraftsguild.com

SIGNAGE ORDINACE MEETINGS - And you thought sign guy problems were limited to things like deciding between 1/8” or 1/4” PVC substrate? (Kidding.)

Clearly this hot issue has been plastered about town, and this is your chance to weigh in. Also, check out further meetings — brought to you by the Maui Chamber of Commerce — listed on Oct 12 & 13, in South and Upcountry Maui. Free. 6-7:30pm.

Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI, 96761, Lahaina; 808-244-0081 / pamela@mauichamber.com

6TH ANNUAL STEVE COONEY SURF CONTEST & AIR SHOW - In the foodie world, they’ve got surf ‘n turf — but in the sports world, this enters a whole new stratosphere. Register now (though, beach entries will be accepted before 7am day-of). Divisions include co-ed menehune (11 and under) and co-ed grom (15-17), plus mens and womens open.

Lots of fun for spectators too, with games, prizes and grinds. 7am. Ho’okipa Beach Park, Hana Hwy., Pa’ia; 808-579-8999

FRIDAY, OCT 08 FRIDAY NO KA ‘OI - Immerse yourself in Hawaiian culture at Maui’s aquarium. This week’s special activities include a guest presentation by storyteller Vene Chun, island craft vendors, an ono plate lunch served at the Seascape Ma‘alaea Restaurant, and a complimentary mid-day Mana‘o tour. 11am2:30pm. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com CALLING ALL MONK SEAL ENTHUSIASTS: 8TH SEMI-ANNUAL MONK SEAL COUNT - The count is scheduled for Oct 16 (10am - 1pm). If you have not yet participated in previous counts, this is the last informational meeting opportunity to prepare for the event. Free. 6-7pm. Hana, Maui - RSVP for Location, 808-292-2372 / nicole.davis@noaa.gov OPENIGN RECEPTION: MONICA’S GLASS MOSAIC SHOW - Enjoy refreshments and live music.

“Glass changes light and light changes everything,” says Monica. “Glass artists use a unique medium that warmly glows... or powerfully refracts light beams. Whether it is the light in someone’s eyes, a solution dawning amidst a problem, or a beautiful sunset reflected in the ocean...” Free. (Free T-shirt with a purchase of $75 or more). 6pm. Maui Crafts

KARAOKE AT KAAHUMANU - Belt it out then buy a belt to either congratulate yourself on fine singing, or help ease the sting of embarrassment. Either way, a good time. Free. 6-8pm. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

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BULLIES AT THE BEACH - Weight-pull competition and “beauty and the beast” contest. Entertainment, food, and whole-’ohana fun. Donations benefit Maui Pitbull Rescue. See This Week’s Picks for more. $3 / $5. 9am-4pm. Kihei Veterans Hall, 808-357-3567 / 808-385-2469 ANNUAL STAND FOR CHILDREN RALLY & CELEBRATION - Hosted by Maui Family Support Services, who “believe that who we are and who we will become is a direct result of our family experience (and are) committed to encouraging positive parenting, preventing child maltreatment and abuse and building on family strengths.” Free. 10am-2:30pm.

Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; mfss.org / queenkaahumanucenter.com HUI LANAKILA - Live performance. Free. 1pm.

Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808871-1307; mauimall.com DIVINE PRINCIPALS WITH MIRABAI DEVI: PUBLIC DARSHAN - “Darshan” (or “darsana”) is a Sanskrit word most commonly applied in relation to images of the divine, and this workshop aims to “transmit divine light.” No registration necessary. $25 “Love Donation”. 7-10pm. Temple of Peace, 575 Ha’iku Rd., Ha’iku; 760-216-1029; temple-of-peace.

org / mirabaidevi.org HULA HOOP WORKSHOP - Shake it with Shakti Sunfire, a San Francisco-based performance artist who continues her workshop tour with a hula hooping how-to on Maui. See This Week’s Picks. $35.

7-9pm. Makawao Union Church, 1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-281-3394; n Facebook: Hoop Tribe Maui / shaktisunfire.moonfruit.com OPENING RECEPTION: ART THAT WILL HAUNT YOU - From skulls and gore to the cinematic genre of horror, the parlor’s newest highlighted artists have some lighthearted fun with symbolism and pop culture — bringing a whole new appreciation to Halloween and the freedom to flaunt its hellishness.

Join in on first-night fun and explore the spooky collections of Aimee M. Watters and Isaac Keith Martinez. 7-10pm. Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-8515; paiatattooparlor.com

SUNDAY, OCT 10 10/10/10 GLOBAL WORK PARTY: ADOPT-ASCHOOL DAY - A partnership among the Community Work Day Program, Lokelani Intermediate and the Kihei-Wailea Rotary Club, and in conjunction with Blue Planet Foundation’s 10/10/10 Global Work Party.

Beautification projects including painting the front of the school and planting native plants around the cafeteria. Also, benefit from the CWD’s CFL Exchange Program by bringing in your old-school incandescent bulbs to exchange for free, energy-efficient compact fluorescent bulbs. Free. 8am-12pm. Lokelani Intermediate School, 1401 Liloa Dr., Kihei; 808-877-2524 / info@cwdhawaii.org / officesupport@cwdhawaii.org MIND TRANSFORMERS - Sick of your ‘alternate mode’ (Hasbro joke), check out Center Stage to transform your ‘data track’ (another Hasbro joke).

Free. 1pm. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

MONDAY, OCT 11 MARINE RESOURCES TALK STORY - Officials from the State Division of Conservation and Resources Enforcement will be on hand to discuss marine resource rules and regs, and how the community can support their endeavors. Hosted by the Ka’anapali Makai Watch Program. Free. 6-8pm. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; Liz Foote:

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MON, TUE & WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns

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Hula Honeys

DeAquino Bruddahs feat.

Nestor, 9-11pm

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Bad Kitty 8-11pm

Billy & The Bad Dogs 7-11pm

Black Powder Blues Band 8-11pm

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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711

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1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

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Louise Lambart Band 7:30 - 10:30pm

DJ Music 11pm-1:30am; No Cover

Classic Rock Thursday w/ Howard Ahia

Alternative Night w/ DJ Raph, 10pm - 2am

Karaoke 7:30 - 11pm; No Cover

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X-clusive Saturday Nights w/ All Access’s DJ Money Mike

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Phil & Angie Benoit / Movie Night

Dirty Dancing Dress-Up Party w/ DJ Ray Masters DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9 pm - 12 am

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St. Kihei - 874-1131

Jonny & the Ringo’s 9pm; No Cover

Arise 9pm; No Cover

DJ Black House 9pm; $5

House Music 9pm; No Cover

MON - Country Music, 9pm / TUE - DJ Zeke 9pm; $5 / WED - Heavy Bottom Boy’s Funk, 9pm

Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish the Dish, 9:30pm - 12am

Gail Swanson / Ka’ena Elaban

Jazz on the Blue / DJ Paul

The Celtic Tigers, 6-9:30pm / Live Band, 10pm-Close

TUE - Murray Thorne/Tin Can Comedy / WED Willie K / E. Smith’s Super Fantastic Ladies Night

Johnny Ringo 10pm; No Cover

Sounds of Addiction 10pm; No Cover

Ryan Palma 10pm; No Cover

MON - Bloodlines / TUE - Ryan Palma / WED - TBA (All sets 10pm; No Cover)

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

808-283-1631 / lfoote@hawaii.rr.com OCEAN AWARENESS TRAINING COURSE, SOUTH MAUI - Beginning today in South Maui (see Oct 12 listings for West Maui location), a three-week series (Wed 10/13, Mon 10/18, Thurs 10/21, Mon 10/25, Wed 10/27) of interactive evening workshops provides multi-disciplinary knowledge of Hawaii’s unique marine environment. Space is limited. Call or go online to register. Free. 6-8pm. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, 726 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; Tracy Burke: 808-879-2818 ext 28; oceanawarehawaii.org

TUESDAY, OCT 12 OCEAN AWARENESS TRAINING COURSE, WEST MAUI - Beginning today in West Maui (see Oct 11 listings for South Maui location), this three-week series (Thurs 10/14, Tue 10/19, Wed 10/20, Tue 10/26, Thurs 10/28) helps participants to explore Hawaiian culture, ocean forces, reefs, marine mammals, current ocean conservation efforts and opportunities to get involved. Call or go online to register. Free.

6-8pm. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; Tracy Burke: 808-879-2818 ext 28; oceanawarehawaii.org SIGNAGE ORDINACE MEETINGS - Weigh in or learn more about Maui’s current signage issue.

Brought to you by the Maui Chamber of Commerce. Check out West and Upcountry meeting locations listed on Oct 7 and 13. Free. 6-7:30pm.

Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, Hibiscus Room, 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 808-244-0081 / pamela@ mauichamber.com TIN CAN COMEDY NIGHT W/ SHAGGY JENKINS OF Q103 - A funnybone workout not to be missed. Drink specials (aka liquid courage, should you choose to participate) and free pupus for all.

9-10pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com

WEDNESDAY, OCT 13 EMPOWERMENTS FROM ANGELIC GUIDES - Flutter on down to this event by Roseann Buritz — “a charismatic channel (to) access Angelic realms” — who is currently sharing her “Empowerments from Angelic Guides,” in efforts to experience “deep states of meditation (that) bring clarity, health and connection.” Donations appreciated. 9am-8:30pm.

TUE - Open Mic Night

Temple of Peace, 575 Ha’iku Rd., Ha’iku; 808-3244425; theflowoflife.org SIGNAGE ORDINACE MEETINGS - Your last chance to weigh in or learn more about Maui’s current signage issue, in this series of meetings by the Maui Chamber of Commerce. For West and South Maui locations, see listings on Oct 7 and 12. Free.

6-7:30pm. Hailiimaile Community Center, Room Adjacent to Gym, Makomako St., Hailiimaile; 808244-0081 / pamela@mauichamber.com MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN SLACK KEY GUITAR SERIES - Grammy award winner George Kahumoku Jr. headlines this popular show, joined by Hawaii’s top slack key artists. $39.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili; 808669-6271; napilikai.com ERIN SMITH’S SUPER FANTASTIC LADIES NIGHT Where else and how else are you gonna spend your Wednesday night, ladies? Get hip to this mini rock concert with tons of freebies and tips/tricks from glamorous pros. 9-11pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com / follow Erin on Twitter @erinsmith808

ART “HAWAII FAMILY PORTRAITS,” A TRAVELLING EXHIBIT - Mon-Fri through Oct 15. Portraits of GLBT families—who daily face discrimination, denial of rights and persecution, because of who they are and who they love—captured through the lens of professional photographer Mike Ang. A special project by the Equity Hawaii Foundation. Free. 8am-6pm.

University of Hawaii Maui College Library, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-984-3500 / epeterso@ hawaii.edu; hawaiifamilyportraits.com / maui.hawaii.edu MATTHEW THAYER AND THE MAUI NEWS: THIRTY YEARS OF PHOTOJOURNALISM - Daily (except Mon & Tue) through Oct 23. A fascinating look at Matthew Thayer’s three decade career, with unique gallery showpieces and displays. Plus, a brief historical timeline of our island’s daily pub, founded in 1900. Free. 11am-5pm. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; mauiarts.org

MALAMA WAO AKUA 2010 - Daily through Oct 26.

Experience the beauty of our native Hawaiian rain forests and learn about the flora/fauna that are unique to our islands, with East Maui Watershed Partnership’s “Malama Wao Akua” juried exhibition — Maui’s only native species art showing. Free. 10am-6pm.

Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com MEET THE ARTIST: TARYN ALESSANDRO - Fri, Oct 8 through Oct 29. Your chance to discuss a selection of paintings by and with Taryn Alessandro — a Boston University fine arts graduate and student of the Decordova Museum School. “My goal is to bring a very human sense of life and emotion into my work.. often leav(ing) my subjects somewhat emotionally exposed, allowing viewers into a very private moment,” says Alessandro. Free. 4:307:30pm. Maui Hands, 612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina; 808-667-9898; mauihands.com ART THAT WILL HAUNT YOU - Daily through Oct 31 (closing with a costume party). Opening reception Oct 9. Free. 11am-6pm. Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-8515; paiatattooparlor.com

SCHOOL SPORTS MIL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL - Thu, Oct 7. Lanai High vs. Molokai High. 5pm. Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao MIL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL - Thu, Oct 7. Hana High at Seabury. 6:30pm. Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao MIL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL - Thu, Oct 7. Kihei Charter vs. Maui Prep. Academy. 6:30pm. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina MIL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL - Fri, Oct 8. Molokai High at Seabury. 6:30pm. Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao MIL FOOTBALL - Fri, Oct 8. Baldwin at King K. 7pm.

King Kekaulike High School, 121 Kula Hwy., Pukalani MIL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL - Fri, Oct 8. Lanai High at Hana High. 7:30pm. Hana High & Elementary School, 4111 Hana Hwy., Hana MIL RIFLERY - Sat, Oct 9. Meet number three. 9am.

Baldwin High School, 1650 Kaahumanu Ave., Wailuku

SOLO EXHIBITION: ELI BAXTER AND JAISY HANLON - Mon-Sat through Nov 12. Hanlon’s work explores a nature slightly mediated by fantasy, with creatures in environments that reference reality only in their singular parts. Baxter’s installation is highly suggestive of organic foliage, yet has a very industrial, fetishistic quality. Sure to intrigue and inspire. Free. 10am-4pm. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-5726560; huinoeau.com

MIL FOOTBALL - Sat, Oct 9. Kamehameha Maui at Lahainaluna. 1:30pm. Lahainaluna High School, 980 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina

FAR ART - Daily through Dec 31. Featuring works by eleven artists who led Maui’s counterculture of the late sixties and early seventies. From Rainbow Bridge to Rainbow Sun, they exchanged the consciousness of art for the art of consciousness. Puka Puka, 43 Hana Hwy., Pa’ia; 808-579-3080

MIL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL - Sat, Oct 9. Lanai High at Seabury. 6:30pm. Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao

ARTIST AT THE EASEL - Daily (except Sun & Tue). Currently featuring Belinda Leigh (Mondays).

Daryl Millard, winner of the 2011 Lahaina Action Town Committee annual art contest (Wednesdays & Saturdays). Davo, local pop artist (Thursdays & Fridays). Free. 5-9pm. Gallerie 505, 505 Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-3537; gallerie505.com

MIL CROSS COUNTRY - Sat, Oct 9. Meet number three. 2pm. Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao MIL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL - Sat, Oct 9. Kihei Charter vs. St. Anthony. 6:30pm. Alfred “Flako” Boteilho Sr. Gymnasium and Paia Park, 640 Baldwin Ave., Paia

MIL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL - Sat, Oct 9. Molokai High at Hana High. 6:30pm. Hana High & Elementary School, 4111 Hana Hwy., Hana

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

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PINEAPPLE GRILLE

200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

Rock ‘N Roll Music, 10pm

Entourage Fridays w/ All Access Ent., 10pm

Jawaiian Music w/ DJ Bruddah Damien

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE

Top 40 / Hip Hop DJ Music, 10pm Smooth Jazz Sounds w/ Brian Cuomo & Friends, 7pm -10m

Evan Almighty

4465 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina - 669-8889

TUE - TBA / WED - Evan Almighty

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Open Mic Night 10 pm

SANSEI - KIHEI

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DJ Slackin 10pm; No Cover

DJ Sonny 10pm; No Cover

DJ LX 10pm; No Cover

Roots Judgement 9pm - 12am; No Cover

Eddie & The Promises 9pm - 12am; No Cover

Ahumanu / Supper Club: John Cruz

Ron Kualaau / Supper Club: John Cruz

The Big If 9pm - 1 am; $3

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; No Cover

Ladies Night w/ CIA 10pm; No Cover

Roots Judgement 10pm; No Cover

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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

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STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

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1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

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505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

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333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414

Fri & Sat, Dave Caroll; Every Sun, Erin Smith; Every Mon, Peter D; Every Tue, Live Jazz; Every Wed, Ryan Palma (All Sets 7-10pm; No Cover). Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ernie 3 – 5pm, Garrett & Peter 6 – 8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3 – 5pm, Kulewa 6 - 8:30pm; Sat, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Kulwea 6 - 8:30pm; Sun, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Ernie & Miles 6 – 8:30pm; Mon, Tue & Wed, Brian 3 – 5pm, Damien & Edee 6 –8:30pm 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900.

HULA GRILL - Thu, Bruddah Larry 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kulewa 6:30 - 9pm; Fri, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 - 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Kawika Lum Ho 6:30 - 9pm; Sat, Jack Stone 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, TBA 6:30 - 9pm; Sun, Ron Hetteen 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30 - 9pm; Mon, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30 - 9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 11:30 a.m – 1pm, Jarrett Roback 2 – 4pm, Ernest Pua’a 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30 - 9pm; Wed, Mika Villaren 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Peter DeAquino 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30 - 9pm Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Mon, Ashley Welte; Every Fri, Guest Performer; Every Sat, Farzad Azad & Mike Madden; Every Sun, Brian Cuomo; Every Tue, Rene Alonso. All sets 7pm - Close. No Cover. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai , 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S RESTAURANT - Thu, Hula Honeys 6:308:30pm; Fri, Barefoot Minded 8-10pm; Sat, Glenn & Ben 8-10pm; Sun, Willie K 6:30-8:30pm; Every Mon, Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6-8pm; 845 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-

WED - Top 40 / Hip Hop w/ DJ Money Mike, 10pm

Arise 10pm; No Cover

MON - DJ Blast / TUE - Tequila Tuesday w/ DJ LX; WED- Ladies Night w/ the ADD Twins

MON-Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz / TUE - Tom Conway; WED - Randall Rospond / Slam w/ David Choy

Dubfires 10pm - 12am; No Cover

MON - Gigi / TUE - Randy / WED - Tableside Magic w/ Brenton Keith

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Industry Night 9pm - 2am; No Cover

Undone Party w/ Q Ross 9pm - 2am; $10

Spun Out w/ DJ Calcul8 9pm - 2am; $10

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‘Ikaika Blackburn Trio 10pm

Kua ‘Aina 10pm

Ladies Night w/ Next Level Entertainment

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TUE - Thirsty Tuesday & Free Karaoke / WED - Free Karaoke

Karaoke No Cover; 8pm

9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm 730 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0700.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Every Fri, The J.D on the Rocks Band 2:30-5pm; Every Sat, JD & Harry 2:30-5pm; Every Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5pm Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, 808-661-4495.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Every Thu, Classic Rock Thursdays featuring Howard Ahia 6-9pm; Every Sun, Cyrus Clark 6-8pm; Every Wed, Sizzling Salsa Nights with DJ music 8pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Phil & Angela Benoit 6-9pm 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 808-669-6400.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm; Sat, Smooth Jazz w/ Brian Cuomo & Friends 7-10pm 200 Kapalua Drive, Kapalua, 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8pm; Tue, Ah Tim 5:30-8:30pm 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Every Sun & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coehlo Morrison 7-9pm; Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 808-669-1500.

TIA JUANA’S CANTINA - Wed, Tableside Magic with Brenton Keith 6-9pm 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-667-4080.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Every Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm. Tue, “Glee” Screening 7pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-1011 BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike F 5-9pm; Every Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm 300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Maalaea, 808-243-2286.

BOCALINO - Thu, Ladies Night Out with Joe Miles Music 7:30pm; Sat, Estee & Company 7:30pm; Wed, Latino/Blues & Jazz Night w/Lydia Toccafondy & Neto Peraza 8pm 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-4041.

MON, TUE & WED - Dat Guyz; No Cover

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 808-879-2224.

7pm; Sat, Steff Lomeli 7pm; Tue, Sammy Rouisse 7pm. 1945-G S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-879-3133.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Every Thu, Junior Lacuesta; Every Fri & Tue, Rick Glencross; Every Sat, Ryan Robinson & Wolf; Every Wed, Jordan Cudworth. (All Sets 4-8pm) 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-874-1250.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., Wailea, 808-875-8080.

KIWI ROADHOUSE - Thu, Dominick 4-6pm, Bad Kitty, 8-11pm; Fri, Mango Pickers 5-7pm, Billy & The Bad Dogs 7-11pm; Every Second & Fouth Sat in Oct, Black Powder Blues Band 8-11pm; Sun, Gina Martineelli Band 7-10pm. 95 E. Lipoa St., Ste. A101, Kihei, 808-891-8010.

TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Every Thu, Island Favorites w/ Kawika Lum Ho; Every Fri, Girls Nite Out with Gina Martinelli; Every Sat, Classic Rock with Dominic; Every Sun, Crunch Pups “Uncrunhed”; Every Mon, Jam Session with Bobby Ingram & Friends; Every Tue, Mike and Mark; Every Wed, Steve Sargenti. All no cover. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

LULU’S KIHEI - Thu, Lousie Lambert Band 7:3010:30pm. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-879-9944.

MONSOON INDIA - Every Sat, Romantic Violin by Cambria Moss 6:30-8:30pm; Every Tue, Hula Honeys 5:308:30pm 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 808-875-4555.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Every Fri, Gail Swanson 6:30-8:30pm; Every Sat, Jazz on the Blue 6-8:45pm; Every Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6-9:30pm; Every Tue, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Every Wed, Willie K 7-9pm; Every Wed, Erin Smiths Super Fantastic Ladies Night 9pm. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808-874-1131.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Every Thu, Erin Smith; Every Fri, Randall Rospond; Every Sat, Tom Conway; Every Sun, Viva La Rumba; Every Mon, Kanoa; Every Tue, Sebrina Barron; Every Wed, Lawaia. (All Sets 4-6pm) Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Fri & Sat, Supper Club with John Cruz; Every Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Every Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Every Sat, Erin Smith 4-6pm; Every Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm ; Every Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Every Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Every Wed, Slam featuring David Choy 7-10pm; 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 808-8743779.

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Be Hair Now C ostco’s haircare sales have taken a steep dive in the year since Locks of Love received the fattest single-donation they’ve likely ever seen, and my scalp is still recovering from the shock. I realize it most when I get into the car—before turning the ignition, exhaust pipe farting ghosts—and I don’t have to pause to reopen the door to unstick my unruly tentacles. Or when my brush grasps at air near my hips and must make an unnatural migration to well above my shoulders. People are charitable with their compliments, saying “cute” when I know they mean “Chia Pet,” but since the mirror, mirror on the wall ain’t dishing any deference, I’ll take what I can get.

I’ve gotten used to it. Kind of. But this weekend at the Hana Film Festival, I felt like a shaved-head Sampson. I realized it was my first trip to Maui’s most Hawaiian town since I lost my only evidently Hawaiian attribute.

“Where are you visiting from?” was a question I was too-often asked this weekend—maybe for the first time in my life, really. My blue blood boiled. It hurt that with my mottled snow-white skin and beanied bob I was all the more ethnically ambiguous. Was a kanakattack herd of tako sprung from my head the only apparent stake I had in a culture I so desperately love? Without it, was I just another anybody? With it, did it make me somebody?

In Hana—at least at first—it felt like it did. Not so much for the locals as for the tourists. Before, my hair would snake out and shout, “Look! I’m from here. Ask me something! Anything! I may not be from Hana, but I’m from up over the hill and am eager and willing to talk your ear off with historical facts and hopefully helpful directions. I’ll re-plan your vacation, if you give me the time!” Now it just says—well, I don’t know what exactly it’s saying (it may be short, but it’s still all over the place).

On the way into the festival, a blue Jeep stopped in the middle of the road.

A White Stag-clad woman ambled out of the driver’s seat and walked the double yellow line toward Mom and I, who’d stopped behind her.

“Are you a Taurus?” the woman asked.

“No. Mom here is a Scorpio. I’m a Cancer,” I nearly replied, instead saying, “What?”

“Are you a tourist?” she repeated.

“Oh! No. We are not tourists,” I said, even more confused.

“OK then. Do you know if we can turn down this road, here?”

I proceeded to remove her ears with vacation tips and...

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et’s just cut to my Stan Marsh-fromSouth Park moment: You know, I learned something at the Hana Film Festival.

Somewhere between grinding freshcaught seared ahi with pahole fern salad at sunset and watching short films with a mass of content bodies stretched out on blankets as plump drops of rain

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made quick percussion on the event tent, there was a feeling of true community that glowed like a searchlight in the night.

As if a little luminescence rose off the tops of each of our heads, and in the way that the moon refracts in the ripples of the bay, but still in its pieces reflects a unified orb, all our epiphanies and inspirations and moments of love came together in the quiet dark.

For whatever it was worth, the firefly I contributed to that night was the realization that my external markers do not make or break me. While I’m proud to be Hawaiian, whether or not it’s evident that I am—or whether or not I am at all—is irrelevant. What matters is that I love the place and its people—and a lot of folks share those sentiments. It’s hard not to recognize that we are each other in a place like Hana and at an event like the film festival. We’ve got a lot to be proud of; from our humblest early morning farmers markets to the wildest late night bookings, people are making great things happen because people care. That’s a good thing, proud Mauians, whatever your hairstyle. ■

Anu Yagi welcomes comments, and will be hanging out at mauifeed.com/kulakid. You can also follow her on Twitter at @anuheayagi To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1416k

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Right now, most of the stuff you hope to accomplish takes time to develop, discipline to stick with, and foresight to plan for. Hoping to see quick results for any of it is a juvenile mindset you must outgrow if you want to see this stuff through to its conclusion. You will see some results, only a few months from now, if you don’t falter. But so far you haven’t been realistic about the timeframe, and when a few days’ work hasn’t yielded visible results, you’ve been secretly disappointed and disheartened. Stick with it. Widen your viewpoint and take the long view. You’re on the right track; it’s just going to take longer than you’d like to prove it.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) I won’t lie; if I find out someone I’m interested in is a Pisces, my romantic interest usually fades rather quickly.

It’s not that I don’t love and adore you, Pisces—I just know myself well enough to know that we’re not a good synergistic match. Try to be grateful, not offended, when you encounter people like me, who are trying to save you time and spare you disappointment. There are plenty of people out there who are thrilled to partake in what you have to offer. It’s not always easy for a Pisces to make difficult calls like that—but sometimes they have to be made. Be glad when someone else is willing to make them.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) It can be exhausting, I know, to put yourself out there only to be repeatedly rebuffed or unappreciated.

Unfortunately, this is one of those situations where so much depends on being in the right place at the right time—and you’ll never know when or where that is until after the fact. What that means is you need to keep trying. Do it for all the great ones who’d love all (or even most) of what you have to offer, but just haven’t discovered you yet. Mix up your game and keep things fresh, of course—the important thing is to keep playing.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You have a fetish for the familiar. Admit it. You tend to be drawn towards people and situations where you more or less know what to expect and are unlikely to encounter any surprises. The irony is that some of the best times in your life have been when you’ve experienced the unexpected. Can’t you try to, if not actively seek out surprises, at least embrace them when they seem inclined to happen? This week, when you get an invitation or see a situation to jump into something totally outside your comfort zone, at least consider giving it a go.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Time for a reality check. I believe in being optimistic and have seen how hoping for the best can yield some miraculously positive results. However, there are limits. I’m a big fan of pushing and testing those, but there’s a point where they can’t go any further. What you’re doing now is like sticking an ice cube on a hot sidewalk in the sun and hoping it won’t melt. This might just be asking a bit too much from the reality you’re hoping to create. Be ambitious and hopeful and imaginative—but at least bow to most of the laws of physics, won’t you?

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Don’t get between Mama Bear and her cub or she’ll flip out. Even if she’s normally passive and sweet, when you trip that protective instinct she’s fiercer than the wildest creatures out there. This is also true of you Cancers. While generally not that scary (at least compared to those intimidating Leos or vicious Scorpios), you are a force to be reckoned with if someone you love is threatened in any way. Don’t forget that. When you’re feeling weak or ineffective, recall that you have enormous power at your disposal. It’s just tapping into it that’s difficult—but it should get easier now that you remember it’s there.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Leos hate performing tasks that don’t fit in with the larger-than-life way they prefer to think about themselves, such as scrubbing toilets or taking out the trash. Of course, everyone has to perform such tasks on occasion, and it turns out no one likes them much. So it’s a necessary lesson for every royal Lion to learn how to humble herself and do the shit that needs doing, without complaint—because you’re not actually royalty. Your noble character is one of your great strengths, but sometimes it needs to be set aside so you can just be an ordinary, hard-working human being.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Sometimes the choice is between something totally artificial and completely safe, and something wilder and more risky. To some signs this decision is a no-brainer, but for you Virgos, who place value in both categories, it’s bound to be more tricky. This week, you’ll have to decide which side of the fence you’re on, though. Which will it be? A trip to Disney or camping in a national forest? A chlorinated hot tub or some outdoor natural hot springs? While you’re deciding, keep in mind not only the experience itself, but the kind of people you’ll meet and interact with while you’re there. That could prove important.

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