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Contents VOLUME 14

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ISSUE 19

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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: What are you going to be for Halloween? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com @jacobshafer on Twitter Tim Lincecum Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Not sick! Proofreader: Dina Wilson A giver of candy Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Jory John, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Avery Monsen, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com A Chilean miner Art Director: Chris Skiles chris@mauitime.com / lucky11studios.com Drunk Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com The human centipede

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Coconut Wireless talks sanity rallies and volunteer heroes. Tiny bugs mean big trouble for Hawaii coffee growers in By the Numbers. Kids vote in Spin Cycle. Rev. John Heidel says religion and politics don’t have to clash. Open Letters is pissed at a pumpkin. Quizunderstood asks about Hawaiian underworlds and suicidal lovers. Ugly people unite in News of the Weird. Eh Brah! shakes a finger at booty dancing.

10 FEATURE STORY After months of attack ads, debates and analysis, it’s finally here—the general election. We offer our endorsements in the state, county and federal races, but whether you agree with us or not, please vote. All the cool kids are doing it.

15 FOOD & DRINK

General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter A bottle of booze

Jen Russo gets a culinary education at Class Act, plus runs down some recently opened restaurants.

Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com The invisible woman

18 FILM CRITIQUE

MATT FOSTER created this week’s cover illustration, along with our primary election endorsement cover back in September (you can see a version of that one on page 7). Foster uses “found textures” to make his unique digital prints, and ran with the challenge of combining the Halloween in Lahaina controversy with a larger election theme. Speaking of running, he recently competed in the XTERRA race, finishing 4th in his age division with an impressive time of 57:08. Truly a Renaissance man. You can check out more of his work at mattfosterillustration.com.

Barry Wurst II says Paranormal Activity 2 doesn’t double the scares.

Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com

19 Film Capsules/Listings

Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter Another Chilean miner

21 HALLOWEEN EVENTS It’s a spook-tacular party all weekend long, and we’ve got the scoops in our comprehensive guide to islandwide festivities. Boo!

MauiTime is published every Thursday by MauiTime Productions, Inc. Its contents are Copyright © 2009 by MauiTime Productions, Inc. All rights reserved. Subscriptions are available at $70 per year. Reproduction or use without permission is strictly prohibited. MauiTime may be distributed only by MauiTime’s authorized independent contractor. MauiTime is valued at $.50 per copy and permits one complimentary copy per person. No person may, without written permission of MauiTime, take more than one copy of each weekly issue. All opinions expressed throughout MauiTime are those of the authors and not necessarily the same opinions as MauiTime Productions, Inc. and MauiTime. MauiTime 33 N. Market St., Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 office (808) 244-0777 • fax (808) 244-0446 www.mauitime.com @mauitime on Twitter Deadlines: Display Advertising: Friday Noon Classified: Monday 4pm Calendar: Monday Noon Circulation: 18,000 copies of the MauiTime

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36 BACK PAGES Kula Kid chases after XTERRA. Sign Language tells Scorpio to power down.

38 Classified 39 Mind, Body & Spirit

ON THE COVER: Illustration by Matt Foster Design by Chris Skiles

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by Jacob Shafer

News + Views

jacob@mauitime.com + @jacobshafer on Twitter

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hether or not you’re a fan of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, you’ve almost certainly heard of the comedian/anchorman’s Rally to Restore Sanity, set to take place October 30 in Washington, D.C. (Along with, of course, brilliant blowhard Stephen Colbert’s competing Rally to Restore Fear.) The idea is to combat the wave of increasingly divisive and inflammatory rhetoric that has swept the country. “We’re looking for people who think shouting is annoying, counterproductive and terrible for your throat; who feel that the loudest

from both parties have been invited to attend and answer questions—with the caveat that they can’t stump or spew election rhetoric. “If their answers stray into political-land, their microphone will be cut,” reads a press release. “Especially given some of the extremely close races…it will be very telling who makes time to come.” More info can be found at sanityhonolulu.com.

Neil Abercrombie, Aiona’s Democratic opponent, accused Aiona of using the proposal to gloss over his failure to address the issue during two terms as the state’s number two. “Duke Aiona has had the opportunity to help students in Hawaii for the last eight years, yet it is only in the last eight days before the general election that he introduces a plan for higher education,” said Abercrombie.

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s the election draws near, Republican gubernatorial hopeful Duke Aiona has proposed freezing tuition for University of Hawaii students as a way to offset swelling college costs.

According to organizers, local candidates from both parties have been invited to attend and answer questions—with the caveat that they can’t stump or spew election rhetoric. voices shouldn’t be the only ones that get heard; and who believe that the only time it’s appropriate to draw a Hitler mustache on someone is when that person is actually Hitler. Or Charlie Chaplin in certain roles,” reads a statement announcing the rally. If that applies to you but you can’t afford a Mainland flight, a concurrent rally is being organized in Honolulu, along with numerous gatherings across the country and around the world. The Oahu event is set for 11am at the state Capitol. According to organizers, local candidates

Under Aiona’s proposal, announced this week, students entering the UH system on either a two- or four-year track would be guaranteed a fixed rate for the duration of their enrollment. According to statistics cited by Aiona, UH tuition has increased more than 70 percent over the last six years. “Our plan would help parents give their son or daughter a higher education, and students wouldn’t have to drop out due to rising tuition,” said Aiona. The Lieutenant Governor didn’t indicate how UH would absorb the loss of revenue.

donating more than 40 hours a week to the kupuna care facility. Of course, selfless acts are their own reward, but recognizing altruistic individuals is important, especially in this season of underhanded mudslinging. For more info on the volunteer hero program, call 270-7150 or visit co.maui.hi.us. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1419u

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auiTime’s election debates aired live on Akaku last week, one of the final chances for candidates to spar with their opponents and deliver their messages to voters. Though each debate featured at least a few contentious moments, perhaps the most notable part of the evening was the noshows: Mayor Charmaine Tavares had a prior commitment and was unable to attend despite repeated attempts to accommodate her. Candidates for the East Maui and Lanai seats also had scheduling conflicts. Every other county candidate confirmed, and all came save one: Wayne Nishiki, who e-mailed us hours before the debate to say he had lost his voice, an unusual problem for the normally outspoken Councilmember. To view a schedule of rebroadcasts or to request an airing, visit akaku.org.

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udos to Wailuku’s Lillian Murakami, who was named the county’s first “volunteer hero” under a new program administered by the Department of Housing and Human Concerns. For more than a decade, Murakami has given her time to Hale Makua, where her mother was a resident. Even after her mother died, Murakami kept volunteering,

There are over 100 things you could be doing today on Maui. Go to mauitime.com for complete weekly calendar listings, and find something to do today.

THE BLOG ROLL Something I’ve never understood about the Internets: why do our suffixes suck? The generic top-level domain “.net” has never done any good, other than to make things confusing. With the “www” prefix nearly obsolete, is the ubiquitous “.com” thereby threatened? Probably not, but let’s... Read more at mauifeed.com

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Food and themed parties unite this Halloween, with Roy’s Kahana Bar and Grill’s Dia de los Muertos dinner. I’m beside myself with anticipation—one of my favorite Mexican holidays combined with... Read more at mauidish.com

I don’t get out to the Ali‘i Kula Lavender Farm enough. That’s not the kind of sentence I usually type, but after attending last weekend’s fall harvest fair, I was reminded how much cool stuff they sell, not to mention the amazing view and... Read more at mauivents.com

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LAST MINUTE PARTY ANIMALS

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The Kids Are All Left Last week, Gov. Lingle visited Oahu’s Aikahi Elementary and encouraged students to participate in the statewide Kids Voting Hawai‘i program.

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It was an especially magnanimous move, considering that in 2008 Hawaii’s students “elected” Democrats across the board, including current gubernatorial hopeful Neil Abercrombie (to his old Congressional seat) in a landslide.

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But isn’t the opposition to same-sex unions—along with other things like abortion—backed by Scripture?

Yes. However, so is slavery and the right to stone your child to death for disobedience. Some Christians are seeking a new paradigm of belief, one that is not tied to an understanding of God that is 4,000 years old, where power and control are more important than compassion and service. We are looking at Scripture as a historical and metaphorical document—not as literal truth, but a guide to truth. What, in your view, is an appropriate role for religion to play in an election?

Religion should inform politics and the election process, but not manipulate or coerce. The interconnection between the freedom of religion and the freedom of speech takes careful discernment. While there should not be a religious litmus test to determine a candidate’s qualifications, I think it is important to know how a candidate’s personal faith will impact their political decisions. Within the freedoms we enjoy as Americans, each citizen can match his or her personal views and faith with those of the candidates.

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rom civil unions to Duke Aiona’s gubernatorial campaign to state Republican Party Chair Jonah Ka‘auwai’s infamous e-mail, religion has been a consistent—and consistently divisive—part of this election season. What’s been mostly missing is the voice of Hawaii’s religious moderates, people of faith who don’t proselytize on the pulpit-pounding fringe. Reverend John Heidel of the Interfaith Alliance Hawaii wants to change that. This week, Heidel coauthored an op-ed in the Honolulu Star-Advertiser titled “God Not Making Endorsements in Hawaii’s Election.� We caught up with Heidel to discuss the relationship between church and state, the role of religion in Hawaii and the sometimes conflicting nature of Scripture.

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News. You’ve said that, “Jesus Christ brought people together. He did not separate people,â€? yet according to the Book of Matthew Jesus said, “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace but a sword.â€? How do you reconcile these seemingly conicting messages?

This relates to my thoughts [about] how we interpret scripture. This passage in Matthew is a good example of something that must be studied in terms of the historical context and the metaphorical meaning. It would take too long to discuss here, but I’m confident the result would reconcile any possible conflict; in fact, there would be no conflict. What’s your take on Republican Party Chair Jonah Ka‘auwai’s statement that Duke Aiona is “operating in the power and the authority of Jesus� and that Aiona’s opponents are “unrighteous�?

This relates to the litmus test concept and also indicates a person who believes that he speaks from a position of absolute truth. While [Ka‘auwai] has the freedom of speech and the freedom of religion to make such a statement, the general public needs to understand that he does not speak for all Christians. Also, the ultimate word is expressed in private in the voting booth

where each citizen has the freedom to exercise his or her vote according to their individual conscience and personal faith. The majority of religious people are not fanatics, yet fanaticism seems to rule the day—or at least the headlines. Why do you think this is, and what can reasonable people of faith do to combat it?

This is a question I wish all journalists would answer. Why do bad news and violence make the headlines before good news and acts of kindness? The easy answer is because the former sells papers and the latter does not. However, I think it is a lot more complicated. Our American culture is controlled by the values of power, wealth, success and prestige. Imagine a culture where respect, responsibility, compassion, honesty and fairness were the dominant values. Lifting up and modeling these alternative values is one of the purposes of all religions and reasonable, progressive people of faith need to have the moral courage to keep working at it. Fanaticism will always be an option and if people do not have other options from which to choose—and do so—the fanatics will grab the headlines and appear to be winning. â–

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YOU WANT SODIUM PROPIONATE WITH THAT? New York City artist Sally Davies offered in October the latest evidence of how unattractive today’s fast foods are to bacteria and maggots. Davies bought a McDonald’s Happy Meal in April, has photographed it daily, and has noted periodically the lack even of the slightest sign of decomposition. Her dog, who circled restlessly nearby for the first two days the vittles were out, since then has ignored it. (Several bloggers, and filmmaker Morgan Spurlock, have made similar discoveries.) Food scientists “credited” a heavy use (though likely still within FDA guidelines) of the preservative sodium propionate but also the predominance of fat and lack of moisture and nutrients—all of which contribute to merely shrinking and hardening the burger and fries.

COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS (1) Raymond Roberts, 25, was arrested in Manatee County, Florida, in September after an ordinary traffic stop turned up a strong smell of marijuana. At deputies’ behest, Roberts removed a baggie of marijuana from his buttocks, but when the deputies saw another plastic bag right behind it (containing a white substance believed to be cocaine), Roberts said, “The weed is [mine],” but “the white stuff is not.” (2) Woody Will Smith, 33, was convicted in September of murdering his wife after a jury in Dayton, Kentucky, deliberated about 90 minutes before rejecting his defense of caffeine intoxication. Smith claimed that his daily intake of sodas, energy drinks and diet pills had made him temporarily insane when he strangled his two-timing wife with an extension cord in 2009, and made him again not responsible when he confessed the crime to police.

COMING UNATTRACTIONS A lawyer in Xian, China, filed a lawsuit in September against a movie house and film distributor for wasting her time— because she was exposed to 20 minutes of advertisements that began at the posted time

for the actual movie to begin. Ms. Chen Xiaomei is requesting a refund equivalent to about $5.20, plus damages of an equal amount and the equivalent of about 15 cents for “emotional” damages—plus an apology.

NO HOTTIES British entrepreneur Howard James, who runs several online dating sites, opened another in August to worldwide attention (and, allegedly, thousands of sign-ups in the first five days): dates for ugly people. James said new members (accepted from the UK, the USA, Canada, Australia and Ireland) will have their photos vetted to keep out “attractive” people. Based on the Web pages available at press time, the photo-evaluation process is working well.

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ehbrah@mauitime.com Does anyone care about what’s going on at these Upcountry youth dances? Booty dancing is the only way they dance. What’s booty dancing, you ask? It’s a standing lap-dance where the girl dances with her back facing the boy, “dancing” her booty against him, his hands on her hips or waist. They’re 10 to 16 years old, and they think dancing like this is normal. Why? No one is telling them otherwise. Seems the “wholesome,” “safe” environment they claim to provide gets left at the door with the $8 per-kid entry fee. Make them take some responsibility—ban booty dancing! ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1419e

Keith Jeffery’s book on the British intelligence service MI6, published in September and serialized in The Times of London, revealed that the first chief of the SIS (Secret Intelligence Service) during World War I recommended, as the best invisible ink, semen, in that it “would not react to [ink-detecting] iodine vapor” and was, of course, “readily available.”

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS (1) Xavier Ross, 19, passing by a piano at an art exhibit in front of the Grand Rapids, Michigan, police station in October, could not resist sitting down to play a few notes—and was arrested when officers recognized him from a recent home invasion case. (2) Selma Elmore, 44, was arrested in Lockland, Ohio, in October when she flagged down a police car to ask if there was an arrest warrant out on her. (Officers checked; there was; she ran; the warrant was minor; “resisting arrest” was more serious.) (3) Jason Williams, 38, was convicted in Maidenhead, England, in October of stealing a neighbor’s window curtains, which he had immediately installed on his own windows—in plain view of the neighbor’s window. ■

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he ancient Hawaiians were famous for their nautical prowess. From the construction of their craft to the crews that paddled them, foresight, teamwork and a keen understanding of the prevailing conditions were all key to successful voyages over sometimes treacherous waters. During the last four years, Maui, along with the rest of the world, has weathered a serious storm. We’re battered, listing, leaking from multiple sides—but thankfully still afloat. This week’s cover image is about one event—Halloween in Lahaina—that we think exemplifies the follies of the Tavares Administration, and County government in general. A popular, lucrative party began to erode for a variety of reasons. Businesses were hurting, visitors were being turned away. It was a moment when leadership was needed, to build bridges, broker compromise and balance economic, cultural and public safety concerns. Instead, we got a familiar response that has been the hallmark of the Tavares years: excuses rather than solutions, fingerpointing rather than problem-solving. Don’t take our word for it—ask the business owners and community groups that have tried to work with the County to get the event back on track and have mostly been stonewalled. Of course, Halloween is merely one example; there are many others. But we’ve said all that, and had our papers confiscated from a public building by County employees in the process. This isn’t about looking back; it’s about moving forward. Ironically, Tavares’s challenger is himself a former Mayor and longtime County employee. So much for radical change. But we believe Maui Nui was better off under Alan Arakawa, and we hope that after four years on the sidelines he’s learned some things, both from his own mistakes (and there were a few) and those of his successor. We’re under no illusions that Arakawa will wave a magic wand and make our problems disappear, and we’re quite certain that if he’s elected we’ll have cause to criticize his decisions. But as we push against the headwind of an uncertain future—and as our island tries to revive and diversify its economy, d protect its environment and secure its food and energy future—we know one thing: it’s time to chart a new course.

ix of the nine Council seats are contested this year—with only Kahului’s Joe Pontanilla, Upcountry’s Gladys Baisa and Molokai’s Danny Mateo running unopposed—which means there’s plenty of opportunity for the balance of power to shift. And balance is what we tried to keep in mind—in terms of both style and ideology—when weighing which candidates to endorse. In West Maui, we like Elle Cochran for her environmental advocacy and the fact that she’s backed by popular termed-out incumbent Jo Anne Johnson, who we feel has done good things for her district and Maui as a whole. We hope Cochran can rise to the challenge and enjoy a similar run of success. Cochran’s opponent, Alan Fukuyama, has run for this seat before, but we’ve yet to see or hear anything from him to sway us in his direction. The Makawao-Haiku-Paia race pits youth against experience, in the form of Kai Nishiki and Mike White, respectively. We appreciate White’s knowledge of and reasoned approach to the issues, and as a former state legislator we believe he has the ability to work within the system to get things done. His background in the visitor industry is a double-edged sword: we’re intrigued by the possibilities of a Councilmember with extensive knowledge of one of our island’s most important economic pillars, but we wonder if his divided loyalties will make him less able to serve his constituents. Nishiki is the youngest Council candidate and has never held elected office, but, as the daughter of Councilmember Wayne Nishiki, has been involved in politics for most of her adult life and frequently attends and testifies at Council meetings. Like Cochran, we believe Nishiki has the potential to grow into the office. This is a tough choice—in a good way. We like both candidates, but we’re going with Nishiki because we believe she brings a sensibility and perspective that’s less represented on the Council. We don’t agree with every decision Mike Victorino has made. In fact, we’ve frequently used him as an example of a Councilmember who fails to ask tough questions or take the long view when it comes to development proposals. But his opp opponent for the Wailuku-Waihee-Waikapu sea Lisa Gapero, makes this an easy call. seat, Fr From her combative demeanor to her “ “government is the problem” platitudes to her evasive answers to direct questions, G Gapero strikes us as not merely a poor ch choice, but a potentially dangerous one. The East Maui and Lanai races both feature form Councilmembers trying to reclaim former thei old jobs. In East Maui, Bob Carroll is their challenging incumbent Bill Medeiros, who

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won the seat in 2006 when term limits forced Carroll out. We’re disappointed that a more progressive candidate didn’t step forward to run for this seat and feel Carroll and Medeiros have done little to differentiate themselves. Hokama is also returning after a term-limit induced hiatus, and faces challenger Matt Mano. Hokama’s record on the Council wasn’t perfect, but he came down on the right side of some important issues. That, coupled with his experience, gives him an edge over Mano. No race was more discussed during our editorial deliberations than the South Maui contest between incumbent Wayne Nishiki and challenger Don Couch. In 2008 we endorsed Nishiki because of his independence and willingness to ask tough questions. We still see those qualities in him. Yet the fact remains: two years ago, Nishiki walked into our office and lied to us. He told us he hadn’t taken any money from developers, yet soon after the election, we broke the story that he had, in fact, accepted a $100,000 personal loan from developer Everett Dowling. Since then, Nishiki has tried to bury the issue, choosing to seal the results of a Board of Ethics investigation and dodging questionss about how he secured the loan and how w much, exactly, he still owes. It remains an issue, whether or not Nishiki wants to admit it—one that speaks to his character, his truthfulness and his ofttouted commitment to transparency. We didn’t come to this decision lightly, but after two years of ducking (most recently pulling out of our live debate at the last minute), we simply cannot give Nishiki another pass. As for Couch, we’re supporting him, with the caveat that we will be watching very closely to make sure he is the balanced, environmentally conscious public servant he’s promised to be. Actions speak louder than words and—should he win—the votes Couch casts as a member of the Council and the questions he asks (or doesn’t ask) on the floor will be the gauge by which we judge him.

In West Maui, orses MauiTime endorses

ELLE COCHRAN RAN In Makawao-Haiku-Paia, ses s MauiTime endorses

KAI NISHIKI In Wailuku-Waiheeeee Wai i Waikapu, MauiTime en endorses

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RIKI HOKAMA A In S South Maui, M MauiTime endorses

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GENERAL ELECTION ENDORSEMENTS

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f the seven Maui seats up for grabs this year, four feature candidates we can support. We’ll begin with those. During his time in the legislature, District 4 Sen. Shan Tsutsui has shown an ability to get things done without ut compromising his core principles (no no easy feat in the deal-cutting sausage factory that is the state Capitol). His dustup with Gov. Lingle over the proposed Puunene jail was a good example—he wasn’t afraid to go toe-tootoe with her, but also tried to find common ground. His opponent, Eric Seibert, has distinguished himself by sign-waving on top of his van and little else. In the state House, we’re backing three Democratic incumbents, with varying degrees of enthusiasm. District 9 Rep. Gil Keith-Agaran served almost a full term after being appointed to replace the late Bob Nakasone, and by all accounts has established himself as a popular and effective legislator. District 13 Rep. Mele Carroll remains popular among her far-flung, often overlooked East Maui, Lanai and Molokai constituents, particularly on agricultural and Native Hawaiian issues. District 11 Rep. Joe Bertram, as we’ve noted, has made some head-scratching blunders, particularly in his personal life, but has also taken bold stands on hot-button issues like gay rights and Hawaii’s voter-approved medical marijuana law. KeithAgaran, Carroll and Bertram are opposed by GOP candidates Jeff Hoylman, Meiling Akuna and George Fontaine. All repeat the smallgovernment mantra so popular among the Tea Party crowd, with Fonatine, a former MPD captain, adding a law and order angle. The remaining three Democratic incumbents are District 8 Rep. Joe Souki, District 10 Rep. Angus McKelvey and District 12 Rep. Kyle Yamashita. We’ve made our distaste for Souki and Yamashia, two old-guard legislators who take most of their campaign cash from Oahu and Mainland interests, known. We tepidly endorsed McKelvey in 2008, but have been disappointed to see him fall more and more in lockstep with his party’s good old boy base and come down on the wrong side of a number of issues, including civil union bill HB444, which he voted against. Souki, Yamashita and McKelvey are opposed by Dean Schmucker, Laurie Rinaldi and Ramon Madden, another collection of Tea Party favorites. It’s worth noting here that we don’t dismiss the Tea Party’s central thesis: there is indeed waste and corruption in government. But we doubt whether this movement— which has been co-opted, especially at the national level, by the same Republican Party machine that drove our country into the ditch—offers any real solutions.

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MELE CARROLL LL ★U.S. CONGRESS★

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en. Dan Inouye, the longestserving member of the U.S. Senate, and District 2 Rep. Mazie Hirono each face an eclectic collection of challengers, none of whom have shown the acumen or qualifications to deserve consideration. Both Inouye and Hirono have spent years in Washington, and carry the baggage that entails. But both have also displayed a commitment to their constituents and have avoided big scandals or major missteps—something that sets them apart from many of their colleagues on both sides of the aisle.

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e backed Neil Abercrombie and Brian Schatz in the primary, and nothing has changed. Well, one thing has—their opponents are now Lt. Gov. James “Duke” Aiona and former state Rep. Lynn Finnegan. From the wornon-his-sleeve religious views that, despite his assurances to the contrary, we believe would guide much of Aiona’s decisionmaking to his ties to the failures of the Lingle Administration, we can think of many reasons why the election of Duke Aiona would be bad for Hawaii. And Finnegan—a rising star in the state GOP who parrots most of Aiona’s social and fiscal positions—does nothing to buoy the ticket. As with every race, we’re not sold on Abercrombie/Schatz as any kind of savior, and we have reservations about their ability to act as a check on the Democratic-controlled legislature, but we think they’re the clear choice here.

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mends the Hawaii Constitution to change the Board of Education to a board appointed by the Governor, G with the advice and consent of the Senate, as provided by law. We agree that public education in Hawaii needs an overhaul. But allowing the Governor to appoint the BOE doesn’t address the inefficiencies in the system, it only grants more power to the Governor.

MauiTime recommends a “No” vote

STATE CONSTITUTION TAX REBATE REQUIREMENT

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llows the legislature to determine whether excess funds should be used as tax refunds or tax credits or diverted to one or more funds to serve as temporary supplemental sources sou of funding for the state in times of an emergency, economic downturn or unforeseen reduction in revenue. We all like a tax refund, but, as we’ve seen in recent years, if we don’t stash money for a rainy day essential services will be cut. This change doesn’t mean tax refunds can never be given, only that the legislature will have a choice.

MauiTime recommends a “Yes” vote

COUNTY CHARTER AFFORDABLE HOUSING FUND

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laces a minimum of two percent of the certified real property tax revenues for fiscal years 2008 through 2015 into an affordable housing fund. Maui’s need for affordable housing is well-documented. Two percent of real property tax revenues won’t solve the problem, but it’ll help.

MauiTime recommends a “Yes” vote

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equires candidates for County office to file financial disclosure statements concurrently with the filing of nomination papers, instead of allowing financial disclosures to be filed within 15 days of filing nomination papers. FFinancial disclosure statements aren’t are merely a formality; in some cases ca they contain revealing or even damning da information. Requiring them to be filed right away allows more time for public scrutiny, which is a good thing.

MauiTime recommends a “Yes” vote

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educes by ten days the amount of time the Mayor has to veto budget and capital program ordinances, extend by ten days the deadline for the Mayor to submit budget and capital program ordinance proposals to the Council and extend by ten days the date by which the Council must pass annual budget and capital program ordinances. Basically, this gives the Council and Mayor more time to hammer out the budget, and lets them factor in state funding, which can make priorities clearer. ■

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ELECTION DAY CHEATSHEET Mayor: ALAN ARAKAWA County Council: ELLE COCHRAN (West Maui) KAI NISHIKI (Makawao-HaikuPaia) MIKE VICTORINO (WailukuWaihee-Waikapu) RIKI HOKAMA (Lanai) DON COUCH (South Maui) State Legislature: GIL KEITH-AGARAN (District 9) JOE BERTRAM (District 11) MELE CARROLL (District 13) U.S. Congress: DAN INOUYE (Senate) MAZIE HIRONO (House Dist. 2) Governor/Lt. Governor: NEIL ABERCROMBIE & BRIAN SCHATZ Amendments to State Constitiution & County Charter: Board of Education: NO Tax Rebate Requirement: YES Affordable Housing Fund: YES Financial Disclosure Statements: YES Budget & Capital Program Deadlines: YES Election Day is November 2.

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move, and the ensuing upgrades, are things program coordinator Chris Speere says make him “very proud.” The Class Act dining room looks out over the windward coast of Kahului Bay. Elegant lighting and carved wood tables and chairs are juxtaposed with modern and classic design. The menu is a five-course pre-fixe that changes weekly and rotates along with the class schedule. Themes include Pacific rim, new American, Italian, Asian, Latin and French. Half of the class works in the kitchen,

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texture, crispy on my the outside, gummy n as Hubba Bubba on the inside. It can be sweet or savory, in this case a little of ur both. The rice flour ome of the island’s most behind mochi trend-setting lunches are being is versatile, a served at Class Act, part of the texture and flavor restaurant arm of the Maui chameleon. Culinary Academy. The secret ingredient is This is the the students’ unbridled passion for food; debut semester of Chef instructor Kyle Kawakami Chef instructor Kyle Kawakami. Chef Kawakami is ge of culinary techniques, on the cutting edge h menu. “Our “ as is evidenced by the goall off oxtail consumme was rich in flavor and having a sustainable island-based menu and color, a nice dark mahogany brown. The training students utilizing local purveyors deconstruction of the soup consisted of the is moving right along,” says Kawakami. “In oxtail appearing as a meat pillow padded the future we’d like to have a featured item by a thin layer of pasta dough, highlighted like the pohole fern from Hana, and have with micro ginger and cilantro caviar. the vendor actually in here telling you about These little beads of highly concentrated that product.” flavors are attained with the assitance of At first I was a little disappointed that I complicated chemicals that I won’t explain was there on Pacific Rim day, thinking I was here; suffice it to say it’s not your everyday they’re excited to embark on their new the other half handles the front-of-the-house going to see the familiar rice and fish fusion process, yet it’s totally safe and very edible, careers, and the world is still that proverbial service, and halfway through the semester and sauces. I was completely wrong, as the and shows how much the students are bowl of cherries. they switch. They’re not necessarily trained menu twisted and turned and kept me on pushing the envelope. My little oxtail pillow The restaurant is staffed and run entirely ut my toes. The eggroll was served professionals, but was a gastronomic delight, and the surprise by students, and supervised by Culinary professionals in soft crunch of the boiled peanut inside Academy professors. It’s situated above the training. added to the overall mystique of the dish. food court in the Pa‘ina Building, above After you’re Joining me at the table was Sasanna a half-dozen other food outlets that cater seated and Baboshoff, a mixologist from Three’s to students and the public: Farm to Table, d served bread and Bar and Grill. A Class Act newbie, she Paniolo Grill, Raw Fish Camp, World Plate, water, it’s amusee proclaimed her favorite entree to be the reCampus Cafe and the Patisserie. The Culinary bouche time. invented loco moco. Academy moved into its current, expansive p The deep-fried After the salad and soup course, a palate space in 2003, establishing itself as a topcleanser of homemade sorbet is applied, of-the-line program. The featuring apple fennel and Kula strawberry. Then it was on to the aforementioned loco moco, a Hoisin-braised short rib with horseradish cream, on a bed of risotto with truffle oil, with a sous vide poached egg crowning the glorious dish. If you have never heard of sous vide, I won’t hold it against you—it was my first time learning about the process, which I am still trying to wrap my mind around. It involves holding your food in a vacuum seal, and putting that in a water bath at a Poi Mochi Balls consistent temperature. If you’re in a top-ofthe-line kitchen like the one at the Academy, a machine assists. At home, good luck; I’ve poi m mochi balls heard using a cooler may work. Ideally, the on fre esh lomi with a mango chutney and Thai basil oil. fresh egg will never overcook, always remaining salmo salmon debuted The pesto-grilled shrimp and pohole fern the perfect temperature. at the Culinary salad was the best use of pohole I’ve ever While the fish entree didn’t stand above Acad Academy’s ZAP experienced. Tender bite-sized shoots of fern those two dishes, it still deserves mention for even event held earlier gave way to a briny flavor, while the shrimp being perfectly prepared. Fish is tricky—cook p u this year. The added a mellow, chewy, herby shellfi sh fi nish. o it too long and it’s dry, too little and it’s raw, S ail ted Ox T c mo mochi has a The winning dish of the afternoon u which might not be the proper texture. The r t s n Deco mo most unusual was the deconstructed oxtail soup. The » Continued on page 17

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Âť Continued from page 15 steamed opah was excellent, and the fresh ginger hiding beneath it brought out more of its mild and sweet flavor. At this point you likely won’t have room for dessert, but my advice is to makee room. The ginger crunch cake served with Jasmine tea gelato was a perfect finish. Cappucino and regular coffees are availablee as well. You won’t find any alcohol served here—it’s just too much for the program to maintain a liquor license—but you’re welcome to bring your own beer and wine (call ahead to see what’s on the menu for pairing purposes). After the meal, I chatted up Bill Carroll, a longtime diner at Class Act. “When they first opened we used to bring our own glasses and bread,â€? Carroll said. “But now look how far they have come.â€? He said he rarely misses a week, and looks forward to Class Act’s new creations. He also said he picks up items at the food court, which sells some of the manufactured goods the students create and package, like roasted pineapple jam and seasoned sea salts, while the Patisserie outlet sells

b fresh baked breads, cakes co and cookies. The Class Act studen students have just made the sw switch; those who were in the front of h the house are now in ki the kitchen, and viceversa So it’s a whole versa. new experience for the o the year, until rest of their final seating on Dece December 5, which featu a special, features ramp ramped-up $50 dinin experience. dining Also of note: This Frid Friday’s Noble Chef fund fundraiser for Maui Culi Culinary Academy th Fairmont Kea at the Lani call 984-3261 Lani; for tickets and info. â–

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A run-down of recently opened places to grab grinds SOUTH MAUI Pita Paradise Wailea Gateway Center, 34 Wailea Gateway Pl., Wailea, 879-7177, 7am-10pm The popular Mediterranean joint from the Kihei triangle now has an upscale sister in Wailea. Has a bar and on the second Friday of the month there’s a bellydance show; the next one is Twisted Hips on November 12 at 6pm. Every Sunday at 5:30pm Benoit Jazzworks performs. Kiwi Roadhouse 95 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 874-1250 I know this New Zealand-themed eatery opened months ago, but it’s still on my list of places to check out. Scoldings on me. They boast a traditional meat pie, and the word is their burgers are good, too. They also offer live entertainment. Bocalino 1445 South Kihei Rd., K�hei, 874-4041 Bocalino may sound familiar; Guido Hauwaerts has reopened in the former Gian Don’s after being closed for some time. Their globespanning tapas menu is well worth a try, and they have great pasta. Also check out their happy hour from 4:3-6:30pm. Another bonus: Chef Sawamura doing sushi.

WEST MAUI Pad Thai 658 Front S St., Lahaina, 661-9911, 9am9:30pm 9:30 Another ashback, Pad Thai Anot opened in the same spot under open the ssame name about ďŹ ve years ago. And they’ve got the year same sam great Thai takeout, plus a cute cut dining room and owner Jongkonnie Nishimura, who Jong loves to cook for you. Captain Jack’s 672 Front St., Capt Lahaina, 667-0988 Laha Across the street from the Acros Pioneer Inn, a perfect location Pione this pirate-themed for th restaurant, me hardies. The ďŹ sh resta and cchips reportedly rock, and they serve breakfast, lunch and dinner in their upstairs open-air dinne dining dinin room. Lots of high def TV screens scree for Sunday football, too. Banyan Bany Tree Deli 626 Front St., Lahaina, 662-3354 Laha Under Skin Deep Tattoo, this Unde bakes fresh bread for the deli b sandwiches they make, as well sandw as handmade scones, mufďŹ ns, ha cupcakes, cookies and an array cupca

of treats including handmade chocolates. Sandwiches are made daily using quality ingredients and non-processed meats. Ono Kau Kau 3481 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina Just opened in Honokowai by the ABC store, these folks are already gaining a reputation for an awesome plate lunch. Bad Ass Coffee Company Pioneer Inn, Lahaina Same bad ass coffee, now in the Pioneer Inn. Deja vu? Yes. They opened here years ago. But this time it’s new owners with a new take on the store. Cafe O Lei Napili Napili Shores Resort, 442-3700 Opened in the former Maui Grill location. It’s another redo; they used to be here under the name Fish and Poi. Only open for dinner from 5-9pm, closed Sunday and Monday. BYOB.

NORTH SHORE/UPCOUNTRY Cafe Prana Nui 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku, 463-8307, Tues.-Fri. 10am-8pm, Sat. 10am-2pm Jason Skandunas is chef, serving organic, local, vegen macrobiotic and Ayruvedic food out of a “stationary funkadelic school bus.� How awesome, and how very Haiku. Green Banana Frozen Yogurt 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 808-579-9130 Green Banana Cafe sprouted a gourmet frozen yogurt shop in June. If you haven’t tried a Pro Yo Smoothie yet, do so. It’s is made with fresh, organic yogurt and is a great source of probiotics.

CENTRAL MAUI Vineyard Food Company 1951 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 243-3663 The newest addition to the Market Street lunch scene gets a stamp of approval from MauiTime staffers. Keeping it simple with wraps and sandwiches, they still have a gourmet touch. Lunch menu changes weekly; all sandwiches are $6.50 for a whole or $4.50 for halfs, or take a brown-bag special for $10 and get chips, a drink and dessert, too. Whole Foods Market Maui Mall, Kahului Yes, you already knew about them. But Whole Foods is now serving Sunday brunch, featuring an omelette bar, wafes that you can smother in fresh fruit and a hot bar of breakfast sides and ďŹ xin’s. â–

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Re-Fright Horror sequel more slick—and less scary—than the original Paranormal Activity 2

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ne Halloween, I went to a haunted house Upcountry, over by the Eddie Tam gym, and got chased down a hallway by a guy waving a chainsaw. The chainsaw had no actual chain on it, but it still made that buzzing sound and the man in question was dressed like Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I made a run for it, even though I knew I was pretty safe. Horror movies are like that—the best ones fill you with anxiety and make you sink down in your seat with fright, despite the fact that there’s no actual danger. Paranormal Activity 2 is not a great horror movie—and has the same limitations as the original—but it does have its moments. The first film, you may recall, was supposed to be remade and not released

at all, but someone at Paramount Pictures believed in it enough to give it a trial run and word of mouth turned it into a blockbuster. The sequel feels like what the remake would have been, with a larger, fancier house as the setting, an ensemble cast and stylish photography. Both a prequel and a sequel, it shows us a happy family terrorized by an unseen presence that, not coincidentally, shows up whenever “Aunt Katie� (Katie Featherston, returning from the original) pays a visit. Also back is Katie’s boyfriend Micah, the Kevin Federline of

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these movies, though he’s slightly less stupid this time. The new cast is appealing, though the movie is stolen by the family dog, which protects the baby of the house from the boogeyman. Yes, the baby is shamelessly put into peril, a concept many classic horror movies, from The Bad Seed to Poltergeist, exploit. The first-person camera work is utilized differently than in the original: because of an unexplained burglary that takes place (spoiler: Casper did it!), almost every room in the house has a camera installed and it

provides viewers with a slick, eerie landscape where spooky things can happen at any time. In fact, the biggest scare in the movie takes place in broad daylight, which is a huge accomplishment for any horror movie. There’s no music, and the long bouts of silence that get broken by a loud bump in the night are enough to scramble your nerves. Some of this works very well, but other touches, like a haunted pool cleaner (for real) make you wonder if they ran out of ideas early on. Portions of the film mimic everything from The Exorcist to The Blair Witch Project, with varying degrees of effectiveness. The cliffhanger ending sets up the inevitable Paranormal Activity 3, but I walked away feeling shaken, not stirred. The surprise of the original is gone and unless you’re an infant or a dog, this won’t give you sleepless nights. The first movie left me so scared, I slept on the couch. The sequel: I slept like a baby‌uh oh. ■To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1419f

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SHOWTIMES FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue) LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - THU-FRI (4:00), 6:45, 9:30. SAT (1:15), 4:00, 6:45, 9:30. SUN (1:15), 4:00, 6:45. MON-WED (4:00), 6:45, 9:30. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 - R - THU-FRI (4:30), 7:15, 9:45. SAT (1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:45. SUN (1:45), 4:30, 7:15. MON-WED (4:30), 7:15, 9:45. RED-PG13 - THU-FRI (4:15), 7:00, 9:35. SAT (1:30), 4:15, 7:00, 9:35. SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:00. MON-WED (4:15), 7:00, 9:35. THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - THU-FRI (3:45), 6:30, 9:15. SAT (1:00), 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:30. MON-WED (3:45), 6:30, 9:15.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) CASE 39 - R - THU 8:15. FRI-SAT 9:30. SUN-WED 7:05. CATFISH - PG13 - THU 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. SUN-WED 1:00, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (2D) - PG - THU 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45. FRI-WED 12:00. LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) - PG - THU 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, 9:50. FRI-WED 11:05, 1:20, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00. LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - THU 12:00, 1:30, 2:30, 4:05, 5:00, 7:30, 9:00. FRI-SAT 11:05, 12:05, 1:35, 2:30, 4:05, 5:00, 6:30, 7:30, 9:00, 10:00. SUN-WED 11:05, 12:05, 1:35, 2:30, 4:05, 5:00, 6:30, 7:30. MAO’S LAST DANCER - Unrated - FRI-SAT 11:35, 2:05, 4:25 7:05, 9:35. SUN-WED 11:35, 2:05, 4:25 7:05. MY SOUL TO TAKE - R - THU 11:50, 2:15, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30. UH FOOTBALL - VS. IDAHO - SAT 5:30. YOU AGAIN - PG - THU 11:20, 6:20. FRI 2:15, 4:40, 7:05. SAT 2:15. SUNWED 2:15, 4:40.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) HEREAFTER - PG13 - THU 1:00, 3:40, 6:20, 9:05. FRI-SAT 11:20, 2:00, 4:45, 7:20, 10:00. SUN 11:20, 2:00, 4:45, 7:20. MON-WED 1:00, 3:40, 6:20, 9:05. RED - PG13 - THU 1:10, 3:35, 6:00, 8:25. FRI-SAT 11:45, 2:15, 4:40, 7:00, 9:25. SUN 11:45, 2:15, 4:40, 7:00. MON-WED 1:10, 3:35, 6:00, 8:25. SECRETARIAT - PG - THU 1:15, 3:50, 6:25, 9:00. FRI-SAT 11:25, 2:05, 4:25, 7:10, 9:50. SUN 11:25, 2:05, 4:25, 7:10. MON-WED 1:15, 3:50, 6:25, 9:00. THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - THU 1:05, 3:45, 6:15, 8:50. FRI-SAT 11:30, 2:10, 4:50, 7:25. SUN 11:25, 2:05, 4:35, 7:10. MON-WED 1:05, 3:45, 6:15, 8:50.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) ALPHA AND OMEGA (3D) - PG - THU (2:15, 4:30). BURIED-R-FRI (2:05, 4:25), 6:45, 9:05. SAT-SUN (2:05), 4:25, 6:45, 9:05. MON-WED (2:05, 4:35), 6:45, 9:05. EASY A - PG13 - THU (4:35), 9:50. HEREAFTER - PG13 - THU (1:30, 3:00, 4:30), 6:00, 7:30, 9:00. FRI (12:00, 1:30, 3:00, 4:20), 6:00, 7:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (12:00, 1:30, 3:00), 4:30, 6:00, 7:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 3:00, 4:30), 6:00, 7:30, 9:00. JACKASS 3D - R - THU (1:35, 2:35, 3:55, 4:55), 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 8:35, 9:05, 9:35. FRI (12:15, 1:35, 2:35, 3:55, 4:55), 6:15, 7:15, 8:35, 9:35. SAT-SUN (12:15, 1:35, 2:35), 3:55, 4:55, 6:15, 7:15, 8:35, 9:45. MON-WED (1:35, 2:35, 3:55, 4:55), 6:15, 7:15, 8:35, 9:35. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 - R - THU (2:45, 5:00), 7:15, 9:30. FRI (12:30, 2:45, 5:00), 7:15, 9:30. SAT-SUN (12:30, 2:45), 5:00, 7:15, 9:30. MON-WED (2:45, 5:00), 7:15, 9:30. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 (Sony Digital) - R - THU-FRI (1:50,4:10), 6:30, 8:50. SAT-SUN (1:50), 4:10, 6:30, 8:50. MON-WED (2:45, 5:00), 7:15, 9:30. RED - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. SAW 3D-R-FRI (12:00, 2:20, 4:40), 7:00 9:20. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:20), 4:40, 7:00, 9:20. MON-WED (2:20, 4:40), 7:00, 9:20. SECRETARIAT (Sony DIgital) - PG - THU (2:50, 5:40), 8:30. FRI (12:00, 2:50, 5:40), 8:30. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:50), 5:40, 8:30. MONWED (2:50, 5:40), 8:30. THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - THU (3:00, 5:45), 8:30. FRI (12:15, 3:00, 5:45), 8:30. SAT-SUN (12:15, 3:00), 5:45, 8:30. MON-WED (3:00, 5:45), 8:30. THE TOWN - R - THU (3:20), 6:10, 9:00. FRI-SUN (12:0, 3;20), 6:10, 9:00. MON-WED (3:20), 6:10, 9:00.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) HEREAFTER-PG13-THU-FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. SAT (1:00), 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. SUN (1:00), 4:00, 7:00. MON-WED (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. JACKASS 3D-R-THU-FRI (1:30, 4:45), 7:15, 9:45. SAT (1:30), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. SUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:15. MON-WED (1:30, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45. SECRETARIAT-PG-THU-FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30. SAT (1:00), 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. SUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:45. MON-WED (1:00, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30.

NEW THIS WEEK BURIED - R - Thriller - Ryan Reynolds, a coffin, a lighter and a cell phone and that’s it. Seriously. 100 min.

JACKASS 3D - R - Comedy - Because all those testicle-staplings and Porta-Potty catapults were so dull in two dimensions. 105 min.

SAW 3D - R - Horror - Just when you thought they’d run out of creative (and uncreative) ways to kill and maim C-list actors, along came another dimension. 110 min.

LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS (3D) - PG - Animated - A group of talking owls go on a quest to save their kingdom, presumably stopping along the way to regurgitate rodent skulls. 100 min.

UH FOOTBALL VS. UTAH - The red-hot Warriors return to Aloha Stadium and look to keep their winning streak alive. See it on the big screen.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT - PG13 - Romantic Comedy - Katherine Heigl is once again thrown unwittingly into parenthood (with some dude). How many times do we need to see this? At least twice, apparently. 115 min.

NOW SHOWING ALPHA AND OMEGA (3D) - PG - Animated - Two wolves on opposite ends of the pecking order join forces. A strange career-capper for the late Dennis Hopper, who is among the voice cast. 88 min. CASE 39 - R - Horror - A social worker investigating the case of a strange little girl discovers that “strange” doesn’t begin to describe it. 109 min.

MAO’S LAST DANCER - Unrated - A biopic based on the life of ballet dancer Lee Cunxin. See this after Saw 3D to cleanse your conscience. In English and Mandarin. 117 min. MY SOUL TO TAKE - R - Horror - A teenager does very bad things while he sleeps. Less dirty—and more gory—than it sounds. Wes Craven directs. 107 min.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 - R - See this week’s Film Critique. 91 min. RED - PG13 - Bruce Willis helms yet another old folks shoot-’em-up vehicle, with Helen Mirren and Morgan Freeman along for the ride. 111 min. SECRETARIAT - PG - Drama - The life and glories of the famed racehorse are dramatized, with Celine Dion in the title role. 123 min. THE SOCIAL NETWORK - PG13 - Drama - Hey you know that little Web site called Facebook all the kids (and their parents, aunts and great-uncles) are talking about? Here’s the (alleged) story of how it was born. 133 min. THE TOWN - R - Drama - Ben Affleck directs and stars and somehow doesn’t wear out his welcome in this Boston-set cops and robbers tale. 123 min. YOU AGAIN - PG - Comedy - A group of multigenerational women (including, inevitably, Betty White) spar over men and other life-and-death matters. 105 min.

CATFISH - PG13 - Documentary? - A “reality thriller” about the strange twists that unfold after a guy and a girl hook up on Facebook. 94 min. EASY A - PG13 - Comedy - The Scarlet Letter, only in a suburban high school. Just the way Nathaniel Hawthorne intended. 92 min. HEREAFTER - PG13 - The latest from director Clint Eastwood features a tsunami destroying Front Street. And here we thought that was the Mayor’s job. 123 min.

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HALLOWEEN PARTY W/ BAD KITTY - Fri, Oct 29. Nothing speaks to the season like black cats and all things bad. So, no better way to get into the spirit than with the purrfect rock sounds of Bad Kitty. Dress up for the costume contest, to be judged at 10pm. Stopwatch Sports Bar & Grill, 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-572-1380

HALLOWEEN HEAT – DJ Ray Masters’s monthly North Shore party is timed just-right for this spooky holiday. Dress up and get down. 9:30pm-1:30am. Moana Bakery & Café, 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia; 808-579-9999

CENTRAL ELLE’S HALLOWEEN EVENT - Fri, Oct 29. Join County Council candidate Elle Cochran for a family event at the Kahului Shopping Center’s Green Dragon Market. Includes entertainment, games, recycling at the Green Zone, a collection for the Maui Food Bank, as well as a keiki Halloween costume contest. 12-6 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; Ed Gazmen: 808-276-8373 / gazmnn@ yahoo.com; greendragonmarkets.com HALLOWEEN FUN NIGHT - Fri, Oct 29. Have you seen? They’re putting in a crazycool flat fountain, smack dab in the center of the Maui Mall. But first,, good clean fun for the whole ‘ohana comes this Halloween at the mall, with Brenton Keith and His Bag O’ Tricks (5pm), theirr st annual pet costume contest (6pm), and annual keiki costume contest (7pm). Free. 5-8 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8711307; mauimall.com / magicbrent.com MAUI ONSTAGE’S 5TH ANNUAL HAUNTED HOUSE - Fri, Oct 29. Those ‘Iao ghosts are real, after all — and are joined by zombies, witches, the

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Halloween Event Roundup crafts, movies, a supervised turtle feeding, and the chance to witness the neat nocturnal noctur behavior of certain sea creatures. cre Costumes are encouraged encou (some rules apply), apply) and snacks, pizza dinner dinne and continental breakfast break are included. $60 (15percent-off for aquarium aquar members). 5:30 p.m.-8 p.m.- a.m. Maui Ocean Center, Cent 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; Ma`a 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com mau

t Art Kamehameha III Studen (homemade pasta dumplings). If you don’t leave with cheeks tickled as pink as braised red cabbage, I’ll eat my dirndl. 6 p.m. Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe, 335 Hoohana St., Kahului; 808-877-6000; mauihawaii.org/ restaurants/brigit-bernards HOTTER THAN HELL - Fri, Oct 29. Oh! I know the answer: Kihei in the afternoon. Not the answer they were looking for? OK. Breaking from their infamous haunted house format, this is a live stage show featuring impersonators of hot pop artists from yesterday and today. Advance ticket holders receive one-hour priority seating. Doors open to general public 30 minutes prior to show time. Runs Oct 29-31. Free. 7 p.m. King’s Cathedral, 777 Mokulele Hwy., Kahului; 808871-7311; kingscathedral.com CELTIC HARPER & STORYTELLER, PATRICK BALL - Fri, Oct 29. This premier Celtic harp player and captivating spoken word artist takes to the McCoy stage, playing the legendary brass-strung harp of Ireland. With his bell-like voice and tales of wit and enchantment from the Emerald Isle, he’s sure to delight. $25. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

SOUTH CREEPY KEIKI CRAFTS - Fri, Oct 29. Included with admission for keiki ages 3 - 12, is a creepy craft-making station at the Marine Mammal Discovery Center. 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-270-7088; mauioceancenter.com SLEEP WITH THE SHARKS - Fri, Oct 29. Third through eighth graders are invited to a Halloween-themed slumber party. It’s an exciting night full of discovery stations,

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WEST ALL-AGES HAUNTED HOUSE - Fri, Oct 29. Get a good-natured spook, and support Toys for Tots and The Neighborhood Place all the while. Continues on Oct 30 & 31 (plus, see their Family Fun Day on Oct 31). 4-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com DIA DE LOS MUERTOS THEME DINNER - Fri, Oct 29. Ceviche and taco stations highlight the latest in delightful dinners at Roy’s, with a “Mexi Fusion” menu that will make your mouth water. Plus, Peligroso Tequila Cocktails and Negra Modelo, Bohemia and Corona to get you in the mood. 7:30 p.m. Roy’s Kahana Bar & Grill, 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana; 808-669-6999; roysrestaurant.com

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SAINT ANTHONY CHURCH’S AUTUMN/ CHRISTMAS FAIR - Sat, Oct 30. Keiki will revel in the pumpkin patch, picture-taking, face painting and game booths (and parents will rejoice in the festive photo opps). Grassroots fair fare like baked goods, jams and jellies are always too-ono for words — never mind indulging in hot local cuisine includingg laulau,, malasadas, chow fun, pork and peas, Portuguese bean soup, chili and rice pansit and more. rice, Dirt car? Clean it up Dirty with the Boy Scout Troo Troop 49’s annual car wash wash. That way, you’ll have sparkling wheels in whic which to tote home your all yo your treasures — from produce and plants, to ho holiday gift baskets and cr crafts, and silent auctio auction items like rounds of gol golf, restaurant dinners, and ot other staycation advent adventures. All proceeds from tthis event will benefit the par parish school students and you youth groups. 7 a.m.-1 p.m. St. Anthony Church, 1627 M Mill St., Wailuku; 808-24 808-242-7004

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MAPA M APA P PRESENTS: “THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP” - Sat, Oct 30. Follows the story of a young wannabe-wizard who learns the value of friendship. One weekend only (also on Sunday at 2pm). Perfect for keiki 2-10 years old; who are encouraged ed to wear their Halloween n costumes. Starring Derek ek Nakagawa and Francis Tau’a. Tickets available at the QKC customer service kiosk or by calling ng the Maui Academy of Performing Arts’ Box Office. $4. 10:30 a.m. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 5 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-244-8760 0 MAUI ROLLER GIRLS’ MONSTER SMASH - Sat, Oct 30. ‘Ohana-friendly and alcohol free. It’s the MRG’s inaugural event

of the season — and the blood may be real! The toughest titas on four wheels are rolling in from all four corner’s of the 808’s derby world — and all will be in costume (with ‘fishnet to keep it interesting’). Plus, there will be a keiki costume parade during halftime. DJ Blast will spin throughout the fierce competition (and keep the party going at Haui’s Life’s a Beach, for the 21+ only after party — replete with the shindig style these girls are well-known for). Here’s a festive poem from the girls, to further peak your interest: “’Twas the day before Halloween and all through Maui / the vampires were biting / and the zombies were hungry / out on the track they met with a smash / (so) come play with Maui Roller Girls / in (their) mixed-scrimmage Monster Bash!”Free. 3 p.m. Boys and Girls Club of Maui, 100 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; 808-242-4363; bgcmaui.org BRIGIT AND BERNARD’S 13TH ANNUAL OKTOBERFEST - Sat, Oct 30. Final installment of four weekends of authentic fun. It’s the cafe’s biggest event of the year, featuring The Dorfmusikanten (Village Musicians), a live Oohmpah band (playing a form of popular German music often using alpine instruments), Oktoberfest beers on draught, and an all-you-can eat buffet ($38) loaded with German Oktoberfest specialties like sauerbraten, kalsbratwurst (veal sausage), Bavarian-style meat loaf and spaetzle (homemade pasta dumplings). If you don’t leave with cheeks tickled as pink as braised red cabbage, I’ll eat my dirndl. 6 p.m. Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe, 335 Hoohana St., Kahului; 808-877-6000; mauihawaii.org/ restaurants/brigit-bernards MAUI ONSTAGE’S 5TH ANNUAL HAUNTED HOUSE - Sat, Oct 30. Those ‘Iao ghosts are real, after all — and are joined by zombies, witches, the wives of the night marchers, the return of “Thriller,” and all heebie jeebie j things g that go g bump p in the night. Tours start every

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Halloween Event Roundup 20mins — with the fear factor building as the night progresses — and so may not be suitable for young children or those with certain health conditions. Continued from October 29. $4 adults / $2 keiki 16 and under. 6-10 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com REGGAE MONSTAH MASH WITH BARRINGTON LEVY - Sat, Oct 30. Known as the “Mellow Canary� for his sweet vocal styling, reggae legend Barrington Levy will share what makes him one of the most requested songsters in reggae music history. It’s a trick-or-treat concert just in time for Halloween, with local favorites Inna Vision slated to open. $30 / $35. 6 p.m. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

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with hostess ‘Elvira,’ wo-manning the mic. A fashion show kicks off at 8:30, followed by two belly dancing performances by Twisted Hips; while you sip on specials like smoking blood orange martinis. Dress up for the costume contest and enter to win $400 pinup shoot giveaway. 7:30pm. Three’s Bar & Grill, 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-879-3133; threescatering.com

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Halloween Event Roundup WEST PINEAPPLES AND PUMPKINS CELEBRATION - Sat, Oct 30. Again this year, King Kamehameha III Elementary School’s winning keiki decorations will be on display. But instead of pumpkins, Lahaina Gateway provided them with Hailiimaile Pineapple Company’s Maui Gold pineapples to create unique fall displays. From 10am2pm, there will be Maui Gold samples, demos and recipes, plus pumpkin treats at participating stores. Live entertainment abounds as does prize-doling contests. Plus, there will be a store-to-store trick or treating (4-7pm; keiki 12 and under), plus a costume contest (5:30pm) near the Hula Girl Fountain. Ten prizes in total will be given, for best pineapple theme, best pumpkin theme, most frightening, most original, and best baby costume (keiki 2 and under). Free. 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Lahaina Gateway, Honoapiilani Hwy at Keawe St., Lahaina; 808-661-3311 OKTOBERFEST & NATIONAL "TEACH A FRIEND TO BREW DAY" - Perfect for brew enthusiasts with homebrew how-to and demonstrations, brewery tour and a beer garden (for those 21+). Plus, keiki can enjoy the bounce house, bobbing for apples, dunk tank, face painting, chicken dance and root beer floats. Winners of the homebrew competition, sponsored by Brew Maui Homebrew Club and Maui Brewing Co., will be announced (with judging taking place on Oct 28 & 29). Beer (donated by 12 different breweries) and grinds by Maui Brewing Co., Caldera, Hawaii Nui, Uncommon Brewers, Pizza Port, Ballast Point, Jolly Pumpkin, Moylan's and Beach Bums. Live local bands including Garrett Probst & Co., Mele Pono, Kulewa, Riddum of Knowledge and Marty Dread. Lots of prize giveaways. All proceeds benefit the Pacific Cancer Foundation.

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ALL-AGES HAUNTED HOUSE - Sat, Oct 30. Get a good-natured spook, and support Toys for Tots and The Neighborhood Place all the while. Also on Oct 29 & 31 (plus, see their Family Fun Day on Oct 31). 4-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

Dragula, M “DRAGULA” - Sat, Oct 30. All aui Theatr e gussied up, these guys’ gams will turn any girl green with envy. The Girly Show’s hana hou this Halloween lloween features female impersonators showing wing off their vocal and stage production talents. Maui’s own Portia, Tiare LaRage, Anastacia, Colby DeZsenerio and Krayola Krayonce are slated to perform with guests Becka Stamos, Maddalyn Ashton and Starr Kalahiki, plus Rachel Deboer KEIKI COSTUME CONTEST - Sun, Oct and the Visionary Dancers. CeeCee Lamour 31. Kids consume a lot of pizza. Have them serves as the Mistress of Ceremonies, and the earn it back. First prize is a pizza party for 20 theatre’s lobby will be transformed into a peeps. 5 p.m. Flatbread Co., 89 Hana Hwy., late night lounge with a DJ, dance floor and Paia; 808-579-8989; flatbreadcompany.com drink specials throughout the night. Parking at Lahaina Center and Old Lahaina Center is CLOSING NIGHT: ART THAT WILL complimentary with validation. $20 advance HAUNT YOU - Explore the spooky collections / $25 door. 10:30 p.m.-1 a.m. Maui Theatre, of Aimee M. Watters and Isaac Keith Martinez 878 Front Street (Old Lahaina Center), (daily, 11am-6pm), during this showcase Lahaina; 808-856-7973; mauitheatre.com culminating with a costume party. From skulls and gore to the cinema's horror genre, this show has lighthearted fun with symbolism COSTUME PARTY – Dance along to the tunes and pop culture — bringing a new of Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo, playing salsa, samba appreciation of Halloween and the freedom and Latin Pop. Plus, compete for cash and prizes to flaunt hellishness. No Cover. Paia Tattoo by donning your Halloween best. $10. 10pmParlor, 120 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-8515; 1am. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; paiatattooparlor.com 808-572-0220 / nat@maui.net

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MAPA M APA PRESENTS: “THE MAGIC O OF F FR FRIENDSHIP” - Sun, Oct 31. Follow Follows the story of a young wannabe wizard who learns the value of friendship. friendsh One weekend only (also on Saturday at 10:30am). Perfect for keiki 2-10 ye years old; who are encouraged to wear the their Halloween costumes. Starring Derek N Nakagawa and Francis Tau’a. Tickets av available at the QKC customer service ki kiosk or by calling the Maui Academy of Performing Arts’ Box Office. $4. 2 p.m p.m. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Ka Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-244-8760 CANDY LANE - Sun, Oct 31. Especially for keiki 12 and under. Prizes. Candy. Face painting. Glow in the dark. R.C. cars. Jumping castles. Games and costume contest. $6. 6-9 p.m. King’s Cathedral, 777 Mokulele Hwy., Kahului; 808-871-7311; kingscathedral.com BU! THE MAGICALLY ENCHANTED FOREST - Gather in the apparition of 'Bu,' for the go-to Halloween event for Maui's GLBT community. An ambient environment and primary dance floor will be created by DJ Joe King, and the night's other-worldly theme will be mastered by local favorite DJ Michale Fong. Plus, hip hop beats will boom from the Schaefer International Gallery (?!) with a 'simultaneous dance floor' manned by DJ Teknyq and DJ AstroRaph. Performances by Kamalectra, The Girly Show, ManCandy Productions, and choreography by Kawai Sellers. Mention this party for discounted rates at the Maui Sunseeker (808-8791261) and Aston Maui Lu (877-9776667). $35 General Admission / $95 VIP Package. 9pm. Pavillion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org / mauigayinfo.com HALLOWEEN AT HANG LOOSE – The Booze Braddahs Band plays (9pm-12am), with the fabulous Boobsey Twins” bar wenches at your service. Drink specials all night as you dance in “Spider Web Alley.” Also, a chance to win $100 first-place prize in their costume contest. McGrath’s Hang Loose Lounge, 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 808-877-6284 NIGHTMARE ON ALE STREET - Part 2 of 2 - Sun, Oct 31. A creepy costume party straight from the crypt, with DJ music and gogo vixens. Enjoy $3 Heinekens and $4 ‘scary shots.’ Continued from Oct 30. $5. 9:30 p.m.

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SOUTH TRICK-OR-TREATING AT THE AQUARIUM - Sun, Oct 31. A sea full of surprises! Goodie bags will be available at the front gate for children to collect candy and trinkets from ocean naturalists throughout the aquarium. Continued from Oct 30. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-270-7088; mauioceancenter.com UNDERWATER PUMPKIN CARVING It's nonsensical, but inexplicably intriguing. Guests are invited to watch scuba divers descend amidst sharks, fish and rays, as they endeavor the pastime of pumpkin carving whilst underwater. First demonstration at the Blacktip Exhibit (11am), followed by a second showcase at the Open Ocean exhibit (1pm). Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma'alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-270-7000; mauioceancenter.com HALLOWEEN BASH – From day to night, Kiwi Roadhouse is doing Halloween right. Keiki activities (11am-3pm) include a

flatfish, frogfish, octopi, eels and other hebbiejeebie ocean creatures, with this complimentary tour guided by an ocean naturalist. Available on a first-come first-serve basis. Sign up at the front gate or by calling. 11:30 a.m. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-270-7088; mauioceancenter.com

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SLAM FEATURING DAVID CHOY - Sun, Oct 31. Stella’s live sounds with Slam is seeing a few changes, starting this Halloween. So, make Sunday night(s) the right night(s) to hear upbeat jazz with gang, with regular bookings resuming Nov 3 (9pm-12am) and continuing every Wednesday. No Cover. 5-8 p.m. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

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de Front Street Keiki Para ( ) with h cash h prizes and d costume contest (2pm) grab bags awarded to best dressed and fan favorite. Plus, 50percent off keiki meals with the purchase of a regular menu item. As the sun dips, Gina Martinelli takes to the stage (6-9pm), with an adult costume contest (same categories, cash prizes) at 10pm. Of course, drinks specials all day and night. Kiwi Roadhouse, 95 E. Lipoa St., Kihei; 808874-1250

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HALLOWEEN H ALL BASH – It’s the pl place to be any night of the week, w but with $500 in prizes pr for their costume contest, conte you wont want to miss this, should you be on the South S side. But make sure that costume is sturdy enough enou to party to the sounds soun of Kanekoa and The Celtic Celti Tigers. Drink and food spec all night. Mulligans specials t Blue, 100 Kaukahi on the St., Wailea; 808-874-1131.

WEST HALLOWEEN CANNERY FAMILY FUN DAY - Sun, Oct 31. A fun, safe place for the whole ‘ohana. Outdoor activities (3-7pm) include jumping castles, crafts, face painting, magic shows, balloon animals, shave ice & treats, a car/bike/truck show, and live entertainment by Kenny Roberts, Cirque Polynesia, Higher State of Mind, Open Mynds, Fiyah Blaze and AnDen. Indoor activities (4-7pm) include an all-ages haunted house (continued from Oct 29 & 30), trick-ortreating from store to store, face painting,

‘photos with Frankenstein’ by Imaging Plus Hawaii, Hawaii and a magic show by Kupanaa (5pm). Also, don’t miss the cannery’s famous keiki costume contest (5:45pm) with a dozen prizes awarded in four age groups (0-2, 3 & 4, 5-8, and 9-12) for scariest, cutest and most creative costumes. Proceeds from the haunted house and food & beverage booths will benefit Toys for Tots and The Neighborhood Place. Free Admission. 3-7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com 32ND ANNUAL KEIKI PARADE - Sun, Oct 31. How many ways can you say ‘ooh,’ ‘aw,’ and ‘oh-so-cute’? Find out at this institution of a celebration. Beginning at the Wharf Cinema Center and concluding at Lahaina’s Banyan Tree Park, participating keiki — who will each receive a ribbon of participation and a trick-ortreat goodie bag — are invited to further show off their costumes at a banyan-shaded stage show; augmented by entertainment from the Lahainaluna marching band and cheerleaders, giving ‘ohana more photo opps. Rotarian Joe Pluta emcees. Parade lineup at 4:15pm. Commencement at 4:30. Cars parked on Front St. should be moved prior to the 2:30pm street shut-down, with the road reopening at 6pm. Hosted by West Maui Soroptimists, Lahaina Sunrise Rotary, and Lahaina Rotary Club. Sponsored by AAAAA Rent-A-Space, Hard Rock Cafe, and Grand Wailea Resort. Free. Wharf Cinema center to Lahaina Banyan Tree Park, Papalaua St. & Front St., Lahaina 3RD ANNUAL HALLOWEEN MONSTER BASH - Doesn't just driving to Kapalua make you feel fancy? It should. Add to that swank a little spring in your step, should you win this bash's costume contest. First place wins $100 (with second and third prize-winners earning $25 less, incrementally). That's sure to go a long way with selected bar pupus and drinks priced at 50percent off (beginning at 5:30pm). Live music with Scotty Rotten & Friends (begins at 7:30pm). Can't wait? They've decorated the restaurant with ghouls and goblins a full two-weeks in advance

H HALLOWTEEN BASH - Sun, Oct 31. Who ssays there’s nothing to do for those caught in i the ages between trick-or-treating and late night n life? This event caters especially to teens in i the 8th - 12th grades (must bring school ID). I Look your best for both the costume contest c and rooftop dance party, featuring DJ Zinn Z spinning hot sounds. And, head home full f of food & beverages, plus pockets/purses stuffed s with party favors. Brought to you by the t Lahaina Town Action Committee. $10. 6-10 6 p.m. 2nd & 3rd Floors FKA Lahaina Store Grille G and Oyster Bar, 744 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-9175; 8 scott@visitlahaina.com HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARTY - This swanky upstairs lounge opens early and stays open late, especially for the West side crowd. But party-goers beware: they filled-up quick last year, so don't loiter like a lost soul and get there early. $20. 7:30pm-2am. Timba, 505 Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-9873; timbamaui.com ADULT HELL NIGHT - Sun, Oct 31. Actually, ‘Adult Hell Night’ sounds more like being stuck at home, costume and babysitter-less. This, sound more like the underground party you want to be at (literally, it’s underground). A full bar with drink specials served all night, and sounds spun like a audible web, by DJ Zinn. Brought to you by the Lahaina Town Action Committee. $10. 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Basement FKA Cellar 744, 744 Front St., Lahaina; 808-6679175; scott@visitlahaina.com MARTY DREAD - Marty's got a built in moniker (perfect for a lot of reasons, but) perfect for the season. He makes his annual return to this West side regular winner of BOM best burgers. $10. 10pm-1am. Cool Cat Cafe, Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-0908; coolcatcafe.com LULU’S AFTERDARK W/ INNA VISION – Wha?! A costume contest with a grand prize of $1,000? Yes. One thousand smakeroos. Need I say more? Well, there is more. So. Just. Go. Lulu's Lahaina, Lahaina Cannery Mall; 808-661-0808 HALLOWEEN IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES - Sun, Oct 31. However, you do indeed know what you’re gonna get at Bubba Gump’s: the live styling of Camp Savage (10pm), a costume contest (the first time for this venue; $100 first place, plus second and third place prizes; 12am), and drinks & food specials all night long. Now that’s sweet. $5 cover after 10pm. 10 p.m.-2 a.m. Bubba Gump Shrimp Co., 889 Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-3111; bubbagump.com ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1419h

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS “AN EVENING FOR SINATRA” WITH BRIAN EVANS LIVE IN CONCERT - Thu, Oct 28. Crooner Brian Evans performs Sinatra classics with a full big band. Evans’s versions of the standards are heard on shows ranging from “Law & Order” to “So You Think You Can Dance,” and his next album features a duet with Kelly Osbourne. $20 / $30 / $40 VIP. 7 p.m.-9:30 a.m. The Maui Theatre, 878 Front St., Lahaina; 808-856-7973; themauicelebrityseries.com AMY HANAIALI’I WITH JEFF PETERSON - Fri & Sat, Oct 29 & 30. The Supper Club gets sultry with these celebrated Mauians. Hanaiali’i’s golden pipes paired with Peterson’s super slack key fingers is sure to delight. $60 Four Course Dinner / $30 Show Only. 6 p.m. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808-874-3779; stellablues.com THE NEVERMINDS - Fri, Oct 29. It’s like your iPod’s come to life, with tunes from The Clash, The Vines, The Killers, The Raconteurs, MGMT, Franz Ferdinand, Kings of Leon, Ramones, Green Day, Modest Mouse, Weezer, Oasis, Pixies, Cracker, Harvey Danger, Sublime, Elvis Costello, Cheap Trick, Supergrass, Lenny Kravitz and The Sex Pistols. $5. 9:30 p.m. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, 142 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-9453; charleyspaia.com

STAGE CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Call for their Kama’aina special. Starting at $62; Deals for kids. 6 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; maui.hyatt.com THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES – Fri, Sat & Sun. Last chance! Jonathan Lehman adapts Hans Christian Andersen’s original story about the vain Emperor of Boondoggle who squanders his kingdom’s money on extravagant clothes. Directed by Doug Kendrick. Musical Direction by Marti Kluth. Fri & Sat 7:30pm; Sat 4pm; Sun 1 & 4pm. $15 Reserved / $10 Floor. ProArts Playhouse, 1280 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei; 808-463-6520; proartspacific.com

FOODIE COOKING WITH CHEF SUSAN - Thu, Oct 28. Join Chef Susan Teton to learn fun and healthy recipes that nourish the body and soul. Chef Susan will prepare a delicious raw sauerkraut also known as cultured vegetables. To reserve your spot please sign up at the Customer Service Desk or email spmmmmarketing@wholefoods.com. 6 p.m. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui MAUI FARM BOOTH & PRODUCE SALE - Fri, Oct 29. Every last Friday of the month, Maui Farm — a local non-profit organization — will have a variety of plants and produce available for purchase. A great thing, as everyone knows eating more garden-grown greens garners health benefits, nonpareil. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului; 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui NOBLE CHEF - Fri, Oct 29. It is the 14th annual fundraiser for Maui Culinary Academy. Elegant cuisine in five courses paired with selected wines. Plus, a live auction for dining experiences, vacation resort packages, tours and more. $150. 6 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, 4100 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808-840-8402; fairmont.com HEALTH STARTS WITH RAW FOOD - Daily. Eating raw food is an excellent way to absorb nutrients and support a balanced digestive system. This class will

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demonstrate inventive ways to create your favorite dishes using nothing but fresh, raw ingredients. Please e-mail to sign up for this class: chandler. morphew-tarbuck@wholefoods.com. 6 p.m. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui HEALTHY KEIKI - Thu, Oct 28. A special class focused on healthy recipes perfect for school lunches; with hands-on demonstrations, food identification and a tour of the store’s Produce department. Keiki between the ages of 5-12 welcome. Call or e-mail to RSVP. 6 p.m. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-872-3310 / mmm-marketing@wholefoods.com; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui LOCAL FUN ON ALOHA FRIDAY - Fri, Oct 29. Celebrate seasonal produce grown locally! This demonstration will feature the best, juiciest, local produce in the store. “Health Starts Here” recipes – including vegetarian and vegan-friendly dishes — and samples will be available to customers. 4 p.m. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; (808) 8723310; www.wholefoodsmarket.com/maui DIA DE LOS MUERTOS THEME DINNER - Fri, Oct 29. Ceviche and taco stations highlight the latest in delightful dinners at Roy’s, with a “Mexi Fusion” menu that will make your mouth water. Plus, Peligroso Tequila Cocktails and Negra Modelo, Bohemia and Corona to get you in the mood. 7:30 p.m. Roy’s Kahana Bar & Grill, 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana; 808-669-6999; roysrestaurant.com

TICKETS ON SALE LOL@MACC COMEDY NIGHT WITH BRET ERNST - Thu, Nov 4. The second installment of this new series. Ernst has had a TV specials on Comedy Central, BET and Showtime, headlines at top comedy clubs across the country, and will next appear as the host of the new Oxygen TV network series, “Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love, Too.” Sponsored by MauiTime and KAOI Radio. $25 / $45. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org LOS ANGELES GUITAR QUARTET WITH GUEST ACTOR PHILIP PROCTOR - Fri, Nov 5. This Grammy award-winning Los Angeles Guitar Quartet comprised of John Dearman, Matthew Greif, William Kanengise and Scott Tennant, will take to the Castle Theater stage to share their syntheses of world and contemporary styles. Phil Proctor of Firesign Theatre Radio Hour will perform a dramatic adaptation of “Don Quixote,” accented with compositions by Narvaez, Encina, Pisador, Milan and Martin y Coll. $12 / $26 / $35. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org LED ZEPPLICA - Fri, Nov 5. One night only. A premiere Led Zeppelin replica band featuring Joe Retta and Lenny Mann. Tickets available at Stella Blues, Local Motion surf shops, or at groovetickets.com (21+ only). $15. 9 p.m. Stella Blues Cafe, 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei; 808-874-3779 / 1.877.71. GROOV; stellablues.com BACH FOR COFFEE - Sat, Nov 6. Timothy Wolfe performs as Bach, with Paul Janes-Brown as Telemann in a musical comedy infused with history about the two composers’ works (cantatas will be sung in English to enhance audience appreciation). The program includes Bach’s “Coffee Cantata” and Telemann’s “Dead Canary Cantata,” featuring Soloists Lauren Pomerantz, Cameron Keys and Lisa Paulsen with the Maui Madrigale and musicians of Early Music Maui. $20 / $15 seniors / Free for students 18 years & younger. 7 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THREE DOG NIGHT - Sat, Nov 6. Celebrate forty years

with Three Dog Night — who between 1969 and 1974 were record-holders for album and ticket sales as well as Top 10 hits. Their music is so-woven into the fabric of our pop culture, you hear it everywhere from stage to screen and speaker. $45 / $55 / $65 /$85. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE COMEDY HUI CELEBRATES 1 YEAR OF LAUGHS Sun, Nov 7. This local improvisational troupe celebrates their 1-year anniversary in November with a guest appearance by poetry slam champion Lava, and with special kama’aina rates (also, note the day/time change). Produced and directed by Amanda Taulere. Starring Rachel Deboer, Curtis “Chino” LaForge, Karen Stavash, John Ziegler, Alexis Ziegler and Justin Banek. Music direction by keyboardist Francois Kie, accompanied by drummer John McMullen. $27 / $12 kama’aina /. 6:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; comedyhui.com / mauiarts.org HIROSHIMA - Fri, Nov 12. A special concert with this Grammy nominated group, along with special guest Michael Paulo. $25 / $55. 7-10 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808242-7469; mauiarts.org MICHAEL BLACK AND JON SANDERS DINNER SHOW - Fri, Nov 12. Sanders has been dubbed “the Bard of Bouzouki and the Duke of Uke,” and of Black’s latest album, pub “Irish Times” says, “there’s enough pristine music tucked inside this solo collection to power a rocket.” Presented by Maui Celtic. Enjoy the show with a three-course dinner. Call for tickets. 7 p.m. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com / jon-sanders.com / michaelblack.info SOLO SESSIONS WITH ROBERT CAZIMERO - Fri, Nov 12. This intimate series continues with Robert Cazimero. Join this award-winning musician, kumu hula of Halau Na Kamalei and one-half of The Brothers Cazimero (with brother Roland), as he shares his songs and stories in an evening not to be missed. $25 / $45 VIP. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org “LIVE UNITED” GALA UNDER THE STARS - Sat, Nov 13. An elegant benefit for Maui United Way’s 27 partner agencies/programs, presented in part by the Grand Wailea and KPOA 93.5 FM. Featuring a special performance by Raiatea Helm and emceed by the “Morning Goddess” herself, Alaka’i Paleka. Various sponsorship, advertising and auction donation opportunities available. Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808-244-8787; mauiunitedway.org RHYTHMIC REVOLUTION - Sat, Nov 13. To live music, Rhythmic Revolution ignites the stage with a vibrant blend of tap, flamenco, African and Cuban rhythms featuring artists from Africa to Spain, including Broadway star, Mark Mendonca, co-director Jason Samuels Smith, and Japan’s Yukiko Misumi. Arranged by Chloe Arnold. $12 / $22 / $32. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org PETER FRAMPTON - Wed, Nov 17. You ought to know his not-so-humble (pie) history, so I’ll simply tell you that his latest is called “Thank you Mr. Churchill,” so-titled as nod to his father’s safe return from World War II. $45 / $55 / $65 / $85. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org EBB & FLOW ARTS ENSEMBLE - Thu, Nov 18. A contemporary music, art and multi-media events designed to break barriers between the arts and bridge artistic expressions across cultures. Featured performers include Ignace Jang on violin, Scott Anderson on clarinet, and Robert Pollock. Cellist Joanna Morrison and soprano Rachel Schutz will make special guest appearances. At 4pm, a

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pre-concert discussion will take place. $25. 5 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SLACK KEY MASTERS W/ GEORGE KAHUMOKU & BROTHER NOLAND - Thu, Nov 18. Uncle George’s show returns to Central Maui, bringing with him Brother Noland. Don’t ‘say goodbye to your coconut girl’ — bring her with you. $25 / $45 VIP. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org 4TH ANNUAL WAILEA FOOD & WINE CELEBRATION - Fri, Nov 19. A benefit for Hui No’eau’s community arts education. Featuring Maui’s top chefs and vintners — with wines provided by Chambers & Chambers Wine Merchants — a fine art sale, live entertainment, and the joyful company of artists, educators and supporters. $125 ($75 tax-deductible). 5:30-8:30 p.m. Hotel Wailea, 555 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 808-874-0500; hotelwailea.com JOHN MAYALL - Sat, Nov 20. Heralded as the Godfather of British Blues. Mayall’s newest powerhouse band features Texas guitarist Rocky Athas, plus Greg Razb on bass, Jay Davenport on drums, and Tom Canning, on keys. Shemekia Copeland, daughter of the late blues legend Johnny Clyde Copeland, will open. $45 / $50 / $55. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org MAUI MASSIVE: SUBLIME WITH ROME - Sun, Nov 21. An all ages show! Tickets available through the MACC or at Green Banana Internet Cafe, Old Lahaina Book Emporium and (our friends at Maui’s only record store) Requests. $39 General Admission. 4:30 p.m. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808242-7469; mauiarts.org / sublimewithrome.com 10TH ANNUAL E HO’OULU ALOHA (TO GROW IN LOVE) BENEFIT CONCERT - Sat, Nov 27. A celebration of Hawaiian arts, culture, food and entertainment, benefiting the Maui Historical Society. Uluwehi Guerrero volunteers his talent each year, and this year will also include Richard Ho’opi’i and Lei’ohu Ryder, plus Halau Hula Kauluokala and Na Leo Lani O Maui community choir, directed by Gale Wisehart. Emceed by Braddah Poki of Pacific Radio Group. Silent auction. Food and craft vendors. Master lei makers and

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penstudios.com for more information. DESIGNERS WANTED FOR LIVING ART EXHIBITION - Want to showcase your new concepts in landscape design? The Maui Association of Landscape Professionals (MALP) seeks proposals (due Oct 31) for its first annual “Artscapes Living Art Exhibition,” to be featured at the 15th annual Maui Lawn and Garden Fair (Dec 4, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m.). Exhibitors selected will then create their designs within a 15’ x 15’ space outside, near the UHMC greenhouse. University of Hawaii Maui College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; Gary Mohrlang: 808-298-8413 / gmohrlang@yahoo.com; malp.org

ANNOUNCEMENTS MAKAWAO LIBRARY REOPENS - Thu, Oct 28. Yep. The library is back in action. If the sweet, musty smell of public pages wasn’t enticing enough, a freshly renovated parking lot and Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) improvements should be. As a reminder, their hours of operation are 12-8pm Mon, Wed; 9:30am-5pm Tue, Thu, Sat; Closed Fri, Sun. Enjoy!. Free. 9:30 p.m. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org

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ROLFING WITH CHRISTOPHER AMODEO – Continues through Oct 31. That’s no mistake. It may be at the Four Seasons, but it is indeed rolfing (not golfing). If you know what rolfing is, you know it hurts so good. If you don’t know what rolfing is — but could use a little tough-love wellness — why not check it out? Amodeo is the latest to be featured at the resorts all-new Wellness Series, which runs through Dec 19 and features a new practitioner each week. Call for appointments and details. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808-874-2925; fourseasons.com/maui/wellness_series

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RECYCLE WISH LIST - Artists have a knack at making use of things otherwise deemed trash. Stained/faded towels? The printmaking studio can use them. Bubble wrap new or used? Potters will bubble-over with joy. Old T-shirts make great paint rags, too. Available: old issues of art magazines for reading, collage or kids projects (call 24 hours ahead and we will bring them in for you). Upcountry Fine Art, 1156 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-573-6000 CALL TO ARTISTS: NOVEMBER DEADLINE FOR MAUI OPEN STUDIOS EVENT - A new annual art event will be launched this February, with three weeks of festivals — from West and South Maui, to the North Shore and Upcountry, plus the East side. The deadline to register is November 1. Visit mauio-

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VOCAL TONING FOR HEATLH AND TRANFORMATION WITH GERIT WILLIAMS - Experience the power of sound. Williams is a member of the Sound Healers Association of International Sound Therapy and a graduate of Jonathan Goldman Healing Sounds course, and will guide you through the world of vocal toning. $10 donation. 6-7 p.m. Temple of Peace, 575 Ha’iku Rd., Ha’iku; 808-280-7392; mauisoundtherapy.com

FRIDAY, OCT 29 34TH ANNUAL LAHAINA JACKPOT FISHING TOURNAMENT - Hawaii’s oldest monied fishing tournament. A 2 day tournament held October 29 & 30, organized and operated by the Lahaina Yacht Club. Up to 120 boats enter this 2 day tournament. Rules, information and entry are available on the Lahaina Jackpot website. Entry Fee. Bear Mulligan: 808-661-4474; lahainajackpot.com PACIFICA INDIGENOUS GRANDMOTHERS COUNCIL - Thirteen wise wahine from around the Pacific convene to share their insight. See Oct 30 and 31 Events for more. $20 suggested donation. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Kukuipuka Heiau, 808-281-2912 / 13grandmotherspacifica@gmail.com; mauigrandmothers.org HANGIN’ WITH HONU - An up-close encounter with Hawaii’s green sea turtles. Guests can learn lots of fun facts through casual conversations with the event’s noted guest speaker, including the stories behind how the turtles came to the aquarium (and how they’ll eventually be released), how they’re cared for, and what they eat. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808270-7000; mauioceancenter.com KAMA’AINA NIGHTS - Featuring Maki Boy and Na Koho. Sponsored by KPOA. Free. 6-8 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com OPENING RECEPTION: FEATURED ARTIST COLE WARREN - Warren is an accomplished woodworker who crafts bowls, boxes, cutting boards and has a created a complete line of functional desk accessories. Perhaps most intriguing is his use of protea pods in his work. Meet him, tonight.

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SATURDAY, OCT 30 5TH ANNUAL BOYS & GIRLS CLUBS OF MAUI BENEFIT GOLF TOURNAMENT - Four man scramble format. Features “one of the best goodie bags of any tournament on Maui” (for one of the best organizations on Maui), and delicious lunch with prizes and awards to round out the day. $180 single player / $700 foursome. Makena North Golf Course, 5415 Makena Rd., Kihei; 808-242-4363 ext. 322; bgcmaui.org “AWAKEN THE WRITER WITH-IN” - Dr. Wayne Dyer, Dr. Harold Bloomfield, Joseph Sugarman, Alan Cohen, DC Cordova, Jacob Librerman Ph.D., Lani Starr Ph.D., Ayin Adams Ph.D. and Jill Engledow headline this writers conference. Plus, entertainment by Bentley Kalaway, Lani Starr and Marge Hart, and an organic buffet. Also, the Rotary Club of Maui will host a silent auction to support their programs and beneficiaries. $150. 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Maui Tropical Plantation, 1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku; 808-244-7643 / greatmauievents@gmail.com; greatmauievents.com / mauitropicalplantation.com 4TH ANNUAL FILIPINO MARTIAL ARTS MAUI OPEN - Olaa-Nalo Eskrima and ‘Ohana Martial Arts present. Caranza and sayaw, paddled-stick, empty hand kumite, kata and controlled mixed martial arts divisions of competition. Registration from 8-9 a.m. Keiki spectators under 10 years old are free. $30 1st entry / $10 additional entries / $5 spectators. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Westin Maui Resort & Spa, 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, HI, 96761, Lahaina; 808-385-5425 / 877-5435 / 871-6068 / 344-6231 / 264-4696; olaa-naloeskrima.com HARVEST GYMKHANA FUNDRAISER - This 501(c) (3) is celebrating 20 years of helping our community with therapeutic programs (check ‘em out on Facebook), with pony rides (10am-12pm), a petting zoo, costume contest, games & prizes, food, crafts, farmer’s market and more!. Free. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Haku Baldwin Center, 444 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-572-9129; facebook.com/HakuBalwinCenter TRILANAI OFF-ROAD SPRINT TRIATHLON - An off-road sprint format in effort to promote fitness and active healthy lifestyles, showcase the island of Lana’i’s unique natural beauty and stimulate its economy, plus serve as a fundraiser for lo-

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cal charitable organizations. A good reason to hop the ferry as either a spectator or sportsman. 9:30 a.m.trilanai@comcast.net; trilanai.com “WHAT AN AMAZING DISGUISE” WITH REV. MARY OMWAKE - Sorry. Probably not a forum on creating chic costumes. Rev. Omwake is a spiritual teacher, writer, radio host, and founding member of the Association for Global New Thought, and turn the seasonal theme inward. Free. 10 a.m. Unity Church of Maui, 483 South High St., Wailuku; 808-242-9327 OUTWARD BOUND MAUI FUNDRAISER - Support this local group, today. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-872-3310; outwardboundhawaii.org / wholefoodsmarket.com/maui PACIFICA INDIGENOUS GRANDMOTHERS COUNCIL Thirteen wise wahine from around the Pacific convene to share their insight. Laurie Grant conducts opening ceremonies. Lunch available for advance purchase (deadline Oct 28). See Oct 29 and 31 Events for more. $20 suggested donation. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Canoe Hale, Kanaha Beach Park, 808-281-2912 / 13grandmotherspacifica@gmail.com; mauigrandmothers.org MEET & GREET WITH 2011 MISS MAUI AND MR. MAUI CONTESTANTS - Want to learn the pageant wave? These folks are practicing. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com ALL STAR JAZZ ORCHESTRA - “Oh, jazz and love are the hardest things to describe from rationale,” says late legend Mel Torme (aka The Velvet Fog); so I won’t try. See it for yourself. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; mauimall.com OPENING RECEPTION: “HERE, THERE AND BEYOND” A MULTIMEDIA SHOW - Featuring Betty Hay Freeland, Dewitt Jones and Joelle C. Perz. If these artists’ names are name not yet familiar to you — or aren’t already in your collection — meet them tonight and discover what you’ve been missing. Show runs Oct 28 - Dec 7. 5 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com

SUNDAY, OCT 31 CLOSING CEREMONIES: PACIFICA INDIGENOUS GRANDMOTHERS COUNCIL - Thirteen wise wahine from around the Pacific convene to share their

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insight. Alan Cohen will speak followed by a drumming and music ceremony. See Oct 29 and 30 Events for more. $20 suggested donation. 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Kanaha Beach Park, 808-281-2912 / 13grandmotherspacifica@gmail.com; mauigrandmothers.org 40TH ANNIVERSARY OF “BE HERE NOW” BY RAM DASS - A special celebration featuring Ram Dass, Saul David Raye and Lei’ohu Ryder, simultaneously heralding the release of an updated electronic commemorative edition of this famous book, and the long awaited new work, titled “Be Love Now.” Indulge in authentic Indian Food from Monsoon India, frozen desserts from Coconut Bliss and elixirs by Maui Kombucha. Some of the proceeds will go towards the “Be Here Now for Studio Maui Fund,” in efforts to keep the studio from closing. $15 suggested donation. 3-6 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku; 808575-9390; thestudiomaui.com

TUESDAY, NOV 02 PIZZA PARTY FOR PRIMATES - There’s always good cause for eating pizza, especially when it’s for a good cause. Support the Pacific Primate Sanctuary — a federally authorized nonprofit captive wildlife conservation organization providing refuge and rehabilitation to threatened and endangered monkeys — by dining at Flatbread Co. and bidding for items at the organization’s silent auction. No Cover. 5-10 p.m. Flatbread Co., 89 Hana Hwy., Paia; Sanctuary: 808-572-8089 / Flatbread: 808-579-8989; pacificprimate.org / flatbreadcompany.com

ART MEET THE ARTIST: TARYN ALESSANDRO - Fri, Oct 29. Your chance to discuss a selection of paintings by Taryn Alessandro — a Boston University fine arts graduate and student of the Decordova Museum School — with the artist herself. “My goal is to bring a very human sense of life and emotion into my work… often leav(ing) my subjects somewhat emotionally exposed, allowing viewers into a very private moment,” says Alessandro. Free. 4:30-7:30 p.m. Maui Hands, Lahaina, 612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina; 808-667-9898; mauihands.com OCTOBER FEATURE: GLASS ART - Lindquist

TUE - Murray Thorne; Tin Can Comedy w/ Shaggy Jenkins / WED - Willie K; Erin Smith’s Super Fantastic Ladies Night MON & WED - House DJ 10pm; No Cover Art Glass is owned and operated by John and his brother Charlie. Their featured show, titled “Oceans of Glass” showcases their unique works wrought of Pyrex glass, using a traditional lamp-working technique to achieve very detailed ocean themed sculptures. Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, 648 Wharf St., Lahaina; lahaina-arts.com SOLO EXHIBITION: ELI BAXTER AND JAISY HANLON - Mon-Sat through Nov 12. Hanlon’s work explores a nature slightly mediated by fantasy, with creatures in environments that reference reality only in their singular parts. Baxter’s installation is highly suggestive of organic foliage, yet has a very industrial, fetishistic quality. Sure to intrigue and inspire. Free. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-5726560; huinoeau.com “HERE, THERE AND BEYOND” A MULTIMEDIA SHOW – Daily through Dec 7. Opening reception Oct 30. Featuring Betty Hay Freeland, Dewitt Jones and Joelle C. Perz. If these artists’ names are name not yet familiar to you — or aren’t already in your collection — discover what you’ve been missing. 5 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com NEW EXHIBITION: REBECCA BRAMON – Daily through Dec 31. The ninth exhibit since the cafe opened its doors two years ago; fiery and colorful, contrasting well against the cafe’s green walls. Of her work, Bramon says, “I try to express the wonder that I find in nature… the majesty of our great volcano and (what) Pele evokes.” Café Hours: 6 a.m.-8 p.m. Green Banana Cafe, 137 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-9130 FAR ART – Daily through December 31. Featuring works by eleven artists who led Maui’s counterculture of the late sixties and early seventies. From Rainbow Bridge to Rainbow Sun, they exchanged the consciousness of art for the art of consciousness. Puka Puka, 43 Hana Hwy., Pa’ia; 808-579-3080 GROUP PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT: “LAST NIGHT’S PARTY” – Daily through January 2. What happens during Maui’s late night hours? Find out at Tiki Lounge’s latest showcase “Last Night’s Party.” From artsy underground happenings, to private parties, to the biggest rock shows, this group photography exhibit — featuring Sean Michael Hower, Jessica Pearl, Brendan Smith, Jack Grace and Justin Orr — will remind you what’s so great about seeing and being seen

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throughout our little rock’s big scene. South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-874-6444; southshoretikilounge.com FEATURED ARTIST COLE WARREN - Daily. Warren is an accomplished woodworker who crafts bowls, boxes, cutting boards and has a created a complete line of functional desk accessories. Perhaps most intriguing is his use of protea pods in his work. Discover his skill and collect a piece for yourself. No Cover. 6:30-9 p.m. Maui Crafts Guild, 69 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-9697; mauicrafts.com ARTIST AT THE EASEL - Daily (except Sun & Tue). Currently featuring Belinda Leigh (Mondays). Daryl Millard, winner of the 2011 Lahaina Action Town Committee annual art contest (Wednesdays & Saturdays). Davo, local pop artist (Thursdays & Fridays). Free. 5-9 p.m. Gallerie 505, 505 Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-3537; gallerie505.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937. COOL CAT CAFE - Every Thu, Barefoot Minded; Every Fri & Sat, Dave Caroll; Sun, Night of the Living Dread; Every Mon, Peter D; Every Tue, Live Jazz; Every Wed, Ryan Palma (All Sets 7-10pm; No Cover). Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ernie 3 – 5pm, Garrett & Peter 6 – 8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3 – 5pm, Kulewa 6 - 8:30pm; Sat, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Kulwea 6 - 8:30pm; Sun, Mondo 3 – 5pm, Ernie & Miles 6 – 8:30pm; Mon, Tue & Wed, Brian 3 – 5pm, Damien & Edee 6 –8:30pm 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900. HULA GRILL - Thu, Bruddah Larry 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kulewa 6:30 - 9pm; Fri, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 - 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, Kawika, Roy & Tarvin 6:30 9pm; Sat, Jack Stone 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, 1810 4:15 – 6:15pm, TBA 6:30 - 9pm; Mon, Ernest Pua’a 11:30am – 1pm, Kawika Lum Ho 2 – 4pm, Armadillo 4:15 – 6:15pm, Derrick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30 - 9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 11:30 a.m – 1pm, Jarrett Roback 2 – 4pm, Ernest Pua’a 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30 - 9pm; Wed, Mika Villaren 11:30am – 1pm, Ernest Pua’a 2 - 4pm, Peter DeAquino 4:15 – 6:15pm, Ernest, Roy & Tarvin 6:30 - 9pm Whaler’s Village, 2435

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LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Every Thu, Classic Rock Thursdays featuring Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Thu, Liko Martin 8-10pm; Every Sun, Cyrus Clark 6-8pm; Every Tue, Karaoke w/ Troy; Every Wed, Sizzling Salsa Nights with DJ music 8pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Phil & Angela Benoit 6-9pm 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 808-669-6400. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm; Sat, Smooth Jazz w/ Brian Cuomo & Friends; Sun, Halloween Bash; 7-10pm 200 Kapalua Drive, Kapalua, 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8pm; Tue, Ah Tim 5:30-8:30pm 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881. SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Every Sun & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coehlo Morrison 7-9pm; Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 808-669-1500. TIA JUANA’S CANTINA - Wed, Tableside Magic with Brenton Keith 6-9pm 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-667-4080.

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Sammy Rouisse 7pm. 1945-G S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-879-3133. THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., Wailea, 808875-8080. TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Every Thu, Island Favorites w/ Kawika Lum Ho; Every Fri, Girls Nite Out with Gina Martinelli; Every Sat, Classic Rock with Dominic; Every Sun, Crunch Pups “Uncrunhed”; Every Mon, Jam Session with Bobby Ingram & Friends; Every Tue, Mike and Mark; Every Wed, Steve Sargenti. All no cover. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

CENTRAL MAUI BRIGIT & BERNARD’S GARDEN CAFE - Every Fri & Sat in Oct (beginning Oct 9), Annual Oktoberfest with live oohmpah band The Dorfmusikanten, Fridays 6pm - Close & Saturdays 7pm - Close. 355 Ho’ohana St., Kahului, 808-877-6000. CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8pm; Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8pm.1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, 808877-0073. CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Every night, Francois on piano; Every Fri & Sat, “Early Late Night” live music until 11pm; Every Sun, Fausto on acoustic guitar during brunch. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 808-873-6555. KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Mon, Open Mic Band Auditions. 8pm. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 808-877-9001.

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STELLA BLUES CAFE - Every Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Every Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Every Sat, Erin Smith 4-6pm; Every Sun, Slam feat. David Choy 5-8pm; Every Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm ; Every Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Every Wed, Slam feat. David Choy 9pm-12am; 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 808-874-3779.

GREEN BANANA CAFE - Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6pm. 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 808-579-9130.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 808-875-2910.

THE HAIKU FOOD EMPORIUM FEATURING OISHI SUSHI - Thu, Troublemakers Trio 7:30-10pm; Every Fri, Makana from Upcountry 7-9pm; Every Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm. 824 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, 808-575-2770.

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One mile in the water, 20 miles pedaling Haleakala’s tattered skirt and seven more miles on foot. It’s as if all 594 competitors are muscling an immovable slab through South Maui’s badlands, nature herself pushing back with a smirk. From every angle the athletes are oppressed—the trudge of loose topsoil, auburned by ranching and a cruel sun; spiked ďŹ elds of keawe and a‘a; the sink of sand; themselves. On the course, the verve is palpable as sweat-drenched competitors intrepidly dance the terrifying trail. Tears and snot streaming, stained black with dirt, it’s virile yet androgynous—every eck of focus poured into pushing further, and then further still. But when that ďŹ rst man crosses the ďŹ nish line, into the bulb of cheering tumult and hungry press, every blockade seems to crumble and the wave of its dispersing energy hits with tidal force. I wasn’t prepared for it last year, when Spain’s Eneko Llanos took the 2009 title, and I found myself a mere foot from his labored breath and impassioned ďŹ st pumps. And I remained unprepared this year, when South Africa’s Conrad Stoltz made history by being the ďŹ rst-ever fourtime champion. Again, there I was, face to face with a champion in the

moment of his triumph. Stoltz was a man on a mission from the onset, climbing out of the surf just 20 seconds behind the swim leader Seth Wealing. But biking seems his forte, as by the ďŹ rst press stop—at the course’s four-mile position at “Heartbreak Hillâ€?—he had already earned nearly a minute split, though Dan Hugo was hot on his heels. However, by the 10.5-mile position at the hairpin called “Crossroads,â€? Stoltz was far and away alone, well establishing what would be a more than ďŹ ve-minute lead. At the 16-mile turn at the rusty “Oil Tankâ€?—though with almost 11 miles to go—his imminent win seemed solidiďŹ ed. Adding to the din of XTERRA TV helicopters overhead and dirt bikes keeping pace in pursuit, our press vans—full of photographers and journalists shouting in foreign tongues and tones—had to make special stops just to hang out the window and glimpse Stoltz galloping by, a red and white whiz. Clearly, it was Stoltz’s day and he carpe’d it effortlessly. At “Spooky Forest,â€? our last stop at the South end of Big Beach, Stoltz was so far ahead we had only enough time to see him alone, before piling in the vans and hurrying to the ďŹ nish line. As he pressed up the last concrete wind of the manicured grounds of the hotel formerly known as the Prince, the announcers explained Stoltz had dedicated this race to his father, who’d recently been re-diagnosed with cancer. The murmur of the crowd effused the consensus, “Ah, no wonder he was such a machine.â€? Afterward, the press prodded about his father’s diagnosis. I, too, couldn’t help myself, as XTERRA ’09 was a week to the day before my own leukemia diagnosis—my symptoms then becoming undeniable, alongside the athletes I left my fair share of blood on the course—and my article en homage to Hunter S. Thompson was the last I’d write before a protracted hospital hiatus.

“I’d considered dropping out early in the season,â€? Stoltz told me, adding that he was jetting back to South Africa the very next day. “But my family would want me to be here.â€? So he was. And he won. The ofďŹ cial clock struck 2:31:07 and his exuberance eclipsed the sun. But in the minutes afterward, in the settling char of burning cells, there fell something muted over his countenance, like a sharply cut prism caught in half-light, no refractions cast. Sports psychology is beyond me—I can’t so much as make it up a ight of stairs without fearing collapse. So the roller coaster of emotion and expectation at the end of a race like that, I will likely never know. But the course; the aftermath; the champion. All reminded me that in the roil of life, with even the greatest crests, there are inevitable descents and ever more hills. And being a warrior doesn’t end at the ďŹ nish line, it crystallizes.

P.S. Obviously I had a lot of fun following Conrad Stoltz’s triumph, and you can follow him too, on Twitter, @ConradStoltz. Also, the ATVs, dirt bikes and helicopters all carry XTERRA TV crewmen. Check out their 2010 highlight reel at xterraplanet.com/ television. You may notice the majority of the soundtrack is by none other than Maui duo, Moth. â–

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sign.language.astrology@gmail.com SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) When you were younger, you played games to test your own strength, much like the way baby animals playfully enact versions of the activities they’ll require for survival and success later in life, like hunting, chasing, and fighting. At some point, though, part of becoming a mature, compassionate and conscious Scorpio is to stop exercising your power just because you can, but instead learn how to utilize it for a noble (or selfish but harmless) purpose. That’s lesson one, anyway. Seeing as how you should have mostly mastered that, this week is, of course, all about lesson two: figuring out when not to use your advantages, and let things play out as if you were a mere mortal like the rest of us.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) The whole “with great power comes great responsibility” thing is a concept you only partially buy into. “It’s not my job,” carries some weight with you, too. However, although you needn’t act every time you see an opportunity, there are times when inaction is quite simply the wrong thing to do—namely when an innocent (especially a child or an animal) is harmed by your unwillingness to step up. As long as doing so doesn’t put you in any serious danger, you should consider it your calling to never shirk this responsibility, at least this week (if not every week). If you don’t step up, it’s depressingly likely that no one will.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) In How to Train Your Dragon, the main character discovers that nearly everything his elders taught him about dragons was wrong. Even though this received wisdom had spanned generations, he was willing to disregard it long enough to discover its implicit misconceptions. You, of course, are always willing to question what you’ve been told, and should continue to investigate matters thoroughly for yourself—no matter how much such scrutiny is discouraged. Since such dissuasion is likely to be laid on thick this week, you’ll need to reaffirm and redouble your determination to ignore it, and press on anyway.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) In response to the many suicides of bullied gay youth, one of my heroes, Dan Savage, started a project to speak to teens who might be full of despair (youTube.com/itgetsbetterproject), essentially delivering the simple (and truthful) message, “it gets better.” Such mentorship and community-fostering is admirable to me. Make extending kindness, guidance, and understanding to those who need it most your goal this week. The coolest part about such an activity is that you won’t just be helping others; you’re likely to feel more focused, directed, and understood than you were before you began, too.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) “Never give up on your dreams!” is the counsel of people who’ve just achieved theirs. While you can’t really go wrong with that message, I’m usually much more curious about the setbacks (or supposed setbacks) they experienced along the way, and how they managed to endure them and persist in spite of them. That would actually be more inspiring to me than the ultimate realization of their goals. Since you yourself have overcome numerous obstacles as you’ve proceeded down the path, please be kind enough to share your hard-won experience with those you see struggling similarly. Help them on their way; they’re very likely to return the favor, down the line, should you need it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) It’s one thing to be generous—and you should strive to continue to embody this admirable trait—and quite another thing, however, to be taken advantage of. Unfortunately, some people aren’t especially good at being aware of or respecting sensible boundaries when accepting someone’s generosity. It’s for these people they invented the saying, “Give them an inch, they’ll take a mile.” Don’t let them spoil your bighearted disposition for the rest of us, though. Don’t allow them to make you upset. When they cross a line, gently but firmly let them know; then carry on as before. If they need to be cut off, cut them off—just don’t cut everyone off.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Sometimes change only happens when people feel they truly have no other choice. Even though we know we’ll probably run out of oil and gas in our lifetimes, few people are conservative in their gas usage; only if petroleum prices skyrocket will most people seriously consider carpooling, bicycling, or public transportation. I think we all know some stuff we could and should change, yet we’re mostly too selfish, lazy, or stubborn to actually do it. I’m hoping you Geminis—more open-minded than most—will be more willing to embrace necessary changes before they’re forced on you (by which time it may actually be too late).

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) As much as we want to make those we love feel safe, that’s not always possible. The simple truth is that, while there are some things you can protect them from, there are many things you can’t, and pretending you can would be perpetrating an illusion. Lying to someone, even with the best and most noble intentions, rarely makes them feel safe—in fact, it’s likely to undermine your more admirable and effective efforts. Continue your efforts to protect those you love—but do so without dishonesty. If something is truly out of your hands, admit it.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Despite your love of luxury, most Leos deal with poverty pretty well. Unlike your sensual Taurean cousins, who get frustrated when things aren’t top-quality, Leos really only need a few special things in their lives; the rest can be rather plain, cheap, or ordinary. This ability to make do with less will serve you well this week and in the coming months, but make sure you don’t deprive yourself completely. Selectively pamper yourself here and there, without breaking the bank. Indulging yourself in one or two vital ways is the key to being happy with everything else.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) What you’re up to now is a little like arbitrarily deciding to go through a whole day wearing oven mitts. “Other people are too used to relying on me using my fingers, so let’s see how they fare when I can’t use them!” Besides being exceptionally silly, it’s also a poor way of getting what you actually want: better boundaries and consequently fewer people taking advantage of you or your talents. Take off the oven mitts. They’re just going to make you look petty and ridiculous. Instead, practice figuring out just where your boundaries lie, and how to (at least in the future) effectively enforce them.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) “I’m sorry.” Two simple words, that, when you mean them, can indicate (and change) so much. Unfortunately, simple apologies are frequently ineffective because of how often people deliver them insincerely or arbitrarily. Those who’ve been wronged are reluctant to actually accept them without some more undeniable demonstration of remorse. Luckily for you, such grand gestures won’t be necessary right now, so you can cancel the skywriting and dozens of roses. Ironically, they’d actually make you look disingenuous. A heartfelt, look-you-in-the-eye-and-mean-it apology will do the trick—so give them exactly that.

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