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Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com @apignataro on Twitter Toilet Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com @anuheayagi on Twitter Reading light Proofreader: Dina Wilson Reading glasses Contributors: Jason Castle, Caeriel Crestin, Mick E. Finn, Jory John, Ben Lowenthal, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Jacob Shafer, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Intern: Natasha-Lyn P. Mendoza Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Production Manager: Scrappers Rusty Pocket Knife Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Switchblade
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4 NEWS & VIEWS FEATURE STORY 10 EAT & DRINK 13 FILM CRITIQUE 16 FILM TIMES 17 THIS WEEK’S PICKS 19 22 DA KINE CALENDAR THE GRID 23 KULA KID 28 HOROSCOPE 29 CLASSIFIED 30 31 MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
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Keep it up (“The Art of Skimboarding,� Sept. 8, 2011). Skimming is one of the best things in the world. I skim @ Deer Creek (shhhhh) here in Ventura County [California]. It’s one of the only places with proper tides and good sand, but it’s kinda seasonal—the north swells of the winter redistribute the precious sand back to Mexico until the souths start to bring it home around May. I wish more skimmers were around here, especially girls. I ride a slotstick (R.I.P.) Adrian Prince.
-Cameron Lynch, via Mauifeed.com Part of their project to bring awareness to the women of skimboarding is also a musical (Run, Drop, and Glide) that has been submitted to film festivals. It has been accepted at the SoCal Independent Film Festival in Huntington Beach, CA. A trailer for the film can be seen on the festival’s Facebook page. We have also applied to the the Hawaii International Film Festival, and are keeping our fingers crossed as the notification date approaches. I have had the privilege of helping Lana [Kelliher] with her passion project for the women of skimboarding (the SkimChicks!) and helped hang her artwork in Whole Foods.
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LIKES RURAL ROADS Leaving road surfaces rough is actually a stealthy form of “traffic calming� and can reduce speeds thus saving gas (Coconut Wireless, Sept. 8, 2011). Also it is a “jobs� program since vehicles subject to the pounding need shocks, suspension work and tires more often. Can the island really afford to maintain all the secondaries now? Investment in things like the water system or low-income home energy-efficiency programs make more sense. Legalizing and taxing ganja and other rec. drugs could provide money for programs that deal with real underlying problems leading to lethal drug use... education, no jobs, cultural friction, housing issues...
-Bion Howard, via Facebook Nowadays, the “infamous� road to Hana is a veritable cake walk compared to the “road� around the Westside of the island....
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oday he’s managing attorney with the Honolulu law firm of Bays, Lung, Rose & Holma, but from 2002 to 2007 Ed Case was a U.S. Congressman, representing Hawaii’s Second District. In 2006, Case gave up his very safe seat in the U.S. House to run against U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka. He never got close to the nomination, but now that Akaka is retiring, the ideologically moderate Case is once again a declared candidate in the 2012 race to be a U.S. Senator. On Aug. 26, Case met with essociate editor Anu Yagi and me for a chat about the race. MAUITIME: Thanks for agreeing to meet with us. Why are you running for Senate? ED CASE: I’m running for three reasons. This is Hawaii’s opportunity and obligation to choose which direction they want for a U.S. Senator. In all likelihood, whoever takes over will lead the Hawaii delegation. It’s a generational change. Second, the country is in a mess. The rating of Congress right now is 17 percent—who is the 17 percent who thinks it’s okay? And third, every Senate seat is crucial.
What’s the biggest issue facing the U.S. today? The economy and jobs. If you don’t have a solid economy then people don’t have jobs and we can’t afford to sustain our social programs or protect our environment. We have very limited options to dig ourselves out of this puka.
What are our options? We can start with balancing the budget. Washington is stuck in a constant crusade of extremes. It’s just a bunch of people yelling at each other. If you listen, they say you either raise taxes or cut spending. I say do both, and that upsets people. The Bush tax cuts can’t be sustained. Some people call that a tax increase. I call it letting bad tax cuts expire. I think the vast majority of this island, state and county don’t like government by battle, and don’t like partisan gridlock. You may not like 100 percent of what you get from me, but you will get a solution. This month marks the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Is the world a better place now? I don’t think the world has become a better
place in the last 10 years, but I don’t want to pin all that on Sept. 11. Are we better off in terms of peace? I don’t think so. Better off in terms of the environment? Absolutely not! Long term threats? No, we’re not. We’re still in two wars, and China’s not been dealt with. In terms of Sept. 11, we, at a terrible price, have prevented another terrorist attack. We do need to recognize that. Ed Case: olde fashioned book reader How do you define that “terrible price?� Al Qaeda directly led us into a war in Afghanistan. I think we had to do that. It indirectly led us into war in Iraq. We’ve spent one to two trillion dollars on those wars. And that’s what we know about. We finish up by asking all candidates what they read. What do you read? I read a lot of biography and history. I love reading about leaders, why things happen. Right now I’m reading War by Sebastian Junger and How the Irish Saved Civilization. I haven’t converted to electronic stuff—I still read books. There’s something claustrophobic about sitting there with a device. It’s a little uncomfortable. I just want to thumb
the thing, though I’m sure I’ll switch at some point. I also read the Economist and Christian Science Monitor—stuff I hope is more objective. National Geographic, too. This article is part of an occasional series in which candidates for public office sit down with the MauiTime editorial board. Candidates should send an email to editor@mauitime.com for more information. ■anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1513n1
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A LITTLE HUBRIS NEVER HURT ANYONE, RIGHT? Didya watch the president’s speech the other night? The one where he proposed $447 billion in tax breaks and job creation stimulus spending? Look, I don’t know if any of that will work—the fact that the far larger stimulus program passed a couple years ago didn’t really dent the nation’s jobless numbers could be due to it’s being based on bad economics or simply that it was actually too small to do any good. But what I do know is that Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie saw the speech, and really stepped up his political game accordingly. Though he did start out a bit slow. “The President’s priorities are our priorities—creating jobs through modernizing infrastructure and investing in people,� Abercrombie said in a prepared statement
released Sept. 8. And that’s exactly the kind of conciliatory meaninglessness we would expect from a career politician. But then Abercrombie hit the throttle with subtle menace. “In Congress, there is division and discord,� Abercrombie said in the press release. “Here in Hawai`i, everyone—from business to labor, the Legislative and Executive Branch—can come together around our New Day Plan.� Whoa! I had no idea Abercrombie’s plan (which was actually redone last month to take into account criticism that it was too dependent on federal spending) had become accepted by all. I had no clue Abercrombie’s proposals to spend billions on local infrastructure had brought peace in our time. And we were all worried about Maui’s 7.3 percent unemployment rate, to say nothing of Molokai’s 14.7 percent jobless rate. Silly us!
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tween “multi-category travel� and “multicategory home & fashion.� Speaking of books, on Sunday, Sept. 11, The Maui News ran a front page story on that great disaster of our time: the publication of Maggie Goes on a Diet. I am—of course—being satirical: though the controversy over the book is now very much national news, Maggie is actually just a gentle tale (Self-published! By a guy in Paia!) of a girl who learns to love herself through the act of living healthy. Of course people are going to misconstrue it as an abomination, a cruel, heartless knife in the heart of all things good and Godfearing and American. I mean, you could just read the book and find out for yourself that it shows kids the value of hope and self-esteem, but where’s the fun in that? It’s much easier to go online and be a troll and send one of the thousand mostly negative emails author Paul Kramer said he’s received. Because that’s apparently what everyone’s doing online these days. To be honest, I’m personally biased on this subject. As a newly minted fiction writer (my Maui novel Small Island is now available in trade paperback form at Amazon.com for the low, low price of $14.95!) I’m very sensitive to any talk about how Americans just don’t read very much anymore. The other day I walked by Borders Express in the Queen Kaahumanu Center and actually shuddered when I saw the now-shuttered bookstore—the last such Maui store dedicated to the selling of books left south of Lahaina. You know, there is something lonely and terrifying about finally climbing the mountain known as “Getting Published,� only to find that no one in the village below really gives a damn. ■anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1513n2
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HELPING MOMS IN HAWAII Esme Infante Nii, founder of the MomsInHawaii.com network, is on Maui to host a meet-and-greet to foster more inter-island participation. The even takes place at the Dairy Road McDonald’s in Kahului at 10:30am this Friday, Sept. 16. “In the nearly five years that I’ve been building online communities for moms in the Islands, I’ve seen amazing things happen: Moms helping each other with priceless advice and real-life support, especially when it comes to the brand-new moms with their questions and anxieties,” says Infante Nii. “Moms raising thousands of dollars for charity. Moms turning their lives around with the information or connections they find within the local moms network, or giving others a hand up, or working to make their families and their communities better and stronger. By joining a network like this, moms become part of something bigger than themselves.” Before Moms in Hawaii, Infante Nii was involved in the Hawaii.momslikeme.com effort for the Honolulu Advertiser, which was shut down when the paper merged with the Honolulu Star-Bulletin last year.
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Some of the services and topics offered on the MomsInHawaii.com site are building friendships, sharing support, talking about pregnancy, parenting, health and food, shopping, local articles and live
chats with doctors. Infante Nii says that the site is breaking ground with a new business model that strongly focuses on helping moms. It’s sponsored by big companies like Meadow Gold Dairies Hawaii, McDonald’s Restaurants of Hawaii and The Queen’s Medical Center (more such sponsors are expected soon). The site also displays exactly zero banner ads and runs no paid advertorials. “Through our sponsorship, Moms In Hawaii is able to provide the content for the Keiki and Family Activity Page, which offers information about local events, listed by island,” says Linda Rosario, a McDonald’s
Maui restaurant owner. “In addition to supporting Moms in Hawaii, we also continue to support numerous organizations that promote the well being of our families and keiki. Initiatives such as Children and Youth Day, which has grown to have celebrations on Oahu and Maui, has been one of our largest sponsorships for more than five years now. Other important initiatives we support for our keiki is the Hawaii State Library Summer Reading Program, Walk Wise Hawaii pedestrian safety campaign and the Fire Department’s Fire Safety Guide program.” Moms In Hawaii’s ultimate goal is to bring mothers together, both online and “in real life,” and thus help them get the information and support they need to keep their families and themselves happy and healthy. The first 25 moms to register to be a part of Moms In Hawaii will get a gift pack. Friday’s event will include a Ronald McDonald appearance, games and prizes. Kids are invited, of course. For more information, visit www.momsinhawaii.com, or follow them on Twitter (@_MomsInHawaii) and Facebook (Facebook.com/MomsInHawaii). ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso
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ATOMIC CRIME! Richard Handl, 31, was arrested in southern Sweden in July after a raid on his home. He had been trying for months to set up a nuclear reactor in his kitchen, but became alarmed when a brew of americium, tritium and beryllium created a nuclear meltdown on his stove. Only then, he said, did it occur to him to ask the country’s Radiation Authority if what he was doing was legal, and the subsequent police raid answered that question. No dangerous radiation level was detected, but Handl still faces fines and a maximum two-year prison sentence for unauthorized possession of nuclear materials.
MMM... SNAIL MUCUS The fashion designer Chandrashekar Chawan recently created gold-plated, diamond-studded contact lenses that make eyes “sparkle” (not always a good thing, admitted Chawan, citing reviews calling the look “cringeworthy” and “demonic”). According to an MSNBC report, the “bling” part never actually touches the cornea. And among the trendiest avant garde beauty treatments are facial applications made from snail mucus, according to a July report by London’s Daily Mail. South Korean glamour consultants were the first to use mollusk extract’s generous moisturizing properties, though a dermatologist warned (on NBC’s Today show) that no “controlled” studies have yet demonstrated snail-goo superiority.
GOVERNMENT INACTION The highest-paid state government employee in budget-strapped California in 2010 was among the least productive workers in the system, according to a Los Angeles Times investigation reported in July. Jeffrey Rohlfing is on the payroll as a surgeon in the state prison system (base pay: $235,740), but he has been barred from treating inmates for the last six years because supervisors believe him to be incompetent. Last year, Dr. Rohlfing earned an additional $541,000 in back pay after he successfully appealed his firing to the state’s apparently easily persuaded Personnel Board. Currently, Dr. Rohlfing is assigned records-keeping duties.
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suit in July against the Sterling Correctional Facility because prison personnel saved his life. They revived him after he had stopped breathing from an attack of sleep apnea, but he contends he had previously demanded to officials that he never be resuscitated, preferring to die rather serve out his life sentence. (2) Terry Barth complained to hospital officials that he was “kidnapped” by paramedics and thus cannot be liable for the $40,000 he has been billed by Enloe Medical Center in Chico, Calif., where he was brought by ambulance following a motorcycle crash in August 2010. Barth said he had insisted at the scene that paramedics not take him to a hospital because he had no medical insurance. (Paramedics are legally required to take anyone with a serious head injury.)
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SUPERMODEL’S SUPERKID HAS SUPER NEEDS Augustin James Evangelista is only four, but he nevertheless has certain financial needs–which amount to about $46,000 a month, according to the child-support request filed by his mother, “supermodel” Linda Evangelista. A Wall Street Journal reporter concluded that the figure is about right for rich kids in New York City, what with needing a driver, designer clothes, aroundthe-clock nannies and various personalized lessons. And soon, according to a consultant-tothe-rich interviewed in August by the Journal, Augustin James will become even more expensive, as he graduates from his exclusive preschool and enters his exclusive kindergarten.
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OOKING AROUND THE ROOM, it was hard to separate the millionaires—and billionaires—from the kitesurfers. Partly because, in many cases, they were one and the same. “Thanks for being here everybody,” Bill Tai told the assembled crowd, seated under slowly rotating ceiling fans in the cramped yet-sunny meeting room of the Maui Country Club in Spreckelsville. With his broad, tanned face and casual attire, Tai looked every bit the laid-back waterman. A venture partner at Charles River Ventures with millions of dollars at his disposal, he’s also the co-founder of MaiTai Kite Camp, which marked its fifth year on Maui in May. The event is held here because of the island’s unreal kiting conditions, but it draws a who’s who of Silicon Valley
heavyweights. The discussion panel at the Country Club included Trip Adler, a 27-year-old Harvard grad and founder of the document-sharing site Scribd; Eric Sutton, co-founder of the mobile video service Tango.me; and Tom Katis, a former U.S. Special Forces op who got the idea for Voxer, a “walkie talkie” application that combines voice, photo and text features, while serving in Afghanistan. All three discussed the parallels between startups and kiting: the thrill, the danger and—if you’re lucky and good enough—the payoff. “Kiteboarding is not the easiest sport to learn—it takes dedication, it’s scary,” MaiTai co-founder Susi Mai (yes, Bill’s last name is “Tai” and Susi’s last name is “Mai” – thus the
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“MaiTai” name was born) said after the panel. “Same thing with startups. You start a company from your garage, you’re struggling to make it. It takes the same sort of commitment and risk-taking.” MaiTai is clearly, as one attendee put it, “more about play than work.” But for those plugged into the tech scene, it’s a significant networking opportunity. As Sutton remarked with a wry smile, “Most of my investors are in the audience.” For years activists and politicians have given lip-service to diversifying our economy and getting off the wobbly threelegged stool of tourism, military infrastructure and agriculture. For all the talk, not much has actually happened. Could a tech economy be the answer? Seems implausible on a tiny island thousands of miles from anywhere. But then again, so is the idea of a roomful of kitesurfers changing the digital world. 001010110001
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HE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS have been, for a long time, a node on the infrastructure of the Web,” said Tai, citing trans-Pacific cables that connect the Mainland and Asia, success stories like the Web-hosting company Digital Island (which was founded in Hawaii) and
Left to right: Scott Painter (Serial Entrepreneur), Bill Tai (Partner Charles River Ventures), Alan Arakawa (Maui County Mayor), Keith Powers (Co-Founder, StartUpMaui.com), Keith Regan (County Managing Director) Photo by Sean Hower
local resources including the Maui High Performance Computing Center in Kihei. “The potential is there.” However, Tai cautions, “what’s missing here and everywhere else is the nucleus of people to make it happen. “There have been many countries that have tried to recreate Silicon Valley—whether it’s Japan, or Singapore, or Taiwan—with billions of dollars,” said Tai. “And they’ve been successful to some extent, but it’s been hard for another Silicon Valley to appear anywhere else.” That could change soon. Unlike the early days of the Web—or even a few years ago—tech startups are exceptionally nimble. “As long as you have an Internet connection, you can start a company,” said Tai. “The people on the panel
startups between 2007 and 2009. Meanwhile, Gowalla—the fast-growing service that allows users to “check in” via location-based geotagging—proudly trumpets its San Antonio, Texas headquarters, while the social networking platform TweetDeck—which recently sold for $30 million—is based in London. “There are visible startups happening all over the world now,” said Tai. And, he added, getting a few to make the trek to Maui might not be that hard. “Attach a bunch of servers to the Maui supercomputer center so there’s a free hosting place for people under a certain size, and if they hire [locally] you give them some more servers,” Tai suggested. “Which pair of 20-year-olds with good coding skills at some computer science school would turn down an offer to come hang out in Maui and run their service for free? You would at least get a bunch of people to launch. And as long as it started to work, so long as you had enough of a base of talent, there’s no reason to leave.” Another, related option is to establish “co-working” spac-
Powers said. “This requires attracting software developers and founders to Maui so they can create and build companies here. We then have to attract local and mainland mentors and investors to support them. I know many people don’t like the idea of bringing more people to Maui and I can understand that, but if Maui wants to create higher paying jobs, we have to start with the people with those skills, connections and track records of building and selling start-ups.” According to Powers, the Founder Institute has opened more than 15 new chapters all over the world in less than two years. He said county officials--including Arakawa-have been “very supportive” and he hopes to launch the first program in the spring of 2012. Aspiring local founders and developers that want to apply to the inaugural program can sign up at www.StartUpMaui.com. “What we need right now is for someone to donate 3,000 to 5,000 square feet of space in Wailuku or Kahalui for one to two years as a home for the co-working space.” Powers said. “This could be empty retail space, warehouse or office space.
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SusiMai Kitesurfing could have started their companies anywhere. All they really needed were a few people willing to stay in one place and code. Those people could have been [at] Harvard or Stanford—or on Maui.” Sounds great, but there are hurdles. First, there’s the lack of resources. During MaiTai, some attendees complained that there weren’t even enough wireless hotspots on-island (Whole Foods in Kahului offers free Wi-Fi, but doesn’t allow people to plug in their laptops). And even if you manage to log on, Hawaii consistently ranks near the bottom of the heap in Internet speed. Then there’s our university system, which lacks a robust computer science program. (As Tai put it, “you want the next Mark Zuckerberg to be coding here in his dorm room.”) And finally, there’s the state’s reputation for being tough on businesses. “The challenge for the Administration here is to make it known they’re entrepreneur friendly, and set up infrastructure accordingly. Whether it’s tax incentives, facilities—those kind of things matter,” said Tai. So far, Mayor Alan Arakawa has at least said the right things. He talked about luring tech startups to Maui during the 2010 campaign, and in a May interview with a Forbes reporter covering MaiTai, Arakawa said Maui’s appeal as a vacation destination makes it an ideal place to connect professionally. “A lot of people of the age of the Silicon Valley group like to come here,” he said. “And at the same time you vacation, you can do a lot of business.” When asked about the high cost of shipping goods to and from the islands, Arakawa replied, “There’s no cost to [ship] concepts and ideas.” It’s a good line, but ideas don’t generate themselves. You’ve still got to attract the talent. 001010110001
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ILICON VALLEY REMAINS SYNONYMOUS with all things tech, but many have found freedom—and success—elsewhere. “In Silicon Valley, you’re a small fish in a huge pond, and it didn’t seem as collaborative and a lot more corporate,” entrepreneur Chad McGimpsey told The New York Times last year, in a story about Boulder, Colorado’s burgeoning startup scene. “Here, you’re a big fish in a small pond. Plus, there are mountains.” The same story cited statistics that show venture capitalists funneled nearly $2 billion into more than 200 Colorado
es—rooms or entire buildings where creative people can hang out and work for free with the basic tools they need— an idea that’s gained popularity in the Bay Area and elsewhere. Beyond that, there are what’s known as “incubator” and “accelerator” programs, where aspiring entrepreneurs gain skills, knowledge and, potentially, funding. Basically, startup college. At the forefront of that movement is the Founder Institute, whose stated goal is to “globalize Silicon Valley.” Founded by self-described “serial entrepreneur” Adeo Ressi, the Institute now has off shoots on four continents. Could a future off shoot happen here? “Adeo is a close friend and I approached him last fall about opening a Maui chapter of the Founder Institute.” said Keith Powers, a part-time island resident, entrepreneur and start-up specialist (who also recently co-founded The Aloha Initiative with his wife Michiko, as well as Maui County’s Managing Director Keith Regan and his wife and local community leader Lynn Araki-Regan). “Maui is a paradise, but in order to thrive economically and provide great jobs and future opportunities for generations to come, Maui has to diversify its economic base now. Maui needs to become a software hub. It can do that by leveraging its natural resources and providing incentives to attract some of the best software developers and founders in the world. It is also important to remember that software is more than just ‘websites.’ I highly recommend everyone reads Marc Andreessen’s recent oped in the Wall Street Journal-‘Why Software Is Eating The World’ [Aug. 20, 2011] he artfully articulates that software powers everything. Yes everything. From online services, mobile devices, movies making, agriculture tech, organic farming, robotics, 3D Printing, sensors, financial services, and tourism to national defense – software is everywhere and it will drive innovation and jobs.” Of course, Powers said locating tech start-ups on Maui-and in Hawaii--is far from simple. “Being an isolated island provides an amazing attraction, but it also creates some challenges,” said Powers. “The biggest challenge is the chicken and egg problem. Everyone would love Google and Facebook to open offices on Maui and hire lots of people, but the reality is that there currently aren’t enough developers on Maui to support the costs related to opening satellite offices.” Powers said two things need to happen before any startup gets going. “First, we need to open a co-working space where people on Maui can work and nurture start up ideas,” Powers said. “This co-working space could also provide a home for groups like ‘Maui Makers’ [mauimakers.com] and ‘TedxMaui’ [tedxmaui.com]. I believe the best place for this co-working space would be in Wailuku or Kahalui as part of an effort to also bring more jobs to downtown.” That’s simple enough. As for his second precondition... “Second, we need to foster a start-up ecosystem on Maui,”
If one of your readers has four empty retail spaces sitting next to each other—this would be a great way to bring some new energy to that area. We will work with a local non-profit partner to help us facilitate donations and to manage this effort. We also need angel investors, retired CEOs, professionals and professors, law firms, airlines, hotels and other service providers who want to help build this ecosystem. For Powers, all of this isn’t just smart business–it’s smart living. “This is very personal to me,” he said. “I want my fiveyear-old daughter Harmony and all of Maui’s Keiki to have choices and opportunities when they grow up. Choices and opportunities here on Maui.” 001010110001
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HOUGH SOME WILL QUESTION whether Maui, with its laconic vibe, would be a good fit for the lightening quick world of tech startups, the two may be closer than they appear. Consider Constantin Bisanz. Blonde and bronzed in a T-shirt and ratty shorts, Bisanz doesn’t look like a guy who started his first company at age 14 and today pals around with billionaire Richard Branson. But he is. Bisanz is a passionate Austrian kitesurfer who sold just his last company to eBay for over $200 Million. He is also an adventure seeker and recently broke several world records by kiting across the 50-mile, ice-choked Bering Straight (an undertaking he now admits was “a bit crazy”) When we caught up with him at MaiTai, he expressed no doubt that Maui can mold itself into a tech hub—and draw top talent from around the world. “Everybody wants to be in a nice place,” he said. “Maybe not all of them full time, but you don’t need them all of them full time. And everybody is happy to come [to Maui].” Further, he said that there are benefits to connecting on a board rather than in a boardroom. “If you meet these people not [only] during workshops and formally set up meetings, but also on the water, kitesurfing, and you’re high-fiving and then you share your experience—it’s just a deeper relationship,” he said. Of course, it’s easy to be optimistic when the sun is shining, the surf is up and you’ve already made your fortune. Building a community—and a culture—where others can replicate that success takes time and effort, and there’s no guarantee it’ll pan out. Then again, risk is the name of the game. “It takes one stroke to get on the wave,” Tai said, “and this is a big wave.” ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1513l
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recent five-year stint at the Grand Wailea’s front offices. “I have always wanted to run my own business,” he told me. “It has been a goal of mine for the past twenty years. I have been following what kind of new franchises are coming available on the market. I came close to opening a Subway a few years ago, but it didn’t work out.” He
Taco Del Mar is not your usual fast food joint. Nothing on the menu is fried, and they offer whole grain and vegan options. California and Baja. Now Taco Del Mar is 200 restaurants strong, with locations in Hawaii, the West Coast and Florida. Franchise Brands recently completed acquisition of Taco Del Mar, adding them to their Subway holdings. Mark Weiss, the Maui location’s owner, is not your usual entrepreneur, either. His background spans working for mom & pop joints, fast food chains like Domino’s and a
added that it’s critical to have persistence — indeed, he works the line in his restaurant nearly everyday. On the Thursday I dropped by it was already getting busy at 11am. Early lunch diners were ordering the meat quesadilla on special for $5.49, and I saw employees making plenty of their signature mondo burritos, too.
You start your order by choosing your wrap, taco shell or flavor of tortilla. Then you choose proteins (or lack of), veggies, sauces and then watch it all get wrapped up in a tidy package. After that, well, you eat it. The list of ingredients is huge: black beans, pinto beans, refried beans, Spanish rice, seasoned pork carnitas, shredded beef, braised chicken, ground beef, fish, sautéed peppers and onions (fajita style) make up the warm stuff. Then there’s shredded lettuce, chopped cabbage, pico de gallo, various salsas, guacamole, enchilada sauce, shredded cheese and sour cream. They are really flexible with how you want your fillings. You can have two types of beans, if you like, or two kinds of meat. It’s up to you. Their daily deals are great. On Sunday kids eat free, meaning you get one free kid’s meal with every adult meal purchase. They also have a punch card promo: for every $5 you spend, you get punched, and after 10 punches you get $5 off your meal (Mondays you get double punches for your meal). On Tuesdays, they offer a taco meal for $7.99. On Wednesdays, all platters are $7.49. On Thursdays, meat-filled quesadillas go for $5.49. On Fridays, two fish tacos go for $5, and on Saturdays meat nachos are $7.99. Also, after 6pm all Mondo burritos go for $6 and platters are $6.50 after 5pm. Weiss said he’d like to see this Taco Del Mar see the same success enjoyed by the Honolulu and Kona restaurants, and perhaps open more. After all, he said that the best part of being an entrepreneur is “the sky is the limit.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso
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he monster virus that attacks its hosts in Steven Soderbergh’s Contagion is a fast, nasty, invisible killer and we witness all too clearly what it can do to the human body. A stunned husband (Matt Damon) watches his infected wife (Gwyneth Paltrow) suffer a massive headache, followed by a violent seizure and a painful, shuddering death. Over the course of a few days, it spreads everywhere, with the only survivors on total house arrest while the rest of the population madly loots and riots. Even in-the-know scientists and powerful bureaucrats (embodied by Kate Winslet and Laurence Fishburne) are held back by vaccine hold-ups and are horrified by the virus’ speed and accrued body count. The only way to feel comfortable while watching Contagion is by going to the movie theater dressed in a HAZMAT suit. This
LIKE OUTBREAK, BUT W/O MONKEYS globe-trotting, large scale horror show is the first big budget viral attack thriller since Outbreak and ably taps into every paranoid fear you have regarding deadly airborne cooties. One of the most uncomfortable experiences of my movie-going life was when I caught Outbreak roughly 15 years ago at the Kaahumanu Theater. There’s an unforgettable, audacious sequence in that film where someone coughs in a movie theater and, aided by some simple f/x, we see the airborne virus float through the theater and latch onto another doomed victim. Nothing in Contagion is equally outra-
registers strongly as well. Best of all is Jude Law–terrific and fired up as a controversial, online reporter who fearlessly covers the worldwide devastation. The sight of Law, wearing a protective bubble suit, casually walking through an empty San Francisco, is one of my favorite movie moments of the year. Much of the cast is either not wearing make-up or filmed in an unflattering light, an effective way to make even the glamorous Winslet appear less a movie star. After a few hit and miss art films, Soderbergh has made his first big studio movie since Ocean’s Thirteen and his sharp, intelligent and stylish eye makes this feel queasily believable. This is a highly effective thriller, so be warned: you’ll be thinking about who breathed on your popcorn and will wash your hands as soon as the end credits roll. The final scene (like much of the movie overall) is guaranteed to leave audiences walking away feeling totally uneasy. ■
geous and the film isn’t as good as the far more formulaic but scarier Outbreak. Yet, I confess that many of the audience members attending the packed Contagion screening were coughing throughout, which made me clam up into the fetal position. This movie will crawl under your skin (not literally, thankfully) and give audiences some serious chicken skin. The screenplay is full of good dialogue and juicy scenes for its large cast, but there are also far too many characters and at least one unnecessary subplot, involving a kidnapping, that goes nowhere. There’s also a character that is seemingly set up to be Winslet’s nemesis but just vanishes from the film, either a case of lazy screenwriting or brutal editing. The tension isn’t fully sustained until the very end, but the best scenes are the stuff of nightmares. The all-star cast seems to be a nod to the star-studded Irwin Allen disaster films of the 1970’s. Only Elliot Gould feels jarringly out of place. Damon has a tough role and makes his everyman recognizable, Fishburne and John Hawkes are dependably great and Winslet
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KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Apollo 18 - PG13 - THU 1:30, 3:45, 5:55, 8:00. The Contagion - PG13 - THU 1:30, 3:45, 5:55, 8:00. FRI-SAT 11:30, 1:55, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. SUN 11:30, 1:55, 4:30, 7:00. MON-WED 1:45, 4:15, 7:15. Drive - R - FRI-SAT 11:15, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 8:25, 10:30. SUN 11:15, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 8:25. MONWED 1:10, 3:30, 5:50, 8:10. The Help - PG13 - THU 1:05, 4:05, 7:05. I Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Know How She Does It - PG13 - FRISAT 11:45, 2:00, 4:05, 6:10, 8:20, 10:20. SUN 11:45, 2:00, 4:05, 6:10, 8:20. MON-WED 1:45, 4:15, 7:15. Warrior - R - THU 1:15, 4:15, 7:30. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:50, 4:45, 7:40, 10:25. SUN 11:00, 1:50, 4:45, 7:40. MON-WED 1:15, 4:05, 7:00.
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NEW THIS WEEK DRIVE - R - Action - With such an underrated profession, it makes sense that a stuntman might moonlight as a wheelman. Mad skills are mad skills, after all. But it also makes sense that being complicit in crime might upend said stunt/wheelmanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s life... Starring Ryan Gosling. 100 min. I DONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT - PG 13 Comedy? - We donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know why youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d want to see this flick. Sarah Jessica Parker stars as a harried breadwinner. 89 min. THE LION KING - G - Animated - Brainworm lyrics, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba! (Sithi uhm ingonyama!)â&#x20AC;? echo in my head every time I see the sunrise or think of Michael Jackson dangling his baby off of a Berlin balcony. This modern Disney classicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s reissuance in 3D reminds us how the circle of life moves us allâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;through despair and hope, through faith and... OK. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll stop. 89 min. STRAW DOGS - R - Thriller - A remake of the heady 1971 film that starred Dustin Hoffman and Susan George. But instead of following a relocated-to-the-UK mathematician and his wifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plight, James Marsden and Kate Bosworth now lead as a Dirty South-bound (via Los Angeles) pair whose escalating tensions reach a breaking point. 110 min.
NOW SHOWING APOLLO 18 - PG 13 - Mockumentary Sci-Fi - Apparently the Apollo missions were canceled was because of lunar parasites. Who knew? 90 min. BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR - R - Comedy - Ultra funny man Nick Swardson stars. Enough said! 95 min. CAPTAIN AMERICAâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;THE FIRST AVENGER PG 13 - Action - Sorry, Walt Whitman fans. This movie may look grim and daring, but it isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t about Abe Lincoln. 124 min.
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7:25, 9:40. Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star - R - THUFRI (12:15, 2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:35. SAT-SUN (12:15, 2:35), 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. MON-WED (12:15, 2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:35. Columbiana - R - THU-FRI (1:40, 4:15), 6:50, 9:25. SAT-SUN (1:40), 4:15, 6:50, 9:25. MONWED (1:40, 4:15), 6:50, 9:25. Conan The Barbarian (2D) - R - THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:05, 9:30. FRI (2:00, 4:35), 6:55, 9:30. SAT-SUN (2:00), 4:35, 6:55, 9:30. MON-WED (2:00, 4:35), 6:55, 9:30. The Contagion - PG13 - THU-FRI (12:00, 2:30, 5:00), 7:30, 9:55. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:30), 5:00, 7:30, 9:55. MON-WED (12:00, 2:30, 5:00), 7:30, 9:55. Cowboys & Aliens - PG13 - THU (1:05), 6:40. Crazy, Stupid, Love - PG13 - THU-FRI (1:35, 4:20), 7:10, 9:50. SAT-SUN (1:35), 4:20, 7:10, 9:50. MON-WED (1:35, 4:20), 7:10, 9:50. Drive - R - FRI (12:20, 2:45, 5:10), 7:35, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:20, 2:45), 5:10, 7:35, 10:00. MONWED (12:20, 2:45, 5:10), 7:35, 10:00. Fright Night (2D) - R - THU 9:55. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2D) - PG13 - THU (3:45), 9:20. One Day - PG13 - THU (1:50, 4:25), 6:55. Our Idiot Brother - R - THU-FRI (12:35, 2:50, 5:05), 7:20, 9:45. SAT-SUN (12:35, 2:50), 5:05, 7:20, 9:45. MON-WED (12:35, 2:50, 5:05), 7:20, 9:45. Rise of the Planet of the Apes - PG13 - THUFRI (1:45, 4:10), 6:35, 9:05. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:10, 6:35, 9:05. MON-WED (1:45, 4:10), 6:35, 9:05. Spy Kids: All The Time In The World (2D) - G - THU (12:00, 4:30), 9:00. FRI (12:00, 2:15, 4:30), 6:45, 9:00. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:15), 4:30, 6:45, 9:00. MON-WED (12:00, 2:15, 4:30), 6:45, 9:00. Spy Kids: All The Time In The World (3D) - G - THU (2:15), 6:45. Straw Dogs - R - FRI (1:55, 4:30), 7:05, 9:40. SAT-SUN (1:55), 4:30, 7:05, 9:40. MON-WED
COLUMBIANA - PG 13 - Action - Television and movies teach us that witnessing your parentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; murder either turns you into Dexter or a femme fatal assassin eager for revenge. Zoe Saldana stars. 124 min. CONAN THE BARBARIAN - R - Action - Chee hoo! Conanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a kanaka! Virile Jason Namakaeha Momoa (of Baywatch Hawaii and Stargate: Atlantis fame) stars. 112 min. THE CONTAGION - PG 13 - Thiller - The only thing scarier than a deadly airborne disease that threatens every human on Earth (no worries, a crackerjack CDC team is on the case!) is this filmâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sky-high payroll. Starring Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon, Laurence Fishburne, Elliot Gould, Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Winslet and Dr. Sanjay Gupta (as himself). 105 min. CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE - PG13 - Comedy - Hilarious and heartbreaking, this new Steve Carrell flick is uneven, but touching. 107 min. THE DEBT - R - Thriller - Espionage! Nazis! Twists and turns! A Focus Feature starring GILF Helen Mirren. 113 min. HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2 - PG 13 - Fantasy - Spoiler alert: this is the one where Harry dies. 140 min. THE HELP - PG 13 - Drama - A mixed-race group of friendsâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;in 1960s Mississippiâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;risk everything to share their stories via a secret writing project. 147 min. OUR IDIOT BROTHER - R - Comedy - Pogonomaniacs/Paul Rudd fans rejoice! A bearded Rudd plays a bumbling (albeit well-meaning) post-prison couchsurfer whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s determined to reunite with his estranged pup, Willie Nelson. 90 min. RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES - PG 13 - Sci Fi - Fear the James Franco, for he is (so hot, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s surely) the Devilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pawn. 105 min. SHARK NIGHT - PG 13 - Thriller - A saltwater lake
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The BE’s Knees Friday (Sept. 16.) 6pm, Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); free In her latest original, The Garden of BE, hip local playwright Tess Cartwright has created an avant garde “world where everything is alive from rocks to birds, a belching volcano and even colors.” This Friday (Sept. 16) marks the beginning of audiences’ journey into this whimsical realm with The Garden of BE Art Show, created in partnership with Community Work Day Program and in conjunction with the forthcoming play. Locals were invited to submit their original artworks, so long as pieces were created entirely of recycled, reused plastic, and fit a garden theme (i.e. resem-
bling flora, fauna, fairies and what not). At the show, prizes will be awarded to works that demonstrated out-of-the-bottle ways of utilizing diverse textures and types of plastics, and patrons can peruse the collection while getting a glimpse of the show that’s in store… Ooh. Ooh! That reminds me: while you’re hanging out at the art show, be sure to visit the box office to snag tickets for The Garden of BE, which opens next Friday (Sept. 23 through Oct. 2; running Fridays and Saturdays, 7:30pm; and Sundays, 3pm; $40/$22/$15/$10). Replete with interesting symbology—sourcing from everything from peace signs to ancient runes—the musical is a color-saturated exploration of loving transformation (which all began some 15 years ago with a bleach bottle puppet named Bud Burrid). For an in-depth primer, check out mewe-creations.com.
Tita-llating Friday (Sept. 16), 10pm, Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); free Maui maven Kathy Collins is so cool. She’s everything from Mana`o Radio’s mama, to tap dancing queen, to da Tita entreating us not fo’ littah. Whether on the airwaves, stage or bumper stickers, Collins is ever-effervescent, bold and bodacious. This Friday (Sept. 16) she’s celebrating her birthday with a big bash at Upcountry’s Casanova—but she’s the one doling out the gifts. See, she’s commissioned her pals The 8 Track Players to headline the night—and there’s no cover, complements of the birthday girl. The 8 Track Players—a fun and funky five-man ensemble comprised of Jerry Byer, Phil Ellison, Chris Limos, Gino Morelli and Curtis Williams—have got a knack for lighting a fire under every happy foot; so the house is sure to be hoppin’ higher than Homer on a tramapoline... Ooh. Ooh! Be sure
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We Hold These Truths To Be Self Evident Saturday (Sept. 17), Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); $15 advance/$20 day-of Not sure what’s in Upcountry’s waning water supply, but something about the area’s breeding some super cool kids. Case in point: the men of Nuff Sedd, Joshua Kahula, Kit Okazaki, Duane Rosa and David Wood. On Saturday (Sept. 17), the band invites everyone to celebrate the release of their latest CD,
Life ... in a Song; a follow-up to their debut effort Open Doors for Strangers, which earned Nuff Sedd awards for Best New Group and Song of the Year at the 2005 Hawai‘i Music Awards… Ooh. Ooh! You can make a day of it by first hanging out at the MACC’s McCoy Studio Theater for the Aloha Peace Festival 2011 (Sept. 17, 10am-3pm; free), for a day of fun, educational activities that aim to foster peace through multicultural understanding. Performers include Lei‘ohu Ryder, Marty Dread, Peter Espiritu of Tau Dance Theater, Na Keiki of Halau Hula Kauluokala, Tatyana Shapiro and Maui Pipe Dreams. Plus, the event’s followed by the “Playing For Change” concert (Sept. 17, 7:30pm; $15) which features George Kahumoku Jr., Teri Garrison, Benny Uyetake, Gail Swanson, Steve Grimes, Joel Katz, Anthony Natividad, and Maui Underground.
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BIG SHOWS THE YARDBIRDS - Fri, Sep 16. If The Yardbirds were a factory, they’d manufacture guitar gods (former members include Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page). The group reformed in 1992, and are playing a benefit concert for the Hawaiian Lifeguard Association’s Junior Lifeguard Program. $35/$35/$55. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org AUGIE T’S LAUGH SHACK - Fri, Sep 16. Don’t Miss Augie T’s last live solo show for 2011. $12 advance. Maui Beach Hotel, 170 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 877-0051 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATHY COLLINS! - Fri, Sep 16. Celebrate this Maui maven’s birthday with fun and funky 8 Track Players. See This Week’s Picks for more. Free. 10pm. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 572-0220 ALOHA PEACE FESTIVAL 2011 - Sat, Sep 17. A day of fun, educational activities-for-peace through multicultural understanding. Live entertainment helps highlight the event’s focus of perpetuating local customs. See This Week’s Picks for more. Presented by Arts Education for Children Group. Pre-show dinner by Four Sisters Kitchen. Free. 10am-3pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org PLAYING FOR CHANGE CONCERT - Sat, Sep 17. Endeavoring to inspire positive social change, the Aloha Peace Festival 2011 continues with a global peace-action concert. See This Week’s Picks for more. Presented by Arts Education for Children Group. $15. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469 (SHOW); playingforchange.com NUFF SEDD CD RELEASE PARTY - Sat, Sep 17. Upcountry’s own invite you to celebrate the release of their latest CD, “Life ... in a Song.” Pre-show dinner by Alexander’s Famous Fish. See This Week’s Picks for more. $15 advance / $20 day-of (21+ only). 6pm. A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org
STAGE PROARTS PRESENTS “SOCIAL SECURITY” - Final weekend! Thu-Sun, Sep 15-18. In bustling downtown Manhattan, trendy art gallery owners Barbara and David (Chaney Cramer and Kevin Hazelton) have their life upended when Barbara’s uptight sister and brother-inlaw, Trudy and Martin (Angela Thompson and Jonathan Yudis), deposit their eccentric mother Sophie (Joyce Romero) on their doorstep — then shuttle off to Buffalo to rescue their sexually precocious daughter from college life gone wild. Sophie moves in and is introduced to Maurice (Norman Halip), a suave, aging artist who brightens her life in ways she never expected in her golden years. (Note: No performance on Sept 4.) 7:30pm Thu-Sat. 3pm Sun. $20 adults / $15 students (18-years-old and younger)/ $15 kama’aina (Sept 3, 8 & 15). ProArts Playhouse, 1280 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei; 463-6550; proartspacific.com
TICKETS ON SALE DINNER WITH DOUGHERTY - Thu, Sep 22. Get an exclusive preview of a newly completed sculpture, guided by the Hui’s acclaimed 2011 Artist in Residence, Patrick Dougherty. Plus, cocktails and a catered meal by Chefs Ralph Giles and Daniel Southmayd. Only 50 seats available. $150. 6-9pm. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 5726560; huinoeau.com SLACK KEY MASTERS WITH SONNY LIM - Thu, Sep 22. The ever-awesome George Kahumoku Jr. (Grammy winner) hosts this monthly series, which opens with musical storytelling and chants. This month’s guest artist is fellow ki ho’alu master Sonny Lim, son of a Parker Ranch paniolo, who grew up playing slack key in the Kohala region of Hawaii Island (the very place slack key style is said to originate from). Pre-show dinner by Alexander’s Famous Fish. $25/$45 (VIP). 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 2427469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org MAUI ONSTAGE PRESENTS “THE GARDEN OF BE” - Opens Fri, Sep 23. Runs FriSun through Oct 2. Written by hip local playwright Tess Cartwright, with original music by Joe DeRose and original choreography by Aly Cardinalli. Directed by Steven Dascoulias. A sweet, inspiring and symbolism-steeped exploration into a realm of color, language and love. Perfect for keiki and kupuna alike. 7:30pm Fri & Sat. 3pm Sun. $40/$22/$15/$10. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 242-6969; mauionstage.com MOONLIGHT SERIES FEAT. MAKANA - Fri, Sep 23. Hawaii’s own “guitar hero” hottie kicksoff this new MACC concert series. Makana’s innovative slack key stylings and vocals contribute to his electrifying stage presence. This special performance spotlight’s Makana’s broad range, incorporating elements of folk, rock, ethnic, classical, bluegrass, jazz and traditional Hawaiian. $30/$45. 7:30pm. A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org KINGS OF SPADE WITH RABBITT & THE PROPERS - Fri, Sep 23. You’ve heard the buzz--Kings of Spade are hot. Add to that Maui’s smokin’ own Rabbitt & The Propers, and the night’s liable to start a heatwave. $8 advance / $10 door. 9:30pm. Tickets available at eventbrite.com. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 874-1131 MOHALA MAI - Sat, Sep 24. Na kumu hula Napua Makua and Kahulu Maluo invite you to share in the 15th anniversary celebration of their halau hula. During an evening of dance and oli, enjoy performances by both their adult and keiki students who’ve won awards at the prestigious Merrie Monarch Hula Festival. Pre-show dinner by Alexander’s Famous Fish. $40. 5:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org BARKTOBERFEST: FAMILY FUN FOR EVERYONE - Sat, Sep 24. Maui Humane Society’s second annual Barktoberfest, featuring ono grinds, killer beer by Maui Brewing Co., and live entertainment by Ahumanu, Lisa
Owen & The Village Musicians, Gerit Williams, Sebrina Barron, and the one-and-only Haiku HIllbillys. Tickets available at MHS or West Maui Pet Supply. Full event (includes buffet and two drink tickets): $85 adult / $30 keiki sevento 15-years-old, from 5:30pm - 10pm. General admission: $25 adults / $10 keiki, from 7pm - 10pm. Keiki 6 & under FREE. 5:30-10pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina; 877-3680 ext. 32; MauiHumaneSociety.org ZEPTEMBER - Sat, Sep 24. All biases aside, this is one of the best concerts on the island. Seriously. Do. Not. Miss. This... Let the Zeptember countdown begin! Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 874-1131 TREASURES OF THE ‘AINA - Sun, Sep 25. Hale Makua Health Services’ signature fundraising event, now in its 23rd yeard. Highlighted by an impressive tehatrical performance from ‘Ulalena with short vignettes expressing the captivating story of Maui’s legendary creation. $85 adults ($20 tax-deductible) / $20 keiki tenyears-old and younger. 5:30pm. Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa, 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 871-9283; halemakua.org MAUI JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL - Thu through Sun, Sept 29-25. Featuring fine folks like Les McCann, Jevon Jackson, Tom Scott, Brian Stolz, Skip Martin, Brittni Paiva, Henry Allen and more. This special weekend of events kicks off Thursday (Sept 22) at Stella Blues with SLAM and special guests; continues on Friday (Sept 23) with a VIP jazz dinner at the Grand Wailea’s Grand Dining Room; gets hot and heavy on Saturday (Sept 24) at the Grand’s oceanfront Molokini Garden; and wraps up on Sunday (Sept 25) with a delightful jazz brunch. Special room rates available. Call for reservations.875-1234; mauijazzandbluesfestival.com DAME KIRI TE KANAWA - Sat, Oct 1. Born in New Zealand of Maori aristocracy, Dame Kiri Te Kanawa moved to London in her early twenties and found fame after her sensaional 1971 debut at the Royal Opera House Covent Garden. During this special Maui performance, this star soprano is joined by pianist Terence Dennis. $75/$100/$125. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org MOONLIGHT SERIES FEAT. JOAN SORIANO - Thu, Oct 6. Known as “The Duke of Bachata” (with “bachata” being a brand of guitar-based music birthed from impoverished Dominican Republic communities), Joan Soriano is the genre’s biggest star. His work even augments the critically acclaimed doco, “Santo Domingo Blues.” Of the style of Caribbean music Soriano is helping make famous, NPR’s Banning Eyre explains that “Dominicans call it “amargue,” literally bitterness, but there’s an element of cathartic sweetness there, too.”. $28/$33. 7:30pm. A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org MOONLIGHT SERIES FEAT. TERENCE BLANCHARD - Fri, Oct 7. Wiki may say it best when it describes Terence Blanchard as being “known as a straight-ahead artist in the hard bop tradition [who] has recently utilized
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NFL / Thirsty Thursday Ladies’ Night w/ Q103’s Shaggy & DJ Jamn J 9pm; no cover
Bottoms Up Nightclub w/ DJ Iggy, DJ LX & Emcee Jay-J, 10pm; $10
Rock & Roll Night w/ D/VJ Diesel Dave 9pm; no cover
NFL / Simma Down Nightclub w/ DJ JamnJ 10pm; no cover
MON - NFL / Open Mic Jam Sesh w/ host Terri Garrison, 9pm / TUE - Braddah Francis, 4-7pm / WED - Free Karaoke Night w/ Braddah Francis, 8pm
AMBROSIA
Jamie Gallo, 7pm / Old School Thursdays w/ DJ Del Sol, 10pm
Whatever You Want w/ DJ AstroRaph, 10pm
Sunrise Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka, 10pm
ULTRA w/ DJ CIA feat. Seattle’s Almond Brown, 10pm
MON – Cocktails For A Cause / TUE – Dirty House Tuesdays w/ DJ La Rage / WED – Red Carpet Movie Night , 7:30pm; Maui’s HI-5 Night (S.I.N.) w/ DJs Del Sol & CIA, 10pm
Live Music
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Happy Birthday, Kathy Collins! w/ The 8 Track Players 10pm; no cover
Beats Bazaar: Australia’s Ganga Giri w/ DJ Boogiemeister & VJ Douglas Deboer 10pm; $15
NFL / Wavetrain feat. Grammy Award nominee Mark Johnstone 9pm; $5
World Premier Screening “Shacks and Shakas” w/ The Selektah Status Sound Kru, 9pm; $5
The Vince Esquire Band w/ The Danyel Alana Trio 9pm
NFL
MON - NFL
Junior & Oren 7:30-10pm; no cover
Dave Caroll 7:30-10pm; no cover
Dave Caroll 7:30-10pm; no cover
Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover
MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Live Jazz, 7-10pm / WED - Ryan Palma, 7:30-10pm (no cover)
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CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului - 873-6555
CASANOVA
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CHARLEY’S
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COOL CAT CAFE
Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908
TUE - Maui Tribe presents Willie K and Warehouse Blues Band / WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown, 10pm; $10
The Sky Lounge w/ DJ CIA 8pm-12am
DAVID PAUL’S ISLAND GRILL 900 Front St., Lahaina - 662-3000
The Kihei Cowboys 10pm; no cover
Rap Battle w/ DJ Kamikaze 10pm; no cover
Up All Night 10pm; no cover
Jordan & Wolf 10pm; no cover
MON - Gomega / TUE - Rampage / WED Juke Box Party (all sets 10pm; no cover)
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Quiz Night 8pm; no cover
Big John 10pm; no cover
Jordan & Chris 10pm; no cover
Sebrina Barron 10pm; no cover
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NFL / Rampage 9pm-close; no cover
Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover
Island Soulz 9pm-close; no cover
NFL / Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover
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an African-fusion style of playing that makes him unique from other trumpeters on the performance circuit.”. $35/$40. 7:30pm. A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org TAJ MAHAL - Fri, Oct 14. This legendary composer, multi-instrumentalist and vocalist has been a driving and defining force in late 20th century blues and roots music. But you knew that! He’ll be joied by The Hula Blues Band, which forrmed after Taj Mahal moved to Kauai in 1981--and has been together ever since. $40/$50$/60. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org BALDWIN HIGH SCHOOL CLASS OF 1981 30-YEAR CLASS REUNION - Sat, Nov 5. Time flies, eh? Reconnect with classmates and enjoy an evening of camaraderie and reminiscing. RSVP due by Oct 15. Make checks payable to Glennis Ooka or Delfey Fernandez (mail to Glennis Ooka, c/o Ooka Supermarket, P.O. Box 1166, Wailuku). For more informatoin, call Sandra at 242-1373 or e-mail bhs81maui@gmail. com. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Restaurant, 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului MAUI MOVIE PREMIERES: “WHEN THE MOUNTAIN CALLS” & “IN LOVE WITH THE MYSTERY” - Sat, Nov 5. Check out the debut of these new movies directed by Maui filmmaker Tom Vendetti. For more information, visit whenthemontaincalls.com and annmorfitee.com/ in-love-with-the-mystery. $25. 7-9pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469 (SHOW); whenthemountaincalls.com ONE WORLD FESTIVAL - Sun, Nov 6. It’s Q103 FM’s third annual Maui Massive One World Festival, featuring two reggae legends: Third World and Inner Circle. Tickets available via the MACC box office or luckymanhawaii.com. 3pm gates / 4pm show. A&B Amphitheater /
Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org POINT PANIC MUSIC FESTIVAL: FEATURING SUBLIME WITH ROME, PEPPER, IRATION, AND DUB TRIO - Sun, Nov 20. An all-ages show! Hawaii’s BAMP Project partners with California’s Guerilla Union to present the Point Panic Music Festival. Featuring the return of Sublime with Rome to the Valley Isle, plus Hawaii’s own Pepper (currently on the Vans Warped Tour) and Iration, as well as--for the first time in Hawaii-the Brooklyn-based band, Dub Trio (which doubles as Matisyahu’s backup). Tickets available through the MACC box office. 3pm doors / 4pm show. $45. 3pm. A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org REO SPEEDWAGON - Sun, Nov 27. This temples-tautened band of highly peroxided Midwesterners have been rockin’ since 1967. Beyond their multi-platinum albums, one interesting fact includes their 2009 release of “Find Your Own Way Home,” the “first ‘downloadable casual game’ produced by a rock band.” 7pm doors/8pm show. $65-$85. 7pm. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 2427469 (SHOW); wmauiarts.org MOONLIGHT SERIES FEAT. MACEO PARKER - Sat, Jan 14. Pass the peas, gimme some more! The one and only Maceo Parker--the funk saxophonist famed for his work with Parliament Funkadelic and James Brown--is coming to Maui. Seriously. $35/$40. 7:30pm. A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org
final two shows their current season. The musical shows are “Jack & the Beanstalk,” a ProArts original fractured fairy tale opening in November; and Ruthless! The Musical by Joal Paley and Marvin Laird, which opens in December. Auditions are by appointment only. 9:30am-1:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, Azeka Shopping Center (Makai), 1280 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 463-6550; proartspacific.com
FOODIE GROWN ON MAUI COOKING DEMONSTRATIONS - Mon, Sep 19. Every week in September, the Maui County Farm Bureau sponsors a special chef demonstration, part of their “Grown on Maui, Agriculture Matters” campaign. This week, learn tips and tricks from Caroline Schaub of O’o Farm, and stay tuned for more info about next week’s session with Ryan Luckey of Pineapple Grill a the Kapalua Resort. Free. 5:306:30pm. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului; 872-3310; wholefoodsmarket. com/maui FREE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES WITH CHEF DEVIN KINTOP - Tue, Sep 20. This and every Tuesday, learn how to make onolicous, all-vegetarian treats. This week’s lesson includes family style mixed greens with veggie vinaigrette, cheese bread with Kula goat cheese, and quinoa lasagna. Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, 305 Dairy Rd., Kahului; 877-2661; downtoearth.org
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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 16
ANNOUNCEMENTS PROARTS INC. AUDITIONS - Sat, Oct. 1 ProArts. Inc. announces open auditions for the
KEIKI STORYTIME WITH GRANDMA ALYCE - A special storytime guest author Jenniffer Welliver, who will read her new book “That’s NOT What Grandmas Are For.” This free program is
open to children and their caregivers. Free. 10:30pm. Kahului Public Library, 90 School St., Kahului; 873-3097; librarieshawaii.org THE GARDEN OF BE ART SHOW - A complimentary precursor to the forthcoming “The Garden of BE” musical, written by Mauian Tess Cartwright. Features innovative artwork made by locals from all-recycled plastic, centered around a garden theme (i.e. flora, fauna, fairies et al). See This Week’s Picks for more. Free. 6pm. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 242-6969; mewe-creations.com AWAKENING RETREAT WITH ANAM THUBTEN - The Dharmata Foundation presents a weekend with Anam Thubten, a dirct disciple of Lama Tsurlo. Practice silence and self-inquiry, emphasizing awaking to the inner truth. Free (donations gratefully accepted). 7-9pm. The Studio Maui, 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku; dharmata.org WORLD PREMIER SCREENING: “SHACKS AND SHAKAS” - Marcus Rodrigues debuts his original film, followed by entertainment by The Selektah Status Sound Kru. $5. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, 142 Hana Hwy., Paia; 5798085
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 15TH ANNUAL MAUI YOUTH ‘UKULELE PLAYERS CONTEST - The hottest amateur ‘uke contest on the island! Kindergarten keiki through high school seniors will strum, pick and sing their way through individual and group divisions, competing for prizes (everyone gets something) and bragging rights. Go and give a chee hoo fo’ da keiki; there’s no cover for specta. 10am. Hula Grill, Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P, Lahaina; 667-6636; hulagrill.com GET THE DRIFT AND BAG IT CLEANUP Join seven million humans in a global campaign to clean our beaches and waterways. Mauians
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Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover
Tracy Stiles 7pm - close; no cover
Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover
Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover
MON - The Chris & Mary Jane Xperiment / TUE - Ras Shaggai / WED - Rick Glencross
KAHALE’S
Bad Kitty, 7pm
Kenny Roberts, 7pm
Eight Track Players, 7pm
The Kihei Cowboys, 7pm
MON - Kawika / TUE - Da Hawaiians / WED - Gina Martinelli (all sets 7pm)
1810 6:30-8:30pm
JD on the Rocks 8-10pm; $5
Glenn Kakagawa & Benny Uyetake, 8-10pm
Sam Ahia, 3-5pm Willie K, 6:30-8:30pm
MON through WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm
Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover
Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover
3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711
KIMO’S
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
KOBE STEAKHOUSE
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
Fulton Tashombe & The Maui Jazz All-Stars, 7-10pm
LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
LULU’S KIHEI
1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
LULU’S LAHAINA
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
MERRIMAN’S
1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400
MOANA BAKERY & CAFE 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999
WED - All Access Entertainment presents Ladies’ Night
Salsa Night
Howard Ahia 6-8pm
Live Music
Status Party feat. DJ Twizy, DJ Jem and DJ Treb, plus Philly Blunt & Money Mike, 10pm; $10
Ranga Pae
Ranga Pae
Ranga Pae
TBA
Half-way to St. Patty’s Day w/ The Celtic Tigers, 6:309:30pm / The Blues Spirit of Maui10pm-12:30am
MON - Maui Jazz & Blues Festival w/ SLAM feat. David Choy & Clay Mortensen, 6-9pm / Rockin’ the ‘80s Party, 10pm-12am / TUE Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks, 7-8pm; no cover / WED - Willie K, 7-9pm
Ekolu, Malino,Josh Tatofi, and Rod Da Fire 10pm; $15
NFL
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he Celtic Tigers w/ Roger McKinley, 6:30-9:30pm / Dance Night w/ Alika, 10pm-12am
OCEANS BAR & GRILL
NFL / mauimusicmecca guest DJ, 10pm; no cover
DJ Stylz 10pm; no cover
Jordan 6-9pm
Dress Like a Pirate Night
SANSEI - KAPALUA
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
SANSEI - KIHEI
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
SHARKY’S
41 E. Lipa St., Kihei - 874-5115
115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004
interested in participating in this global cleanup have four on-isle meeting locations to choose from this Saturday, from Hana to Kahului, Kihei to Kaanapali! See This Week’s Picks for more. All events run 9am-1pm. See This Week’s Picks for more. 877-2524; info@cdwhawaii.org STAND FOR CHILDREN RALLY - Because “sitting for children” doesn’t sound as awesome. Kidding! Kids rock, and it behooves us to do everything in our power to support them. Find out more at this event. 10am-2pm. Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; queenkaahumanucenter.com DLNR MAUI PUBLIC LISTENING SESSION - DLNR Administration Team, including Chairperson William J. Aila, Jr., First Deputy Guy H. Kaulukukui, Ph.D. and Water Deputy Bill M. Tam from Honolulu are visiting Maui to hear community comments, questions, and concerns regarding topics under the Department’s jurisdiction. This meeting is hosted by Senate President Shan S. Tsutsui as part of a series of DLNR Listening Sessions to be conducted statewide. Lahaina: 10am-12pm. Lahaina Intermediate School Cafeteria, 871 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina; and followed by Kahului: Maui Waena Intermediate School Cafeteria, 795 Onehee St., Kahului; hawaii.gov/dlnr PARTY IN PINK AT THE “ZUMBATHON” CHARITY EVENT - An event to raise awareness and funds for breast cancer research and community outreach programs from Susan G. Komen Foundation and global non-profit partners. Enjoy refreshments, food and craft booths and door prizes. Plus, breast cancer survivors will be honored and several of Maui’s Zumba instructors will be spotlighted. $10 advance / $15 door.
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TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae TUE - Open Mic Night
Murray Thorne, 7-9pm / Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish “The Dish” Smith, 9:30pm-12am
1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414
Ranga Pae
Phil & Angie Benoit
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
MON - Marvin, 6-10pm / All Access DJs, 10pm / TUE - “Lahaina Idol” Karaoke w/ Troy, 9pm12am / WED - Kenny Roberts, 5-8pm (all no cover)
5-8pm. Grace Church, 1000 Kula Hwy., Kula; 463-4141; gracechurchmaui.com GANGA GIRI - Direct from Down Under, this Aussie ensemble brings the beats with live global electronica and tribal fusion. Plus, DJ Boogiemeister, VJ Douglas Deboer, and live painting by artist Melissa Bruck. $15. 10pm. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 572-0220
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 HALF-WAY TO ST. PADDY’S DAY PARTY Riverdance your way down to Mulligan’s on the Blue--the isle’s preeminent peeps for St. Patty’s partying--and hang out with The Celtic Tigers and Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley. There’s no cover before 8pm ($10 afterward), and attendees get a free T-shirt. 6:30-9:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 874-1131
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
MON - Eat & Place Day Dance Dance Extreme Competition, 7pm / TUE - Karaoke w/ DJ Jay / WED - Western Night & BBQ Championship
Haleakala? Yep. This Tuesday (Sept. 20), the Kihei Public Library hosts an interactive informational program called “See the Stars.” Guiding this tour of the universe is Dr. James “J.D.” Armstrong, who will share some of outer space’s most stunning sights. Free. 6:30-8:30pm. Kihei Public Library, 35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei; 8756833; librarieshawaii.org MAYOR ALAN ARAKAWA’S 60TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION - Includes dinner, keiki activities, entertaiment by Da Braddahs, Marty Dread, The Shamrocks and Alika Nako’oka. According to event chairs Jo Ann ridao and Jan Shishido, in Japanese, mens’ 60th birthdays are called “kanreki” and recognize a man’s “second infancy.” It is customary for the celebrant to be given a red hood and wear a red vest. $25. 5:308:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 244-6042
MAUI JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL OPENING - This fantastic series of big shows kicks off tonight (and continues Sept. 22-25; see Tickets on Sale for more) with a stellar smooth jazz show by SLAM feat. David Choy and Clay Mortensen. 6-9pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea; 874-1131
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SEE THE STARS: A FREE, GUIDED TOUR OF THE UNIVERSE - It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to tell you that the crater is frickin’ cold (never mind requires a hefty road trip just to get there). But did you know you can sit comfortably in the Southside’s consummate summertime while enjoying a live feed from a telescope atop
SEASON OF PEACE CONCERT - A special performance. Free. 5-9pm. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; queenkaahumanucenter.com
DINNER MUSIC COOL CAT CAFE - Every Thu, Junior & Oren 7:3010pm; Every Fri & Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Every Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Every Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Every Tue, live Jazz 7-10pm; Every Wed, Ryan Palma 7:30-10pm. Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina, 667-0908. DA KITCHEN - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat & Sun, live
music 5:30-10pm. Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina, 661-4990. DAVID PAUL’S ISLAND GRILL - Every Fri, Friday Nights in the Sky Lounge with DJ CIA 8pm12am; Every Sun & Mon, Kama’aina Nights w/ Wolf 6-8pm. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 662-3000 DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Duke’s Beach House - Every Mon, Tue & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Alika & Ron 6-8:30pm; Thu, Damien 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Kulwewa 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Tim & Miles 6-8:30pm; Tue, Alika & Edee 6-8:30pm; Tue, Tim & Edee 6-8:30pm; Fri, Henry Kapono 5-7pm. 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 662-2900. HULA GRILL - Hula Grill - Wed, Alika 1:303:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4-6pm; Every Tue & Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30-9pm; Thu, Alika 11am-1pm; Thu, Ernest Pua’a 1:303:30pm; Every Mon & Thu, Armadillo 4-6pm; Thu, Kulwewa 6-9pm; Every Mon, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30-3:30pm; Every Fri & Sat, 1810 4-6pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Ivan 6:30-9pm; Sat, Wili Pohaku 6:30-9pm; Every Sun & Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 11am-1pm; Sun, Ron & Ikaika 1:303:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6-9pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30-9pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30-3:30pm; Tue, Damon & Danyel Alana 4-6pm; Every Mon, Wed & Fri, Ernest Pua’a 11am-1pm. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 667-6636. JAVA JAZZ - Thu, Guest Performer; Fri, Tracy Stiles; Sat, Rick Glencross; Sun & Mon, The Chris and Mary Jane Xperiment; Tue, Ras Shaggai; Wed, Rick Glencross (all sets 7pm). 3550 L.
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SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206
STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779
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Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina, 667-0787. LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Every Thu, Jarrett & Wilson; Every Fri, DJ & Friends, Every Sat, JD & Harry; Sun, Merv Oana (all sets 3-5pm). Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. LONGHI’S LAHAINA - Every Fri, Fulton Tashombe and The Maui Jazz All Stars 7-10pm. 888 Front St., Lahaina; 667-2288. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Every Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Every Fri, Cyrus Clark 5-7pm; Mon, Marvin 6-10pm; Every Wed, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Wed-Sun, Ranga Pae; Mon, Phil & Angie Benoit; Tue, David Choy. All sets 6-9pm. 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 669-6400. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina; 661-3636 R.B. BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Every Sun, Live jazz. 4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 669-8889 SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Every Sun & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coehlo Morrison 7-9pm; Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. VILLAGE CAFE & SWEET SHOPPE - Fri, Glenn Kakugawa and Sarah Cravalho 5:308:30pm. Sun, Joel Katz 9am-2pm; Tue, Glenn Kakugawa 5:30-8:30pm. 2000 Village Rd., Lahaina, 665-1122.
SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Every Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Every Mon, Cocktails for a Cause 8pm + live entertainment 9pm; Every Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night [September is Mike Meyers month! This week: “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” (1997)] 7:30pm. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-1011. CAPISCHE? - Every Fri & Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 879-2224. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Every Thu, Jeff New; Every Fri, Mon & Tue, Rick Glencross;
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Friends; Every Tue, Mike and Mark; Every Wed, Steve Sargenti. (all sets 6-9pm.) 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-8860.
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MONSOON INDIA - Every Sat, Romantic Violin & Guitar Duets by Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Louise Lambert 6-9pm; Every Tue, Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-6666. MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Murray Thorrne 7-9pm; Fri, The Celtic Tigers & Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Sun, Half-way to St. Patty’s Day w/ The Celtic Tigers & Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley, 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Maui Jazz & Blues Festival opening w/ SLAM feat. David Choy and Clay Mortensen 6-9pm; Tue, Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks 7-8pm; Wed, Willie K 7-9pm. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Phil & Angie Benoit 5:30-7:30pm. 34 Wailea Gateway Plaza, Wailea, 879-7177. SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Every Thu, Erin Smith; Every Fri, Randall Rospond; Every Sat, Tom Conway; Every Sun, Viva La Rumba; Every Mon, Kanoa; Every Tue, Sebrina Barron; Every Wed, Mark Johnstone. (all sets 4-6pm.) Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-6444. STELLA BLUES CAFE - Every Thu, Ah-Tim 4-6pm; Every Mon, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkeiwicz 4-6pm; Every Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Every Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm / SLAM feat. David Choy and Clay Mortensen 7-10pm. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 874-3779. THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Every Thu, Vince Esquire Band 8pm; Every Sun, Gina Martinelli Band; Every Wed, Laugh Lounge with Shaggy Jenkins of Q103. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 879-3133 TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Every Thu, Island Favorites with Kawika Lum Ho; Every Fri, Girls Nite Out with Gina Martinelli; Every Sat, Classic Rock with Dominic; Every Sun, Ron Shadian & Friends; Every Mon, Bobby Ingram &
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Larry David: “I waved to a guy in a Prius and he didn’t wave back.” Jeff Greene: “I don’t wave to people in the same car as me.” Larry David: “We’re Prius drivers. We’re a special breed.” — ‘Wandering Bear,’ Curb Your Enthusiasm (season 4, episode 38; 2004)
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ook, I don’t expect to find anyone to empathize with me about this—at least not on Maui, where buxom Mana/Whole Foods-fed beach bods abound—but this Taco Belle of the Ball always feel a bit sheepish whenever I’m in a health food store. As a former vegetarian (who even did a stint as a raw foodist), it’s like being presented with the communion tray on an awkward albeit eager Easter Sunday, years after having fallen away from the church. You think it’d do you some good to partake, but you’re not quite sure if you (or anyone else) believes you deserve it. (The power of brown rice compels me to amend that Down to Earth has long been a come-asyou-are sanctuary for me.) Bodily well-being aside, I’ve returned to shopping at health food stores for one big reason: greenwashing. So annoying, right?! As if it wasn’t tough enough trying to be a conscientious consumer before eco-friendly fire, we’ve now got to keep our eye out for manipulative marketing spin that preys upon do-good intentions! I don’t mean to say that health food stores allow you to shop blindly, but for whatever reason, I certainly feel more confident in impulse-buying 365 Everyday Value products than I do Walmart’s Green Works. Anyway, all this got me thinking about more than just what I’m consuming, but how. (PS: Good news! I suspect I’m not alone in having mastered the whole no plastic bags thing, though my arsenal of reusable bags is getting a little out of hand. I’ve got everything from petite boutique-sizes to provisions-stocking saddle packs; insulated, perforated, decorated—you name it...) So, ever late to the party, I finally started carrying around one of those metal water bottle things (which also means I finally started drinking water). I scored it a few months ago after volunteering at one of Community Work Day Program’s beach cleanups; and I’m damned thankful because I never would’ve bought one for myself otherwise. See, my catawampus priorities being what they are, it’s not that I didn’t want a metal water bottle thing (I did), or that I didn’t understand the various values of metal water bottle things (I do), but the pressure of purchasing just the right design—a design that might perma-
nently broadcast my aesthetic sensibilities to the entire Metal Water Bottle Thing Community (neigh, the world!)—was just to much to bear. Flowers? Nope. Too girly. Flourishes? Nuh-uh. So last year. Plain? Um, what’s that?! Turns out, my cheapness trumps my consecration to color—and a patternless, plain metal water bottle thing is (ironically) perfect when it’s free. But my favorite thing about it is the little aluminum climbing clip attached to its top. With that, I can hook dat buggah on anything (i.e. my purse, backpack— which is everything)! Hmm... What other rubbish-vanquishing tools can I climbing-clip to my bag? Well, if metal water bottle things are important because water’s essential for survival (but one-time use containers are nonsensical), coffee’s inextricable from the conversation, too. So, I clipped a ceramic coffee cup to my purse. And if ‘opala-picking is a favorite pastime of mine, I ought to also attach my trash-picking tongs. (Tongs? Yep. Not just for BBQs or centipede catching, tongs are a super cheap alternative to As Seen on TV’s “Gopher.”) Proudly all clipped up, I felt like frickin’ Captain Planet—until I caught a clanking glimpse of myself in a store window as I walked to work. What the?! I looked like some hipster hobo; a busker gone bonkers; a Ren Faire freak who’d forgotten her era! Oh, how mordant that my effort to reduce should look so excessive! So I thought, this world we’re supposed to save can suck it. I ain’t gonna think seven generations ahead if it means looking foolish. (Obviously I don’t have to stick with the climbing clips, but it’s sometimes hard for me to let go of an idea once I’ve latched on.) Just as I was about to throw in the towel entirely (i.e. the cloth one I’ve been carrying around to avoid wads-o-paper), an earth angel appeared unto me. A dude strolled past— clipped to his own metal water bottle thing (!)—and like waving at the same make and model driving in the opposite lane, he proffered a nice little nod. It was all the encouragement I needed to soldier forth, with my clipped metal water bottle thing, ceramic coffee cup and ‘opala-picking tongs jangling like Hare Krishnas from hell. And you know what happened then? No more paper coffee cups in the rubbish. No more bottles (but for beer) in the recycling. And though I may look and sound sillier, no more being sheepish, either. ■
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Sign Language BY CAERIEL CRESTIN
QUIZunderstood ANSWERS
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1. D - South Kihei Rd. between Ohukai and and Lipoa streets
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
Unless you’re especially enlightened, letting yourself trust others gets harder every time your trust is broken. That, of course, is hardly fair to the new people in your life, since they have nothing to do with those who deceived you. But fairness is irrelevant. Your heart’s a muscle (both literally and figuratively) and the only way it can become strong and flexible enough to fully recover from a beating is practice and intention. You need to force yourself to trust anyway, despite your trepidation. Yes, you’ll probably get burned again, but that’s better than rejecting someone who’s worthy of your trust because you were too scared to offer it.
It sucks when someone else makes a mess and then leaves you to clean it up, especially without asking if that’s okay (probably because they know it’s not). Instead of harping on about the injustice of it all, which will only piss you off more and get you exactly nowhere, I suggest rolling up your sleeves and fixing this disaster as soon as humanly possible. Yes, it’ll suck, but the sooner you can get it out of your sight, the sooner you’ll be able to move on to actually fun stuff and forget about all this—something that’s simply impossible until it’s gone.
2. G - A, B and C only 3. A - True (though C - What the hell?! is also acceptable)
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)
Paying tribute to someone’s past, for helping shape them into the person you love, is a sweet thing to do, especially if the experiences that built their character were painful or difficult. However, no one wants to dwell overmuch on their traumatic history. I think almost anyone would appreciate your acceptance and recognition, but also be relieved when you return to the present moment, so don’t linger. What you want to convey is that the past matters—but not nearly as much as the present moment. And for that, a very brief visit will do.
When people make it needlessly difficult for you to do a good deed, I can understand your temptation to just say, “Forget it,” and walk away. Since these knuckleheads (who may, after all, only be doing their (lame) jobs) aren’t the ones who’ll suffer without your aid, I hope you push through your frustration and jump through their stupid hoops. Feel free, however, to let all involved know what a pain in the ass it is, and how putting up barriers to altruism isn’t particularly smart. I doubt they’ll respond well to you, so don’t expect it to change anything now. However, they may just reconsider how they address future do-gooders who come along—and then you’ll have done two good deeds.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
Life goes on. Things never really end until you die, even if you think of them as finished. What’s actually happened is that they’ve changed. If you can learn to view them as different (perhaps in dramatic, fundamental ways) from what they were, rather than simply over, you may realize that there’s stuff worth salvaging or recycling from those past chapters which would significantly add to the quality of your life or overall happiness. That’s not to say every closed chapter should be revisited—some aren’t worth dusting off and resurrecting, at this point. But the last couple, at least, you should consider. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
Bullies don’t just disappear once they graduate from high school. Some grow up and evolve, but others learn how to disguise their bullying in ever more devious and subtle ways. That doesn’t change what it is, though. Sometimes, as when they’ve acquired real authority (becoming a cop, for example), you may have to bite your tongue and take it, to some extent. However, that’s not the case here. You must reject their shitty power play by calling it what it is. It may not be quite so simple, but just like in elementary school, standing up to a bully is the best way to negate their power (or at least the first step).
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
It’s nice to give someone a warning about a mistake they’re making (or about to), but don’t be too shocked if you discover they’re fully aware of the situation, and making their choices with eyes wide open. People are occasionally self-destructive, addicted to risk, or willfully naïve, and in all of these cases your intervention, while possibly appreciated, isn’t likely to change their behavior right now. Don’t take it personally. Even though it’s hard for you to understand their decisions, it’s also not your call—the only thing you get to decide is whether or not you’ll stick around; the rest is purely their business. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
Normally, when you have a problem with someone, I’d suggest going directly to them first, even if it’s harder or more awkward. However, when someone’s grip on rationality and reason isn’t particularly secure, you may have no choice but to go over their head with your difficulties, so they can be addressed without putting a target on your back. Don’t take this cowardly back route unless you’re quite certain it’s necessary, though. However, if you have ample evidence that any attempt at a logical discussion will only make things worse, than do what you’ve got to do. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
People want what they want and you can’t change that. You can get those who care about you to pretend to want stuff they don’t, in order to please you, or do stuff they’re not crazy about. Be careful how far you push this, though. This is a slippery slope into Resentmentville, and you really don’t want to go there. Every relationship has obligations. However, for the happiness and longevity of yours, you should be extremely picky about when and how you call in this type of favor. Chill out and fly solo when necessary, so that when you come back to the nest, it’s not empty.
I can understand how you might envy one of those people who’s able to keep calm, cool, and collected in the midst of circumstances that would have you hysterical, in tears, or pulling your hair (or all three). Having such powerful emotions can be a pain in the ass. I don’t think finding ways to suppress or ignore them is the answer, though—remember, they’re a source of strength, beauty, and compassion for you, even if they also screw up situations, embarrass you, or simply make things awkward. Every Crab must find his or her own way to navigate life with these massive feelings—without denying or hiding them. This is a never-ending process—but you should have ample opportunity to make significant strides towards a more balanced place this week.
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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
Everyone has flaws. Ideally you’d find someone (or several someones) whose flaws don’t bother you all that much, but it’s pretty unlikely. Learning to live with and actually love someone despite their shortcomings is part of how you’ll get them to do the same for you (because you, my dear, are no exception!). This week, consider all the sterling qualities possessed by those around you, even if they’ve recently been eclipsed by a few glaring faults. I think, if you’re fair and considerate about it, you’ll discover that all the good stuff far outweighs the bad—and living with the whole package may be a better deal than you thought at first.
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Sure, trusting your gut has totally screwed you over or gotten you into trouble in the past. Your instincts are just plain wrong, on occasion. But try to remember how second-guessing them has gotten you into many more scrapes and scuffles than trusting them ever could. Yes, your intuition will be completely off-base on occasion. It happens. Throwing out such a powerful tool because of a couple errors would be incredibly foolish, though, especially this week. Trust your gut no matter what. And as for the screwups? Simply write them off as par for the course.
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