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Walter Ritte is elected. He is an extremist with no aloha and no regard for the law.

He is a loud mouthed bully who intimidates to get his way.

Yes, he was convicted of vandalism, has been booted out of meetings on Molokai for misbehavior and forced to resign from Planning Commission and Molokai Enterprise Community boards for not attending meetings.

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DEBATING WALTER RITTE Sorry to see Walter Ritte running for Office of Hawaiian Affairs instead of the Molokai County Council seat where he can really do some good for all of us (Candidate!, June 28, 2012). When Walter Ritte runs on a platform that he says will “protect agricultural lands,� he means it, unlike all the liars who say it to get elected, then sell out immediately when A&B or Kamoulu Ranch [SP?] come requesting more development needing “urban� designation from the ag lands.

It’s not only elected officials. Does the state land board or Maui Planning Commission ever see one piece of ag land worth protecting?

Over the years only JoAnn Johnson, Wayne Nishiki and now maybe Elle Cochrane ever cared about protecting ag land. That leaves a lot of election-time liars over the years.

Take that 170 acres between Puunene Avenue and Hana Highway for A&B’s “much needed� Maui Business Park. It was in productive sugar cane use for over 100 years–and then all of a sudden A&B came crawling in for a land-designation change to their friends on the county council. Those elected council members forgot about their protect ag land rants [made] at election time.

I see even [Congressmember] Mazie [Hirono] is supporting “growing more of our food in Hawaii� under her new sustainability plan as she runs for [Senate] with all her union backing.

But Mazie, you and all your friends in your good ol’ boy network need to actually protect agricultural lands to do that–like all those hundreds and hundreds of foodproducing acres you hacks just changed to urban in Honolulu. How about that?

-Kenny Barr, Kihei Short Story: This person is BAD NEWS and will not get my vote.

God help OHA and the rest of us if

HATES EH BRAH I am extremely disappointed on the accusations that are being made about the players at the kula tennis courts (Eh Brah, June 21). I can only assume that it is being addressed to us because we are the younger crew that plays there. We always arrive at a later time and are very polite to all the players at the court. The majority of the time, the courts are always full but we have no problem waiting.

After an hour of waiting we do bring it to their attention that we would also like to play. I think it’s rude for the oldtimers not to have any consideration for others. Why aren’t they abiding by the rules? We enjoy playing tennis and we try to make it as much fun as possible. So if a little music and some laughs are of such annoyance, then I believe you have an issue with others being happy.

So stop preaching like you make the rules.

Being bossy and trying to make like you own the court is not gona keep us away. Thank you for giving us motivation to play again!

-Anonymous, via email

REALLY HATES OLD GUYS WHO SKATEBOARD From experience, I always tell people, “If you’re over 20, don’t start skating� (“Rebirth of the Cool,� May 24, 2012).

I’m always encouraging people to do stuff, but skateboarding is not one of them. It’s not worth it. You WILL bust your ass, ankles, wrists, elbows, head, and shins. EVERYDAY! And you’ll never get better. Maybe after four years of practice, you’ll ride a wall or do an ollie, but so what? You’ll never grind a rail or air a pipe. So why break your hip/ wrist to pretend you’re pushing your limits? STAY OUT of the parks, at least.

If you must try to skate over 20, remember the best trick to learn is how to successfully escape the board and land on your feet. It will make your skate career muuuuuch longer.

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Tulsi Gabbard (she dropped her husband’s name Tamayo in 2011) is a fascinating candidate. She’s still in her very early 30s, and yet she’s held a couple elected offices, served with the Hawaii National Guard in Iraq (she’s a company commander now) and worked as a legislative aide to Senator Daniel Akaka. But as far as ideology goes, she’s something of a cipher. Her father is state Senator Mike Gabbard, one of the nastier gaybaiters in Hawaii politics. A number of his former aides and campaign officials now work for his daughter. Yet at the same time, the very liberal EMILY’s List political action committee has endorsed Gabbard. In the past, Gabbard herself has not been friendly toward homosexuality–in 2004, Honolulu Magazine quoted her as saying, “To try to act as if there is a difference between ‘civil unions’ and same-sex marriage is dishonest, cowardly and extremely disrespectful to the people of Hawaii... As Democrats we should be representing the views of the people, not a small number of homosexual extremists.” But lately she’s spoken of a “leftward journey” she’s making. How far to the left is not something that’s knowable.

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Talk of the Island Club press release. “But the realization that this choice by the Navy to dump poisons into the marine environment is not only unnecessary, but also is costing Americans hundreds of green recycling jobs, makes this SINKEX program both an environmental and an economic insult.”

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LANAI IS WORTH HOW MUCH?

NAVY GETS NO RESPECT Man, it’s tough to be the U.S. Navy these days. They haven’t won (much less fought in) anything remotely resembling a classic ship-on-ship engagement in nearly 70 years, which I just had the temerity to point out. They’re also catching hell from environmentalists over the number of marine mammals they say their training exercises over the next five years will injure or kill in Hawaii waters (see our June 28, 2012 cover story “Good Stewards of the Environment”). But even at a time when the service is trying to behave in an environmentally responsible manner, they get knocked upside the head.

Right now, the Navy is planning to use 900,000 gallons of biofuel (it’s actually a 50/50 blend of petroleum and biofuel, but that’s beside the point) in its upcoming Rim of the Pacific (RIMPAC) fleet exercises. Because of the biofuel, the Navy is now referring to his ships as the “Great Great Green Fleet,” a play on President Theodore RoosFleet evelt’s imperialist Great White Fleet from evelt more than a century ago.

“The Navy has been at the forefront of energy innovation throughout its history,” said Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus in a June 13 Navy press release. “From sail to coal-fired steam to oil and nuclear powered submarines and carriers, we have sought and achieved technological advancement in how we power the fleet because it has made us better warfighters. The Great Green Fleet demonstration is a significant milestone in the Navy’s progress to greater energy security.”

It sounds great, but that doesn’t mean the Sierra Club is pleased. Biofuel aside, they're pissed that the Navy will sink three old ships as part of RIMPAC (known as the Sinking Exercise or SINKEX) that the organization–represented by Earthjustice Earthjustice–recently filed suit against the Environmental Protection Agency (not the Navy), alleging that the federal agency is not enforcing the U.S. Toxic Substances Control Act Act. “The ships are contaminated with toxic heavy metals and polychlorinated biphenyls

(PCBs) based on documentation of known contaminants found in more than 100 ships previously sunk by the Navy over the past twelve years,” states a June 28 Sierra Club press release. “According to environmental groups, sinking–instead of recycling–these ships will send toxic chemicals into the marine environment and needlessly deprive[s] the U.S. ship recycling industry of both resources and jobs.”

For the Navy’s part, they deny that the ships they sink during RIMPAC pose any threat to the marine environment.

“The Navy said all the SINKEX vessels are prepared in accordance with a permit issued by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency,” reported the Honolulu Star-Advertiser on June 29. “Each ship ‘is put through a rigorous cleaning process,’ including the removal of PCBs, transformers and large capacitors, small capacitors to the greatest extent practical, trash, floatable materials and materials containing mercury or fluorocarbons, the service said.”

Colby Self of the Basel Action Network Network, which is part of the Sierra Club lawsuit, isn’t buying it.

“The hypocrisy of the Navy’s new ecological ‘Great Green Fleet’ demonstrating its ‘greenness’ by sinking ships containing globally banned pollutants off the coast of Hawaii is particularly ironic,” Self is quoted as saying in the Sierra

Don’t know about you, but I can’t get enough of the Larry Ellison-just-boughtLanai story. story Not because of how much it reportedly cost Oracle co-founder Ellison (the sale price has not been disclosed) but because of how relatively inexpensive the island actually is.

Think about this: Lanai is probably one of the largest privately-held islands out there.

It spans about 88,900 acres, of which the vast majority–87,700 acres, according to the County of Maui–was Maui part of the Ellison sale.

The remaining 1,200 acres are either in gov-

Piros who sent out a rather Director Ryan Piros, testy press release that day (“Maui County will not be providing any other response to media questions about the sale of Lana‘i going through today,” he wrote), we now have a rather precise breakdown of what the island is actually worth.

Or not worth. Think about this: the county data shows that Ellison’s 87,700 acres have an assessed value of $325,004,500 ($191,607,500 in land, $133,397,000 in improvements). But the remaining 1,200 acres have an assessed value of nearly that much: $297,533,500 ($172,841,600 in land, $124,691,900 in improvements).

Damn, that’s a lot of very valuable improvements packed into a very small space. What’s more, the two resorts Ellison now owns–Lana‘i Lana‘i at Manele Bay and The Lodge at Koele–aren’t Koele nearly as valuable as I’d anticipated.

Of the two, Manele Bay is the swankier, valued at nearly $76 million (most of which

Lanai in all its rocky landscape glory

ernment or private hands.

Until June 28, I really didn’t know how much any of that was worth. But thanks to Maui County Assistant Communications

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is in improvements). Koele is far cheaper, valued at just $19 million (nearly $16 million of which is improvements).

Put simply, Ellison bought a couple sweet but small resorts and a whole lot of rocky landscape. Of course, Ellison’s bio (sailboat racer, four ex-wives and an aggressive business savvy) means he’s hardly a guy to just sit still and contemplate open space. Clearly, he’s got plans–buying Lanai is the beginning of something for Ellison, not the end.

In case you were wondering, the County of Maui owns about 200 acres of Lanai, all valued at slightly less than $8 million. They range from a one-acre park on Fraser Ave. (valued at $100) to nearby Lana‘i Elementary ($2.6 million). The county also has “a number” of leases, according to Piros’ press release, which Mayor Alan Arakawa says “will be among many items of discussion with Mr. Larry Ellison.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1603n1

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or the past two decades, Hana Arts has been providing arts and cultural programs to the remote, rural Hana and East Maui community. Due to a decision in a recent County Council budget meeting, they’re going to be $30,000 short next year.

Hana Arts formed in 1991 to provide children’s arts and crafts classes. Over the years, their programs have expanded to include classes for children and adults in dance, music, crafts, yoga, drama and visual arts. They use Hana Public School facilities for their Creative Friday Youth Program, which is the only arts education program available to Hana children and runs every Friday throughout the school year.

Last year, 155 children participated in Hana Arts programs. Their Community Theater group–made up of professionals, amateurs and students–puts on a show every year, and is the only theater group in East Maui. In efforts to bring artistic events and professional performances to the Hana community, Hana Arts has worked with organizations such as the Maui Arts and Cultural Center and the University of Hawaii. Hana Arts is an invaluable resource to the people of Hana, and without it, the community would not have access to arts and cultural happenings.

In January, Hana Arts applied for a grant through the Department of Housing and Human Concerns (DHHC) for the 2012-2013 year. They have received this grant every year from 1998 until 2011. In 2011, the audit section of their application wasn’t completed on time, so their application was rejected. It’s a two-year grant, so they had to wait until this year to apply again.

The $30,000 they asked for was slated to pay the salary of an executive director, who writes grants, works with donors and is in charge of the various programs that Hana Arts provides.

For the past two years, Robin Rayner (President of Hana Arts) has voluntarily filled this position on the assumption that their funding would be reinstated come the 2012-2013 year.

Rayner said that County Council member Bob Carroll, East Maui representative, couldn’t guarantee that Hana Arts would receive their funding, but told her that he would do the best he could. But when Rayner called Carroll’s office on June 1 to see if the budget had been finalized, she found out that Hana Arts had been removed from the budget and would not receive any of the funds they requested.

When I spoke to Rayner to find out what happened, she said she couldn’t get a straight answer from the county. Their funding had seemed secure, especially after Mayor Alan Arakawa listed Hana Arts as a “line item� on the budget.

But once the budget left the mayor’s desk and went to County Council, Hana Arts disappeared from the document, which was apparently the decision of Councilmember Joseph Pontanilla, who chairs the budget committee (Pontanilla did not return repeated calls to his office).

Why that happened, after more than a decade of consistently receiving the DHHC grant, remains a mystery.

Carroll said he tried to get it reinstated on the budget, but couldn’t get the five votes he needed for it to pass. According to Carroll, the only way to get Hana Arts back on the budget was to take money away from another budget item, and no one wanted to do that.

For Carroll, this is just a temporary hard time for Hana Arts. He’s confident that they will receive the DHHC grant next year. “Keep it going, keep the paperwork organized,� is what Carroll said the organization should do. “Even if you have to cut back this year, do what you can. Just keep the organization viable so that next year you can get the funding.�

For Hana Arts, the loss of funding means hard times are ahead. “As of right now, there’s little we can do until next budget year,� says Hana Arts instructor Ian Cole, “In the meantime, the board is trying to do as much as we can to keep the program alive.�

That includes a member drive, fundraisers and approaching new and current donors.

Hana Arts will have to rely on these hardworking volunteers, teachers, administrators and donors more than ever. â– editor@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1603n2

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Paia Skate park just got better.

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PAIA YOUTH CENTER GETS NEW SKATING STREET COURSE The only adult-monitored skate park on Maui just got an infusion of cash from the Frost Family Fund Fund. That means Street Course! The Paia Youth and Cultural Center (PYCC) has created a street course and spectator viewing area with the $15,000 donation, acquired through the Hawaii Community Foundation.

Foundation “It’s a safe, fun, supportive, and supervised environment open to the public where adults and youth coming from a broad demographic are brought together to focus on a healthy, constructive creative outlet that builds esteem, camaraderie and individual expression,� says Susun White White, Executive Director for the youth center. “It’s one of the few skate parks across the country that has a built-in

life skills program for youth.�

The design of the course was a collaboration between PYCC youth, members of the SkateOps life skills program program, the local skateboard community as well as those who actually constructed the skate surface. The construction process was a combination of hard working volunteers, some local labor as well as the tireless work of experienced skatepark builders Sky Thompson and Jesse McDowell.

McDowell The initial design of the park began in 1996, with the park opening for skating in 2003. Over the years many PYCC youth members and community volunteers have been involved in the construction of the park.

Funding came from all aspects of the community, including Maui County, foundations and private donations.

The generous and timely donation from the Frost Family Fund enabled the PYCC to com-

plete the park just in time for summer. Funds from the grant were used for construction supplies, concrete, materials for the spectator pavilion and to pay for some of the labor.

The park also hosts events on a regular basis. These include musical acts, bands, BBQ style food, skate jams and contests. “There hasn’t been a grand opening event yet, but there will be one at a date TBA shortly,� says White. “The finishing touches are currently being put on the facility, and the event is being planned.�

The PYCC does not offer structured, scheduled skating lessons, but the combination of staffing, enthusiastic and supportive youth members as well as Skate-Ops members create an friendly atmosphere that’s conducive to learning. “Everyone helps each other out,� says White.

The skatepark is open Tues-Wed, 3-7pm and Thurs-Sat, 3-9pm.

STATE SHUTS DOWN KANEMITSU BAKERY If you’ve ever done the late night run to the Kanemitsu Bakery for hot, fresh bread you might be devastated by the Department of Health’s Health recent shutting down of the establishment. Back in March, the bakery was hit with a $90,000 penalty for unsanitary conditions, which owner George Kanemitsu had been appealing. But a June 20 inspection revealed serious problems.

The Maui News reported on June 28 that after state health officials met with Kanemitsu on June 25, they shut the place down until he could fix the violations they found. The bakery has been operating on Molokai for more than 75 years and has quite a following with locals and visitors.

According to the News, on June 15 the

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DOH received an anonymous complaint alleging that “insects and foreign substances� were found in rolls that had been bought at the Kanemitsu Bakery. During their followup inspection, DOH inspectors found “rodents, no water available at the rinse compartment of the sink, unclean food preparation surfaces, no soap and hand towels at hand washing sinks and general unsanitary conditions.�

The DOH is reportedly working closely with Kanemitsu on fixing the problems.

But the restaurant next door to the bakery, which is located at 79 Ala Malama Street in Kaunakakai, will stay open because, according to The Maui News, it uses a separate kitchen that doesn’t have any of the health violations associated with the bakery. ■jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1603n3

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IN THE NAME OF JEHOVAH GOD, AMEN. I, Windyceslau D. Lorenzo also know as Kamehameha VI, through grace and ordination, and Pursuant to the following to wit: A. The Great Mahele (land division) of 1848; and, B. Treaty of Friendship 1849 between the United States of America, then President Zachary Taylor, and the Kingdom and Islands of Hawai’i, then King Kamehameha III; and, &. AfÀdaYit of lineal Bloodline to Kamehameha Paiea, 1994; and, D. The Allodial Deed from Kamehameha to Kamehameha, recorded in the Hawaii State Bureau of Conveyance # 98-126382, 1998; and, E. The Determination of Heirs of Kamehameha Paiea (Ka Na’i Aupuni The Conqueror), probate # 8-1-0351; and, F. The Notice of Lien of the Hawaiian Islands recorded in the Bureau of Conveyance Doc. # A-4520086.

Whereas, all as stated above, are ¿led and recorded in the Land Court of Hawai’i, case # 09-0300, as Heir/Successor owner of the Allodium, to all Land(s), Water(s), Air Space, Metallic and Mineral rights, etc., in Archipelago of the Hawaiian Islands, Gives: NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC AND TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, THAT: All land title deeds/leases throughout the Hawaiian Archipelago, are now being perfected by Kamehameha VI, which involves and including to wit: 1) All Fort Lands; and, 4) ChieÀy (Ali’i Nui’s) Lands; and, 2) Hawaiian Government Lands; and, 5) Na Ali’i and the people, etc., as 3) Crown Lands; and, formalized according to the Great Mahele.

The Private 2f¿ce of Kamehameha VI, has appointed his private staff and Chief Land Commissioners, will be accepting all land title/leases applications to be perfected and cleared to all in the Hawaiian Islands.

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BY CHUCK SHEPARD

MORE TENNESSEE SUPER-BREEDERS Update: Last week’s News of the Weird gave serial impregnator Desmond Hatchett, of Knoxville, Tenn., too much credit. It’s true that he has fathered at least 24 kids by at least 11 different women (and has no hope of meeting child-support obligations), but he is hardly Tennessee’s most prolific. A June summary by the Daily Mail of London (citing WMC-TV and WREG-TV in Memphis) revealed that Terry Turnage of Memphis has 23 children by 17 different women, and Richard M. Colbert (also from Memphis) has 25 with 18 women.

Courts have ordered the men to pay the various mothers monthly support ranging from $259 to $309, but one woman said the most she had ever seen from Turnage was $9.

CUTTING LAWSUIT Debbie Stevens, 47, filed a claim before the New York Human Rights commission in April alleging that she was fired in November by Ms. Jackie Brucia, a controller of the Atlantic Automotive Group of West Islip, N.Y., after Stevens failed to recover quickly enough from major surgery in August.

Stevens had donated a kidney to Brucia, who apparently could not understand why Stevens was still in pain by Sept. 6 so that she needed more time off. (Actually, since Brucia and Stevens were not perfect matches, Brucia had Stevens donate to a woman ahead of Brucia on the waiting list, which created an opening for Brucia. Brucia’s husband told a New York Post reporter in April that Stevens’ claims were “far from the truth,” but would not elaborate.)

IS THE DEATH PENALTY AN OPTION? In April, a jury in Charlotte, N.C., convicted Charles Hinton, 47, for a break-in at the Levine Children’s Hospital in 2010, where he had been charged with stealing 10 video gaming systems that sick children relied on for entertainment while they received cancer treatment.

THIS IS CHARITY?!

A CNN investigation revealed in May that the Disabled Veterans National Foundation had collected almost $56 million in donations over four years but given nearly all of it to two direct-mail fundraising companies. CNN was able to locate a small veterans charity in Birmingham, Ala., that received help, but mainly in the form of 2,600 bags of cough drops, 2,200 bottles of sanitizers, 11,520 bags of coconut M&Ms and 700 pairs of Navy dress shoes. Another, in Prescott, Ariz., received hundreds of chef’s coats and aprons, cans of acrylic paint and a needlepoint design pillowcase. Said the manager of the Birmingham charity, “I ask myself what the heck are these people doing.”

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OOPS! Andrea Amanatides suffered a boo-boo in May while being booked to begin a sixmonth jail sentence in Albany, N.Y., for a probation violation. As she was being placed in a holding cell, a cache of drugs fell onto the floor. Deputies soon figured out that a condom Amanatides had placed into a bodily orifice had burst. The final inventory: 26 Oxycontins, 10 Ambiens, 50 Valiums, 37 Adderalls, plus 133 more prescription pills and four baggies containing heroin. The sequence was captured on surveillance video.

TIME TO GET A NEW ATTORNEY Seattle attorney Andrew Basiago told Huffington Post in April that he “time-traveled” eight times as a child as part of the secret Project Pegasus staged by the Pentagon’s Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.

Another lawyer, Alfred Webre, recently explained, matter-of-factly, to a seminar audience in Vancouver, British Columbia, that teleportation is an “inexpensive, environmentally friendly means of transportation” and was used most recently by then-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld “to transport troops to battle.” Basiago said, in a flourish of detail, that he was at Ford’s Theater the night Abraham Lincoln was assassinated but did not witness it, and said that twice, he ran into himself while back in the past.

THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? In testimony at an extortion trial in New York City in June, Anthony Russo (alleged Colombo family associate) told prosecutors that a mob war was narrowly averted after another Colombo hand learned that a new Staten Island pizza parlor (run by an alleged Bonanno associate) featured pies that suspiciously resembled those of the top-rated L&B Spumoni Gardens in Brooklyn, which has Colombo ties. Representatives of the families had a “sit-down” (at a neutral site–a Panera Bread restaurant) and worked out a payment plan to satisfy L&B.

THIS WEEK IN POOPER SCOOPER DUELS Seattle police reported that a woman had been walking her dog in Plymouth Pillars Park at about 2 a.m. on May 10 and allegedly making noise that disturbed another man.

Both were carrying pooper scoopers, and it is unclear which of the two started it, but the woman claimed the man jousted his toward her off and on in a “30-minute” duel, as she used hers to block his assaults. Police said a search failed to turn up suspects. ■ chuck@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1603n4

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Our Plastic Problem One researcher’s experiences documenting the Western Pacific Garbage Patch Cynthia Matzke

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he development of a new manmade plastic called Parkesine won the bronze medal in The Great London Exposition in 1862. Since then, scientists have created more plastics at an ever-increasing pace. It’s no wonder that more than a hundred types of plastics are littering our oceans and gathering into great garbage patches and swirls. Giant gyres of garbage floating beneath the surface, undetectable by satellite images, are quietly choking fish while altering the the ocean's ecology.

In May an expedition of paying scientists, educators, and environmental activists left Majuro in Kwajalein aboard Pangea’s Sea Dragon heading for the Western Pacific Garbage Patch (WPGP) and, eventually, Tokyo. From there, a new crew will join the boat for a return trip to Maui.

The journey is a collaboration between Algalita Marine Research Institute, 5 Gyres Institute and Pangea Exploration, all of which want people to see the extent of ocean pollution. Trilogy Excursion’s own Cynthia Matzke joined the crew to gain insight and information on the severity of the plastic pollution and immediately share findings in Japan, Korea and Hawaii.

“I brought three cameras with housings and am ready to splash in and to document it–in photos and video–to bring the images and message back to land,” says Matzke.

“The point is to move peoples’ hearts, to move away from plastics and our disposable lifestyle. The five gyres cannot be magically cleaned up with a giant aqua-Hoover as one might imagine. It’s unfortunately too late for that end-of-pipe dream. Plastic is far more formidable than we might imagine. It doesn’t bob around at the surface in an orderly fashion. It’s ever-shrinking bits release toxins and grow algae to become deadly fish nibblets.

It permeates the water column like confetti sprinkling a Doomsday parade.”

The Pangea’s Sea Dragon is a pay-for-play kind of ocean exploration, booking teams of

“journalists, marine biologists, filmmakers, divers, photographers, educators, sailors, anthropologists, conservationists and bloggers” on their trips that include meals and gear.

They are currently recruiting their next trip to Kiribati for about $5,000 per passenger.

Researchers aboard the Sea Dragon’s Garbage Patch crossing were concerned with four things: how fast the plastics are spinning in the gyre; the rate in which it is breaking down; the possibility that invasive species are traveling aboard the debris; and how much marine life actually lives in the gyre.

Matzke says samples were taken in a handful of ways, a slow quantified manta trawl every 50 miles, a fast trawl and via a scoop while sailing.

Only rarely did they stop to pick up debris.

“If we tried to stop every time we saw sizable chunks to gather them, we would still be out there,” she said. “You learn to pick your trash wisely in the gyre. I was able to get in the water only one time: to film the initial find of our first net ball and see who and what was swimming around under and with it. There were a couple larger fish (probably mahi) that bolted as soon as I splashed in. Other fish such as rainbow runners, chubs and sergeant majors were also swimming with the net ball.

“Creatures like that don’t belong in the pelagic zone, and it is actually the hitch hiking critters that has me even more concerned for Hawaii than the debris itself,” she continued. “Our fragile ecosystem is unique in that 25 percent of fish species here are endemic.

That makes us highly vulnerable to invasive species. We also found small and tiny organism at home on the debris, from frog fish to firey bristle worms and barnacles. Many other microscopic organisms were present as well– too many creatures to name.”

Matzke attended the Symposium on Plastic Pollution in the Marine Environment at the Tokyo University of Agriculture and Technology. There, scientists, students, citizens and even plastic producers came together over the issue. She said

The crew aboard the Sea Dragon

an interesting discussion was started between a Japanese plastics industry executive who stated that that most of the trash littering the beaches on a normal basis (not including the tsunami debris) was from other countries that washed up there, and that Japan dealt efficiently with all of its debris. He was quickly but very politely countered by an older local woman who cleans up beaches regularly in her seaside village several hours away. She stated that much of the plastic debris that washes up there comes from Japan.

“I will say that where the world has a plastic problem, Japan and other parts of Asia seem to have an addiction,” says Matzke.

“But incredibly, there was no trash littering the streets in Japan, and I saw people making every effort to deal with their trash, even though trash cans in public places were not easy to find. It costs money to throw your trash away there–a lesson we learned fast as we arrived on the docks in Japan with debris we had found at sea and discovered it would cost us dearly to dispose of it.”

On June 1, the Sea Dragon began its return to Hawaii with a new crew. The ship is expected to make land fall in Maui this week. The steelhulled, 72-foot vessel sailed an eastern route to venture through and record tsunami debris.

From the ship’s blog at the Algalita Institute website, Katie Transue posted a week ago about a small skiff lost 1500 miles of the coast of Japan at 29°11.9 North-170°35.2 East: “We’ve found a boat presumably ripped from its mooring when the wave hit. Everyday now, we’re spotting something—a spare tire from a light truck, a piece of traditional Japanese flooring, and several other objects that may or may not be from the tsunami,” Transue wrote. “We dive on her to survey what we can’t see beneath. In the water, there is little growth on the boat—just a few barnacles, maybe five or so. Tucked in the inside are probably 50 or 60 fish; Triggers, Rainbow Runners and some species that look clearly out of place—tropical coral dwelling fish. As

Plastic Pollution we approach they scatter, then return. What’s now a wreck of a boat has become a floating reef system for this crowd.”

To help, the 5 Gyres Institute is asking people to make the plastic promise, reducing your plastic use in the following five ways: bring your own water bottle, mug, utensils and reusable bag; say ‘No’ to plastic straws; buy what’s in the least amount of plastic packaging; pick up five pieces of plastic litter; and ask family, businesses and co-workers to do the same.

As the Sea Dragon approaches Hawaii, Matzke is also organizing a Blue’aina cleanup at Lahaina Harbor with Trilogy as a welcoming event for the crew. Two Trilogy boats will be on hand at 8:30am on Saturday for firstcome, first-served passengers to go out and clean the reef ($20 donation).

Bring your own snorkel gear, towel and mesh bag for picking up rubbish. Then at 11am the clean-up at the Lahaina Harbor begins, with participants asked to bring their own bags. At noon, some of the Sea Dragon crew will be available to talk about their crossing. For more info, see their Facebook page at facebook.com/blueaina.

“While the earthquake in Japan and subsequent tsunami debris topic is gaining momentum in the media, the truth is that the plastic pollution that slips every day unnoticed from shores into the sea and collects in the gyres is the real issue we need to address,” says Matzke. “There are many groups on the island dealing with the issue of marine debris in a myriad of ways–finding one is the easy part, making the commitment to change your plastic use is just as important but requires diligence. It’s time to wrap our heads and hands around this issue and face the plastic pollution that arrives every day on the very waves that lap our shores.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1603n5

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Kula Kid Does Detroit Or, here’s what happened when MauiTime won its first AAN Editorial Award

I got a good feeling in a bad city tonight.

By Anu Yagi

-Rancid, “Detroit” (eponymous debut; 1993)

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h, Detroit. A place that demands you feel it. It’s got smooth, cool hands and hot nasty parts that’ll make you blush in bad ways; make you cry for more, too. It’s home to a people who say, “Look, this is who I am; we are.” And in so doing—at least for the tourist like me—challenges you to show something of yourself in turn.

That said, I’m sorry to report that my recent Maui-to-Michigan errand was meant for a better, braver Valley Islander. Picking battles would be good advice if you had a choice in the first place.

First place… Golly this goes against my MO of frothy self-loathe, but the whole weird reason I’m writing about Detroit (?!) is that I won first place (?!?!) in this dealie called the AAN Awards. (Ha. Ha. HA. Believe it or not, it’s got nothing to do with anonymous alcoholics. Just the pseudo-professional ones. Writing’s a great disguise gig for the self-enabled.) The acronym “AAN” stands for Association of Alternative Newsmedia and the awards are the dessert to the dinner that’s a hip industry conference, hosted by a different city annually. (Hence, Detroit in 2012.) The contest covers da whole country and Canada.

It’s MauiTime’s very first first-place, if I may boast. And I won for my (recently retired) little Kula Kid column, of all things.

So, Hawaii, you know how it is: a keiki wins one Mainland prize an’ so gotta go Up Dea fo’ represent, eh? The responsibility’s part of our post-modernish cultural protocol.

My seat back and tray table was in its upright position with just a couple terrifying Orbitz clicks on Mom n’ Nana’s credit cards (building off of a serendipitously timed–albeit long-ago-planned–vacation to Humboldt, compliments of former MauiTime

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editor Jacob Shafer, my one and only “Cap’n,” and his beautiful wife, Alyssa; a trip to which I’d also tacked-on a visit to Washington, DC, where my dear friend Traci, a fellow Kula kid, recently relocated with her husband, who now works at the Pentagon).

PANIC IN DETROIT Even in downtown Detroit’s most desolate streets, broken bits of pissed-on glass ain’t much match for hard Hawaiian feet. Who needs ruby slippers’ pointed pinch? Let my toes touch the ‘aina, wherever it may be and however concrete-covered. There’s life down there, I swear. Burgeoning and beautiful, because it’s of Earth. Sure, such islander naiveté in this day and age could land me with bacterial hepatitis, but who cares? My liver died long ago.

Oh-so apropos (and prize aside), I left Motor City with a nicked lip and bloody black eye, nearly swollen shut, hangover notwithstanding. “Um, are you OK?” asked a young flight attendant, her kind hand on my shoulder. All through the airport I’d gotten glances from other women, which read, “You shouldn’t let that bastard do that to you!”

“Nah. Jus’ had too much fun in your fine city. But thanks for asking,” I hiccuped.

Honestly, I have no recollection of my happy bruiser, and it’s easy to convince someone of that kind of truth when you’re clutching a can of Armour Vienna Sausage (more on that later) and reeking of Eau de 8 Mile.

Too much fun in a fine city indeed. And by “fun” I mean inspiration, moxie and love.

Detroit dishes all that in spades; a diamond radically roughed so that it sparkles all the brighter in its renaissance.

“Don’t tell me this city ain’t got no heart,” a

young man from Flynn told me, quoting The Grateful Dead. I’d have followed that up with “you just gotta poke around” but in Detroit you don’t have to. Every experience is evidence.

Touchdown to take-off, after just 44 wild hours in Southeast Michigan, I’ve come to believe that what’s happening in their city will model the way our country at large exhumes itself from our current troubles. Keep an eye on them and remember I told you so.

And to Hell with behemoth bailouts! Real revival’s being self-generated, revving in the hearts and minds of Detroiters. Talk to anyone investing themselves there and you’ll witness truly tenacious enterprise, grounded and growing from nostalgia. Then there’s the graffiti and wheatpaste art on abandoned brick buildings, which beg locals, “DETROIT, RESPECT YOURSELF!” It’s sort of sad, but says a lot. Moreover, I think the healing sentiment’s working.

Lovely as our Hawaiian Isles may be, we’ve got loads to learn—even, if not especially— from places like Detroit.

Though I’d come a long way at great expense to my family n’ friends, I still couldn’t afford the AAN Conference registration. So I crashed the nighttime parties. Duh. (Hey, I didn’t eat their food and I bought my own beer! And, with a travel-sized watercolor kit that my third grade teacher gave me when I had leukemia two years ago, I even made my own “Aloha, My Name Is” nametag that read “Imposter.”)

A couple weeks before I took off from OGG, just two days before Award nominees were announced, an unsolicited psychic embraced me and whispered crisply in my ear, “RISK!” It’s good advice, to a point. The writers’ Way, some might say. That is, until you can’t remember anything the morning after. (It’s

the opposite of ideal when remembering’s the whole heart of your business.)

Straight off the plane, I got gussied up, Google Mapped the club’s coordinates, and found my way to a Woodward Fountain-side party at the center of the city’s spoke wheel called Campus Martius Park. In ancient Rome, that meant “Field of Mars.” A fire destroyed the city in 1805, so Judge Augustus Brevoort Woodward (who Thomas Jefferson had appointed as the first “Chief Justice” of then-just-a-territory Michigan) designed its rebuilding with Campus Martius as the iris of its radial roads. Even cooler is that the layout’s modeled after Pierre Charles L’Enfant’s design for DC. (Our nation’s capital, coincidentally, was where my trip would conclude... By the way, I learned all that cool historic stuff—and loads more—the next day, from my new friends at The D:hive1.)

As I stepped into the party, I was consumed with but one thought: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING? I was not in Kula anymore. Way up here in the massively contiguous United States of Anonymity, there’s no social life jacket of friendliness by proximate familiarity—at least, not for Mauian me. It’s easy to forget the comfortable side effect of one of our islands’ clever curses: that your auntie’s friend’s neighbor’s sister is around every corner.

I really was an Imposter. Likely the only Imposter—and if not the only, certainly the most pitiful. Here I’d flung myself—by myself—halfway across the world on my grandmother’s dime, to land in a strange, old city as notorious as they come to collect what I thought could atbest be third place from people who didn’t even know I was here. Go ahead, open up your box of jokes about bright crayons.

So I plowed through—and away—from

the party of high makamaka writerly types, chiming glasses a melody to their industry talk. Because if there’s anywhere I feel comfortable, it’s at the bar. And that’s where I found my liquid courage, always with its bag of levies not bargained for.

At the beginning of the end of the first night, some Big Wig from the host paper, Metro Times, bought me a drink. Shot it when I was supposed to sip.

Big Wig said, “That was impressive!” And that’s the last thing I remember.

Well, it’s the last thing I remember until I came-to bawling in the lap of the politicianturned-United Way2-board member who I’d befriended earlier that night. A perfect gentleman who, thank God, ensured my safe return to the old but obscure Milner Hotel. (The Milner, bless it, is a place which a traveling wine dealer, riding with me in its oddly pie slice-shaped elevator, described as the poor man’s Chelsea.)

A couple months before I took off from OGG, after my second-to-last feature for MauiTime, a different psychic told me that I’d “puka through” to another dimension of living after I experienced The Great Sob (with an emphasis on the definite article).

Then I’d enjoy a lifetime of “vomiting truth.” Take that, Miss Cleo.

So that first morning-after—amazed my poisoned brain could think of anything at all—I thought of the psychic(s) as I texted the turned-politician with my mortified apologies.

He replied, “So u remember breaking down? U were quite hysterical. LOL.” Yikes. Yes, I remember screaming about Hawaiians’ je ne sais quoi genocide. The Bible. The Whale. The Big Five. The Tourist.

How Hollywood has bitch-slapped our image around worse than Judy Garland. How the whole thing just ain’t fair. And again as before, I’m not cut out for any challenge—especially one of helping to piece our Hawaiian Humpty Dumpty identity, much as I ache to…

Goddamn, Detroit. You and your mirror up to Nature! WELL, THERE. You happy?

Force me to show mine ‘cause you bared yours? I warned you it wasn’t pretty. But cut me some slack. Please. Besides, isn’t there enough beauty in the world already?

My night was stolen by the bottom of a glass, but I remembered that shit.

Sure wish I could remember a bit more, though.

See, when I got to the awards ceremony the following night, I asked if I could join the table of some Metro cats who looked sort of familiar. I was sure I talked to them at some point the night before. Just sure of it.

I’m great with names and stories when I’m sober. But I couldn’t remember these cats’ names if it’d save a blind puppy from a toy store fire.

The shit thing was, they knew who I was.

And not even as “Imposter.” They called me Anu, proper as if Pidgin was their first language.

Damnit.

“Look, guys. I just wanna apologize for last night,” I said. “I really don’t remember a thing. Not even this,” I pointed at my busted eye. I was the only one laughing.

“I wouldn’t worry about it—too much,” said the lean, lip-ringed boy to my left. He hung me on a long pause.

I shrunk into my shoulders.

“You said some very interesting things,” he casually exhaled. As if that made a bad thing better.

Crash, splat. I felt like a fat girl in a beauty pageant. Again.

“Well, for one, you said, ‘Everything pleasurable begins with the tongue.’ You made a decent argument: food, breath, sex, speech.” “[Expletive deleted], I would NEVER say that,” I denied. I’m too prude. Surely he was lying! A trick city kids play on blackout bumpkins…

I am poor, the pupu buffet looked rich, but the whole “tongue” thing made me too sick to sample. The Awards started suddenly and—evermore all a ball of nerves—I didn’t even use my last prepaid drink ticket. Which says a whole hell of a lot.

YOU REALLY LIKE ME?!

“This is the part when the bucket-o-pigs blood dumps from the ceiling,” I told myself.

Might’ve said it aloud, too.

A virgin to accolades like these, I realized it’s something of a proportions thing: when losers win, it feels suspiciously extra-great.

I was in the too-fancy Westin Book Cadillac’s Crystal Ballroom; the kind of joint I stink up by just standing too close to the door. Fancypants alt. journo folk were handing me a plastic trophy—not to keep, just to pose with—and a lowball of neat bourbon. It was the drink of the night, poured for first-place winners only.

Though grinning and giddy I was still suspect of everything. Cheeks pink, I thought of Keats: O, for a draught of vintage! Prolly not bourbon, but a hemlock hydrosol. Surely a trick to rid Earth of my rambling...

In lieu of certificates (forthcoming via snail mail), winners got to reach into a plastic grab bag, assembled from Detroit’s (Maybe The World’s) Most Curious—And Contagious— Automated Kiosk. This is AAN, after all. The vending machine’s goods included XXL men’s BVDs, a hot pink n’ black garter belt, a tiny bag of Cheetos, Hormel Chili, a travel enema kit, a banana flavored condom… Never thought I’d keep a can of Armour Vienna Sausage for all time, but it’s looking like I will.

Someone then snapped a picture of me— one giant, tangled giggle—and all I could manage to mutter was “Shut up! SHUT UP!” Wished Eminem-in-my-head would’ve shut up. I couldn’t help but hear him: “If you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it or just let is slip?”

Yo, I squandered that moment. Though no one was really giving speeches, if I only had a brain I’d have at least tried to spew some semblance of the thanks in my heart. Would’ve tried to say how badly I want to make my sweet n’ sorrowful small town proud.

Nope, not idiot me. The whole dealie was about honest, artful speech and I could only shout “SHUT UP!” It was, however, all sorts of fun to unabashedly chee hoo for former MauiTime art directors Scrappers and Chris Skiles, with current photographer Sean Hower, who for their 2011 MauiTime cover designs won an Honorable Mention. Scrappers also won third place in the same category for his good work at The Portland Mercury (which is where he is now, once again).

Considering I killed Kula Kid a couple months back by quitting MauiTime, this AAN shindig was a posthumous surprise. Something like a hall pass from Heaven to attend your own funeral ‘cause the flowers smell that good.

Sometime toward the end of the program I mustered the courage to drink the bourbon. “Mahalo ke akua,” was earnestly on my bitter breath. And God, I’ll never taste another drink quite like it.

When finally I got my wits about me and looked around, nearly everyone in the ballroom was gone. ‘Cept two smiling boys—one of them a fellow first-placer—and they wanted to buy me a beer.

In five minutes flat we were The Three Musketeers, out on the town, talking craft and falling into the sort of city mischief that I hope’s written on the wind somewhere, ‘cause it’s too good for my pen.

Terrence M. McCoy’s a ginger Wisconsinite who speaks fluent Khmerr and just wrote a book called The Playground, about wahine rebels in Cambodia. (McCoy’s book’s available on Amazon, and it has a sweet review in the The Washington Post, too).

He’s a contributor to Thee Atlantic, among other awesome stuff, and just moved to Texas to write for f the Houston Press.

Christopher Twarowski’s the investigative reporter at the helm of The Long Island Press, “the largest weekly newspaper serving Long Island, NY.” A multiple AAN Award winner and former staff writer for The Washington Post, he later drove five hours each-way to visit me in DC; twice bearing flowers, introducing me to his journo braddahs who work for Voice of America and orchestrating an impromptu Ethiopian-style birthday party, complete with a black velvet cape and mango smoothies.

Both boys are Columbia School of Journalism grads (the only j-school in the Ivy League; offering Masters programs-and-up only), cool as they come, and my adventures with them alone could fill this entire page and then some.

The thing is, I like ‘em so much that I hesitated inking anything about them at all. If I can fool them into being my friend for just a little bit longer, it’ll be too late for them to turn back.

Back… It wasn’t time for me to go back to Maui, but I had to be on outta Detroit.

Sprinting from a taxi in the too-early morning, I made my flight with literally a second to spare—swollen, stinking and so fully inspired.

The glances, the glares, a kind hand on my shoulder, “…too much fun in your fine city…”

Just before the plane took off to my turbulent snores, I took one last big gulp of “carbon and monoxide / the ol’ Detroit perfume,” as Paul Simon sings, and prayed its sweet and sour lessons might linger with me forever.

WINNING WASN’T EVERYTHING Detroit was but the intro to the first real vacation of my adult life (cancer not included): I lounged for a week in the ancient redwoods of Humboldt, under apple trees a la Newton or Eve; ambling along the epic Lost Coast, collecting pieces of dead creatures with my hanai nephews. Strange enough, it felt like coming home—though most everything I saw there I’d barely before even imagined. (Case in

point: pelicans. What’s that Jurassic shit?! Oh, and kelp is terrifying. The aesthetically evil tentacles of Cthulu, all too alive and well.)

I rode a Greyhound to San Francisco, my myriad seatmates sharing South Park references, blonde hash and some sort of medicinal honey that, to illustrate its potency, comes in an itsy bitsy dropper bottle. Along the way I also made friends with a couple harmless Columbian drug dealers and almost got arrested at the airport (Sorry Mom). I ate cheesesteak in Philly. I saw the Liberty Bell. I rode the DC Metro to the Newseum where I was sobered by a memorial to the hundreds of journalists ist who were murdered for their work. I smoked cigarettes and ate Peruvian chicken at the Pentagon.

I snagged a book t ffrom their 9/11 memorial cchapel called Battlefield PPrayers…

With all that n’ then some, s I’m a little bolder and a barer for the wear. I returned r to Hawaii with 66 6 cents in my pocket; all, like li the love and time in my m life, borrowed to begin with. w Oh, and with can of Armour A Vienna Sausage.

[1] The D:hive is an ultra-progressive place that “work[s] to make a personalized connection with each individual [they] come in contact with… [primarily] from a physical storefront in Detroit’s Central Business District where you will find help with anything Detroit: places to live, connections to great jobs, opportunities to link up with community organizations and leaders, and unique ways to explore and learn about this captivating city.”

They hooked me up with a bad-ass private tour of downtown (thanks, Jon!), and if you’re ever in Detroit, you need to check ‘em out.

Learn more at dhivedetroit.org.

[2] Actually, I met two politicians-turnedUnited Way heroes. Other than the gentleman (his name was Mike), there was a woman named Britt to whom I said, “Dude. You look like a former Miss Detroit or something, right?” She didn’t deny it and I’m starting to think I’m getting pretty good at pegging strangers. Because I was simply crashing parties, she planned “the perfect day in Detroit” for me, written in girlish script on a cocktail napkin that she folded all origami-ish. (The list even included her dad’s cell phone number, should I have wanted to take his boat to Canada.) In addition to a tour from D:hive, Britt set up a tour with Marletta at United Way—which meant I spent two hours sobbing about the wonderful ways they’re saving the world. Food and shelter aside, did you know that for ever 300 kids in poverty there’s just one book? Compare that to 30 books for each kid in middle class-and-above. So, Southeast Michigan’s United Way has partnered with all 10 hospitals in the area to meet with mothers before and after birth, giving them a “Village in a Box,” a program which includes a free keiki book for every kid, every month, for the first five years of their life. That’s the most lighthearted of their stories. The others I’m still recovering from. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @anuhenyagi To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1603L

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Jeff Groh, Wine Director and Beverage Manager

MERRIMAN’S KAPALUA One Bay Club Place, Lahaina 808-669-6400 merrimanshawaii.com/maui.htm DESCRIPTION: Nature, exquisite foods and luxurious beverages intersect flawlessly at the Point Bar at Merriman’s Kapalua. The gorgeous deck area has loungy comfortable seating, umbrellas for shade, even a couch and a fire pit for sundown. The expansive

area beckons to the wild east coastline of Molokai; it’s like sitting on the bow of a luxury yacht. For the last few years, Merriman’s used it as a wine bar, but people kept lusting for cocktails in this pristine outdoor environment that also overlooks Kapalua Bay. With Chef Peter Merriman’s menu, Jeff Groh, Wine Director and Beverage Manager, meticulously hatched a plan and a hand-crafted cocktail menu that would deliver one-of-a-kind flavors with Maui-grown products. Hence the Point Bar is the perfect place to spend a peck-

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GROH LOG: Jeff Groh instantly fell in love with the restaurant location and romance of HAPPY HOURS: 3-4:59pm living on Maui, so in March he whisked himself away from his Oregon home to steer the HAPPY HOUR DRINK SPECIALS: beverage program as Wine Director and Bev- Well drinks for $5; domestic beer for $3; origerage Manager at Merriman’s Kapalua. With inal Mai Tais are $6; 25 percent off glasses of lots of accolades like “Best Sommelier” in wine; 20 percent off wine bottles on the deck.

Portland by Tasting Magazine and “Best Beverage Professional in the Pacific Northwest,” KAMA’AINA FOOD SPECIALS: 25 his style is innovative, but it hasn’t all gone to percent off food at the main bar all day, every his head. Jeff loves to live and breathe pota- day (inside, not on the deck) and 25 percent off tions. He says he brewed his own beer before food Tuesday nights in the main dining room he could buy it. for dinner seating (bring your Hawaii ID).

Groh’s wine list for Point Bar cleverly alludes to physical phenomena with Pupus with a view selections under wines for sun and wines for shade, and champagne under “Every Sunset is a Celebration.” The cocktail menu is rife with homemade sodas, syrups, fresh garden herbs and artisinal spirits. It’s a glimpse of what urban bars are doing at the moment. Groh makes it relevant to Maui without the trendy prohibition handlebar mustache, suspenders, pomp and circumstance. “A drink doesn’t get better than its base spirit,” says Groh.

The cocktails are so balanced you could serve them on a tightrope.

COCKTAIL MENU AND PUPU MENU: The pupu menu showcases Merriman’s prowess with local produce from nearby farms. For instance, the taro in the smoked taro hummus is grown in nearby Honokohau valley. Merriman also shows it off in the taro fritters and the pan-sautéed Lehua taro cakes. The Nicoise salad is out of this world with Keahole lobster, prime filet mignon or seared ahi. Parmesan truffle fries and prime filet sliders with applewood bacon are just as spectacular.

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THURSDAY, JULY 5 ART 21 – Art21 is designed to share the creative process of visual artists through video, live programs and other media. Here you can view a one-hour video that asks, “In what ways can art convey equilibrium or disequilibrium?” and “What is reality, and how do artists perceive and express it?” It features works by Rackstraw Downes, Robert Mangold and Sarah Sze that explore balance and imbalance.

Free. 6pm. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

MAKAWAO RODEO & PARADE – Celebrate our nation’s independence paniolo-style in Makawao this weekend. It starts at Oskie Rice Arena with rodeo qualifying rounds (free to the public) 9am on Thursday and Friday. Check out the Bull Bash at 7pm on Friday, as riders hold on for dear life (fact: live bulls are less predictable than mechanical bulls). Then at 9am on Saturday, join Makawao Town again as paniolos, politicians, businesses and more parade up Baldwin Avenue and down Makawao Avenue. There will be no street parking but you can park at Oskie Rice Arena and catch a free shuttle to the parade. The rodeo fun continues at 1pm on Saturday and Sunday. Bull Bash: $15; Rodeo tickets: $15 adults, $10 seniors and students, $5 keiki.

July 6, 7pm; July 7-8, 1pm. Oskie Rice Arena, Makawao (Olinda Rd.); 808-283-2741.

FRIDAY, JULY 6 WILLIE K DOES WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – Wailuku kicks it up a notch with Hawaiian music star Willie K at the newest First Friday Town Party.

Maui Thing (celebrating its fourth anniversary) and Pride Ink (celebrating its second anniversary) are teaming up for “Maui Pride.” Check out the fashion show starting at 6:30pm in front of Maui Thing. Willie K will provide live music for the catwalk, and will continue jamming from 7:30pm on. Throwback band Déjà Vu will play hits from the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s in Banyan Tree Park, starting at 6pm. Other live bands include Visibly Shaken, playing at Giannotto’s, Gene Argel & Ohana at Cafe O’ Lei and live music at Main Street Bistro. As always, there will be a beer garden, delicious food vendors, great people watching and lots of fun. Free. 6-9pm. Market Street, Wailuku; mauifridays.com, facebook.com/WailukuFirstFriday.

THE PRODUCERS – The Broadway hit The Producers is coming to Maui, and will bring a lot of laughs. It’s a Mel Brooks musical (adapted from his 1968 film) about two producers who think they can make more money with a flop than a hit. It won a record-breaking 12 Tony Awards in 2001. Maui OnStage’s production features Maui musical theater stars Steven Dascoulias as Max, Michael Pulliam as Leo, Dale Button as Franz Liebkind and Maui newcomer Laura Cole as Ulla. The cast also includes Mark Bolden, Charles Cook, Dylan Bode, Ellen Peterson, Felicia Chernicki, Francis Tau’a, Kalani Whitford and Jason Wolf.

Opening night tickets include a pre-show reception, where you can enjoy coffee and desserts from 7-8pm. $15-28. July 6-29, Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30pm (Opening Night at 8pm), Sundays at 3pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com

FRIDAY, JULY 6 ANGEL MELODY – Maui girl Angel Melody has been displaying her artwork in Lahaina galleries since she was five. Now the Lahainaluna/Maui Community College grad will be showing new oil paintings in her exhibit “Growing Up On Maui,” hosted by the Lahaina Arts Society. Free. 6-8pm. Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); lahaina-arts.com

DRAG SHOW – Say goodbye to the gender binary and say hello to fake eyelashes, glitter and five fierce divas in drag. Head over to Three’s Bar & Grill for the “Tantalizing Summer in the Sun” Drag Show, featuring five fabulous drag queens. Guess sometimes men are better at being women than we are. But be careful guys: walking in stilettos is no joke. $10 pre-sale, $15 at door. 10pm. Three’s Bar & Grill (1945-G S. Kihei Rd.); 808-8793133; threesbarandgrill.com; facebook.com/threesbarandgrill

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ANNUAL POOKELA CHURCH BAZAAR – After catching the parade in Makawao (starts at 9am), head up the street and enjoy Po’okela Church’s annual bazaar! You can pick up plants, flowers, produce, baked goods and ono food. Don’t miss their treasurehunt of a rummage sale (I bought a purse there four years ago for $2 and I use it every day). The kids will be entertained at the Keiki Zone, which will have games and a free bouncing castle. And they’re offering free parade parking on the church grounds. Free.

7am-2pm. Po’okela Church, Makawao (200 Olinda Rd.); 808-573-0903.

HIP HOP DANCE SHOW – Check out performers from the Konomi Dance Works group as they pop, lock and drop it center stage at Queen Ka’ahumanu Center. Just think Step Up 4: The Mall, minus Channing Tatum. He’s too busy stripping, anyway. Free. 7-7:30pm. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-242-6969; queenkaahumanucenter.com.

SATURDAY, JULY 7 LATIN NIGHT AT OCEANS – Add some Latin flavor to your Saturday aturday night! Jose Castro (aka DJ JamN J) hosts Latin Night at Ocean’s Bar & s.

Grill on the first Saturday of every month with DJ Moy and DJ Nexus.

DJ JamN J has spun at LA nightclubs including Rhumba Room and Universal City Walk before moving to Maui in 1989. He’s played at parties all around the island, and has been Kahului Ale House’s resident DJ on Sundays for the past two years. Free. 10pm-close.

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PAULA FUGA AT STELLA’S – Enjoy a four-course dinner with a side of great, live Hawaiian music. Paula Fuga returns to Stella’s Supper Club this Saturday, accompanied by Maui musician Kanoa. Fuga was homeless and living on the beach at age five, but was able to grow and make a life for herself through sheer talent and perseverance. She’s played with Jack Johnson and Ziggy Marley, and is best known for her sweet, soulful voice. She independently produced her debut album, Lilikoi. Kanoa is also known for experimenting with Jawaiian and funk. Dinner and show $60. 7pm. Stella Blues Cafe (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com; facebook.com/stellablues.

SUNDAY, JULY 8 TRILOGY REEF CLEANUP – Here’s a chance to learn about our delicate reefs and help keep them clean and healthy. Join the Trilogy crew for a lesson on marine debris. The Sea Dragon crew will be there to share their discoveries from a recent trip to Japan. Spots on the boat will be first-come, first-served, so get there at 8:30am to reserve your space. You’ll be back in the harbor by 11am for the Lahaina Harbor clean up. Participants need to bring their own mask, snorkel, fins, mesh bag and towel. $20 donation for boat. 8:30am-12pm. Lahaina Harbor; facebook.com/BlueAina; sailtrilogy.com/blue

FINE WINE, FINE ART – Nothing says you’re cultured like spending your evening admiring abstract oil paintings and fine wine. Maui artist Brad Forsythe will be showing his latest works in Paia, which means he’ll also be there mingling and answering questions. At the same time, John Hanhauser, co-owner of Virgil’s Vineyard, will release the 2009 vintage of the Smuggler’s Son, a Bordeaux/Burgundy blend that is the first of its kind made in California. This event is about celebrating the finer things in life. And the best part? It’s free!

So you can let out your inner art collector/sommelier without actually having a cent to your name. Free. 6-9pm. Turnbull Fine Art, Paia (137 Hana Hwy); 808-579-9385; turnbullfineart.com

MONDAY, JULY 9 S SYSTEMIC ABSTRACTIONS – Here’s your chance to leave reality for a bit and enjoy 40 years worth of paintings from abstract artist S.A. (Sharon) Jones. Her works play with color, shape and form. She draws o on music, geology, the cosmos and her past life (she was a veterinarian) for inspiration. Intrigu triguing doesn’t even come close to describing her wo work. Free. Daily (except Mon. & Tues.), 11am-5 11am-5pm. Schaefer Gallery, MACC (One Camero Cameron Way); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 11 GIANNA MITCHELL 4 THE LUV OF ARTS AND MUSIC – For the st third year now, friends and relatives of Gianna Mitchell, a young artist e and surfer who lived on the Westside until her death in 2009, have held a fundraiser in her honor to raise money to promote art for children. There will be much art up for auction, including five giclees of Mitchell’s and a work by George Clinton of Parliament, and plenty of music by Bryan DeBris and Junior B, Augi, Ma’a and DJ BlackHouse. All proceeds will go to the Lahaina Arts Society and Ebb & Flow Arts, and so far, the fundraisers have donated about $7,000 to ); the organizations. 7pm-1am. Longhi’s (888 Front St., Lahaina); facebook.com/giannam.mitchellmemorial

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he reason why great comic book superhero movies stand out from the bad ones is simple: if they get the man behind the mask right, the rest of the film will work. We’re still talking about how great Christopher Reeve was as Superman because, sure, he played The Man of Steel well, but he made Clark Kent an endearing figure and gave a rich dual performance. Michael Keaton and Christian Bale are justly singled out for their complex depictions of Bruce Wayne and, really, the best scenes in Iron Man are with Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark, not his CGI stand-in.

Whether it’s an origin story or a standalone tale, these films tend to grab us with their effects and wishful thinking fantasies (who wouldn’t want to Hulk out?) but if there’s no human center, it doesn’t resonate.

The biggest thing The Amazing Spider-Man gets right is putting a wonderful new actor into the role of Peter Parker and making the man behind the mask matter to us even more than his tussle with a CGI monster.

Andrew Garfield plays Parker as a viciously bullied high school student whose acquaintance with his high school crush Gwen Stacey (Emma Stone, touching and adorable) leads him to accidental contact with a radioactive spider. Once the metamorphosis begins, so does a testy relationship with a scientist, played

by Rhys Ifans, whose own transformation presents a threat to Parker and the entire world.

Coming just a decade after Sam Raimi’s initial blockbuster, I was hesitant to embrace a reboot of something that worked fine the first time.

However, the comparisons are in the new Spidey’s favor. I liked Tobey Maguire’s winning, understated Parker, but he seems catatonic compared to the tour de force Garfield gives here. Playing Parker like a high school Hamlet, Garfield is flush with angst, inner torment and believable teenage sulk. While initially jarring to see the character played as such a strange,

moody teen, Garfield’s performance is always believable and rich with depth.

He and Stone have a potent chemistry and the love triangle of the past three films is thankfully gone. While a long film, in which Parker doesn’t don the mask until well into the running time, the narrative isn’t rushed and gives the human story as much room to breathe as the fanciful turns of the second and third act.

Ifans is mostly upstaged by his CGI likeness, which eventually takes over his performance but terrific supporting work by Martin Sheen (as Parker’s compassionate uncle) and Denis Leary (as Stacey’s no-nonsense father) add flavor to the more low key scenes. The initial scenes of Parker discovering his new powers are slapstick heavy and the film’s biggest misstep, while Garfield’s mannered performance will likely cause the most fanboy debate.

Director Marc Webb stages some exciting set

pieces, with the standout arguably an astonishing sequence involving Parker creating a vast gossamer in a sewer system. There’s also a brief but brilliant scene in a high school music room that cleverly utilizes Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee. The action is breathtaking but the attention to character and the core love story is what makes it soar. The closing scenes between Parker and Stacey left me choked up and surprisingly moved.

Back in the 1990s, James Cameron had planned to make the first Spider-Man film but went with True Lies instead. With its unique James Horner score, huge action set pieces, touching love story, and ambitious scope, this feels like the Cameron comic book epic we almost got to see.■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1603f

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FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue) The Amazing Spider-Man-PG13-THU (12:45, 4:00), 7:15, 10:20. SAT-SUN (12:45), 4:00, 7:15, 10:20. MON-WED (12:45, 4:00), 7:15, 10:20.

Brave-PG-THU (1:15, 3:45), 6:45, 9:15. FRI (1:15, 3:45), 6:45, 9:15. FRI (1:15, 3:45), 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:15), 3:45, 6:45, 9:15. MONWED (1:15, 3:45), 6:45, 9:15.

Savages-R-FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. SATSUN (1:00) 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. MON-WED (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00.

Snow White and the Huntsman-PG13-THU (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45. FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 9:45.

Ted-R-THU (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:30. FRI (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:30. FRI (1:30, 4:20), 6:55, 9:30.

SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:20, 6:55, 9:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:20), 6:55, 9:30.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s My Boy-R-THU (1:20, 4:20), 6:55, 9:45.

FRI (1:20, 4:20), 6:55, 9:45.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter-R-THU-FRI (1:40, 4:05), 6:35, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:40), 4:05, 6:35, 9:15. MON-WED (1:40, 4:05), 6:35, 9:15.

The Amazing Spider-Man-PG13-THU-FRI (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 9:50. SAT-SUN (12:15), 3:30, 6:45, 9:50. MON-WED (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 9:50.

The Avengers-PG13-THU (11:40, 2:55), 6:20, 9:25. FRI-WED (11:40), 6:00.

Madagascar 3-PG-THU-FRI (11:50, 2:05, 4:15), 6:40, 8:55. SAT-SUN (11:50, 2:05), 4:15, 6:40, 8:55. MON-WED (11:50, 2:05, 4:15), 6:40, 8:55.

Magic Mike-R-THU-FRI (11:30, 1:55, 4:25), 7:00, 9:35. SAT-SUN (11:30, 1:55), 4:25, 7:00, 9:35. MON-WED (11:30, 1:55, 4:25), 7:00, 9:35.

Moonrise Kingdom-PG13-THU-FRI (11:35, 1:45, 3:55), 6:30, 8:50. SAT-SUN (11:35, 1:45), 3:55, 6:30, 8:50. MON-WED (11:35, 1:45, 3:55), 6:30, 8:50.

People Like Us-PG13-THU-FRI (1:35, 4:20), 7:10, 9:55. SAT-SUN (1:35), 4:20, 7:10, 9:55.

MON-WED (1:35, 4:20), 7:10, 9:55.

Prometheus-R-THU (12:05, 2:55), 6:20, 9:25.

FRI-WED (3:00), 9:25.

Ted-R-THU-FRI (12:00, 2:35, 5:00), 7:30, 10:00.

SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:35), 5:00, 7:30, 10:00.

MON-WED (12:00, 2:35, 5:00), 7:30, 10:00.

The Amazing Spider-Man 3D-PG13-THU (12:45, 1:15, 4:00, 4:30), 7:15, 7:45, 10:20.

FRI (12:45, 1:15, 4:00, 4:30), 7:15, 7:45, 10:20, 10:50. SAT (12:45, 1:15), 4:00, 4:30, 7:15, 7:45, 10:20, 10:50. SUN (12:45, 1:15) 4:00, 4:30, 7:15, 7:45, 10:20. MON-WED (12:45, 1:15, 4:00, 4:30), 7:15, 7:45, 10:20.

To Rome With Love-R-FRI (11:45, 2:30, 5:30), 8:30. SAT-SUN (11:45, 2:30), 5:30, 8:30. MONWED (11:45, 2:30, 5:30), 8:30.

Tyler Perryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s: Madeaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Witness Protection-PG13THU-FRI (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:10), 6:50, 9:30.

KAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;AHUMANU 6 Queen Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Brave-PG-THU 11:00, 12:45, 1:20, 3:40, 3:45, 6:00, 7:00, 8:20, 9:45. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:20, 3:40, 6:00, 8:20, 10:35. SUN-WED 11:00, 1:20, 3:40, 6:00, 8:20.

Brave 3D-PG-THU-WED 12:20, 2:40, 5:00, 7:20, 9:35.

Katy Perry: Part Of Me-PG-THU 10:45, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30. FRI-WED 10:45, 12:15, 1:00, 2:35, 3:15, 4:55, 5:30, 7:15, 9:35.

Friday

Katy Perry: Part Of Me 3D-PG-THU-WED 12:00, 2:20, 4:40, 7:00, 9:20.

Savages-R-FRI-WED 11:10, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15.

KUKUI MALL 1819 S. Kihei Rd, 1-800-326-3264 ( Matinees: every day until 4pm) Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter-R-THU 11:10, 1:20, 3:45, 6:00, 8:20, 10:40.

The Amazing Spider-Man-PG13-THUMON 11:00, 1:50, 4:50, 7:50, 10:35. TUES 1:00, 4:05, 7:00, 10:00. WED 11:00, 1:50, 4:50, 7:50, 10:35.

Brave-PG-THU-WED 11:15, 1:30, 3:55, 6:05, 8:20, 10:30.

Ted-R-THU-WED 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30.

To Rome With Love-R-FRI-WED 11:10, 1:45, 4:10, 7:05, 10:00.

Saturday

Tuesday

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter-R-THU (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:35. FRI (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:35.

Katy Perry: Part Of Me-PG-THU (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:40. FRI (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:40. SATSUN (1:30) 4:20, 7:05, 9:40. MON-WED (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:40.

Madagascar 3-PG-THU (1:00, 3:45), 6:55, 9:15.

THU (1:00, 3:45), 6:55, 9:15. FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:55, 9:15. FRI (1:00, 3:45), 6:55, 9:15. SATSUN (1:00), 3:45, 6:55, 9:15. MON-WED (1:00, 3:45), 6:55, 9:15.

Magic Mike-R-THU (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:40.

THU (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:35. FRI (1:30, 4:20), 7:05, 9:40. (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:15), 4:00, 7:00, 9:35. MON-WED (1:15, 4:00), 7:00, 9:35.

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STELLA’S SUPPER CLUB WITH HAPA - Fri, Jul 6. A 4-course dinner featuring live music by Hapa. $60 plus tax and tip includes preferred seating, dinner and show, $30 show only. Cocktail service will be available. 6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

NARNIA, THE MUSICAL - Every Sun, Fri & Sat. MAPA’s Teen Musical Theatre Camp students present this enchanting musical based on The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. F & Sat. show: 7:30 pm/ Sun. show: 2pm. Tickets available at the customer service kiosk in Queen Ka’ahumanu Center. $14 adults, $10 students.

7:30pm Steppingstone Playhouse, (Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org

STELLA’S SUPPER CLUB WITH PAULA FUGA AND KANOA - Sat, Jul 7. A 4-course dinner featuring live music by Paula Fuga and Maui’s own Kanoa. $60 plus tax and tip includes preferred seating, dinner and show, $30 show only. Cocktail service will be available. 6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC - Wed, Jul 11. George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Awardwinning concert series. Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, a different guest artist is featured each week. Dinner/show package available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm seating). $39.99. 7:309:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd.); 808-669-3858; slackkey.com / napilikai.com

FRIDAY TOWN PARTIES

THE PRODUCERS - Every Sun, Fri & Sat. A Mel Gibson Musical. Winner of a record 12 Tony Awards! Max Bialystock, a once great Broadway Producer grabs Leo Bloom, his accountant, and attempts to produce the biggest flop possible. F & Sat. 7:30 pm/ Sun. 3:00 pm. $17-28. 7:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com MAUI ONSTAGE’S ONO & BET SERIES Mon, Jul 9. Our book in hand Bare Essential Theater (BET), a bare stage, a bunch of talented actors, and a great script. Play readings, concerts, comedy nights, and poetry slams for one night only! Enjoy refreshments throughout the performance. Free (donations accepted).

6:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com

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WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY - Fri, Jul 6. Experience an exciting street fest in the heart of Wailuku, with colorful vendors and performers.

Highlights include: Be a Jerk campaign, voter registration table by Hawaiian Civic Clubs and a beer garden by Kumu A’o, Inc. Free. 6-9pm (Market, Main and Vineyard Streets); facebook.com/mauifridays

TEAM MEMBER BAKE OFF - Sat, Jul 7. Join Whole Foods Market for their taste challenge where team members present their best Banana Bread recipe. The winning recipe will be featured in our Bakery Department. Free. 2pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

LIVE PERFORMANCES - Fri, Jul 6. Willie K at Maui Thing Stage. Deja Vu at Banyan Tree Park. Visibly Shaken at Giannotto’s Pizza on Main Street. Gene Argel & Ohana at Cafe O Lei on Market Street. Brett Moore & Ian Yannell at Vineyard Food Company. Live music at Main Street Bistro at 2051 Main Street. Free. 6-9pm.

DUKE’S TASTING MENU FEATURING FEED MY SHEEP - Daily. Duke’s is featuring Feed My Sheep as part of their Chef’s Tasting Menu. This special menu will run daily from 4:45-5:45pm July through September.

Through its Legacy of Aloha Program, a portion of the proceeds from this tasting menu will be donated to FMS. $25.95. Duke’s Beach House, (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900; dukesmaui.com

MAUI PRIDE PARTY & FASHION SHOW - Fri, Jul 6. Maui Thing and Pride Ink are celebrating their anniversaries with a Maui Pride party. Live music by the one and only Willie K and a high-energy fashion show featuring Maui Thing’s brand new, debut summer line. Free. 6-9pm Maui Thing Stage, (Market Street); mauithing.com/blog EXHALE! - This monthly event features music by Kate Griffiths, a poetry performance

by Niema Lightseed, hypnotism show with Joshua Green, interactive art, community yoga w/ Bridget, a “Finger Friday” tattoo special (10am-7pm, must book ahead), healthy treats and superfood elixirs! Free. 6-9pm Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., 2nd Floor, Wailuku); 808-359-1060; bodyaliveyoga.com; keepbreathing@bodyalive.com

WEEKEND GRILLING - Every Sun, Fri & Sat. Join Whole Foods Market every Friday through Sunday for the best grilling on island.

Plate lunches include fresh grilled to order fish, chicken or beef with your choice of sides.

11am-2pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui MOUTH-WATERING MONDAYS - Mon, Jul 9. Come and try free samples of what is in season, new or has got us excited each week.

Free. 5pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Tue,

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Jul 10. See (and sample!) how Chef Jessica Oshier uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfasts, and desserts.

No registration required. Free. 5:30-6:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808877-2661; downtoearth.org

TICKETS ON SALE STELLA’S SUPPER CLUB WITH HAPA - Fri, Jul 13, Fri, Jul 20 and Fri, Jul 27. A 4-course dinner featuring live music by Hapa. $60 plus tax and tip includes preferred seating, dinner and show, $30 show only. Cocktail service will be available. 6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-8743779; stellablues.com NA HOKU HOU AWARD WINNERS CONCERT - Sat, Jul 14. Enjoy the music of Hawai’i from this year’s and previous years’ talented award winners. Featured artists who won 2012 awards include: Robert Cazimero, Natalie Ai Kamauu, Waipuna, Starr Kalahiki, Makana and Willie K’s Warehouse Blues Band. $25 GA seating, $45 reserved table seating, and a limited number of $75 exclusive VIP packages (plus applicable fees). 7pm Yokouchi Pavilion/ Courtyard, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org NSEW FESTIVAL OF NEW MUSIC: PIANO SYNERGY! - Sat, Jul 14. Ebb and Flow Arts present brave and groundbreaking works for four pianos by Cage, Debussy, Faure, Feldman, Busby, Milhaud, Ravel, and Osborne performed by Beatrice Scorby, Peiling Lin, Lotus Dancer, Anne Ku, Ruth Marata and Robert Pollock. Free. 7:30pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, 2nd Floor, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; ebbandflowarts.org SLACK KEY MASTERS WITH JOHN KEAWE - Thu, Jul 19. Grammy Award Winner George Kahumoku Jr. hosts and opens the show. John Keawe, a songwriter and slack key guitarist, infuses his music with the spirit of aloha and elements of his life. John’s lovely wife and hula dancer, Hope Keawe, performs with him. $25/standard, $45/VIP with artist talk-story session at 6:30 pm (plus applicable fees). 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org REGGAE IN THE VALLEY - Sat, Jul 21. The 7th annual Reggae in the Valley, is jam-packed with old school and new school island music, featuring Ekolu, Kalama, Positive Motions, Mana‘o Company, Common Kings, Maoli, Siaosi/Kiwini, Vaitai/Laga Savea and FIJI with special guest J-BOOG. $25/advance, $35 on event day. 4:30pm Pavilion/Amphitheater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org MELISSA ETHERIDGE - Tue, Jul 24. Grammy Award-winning songwriter and performer Melissa Etheridge returns to Maui for one night only. Melissa’s popularity is solidly built

around such memorable songs as “Bring Me Some Water”, “No Souvenirs” and “Ain’t It Heavy”. $35, $55, $75, $100. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org DISNEY’S SLEEPING BEAUTY - Daily beginning Thu, Jul 26 through Sun, Jul 29.

MAPA’s Youth Musical Theatre Camp students sing and dance their hearts out as they perform this classic fairy tale. T & F show: 7pm, Sat. & Sun. shows: 2pm & 4pm. Tickets available at the customer service kiosk in Queen Ka’ahumanu Center. $12 adult, $8 student. Steppingstone Playhouse, (Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, JULY 5 ARTIST LECTURE WITH VISITING ARTIST IAN TREMEWEN - Colouressence: The Art of Ian Tremewen. His abstract interpretation of the amorphic shapes of nature coupled with his design and composition enable him to present a perspective that is distinctly his own. Free. 5:30-6:30pm Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; huinoeau.com SCREENING OF ART21: BALANCE Through sculpture, paintings, and installations, the artists in this episode grapple with equilibrium and disequilibrium as they create highly structured works that challenge conventional notions of perception and representation.

Free. 6pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org 57TH ANNUAL 4TH OF JULY MAKAWAO RODEO AND PARADE - Today through Sunday. Giddyup for an Upcountry tradition that brings together the state’s finest paniolo! Free sneak peak of qualifying rounds at 9am on Thurs. & Fri. Bull Bash at 7pm on Fri. Parade at 9am on Sat. Rodeo action kicks up again at 1pm on Sat. & Sun. $15 adults; $10 seniors and students; $5 keiki; 3 & under are free.

Oskie Rice Arena, (Olinda Road, Makawao)

FRIDAY, JULY 6 OPENING RECEPTION OF “GROWING UP ON MAUI” BY ANGEL MELODY - Lahaina Arts Society will be hosting Angel Melody and her feature show, “Growing Up On Maui”, an exhibit of new oil paintings. Born on Maui, Lahainaluna/MCC grad Angel has been exhibiting her paintings in Lahaina art galleries since she was 5 years old. Free. 6-8pm Banyan Tree Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); lahaina-arts.com HIP HOP DANCE PERFORMANCE - Dance performance with performers from the Konomi Dance Works group. Free. 7-7:30pm Center Stage, Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-242-6969; queenkaahumanucenter.com

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Pi’ilani Arias, 5-9pm Soul Congress Band, 9pm12am (both sets no cover)

Felicity & the Maui Drivers 9pm; no cover

Flashback Saturdays Dance Party w/ DJ Z 9:30pm; no cover

Sunday Skool Nightclub (Hip Hop) w/ DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

MON - Clay Mortensen Trio, 4-7pm TUE - Bad Kitty, 8:30pm WED - Karaoke w/ Braddah Francis, 8pm (all sets no cover)

AMBROSIA

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

House Music & You w/ DJ AstroRaph 10pm; no cover

Sunrize Saturdaze w/ DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - DJ LaRage WED - DJ Del Sol and DJ CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

BLUE LAGOON

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; no cover

Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: “Back to the Future: w/ DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions, 10pm; $10

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

DJ Stylz & DJ Kamikaze 9:30pm; $10 for men, free for women

I Want Candy - The Ultimate 80’s Party Band, 9:30pm; $10, $5 w/ a costume

Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Pool Tournament 6:30pm; no cover

Annie and the Orfinz 8:30pm; no cover

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Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Pa’a Mana 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

DJ Scotty 10pm-1am; no cover

The Whiskey Pimps 8-11pm; no cover

Willie K 11-2pm; no cover

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142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

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Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

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ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

SATURDAY, JULY 7 PO’OKELA CHURCH’S ANNUAL BAZAAR - Items for sale include household & baby rummage, clothing, furniture, plants & cut flowers, and arts & crafts. Hamburgers, hot dogs, chili & rice, baked goods and more! Keiki zone with games and a free bouncing castle. Entertainment throughout the day! Free admission (proceeds of sale go to the ministries of the Church). 7am-2pm Po’okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-573-0903 HOLOKAI CLUB - Enjoy free arts & crafts and educational tables geared towards children in grades K-5th grade. Free. 10am-12pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com DISCOVER UH GRADUATE AND UNDERGRADUATE DEGREE PROGRAMS AVAILABLE ON MAUI - UH Center, Maui staff members will explain the various degrees offered on the Valley Isle through the Center’s distance learning program at an information table presentation, and be available to answer any questions. Free. 10:30am-12:30pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St.); 808875-6833; librarieshawaii.org FINE WINE, FINE ART - The gallery show will feature the abstract oil paintings of Maui resident Brad Forsythe. Also present will be Napa Valley Winemaker and Co-Owner of Virgil’s Vineyard, John Hanhauser, who will be releasing the 2009 vintage of The Smuggler’s Son. Free. 6-9pm Turnbull Fine Art, (137 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9385; turnbullfineart.com

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Ekolu Kalama (all sets 7-9:30pm; no cover)

Karaoke

OBON FESTIVAL - Free. 7pm Lahaina Jodo Mission, (12 Ala Moana St., Lahaina); 808661-4304; tinyurl.com/6ym6nd HARF DOG ADOPTIONS - Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation removes dogs from shelters filled to capacity, provides them veterinary and foster care, and then finds them homes.

Come meet our furry friends! 10am-4pm Petco, (270 Dairy Road, #144, Kahului); 808876-0022; hawaiiananimalrescue.org PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see website or call. 10am-4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808446-4126; hawaiianimalrescue.org / facebook. com/pages/hawaii-animal-rescue-foundation

Wolf 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter D, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

The House Shakers 6:30pm; no cover

MON - Gomega / TUE - Rampage WED - Jukebox Party (all sets 10pm; no cover) MON - Glen Awong, 10pm; no cover

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MONDAY, JULY 9 HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hip-ster stylie performance. Free. 10:30am Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, JULY 10 ARTIST IN RESIDENCE: CHAD DURGAN, JEWELER - Sculptor Chad Durgan (CD) and floral designer Steve Olivieri (SO) are New York natives who escaped the city for upcountry Maui. Inspired by the beauty of island nature, Durgan was soon turning the couple’s visions into unusual but elegant wearable art. Free. 1-3pm Maui Hands, Paia, (84 Hana

MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close / TUE - Music videos w/ DJ Daizy, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm-close (all sets no cover)

WED - Karaoke

Hwy.); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Learn some strumming techniques and impress your friends.

Free. 5:30pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, JULY 11 MAUI LIVE STAGE SHOW - Free. 6-8pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

PSYCHIC/INTUITIVE FAIR - Receive insights and inspiration from Maui’s premier intuitives (angel, astrology and tarot), plus aura photography. Held every first Saturday of each month. 11am-4pm Temple of Peace, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220; temple-of-peace.org

SUNDAY, JULY 8 TRILOGY’S BIG BLUE’AINA REEF CLEANUP - A special event that will welcome in the crew of the Sea Dragon from their trip in from Japan. Blue’aina’s objective is to cleanup and maintain Maui’s reefs, educate the community, and raise money for non-profits. Lunch & refreshments provided. $20 donation + assist with cleanup. 9am-12pm Kaanapali Beach,

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SATURDAY 8PM - 11PM 21+ NO COVER Happy Hour EVERY NIGHT 8pm-close (at bar top only, dining room excluded) $3 domestic drafts - $4 premium cocktails $4 domestic bottles - $5 Wines That Rock!

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JAVA JAZZ

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

JAY’S PLACE

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Mallori Danielle 9pm-close; no cover

Open Mic Night w/ Johnny Ringo 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika, 7pm

Kenny Roberts, 7pm

Eight Track Players, 7pm

John Grover, 7pm

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Nuff Sedd 9-11pm; no cover

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Danyel Alana & Don Lopez 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi 9:30-close; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA CAFE

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Free Karaoke w/ Danny DJ 10pm-12am; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pmclose; no cover)

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

WED - Jordan Tolentino, 9pm; no cover

MON - Trivia Night w/ John, 7-9pm / TUE - Open Mic w/ Kenny, 10pm-12am / WED Megatouch Game Day w/ Katie, 7-9pm

Pool Tournament 7-9pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke

Free Karaoke

Free Karaoke

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

Lynndy Klevin 7-9:30pm; no cover

Kahala 7-9:30pm; no cover

Eric Dotterer 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover

MON - S.I.N. w/ All Access DJs, 10pm WED - Open Mic w/ Red & Catfish, 9:30pm (both sets no cover)

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

Free Karaoke

MON-WED - Free Karaoke

FREAQuency Fridays w/ DJ Benjamin Jay, 10pm; $5

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Karaoke Night 10:30pm; no cover

Latin Night w/ DJ Danny 10pm; $10

Status Saturday w/ DJ Money Mike 10pm-close; $10

MERRIMAN’S

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

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MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Joe Benedett w/ Steve Grimes, 7-9pm / Pub Quiz Night, 9:30pm (both sets no cover)

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Sirens 6:30-9pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Roger McKinely 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Joel Katz, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover TUE - Brenton Keith, 7-8pm; no cover WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; dinner & show $65

Live Salsa Music w/ Nieto & Barbara 7:30-9:30pm; no cover

Next Level Entertainment presents Bottoms Up Fridays, 10pm; no cover

UFC 148 - Silva vs. Sonnen, 4pm; $10 / Latin Night, 10pm; no cover

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2414

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm; Wed, Ekolu Kalama 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Sam Ahia 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Mon, Peter deAquino 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Wolf 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DAVID PAUL’S ISLAND GRILL - Every Sun & Mon, David Wolfberg 6pm. (900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina); 808-662-3000.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Sat, The Blues Spirit of Maui 11am2pm; Sun, Willie K 11am-2pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback & Junior Lacuesta 1:30pm; Tue, Damon & Danyel Alana 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Derick & Damon 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am.

(Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P, Lahaina); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Nuff Sedd 8-10pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Danyel Alana & Don Lopez 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-

4811.

808-662-3700.

LAHAINA CAFE - Fri, Alex L Calma 7-9pm.

(843 Wainee St. Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina); 808667-6655.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10pm; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm.

(Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.

Bldg. J, Ka’anapali); (808) 661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm.

(100 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Tue, Fierce, Alternative Night w/ DJ Blast 9:30pm-2am; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Marvin Tevaga 6-9pm; Tue, “Lahaina Idol” karaoke with Troy 9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Mon, The Benoits 5:308:30pm; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm.

(1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

PARADISE GRILL - Sun, Gerit Williams 6-8pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina);

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9pm; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: Kingpin 7:30-9pm; Mon, The Jonah Trio 8pm.

(1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm.

(300 Maalaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; Sun, Mark Johnstone 6-9pm. (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

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ROYAL LAHAINA

2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KAPALUA

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Un-corked & Unplugged 10pm-1am; no cover

SANSEI - KIHEI

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Blast 10pm-close; no cover

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover

DJ LX 10pm-close; no cover

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

Bike Night w/ Vince Esquire & The Unknown Blues Band 7pm, no cover

Sweet Spot 8:30pm; no cover

Foullix 8:30pm; no cover

Free Karaoke 4pm; no cover

MON - Free Pool, 6pm / WED - Free Karaoke & Free Pool, 6pm (both sets no cover)

Ah-Tim 4-6pm; no cover

Supper Club w/ Hapa 6pm; $60 dinner & show, $30 show only

Supper Club w/ Paula Fuga & Kanoa, 6pm; $60 dinner & show, $30 show only

Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; no cover

MON - Mike Finkewiecz, 4-6pm TUE - Tom Conway, 4-6pm / WED - Randall Rospond, 4-6pm (all sets no cover)

Jerry Caires Jr. Band 9pm-1am; $4

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

R.S. SHARKY’S

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 874-6115

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, House Shakers 6:30pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314; 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Mon, Jacob (of the Alliez) 4-8pm.

(1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Mon, Music by Rama 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Island favorites with Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Girls Night Out with Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Sun, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Ron & Tarvin 6:308:30pm; Tue, Kilohana 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Wolf 3-5pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Barefoot Minded 3-5pm; Sat, Erin Smith 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 3-5pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201); 808-891-2322.

MON - Kanoa, 4pm / TUE - DJ LX, 10pm WED - Ladies’ Night w/ The ADD Twins, 10pm (all sets no cover)

Jordan & Gordon 9pm-midnight; no cover

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR STEEL HORSE SALOON

Kanoa 10pm-close

Karaoke/Family Night 6pm; no cover

Live Music & Dancing 8pm; no cover

Open Mic Night w/ Shawn Michael & Elain Ryan 9pm; no cover

Drag Show 10pm; $10

Karaoke

WED - Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose 9pm-12am; no cover Live Music 5:30-7:30pm; no cover

WED - Brenton Keith & His Bag O’Tricks; 7pm; no cover

10pm; no cover

Acoustic Sessions w/ Ryan Rego 9pm; no cover

WED - The House Shakers 9pm; no cover

Karaoke

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We Love Timba Fridays 9:45pm-2am; $10

Spun Out w/ DJ LX 9:45pm-2am; $10

Twisted Thursdays w/ Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover

Forbidden Fridays w/ Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover

Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover

MON through WED - closed

Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover

ley 6:30-9:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks 7-8pm; Sat, The Sirens 6:309pm; Thu, Joe Benedett w/ Guitarist/Songwriter Steve Grimes 7-9pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

Merv Oana 5:30-9:30pm; Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei); 808-875-9983.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8pm; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:308pm. (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-877-0073.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm; Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Sat, Paula Fuga with Kanoa 6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Fri, Hapa 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music - Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm.

(2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112); 808-875-2910.

MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKin-

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed,

CENTRAL MAUI

MON - Free Karaoke, 9pm / TUE - Free Karaoke, 9pm / WED - Singles’ Night w/ X-Klusive Sounds Productions, 10pm (All sets no cover)

MAKAWAO STEAK HOUSE - Sat, Randall Rospond 6:30-8:30pm. (3612 Baldwin Ave.); 808-572-8711.

NORTHSHORE CAFE - Fri, Makana 7-9pm; Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm.

(824 Kokomo Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2770.

PAIA BAY CAFE - Sun, Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz 9-11am. (43 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-3111

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Take responsibility for your direction instead of blaming your past circumstances for the mess you’re in now.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Sometimes strokes of luck hit so hard they hurt. This week, you may be dashed nearly to pieces by at least one freak occurrence of narrowly averted un-luck—or, good luck cleverly disguised as bad. A careening cab comes close to creaming you, and you tumble into the arms of your newest good friend. Nearly trapped in an elevator, you actually look at your fellow passengers.

You miss the train that would get you to your meeting on time, but catch the eye of your next great love, waiting for the next train, just like you. The next time you’re nearly zapped by lightning, check out the source—the silver lining of the storm is your birthright, at least for a while.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) It’s frustrating, isn’t it, to have all these magnificent plans simply waiting to be brought to fruition, while you’re stuck sitting on your hands? It just plain sucks, especially when you think about all the times in your life when you were less directed and self-aware, but more empowered to act. Don’t give up on those dreams; they’ll come—perhaps even sooner than you think! See, on the surface this may appear to be a simple lesson in patience: Good things come to those who wait, and all that. But it’s not. Your hands may be tied, but your mouth isn’t. Good things come to those who ask for them, not who silently abide. Your assignment this week—decide what to ask for and from whom, then do it.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Virgos keep clean closets. I’ve seen this happen: One Virgo enters the home of another, and knows exactly where to find towels, Tupperware, or toilet paper rolls.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) I look forward to the day you learn to truly relax. I picture you holding court, wizened and wise, in a rocking chair on your front porch. People will come to you for witty advice, sage counsel, and practical know-how.

And you won’t be at the mercy of your intense, overcommitted lifestyle. You’ll have realized—at last—that you choose your busy-ness, instead of being a worried slave to it. But why wait until you’re old and withered and forced by circumstance into that realization? Think of it now, while you’re young enough to enjoy it.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) I had a cynical teacher in high school who used to say: “Thank God for stupid people.” Who else, he reasoned, would clean our houses, pick up our trash, wash our cars, and otherwise do all the tedious, menial tasks that more “evolved” people (like himself, presumably) couldn’t be bothered with? I, too, am grateful for those who are willing to do things I don’t enjoy. But I’m not idiotic enough to assume they’re stupid. Don’t kid yourself about the nature of your relationships. You are the servant to those you depend on, not the other way around.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Some of your ideas and opinions are anchored by rigid

concepts, calcified politics and blind faith. They’re pent up by unyielding schedules and controlled lists. I know you can’t ignore (or, better yet, incinerate, shred!) your day-planner. Unfortunately, most of you can’t seem to happily manage just getting your shit done in the haphazard, free-flowing manner the rest of us get by with.

There may be no hope for you, bound and gagged as you are by your own mind–-more effectively than by the harshest slave master. But some Caps have learned the creative and spiritual importance of time to do nothing (or anything), and actually schedule time for this. Will you?

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You lucky, lucky brat. The hardest part of being so damn fortunate is diverting the jealousy of everyone else. You could try modesty—quit bragging, you loudmouth—although once your luck is discovered, it’s that much more astonishing (and enviable). There’s an elegantly simple solution that doesn’t run so counter to your nature: radical generosity. Spread the love around. That’ll keep people rooting for you. Don’t you just love the resulting image you’ll present—some kind of well-loved combination of Santa Claus and King Midas (whose touch turned things to gold)? Make it happen, baby.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Take special notice of fences, walls, security gates, and window bars. Boundaries. You have trouble setting them, declaring them, and defending them. But you’d rather suffer than step on someone else’s toes. I’ve decided it’s my duty to teach you sweethearts how to be gateways but not doormats; exalted servants, not slaves; and how to fly along with the people you lift up so high. Lesson one: Say no to every favor you’re asked this week.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) When I worked in the produce department at a health food store, I read many studies conducted to determine the differences between organic and commercially produced fruits and vegetables. In addition to some pretty nasty—and virtually irremovable—shit they spray on some crops, they force them to grow with foul chemical fertilizers. Scientists hired to prove the opposite could only conclude that most of these vegetables and fruits were— nutritionally—bland, empty shadows of their organic counterparts. I share this information not just to plug sustainable agriculture, but to warn you: Watch what you feed yourself—mentally, spiritually, and physically—what’s put in is what’ll come out, only superficially transformed.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) This week will have at least a superficial resemblance to going bowling. You’ll pay for the privilege of putting on tight, smelly shoes worn by untold dozens of people from all walks of life. You’ll attempt to enjoy absorbing all that smoke-breathing, junk-food-eating sweat through the pores of your feet. Don’t get it?

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