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I wish to extend a compliment and congratulations to your recently news article “Gifts of Aloha” (Oct. 25, 2012).

Being a technical writer, the depth of your story is worthy of notice. I hope you don’t mind if I extend this compliment to my SURFPUNKS.COM blog. Keep up the excellent news reporting!

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COUNCILMAN DID MORE NICE THINGS THAN WE NOTICED (This letter refers to the Candidate! feature in our Oct. 18 issue) But [Councilman Don Couch] did some other good things–He voted for a [resolution] to repeal PLDC at the first pass (still in process). He voted for a [resolution] to label GMOs (I think).

And today he voted to take back out the 390 acres that the council put into urban growth boundary in Makena (someone was doing favors for a developer friend when they put it in urban). Unfortunately he was outvoted by [Mike] White, [Gladys] Baisa, [Mike] Victorino and [Joe] Pontanilla.

So yeah, Couch has been prodeveloper but he seems to be acting a little bit more in the public interest lately.

His opponent is a tea party spiritualist

who channels the dead or some such and was involved in a fake endorsement email that was sent around. She supports cane burning.

-Karen Chun, via MauiTime.com

A TASTEFUL REVIEW IN THIS PAPER? REALLY? Mr. [Barry] Wurst’s movie review is succinct and tasteful (“Ben Affleck scores with real movie about fake movie,” Oct. 18, 2012). I was wondering if this movie would be worth the time and money and now that I have read the review, I just might go see it. Thanks MauiTime for staffing good people like Wurst; his opinion is appreciated.

-Olivia Conner, via MauiTime.com

EH EH BRAH! (This letter refers to the Eh Brah! column which ran in our Oct. 18, 2012 issue.)

I’m pretty sure food products containing laxatives should be labelled with the according warnings else they could kill someone with dehydration (yum, healthy drink, then a hike… oops, not enough water! Pass out and hope someone finds you). Food products without such warning, however much a “cleansing effect” it is supposed to have, should be considered poison, like many other medicines are unless used properly.

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On Oct. 26, Pacific Business News reported that Alex Stanislaw, the Plantation House’s executive chef who has been there since its 1991 opening, has left the popular Kapalua restaurant. What, according to PBN, is Stanislaw going to do now?

A. Travel the world.

B. Play lots of golf.

C. Open a new restaurant in Wailea.

D. Open a new restaurant in Waikiki.

E. Start his own wine and food blog.

A. Paula Deen.

B. Gordon Ramsey.

C. That big guy who wears the hip glasses and stands next to Gordon Ramsey on Master Chef.

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E. Iron Chef Bobby Flay.

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Something new will open in Kahu-

lui in January, according to the Oct. 28 Maui News. What will open?

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ANOTHER DOOMSDAY FAKEOUT As I write these words, the East Coast is still recovering from Hurricane Sandy– one of the largest storms ever recorded in the North Atlantic. There was severe flooding in New York and Atlantic City.

The storm’s total death toll in the U.S. is more than 50, and it’s knocked out power for an estimated 8.2 million people.

Kinda puts Saturday night’s little tsunami scare into perspective, right?

Of course, none of us knew at the time that the tsunami waves, though real, were actually quite small and wouldn’t hurt anyone or damage anything, beyond the business generated by a few Halloween costume parties at various bars.

See, at 7pm on Saturday night, my girl-

warning buoys between here and Canada.

(Hey, Larry Ellison: Wanna help Maui County? Pay to ring the islands with a grid of buoys.) At least the whole thing was over before the network affiliates could develop some cheesy “Tsunami Watch 2012” news graphic.

Close to 10pm (the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center said that the first waves would hit the beaches at 10:28pm), my buddy and I got bored and decided to walk down Keonekai to South Kihei Road. Not to stand on the beach like an idiot, but just to take measure of the situation. After filling the bathtub with water (county officials said they were shutting off the water as a precaution), we headed out. We hadn’t even reached Keonekai yet when we saw a Maui Police cruiser race towards Pi‘ilani Highway, its flashers on and something

like it was much later in the evening than 10pm.

Along the way we passed a homeless guy, who clearly had been rousted out of his Kam Beach hideout.

“Where are we supposed to go?” he asked us. After telling him he’d be fine where he was (the county’s disaster maps showed the inundation zone stopped at South Kihei Road), he plopped down against a telephone poll.

Down at the lower road, it was even eerier. Because the gas stations had closed, the whole place was deserted. A few cars drove past us, heading up the hill. One driver helpfully told us that we’d better leave, and we thanked him for the advice. After standing around awkwardly in the dark for a few minutes, and the doomsday sirens started wailing again, we walked back up the hill. Passing Keonekai Park, I saw that a few sprinklers were on.

And that was pretty much it. We watched more TV, and then around 1am, when it was pretty clear nothing bad was going to happen (in Kihei or anywhere else on the island), our friends walked home. Just before bed, I went into the bathroom to empty the tub, only to find nothing to drain since I’d failed to completely close the drain plug.

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friend and I had another couple over for dinner, and seeing our landlady in the kitchen window telling us that there was just a massive earthquake in Canada and the whole state was now under a tsunami warning was sobering. And don’t ask what we thought when we saw that scary computer model showing all of the tsunami’s projected energy directed at Maui like some Finger of Doom.

So we did what most people who live well outside the evacuation zone do: we popped open some beers, turned on the TV and watched a bunch of sleepy local news anchors stare at loons walking on Kuhio Beach in Waikiki. The fascinating part was that even though Weather Kahuna Guy Hagi and the rest of the Honolulu news people kept repeating that disaster officials were predicting that the highest waves would hit Maui–specifically Kahului Harbor–no one actually had anybody reporting there.

Turns out there weren't any tsunami

unintelligible blaring from its loudspeaker.

“Did you understand what that cop said?” three neighbors asked as we walked by. We had no clue.

Shrugging our shoulders, we headed down the road. It was very quiet out–

It’s hard to convey exactly how dire it is over at the Wailuku Main Street Association (WMSA). Let’s start with the fact that the County of Maui is holding their most recent $243,000 grant hostage. That means the WMSA has no money coming in, which would doom any nonprofit out there. But when you add the fact that the state Attorney General’s office is investigating the WMSA for all manner of bad

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behavior (including mismanagement of their taxpayer-funded grants, violations of numerous bylaws and alleged political activity that could ultimately doom their tax status), things begin to look absolutely apocalyptic.

But don’t feel bad for WMSA board chairman Tom Cannon. The guy is a rock. You’ve all seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail, right? Well, Cannon is the unflappable Black Knight. Even if you chop off his arms, he counters with, “It’s just a flesh wound!”

Anyway, with all that money not coming into WMSA, Cannon (who says he had to lay off longtime executive director Jocelyn Perriera), has had to make some cuts. Apparently, that includes lease payments on their old Wailuku office, which surprised Jonathan Starr, the former WMSA Board member who owns the building they were renting.

“They have a lease that runs for a while, until next January,” Starr said.

“They said they can unilaterally cancel a lease. It’s unusual–I’ve never had a tenant say that they can cancel a lease without permission from the landlord.”

Starr said their reason for bailing was simple: Because Starr and his wife Helen Nielsen “outwardly and publicly demonized” and “publicly defamed the honorable reputation” of the WMSA in both Maui County Council hearings and in a letter to The Maui News, they–and not the WMSA–negated the lease.

“It’s kinda peculiar,” Starr said.

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OFFICIALS TO UNVEIL NEW WAILUKU MURAL DURING FIRST FRIDAY The new mural on the side of Request Music (10 North Market St., Wailuku) will be officially unveiled this Friday, Nov. 2 during the First Friday town party. Designed by Eric Okdeh, the mural is part of Hui No’eau’s Maui Mural Project in collaboration with Wailuku’s rebranding initiative ReWailuku.

The wall is made of corrugated sheet metal, so workers first installed a false wall to create a more suitable canvas for the artwork. The mural represents conversations with people from the community that touch on problems affecting Hawaii as well as portions of life here that residents want to protect.

“The mural addresses challenges that were identified by the Maui community such as interrupted families as a result of displaced Maui prisoners [being shipped off to the mainland for lack of space here], developing tourism Meccas on burial grounds, the negative health effects of cane burning, as well as opportunities identified by the Maui community such as ho‘oponopono, preserving native Hawaiian plants and resources, building intergenerational relationships,” said Kelly McHugh, Hui No’eau’s Youth Programs and Marketing Manager.

“This is a collage of information collected over four months by a very skilled artist collaborating with an inspired educational

team at Hui No’eau.”

In addition to expressing the views of the community, the mural is expected to have positive effects on the surrounding area as well.

“It might create a more welcoming environment for visitors, a more pleasant/interesting environment for workers and residents there, create a warmer gathering place to congregate, eat lunch, meet neighbors, engage in conversation,” said McHugh. “Enable new relationships by setting a ‘common-ground’ foundation. Empower other artists to launch their own public art initiatives on Maui. Spark a new form of dialogue where discussing social issues is less taboo. Prompt further community investment in the area. Inspire passers-by to become more engaged in the visual arts, unlocking their creativity and building new bridges to self-empowerment, selfesteem, community building, problemsolving. It could create world peace!”

-Oliver de Silva

at the high school level.

Maui has three students who have just been named finalists. Congratulations are in order for Jade Chihara from Lahainaluna High School, Tiana Lee Camarillo from Seabury Hall and Kristen Raleigh from Kihei Charter School.

The Wendy’s High School Heisman had 45,000 seniors who applied, and out of that 190 applications came from Hawaii, which have been narrowed down to 19 that comprise the state’s finalists. Students recognized as finalists have embodied the Heisman attributes of hard work and dedication through achievements in athletics as well as academics and community and school leadership.

The High School Heisman has been around 19 years. On Nov. 5, one male and one female finalist from Hawaii will be chosen to represent the state.

From all the state winners, there will 12 national finalists. These 12 will compete for the National Winner title on Dec. 7.

The National finalists get recognized in an ESPN televised Gold medal ceremony and each receive $2,000 for their school. But only one male and one female will be chosen for the top honor, and those students receive a $500 gift certificate to Wendy’s and a $10,000 donation from Wendy’s to their school. To view all the state finalists, go to WendysHeisman.com.

PROTECT YOURSELF FROM RAT LUNGWORMS! Want to keep the Rat Lungworm from coming to dinner? Since the world is filled with parasites, and the best way to protect yourself from them is by not ingesting them in the first place. A joint educational effort between several agen-

cies invites you to learn how you can avoid the Rat Lungworm, aka Angiostrongylus Cantonensis, a parasite that has now appeared on some of the Hawaiian Islands.

You can contract the lungworm by eating raw snails or slugs off produce.

This parasitic nematode lives in the lungs of rats, which is then passed on to slugs and snails that may come in contact with the rat feces. These slugs or snails may come into contact with your uncooked produce and, if not washed properly and accidentally consumed, may end up causing severe symptoms from headache and nausea to coma and death, though some people never exhibit any symptoms at all.

There will be a free informational seminar on Thursday, Nov. 8 from 5:40pm to 7:30pm at the College of Tropical Agriculture and Human Resources (CTAHR) cooperative Extension Building on the UH Maui Campus. Speakers will include Dr. Rob Cowie, UH Manoa Pacific Biosciences Research Center; Dr. Sue Jarvi, UH Hilo College of Pharmacy; Dr. John Martell, Hilo Medical Center; Takako Nakaaki, epidemiology specialist, Maui District Health Office; and Jim Hollyer, UH Manoa CTAHR Program Manager and Farm Food Safety Coach.

The evening will cover a bit more about the biology of these nearly invisible nematodes and how to manage it better in gardens and farms and when consuming produce. For more information contact Luisa Castro, educator for CTAHR office, at 808-244-3242 ext. 232. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1620n2

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HORSELESS JUMPING Horse show jumping is a longtime Olympics sport, but for the last 10 years, equestrians have been performing in “horseless” show jumping, in which horse courses are run by “riders” on foot (who, by the way, do not straddle broomsticks). According to an October report in The Wall Street Journal, an international association headed by retired pro equestrian Jessica Newman produces at least 15 shows a year, with between 40 to 130 competitors galloping over jumps that vary from two to four feet high (five feet in “Grand Prix” events), with the “riders” graded as if they were on horses (timed, with points off for contacting the rails). Explained Newman about the shows’ success: “It’s just fun to be a horse.”

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GENERAL ELECTION CANDIDATE ENDORSEMENTS!

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t’s that time again. Time to take stock of America, think about the challenges facing this great nation, look deep into our hearts and decide which person who probably didn’t get enough parental affirmation when he or she was an infant should write our laws and stand around like they actually run the place.

It’s Election Time! Woohoo!

Of course, we understand if you want to keep the cheering to a minimum. We live in tough times. Unemployment is high, wages are stagnant, the climate is going haywire, drug-resistant bacteria is on the rise, the Drug War is wasting billions of dollars, the war in Afghanistan is a bloody fiasco and our own government is spying on us (but won’t tell us how much because it’s a secret, and says we can’t sue to stop it because we can’t prove the spying is going on, because it’s secret).

Next year, regardless of who wins the presidential election, taxes will go up, government spending will crash and the slim growth we’ve seen this year will likely come tumbling back down.

And that’s just the nation. Here on Maui, massive development projects are springing up at a time when fresh water sources are drying up. Traffic is getting worse, housing prices are rising again and though record numbers of tourists are flocking here, they don’t seem to be spending money beyond the borders of their respective resorts.

So get out there and vote! Look, if you don’t want to vote, that’s cool. Just keep the complaining to a minimum if things don’t go your way. Because when you don’t vote, you lose your voice.

To make things easier for you, we’ve taken the liberty of endorsing candidates and ballot measures. After great consideration, long hours spent reading and the flipping of not one but several coins (okay, we jest: we read, at most, an hour), we now present our choices for who should be running everything. (Note: We’re not including races where Maui County Council incumbents are running unopposed and are basically already elected–Bob Carroll, Elle Cochran, Mike White, Riki Hokama.)

U.S. President Jill Stein Talk about a depressing race. Yeah, we guess Democrat incumbent Barack Obama has done an okay job, but to think that we have to overlook a miserable eight percent unemployment rate, the prolonging of the unwinnable war in Afghanistan, the absolutely unconstitutional targeting of American suspected terrorists by drone missiles, the mindless prosecution of the Drug War and a massive increase in spying against Americans by the National Security Agency. Then there’s Republican Mitt Romney, who’s a member of that feudal clique of rich guys who have somehow convinced themselves that government spending that benefits poor people is immoral and the best thing we can all do is lower their (the rich peoples’) tax rates, which are already pretty low, historically. The bonus with him is that we doubt he’s ever truly believed in anything, beyond that which might increase

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his share of wealth and power.

Look, if you want to waste your vote on one of these jokers, go for it. It’s still sorta a free country. But there are other legitimate candidates out there advocating actual platforms that reflect real issues affecting Americans. Gary Johnson, the Libertarian candidate, wants to end the Drug War, the war in Afghanistan and the whole federal government’s incessant spying on American citizens (to say nothing of those beyond unconstitutional drone attacks). Of course, he also wants to do away with Obama’s health care reform (the incumbent’s only real plus, though it is fairly weak by our standards). That’s why we’re throwing our inconsiderable weight behind Green Party candidate Jill Stein. She pretty much agrees with Johnson on the Drug War and national security stuff, but she wants more health care reform, not less.

U.S. Senate Mazie Hirono

far with just one loss, which is pretty damned impressive. A moderate who enjoys considerable support from the island’s organized labor groups, she’s reliable and effective (also, pro-gun and pro-smoking groups hate her, and that’s fine by us). As for Republican Bart Mulvihill, he told The Maui News four years ago (during his first attempt to grab Baker’s seat) that his having sold “2,000 cars” was one of his qualifications for office.

State House, District 10 Angus McKelvey Talk about an easy call. Democrat Mazie Hirono has been in office since 2006, and seems to be doing a fine job. She’s very liberal–way to the left of President Obama, to be honest–which provides a nice contrast to the caveman views on war, abortion, climate change and immigration that seem to affect American politics today. Also, and this is a big point, she is not her challenger–Republican Linda Lingle–whose eight years as Hawaii governor can only be considered a success if you ignore the disastrous Superferry, Furlough Fridays and her craven trash-canning of the civil unions bill.

U.S. House of Representatives, District 2 Tulsi Gabbard

Democrat Angus McKelvey has been in office since 2006, and he seems to have grown into an effective legislator who genuinely wants to do well for his district by bringing more clean energy and high-tech industries to Maui and Hawaii. As for his opponent, Republican Edward H. Kaahui, he says he wants to fix road to Lahaina so we can have more development at Kaanapali and Pulelehua. Yes, we need better roads in and out of the Westside, but to serve the current population.

paper put it), “resurrect the constitutional monarchy that was overthrown by the U.S. in the late 1800s.”

State House, District 13 No Endorsement Let’s see if we have this straight. Democrat Mele Carroll, who has held this office since 2006, has time to run for reelection but not for telling voters where she gets her campaign contributions (she’s been repeatedly–as in many times–scolded and sanctioned and fined by the state Campaign Spending Commission for missing campaign finance reporting deadlines), and she’s running against Republican Simon S. Russell, who has no political experience but wants to do things like pass “Legislation mandating labeling GMOs” (good) and “Legislation banning spraying our atmosphere without an EIS” (not so good). We’re just going to pass on this one.

Maui County Council: Wailuku-WaiheeWaikapu Joseph G. Blackburn II

State House, District 11 Kaniela Ing

Yes, count us among the many who worried that liberal, pro-same-sex marriage Tulsi ( Democrat) was just a Trojan Horse for her gay-baiting state Senator dad Mike (who used to be a Republican but is now a Democrat). But an EMILY’s List endorsement and her personal assurance to us (in the form of a Tweet) that she does indeed feel that same-sex couples have a right to get married have secured our support. As for Republican challenger Kawika Crowley, that dude needs to stay in politics, perhaps running for some Hawaii Island county council seat or something. Seriously, people like that need to stay in the public eye.

State Senate, District 6 Roz Baker

Republican incumbent George Fontaine is a nice guy, but he’s not a strong legislator (an ex-cop, he couldn’t even spell “sheriff” correctly on his own website). But we’ll be honest: Ing was not our first choice for a replacement. That honor went to Boys & Girls Club exec Colin Hanlon, but he lost badly in the primary election. While we had no problem with Ing’s vehement opposition to the proposed Kihei Mega Malls (though we have to admit, of all of Maui’s towns, Kihei’s long history of poor planning and general ugliness make it ideal for a mega-anything), we were concerned about his youth and the amount of time he’s actually spent in the district. Going back over a few news articles about him have greatly reassured us, though we reserve the right to smack him around in the future if he messes up.

State House, District 12 No Endorsement We’re all supposed to love and support Democrat Roz Baker, right? By our count, she’s won seven elections so

Democrat Kyle Yamashita has held this office since 2005.

He doesn’t chair any committees, and doesn’t seem to be much of a presence in either the Legislature or county. Republican Ekolu Kalama is a stand up paddler and musician with no prior political experience. Back in July he told the Molokai Dispatch that his main goal is to (as the news-

Sigh. Mike Victorino is still the incumbent, still the best friend of Maui’s unions and land developers and still (Dodger!) Shane Victorino’s dad, and for a lot of people on Maui, that’s enough. But Victorino has always struck us as being someone who ran for office because of what he could be, rather than what he could do. Now challenger Joseph G. Blackburn III is a former firefighter and police officer, but he also has a good side (kidding! Hey, you think churning out these endorsements is easy?). In fact, Blackburn recently did something that shocked us: he wrote a letter to the editor of The Maui News apologizing to voters for giving out bad information during a candidates forum. On Oct. 18, the paper published the letter. When was the last time you saw a politician do that? We can’t ignore integrity like that.

Maui County Council: Kahului No Endorsement Again, we have to pass. Alan (Al) Fukuyama is a small businessman who failed to win County Council seat representing Lahaina in 2008 and 2010, and is now trying his luck at this open seat. We think he should try something else entirely. Don S. Guzman is an attorney and former prosecutor who has lined up bipartisan backing from the island’s political powerhouses (both the ILWU and Sierra Club Maui endorsed him) and Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa, planner Chris Hart, planning firm Frampton & Ward, former Prosecuting Attorney Ben Acob, current county Finance Director Danny Agsalog, consultant firm ArakiRegan & Associates, developer Stanford Carr and builder Chad Goodfellow have all donated money to his campaign.

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Maui County Council: South Maui Don Couch

hold the power on Maui love incumbent Gladys Coelho Baisa, and they always will. Libertarian Richard H. Pohle has all the makings of a great candidate–how many retired physicists do you know running for office?–but he’s unfortunately running on just one issue: ending the Upcountry Meter List, which he says discriminates against small landowners trying to develop their property and prevents “distributed growth.” Pohle may be onto something with the meter list controversy, but council members have to deal with a wide variety of issues.

Maui County Council: Molokai Stacy Helm Crivello We’re giving Don Couch the nod, not because we approve of his votes (he sides with developers on issues like the Maui Island Plan Urban Growth Boundaries far more than we find comfortable) but because he’s good at being a council member and gives his constituents a fair shake.

On this one, we’ll agree to disagree. As for Alana Kay, his opponent, she wants to bring “innovation, efficiency and honesty” to Maui County government. She uses intriguing buzzwords, but lacks political acumen and administrative experience. That she’s also a “spiritual medium” is interesting, but not why we’re giving her a pass.

Maui County Council: Upcountry No Endorsement The public employee unions and land developers who

OHA Hawai Resident Trustee No Endorsement We don’t know enough about the Hawaii Island candidates–Robert K. Lindsey, William (Willy) Meyers and Edwin L.P. Miranda–to make an informed endorsement in this race.

OHA Kauai Resident Trustee No Endorsement We don’t know enough about the Kauai candidates–Dan Ahuna, Keola Alalem Worthington, Liberta Hussey Albao, Jackie Kahookele Burke, Kanani Kagawa Fu, Haunani Pacheco, Sharon A. Pomroy, Ronson K. Sahut, D. Kaliko Santos, Billy Kealamaikahiki Swain and Leland K. (Radar) Yadao–to make an informed endorsement in this race.

Here’s another tough race, but for the pleasant fact that both candidates are unique and capable and contribute to Molokai’s community in different, extremely helpful ways. Stacy Helm Crivello is the executive director of the island’s Hale Ho‘okupa‘a Substance Abuse Treatment Center. Wilson (Manuwai) Peters is a respected kumu and founder of Hawaiian Language Immersion Program (HLIP). It’s a close call, but Crivello’s practical experience is just too valuable to ignore.

OHA Molokai Resident Trustee No Endorsement Even though there’s just one candidate– incumbent Colette (Piipii) Machado–we don’t know enough about her to make an informed endorsement in this race.

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The Office of Hawaiian Affairs is one of those background institutions that most people have heard of but few can explain. Put simply, OHA administers community grants and low interest loans to Kanaka Maoli seeking a better life. The office studies issues pertinent to them, and lobbies the legislature. There are a variety of candidates running for the at large seat, but only one clear choice. Haunani Apoliona is the

incumbent trustee. Keli‘i Akina is a minister. Cal Lee is a former assistant coach at the University of Hawaii.

Lancelot Haili Lincoln is a bit of a mystery–even the League of Women Voters didn’t have any information on him in their exhaustive candidate run-down, though they did have a picture of him wearing a jaunty hat.

Keali‘i J. Makekau is a condo site manager in Honolulu.

Most are probably satisfactory candidates, but we have to go the last candidate, Walter Ritte. He helped found OHA back in the 1970s, and served on its first board of trustees. But these days he’s a wild card who takes his slow growth activism on Molokai seriously (and he has the criminal convictions to prove it). He’ll bring life to the OHA board in ways no one can really predict.

OHA Maui Trustee Rose Duey When Judge Boyd Mossman resigned his Maui OHA seat early this year, Governor Neil Abercrombie appointed Carmen Hulu Lindsey, a realtor, to the seat on an interim basis. At first, she promised not to run in November, but then changed her mind. The result is a crowded race

filled with familiar names. Johanna Kuulei Shin Amorin is a small business owner and former Maui Planning Commissioner. Doreen Pua Gomes, who won the ILWU’s endorsement, is a former telephone company worker and Maui Police Commissioner (today she sits on the Maui Fire and Public Safety Commission). Former Maui County Councilman Dane Pomaika‘i Kane is, well, former Maui County Councilman Dain Kane. Keeaumoku Kapu is a longtime activist from Lahaina. Glenn G. Au is a Wailuku resident and political unknown. But it’s Rose Duey who has our vote. The executive director of the Olowalu Cultural Reserve, Duey is backed by the Sierra Club’s Maui chapter. She’s dedicated and above reproach.

WE SCORE THE BALLOT AMENDMENTS!

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nd now we come to most dismal part of the election: ballot measures. Actually, it’s easy. All you do is get a copy of the ballot, read over the various measures until your eyes glaze over, then get a copy of the actual amendment language, which you then read over until you lose consciousness, and then when you wake up you glance over this article, taking note of where we put the YESs and NOs, and then you go vote. So what are you waiting for?

STATE CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS

(Proposed by the Maui County Charter Commission)

5. Charter Revision Publication 1. Council Terms

NO This would lengthen County Council terms of office from two years to four, and limit councilmembers to three consecutive terms. Actually, we like the requirement that councilmembers come back for approval every two years. It helps with accountability. And since we really hate term limits (people should get the chance to vote for whoever they want), this one’s easy to say no to.

2. Ocean Rescue and Safety

1. Relating to Dams and Reservoirs

NO Most of the dams in Hawaii are privately owned. This amendment, influenced by the 2006 Ka Loko Dam disaster on Kauai that killed six people, would allow dam owners access to special taxpayerback bonds to fund any maintenance and repair their dams need. The state, which still has to inspect the dams, would now put the taxpayers on the hook for funding their maintenance, but the dams themselves would stay in private hands. That doesn’t sound prudent to us.

2. Relating to Retired Judges

YES This amendment, introduced by Maui’s own Senator Roz Baker, would keep the state’s retirement age for judges at 70, but allow retired judges to return for “interim duty” (not more than three months) at their old court, should the need arise. Given the overcrowded nature of courts these days, this seems more than justified.

MAUI COUNTY CHARTER AMENDMENTS

areas to testify, this is very reasonable.

YES This moves county lifeguards over to the Department of Fire and Public Safety. Well, duh.

3. County Auditor

HELL YES! If this passes, the county has to establish an independent Office of the County Auditor, which would have “full, free, and unrestricted access to any county officer or employee and shall be authorized to examine and inspect any record of any agency or operation of the county, to administer oaths and subpoena witnesses.” Imagine–an actual auditor, going over the books of any and all county departments, including the Police Department and the Department of Liquor Control. It’s about time.

4. Interactive Communication

YES This would allow residents of Hana, Lanai and Molokai a chance to testify at Maui County Council meetings through interactive video. Considering how much it would cost people who live in those

9. Annual Evaluation

YES

Amendments like this one make it easy to explain why more people don’t vote. This amendment would add a new section to the county charter “to require that the Maui County Charter be revised and published to include all new significant amendments adopted.”

Seriously? We have to take time to vote on that? Okay, sure, whatev.

Right now, there are four county departments–Liquor Control, Police, Fire/ Public Safety and Personnel–in which their directors answer not to the Maui County Mayor, but to a special appointed commission. This amendment (even Charter Commissioner Dave DeLeon has called it “arcane”) would bring “consistency” (again, DeLeon’s word) to the process of hiring, reviewing and firing these directors. Seems right to us.

6. Council Residency Requirement

10. Preamble

YES

NO This amendment increases the residency requirement from 90 days to one year for someone who wants to run for the Maui County Council. Like term limits, residency requirements are undemocratic. Someone can be born and spend a lifetime on Maui and still have no idea how be an effective legislator, whereas someone who just moved here can learn the ropes and start representing the constituents like it was second nature. If voters don’t want someone who just moved here to represent them on the council, then they shouldn’t vote for them.

SURE, WHY NOT This amendment adds language to the County Charter’s preamble stating that the people of the county understand and respect their unique heritage in Hawaii and want to carry out the Hawaii state motto, “Ua Mau ke ea o ka aina i ka pono” (The life of the land is perpetuated in righteousness).

MAUI COUNTY CHARTER AMENDMENT (Proposed by the Maui County Council) 1. Unexpired Term

7. Mayor Residency Requirement

YES

NO

This one, which is rather technical, is actually quite simple. As things stand now, if a person fills a vacancy on the Maui County Council, then that portion of the term of office counts towards that member’s eventual term limit. This amendment would change that, allowing any portion of an unexpired term filled by a new member not to count towards the term limit. We like this, but only because we hate term limits. ■

This is the same as Number 6 above, but for those running for mayor. Again, no.

8. Environmental Management

YES This amendment would add “Guide efforts to optimize opportunities for environmental, natural resource protection, sustainability, conservation, and restoration” to the list of duties for the county’s Director of Environmental Management.

Silly us–we foolishly assumed such an office already required such action, so yes.

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THURSDAY, NOV. 1

FRIDAY, NOV. 2

TIFFANY – That’s right kids: BAMP is presenting ‘80s pop star Tiffany. Selling over 15 million albums worldwide, this (former) teen sensation delivered and remade hits like “I think We’re Alone Now,” “Could’ve Been” and “I Saw Him Standing There.” In 1998, her debut album made her the youngest female artist ever to top the Billboard charts. But if you thought Tiffany just grew up and went away, you’re wrong: last year she released her eighth album, Rose Tattoo, an homage to her country roots. All Ages. 7:30pm Doors Open. 8pm Show Starts. $29-$90 +applicable fees. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org.

STRESS EXPERT PAUL HULJICH – New Zealand native Paul Huljich says he recog-nized the importance stress has on lifestyle when he suffered a mental breakdown as a young CEO. In an attempt to retake control over his life, Huljich spent the next few years researching and overcoming a diagnosed mind condition. After years of research and interviews, his book Stress Pandemic: The Lifestyle Solution resulted. One of his findings: Hawaii has one of the lowest rates of stressed residents among the states. But Huljich g says that stress is still part of everyone’s life to some extent. Which is why he’s here, giving this lecture, we suppose. $100 (includes lunch & copy of book.) 10am-5pm. Hotell Wailea (555 Kaukahi St, Wailea); 808-572-8000; stresspandemic.com.

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FRIDAY, NOV. 2

ISLAND ROOTS BASH – Join the Island Roots Movement and support reggae music when Island Roots Bash hits the MACC’s Event Lawn on Saturday. The evening will showcase popular performers from Hawaii and around the world: Common Kings, Maoli, Ekolu, Josh Tatofi, Inna Vision, Manali’i and Lia Live & The Kryptones, with Kalisi & Leylani and other special guests. $25-$55 (For more ticket and VIP info visit website below) 5pm gates open. 5:30pm show. ts Lawn Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Events (One Cameron Way, Kahului); mauiarts.org.

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DRIVING MISS DAISY – ProArts in Kihei is once again bringing us that timeless American play, Driving Miss Daisy. The tale chronicles the relationship between an elderly Jewish matriarch (Joyce Romero) and her African-American chauffeur (J. Marc Mance). As time passes (and society changes), the two begin to gain a better understanding of each other’s struggles. The tale of change and power of friendship permeates throughout, making for a classic piece. $20. 7:30pm. (For more times & kama’aina rates, check website) ProArts Maui (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com.

SATURDAY, NOV. 3 LAWN & GARDEN FAIR – The Maui Association of Landscape Professionals (MALP) is presenting the 2012 Lawn & Garden Fair.

The 17th annual event will also host the third annual Artscapes-A Living Art Exhibition. This year, the event lands on Arbor Day so there’s no more of a perfect way to celebrate and promote the vital role trees play in sustaining life. 10am-3pm. Maui Mall (70 East Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); malp.org.

MAUI WAENA TECHNOLOGY CLUB BAZAAR – Come support Maui Waena Intermedidiill ate School’s Technology Club by attending their Maui Waena Technology Bazaar. It will include food vendors, crafters and rummage sale. The keiki can enjoy bouncers, gamess and face painting. All proceeds will help to send the media club to the National Studentt at Television Network Convention, which presents students with unique challenges that istretch their problem-solving and creativity skills. 7am-noon. Maui Waena Intermediate School (795 Onehee Ave., Kahului); mwistechclub.com.

SATURDAY, NOV. 3 THOUSAND HAWAIIAN TREE GIVEAWAY – In the spirit of Arbor Day, Maui Nui Botanical Gardens has committed to giving away 1,000 Hawaiian Trees between 9am and noon.

With more than 25 varieties of trees available, experts will be on hand to recommend the best Hawaiian tree for your residence. Proper tree care demonstrations (water conservation, environmental ailments, etc.) and organizations supporting environmental issues will also be there during the giveaway.

One tree per person, please, but the event is open to all ages.

9am-Noon. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens (150 Kanaloa Ave., Wailuku); 808-249-2798; www.mnbg.org.

MAUI TEENS GOT TALENT – Imua Family Services and Hard Rock Cafe Maui are teaming up for Maui Teens Got Talent. It’s an effort to raise funds for special needs keiki and their families while giving youth a chance to showcase their talent. Teens 13-17 will get the opportunity to sing for a chance at winning a mastered demo track with Maui recording studio. A panel of judges and the crowd will cast their vote throughout the day. Also joining the stage will be Maui’s own Visibly Shaken, who are still teens themselves. It’s free to participate, but be sure to register your voice at the website below.

3pm. Hard Rock Cafe, Maui (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808244-7467 or 808-264-1257; imuafamilyservices.org.

SATURDAY, NOV. 3 HENRY KAPONO – Na Hoku Hanohano Award winning and Grammy Award-nominated singer/songwriter Henry Kapono will grace the MACC’s Castle Theater for his Home in the Islands 2012 tour. Whether it’s his band of power hitters, contemporary and Hawaiian dancers or the large cast of top cultural entertainers, he’ll put on a spellbinding show. Kapono’s unique fusion of Hawaiian culture with electric sound and contemporary performance art makes for an unforgettable evening. $12-$85 (For ticket & VIP details check website below) 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org.

SUNDAY, NOV. 4 HOLOHOLO KA‘A 2012 – Holoholo Ka‘a–which means “Touch a truck”–is a benefit for the Hawaiian language immersion education programs Punana Leo Maui and Na Leo Pulama o Maui. The event invites the community to come and get up close and personal with emergency vehicles, heavy machinery, various construction rigs, farm equipment and more. Keiki and adults will have the opportunity for photo ops and hands-on interaction with the vehicles. Food and beverages will also be nger available for purchase. 9am - 1pm. $1 per person, 1 yr & younger hului); FREE. UHMC Parking Lot (310 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului); 808-264-1134; georgierocha@gmail.com.

SUNDAY, NOV. 4 RESTAURANT WEEK – Back after a great success last year, Restaurant Week Wailea returns with more than a dozen participating resort restaurants. From Sunday, Nov. 4 to Saturday, Nov. 10, the event will impress you. Known for its colorful cuisine, celebrity chefs and an array of yummy foods, Wailea is a powerful force in the culinary world. This year, their chefs have created three-course, pre-fixe menus for $29, $39 and $49.

And each participating restaurant will make contributions to the Maui Food Bank for every pre-fixe meal they sell. Please make reservations beforehand. You can check out opentable.com to see which restaurants offer online reservation options, and you can find a list of participating establishments at wailearesortassociation.com.

SUNDAY, NOV. 4 UNDER A JARVIS MOON – Under a Jarvis Moon documents the journey of young men sent by the U.S. government in the 1930s to occupy the remote Pacific Islands of Howland, Baker and Jarvis. Most of the group was made up of Native Hawaiian students from Kamehameha Schools. The film uses interviews, photographs, logbook entries and government documents to tell their story. The film will be followed by a Q&A session with directors and producer, along with one of the last remaining colonists, George Kahanu. $10. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org.

MAUI BIRD CONSERVATION OPEN HOUSE – The Maui Bird Conservation Center invites you to a rare look at some of Hawaii’s most threatened native birds. The open house will take place on Nov. 3 & 4 and will include guided tours of aviaries, grounds, birds, presentations and raffle prizes. The breeding facility is home to some of Hawaii’s most endangered birds and is crucial to conservation. 10am-2pm. Reservations required for a FREE tour at 10AM, 11AM, or 1PM. Maui Bird Conservation Center (2375 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-0690; mbcc@hawaiiantel.net.

TUESDAY, NOV. 6 ELECTION DAY – It’s time to vote, so go out and let your voice be heard. We know there are a lot of candidates and way too many amendments on the ballot, but it’s not like you have to do this every year. Besides, if you don’t vote, you really don’t have a lot of standing to complain, if the results fail to meet your expectations. So follow the State of Hawaii Elections link below for more information regarding where exactly you should go on Election Day: hawaii.gov/elections/voters/votehi.htm

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nyone who grew up on Maui during the 1980s remembers The Fun Factory, the glorious arcade that used to be nestled on the bottom floor of the Wharf Cinema Center. It housed dozens of video games, rows of skee ball and was an obsession of many of my classmates. One of my favorite games was “Rampage,” in which, for a mere quarter, the player could become a giant wolf man, lizard or gorilla and destroy buildings and eat people for points.

The spirit of that game is very much in Wreck-It Ralph, the title figure of the new Disney CGI comedy. Ralph (voiced perfectly

by John C. Reilly) is a video game character whose villainous reputation is at odds with what a lonely, unhappy guy he is. Every day, he and his cast of characters put on a good show for the kids in the arcade but, when the lights go down and the arcade closes, Ralph is left out of the nightly after parties.

Seeking acceptance, Ralph ditches his world and seeks acknowledgement elsewhere, as he travels inside the pixilated worlds of the different games throughout the arcade.

This passable Disney film starts off promisingly, appeared to be headed for classic status but, like Meet the Robinsons, winds up being just pretty good. Ralph’s unlikely friendship with a cute outsider from a children’s game, voiced by Sarah Silverman, offers a solid message (outsiders need to stick together!). There’s also plenty of entertainment value and dazzling animation that cleverly gives each character different looks and movement, depending on how advanced their game programming is.

It’s in 3D but the imagery already pops off the screen, as the action and characters have the bouncing, exuberant quality of pop-up book illustrations. Longtime gamers will enjoy cameo appearances by Sonic the Hedgehog and, in the film’s best running joke, an out of work Q*Bert. The filmmakers of Toy Story were once famously turned down by the makers of Barbie for her to appear in the first movie. Disney had no such troubled this time, as there are countless references to old and new video games,

as well as some shameless product placements.

From the start, the whole thing is more ??? amusing than funny and relies on nostalgia for video games to carry much of the first hour. The story has blatant steals from Toy Story (the video game characters break character whenever humans aren’t looking) and Monsters Inc. (from the game doorways to the touching final closing shot) but, despite being produced by Pixar head John Lasseter, never achieves Pixar brilliance.

It’s also an iffy bet for small children, as some scenes are scary or mean. The humor is often edgy but also questionable at times, as some of the presumably ad-libbed dialog

by Silverman and Jane Lynch are cringe inducing. I kid you not: at one point, Silverman’s character snuggles on her bed and coos “I’m all wrapped up in a blanket like a homeless woman.” Excuse me?

While this and other disagreeable mo-

ments will likely go over the heads of some kids, their parents will notice how the film tries to please every age group but is too uneven and plot-heavy. It’s always fun to look at and, thanks to an enjoyable soundtrack, a pleasure to listen to, but it really needed more heart and genuine laughs to work.

The closing scenes tie things up nicely but the recent, underrated TRON: Legacy actually had real substance, ambition and depth, in addition to dazzling graphics and a fetish for old school video gaming. I still play old school arcade games and have a fondness for much of what the movie is about but it aims to do for video games what Toy Story does for toys and doesn’t get within Pac-Man’s reach of a power pellet. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1620f

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KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: Every day until 4pm)

Alex Cross-PG13-TH U 10:50, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45.

Argo-R-THU 12:00, 12:30, 2:40, 3:00, 4:30, 5:20, 5:30, 7:20, 8:00. FRI-SAT 11:50, 2:25, 5:00, 7:35, 10:10. SUN 11:50, 2:25, 5:00, 7:35. MON 11:50, 2:25, 5:00, 7:35, 10:10.

TUE-WED 11:50, 2:25, 5:00, 7:35.

Chasing Mavericks-PG-THU 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. FRI-SAT 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. SUN 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. MON 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. TUE-WED 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00.

Hotel Transylvania-PG-THU 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:25. SUN 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20. MON 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:25. TUE-WED 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20.

Hotel Transylvania 3D-PG-THU 12:10, 2:20.

The Man With The Iron Fists-R-FRI-SAT 10:50, 1:00, 3:05, 5:15, 7:30, 3:45. SUN 10:50, 1:00, 3:05, 5:15, 7:30. MON 10:50, 1:00, 3:05, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. TUE-WED 10:50, 1:00, 3:05, 5:15, 7:30.

Wreck-It Ralph-PG-FRI-SAT 12:45, 2:10, 3:10, 4:35, 5:35, 7:00, 8:00, 10:25. SUN 12:45, 2:10, 3:10, 4:35, 5:35, 7:00, 8:00. MON 12:45, 2:10, 3:10, 4:35, 5:35, 7:00, 8:00. TUE-WED 12:45, 2:10, 3:10, 4:35, 5:35, 7:00, 8:00.

Wreck-It Ralph 3D-PG-FRI-SAT 11:45, 9:25.

SUN 11:45. MON 11:45, 9:25. TUE-WED 11:45.

KUKUI MALL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: Every day until 4pm)

Argo-R-THU 1:15, 4:05, 6:45, 9:25.

Chasing Mavericks-PG-THU 1:10, 3:45, 6:15, 8:45.

Cloud Atlas-R-THU 1:00, 4:30, 8:00.

Paranormal Activity 4-R-THU 1:30, 3:40, 6:00, 8:10.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

Cloud Atlas-R-THU (1:30, 4:15, 5:15), 8:00, 9:00. FRI (12:30, 1:30, 4:15, 5:15), 8:00, 9:00. SAT-SUN (12:30, 1:30), 4:15, 5:15, 8:00, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:15, 5:15), 8:00, 9:00.

Flight-R-FRI (12:20, 1:45, 3:25, 5:00), 6:30, 8:15, 9:35. SAT-SUN (12:20, 1:45, 3:25), 5:00, 6:30, 8:15, 9:35. MON-WED (1:45, 3:25, 5:00), 6:30, 8:15, 9:35.

Frankenweenie-PG-THU (1:50, 4:00), 6:15.

FRI (11:40, 1:50, 4:00). SAT-SUN (11:40, 1:50), 4:00. MON-WED (1:50, 4:00).

Fun Size-PG13-THU (2:35, 4:50), 7:05, 9:20.

FRI (12:10, 2:35, 4:50), 7:05, 9:20. SAT-SUN (12:10, 2:35), 4:50, 7:05, 9:20. MON-WED (2:35, 4:50), 7:05, 9:20.

Here Comes The Boom-Unrated-THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. FRI (11:30, 2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (11:30, 2:00), 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30.

Looper-R-THU 8:30.

Paranormal Activity 4-R-THU (2:10, 3:00, 4:25, 5:05), 6:45, 7:25, 9:05, 9:45. FRI (12:45, 3:00, 5:05), 7:25, 9:45. SAT-SUN (12:45, 3:00), 5:05, 7:25, 9:45. MON-WED (3:00, 5:05), 7:25, 9:45.

Pitch Perfect-PG13-THU (2:05, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55. FRI (11:35, 2:05, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55. SATSUN (11:35, 2:05), 4:40, 7:15, 9:55. MON-

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Seven Psychopaths-R-THU (2:15, 4:55), 7:20, 10:00. FRI 7:10, 9:40. SAT-SUN 7:10, 9:40. MON-WED 7:10, 9:40.

Silent Hill-R-THU-WED (2:50).

Silent Hill 3D-R-THU (5:10), 7:30, 9:50.

FRI (12:25, 5:10), 7:30, 9:50. SAT-SUN (12:25), 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. MON-WED (5:10), 7:30, 9:50.

Taken 2-PG13-THU (2:20, 4:45), 6:55, 9:15.

FRI (12:00, 2:20, 4:45), 6:55, 9:15. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:20), 4:45, 6:55, 9:15. MON-WED (2:20, 4:45), 6:55, 9:15.

The Perks of Being A Wallflower-PG13THU (1:40, 4:20), 6:50, 9:10. FRI (1:40, 4:20), 6:50, 9:10. SAT-SUN (1:40), 4:20, 6:50, 9:10.

MON-WED (1:40, 4:20), 6:50, 9:10.

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Argo-R-TH U (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:30. FR I (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:30. SAT-SU N (1:30), 4:00, 6:45, 9:30. MON-WE D (1:30, 4:00), 6:45, 9:30.

Chasing Mavericks-PG-THU (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:45. FRI (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:45. SATSUN (1:30), 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. MON-WED (1:30, 4:15), 7:00, 9:45.

Paranormal Activity 4-R-THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:00, 9:30.

Wreck-It Ralph 2D-PG-FRI (1:20, 4:00), 6:30, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:20), 4:00, 6:30, 9:15.

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THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS - R Action - A bunch of rogues and warriors (including Russell Crowe!) looking for treasure descend on a poor village in feudal China that only has a humble blacksmith for protection. 96 min.

WRECK-IT RALPH - PG - Animation - A video game villain wants to be a hero, but creates much havoc in the process. See this week’s film critique. 108 min.

NOW PLAYING ARGO - R - Thriller - A CIA guy concocts a

risky plan to save six Americans during the 1979 Iranian Revolution. Ben Affleck stars and directs. 120 min.

CHASING MAVERICKS - PG - Sports/ Drama - Some kid gets help from a crusty but benign coot so he can surf the big waves at Mavericks in California. 132 min.

CLOUD ATLAS - R - Sci-Fi/Drama - This

movie, which was directed by The Matrix brothers, stars all of Hollywood and shows everything that happens centuries later after some guy does something nice. 172 min.

FRANKENWEENIE - PG - Comedy/Animation - Tim Burton directs this imaginative cartoon about a scientist who brings his dead dog back to life. 87 min.

FUN SIZE - PG-13 - Comedy - Babysitter

loses kid on Halloween night, babysitter goes in search of kid. 90 min.

HERE COMES THE BOOM - NYR - Action/ Comedy - A high school biology teachers raises money for his school’s extracurricular activities by becoming an MMA fighter. 105 min.

HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA - PG - Animation

- Dracula is now operating a resort for monsters, but then some meddling boy shows up and falls for his daughter. Typical. 91 min.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 - R- Horror - More creepy video footage of creepy people in a creepy suburb where creepy, murderous stuff happens. Hey, whatever sells, right? 88 min.

THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER

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PITCH PERFECT - PG13 - Music/Comedy Beca joins her college’s all-girl singing group

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SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS - R - Comedy/

Crime - A struggling screenwriter gets involved with the mob after his pals kidnap a Shih Tzu. Don’t ask. 109 min.

SILENT HILL: REVELATION - R - Horror Some chick’s pop vanishes and then she gets sucked into an alternate reality that totally explains those horrible nightmares she’s been having. 94 min.

TAKEN 2 - PG13 - Action/Crime - Last time ex-CIA guy Mills (Liam Neeson) killed his daughter’s kidnapper. Now that kidnapper’s father has kidnapped Mills and his wife. Sigh. 91 min.

LAST CHANCE ALEX CROSS - PG13 - Crime/Thriller - A detective’s family member is murdered, so said detective hunts down the killer. The end. Or is it? I don’t know–I haven’t actually seen the picture. Or have I? 101 min.

LOOPER - R - Sci-Fi/Thriller - Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays a mob enforcer who uses a time-machine, but then one day his bosses want him to erase his future self in the past, or his past self in the future. Wait, that won’t work. Anyway, you get the idea. 118 min.

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80’S POP STAR TIFFANY - Thu, Nov 1. See This Week’s Picks. $90 includes meet and greet, $39, $29 (in advance plus applicable fees).

7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org UNION YOGA FESTIVAL MAUI 2012 - Fri, Nov 2 through Sun, Nov 4. A 3-day global celebration of yoga, Hawaiian music and movement. Music by Paula Fuga, Barefoot Minded, Kirtan Kollective and several local artists. Movement styles include hooping, hula, lau, parkour, qigong, tai chi and five rhythms. Workshops include sustainable living, grow some good, hip openers, massage, meditation, TEDx speakers, backbending safely and yoga therapy. $75 day pass, $150 3-day pass. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave.); 808-579-9261; unionyogafestivalmaui.eventbrite.com HAPA - Fri, Nov 2 and Sat, Nov 3. The Hawaiian music duo, Barry Flanagan and Ron Kuala’au, blend traditional Hawaiian mele, oli and chanting with American acoustic/folk sounds and Hawaiian slack-key guitar. This intimate show includes a 4-course dinner for $60 or $30 for show only.

6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com MAUI TEENS GOT TALENT - Sat, Nov 3. See This Week’s Picks. 11am-3pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-264-1275 or 808-244-7467; imuafamilyservices.org / Imuafamily on Facebook & Twitter ISLAND ROOTS BASH 2012 - Sat, Nov 3.

See This Week’s Picks. $25/advance, $35/ day of show, $55/VIP (includes private meetand-greet with the artists, private bar, table seating and other surprises. Available by visiting or calling the Box Office.) 5:30pm MACC’s Event Lawn, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org HENRY KAPONO - HOME IN THE ISLANDS 2012 - Sat, Nov 3. See This Week’s Picks. Tickets: $12, $28, $37, $85 VIP (includes premium seats, autographed Home in the Islands’ 15th Anniversary CD and VIP concert lanyard along with a private, 15-minute talk-story session.) 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ADHAM SHAIKH - Sat, Nov 3. Take a sonic journey with global bass beat producer Adam Shaikh as he “skillfully weaves organic and electronic sounds into global music tapestries.” Opening DJ set by Deviant aka Toben (co-creator of Art=Mix and Fuzzbox), live painting by Melissa Bruck, and live percussion by Carlos Garcia. $15 at door; 10 percent of proceeds go to GMO Free Maui.

9pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-5720220; casanovamaui.com HALEMANU & THE HUI - Wed, Nov 7. Get out your dancing shoes and head to Stella Blues for a benefit show for Maui United Way featuring a debut performance by Jazz/Hawaiian soul infused Rock ‘n Roll band, Halemanu & The Hui, who play a mix of original songs as well as arrangements of your favorite cover tunes. $5 cover. 7-10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-8743779; halemanuandthehui.com SLACK KEY SHOW – MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC WITH LEDWARD KAAPANA - Wed, Nov 7. George Kahumoku Jr. hosts this Grammy Award-winning concert series featuring Ledward Kaapana, slack key guitar grand master. Co-hosted by Da Ukulele Boyz, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. $37.99-78.35; Dinner/show package available with Sea House Restaurant (adjacent to the concert hall; 5:30pm

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WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY, FIVE YEARS! Experience an exciting street fest in the heart of Wailuku, with colorful vendors and performers. Featured events include the unveiling of Hui No’eau’s Maui Mural Project at the Maui Thing stage, a Makahiki celebration at Native Intelligence, a drawing at Maui Thing to win two tickets (plus hotel stay) to a benefit concert for David Choy at Royal Lahaina, new Pono Store opening with free stickers at corner of Main St. & Market, beer and wine garden

by Kumu A`O, sneak preview of The Wizard of Oz at 7:30pm and free movie screening of “The Wiz” at 8pm at Iao Theater. Free. 6-9pm (Market, Main and Vineyard Streets, Wailuku); facebook.com/wailukufirstfriday LIVE MUSIC - Maui Thing Stage: HiRiz 6pm, Banyan Tree Park: Dr. Nat 6:30pm, Giannotto’s Pizza: Visibly Shaken 6:30pm, Vineyard Food Company: Brett Moore and Ian Yannell 6pm, Wailuku Coffee Company: Wes Furumoto 4pm, Kama‘aina Loan - Cash For Gold: Live DJ 6pm, and live music at the beer and wine garden and Main Street Bistro.

“DAY OF THE DEAD” ART SHOW & PARTY - A collaborative art show dedicated to Day of the Dead, a colorful celebration of Mexican culture to remember and honor loved ones that have passed on. Themed festivities include face painting, a coloring station, treats and a live performance from Wes Furumoto. Free 4-6pm Wailuku Coffee Co., (26 N. Market St.); 808-495-0259; wailukucoffeeco.com

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Kama’aina Nights: 11/3, 11/8 & 11/15. $20, $15 *Kama’aina Night (Hawaii residents w/ photo ID). ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com MACBETH - Fri, Nov 2 through Sun, Nov 11.

Maui Academy of Performing Arts presents Macbeth, Shakespeare’s “dark tragedy of ambition, passion, with the murder of a king and the fight for the soul of a nation.” Join the director, David C. Johnston, a veteran in directing professional, educational and children’s theater, for a post-show discussion after the Nov. 4 matinee.

Showings: Fri & Sat 7:30pm and Sun 2pm. $18 for adults; $15 for seniors and students; special group rates for school groups available.

Steppingstone Playhouse, (Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org THE VOICE OF THE PRAIRIE - Fri, Nov 2 through Sun, Nov 4. Seabury Hall Performing Arts presents John Olive’s heartwarming heartland drama, The Voice of the Prairie, about the arrival of radio to the Midwest in the 1920s. Showtimes: Fri & Sat, 7pm and Sun, 3pm. $12 adults, $10 senior citizens and $5 students. A’ali’ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, Seabury Hall, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-573-1257

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Find a list of participating establishments at wailearesortassociation.com.

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KAPALA - LEGACY CD RELEASE CONCERT - Thu, Nov 8. Join one of Hawaii’s most innovative bands, Kapala, for the release of its new CD Legacy. Enjoy 12 brand new original songs all composed by band members, featuring shades of Hawaiian, Country, Rock, Reggae, Pop, Blues, Jazz and World. $22. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; mauiarts.org 22ND ANNUAL HULA O NA KEIKI - Fri, Nov 9 through Sun, Nov 11. Hula students from around the world will compete in Maui’s only children’s hula competition. The event also includes arts and crafts, food, cultural reenactments and more. Tickets are now available at Kaanapali Beach Hotel’s Ohana Fun Center, 808-667-0129 and Native Intelligence in Wailuku, 808-249-2421. 3pm Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-2628450; kbhmaui.com 6TH ANNUAL WAILEA FOOD & WINE CELEBRATION - Fri, Nov 9. Hui No ‘eau’s signature benefit for its fundamental Open Studio program includes a relaxing evening featuring Maui’s top chefs and vinters. $150/person ($100 tax deductible, includes food, wine and music). 5:308:30pm Hotel Wailea, (555 Kaukahi St.); 808572-6560; hotelwailea.com LIFE IS SWEET - Sat, Nov 10. Wailea restaurants and resorts will compete for the title of “Wailea’s signature dessert” for 2013 at this dessert showcase and fundraiser for Best Buddies Hawaii. Actress Maureen McCormick, best known as Marcia Brady from TV’s The Brady Bunch, will return as event judge and emcee.

Each ticket includes full access, tastings of each dessert, food and wine sampling, entertainment and more. Purchase tickets online or by phone. $50. 2-5pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808242-6962; bestbuddieshawaii.org STARLIGHT CINEMA - Sat, Nov 10. Maui United Way’s first ever cinema event features the film, That First Glide, which ventures through the sport of Stand Up Paddling, and explores the historical surfing roots in both early Polynesia and Hawaii. Also includes pupus, movie snacks, and silent auction. VIP $75, GA $40, Children 12 & Under $20, 5 & under free. 5:30pm Next to St. Theresa’s Church, (1390 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-244-8787; mauiunitedway.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, NOV 1 CENTRAL GUNS AND AMMO MOVING SALE EVENT - Come take advantage of Central Guns and Ammo’s moving sale by bringing a canned good item for their Maui Food Bank Drive.

Your donation will get you 10% off in-stock merchandise and the chance to win a new shotgun.

10am-5pm Central Guns and Ammo, (333 Dairy Rd., Suite 201-A, Kahului); 808-872-2422; facebook.com/centralgunsandammo

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Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

Get Your Sexy On w/ DJ La Rage 10pm; no cover

Kenny & the P.E.S.T.S. 10pm-close; no cover

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; no cover

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

FRIDAY, NOV 2 BASIC MEDIATION TRAINING - Mediation Services of Maui and Diane Petropulos present a Basic Mediation Training course that covers advanced communication, negotiation and problem solving skills. Training will be conducted over four days (Nov. 2-3 and Nov. 9-10). $350. 8am-5pm Cameron Center Auditorium, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-5744; mauimediation.org STRESS EXPERT PAUL HULJICH - See This Week’s Picks. $100 (includes lunch & copy of book.) 10am-5pm Hotel Wailea, (555 Kaukahi St.); 808-572-8000; stresspandemic.com.

EMMSLEY FUNDRAISER AT TRAVAASA Fri, Nov 2 through Sun, Nov 4. A benefit for Hana flood victims, Thomas and Carol Emmsley. Events include an art auction with all proceeds benefiting the Emmsleys, a painting workshop by Maui Artist Jan Bushart, and a half-day photo walk and workshop by Camera Artist Randy Jay Braun. To make reservations please contact Travaasa directly at 800-321-4262. For every room booked for this event a portion of the proceeds will go to the Emmsleys. Reservations are a two night minimum with a full prepayment at time of booking.

Travaasa Hana, (5031 Hana Hwy.); dejetley@ gmail.com; emmsley-fundraiser.org.

Ultra w/ DJ CIA 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - Toxic Tuesdays w/ DJ TRVR / WED - The Haunting with DJ CIA (all sets 10pm; no cover)

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Justin Phillips (all sets 7pm; no cover)

Adham Shaikh w/ Deviant & VJ Douglas DeBoer, 9:30pm; $15

Tom Conway & Friends Phil Milner, Dorothy Betz & Les Adam, 2pm; $7

TUE - Willie K and The Warehouse Blues Band, 9pm; $10 / WED - Fast Forward w/ DJ Kurt & DJ TRVR (Ladies Night), 10pm; $5-10

DJ Stylz and DJ Kamikaze 9:30pm; free, $10 men

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MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7pm / TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Cousin Jason, 7:30-10pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Keegan Smith & The Fam From Oregon, 10pm

HiRiz with Gomega 10pm

Gina Martenilli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool League, 10pm / WED - Jukebox Party, 10pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Amy’s Party Mix / TUES - Dance Party WED - Big John (10pm)

Danyel Alana 6-9pm; no cover

Jordan T. 6-9pm; no cover

Bob Jones & Nils Rosenblad, 6-9pm

Avi Ronan & Indio 6-9pm; no cover

MON - Scotty Rotten / TUE - Junior WED - Scott Baird (all sets 6-9pm; no cover)

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Rhythm of Knowledge 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pm / WED - Halloween Scaryoke, 9pm; no cover

Evan Shulman 6-9pm; no cover

Maui’s Teens Got Talent w/ Visibly Shaken, 11am-3pm

Willie K 11am-2pm; no cover

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

BOOK READING AND SIGNING - Wayne Moniz, Maui author of Beyond the Reef: Stories of Maui in the World and Tom Peek, Big Island author of Daughters of Fire will appear together for a special meet and greet. The authors will be speaking about the inspiration of their stories and reading selections from the newly released books.

Free; light refreshments served. 5pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm

HARD ROCK CAFE

THE 2012 INTERNET MARKETING WORKSHOP - Learn what it takes to get your business or personal website to Google’s front page, why most websites fail, how to get more internet traffic for free and how to get more local web business. Free. 12-1:30pm Maui County Business Resource Center, (Maui Mall, 70 E Kaahumanu Ave. #B-9, Kahului); 808-873-8247

The Witch’s Den with DJ Decka (Tsumami Do-Over!),10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

HAWAIIAN HISTORY EVENING - This regular history series held every first Friday of the month features a presentation by Maui historian and author Deborah C. Pike entitled “Who Really Started the War in the Pacific?” The evening also includes live music Hawaiian music and light refreshments. An admission donation of $10 per person is requested. 5-7pm Story of Hawaii Museum, (Maalaea Shops near the Maui Ocean Cente); storyofhawaiimuseum.com

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campaign to control invasive fish on Maui’s reefs.

All fish will be donated to ciguatera research and/ or organic farming. Entry fee $120. 6:30am-12pm Wailuku Community Center, (395 Waena St.); 808-575-2557; roiroundup@gmail.com HOLOHOLO KA‘A 2012 - See This Week’s Picks. $1 per person, 1 year & younger free. 9am-1pm UHMC Parking Lot, (310 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-264-1134; georgierocha@gmail.com.

ANNUAL TECHNOLOGY BAZAAR - See This Week’s Picks. 7am-12pm Maui Waena Intermediate, (795 Onehee St., Kahului); 808-873-3070; 32auctions.com/mwis

HERITAGE FILM FESTIVAL: UNDER A JARVIS MOON - See This Week’s Picks. $10. 3pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

THOUSAND HAWAIIAN TREE GIVEAWAY - See This Week’s Picks. 9am-12pm Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, (150 Kanaloa Ave., Wailuku); 808-249-2798; mnbg.org.

“COLOR. LIGHT. SPACE.” VIDEO-LECTURE SESSION - A presentation of the videos and lectures lead by Dick Nelson in relation to the “Color. Light. Space.” show, a launch exhibit project “designed to promote visual literacy in a duet combining an educational program.” 4-6pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-5725979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com; artinfo@ viewpointsgallerymaui.com

17TH ANNUAL LAWN & GARDEN FAIR - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 10am-3pm Maui Mall, (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com PSYCHIC/INTUITIVE ART FAIR - Held every first Saturday of the month, this fair features Angel, Astrology, and Tarot readings by Maui’s premier Intuitives. See your radiant aura with Russian Kirilian photography and receive an interpretive reading of what the colors represent. Free admission. 11am-4pm Temple of Peace, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220; temple-of-peace.org DOTERRA OIL PARTY - Discover the amazing health benefits of this medicinal quality healing oil at this presentation party. Free. 4:30-6:30pm Temple of Peace, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-5755220; temple-of-peace.org MAUI BIRD CONSERVATION OPEN HOUSE - Sat, Nov 3 and Sun, Nov 4. See This Week’s Picks. Reservations required for a free tour at 10am, 11am, or 1pm. Maui Bird Conservation Center, (2375 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808572-0690; mbcc@hawaiiantel.net.

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MONDAY, NOV 5 HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hip-ster stylie performance. Free. 10:30am Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, NOV 6 ELECTION DAY - See This Week’s Pick. Follow the State of Hawaii Elections link below for more information regarding where exactly you should go on Election Day: hawaii.gov/elections/voters/votehi.htm FREE SCREENING OF ‘THE CASE FOR ISRAEL - DEMOCRACY’S OUTPOST’ - A feature-length documentary film with Alan Derschowitz, who presents “a vigorous case for Israel for its basic right to exist, to protect its citizens from terrorism, and to defend its borders from hostile enemies.” 7pm Calvary Chapel, (575 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-281-4427

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

Live Music 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

WED - Karaoke

WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

John Grover 7pm; no cover

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm; no cover)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Live Music 9-11pm

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6:30pm, no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

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MON - Free Pool / TUE - Free Karaoke/Pool WED - Free Pool

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LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

FREQuency Fridays 10pm; $5 cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Karaoke Night 10:30pm; no cover

MERRIMAN’S

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

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MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Murray Thorne, 6:30-8:30pm Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish da Dish 9:30pm-12am; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Joe Benedett with Guitarist/ Songwriter Steve Grimes 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Hawaiian Steel Guitar, 6:30-8:30pm TUE - Brenton Keith, 7pm / WED - Joel Katz, 5:30pm / Willie K, 7pm; $65 dinner & show

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

WEDNESDAY, NOV 7 WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard by Lanakila & Co., art gallery receptions, artist appearances and a slew of shop-to-shop specials.

Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com / @ShopsAtWailea MAUI SMUG - The In-Real-Life Forum for All Social Media Users on Maui. Capacity is limited.

Be sure to register early. Free (Not Catered).

4-6:30pm Honua Kai Resort & Spa, (130 Kai Malina Parkway, Lahaina); mauismug.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI 100WINES - Fri, Avi 8-10pm. (Lahaina Gateway Center, 325 Keawe St. #105); 808-661-6181.

CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam & Tori 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm.

(672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Mon, Cousin Jason 7:3010pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat,

All Access DJs Big Mike & Money Mike, 10pm; $10

Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm.

(130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, Jordan T. 6-9pm; Sat, Bob Jones & Nils Rosenblad 6-9pm; Sun, Avi Ronan & Indio 6-9pm; Mon, Scotty Rotten 6-9pm; Tue, Junior 6-9pm; Wed, Scott Baird 6-9pm; Thu, Danyel Alana 6-9pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm.

(900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon & Ron 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Damon/Ron/ Keali’i 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Sun, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe

WED - Kenny Roberts, 6-9pm; no cover

7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

(730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:30-9:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:309:30pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:308:30pm; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Scotty Rotten 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Thu, Mark Johnson & John Zangrande 6-9pm; Fri, Scotty Rotten 6-9pm; Fri, Teri Garrison 6-8pm; Sat, JD & Harry 6-8pm; Sat, Special guest Michael 6-9pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music Night 6-8pm; Sun, Hawaiian Music with Deeson Kaohelo 6-9pm; Mon, Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6-9pm; Tue, JD & Harry 6-8pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm.

(658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9pm; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Mon, The Jonah Trio 8pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: American Beauty 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You’re not a cold person, even though some see you that way. I’d argue that you burn hotter than most.

Antares, the red supergiant star that forms the heart of the Scorpio constellation, is about 700 times the diameter of our sun. If our sun were that big, it’d engulf most of our inner solar system, including Earth.

Antares is one of the brightest stars in the sky despite the fact that it’s hundreds of times further than many of them—500 light years away. It’s only distance and difference that makes you seem aloof. Those who’ve seen inside that fiery heart of yours know better. In order to improve not only your rep but that of frosty Scorps everywhere, let a couple more people touch the nuclear fires of your love this week.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Between the mess in your head and the knots in the brain of your chief love interest, you may feel like there’s no dancing room. Your ankles keep getting tangled in the thorny briars of your pasts, tripping you up when you’d like to move forward. This isn’t a hopeless situation, though. Due to one of the karmic tax cuts the universe is offering now, you’re in luck; only one of you is getting trapped at any given time. The key to getting through this mess is taking turns leading the waltz—which means letting go of any ideas about who’s in charge.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) The universe rarely outwits you. But since you lost your cheat-sheet this week, you’re down here with the rest of us mere mortals. Try to look at it as a good thing; your tendency to know all the answers ahead of time was not only obnoxious, it kept you from developing yourself or being challenged, at times. Getting an honest score on life’s tests will not only earn you valuable self-knowledge, it will bring you closer to the real answers, the ones that will mean something to you, unlike those you lifted straight out of a book.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) When was the last time you climbed a tree? Or dug in the garden? It may be getting too chilly for constructively rooting around in flowerbeds, but your soul doesn’t care about that. I’ve detected an unfortunate headiness pervading your life lately. Besides sex, time spent actually consciously inhabiting your body has been depressingly small. Don’t you remember the realization you had last year—the one where your internal balance depended on regular, meditative time communing with nature, one way or another? Honor that lesson, and you’ll find that the vast majority of things that have been plaguing you will simply slip away.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Somewhere along the way you got access to the casino control room, the one the rest of us are convinced exists. You snuck into that backroom with walls of surveillance monitors, where some Las Vegas demigod decides whose slot machines hit the jackpot and whose don’t, and rigged the whole setup. It’s the only explanation for your continued good fortune, which defies reasonable odds. Although people are happy for you, they can’t help feeling a bit of resentment. In order to quash riotous discontent before a full-scale revolution erupts, share the wealth this week. Pour your clinking windfall into the cups of your neighbors, and they’ll let you keep the secret of your continued providence.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) It’s not like you’re planning a trip over the Niagara Falls in a barrel, or leaping the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle.

The risks you’re planning may fly in the face of something at least slightly awesome and powerful, but they’re not truly dangerous; they’re more like confronting the phony wizard of Emerald City, Oz. All you have to do is hold your ground and be alert. Don’t let the nervous, naysaying Munchkins dismay you. They’re easily impressed and deluded. Trust your vision to pierce the facades of blustering illusion to see the small, ridiculous people behind them, and trust your ability to kick their asses.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Even though you’re surprisingly open-minded at times, you’re not exactly notorious for your flexibility. No one expects you to put your feet behind your head or bend over backwards. In fact, just the opposite: People count on you to stand your ground in certain territories, as unyielding and unchanging as a stone.

Consistency is a good thing, but come on. At the very least, consider the facts. If your position is well-founded, it won’t be shaken by questioning or criticism.

Blind faith is for the weak. Changing your mind because of a well-reasoned argument? That’s strength.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Luckily your heart has the regenerative capabilities of a starfish. Not literally, of course, but emotionally you are able to restore it to wholeness, if you give yourself enough time and loving care. Any piece of a starfish with part of the central body intact can grow into a whole animal. Your heart is similar. It sucks that it’s been thrashed to pieces at times. But losing your ability to love would be a gruesome victory for the thrashers. Don’t let that happen. Pluck out the biggest chunk, put it somewhere with lots of sunlight and adoration, and show off how little the hurt can hold you back.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) After executing a series of sickening belly flops and frustrated cannon balls, your hesitant approach to the diving board invites cringes all around. It’s painful to witness your self-torture. I hope you’ll notice none of your die-hard fans have left the bleachers, however; we’re still cheering you on, albeit anxiously. Don’t turn away from the ladder that’ll take you up to that daunting 30-foot drop. Practice is practice, even if you’ve only been practicing what not to do. Try again. If not for yourself, you owe it to us, and our faith in you. This time, you’ll not only pull off the unquestionably difficult maneuver you’ve been attempting, you’ll do it so precisely that people won’t believe what they’ve seen.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) What if there were witches? What if, back during the witch-hunts in Salem, Massachusetts and elsewhere, there were mutants, people who’d evolved past normal humankind to have paranormal abilities? In that case, the Puritans of the era squashed humanity’s potential by rooting them out and burning them. Keeping us ordinary. Okay, it’s a ridiculously farfetched scenario, but something like it (on a much smaller scale) is playing itself out in your life. Before you take the seemingly dangerous elements of your current situation and tie them to the pyre, ask yourself: Could these things I fear actually be the next stages of my personal evolution?

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Kiss a Pisces this week. You’re the sign most able to understand their dualism and persistent internal conflict, and therefore commiserate. Surely you can remember many moments when you froze while your mental arguments played themselves out. Paralyzed by indecision, you may have wished that someone, anyone, would bail you out and tell you which part of you was “right.” Here’s your chance. Your Pisces buddies need you to clear up the myriad tiny debates that make them just so ineffective at times. Tell them what to do. It’ll be fun for both of you.

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