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On Nov. 11, the New York Post quoted a representative of Oprah Winfrey as saying that the wealthy media mogul would be doing WHAT on Maui in the near future?

A. Moving to the island full time.

B. Bankrolling the construction of a new resort in Hana.

C. Starting a farm to grow and distribute organic produce.

D. Bankrolling the construction of a new resort in Makena.

E. Whatever she damn well pleases!

Gasoline prices have been falling, and last week, the average price of a gallon of gasoline in Wailuku was $4.38, reported the Pacific Business News on Nov. 9. What, according to PBN, was the average price per gallon of unleaded gas for the nation?

A. $3.35.

B. $3.45.

C. $3.55.

D. $3.65.

E. $3.75.

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

WMSA CHAIRMAN TOM CANNON IS SICK OF ALL THE MEDDLING KIDS Just when you thought that giant heap of hurt the Wailuku Main Street Association (WMSA) leaped into couldn’t get any bigger (and that heap already includes a subpoena from the state Attorney General and a Dec. 5 court date), we’ve obtained a couple letters from October showing the county’s most controversial nonprofit has threatened to sue the County of Maui.

In mid-October, Maui County Planning Director Will Spence asked (once again) for WMSA Board Chairman Tom Cannon to provide a lot of details about what his organization has been doing with the hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxpayer funds the county has been sending their way each year. The county also refused to pay the association’s $243,000 grant for this year (this decision was made very easy after Deputy Attorney General Hugh Jones wrote a scathing report a few months ago ripping WMSA for a wide variety of “mismanagement” issues).

On Oct. 18, Cannon sent a reply to the county. It’s written in his trademark neener-neener fashion to which WMSA observers have long grown accustomed: “[W]e can only conclude that the County of Maui Planning Department has no intention of complying with the financial obligations set out in our contract for Grant 3382, as evident in Mr. Spence’s letter. WMSA will be seeking legal counsel and filing suit against the County of Maui.”

See? The state AG is subpoenaing the WMSA, so WMSA is turning around and suing the county. It’s all fair, right?

On Nov. 8, The Maui News published a good story on the letters, but it seriously downplays the frothy anger and unintentional humor that boils around in Cannon’s Oct. 18 letter. To wit: “We feel at this time that it is not appropriate to correspond with your department on this subject as Wailuku Main Street Association is currently in litigation,” Cannon wrote.

“Litigation?” Like a lawsuit? A search of the Hawaii court dockets turned up exactly one case involving WMSA: state Attorney General David Louie’s Oct. 12, 2012 petition to get the association to comply with a subpoena.

When I asked Cannon for clarification, he emailed me seven web definitions of the word “litigation” (most of which defined it vaguely as “legal action”) and attached a letter he wrote back in July awarding me a coveted “Best Bone-Headed NonJournalism Award.”

But let’s assume that Cannon just didn’t want to mention that the state AG has subpoenaed his ass and decided to use the softer term “litigation” instead. Almost sounds prudent that he wouldn’t want to give up any goods. But then Cannon continues: “In good faith, we once again state that to require significantly more details from a grant-in-aid with necessary safeguards in place is something entirely new and a definite change in the agreed upon rule.

To suddenly change what is required midstream is not what should be expected from an administrator of a grant-in-aid that was previously scrutinized by the Council’s Budget Committee Chair and Corp Council [sic].”

Never mind the fact that the “scrutiny” Cannon mentions never actually occurred.

Can you taste the venom in Cannon’s words? Hey, I’d be pissed too if I was him.

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People are apparently consuming mass quantities of sugar. In fact, The Maui News reported that HC&S sold 36,300 tons of bulk sugar in the third quarter of 2011, but doubled that sale to 72,400 tons during the third quarter this year.

Great news, right? Turns out no. In their November/December 2012 issue, Mother Jones has a brutal investigation on the “sweet little lies” that have long gone into the marketing of sugar in this nation. Specifically, the notion that sugar is “healthier” than other sweeteners like high fructose corn syrup (which, to be clear, is not good for you). In fact, the magazine noted, sugar is “addictive in much the same way as cigarettes and alcohol, and that overconsumption of them is driving worldwide epidemics of obesity and type 2 diabetes (the type associated with obesity).”

Good thing Big Sugar and its high-paid lobbyists and sales execs are there to sweeten up that kind of news by pointing out at every possible turn that research into sugar’s harmful effects (which is admittedly starved of funds) is “inconclusive” and “‘lacks the scientific evidence or consensus’ to support its claims,” the magazine noted. “This incon-

Even with the recent inflamed passions and controversy regarding Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar (HC&S)’s burning of sugar cane in the fields before harvesting, which has long exacerbated respiratory discomfort and ailments for many island residents, the company is reporting doubled profits in the third quarter of 2012, according to the Nov. 9 Maui News.

“Revenues from Hawaiian Commercial & Sweet, sweet misery Sugar Co. jumped 83 percent to $67.9 million for the quarter,” the paper reported. clusiveness, of course, is precisely what the “The sugar entity’s profits more than douSugar Association has worked so assidubled to $9.1 million.” ously to maintain. ‘In confronting our critics,” The reason for such substantial gains?

[Sugar Association President John] Tatem explained to his board of directors back in 1976, ‘we try never to lose sight of the fact that no confirmed scientific evidence links sugar to the death-dealing diseases. This crucial point is the lifeblood of the association.’”

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Think about it: for decades, that organization has gotten hundreds of thousands of dollars each year from the county with no questions asked. Now, a bunch of meddling kids–reporters, former WMSA board members, the county Planning Director, the county Corporation Counsel, the state Attorney General, etc.–are going around asking a bunch of critical questions.

Of course, it would have been nice if Cannon could spell “Corp. Counsel” properly in his letter to the Maui County Corporation Counsel. That’s just good manners. Especially considering that the Corporation Counsel’s office (which apparently has its own spelling concerns) has the power to do things like “terminate” WMSA’s grant and “seek injunctive relief to insure [sic] the protection of any property that was purchased by Wailuku Main Street Association with County grant funds,” which is exactly what Corporation Counsel Patrick Wong told Cannon he would do in his Oct. 26 reply.

“It’s crazy, man. Mother Nature ain’t no joke.”

CORRECTION In the Nov. 8, 2012 Coconut Wireless, I misstated the dollar amount of the county's recent $71.2 million General Obligation Bond. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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MAPA HIGHLIGHTS THE FIGHT OVER SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

BY PUTTING ON 8 We may have had some victories in the same-sex marriage issue on Election Day, with legalization victories in Washington, Maryland and Maine, but the affair is still very much a hot button. On Nov. 30, the U.S. Supreme Court will hear about a half dozen challenges to same-sex marriage, including California’s infamous Proposition 8, which banned same-sex marriage and has already been declared unconstitutional by that state’s Supreme Court.

This controversial case went to trial in 2010, and against the desires of the judge and plaintiffs, the State of California sealed the videos of the case from the public but was not able to do the same with the transcripts. That is where Academy Award-winning screenwriter Dustin Lance Black steps in. He wrote his play 8 from those transcripts as well as interviews with participants and media coverage during the actual trial.

“The goal of 8 is to show the world that marriage equality is a basic constitutional right and that those who would deny this basic freedom from loving committed couples have only baseless hyperbole to fall back on,” said Melissa Gills of the American Foundation for Equal Rights (AFER). “At the hundreds of theaters where the play has been performed, audiences walk out with a clear understanding of the arguments made by anti-marriage forces, and importantly, are able to witness inequality and discrimination unequivocally rejected in a court of law where truth

and facts matter. These performances have been incredibly important in educating audiences and changing hearts and minds about marriage equality.”

When the anti-marriage proponents of Prop. 8 fiercely rejected the televised and Internet broadcast of the proceedings in the 12-day trial, AFER knew they had to find a way to show the world what happened in this historic case. Now, the Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) will perform a reading of the play on Friday, Nov. 16 and Saturday, Nov. 17 at the Steppingstone Playhouse in Queen Ka’ahumanu Center. All the net proceeds will go to AFER (afer.org).

“As with many sensitive topics, live theater offers audiences the opportunity to engage with these subjects in a safe, thoughtful environment,” said David Johnston, MAPA’s Executive and Artistic Director. “Our goal is to bring the Maui community together to shed light on the very personal stories attached to this important issue.”

The play has been performed by theaters across the west coast to great acclaim.

Rob Reiner directed the A-list version, which featured George Clooney, Martin Sheen and a host of other Hollywood actors. It was an immediate hit.

“When Dustin Lance Black wrote the script for 8, he based it on the actual words of the trial transcripts,” said Gills.

“So what you see in the play are the best arguments and testimony from both sides, laid out as they were in court. In many ways, the case served as the nation’s first ‘truth commission’ on marriage equality. We had 17 expert witnesses testify during trial and directly refute the arguments made by anti-marriage forces.

Interestingly, our opponents called only

TEDxMAUI COMING JAN. 13, 2013 The second edition of TEDxMaui is just two months away. Ted Talks created an international spirit of exchanging information, or “ideas worth spreading,”

as their mission statement says. TEDx conferences are organized at the local level and are designed to stimulate dialogue in the community. TEDx Maui is still coordinating some of the speakers, but the date for the event is set: Jan. 13, 2013 at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. Tickets are on sale now.

All TEDxMaui talks are videotaped and broadcast on their website. Subjects like art, business, culture, entertainment and science are part of the message.

Dr. Gary Greenberg, a Maui scientist and inventor, gave one of the talks presented at the January 2012 conference. The mother site, TED.com, selected that talk to be featured on its site, which is quite an accomplishment for the TEDxMaui crew. His presentation, titled “The Beautiful Nano Details of our World,” uses 3D microscopes to reveal the beauty in things not visible to the naked eye. It’s already seen web traffic in excess of 75,000 views.

“TED is one of the world’s largest online resources for sharing the best and most innovative ideas,” says TEDxMaui founder Katie McMillan. “Recently, it was reported that over one billion people have watched TED talks. To know that TEDxMaui is a vessel for bringing the remarkable work of Maui’s residents to that stage makes being a part of this team incredibly rewarding.”

TEDxMaui is currently seeking sponsors.

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two witnesses to the stand during the entire trial, one of whom has since come out publicly in favor of marriage equality.”

Attendees are encouraged to stay after the show for a discussion of the play’s themes. The post-show conversation is a mediated, town hall format where the audience determines the topics based on what moves them and where the discussion goes.

“As an educational performing arts organization, we believe that live theater can be a powerful tool for bringing the community together to explore broader themes and issues,” says Adam Burke of MAPA. “Throughout the years, the theater community has brought important social issues to mainstream audiences through groundbreaking works like To Kill a Mockingbird, Inherit The Wind and Love! Valor!

Compassion! We’re honored to continue that tradition. Our goal is to engage, entertain and educate in every production we do, and to encourage dialogue in the community about the different questions raised by each show.”

According to AFER, any theater can put on 8 free of charge (they have to submit a form to AFER first). That helped MAPA, which is selling tickets for 8 at just $8 for adults and $5 for students under 18.

Call 244-8760 or visit mauiacademy.org.

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ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA IRS agents, investigating tax-fraud suspect Rashia Wilson, 26, turned up “thousands” of identification numbers in a September home search in Tampa. Wilson had already laid down a challenge in May, when she wrote on Facebook: “I’m Rashia, the queen of IRS tax fraud. [I’m] a millionaire for the record. So if you think that indicting me will be easy, it won’t. I promise you. I

won’t do no time, dumb [expletive unpublished].” The search also turned up a handgun, and since Wilson is a convicted felon (with 40 arrests), she was jailed and denied bail in part because of the Facebook post.

WAY TOO MANY APPS The Swiss company Blacksocks offers an iPhone app that utilizes radio frequency identification chips inserted into socks so they can be automatically sorted. Then there’s the iPoo app. It, reported Wired magazine in November, “[l]ets you chat with your fellow defecators from the comfort of your own toilet.” And “in development” now, according to Harvard freshman Olenka Polak, is a “Code Red” app that creates an exchange network so that women and girls who find themselves unexpectedly spotting can locate an emergency source for a tampon or pad.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Two men robbing an Open Pantry store in Madison, Wis., in October escaped, but with less money than they came with. The lead thief grabbed a handful of cash that the clerk had been counting when the pair entered. The clerk pleaded, then sternly demanded that the man give back the money.

The thief thought for a moment, became remorseful, threw all the money in his pocket to the floor, and fled. The clerk told police that when she re-counted the money, there was $1 more than in her original count, meaning that the thief had accidentally tossed in a dollar of his own. ■ chuck@mauitime.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1622n3

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New book titles that illuminate Maui and Hawaii

t a time when more of our written words appear on bright computer and phone screens than ever before, we’ve decided to go retro and celebrate books printed on wood pulp. Paper, properly preserved, can last for centuries–probably a bit longer than the latest iPad, we’re guessing.

Regardless of the medium we use, reading forces us to use our brains like no other activity. Anthropologists are beginning to understand that without reading, our entire society and civilization would be different. Instead of stretching out in a world of complex and abstract ideas that we can share with relative ease, we would be trapped in an anecdotal world of personal experiences, unable to comprehend that which we didn’t witness first-hand.

It’s not enough for the mind to observe–it must be allowed to imagine, and reading provides no better mental exercise.

So here are six new books written by individuals intimately familiar with Maui and Hawaii. Some are lavishly put together, others thinner and more economical. All have one thing in common: they force us to use our minds to imagine Maui or Hawaii in a new way.

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Daughters of Fire

By Tom Peek Koa Books, Kihei 495 pages; $20 There’s an opulent new resort going up on Hawaii Island, and local activists aren’t happy about it. Rough characters move in the shadows, committing shocking crimes and carrying out dark rituals. Locals see it all, but live in fear and say nothing. Ignorant haoles blunder into trouble, slowly learning about the fiery trouble that bubbles beneath the island’s surface–both literally and figuratively–but also the deep connection that binds the Kanaka people to their land.

This isn’t noir, with moral ambiguities and anti-heroes–chapter titles like “Evil Afoot On The Sacred Volcano” and “The Governor’s

Weasel” lay things down pretty clearly–but Daughters of Fire is still a great read. It’s a lush and earnest story of good and evil, rich in metaphor and magical realism that takes place in contemporary times but holds fast to a time long gone.

This is a book about power and justice. It hits those thematic anvils pretty hard, starting on the very first page with a quote from President Barack Obama about the “grim” and “unjust” troubles in Hawaii’s past.

Speaking of which, this may be a novel, but it’s also one of the most factually aware novels I’ve come across. It contains an Author’s Note, Afterword, Suggestions for Further Reading, a glossary of Hawaiian and pidgin terms, a Hawaiian language pronunciation guide and three pages of Acknowledgments. At times, even the text itself reads like a guidebook for mainlanders who know nothing of Hawaii: “‘Uncle Sonny, tell us more,’ said a man standing by the exit, tattooed arms folded across his chest. He was not Sonny Kiakahi’s nephew, but part of a larger family–the Hawaiian community–and respected elders were always referred to in a familial way, as ‘Uncle’ or ‘Aunty.’”

That said, certain elements don’t ring true. A newspaper story that alleges a scientific cover-up is too simplistic, and it’s highly unlikely that state officials would allow a resort to include a jungle filled with live crocodiles.

Still, there’s enough romance, intrigue and murder in Daughters of Fire to make the novel an interesting yarn even for a reader born in the islands. But at times the book seems too eager to teach the reader about Kanaka culture.

Exposing the drama of Hawaii that doesn’t appear in guidebooks or in-flight magazines is nothing particularly new in literature.

Even I’ve written two novels that have fun with that theme. Every city in America is more complex than the brochures put out by its Visitors Bureau and Chamber of Commerce, but given the mountains of money people make in Hawaii off the land, and the way a complex word like “aloha,” which the Kanaka used to express undying love, has been twisted into a friendly way of saying “hello” and “goodbye,” another correction is always welcome.

It’s not enough to learn about Hawaii, the book seems to say–you must also respect it. You can find those words written in dozens of guidebooks, but this novel shows why.

Available in e-versions and paperback at Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble. com and in paperback at Barnes & Noble in Lahaina, Ono Gelato in Kihei and, on Dec. 2, at the Maui Book Publishers Table at Whole Foods.

-Anthony Pignataro

Kalaupapa: A Collective Memory

By Anwei Skinsnes Law University of Hawaii Press, Honolulu 575 pages, $49

Imi wale ia oe la e ka Lani, You are much sought, Heavenly One,

Ma na paia o ka nahele, Among the verdant bowers of upland forests, Aia ihea oe e ka Lani?

Where have you gone, Heavenly One? E hai mai oe e ke ala.

Reveal a trace of that familiar scent.

-From Imi Ia Ka Lani–“The Heavenly One is Sought”–Composed by Kapoli Kamakau upon the death of her close friend Princess Likelike. Translation by Carol L. Silva.

For anyone who has suffered the loss of a loved one, these lyrics strum a familiar chord. Kalaupapa: A Collective Memory is a bulky 570-page composition that outlines the history of the leprosy epidemic in Hawaii from 1866 to present day. The book compiles an impressive collection of detailed information, personal stories, letters, pictures, songs and poems, all time-lined in a textbook format.

If there were a course on Kalaupapa, this would likely be its textbook. With its history book-like appeal, fused with intimate pictures and well-documented stories, this book succeeds in personalizing the impact of leprosy in Hawaiian history and follows the mass effect disease plays on a culture and its communities.

It’s organized format makes the book an easy read while its sub-heading chapters allows for readers to begin Kalaupapa exploration at any page. Put simply, Kalaupapa: A Collective Memory is the book on Kalaupapa. I would recommend it to anyone interested in the back stories of Kalaupapa, Hawaiian history, politics and injustice, as well as for those trying to understand and cope with the weight of disease and loss.

Visitor Channel, earned six Emmy awards while working at CBS News and was badly injured by a cop’s nightstick while trying to cover the riotous 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago. Pastor Laki Pomaikai Ka‘ahumanu turned to religion after both a tour of duty in the Vietnam war and multiple drug trafficking convictions.

These are few of the more intriguing discoveries found in writer Norm Bezane’s new book Maui For Millions , which collects a few of his past columns from the Lahaina News . It’s all hagiography, of course–like the paper he writes for, there’s nothing in these pages even remotely controversial or negative. But even a “small book” (as Bezane calls the volume, which is his second) still proves to be interesting.

A visitor to the island since 1969, Bezane and his family moved to the Westside in 2001. His career is a mix of journalism and public relations, and this book (which is self-published) seems a pretty solid blend of both, though with some odd third-person self-love thrown.

“In 2008, he [Bezane] performed the rare trick of being recognized for his work from Hawaii chapters of both the Society of Professional Journalists and the Public Relations Society of America,” Bezane himself writes of himself in a biographical note at the end. “Bezane writes from the perspective of a curious newcomer to the islands and not as an

Available in paperback at Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble.com.

-Keo Eaton

Maui For Millions

By Norm Bezane Voices of Maui Talk Story, Lahaina 132 pages; $9.95 Laura Blears, a hostess at Kimo’s in Lahaina for the last few decades, once appeared nude in Playboy for a pictorial on surfing. Leslyn Mililani Paleka (known to KPOA listeners as “Morning Goddess Alaka‘i Paleka”) once worked as a parole officer in Hilo. Jim Kartes, owner of the

expert on the culture. From the unique point of view of an ‘outsider,’ he feels it is a privilege to learn and to acquire new understanding.”

Still, Bezane’s a good reporter–he sits and listens to people. His questions may be innocuous, but he makes up for that by profiling individuals who hold some measure of authority or celebrity in West Maui. The result is a quick but interesting primer on some of the more notable names in Maui, including musicians Amy Hanaiali‘i, Willie K and George Kahumoku. His profiles of local Continued on page 12

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Continued from page 11 business owners are less compelling, and readers can easily skip Bezane’s profile of Mike White and Lori Sablas, but hey, it’s his book and he can put in it what he wants.

Still, anyone who’s been on the island at least 24 hours will find Bezane’s book a handy, easy reference.

Available in paperback at Amazon.com, the Kaanapali Beach Hotel deli and lobby shop, Native Intelligence, the MOFL store in Lahaina and CJ’s Deli.

-Anthony Pignataro

The Spy Lover

By Kiana Davenport Thomas and Mercer, New York 303 pages, $14.95 The overall atmosphere of this book is of bleakness and claustrophobia, with stultified lives of few choices.

The writing is moving and sharp and gives a striking wallop of reality to the facts of war, discrimination, hunger, loneliness and longing. The author places the story far away and long ago, though it began by studying the ancestry of her own family; Hawaiian, Chinese and Caucasian.

A Chinese boy and his younger brother leave China as kids, to avoid famine and civil war, with a heroic push by their father to “run for your lives.” They walk and forage and hide their way to a port where beckoning sailors are signing on a crew. Exhausted and hopeless, Johnny Tom joins, only to be covered by canvas sacks and rolled to the galley with thousands of other Chinese men and boys, all kidnapped to work sugar cane fields in Hawaii. He ends up on an outer island called Moku Nui, Big Island.

There he meets a “brown-shouldered girl, Mehealani Honohano.” Johnny Tom says, “her name so ha-full I give up! I call her Laughter.” Her laughter, he recalls, sounded like “temple bells.”

He labors in the fields at backbreaking work, but finds some peace with Laughter, until her father hacks

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his way through the fields to confront Johnny, threatening to cut off Johnny’s testicles for his pregnant daughter’s carrying a “yellow monkey” baby. As Johnny flees on a ship, he sees Laughter on the dock with his baby daughter, waving goodbye.

Johnny Tom goes to San Francisco, where anti-Chinese sentiments are high.

He ends up with another wife, Raindance, who is an Alibamo Creek Indian, and his daughter Era, in a Chinese settlement in Mississippi called Shisan. Life is simple enough, after all his struggles.

Then a war begins and Confederate soldiers invade and kidnap the men to fight.

Most of the Chinese men defect to the Union Army because they have a very clear picture of discrimination and they know what they’re fighting for.

But the Confederates retaliate by returning to the settlement to rape and kill the women and daughters left behind. He is haunted by fear for his daughter and wife. Eventually the story is told from the point of these three characters–Johnny Tom, Era (his daughter) and a Confederate soldier named Warren Rowan Pitticomb. The stifling atmosphere of war, darkness, cold, fear, guilt and the moral questions asked by the characters of themselves all serve to turn the pages, and you will cringe at some of the scenes.

Available in e-versions and paperback at Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble.com.

-Dina Noyes

Tales & Flukes From Life in the Trees

By Jim Loomis Zantar Publishing, Haiku 287 pages, $27 This book is a trip. Seriously. For anyone who knows Jim Loomis, this isn’t at all surprising.

“At last we get to hear from this mind, this physicist of consciousness who has walked naked and splendid into the incredible opportunity that we all call life,” said the writer Paul Wood in a quote reproduced on the back of the book. “Each of his great little tales is a koan.”

Part memoir, part photo album, part poetry collection, the book is all Loomis and all fantastic. Born in California in 1935, he taught mathematics, then moved to Maui in 1970. He recently suffered a heart attack and stroke, he told me when I spoke to him last week, but seems to be recovering.

It’s clear from reading just a few pages that Loomis’ mind spins just a little faster (and a few degrees off) from the rest of us. The result is crisp, living prose that dances and leaps off the page.

“I’m grateful for the typing course I took sixty years ago,” he writes. “And agriculture: my carrot won first prize.

Wish I had known then, that was the apex of my career. Apex of a water chimp’s career. Not seaweed, but a carrot, orangeness bursting from the brown soil.”

recedes from the memories of the living,” he writes. “This process of change, in part natural and in part the result of rapid development, has been augmented by a long-standing dispute between the State and Maui County over responsibility of old government roads after the State took the best highways out of the county road system and cut county funding for transportation.”

Nonetheless, the book contains an outstanding collection of large, clear photos documenting West Maui’s roads in the earliest years of the 20th century, as well as a series of maps (some well over a century old) showing roads and trails long consumed by the land and land development. It also reprints Martha Foss Fleming’s informative 1933 text “Old Trails of Maui” as well as numerous Hawaii court cases dealSomehow, Loomis has managed to distill the entire island of Maui–all its vibrant color and contradictions–into a book that we can hold in our hands (though it is somewhat heavy). It’s an achievement we should cherish.

We hear about Loomis and his young daughter in a sailboat lobbing water balloons at a nuclear submarine off the Westside. We see him at the optometrist trying to talk his way out of having Glaucoma. And we can smell what happens when he eats mangoes with a homeless guy under the Banyan Tree in Lahaina.

Loomis’ book offers not just a new way of thinking about Maui, but a new way of thinking about everything. There are few people anywhere as thoughtful as Jim Loomis, and we’re all richer that he’s given us this book.

Available in paperback at Savingthecosmostiltuesday.com and on Maui at Puka Puka and Mana Foods in Paia.

-Anthony Pignataro

Public Access to the Roads and Trails of West Maui

By Jon M. Van Dyke and Maile Osika North Beach-West Maui Benefit Fund, Lahaina 113 pages, $24 It’s probably best to say at the outset what this book is not. It isn’t a guidebook full of handy tips on how to find secret trails and hikes. It’s not a detailed history of transportation in Lahaina.

And it’s not a book you’ll want to curl up with on the beach.

More than anything, this book– penned mainly by the late Jon M. Van Dyke, one of finest legal minds in Hawaii until his 2011 death–is a legal case that strengthened public access throughout West Maui. It’s the first of planned series of books seeking to “expand the base of knowledge and understanding of West Maui’s transportation history, and possibilities for the present and future.” In his forward, Maui attorney Lance D. Collins makes this crystal clear.

“As time passes, the knowledge and recollection of old roads and trails

ing with road ownership.

The text, which analyzes the legal history of roads in Hawaii, can be quite legalistic and thoroughly laced with footnotes.

“Public road and trails in Hawai‘i are held perpetually in public trust until officially abandoned in accordance with State law,” the book concludes. “This means that all public roads, trails, and rights-of-way continue to be owned by the government even if they appear to have fallen into disuse.”

There’s great power in that conclusion (especially for West Maui, much of which is under threat of disappearing beneath home and resort construction) but few without law degrees will see it. Still, Public Access is a tremendous resource for those who want to understand how people got around the island in decades past, and how we might improve travel for future generations.

Available in paperback at Amazon.com and Uhpress.hawaii.edu.

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BY JEN RUSSO superb four-course Thanksgiving Harvest Dinner that includes Ho‘opono Farm arugula salad, L&R Farms Molokai sweet potato gnocci, roasted turkey and Zia Maria’s pumpkin gelato. Even more interesting, the third annual Scarecrow Building Competition takes place on Nov. 22. Put on your creative cap and indulge in the hilarious fun as you build and decorate the best looking and most unique scarecrow. The winning entries will be awarded resort prizes. Other delightful events planned that day include a pumpkin pie eating contest and designing an edible bouquet.

Visit the resort’s website at westinkaanapali.com for more details.

At the Napili Kai, get your thanks

dressing, grilled island vegetables, fresh baked taro and soft rolls. Dessert includes pumpkin haupia squares, mini pumpkin pies and double chocolate brownies.

Adult guests over 21 with a valid photo ID can enjoy up to three alcoholic beverages with their meal. All guests can choose unlimited soda, soft drinks and filtered water. The price is $84.95 for adults and $59.95 for children ages three to 12. Children ages two and under go free, one per paying adult.

Buzz’s Wharf in Ma‘alaea will have a Thanksgiving buffet for $28 per person and $14 for keiki under 12, though they will also have a limited regular menu available. The Dunes is hosting a Thanksgiving brunch

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t’s time to pause for thanks over a feast fit for kings. If you’re not up for cooking a turkey, you’re in luck because there are plenty of places open and ready to make your Thanksgiving meal for you (and clean up afterwards!).

Hard Rock Cafe will feed the homeless on Thanksgiving from 10am to 2pm but will open to regular cafe operations at 2pm.

Don’t worry about not having turkey sandwiches if you let someone else do the cooking for you. At Hula Grill, when you get their roasted fresh turkey with sage gravy and kalua pork mac nut apple dressing with all the fixings, they send you home with a “brown bag leftover turkey sandwich to go.”

The Westin Maui is offering turkey two ways. There’s a Thanksgiving dinner buffet poolside at the Ono Bar & Grill. Selections there include the chilled seafood bar, house-made smoked salmon, oven-roasted striploin of beef, guava-glazed ham, roast turkey, seafood cioppino, grilled swordfish, salad specials, pecan pies, cranberry bread pudding, cupcakes, pumpkin cheesecake and more, all served 4:30-8pm. At Tropica Restaurant & Bar, Chef de cuisine Jennifer Evetushick has prepared a threecourse prix fixe menu for $65 per person that includes torn kale salad with goat cheese and Alaea roasted pepitas, gingeranised spiced turkey with Maui onion kalua pork stuffing and Yukon Gold mashed potatoes and pumpkin Clafoutis with spiced cheesecake ice cream.

The Hyatt Regency Japengo will serve Turkey Day classics with a Pacific Rim flair and sushi. At the drums of the Pacific Luau, there will be a Thanksgiving addition to the traditional Hawaiian buffet. Umalu will feature a casual Thanksgiving buffet with sea salt and black pepper-crusted prime rib, Molokai purple potato smash, bacon-wrapped pork with Jack Daniel’s sauce, brined turkey with stuffing and a big serving of live music.

Gerard’s will serve a Colorado lamb shank with daube ragout simmered in red wine with Swiss chard mac and cheese, Malama Farm-curried pork kebab with leeks and Maui onion and banana poi, and a veal chop ala creme with sage with madeira and cognac cream sauce, morels and beet puree with stuffed artichoke.

At The Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas, Executive chef Francois Milliet and his culinary team will present the Harvest Table Buffet at the Ocean Pool Bar & Grill with an array of specials including island seafood, Pacific oysters, herb-roasted turkey, maple-glazed sweet potatoes, braised ham, a carvery station, desserts and more. At Pulehu, Executive Sous Chef Wes Holder has designed a

Be very thankful

on with their special bar pupu menu and Thanksgiving menus. Pineapple Grill is doing breakfast and lunch till 1pm, then they reopen for their Thanksgiving dinner at 4pm. Merriman’s Kapalua will have a roasted organic turkey with all the fixings starting at 4pm for $44 (kids $22).

I’o will host a Thanksgiving buffet for $55 per adult and Pacific’O will have a special Thanksgiving dish along with their regular menu. The Blue Lagoon at the Wharf will do a special Thanksgiving lunch from $17.99, or turkey burger or sandwich for $12. They close at 4pm.

Does Thanksgiving float? The Pacific Whale Foundation has a cruise leaving from Ma‘alaea with your name on it. The menu includes kalua turkey with giblet gravy, island kalua ham with guava jelly, Portuguese sausage stuffing, whipped garlic potatoes, corn on the cob, Upcountry greens with Maui onion

buffet starting at 10am going to 3pm with an amazing spread for $34 per person.

King Kamehameha Golf Course is serving a Thanksgiving lunch buffet running from 9am to 1pm, or you can go to the Kahili Restaurant’s extravagant dinner buffet 4-7:30pm for $34.95 per person.

The Grand Wailea will go Hawaiian style, offering a unique Thanksgiving luau experience. The feast includes imu turkey and kalua pig, oven-baked macadamia nut-crusted mahimahi, clams, mussels and ono. Call 808-875-1234 ext. 4500 to reserve seats and visit wailearesortdining.com for full menu.

Capische? is featuring an exquisite locally inspired tasting menu.

Stella Blues will open for breakfast at 7:30am as usual but Thanksgiving dinner starts at 1pm. Their entrees will include a slice of pumpkin or pecan pie, and kids under five eat free (one kid per adult). Spago’s will serve a complete Thanksgiving plate with organic

turkey and the works for $48 starting at 2:15pm, and kama‘aina can get it for $24 until 4:45pm.

At Gannon’s, the Thanksgiving feast starts at 3pm for their self-serve buffet, and they will serve their regular menu as well. At Joe’s, their turkey entree begins at 4pm and their regular dinner menu will be served as well.

The Fairmont Kea Lani will be serving a gourmet buffet on their Polo Beach Lawn with glazed ham, seafood stations and roast turkey. They will have a premium bar available and plan to make it a Thanksgiving to remember with live Hawaiian entertainment.

Ocean’s in Kihei will serve Thanksgiving plates starting at 11am for $12.95 for lunch and $14.95 for dinner. They will be celebrating until 2 am. Hit up Ambrosia for their special holiday nog-tini martinis.

At Makena Beach & Golf Resort, Thanksgiving is served at the Molokini Bar and Grill with an amazing menu inspired by Chef Marc McDowell. They have roast turkey but will also present an amazing spread that includes panseared catch of the day, grilled chicken breast, Wagyu beef ravioli and fresh seafood like shrimp and crab. For reservations call 808-875-5888.

Haliimaile General Store will serve a buffet from 2-7pm for only $38 and $22 for kids. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon will be open from 7am to 7pm on Thanksgiving day with their regular menu available in addition to a special Thanksgiving offering.

Then again, maybe you just want to eat at home but need a boost. You have a few options. Vineyard Food Company will have a full turkey dinner menu and sides to order, and they will be available for pickup or delivery on Nov. 21 (the day prior to Thanksgiving). All menu items may be kept refrigerated and if necessary, re-heated on the Nov. 22.

Whole Foods is preparing all of the turkey and sides and you can even order it for pickup in ceramic dishes that look like you cooked it yourself. Honu will be selling Thanksgiving pies from Pastry Chef Liz McDonald, including the vegan gluten-free squash and sweet potato pie, a papaya poha cherry and mixed nut “pecan pie” (order by this Saturday, Nov. 17) and pick up on Nov. 21 starting at 9am.

Of course, Maui Tacos will be open island wide on Thanksgiving, serving their fresh Mexican food. Not everyone wants turkey, right? ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1622d1

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THURSDAY, NOV. 15 FOOD SECURITY – Despite the abundant land and natural resources, Hawaii still imports 85 percent of its food and only has a seven-day supply of food on store shelves at any given time. Scared? You should be. But here’s your chance to explore the issues of food security and access to food that’s affordable, safe, healthy and culturally acceptable and food that is produced in ways that are environmentally sound and socially just. This Thursday, Ala Kukui will present “Food Security,” the fourth part in the Man, Woman and Nature Series. The evening will discuss the relationship of humans to the natural world. Guest speakers Karen Washington, a New York City community gardener and activist, and John Lind, a Kipahulu taro farmer, will moderate. $10. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; www.mauiarts.org.

ON ENSEMBLE – Infusing the powerful rhythms of Japanese drumming with hip-hop, rock and electronica, On Ensemble puts together an incredibly unique sound.

On Ensemble drums their way onto the MACC’s stage for a “world fusion mix” with the ancient taiko as the foundation. On Ensemble draws inspiration from Miyamoto Unosuke Shoten, instrument maker to the emperor. Join the drum circle in an evening where tradition meets innovation. $12, $28, $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org.

THURSDAY, NOV. 15 LADIES NIGHT – Captain Jack’s has ordered that henceforth, EVERY Thursday night is now Ladies Night. So grab your girlfriends and cruise to the popular Lahaina establishment for specials all evening. You can dance to the beats of DJ Illz (voted Best DJ in 2012) and choose between the $3 Vodka Martinis, $3 wine, $2 Bud Light and half price pupus specials. Free. 8pmclose. Captain Jack’s (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

KULA SCHOOL HARVEST FESTIVAL – Kula School’s 25th Harvest Festival is back! All are invited to enjoy great music, children’s games, and a silent auction. Get started early on your holiday shopping at the craft sale or indulge in yummy homemade treats at the country store. Bring your ohana for a fun day in the sun. All proceeds will benefit the school’s phys ed, art and music programs. Free.

9am-4pm. Kula School (5000 Kula Hwy.); 808-357-8960.

FRIDAY, NOV. 16 PIZZA PORT BEER DINNER – This Friday, Maui Brewing Company is presenting a Beer Dinner with Yiga Miyashiro, the head brewer of San Diego’s Pizza Port. Hailing from San Diego, Miyshiro has been in the industry less than a decade but has made splashes with his twoyear-old brewpub. The 2011 Great American Beer Festival named his pub the best and awarded medals for his various brews. He was also named one of San Diego Magazine’s 50 people to watch in 2012.

So don’t miss Miyashiro as he pairs craft Pizza Port beer with five MBC courses. $69. 6pm. Maui Brewing Company (4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-3474; mauibrewingco.com.

MAKAHIKI FESTIVAL – The Hawaiian Makahiki season is a time of feast, game, athletic contest and tributes to chiefs and gods. In the old days, all warfare was taboo. We don’t have to worry about fighting now, but the festival still goes on–specifically, at The Fairmont Kea Lani. The Opening Ceremony will take place in the lobby on Friday, Nov 16 (6pm-7pm). The ceremony will feature UH Maui College’s Institute of Hawaiian Music students. The second half of the festival takes place on Monday, Nov. 19 (11am-2pm). There you can participate in bracelet weaving, hula lessons, games and poi pounding. Guests are asked to meet on the resort’s Polo Lawn on Monday at 11am. Free. Fairmont Kea Lani Resort (4100 4100; fairmont.com/kea-lanmaui.

Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808 875-

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SATURDAY, NOV. 17 SATURDAY

POINT PANIC FESTIVAL – Hip-hop meets Hawaiian soul as The Point Panic Music Festival lands on the MACC. It’s headlined by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony with performances

by Groundation, Paula Fuga and Mike Love. Bone Thugsn-Harmony has enjoyed a career spanning two decades with eight albums and hits like “1st of tha Month” and “Tha Crossroads.” Consisting of members from Jamaica, Groundation’s mission goes beyond music and into preservation of the culture of roots, Reggae and Rastafari. Rounding out the lineup is Hawaii’s own Paula Fuga, backed by Mike Love. $35/in advance, $40/on event day & $55/ in advance VIP, $60/on event day VIP. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Pavillion/Amphitheatre. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org.

PAIA PIE CON CONTEST – Calling all pie lovers: the second annual World Famous P Paia Pie Contest & Community Harvest Celebration happe happens this Saturday. Gather the family for an afternoon of tra tractor rides, crafts, music, fresh produce and pie. If you’re m more of a consumer of pies, sample and judge the entrees.

T This year, La’a Kea Farm will serve as the backdrop and w will take donations. The farm creates an atmosphere for a adults with developmental disabilities so they can learn ho to work and interact with others. Those interested in how su submitting pie entrees should email pies@laakea.org by No 12. 1pm-4pm. $10 adults, children free. La’a Kea Nov. Farm (639 Baldwin Ave., Paia); laakea.org.

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SATURDAY, NOV. 17 A KAMA‘AINA CHRISTMAS – The Pacific Cancer Foundation is cordially inviting you to the eighth annual Aloha Kalikimaka Gala. Welcome the holidays by participating in an evening of giving. “A Kama‘aina Christmas” will feature Aloha Kalikimaka trees adorned with ornaments, gift certificates and “highend” treasures for auction. Guests can also purchase other holiday decor with proceeds benefiting the PCF. Event chair Robin Ferrier promises an evening warmed with community and glee. So hele mai for an evening that will benefit those affected by cancer. Call for tickets. 5:30pm. Yokouchi Estate (2471 W Main St., Wailuku); 808-242-7661; pacificcancerfoundation.org.

ART EXTRAVAGANZA – To help make sure every child has access to books, an art auction benefiting Book Trust Hawaii will take place this Saturday at Mala Wailea. Guests can bid on local artwork by George Allen, Arabella Ark, Mike Carroll and more. The evening will host both a silent & live auction, ono pupus, wine and cocktails. Swirl, savor and enjoy the Wailea sunset for a great cause. $100. 5:30pm. Mala at Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa (3700 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-0531; booktrust.org/events.

SATURDAY, NOV. 17 FREE REPS FITNESS CLASSES – REPS Training Center is hosting fitness classes on Saturday in exchange for donations to the Maui Food Bank: food (five cans or boxed goods) or cash (at least $10 per class). Kihei Yoga Center instructors will lead the yoga classes, and there will be door prizes from REPS Fitness and AromaStone Massage. The Maui Food Bank collects and distributes goods through community partnerships. Advance signup is recommended due to limited spaces. For scheduling information call or visit the website. REPS Training Center, Wailea Town Center (161 Wailea Ike Place, Unit B-101); 808 875-1066; repsfitness.com.

SATURDAY, NOV. 17 SAT GO RED R FOR WOMEN LUNCHEON AND HEALTH EXPO – The American Heart Associatio ciation Goes Red for Women once again this Saturday. Heart disease is the top cause of death in wome 20 and over. This year, the health expo will feature swag bags with spa treatments for the first women 100 guests, cooking, health and beauty demonstrations, a survivor gallery tour, Q&A with a panel of ex experts, health screenings, silent auctions and more. Lunch will be a three-course heart-healthy me meal by Chef Tylun Pang. During lunch, survivors will strut down Macy’s fashion runway. Hawaii rreceived more than $300,000 for local research initiatives engaged in the fight against heart disease and stroke, and it’s our turn to give back. $100 per person. 9am-1:30pm. Fairmont Kea Lani Resort (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-244-7185; mauigoredluncheon.org.

KEOLA BEAMER – A descendant from a long line of talented musicians, Keola Beamer is a renowned composer, arranger, master of slack key and vocalist. Recently his work landed him on the set of the Oscar-nominated film The Descendants.

His “Honolulu City Lights” has been stapled as one of Hawaii’s all time classics. The evening will feature music inspired by the nationally televised PBS Hawaii Special Keola Beamer: Malama Ko Aloha (Keep Your Love). Beamer will be joined by his friends and Grammy nominated flutist Carlos Nakai and jazz pianist virtuoso Geoffrey Keezer. $12, $28, $37, $85. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org.

SUNDAY, NOV. 18 WORLD VISION FUNDRAISER – Hard Rock Cafe in Lahaina and World Vision want you to know more about children who live in poverty throughout the world. World Vision supports children in 100 countries and has fed millions.

The afternoon at Hard Rock that will benefit them includes Perry Springman from Perry and the Poor Boys and Jason Robert Taylor. There will also be a presentation on World Vision’s Child Sponsorship program. Come enjoy the food and music at Hard Rock while learning more about World Vision and its child sponsorship program. No cover. 11am-3pm. Hard Rock Cafe (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; worldvision.org.

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BY BARRY WURST II

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Rated PG-13 / 115 Min.

Editor’s note: Because of the press screening schedule of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2, we are unable to bring you a review by press time. Instead, our reviewer has written this essay on the end of the popular movie franchise.

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ere’s my favorite story about being a movie critic: during my first year of writing for MauiTime, I wrote a scathing review of the first Twilight movie. I hadn’t read any of the Stephenie Meyer books the film franchise-to-be was based on, wasn’t aware of the literary phenomenon of all things Bella Swan and couldn’t have cared less.

I saw Twilight the weekend it opened in November 2008, thought it was a genuinely bad movie, wrote a negative critique and moved on. Everything about the film underwhelmed me: the rotten acting, the laughable special effects, the vampires who lack fangs or powers of transformation but sparkle, the lack of chemistry between the romantic leads and the irredeemably hilarious sight of vampires

playing baseball during a thunderstorm.

I honestly thought the movie was another Eragon, by which I mean it seemed like another wannabe Harry Potter bookto-film franchise, that would die after opening weekend. To my utter amazement, audiences worldwide loved the movie.

They didn’t just love it, they ADORED it.

Among fans of the film was a classroom of Kihei Charter School middle school students. Their teacher read my article aloud and then told his class to write me a letter in response. These young students found the opportunity for revenge too good to pass up and the MauiTime mailbox was loaded with dozens of heartfelt declarations of love for Twilight and hatred for yours truly.

MauiTime published the letters and many of them were gems: My favorite quotes were “Just because you’re a movie critic, doesn’t mean you have to be so critical,” “you need to read the books so you know what you’re talking about!” and “If you never made a movie, you are in no position to criticize the special effects!” These kids meant business and they were pissed.

All except one, apparently the one boy in the class, who wrote me, “Dear Barry, Great review. Keep up the good work. Love, Lars.” I hope that kid becomes president some day.

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I’ve gone back and rewatched the first Twilight, partly to see if there was something I missed and because of the guilt I felt for making a class full of cute kids so angry. My assessment after a second The end! viewing: my one-star review was too generous.

I went to see the sequels with an open mind and found that they ranged from lousy (New Moon), awful (Eclipse) and bad but better than expected (Breaking Dawn Part 1). As of this writing, I haven’t seen Breaking Dawn Part 2 but, seriously, even if it’s a surprise entry for best picture of the year, this series has stunk too long for the last movie to redeem four years of vampire movies that truly suck.

The Twi-hards are entitled to their intense love for either Team Edward or Team Jacob (why no love for Team Charlie, Bella’s dad and the only smart person in the entire series?). Being a lifetime fan of the Friday the 13th and Police Academy series, I know what it’s like to love a cluster of movies that are truly, unapologetically stupid.

I was sorry to see Harry Potter go, since

the last of those films was so exceptional.

As for Twilight, let’s not kid each other.

The Twi-hards won’t have to mourn very long. Meyer is alive and well and Summit Entertainment won’t let the next 10 years go by without the highly heralded return of their monstrously lucrative franchise.

There’s no way Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart would turn down $20 million each to star in Son of Twilight or Twilight 9: The Search for More Money. For Pete’s sake, what else is Taylor Lautner going to do?

Make no mistake, the producers of these cash cows aren’t stupid and this series will continue onward.The inevitable return of Twilight, and my having to sit through another of these movies, will once again give those Kihei middle schoolers their revenge. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/1622f

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BY JENNA SCHAMBER KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: Every day until 4pm)

Skyfall-R-THU 11:30, 12:30, 2:45, 3:45, 6:00, 7:00. FRI-SAT 11:30, 12:30, 2:45, 3:45, 6:00, 7:00, 9:15, 10:15 . SUN-TUE 11:30, 12:30, 2:45, 3:45, 6:00, 7:00.

The Man With The Iron Fists-R-THU 10:50, 1:00, 3:10, 5:15, 7:30. FRI-SAT 10:50, 1:00, 3:10, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45.

SUN-TUE 10:50, 1:00, 3:10, 5:15, 7:30.

Wreck-It Ralph-PG-THU 11:40, 12:45, 2:10, 3:10, 4:40, 5:35, 7:10, 8:00. FRISAT 11:40, 12:45, 2:10, 3:10, 4:40, 5:35, 7:10, 8:00, 9:40, 10:25. SUN-TUE 11:40, 12:45, 2:10, 3:10, 4:40, 5:35, 7:10, 8:00.

Wreck-It Ralph 2D-PG-THU 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:00. FRI-SAT 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:00, 9:25. SUN-TUES 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:00.

KUKUI MALL 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: Every day until 4pm) (NOTE: There is no show schedule after Thurs., Nov. 15 because Kukui Mall Theater’s owners recently announced that it will be closing.)

Argo-R-THU 1:15, 4:05, 6:45, 9:25.

Chasing Mavericks-PG-THU 1:00, 3:45, 6:15, 8:45.

Cloud Atlas-R-THU 2:30, 6:05, 9:20.

Wreck-It Ralph-PG-THU 1:00, 3:50, 6:00, 8:20.

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - FIRSTLIGHT SCREENINGS Castle Theater, MACC, Kahului, 808-579-9244

Crossfire Hurricane-NR-SUN 7:30.

Love, Marilyn-NR-SUN 5:00.

Silver Linings Playbook-R-TUE 7:30.

Special Surprise Screening-NR-TUE 5:30.

The House I Live In-NR-SUN 3:00.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

A Secret Affair-R-THU (2:10, 4:35), 7:10, 9:40. FRI (11:40, 2:10, 4:35), 7:10, 9:40. SAT-SUN (11:40, 2:10), 4:35, 7:10, 9:40. MON-TUE (2:10, 4:35), 7:10, 9:40.

Argo-R-THU (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:25.

FRI (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:25. SAT-SUN (1:35), 4:10, 6:50, 9:25. MON-TUE (1:35, 4:10), 6:50, 9:25.

Cloud Atlas-R-THU (1:30, 4:15), 8:00. FRI (12:35, 4:15), 8:00. SATSUN (1:40), 5:15, 9:00. MON-TUE (1:40, 5:15), 9:00.

Flight-R-THU (1:45, 3:25, 5:00), 6:30, 9:35. FRI (12:20, 3:25), 6:35, 9:35. SATSUN (12:20, 3:25), 6:35, 9:35. MON-TUE (3:25), 6:35, 9:35.

Fun Size-PG13-THU (2:35, 4:50), 7:05.

Here Comes The Boom-Unrated-THU (2:00, 4:30), 7:00. FRI (11:50, 4:30), 9:05. SAT-SUN (11:50), 4:30, 9:05.

MON-TUE (4:30), 9:05.

Lincoln-G-FRI (11:30, 1:30, 3:00, 5:00), 6:15, 8:15, 9:30. SAT-SUN (11:30, 1:30, 3:00), 5:00, 6:15, 8:15, 9:30. MON-TUE (1:30, 3:00, 5:00), 6:15, 8:15, 9:30.

Paranormal Activity 4-R-THU (3:00, 5:05), 7:25, 9:45.

Pitch Perfect-PG13-THU (2:05, 4:40), 7:15. FRI (11:35, 2:05, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55.

SAT-SUN (11:35, 2:05), 4:40, 7:15, 9:55.

MON-TUE (2:05, 4:40), 7:15, 9:55.

Seven Psychopaths-R-THU 9:20.

Silent Hill-R-THU (2:50).

Silent Hill 3D-R-THU (5:10), 7:30.

Taken 2-PG13-THU (2:20, 4:45), 6:55.

FRI (2:20), 6:55. SAT-SUN (2:20), 6:55.

MON-TUE (2:20), 6:55.

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2-G-FRI (11:15, 12:00, 12:30, 1:15, 2:00, 2:45, 3:15, 4:00, 4:45, 5:45), 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 8:30, 9:15, 9:45, 10:15. SAT-SUN (11:15, 12:00, 12:30, 1:15, 2:00, 2:45, 3:15), 4:00, 4:45, 5:45, 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 8:30, 9:15, 9:45, 10:15. MON-TUE (1:15, 2:00, 2:45, 3:15, 4:00, 4:45, 5:45), 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 8:30, 9:15, 9:45, 10:15.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Argo-R-THU (1:30, 4:00), 6:45.

Skyfall-R-THU-FRI (12:15, 3:30), 7:00, 10:10. SAT-SUN (12:15), 3:30, 7:00, 10:10. MON-TUE (12:15, 3:30), 7:00, 10:10.

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2-G-THU 10:00. FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:15, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:00), 4:00, 7:15, 10:00.

MON-TUE (1:00, 4:00), 7:15, 10:00.

Wreck-It Ralph 2D-PG-THU-FRI (1:20, 4:00), 6:30, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:20), 4:00, 6:30, 9:15.

MON-TUE (1:20, 4:00), 6:30, 9:15.

11/15

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LINCOLN - PG-13 - Drama - Steven Spiel-

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berg directs this sweeping look at Abraham Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis) and his decision to emancipate the slaves. 149 min.

mance - This is a Filipino film about a rich bachelorette Rafi (Anne Curtis) who everyone likes until one day she does something that changes everything. 110 min.

ARGO - R - Thriller - A CIA guy concocts a risky plan to save six Americans during the 1979 Iranian Revolution. Ben Affleck stars and directs. 120 min.

CLOUD ATLAS - R - Sci-Fi/Drama - This movie, which was directed by The Matrix brothers, stars all of Hollywood and shows everything that happens centuries later after some guy does something nice. 172 min.

FLIGHT - R - Drama - Denzel Washington plays an airline pilot who saves his plane, but all is not well with the follow-up investigation. 138 min.

HERE COMES THE BOOM - NYR - Action/ Comedy - A high school biology teachers raises money for his school’s extracurricular activities by becoming an MMA fighter. 105 min.

THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS - R - Action - A bunch of rogues and warriors (including Russell Crowe!) looking for treasure descend on a poor village in feudal China that only has a humble blacksmith for protection. 96 min.

PITCH PERFECT - PG13 - Music/Comedy -

TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN PART 2

- PG-13 - Drama/Fantasy - It’s the end of the Twilight franchise, and that means no more hot teen vampires. See this week’s film story. 115 min.

FIRSTLIGHT SCREENINGS CROSSFIRE HURRICANE - NR - Docu-

mentary - The Rolling Stones have been around for 50 years. Here’s how they did it. 111 min.

THE HOUSE I LIVE IN - NR - Documentary This is a hard-hitting look at how the Drug War distorts our criminal justice system. 108 min.

LOVE, MARILYN - NR - Documentary Here’s a revealing, surprising new look at Marilyn Monroe, told through letters she wrote to her acting coach. 100 min.

SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK - R - Drama/ Comedy - Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper star in this look at what happens when a former teacher moves back in with his parents after a stint in a mental institution. 122 min.

LAST CHANCE FUN SIZE - PG-13 - Comedy - Babysitter

loses kid on Halloween night, babysitter goes in search of kid. 90 min.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 - R- Horror More creepy video footage of creepy people in a creepy suburb where creepy, murderous stuff happens. Hey, whatever sells, right? 88 min.

SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS - R - Comedy/ Crime - A struggling screenwriter gets involved with the mob after his pals kidnap a Shih Tzu. Don’t ask. 109 min.

SILENT HILL: REVELATION - R - Horror - Some chick’s pop vanishes and then she gets sucked into an alternate reality that totally explains those horrible nightmares she’s been having. 94 min.

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BY JENNA SCHAMBER

BIG SHOWS ON ENSEMBLE - Thu, Nov 15. See This Week’s Picks. $12, $28, $35. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org AUGIE TALBA AND ANTHONY BUMATAI COMEDY SHOW - Fri, Nov 16. “Funniest comic in Hawaii”, Augie T. performs live on stage with Anthony Bumatai. The 4-course dinner and comedy show starts at 6pm or there’s a late show at 9:30pm (pupus available for purchase.) $60 dinner & show, $30 show only, late show $15. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com POINT PANIC MUSIC FESTIVAL 2012 Fri, Nov 16. See This Week’s Picks. Gates open at 5pm. $35/in advance, $40/on event day & $55/ in advance VIP, $60/on event day VIP. 6pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org JOHN CRUZ SUPPER CLUB - Sat, Nov 17. A 4-course dinner and show. $60 dinner & show, $30 show only. 6-9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com KEOLA BEAMER - MALAMA KO ALOHA - Sat, Nov 17. See This Week’s Picks. $12, $28, $37, $85 VIP. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; mauiarts.org MARTY DREAD AND THE MARTY DREAD BAND - Sat, Nov 17. Maui’s reggae ambassador performs with his band, with an opening set by Tantra. $10. 10pm Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945-G S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; threesbarandgrill.com WORLD VISION FUNDRAISER - Sun, Nov 18.

See This Week’s Picks. No Cover. 11am-3pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; hardrock.com RANDALL ROSPOND CD RELEASE PARTY - Sun, Nov 18. The release party of Randall Rospond’s new CD, The Legendary Unknown, will happen at Steppingstone Playhouse this Sunday, with a theatricallyinspired, unplugged style performance that includes various combinations of Randall’s Trio and the Haiku Hillbillys. Attendees will receive a copy of the newly released CD. $10. 5:308pm Steppingstone Playhouse (Upstairs), (Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); randallrospond.com

FRIDAY TOWN PARTIES MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY - Get a head start on your holiday shopping at the Makawao Town Friday Party! This month’s festive party features a tree lighting ceremony, live performances from the Kalama Intermediate and Seabury Hall bands, knife art creations by Kaipo at Maui Hands Gallery, Eden Club featuring Gretchen Rhodes live and Marasco at Casanova’s (9:30pm; $10), and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. (Baldwin Avenue will be closed between Brewer Road and Makawao Avenue from 5:30-9:30pm); facebook. com/makawao / @makawaotown on Twitter

STAGE DRIVING MISS DAISY - Thu, Nov 8 through Sun, Nov 18. ProArts continues their 2012 season

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with an encore presentation of the Pulitzer Prize winning drama, Driving Miss Daisy. This timeless American play tells a story of the decades-long relationship between a stubborn Southern matriarch and her compassionate chauffeur as they spar their way from stubborn animosity to a mutual understanding and tender respect. Showtimes: Thu (Kama’aina Night), Fri & Sat - 7:30pm, and Sun - 3pm. $20, $15 Kama’aina Night (HI residents w/ ID). ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 12 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful cultural education available for our visitors (and ourselves). Starting at $24.50 keiki / $59.50 adults.

Dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (Old Lahaina Center, 878 Front St.); 877-688-4800; mauitheatre.com MAPA’S STAGED READING OF 8 - Fri, Nov 16 & Sat, Nov 17. Uncover the truth about marriage for gay and lesbian Americans in this staged reading of 8 - a new play by Dustin Lance Black, the Academy Award winning screenwriter of Milk.

Adults $8, students 18 & under $5. 7:30pm Steppingstone Playhouse, (Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-2448760; mauiacademy.org / 8theplay.com

FOODIE PIZZA PORT/MAUI BREWING CO. BEER DINNER - Fri, Nov 16. See This Week’s Picks. $69. 6pm Maui Brewing Co. Brewpub, (Kahana Gateway Center, 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808669-3474; mauibrewingco.com PAIA PIE CONTEST - Sat, Nov 17. See This Week’s Picks. $10, kids free. 1pm-4am La’a Kea Community Farm Stand, (639 Baldwin Ave.); 808-344-8333; laakea.org VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Tue, Nov 20. See (and sample!) how Chef Jessica Oshier uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfasts, and desserts. No registration required. Free.

5:30-6:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org GIRLS NIGHT OUT - Tue, Nov 20. You know, ‘cause girls just wanna have fun. This four-course fondue extravaganza features a martini bar, trunk shows and the chance to win lots of goodies.

What are you waiting for? This night is a blast.

Reservations recommended. $35 per person.

5-9pm The Melting Pot, (325 Keawe St., Ste. A202, Lahaina); 808-661-6181; meltingpot.com

TICKETS ON SALE THE GRAND LUAU - Thu, Nov. 22. Enjoy this Thanksgiving with Honua’ula under the Maui sky and feast on items like carved imu turkey and kalua pig, oven baked macadamia nut crusted mahimahi or try their seafood boil station of clams, mussels and ono. General luau admission applicable. Call to reserve seats. 5-8:30pm Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-8751234 ext. 4500; wailearesortdining.com PACIFIC WHALE FOUNDATION’S THANKSGIVING DINNER CRUISES - Thu, Nov 22.

The dinner cruises take place on an eco-friendly, smooth riding catamaran, departing from Lahaina Harbor. All guests are guaranteed outdoor seating on the vessel. Each cruise includes live music and cocktails (wine, local microbrew beer, Mai Tais and other tropical mixed drinks, along with soda

and juice), plus a buffet featuring all of the traditional Thanksgiving fixings. 2pm and 5pm. $84.95 for adults and $59.95 for children ages 3 to 12.

Children ages 2 and under go free, one per paying adult. Pacific Whale Foundation, (Lahaina harbor); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org THE WIZARD OF OZ - Fri, Nov 23 through Sun, Dec 9. Maui OnStage brings you the family classic, The Wizard of Oz, adapted by John Kane and based on the 1939 MGM film, directed by Alexis Dascoulias. Fri & Sat 7:30pm, Sun 3pm.

Reserved seating available, $15 to $28. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com KATHY COLLINS: SHARING MANA’O AND MORE - Fri, Nov 23. Radio and TV personality Kathy Collins shares her mana‘o on life, death and all the fun stuff in between. Be prepared for a surprise or two! For mature audiences. $25. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THIRD ANNUAL SHARED HOLIDAY CELEBRATION - Fri, Nov 30. This holiday event includes an array of delicious food and desserts, party music by one of Maui’s best DJs and casino tables for entertainment such as blackjack, Texas Hold-em, Wheel of Fortune, roulette and craps tables. A portion of the proceeds will benefit the 2013 Maui Visitor Industry Charity Walk. $100 per person. Must be 21 years of age to attend. 7-10pm Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234 ext. 4500; wailearesortdining.com OZOMATLI - Fri, Nov 30. Ozomatli, the Los Angeles based latin/funk/hip-hop (and everything in between) band, returns to Maui for a one-nightonly concert. $30 in advance, $35 on show day, $55 VIP experience on Morgado Lanai (plus applicable fees). 7:30pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org SOLO SESSIONS: KEALI’I REICHEL - Fri, Nov 30. See an up close and personal side of Keali‘i Reichel, Hawaii’s award-winning kumu hula, chanter and world-renowned recording artist, in an intimate setting as he shares his chants, songs and stories. $35/standard, $65/VIP. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org PAIA SCHOOL PTA’S CHRISTMAS TREE FUNDRAISER - Sat, Dec 1. A fun-filled, festive event with free photographs with Santa (9-11am), silent auction, live music, bake sale, craft booths, and Christmas trees for sale to benefit their keiki. Pre-order your tree by 11/30 for $55 or day-of-event for $65. See website.

Free admission. 9am-2pm Paia Elementary School, (955 Baldwin Ave.); paiaschoolpta.com MAUI POPS ORCHESTRA HOLIDAY POPS 2012 - Sun, Dec 2. Maui Pops Orchestra and guest performers will share holiday favorites in a festive atmosphere during this annual concert. $10, $25, $35, $45 (Patrons who purchase tickets to all three of the Maui Pops concerts will receive a 10% discount off $25, $35 and $45 ticket prices). 3pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; mauiarts.org THE KATINAS - Thu, Dec 6. Contemporary Christian Music Recording Artists The Katinas bring their latest show “A Christmas Collage with The Katinas” to Maui for one night only! $20, $25, $35 plus applicable fees. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

ANNOUNCEMENTS THE MARC RIGLOS’ FUND - Marc Riglos was attacked on 11/4/12 by what is thought to be a 15ft. tiger shark. The attack lead to a traumatizing injury that requires major medical assistance.

A EverRibbon was created for donations to help with his medical costs. See website to donate via PayPal or walk in your donation to any Bank of Hawaii. You can also mail a check to Bank of Hawaii, 27 S. Puunene, Kahului, HI 96732. Checks should be written out to “The Marc Riglos Fund.” everribbon.com/ribbon/view/9315

EVENTS THURSDAY, NOV 15 KULA SCHOOL HARVEST FESTIVAL - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 9am-4pm. Kula School, (5000 Kula Hwy.); 808-357-8960 SALVATION ARMY ANGEL TREE PROGRAM - Thu through Sat 10am-7pm and Sun 1-6pm.

Free. Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com UH MAUI COLLEGE INFORMATION TABLE Free. 10:30am-1:30pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8773369; queenkaahumanucenter.com “COLOR. LIGHT. SPACE.” VIDEO-LECTURE SESSION - A lecture and conversation lead by Dick Nelson on Light in relation to the CLS show, a launch exhibit project “designed to promote visual literacy in a duet combining an educational program.” 5-7pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com; artinfo@viewpointsgallerymaui. com MAN/WOMAN & NATURE SERIES: FOOD SECURITY - See This Week’s Picks. $10. 6pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; alakukui.org SAVING THE WORLD, ONE ANIMAL AT A TIME - A presentation by Lauralee Blanchard who will describe the joys and challenges of running Leilani Farm Sanctuary and explain how the sanctuary is succeeding in rescuing animals and providing humane education to the community. Free admission and refreshments. 7-8:30pm Kaunoa Senior Center, (401 Alakapa Pl., Sprecklesville); 808-572-8371; steveblake@hawaiiantel.net 45-TON WHALE TALK - Today and Tuesday.

Listen to a free talk about their humpback whales, then explore their Visitor Center. Closed on federal holidays. Free. 11am-12pm Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2818; hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov/news/events.html

FRIDAY, NOV 16 HEALTH FAIR FOR THE HOMELESS - A health fair designed to help Maui’s homeless population with their essential needs through the assistance of service agencies and vendors. All services are provided free on-location. Free food will also be served along with door prizes. Free. 9am-1pm Salvation Army, (45 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-871-6270 or 808-440-1830 MAKAHIKI FESTIVAL - See This Week’s Picks.

6-7pm. The second half of festival takes place on Monday, Nov. 19 (11am-2pm). Guests are asked to meet on the resort’s Polo Lawn on Monday at 11am.

Free. Fairmont Kea Lani Resort (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808 875-4100; fairmont.com/kea-lanmaui

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ALE HOUSE

Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

DigiLuxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

Get Your Sexy On w/ DJ La Rage 10pm; no cover

Kenny & the P.E.S.T.S. 10pm-close; no cover

Ladies Night 10pm-close; no cover

Ladies Nite w/ DJ 10pm; no cover

Bob Jones & The Drive 7-9:30pm; no cover

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

“COMPETITIVE POSITIONING FOR YOUR SMALL BUSINESS” - An interactive workshop presented by Mike Kern, who provides assistance to businesses on Maui through his volunteer speaking engagements and workshops. Through the years, he has owned many businesses in multiple industries, usually selling to larger corporations or completing an IPO. His specialty is business finance, marketing and sales, and operations. Free. 12-1pm Maui County Business Resource Center, (Maui Mall, 70 E Kaahumanu Ave. #B-9, Kahului); 808-873-8247 ART SHOW: WILLOW NORRIS - Meet the artist and view her paintings that “reflect an inner peace, taking the observer on a journey of enchantment, capturing the love and enjoyment of life.” Willow’s subject matter swings from whimsical to spiritual, not focusing on any central theme. Her Dragonfly Dream series is now showing at the Maui Hands galleries in Paia, Makawao and Lahaina. Free. 5-8pm Maui Hands, Lahaina, (612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina); 808-667-9898; mauihands.com

SATURDAY, NOV 17 FREE REPS FITNESS CLASSES - See This Week’s Picks. Schedule: 8am Mat Pilates, 9am Spin, 9:30am Yoga, 10am Spin, 11am Spin, 11am Jazzercise and 1pm Yoga. REPS Training Center at Wailea Town Center, (161 Wailea Ike Place); 808-875-1066; repsfitness.com; info@ repsfitness.com

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Ultra w/ special guest DJ, DJ LaRage 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Skinny Guy / TUE - Toxic Tuesdays w/ DJ TRVR / WED - DJ Del Sol (all sets 10pm; no cover)

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover

Eden Club with Gretchen Rhodes and Marasco 9:30pm; $10 cover

CASANOVA CHARLEY’S

DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

MON - Dave Caroll / TUE - Jordan Cuddy / WED - Justin Phillips (all sets 7pm; no cover) TUE - Willie K and The Warehouse Band, 9pm; $10 / WED - Fast Forward with DJ Kurt and guest DJ TRVR (Ladies Night), 10pm; $5-10

WaveTrain (Mark Johnstone & Friends), 9:30pm; $5

DJ Big Mike & DJ Stylz 9:30pm; free, $10 men

Reggae Sounds of Jomo Pemberton, 9:30pm; $5

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WED - The Neverminds - Thanksgiving Special Event, 10pm; $10

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

DJ Money Mike 10pm; no cover

Annie and the Orfinz 8:30pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli 6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool League, 10pm / WED - Jukebox Party, 10pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jordan 5:30pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Amy’s Mix / TUES - Big John WED - Jessica and Kanoa (10pm; no cover)

Danyel Alana 6-9pm; no cover

Tom Conway & Danny M. 6-9pm; no cover

Bob Jones & Nils Rosenblad, 6-9pm

Avi Ronan & Indio 6-9pm; no cover

MON - Ray Gooliak / TUE - Junior De Souza WED - Howard Ahia (all sets 6-9pm)

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Super Dub Tribe 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pm / WED - Halloween Scaryoke, 9pm; no cover

Simply Twisted 9pm-12am; no cover

11am Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com WEST MAUI HEALTH AND FITNESS EXPO - A free expo featuring a full day of healthy-living showcases that are open to everyone. Exhibitors will showcase products and services, giveaway classes and coupons, and be on-site to answer any of your questions. 11:30am-2:30pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808283-2606; mauifitnessexpo.com ART EXTRAVAGANZA - See This Week’s Picks. $100. 5:30pm Mala at Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa, (3700 Wailea Alanui); 512-461-4213; booktrust.org/events; anicol@booktrust.org CALVARY CHAPEL CONCERT - Free. 5:309pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com HAWAI’I CALLS: AN EVENING OF ALOHA - The ladies of ‘Ahahui Ka’ahumanu, a Hawaiian women’s society, will present hula, with music performed by recording artists Elizabeth “Kopa`a Tita” Morales and Joni deMello of Na Hoku Hanohano award-finalist group, `Ahumanu. The evening also features a dinner buffet and silent auction. Event proceeds benefit educational scholarships. $35. 5:30pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808281-9257 or 264-5522; mauitropicalplantation. com; pattyokuda@hotmail.com

FALL ART, FALL COLORS WITH CHELSEA TOIA - Local artist and teacher Chelsea Toia will present a hands-on learning experience for the whole family about art. Celebrate fall colors using acrylic and tempra paints and discover the wonder of pointillism using simple materials. Make your own project to take home or display in the library.

All materials will be supplied. Suitable for ages 3 and older. All young children must be accompanied by a parent or caregiver. Free. 10:30am Kihei Public Library, Children’s Area, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org

ST. ANTHONY JR-SR HIGH SCHOOL’S 20TH ANNUAL DINNER AUCTION - The theme of this year’s dinner is “Sponsor a Student, Impact a Lifetime” and includes entertainment by the St. Anthony Jazz Ensemble, who will be going to NY in April to perform at Carnegie Hall. Aloha attire is encouraged. $100 per person, or sponsor a table of 10 for $1,500. 5:30pm St. Anthony Junior-Senior High School, (1618 Lower Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4190 x228; impactalife.com

SANTA’S ARRIVAL CELEBRATION - Free.

PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the

Perry & The Poor Boys 11am-3pm; no cover

Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call. 10am-4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-446-4126; and 10am-4pm Petco, (270 Dairy Road, #144, Kahului); 808-876-0022; hawaiiananimalrescue.org ISLAND ENERGY INQUIRY EDUCATOR WORKSHOP - Today and Sunday. A new professional development workshop is being held for local educators interested in energy sustainability using the innovative island Energy Inquiry science curriculum. $20 fee secures registration. 9am-4pm MEDB’s Malcolm Center, (1305 N. Holopono St., Ste. 5, Kihei); 808-270-6804; womenintech.com/ workshops; graham@medb.org A KAMA‘AINA CHRISTMAS - See This Week’s Picks. Call for tickets. 5:30pm. Yokouchi Estate, (2471 W. Main St., Wailuku); 808-242-7661; pacificcancerfoundation.org GO RED FOR WOMEN LUNCHEON AND HEALTH EXPO - See This Week’s Picks. $100 per person. 9am-1:30pm. Fairmont Kea Lani Resort, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-244-7185; mauigoredluncheon.org

SUNDAY, NOV 18 LAHAINA PUBLIC LIBRARY GRAND REOPENING CELEBRATION - This grand re-opening celebration of the Lahaina Library includes a blessing, awarding of certificates by Senator Rosalyn Baker, tours of the library, ice cream and refreshments. Free. 4-6pm Lahaina Public Library, (680 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-662-3950 POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

MONDAY, NOV 19 HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hip-ster stylie

performance. Free. 10:30am Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com “COLOR. LIGHT. SPACE.” VIDEO-LECTURE SESSION - A general presentation of the videos and lectures lead by Dick Nelson in relation to the CLS show, a launch exhibit project “designed to promote visual literacy in a duet combining an educational program.” Free. 4-6pm University of Hawaii Maui College, Heona 2 classroom, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu BEGINNERS YOGA - Find your zen at this mellow intro class geared towards people who are very new to yoga or looking to get back to basics. $5 6:30-7:30pm Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., 2nd Floor); 808- 3591060; bodyaliveyoga.com

TUESDAY, NOV 20 “HARRY & JEANETTE WEINBERG PONO CENTER– HOW CAN IT HELP YOUR SMALL BUSINESS” - Lokahi Pacific’s Pono Center has all your small business needs. Join Susie Thieman, Interim Executive Director of Lokahi Pacific as she discusses all the options available at the Harry & Jeanette Weinberg Pono Center in Wailuku. Free. 12-1pm Maui County Business Resource Center, (Maui Mall, 70 E Kaahumanu Ave. #B-9, Kahului); 808-873-8247 “SEABIRDS OF HAWAII WITH A FOCUS ON MAUI NUI” LECTURE - A free lecture by Jay Penniman who manages the Maui Nui Seabird Recovery Project and has worked in both marine and terrestrial systems studying and managing seabirds, marine mammals, anadromous fish and forestry. Free. 6pm Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, (726 S. Kihei Rd.,); 808-879-2818; hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Learn some strumming techniques and impress your friends. Free. 5:30pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

MON - Farzad & Mike Madden / TUE Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

Live Music 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S

WED - Karaoke

WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Kawika 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

John Grover 7pm; no cover

MON - That’s What I’m Talking About TUE - Da Ha-y-ans / WED - Herb Anderson (all sets 7pm; no cover)

1810 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Live Music 9-11pm

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6:30pm, no cover

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Free Karaoke

Free Pool

Free Pool

MON - Free Pool / TUE - Free Karaoke/Pool WED - Free Pool

Free Pool

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

MON - Open Mic Night, 6-10pm; no cover

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

FREQuency Fridays 10pm; $5 cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Karaoke Night 10:30pm; no cover

MERRIMAN’S

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae, 6-9pm

MON - The Benoits / TUE - David Choy / WED - Ranga Pae (all sets 6-9pm)

Murray Thorne, 6:30-8:30pm Pub Quiz Night w/ Trish da Dish 9:30pm-12am; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Joe Benefett with Tom Conway, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz, 7-9pm / TUE - Brenton Keith, 7pm WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 dinner & show

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

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FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT - A free movie screening of Academy Award-winning movie Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, a British claymation animated family comedy horror film featuring the beloved characters from Aardman Animations. Free. 6pm Kihei Public Library, Children’s Area, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808875-6833; librarieshawaii.org

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam & Tori 7-9:30pm; Fri, Bob Jones 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm.

(672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Mon, Peter deAquino 7:3010pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Erin Smith 7:30-10pm; Mon, Cousin Jason 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm.

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HULA GRILL - Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon & Ron 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku & Peter DeAquino 6:30pm; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a & Friends 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Kulewa 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika, Roy & Albert 6:30pm; Sat, Ron, Ikaika & Damon 1:30pm; Sat, Damon/Ron/Keali’i 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian Trio 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

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LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:309:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

MERRIMAN’S - Tue, David Choy 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:308:30pm; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

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RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

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MONSOON INDIA - Sat, Cambria Moss & Ricardo Dioso 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Hula Honeys 5:30-8:30pm. (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4555.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm; Willie K 7-9pm; Thu, Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Joe Benedett with Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Mad Bagpiper Roger McKinley 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Hawaiian Steel Guitar with Joel Katz 7-9pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

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BY CAERIEL CRESTIN SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) It’s rare when affairs of the heart fall in line with those of the brain. That is, we can often tell what’s best for ourselves, but fail to follow it. You know how it goes: “If only I could fall in love with so and so; they adore me!” This week, miraculously, that isn’t your problem. Count yourself very lucky. Emotion and logic working together is an uncommon and beautiful thing. While you have them both in the same car agreeing on a destination, don’t hesitate. Slam the gas pedal to the floor and go, go go!

minor in patience, despite your initial desire for a double-major in phenomenal success and liberated fame.

Although waiting for what you want and then settling for something less isn’t exactly what you had in mind when you enrolled, it seems to be all you’re eligible for now. I don’t need to tell you to grab what you can while you can; you’ve already made that decision. But don’t give up on your high hopes. So you only got into community college this semester. Come Spring, even the Ivy League will be knocking down your door.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) I wish I could consistently heap blessings and benedictions on you, Sag. But I fear shattering my dubious credibility by telling you what you want to hear, even when it’s not probable. Besides, if I did that, it would rob some of the deliciousness from those moments when I can share something positive with you, like this week.

Don’t expect the ground to shake or fireworks inside your head—it’s not one of those momentous milestone kind of weeks. But do expect brief little tastes of sweetness from unexpected places—like strangers giving you candy that you want to eat.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) It’s lucky you screwed up; your crush was nearly convinced you were out of their league. S/he’d never aspire to date someone of your apparent perfection; you’d been so successful at disguising your flaws that s/he felt outclassed. Luckily for both of you, you slipped up, revealing your humanity, making you (ironically) all the more perfect for them. It’s not about flaunting your minor imperfections, but don’t bother hiding them. They’re what make you accessible, lovable, and wonderfully real. We don’t want the plastic veneer of the airbrushed you—we want the real skin and bones underneath.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Even though your rivals are lining up to take a swing at you, don’t freak. Let them. It’s good to let your adversaries blow off steam in your direction occasionally. It allows them to vent their emotions before they build to even more unreasonable levels, and you get to check that your own actions and intentions are still on the upand-up. Set up the dunking booth so that those with valid points get what they deserve: to see you take a fall—if only into four feet of water. It’s no biggie; accept the few minor tumbles with grace and you’ll have every right to ask for the same privilege—to be able to investigate and critique your opponents. They probably won’t grant it to you, but it’ll be a long time before those hypocrites come your way looking for trouble again.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) It’s not that you’re not getting enough attention. It’s that you’re getting all the wrong kinds of attention.

Perhaps your methods are partly to blame. Who do you think is going to be drawn to you by your flashiest knife-juggling unicycle stunts? There are a lot of amazing people—the kind of people you’d love to be fawning over you—who are eager to be appreciative of your fine sense of adventure. Want the geniuses and stellar elite of the world to notice you? You can run circles around the circles they run in—but first you’ve got to get in.

Don’t worry, you absolutely can. First step—shift the tangent of your exploits: less flash, more substance.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Maybe you don’t need this advice. Maybe you’ve already decided to spend Thanksgiving on soft, giant pillows, smoking from a hookah with a group of your best friends. Maybe you’re planning on spending Christmas scuba diving and New Year’s having an intense book discussion circle. You probably already believe in the concept of “more than one way to do things.” Just in case, let me remind you— clinging to tradition is okay, but you’ll get far more out of experimenting with creating new traditions that are tailored to fit the life you want to lead.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Many Aries snored through History classes in high school and college. While I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your disinterest reflects your passionate involvement in the all-important present moment, I’d like to redirect your attention to recent history—let’s say the last five years or so. Ignoring or denying the past isn’t quite the same as simply not dwelling in it. You’d do well to brush up on some relevant facts and dates so you can avoid the harsh mistakes made by other people (and even yourself) before. This week, spend a little time studying. Trust me, the other way to learn this lesson is much, much harder.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) So far this Fall you’ve majored in compromise with a

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) There’s something comforting about bounty. Enter a bakery. Loaves upon golden loaves of steaming, fresh-baked bread infuse you with a serenity you can’t explain—it’s not like you could personally eat most of that bread before it became inedible. But it’s good practice to surround yourself with copiousness, to remind yourself that you exist in an economy of abundance, not scarcity. In case you’ve forgotten, food and money and stuff aside—the things that mean the most to you are available in more than sufficient amounts. That’s right—there’s plenty of love, affection, and sex to go around.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Your request for special treatment hit Fairy Godmother HQ and made a big splash. They thought it was hilarious; within minutes it’d been faxed, Xeroxed and emailed to every division. Even fabled princesses had to obey some rules (“the chariot reverts to pumpkin at midnight”). Your memo demanding an unprecedented extension on your spiritual evolution deadline was funny enough. When you added the bit about needing some leeway on the Love Potion Limit, you had godmothers busting seams and rolling around on the floor knocking over wand stands. But your post-script about desperately needing just one extra wish this year turned tears of hilarity to those of sadness, and prompted this response: “Thanks for all the fun, but if you haven’t figured out this year that you have the power to grant your own wishes, we’re sorry to have failed you so badly.”

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You are so lucky, only you don’t know it. I’m not talking the kind of luck where you simply avoid accidents through happy happenstances. I’m referring to discovering the unlocked back door to the local candy factory, finding a winning lottery ticket, or stumbling upon your long-lost stepsister. The only problem is, these things aren’t being presented to you on silver platters or even in your line of sight. The doors and windows of opportunity are opening—once you’ve stepped past them. My only tips: don’t rush, take lots of side-trips, and look over your shoulder as often as possible.

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