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as the “epipelagic zone” where sharks rule the day and alien life forms take over to light up the night. His interests force him to spend unreasonable amounts of time in blue water waiting for dramatic situations. The resulting images depict the strange, terrifying, and familiar in a new and refreshing focus. Ever see a seahorse wearing an octopus as a hat? How about tiger sharks devouring a pig? Visit milisenphotography.yolasite.com for visions from these encounters and more.

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Party Maui’s president in 2012, said in the May 15 Maui News. “What’s going on in America where political views make you a target for intimidation?” Boo hoo. The 501(c)4 tax status bestows tax-exempt status on an organization that focuses at least half of its attention on “social welfare” causes (whatever those are). And groups like Tea Party Maui covet this, saying they have nothing to do with politics. Yet they fill their mission statements with healthy doses of political buzzwords, catch phrases and code words. Consider the following paragraph, taken straight from the About section of Tea Party Maui’s webpage: “The focus of TPM is policy not politics,” states the webpage. “When a public official supports the Constitution and the principles of liberty and limited govern-

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Thanks to Hawaii’s two U.S. Senators (both of which are Democrats), Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar can breathe a bit easier. According to a May 22 press release just received from the office of U.S. Senator Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, the good senator has helped stop an awful, awful amendment to the 2013 Farm Bill that would have “killed off Hawaii’s last sugar farms and risked 800 jobs in the state.” Thanks ever so much. Since there is but one “sugar farm” left in the state of Hawaii–that would be the HC&S Central Maui operation, which employs 800 workers–we can safely say that HC&S (itself a subsidiary of Alexander & Baldwin) owes more than a debt of gratitude to Senator Hirono. “This amendment was a raw deal for Hawaii and sugar producers across the country,” said Hirono in the news release. “Much is said about supporting ‘made in America’ products, and this measure does the opposite. It would have virtually zeroed out American sugar producers and forced us to depend on heavily subsidized foreign producers for this important commodity.” Though Hirono’s press release never clearly mentions that the Farm Bill amendment would have targeted special price supports for sugar producers (which HC&S has long insisted they don’t even support), Hirono danced around the issue in her press release with cliches like “measures that level the playing field”: “Eliminating measures that level the playing field for American sugar producers would cost an estimated 142,000 jobs nationwide and devastate Hawaii’s last remaining sugar farms,” she said. “I will continue to work closely with my colleagues on both sides of the aisle to guard against future attempts to roll back these basic protections for our sugar producers.” Refreshingly, the statement on the Farm Bill amendment from Senator Brian Schatz’s office is clear and un-

ambiguous. “Today, the United States Senate saved the Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar Company, which is the state’s sole producer of raw and special sugar, and is critical to Maui’s workforce and economy,” Schatz said in a May 22 news release. “HC&S provides $56 million in wages to 800 Maui residents that have served as a cornerstone of this company and community for decades. I thank my Senate colleagues for helping save jobs in Hawaii and protecting nearly $250 million in revenue that is produced by the company.” In any case, the Farm Bill amendment that Hirono and Schatz fought against so valiantly would have left American consumers (who consume WAY TOO MUCH sugar as it is) at the mercy of what Hirono called “cheap foreign sugar” that would have played havoc with their bank accounts and quite possibly the size of those little sweetener packets you get with your iced tea in many restaurants, but no matter. The point is that thanks to Senators Hirono and Schatz, HC&S and its 800 employees can keep right on burning sugar cane. Of course, Hirono and Schatz are far from the only Hawaii politicians to vote Big Sugar’s way, though there are sometimes small exceptions. Like the EPA Regulatory Relief Act of 2011. That bill, which was put forth by Republicans and passed the House of Representa-

tives in October 2011, was very favorable to plants like the HC&S sugar mill. The House of Representatives vote count for that bill shows that Hawaii Representative Colleen Hanabusa, D-1st District, voted for it. In a press release posted on her website, she later explicitly justified her vote by saying that the EPA rules would have been directly harmful to the HC&S mill. Ironically, Hirono (then representing Hawaii’s 2nd District in the U.S. House) voted against the bill. By the way, the Center of Responsive Politics reports that during the 2012 senate election, Alexander & Baldwin gave Hirono’s campaign $23,100, making it the senator’s third highest contributor (Schatz, who was appointed to his Senate seat a few months ago, is not yet in the CRP online database).

Not a big fan of the Tea Party

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ment, they are worthy of our praise. If they do not, we will seek to hold them accountable. To this end we will disseminate information about the voting records of elected officials and other public actions about which the public has a right to know.” This is classic. Organizations like Tea Party Maui want to “disseminate information about the voting records of elected officials” (translation: bash officials, almost all of whom are Democrats, with advertisements, blogs and letters to the editor) but insist there’s nothing political about any of it–and do so exempt of federal taxes. Sure, the IRS went about its investigations of groups like Tea Party Maui in a harsh manner. But let’s be honest about the fact that the Tea Party movement is political. It serves no “social welfare” role. It is about bending government to its peculiarly conservative ideology (low taxes, as little government spending as possible). If such a movement is not political, then there is no such thing as a political movement in this nation. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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End Game Hawaii AG Wants Wailuku Main Street Assoc. to dissolve BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

his week the situation at the embattled Wailuku Main Street Association, the once mighty community nonprofit that’s been under fire for all manner of alleged violations and impropriety, became very grim. On Tuesday, May 21, Deputy Attorney General Hugh Jones–whose office has been investigating allegations against WMSA since early 2012–emailed WMSA President Tom Cannon the electronic equivalent of a gun with just one bullet in the chamber. “As a result of our investigation and more recent developments, attached is a draft complaint for removal of the directors of WMSA and for its dissolution, that the Attorney General intends to file in Circuit Court, unless the directors accept the proposal set forth in our January 7, 2013 letter to you: WMSA’s board consent to the voluntary dissolution of WMSA and the distribution of any remaining assets, after payment of creditors, to the County of Maui, its principal funder,” Jones wrote in his brief letter, which MauiTime obtained. “Please advise me whether the five remaining directors of WMSA will accept this proposal on or before May 31, 2013.” The 10-page draft complaint Jones attached to the letter–two copies of which MauiTime obtained from sources not in the Attorney General’s office–lays out in nauseating detail all the reasons Hawaii’s Second Circuit Court should dissolve WMSA once and for all. Put together, the letter and the draft complaint present Cannon with a stark choice: dismantle WMSA now and provide an accounting of all its remaining assets, or risk facing a court order requiring as much. To put additional pressure on Cannon, Jones also sent copies of both his letter to

Cannon and the draft complaint to the five remaining WMSA directors. In response, at least one director has already resigned. “I called him [Cannon] and told him I quit,” said Richard Dan, who owns Ka’amaina Loan and a few other pawn shops in Wailuku, on n May 23. “He asked me to stay on for the he next meeting, but ut I quit.”

Dan said hee joined the WMSA board relatively elatively recently, in March/April 2012. He said aid he joined because of people like former ormer WMSA director Artemio Baxa and nd former WMSA executive director Jocelyn ocelyn Perreira. “It’s a real bad thing that we’re going ng to lose this board, if we lose it,” Dan an said. “WMSA did a lot for this community. ommunity. Jocelyn Perreira was at every very single MRA [Maui Redevelopment Authority] uthority] meeting, except when she was sick. k The Th woman really ll helped h l d Wailuku.” l k ” David Jorgensen, Dan’s attorney, said he would inform Jones of his client’s resignation. Jones said he couldn’t comment on his letter to Cannon or the draft complaint and hadn’t yet received any official notification of Dan’s resignation.

Reading over the draft complaint, the only question about Dan’s resignation is why he didn’t leave sooner: • WMSA allowed its directors to vote by proxy–a practice “not permitted by Hawaii’s nonprofi p t law.” • “Defendant Directors have failed to enforce provisions in the WMSA bylaws providing for the removal of o directors who are absent at three consecutive meetings of the Board.” • “The Board has failed to adopt, by board resolution, policies recrec ommended by professional advisors for the protection of charitable charitabl assets of WMSA and for good governance of the organization.” • Though former Executive Director Perreira testitesti fied that WMSA had a concon flict of interest policy, “The “Th policy that was produced is one sentence long and not meaningful or effective.” • “There is little evidence of actual program services by WMSA in the last two years.” That is Th last l charge h i most damning. d i Until U il November 2012 WMSA was getting nearly a quarter million dollars every year from the County of Maui. It was the organization’s only real source of funding. Ostensibly they were spending the money on projects and services benefiting the community of Wai-

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luku and other small towns on Maui. What they were actually doing with the money remains a mystery–one made even more sensational by this bombshell of a revelation from Jones’ draft complaint: “Defendant Thomas R. Cannon, the Chairperson of the WMSA Board refused under oath to disclose to Plaintiff the current location of its remaining assets and equipment even though he was ordered by the court to provide sworn testimony to the Attorney General and the location of WMSA’s remaining assets is non-privileged and relevant to an Attorney General Subpoena and investigation of breaches of fiduciary duty.” Let me make this point explicit: According to Deputy Attorney General Hugh Jones, Wailuku Main Street Association President Tom Cannon refused to say where he has placed the nonprofit’s remaining assets, which are actually the County of Maui’s assets, even when sworn under oath. Add all this to the recent lawsuits filed against what remains of WMSA (Jonathan Starr is suing for about $10,000 in unpaid lease payments incurred when WMSA recently vacated their Wailuku Town office and the County of Maui is seeking $11,000 worth of property that county officials say WMSA owes them), and it’s clear Cannon has placed himself in a very bad spot. What he intends to do is unknown. Though Cannon used to provide extensive and often insulting comments in response to my questions, he did not answer an email requesting a statement for this story. ■

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VIEW FROM THE MARCH ON MONSANTO On Saturday, May 25, Maui activists in Kahului joined two million protestors around the world in a global “March Against Monsanto” event, aimed at bringing awareness to the perceived dangers of Genetically Modiﬁed Organisms (GMOs) and the large multinational corporations that peddle them. The protesters snaked down Kamehameha Avenue, holding signs and chanting on their march from War Memorial to the Harbor Canoe Hale. Many wore red to signify their solidarity, and spirited demonstrators kept the crowd motivated and alive as Maui Police officers watched. It was a passionate display, with visceral signs saying “Go back to hell” and “GMO? GTFO” alongside more measured demonstrations that outlined specific grievances against the biotech company: Monsanto’s infamous legacy manufacturing toxins such as DDT and Agent Orange, the usage of Maui as an “experiment zone,” the unproven safety of GM food and the promotion of an exploitative and unsustainable non-organic food production model, among others. At the Canoe Hale after-party where activists gathered, a band played Bob Marley’s “Three Little Birds.” What did you hope to accomplish with the March? I asked a few of the activists. “Awareness” was a big answer and “Excel-

on, on the island? Water. We fight about water, water, water and Monsanto has five or six wells in Paia. What about the farmers? It’s a problem, and people have been asking me, ‘what do you see coming of this?’ And I’m like, nothing! Nothing is going to happen in a day.” Darcy, who has had Monsanto on his radar for nearly a decade, nodded. “Step one is building awareness,” Darcy said. “It’s exploding right now. We had 40 different countries over 400 different events march today. It’s pretty unprecedented.” But what about after that? I asked. What do you do with this awareness? “You can’t build things overnight,” Evans said. “If you want this to go through, you have to put people in government who are for it and listening to us and not just somebody who’s going to be bought out. You’d be surprised how many of our representatives have taken from Monsanto. They’ve genetically modified our congress and our food.” “Another big thing is to get people to stop giving them money” Darcy added. He smoked from a pack of roll-your-own American Spirit tobacco. “[Monsanto’s] a corporation. That’s what they care about: profits. Start boycotting processed foods, RoundUp!, all the products they have out there. Here on Maui we have the opportunity to grow our own organic food.” Later a performer took the stage. She spoke about the importance of listening to nature and not succumbing to message of hate for Monsanto. “Love Monsanto straight off the planet!” Susan shouted with a giggle. Read more of Axel’s experiences at the March on Monsanto at Mauifeed.com ■ axel@mauitime.com + @axelbeers For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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The late U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye is remembered fondly for many aspects of his service: being a representative of the people, a provider for the state of Hawaii and an honored war hero. In recognition of this legacy, the US Navy is naming an Arleigh Burke-class destroyer after Inouye, according to a May 23 statement released by U.S. Senator Brian Schatz’s office. In the statement, the Senator “praised” the Navy, stating, “The naming of this destroyer appropriately honors his life and dedication to service during Pearl Harbor, World War II, and throughout his 58 years in elected office serving the state of Hawaii.” Schatz added, “Senator Inouye represents what it means to be a public servant and Hawaii should be proud of this great honor provided by the Navy.” While we are indeed proud of all that Senator Inouye did for Hawaii and the entire nation, both in the army during World War II and in congress, we can’t help but wonder if there are, in fact, better monuments for him than a machine called a “destroyer.” Yes, we understand that such ships serve to defend the nation. Perhaps it’s best that we wish the majority of the inevitable monuments that have yet to be dedicated to Inouye reflect the many decades he spent in public service as a leader and a builder rather than his heroism and accomplishments in war.

lent” the popular opinion of the day. “They’re polluting and contaminating everything” a gentle protester named Susan told me. “They’re not telling the truth and the government’s not demanding studies done either. They have this revolving door of officials who work for Monsanto, then they get a job at the FDA. They’re sleeping together for profit over the people. And we don’t need them! We have plenty of food–it’s just a matter of distributing it properly.” She continued, “We need to get politicians in office who are pono, who will do the right thing. Roz Baker has knocked out of the Senate twice efforts to label GMOs. Educate yourselves on those politicians. We have to vote.” The revolving door of officials was a common issue. “Their corporate power is insurmountable” said Ann Evans, a key Occupy Maui member involved in getting the March started on Maui. “We should not have allowed that to happen. That happened with [the] Citizens United [ruling], but who sits on the Supreme Court? Clarence Thomas from Monsanto. Who’s in charge of the FDA? Michael Taylor, from Monsanto… We’re not stupid. There are 66 countries that banned this for health reasons. Why are we still doing it?” She picked a piece of lint off the shoulder of my shirt and brushed my sleeve with the back of her hand in a maternal fashion. Then she continued, “They have 900 acres on Maui. They’re not growing food! They are not a farming company! They’re chemical engineers.” Then another major player in Occupy Maui, Cody Darcy, jumped in: “We’re on an island where we import what, 80 or 90 percent of our food, and our greatest agricultural export is Monsanto’s GM seed corn.” Evans added, “And what are we short

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The Department of Agriculture reported recently that in four of America’s largest cities–New York, Miami, Los Angeles and Denver–nearly one home out of 100 keeps chickens either for a fresh egg supply or as pets, giving rise to chicken services such as Backyard Poultry magazine, MyPetChicken. com and Julie Baker’s Pampered Poultry store. Among the most popular products are strap-on cloth diapers for the occasions when owners bring their darlings indoors, i.e., cuddle their “lap chickens.” Also popular are “saddles” for roosters, to spare hens mating injuries–owing to roosters’ brutal horniness, sometimes costing hens most or all of their back feathers from a single encounter.

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION “Consider all the ways we’re taxed,” wrote Maryland’s community paper Gazette in April–when we’re born, die, earn income, spend it, own property, sell it, attend entertainment venues, operate vehicles and pass wealth along after death, among others. Maryland has now added a tax on rain. To reduce stormwater runoff into the Chesapeake Bay, the Environmental Protection Agency assessed the state $14.8 billion, which the state will collect starting in July by taxing “impervious surfaces”–any land area in its 10 largest counties that cannot directly absorb rainwater, such as roofs, driveways, patios and sidewalks.

NOTHING IS REAL EXPENSIVE The Washington Post reported in April that the federal government is due to spend $890,000 this year to safeguard... nothing.The amount is the total fees for maintaining more than 13,000 short-term bank accounts the government owns but which have no money in them and never again will. Closing the accounts is easier said than done, according to the watchdog Citizens Against Government Waste, because the accounts each housed separate government grants, and Congress has required that, before the accounts are closed, the grants must be formally audited–something bureaucrats are rarely motivated to do, at least within the 180 days set by law (though there is no penalty for missing the deadline).

GOOD WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT It’s good to be the county administrator of Alameda County, Calif. (on San Francisco Bay, south of Oakland).The San Francisco Chronicle revealed in March that somehow, Susan Muranishi negotiated a contract that pays her $301,000 a year, plus “equity pay” of $24,000 a year so that she makes at least 10 percent more than the next highest paid official, plus “longevity” pay of $54,000 a year, plus a car allowance–and that she will be paid that total amount per year as her pension for life (in addition to a private pension of $46,000 a year that the county purchased for her).

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CONGRESS SAVES PARTY BALLOONS! Congress established a National Helium Reserve in 1925 in the era of “zeppelin” balloons, but most consider it no longer useful (most, that is, ranging from President Ronald Reagan to the Democratic congressman who in 1996 called it one program that, if we cannot undo it, “we cannot undo anything”). The House of Representatives recently voted 394-1 to continue funding it because of “fears” of a shortage that might affect MRI machines and, of course, party balloons.

GREAT ART! The Jewish Museum in Berlin is currently staging what has become popularly known as the “Jew in the Box” exhibit to teach visitors about Judaism–simply featuring one knowledgeable Jewish person who sits in a chair in a glass box for two hours a day and answers questions from the curious. Both supporters (“We Germans have many insecurities when it comes to Jews”) and critics (“Why don’t they give him a banana and a glass of water (and) turn up the heat?”) are plentiful.

CRAPPY ART! The weather in Hong Kong on April 25 wreaked havoc on American artist Paul McCarthy’s outdoor, 50-foot-tall piece of “inflatable art” in the West Kowloon Cultural District. “Complex Pile” (a model of an arrangement of excrement) got punctured, which mostly pleased McCarthy’s critics since his recent work, reported the South China Morning Post, has often centered around bodily functions.

WEIRDO-AMERICAN COMMUNITY The biggest news out of Newtown, Conn., recently–not involving the tragic shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary School–came when local environmental officials announced on April 29 that they were investigating the finding of “200 to 300 one-gallon plastic jugs” filled with urine in a home “in a state of disrepair.” No charges were filed against the homeowner, but officials sought to assure neighbors and users of the property that no health hazard was present. The average person, reported the Connecticut Post, produces about six cups of urine a day.

STRANGE OLD WORLD Mr. Datta Phuge perhaps overly personifies India’s national obsession with the beauty of gold. For special occasions, he outfits his “knuckles, neck and wrists” with golden “signet rings, chunky bracelets and a medallion,” wrote BBC News in April after Phuge had also purchased a crinkly gold tailored shirt made for him for about $250,000. The 7-pound shirt has a velvet lining to keep it from irritating his skin, and he must, of course, always travel with a bodyguard. ■ chuck@mauitime.com

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he Hawaiian bobtail squid is less than two inches long. It’s mud brown, feeds at night and is sometimes used as bait. In other words, the very definition of unassuming. But this tiny Sepiolidae could also change the way we think about, and treat, our bodies. To understand why, you first have to understand circadian rhythms, the biological patterns that affect our sleep, digestion and

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other essential functions. Disrupting these rhythms can trigger an array of physical and psychological problems. Prevailing wisdom suggests our circadian rhythms are controlled by exposure to light. But recent research suggests that might not be the whole picture—the bacteria in our gut could also play a key role. Which brings us back to the bobtail squid. Biologists at the University of Wisconsin at Madison studied the squid and

found that bacteria inside its body help wind its biological clock. If the same is true for mammals, and specifically humans, it could impact all sorts of things, including our frequent–some say overzealous–use of bacteria-killing antibiotics. I spoke with UW-Madison grad student Elizabeth Heath-Heckman, who co-authored a paper published last month in the online journal mBiosphere, to find out how a tropical Ha-

waiian squid wound up being studied in the decidedly un-tropical Midwest— and what it means for all of us.

MAUITIME: Talk about the genesis of the study, and what led you to the bobtail squid? ELIZABETH HEATH-HECKMAN: We’re looking at day-night cycles in the symbiosis, and how they’re influenced by bacteria. External light is on a very set

cycle: you have 12 hours of day and 12 hours of night, especially in Hawaii where you’re very close to the equator. But the bacteria that live inside the squid are bioluminescent, and produce light on a different cycle. Since a lot of circadian rhythms are influenced by light, we had the potential to look at whether the cycle of light that’s produced by the bacteria influences things in a different way than external light.

MT: Explain the importance of circadian rhythms; why do they matter so much? HEATH-HECKMAN: They influence essentially every aspect of health. A lot of the functions of the gut are profoundly influenced by circadian rhythms, as is the immune system. There is a very large bacterial community there, but no one had really put the pieces together and asked, how do bacteria affect these circadian rhythms? The reason this is so interesting from a health perspective is that there are very few chronic disorders that aren’t affected by aberrations in your circadian rhythms: heart disease, obesity, diabetes, some forms of cancer, just to name a few. We were drawn to the squid because it gave a simplified model.

ria. So I think there’s a lot of work to do to find out whether changing the community as opposed to taking the community away can alter circadian rhythms. I do think there is a potentially profound issue there.

MT: Do you think this is an urgent line of inquiry, given the ubiquitous use of antibiotics? HEATH-HECKMAN: I do. Pretty much all of the literature out there suggests that the bacteria in your gut are important, not just for digestion but for training your immune system, maybe even how your brain works and now for circadian rhythms. We should definitely keep investigating, and be as sparing as possible in how we use anti-

biotics. No one is saying we shouldn’t treat people who need it, but the idea of prophylactic or preventative antibiotics—we might want to ease up on that.

MT: What was it like working with a tropical squid in Wisconsin? HEATH-HECKMAN: Obviously we could create the conditions for light and temperature that the squid needs. But I’ve been out to Hawaii to collect several times and do experiments, and seen them out in the ocean. It’s really wonderful, from my perspective, to be able to work with an animal where you see the native population. A lot of people who work with symbiosis don’t get that opportunity—they work on mice and they have inbred mouse lines. There’s a very real and im-

portant role for having those lines, but you don’t get to see them in the wild. It changes how you think about your research, and how you approach it. We’re really looking at natural populations.

MT: So what’s next? HEATH-HECKMAN: Our lab is definitely going to keep pursuing this. We have a lot of questions, and a lot of tools to answer them. And hopefully we’ve either inspired other researchers, or maybe we were just in the right place at the right time, to start asking these same questions. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

MT: The conclusions you drew with the squid—how applicable are they to humans? HEATH-HECKMAN: Since bacterial symbionts in the human gut don’t produce light, some people were skeptical about how well our research would translate to humans. But a paper just came out showing that the same thing happened in mice—if you take away their bacteria, then the genes that regulate circadian rhythms are not regulated properly anymore. So the bacteria in a mammalian gut, even if they don’t produce light, are still very important.

MT: What are the implications for the use of antibiotics? Could they be killing bacteria we need to stay healthy? HEATH-HECKMAN: Possibly. If you take a single course of antibiotics, it doesn’t kill everything in your gut. What it does is changes what bacteria make up the community in your gut tract, though your body will slowly go back to its original state. The study we did involved taking away all the bacte-

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BY JEN RUSSO

Wagyu Cattle

The Japanese are extremely proud of their Wagyu cattle. Though they no longer let the beef’s genetics escape their country, for a brief period between 1974 and 1994 the US imported and developed its own Wagyu herd. “In 1976, four Wagyu bulls were given as a gift to a Hawaiian from the Emperor of Japan,” says Jay Theiler of Snake River Farms. “At that time, these were the only Wagyu cattle to leave Japan. The Japanese people consider Wagyu national treasures and it was considered the smuggling of defense secrets to export these cattle. Waygu bloodlines were first imported to the mainland US in 1994 as a venture between Japanese partners and several entities in the US. Snake River Farms’ parent company Agri Beef got the rights to a bull by the name of Fukutsuru that was tested by Washington State University to be the top marbling bull in the US.” Theiler recently hosted a dinner at Merriman’s Kapalua that featured the lavish meats from Snake River Farms paired with wines from the Signorello winery. Snake River is located in the high plains of eastern Idaho. Their Wagyu cattle are fed a steady diet of potatoes, corn, wheat and alfalfa and no growth hormones. The official term for these artisan cuts is American Wagyu Beef. But some restaurants also call it Kobe beef. In an April 12, 2012 Forbes article titled “Food’s Biggest Scam: The Great Kobe Beef Lie,” journalist Larry Olmstead says the terms are problematic. According to Olmstead, Kobe beef is a very specific line of Wagyu cattle in Japan that must be raised in the Kobe prefecture in order for the Japanese to identify it as Kobe beef. It’s the same as the requirement that champagne must come from the Champagne region of France in order to

2003, Japan closed their borders to American beef and we lost the ability to export there. Since that time there has been an outright ban or a partial ban–only cattle 20 months and younger were eligible between 2005-March, 2013–so we have not shipped any Snake River Farms Wagyu beef there since 2003. We cannot produce the quality of beef that Wagyu is known for in 20 months. Most of our cattle are between 28-30 months of age.” But now things are changing. “With the recent change in the regulations we are looking at exporting to Japan again, but have not yet done so,” says Theiler. “As more Japanese beef has come in from Japan, we actually think it has helped our business as more people become aware of the quality and in some cases restaurants sell our product side by side with Japanese origin for tasting comparisons. The American and international markets are now much larger for us than Japan. We also ship to Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Singapore, Vietnam, Philippines, Thailand, Canada and Mexico.” By the way, Wagyu beef is delicate in flavor, intricately marbled and melts in your mouth. I appreciate beef in many forms but the Snake River Rib Eye and their petite filet were sensational. Snake River Farms started selling here in Hawaii eight years ago, and they say they hold about 20 accounts in Maui. You can find their American Wagyu beef at Makawao Steakhouse, Capische?, Amasia at the Grand Wailea, Pineapple Grill, Honu and Mala. To purchase cuts of your own for the grill, head to Maui Prime. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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ou couldn’t pass a beach park this Memorial Day weekend without smelling meat cooking on the grill. Summer means barbecuing at the beach, and Americans consume more meat than anyone else on the planet–more than 270 pounds per person every year. Every occasion seems to require meat at the table. What’s more, the poor eat just as much meat as the rich, though with one difference: if you’re rich, you tend to eat richer, more expensive meat. Still, Americans’ taste for meat is changing. In 2010, for the first time in the hundred year span since the Earth Policy Institute started taking notes in 1909, chicken consumption surpassed beef consumption at the American table. The price of beef may have had something to do with that– costs have risen about 30 percent. Beef has also gained a bad reputation as a less healthy meat, despite the availability of many lean options. What’s more, our tastes for specific types of beef are also evolving. Now we have grass-fed, organic and even specific breed options like Angus and Wagyu. The latter beef is relatively rare. There are just a handful of Wagyu cattle farmers in the US–just about 200 registered breeders– who are raising the Japanese beef known for its fat, marbled meat. In terms of raw numbers, there are roughly 30 million Angus cattle in the US versus 30 million versus 3,000 to 5,000 Wagyu cattle. Counter-intuitively, Wagyu’s fat marbling actually makes the meat healthier (this, of course, comes from the American Wagyu Association). Analysis has shown that the meat contains more omega 3 and stearic acid and has less impact on cholesterol levels than other beef.

have that name on its label (otherwise, it’s just “sparkling wine”). “Honest to goodness full-blooded cattle from different Japanese or Wagyu breeds have been exported to this country in the past for breeding, before the ban,” Olmstead says in his article. “Some wellintentioned farmers have maintained these bloodlines in 100% pure forms, with the documentation to proceve it, and these would be the ones to seek out. But most have not. Even the term Purebred Wagyu, used by the American Wagyu Association, does not refer to a wholly pure animal.” Many of the Wagyu cattle imported here were intentionally crossed with Angus breeds to create an American Wagyu herd, like the cattle at Snake River Farms. Olmstead’s objection is not on the quality of the meat, but on the loose application and definition of what restaurants and retailers can identify as Kobe beef or Wagyu beef and what that means. When the Japanese originally reduced cattle tariffs in the late 1980s and gave their bovine genes to the US, it was to encourage the producers to export a high quality beef. This trade was stopped in its tracks in 2003 when the first case of mad cow disease was discovered here, and many countries banned American beef. Around that time chefs began realizing that Wagyu was lovely to work with, and American palates for beef were retrained to appreciate artisan brands and alternative ranching methods. Buzzwords like “sustainable,” “grass-fed” and “local” began having a serious impact on our buying. “When we first started raising Wagyu cattle here in the US, we shipped everything we produced back to Japan (between 1997-2003),” says Theiler. “After the BSE case was discovered in the US in December

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Aromatic And Refreshing It’s what you get when you mix fresh herbs and vegetables from O‘o Farms with Grey Goose vodka BY JEN RUSSO our products and cocktails, but to also start a discussion about great drinks and what we do,” Heen said. It’s Heen’s vision to use events as these to create a community of bartenders that will show each other different sides of the industry and inspire innovations, Mauiborn creations and camaraderie. It’s something he says he experienced on Oahu and Big Island and would like to see here. Richard Clark runs O’o farms and took us on a brief tour to check out the crops and see some of the fresh produce that inspired Gottesman and Rodonis. O’o farms was started by the owners of Pacific’o and I’o specifically to grow ingredients for their restaurants use, and remains one of the island’s only proprietary farms. “We like to think of land ownership in a different sense,” Clark said. “We borrow from our children on the ‘aina–we do not ‘own’ the land.” The operation is both biodynamic and or-

Joey Gottesman and Aaron Rodonis

hen you think of Grey Goose vodka, it conjures images of a corporate luxury–the exact opposite of a handcrafted, farm-sourced product. Yet that is precisely the starting point of its luxury. I learned this recently at O’o Farms where Brand Master Aaron Rodonis explained Grey Goose nuances to a group of Maui chefs and bartenders. If you haven’t been to O’o Farms yet, call them at 808-667-4341 to nail down a time for you to tour their grounds and feast and forage. The farm’s eight or so acres served as the nesting ground to get to know Grey Goose better over crop-created cocktails by Joey Gottesman, mixologist for Young’s Market. The farm is completely equipped for lingering over drinks and

Chef Sheldon Simeon and Kelii Heen

food, complete with an amazing outdoor kitchen, wood-burning oven and community table dining area. Gottesman served the first sip-worthy concoction, a Vodka Sour more or less, with a sprig of rosemary, fresh lime slightly sweetened and it was frothed with egg white. The resulting cocktail was aromatic and refreshing. Rodonis explained that Grey Goose will host a series of farm to glass events through the nation, starting with Maui. Kelii Heen, the new Young’s Market regional director for Maui, coordinated the event not just to expose Grey Goose’s handcrafted side, but to also get people talking about cocktails on Maui. “I would like to bring the bartenders and chefs here today to not only enjoy the great farm experience that we can bring to

process contributes to the sweetness and flavor specific to Grey Goose.” O’o farm’s Chef Anton dressed up Gottesman’s Bloody Mary cocktail with pickled farm beets, fresh pressed tomato juice, beautiful purple garlic chive flowers, smoked salt and pepper. It was a welcome revival after the warm walk on the farm. The chefs and bartenders mingled as we watched Anton put the final touches on his midday feast of roasted pork, fresh flatbreads, parmesan polenta and roasted root vegetables. The final cocktail was a simple citrus concoction not far from a spiked lemonade, with a balsamic reduction glaze inside the glass that added a whole new dimension to the flavor. It was simple yet welcoming with the pork. To make your own Grey Goose Sour try this: The basic sour will be two parts liquor, one part lemon (or sour stuff) and one part sugar (or sweet stuff). Adding an egg white is

Richard Clarke showing the chefs and bartenders

ganic. Chef Sheldon Simeon, formerly of Star Noodle and Leoda’s, and Chef Isaac Bancaco of Pineapple Grill, along with bartenders Freddie Scofienza of Westin Maui and James Shoemaker of Moana Cafe, were among those in attendance soaking up the Kula sunshine and sampling the herbs and grog. We compared crop notes and bit into exotic leaves as Rodonis explained that the same methodologies used to pick fresh garlic chive blossoms picked for garnishes in the cocktails were important in Grey Goose production. “We use three farm cooperatives in France to gather our wheat,” Rodonis said. “We utilize 1/1000th of the wheat production in France for our vodka. The distillery is right in the field. We like to say it’s field to bottle vodka. We also do cover cropping with linen and other crops. We grind the flour right there and the milling

optional but it will give your drink a creamy mouthfeel and it will be more substantial and frothy. You can experiment with how much egg white to add–it’s not necessary to have the whole white of an egg, and you can play around with the ration. The rosemary is a very woodsy herb, so you will need to strain bits of it from the finished drink. • 2 oz Grey Goose • 1 oz fresh pressed lemon juice • 1 oz agave • egg white • a few rosemary leaves • 1 sprig of rosemary for garnish Put all ingredients in the shaker with ice and shake well. Strain into a glass, add the garnish. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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ATTTENTION ALL FASHION Designers We are currently looking for original creations to be featured in our upcoming Fashion Issue. We are looking for Upcycled garments, Vintage upcycled, and unique Maui designed fashion. Some looks we are compiling are Hawaiiana (bright colors and prints), boho, and beach babe, send us your items that you think may fit.

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FRIDAY, MAY 31

TH T H UR U R SDAY, MAY MA AY 30 3 THURSDAY, RAMA CAMARILLO & SONS – Take a break from work and treat yourself to the music of the Camarillo trio. This Thursday, Rama Camarillo and his sons will take Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s Hawaiian Music Series stage to showcase their inherent talent. Rama learned ‘ukulele from his father and has shared the mana’o with his sons (Kamaka Camarillo and Kala‘e Camarillo). The trio has won Tom Moffatt’s band championship title and are veterans on stages statewide, including the MACC. Chairs are limited so you are welcome to bring a blanket or low laying beach chair. Free. 6pm-7:30pm. Baldwin Home Museum Lawn (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262, Lahainarestoration.org. Photo courtesy Lahaina Restoration Foundation

SUPPER CLUB WITH ERIN SMITH – Voted MauiTime’s Best Female Musician for the last four years, it’s no secret that rock star Erin Smith puts on a great show. Now the lead singer of The Throwdowns is returning to the Stella Blues Supper Club stage for an evening of her indie-rock flare. Since Smith now lives on Oahu, a solo show like this is a rare treat. SPECIAL TIP: Mention “champagne” when reserving seats and receive a complimentary glass of bubbly. Dinner & Show $60/6pm. Show Only $30/ 7:30pm. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808874-3779, Stellablues.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

FRIDAY, MAY 31 RACE WITH THE WIND – The Ka’anapali Beach Resort Association presents the second of Hawaiian Sailing Canoe Association’s season of seven races. Wa’a Kiakahi takes participants back to a time before GPS navigation and high-speed motors. The three-day celebration centers around the Hokule’a, a hybrid of an ancient voyage canoe and an outrigger paddling canoe. Friday will commence with a HSCA race from Kahului Harbor to Black Rock, where an opening ceremony will commence (3pm). On Saturday, the public will have a chance to take a 15-minute ride with HSCA members and talk story with crew members (10am-3pm). On Sunday, there will be a traditional send-off at 8am as the teams begin their Maui to Molokai leg of the race. 808-661-3271, kaanapaliresort.com. Photo: HongKongHuey/Wikimedia Commons

ROOTZROOTZ-N-CREATION WITH KOKO AND BENGALI – Following Smith’s Supper Club show, you can catch a Stella Blues starErin Sm session featuring Koko and Bengali with Rootz-n-Creation. light ses Jam out to an evening of roots-Reggae in a special reunion that’s three years in the making. Koko is noted as the former talented been thre lead ssinger of Inna Vision. Bengali, also a former member of Inna Vision, is an independent local musician whose music deals with Vis love, respect and unity. Wrapping up the lineup is local group lo Rootz-n-Creation, noted for their dub beat and Reggae roots. R Free. 10pm. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874F 3779, Stellablues.com. Photo: Benjamin K. Arcangel

SATURDAY, JUNE 1 AUTO RACING – Satisfy your need for speed at the Maui Paradise Speedway this Saturday. Cheer on as engines roar and tires squeal under the stars. Of course, you must be a registered member of speedway to participate in the races. Whether you enjoy the driver’s seat or one in the stands, the show will be great fun. Please note that the drivers’ pit area will be closed to spectators. Adults $10, Kids 6-12 $2, under 5 Free. Spectator Gate 3:30pm. Time Trials 6:15pm. (Main Event to Follow). Maui Paradise Speedway, (next to the National Guard center off Mokulele Highway); Paradisespeedwaymaui.com. Photo: Bill Miles

MAUI LIONS CLUB FASHION SHOW – The West Maui Lions Club invites the public to this year’s Fashion Show scholarship fundraiser. The evening is dedicated to raising money for graduates from Lahainaluna High and Maui Preparatory Academy. Dedicated to those who strive e for higher education, the night is filled with “fashions and fun.” Raffles and auction bids are just a few ways guests can donate to the cause. Auction items will include hotel stays, professional services and sea travel. Enjoy a buffet, dance nce floor tunes and a no-host bar. Be sure to register online. $40 advanced. $45 45 at door. 6pm-9pm. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, Plantation Ballroom (One Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua), Westmauilions.org. Photo: Krzysztof Szymanski/ Wikimedia edia Commons

SATURDAY, JUNE 1 KOA’S SEASIDE GRILL GRAND OPENING – Celebrate the e grand opening of Koa’s Seaside Grill this Saturday as Front Street’ss newest tenant settles in. The product of local restaurateurs, Koa’s offers breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Fan of The Gazebo in Napili? Then you’re in luck, because Koa’s will offer Gazebo’s breakfast menu (9am-3pm) daily with local favorites including their specialty fried rice and mac nut pancakes. Enjoy Happy Hour specials from 3:30-5pm daily. Ten percent of the grand opening’s proceeds will go to the Maui Preparatory ory Academy Scholarship fund. 3pm-5:30pm. Koa’s Seaside Grill (839 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7737, Koasgrill.com

GATSBY! ROARING RAGTIME BALL – On the heels of the new movie version of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby, the Kit Kat Club Cabaret is inviting you to Gatsby! A Roaring 20’s Ragtime Ball. Straighten your feathers and shake your fringe, the Roaring ‘20s will be in full swing. Dress to impress for a chance to win the costume contest, break out your slick dance moves and get the VIP treatment by the evening’s cigarette gals. The prohibition-era party will feature body embellishments and sizzling performances by the cabaret club, Trevor Arnholt, Rachel Deboer and Sasanna Babshoff. DJ Sid will spin vintage vinyl tunes completing your local speakeasy experience. After all, who can resist a night of dancing, drinking and dames? $10 with costume/ $15 without. 9:30 pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.), Gatsbypartytix.eventbrite.com. Photo: Jessica Pearl

SATURDAY, JUNE 1 EVENING WITH SEN. BRIAN SCHATZ – Following the death of U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye late last year, Hawaii Lt. Governor Brian Schatz got himself appointed as his replacement. Against Inouye’s dying wish that Representative Colleen Hanabusa succeed him, Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie instead opted for Schatz. Last month, MauiTime spoke with Schatz on Hawaii Clean Energy initiatives and has recently reported on Senators Mazie Hirono and Brian Schatz pivotal votes to save Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar. This Saturday, you have a chance to take measure of Schatz. $250 per person. 6pm-7:30pm. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.), Brianschatz.com.

PI‘IHOLO RANCH KAMA‘AINA DAY – This Saturday is Kama’aina Day at the Makawao-based Pi’iholo Ranch Adventures. Glide through PRA’s five-line, side-byside tour boasting the longest zipline on the island. The three-hour tour zips you through nearly 7,000 feet of Upcountry scenery. The day will double as a benefit and guests will be able to purchase BBQ plate lunches and beverages (cash only) to benefit the Upcountry Boys and Girls Club. Guests are asked to bring five canned food/non-perishable food items per person or a $10 monetary donation to help out the Maui Food Bank. Reservations required and rules apply. Kama’aina Rate: $50 Adult/ $25 Keiki. 9am-3pm. Pi’iholo Ranch Adventures (799 Pi’iholo Rd., Makawao); 808-572-1717, Piiholozipline.com. Photo courtesy Piiholo Ranch Adventures

SUNDAY, JUNE 2 BULLY’S BURGERS MUSIC SPECIAL – Bully’s Burgers invites you to pull over and refuel at Music Sunday this Sunday. Enjoy your burger to the tunes of John Grover and watch as the sun sets (weather permitting). Located out past Ulupalakua, it’s where our foodie extraordinaire Jen Russo found what she considers the best burger ever. Made from free-range cattle, seasoned with a secret family recipe and grilled with precision, Bully’s Burgers is the result of the late Louis “Bully” DePointe’s dream. Free Music. 3pm-7pm. Bully’s Burgers, Triple L Ranch (15900 Pi’ilani Hwy, Kula), Triplelranchmaui.com/Bully_s_Burgers.html.

MONDAY, JUNE 3 MAUI PAINTBALL SUMMER CAMP – School is out, but parents may want to consider Maui Paintball the solution to their keiki’s high energy needs. This Sunday, Maui Paintball’s 1st Summer Camp Session begins. For two weeks, keiki ages 10-16 will learn field safety, equipment use, communication, tactics and more. The paintball course spans acres of the Olowalu forest and includes plenty of trees, barricades and forts fit for paintball chaos. Lunch and snacks are available for purchase. Spaces are limited so register on or after May 25. Rules apply. First session: June 3-14. Second session: June 17-28. Third session: July 1-12. $50+ cost of paintballs. 9am-4pm. Maui Paintball (814 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Olowalu); 808-866-7034, Mauipaintball.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

PRESIDE OF PALAU SPEAKS – This Sunday, The Nature Conservancy of Hawaii hosts the PresiPRESIDENT the Republic of Palau at UH Maui. President Tommy Remengesau will speak about the island nadent of th tion’s interests and how they correlate to their pristine marine life and habitat. Palau is geographically tio part of Micronesia and is home to about 21,000 residents. Similar to Hawaii, the island nation’s economy depends on tourism and agriculture. Come and hear how our neighbors balance the demands of tourism with the need to preserve the natural world around them. Please RSVP. Free. 5pm-6:30pm. UH Maui, Le’a Science Building Lecture Hall (310 W Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-587-6340. Photo: U.S. Dept. of the Interior/Wikimedia Commons

TUESDAY, JUNE 4 FREE HEALTH CARE – As a result of a collaboration between Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa, the State of Hawaii Department of Health and the Department of Defense, Tropic Care 2013 lands on Maui and will offer free health care on Maui June 4-12. The training for military personnel doubles as free care to anyone who may need it. Residents can get physical examinations, vision checks, dental care and lab tests, among other services. Multiple clinics have been scheduled for Central Maui, West Maui, South Maui, Hana, Lanai and Molokai. Check the website to find a location near you. Times vary depending on location. Free. 8am-4pm. Maui County. Mauicounty.gov/index.aspx?nid=1933. Photo: U.S. Navy/Wikimedia Commons

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Film

The Hangover Part III It’s just another lousy sequel BY BARRY WURST II

The Hangover Part III ★★★★★ Rated R / 100 Min.

he Wolf Pack reunites once again for another round of debauchery and mayhem, though this time, no one gets lost. Instead, John Goodman plays a ruthless thug who forces the group (consisting once again of Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms and sometimes Justin Bartha) to track down Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong), who recently escaped from prison. The what-did-we-do-last-night format is tossed aside for a more straight forward road movie approach. There’s also fewer laughs, no Mike Tyson appearance and no end credits photo reveal. What kind of a sequel is this? Not seeing Iron Mike again is one thing but the exclusion of the latter is fatal: the montage of photos that unfold over the end credits is a series staple and typically the funniest scene. Also, since Galifianakis’ Alan is constantly shown taking pictures throughout the

tale, you wait for a payoff that never comes. That actually sums up the entire experience of watching this movie. It’s the end of the line for this series, which was never very good to begin with. Every Hangover has been hit and miss, including the over-praised original. Scattered laughs and a few genuine chuckles are hardly the stuff of classic comedies, and these movies aren’t even as good or consistently funny as the American Pie series. After the mediocre first sequel, an opportunity for the franchise to go out strong and redeem itself has resulted in just another lousy sequel. Mr. Chow and Alan were always characters best taken in small doses. Here, they’re practically the whole show and prove as endearing as screeching parakeets. Director Todd Phillips, like Jay Roach and Ben Stiller before him, can find laughs in throwaway comedy bits but his heavy handed approach saps most of the jokes of their gleeful tenacity and renders every scene overly mean spirited. This is a better film than both his Hangover II and Due Date, but not by much. Recent Oscar-nominee Cooper doesn’t need this franchise anymore and neither

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does Helms, both of whom seem half engaged, half-miserable to be here. Most of the cast seems present due to a contractual obligation, not because they wanted to make the movie. I’ve complained in both my previous Hangover reviews that the fourth member of the cast, Bartha, is under-used and has been funny in other movies. I should be careful what I wish for. Here, Bartha’s role has finally been expanded and it adds nothing. The most outrageous scene is saved for last, though there is ample drug use, casual sadism and cruelty to animals, all played for laughs but not finding many. So help me, I laughed when Mr. Chow jumps off a tall building and soars over the Las Vegas skyline, shouting, “I love cocaine!” An early bit with a giraffe is equally tasteless and horrible but, like any

good sick joke, kind of hilarious. Yet, the story is malnourished and, despite the two examples above, the jokes never go far enough. A key scene illustrates how the screenplay keeps missing opportunities to stand out: When the Wolf Pack sneaks up on Chow’s anythinggoes Vegas party, it should have played like Caligula reborn. Instead, after a long set-up, there’s no payoff. There’s a brief reunion with Heather Graham, an actress who’s proven in past roles to be as gifted and game for anything as her male co-stars. We also meet up with the now-grown infant from the first movie. Neither of these encounters adds anything. Completists may give it a pass and a few moments work but this sequel just doesn’t cut it. Save your money–there are other, better films to catch this summer. ■

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WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT BY TONI COLOMBO

(Ed. Note: The movie theaters below provided incomplete showtime info by press time. Please call the theaters for updated info.)

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

After Earth-PG13-FRI-SAT 10:30, 12:45, 3:00, 5:25, 7:40, 10:15. SUN-WED 10:30, 12:45, 3:00, 5:25, 7:40, 10:15. Epic-PG-THU 11:00, 12:00, 1:40, 4:20, 5:20, 7:00, 9:40, 10:35. FRI-SAT 11:00, 12:00, 1:40, 2:40, 4:20, 5:20, 7:00, 8:20, 9:40, 10:35 . SUN-WED 11:00, 12:00, 1:40, 2:40, 4:20, 5:20, 7:00, 8:20, 9:40, 10:35. Epic 3D-PG-THU 2:40, 8:20.

Fast & Furious 6-PG13-THU 10:45, 11:30, 12:30, 1:35, 2:20, 3:30, 4:25, 5:10, 6:30, 7:15, 8:00, 9:20, 10:05, 10:50. FRI-SAT 10:45, 11:30, 12:30, 1:35, 2:20, 3:30, 4:25, 5:10, 6:30, 7:15, 8:00, 9:20, 10:05, 10:50. . SUN-WED 10:45, 11:30, 12:30, 1:35, 2:20, 3:30, 4:25, 5:10, 6:30, 7:15, 8:00, 9:20, 10:05, 10:50. Kung Fu Panda-PG-TUES-WED 10:00a. The Great Gatsby-PG13-THU 10:30 1:30, 4:30, 7:30. The Great Gatsby 3D-PG13-THU 10:35p. MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees:

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42: A TRUE AMERICAN LEGEND - PG13 - Drama/Sports - Brian Helgeland directs this first major biopic of Jackie Robinson, who broke Major League Baseball’s loathsome “color barrier” in 1947. Stars Chadwick Boseman and Harrison Ford. 128 min.

THE INTERNSHIP - PG13 - Comedy Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn star in this two-hour commercial for Google that pretends to tell the story of two old guys who intern at the company. 119 min. KUNG FU PANDA - PG - Animation/Action Jack Black voices an obese panda who must fulfill his destiny and become a legendary Dragon Warrior. 90 min. NOW YOU SEE ME - PG13 - Crime/ Thriller - Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo and Woody Harrelson star in this flick about magicians who carry out heists during their performances. 115 min.

THE COMPANY YOU KEEP - R - Thriller - Robert Redford directs and stars in this flick about a young journalist who finds a former Weatherman activist who’s gone underground. 121 min. THE CROODS - PG - Animation - A prehistoric family goes on a road trip. 98 min. EPIC - PG - Animation/Family - A teen girl battles evil in a forest with a motley band of characters. Voices by Beyonce Knowles and Colin Farrell. 102 min. FAST & FURIOUS 6 - PG13 - Action/ Crime - Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are back for even more muscle car chases and ultrathin plot lines. 130 min. HANGOVER PART 3 - R - Comedy - Things go out of control yet again for Bradley Coo-

per, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms. See this week’s film critique. 100 min THE GREAT GATSBY - PG13 - Drama - A war veteran finds himself involved with his rich neighbor in the 1920s. Stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire. 143 min. IRON MAN 3 - PG13 - Action/Sci-fi/Comics Robert Downey Jr. returns as Tony Stark, this time to take on Mandarin (Ben Kingsley). Also stars Gwyneth Paltrow and Guy Pearce. 130 min. PAIN & GAIN - R - Action/Crime/Comedy - Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson star in this mediocre action comedy based on a ruthless Miami crime gang that killed real people in the 1990s. 130 min. THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES - R - Crime/ Drama - An ambitious cop in a corrupt department collides with a motorcycle stunt rider who robs banks to pay for his girlfriend and kid. Stars Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper. 140 min. STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS - PG13 - Action/SciFi - The crew of the Enterprise must hunt down a dangerous terrorist who could destroy the future as Trekkies know it. 132 min.

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KOA’S SEASIDE GRILL GRAND OPENING - Sat, Jun 1. Front Street welcomes Koa’s Seaside Grill to the heart of historic Lahaina Town. Dine from 9am-9pm. Eat breakfast, lunch or dinner seaside or rooftop, with views of neighboring islands. Ten percent of opening day proceeds will benefit Maui Prep Fund. Grand Opening, 3-5:30pm. Koa’s Seaside Grill, (839 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7737 HULA GRILL’S CHEF TASTING MENU TO BENEFIT HILT - Daily. Hula Grill donates a portion of the proceeds from its Chef’s Tasting Menu to the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust as part of its Legacy of Aloha Program. The 3-course menu is offered daily from 4:45-5:45pm & all evening at the Chef’s Counter. $25.95. 4:30-5:30pm. Hula Grill, Whaler’s Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636; hulagrillkaanapali.com VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Tue, Jun 4. See (and sample!) how Chef Jessica Oshier uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfasts, and desserts. Free. 5:306:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org WHEAT FREE WEDNESDAYS - Wed, Jun 5. Every Wednesday sample wheat and gluten free items at Whole Foods as part of Gluten Awareness Month. Plus learn how cutting your grain intake can benefit your health. Free. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

TAKE IT OFF THURSDAYS - Thu, May 30. Every Thursday Whole Foods will share tips for cooking without added fats, salts and sugars to help you achieve your best health and assist with weight loss. At each session there will be a chance to win prizes for highest percentage of weight loss. Free. 6pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Jun 2. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early–the laulau special is first come, first served and does sell out. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com/kealani/GuestServices/Restaurants/Ko.htm JOIN WHOLE FOODS FOR HOLY CANNOLI SUNDAYS - Sun, Jun 2. Whole Foods offers made to order cannolis with seasonal flavors every Sunday. Bring a friends to share the sweetness every week noon to 3pm. 12-3pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui FOODIE FIGHT - Sun, Jun 2. Join Whole Foods each Sunday for a Food Fight! The stakes are high as each team competes for that week’s Best Recipe. Sample and vote for your favorite dish. Each week the Pineapple Trophy will be awarded to the team with the most votes. Free. 2pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui MOUTH WATERING MONDAYS - Mon, Jun 3. Come and try free samples of what is in season, new or has got us excited each week. Free. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com FINS & FLIPPERS TOUR - Take a closer look at sharks and sea turtles on this exclusive behind-the-scenes encounter. Tours are guided by a knowledgeable Ocean Naturalist and include the chance to observe supervised feeds at Hammerhead Harbor and Turtle Lagoon. $10 plus admission per guest. Space is limited, call for reservations. 11:30am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-2707088; mauioceancenter.com ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partnership with Hawai’i on TV, each Friday a different musical style is featured by local artists. Experience Maui at its best! Free. 11:30am-1:30pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui SLEEPOVER WITH SHARKS -Fri-Sat. Bring your keiki to an after hours aquarium adventure. Hands-on discovery lessons, ocean-themed games, crafts pizza, breakfast and more are for keiki ages 8-13 who want to learn more about our underwater world. $60, 15% off for aquarium members. 5:30pm-8am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-270-7000; Mauioceancenter.com OLD SCHOOL DANCE NIGHT - Put on your dancing shoes and join the fun! Maui Beach Hotel is hosting two nights of old school dancing and entertainment. Dancing will be held in the Elleair Rainbow Ballroom. $10. 9pm. Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-0051

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THURSDAY, MAY 30 YMCA HOST FREE FILM “CHILDREN IN CRISIS” - YMCA host an educational film “Children in Crisis” addressing the child obesity epidemic in America. Learn more about this topic and how to keep our keiki healthy. Free. 6:30pm YMCA, (250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-264-7895; smcguinn@hawaii.edu POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Daily. Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, MAY 31 WA’A KIAKAHI PADDLE EVENT WELCOME CEREMONY - Venture to Ka’anapali Beach to welcome canoes as they complete their race from Kahului Harbor to Black Rock. The Hawaiian Ceremony will kick off a weekend of canoe racing and celebration of Maui’s historical culture. Free. 3-3:30pm. Black Rock, 808-661-3271; kaanapaliresort.com/waa-kiakahi-2013 MAILANI ONSTAGE - Na Hoku Award winner Mailani brings live music to the stage for this months free concert series. Win prizes and sample food and products during the show. Free. 7-8pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275

MAUI SPEEDWAY RACES - Saturday night, roll up to the Maui Speedway Races. Gates open at 3:30pm, and engines start revving at 6:15pm. Bring the whole family, keiki under 5 are free. $10 adult/ $2 kids 6-12. 6:30pm. Maui Speedway, (Mokulele Hwy, Pu‘unene); paradisespeedwaymaui@hotmail.com FASHION SHOW BENEFIT FOR STUDENTSSupport education fashionably at the Annual West Maui Lions Club Fundraiser Event. Live music, dancing, auctions and fashion show will raise funds for Lahainaluna HIgh and Maui Preparatory Academy. 6pm-9pm. Ritz Carlton. (1 Ritz Carlton Dr. Kapalua); 808-276-1191; ritzcarlton.com 18TH ANNUAL MAUI WEDDING EXPO - Featuring Maui’s top wedding professionals, fashion shows, live entertainment, florists, caterers, jewelers, photographers, cakes, wedding planners, invitations, restaurants, venues and DJs. It’s everything that you need to plan your dream wedding in one place, and all on one day! Free. Contact to exhibit. 10am-4pm. The Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-269-8457; weddingexpomaui.com

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DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze 9:45pm; no cover

Gatsby- Ragtime Ball 9:30pm; $10-$15

Eddie Tanaka & Friends Steve Pile & The Trio 2pm; $7

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

Thunder & Lightening 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

DJ Kamikaze & DJ Big Mike 10pm; $10 cover

The Satterday Saints 10pm; $8

Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

DJ Illz 9pm; no cover

Next Level Entertainment 9pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli, 6pm

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool Day, 6pm WED - Jukebox Party, 8pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 9pm; no cover

Jordan 6pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Amy’s Mix 9pm / TUE - Big John, 10pm / WED - Hump Day Mix

Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; no cover

The House Shakers 6:30-9pm; no cover

Barefoot Minded 6:30-9pm; no cover

Avi & Indio 6:30-9pm; no cover

MON - Scott & Allen / TUE - Thunder & Lightnin / WED - Tom Conway (6:30-9pm)

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Rootz n Creation 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pmclose / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover

Evan Shulman 6pm-9pm; no cover

Willie K 8pm-11pm; $5

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

WA’A KIAKAHI SAILING CANOE RIDES - Early morning canoe rides take guest sailing on the open ocean. Beach at 11a.m. for a Talk Story session about Hawaiian voyaging with Hokule’a crew members. Free. 10am-3pm. Black Rock, 808-661-3271; kaanapaliresort.com/waa-kiakahi-2013 LIVE, LAUGH, HULA BENEFIT EVENT - Help Halau Kekuaokala’au’ala’iliahi on their journey to the keiki hula competition by moving your hips at the Live, Laugh, Hula Benefit Event. Enjoy food, arts and crafts and a silent auction, all benefiting the keiki. $20. 3-9:30pm. Baldwin High School, (1650 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Wailuku); 808-984-5656; henryperrinebaldwinbears.com HOLOKAI CLUB - This free kid’s club on the first Saturday of each month is an organized arts and crafts event created for families with children in kindergarten through 5th grade. Free. 10am-12pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call. 10am4pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-446-4126; hawaiianimalrescue.org HAIKU PSYCHIC FAIR & ART SHOW - An art show and fair featuring angel and tarot readers, Reiki, works by local artists, and Aura photography with interpretive readings of what the colors represent and more. Free. Special rates on services. 11am-4pm. Lotus Heart Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220; lotusheartmaui.com PSYCHIC/INTUITIVE FAIR - Receive insights

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; no cover

HARD ROCK CAFE KIHEI RENT A CAR MAHALO CELEBRATION Kihei Rent a Car is hosting a celebration for 23 years of service to Maui. Those who have rented from or support Kihei Rent A Car can make a pit stop at their location for pupus, drinks and a big mahalo. Free. 10am-2pm. Kihei Rent A Car, (96 Kio Loop); 808879-7257; ht.ly/kErGn

TUE - Toxic w/ DJ TRVR, 10pm; no cover WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7-9:30pm; no cover

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Volcanic w/ DJ Playwfire Ono, 10pm; no cover

Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; no cover

CASANOVA CHARLEY’S

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

and inspiration from Maui’s premier intuitives (angel, astrology and tarot), plus aura photography. Held every first Saturday of each month. 11am4pm. Temple of Peace, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808575-5220; temple-of-peace.org YO-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Free. 3pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, JUNE 2 WA’A KIAKAHI PADDLE EVENT SEND-OFF The HSCA race begins with a traditional Hawaiian blessing and send-off for the paddling crews. Canoes will fly their colors as they begin their journey. Free. 8am. Black Rock, 808-661-3271; kaanapaliresort.com/waa-kiakahi-2013 LEARN ABOUT ISLAND SUSTAINABILITYPresident of the Republic of Palau, Tommy Remendesau will be giving Maui residents a look at proven island sustainability, based on his island nation preservation. Topics like local needs, outside interests and protecting cultural resources will hit home. Free. 5-6:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-9843500; maui.hawaii.edu FAMILY MAGIC - All-ages comedy and magic with Lauro Castillio. Free. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com YO-YO DEMONSTRATION - Maui Toy Works presents a Yo-Yo and skill toys workshop and demonstration. Free. 4pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com LINE DANCING MAUI PANIOLO POSSE - Free. 4:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com ART-BQ - Every Sunday, enjoy free food and a showcase of Guy’s latest artwork. Free. 6:30pm. Guy Junker Art Studio, (Emerald Plaza, 106 Kupuohi St., Lahaina); 808-661-0923; guyjunker.com

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE Eric Dotterer, 6:30-8:30pm / WED Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm ( no cover)

MONDAY, JUNE 3 HOALOAH’AINA VOLUNTEER ON VACATION PROGRAM - Pacific Whale Foundation offers a free program, Volunteering on Vacation that gives visitors an opportunity to maintain a new South Maui ocean-side trail, pick up litter and remove invasive species. Free. 7:30-9:30am. 808249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhale.org WHALE WATCHING - The Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary will provide a whale watching info booth at the Aquarium’s Harbor Plaza throughout whale season. 9am1pm. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808270-7000; hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hip-ster style performance. Free. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, JUNE 4 ULTIMATE WHALEWATCH - Learn first hand what it is like to be a whale researcher on a personally guided group tour. This is a special opportunity to interact with Pacific Whale Foundation’s researchers and marine biologists. For info and reservations, please call. 7:30-11:30am. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ma’alaea Ocean Store, (300 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; pacificwhalestore.org ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Learn some strumming techniques and impress your friends. Free. 5:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com MAUI WEIGHT LOSS ALLIANCE - Join Whole Foods for a very special class and meet Jerome, Nutritarian Extraordinaire! Jerome can help you revitalize health & wellness and take back your life. Free. 6pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui FREE HEALTH CLINICS - This week, Tropic Care will be hosting free health clinics throughout Maui County. Military personnel, including doctors and dentist, will be using these clinics as training for rapid response. Maui residents can benefit from ex-

ams, dental care and more. Free. 8am-4pm. Call for a complete list of venues. 808-270-7855.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5 OCCUPY MAUI MEETING - The group’s focus is on foreclosure laws and environmental problems. They want to hear about your issues. Simply attend one of their weekly Wed. meetings to get involved. Free. 5-7pm. At Freedom Lawn or Pavilion at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); occupymaui.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free / @ ShopsAtWailea on Twitter. 6:30-8pm. The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter D 7:3010pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Karaoke

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Guest Performer 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

WED - Karaoke Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm - close; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

MON- Open Mic WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHANA GRILL 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Ste. 301, Kahana - 669-4000

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar, 7-9pm; no cover

Ellen Bellerose, 3:30-6:30pm; no cover

Garrett Probst & Damion Emeson, 10:00-12:00pm; no cover

1810 6:30-8:30; no cover

Willie K. 9-11pm; $5

1810 8-10pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (both sets no cover)

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - NOA ZEB, 10:30pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR

TUE - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover

Maui Blues Co. 7:30-10pm; no cover

810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, The House Shakers 6:30-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 6:309pm; Sat, Salsa Saturdays w/ Dr. Nat: Latin/Salsa 6:30-9pm; Thu, The John Grover Duo 6:30-9pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425. HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400. HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Albert Kaina 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636. JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:308:30pm; Wed, Josh Sumibcay 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234. JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.

MON-TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles, all 7pm; no cover

Les Potts & the Wave Warriors & The Throwdows. a10pm; $5

Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm; no cover

MON - SIN w/ DJ M, 8pm / TUE - Trivia Night, 8pm / WED - Karaoke w/ Dave, 10pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Murrary Thorne 7-9pm; $65 / Trish da Dish Pub Quiz, 9pm12am

Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no covr

MON - The Makai Jazz Group, 6:30pm / TUE - Brenton Keith’s Bag O’ Tricks 7-9pm/ WED - Willie K., 7pm; $65

#203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787. KAHANA GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar 7-9pm; Fri, Jazz Maui Featuring Ellen Bellerose and Shiro Mori 3:30-6:30pm; Sat, Classical Guitar with Victoria Holman 7-9pm. (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-4000. KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Fri, Scotty Freeman & Co. 9-11pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700. LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655. LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495. LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Fri, Les Potts and the Wave Warriors & The Throwdowns 6-10pm; Fri, Justin Phillips 6:30-9:30pm; Sat, Ben DeLeon 6:30-9:30pm; Thu, Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400. OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Ka’i Ala D., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 8088-667-3200. PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Gretchen 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Gretchen 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881. RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889. RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815. SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Every Sun & Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500. SHERATON MAUI RESORT AND SPA Daily, Live Dinner Music at The Cliff Dive Bar 6:30-8:30pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031. UMALU - Fri, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Sat, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Thu, Josh Sumibcay 6-8pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

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PARADISE GRILL (MELLOS) Mellos Bar, 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700

PARADISE GRILL 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700

70s, 80s 10pm-1am; no cover

Club Night w/ DJ Ron 10pm-1:30am

Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

MON - Big John / TUE - Industry Night / WED - Paradise w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm; no cover

Harry Troupe 6-9pm; no cover

Salsa Dance Party w/ Rafael, 10pm, $5 cover

Justin 6-9pm; no cover

Hawaiian Music w/ Deeson, 6-9pm; no cover

MON - Marvin Taraga, 6-9pm / TUE - Johnny Ringo, 6-9pm / WED - Gretchen, 6-9pm

RB STEAKHOUSE

WED - Open Mic Night, 9:30pm; no cover

4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina - 669-8889

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Island Thursday w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; no cover

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover

DJ Salvo 10pm-close; no cover

Rob+Ron=R2 9pm-midnight; no cover

Natalie 9pm-midnight; no cover

Gina Martinelli Band 7pm; no cover

Eddie and the Promises 8:30pm; no cover

Whisky Pimps 8:30pm; no cover

Ah-Tim 4pm; no cover

Erin Smith & Irie Love 6:30pm; no cover Roots N Creation, Bengali & Koko 10pm; no cover

John Cruz 6pm; $30 Lia Live & the Krptones 10pm; $8

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Randall Rospond Trio 9pm-1am

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Salsa Night w/ Ernesto and Barbara, 7:30pm

Live music 6:30pm; no cover

Louise Lambert 6:30pm; no cover

WED - Blues with The House Shakers, 8:30pm; no cover

Karaoke

MON through WED- Karaoke

Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover

Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover

MON-TUE - Free Karaoke, 9pm / WED - Singles Night, 10pm (All sets no cover)

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

Kanoa 10pm-close; no cover

MON - DJ Big Mike / TUE - DJ Salvo / WED Ladies Night w/ DJ Decka (all sets 10pm)

Karaoke 4pm; no cover

MON - Mahalo Monday / WED - Karaoke Party/Free Pool, 8:30pm TUES- Kimo, 4pm-6pm; no cover WED - Randall Rospond, 4pm-6pm; no cover

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Alejandro 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322.

Tue), Live Music 8:30am-8pm; Sun, Louise Lambert 6:30-9pm; Every Mon & Tue, Live Music 11am-8pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

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DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Fri, DJ Illz 9pm; Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm; Fri, Fun-Lovin’Infidels 5:30pm-8am. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314, Kihei); 808-874-9299.

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New and Renewals $100

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Please call Matthew at our Main Ofﬁce in Hilo at

(808)934-7566 We are not a dispensary. Offering monthly clinics on Maui. We are not State of Hawaii employees or contractors.

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