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Over the next few weeks, the County of Maui will begin reinforcing the crumbling Kulanihakoi Bridge in North Kihei. How old is the bridge, according to the July 27 Maui News? A. 57 years B. 79 years C. 93 years D. 102 years E. 118 years

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1. According to a July 29 Pacific Business News blog post, the Aug. 31 issue of Wine Spectator lists 3,793 restaurants around the world that have received wine excellence awards. How many of the 39 Hawaii restaurants that made the list are on Maui? A. 39 B. 28 C. 21 D. 12 E. 7

3. On July 29, the Honolulu StarAdvertiser reported that 41 percent of births in the U.S. in 2012 were to unwed mothers. What, according to the story, is the percentage of nonmarital births in the state of Hawaii? A. 13 percent B. 28 percent C. 37 percent D. 42 percent E. 51 percent See answers, page 29

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CARISSA MOORE WINS US OPEN BEFORE HUNTINGTON BEACH RIOTS On Sunday, July 28, Hawaii’s own Carissa Moore, 20, won the Vans US Open of Surﬁng, which was held in Huntington Beach, California. Her score was 16.00. According to a July 28 press release from the US Open, “the win vaults the Hawaiian to No. 1 on the ASP Women’s WCT over then leader Tyler Wright (AUS), 19.” But that’s only half the story. Immediately following the end of the competition, riots broke out in Huntington Beach. Yes, good old fashioned riots, complete with overturned porta-potties and lines of cops firing pepper spray into crowds. “Eight people were arrested on suspicion of failure to disperse and booked at the city jail, according to police,” reported OC Weekly in a blog post put up on Monday, July 29. “City vehicles, portable toilets, merchant windows and street signs were among the items damaged, and the loss of property ‘is still being determined,’ police said.” Apparently, people just didn’t feel like leaving. Here’s an excerpt of a Huntington Beach Police Facebook post, which also appears in the OC Weekly blog: “On the 7-28-13 at 7:16 PM officers encountered a large crowd at Main and Pacific Coast Highway. The crowd had gathered at the conclusion of the Van’s US Open of Surfing, an 8 day surf and skate event. A large fight broke out and when officers attempted to break up the disturbance the crowd moved into the downtown area. The crowds began fighting, damaging property and refused to disperse. HBPD requested mutual aid from other agencies to help disperse the crowd. The area was declared an unlawful assembly and officers have moved in to deal with the crowd and make arrests. The police now have control of the downtown area and the disturbance quelled.”

Look, we know Moore beat local favorite Courtney Conlogue pretty bad, but come on!

TULSI GABBARD D SAYS SAYS TIC NO TO DOMESTIC SPYING Tulsi Gabbard, the liberal eral Democrat who represents Hawaii’s 2nd District in the U.S. House of Representatives, is also captain in the Hawaii National Guard and thus generally supports the Defense Department in whatever they askk for. Given her background and the size of the militaryy in her home district, this iss understandable. But what’s fascinating is that she does NOT extend that courtesy to thee National Security Agency–the nation’s massive electronic eavesdropping ng service that has come under fire for spying on every American’s phone and email records. In fact, Gabbard so opposes that spying op-

eration–which is codenamed “PRISM,” according to revelations from former NSA analyst Edward Snowden, who leaked information on the program to the Guardian newspaper– that yesterday she voted for the Amash-Conyers Amendment, which would have radically defunded the PRISM program. “Countless men and women from my state of Hawai‘i and all across the country have worn the uniform and put their lives on the line to protect our freedoms and our liberties,” Gabbard said in a July 24 press release. “I cannot, in good conscience, vote to take a single dollar from the pockets of hard-working taxpayers from across the country to pay for programs which infringe on the very liberties and freedoms our troops have fought and died for. Ben Franklin said, ‘They who give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.’” This bill wasn’t one of those safe votes, either, where a representative can vote his or her conscience because it’s passage or defeat is a foregone conclusion. The vote on Amash-Conyers was remark-

parent spy-on-everyone approach to fighting terrorism. And what about Rep. Colleen Hanabusa, the Democrat who represents Hawaii’s 1st District and wants to replace Democrat Brian Schatz (who is also a strong critic of the NSA PRISM program) in the U.S. Senate? She voted against the amendment, according to this blog post from Ian Lind. Her reason, according to Honolulu Civil Beat, was simple: “[Q]uick fixes [like Amash-Conyers] would have unintended consequences for the intelligence and law enforcement communities beyond the specific problems being targeted,” she said in a news release. “This issue should be the subject of a stand-alone bill that provides a complete review in an open forum involving all stakeholders, including the American public. If a thorough review shows that the law is bad, we should repeal it, not simply de-fund it.” Given that NSA official James Clapper has already LIED to a Senate Committee about PRISM (and received no apparent sanction), what chance does an “open forum involving all stakeholders” actually stand? Photo Courtesy Wikimedia Commons.

REST IN PEACE BLACKIE

ably close: 205 votes for it while 217 voted against it. It’s passage would have represented a huge blow to the Obama Administration’s ap-

Overheard “We’ll take a 20-minute break so you all can go sushi or sishi or shishi or whatever it is.” -Announcer at Queen Ka’ahumanu Center talent show, July 27

And now for a sad note. Arsene “Blackie” Gadarian, a longtime fixture of Lahaina and Maui life, died on July 21 at the age of 91. Born in New York in 1921, Blackie and his wife Sara have spent many decades on Maui. He’s most famous around here for Blackie’s Machine Shop in Lahaina, but he also owned Blackie’s Bar, a Lahaina jazz club, from 1981 to 1995 (Gadarian said he was paid $1 for the use of his name for the various Blackie’s Pit Stop locations around Maui). Blackie was a classic curmudgeon. In fact, in his retirement Blackie was probably best known as a writer of many, many pithy letters to the editor–especially to The Maui News–about all manner of subjects. Sometimes he commented on national politics. Other times, he just wanted to make an off-the-wall observation. “Years ago there was a lot of roadkill– dogs, cats and even mongooses–on the streets of Maui,” he said in a May 11, 2008 letter to that paper. “I have seen very little roadkill lately. Either the animals are running faster or the drivers have bad aim.” Blackie was also a fan of this paper–even when he sat on the county’s Liquor Control Board of Adjudication. According to the obituary, the family is requesting that instead of flowers, those wishing to express condolences should make a donation to the Blackie’s scholarship at Lahainaluna High School. The address is Lahainaluna High School Foundation, “Blackie” Gardarian Vocational Scholarship Fund, PO Box 11617, Lahaina, HI 96761. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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NEW UH STUDY SAYS LAHAINA SEWAGE DAMAGING KAHEKILI BEACH In April 2012, Earthjustice sued the County of Maui on behalf of Hawaii Wildlife Fund, Surfrider Foundation, Sierra Club-Maui and West Maui Preservation Association under the federal Clean Water Act for the discharging of wastewater that occurs at the Lahaina Wastewater Reclamation Facility’s injection wells. Now, the recentlycompleted 500-page Lahaina Groundwater Tracer Study seems to confirm these environmental concerns. The Lahaina facility serves the wastewater needs of the community as well as the major resorts along the coast, receiving about four million gallons of sewage a day, according to the study. The facility produces treated wastewater that is sold for landscaping and irrigation needs. Whatever is not sold is discharged underground through injection wells. Prompted by concerns about the impact of the injection well’s operations, research began to discover the amount, distribution and discharge points of nutrients and chemicals from these injection wells into the ocean. Beginning in July 2011, researchers from the University of Hawaii, led by marine and environmental geology professor Craig R. Glenn, added dye into the injection wells in order to track the water’s path. About three months later, they traced the dye to near-shore waters off Kahekili Beach. During the two years since, the news release states that scientific monitoring has confirmed a connection between the injection wells and the near-shore water.

The study reports that nearly 64 percent of this warmer, more acidic waste water reaches coastal water through submarine springs, bringing pollutants that “impact coastal water quality and result in elevated nutrient concentrations.” The lawsuit contends that the wastewater that is making its way to Kahekili Beach is endangering the public, contributing to algal growth, and harming the sensitive coral reef ecosystem due to the nutrient pollution it carries. “Kahekili Beach is a popular area for swimming, snorkeling, and other recreation in West Maui,” said Surfrider Foundation’s Angela Howe in a July 24 press release, “but this study shows that the injection wells discharge nutrients and other pollutants into the shallow, nearshore waters, which degrades water quality. We look forward to coming up with a solution that reduces this pollution for the benefit of everyone that uses these waters.” County spokesperson Lois Whitney said she was unable to comment on the study or the Earthjustice news release because of the pending litigation. The groups are currently engaged in settlement talks with the county to find a solution and a way to protect West Maui’s coastal beaches and reefs from wastewater damage.

quilt of plots growing green squash, red lettuce and purple taro, with unoccupied plots covered in blue tarp. Tucked away between a neighborhood and a cane field, Hali‘imaile Community Garden exists on two acres of land donated by Maui Land & Pineapple Company in 2006. The community garden provides members with the means to organically grow their own produce, promoting a lifestyle of food self-sufficiency. Hali‘imaile Community Garden secretary and treasurer Lori Feroldi said she’s kept track of her gardening expenses since she started in 2009, and growing her own fruits and vegetables really does make for a great deal. “It’s just about getting back to the ‘aina and knowing where your food comes from and what goes into it,” said Feroldi. “Even some organic producers use wax on their vegetables to make them look better. It’s unnecessary; I don’t need that inside of me. I don’t wax my cucumbers and they taste just as good.” To raise money for garden maintenance and repair, Hali‘imaile Community Garden is partnering with Flatbread Company in Paia. On Aug. 20, from 5-10pm Flatbread will be donating a portion of pizza purchases to the garden, as well as hosting a silent auction. Garden members have also banded together to publish a cookbook featuring recipes for healthy dishes that use products grown in the garden. The cookbook is available for purchase on their website Haliimailegarden.weebly.com. Members pay $100 a year per 10 foot by 20-foot plot, a fee that covers the water and mowing expenses of the garden. With a total of 100 plots, the garden is currently at about 70 percent occupancy, which leaves plenty of room for new members to join.

At less than $10 a month for the annual fee, the other expenses for tools and seed still comes out less than buying produce from the grocery store every week. With succession planting procedures and a warm year-round climate, a plot can continually provide for a small family. Because the garden is dedicated to growing organically, Feroldi and other gardeners have come up with a few inventive ways to keep away destructive pests. Dish soap does the trick to keep away aphids, while baking soda or chili powder will get rid of ants. One of Feroldi’s favorite things about being involved in the garden is the sense of community it provides. Often you’ll find members sharing their produce or helping each other weed or water. People come from all over the island with varying levels of aptitude to be involved, adding their own unique skills to the mix. With their community work days and garden potlucks, a working community is created. In addition to the individual plots, there’s a community herb garden and orchard that are cared for and enjoyed by all members. This year, the Goodwill Garden was also started as a way to “sow it forward” and share the bounty from one community to another. All the produce grown in the Goodwill Garden is donated to the Maui Food Bank and Hale Kau Kau to feed Maui’s hungry. “It’s a great partnership, because no one usually donates fresh produce,” said Feroldi. “Right now, we’re working on a crop of sweet potatoes that will be ready just in time for Thanksgiving.” ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

HALIIMAILE COMMUNITY GARDEN NEEDS YOUR HELP When you drive through the gate, you can just make out the tops of the houses over the cane: the only reminder that you’ve entered a garden, not a fairy glen or Hobbit shire. In the middle of it all, the giant picnic table and benches made from an old tree trunk sitting beneath a kukui tree add to the feel. Once a eucalyptus grove, the garden now resembles a colorful patchwork

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CULTURAL DIVERSITY For “beach season” in Qingdao, China, recently, middle-aged ladies returned to the shore of the Yellow Sea sporting their relatively revealing (though age-appropriate) bathing suits–but wearing distinctive cloth hoods with tiny holes only for the eyes, nose and mouth. To many in China, dark skin still signals laborers and fair skin the indoor “leisure” class, according to a July report on the business website Quartz.

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In Shenzhen, China, one of the country’s richest cities, services are being openly advertised by “wet nurses” to supply adults with breast milk, either directly from the source or after pumping (and purchased by either the infirm or just rich people overconcerned with nourishment). These milk “suppliers” can earn at least four times the average personal income, with healthy, attractive women earning even more, of course, according to a July Agence France-Presse dispatch. Comments on China’s social media ranged from “It’s just a business” to “People become perverts when they are too rich and tire of other forms of entertainment.”

EVEN THE HOSPITALS ARE CROOKED Because Zimbabwe is reputedly among the world’s most corrupt countries, bribery is normal and makes the news only when innovators go above and beyond. The antipoverty organization Transparency International reported in July that one hospital in Harare had recently been imposing a $5 charge on mothers each time they screamed during childbirth (in addition to the $50 delivery fee). Furthermore, it has long been rumored that hospitals in Zimbabwe (and other countries) may detain mothers and their children at the hospital if they cannot pay the fees. Transparency International reported several days later, after finally obtaining a meeting with a government official, that the per-scream charge will be lifted.

LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES Satan was thrust into the recent Texas legislature debate with pro-choicers shouting, “Hail, Satan!” at the right-to-life faction. But whom Satan had endorsed was not clear. A British organization called UK Church of Satan appeared to criticize the pro-choicers (according to Twitter comments) while the New York-based Church of Satan (founded in 1966 by Anton LaVey) insists on a woman’s right to choose, said its High Priest Peter Gilmore–although he acknowledged that shouting “Hail, Satan” to anti-abortion activists was “ludicrous and meaningless.”

WHAT WOULD JESUS FLY? Megachurch bishop Ira V. Hilliard told his Sugarland, Texas, congregation (New Light Christian Center) in June that one of his two private aircraft–a helicopter valued at about $1 million–needs new blades, but rather than pay it himself, he asked parishioners to each find it in their hearts to send him $52 “favor seeds” for the blades. (His ministry also owns a $2 million Hawker jet and a $3 million hangar.) To sweeten the deal, he virtually promised that a donor’s gift would be met by a “breakthrough favor” from God in the form of a car repair or their very own “dream” car either 52 days or 52 weeks later (according to a church letter described by the Christian Post).

QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENTS In May, a 24-year-old man accidentally shot a teenage boy in the leg with a highcaliber gun at a home in Santa Fe, Texas, in front of the boy’s mother, whose first reaction was to look up “gunshot” on WebMD–and then not to take her son to Mainland Medical Center until seven hours later. Deborah Tagle was charged, along with the shooter, for injury to a child. And Carole Longhorn, 66, struck a metal object in her garden in Norfolk, England, in June, and, though it looked like a projectile-bomb, she said she decided to take it inside and wash it off in the sink before calling police, who later detonated the World War II-era munition in a controlled explosion. Said her husband later: “You can imagine what I said to her.”

NEWS THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE A June performance-art street demonstration in Glastonbury, England, got out of hand when a spectator took offense at one of the characters, who was dressed as a giant penis to promote a show by the troupe Nomadic Academy of Fools.The bystander grabbed the penis’ costume, but the penis’ colleague, Joanne Tremarco, who was dressed as a giant vagina, went to his defense, trying to calm the bystander until police arrived. ■

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DRONES OVER HAWAII WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE EYES IN THE SKY OVER OUR STATE BY MALIA ZIMMERMAN

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rones are used to target America’s enemy combatants on foreign soil, to roll across Mars in search of signs of life, to scale mountains or plunge to ocean depths to find and eliminate invasive species and to retrieve information for government, news or detective agencies. They can be nano-sized and purchased for under $50 or be as large as a 737 airliner and cost millions of dollars. As technology progresses, the applications for drone technology is as endless as it is controversial, and some 42 states including Hawaii have legislation pending to regulate drone use. If some key Hawaii lawmakers, military leaders and scientists get their way, Hawaii may well become one of six states selected by the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) to join a pilot project that integrates

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the use of drones and aircraft. Hawaii is competing with 50 other bids from 37 states and government officials here hope to team up with Alaska and Oregon to test drones in all climates and terrains. An announcement is expected by the federal agency that regulates American skies this December. Meanwhile, across the country, people continue to debate safety, liability, ethical and privacy issues surrounding drones.

DRONES OVER HAWAIIAN SKIES The U.S. Army 25th Infantry Division’s 2nd Stryker Brigade and its 3rd Infantry Brigade based at Schofield Barracks and Wheeler Air Force Base on Oahu incorporate about 120 drones into their surveillance and reconnaissance operations. The Hawaii Air Guard has another 24 drones that fly over

some of Hawaii’s key military bases. At a July 25 panel at the Plaza Club in Honolulu hosted by the Hawaii Venture Capital Association and Think Tech Hawaii, the state’s Adjunct General, Darryll Wong– who also heads the Hawaii Air Guard–emphasized how strictly drones are regulated here, even those being used by the military for intelligence gathering. The Hawaii Air Guard, which has 12 Raven drones that are hand-launched and another dozen Shadow drones that are carsized and launched off a rail, must apply a year ahead with the Hawaii National Guard to get approval to use the drones. While the military can use drones to spot enemy combatants and keep soldiers safe, or assist the government in assessing damage after natural disasters or eliminating invasive species, they also have endless scientific and commercial uses, Wong told the audience of about 200.

But Hawaii is currently stuck in a holding pattern. Technology has outpaced bureaucracy, Wong said, and he emphasized that the people who make laws and policy need to pass legislation that will catch up to technology.

HAWAII LEGISLATURE FAILS TO TACKLE ISSUE Many residents are skeptical of drones flying over Hawaiian skies because they’ve been used as a lethal weapon in war zones overseas. In addition, since drones can hold facial recognition software, thermal imaging cameras, microphones and license plate readers, there are privacy concerns from residents who don’t want drones spying on them or tracking their whereabouts. Senate Minority Leader Sam Slom, RHawaii Kai-Diamond Head, introduced Senate Bill 783 during the 2013 legislative session. Senators Russell Ruderman,

about privacy and limiting drone activity, others want drones incorporated into Hawaii’s airspace. Senate Public Safety and Military Affairs Chair Will Espero–who recently announced his intention to run for the 1st Congressional District seat in 2014 that’s currently held by Democrat Colleen Hanabusa–introduced a resolution in 2012 encouraging Hawaii to become a test site for unmanned aerial vehicles and drones. Espero said the commercial use of drones will help diversify and bring millions of dollars into Hawaii’s economy and create more high paying jobs. There are many benefits to drones, Espero said, including using them for search and rescue, emergency preparedness, fishing, fighting invasive species, atmospheric research and more. The biggest issue regarding the use of drones is safety, especially for air traffic and within populated areas, Espero said. Other resolutions that need to be reached include who the operators will be, what the rules will be and who will be in charge of enforcing them. Rep. Gene Ward, R-Hawaii Kai, said it would be “big time for Hawaii” if the FAA selects the 50th state as a test site for drones. Ward also believes commercial drone usage would bring millions of dollars into the Hawaii economy, especially if companies were offered incentivized

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D-Puna-Kau, and Malama Solomon, DHilo-Kona, co-signed it. The bill proposed to regulate drones, limit how the data that is gathered can be used and requires reporting by the military agencies annually as to the type of data collected and its disposition. But after being assigned to three committees including the transportation, public safety and judiciary committees, the bill failed to even get a hearing. “Technically this bill, which is still alive in the 2014 legislative session that begins in mid-January, creates a new chapter for unmanned aerial vehicles,” said Slom. “I am not into conspiracy theories or anything else, but because drones are proliferating and there are potentials for wrongdoing, there should be limitations and reporting on their use.” Slom said private commercial users have operated some form of drones for many years for information gathering such as real estate companies gathering external property information and photographs. The senators who supported the bill wanted a full discussion on the widespread and increasing use of government drones, both nationally and locally. “Hawaii prides itself on privacy and regulatory protections, and legislation regulating drone use should meet constitutional requirements,” Slom said. “The government’s primary responsibility is security, however security should not come at the expense of personal liberty or absence of constitutional limitations. As we have seen during this year, there has been a proliferation of government data gathering through many sources including drones and they have been the object of several controversial revelations including those of former Hawaii resident Edward Snowden.” Avi Soifer, a constitutional scholar and dean of the William S. Richardson School of Law at the University of Hawaii-Manoa who also spoke at the Think Tech event, said privacy is a major concern and an ongoing part of the debate. While there is no reference to privacy in the U.S. Constitution, Soifer noted that people cherish their privacy and even get upset by cameras mounted on traffic lights. While some lawmakers are concerned

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good looks. But we also need to rely on our intelligence. Drones could be a game changer for us.” Ted Ralston, an ex-aerospace industry executive who served on the July 25 Think Tech panel with Ward, agrees Hawaii’s economy could get a boost from a com-

“The government’s primary responsibility is security, however security should not come at the expense of personal liberty or absence of constitutional limitations.” - Senator Sam Slom tax credits and didn’t have to struggle through Hawaii’s notorious government bureaucracy that sometimes slows projects for years or stops them altogether. “Hawaii does not want to change anything,” Ward said, “we rely on our

mercial drone industry and investors who believe there is a path to profit. One important aspect is creating analytical software that can turn the data collected in to something useable, Ralston said. Ralston also stressed the importance of universities training the state’s work force and noted the supercomputer on Maui is a great asset. The industry needs to open a dialog with government, Ralston said, including the FAA, the agency he said that is two years late with issuing their drone use guidelines.

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The FAA strictly regulates the use of drones in Hawaii airspace, so much so that the Department of Transportation has been unable to get approval to fly a drone it purchased in 2010 for $75,000. The state Department wanted to fly the drone over Honolulu Harbor to protect the harbor from potential terrorist activity, but the FAA denied the request because of heavy air traffic in the area. The state did not check with the FAA about flying the drone until it received inquiries from the news website Hawaii Reporter in 2010 and again in January 2011.

The FAA then told the state the drone could not be deployed in the crowded airspace adjacent to Honolulu International Airport and Hickam Air Force Base. The drone had already been built, so the state had to accept it. Right now, the ill-planned purchase sits in the DOT Harbor headquarters as state officials ponder whether to sell the aging drone or continue to wait for FAA approval that may never come. Lt. Gen. Jeffrey A. Remington (Ret.), a three-star U.S. Air Force general who now works as an independent aviation consultant, wants to see the FAA take swift action to regulate drone use so they can proliferate here. Remington, who sat in the audience at the Think Tech event, said briefly after the panel spoke that drones are not the problem. He said unmanned vehicles are reliable, and will do exactly what they are programmed to do, flying as they are directed and landing within inches of where they are told to land.

DRONE ON? Hawaii consistent is rated lowest in the nation among states in terms of business and investment climate. That’s in part why so many individuals and organizations now are strongly lobbying for the local manufacture and use of drones in Hawaii as an economic stimulus. There is no question technology has outstripped government oversight nationally and locally. So the issue is whether a new economic engine be developed and allowed to proliferate while taking into consideration individual civil liberty concerns and typical bureaucracy by government or will this just be another example of a debate that drones on.

Malia Zimmerman is the editor of HawaiiReporter.com, an online news journal founded in 2002. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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’m kind of obsessed with Gannon’s right now. And not just with their new menu, which has quietly rolled out over the last couple of months–it’s the the whole package. The place has become a hotspot for nightlife in Wailea. Chef Bret Pafford shows great passion for fresh fish and all things made by hand. They recently won Best Restaurant with a View in our Best of Maui issue. And they have a fantastic happy hour, as well as breakfast, lunch and dinner. Gannon’s A Pacific View is the third in Chef Beverly Gannon’s empire of restaurants on Maui, joining Hali’imaile General Store and Joe’s Bar and Grill. Gannon, credited as one of the founding chefs of Hawaii Regional Cuisine,

is a big personality to work with. When Pafford came on board as Executive Chef for Gannon’s last September, I was excited to see what direction he would take with menu and restaurant. Pafford confessed to a bit of wanderlust in his past, but said his world travels have shaped his palate, mostly for fine tasting food. Little by little, he says, he’s created a menu that his kitchen can build from scratch. “I like to downplay my menu,” says Pafford. “The bleu cheese in the gratin is hand-smoked, and so is the prosciutto. At lunch, our French fries are handmade. I love the art of saucier and the sauces and soups reflect that. We are getting a lot done in our kitchen back there.” When I visited, I found the poke was succulent and a delicious starter. While it can be a simple dish, Pafford translated glorious cubes of ahi with cucumber, onion and avocado into a cultivated stack topped with tobiko micro greens.You scoop it all up with taro chips. Pafford’s personal menu favorites are the fresh fish dishes. The sashimi is raw bar at its finest–an icy platter displaying cross sections of sliced yellowtail and ahi, all garnished with three different honey yuzu dipping sauces.

“The fish is just so beautiful right now,” says Pafford. “I work personally with our fish purveyor to choose only the best cuts for our poke and sashimi. Those dishes are so elegant because the fish is pristine.” The miso-glazed walu on the pupu menu captured me as well. Imagine fat pieces of marinated walu grilled and then roosted on Gannon’s Asian slaw inside of a lettuce cup. I could eat it everyday. The restaurant opens at 8:30am for breakfast, with Benedicts, omelets, pancakes, fresh fruit on yogurt and bread pudding. The steak and eggs are made with filet, and the hash comes from short rib. The croissant sandwich is the size of a football (ok, maybe not, but the thing is huge). It’s a dream breakfast menu served from some of the best views in Wailea. You can literally choose what beach looks best for the day from up there. Lunch starts at 11am but the menu generously shares the the hours with a special brunch section that cherry picks from breakfast. Lunch is packed with comfort foods like steak frittes, Bev’s chili and cheese with corn chips, a Kobe burger and ribs borrowed from Hali’imaile. At lunch I Continued on page 15

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dressing up in retro outfits is strongly encouraged. What’s more, designated drivers can have soft drinks for free, and you can reserve VIP lounge areas, too. Kama’aina discounts at Gannon’s start at 5:30pm, and the deal is buy one entree, get a second one at half price. Gannon’s also recommends perusing their Facebook page (Facebook.com/gannonsrestaurant) for daily specials and updates. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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FRIDAY, AUG. 2 PACIFIC INK AND ART EXPO – Rooted in culture and tradition, tattoos take on a deep meaning here in Hawaii. Choosing the right artist can be difficult, but the 2nd Annual Pacific Ink and Tattoo Expo on Oahu this Friday through Sunday can definitely help. With 400 artists and 100 vendors, this event is the only one of its kind in the state. Artist and industry leaders from all over the world will gather for three nights of tattooing. The range of artists include traditional cultural practitioners to some of TV’s famous faces. The family-friendly event includes a keiki zone, live music, food court, special demonstrations and more. Neal S. Blaisdell Center (777 Ward Ave., Ho-

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back to bring you another episode of Friday festivities. ies. This Friday, Market Street will close for another evening g of live music acts, Exotic Eye Tattoo Finger Friday, Body ody Alive yoga specials, extended merchant hours and ono local grinds. The town party staples include the Beer Garden along with Kama‘aina Loan Cash for Gold livestreaming the evening. The event is free and family-friendly. ndly. Come on down for another town celebration! 6pm-9pm. 9pm.

FRIDAY, AUG. 2 ZEN ARCHERY WORKSHOP – Here’s a chance to learn the art of Zen Archery with Zen-master Rick Jyozen Beal and Bodhi Hanna. Jyozen will assist guests in the art of meditation with the goal of finding your center. Hanna has practiced in Germany, India and now Maui. Hanna has expertise in Zen Archery, Hara Breathing and Qi Gong. Prior to the two-day workshop will be a intro course in implementing Zen into your daily life on Friday at Lumeria Maui (6:30pm-8pm) for those interested. $70-$130. 10am-4pm. Jodo Mission (12 Ala Mo-

‘A FILM ABOUT A FORT’ – The Maui Arts and Cultural Cen-

ter will show A Film about a Fort this Friday. Follow Wes Bruce in his quest to build a large fort. Along the way he finds wonder, exploration and community. Filmmaker Bryan Bangerter takes the audience on the journey of the installation, reaction and effects on the community long after it’s gone. Stick around for a post Q&A with the artist and filmmaker. (Bruce will return Sept. 8-Nov. 2 as MACC’s first artist-in-residence. Free. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy MACC

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SATURDAY, AU AUG. 3 SUPPORT KID-RUN BUSINESSES – The Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center is featuring 10 kid-run business this Saturday for the annual Kids, Inc. Business Showcase. Some of Maui’s youngest young entrepreneurs, all between eight and 13, will be offering goods and services ranging from treats to themed photos. The finalists were chosen by popular vote and will be able to keep all baked treat made that day. The lineup includes Naughty and Nice Bakery, All About Monsters, BITE proceeds mad Sisters Cake Pop Shop, Pop Up Photo Booth, Mermaid Twin Co., Kai Nani Jewelry, ME! Sweet Si Mode, Cajudoy’s Creations, Cupcakes! and Na‘i’s Creative Mind. Be sure to come out and supDe La M port some of Maui’s youngest patrons. Free. 10am-2pm. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka’ahumanu po Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325, QueenKaahumanuCenter.com. Photo courtesy Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center

NIGHT RACE – Warm up your engines for yet another race at Paradise Speedway this Saturday. Cheer on as drivers (some behind the wheels of retired rental cars) race around the dirt track under the stars. You must be a registered member to participate in races. Whether you enjoy a seat behind the drivers wheel or as a spectator, the show will rev your engine. (Note: drivers’ pit area a is closed to spectators.) Adults $10, Kids 6-12 $2, under 5 Free. e. Spectator Gate 3:30pm. Time Traials 6:15pm. (Main Event to Follow.) Maui Paradise Speedway, Paradisespeedwaymaui.com. Photo: Christopher Forster/Wikimedia Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, AUG. 4 SU KRAIG VICKERS RUN – The second annual Kraig Vickers 5K and 3K pays tribute to the fallen Maui serviceman and his unit’s sacrifice during the Iraq war. This Sunday, all are invited to participate in the walk/run that will begin and end at the Kanaha Beach Park entrance. A post-race celebration will include snacks, door prizes and entertainment. Rally around those who have served and continue to serve our nation. If you register prior to race day, enjoy a $5 savings. $35 Adults, $30 Military & VIRR and $20 Youth 12

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7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, A&B Amphitheater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2427469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy MACC

Wind & Fire is coming to the MACC. They’ve won the Grammy, a spot in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and a NAACP Lifetime Achievement Award. Blending R&B, soul, funk, disco, jazz and funk, EWF’s hits like “Boogie Wonderland,” “Shining Star” and “Reasons.” This Sunday, Verdine White, Philip Bailey and Ralph Johnson will serenade Maui in what should be an unforgettable evening. $65-$129.

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MONDAY, AUG. 5 MAUI PRANKSTERS – Join the Maui Pranksters in their tribute to Jerry Garcia this Sunday. The third annual “The Days Between” concert will consist of music from The Grateful Dead and The Jerry Garcia Band. The Maui based-group plays a blend of psychedelic and jam rock, and have performed at the Legend Valley Music Center while still calling the Northshore home. $10. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy, Paia), Charleysmaui.com. Photo courtesy Facebook

HIROSHIMA/NAGASAKI REMEMBRANCE – On Monday, Maui Peace Action is presenting Jim Albertini, the keynote speaker at the annual Hiroshima and Nagasaki Remembrance. Albertini, a founding member of Malu ‘Aina Center for Nonviolent Education and author, has been a long-time non-violence activist. He will share his insight in a talk titled “Hiroshima, Fukushima, and the Global Crisis of Violence-Where do we go from here?” In 2012, Albertini and Malu ‘Aina Center received an IAH award for non-violent civic contribution. Prior to his speech will be a demonstration in origami crane making (5:30pm). Maui Taiko will perform and refreshments will follow the program. Free. 6pm. UH Maui College, Pilina Multi-Purpose Room (310 W Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Mauipeace.org. Photo: FEMA Photo Library/Wikimedia Commons

MONDAY, AUG. 5 STAR GAZING CRUISE – Here’s a chance to glide across the Pacific and lose yourself in the night sky. It’s Pacific Whale Foundation’s Stargazing Cruise, in which guests will experience astronomy writer Harriet Witt’s always entertaining talks about the distant stars. Witt has been featured in Sky & Telescope and Spirit of Aloha. The cruise includes juices and sodas, three alcoholic beverages (21+) and pupus. Book online today and save 10 percent. Pacific Whale Foundation Members save 20 percent. Check in 45 minutes prior to departure. $39.95- $59.95. 8pm-10pm. Pacific

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WEDNESDAY, WE W ED DN NE ES S DA AUG. 7 AMBROSIA MOVIE NIGHT – August is Early Tim Burton month at Ambrosia, and they’re starting things off with the 1985 film Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. Munch on free popcorn and take advantage of the Happy Hour prices until 9pm. No cover. 7:30pm-9:30pm.

DENNIS KAMAKAHI – Slack key master and songwriter Dennis Kamakahi will grace the George Kahumoku Slack Key Show stage this Wednesday. A multiple Grammy & Na Hoku Hanohano winner and Hawaiian Music Hall of Fame inductee, Kamakahi has written more than 500 songs. As a member of the Sons of Hawaii, Kamakahi became one of Hawaii’s most prolific Hawaiian language songwriters, but he’s also an equally successful solo artist.

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rive at this approach. Movies as old as Where the Boys Are, which was made in 1960 and remade in 1984, were both noteworthy entries of “Girls, let’s go get some action” cinema. Bridesmaids was both hilarious and stunningly raunchy, providing proof positive that some of our sharpest comedic performers and their audiences were women. On the one hand, it should never come to anyone’s surprise that women can make and enjoy crude comedies about the pursuit of sexual fulfillment. The problem with this latest one is that it aims to be the female American Pie and winds up Van Wilder for girls. The premise itself is offensive, even as it thinks it’s being empowered: ladies, lose your virginity and become sexual animals for men, right now! Great. Gloria Steinem and I will roll our eyes in unison. Of course, it helps a lot that this is a comedy. If only it were a better one. Plaza, a scene stealer on TV’s Parks and Recreation, is funny but overly self-conscious and so is her movie. There are some good laughs but most of the time, it rehashes gags that are as old as Porky’s . Too many scenes undermine the feminist take on sexual empowerment. Sure, Brandy is a one-woman

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sexual revolution but why have her eat excrement (especially since it was done funnier 10 years ago in American Wedding?). Why have her lose her bra at an outdoor pool and be endlessly ridiculed? Even Jason Biggs was never mocked so viciously during his erogenous pursuits. The many familiar faces in the cast can’t save the movie. Instead of comic secret weapons like Andy Samberg and Bill Hader (whose wife wrote and directed the movie) stepping up and really giving the movie some juice, they merely give their clichéd, cardboard thin roles as much mileage as possible, then vanish from the mind once their scene ends. Great teen comedies are typically stolen by an overprotective Dad, as evidenced in Clueless, 10 Things I Hate About You and Valley

Girl. Here, Clark Gregg, Agent Coulson in the Marvel franchise movies, scores big laughs as “Judge Clark.” His straight arrow dad wouldn’t be out of place in the 1950s and his too brief scenes are as good as this gets. But Bilson has never made this strong an impression and is a great foil for Plaza. The overpraised but still sharper Easy A handled this kind of plot better, but without gross-out visuals and non-stop vulgarity. I’ve always liked R-rated teen comedies, whether it’s Revenge of the Nerds or the potently crude Weird Science. The best examples of this genre have a charm and even a surprising sweetness to them. Not this one. The To Do List demonstrates how degrading one’s self in a sex romp can be an equal opportunity mistake.■

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2:00, 4:40, 7:15, 9:35 Red 2-PG13-FRI-WED 11:15, 1:50, 4:25,

7:00, 9:30 The Conjuring-R-FRI-WED 12:00, 2:35,

5:10, 7:45, 10:20 The Wolverine-PG13-FRI-WED 10:30, 11:30, 2:20, 4:10, 5:10, 8:00, 9:50, 10:50 The Wolverine 3D-PG13-FRI-WED 1:20, 7:00 MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

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2:35, 4:05, 5:05, 7:05, 7:35, 9:35, 10:05. Fruitvale Station-R-THU 12:55, 3:00, 5:05, 7:10, 9:15. FRI-WED 12:50, 3:00, 5:10, 7:25, 9:55. Pacific Rim-PG13-THU 12:30, 3:30, 6:40, 9:30. FRI-WED 12:25, 3:25, 6:45, 9:45. Pacific Rim 3D-PG13-THU 4:10, 10:00 R.I.P.D.-PG13-THU 12:05, 2:20, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25. FRI-WED 12:15, 2:40, 5:00, 7:20, 9:50. The Heat-R-THU 12:25, 3:15, 6;25, 9:05. FRI-WED 12:40, 3:20, 6:30, 9:30. The Lone Ranger-PG13-THU 12:15, 3:20, 6:30, 9:35. FRI-WED 3:30, 9:20. The Smurfs 2-G-TH-WED 12:00, 2:25, 2:55, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40 The Smurfs 2 3D-G-THU-WED 12:30, 5:20, 7:45, 10:10 The To Do List-R-THU 12:00, 2:40, 5:00,

7:20, 9:45. FRI-WED 1:10, 6:55. The Way, Way Back-PG13-THU 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. FRI-WED 12:20, 2:45, 5:15, 7:40, 10:00. Turbo-PG-THU-WED 12:10, 4:45, 7:00, 9:15 Turbo 3D-PG-TH-WED 2:30 World War Z-PG13-THU 1:30, 7:00. FRIWED 12:35, 3:15, 6:25, 9:10. WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Despicable Me 2-PG-THU-WED 1:00, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30 The Smurfs 2-G-THU-WED 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 9:45 The Wolverine-PG13-THU-WED 12:45, 4:00, 7:15, 10:30

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NEW THIS WEEK 2 GUNS - R - Action/Comedy - An undercover DEA agent and naval intelligence officer unwittingly join forces after failing to infiltrate a drug cartel. Stars Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. 109 min.

FRUITVALE STATION - R - Biography/Drama - A true look at a 22-year-old Bay Area guy who meets a variety of people on the last day of 2008. 90 min. GROWN UPS 2 - PG-13 - Comedy - Life gets crazy for Lenny (Adam Sandler) when he moves his family to his old home town. 101 min.

THE SMURFS 2 - G - Animation - Gargamel (voiced by Hank Azaria) captures Smurfette (Katy Perry) so he can start turning Naughties into Smurfs. 105 min.

THE HEAT - R - Action/Comedy - A friendless FBI agent (Sandra Bullock) gets partnered with a friendless Boston cop (Melissa McCarthy). 117 min.

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PACIFIC RIM - PG-13 - Action/Sci-fi - Earth builds giant robots to battle invaders from outer space. 131 min.

THE CONJURING - R - Horror - A husband and wife team of paranormal investigators try to help a family whose farmhouse seems to be possessed by a “dark presence” that’s may even be more evil than the bank holding their mortgage. 112 min. DESPICABLE ME 2 - PG - Animation - Super villain Gru (Steve Carell) goes to work for the Anti-Villain League to fight a super-super criminal. 98 min.

R.I.P.D - PG-13 - Action/Comedy/Sci-Fi - A recently murdered cop joins an undead police force so he can find his killer. Stars Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds. 96 min. RED 2 - PG-13 - Action/Comedy - A team of retired CIA officers (Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, et al) try to find a portable nuclear bomb that’s gone missing. 116 min. THE TO DO LIST - R - Romance/Comedy - A

teen under pressure to have sex before she goes to college comes up with a list of things she wants to do. See this week’s film critique. 103 min. TURBO - PG - Animation - An accident gives a garden snail his big chance to win the Indy 500. 96 min. THE WAY, WAY BACK - PG-13 - Comedy/ Drama - Teen Duncan has a tough family vacation, but makes friends with the Water Wizz water park manager. 103 min. THE WOLVERINE - PG-13 - Action/Comic - Wolverine goes to Japan, where he faces a particularly dangerous foe as well as his own inner demons. 126 min.

LAST CHANCE THE LONE RANGER - PG13 - Action - Tonto (Johnny Depp) tells the story of how John Reid (Armie Hammer) became the famous masked lawman. 149 min. WORLD WAR Z - PG-13 - Action/Horror - Zombies are loose around the world, and only Brad Pitt (playing some UN guy) can stop them. 110 min.

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trées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes at downtoearth.org. Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-8772661; downtoearth.org

rne, Owen Benjamin, Roy Wood Jr. and Ahmed Ahmed. These headliners have graced the stages of The Tonight Show, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Comedy Central and Conan. $29/$39. 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

EARTH WIND & FIRE - Sun, Aug 4. The elements come together once again! The MACC present Earth, Wind and Fire, bringing new and classic music from their latest album, Now, Then and Forever. For more than 40 years they have been performing original soul-funkjazz sounds for sold-out audiences around the world. 7pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

THIRSTY THURSDAY - Thu, Aug 1. Botero Bar wants to quench your thirst for something new with their weekly tastings. This month features Tito’s Handmade Vodka. Sample three mixed Tito drinks with pupus while listening to live entertainment. If you’re still hungry, get 20 percent off food from the bistro during the tasting. $20. 6-9pm. Botero Bar & Lounge, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; grandwailea.com/resort-dining

AUGIE T’S SUMMER OF LOL - Thu, Aug 29 & Sep 27. Hawaiian comedian Augie T brings his popular local humor to Maui’s stage. $20/ $35 meet-and-greet. 7:30-10pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

SUPPER CLUB WITH ANUHEA - Fri, Aug 2. $30 show at 7:30pm, $60 dinner & show at 6pm. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

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‘BENISE’ - Sat-Wed. Benise, a new Musical event comes to the Maui Theater. Benise, Emmy winning musician, will wow audiences with Apanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing. $14.99-$79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808661-9913; mauitheatre.com ‘RENT’ - Daily. Living for today, eight friends fall in love, find their voice and struggle as artists in East Village, New York City. Experience the journey as they share a message of hope and humanity. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama’aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com YOU GOT IT! - Fri-Sun & Wed. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event, ‘You Got It!’ Starring award winning artist John Stephan. ‘You Got It!’ pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125 / ka’amaina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com

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NATIONAL IPA DAY - Thu, Aug 1. Maui Brewing Co. celebrates IPA (India Pale Ales) with 4 house-crafted IPA brews and a traditional english cask called firkin. Enjoy rare IPAs all day long. Free. 11am-10pm. Maui Brewing Co., Kahana Gateway Center, (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; mauibrewingco.com TURKEY TUESDAYS - Tue, Aug 6. It’s time for a picnic. Purchase a pound of in-house roasted turkey from the Whole Foods Speciality Team and get a half pound of cheese to pair with it for free. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui HULA GRILL’S CHEF TASTING MENU TO BENEFIT HILT - Daily. Hula Grill announced it will donate a portion of the proceeds from its Chef’s Tasting Menu to the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust as part of its Legacy of Aloha Program. The three-course menu is offered daily 4:45-5:45pm and all evening at the Chef’s Counter. $25.95. Hula Grill, Whaler’s Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-6676636; hulagrillkaanapali.com VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Aug 1. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious en-

PIZZA PARTY WEEKEND - Sun & Sat. Pizza takes the spotlight every weekend at Whole Foods. Every Saturday enjoy $10 whole pizzas, Sundays buy a Take & Bake Pizza and get the second one for free! Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

CROSBY AND NASH - Thu, Aug 29. The MACC welcomes David Crosby and Graham Nash for one night only of unforgettable folk rock sounds and strong vocal harmonies. The two legendary members of the rock supergroup, Crosby, Stills and Nash make their way to Maui to bring back original songs like “The Cost of Freedom,” “You Don’t Have to Go” and “Teach Your Children.” 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Aug 4. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first come, first served and does sell out. Kama’aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

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MOUTH WATERING MONDAYS - Mon, Aug 5. Try free samples of what’s in season, new or has got them excited each week. Free. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

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‘RENT’ - Daily. Living for today, eight friends fall in love, find their voice and struggle as artists in East Village, New York City. Experience the journey as they share a message of hope and humanity. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com OAHU PACIFIC INK AND ART EXPO - Fri, Aug 2. Join more than 20,000 ink and art lovers at Hawaii’s first and only tattoo expo. Celebrity artist, cultural tapping art, music, car and bike show, vendors, food and contest make this an art event you don’t want to miss. $45+. Blaisdell Exhibition Hall, (777 Ward Ave., Honolulu); 808-768-5400; pacificinkandartexpo.com SEABURY HALL HOST EBB AND FLOW ARTS FREE MUSICAL CONCERT - Sat, Aug 10. Seabury Hall Performing Arts Studio presents Ebb and Flow Arts modern music and multimedia event. Chamber music from San Francisco will feature sounds from cello, violin and violas. 7:30pm Seabury Hall, (480 Olinda, Makawao); 808-876-1854; ebbandflowarts.org ‘LES MISÉRABLES’ - Aug 16-25. Fri-Sun. Les Misérables will be performed for the first time ever live on Maui with a cast of 80 performers and a 25-piece live orchestra. Based on Victor Hugo’s grand tale of love and redemption, the epic musical has thrilled audiences around the world for nearly three decades. Produced by MAPA, the production features former Maui resident and international opera singer James Price as the ex-convict Jean Valjean. $15-$65 (plus facility fees). 7:30-10:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center Castle Theater, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org NATHAN AWEAU AND JEFF PETERSON Sat, Aug 17. $30 show at 7:30pm, $60 dinner & show at 6pm. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com LOL WITH SULLIVAN AND SON - Sat, Aug 24. Laugh with the comedy quartet, Steve By-

NA KOA IKAIKA VS HAWAII STARS - ThurSun. This week join Maui’s own professional baseball team, Na Koa Ikaika, batting against team Hawaii Stars Hilo. For tickets call or go online. 5:30pm. Ichiro “Iron” Maehara Stadium, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku)

THURSDAY, AUG 1 MACY’S SHOP FOR A CAUSE- HABITAT FOR HUMANITY - Daily. Purchase a $5 savings pass at Habitat for Humanity now through August. This stellar savings pass will benefit Habitat for Humanity and give you 25 percent off merchandise and 10 percent off electronics and home goods when you shop on Aug. 24. 8:30am-4:30pm. Habitat for Humanity, (970 Lower Main St., Wailuku); 808-986-8050; habitat-maui.org/restore.shtml CLIFF DIVERS - Daily.Experience the thrill with your feet firmly on the ground! Watch experienced cliff divers take the plunge off Ka’anapali’s famous Black Rock. Free. 6-8pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031 POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Daily. Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com BINGO SUNDAY AT MAUI MALL - Free community Bingo hour. 12-1pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

FRIDAY, AUG 2 ‘A FILM ABOUT A FORT’ - This documentary story of a family and a fort is told by award winning filmmaker Bryan Bangerter and artist Wes Bruce. Talk story with Bryan and Wes after the film and don’t forget to bring strings of lights, old photos and slides to be a part of the artist’s interactive installation, Taken By Wonder, opening in September. Free. 6pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 FINS & FLIPPERS TOUR - Fri & Tues. Take a closer look at sharks and sea turtles on this exclusive behind-the-scenes encounter. Tours are guided by a knowledgeable Ocean Naturalist and include the chance to observe supervised feeds at Hammerhead Harbor and Turtle Lagoon. $10 plus admission per guest. Space is limited, call for reservations. 11:30am. Maui

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Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

Digiluxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

Get Your Sexy On with DJ LaRage 10pm; no cover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Adam Masterson 7:30pm; no cover

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

DJ Blast & That Chilltown Sound 9:45pm; $5 cover

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after

Maui Blues & Co. 6:30p; no cover

DJ Blast 10pm; $5 cover

Maui Pranksters 9:30pm; $10 cover

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE Howard Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm / WED Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Will Hartztag & TOLO 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Crunch Pups 9pm; no cover

DJ Emit 9pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli, 6pm

MON - Rayel’s Mix/ TUE - Pool League, 6pm WED - House Music, 9pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 9pm; no cover

Jordan 6pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6pm; no cover

MON - Ryan Robinson, 10pm / TUE - Big John, 10pm / WED - Live Music

Randall Rospond 6:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; no cover

Alapa Drive 6:30pm; no cover

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Ka‘ale 9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke 8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pmclose / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover

ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET CRUISE Dance to local island and Reggae music by Mary Dread aboard a sunset cruise. Appetizers and drinks included. 5pm. Pacific Whale Foundation, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808-2498977; pacificwhale.org WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Join the street party and experience local entertainment, food, sidewalk vendors and more! This month watch the fifth annual Breakdancing Competition, live music by I Want Candy, Joel Katz and street magic with Brenton Keith. Free yoga at Body Alive, Big Brother, Big Sister shoe drive and a Beer and Wine Garden benefiting Ku’u A’O. Free. 5pm. (Market Street and Main Street, Wailuku) EXHALE! - Free yoga with Megan (4:45-6pm), $25 Finger Friday tattoo special (10am-7pm, must book ahead), interactive art by RachelG and refreshments by Rosie from doTerra. Free. 6-9pm. Body Alive Yoga & Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., 2nd Floor, Wailuku); 808-3591060; bodyaliveyoga.com OBON FESTIVAL - This summer, join the Japanese celebration honoring ancestors. This festival brings you spiritual services, music, dancing, vendors and more. Free. 6:30-10pm. Makawao Hongwanji Mission, (1074 Makawao Ave); 808-579-8051

SATURDAY, AUG 3 IAO CHURCH FUNDRAISER - Join the festivities at the Iao Church of Christ bazaar. Food, drinks and a rummage sale will support a good cause. Free. Iao Church of Christ, (2317 Vine-

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Dave Carroll, 7:30pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30pm/ WED - Justin Phillips, 7:30pm

TOLO 9:30pm; no cover

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partnership with Hawai’i on TV, each Friday a different musical style is featured by local artists. Experience Maui at its best! Free. 11:30am-1:30pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze 10pm; no cover

HARD ROCK CAFE Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-2707088; mauioceancenter.com

TUES- DJ TRVR, 10pm; WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

DJ PlaywFire Ono 9pm; no cover

Live Music 7:30-10pm; no cover

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WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

yard St., Wailuku) STOCK CAR RACES - Ready your engines for a night of dangerous speeds, competitive racers and family fun! Watch local stock cars take on the track and race for the win. $10 adult/ $2 kids 6-12 yrs./ under 5 free. 6:30pm. Paradise Speedway Maui, (Mokulele Hwy., Pu‘unene); paradisespeedwaymaui.com HOLOKAI CLUB - This free kid’s club on the first Saturday of each month is an organized arts and crafts event created for families with children in kindergarten through fifth grade. February’s craft is flower pens. Free. 10am12pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call. 10am-4pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-446-4126; hawaiianimalrescue.org HAIKU PSYCHIC FAIR & ART SHOW - An art show and fair featuring angel and tarot readers, Reiki, works by local artists, and Aura photography with interpretive readings of what the colors represent and more. Free. Special rates on services. 11am-4pm. Lotus Heart Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220; lotusheartmaui.com YO-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Free. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com MAUI CLASSIC CRUISERS CAR SHOW Every month, the classic cars of Maui meet up at Azeka Mauka in Kihei to show off original hot rods, custom paint jobs and pristine rebuilds. Grab a burger at Peggy Sue’s and bring or browse classic art on wheels. Free. 6pm. Peggy Sue’s, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); mauicarshows.com 80’S IN WALEA SUMMER DANCE PARTY - Party, dance and win prizes at this summer’s

late night dance events, the first Saturday of every month. DJ LX and Jay J will keep the night moving with beats and drinks. Stuck as the DD? Enjoy free non-alcoholic drinks, a perk for being responsible. $10/ no cover if dining at last 8pm seating. 9pm-1am. Gannon’s A Pacific View Restaurant, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808875-8080; gannonsrestaurant.com

SUNDAY, AUG 4 VICKERS HONORARY 3K WALK/5K RUN Join the Run/Walk held in honor of the late Kraig M.K. Vickers who was killed in action in Afghanistan during Operation Enduring Freedom. All registrants will receive a free T-shirt and enjoy post-race entertainment, breakfast and awards for top three finishers in each category. 6am. Kanaha Beach Park, (Amala Place, Kahului); mauirunner.com FAMILY MAGIC - All-ages comedy and magic with Lauro Castillio. Free. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com LINE DANCING MAUI PANIOLO POSSE - Free. 4:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

Free. 5:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, AUG 7 HANGIN’ WITH HONU - Hang out with a Hawaiian green sea turtle and talk story with the special guest speaker at Turtle Lagoon. Admission $20+. 11am-2pm. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.; 808-270-7000); mauioceancenter.com RED CARPET MOVIE NIGHT “PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURES” - It’s “Early Tim Burton Movie Month” at Ambrosia, which means Pee Wee Herman starts things off. Free popcorn. No Cover. 7:30pm. Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; ambrosiamaui.com WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free / @ShopsAtWailea on Twitter. 6:30-8pm. The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com

MONDAY, AUG 5 STARGAZING CRUISE - Set sail on an ocean cruise and take advantage of the new moon when stars and planets are most visible. Awardwinning astronomy writer Harriet Witt will lead the stargazing session. Pupus and drinks included. Call for prices. Pacific Whale Foundation, (Lahaina Harbor, Lahaina); 808-249-8811; pacificwhale.org

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Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

Mel Arausa 7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

WED - Karaoke Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

MON - Mark Smeltzer/ TUE- Cole Sulenta WED - Tracy Stiles, all 7pm; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

MON- Open Mic WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’ 8:15-10:15; no cover

Nuff Sedd 9pm; no cover

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (no covers)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - NOA ZEB, 10:30pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10 pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7:30-10 pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7:30-10 pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10 pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10 pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30 pm; Fri, Live Music 7:30-10 pm (672 Front St., Lahaina), 808-667-0988. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10 pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10 pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10 pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10 pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10 pm (811 Front St., Lahaina), 808-661-4855. COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:3010 pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10 pm; Thu, Will Hartzag & TOLO 7:30-10 pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10 pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:3010 pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7:30-10 pm; Mon, Peter D 7:30-10 pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10 pm Wharf Cinema Center, (658 Front St., Lahaina), 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30 pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30 pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5 pm; Wed, Michael & Greig 6-8:30 pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30 pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5 pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30 pm; Sat, Tim 3-5 pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30 pm; Sun, Dani Barerra 3-5 pm; Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5 pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5 pm (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina), 808-662-2900. FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30 pm (1450 Front St., Lahaina), 808-661-0937. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Sat, Live Music 6:30-10:30 pm; Sun, Avi & Indio 6:309 pm; Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9 pm (744 Front St., Lahaina), 808-669-6425. HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9 pm 900 Front St., Lahaina, 808-667-7400. HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30 pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5 pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4 pm; Tue, Wili

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Josh 9pm; no cover

DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze 10pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

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Matt Cline 6:30pm; no cover

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Pohaku 6:30 pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11 a.m.; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30 pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4 pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30 pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30 pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4 pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30 pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30 pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4 pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Albert Kaina 6:30 pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30 pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30 pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30 pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30 pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30 pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4 pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30 pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11 a.m. Whaler’s Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P), 808-667-6636. JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY Wed, Josh Sumbicay 6:30-8:30 pm; Thu, MondoKane 6:30-8:30 pm; Fri, Lydia and Nino 6:30-8:30 pm; Sat, Kahala Greig 6:30-8:30 pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30 pm; Mon, Margie Heart 6:30-8:30 pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30 pm (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali), 808-661-1234. JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7 pm; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7 pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7 pm; Mon, Mark Smeltzer 7 pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7 pm (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai), 808-667-0787. KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30 pm; Sat, 1810 8-10 pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8 pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30 pm (845 Front St., Lahaina), 808-661-4811. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30 pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30 pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30 pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30 pm (730 Front St., Lahaina), 808-661-0700. LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9 pm (843 Wainee St Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina), 808-667-6655. LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wil-

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son 3-5 pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5 pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5 pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5 pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5 pm Whaler’s Village, (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J), 808-661-4495. LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30 pm (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali), 808-667-1200. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL Thu, Far West Rock Trio 6-9 pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9 pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina), 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30 pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:30-8:30 pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30 pm (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua), 808-669-6400. OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7 pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7 pm (6 Ka’i Ala D., Ka‘anapali), 808-667-3200. PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8 pm (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali), 8088-667-3200. PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Gretchen 6-9 pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9 pm; Fri, Gretchen 6-9 pm; Sat, Justin 6-9 pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9 pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9 pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9 pm (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.), 808-662-3700. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10 pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10 pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10 pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9 pm (200 Kapalua Dr.), 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9 pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9 pm (658 Wharf St., Lahaina), 808661-8881. RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6 pm (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina), 808-669-8889. RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9 pm (900 Front St., Lahaina), 808-661-8815.

BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9 pm; Every Sun & Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9 pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9 pm (5900 Lower Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili), 808-669-1500.

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PARADISE GRILL 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700

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Club Night w/ DJ Ron 10pm-1:30am

Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

MON - Big John / TUE - Industry Night / WED - Paradise w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm; no cover

Harry Troupe 6-9pm; no cover

Salsa Dance Party w/ Rafael, 10pm, $5 cover

Justin 6-9pm; no cover

Hawaiian Music w/ Deeson, 6-9pm; no cover

MON - Marvin Taraga, 6-9pm / TUE - Johnny Ringo, 6-9pm / WED - Gretchen, 6-9pm

RB STEAKHOUSE

WED - Open Mic Night, 9:30pm; no cover

4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina - 669-8889

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Live Music 10pm; no cover

Island Thursday w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; no cover

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover

DJ LX 10pm-close; no cover

Rob+Ron=R2 9pm-midnight; no cover

Natalie 9pm-midnight; no cover

Gina Martinelli Band 7pm; no cover

Andy Kaina & the Kaina Country Band 8:30pm; no cover

Live Music 8:30pm; no cover

Ah-Tim 4pm; no cover

Anuhea 6pm; $30/$60

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Jamie Gallo & Simply Twisted 9pm-1am; $4 cover

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

SHERATON MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Daily, Live Dinner Music at The Cliff Dive Bar 6:30-8:30 pm (2605 Kaanapali Pkwy.), 808-661-0031. THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:30-8 pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:308 pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8 pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8 pm (2605 Ka’anapali Pkwy.), 808-662-8025. UMALU - Fri, Craig Soderberg 6-8 pm; Sat, Kawika LumHo 6-8 pm; Thu, Josh Sumbicay 6-8 pm (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali), 808-661-1234. WHALERS VILLAGE - Fri, Barefoot Minded 6-8 pm (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.), 808-661-4567.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Mon, Kanoa & Jessica Rabbitt 7 pm; Thu, Jamie Gallo 7 pm (1913 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-891-1011. BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8 pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8 pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8 pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8 pm (300 Ma‘alaea Rd. #1M), 808-243-2286. CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10 pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10 pm (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei), 808-879-2224. DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6 pm; Sat, Annie and the Orfinz 6 pm (1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314), 808-874-9299. DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6 pm; Sat, Jordan T. 6 pm (1913 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-875-9669. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8 pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8 pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8 pm 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, 808-891-8010. JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7 pm (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei), 808-875-9464. KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9 pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9 pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9 pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9 pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9 pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9 pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9

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MON - DJ Big Mike / TUE - DJ Salvo / WED Ladies Night w/ DJ Decka (all sets 10pm)

Karaoke 4pm; no cover

MON - Mahalo Monday / WED - Karaoke Party/Free Pool, 8:30pm TUES- Kimo, 4pm-6pm; no cover WED - Randall Rospond, 4pm-6pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Salsa Night w/ Ernesto and Barbara, 8pm

WED - Blues with The House Shakers, 8:30pm; no cover

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Party Rock Krew 10pm; no cover

Free Karaoke 9pm; no cover

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pm (2259 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-891-8860. KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Sun, Softer Side of Soul with Omar and Friends 4-7 pm (550 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei), 808-633-4220. MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30 pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30 pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30 pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30 pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30 pm (5400 Makena Alanui), 808-875-5888. MAUI COAST HOTEL - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9 pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9 pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9 pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9 pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9 pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9 pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9 pm (2259 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-874-6284. MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 7-9 pm; Wed, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6 pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9 pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6 pm; Thu, Tom & Mark 7-9 pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6 pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30 pm; Fri, Alika 7-9 pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6 pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9 pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 4-6 pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9 pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6 pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9 pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6 pm (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201), 808-891-2322. MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Joel Katz 5:30 pm-6:30 a.m.; Wed, Willie K. Dinner & Show 7-9 pm; Thu, Murray Thorne 6-8 pm; Fri, Matt Cline 6:30-8:30 pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen 6-8:30 pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Allison Jackson 6:30-9:30 pm; Mon, The Makai Jazz Group 6:30-8:30 pm; Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks 7-9 pm (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea), 808-874-1131. PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30 pm (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza), 808-879-7177. SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6 pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6 pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6 pm Kihei Kalama Village, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-874-6444. STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Ro-

spond 4-6 pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6 pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6 pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6 pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6 pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6 pm; Tue, Kimo 4-6 pm (1279 S. Kihei Rd., # 201), 808-874-3779. TAQUERIA CRUZ - Wed, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30 pm; Thu, Open Mic Night w/ Artie Parti 6:30-8:30 pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30 pm; Sat, Joshua on Maui 6:30-8:30 pm; Mon, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30 pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30 pm (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112), 808-875-2910. THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8 pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8 pm Wailea Golf Club House, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.) 808-875-8080. THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Wed, Blues with the House Shakers 8:30-10:30 pm (1945 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-879-3133. TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30 pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30 pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30 pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9:30 pm (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.), 808-875-9983.

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON Wed, Evan Dove & Friends 6:30-8:30 pm; Thu, Blues with Mark Johnstone and Lenny Castellanos 6:30-8:30 pm; Mon, Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10 pm; Tue, Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30 pm (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), 808-579-8085. FLATBREAD COMPANY - Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8 pm (89 Hana Hwy., Paia), 808-579-8989. HANA HOU CAFE - Thu, Ulumalu Jazz Trio 6-9 pm; Fri, Steve Sargenti and Swiss 6-9 pm; Sat, Tradwinds 6-9 pm; Mon, Hula Honeys 6-9 pm; Wed, Betz and Adam with Vince Esquire 6:309 pm (810 Haiku Rd.), 808-575-2661. MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Thu, Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30-8:30 pm; Tue, Richard Dancil Hawaiian Music 6-8 pm (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia), 808-579-9999. NORTHSHORE CAFE - Fri, Makana 7-9 pm; Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9 pm (824 Kokomo Rd., Haiku), 808-575-2770. PAIA BAY CAFE - Sun, Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz 9-11 a.m. (43 Hana Hwy., Paia), 808-579-3111.

CENTRAL MAUI CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8 pm; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8 pm (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului), 808-877-0073. MAIN STREET BISTRO - Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom 6:30-9:30 pm (2051 Main St., Wailuku), 808-244-6816.

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