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1. On Oct. 14, Honolulu Civil Beat re- 3. On Oct. 11, Acting Governor Shan ported on its attempts to request Governor Neil Abercrombie’s travel records and expense reports dating back to Dec. 6, 2010, the day he became governor. According to the story, how much did the governor’s office say they would charge Civil Beat for the records? A. $1.01 B. $10.16 C. $101.60 D. $1,016.00 E. They refused to release the records for any dollar amount.

Tsutsui announced that the state was releasing $4.7 million in bonds to help pay for a new Central Maui Regional Park. The park, which an Oct. 11 state press release says will “encompass up to 65 acres,” will be part of the new Wai‘ale community in the Wailuku/Waikapu area. Who is developing Wai‘ale? A. Maui Land & Pineapple Co. B. Alexander & Baldwin C. Dowling Co. D. Maui Lani Partners E. Stanford Carr

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and thanked residents for their patience.” So Volner “apologizes” and “thanked” us all for our patience in dealing with the garbage that his company dumps on our property. No word on providing any financial compensation for residents who have to deal with the fallout from his burns, but given the history of sugar plantations in Hawaii, that shouldn’t surprise anyone.

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HC&S BURNS SUGAR, RESIDENTS AND ITS OWN MILL Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar (HC&S) seems to be taking the term “Burn Season” way too literally. Yeah, the old mill in Pu‘unene suffered a fire on Saturday. According to the Oct. 13 Maui News, the “accidental” fire occurred on a conveyor belt, causing an estimated $13,000 in damages. That would be bad enough, but a few inches to the right of the Maui News photos of fire trucks at the mill was a small blurb on more rotten news for the company concerning its policy of burning sugar cane in the 37,000 acres of fields it owns. As everyone in Central, Upcountry and South Maui is aware, this means residents get to wake up to hazy, smoky skies and lots of black ash (“Maui Snow”) littering decks, driveways and cars. But apparently, sugar cane burns last week caused so much ash that HC&S was moved to apologize to residents. “General Manager Rick Volner said windy conditions that are good for harvesting resulted in heavier ash fallout,” The Maui News reported on Oct. 13. “Volner said the company apologizes for any inconvenience

Football is a major part of life in America, and especially here in Hawaii. Our state lacks pro teams in any of the major leagues, so the University of Hawaii provides sports/entertainment uniting threads that help bind our islands together. Here on Maui, high school football carries the same near-mythic importance as that of just about all the other small towns on the Mainland. That’s why it was especially jarring to see Frontline’s latest documentary, titled “League of Denial.” For nearly two hours,

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For the last 15 years, Oceanic Time Warner Cable has been Maui County’s sole cable TV provider. And it’s been pretty cool, right? They provide us whatever broadband speeds they like in exchange for whatever they wish to charge us, and if we don’t like it we can cut the coaxial cable and walk away. Oh, and if they want to take a hardball approach to negotiating with something like CBS that involves simply shutting down Showtime at the height of Dexter’s closing season, they can do that, too. Anyway, Oceanic would like to continue this business model of doing what they like, when they like it, for another 20 years. In August, the company filed a request with the Hawaii Department of Commerce and Consumer Affairs (DCCA) saying that everything’s just peachy now, and it’s gonna be even peachier if they get to extend their monopoly another generation. “Oceanic is fully prepared and committed to continuing its quality and innovative services to the residents of Maui County through the next franchise period,” the company states in its Aug. 30 DCCA application. “As with the current franchise period, the next period will see new technological advances, and Oceanic intends to continue its leadership and innovation within the cable television industry to provide innovative, quality and dependable service to all of its subscribers… Oceanic looks forward to continuing its tradition of providing dependable, quality and innovative cable television services to the residents of Maui County though a franchise that balances the interests of stakeholders with the flexibility to deploy and manage technology and resources in the best, long-term interest of all subscribers in the county.” If the DCCA is judging applications on how many times the company uses meaningless corporate buzzwords and euphemisms, then Oceanic will easily win its license renewal. Oh, and here are the details on some upcoming DCCA public hearings on the application: • Tuesday, Oct. 22, 4:30pm: West Maui Senior Center (788 Pauoa St., Lahaina) • Wednesday, Nov. 6, 5:30pm: Maui Waena Intermediate School

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The idea that football–professional or otherwise–glorifies violence at the expense of the human beings who play it is nothing new. Ask the late Junior Seau's family, or any of the other former players who suffer from chronic brain injuries but haven't killed themselves. “Football combines two of the worst things in American life,” political columnist George F. Will observed many years ago. “It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.” What is new is the way Frontline‘s “League of Denial” documentary was able to show conclusively that the NFL has for many years sat on damning medical data showing that act of playing football–regardless of the helmets and padding the players wear–injures the brain. After he watched it, a friend immediately proclaimed to me that football was “dead.” Oh, if only that were the case. Football makes too much money in this nation to die so easily. According to Forbes, the NFL’s revenue (which has never officially been made public) is hovering around $9 billion, with league officials dreaming of making $25 billion a year. College football is equally profitable (except, apparently, at UH, which is actually losing money): a chart from August in Forbes shows tremendous prof-

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the program laid waste to the National Football League’s long insistence that the sport’s crushing violence directly leads to serious, permanent, life-degrading brain injuries in its players. The program aired on PBS stations nationwide earlier this week, but you can watch it online at PBS.org.

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its at 25 schools with major football programs. Football is as vital to our nation’s societal cohesion as the gladiator games were back in the Roman Empire. “America is Rome,” Iggy Pop (yes, him) observed in his 1995 Classics Ireland article about the author Edward Gibbon. “Of course, why shouldn’t it be? All of Western life and institutions today are traceable to the Romans and their world. We are all Roman children for better or worse.” Football’s violent hits, tackles and sacks mesh perfectly with our nation’s imperial power. Our nation builds giant aircraft carriers and powerful drone bombers that circumnavigate the globe in search of enemies to destroy. Watch any commercial for an NFL game and tell me the league doesn’t wallow in the “grid iron’s” violence. In war or football, we may wince when we see players in a particularly nasty hit or watch a child’s body carried from rubble created by an American missile, but we don’t stop playing. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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IT'S BEEN WEEKS SINCE THE MAUI NEWS PUT UP THEIR ONLINE PAYWALL 62 ft. deep-sea voyaging canoe in preparation for its December launch. In addition, the Hui is looking for kupuna volunteers to provide cultural support and encouragement to their staff and volunteers. The Hui o Wa‘a Kaulua, in partnership with other groups, runs educational programs using voyaging to excite and challenge students and their communities to learn about, respect and care for the natural and social environment. It’s the only nonprofit organization on Maui that uses a traditional sailing double-hull canoe for educational purposes. Their mission statement says they want a healthy, productive, safe Hawaii and world. The nonprofit was formed in 1975 on Maui to support the construction of the Mo‘olele (“Leaping Lizard”), a 42foot Hawaiian double-hull canoe with a traditional crab claw sail. Today, the organization’s main focus is educational outreach as well as the completion of the Mo‘okiha o Pi‘ilani, which has been 17 years in the making. The Mo’okiha will be Maui’s first modern day deep-sea voyaging canoe, which

legalizing same-sex marriage may be in some way unconstitutional (either state or federal) can rest easier, Attorney General David M. Louie said on Oct. 15. “The authority to enact legislation recognizing marriages between two individuals of the same sex is vested in the Hawaii State Legislature,” Louie said in his office’s 10-page opinion. “No amendment to the Hawaii Constitution is necessary to give the Legislature the authority to enact the Proposed Bill, should the Legislature choose to pass it.” The AG issued the opinion in response to questions posed by state Senator Les Ihara, D- Kaimuki, who has long supported legalizing of same-sex marriage. In fact, the whole AG opinion was in fact a letter (dated Oct. 14) to Ihara. “You informed us that your questions arise from arguments made by opponents of the marriage equality bill circulated by the Governor’s Ofﬁce on September 9, 2013 (the Proposed Bill),” Louie wrote in the letter to Ihara which contained his office’s legal opinion. “According to your request, you note that opponents to the

HUI O WA‘A KAULUA NEEDS VOLUNTEERS The Hui o Wa‘a Kaulua in Lahaina would like volunteer carpenters, woodworkers and finishers to finish building the Mo‘okiha o Pi’ilani (“Sacred Lizard of Maui”), Maui’s first deep-ocean voyaging canoe. The Hui wants to launch the Mo‘okiha at the winter solstice, Dec. 21, 2013. They need volunteers with woodworking, carpentry and wood finishing skills to help with shelving in the hulls, constructing and installing stanchion rails and building the navigators’ seats. In addition, many canoe parts need sanding and multiple applications of varnish. The Hui also needs volunteers to make ‘ukana nets to help outfit the traditional two-mast canoe. Final finishing–under the direction of Captain Timi Gilliom–is underway at the Hui o Wa‘a Kaulua dry dock next to Kamehameha Iki Park in Lahaina. Thousands of community members have worked on the

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Richard “Pablo” Caldito, Sr., the first Filipino-American elected to public office in the United States, will be recognized Thursday, Oct. 17 at a dedication ceremony to rename the Waihe’e Ball Park in his honor. Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa and the county Department of Parks & Recreation are inviting the public to join them at a 3:30pm ceremony as they officially change the park’s name to Richard “Pablo” Caldito, Sr. Park. The park is located at the corner of Kahekili Highway and Halewaiu Road in Waihe’e Town. Caldito made history in 1956 when he won a seat on the Maui Board of Supervisors, which eventually became the Maui County Council. He served on the Council for 15 years and retired in 1972. Caldito also was the first Fil-Am politician to be elected in America as a

Democrat. During his public career, he also was an active member of numerous community associations. “[H]e always was a mentor,” Maui Councilman Mike Victorino said of Caldito at a June 18 County Council committee hearing. “He took me in when I was doing insurance when I first came into the business some 35 years ago, and he would sit down with me and tell me you got to do it by the people, by the people, do it for the people.” Earlier this year, the Filipino Chamber of Commerce Foundation launched a scholarship in his honor. The Richard Caldito Government Service Scholarship is for a college student majoring in government, political science or a related field. Caldito, who lived to the age of 98, died in 2011 at his home in Kahului. -Suzanne Kayian

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will allow the community to voyage locally as well as vast distances across the Pacific Ocean. As final preparations for the launch get underway, the Hui has begun a fundraising campaign to help pay for any sails, anchors and safety equipment that volunteers can’t build by hand. The organization’s Volunteer Work Days begin at 9am every Saturday. Those wishing to volunteer can email huiowaakulua@ gmail.com, call 808-667-4050 or visit the dry dock at 525 Front St. in Lahaina. Visit Hui o Wa’a Kaulua’s website (Huiowaa. org) for more information. -Suzanne Kayian

STATE AG SAYS LEGISLATURE CAN MAKE SAME-SEX MARRIAGE LAW Anyone out there worried that the state Legislature’s upcoming Oct. 28 special session that’s slated to consider a bill

Proposed Bill contend that it cannot be enacted without an amendment to the Hawaii Constitution that specifically authorizes the Legislature to pass the Proposed Bill.” In fact, Louie’s opinion notes, there’s nothing in either the Hawaii or U.S. Constitutions that would prohibit the state Legislature from allowing same-sex couples to enjoy all the benefits of marriage currently given to heterosexual couples. “Enacting legislation to allow samesex couples to marry is not inconsistent with the U.S. Constitution either,” Louie wrote in his opinion. “Under the federal system, generally a State government may choose by its own laws to recognize rights greater than those required by the U.S. Constitution.” -Anthony Pignataro ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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THIS WEEK IN STOOL IMPLANTS News of the Weird first reported successful “stool implants” among family members in 2007 (to cure infections such as C. difficile by introducing the donor’s “good” microbes to overcome an imbalance of “bad” bacteria in a relative’s intestine). But in 2012, two University of California, Davis, neurosurgeons boldly extended the cutting-edge treatment for three patients with a highly malignant brain tumor unresponsive to treatment.The doctors tried infusing bowel bacteria directly into the tumor, but the patients died, nonetheless. Although the patients had given fully informed consent, the school in August 2013 pressured Drs. J. Paul Muizelaar and Rudolph Schrot to resign for having violated internal and FDA procedures.

HEALTH CARE COSTS GONE AWRY It’s well known that hospitals charge for medical supplies far in excess of what the products would cost at drugstores, but an August New York Times investigation of “saline drips” vividly demonstrated the disconnect. Though Medicare reimburses $1.07 for a one-liter plastic bag of saltwater (supplied by a subsidiary of Morton Salt), White Plains (N.Y.) Hospital charged patients’ insurance companies like Aetna $91 per bag. Other hospitals decline to charge per-bag, listing only “IV therapy” of, for example, $787 for hooking up the drip.

THE JOKER LIVES From the world’s cosmetic-surgery capital (South Korea, where one woman in five has had at least one procedure) comes the “Smile Lipt” offered by Aone Plastic Surgery in the city of Yongin, designed to produce a permanent smile (associated with success). The Smile Lipt turns downward-drooping lip corners upward, to allow a persistent smile resembling that of Batman’s nemesis, The Joker.

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peeping–men who set up beneath the seats in public outhouses (sometimes wearing a raincoat) and wait for a user to answer nature’s call. In August, Kenneth Enlow, 52, pleaded guilty after a woman found him the month before in a privy in White Water Park in Tulsa County, Okla., “standing with his head and shoulders out of the hole... covered in feces,” according to a deputy. Enlow’s initial explanation was that his girlfriend had knocked him unconscious with a tire iron and dumped him there.

JIM THORPE STILL CAUSING CONTROVERSY The family of the great Native American Olympic athlete and Oklahoma native Jim Thorpe (1888-1953) was so disappointed that the then-governor of Oklahoma would not properly honor Thorpe on his death that one faction of his family moved the body to Pennsylvania, where he had no discernible ties but where municipal officials eagerly offered to name a town after him. Since then, Jim Thorpe, Pa. (current population, 4,800), has withstood legal challenges seeking to return the body to Oklahoma, including a recent federal court decision upholding the entire town as a Native American “museum.” One grandson said that Thorpe spoke to him at a sweat lodge in Texas in 2010, telling him to leave the body in Jim Thorpe, with “no more pain created in my name.”

GIVES TREKKIES A BAD NAME Anthony Alleyne appeared in News of the Weird in 2003 for turning his Hinckley, England, home into a replica of the command center of Star Trek’s starship Enterprise (including transporter control, warp drive, etc.). When he later tried to sell it, he learned that, somehow, potential buyers failed to value the house as much as Alleyne imagined. In September 2013, Alleyne was back in the news as Leicester Crown Court sentenced him to 34 months in prison for viewing child pornography–a diversion that he blamed on years of depression following marital difficulties and of course the brutal real estate market.

FOR SERIOUS COFFEE DRINKERS ONLY The story of Kopi Luwak coffee is by now a News of the Weird staple, begun in 1993 with the first reports that a super-premium market existed for coffee beans digested by certain Asian civet cats, collected, washed and brewed. In August the American Chemical Society reported that a “gas chromatography and mass spectrometry” test had finally been developed to assure buyers that their $227-apound Kopi Luwak beans had, indeed, been excreted by genuine Asian civets. (Thus, Kopi Luwak drinkers, at up to $80 a cup in California, can sip their brews without fear of being ripped off.) ■

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OOZE IS A TRICKY THING. WE’RE LIVING IN A KIND OF LIQUOR RENAISSANCE, BUT ON MAUI WE HAVE TO TIPTOE AROUND THE DRACONIAN RULES OF OUR COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF LIQUOR CONTROL.

THE MIXOLOGY REVIVAL MAY MERELY BE A BACKLASH AGAINST THE PREBOTTLED CONVENIENCE MIXES OF THE 1970S AND ‘80S, OR PERHAPS IT TIES SUSTAINABLE FARM-TO-TABLE PRACTICES TO BAR CHEFS. EITHER WAY, WE CAN NOW ENJOY MORE LOCALLY GROWN FRESH FRUIT AND LOCALLY DISTILLED LIQUORS IN OUR GLASSES THAN EVER BEFORE. OF COURSE, THAT ALSO MEANS IT’S NOT UNUSUAL TO SEE $15 PRICE TAGS IN BAR MENUS AS MIXOLOGISTS TURN FARM-TO-GLASS CREATIONS INTO AWARD-WINNING MASTERPIECES. THE ADVENT OF LOCAL BOOZE HAS ALSO SEEN THE CONSTRUCTION OF SEVERAL LOCAL DISTILLERIES ON THE ISLAND: RUM, WINE, SPARKLING WINE, BEER AND VODKA, SO FAR. MORE ARE COMING, BUT MANY OF OUR LOCAL WATERING HOLES ALREADY CARRY THESE LOCAL BRANDS. THROUGH IT ALL, OUR BARTENDERS HAVE STEERED THIS REJUVENATION, SO IT’S ONLY NATURAL TO LET THEM BE YOUR GUIDES IN MAKING SELECTIONS. THE INDUSTRY SAYS THERE IS A RENEWED INTEREST IN EVERYTHING THAT ISN’T VODKA, WITH PEOPLE ORDERING MORE WHISKEY, TEQUILA, RUM AND GIN. LOGICALLY, THE BACK BAR SELECTIONS ARE FOLLOWING SUIT. FOR OUR ANNUAL BAR ISSUE, WE POLLED A SELECTION OF LOCAL BARTENDERS FOR THEIR COCKTAIL ADVICE, WHICH THEY DISH ON THE FOLLOWING PAGES. WE’VE ALSO TOILED TO BRING YOU MAUI’S BEST HAPPY HOUR GUIDE, BUT PLEASE TAKE CARE WITH THE INFORMATION. DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE, ALWAYS DESIGNATE A SOBER DRIVER IF YOU GO OUT AND CALL ESTABLISHMENTS AHEAD OF TIME TO VERIFY TIMES AND PRICES, AS THEY’RE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY TIME.

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Hali‘imaile General Store Hali‘imaile General Store is a charming, old-style plantation store in the middle of an Upcountry pineapple field that serves all fresh culinary cocktails with an award winning wine list and local beers. If I’m sitting at my bar, I’d be ordering the Tai Mai, our award winning Mai Tai and Hawaii’s state drink! It has all fresh ingredients, a balance of sweet and tart, local rums, almond, Kaffir, fresh limes and orange juice. If you like brown liquor, a fresh Tamarind Whiskey Sour could quite possibly beat the Tai Mai in freshness and flavor. All fresh culinary cocktails served here use seasonal fresh local fruits and herbs. Some recent favorites include fresh juiced lilikoi, mangos, Kula strawberries, Pommelo, tamarind, ginger, coconut, lemongrass and Kaffir. You name it, we can do anything! If you are not sure what to order, I’m positive I can find your pleasure. Is it sweet? Sour? On the rocks or blended? For the local stuff, we carry all Maui Brewing Co. brews, Old Lahaina Rums distilled in Paia, Hali‘imaile distilled Pau Vodka made with 100 percent Maui Gold Pineapple and Sammy’s Beach Bar Rum. Try this for local flavor: lilikoi is in abundance now so drinking it in a martini is exquisite. Use Pau Vodka with fresh lilikoi and serve with a citrus zest sugared rim. It’s sweet, tart and smooth.” Open for lunch M-F 11- 2:30, Dinner seven nights a week, 5:30-9pm. Haliimaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd.); 808-572-2666

We are a chef-run restaurant with a bar program that reflects this philosophy through the use of local and hand-crafted ingredients. If I’m sitting at the bar, I would have a delicious glass of sparkling rose’ bubbles in my hand to pair with our house-cured Charcuterie. Or perhaps a handcrafted artisan cocktail served in a copper mug with crushed ice. The Bonnie and Clyde on our menu features whiskey paired with an interesting digestive over an ice sphere. We love stirring Templeton Rye with Cynar and Luxardo Maraschino liqueur and then streaming it over a delicate but fierce-molded ice sphere. You will love it, too. We also love all the small batch browns from Hudson’s Baby Bourbon Collection. For our vodka consumers, we muddle fresh sage with local grapefruit juice, shake it with Ruby Red Vodka and finish with an effervescent splash of soda water. We call her the Anna Sage. We also love our small batch gin selection–our favorite gin cocktail is the Ticking Thyme: Uncle Val’s Gin with Chartreuse Verte, muddled thyme from the garden and lemon juice served chilled and up. At Capische? we feature a daily variety of local fruit in our traditional Brazilian Caipirinha spin called the Caipifruta. We have a starfruit tree on the property of Capische? that’s presently producing an abundance of starfruit. In

a mason jar, we muddle half of a lime, local starfruit sugar, Cachaca and lots of crushed ice. It’s the perfect, refreshing cocktail to savor and sip while viewing sunset from our bar. I have to share our creation–the Sinner & Saint is the perfect balance of naughty and nice. It’s a Cynardrenched sugar cube dropped in a champagne flute with a touch of elderflower essence of Saint Germain topped off with chilled Prosecco! If a customer needs a little direction, I point them to our “Potable Potents” specialty cocktail menu. We designed this collection based on classic, prohibitionstyle cocktails, but with a Capische? twist. The flavor profiles are unique and simple, with a bit for all palates. We have an amazing happy hour daily from 5-7pm offered in the Bar & Lounge. We offer our Specialty Cocktails for $10, a Small Plates Menu for $10, as well as selected beer for $5 and selected house wines for $8. All are accompanied with ever-changing sunset views strewn across the sky. Our local beer selection has recently expanded including selections from Maui Brewing Co., Big Island Brewhaus (large format beers) and Kona Brewing Co. Open daily. Bar & Lounge open at 5 pm; Dinner service opens at 5:30pm 9:30pm. Happy Hour specials: Daily 5-7 pm in the Bar & Lounge, Speciality cocktails $10, selected wine $8, small plates $10. Capische? (555 Kaukahi Rd., Wailea); 808-879-2224; Capische.com

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Here’s my bar: Craft of the Cocktail. If I’m sitting at the bar, it’s going to be Mezcal w/fresh limes and a little sugar for me. If you want to get down with the brown trend, try some of our Templeton Rye, and for the most exotic brown liquor we have the locally distilled Okolehao. If you gravitate towards clear,

have our Ocean Vodka, Martini’s Tanqueray gin and tonic or the Herradura tequila with soda Our craft drinks have a sense of humor, but are perfectly balanced for the palate. A good example is the Morning Wood: Woodford Reserve bourbon, Upcountry honey, Fee Bros Black Walnut bitters with Averna rinse, serve chilled and up and garnished with burnt orange peel. If it’s happy hour, why not savor a margarita? You know, Paia is a Margarita Town and even though my boy down the street has a death-grip on the voting public–our Margaritas are uber fresh and very creative. We love our local distilleries and carry Haleakala Distillers Maui Platinum Rum, Maui Dark Rum, Okolehao and Ocean Vodka. For beers, the Maui Brewing IPA, Bikini Blond & Coconut Porter are all poured here. Our friend Brianna recently brought in some crazy ass Brazilian Jaboticaba to play around with. Oh man, we love to screw around with lychee, calamansi, Thai basil, cilantro and lilikoi. There’s nothing we shy away from. As for the Jaboticaba, it ended up like this: Ocean Vodka, St Germain, fresh lime, about 12 Jaboticaba, fresh mint and lime bitters. You shake vigorously, double strain and serve up with a lime twist. If you want to go for a really classy and fun drink, here’s my take on an Old Fashioned: one sugar cube soaked in Angostura bitters, one fresh orange wedge, muddled orange, sugar and bitters. Add ice and two ounces Buffalo Trace bourbon. Give a little stir and a nod the great Elmer T. Lee, then sip. Open for breakfast/Lunch: 8am-2pm Monday-Sunday. Dinner: Tuesday-Saturday 5pm-9pm, Happy Hour TuesdaySaturday 5-6:30pm: Cocktails $6 MaiTai, Margarita, Martini, or Manhattan, $4 drafts, $6 House White or Red Dazoo Restaurant (formerly Moana Cafe) (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999

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Ambrosia is an energetic, intimate, club-feel alternative to Maui’s nightlife with something for everyone. If I’m sitting at the bar, I’m ordering a shot of Fernet Branca and a glass of red wine alongside a cheese platter: provolone, brie and aged white cheddar. As for our most popular brown spirits, Jagermeister and Jameson are still weekend favorites, but we’re seeing an increase of interest in Fernet Branca (a few of the bartenders’ drink of choice). It’s similar to Jager, but a little more minty and a lot less sweet. Our vodka and tonics are a treat at Ambrosia; the quinine in the tonic water plus our black lights throughout the bar make your drink glow! Also, guests of Ambrosia love our Gusher, created by Candice Seti: it’s a refreshing mix of Strawberri Stoli, St. Germaine, fresh squeezed lemon and club soda. If you’re not sure what to order, our Lilikoi Martini is always a winner. It’s a tangy twist of the traditional lemon drop with a sweet profile. If you’re looking for something a little less sweet, our Tequila Twilight martini is a great choice–tequila, grapefruit and lime juice and just a bit of sugar. Feeling naughty? Try our S&M Martini featuring Mazama Pepper Vodka and blue cheese-stuffed olives. My drink recipe is the Gummy Bear–try it at Ambrosia or make one at home: Stoli Raz, triple sec, sweet & sour and a splash of Sprite. It tastes just like a white gummy bear! Open 6pm-2am seven nights a week; Happy hour every day 6-9pm and all night on Sundays. $2 off martinis, $1 off bottled beers, $2 off draught beers, $1 off well drinks, $3 off absinthe. Other drink specials Monday–$2 off red bull drinks; Tuesday–$2 off jager; Wednesday–$2 off Jack Daniels; Thursday–$4 luxury shots; Friday–$2 off well vodka drinks; Saturday–$2 off all tequila. Free wifi. Ambrosia (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Ambrosiamaui.com

We are a unique, Polynesianthemed lounge that boasts a front row seat to Maui’s spectacular sunsets. If I’m ordering at Happy Hour, it’s going to be a Maui Brewing Co. Bikini Blonde. With the dark spirits it’s the ZAYA Dark Brown that’s a popular item with guests but the The Goose Martini will never go out of style. I like to think of our Happy Hour as laid back, which also allows our guests to order from an array of different beverages. This allows them the flexibility to decide what’s good for them. We have Pau, Ocean Vodka and Okolehao. They are great in any of our cocktails featuring local fruits like our Kula Strawberry or Maui Gold Pineapple Lava Flow and Mango Daiquiri with a Strawberry Swirl. Open 5-9 daily. Happy Hour specials: 50 percent off on the rocks well drinks, house wine by the glass and domestic beers and $10 Mai Tai, 5pm to 6pm. Food specials: Ono Ono Hour 5:30-6:30 pm, half off any regularly priced, hand-caught Hawaiian spiny or Maine lobster entrée (based on availability). Free wifi. Humumumunukunukuapua‘a Lounge, Grand Wailea (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234 ext. 4900

MARK GLEASON Pulehu, An Italian Grill At Pulehu, we have intimate and attentive bar service with a wine-savvy veteran at the helm. If I’m at a bar, I’m having a glass of wine–probably a Riesling, Grenache or Pinot. I’m seeing more brown liquors in vogue, but also white versions of browns (unaged whiskies, for example) are coming into view. Our best selling browns are single malt scotches,

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LISA LABAO Bistro Molokini Our best-selling brown is dark rum, but I am noticing Scotch is making a sexy comeback. That being said, our gin and tonic is very popular, too. Our drink special changes daily so every day is a good day. If you want to drink local, try the Kona beers or the Pau Vodka. For

even more local ingredients, you have to try our signature drink–the Mai Tai Ali‘i: Maui Okolehao Liqueur with a sensational cherry liqueur combined with coconut rum, vanilla vodka and tropical juices. Here’s something you can try at home: Absolut citron, fresh lemonade and a splash of Chambord. Open 11am-9pm. Happy Hour specials: daily $10 Drinks from 2pm to 3pm then 8pm to 9pm. Free wifi. Bistro Molokini, Grand Wailea Resort (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808875-1234

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ALLIE BUSBY Hard Rock Cafe Bring your sense of humor for a sassy, spastic and a brutally comedic experience from me, Allie. If I’m ordering, it’s gonna be the Allie Ritas with top shelf tequila, Grand Marnier, fresh squeezed oranges, limes and agave. Brown goes down best with Fireball Whiskey–it tastes like Christmas in a bottle. For a classic cocktail experience, go for the Hard Rock Hurricanes. Bikini Blonde is a hot local beer that you can order here, too. Try this: Vodka, watermelon, strawberry puree and OJ topped with

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Macallan 18 and 12. If you’re unsure what to order, start with one of our signature cocktails such as our Pulehu Cooler with Ciroc coconut, fresh lime, melon liqueur and strawberry puree or the Capri Fizz with Prosecco, Lemoncello and gin. We don’t have a Happy Hour, but we do a prix fixe menu 5:30-6pm and a weekly wine social from 5pm on Mondays. Our local beer is Maui Brewing Co.’s Bikini Blonde and Big Swell IPA. For more local inspiration we have a fresh Upcountry basil–our Aloha Bella, with Square One basil vodka, muddled pineapple and basil and bubbles. Try this at home or here: Hendricks Gin on the rocks with a cucumber spear. Open 5:30-9:30pm nightly. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, Ka‘anapali.

DILLON DRAY Ko The Ko bar is literally the center of attention. Our creative cocktails follow the concept of the cuisine, featuring local ingredients and flavors. The energy is lively with our entertainment seven nights a week, and we love seeing our hotel guests and local regulars nightly. I’m a purist, but if I had to choose a cocktail on the menu, the Home Grown would be my beverage of choice. It’s a refreshing cocktail with local strawberry pepper jam from the Lavender Farm in Kula. If not this, I would drink one of our 26 wines by the glass. We love serving Woodford Reserve Bourbon. The Papaya Smash features this spirit along with mint leaves, fresh lemon juice and papaya puree; it’s an interesting twist with local flavors and a wonderful brown spirit. Although it’s technically not a clear spirit, we have a clear cocktail featuring Ty Ku silver sake, called the Sakejito. This clear beverage is served martini style and is super refreshing. Be careful with this one because it’s not strong–you may want to have more than just one. The easiest cocktail for us to sell is our seasonal mojito. Every few months

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we will have a new and exciting mojito with fresh ingredients. We have featured cucumber and pomegranate, pineapple and vanilla, or strawberry and basil. Our Happy Hour consists of mixed cocktails for a great value. We do not discount our wells, but rather feature wellcrafted cocktails for an affordable price. Sammy’s Beach Bar Rum, made here on Maui, is the featured spirit in two of our signature cocktails: Pineapple Da “Ko” Ri and also the Ko Plantation. We also have local spirits for call including Ocean Vodka, Pau Vodka, Maui Cello and Kahana Royale Macadamia Nut Liqueur. All of our draft beers are local, featuring three Maui Brewing Company beers in addition to Longboard Lager from Kona Brewing Co. We try to follow our chef’s passion for local ingredients and sustaining local businesses and farms on the island. The bar is an extension of our kitchen and we will always try to feature as many local fruits and garnishes when they are available to us. Open 11:30am-10pm. Happy Hour specials Daily 3-5pm, $8 Cocktails, $5 Kona Longboard Draft, $8 Guenoc Wine, $10 Appetizers. Free wifi. Ko, Fairmont Kea Lani (ADDRESS)

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JASON VENDRELL Monkeypod Kitchen At Monkeypod Kitchen’s bar we feature handcrafted cocktails, craft beer and boutique wine, all served with aloha. It’s that simple. I’m having champagne if I’m sitting at the bar. It’s a tough call because I’m really into bourbon right now. I just went to Kentucky and did a lot of “tasting.” We sell more of our whiskey-based cocktails than we do well vodka. I’m glad to see people drinking more flavorful liquors.

For years, I’ve been trying to get people to appreciate gin. We have a great selection and people are starting to substitute gin for vodka, which makes me so proud. Our No Ka Oi cocktail is served with vodka, lilikoi, Thai basil, egg whites, lime and simple syrup and is actually fantastic with gin. When folks aren’t sure what they want, I ask them for a category, then take it from there. I will usually try to get someone to try a gin or whiskey-based cocktail. I want to encourage people to be adventurous. If you’re here at Happy Hour, the food

is 50 percent off. The Pumpkin Patch Ravioli and Mushroom Pizza are a few of my favorites and all of our cocktails are delicious. We love supporting local beverages–we feature Maui Brewing Company, Ocean Vodka, Old Lahaina Rum, Sammy’s Beach Bar Rum, Maui Dark Rum and several other brands from other islands. Honey is one of my favorite ingredients to work with right now. I really like using it as an alternative to simple syrup. We use it in our Pistol Pete’s Sazerac with Templeton Rye Whiskey, Peychaud’s bitters and a touch of absinthe. It’s delicious! Open Daily 11:30am-11pm. Happy Hour every day, 3pm-5:30pm & 9pm11pm. Specials: $8 specialty cocktails, $6 Ocean vodka, $4.75 select beers, $7 premium beers, $6 house red and white wines, $9 pizzas, 50 percent off most appetizers. Free wifi Monkeypod Kitchen (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.) 808-891-2322; monkeypodkitchen.com

LISA KERRICK Hula Grill Hula Grill is an oceanfront exciting upbeat, hula swinging, Mai Tai flowing great place to meet a new friend. If I’m at the bar, I’m having a glass of vino– Paul Hobbs Crossbarn Chardonnay or

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some Peju Tess if I’m with the girls. Clear liquor to many translates to “skinny” which a lot of our guests are seeking. We try to keep recipes as “skinny” as possible by using only fresh juices and house-making all of our mixes and specialty syrups. If you haven’t had our Mai Tais, they are a must. But if you’re Mai Tai’d out for the day, then try a world famous Woo Woo, created and named after the man himself, Hula bartender Mike Woo. Most of the beers we pour are local. Maui Brewing Co. has created an amazing beer brewed exclusively for Hula Grill that’s our top seller. It’s called the Barefoot Brew, and is a honey golden ale using local honey. We also have Maui Brew Co.’s Bikini Blonde, Big Swell IPA, Mana Wheat and Coconut Porter, as well as Kona Brew Co.’s Longboard Lager, Firerock Pale Ale and Wailua Wheat. Primo is also available. We also feature two local liquors on our drink list using Ocean Vodka and Koloa, Kauai’s local rum. I’m pretty pumped on the fresh squeezed juices we use for everything. We house-make our sweet and sour mix for margies, pina colada mix with fresh juices, fresh POG for Mai Tais and house-made ginger syrup for Hana Hou’s and fresh ginger ale. With great product, it’s pretty tough not to get a great cocktail or mocktail. My cocktail creation to share is the Hana Hou–it’s a take on an Arnold Palmer, but not the kind your dad drinks. Made with Ocean Vodka, fresh squeezed lemonade, iced tea, it’s then shaken with house-made ginger syrup and lilikoi and served on the rocks. Happy Hour 3-5 daily, enjoy specials on Mai Tais and Plantation Lemonades, $3-4 draft beer. Hula Grill, Ka‘anapali. (2439 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; hulagrillkaanapali.com.

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local beer like Duke’s Blonde Ale. Most of our guests want the full Maui experience at Duke’s, which often includes a tropical drink or local beer to go with the spectacular view. Myers Dark Rum and Zaya Rum are the most popular browns here. For clear distillates, it’s Mojitos and Duke’s Lemonades. For those new to the bar or on the fence as to what to order, I like to recommend the Hawaiian Punch. It tastes just like the Fruit Juicy Red that you drank as a kid, except it’s an adults only version. We offer some great local liquors such as the Koloa Rums and Ocean Vodka. The local beers include two handles from Maui Brewing Co. and three handles from Kona Brewing Co. Open Daily 7:30am-9:30pm. Happy Hour Daily from 3pm-5pm: $6 Mai Tais, $6 Duke’s Lemonade, $4 Coors Light, $4 Kona Duke’s Blonde Ale, $6 J Lohr Chardonnay, $5.75 Kahuna Slider, $5.50 Cajun Taco, $5 Black Bean Nachos, $5.75 Imu Fired Ribs, $4.50 Steamed Pork Bun. Duke’s Beach House, Honua Kai Resort and Spa (130 Kai Malina Parkway, Lahaina); 808-662-2900; dukesmaui.com

RENEE ECKERT Koho Grill and Bar Koho’s is a local favorite. If I’m sitting at a bar, I’m having a Longboard draft and a shot of Patron Silver. As for our most popular brown liquor, it has to be Crown, with Crown on the Rocks. But I still make a lot of Dirty Martinis, Cosmos and Lemon Drops for the clear crowd. If you aren’t sure what to order you have to try the Koho Punch or the newest Kinky drinks. Kinky is a new vodka infused liqueur. If you’re here at Happy Hour, enjoy ice cold Bud Light draft, Longboard draft, Stella Artois and sports on TV. For a locally distilled beverage, we have Pau Maui Vodka made in Hali‘imaile. For a local twist on the margarita, we have

Mango and Li Hing Margaritas and you can never go wrong with a top shelf margarita on the rocks. Open every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Happy Hour 3-6 pm Daily. Stella $4, Longboard $4, Bud Light $3.25, wine $4.75. Koho Grill and Bar, (275 Ka‘ahamanu Ave., Kahului) 808-877-5588

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If I’m having a drink it’s a cold draft or a specialty martini. If you want whiskey, we have plenty of that. Our flavored vodkas are also popular. We always have a special of the day so you have to try that. Our Happy Hour is all day, everyday, and we carry local Maui Brewing Co. beer as well as local vodkas and rums. Happy Hour 10am-6pm. Specials: draft beer $2.50, bottles $3, wine $6, free pupus. Free wifi. Steel Horse Saloon (1234 L. Main St., Wailuku) 808-243-2206

Mala Ocean Tavern Mala’s bar is a lively place to relax if you want to smile. If I have a chance to sit at the bar I order either our handmade Mojito or a glass of wine from our diverse wine list to do the trick. While the trend of brown liquors seems to be exploding on the Mainland, I feel as though when people come to Hawaii they want a taste of the islands–especially while staring at the ocean from our bar. Makers Mark is still our best-selling brown, with our most exotic being the “Ricard”–a French Aperitif with delicate flavors of anise and fresh herbs. We also have an amazing version of a Pimm’s Cup that shouldn’t be missed. And we have a variety of Martinis, from the classics to tropical, that are still our most popular cocktails. Maui has so much to offer when it comes to produce and it keeps getting better. I love local watermelon, mango, Upcountry herbs, Kaffir lime leaf, coconut water and anything else that’s fresh and in season. We’re always experimenting and trying to come up with new, exciting beverages. Take, for example, Mala’s Classic Margarita: fresh lime and equal parts of Cointreau and your tequila of choice. Open Lunch: Mon-Fri 11am-3pm; Dinner: 4:30-Close seven days a week; Brunch: 9am-3pm Sat and Sun. Happy Hour seven days a week 3-4:30pm. Happy Hour specials: $1 off all well drinks, $1 off all draft beers, $4 Budweiser, Bud Light and Coors Light, $2 off

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BETTY’S HAPPY HOURS - Daily. Enjoy $2 Mar-

garitas, $3 Mai Tais, $4 Local Brews, $4 Mojitos, as well as pupus. 2-5pm and 9-11 pm Betty’s Beach Cafe, (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6620300; bettysbeachcafe.com BLUE LAGOON HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $3-$6

drink specials, select appetizers. 11am-8pm Blue Lagoon Lahaina, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808661-4900; bluelagoonlahaina.com BUBBA GUMP HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $3 Draft pints; $5 23 oz drafts, house margaritas, Blue Hawaiians. Half off Cajun Shrimp and Bubba Dip and other select appetizers. 9-10:30pm Bubba Gump Shrimp Co., (889 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6613111; bubbagump.com CAPTAIN JACK’S HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $2.50 Bud Light draft, $4 wells, $4 daily bartenders choice.. 2-5pm Captain Jack’s Island Grill, (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988 CASTAWAY CAFE HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $1 off tropicals, bud drafts, house wines, and wells. 3-6pm Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; castawaycafe.com COOL CAT CAFE’S HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $1

off drafts, $4 wells, $4 daily bartenders choice. 3-6pm Cool Cat Cafe, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; coolcatcafe.com DOLLIE’S EARLY HAPPY HOURS - Daily. $2.50 -

$3.50 drafts, $4.95 power hour shots, $1.50 slices of cheese or pepperoni pizza, $5 pupus. 3-6pm and 9pm Dollie’s Cafe & Pub, (4310 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-0266; dolliespizzakahana.com

DON’S MAI TAI BAR HAPPY HOUR - Daily. se-

lect beers, house wines by the glass, wells, Mai Tais, pupus. 2-6pm Don’s Mai Tai Bar, (2780 Keka‘a Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-3611 DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE HAPPY HOUR - Daily.

Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; maui.hyatt.com

JAVA JAZZ HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Becks, Co-

rona or Coors Light, tropical drinks, wells, and select wines by the glass. 3-5pm Java Jazz/ Soup Nutz, (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-667-0787; javajazz.net

Cocktails: $6 Mai Tai & Duke’s Lemonade; Beer: $4 Coors Light, Duke’s Blond Ale; Wine: $6 J Lohr Chardonnay. Food: $5.75 Kahuna Sliders, $5.50 Cajun Ahi Taco, $5 Black Bean Nachos, $5.75 Imu Fired Ribs, $4.50 Steamed pork bun. Live music during every happy hour. 3-5pm Duke’s Beach House, (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; dukesmaui.com

margaritas, house wines, Mai Tais. Appetizer specials. All Happy Hour specials apply unless Uncle Willie K is playing. 3-5pm Kimo’s, (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; kimosmaui.com

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prices on cocktails and beers. 3-5pm Hula Grill, (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka‘anapali Pwy.); 808667-6636; hulagrillkaanapali.com

(except Fri & Sat). Find select drink specials and enjoy Lahaina Grill’s amazing $40 Fall for the Bar Special, a 5:30pm seating threecourse menu tasting where guests get to chose one from each course. Salad: Baby Romaine Ceasar Salad, Baby Spinach Salad, or Kula Mixed Greens. From Land or Sea: Chef Arnie’s Homemade Meatballs, Wagyu Beef Ravioli, Double Cut Braised Short Ribs, Tequila Shrimp and Firecracker Rice, Wild Pacific Salmon Filet, Sauteed Line Caught Local Mahi Mahi. Dessert: Triple Berry Pie, Vanilla Creme Brulee, Sunken Chocolate Cake. 5:30pm Lahaina Grill, (127 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); (808) 667-5117; lahainagrill.com

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LAHAINA SPORTS BAR HAPPY HOUR - Daily.

- Daily. drink and food discounts. 3-6pm Fleetwood’s on Front Street, (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; fleetwoodsonfrontst.com HONU SEAFOOD & PIZZA HAPPY HOUR - Dai-

ly. $4 Bud Light, $8 select wine by the glass, $9 select cocktails, as well as a happy hour menu with various discounted food and drink items. 3-4:30pm Honu Seafood & Pizza, (1295 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9390; honumaui.com HULA GRILL HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Special

cal brews; select Wines by the glass; and varied specialty cocktails. 5:30-6:30pm I’O Restaurant, (505 Front St., Lahaina); (808) 661-8422; iomaui.com JAPENGO HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Hand-craft-

ed Cocktails, Beer, Wine. Happy Hour Food Discounts. 5-6:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt

$3 Beers; $3.50 Wells & $5 Premiums; $4 wines. Also available are weekly happy hour food specials. 3-7pm Lahaina Cafe, (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655 LEILANI’S HAPPY HOUR - Daily (except Mon & Wed). Thursday-Sunday Leilani’s Happy

Hour features $5 Mai Tais & House Margaritas, $5 Draft beers, discounted Sliders. Taco Tuesdays: a la carte tacos (chicken, pork, fish, or veggie) and chips & pico de gallo. 3-5pm Leilani’s On The Beach, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; leilanis.com LONGHI’S EARLY HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $3

Coors, Corona, and Heineken. $4 Maui Brews, $5 wells, $5-6 house wines, $7 tropicals and martinis. Also enjoy a $6 tapas menu. 3-6pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-2288; longhis.com LULU’S LAHAINA HAPPY HOUR - Daily. beer, wine and cocktail discounts. 4-7pm Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; luluslahaina.com MALA HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $1 off wells, & draft

beers. $4 Budweiser, Bud Light & Coors Light. $2 off select wines. The Happy Hour menu features $2 off many of Mala’s favorites. 3-4:30pm Mala Ocean Tavern, (1307 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-9394; malaoceantavern.com MAUI BREWING CO. HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $1

off house beers, $1.50 slices of pepperoni or cheese pizza. Drink Specials Vary daily; Sunday Liquid Brunch featuring fresh-squeezed juices and Self-Craft Bloody Mary Bar. 3-6pm Maui Brewing Co. Brewpub, (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; mauibrewingco.com MAUI BREWING CO. NFL BRUNCH - Sun, Oct 20. Head to the Maui Brewing Co.’s NFL Brunch to watch your favorite teams on one of their nine flat screen TV’s. Enjoy selections from the Bloody Mary Bar and Liquid Brunch Menu, featuring drinks made with fresh juices and your favorite

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Drafts, $4 House Wines by the glass, $5 Tropicals, $5 Spatinis (low calorie martinis). Also select from a $3.50-$5 pupu menu during happy hour. 2-4:30pm Maui Fish & Pasta (Formerly Cane &Taro), (Whalers Villiage, Ka‘anapali); 808-6620668; DKRestaurants.com MERRIMAN’S HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Well drinks

(Sobieski Vodka, Bombay Gin, Flor de Cana Rum, Dewar’s Scotch, Sauza Tequila & Elijah Craig 12 Whiskey) for $5; Varied Beers for $3; Mai Tais for $6; Wines by the glass are 25 percent off. They also offer Oceanfront Wine Bar/ menu every day at 3pm and 25 percent off on all food everyday at the bar for kama‘aina. 3-5pm Merriman’s, (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-6696400; merrimanshawaii.com/maui.htm MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S LAHAINA HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Enjoy $3 wells and draft pints,

$4 premiums, as well as a selection of 15 tropicals for $4. 4-7pm Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-891-8600; mooserestaurantgroup.com

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Daily. $4 draft beers, $5 well cocktails, $6 house wines. Food specials: Daily $17 Choose three Football Appetizer Specials ( Popcorn Shrimp, Seared Ahi Taco, Sweet Potato Fries, Pig Skin Crispy Pork, Spicy Ahi, Poke Nachos, Hot Wings and Kalua Pork Sliders). Don’t miss their Sunday Food Special: Kegs & Eggs Sunday Breakfast for $20. 5-6pm Relish Burger Bistro, (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-2525

joy discounted prices on pupus, local & draft beers. Only offered in the lounge, robata and bar. 5-6:30pm Alan Wong’s Amasia, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234 ext. 4900; grandwailea.com

ROYAL OCEAN TERRACE HAPPY HOUR - Daily.

$4 select beers, $5 house wines by the glass, $6 wells, $6 Mai Tais, $2 ea. pulled pork sliders. 2-6pm Royal Ocean Terrace, (2780 Keka‘a Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-3611

Quick bites served Dim Sum style starting from $6. 5-6:30pm Alan Wong’s Amasia, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; grandwailea. com

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AMBROSIA’S HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $1 off wells

Daily. $4-$4.50 Beers; $5 Select Wines; $8.50 Wells & $9 and up for Premiums. Also enjoy a bar menu with items ranging from $7-$10. 5-7pm Ruth’s Chris Steak House, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815

and bottled beers, $2 off all martinis and draft beers, $3 off absinthe. After 10 pm enjoy their daily drink specials: Sun. Happy Hour All Night; Mon. $2 off Redbull drinks; Tue. $2 off Jager; Wed. $2 off Jack Daniels; Thu. $4 Luxury shots; Fri. $2 off well vodka drinks; Sat. $2 off all tequila shots. No Cover. 6-9pm Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; ambrosiamaui.com

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $3-5 beers, $5-8 select specialty cocktails, $512 select wines by the glass, $5-7 pupus. 2-5pm Sea House Restaurant, Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-6691500; seahousemaui.com

- Daily. $4 Mai Tai, $4 Draft Beers, $6 house Chardonnay & Cabernet, $7 Wells on the rocks, $7 Pina Colada & Lava Flows, $3 Zucchini Fries and Sweet Potato Fries. 3-5pm Ocean Pool Bar & Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200

SLY MONGOOSE HAPPY HOUR - Daily.

OHANA BAR & GRILL - Daily. $2.60 Coors,

drafts, $7 wells, $7 select wines, and a selection of over 30 tropicals for only $8. 3-5pm The Cliff Dive Bar, (2605 Ka’anapali Pkwy); 808-6628025; sheraton-maui.com/dining/cliffbar

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $4 Mai Tais; $4 16oz Draft Beers; $6 22oz Draft Beers; $6 House Chardonnay and Cabernet, $6 Pina Coladas & Lava Flows. 4-6pm Pailolo Bar & Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 8088-667-3200

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Bud, Sam Adams. $4.65 select cocktails. $3 pizza by the slice. 3-6pm Ohana Bar & Grill, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 808-661-2000

percent off food & drink. 6-9pm Tiki Terrace Restaurant, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011

$2.50 domestics, and $2 all schnapps. 4-7pm Sly Mongoose, (1036 Limahana Pl., Lahaina); 808-661-6181 THE CLIFF DIVE BAR HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $6

TIKI BAR & GRILL HAPPY HOUR - Daily. bud

light, local draft, and daily bartenders choice. 3-6pm Tiki Bar & Grill, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011 TIKI TERRACE HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Twenty

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Bud light drafts, Margaritas and Mai Tais, and Wells cocktails. 3-6pm Beach Bums Bar & Grill, (300 Ma‘alaea Rd); 808-243-2286 BISTRO MOLOKINI HAPPY HOURS - Daily.

Ten-dollar Drinks: Monday–Mai Tai’s, Tuesday– Crater Punch, Wednesday–Lana’s Lemonade, Thursday–Molokini Punch, Friday–Well Drinks, Saturday–Ono Ono Special, Sunday–Hawaiian Tea. Shake things up with refillable Grand Wailea Signature Shaker Cocktails: $22 with $14.50 refills. 2-3pm and 8-9pm. Food Specials: Kama‘aina Discount–Buy one Dinner Entrée, get the second of equal or lesser value for half off. Nightly $39 three-course menu. Bistro Molokini, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234 BOTERO BAR & LOUNGE HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Half off domestic beers, wine by the glass, and well drinks on the rocks. 5-6pm; Thu, Oct 17: quench

your thirst for something new with their weekly tastings. This month features Tyku. Sample three mixed drinks with pupus while listening to live entertainment. If you’re still hungry, get 20 percent off food from the bistro during the tasting. $20. 6-9pm Botero Bar & Lounge, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; grandwailea.com/resort-dining CAPISCHE? SUNSET HAPPY HOUR - Daily. When seated in the bar & lounge, enjoy $5 beer selections, $8 wine selections, $10 specialty cocktails and $10 small plates. 5-7pm Capische?, (555 Kaukahi St.); 808-879-2224; capische.com DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL HAPPY HOUR Daily. $2 Bud Light, $3 Wells, $5 Jager during Happy Hour from 3-7pm everyday. Also get $1 tacos everyday from 3-5pm. 3-7pm Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299 DOG AND DUCK HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $2 Bud light; $3 Wells; $3 PBR, Becks, and Primo; $5 Jager; Daily Bartenders Choice. 3-7pm Dog & Duck Irish Pub, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669 FABIANI’S BAKERY & PIZZERIA HAPPY HOUR

- Daily. When seated at the bar get pizza discounts, $1 off draft beer and $1 off house wines. 3-5pm Fabiani’s Bakery & Pizzeria, (95 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-874-0888; fabianis.com FAT DADDY’S SMOKEHOUSE HAPPY HOUR -

Daily. $2.50 Bud and Bud Light, $4 Longboards and Mai Tais, $5 Drunken Palmers. When you buy one Fat Plate, get one Fat Plate half off. 2-5pm Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808879-8711; fatdaddysmaui.com GANNON’S OCTOBER HAPPY HOUR AT THE RED BAR - Daily. Throughout October enjoy

extended happy hours from 3-9pm featuring: $3-$4 select beers, $6 wells, $6 wines, and nightly cocktail specials. Discounted bar menu available. Starting in October enjoy the same great specials at their regular happy hours 3-6pm. Gannon’s A Pacific View Restaurant, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; gannonsrestaurant.com

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day Football games at Haui’s from 8am-7pm and get $4 Bloody Marys and $3 Screwdrivers to go with your $6 breakfast. 8am-7pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

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Budweiser, Rolling Rock, Bud Light and Coors Light $2.50 pints, $3.50 24oz mugs. Stella Artois and Shock Top $3.50 pints, $5 24oz mugs. Mai Tai’s $2. For just $6 get a whole liter of Mai-Tai. 3-7pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010 HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA‘A HAPPY HOUR

- Daily. Half off domestic beers, wine by the glass and well drinks on the rocks from 5-6pm daily. 5-6pm Humuhumunukunukuapua‘a, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234 JOE’S BAR & GRILL HAPPY HOUR - Daily. En-

joy happy hour drinks when seated at the bar: $3 select beers; $5 Margaritas & Sangria; $6 select wines by the glass. Don’t forget to order the $4 fresh fish tacos (bar only) or $18 all you can eat ribs at the bar or table. 5:30-9pm. Joe’s Bar & Grill, (131 Wailea Ike Pl.); 808875-7767; bevgannonrestaurants.com/joes KAHALE’S HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $2.25 Domes-

tic Draft, $2.75 Premium Draft, $4 Premium Beer Bottle, $3.50 Wells and Mai Tais, $4.50 Jager. 10am-5:30pm Kahale’s Beach Club, (26 Keala Pl., Kihei); 808-875-7711 KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE HAPPY HOUR -

Daily. $3 Bud Light drafts, $4 Mai Tai, Blue Hawaii, Seabreeze, Ocean Water, house wines, and wells. 3-6pm Kamaole Poolside Cafe, (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284; mauicoasthotel.com KO HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $5 Kona Long-

board drafts; $8 Guenoc Wine; $10 appetizers. 3-5pm Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com KONO’S ON THE GREEN HAPPY HOUR - Dai-

ly. $3 Domestics & $4 Imports; $3 Drafts; $5 Wells; $5.50 Select wines; select pupus half off; Specialty Cocktails $8. 2:30-7pm Kono’s on the Green, (550 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808633-4220; konosonmaui.com KUMU BAR & GRILL HAPPY HOUR - Daily.

Specials include: $3 off tropical cocktails. $4 off draft beers, $5 glasses of wine. Also enjoy $10 daily bartenders choice cocktail. 3-6pm Kumu Bar & Grill, (3700 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-7963 LONGHI’S WAILEA HAPPY HOURS - Daily. Half price drinks and $6-10 tapas menu. 3-6pm and 10-11pm Longhi’s Wailea, (3750 Wailea Ala Nui); 808-891-8883; longhis.com LUANA LOUNGE HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Half off

flatbreads & desserts. Select specialty cocktails for $8, $5 Kona Longboards, $8 select house wines by the glass. 3-5pm & 9-11pm. 3-5pm Luana Lounge, (4100 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-4100 MALA WAILEA HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $4 Kona

Longboard draft, $5 white wine spritzer, $6 Bacardi mai tai, $6 Watermelon Cosmo, pupu specials. 5-6pm Mala Wailea, (3700 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-1922 MOLOKINI BAR & GRILLE HAPPY HOUR -

Daily. $5 Bud, Bud Light, & Bikini Blonde; $6 house made sangria red or white; $7 Island Mojito, Molo-Rita, Ginger Gimlet, Lemongrass Fizz. Also enjoy select pupus between $7-$10. 5:30-6:30pm Molokini Bar & Grille, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888 MONKEYPOD KITCHEN HAPPY HOURS - Daily. Daily happy hour featuring $8 Specialty Cocktails, $6 Ocean vodka drinks, $4.75 draft beers, $6 selected wine glass pours, $9 pizzas, and half off select appetizers. 3-5:30pm and 9-11pm Monkeypod Kitchen, (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-8912322; monkeypodkitchen.com MONKEYPOD KITCHEN’S CHAMPAGNE SUNDAYS - Sun, Oct 20. Half off all bottles of

bubbles all day!. 11:30am-11pm Monkeypod

wells, and cocktails. 4-7pm Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei, (2511 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-667-7758; mooserestaurantgroup.com MULLIGAN’S HAPPY HOURS - Daily. $3 Domes-

tics, $3 Local draft, $4 Imports, $5 Wells, $5 House red and white wine, $6 Mai Ta’s, $6 Premiums, $6 Jameson. Happy hour also features $6 pupus, with a selection of the Mulligans Chicken Wings, Potato Tacos, Fried Calamari, Chicken Quesadilla, Mini Fish & Chips, and Gannon’s Cheeseburger & Fries. 3-6pm and 9-11pm Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; mulligansontheblue.com NICK’S FISHMARKET HAPPY HOUR - Daily. When seated in the bar enjoy half off select drinks and pupus. 5-6:30pm Nick’s Fishmarket, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-7224 PITA PARADISE WAILEA HAPPY HOUR - Daily.

Great drink discounts and select pupu discounts available at the bar. 3-6pm Pita Paradise Wailea, (34 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-879-7177 RITA’S HAPPY HOURS - Daily. Satisfy your thirst at Rita’s during their early Happy Hour with discounted drink specials. Don’t miss out on the bar menu, available at half off during Happy Hour. From 9-10:30pm you can enjoy the same specials during their late night happy hour. 3-6pm & 9-10:30pm Rita’s, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788; ritasmaui.com SANSEI KIHEI KARAOKE NIGHT HAPPY HOUR

- Every Thu, Fri & Sat. During Sansei’s popular Karaoke nights appetizers and sushi are half off, select draft beers are discounted. 10pm-1am Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar, (1881 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-0004; sanseihawaii.com SARENTO’S ON THE BEACH HAPPY HOUR -

Daily. Half off drinks and appetizers. 4:30-6:30pm Sarento’s On The Beach, (2980 S. Kihei Rd., Wailea); 808-875-7555; sarentosonthebeach.com

half carafes of wine, five-dollar mojito and margarita half carafes. 5-6pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao); 808-572-0220; http://casanovamaui.com CHARLEY’S HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Enjoy $3 Wells, $3 Draft, $3 Domestic bottles, & $4 Organic house red and white wines, $5 all whiskey cocktails. $3-$6 pupu menu available during happy hour. 3-6pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-9453; charleyspaia.com

tics, and $4 imports between 2-6pm. 2-6pm L’ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888

HANA HOU CAFE HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Maui

Brewing Co. drafts for $3.50. 3-6pm Hana Hou Cafe, (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661; hanahoucafe.com KULA LODGE & RESTAURANT HAPPY HOUR Daily. $1 off Beer of the Month, $1 off house red and white wines, $5 Kula Breeze featuring Maui Platinum Rum, $15 Pizza of the Month. 3-5pm Kula Lodge & Restaurant, (15200 Haleakala Hwy., Kula); 808-878-3773 MILAGRO’S HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $3 Kona

Drafts and Sauza Margaritas when seated indoors. Also featured are daily blackboard specials for lunch and dinner. 1-5pm Milagros, (3 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-579-8755; milagrosfoodcompany.com

STOPWATCH HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $1 off

$3 Mai Tais & Margaritas, $3 Drafts and wells. Half price appetizers and sushi. 3-6pm and 9-10pm Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; threesbarandgrill.com VOLCANO BAR & GRILL HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $5.50 Big Wave Golden Ale & Bud Light; $10 Lanai Lemonade & Wailea Big Splash. Bar Only. 3-4pm Volcano Bar & Grill at Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234

UPCOUNTRY CAFE DES AMIS HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Enjoy half

price wine, beer, margaritas, sangria, and mai tais in their lively dining room or outdoor courtyard. They specialize in lilikoi margaritas. 4-6pm Cafe Des Amis, (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323 CAFE MAMBO HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Enjoy $3.50 beers (excl. Coconut Porter), $4.50 cocktails (excl. top shelf and mimosas). $10.95 Burger, beer, and fries combo. 3-6pm

RESTAURANT HAPPY HOUR Daily. $3 Drafts, $3 Wells, $4.95-$12.50 pupus. 3-5pm Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-2426000; kahilirestaurant.com KAHILI

DAZOO RESTAURANT HAPPY HOUR - Daily (except Sun & Mon). $4.00 drafts; $6 house white or red by the glass; $6 Mai-Tai, Margarita, Martini & Manhattan. Also enjoy a three course pre-fixe menu for $20. 5-6:30pm Dazoo (Formerly Moana Bakery & Cafe), (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999

SPORTS PAGE HAPPY HOURS - Mon-Sat. Domes-

THREE’S BAR & GRILL HAPPY HOURS - Daily.

Get $3 domestics from 11-6pm, as well as a specially selected beer discount each week. 11am-6pm Hang Loose Lounge, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-6284

KOHO’S HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $3.25 Bud Light,

house Margaritas, $3 Coors, Coors lights, Miller lights, and Miller high lifes, $3.25 wells. Food specials $2.50 Tacos, $4.50 Half order of wings, $2.50 Nachos, $5 Big nachos. 4-5:30pm Polli’s Mexican Restaurant, (1202 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-7808; pollismexicanrestaurant.com

STELLA BLUES HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Enjoy live music Sun-Fri evenings. Drink discounts and plenty of pupus to try. 4-6pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

HANG LOOSE LOUNGE HAPPY HOUR - Daily.

COLLEEN’S HAPPY HOUR - Daily. From 3:30-5:30 pm get $1 off beer, wine, and cocktails. Starting at 11 am, when you purchase a burger get $1 off draft beers. Purchase a pizza slice between 5:30-9:30 pm and get $1 off draft beer. 3:30-5:30pm Colleen’s, (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-9211

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE HAPPY HOUR Daily. From 11am-6pm enjoy $4 Sauza margaritas on the rocks, $4 Well drinks from the premium well, $4 Guinness pints, $4 Bloody Marys, $4 Pacificos, $3 Coors Light Draft. Day of the Week specials: S.I.N. Mondays 8pm to close, $4 Jager shooters, $5 Jager Bombs and Cherry Bombs; Old School Tuesdays 10pm to close $3 Corona and Corona Light, $3 Sauza Shots, $4 Sauza Margaritas, $5 Patron Shots; Ladies’ Night Wednesdays, $4 “Oh My Goddess” cocktail, $5 Martinis; Island Thursdays 10pm to close, $3 Modelo, $4 Rum Punch, $5 Blue Hawaiian. 11am-6pm South Shore Tiki Lounge, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; southshoretikilounge.com

tic drafts $2.50, call drinks $3. Also enjoy daily food specials.. 3-7pm and 10pm-12am. Sports Page Grill & Bar, (2411 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-0602

$3 taquitos. 2-6pm Fernando’s, (Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, Kahului); 808-871-5333; fernandosmaui.com

PANIOLO LOUNGE HAPPY HOUR - Fri, Oct 18.

$4 domestics, $5 imports, $5 wells. 5-6pm Paniolo Lounge, (5031 Hana Hwy.); 808-248-8211 POLLI’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT HAPPY HOUR - Mon-Fri. Drink specials include $4

$4 Stella & Longboard, $4.75 select wines by the glass. 3-6pm Koho’s Grill & Bar, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5588 L’AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Enjoy $2 drafts, $2.50 domes-

LAS PINATAS HAPPY HOUR - Daily. beer and food discounts. 3-6pm Las Piñatas, (395 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-8707 MAUI ARTS & CULTURAL CENTER HAPPIEST HOURS - Daily. While attending events at

the MACC, enjoy many low prices offered at their bar. $4-$5 Drafts and bottles; $6.50-$8 Wines by the glass; $6 Wells, $7 Premiums and $8 Top Tiers. The bar opens 2 hours before events begin. A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org PORTO HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $3 Maui Brew-

ing Co beers, $6 select wines, $6 appetizers, $7 small pizzas. 3:30-5:30pm Porto, (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-865-8337; portomaui.com STEEL HORSE SALOON HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $1 off all drinks during happy hour, and enjoy $2 Draft Beer of the Month as well as $3 Shot Special all day long. Free pupus are offered all day, every day. Mon., Oct. 21: Martini Monday–$3.50 you call. 10am-6pm Steel Horse Saloon, (1234 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-2432206; facebook.com/cheersbikerbar TIFFANY’S HAPPY HOUR - Daily. $2 drafts,

$3 bottled domestics, $4.50 bottles imports, $4.50 well cocktails. 2-6pm Tiffany’s Bar & Grill, (1424 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-249-0052; tiffanysmaui.com WATERCRESS HAPPY HOUR - Daily. beer,

wine and cocktails. 11am Watercress, (270 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-243-9351

domestics, draft mugs and well drinks. $1 off select wine by the glass. $2 off pupus on Mondays starting at 3 pm for Monday Night Football. 3-6:30pm Stopwatch Sports Bar & Grill, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380

CENTRAL MAUI AK’S CAFE HAPPY HOUR - Mon-Fri. $2.00

drafts, $3 bottles, $4 wine, $5 premiums and 20 percent off food. 5-7pm AK’s Cafe, (1237 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8774; akscafe.com BISTRO CASANOVA HAPPY HOUR - Mon-Sat.

Five-dollar half carafes of Chianti and Pinot Grigio, five-dollar mojito and margarita half carafes. Available Mon-Fri 4-6pm and all day Saturday. 4-6pm Bistro Casanova, (33 Lono Ave., Kahului); 808873-3650; bistrocasanova.com BUZZ’S HAPPY HOUR - Daily. Everyday from

3pm-5pm the Lunch Menu will be available to all guests at a 25 percent off discount, in the bar and lounge area. Drink Specials - $3 Domestic Bottled Beer, $4 Well Drinks, $5 Margaritas (on the rocks), $5 House Red or White Wine. 3-5pm Buzz’s Wharf, (390 Ma‘alaea Boat Harbor Rd.); 808-244-5426; buzzswharf.com

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cept Sat). $2.25 Amber Boch and Bud Light drafts, $2.75 Dos Equis draft, $3 wells, $4.50 original margaritas. Also enjoy $2 tacos and

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By Marina Satoafaiga

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THURSDAY, OCT. 17 MOLOKAI FESTIVALS OF ALOHA – Enjoy the Aloha Spirit during Molokai’s Festivals of Aloha this Thursday through Saturday. The festivities will honor one of Molokai’s beloved aunties, the late Moana Dudoit. From the crowning of the royal court to the pa’u riders, the three-day festival is a beautiful cultural exhibit. On Thursday, start the festivities with the royal court inauguration, then tempt your taste buds in the Poke Contest. Honor the keiki on Friday with a few youth contests and the Kalo-Ulu-’Uala Contest (traditional Hawaiian food). Saturday brings bed races, the traditional horse pa’u parade, live music and cultural displays. All events are open to the public and most are free (special events may require the $5 Festivals of Aloha 2013 button for admission). FestivalsOfAloha.com. Photo courtesy FOA

ANNE GLOVER’S STRING FIGURES – For Youth and Teen Read Week, the Hawaii State Public Library System (HSPLS) is hosting Canadian storyteller Anne Glover. You can catch her this Thursday for a morning storytelling session at the Makawao Public Library. Glover tells stories with string figures, and has gone on to become a hit show at schools, libraries and theaters across the country. Her use of Sign Language, English, French and intricate string figures have left many intrigued. Join her for classic folktale and humorous storytelling. Free. 10am. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785. Photo courtesy HSPLS

FRIDAY, OCT. 18 KEB’ MO’ – Musician Keb’ Mo’ (born Kevin Moore) is bringing his acouse this tic blues-folk fusion to the Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s stage ty as Friday. The multiple Grammy winner has diversified his musical ability er. a composer for many television shows, label songwriter and performer. nd He’s known for hit releases like “Just Like You” and “The Reflection,” and tic draws inspiration from various blues eras and genres, catch the acoustic ts performance of this modern blues bird. $35-$65. 7:30pm. Maui Arts uand Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy MACC

LAHAINA PLANTATION DAYS – Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s annual celebration Plantation Days returns this Thursday and Friday, for its fifth year. The two-day festival commemorates Lahaina’s roots in Hawaii’s plantation past. Shop the farmers market, grab lunch from local food vendors and learn about Westside history through the cultural exhibits. Or just enjoy the entertainment line-up: Da Braddahs, Ekola and Hoku Zuttermeister will all be there. There will also be a keiki zone complete with horse rides. $3/ Keiki under 5 Free. 5pm-10:30pm. The Old Pioneer Mill (Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-6613262, lahainarestoration.org/plantationdays. Photo courtesy Linn Nishikawa

SATURDAY, OCT. 19 SURF & TURF CAMP – Keiki 8-16 who have Type 1 Diabetes are invited to the American Board for Child Diabetics’ Surf & Turf Camp this Saturday. The day camp will ensure a safe opportunity for kids to participate in surfing and stand-up paddling activities they may not otherwise be able to do. Parents, caregivers and families will also have time for support and networking. Volleyball, snacks, water and lunch will also be provided to participants. Proceeds from the camp will benefit ABCD’s mission to help low income families get the diabetic medications necessary to their children’s needs. $25. 8am-11am. Kalama Beach Park (1900 S. Kihei Rd.), colleen@abcdiabetics.org.

SOUL TO SOUL BENEFIT – This Saturday, Mana’o Radio and Stella Blues want you to see their tribute to Stevie Ray Vaughan, which doubles as a benefit for Mana’o Radio. The evening’s lineup features Vince Esquire, John Ness, Gina Martinelli, Clay Mortensen, Jamie Gallo, Kawika Ortiz, Tempa and more. This is the night to experience great local musicians all on one stage. Seating is limited. $20. 9pm. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-572-1000, stellablues. com; manaoradio.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons m

SATURDAY, OCT. 19 ‘HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA’ – This Saturday you can get in the spirit of Halloween at the MACC’s Starry Night Cinema presentation of Hotel Transylvania. The animated film takes viewers onto the grounds of Dracula’s Hotel Transylvania, where monsters and their family go to play. Dracula (Adam Sandler) has invited all his best friends to celebrate his beloved daughter Mavis’ (Selena Gomez) 118th birthday. But everything changes when an ordinary guy stumbles into the hotel. Costumes are welcome, but optional. Free. 5 pm gates open. 6:30pm movie starts. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo: Movieweb

CLIP F FOR THE CURE – The American Cancer Society and Mastercuts at the n Ka’ahumanu K Queen Center are teaming up to bring you “Clip For The Cure” this Saturrda The ACS estimates that this year 295,000 women will be diagnosed with Saturday. Breaast Cancer. Joining thousands of salons and stylists across the country, Mastercuts Breast do will donate 10 percent of the proceeds from each haircut to the Regis Foundation fo or Breast B for Cancer research. Freshen up your look while donating to a worthy cause. 9a 9 9am-9pm. Mastercuts, QKC (275 Ka’ahumanu Ave. Ste 1014-D, Kahulu 808-871-8848, mastercuts.com. Photo: Stilfehler/Wikimedia Commons lui);

SATURDAY, S SA SATU AT TU U RD R AY, OCT. 19 MONSTER BALL – This Saturday after dark, Gannon’s in Wailea transform transforms into the official Monster Ball and Captain Morgan joins in o on the fun. The dance floor heats up with DJ Joe Cortez in the m mix so you might want to cool down at the Ululani’s ic cocktail bar. Jay J will be the evenings MC and it’s shave ice his job tto keep the party going to the early morning hours. Get into the spirit by dressing up but please leave those masks at home. V VIP available upon reservation. 21+. $15. 9pm-1am. Gannon Gannon’s (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080, gannonsrestaurant.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons nonsresta

PINKTOBER – Join Hard Rock Cafe and musician Fulton Tashombe this Saturday in the fight against Breast Cancer. Tashombe (fresh off a double lung transplant) and his band will serenade diners with blues tunes, and proceeds will benefit Maui’s Mana‘olana Pink Paddlers. Geared towards helping cancer survivors regain health, Mana’olana continues to build on its mission statement to reach all cancer survivors. Join the ladies (and gentlemen) for dancing in the afternoon and a silent auction. $10. 10am. Hard Rock Cafe, Maui (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400, facebook.com/hardrockcafemaui, manaolanapinkpaddlersmaui.org. Photo courtesy Manaolana Facebook page

SATURDAY, OCT. 19 SA S ATU TU R DAY OCT HAUNTED HAIKU HIKE – Too old to go trick-or-treating? Tired of the haunted house scene? This weekend Haunted Haiku Hike returns as a creative alternative to the old Halloween standbys. For a keiki-friendly experience, the hike opens between 12pm-3pm and kids can enjoy a mythical creature petting zoo, secret caves and a mystery maze. Between 5pm-8pm, the real ghosts come out during the adult (appropriate) festivities. Leave the kids at home for a night of creepy crawlers and extra scares. This trail may thrill or chill, so be on your guard. Proceeds benefit the The Sanctuary Birth and Wellness Center. All children 12 and under must be accompanied by an adult. Comfortable walking shoes, water, sunscreen and flashlights are recommended. $15 adult ($10 pre-sale), $5 kids. (1008 Awalau Rd., Haiku); 808-878-8091, jeremysafron.com/hauntedhike. Photo: HHH Facebook page

SUNDAY, OCT. 20 FALL HARVEST FESTIVAL – Bring the family to Makawao so you can help support Haku Baldwin Center’s therapeutic programs for special needs children. Expect to see all things harvest festival, including pony rides, a farmer’s market, face painting, craft fair and more. Shop the silent auction or just indulge in baked goods and food truck treats. Keiki can enjoy the petting zoo, balloon animals, beanie baby adoption, haunted house and keiki Halloween costume contest (1pm). 9am-3pm. Haku Baldwin Center. (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129. Photo courtesy Haku Baldwin Center

HANA FESTIVALS OF ALOHA – Hana is a Maui treasure, and the Festivals of Aloha really show off the town. From Saturday, Oct. 19 through Oct. 26, the extravaganza has a grand parade, Ohana Beach Day, Sports Night at the Park, Movie in the Park, Golf tournament, Niu Bowling, Ulu cookoff, lei and floral contest and so much more. Of course, you can also grind on ono food, listen to great music or just simply enjoy the hospitality that helps make Hana so charming. Festivalsofaloha. com. Photo courtesy Festivals of Aloha

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 23 ‘STRIPES’ – Ambrosia’s Red Carpet Movie Night returns for another week of military humor! This week’s feature is the comedy classic Stripes starring Bill Murray. Unsatisfied with life, two buddies decide to join the army for kicks. Watch the journey of these unlikely heroes. Grab free popcorn and take advantage of the Happy Hour prices until 9pm. No cover. 7:30pm9:30pm. Ambrosia Martini Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011, ambrosiamaui.com. Photo: IMDB

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By Barry Wurst II

Film

Dull Blade ‘Machete Kills’ isn’t trashy enough Machete Kills ★★★★★ Rated R / 107 Min.

I wonder where she keeps the bullets

but they’re not as funny, exciting or grotesque as they ought to be. Planet Terror was a spot-on dissection of a dumb Bmovie. This is just a dumb B-movie. The revolving door cast of celebrities can only do so much to keep Rodriguez’s overplotted screenplay interesting. Charlie Sheen (billed as Carlos Estevez) is a stitch as the U.S. President, delivering his absurd scenes completely straight. Sofia Vergara plays a raunchy character with filthy dialogue that makes her ideal for a so-bad-its-good movie. Too bad her tasty appearances are too infrequent. The initially promising cameos by Cuba Gooding Jr., Vanessa Hudgens, Tom Savini and Antonio Banderas are quickly wasted and, in the unlikely event that Lady Gaga becomes a film actress of note, it won’t be for her work here. Nothing she does tops

Lindsey Lohan’s packing heat and dressed in a nun’s habit in the first movie. There’s also Mel Gibson, oddly miscast in a role with lots of exposition and not enough opportunities to cut loose and display his considerable comedic talents. A scene early in the film sums up what’s wrong with the execution: Trejo and bombshell Amber Heard are making out and she’s about to get naked. A title card flashes across the screen saying, “It’s Time to Put on Your 3D Glasses.”You laugh, until you realize that the movie isn’t in 3-D for some reason and Heard doesn’t actually get naked, even though this is an R-rated ode to drive-in movies. Rodriguez is working overtime to tease B-movie conventions. Had he surrendered to them completely, he might have made a good movie. ■

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here’s a website I love called Trailersfromhell.com, in which famous directors showcase their favorite coming attractions previews. Someone like Guillermo Del Toro or John Landis introduces and narrates a two-minute trailer, telling their personal experiences or the back story of the film in question. Sometimes, the filmmakers choose trailers for the likes of Rosemary’s Baby or Halloween. Mostly, it’s for amusing trash like The Green Slime or The Giant Claw, movies that are appreciatively encapsulated in trailers but hardly worth watching in their entirety. The site helpfully demonstrates that trailers are sometimes better than the movie they’re promoting. Writer/director Robert Rodriguez could learn from this, as his Machete Kills is fun in trailer form but, at a full 107 minutes, is a drag to sit through. For those new to the saga, the story so far: Rodriguez’s fake trailer within the

wonderfully deranged anthology film Grindhouse spun off into the feature length Machete in 2010. It delivered on its promise of an all-star cast gleefully hamming it up in a blood soaked Mexploitation flick, with the amusingly grim, smile-free Danny Trejo clearly relishing his unlikely leading man status in the title role. But for all of its anything-goes outrageousness, it was rather flat. The sequel has many of the same problems as its predecessor, such as allowing Trejo to play one-note for an entire movie and skimping on the cheap thrills. There are some amusingly (though unprintable) one-liners, scattered laughs and chuckle-worthy splatters of gore but, as strange as it sounds, there should have been more. I like Rodriguez’s movies and his heart is in the right place when he stages one scene in a deserted drive-in movie theater. I also liked his homage to Star Wars, Mad Max and his own From Dusk Til Dawn, but he’s been down this road too many times before. His El Mariachi trilogy is a superior blend of thrills and Bmovie grit, and his Grindhouse vignette Planet Terror was relentlessly, hilariously, trashy. His Machete movies are amusing in theory and offer a welcome razzing of U.S./Mexico relations and border patrol

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By Jen Russo

Film

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Acquire The Fire Presents: Surge-UnratedWED 7PM ONLY. Baggage Claim-PG13-FRI-WED (12:50 4:10). Carrie-R-FRI-SAT 11:10 1:15 3:20 5:25 7:30 9:35 11:30. SUN-WED 11:10 1:15 3:20 5:25 7:30 9:35. Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2-PGFRI-WED 10:20 11:00 12:30 1:10 2:40 3:20 4:50 5:30 7:05 9:45. FRI-WED 10:25 12:35 2:45 4:55 7:05 9:15. Elysium-R-FRI-WED (12:40 4:00) 6:50 9:30. Enough Said-PG13-THU 10:45 12:50 2:55 5:00 7:05 9:10. FRI-WED 10:25 12:35 2:45 4:55 7:05 9:15. Gravity 2D-PG13-THU 12:15 7:00. FRI-WED 12:15 7:00. Gravity 3D-PG13-THU 10:00 11:00 1:15 2:30 3:30 4:45 5:45 8:00 9:15 10:15. FRI-WED 10:00 11:00 1:15 2:30 3:30 4:45 5:45 8:00

9:15 10:15. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers-R-FRI 10:30PM ONLY. Runner Runner-R-THU 10:50 12:55 3:00 5:05 7:10.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Baggage Claim-PG13-THU 12:50 4:10. Battle of the Year-PG13-THU 12:50 3:40 6:50 9:40. 3D FRI-WED (12:50 3:40) 6:50 9:40. Captain Phillips-PG13-THU 12:00 12:30 3:30 4:00 7:00 7:30 9:10 9:40. FRI-WED (12:00 12:30 3:30 4:00) 7:00 7:30 9:10 9:40. Don Jon-R-THU 12:10 2:30 4:50 7:10 10:10. FRI-WED (12:10 2:30 4:50) 7:10 10:10. Insidious: Chapter 2-PG13-THU 12:20 3:00 6:30 10:30. FRI-WED (12:20 3:00) 6:30 10:30. Lee Daniel’s The Butler-PG13-THU 6:40 9:50. Machete Kills-R-THU 1:10 4:40 7:40 10:20.

FRI-WED (1:10 4:40) 7:40 10:20. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters-PG-THU 1:00 4:30 7:20 10:20. FRI-WED (1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:20. Planes-PG-THU 1:00 4:20. Prisoners-R-THU 12:00 3:10 6:30 9:50. FRIWED (12:00 3:10) 6:30 9:50. Riddick-R-THU 6:40 9:30. FRI-WED 6:40 9:30. Romeo and Juliet-PG13-FRI-WED (12:40 3:50) 7:10 10:00. The Fifth Estate-R-FRI-WED (12:30 3:40) 7:20 10:20.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Captain Phillips-PG13-THU 1:00 4:00 7:00. FRI-WED 1:00 4:00 7:00 10:00. Escape Plan-R-FRI-WED 1:15 4:15 7:15 10:15. Gravity 2D-PG13-FRI-WED 2:00 4:30 7:10 9:45. Gravity 3D-PG13-THU 2:15 4:35 7:15. Runner Runner-R-MON-WED 2:30 4:45 7:20.

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NOW PLAYING BAGGAGE CLAIM - PG13 - Comedy - Montana will not be the oldest woman in her family to get married, so she travels 30,000 miles to convince some guy to marry her. 96 min. BATTLE OF THE YEAR - PG13 - Musical - Do you like movies about dancing, dancers and noholds-barred dancing competitions? Then you’ll enjoy this movie. 109 min. CAPTAIN PHILLIPS - PG13 - Action - The story of how Somali pirates hijacked an American freighter in 2009. Stars Tom Hanks and Barkhad Abdi. 134 min. CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 2D - PG - Animation - Flint Lockwood must leave his job when he learns that his infernal machine is still producing weird and dangerous animal-food hybrids. 95 min. DON JON - R - Comedy - Some New Jersey guy who watches a lot of porn decides to find out

what true love actually means. 90 min. ELYSIUM - R - Action - Matt Damon stars in this dystopian take on a future where rich people live in space and the poors live on Earth, and he has to bust heads in a high-tech suit for some reason. 109 min.

PRISONERS - R - Drama - A desperate father tries to find his missing daughter. 146 min.

ENOUGH SAID - PG13 - Comedy - Julia LouisDreyfus plays a woman who’s going after this guy she likes but then finds out he’s her new friend’s ex-husband. 93 min.

RIDDICK - R - Action - Vin Diesel is back as Riddick (originally from Pitch Black) in this tale of alien predators, vicious mercenaries and brutal revenge for one thing or another. Also stars Karl Urban and that blonde chick from Battlestar Galactica. 119 min.

ESCAPE PLAN - R - Action - Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger star in this flick about a guy who gets wrongfully jailed in an escape-proof prison he designed. 116 min.

ROMEO AND JULIET - PG13 - Romance - The latest in a long line of adaptations of Shakespeare’s classic tale of forbidden love. 118 min.

GRAVITY - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are astronauts who find themselves stranded in Earth orbit. 90 min. INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 2 - PG13 - Horror The wacky Lambert family is back at it, trying to figure out why they’re connected to the scary spirit world. 105 min. LEE DANIEL’S THE BUTLER - PG13 - Drama - All of Hollywood (including Oprah!) stars in this look at the life of a White House butler. 132 min. MACHETE KILLS - R - Action - The blades swing when Charlie Sheen as the US Pres hires ex-federale Machete (Danny Trejo) to stop terrorist Mel Gibson and save the world with a lot of hot badass babes along the way. See this week’s film critique. 108 min.

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HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS - R - Horror - This 1988 installment in the popular Halloween series had bad guy Michael Myers trying to kill his seven-year-old niece. 88 min. PLANES - PG - Animation - If liked Disney’s Cars (both pictures), then you’ll love this one, also from Disney. 92 min. RUNNER RUNNER - R - Drama - Some poor kid who goes bust in an online poker game arranges a meeting with the man he believes cheated him. 91 min.

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MOLOKAI FESTIVALS OF ALOHA - Thursday to Sunday. The Friendly Isle will get a chance to showcase their famous Aloha spirit. The 2013 event honors the late Aunty Moana Dudoit. Oct. 17: Investiture, Poke Contest, Aloha Attire Contest. This year’s Royal Court will be installed in a regal ceremony and presented their symbols of royalty for a year-long reign. Local Molokai entertainment will be offered as hookupu to the new ali‘i. View the many poke (raw fish) recipes on display. Food, game, art and craft booths too at 6:30PM. Oct 18: Youth Night, Kalo-Ulu-‘Uala Contest, Keiki Talent Contest, Battle of the Bands. The Kamali‘i Kane and Kamali‘i Wahine will be honored with youth musical talents. Delicacies made of Kalo, Ulu or Uala compete for prize winnings. Food, game, art and craft booths at 6:30pm. Oct 19: The highlight of Molokai’s celebration is a one-of-a-kind parade featuring colorful pa’u riders on horseback, country-style floats with exotic island flowers. Parade passes through Kaunakakai town beginning at 9am. Bed Race at 10am and Ho‘olaulea at 11am. Free. Mitchell Pauole Center, (Aiona St. & Ala Malama Ave., Molokai, Kaunakakai); 808-878-1888; festivalsofaloha.com; yuki@connecmaui.com LAHAINA PLANTATION DAYS - Fri & Sat Lahaina Restoration Foundation will present its fifth annual Lahaina Plantation Days, a tribute to West Maui’s rich plantation heritage. This year, the public will enjoy a plantation life tent highlighting the sports and recreation of West Maui’s plantation era, myriad of food booths by Maui’s favorite restaurants, beer and wine garden sponsored by Maui Brewing Co. and Chambers and Chambers Wine Merchants, MauiGrown Coffee tent, keiki game zone, horse rides, multi-cultural exhibit, Pioneer Mill sugar tent and farmers market. $3 per person / Children 5 and under Free. 5-10:30pm former Pioneer Mill site surrounding the old smokestack, (Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-661-3262; lahainarestoration. org; info@lahainarestoration.org MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri. Make the trek Upcountry to Makawao’s Third Friday block party. Enjoy live music, food, drinks, face painting, live art demos and more at this upcountry summer bash. 6-9pm Baldwin Ave., (Makawao); mauifridays.com

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KEB’ MO’ - Fri, Oct 18. Keb’ Mo’, a three-time American Grammy Award-winning blues musician will be performing his genre-blending artfulness and intuitive lyrics. $35, $45, $65. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ‘SOUL TO SOUL’ STEVIE RAY VAUGHN TRIBUTE BENEFIT - Sat, Oct 19. Enjoy a Blues Festival and Tribute at Stella Blues Cafe. Live performances by Vince Esquire, Nils Rosenblad, Alan Villaren, John Ness, Paul Cormaci, Greg DiPiazza, Lenny Francis, Howard Ahia, Benny Uyetake, JoshuaonMaui, Kawika Ortiz, Luke Broadbent and Tristan Rucynski, Mark Johnstone, Michael Elam, Alana Cini, Gina Martinelli, Clay Mortensen, Jamie Gallo, Tempa, Howard Ahia, Kaulana Kanekoa, Rosalind Modica, Tim Hackbarth, Don Lopez, Steve Hodges, Barney Cortinez, Brad Canton, James Somera and Josh Greenbaum. Tickets available at Bounty Music, Request Records, The Wine Corner Paia, Maui Coffee Roasters and Stella Blues in Kihei. $20. 9pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com PINKTOBER BENEFIT SHOW - $10 suggested. 11am-2pm The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; hardrock.com THE MONSTER BALL AT GANNON’S RESTAURANT - Sat, Oct 19. Time for the dance party in Wailea at Gannon’s. This month’s party features free green shot photos for everyone, shave ice cocktail bar hosted by Ululani’s and a VIP lounge. Costumes encouraged, but no masks will be permitted. Must be 21 and over with a valid ID. Music by Dj Joe Cortez,

hosted by Jay J. Cover Charge: $15. 9pm-1am Gannon’s A Pacific View Restaurant, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; gannonsrestaurant.com LEDWARD KA‘APANA - Wed, Oct 23. Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show at the Napili Kai Beach Resort. This week will include Ledward Ka‘apana, the Grand Master of Hawaiian Slack Key. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; napilikai.com

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‘BERMUDA AVENUE TRIANGLE’ - Thu, Oct 17 to Sun Oct 20. ProArts is proud to present Bermuda Avenue Triangle, the hilarious comedy written by Renée Taylor and Joseph Bologna. Two widows are set up in an upscale Las Vegas retirement condo by their careeroriented daughters. Trapped by years of unhappiness, Fanny weeps and Tess complains. But that all changes when these two ladies cross paths with the charming scoundrel Johnny Paolucci, who rocks their worlds. Reserved Seats: $22 / ask about kama‘aina discounts. 7:30pm ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808463-6550; proartspacific.com ‘BENISE’ - Daily (except Thu & Fri). Benise, a new musical event, comes to the Maui Theater. Benise, an Emmy winning musician, will wow audiences with Spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing. $14.99-79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama’aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com YOU GOT IT! - Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event You Got It! starring artist John Stephan. You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125/ka’amaina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com DRAMA CLASS AT THE LAHAINA BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB - Mon, Oct 21. Theatre Theatre Maui is teaming up with the Boys & Girls Club of Maui to provide exciting drama/improv classes for West Maui’s youth. “Theatrical and improvisational training are essential to help develop and maintain confidence, quick-thinking, and self-expression, and we have seen the results firsthand as we watch the children grow and become more confident through each class,” says Theatre Theatre Maui’s Executive Director Angela Thompson. 4:30-5:30pm Boys and Girls Club of Maui - Lahaina Clubhouse, (280 Shaw St., Lahaina); 808-242-4363; bgcmaui.org

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PALMINA WINE PINK PAIRING DINNER - Fri, Oct 18. Here’s a uniquely paired four-course dinner in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Led by celebrated female winemaker Chrystal Clifton, you’ll enjoy three of her hand-selected Palmina wines, paired perfectly with four courses or Japengo’s award-winning Pacific Rim Cuisine. $69 not including tax & gratuity / Free Valet Parking. 6pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; maui.hyatt.com

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PHANTOME - Fri, Oct 25 & Sat Oct 26. Phantome is a multimedia, gothic fantasy show filled with adult, Halloween-themed song & dance acts. $22 / Front row & leg room VIP: $30. 8pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Digiluxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

DJ LaRAGE 10pm; nocover

DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ PlaywFire Ono 9pm; no cover

Adam Masterson 10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

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80’s Revenge w DJ Blast $5

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6:30pm; no cover

Haiku Hillbillys 9:30pm; $10 cover

Will Hartzog; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Next Level Entertainment 9pm; no cover

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DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

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MON - Football / TUE - House Music ; WED Pool Tourney/ Booze Braddahs

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Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Jordan 7pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron

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Tom Conway

Soul Kitchen

Ryan Robinson Acoustic Rock

Jah Residentz 9pm; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm; no cover

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NOBLE CHEF FUNDRAISER AT THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI - Sat, Oct 26. The MCA at UHMC, in partnership with the Fairmont Kea Lani Maui and Youngs Market Company, is hosting the 17th annual benefit, The Noble Chef. Preferred Seating: $250 / General Seating: $185 / Table Sponsorships: $3,000. 6pm Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-840-8402; fairmont.com/kealani QUANTIC - Thu, Oct 31. Whether summoning beats from his hard drive or arranging Latin orchestras in his adopted home of Cali, Colombia, Quantic–an umbrella name for UK-born, Will Holland–never misses the mark. He’s won acclaim for taking on seemingly any genre of music and churning out organic sounds that resonate deep in your soul. PreSale1: $20 / PreSale2: $25 / PreSale3: $30. 9pm Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5798085; paiahalloween13.eventbrite.com TEO CASTELLANOS’ “FAT BOY” - Thu, Nov 7. A show of a mixture of dance styles choreographed by Teo Castellanos. $28. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 THE 23RD HULA O NA KEIKI AT KAANAPLI BEACH HOTEL - Daily. The Hula O Na Keiki competition will commemorate one of Hawaii’s richest traditions, open to hula students from all around the world. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0129; kbhmaui.com LEGEND OF KO’OLAU BY GARY T. KUBOTA - Sat, Nov 9. A historical drama about the life of Kaluaiko‘olau, a Hawaiian cowboy and “outlaw.” $25. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 HERITAGE FILMS: KULEANA - Sun, Nov 10. Numerous short films addressing various subjects facing our communities. $10. 3-6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 BOZ SCAGGS - Thu, Nov 14. Boz Scaggs will be performing a mix of blues, R&B, rock and Jazz, pro-

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MOHALA MAI 2013 - Sat, Oct 26. Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka, under the direction of na Kumu Hula Napua Makua and Kahulu Maluo, invites you to their annual ho‘ike and fundraiser. $37. 5:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

MON - DJ Skinny Guy 10pm; TUES - DJ TRVR, 10pm; WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

ducing American Roots Music. $45, $65, $85, $125. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ODD FUTURE - Fri, Nov 15. Odd Future, a collective from California will be performing a mix of rap music. $25, $35, $45. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ANDERSON+ROE PIANO - Sun, Nov 17. Greg Anderson and Elizabeth Joy Roe will be performing classical music with their pianos. $12, $30, $40. 3-6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 SLIGHTLY STOOPID & BARRINGTON LEVY - Sun, Nov 17. Slightly Stoopid is a band from California that will be performing music that was influenced by a mixture of genres. $35, $45VIP; Day of show: $42, $77VIP. 6-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, OCT 17 PICNIC FOR POKI - Roselani Place and Ola Na Mele Productions invite you to join our residents to a Picnic for Poki. Come enjoy the talented wahine with the smooth island voices creating Hawaiian music from Maui. Ahumanu is Maui radio personality and entertainer Liz “Kopa’a Tita” Morales, and musician/artist/surfer Joni DeMello. Bring your mea‘ai (food) and hali‘i (mat) and enjoy fresh baked cookies and coffee from Roselani Place. Relax under the monkey pod tree. Free. 11am Ka’ahumanu Hawaiian Congregational Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-8717720; roselaniplace.com; diane@roselaniplace.com RANDY BARTLETT AT VIEWPOINTS GALLERY Join them on Thursday evenings for lively conversation with some of Maui’s most notable environmental experts. This week’s expert is Randy Bartlett, the East Maui Watershed Partnership Program Manager. Free. 5pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com

SATURDAY, OCT 19 HALI‘IMAILE GARDEN FUNDRAISER - Kahili Restaurant is helping to bring awareness to hunger,

Fultan Tashombe Pinktober 11am $10 / Evan Schulman 6pm

organic gardening, sustainability, healthy eating, and methods of producing and preparing abundant food on Maui through a benefit night fundraiser in partnership with Hali’imaile Community Garden. Kahili Restaurant will be donating a portion of their DINNER sales during the event to Hali’imaile Community Garden to help to raise funds for the garden’s programs. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Waikapu); 808-242-6000; kahilirestaurant.com SURF AND TURF FOR KEIKI - Keiki with Type 1 Diabetes are invited to a day of safe fun, surfing and ono food. Children with Type 1 will get the chance to surfing and SUP with Maui Wave Riders Surf School, play volleyball, enjoy snacks and lunch, win giveaways and more! Go online for more info and to register your keiki. $25 suggested donation. 8-11am Kalama Beach Park, (1910 S. Kihei Rd.); 650-2697385; abcdiabetics.org; susan@abcdiabetics.org FALL FESTIVAL - A community-centered day celebrating harvest, community, and family. Hundreds of Upcountry-grown pumpkins, food, entertainment, petting zoo, games, arts and crafts, kids activities, local craft vendors and more. 9am2pm Carden Academy, (55 Maka’ena Pl., Pukalani); 808-573-6681; cardenacademyofmaui.org; emortimer@cardenacademymaui.org HAUNTED HAIKU HIKE: MYSTICAL DAYLIGHT HOURS - You know what we realized were more fun than Halloween haunted houses? A Halloween haunted hike! The enchanted land hosts mythical creatures and curious natural features. Hear the local Haiku history and the lore of the land. Create magic wands with the crafty elves to ward off the evil that lurks in the shadows of the night. Daytime event includes: Haunted Haiku history and ghost stories, mythological creature petting zoo, create crafts, maze of mystery, fortune telling, secret caves, elemental magic and illusion, and fairy land. Kids: $5 / Adults: $15 / $10 Paid In Advance. 12-3pm Awalau Farms, (1008 Awalau Rd., Haiku); 808-878-8091; hauntedhaikuhike.com NATIVE LEI MAKING WORKSHOP WITH KALIA KELMENSON AT VIEWPOINTS GALLERY The workshop will include haku lei making with native plant materials growing on her family’s land in upper Kula. Kalia grew up on Maui. She’s enjoyed making

leis since she was a child. Call Viewpoints Gallery to join the workshop, space is limited. $45. 1-4pm Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com HAUNTED HAIKU HIKE: SPOOKY MOONLIGHT HOURS - (Sunday too) Brave the night if you dare and be ready for a scare as Haunted Haiku becomes overrun with ghouls and zombies. The evening event includes: more scares, zombie miners, maze of mystery, creepy critters crawling out of the woods, wereboars, surprises, scares, spooks and a host to Hawaiis haunted hoard. Proceeds go to The Sanctuary: Birth and Family Wellness Center. Kids: $5 / Adults: $15 / $10 Paid In Advance. 5-8pm Awalau Farms, (1008 Awalau Rd., Haiku) ‘HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA’ - Starry Night Cinema is an outdoor movie experience, so movie-goers are welcome to bring blankets, mats or beach chairs (with low backs only, please) to relax and watch it all on Yokouchi Pavilion’s big screen. Sorry, no coolers or outside food or beverages can be allowed into the A&B Amphitheater, but there will be affordable family-friendly options for dinner, snacks and beverages offered by various food vendors. There will be plenty of entertainment while families wait for the film to begin. Free. 5pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

SUNDAY, OCT 20 HAUNTED HAIKU HIKE: MYSTICAL DAYLIGHT HOURS - Daytime event includes: Haunted Haiku history and ghost stories, myth creature petting zoo, create crafts, maze of mystery, fortune telling, secret caves, elemental magic and illusion, and fairy land. Kids: $5 / Adults: $15 / $10 Paid In Advance. 12-3pm Awalau Farms, (1008 Awalau Rd., Haiku); 808-878-8091; hauntedhaikuhike.com MAUI CLASSIC CRUISERS HALLOWEEN NIGHT CRUZ - Done your favorite costume and cruz with Maui’s classics. Bring your hotrod or drool over Maui’s finest restorations. Free. 6-8pm Piilani Village Shopping Center, (297 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); mauicarshows.com; akex@mauicarshows.com

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

JAY’S PLACE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

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Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810 8:15-10:15; no cover

Nuff Sedd 8:30pm; no cover

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (no covers)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Live Music Kaliko’s Way 10:30pm; no cover

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

TUESDAY, OCT 22 INTRODUCTION TO THE DIJERIDU WORKSHOP - Wes (Forest) Hada, Maui’s foremost dijeridu performer and teacher, will discuss the background and history of this Aboriginal Australian instrument, tell an aboriginal story, demonstrate how to play this unique instrument, and invite participants of all ages to play the dijeridu. Free. 6-7:30pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org

WEDNESDAY, OCT 23 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop ten to 7. Road bikes recommended. Free. 7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com JON NORDBY AT MAUI HANDS GALLERY PAIA - Maui Hands Gallery presents the exquisitely crafted lamps by Jon Nordby. He’ll will put the finishing touches on his newest lamps formed from wood, stone, blown glass and small carvings. Free. 11am-2pm Maui Hands, Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855. COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Michael & Greig 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon,

MON-Farzad Azad / TUE-Cole Sulenta / WED-Tracy Styles

Pool Tournament 7pm; no cover

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

WED - Karaoke 9pm

SOA $5

DJ Illz, no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Murray Thorne / Trish da Dish Pub Quiz 9pm; no cover

Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Happy Hour 3-6pm. (744 Front St, Lahaina); 808-669-6425. HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400. HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka‘anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636. JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Wed, Josh Sumbicay 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Mondokane 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kahala Greig 6:308:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234. JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7pm; Mon, Mark Smeltzer 7pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai ); 808-667-0787. KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Fri, Nuff Sedd 9-11pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:309:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700. LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wil-

WED - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover

2 Cats Jazz, no cover Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Songs of Joni Mitchell 6:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - Makai Jazz Group TUE - Magic WED - Joel Katz, Willie K

son 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); (808) 661-4495. LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200. LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400. OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200. PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 8088-667-3200. PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Gretchen 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Gretchen 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881. RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

lis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:308pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy); 808-662-8025. UMALU - Fri, Kahala Greig 6-8pm; Sat, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Thu, Josh Sumbicay 6-8pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

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SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Island Thursday w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; no cover

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover

DJ LX 10pm; no cover

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Mon, Kanoa and Jessica Rabbitt 7pm; Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011. BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Joel Katz 5-6:30pm; Wed, Willie K. 7-9pm; Fri, Stay Eazy 7-9pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen 6-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, The Makai Jazz Group 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Mulligan’s Magic Show 7-9pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131. PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177. RITA’S - Sat, Blues with Louise Lambert and Kenny Geiser 6:30-9:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm; Fri, Funloving Infidels 7pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

GANNON’S A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm. (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010. JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464. KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860. MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888. MAUI COAST HOTEL - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284. MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom & Mark 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322.

Kakona ohana 8:30pm; no cover

Ah-Tim 4pm; no cover

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

MON - DJ Big Mike / TUE - DJ Salvo / WED Ladies Night w/ DJ Decka (all sets 10pm)

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Wed: DJ LX & Jay J - Ladies Night, NLE Dollz Next Level Ent. 9pm

Stevie Ray Vaughn Tribute 9pm $20

TUES- Kimo, 4pm-6pm; no cover WED - Randall Rospond, 4pm-6pm; no cover, Le Gruv, 8:30pm; no cover

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2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

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Kanoa 10pm; no cover

HANA HOU CAFE - Thu, Benny Uyetake 6-9pm; Fri, Steve Sargenti and Swiss 6-9pm; Sat, Tradwinds 6-9pm; Mon, Hula Honeys 6-9pm; Wed, Betz and Adam with Vince Esquire 6:30-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661. MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Thu, Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Richard Dancil Hawaiian Music 6-8pm. (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999. NORTHSHORE CAFE - Thu, Troublemakers Trio 7-10:30pm; Fri, Makana 7-9pm; Tue, Ryan - Keyboards from Brooklyn 7-9pm. (824 Kokomo Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2770. PAIA BAY CAFE - Sun, Hawaiian Steel Guitar w/ Joel Katz 9-11am. (43 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-3111.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Kimo 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779.

RESORT SHOWS

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Wed, Sebrina Barron 6:308:30pm; Thu, Open Mic Night w/ Artie Parti 6:308:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Joshua on Maui 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2910.

KA‘ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL - Ka’anapali Beach Hotel Lobby - Fri, KBH Craft Fair 9am-12pm; Fri, Halau Friday Hula 6-9pm; Daily, Free Sunset Hula Show 6-9pm. Kanaehele Room - Daily (except Sun & Mon), “Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages” Kanehele Room 4:30-7:30pm. Tiki Bar & Grill - Daily, Music by Lanui 6-9pm; Daily, Hula Show 6:30-7pm; Thu, Daniel Palakiko 6-9pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealaoka’ (Jason Fundang) 6-9pm; Every Tue & Wed, Leo Kane 6-9pm. Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Sun, Ka’anapali Champagne Brunch 9am-1pm. 2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 808661-0011.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Fri, Louise Lambert Jazz Trio 7:30-10:30pm; Wed, Blues with the House Shakers 8:30-10:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133. TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:309:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri, Live Music 4-6pm. (28 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm. (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323.

WEST MAUI

HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA - Umalu - Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6pm. 200 Nohea Kai Drive, 808-661-1234.

KA‘ANAPALI BEACH CLUB - Ohana Bar & Grill - Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-9:30pm; Every Wed & Thu, Live Music 5:309:30pm. 104 Ka‘anapali Shores, 808-661-2000. MARRIOTT MAUI OCEAN CLUB - Longboards Ka‘anapali - Wed, Desmond Yap 5:30-9:30pm; Sun, Miles Ahead Duo 8-11am; Daily, Solo guitarists and sunset hula dancers 5:30-8:30pm. 100 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-667-1200.

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Wed, Evan Dove & Friends 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Prime Rib Thursday Night Blues with Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Napili Kai Beach Resort Stage - Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Thu, Kincaid Basques and Albert Kaiana 6:30-9pm. 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., 808-669-6271.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - Mon, Wes Furumoto 6-9pm. (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA - Alaloa Lounge - Every Fri & Sat, Live entertainment 8-12pm. One

Ritz-Carlton Dr., 808-669-6200. ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT - Royal Ocean Terrace - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8pm; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8pm. 2780 Kekaa Dr., 808-661-3611. SHERATON MAUI RESORT & SPA - Lagoon Bar - Daily, Live Music 6-9pm; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 6-8pm; Daily, Cliff Diving Ceremony 6-8pm. 2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy., 808-661-0031. WESTIN KAANAPALI OCEAN RESORT VILLAS - Lobby - Fri, Aloha Friday Craft Fair 9am4pm. 6 Kai Ala Dr., 808-667-3200.

SOUTH MAUI FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Fairmont Kea Lani Lounge - Daily (except Fri), Live Music 5:309:30pm; Daily, Live music 4-9pm. Polo Beach Grille & Bar - Daily, Live Music 4-5:30pm. 4100 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-840-8402. FOUR SEASONS RESORT - Four Seasons Resort Lobby Lounge- Every Tue & Thu, Steve Repollo & Alan Villaren 5:30-7:30pm; Every Tue & Fri, S. Godinez & M. Johnson 8-10:30pm; Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat, Moku 5:30-7:30pm; Wed, Francois Quillet 8-10:30pm; Thu, Nils & Bob 8-10:30pm; Sat, Eddie & Joy 8-10:30pm; Sun, Mondokane 8-10:30pm; Mon, Carl Hashimoto 5:30-7:30pm; Mon, Eddie & Joy or Gene & Marcus 8-10:30pm; Daily, Hula Dancer & Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6:30pm. 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-874-8000. GRAND WAILEA RESORT & SPA - Botero Bar & Lounge - Wed, Live Hawaiian Music 5:309:30pm. Grand Dining Room - Sun, Live Hawaiian Music and Hula Performances 10:30am-1pm. Beachside - Wed, Ocean Info 9am-1pm. 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-875-1234. MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Makena Beach & Golf Resort - Sun, Live Music 9am-1pm; Sun, Hale Manu 9:30am-12:30pm; Every Sun & Wed, ‘Ulalena Lu’au in Makena 5:30pm. 5400 Makena Alanui, 808-875-5888. WAILEA BEACH MARRIOTT RESORT & SPA Kumu Bar & Grill - Daily, Hula Dancing 6:30-9pm. Mele Mele Lounge - Daily, Live Music 9-11pm. 3700 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-879-1922.

EAST MAUI HOTEL HANA-MAUI - Fri, Hula dancing 7-8pm. Paniolo Lounge - Fri, Live music 6-9pm; Every Sun, Wed, Thu & Sat, Live music 6:30-9:30pm. 5031 Hana Hwy., 808-248-8211.

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Sign Language LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) I dreamt in you transformed into a polar bear who hunted seals with gleeful and effective violence. I took it to mean that you’ve recently grown enough snowy white emotional insulation that you can now brave icy and dangerous situations with impunity. Not only that, but you’ve grown to such massive size and ferocity that you’re now the biggest, baddest thing inhabiting the frigid waters you’ve been swimming in for a couple months now. You have nothing to fear for the moment—except bigger polar bears. Luckily, you can see them from a long way off. So relax, finally—just don’t get cocky, or careless.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) You’re a pancake on a griddle, sizzling in hot oil. It’s a little torturous and smoky right now, but pretty soon you’ll be lathered with the sweet balm of syrup and lovingly devoured, because you’ve become so delicious. Your trial by fire is necessary, and in fact desirable, since at the end of it you’ll be more popular and put-together than you have been for years. Just make sure that the person who’ll get the first taste of the new you is worthy of it, and who’ll add the right flavors to it. None of this margarine and fake syrup bullshit. You deserve real butter and authentic maple goodness, all the way.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Don’t throw yourself out with the garbage. There’s every likelihood, as you continue the endless cycle of purging your life of all the useless detritus it’s accumulated, that you’ll accidentally mix your keys, wallet, or cellphone with the trash. Be careful of that this week, and also of disposing of some of your useful personal qualities, which could get dumped along with the selfishness, pettiness, or self-destructive levels of efficiency you’re trying to get rid of. Instead of being forced to chase the garbage truck down your street, demanding to rummage through the rubbish in search of you’re your credit cards or your self-respect, simply be careful not to throw them out in the first place.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Imagine the thrill of finding something as valuable and sentimentally rich as a cache of treasure you hid a decade ago. There’s a small likelihood this week that you might uncover a repository of cash and goodies you’d concealed and completely forgotten about. Even more likely, however, is the possibility of digging up heretofore unrecalled wisdom you possessed and discarded ages ago. We’re constantly recycling ourselves, becoming new people. One person’s trash is another’s treasure. You’re a different person than you were. Isn’t it possible that the junk of your past could be the rich bounty of your present?

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Strip. It’s probably too cold to be dancing outside in your skivvies, but you should be as naked as possible, as often as healthily possible, in as many ways as possible. In other words, eliminate as many barriers—both physical and emotional—between you and the world as you can. There are times to be cautious and guarded; this isn’t one of them. Everything that hits you this week (whether seemingly good or bad) is like sunshine and rain to a newly-sprouted plant. It’s exactly what you need to grow and blossom. If you shield yourself from it, you’ll only stunt your own long-term potential. Instead, embrace it, and bloom. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) The bed you’ve made—which you now must lie in—is a curious mixture of comfy and scratchy. This is what you get for hedging your bets. Still, I’m glad you did. Sometimes it’s best to put all your eggs in one basket and just hope it works out, but you were smart enough to realize that, given your odds, you’d be better off not pinning all your hopes on just one thing. So what’s happened is like a storm cloud with both a dark, thunder-filled belly, and a brilliantly golden bright side. Brave the weather as you must, but don’t focus on it. Instead, concentrate on unfolding the silver lining of your situation, until it covers everything. I think you’ll find it stretches much further than you expected. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Be careful not to trip this week, because at least half a dozen conniving conspirators are waiting in the wings to kick you while you’re down. If you manage not to fall, you’ll never see them; they’re like cowardly hyenas who’d never dare to face you at your full strength. Therefore, watch your step, puff out your chest, and roar a lot. If you manage to get through the next ten days without fucking up or being hamstrung, you’ll be home free. The craven scavengers hoping to benefit from your failure will scatter and disappear, in search of easier prey. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Severe stress makes you want to roll into a ball and hide. Who can blame you? Heed your instincts when they demand you curl up self-protectively. However, instead of cowering, roll intrepidly into the difficult situations you’re dreading. After all, the quandaries you’re shrinking from won’t dissolve on their own. Be a ball. Spheres are resilient, and when you’re in this cautious emotional stance, threats and weapons headed your way will almost certainly be deflected. Roll with anything else that comes your way, make forward progress whenever you can, and the depressing impediments to your happiness will be behind you at least ten times sooner than they would’ve been, otherwise.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You’re Snow White in the forest. Hold out a finger and a chirping bird will swoop down to land on it. Starving deer will emerge from their wooded hideouts to nibble from your hand. Unfortunately being a multifaceted Gemini is a double-(or quadruple-) edged sword. You’re just as likely to fry up the songbird for dinner or skin the doe as simply enjoy their company. Similarly, the prince(ss) that comes out of the woodwork in answer to your innocent song of longing may glimpse your equally powerful dark side and run screaming. Don’t try to hide your most shadowy urges. Instead, make it your goal to find the royal consort who’d run screaming if you didn’t have that dark side. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Make sure you bundle up. Chilly weather doesn’t have to be heinous torture; the difference between misery and contentment is proper insulation. But although the climate’s likely to be pretty brisk this week, that’s not exactly what I’m talking about. Instead you should be donning layers of padding between you and the frosty emotional temperatures gusting across your landscape. They could be bracing, even invigorating, or they could be horrible and damaging, depending on how geared up you are. If you’re not prepared to wear the mental equivalent of seven layers of cotton, wool, and Gore-Tex, you ought to jump on a plane headed for the equator, fast.

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