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QUIZ understood Kihei Police Station (located on the Pi‘ilani Highway next door to Monsanto), The Maui News reported that the station has 47,000 square feet of space. According to the story, how big is the old Kihei police station near Foodland? A. 1,400 square feet B. 2,400 square feet C. 3,400 square feet D. 4,400 square feet E. 5,400 square feet
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3. Council voted current Arakawa Administration aide/former Maui County Councilman Danny Mateo to a new county post that pays $93,400 per year. What is Mateo’s new job? A. Tax Assessor B. Treasurer/Tax Collector C. County Archivist D. County Clerk E. County Administrative Officer
The Hawaii Ethics Commission asked schools across the state to stop promoting a corporation’s Make-AWish Foundation fundraiser, according to a Dec. 6 blog post from Pacific Business News. What was the name of the company that’s been pushing the fundraiser for the past seven years? A. Walmart B. Sears C. Macy’s D. K-Mart E. Costco
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MPD OFFICER NELSON JOHNSON ARRESTED, PART DEUX
LC INDEFINITELY NITELY DEFERS LIFE’S S A BEACH PROFANITY PROSECUTION OSECUTION Last week in this space I reported eported that the Maui County Liquor Controll Board of Adjudication was preparing to smack-down ck-down Haui’s Life’s A Beach in Kihei forr permitting “obscene language, songs, or entertainment” ntertainment” in defiance of the county’s liquor rules. The incident, according to the agenda, took place on Feb. 16 of this year at approximately 12:50am. The agenda for the Dec. 5, 2013 hearing listed Life’s A Beach owner Howard Grunes as all set to plead no contest.
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According to a tiny, byline-less blurb buried on page 4 of the Dec. 4 Maui News (it’s where newspapers hide all their legitimate scoops) sourced to the vaguely sounding “police records,” Maui Police Officer Nelson Johnson got arrested again–this time on Monday, Dec. 2. The charge? Guess: “Maui police officer Nelson Johnson has been charged with second-degree assault and two counts of physical abuse for allegedly slapping his daughter, police say,” reported the paper. That part we know–MPD slapped Johnson in irons back on Nov. 20 for allegedly hitting his teenage daughter so hard she suffered a concussion (Johnson posted $2,000 bail and was placed on administra-
But it never happened. According to Grunes, before the hearing the LC told him they were pulling the case from the agenda. Grunes added that he had no idea if the LC would bringg it up p
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If Maui County Council Member Mike White’s mission was to gum up Mayor Alan Arakawa’s proposal to buy 186 acres of Launiupoko land, then he’s well on his way to success. If you’ll recall, back in November Arakawa announced that he’d struck a deal with Makila Land Co. (Peter Martin, Jim Riley and Glenn Tremble, according to state records) to buy that coastal acreage for $13 million. The purchase would secure land necessary for a public park stretching from the Pali to Puamana–a longtime dream of Arakawa’s–as well as make it easy for the county to move Honoapi‘ilani Highway inland when climate change-spurred sea level rise makes it impossible to use the current route. Right off the bat, White took exception to the proposal. He dismissed Makila’s Dec. 31 deadline for signing the deal, publicly rejected the $13 million as too high and called for new appraisals. A few weeks later two new numbers came in: a $9.4 million reappraisal and a $6.6 million appraisal. Steve Goodfellow, who is also a partner in Makila, told the Maui County Council that the land-owners could easily go back and get yet another appraisal that’s more than $13 million, according to the Dec. 4 Maui News. Goodfellow was reportedly also pissed that the Council’s Budget & Finance Committee had uttered the dreaded “C” word (that would be “condemnation”). If the proposed park and the moving of the highway is as important as administration officials have been saying, then condemning the land is definitely the way to go, though I doubt the County Council meant it as anything other than a negotiating tactic. As for what will actually happen to the land, that’s anyone’s guess at this point. The County Council certainly didn’t surprise anyone by deferring the matter at their Dec. 6 meeting, meaning there’s just one more County Council meeting (Friday, Dec. 20)
before we all hit Makila’s year-end deadline. Of course, the Council could come to some sort of agreement that suits all sides by Dec. 20, and then schedule a special meeting before the end of the year to vote on the thing again (two votes are required). Whether that’s more likely than the Pacific simply swallowing the parcels remains to be seen.
tive leave). Now here’s the new stuff: “Johnson was recently sought on a warrant, police said after felony charges were filed,” The Maui News reported. “Police arrested Johnson on Monday, y, and he was later released after postingg $5,000 bail, police records show.”” Whoa–Warrant? $5,000 bail? ail? This appears to be an entirely new arrest for an entirely new incident–not simply the MPD rearrested Johnson to formally charge him with something new. KITV reported as much on Dec. 5. “Nelson Johnson, 46, was as charged with two counts off abuse of a family or household member with injury and one count of assault ult in the second degree,” the Honolulu TV news station reported. “Police did not reveal eal who the victim was in this latest incident.” I contacted Wailuku attorney ney David Cain, who is representing Johnson, ohnson, but he said he hadn’t heard anything hing about any second arrest and would check it out. Johnson apparently remains on administrative dministrative leave. And for those at home keeping ping score, Johnson is indeed the same officer who ho MauiTimee Publisher Tommy Russo says slapped apped him for trying to film him during the infamous famous Dog The Bounty Hunter incident back ck in April 2011. A civil case concerning that incident dent is pending.
again, and declined further comment. Officials at the LC were similarly tight-lipped. “Complaint and Accusation No. 2013-53 against Haui Inc. dba Haui’s Life’s A Beach was deferred by the Liquor Control Adjudication Board pending review by the Department of the Corporation Counsel of a possible legal issue,” LC Deputy Director Traci Fujita Villarosa said in a Dec. 9 email to me. “I do not know if or when it will return to Board’s agenda in the future.”
CORRECTION
“Crinkle fries? I don’t think you’ll find those in all of Waikiki.” -Woman at Royal Hawaiian Center, Dec. 7
In my Dec. 5, 2013 story “Twenty Marines Were Killed” about the Dec. 7, 1943 US Navy dive bomber mid-air over Haiku, I misstated the name of the school currently occupying the old Japanese internment camp building in Haiku. In 2012, The Roots School moved into that structure. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com
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fered by the Hawaii State Public Library System. The HSPLS also has added services to help patrons learn how to speak the Hawaiian language. The HSPLS Mobile Netbook Loan Program offers netbook computers for loan at 37 public libraries across the state. The netbooks will be available for a three-week loan period–free-of-charge–for those with a valid library card. Each computer features Microsoft Office 2010 programs including Word, Excel, PowerPoint and OneNote. They are also Internet compatible. “We are delighted to offer our HSPLS Mobile program and envision it as an exciting new way to bridge the digital divide in Hawaii,” said State Librarian Richard Burns. “It is a unique opportunity to bring technology to Hawaii’s people and share our abundant e-resources and free services through our HSPLS website.” The cost of the computers was covered by a federal Library Services and Technology Act grant. The HSPLS is also now offering Zinio for Libraries, the world’s largest newsstand for eMagazines. The system will feature more than 20 complete full-color digital magazines, which can be viewed on most Internet-enabled devices through the HSPLS website. “Zinio for Libraries is the perfect way for people who love to read magazines to read on the go,” said Ann Fujioka, HSPLS Technical Services Section Manager. “Patrons with a valid HSPLS library card can choose from a wide variety of the latest magazines including Rolling Stone, Cosmopolitan, Newsweek, National Geographic and more, with no waiting, and no loan period to worry about.” In order to read the digital magazines, patrons will need to create two accounts– a library Zinio account and a free Zinio. com account. The eMagazines also can be accessed on mobile devices through the
Zinio Reader app. Learning how to speak Hawaiian has been made easier via the new, free Mango Languages and HSPLS website. The Mango Languages system allows patrons to take lessons at their own pace. You can review and practice your language skills as you advance through each lesson. Memory building exercises are built into each lesson to help you retain what you learn. Mango also provides an option where you can record your speech and compare it directly to audio from a native speaker to hear exactly how to adjust your accent; intuitive popups will also help you with pronunciation. Mango can quickly get you to a point where you feel comfortable speaking the language by using locally relevant conversational encounters that can be used in real-life situations. The HSPLS has also partnered with Chilifresh to develop a new app called “Hawaii Mobile.” The mobile app–available for both iOS and Android devices–ties into the library system where you can browse the HSPLS catalog; scan a barcode from a book, DVD or CD to check availability; view checked out/ reserved/hold items; renew items and check account information such as items borrowed, due dates, fines, and more. To install HSPLS’ mobile app, scan the QR codes for iOS or Android devices, or search “chilifresh hawaii” in the Google Play Store or the Apple App Store on your mobile device. Funding for these electronic services was also provided by the federal Library Services and Technology Act, which is administered by the Institute of Museum and Library Services. For more information on all the new services, visit the HSPLS website at librarieshawaii. org or phone your nearest public library. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com
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This year’s Na Mele O Maui Song and Art Competition–held at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center on Dec. 5–featured Maui county students from 16 schools. The 41st annual competition–the Valley Isle’s only county wide Hawaiian song and art competition–is dedicated to the preservation of native culture. It was designed to perpetuate Hawaiian music, language and arts. The competition strives to foster education and enlightenment of Hawaii’s heritage. The theme of this year’s event was “Na Wahi Pana Aloha Hawaii, Beloved Places of Hawaii,” providing students the opportunity to sing and create artwork about cherished places in the state. Classes from kindergarten to grade 12 participated in the song competition. Each class performed two songs in Hawaiian. The first was the Contest Song which was chosen by the committee to fit the theme. The second song was a Choice Song selected by participating classes to reflect the theme. The 2013 Art Competition finalists were honored in a special awards presentation and their winning artwork was displayed on stage. The overall winner at the event was Kamehameha Schools Maui ‘Opio Division Grades 9-12. The Hawaiian Language Award went to Paia Elementary Division II Grades 2-3. The Division I Grades K-1 Competition Song this year was “Puamana.” The first place award went to Kula Kaiapuni O Maui ma Paia / Teacher: Ipolani Mederios / Choice Song: “Aloha ‘Ia No ‘O Maui.” The Second Place award went to Emmanuel Lutheran School / Teachers: Andrea Kaio, Amber Parrish and Liz Morales / Choice Song: “Mauna Kahalawai.” The Division II Grades 2-3 Competition Song was “Koke‘e.” Paia Elementary
/ Ku‘ulei Hokoana with Choice Song “Nohili E” was named first place. Second Place went to Wailuku Elementary / Teachers Chaz Casro and Rosie Johnson. The Choice Song was “Mauna Kahalawai Kahalawai O Maui.” The first place winner in the ‘Opio Division Grades 9-12 (Competition Song: “Palehua”) was Kamehameha Schools Maui / Teachers Dale Nitta and Kalei A‘arona Lorenzo / Choice Song: “Uakea O Hana.” Second place went to Molokai High School / Teacher Kalei Kawa‘a / Choice Song: “He Mele No Hina.” The Division III Grades 4-5 Competition Song was “Hila Hanakahi.” First place was awarded to Kamehameha Schools Maui / Teacher: Clark Tuitele / Choice Song: “Kaho‘olawe.” Second Place went to Kula Kaiapuni O Maui / Teacher: Ku‘u‘ini Mederios. Their Choice Song was “Hanohano no ‘o Hawaii.” In Division IV Grades 6-8, the Competition Song was “Kaimana Hila.” Kamehameha Schools Maui / Teacher: Leimamo Nitta took First Place honors. Their Choice Song was “Kalama‘ula.” Second place honors went to Ke Kula Kaiapuni O Kalama / Teacher: Wailani Farm / Choice Song “Kipahulu.” This year’s song competition judges were Reiko Fukino, music; Kahuli Eldridge, language; and Kamaka Kukona, overall judge. Classroom choirs were judged on musical competence, language proficiency and interpretation, stage presence and all-around enthusiasm. Prizes were awarded based on overall scores within grade level divisions.
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News Of The Weird SOMETHING IN THE AIR Is the signature smell of Texas A&M University more “Italian lemon, bergamot and iced pineapple” (that open into “a body of vivid florals, raw nutmeg and cinnamon”) or more “bat feces” and “chilifest stink”? The two commentaries were contrasted in a November Wall Street Journal report on the introduction of Masik Collegiate Fragrances’ Texas A&M cologne (one of 17 Masik college clients) at around $40 for a 1.7-ounce bottle. Louisiana State University’s scent conjures up, insisted one grad, the campus’s oak trees, but so far has pulled in only $5,500 for the school. (To a football rival of LSU, the school’s classic smell is less oak tree than “corn dog.”) The apparent gold standard of fan fragrance is New York Yankees cologne, which earned the team nearly $10 million in 2012.
FATHER OF THE YEAR Among America’s most prolific “fathers” (in this case, perhaps better considered “eggfertilizers”) are Nathaniel Smith, age 39, who claimed on TV’s Divorce Court in September that he is the father of 27, and the late Samuel Whitney, whose grown stepdaughter Lexie Woods learned that he claimed 54 before he died in July at age 87. Smith (known in Dayton, Ohio, as “Hustle Simmons”) insisted that he is a fine father (doesn’t smoke or drink, keeps contact with most of the kids, has “only” 21 child-support orders out), and besides, he told WHIO-TV, “I know of people who have even more than me.” Among Whitney’s belongings, said Woods, were a “pile” of birth certificates and a stash of maximum-strength Viagra. “He was a likable man, a ladies’ man.”
LATEST COLLATERAL DAMAGE In October, a 28-year-old man, reeling from a domestic argument in Port Richey, Fla., put a gun to his head and, against his girlfriend’s pleas, fired. As a neighbor across the street stood on her porch, the suicide bullet left the victim’s head and made three wounds on the neighbor’s leg, sending her to the hospital. And about a week later, on the Norwegian island of Vesteroy, a moose hunter missed his target but hit an obscured cottage in the distance, wounding a man in his 70s as he answered nature’s call. He was airlifted to Ullevaal University Hospital in Oslo.
ANIMAL SACRIFICE IN AMERICA In September, Orthodox Jewish communities once again staged traditional kaparot, in which chickens are killed in a prescribed way for the purpose of “transferring” a believer’s latest sins over to the chicken (whose death banishes the sins). In many such ceremonies, the chickens are donated for food, but protesters in Los Angeles criticized rogue practitioners who simply tossed carcasses into the trash. In November, Miami-Dade County animal services found a severely injured chicken with a family’s 4-by-6 photo-
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graph protruding from its chest, having been haphazardly “implanted,” along with a note containing several hand-written names, apparently a casualty of local Santeria services.
THIS WEEK IN TOILET NEWS Toilets are always a favorite protest symbol, most recently employed by David Labbe, disputing a zoning decision by officials in Augusta, Maine, preventing the sale of his house to Dunkin’ Donuts (for, he said, three times what he paid), and he has begun lining his property with discarded toilets. Augusta-native Labbe says he has given up on his city and his neighbors (who fear traffic problems if a Dunkin Donuts opens). On the same day, coincidentally, toilets made news in Los Angeles, whereYoYo Li was about to open the city’s first toilet-themed restaurant, patterned after several in Taiwan in which diners squat at tables and eat off commode-shaped serving vessels.
CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE Twice again, in November, men wrongfully convicted of major, chilling crimes, who were finally freed after serving long sentences, claimed upon release that they were–somehow–not bitter. Ryan Ferguson was released in Missouri after serving almost 10 years for a murder he surely knew nothing about (convicted because a prosecutor withheld exculpatory evidence). Derrick Deacon was freed in New York after nearly 25 years–served because the eyewitness (who finally recanted) had identified Deacon out of fear of retaliation by the Jamaican gang member she actually saw.
TRUE LOVE It was Linda Ducharme’s turn in the spotlight in November as one of a seemingly increasing number of people who commit to bethrothing themselves to inanimate objects (“objectophiles,” “mechaphiles”). The Gibsonton, Fla., woman’s spouse is a Ferris wheel called the Sky Diva, and their relationship was chronicled on the Logo TV channel’s show “What!?” Most famously, Erika La Tour Eiffel of San Francisco staged her 2008 wedding to the Eiffel Tower.
WEIRD DEATH UPDATE A formal investigation into the strange death of British intelligence code-breaker Gareth Williams concluded in November with a police judgment that the death was an accident, despite the body’s having been discovered inside a zippered and padlocked garment bag in an otherwise unused bathtub in his London apartment. An earlier inquest into the 2010 death had unsatisfactorily failed to rule out foul play, setting up the police examination, but two facts stood out, according to the officer in charge: The key to the padlock was found within easy reach of the bag, and, according to experts, even though no usable fingerprints or DNA was found in the apartment, it had not been “deep-cleaned” (as might be expected in a death with intel-op implications). ■
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By now, we’re all much too familiar with the horror stories of Christmas shopping. Big Box retailers here and on the Mainland are cramped, frantic places even without the holiday pressure. Why do we put up with endless lines in parking lots and checkstands, to say nothing of aisles and aisles filled with junk made largely by poor people thousands of miles away working for giant multinational corporations that are only concerned with bottom-line profits? There’s a better way. Here’s our guide to products and services made here on Maui. It’s an eclectic, off-beat list of stuff that only exists here, but we’re pretty sure that if you look hard enough, you’ll find something special for your loved ones. So save some time, energy and sanity and shop local this year. We’ll all be glad you did.
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Gifts That Go The Distance Shipping gifts can be sketchy, especially if you’re the one who has to do all the packing. Luckily, the Hi-Five Box is there to make everyone stoked on local Maui products, and there are lots of options for delivery. They even have monthly subscriptions, and the goods inside change seasonally or by selection. Once a month, month they pack it full of five different differe ent Maui products, ranging from gourmet foodie finds to divi divine ine body care to handmade housewares. house ewares. $39 Kulafields.com/farmshop Kulaf fields.com/farmshop
Better Than Butter What’s up with the holiday tins of butter cookies? Yeah, they look festive from the outside but the contents are anything but. Plus, they’re made in India. How about instead giving real baked goods from one of our many local bakeries. You can find lots of these sweet treats at local markets like Puk Sup and Takamiya, or you can head straight to the bakery itself. Many of them are well-known for specialties: Komoda’s–cream puffs and stick donuts; Maui Dee-Lites–shortbread cookies; Four Sisters–butter rolls and cheese rolls; S&J Bakery–pies and breads; Patticakes Bakery– mac nut snow balls; Leoda’s–pies and breads; Stillwell’s–ditto; HomeMaid: manju and malasadas. Have them put it in a white bakery box and embellish it with a bow and you’re good to go. $5-20 Maui Dee-Lites 322 N Market St., Wailuku; 808-871-7919
Four Sisters 1968 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku; 808-244-9333
Leoda’s 820 Olowalu Village Rd.; 808-662-3600
Takamiya Market 359 Market St., Wailuku; 808-244-3404
Home Maid Bakery 1005 L. Main St, Wailuku; 808-244-7015
Pukalani Superette 15 Makawao Ave., Pukalani; 808-572-7616
Stillwells Bakery 1740 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Wailuku; 808-243-2243
Patticakes Bakery 1276 L. Main St., Wailuku; 808-244-7024
Cash & Carry 90 Amala Pl., Kahului; 808-871-2535
Blown Away Stop by the Makai G Glass Creations workshop and get blown away by the mystic mystti performance of hot glass in action. The Maui-inspired sc sculptures cu capture big ocean wave curls and tiny pineapple bottle bo b stops to life-sized conch shells. No matter what w these artisans create, all the work demonstrates de e the intricacies of their colored fragile medium. Makai Glass Creations 903 Hali‘imaile Rd.; 808-269-8255 m makaiglass.com Fin n Artists Craft Fair Fine The W Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas 6 Kai A Al Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali; 808-667-3200 The W Westin Maui Resort and Spa We 2365 K Ka‘anapali Pkwy.; 808-667-2525 Grand Wailea W 3850 Waile Wailea e Alanui Dr.; 808-875-1234 Maui Fin Fine n Art Gallery Rainbow M Mall, Kihei; 808-463-9383
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Hats are always a great gift for the head providing fashion and function looking good while they protect you from the sun. The embroidered trucker hats by Aquaholic are fun and designed locally. Tara Bouchard paints with acrylics that never fade on her hats. The colors, appliqués and combinations seem endless whether you are topping a male or female head. Foam Co. 70 E Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-873-7833 Honolua Surf Co. Island wide, Honoluasurf.com Tara B. Designs Etsy.com/shop/TaraBouchard
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The Royal Scrub The Queen Bee products made on Maui are hand-crafted by an artisanal herbalist and esthetician team with their own bees raised in Kula. The resulting honey-based organic products are both top quality and coveted. “This is one of the best exfoliants I have used,” says Haiku Esthetician Emily Grace. “Besides that it works amazing to get rid of those crusty dry skin cells. It’s made with organic ingredients like raw honey, green papaya enzymes and almond and apricot meal. It’s also inexpensive for the priceless work it does.” Queen Bee has lots of other amazing products, too, like lip balm and body moisturizers. $15-$30 Emily Grace Esthetics 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku; 808-575-2222; Emilygraceesthetics.com Green Ti 40 Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-8788; Greentimaui.com Paragon Salon 1160 Makawao Ave., 808-573-1300, paragonsalonmaui.com
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Deck The Halls Dec Searc Searching for that perfect deck? Take a ride on the wild side where you’ll find everything you need to put together the perfect skateboard. toget Hi Te Tech 425 K Koloa St., Kahului; 808-877-2111; Surfmaui.com 808-8 Laha Lahaina Skate Co. 687 W Waine‘e St., Lahaina 808-661-1637 808-6
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Pimp Your Dreamland Nothing could be cozier than a stack of handmade blankets and quilts for a loved one. At Indigo, you’ll find the softest handwoven wools, repurposed silk saris and reclaimed cotton quilts and bed coverings. You can also find crafted quilts and baby blankets at Uniques and many of the other craft fairs going on island-wide this Christmas. Indigo 149 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-9199
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Rash Guard It’s more than a shirt since you can wear it in the water. The double-duty garment also protects you from the elements where sunscreen and skin can’t. If you’re a water sports enthusiast, these are a must. Just don’t wear it to dinner. Sailboards Maui 22 Baldwin Ave., Paia; 808-579-8432 Hi Tech 425 Koloa St., Kahului; 808-877-2111; Surfmaui.com
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Feather arts is one of the oldest practiced art forms on this island. It’s the ancient practice of very carefully stringing and sewing feathers into bands, leis, capes, standards and garments. In fact, Maui is renowned for its pheasant hat bands. These days, the art form takes contemporary and traditional forms but either way, these items will become family heirlooms.
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The sweetest gift Maui has to give is a little jar of liquid gold. It’s cool, because you let the bees do all the hard work. Maui has a great selection of honey so buying local is easy! Look for different flavors like Kiawe, wild flower and Noni.
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Old Hawaii travel posters, sepia-toned photos of old, holiday cards and vintage Hawaiiana images make great gifts for the Hawaii buff. Looking for that special vintage cannabis sativa botanical illustration? It’s here, too. And they have plenty of sizes and options to choose from.
Christmas season is movie time at the gorgeous Castle Theatre where the FirstLight Film Festival goes off with the Academy screenings. Fill your film critic’s stocking with Fast Passes, a $48 four-film ticket that gives the bearer VIP access and priority admissions using the FastPass Line and can be shared by two or more people.
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Suit And Tie Boardshorts are standard kit on Maui and are pretty much always a good gift. Guys can never have too many! Sailboards Maui 22 Baldwin Ave., Paia; 808-579-8432 Honolua Surf Co. Island-wide, Honolasurf.com Adventure Sports Maui 400 Hana Hwy., Kahului; 808-877-7443
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Wrap It Wrap It Good Wrap that gift guilt-free! Recycled, repurposed and recyclable wrapping paper made by the Maui start-up Wrappily will bless your gifts, and Maui’s landfills will thank you. Wrapping paper wastes yards of space in the trash and is usually printed in China. Wrappily is hitting the school holiday fairs and making a difference in wrapped gifts this Christmas. Wrappily.com HUE 261 Lalo St., Kahului; 808-873-6910 Uniques Schaefer Gallery Gift Shop, Mauiarts.org
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Inspired Art The most unique gift you can offer a friend is a piece of original art. Head to galleries or art fairs for individual, hand-made works that will speak volumes and last a lifetime. Or just contact the artist directly, like MauiTime’s own Ron Pitts. Garth Marriott Original Art Maui Hands, Islandwide, mauihands.com Lahaina Art Society Fine Art Fair Dec 14 & 15 and Dec 28 & 29 under the Banyan Tree Ron Pitts Kelseypro.com/RonPitts
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Body Shop No need to give in to corporate body products when Maui’s busy farmers and crafters are making such beautiful and natural hand and body ody soaps, lotions and lip products. Maui Soap Co. Mauibath.com Ali‘i Kula Lavender Farm 1100 Waipoli Rd., Kula; 808-878-3004
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The sensation of smell is very strong, and can evoke especiallyy vivid memories and emotions. Go intimate by gifting a vial of delicious vanilla and tropical Bootzie Oil in a charming pink satin bag. The oil has a luxuriouss smell developed by Maui Girl Bootzie. Or if the gift of ’re aromatherapy is more what you’re looking for, a bottle of Gemelixirr is a special blend of essential oils and gemstones that createss ns a spray to initiate transformations ss, in the specific areas (love, stress, ar abundance) of your life. Cos Bar stocks stocks luxurious hard to source scents.
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Beach Bums Be Th bikini (or at least a swimsuit) is an essential part of the wardrobe The b on be Maui. The great news is there are so many styles and selections to choose from that there’s a suit for every shape. CaraMiya Davies-Reid e es-Reid custom-makes bathing suits for shape and size, and you can order r rder them at Indigo and on Etsy. Maui Girl has been making ssuits on the island that keep up with trends. At the Bikini Market in Kihei, the Indie Attire Bikinis are hand-sewn and rreasonably priced. Hanu Hawaii is a one-woman show, making her bikinis and selling on Etsy. Bikini Market, 1819 S. Kihei Rd.; 808-891-8700 B Maui Girl, 19 Baldwin Ave., Paia; 808-579-9266 Ma Cmiya: Etsy.com/shop/caramiya and at Indigo, Paia Cmiya C Hanu Ha an Hawaii, etsy.com/shop/hanuhawaii
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Fashion’s best wrist embellishments come in many forms and wrap up nicely. The African carved recycled PVC from Pearl are uber cool. Field someone’s need for bling at Passion for Fashion where their tons of ornate bracelets could be just the showstopper she’s looking for. Pearl 71 B Pearl, Baldwin Ave., Paia; 808-579-8899 Pa Passion as For Fashion, 335 Keawe St., Lahaina 808-667-7432 8
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What The Stork Say Onesies are all the rage for the diaper-wearing crew, and you don’t need anything else in the tropical weather. My Little Maui has the softest screen prints with cute sayings like “miso cute” found at Blue Ginger Stores. The kid tees at MauiThing are cool, too. MauiThing 7 N. Market St., Wailuku 808-249-0215 MauiThing.com
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Just when you thought vanilla was boring, Maui c. Preserved has found a way to make it exotic. n go There’s a lot you can say for a flavor that can tility in coffee, dessert or on your rice. The versatility of vanilla will surprise you.
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Condiment Revolution Little spicy bottles of flavor sensations will stoke out your foodie friends and keep well under the tree. Maui has lots of great folks making amazing condiment blends. Like Backyard Juice, which is a chili pepper water shoyu blend–just what your steak ordered. Or shake Adoboloco on just about anything to add their signature spicy twang. Ah Fooks Supermarket 65 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 808-877-3308
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Santa Got A Light? The big deal this year at all the smoke shops is the advent of the electronic cigarette. The Vape market has grown in leaps and bounds, and now various flavors and fancy vape cigarettes in a rainbow of colors exist to smokers’ delights. If your beloved smoker is a traditionalist, stick to the essentials–organic tobaccos, tobacco water pipes, stash cans to keep your leaves fresh, quality rolling papers and lighters. Hawaiian Holy Smokes, 320 Ohukai Rd., Kihei; 808-879-2826 Maui Mana, 1794 S Kihei Rd.; 808-875-7881 Westside Vibes, 1087 Limahana Pl.; 808-667-1900 Still Smokin, 161 Alamaha St.; Kahului, 873-3111 South Shore Vape, 58 Central Ave. Wailuku; 808-351-8659
Bookworms Not everyone wants to read on a Kindle this Christmas. Printed books give just as much comfort and joy. You can find fun titles at Biasa Rose or hard-to-find books for kids at Maui Child. Maui Creations and the Bailey House Museum have a few Hawaiian titles and the various Friends of the Library shops around the island will have an eclectic mix of new and old books.
Hawaiian SUP The Hawaiian flag design by Elua Makani is eye-catching. Look for more sharp stand-up sport boards this Christmas and paddle your way to health and serenity.
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Who says beauty can’t be functional? You actually don’t have to be Rambo to appreciate these gorgeous blades by Mark Runyun. This is sexy, hand-forged steel inserted into local hardwoods and accompanied by a handmade sheath.
You don’t have to be a tech nerd to find cool gadgets. Just get the add ons and accessories for the screen time-obsessed. The Watershot for iPhone can take your electronics underwater up to 195 feet. But if phone cases don’t work, sports enthusiasts and geeks love using the GoPro to tail their every move. Hint: check your local pawn shops for cool devices, too.
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Light It Up Housewares inspired by the natural world will delight your most ardent home decorator. Look for shell and driftwood accents, agate and onyx house lamps and cozy decorator pillows and throws. Now that’s decor that everyone can appreciate. Eve Black Hawaii 120 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-5793330 Lifestyle Maui 703 Lower Main St., Wailuku; 808-242-1863, lifestylemaui.com
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This Weeks Picks FRIDAY, DEC. 13 GROUNDATION & THE ABYSSINIANS – Here’s your chance to see Groundation and The Abyssinians with Father Psalms & Rootz Revealerz. Hailing from Northern California, the roots Reggae band Groundation has released more than half a dozen studio albums. Named after a Rastafari holiday, Groundation’s sound fuses hints of dub and Jazz. Sharing the stage with the likes of Don Carlos, Steel Pulse and Rebelution, Groundation continues to forge a path authentic to their roots. Joining them will be The Abyssinians, another prolific Rastafari band. Known best for their album Satta Massagana, they’re notable for incorporating Rastafari doctrine in their music. Special guests Father Psalms & Roots Revealerz will open the show. $35-$75. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Groundation.com
RETRO ‘80S DANCE PARTY – Lahaina’s Second Friock day Town Party means Retro ‘80s Night at Hard Rock e at Cafe. Don your best ‘80s gear and enter for a chance winning a $100 Visa gift card for the best costume. DJ nk Ron will keep the beats coming while Happy Hour drink e! specials will help to keep you footloose and fancy free! fe No cover. 21+. 9:30pm-1:30am. Hard Rock Cafe k. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808- 667-7400, hardrock. com. Photo: ShinesFresh/Wikimedia Commons
FRIDAY, DEC. 13 ‘THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE’ – ProArts in Kihei is proud to present the Tony-winning musical The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, produced and directed by Jonathan Lehman. Six adolescent outsiders, overseen by grown-ups who barely seem to be adults themselves, learn that winning isn’t everything and that losing doesn’t necessarily make you a loser. The spelling bee is the one place where they can stand out and fit in at the same time. Audience members will be recruited to try their hand at spelling against the “experts.” $25. 7:30pm. ProArts, Azeka Makai Shopping Center (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550. Photo courtesy ProArts
NATURAL VIBRATIONS – Polynesian Underground presents Natural Vibrations, otherwise known as Natty Vibes, this Friday at Stella Blues in Kihei. Catch the twilight performance of “Hawaii’s original live party band” whose unique fusion of Reggae and dance party vibes keep fans on their feet. Natty Vibes has shared the stage with Prince, 311, Jimmy Cliff, Ziggy Marley, UB40, Jack Johnson, Pepper and SOJA. They’ve also won Best Reggae Album at the Hawaii Music Awards, along with a few Na Hoku Hanohano awards. 9pm. 21+. $15 presale. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), nattyvibes.weebly.com, stellablues.com. Photo: D. Sharon Pruitt/Wikimedia Commons
SATURDAY, DEC. 14 MAUI TOY RUN – Street Bikers United Hawaii, Maui Chapter is presenting their 12th annual Maui Toy Run Motorcycle Parade and Classic Car Show. Take a ride on the wild side with SBU as they parade from Ma’alaea Harbor to Lahaina Cannery Mall (through Front Street) and end at VFW Park in Kihei by 2pm. Following the parade, live music, a keiki zone and food will be available for purchase. Benefiting Toys for Tots, all guests are encouraged to bring a new unwrapped toy or monetary donation. The next day, the Trike Run to Kula Hospital will meet at 9am at Cycle City Maui Harley Davidson. There will be classic cars, bikes and Christmas carols for the patients. For post-event festivities, make your way to Lulu’s Lahaina for SBU Trike Run food specials and live music. (1pm-6pm.), sbumaui.org/toy-run-2013. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
HOLIDAY BAZAAR – Women Helping Women is inviting you to do at least part of your holiday shopping at their annual Holiday Bazaar. They’ll have handmade crafts, jewelry, plants, spa products and edibles. If you work up an appetite, you can grind on some island favorites like lau lau, dry mein and bento. Shop for the entire ohana because there’s bound to be something for everyone. Proceeds will benefit Women Helping Women, Maui’s domestic violence shelter. Free entry. 9am2pm. (1935 Main St., Wailuku), womenhelpingwomenmaui.com. Photo: youngthousands/Wikimedia Commons
SATURDAY, DEC. 14 GINGERBREAD FAMILY FESTIVAL – Easter Seals Hawaii is kicking off a longstanding tradition this Saturday for the first time on Maui. ESH’s Maui Na Hulu Campus will host its first annual Gingerbread Family Festival. Families can order gingerbread kits to either decorate that day or take home. Each kit includes two gingerbread houses, candies, gingerbread men and icing in three colors (red, white and green). Decoration sessions will be split into two groups: a morning session that runs 9:30-11:30am and an afternoon session that runs 12:30-2:30pm. The public is welcome to enjoy games for the keiki, photos with Santa and his sleigh, food and robotics from Baldwin and King Kekaulike high schools. $29 per kit. Easter Seals Na Hulu Campus (155 S. Wakea Ave., Kahului), gingerbreadhawaii.com. Photo: Jonik/Wikimedia Commons
HULA COOKIES’ 15TH BIRTHDAY – Hula Cookies in Ma’alaea is now 15 years old and you’re welcome to help them celebrate this Saturday. The party will begin with a blessing by Laki Ka’ahumanu followed by live music by 2013 Na Hoku Hanohano award winner and slack key master Benny Uyetake. Also joining him on stage will be Damon Parillo and a few hula performances. Snag some free Hula Cookies samples, ice cream and shave ice. In honor of its 15th year, customers will also receive 15 percent off on their purchase. 12pm-2:30pm. Hula Cookies (300 Ma’alaea Rd.), hulacookpage g ies.com. Photo courtesy Hula Cookies Facebook p
SATURDAY, DEC. 14 VIRR CHRISTMAS RUNS – Valley Isle Road Runners is inviting everyone, members and non-members alike, for a Christmas Mile course or 10K beginning and ending at Wailuku Municipal Parking Lot. For those who prefer a brisk walk or easy run, The Vineyard Street mile course takes you uphill on Vineyard to the cemetery and then back down. The 10K takes you uphill Vineyard to Iao Valley Road, winds uphill, then heads back down to the Municipal Parking Lot (two hour time limit). Participants are invited to bring beach chairs, towels and a dish to share at the potluck following the race. VIRR will accept monetary donations and canned goods for the Maui Food Bank. Free (VIRR Members) $20 Day-Of Registration. 7:30am. Wailuku Municipal Parking Lot, morgangerdel@gmail.com, virr.com. Photo courtesy VIRR
WILLIE KALIKIMAKA – Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright right Hawaiian come us all to Christmas day and who better than Maui’s own Willie K should welcome ts Willie Kalikithe holiday season. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center is presents ultiple Na Hoku maka this Saturday–a festive holiday twist on a traditional phrase. A multiple rs, Willie K Hanohano award winner and one of Hawaii’s most versatile entertainers, will welcome in the holidays local style. Get in the spirit with pre-show Hawaiian craft, vendors, lei stands and island grinds. $12-$45. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo: Sean M. Hower
SUNDAY, DEC. 15 THE JOHN GROVER BAND – Nestled way out in Kanaio, Bully’s Burgers will host a rare treat: the John Grover Band. Here you can catch sneak peeks of their 2014 anticipated new album, Be The Change. Pull over and refuel at Music Sunday while the sun sinks into the ocean. Made from free-range cattle, seasoned with a secret family recipe and grilled with precision, Bully’s Burgers is the result of the late Louis “Bully” DePointe’s dream. The result is a wholesome burger that boasts locally sourced ingredients from beef to lettuce. Free music. 3pm-6pm. Bully’s Burgers, Triple L Ranch (15900 Pi’ilani Hwy., Kanaio), triplelranchmaui.com. Photo courtesy John Grover Band’s Facebook page
MAUI IMPROVISES – ProArts Playhouse presents “Maui Improvises” this Sunday. Are you an ensemble actor? Natural born improviser? Or just curious about the art of improvisation? ProArts invites you for a time of exploration and intuition. Vulnerability, impression and invention are a few themes covered in the drop-in workshops. Instructors Mike Burton and Mark Beltzman have more than a decade experience between them. No pre-registration necessary, ages 16 and up. $15 per session. 6:15pm8:15pm. ProArts Playhouse, Azeka Shopping (1280 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-463-6550, cmikeburton@gmail.com. Photo: Aude Vanlathem
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THE MAUI YOUTH PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA – The Maui Youth Philharmonic Orchestra (MYPO) invites you to its annual Winter Concert on Sunday in the H.P. Baldwin Auditorium at Baldwin High School. There will be student musicians aged 9-17 on strings, percussion and woodwind instruments and the MYPO Brass Ensemble. This year’s Winter Concert will also include the following selections: “Fidelio Overture, Opus 72” by Ludwig van Beethoven; Tschaikowsky’s “Nutcracker Suite” and “Sleigh Ride;” “A Christmas Festival,” by Leroy Anderson and more. The Maui Youth Philharmonic Orchestra (MYPO) is a nonprofit designed to expand and enhance music education on Maui by providing opportunities for students to develop their musical talents. Free. 3pm. Baldwin High School (1650 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), mauiyouthphilharmonic.org. Photo courtesy MYPO
FIRST LIGHT FILM FESTIVAL – Beginning Wednesday, Dec. 18 and running through Jan. 5, Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Castle Theater revives the Maui Film Festival FirstLight: Academy Screenings. FirstLight will feature both Hawaii premieres and official submissions for Best Foreign Language Film. The films will feature work from Kate Winslet, Julia Roberts, Meryl Streep, Joaquin Phoenix, Scarlett Johansson and Amy Adams. Days and times vary with a few holidays excepted. Admission: $15 single tickets, $48 4-Admission VIP Fast Pass, $500 VIP reserved front row seats in theater. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469, MauiFilmFestival.com. Photo courtesy Maui Film Festival
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t’s been 10 years since Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King won the Best Picture Academy Award and his original fantasy film trilogy concluded. It seems that Hobbit Mania peaked a decade ago, with Jackson’s second prequel trilogy receiving mixed to indifferent responses so far, even from most die-hard Ring fans. I find myself in a strange position, as I spent 2001-2003, like most film fans, giddily awaiting each installment. My anticipation has given way to obligation. The story so far: Bilbo (Martin Freeman), a group of dwarves and Gandolf (Ian McKellen) find the latest leg of their journey involving a pivotal encounter with a dragon named Smaug (whose digitally manipulated voice and motion-captured movement belong to Benedict Cumberbatch). In addition to the army of angry Orcs on their trail, our heroes have a bigger problem: Bilbo has secretly kept possession of a certain ring... The problems that plagued the unsteady
prior entry are still an issue. Freeman is giving a droll, low-key performance that would sort-of work for a romantic comedy but not here. His modest performance can’t carry the movie. Bilbo’s pivotal attraction to the all-powerful ring doesn’t come across and Freeman’s feature-length performance isn’t half as interesting as Ian Holm’s brief but memorable Bilbo in the earlier films. Everyone here suffers in comparison to the earlier performances. McKellen’s still got it, though his appearances are jarringly on and off. Richard Armitage’s Thorin can glower intensely but he’s no match for Viggo Mortensen. Even with the gallery of goofy dwarves, the depth and range of emotions Elijah Wood and Sean Astin brought as Hobbits is badly needed and truly missed. Evangeline Lily plays Tauriel, a battle-ready Elf, created entirely for the new film series; her Vulcan-esque ears are fetching but her character and performance lack the soulfulness Liv Tyler brought to Arwen. There’s a romantic subplot forced on Lily that never develops the emotion it should. For that matter, aside from some knockout action sequences, no one on screen can stir the audience the way the original cast did. Bringing back Orlando Bloom’s Legolas isn’t much help: aside from his skill for kill-
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ing foes quickly, he’s one of the least interesting characters in these movies. As an action movie, Jackson demonstrates his craftsmanship at staging astonishing set pieces of enormous scale. A giant spider attack is as gag-inducing as his arachnid set piece from the 2005 King Kong remake. A river barreling escape is the movie’s high point, a genuinely thrilling, delightfully off-the-wall barrage of arrows, decapitations and bodies bouncing and falling everywhere. Jackson may fail to recreate the chemistry of his original, unbeatable ensemble players but he still orchestrates the carnage and chaos with the playful finesse of his earlier works. The narrative drags its feet getting to the talking, fire-breathing dragon, with too many side characters and narrative distractions. Once Smaug is finally unveiled, he
proves to be an impressively vivid special effect. Cumberbatch is no Andy Serkis but he renders Smaug an interesting, arrogant creature and it’s amusing how much the monster resembles the actor. Fantasy film lovers will note that, for the all the technological breakthroughs in film effects, nothing here beats the 1981 Dragonslayer. For that matter, even though the action sequences give you your money’s worth (so does the 3D, if you desire things thrust into your face), this is only essential for Tolkien completists. The heart, character dynamics and emotional impact from the initial trilogy are gone. Just as George Lucas spent too much time in a Galaxy Far, Far Away with a second cast that didn’t measure up, I hope Jackson eventually finds purpose in reigniting his franchise. ■
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NOW PLAYING DALLAS BUYERS CLUB - R - Drama - The story of how Texas electrician Ron Woodruff tried to get treatment after getting diagnosed HIV+ in 1985. Stars Matthew McConaughey. 117 min DELIVERY MAN - PG13 - Comedy - Vince Vaughn plays a nice delivery man who learns that his anonymous donations to a fertility clinic 20 years prior led to the births of 533 children of which are suing to find out his identity. 103 min. FROZEN - PG - Animation - Kristen Bell plays some girl who makes her way through some icy
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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS LAHAINA TOWN PARTY - Fri, Dec 13. Lahaina once again celebrates the Second Friday Town Party. The festivities kick off with Maui Jam, featuring live music, performances and more! During the party, check out the art, merchant specials and tons of foodie deals on Front Street. Free. 6-9pm (Front Street, Lahaina) GROUNDATION & ABYSSINIANS - Fri, Dec 13. See This Week’s Picks. $35 advance, $40 day of show. Limited number of $70 VIP area tickets available. 7:30-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org RETRO 80’S DANCE PARTY - Fri, Dec 13. See This Week’s Picks. 9:30pm-1:30am The Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; hardrock.com WILLIE KALIKIMAKA - Sat, Dec 14. See This Week’s Picks. $12, $28, $35, $45. 7:30-10pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org JOHN GROVER BAND - Sun, Dec 15. See This Week’s Picks. 3-6pm Bully’s Burgers, (15900 Pi‘ilani Hwy, Kanaio); 808-878-3272 MAUI FILM FESTIVAL FIRST LIGHT KICKOFF - Wed, Dec 18. See This Week’s Picks. $15 single tickers / $48 4-admission VIP Fast Pass / $500 VIP reserved front row seats. Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org
STAGE ‘THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE:’ GALA RECEPTION - Fri, Dec 13. See This Week’s Picks. $25. 7:30pm ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com ‘THE STORY OF ORANGE’ - Sat, Dec 14. Maui On Stage’s new youth theater program will debut The Story Of Orange by Vernise Pelzel with performances. 2pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com MAUI IMPROVISES - Sun, Dec 15. See This Week’s Picks. 6-8:30pm ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com; cmikeburton@gmail.com ‘BENISE’ - Daily (except Thu & Fri). Benise, a new musical event, comes to the Maui Theater. Benise, Emmy winning musician, will wow audiences with Spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and Waltz dancing. $14.99-79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com ‘YOU GOT IT!’ - Every Sun, Wed, Fri & Sat. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event, You Got It!, starring award winning artist John Stephan. You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits like the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125/ka‘amaina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com ‘SCROOGE: THE MUSICAL’ - Every Fri & Sat. Maui OnStage opens the holiday classic, Scrooge: the Musical. This musical telling of A
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Christmas Carol is based on the 1970 Albert Finney film. A limited number of discounted rush tickets available one-hour prior to each performance. For tickets or more information to any Maui OnStage production call the number below or purchase reserved seats online at the link below. $17-$28. 7:30pm Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com
FOODIE 15 YEAR ANNIVERSARY FOR HULA COOKIES IN MA‘ALAEA - Sat, Dec 14. See This Week’s Picks. 12-2:30pm Hula Cookies & Ice Cream Lahaina, (655 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-5854; hulacookies.com JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL Sat, Dec 14. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages). Maximum 20 people per class. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; maui.hyatt.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Dec 15. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com
TICKETS ON SALE KAMA‘AINA CHRISTMAS - Sat, Dec 21 & Sun, Dec 22. Kama‘aina Christmas: a weekend of song, dance, sharing and celebration! is a musical revue of classic Christmas hits. Performers include Lia Krieg, Casey Murphy, Charles Cook, Leighanna Locke, Bob Wills, Jacqui Sherwood, Kristi Scott, Dylan Bode, Danielle Delaunay and more. Must be 18 and over. Event benefits the Maui Food Bank, MAPA, and Toys for Tots. On Sunday, all kids who bring a toy to place under the tree will receive a goodie bag. Cocktails and refreshments available for purchase. $30 seating, $20 general admission. 6pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 855-364-6622; mtp.com PEPPER & THE DIRTY HEADS - Thu, Dec 26. The Dirty Heads are from California and will be performing a mixture of reggae, rock, punk, and hip-hop music. Limited VIP: $59 / General Admission: $39. 6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org/tickets BILL MAHER - Wed, Jan 1. Bill Maher returns to the Maui Arts & Cultural Center for his third annual New Year’s Day concert. First on Politically Incorrect on Comedy Central and for the last nine years on HBO’s Real Time, Maher’s combination of unflinching honesty and big laughs have garnered him 29 Emmy nominations. Adult subject matter and language. $65.50, $85.50, $150.50. 8-10pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org QUATUOR EBENE - Fri, Jan 10. Hailed by The New York Times as “one of the stand-out quartets of the new generation,” France’s Ebene Quartet features four talented string players who aren’t afraid to stretch beyond the boundaries of classical music. Distinguished by its youth and open-mindedness, the Quartet has had a meteoric rise to the top and is now among the world’s most sought-after quartets. The group made its U.S. debut tour to widespread, dazzling critical acclaim. The Times Of London asserts that these young musicians play “with a rare degree of expressive subtlety, blended sororities and
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Jamie Gallo, 7:30pm DigiLuxe w/DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover
DJ Decka 10pm; no cover
Volcanic w/ DJ PlaywFire 9pm; no cover
Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover
Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover
Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover
DJ Nat & Rio Ritmo, Salsa Samba Latin Pop 9:45pm, $10
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Pulse Friday w/ DJ Kamikaze & DJ Big Mik e 10pm, $10
DJ Irie Dole & Jah Kebra/ Teoman, Soulmedic & more 9:30pm, $10
NFL AM, New Riders of the Purple Sage, 7pm. $40
MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Howard Ahia and Friends 6:30 , WED7th Annual Holiday Jazz w/ Mark Johnstone 6pm
Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover
DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover
Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover
MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm
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MON - Football / TUE- Pool Night WED-The Vamp 8pm
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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988
CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220
CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
Blues w/ Mark Johnstone & FriendsJ, 6:30pm
COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908
DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425
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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787
electrifying joy.” $40. 7:30pm McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org THE MARSHALL TUCKER BAND - Sat, Jan 11. Lazar Boar & Kona Brewing Co. are proud to present The Marshall Tucker Band, probably the hottest country rock band still touring the world today. They will be performing a four island tour in Hawaii playing all their hit singles like “Heard It In A Love Song,” “Fire On The Mountain,” “Can’t You See,” and “Take The Highway.” The Marshall Tucker Band earned seven gold and three platinum albums still led today by founding member and lead singer Doug Gray, they represent a time and place in music that will never be duplicated. The Marshall Tucker continues to Rock the house everywhere they perform. After 37 years, The Marshall Tucker Band continues to be played on classic rock and country radio and they have never stopped touring. 7pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org INTERGALACTIC NEMESIS BOOK TWO: ROBOT PLANET RISING - Thu, Jan 16. For the kid in everyone! A live-action graphic novel that’s a mash up of a radio play and comic book. The artwork is projected on a huge screen while three actors voice all the characters, one Foley Artist creates hundreds of sound effects, and a keyboardist performs the score. The story: A prize-winning reporter and her intrepid research assistant team up with a mysterious librarian to travel across Europe and North Africa, to the Robot Planet and on to Imperial Zygon to face an invading force of sludge-monsters from outer space known as the Zyonians. $28. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org HALAU O KEKHUI: HIIAKAIKANO‘EAU - Sat, Jan 18. Hiiakaikano‘eau delves into the
MON - DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm; TUES - DJ TRVR, 10pm; WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover
DJ LaRAGE 10pm; no cover
creative center of the Hawaii sense of practical beauty by recreating occupational images and messages from mele. $12, $32, $40. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org
EVENTS THURSDAY, DEC 12 KEEPSAKE ORNAMENTS - Thu-Wed. Shoppers who spend $150 at Whalers Village will receive a keepsake ornament as a gift. Ornaments can be redeemed at either of the Marriott Kiosks located in Whalers Village, simply by showing Whalers Village shopping receipts. This offer runs until Dec. 24 or until supplies last. Whalers Village, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; whalersvillage.com MAKAWAO HISTORY PROJECT - Thu-Wed, The goal of the Makawao History Project is to collect the community’s memories and create a future Makawao museum. The project is currently seeking historical memorabilia photos, maps, paintings & prints to temporarily display at the museum, and volunteers to help staff the museum through Dec. 31 of this year. Please call to arrange your donation, or if you can volunteer. Hours: Mon-Sat, 10am-4pm and Sun, 11am-4pm. Free. Former Randy Braun Photo Gallery, (1152 Makawao Ave.); 808-283-3732
FRIDAY, DEC 13 NATURAL VIBRATIONS - LIVE - See This Week’s Picks. 9pm. 21+. $15 presale. Stella Blues (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), nattyvibes.weebly.com, stellablues.com. MAUI HANDS IN PAIA ARTIST IN RESIDENCE- Maui Hand Gallery in Paia presents mixed media painter Diane Norman in residency every Friday in December. 11am-2pm Maui
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Hands, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com PICTURE TAKING WITH SANTA - Children may visit Santa in an outrigger canoe to receive a complimentary photograph, a free coloring book, and crayons. Located at Hula Grill/Leilani’s Beach Side. 3-6pm Whalers Village, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; whalersvillage.com
SATURDAY, DEC 14 CHRISTMAS 10K / MILE RUN - See This Week’s Picks. $25 membership / $20 race day registration for everyone. 7:30am Wailuku Municipal Parking Lot, (Vineyard St., Wailuku); morgangerdel@gmail.com WOMEN HELPING WOMEN-HOLIDAY BAZAAR - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 9am-2pm Women Helping Women, (1935 Main St., Wailuku); 808-242-6600; womenhelpingwomenmaui.com EASTER SEALS FUNDRAISER-THE GINGERBREAD FAMILY FESTIVAL - See This Week’s Picks. 9:30am-2:30pm Easter Seals Na Hulu campus, (155 S. Wakea Ave, Kahului) 12TH ANNUAL MAUI TOY RUN MOTORCYCLE PARADE AND CLASSIC CAR SHOW - Sat-Sun. See This Week’s Picks. (1pm-6pm); sbumaui.org/toy-run-2013 CHRISTMAS IN KAHAKULOA - Sculptors, Steve and Christine Turnbull will be unveiling new work. Jeweler Luana Coonen will be featuring her new collection of encased coral, and butterfly wing designs. Enjoy door prizes, Christmas specials, and seasonal fun with one or two of Santa’s elves dropping in! Jewelry artist Luana Coonen’s hand-fabricated 18 karat gold and sterling silver pieces are a combination of old world technique, superior quality, and beautiful design. Celebrate the season with this day event at their open studio
WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after
MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Tracy Styles/WEDFulton Tashombe
and gallery. Take the road to Kahakuloa from Wailuku onto Kahekili Hwy and you will see the big giraffe at the gate! Free. 10am-5pm Turnbull Studio, (5030 Kahekili Hwy., Kahakuloa); 808-244-0101; turnbullstudios.org PLAY ALONG WITH UKULELE MELE - FriSat, Ukulele players of all abilities are invited to bring your ukulele to a workshop led by the “Master of multiple genres and strumming styles,” Mele Fong. Mele is a professional singer and entertainer, who also teaches group lessons at the Museum. $10 includes admission to the museum. For questions regarding Mele and ukulele levels or lessons, contact Mele directly at 808-281-4981 or check out her website at www.UkuleleMeleOnMaui.com. 10am12pm Bailey House Museum, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; mauimuseum.org; nfo@mauimuseum.org SHARE YOUR ALOHA - Join Lahaina Gateway as they host a fundraiser for Lahainaluna High School Concert Band and Concert Choir and perform beautiful Christmas music. Monetary donations will be accepted for raffle tickets. Prizes include merchant products, gift cards, books, holiday food and more. All proceeds to benefit the band and choir. Bring an unwrapped toy to donate to local charities and enter for a door prize contest. Enjoy special shopping and dining throughout the center before or after this wonderful holiday event. By Dec. 15, share more aloha at Central Pacific Bank, and donate to their Salvation Army Angel Tree, where they will be accepting donations of toys and other gift items for needy children and seniors. Donate $5, $10 or $20 in store for their program with the Salvation Army, by Dec. 31. 4:306pm Lahaina Gateway, (305 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-661-3311; lahainagateway.com
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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711
KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
Kawika’s Krew
Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover
Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover
Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover
MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm
1810’ 6:30pm
Nuff Sedd
1810’ 8-10pm; no cover
Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa, 6-8pm
MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE-Sam Ahia, WED - Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (no covers)
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555
LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655
Gretchen 10pm
MON- Trivia 7-9, TUE- Open Mic 10-1, WED- Emily 10-1
Pool Tournament 7pm
L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
LULU’S Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
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Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)
Murray Thorne 7-9pm Trish da Dish 9:30-midnight
Benefit for Gabe w/Nuff Sedd, United Souls, Malino 7-Midnight
Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm
The Celtic Tigers 7-10pm; no cover
MON - Makai Jazz Group TUE - Brenton Keith Magic WED - Joel Katz, Willie K
MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051
MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
SECOND SATURDAY ART- WAILUKU - Get crafty with your keiki at this swanky art event held every 2nd Saturday of the month. Free. 10am12pm Maui Thing, (7 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-249-0215
language interpreter or other special accommodation is needed. 6pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); librarieshawaii.org
cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808
WEDNESDAY, DEC 18
MAUI CLASSIC CRUISERS CAR SHOW - Every month, the classic cars of Maui meet up to show off original hotrods, custom paint jobs and pristine rebuilds. Grab a burger at the golden arches and bring or browse classic art on wheels. Free. 6pm McDonalds, (Dairy Rd., Kahului); mauicarshows.com
SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop 10am-7pm. Road bikes recommended. Free. 7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S Kihei Rd.); 808874-0068; southmauibicycles.com
KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com
SUNDAY, DEC 15 THE MAUI YOUTH PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 3pm Baldwin High School, (1650 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Wailuku); 808-984-5656; mauiyouthphilharmonic.org.com FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com
GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-6271; slackkeyshow.coM
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CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artist wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you. Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808-268-9597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui
NFL FOOTBALL - Thu, Dec 12. Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808877-9001; alehouse.net
GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org
NFL GAMES - Sun, Dec 15. 7am Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808877-9001; alehouse.net
TUESDAY, DEC 17 MAUI IN BLOOM: CELEBRATING THE ART OF GEORGIA O’KEEFFE - Maui artist and teacher Chelsea Toia will present “Maui in Bloom: Celebrating the Art of Georgia O’Keeffe,” a free art workshop for adults at Kihei Public Library in the Children’s Area. Toia will conduct a handson demonstration on the art of Georgia O’Keeffe and share examples of O’Keeffe’s iconic floral pieces. Learn how to create your own O’Keeffeinspired artwork using pastels and acrylic paints. The Maui Friends of the Library is sponsoring this 90-minute workshop. All materials will be provided. Seating is limited. Pre-registration is required; call the Library to register, or if a sign
NFL FOOTBALL - Sun, Dec 15. Bloody Mary Bar and breakfast with your football. $10. 7am Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com
NFL BREAKFAST - Sun, Dec 15. 8am Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299 MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Mon, Dec 16. Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; alehouse.net MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Mon, Dec 16. Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010
KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L’ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE WITH DAVE - Wed, Dec 18. No
KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina ); 808-661-4855. COOL CAT CAFE - Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:3010pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:3010pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Fri, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front
St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425. HARD ROCK CAFE - Sat, Evan Shulman 6-9pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400. HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636. JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Wed, Josh Sumbicay 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:308:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234. JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm; Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787. KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700. LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm; Tue, Open Mic. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655.
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Sign Language SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You easily resolve conflicts of interest between head and loins, unlike those squirrelly Geminis or those oversexed Scorpios. You rarely deviate from your prearranged priority status dictating whether brain or crotch gets to call the shots, but I urge you to this week, since your best courses of action will lie opposite your standard procedures. If you’re used to putting rational thought ahead of your lustiest urges, let libido reign supreme for once. Or if you habitually let your sevenyear itch govern, allow your most compelling mental arguments to actually convince you otherwise. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) A little goes a long way this week. Changing the knobs on an old dresser, or adding a stunning accessory to an otherwise mundane outfit can transform its whole look. You’ve been bored for a while; with your appearance, your attitude, your friends, your job, or your house—whatever it is, fix it up this week. Since the tiniest amount of time, effort, or cash can wreak huge changes and massive enhancements, there’s no good reason not to do it. So get off your lazy, overstuffed ass. By the time you sit down, an hour or two later, you’ll be tremendously glad you did. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Big changes are coming. In order to prepare for them, pretend you have a new roommate moving in. Clear out some space in the kitchen cabinets, a shelf in the fridge, and a handful of hangers in the hall closet. Literally do this. The exercise of making room, however slight, for another person, will have several benefits: First of all, you can earn karmic credit by getting rid of some old crap and donating it to goodwill. Secondly, your whole life will wind up more organized and streamlined. Lastly and most importantly, the process of making physical space in your house will help you find an extra room, or at least a niche, in your heart and soul for another person or two to move in, finally. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Because you’re contending with your most compulsive urges (hey, relax; in this department half the zodiac is worse than you), I urge you to force yourself to focus on things that are good for you, like salads, long walks, reading, or gift-giving. Take them (instead of heroin abuse, binging on butter cookies, or one too many jack and cokes) to the extremes you’re prone to lately. While too much of a good thing can be bad, too, it’s still rarely as awful as too much of a bad thing. For example, compulsive generosity may make you broke, but probably really, really happy, too. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Imagine if you still had to trek to an outhouse to shit, even in the dead of winter, in a blizzard. That’s something like the task ahead of you; you may have to brave extremely harsh conditions you couldn’t possibly be used to, in order to accomplish a necessary task. That’s the crappy bad news, but hopefully the good news will help balance it out: Once you’ve bundled yourself in warm layers and hazarded the cruel extremes you’ve been dreading, you’ll find that someone has replaced your homely and modest outhouse with a stunning spa, featuring heated tiles, gold-plated commodes, and bevies of beautiful butt-wipers. In other words, prepare for the worst, but once you’ve endured the nastiest of it, things will probably be a lot better than you expected. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Wish fulfillment is one of your fortes—when it comes to your own. You’ve been manifesting your dreams expertly for ages—and astutely flying under the radar while doing it, obviating jealousy. It’s not that you’re especially selfish, just self-absorbed (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing; if more people took the time to understand themselves and clearly articulate their dreams, more of them would be living those dreams). However, don’t miss making a deposit in the Good Karma Bank when you get a chance to help someone else realize an ambition this week. One hint: The less beneficial fallout you stand to receive, the more good karma you get (in other words, buying your roommate a massive new TV doesn’t exactly count).
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) I hate to say it, but your happiness may depend on how well you can kiss ass this week. Consider your options: You can sacrifice a little pride, and pursue the admittedly political path and play nice; this route is short, sweet, and straight up to something you could call success. The other, perhaps more principled and definitely more ego-driven course is long and arduous, and not nearly a sure thing. I won’t choose for you. Each direction has positive and negative facets. All I will say is: If you’re undecided about which of these options is the better one for you, make up your mind now, because the fork in the road is just ahead. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You may have survived grueling family gatherings and/ or similar ordeals last year through the stealthy use of a hip flask full of whiskey, or some other artificial aid. Though that lesser evil helped prevent the arguably greater evil of drama or stress, self-medicating with alcohol or whatever other cheap-ass solution you chose isn’t good for the long-term. Don’t start 2014 with reliance on props, cheat-sheets, or external advantages. You have the resources to resolve these situations on your own. Relying too heavily on outside sources of “strength” will just make you soft and weak. This coming year, resolve to stretch and fortify your emotional resilience by doing the stressful family gathering sober, instead of, say, making yourself ultimately more fragile (while pickling your liver). LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) You’re in for a hyper-saturated week. This is what happens when you allow yourself to wake up and stop worrying for a while. Everything gets really colorful and vivid and intense, and you don’t even have to take drugs. Enjoy your Technicolor life, and quit, once and for all, letting anxiety dominate every second of your day. It’s still going to be part of you; but let this week be about staking out some worry-free territory. I’m talking specifically about laying claim to your happiness, and just enjoying it when it hits, rather than worrying about when it will go away. There are many reasons why this is a good idea but the best one is simply this: you deserve to be unreservedly happy. Stop stopping yourself. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Now that you’ve unburdened your little rowboat of all its heaviest and most irksome duties, you’re bobbing happily towards shore. You probably weren’t as close to sinking as you probably felt. I’m still glad you ditched some of the shit that’s dragging you down. Don’t bother with guilt—instead revel in how much better you feel now, as a result. Now that you actually have a little room to take on new passengers or cargo, may I suggest you avoid crap like the dross you dealt with last month, and only take on people and things that will be unequivocally fun?
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