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1. Early in February, the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender Caucus of the Democratic Party of Hawaii announced its endorsements for the 2014 election.

Which of the following Maui legislators was NOT on the caucus list of endorsements?

A. Representative Joe Souki B. Senator J. Kalani English C. Senator Roz Baker D. Representative Kaniela Ing E. Representative Angus McKelvey

The Honolulu Star-Advertiser published a new poll on the Hawaii governor’s race on Feb. 17. According to the poll, what is Governor Neil Abercrombie’s approval rating?

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LANAI ‘LAB RAT’ CALLS OUT LORD LARRY

all these decades, and why so many of our visitors return again and again.”

But mostly, Kaye was pissed at Ellison’s nonchalant embrace of covering the island with windmills. “Most distressing, though, is the Business Insider’s statement that you have invested in “everything from wind farms to local businesses.” I can’t speak to the local business comment, although the ubiquitous landscaping we see all over town probably qualifies as an investment.

But really, Larry. Wind Farms? Where?

Surely not here on Lanai!”

In many ways, Ellison is a departure from the previous Lanai barons. But as Kaye is apparently discovering, he still looks upon the island as just another of his possessions.

KANEMITSU BAKERY AGREES TO PAY LOTS OF DOUGH TO STATE Guess it’s a Neighbor Island week for this column. It seems that Molokai residents final-

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Larry Ellison, the supreme landowner of the island of Lanai, has been getting a lot of very positive press these days throughout Hawaii, including from us. But I couldn’t help but smile at the pushback he got last week in Honolulu Civil Beat from one Lanai resident who can’t quite bring herself to kiss her overlord’s ring.

See, Lanai may be one of the smallest inhabited islands in Hawaii, but it’s (mostly) owned by one of the biggest names in the world. Ellison, the founder of Oracle, is worth about $41 billion according to Forbes, making him the third richest American. This is wealth he’s long transformed into real power. In fact, on Sunday, Feb. 16, his 249-acre resort in Rancho Mirage, California hosted President Barack Obama, according to an Associated Press story published the following day.

In the summer of 2012, Ellison purchased 98 percent of Lanai. As Wailuku attorney Ben Lowenthal pointed out in a July 2013 edition of his State of Aloha column that runs in The Maui News, Ellison is merely the latest in a long line of land barons who’ve lorded over Lanai since the 19th century. First there was Walter Murray Gibson. Then there was Charles Gay. The Dole Pineapple Company followed after Gay. After that, it was Castle & Cooke CEO David Murdock.

Not long after the sale to Ellison went through, many people around Hawaii wondered what Lanai’s residents actually thought of their new island overlord. Initial reports, like the Aug. 2013 Honolulu Magazine story “An Inside Look at Larry Ellison’s Lanai,” were mostly positive. “The talk he’s talking is giving a lot of people hope—a lot of people think he’s the new messiah,” said Lanai small business owner Andrew de la Cruz in the story. “It’s not Ellison’s ideas that are giving people hope, it’s the way he’s involving the community,”

added community activist Butch Gima.

Perhaps publicity like that emboldened Ellison to take on near-feudal airs when he started talking up “his” island at a big Oracle event in Las Vegas earlier this month. According to a Feb. 6 story in Business Insider, Ellison even used the word “laboratory” to describe his vision for the island: “We think we can demonstrate that green energy can be economical,” Ellison said according to the story. “We’re going to use our solar power, our wind power grid to convert sea water to fresh water... desalination. We think we can do that in a very effective way and use that fresh water to bring back commercial agriculture.”

Ellison reportedly said that he loves Lanai because “the weather is always fabulous” and “always 82 degrees and sunny.”

Business Insider reported that he said “We’re empowering the locals to start their own businesses” and that he’s “providing them with the appropriate mentoring and help.” His reason for all this generosity?

“We think if we do a good job of taking care of the locals, the locals will do a good job of taking care of our visitors,” Business Insider quoted him as saying.

For Lanai resident Sally Kaye, this was

just too much, and she took to Civil Beat to air her grievances against both the Business Insider piece and Ellison in general.

“First, you didn’t really ‘buy’ the Hawaiian island of Lanai. You bought the membership interests in Castle & Cooke Resorts, LLC (C&C), which means you not only avoided paying any conveyance tax to the State of Hawaii, but you most definitely did not purchase state and county roads, hospitals, local churches, nor the close to 1,000 private properties the rest of us own here on Lanai,” Kaye wrote in the Feb. 11 story titled “A Lanai ‘Lab Rat’ Responds To Larry Ellison.”

Kaye also found Ellison’s reasoning that he needs to be nice to the “locals” so they’ll be nice to tourists insulting. “You told Business Insider that if you ‘do a good job taking care of the locals, the locals will do a good job of taking care of our visitors,’” Kaye wrote.

“Leaving aside for a moment how you might define ‘local,’ we like to think we have always taken good care of our visitors, regardless of whether they visit a resident’s ‘ohana, camp

In the dough

out at Manele, book a room at the fab (and very affordable) Hotel Lanai, or stay at the Four Seasons. Pride in work product is, well, kind of what has made Lanai, Lanai for

Overheard “Been here two and a half years and finally realized the best way to get cream is to come at it from the backside.”

-Woman at the Shops at Wailea, Feb. 12

ly have some good news about their beloved Kanemitsu’s Bakery, which has been taking serious fire from the State of Hawaii Health Department for violations dating back to 2000. In fact, the Health Department closed the bakery for the better part of 2012 because of the alleged unsanitary way in which food was prepared and served.

Anyway, all that seems to be in the past now, according to a Feb. 14 Pacific Business News story. Apparently, the 80-plus year old bakery has agreed to pay a whopping $20,000 in fines to the state. That’s a lot of dough (literally and figuratively), but given the staggering number of residents who line up there each night for arm-fulls of freshly baked bread, we’re figuring the bakery will probably survive this. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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by Chuck Shepard

News Of The Weird OUR COLD DEAD HANDS The semi-obscure Florida Statute 790.15 took center stage in January following a Miami Herald report of a resident of the town of Big Pine Key who routinely target-shoots his handgun in his yard, with impunity, to the consternation of neighbors.

The statute permits open firing on private property (except shooting over a public right of way or an occupied dwelling), and several cities have tried, unsuccessfully, to restrict that right, citing “public safety” in residential neighborhoods. (A 2011 lobbying campaign by the National Rifle Association, and a state supreme court decision, nixed any change in the law.) “Negligent” shooting is illegal, but only a misdemeanor. Thus, even skillful shooting next door to a daycare center or in a small yard that abuts a high-trafficked pedestrian street is likely perfectly legal. One Florida legislator who was originally from Alaska noted that even in Anchorage people cannot fire at will in their yards.

ACQUIRED TASTE In December, thieves in Wicklow, Ireland, raided a convent’s field at the Dominican Farm and Ecology Center, stripping it of its entire crop of Brussels sprouts. A nun at the farm said the sisters were devastated to miss out on the lucrative market for high-end Christmas dinners. And in January, Wal-Mart in China recalled its “Five Spice” donkey meat sold in some locations because the popular snack was found to be tainted with fox meat.

LABOR’S INFLUENCE IN FRANCE The French social security agency URSSAF initiated an enforcement action in December against the Mamm-Kounifl music bar in the town of Locmiquelic for underpaying employee contributions–in that the tavern encourages customers to bus their own tables and thus reduces its need to hire more servers. The owner denied he was trying to save money. “It’s [just] our trademark. We want the customer to feel comfortable, a bit like he’s at home.”

CRAPPY ADVERTISING The makers of a product called PooPourri garnered a “coveted” advertising award from USA Today in December as one of the five worst ads of the year. Toilet users concerned about smell are encouraged to spray Poo-Pourri on the commode, preuse. In the television ad, a British-accented female sits on the throne, extolling the product. Opening line: “You would not believe the mother lode I just dropped.”

Nonetheless, USA Today still found two other ads that upset its editors more.

POWER OF PRAYER Nelson Thabo Modupe threatened a lawsuit in January against South

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Africa’s Eskom electric utility unless the company paid him the equivalent of about $22.3 million for “saving” the firm that amount during the weeks of the 2010 Soccer World Cup. Modupe reasoned that he had joined the Zion Christian Church just before the event and had prayed (“successfully”) to God to spare the utility from blackouts and power reductions during that period (which would have cost Eskom millions more). Modupe, open to negotiation, said he would accept a partnership in the company as a compromise.

LUCRATIVE DRUG DEAL Three million Americans are infected with hepatitis C (as are millions more overseas), but a very recent drug, Sovaldi, completely cures it with 84 daily doses. But its manufacturer, Gilead Sciences, has somehow determined that a fair U.S. price for the drug should be $1,000 per pill ($84,000 for the total treatment). Shouldn’t Gilead reduce the price once it has recouped its expensive investment, asked an NPR reporter in December? “That’s very unlikely we would do that,” said Gilead’s Gregg Alton, but “I appreciate the thought.”

According to NPR, Gilead “developed” Sovaldi merely by buying Sovaldi’s actual developer for $11 billion. At $84,000 per patient, Gilead would “recoup” that investment from the first 150,000 customers, leaving 2.85 million more U.S. patients to pay $84,000 each, for an income of $239 billion.

PEOPLE WITH ISSUES Trevor Robinson, 67, of Skellingthorpe, England, was re-arrested in November for violating a previous Anti-Social Behavior Order by pushing a doll-carrying baby carriage in public. (He was also reportedly performing a sex act on himself.) The 2009 ASBO barred him from possessing dolls, baby carriages and “any other” means in which toys might be transported.

Robinson has admitted a having a problem with dolls–due, he said, to his inability to father children himself.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Jerry Pancoast, 42, was arrested on at least four charges after a high-speed chase through Iowa’s Polk and Jasper counties in January, following an alleged shoplifting of tweezers and an eyebrow pencil–not even taken by Pancoast but by his companion. Pancoast drove at 100 mph, even on deflated tires and three rims that eventually caused his truck to catch on fire. The episode started as “a simple theft case,” said the arresting officer, until Pancoast abruptly took off. He later explained that he panicked because he knew there were already arrest warrants against him–but a subsequent search turned up none.■

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2014 Wedding Guide There might be something to that age old romantic tale of love on a secluded island. While Maui is no longer considered secluded, romantic tales of love and union come true on a near-daily basis.

The island is highly regarded when it comes to wedded bliss–in fact, there are many couples around world who’ve long dreamed of holding their nuptials on the island. In this year’s annual Wedding Guide, we asked some of the island’s wedding experts for their advice on getting the best wedding day possible.

Words by: Jen Russo Photos by: Sean M. Hower

Want To Take The Stress Out Of Your Wedding?

Hire a wedding coordinator

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edding coordinators are a must for off-island brides, but for onisland couples, it’s often the first expense left out of the budget.

“When the big day arrives, coordinators really prove their worth,” says Tori Rogers, who’s been coordinating weddings on Maui since 1998. “Even with the best laid plans, you can expect more than a dozen concerns to arise. But everything will be under control since the wedding coordinator directs set-up and vendor arrival, facilitates and executes your wedding day and troubleshoots and makes executive decisions. All of the situations that arise on a wedding day can be resolved by coordinators, who can use their expertise to promptly fix potential problems.

A wedding coordinator will go above and beyond to make your day effortless and stress-free for you.”

Rogers’ business, Hawaii Weddings, does 50 to 75 ceremonies each year across the state. Her advice? Don’t worry about the linens or flowers.

“What makes a successful event is your guest list, ambiance, entertainment, food and beverage,” says Rogers. “The other details are important, but your guests will not complain about your flowers. They WILL complain about your food if it’s not good.

They won’t care if you have fancy linens or white linens, but they WILL leave if they’re bored. Hire professionals. If you hire people on whom you can depend, your day will go seamlessly for you (they will pick up the pieces). If you do not, you will be disappointed with the end result.”

Melissa Padilla of Opihi Love says she loves working with brides on their weddings because everything is so one of a kind.

“The DIY era is coming to a bit of a close, and weddings are trending to clas-

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sic, French country, clean, with a bit of Bohemian,” says Padilla. “Remember what the wedding is about. Don’t get lost in the process, focus on your ceremony! It’s what’s connecting you for life.”

White Orchid Weddings is celebrating 25 years of coordinating weddings on Maui, and last December they opened

Purple Orchid Weddings in response to the legalization of same-sex weddings in Hawaii. Owner Carolee Higashino says coordinating a same-sex wedding is pretty much the same as a heterosexual wedding.

“They are just the same as a non-same sex wedding,” says Higashino. “Only a few changes, perhaps two bouquets or two

boutonnieres but really no different. We have experienced some vendors whom would not affiliate their services to this due to their religious beliefs, so some changes were needed to be made here. We offer full event planning services to all. It was exciting to launch POW as our samesex option, yet we feel WOW & POW are all one anyway. We offer everything from tuxedos to tiki torches. Seriously, we arrange for all of their needs, including florals, photography, video, officiates, decor, site selection, catering, transportation, entertainment and so much more.”

POW and WOW operate on all islands.

They’ve also created a WOW design team that can take events even further with style and design. Higashino says couples hate to hear it but her number one tip is to take some time to relax, then hire the best wedding coordinator you can.

“I may be biased, of course, but I have seen the good and the bad,” says Higashino. “We work very hard to be sure our clients have the very best care they can when planning their exceptionally special day.

Hawaii is a sacred place and should also be respected as so. Our talented team of planners are hand-picked to be sure that they represent both POW and WOW but also Hawaii. Your planner should be affiliated with local organizations such as the Hawaii Visitors and Convention Bureau, the Chamber of Commerce and the Better Business Bureau. They should also be affiliated nationally with other wedding organizations. Check their status on line via Yelp, the Knot and other avenues such as this to check their credibility. Ask locals who they would recommend. Finally, know they’re on your side to be sure make your event effortless and exciting.” ■

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Wedding Food How to feed your guests without stressing yourself or your bank account THREE’S CATERING 808-633-6497 Threescatering@hotmail.com

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ure, you want to feed your guests the most amazing spread Maui has to offer. This sounds daunting, but it might be easier than you think. We asked Chef Travis Morrin of Three’s Catering how you can have your coconut shrimp and eat them, too, at your reception. You might be surprised at his answers which include a sample menu, wedding planner advice and rolling up in a food truck.

MAUITIME: Tell us five things we don’t know about planning food at a wedding.

TRAVIS MORRIN: First, have a coordinator. Too many times I’ve seen brides and moms try to plan their own weddings and end up stressing themselves out and don’t enjoy their wedding day.

Leave the planning and execution to the professionals and enjoy your day.

Second, try to choose a location that’s not gonna break the bank. You’re already getting married on Maui. Just about everywhere you go is gonna be beautiful.

Try somewhere in South Maui to avoid the chance of rain.

Third, plan your wedding before it’s too late. Allow yourself at least six months to carefully plan and seek out exactly what you envision. Rushed weddings are stressed weddings.

Fourth, stay within budget. It’s okay not to offer filet mignon and lobster tails.

Weddings are to celebrate the couple’s commitment and future together, not about having the most glamorous show.

And fifth, don’t stress it. It’s just a wedding, we’ve all been to many of them. Enjoy your day and don’t sweat the small stuff.

MT: What’s the secret to planning a wedding menu?

TM: Don’t get caught up in the little stuff. It’s virtually impossible to please everyone at your event because everyone has different diet restrictions. Be mindful of those with allergies or gluten intolerances but don’t worry too much about not having something for absolutely everyone. It’s just gonna create headache and stress for you. I also recommend to brides to spread out the diversity of menu items throughout the whole event and not just in the main course.

For example: Cocktail hour: Coconut shrimp (seafood), BBQ kalua pork quesadilla (pork), multigrain toast point, guacamole, tomato mint relish (vegetarian) Main: edemame crusted mahi (fish), kalbi marinated flat iron (steak), mac nut crusted chicken (chicken) Side: Molokai purple potato mash, Asian ratatouille.

This menu offers something for everyone. The key is balance in your menu.

Don’t forget that if you’re visiting Maui for the wedding, you and your guests will

most likely be eating a lot of fish already.

Don’t worry too much if you don’t offer it as the main. Sometimes you just wanna eat steak and chicken, and that is okay.

MT: What if I want to be trendy at my wedding?

TM: Current trends are going organic, or focusing the menu on local and sustainable foods. These farm-to-table menu concepts give couples and guests a real opportunity to taste the location. A big trend nowadays is having truck roll up and serve the whole event casual food truck fare. From fries to tacos to steak and seafood trucks can offer it all. Food trucks are naturally fun and more casual. Lots of brides like this approach. It’s fun and interactive for the guests.

MT: Do you also provide servers? What about gratuity?

TM: Threes Cantering is a full service catering company. Meaning we not only offer killer grinds but can include servers, rentals (China, flatware, glassware, tables, chairs and linen), bar service with bar setup and liquor permit and chefs. All for an inclusive price of $85 per person. When you’re researching your caterer specify your needs, some may provide full service, others may work with a network of other businesses they recommend. As for gratuity, it’s a standard 18 to 20 percent in the industry. Expect to pay this and to calculate it into your overall or per person budget.

No surprises is the best way to go. ■

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f Cinderella were planning her own wedding, Teri Edmonds would be her shoe advisor. The lady behind Wailuku’s If the Shoe Fits and Maui Shoe Academy is also the island’s self-proclaimed Shoe Queen. She’s been hand-crafting shoes at her studio for seven years, as well as hand-dying, repairing and customizing footwear. She also carries a line of formal footwear for proms, weddings and gala events and can fit feet from sizes 5 to 15.

No joke, she can make custom footwear for ample-sized and hard to fit feet.

“I can perform minor surgery to san-

dals to make them fit,” says Edmonds.

“We carry big sizes, up to 13 but I will hand craft sizes 14 to 16. Often a big concern for brides is having their heels sink in sand and grass at their outdoor event. There are lots of different options to battle that, even heel caps named Starlettos and Soulmates that I sell here.”

Edmonds is always discovering new ways to deck out your feet, and my latest visit to her store found her recommending all sorts of options for wedding footwear, from woven leather beaded embellishments that can tie over bare feet to adding hand-painted silk flowers to hand-dyed sandals, with sparkly rhinestones. In this shoe studio, if you can dream it, she can put it on your shoe.

Remember, wedding shoes are certainly not just your average white satin anymore. They can add a pop of color to your white wedding, and the white wedding is not the only standard anymore.

“I have a seven-day turnaround for hand-dyed shoes,” says Edmonds. “I can do multiple colors, ombre and watercolor styles, too. To match your color, bring in a shade sample–even a paint card from the hardware store is fine. You can also bring your own flowers and rhinestones that you want on your shoe. I can dye them to match and attach. And here’s a great tip, too: no matter what color you decide to dye for your big day, we can always dye them black later to make them your favorite evening wear shoes!” ■

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ou want music at your wedding, but for obvious reasons, you don’t just want to hook up your favorite iPod mix. Hiring a DJ means your reception dance will go off without a hitch, and your Uncle Buck won’t have to stand in as your emcee either.

Meet with your DJ to decide on a playlist and the details.Your DJ can also provide the sound system and visual entertainment to go along with the tunes.

We asked a few Maui DJs for their insight on being the life of the wedding party: Why should I hire a DJ? A wedding DJ becomes a unique component of your wedding celebration because she is interacting directly with all of your family and friends for hours. You want to take the time to interview several DJs to really get a feel for their personality, style, professionalism, experience and overall vibe, to make sure that you are all a good match. If you’re off-island, you should definitely have a phone interview or even a Skype call to meet your future DJ. Budget is always an important factor in planning your wedding. But if you’re only choosing a DJ because of their price, you might be disappointed because the motto of “you get what you pay for” could come back and haunt you.

We’ve all been to weddings or events where we’ve felt sorry for the organizers, cringed at the music and wanted the cheesy DJ to stop yapping.

You want your wedding day to be the most magical day of your lives, so my advice is to take your time, enjoy the process and get to know your DJ ahead of time. A great wedding DJ knows that her job is to make the bride and groom shine on their special day and keep the party upbeat and flowing smoothly.

- Valerie Sapourn How do I shop for a DJ? To find a personality and price that work for you, check WeddingWire.com (Martha Stewart’s wedding network) to see DJs profiles and reviews.You can also ask other wedding vendors who they like to use. Be careful choosing just the cheapest DJ out there, because things can go wrong like the sound system doesn’t work properly or they show

up late or not at all. Also, check if they’re insured to avoid nightmares. It’s best to stick with the professional DJs that are well established and have many good reviews.

- Adrian Blackhurst Am I limited to your music collection?

With today’s technology, I’m so excited to buy and play any genre of music, according to each couple’s preferences. In the old days of vinyl, I was limited by how many 50-pound record boxes I could lug to each gig. Now, the sky’s the limit. I specialize in magical weddings and creative corporate events but I love celebrating life with people from all over the world by sharing incredible music from all genres and decades.

- Valerie Sapourn Is it okay to give you a Do Not Play list?

Always! I take pride in being a DJ that caters 100 percent to what the clients and the people at the event would like to hear. I take requests and always make sure I’m playing for everybody, not myself. Sometimes clients give me a Do Not Play list, which can avoid the songs or styles they do not like.

-Adrian Blackhurst Can you provide other entertainment and visuals at my wedding?

Definitely. Couples are always looking for ways to make their reception unique and memorable. Adding custom video projections and artistic lighting is a fantastic way to create a wedding that will be talked about by friends and family for decades to come.

I collaborate with a great company called Event Horizon Audiovisual Services to deliver stunning visuals and amazing lighting.

Because of my background with Valerie and the Vibe Tribe, I love to offer couples ways to enhance their celebrations by adding fire dancers, aerialists, belly dancers, stilt walkers and musicians. I partner with the best performers on the island to create the best wedding ever!

- Valerie Sapourn DJ VALERIE 808-633-8015 mauidjvalerie.com djvalerie@mauidjvalerie.com ADRIAN BLACKHURST 808-463-5856 MauiBeats.com ■

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bridal beauty plan is easy breezy with our Top Ten list of must-have beauty products, which come courtesy of Katie Matthews at Wailea’s Cos Bar. At Cos Bar, you can try out the trusted and true brands that you can’t find elsewhere on island weeks before your big day. Their makeup stylists can assist in your perfect look, and they welcome any magazine tear sheets, iPhone photos or other notes you might have.

If you want them on location at your big day, they can arranged that, too.

Also, see about getting your hair done at Sisters and Co., which is also located at the Shops at Wailea. That way, you can book back-to-back appointments to see how your hair and makeup look together way before your nuptials. Remember, says Matthews, “a girl’s best beauty tip is her smile.”

1. Every bride should begin her at home beauty routine four weeks out, starting with an at-home peel or mask, depending on her skin type. My favorites are Sisley Rose Mask for plumping and firming dry skin and Revives Glycolic at home peels for speedy cellular renewal and retexturizing to give your skin a glow.

2. Same goes for the body. A bride should be using a gentle, yet effective, body exfoliant one to two times a week followed by a rich body moisturizer. Bliss makes amazing hot salt scrubs and body polishes with scents like Vanilla Bergamont, Blood Orange, grapefruit and sage in their body butters.

3. Eye Cream, Eye Cream, Eye Cream.

Can’t stress this enough. This is because planning a wedding can lead to many late nights surfing the Internet, stress and fatigue. The first signs of neglect appear in the eye area. My favorite YSL–Youth Liberator eye Serum–targets wrinkles, dark circles, puffiness and lack of radiance.

4. Speak to your artist about what foundation texture and finish you’re most comfortable in. Where you will be getting married? Indoors, outdoors and time of day are all are factors you should consider. As a side note: if your foundation has sunscreen in it, make sure your artist uses a bronze to lightly

dust over the foundation or you might get a kick back from the flash of the camera interfering with the SPF. 5. Choosing the right concealer can make the difference between looking blah and ahhh! Choose a concealer corrector combo like those from Bobbi Brown. She makes pink/peach corrector colors to bring the dark purple shadows back to flesh tone. Then you can then use the correct color concealer to brighten. With out the corrector step, concealers can look ashy.

6. I like Laura Mercier’s Secret Finish Loose powder. It creates a sheer photo focus air brush effect, softening any harsh lines and imperfections.

7. Blush should be a natural flushed look, like you just took a long beach walk. The industry favorite NARS Orgasm is great because it looks good on all skin tones and the name alone can make you blush.

8. Eye Brows are a must, even if you’ve never filled them in. A light shaping will give a completed look to the rest of the face. If your eyes are the windows to the soul, then the brows are the accents. Try the Laura Mercier Brow pencils–they’re easy to use, not too heavy looking and come in wide range of colors.

9. Water Proof Mascara: Let’s face it, there will be tears of joy so secure your perfect makeup job by using a waterproof mascara to keep smeared eye makeup from running down your face. Estee Lauder and YSL make some of the best.

10. Choose a lip color that is one to two shades brighter then your natural lip color. The way to test this is to swatch a few color options on the tips of your fingers, which are closer to your natural lip color than the back of your hand.

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Bridal Bouquets They’re not just for plague protection anymore

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ome wedding traditions are newer than you think. For instance, diamond wedding rings are a 20th century thing. But wedding bouquets aren’t new. In fact, clutching bound bunches of dill and garlic were thought to protect brides from the plague many centuries ago.

Since the era of inoculations, brides have been toting more aromatic displays of flowers, but the meanings of the flowers themselves harken back

to Victorian days. Back then, sending flowers conveyed hidden meanings.

The latest trend in wedding bouquets has been to make them out of other objects off affection, that are longerlasting than flowers. Samantha Howard, a designer at Wings Hawaii, says she’s been making bouquets of antique lace that can take up to three weeks of work. Other bouquets of beads, silk flowers or shells are also popular. ■

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Getting Hitched Hitched on Maui takes island weddings into the world of mobile apps

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ew technology launches on Maui are exciting, and the development of the iPhone and iPad app Hitched on Maui is no exception. Scott Johnson of Dogtown Design (a former MauiTime art director), and Sean M. Hower of Hower Photos (who currently takes photos for MauiTime) decided to create a resource guide for weddings on Maui like no other.

Looking it over, one of the first things that struck me was how much information they packed into their download.

There are travel tips, honeymoon guides, information on where to get wedding garments, catering, locations, invitations and more. Whether you’re planning a big destination wedding or an intimate vow renewal, Hitched on Maui has a plethora of ideas and contacts for you.

I caught up with publisher Scott Johnson to find out more behind the making of Maui’s newest nuptial app.

MAUITIME: How difficult was it to put this issue together?

SCOTT JOHNSON: The first issue was very difficult to put together, as this was a new business we created and getting a sales person and the writers together was difficult. We were basically a small crew taking on several roles. A lot of great people within the wedding community stepped up as contributors in their area of expertise and really helped round out the format of Hitched (from wedding coordinators, to photographers, to travel and accommodation specialists, to Teri Edmonds who knows more about shoes then anyone on the planet).

I’ve been designing magazines for 18 years, and I watched this industry drastically

change about three years ago. For me this new world of magazine design is so fun–to watch a page come alive and talk or interact with you is so gratifying. Print and web cannot do what apps can, and it keeps evolving. The app build on the other hand was very stressful, but fortunately I have a good friend who’s a specialist in this area. Michelle

Halcomb really helped with the initial build all the way from Amsterdam.

She h helped A t d Sh l d so much h we recently hired her and now Michelle is helping us take this to another level.

The best part about this is working with my best friends and watching this small family grow with passionate people. And also knowing that we aren’t destroying

forests. Most of the paper used for all these glossy visitor magazines is a toxic paper biproduct that just ends up in our landfill.

MT: Tell me about this format. It’s filled with little extras that pop out and beautiful art design features that make it gorgeous to look at.

SJ: This format is created with Adobe digital publishing software. Martha Stewart, Adobe and Apple created this because Martha Stewart was seeing the future of publishing

transition into a digital marketplace. Conde Nast soon following with all of their magazines.

We can now make a magazine come alive and interact with you–it’s like the Harry Potter newspaper. Also, more and more readers are now reading on their mobile devices. The functionality on the phones is the same as the tablets, which is really fun on such a small screen. It’s highly

immersive, video and audio are amazing on it, the retina screens are adding amazing visuals. Being app-based, it’s offline, meaning there’s no need for the Internet and you can take it anywhere.

These features are very important to our readers. Future brides want to see the details, hear advice and have immediate interaction with what they’re viewing. Hitched is not a PDF flip book, which is what you mainly find in the app newsstand or Issuu. com. Another cool thing is the social media interaction with everything in the app.

Hitched on Maui has social sharing on every page, which is very important to brides.

MT: What’s in store for the next Hitched?

SJ: The next issue, which launches this month, will be different because we will now be on all devices. Getting into the large Android market and the smart phone market is very important. We also have added a lot of video content. Sean and I film and Michelle edits, so we’re adding little movies and brand films to the next issue. When has someone ever been able to advertise for a videography company in a magazine. Ads can become short commercials. Also, look out for Hitched on Oahu in the near future!

MT: What’s the philosophy behind Hitched on Maui?

SJ: We are a vehicle to take Maui’s wedding industry and stories to a global market, where tablets and mobile devices are growing by the millions. Also, we dedicate every issue of Hitched to our good buddy Rodger Shortell. He was a big part of what we were doing and we miss him very much. ■

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, FEB. 20 ‘WE STEAL SECRETS’ – This Thursday, the Wailuku Public Library will screen the 2013 independent documentary We Steal Secrets: The Story of WikiLeaks. It tells the story of Julian Assange’s controversial but historic website WikiLeaks. Credited as the source of one of the largest security breaches of our time, watch as the line between terrorism and freedom of speech becomes very blurry. For mature audiences only. Age 17 and up. Contact the library for special accommodations. Free. 6pm. Wailuku Public Library (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808243-5766. Photo: Jacob Appelbaum/Wikimedia Commons

‘THE EMPEROR AND NIGHTINGALE’ – The Makawao Public Library is inviting the public to a special presenperor tation of Hans Christian Andersen’s The Emperor rsary and the Nightingale on Thursday. The pre-anniversary celebration will feature the Maui Academy of Peror a forming Arts presentation. Bring your keiki for nd morning of storytelling, puppets, costumes and fun. All keiki must be accompanied by a parent or caregiver. Age five and up. Free. 10am.

Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785. Photo: Thora Hallager

FRIDAY, FEB. 21 ‘FIDDLER ON THE ROOF’ – The Maui Academy of Performing Arts is presenting the classic musical Fiddler on the Roof. The show deals with social change, political oppression and revolution in Russia during the early 1900s.

The production is famous for a soundtrack that includes songs like “Sunrise, Sunset” and “If I were a Rich Man.” The show starts this Friday and runs through Sunday, Mar. 16. 7:30pm. $24 adults, $22 seniors & $18 students (18 and under). Steppingstone Playhouse (275 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-8760, mauiacademy.org. Photo: Jack Grace

RANDALL ROSPOND TRIO RELEASE PARTY – The Randall Rospond Trio would very much like you to attend their official CD release party this Friday, but lack the resources to call everyone on the island individually. And you might want to go, too–the Trio will play at Stella Blues in Kihei from 7:30pm through 9pm, leaving you plenty of time for dinner either before or during the show. There’ll be special guests, too, like the Haiku Hilbillys’ Rand Coon and Joel Katz. The bluegrass group will be debuting original music along with a few favorite covers, and their new CD features live recordings of the trio’s work. $20 (includes CD) $15 after 10pm. Stella Blues (1279 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779, stellablues.com. Photo: Sandra Conway

FRIDAY, FEB. 21

SATURDAY, FEB. 22 KAHULANUI – Swing into Maui Arts and Cultural Center this Friday for an evening with Kahulanui. The 2014 Grammy nominated group has spawned three generations of musicians.

These days, the band features lead singer Lolena Naipo Jr., a great horn section and steel guitar. Inspired by the vibrant rhythm of music from the early 1900s, Kahulanui revives the era of Hawaiian Swing one beat at a time, often bringing audiences to their feet. $35 pre-sale. $45 day of. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Yokouchi Pavilion (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of Kahulanui

WILL ACKERMAN & TODD BOSTON – This Saturday, guitarist and composer Will Ackerman will join acoustic guitarist Todd Boston during their Hawaii Concert Series. Ackerman is noted as the founder of Windham Hill Records while Boston comes fresh from the release of his instrumental album, Touched by the Sun. $20 Pre-sale $30 at the door. 7pm. Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), willackerman.com, toddboston.com. Photo: Mike Crall

SATURDAY, FEB. 22 MAKAWAO PUBLIC LIBRARY ANNIVERSARY – The Makawao Public Library will commemorate its 45th anniversary this Saturday with a day-long celebration complete with face painting, Cirque Jolie and live music. Enjoy light refreshments while the King Kekaulike Ukulele Group takes the stage (noon-1pm). Don’t miss the finale when the Hula Honeys, Ginger Johnson and Robyn Kneubuhl, take to the stage (2:30-3:30pm). Gather the family to celebrate this Makawao landmark. Times subject to change. Free. 9:30am-4pm.

Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785.

Photo of Hula Honeys courtesy HSPLS

NIGHT OF ZYDECO MUSIC – Maui meets Mardi Gras this Saturday when Buckwheat Zydeco and C.J. Chenier play the MACC stage. Zydeco music, which comes from southwest Louisiana, fuses Cajun and rhythm and blues.

Buckwheat has performed with Eric Clapton and U2, while C.J. Chenier, the son of Zydeco great Clifton Chenier, is a legend in his own right. Don’t miss two greats and their bands. $45-$55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo: Tabercil

SATURDAY, FEB. 22 DESHANNON HIGA – Gannon’s presents trumpet player DeShannon Higa this Saturday for a special benefit concert. It’s for the Arts Education for Children Group (AECG), a nonprofit that provides music instruction for students around the world. There will also be appearances from the Teal & Black Quintet, Chop Suey Combo, Andrea Razzauti and Adonijah Imgrund. $25 Pre-sale. $30 at the door. 8:30pm. Gannons (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080, gannonsrestaurant.com, jazzmaui.org. Photo courtesy DeShannon Higa

DUNKELBUNT – And now we have DUNKELBUNT this Saturday at Charley’s. Call it “gypsytronica”–it’s a one-man show that fuses electro-swing with Euro/ Balkan beats. It’s unique, to say the least, but keep in mind that this DJ will have you on your feet. Guess you gotta go to the North Shore this weekend. $15. 9pm.

Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085, Charleysmaui.com. Photo courtesy of Beats Bazaar

SATURDAY, FEB. 22 FLESH & BONE ART SHOW – Lahaina Skate Company and Last Port Tattoo Shop are doing a Flesh and Bone Art Show this Saturday. The show will feature original art from Maui tattoo artists and proceeds will benefit the Lahaina Skate Park. Skate enthusiasts of all ages are welcome to shop the collection of skateboards featuring specialty items in the silent auction. 6pm-10pm. Lahaina Coolers (180 Dickenson St., Lahaina), lahainaskatecompany.com.

Photo courtesy Lahaina Skate Co. Facebook page

SUNDAY, FEB. 23 LOBSTERFEST 2014 – The Wailuku Rotary Club presents Lobsterfest 2014 this Sunday at the MACC. Sip, slurp and savor cold drinks, fresh lobster and live music with a NOLA tinge. Musical guests will include the Gentlemen of Jazz and Phillip Smith. Please come hungry (bibs provided). Proceeds will benefit the Rotary Club’s community efforts. $100 individuals. $800-$1,000 table. 1pm. Maui Arts and Culture Center, Yokouchi Pavilion (One Cameron Way, Kahului), mauiarts.org. Photo: Hartmut Inerle/Wikimedia Commons

FINE ARTS FAIR – The Lahaina Arts Society kicks off Maui Open Studios with a special Fine Art Fair on Saturday and Sunday. The grand Lahaina Banyan Tree is the backdrop to some of the town’s most talented artists. Shoppers can enjoy live music, photography, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm.

Lahaina Banyan Tree (Front Street), lahainaarts.com. Photo courtesy Realcolorwheel.com

WEDNESDAY, FEB. 26 ASPEN SANTA FE BALLET – At the intersection of Aspen, Colorado and Santa Fe, New Mexico lies the Aspen Santa Fe Ballet. A collaborative breeding ground for beginners and professional students alike, ASFB boasts a highly skilled curriculum. Catch the budding company on the MACC stage for a night of Jazz, ballet and modern dance.

Known for their innovation, ASFB has been described as “a breath of fresh air” where “elegance meets energy.” See for yourself. $12-$42. Kids under 12 are half price).

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of the MACC

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Father Doesn’t Know Best ‘Endless Love’ is a bad remake of a bad film Endless Love ★★★★★ Rated PG13 / 103 Min.

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nce upon a time, back in 1981, there was a travesty of a movie called Endless Love. It starred Brooke Shields as a 15-year old girl named Jade who falls in love with a much older teen named David, played by Martin Hewitt. Jade’s parents, being open-minded hippies, approve of the relationship at first, until it’s clear that Jade is terminally smitten and David, for all his smoldering good looks, is a stalker.

Jade’s parents keep David from seeing their daughter, which only drives him over the edge. In arguably the film’s most bizarre scene, David gets advice from a random teen on how setting fire to the girl’s house and saving her could improve his standing with her parents. The teen providing this horrible advice is–in his film debut–played by a squeaky-voiced, jean shorts wearing Tom Cruise.

I have to hand it to the original film: it’s terrible but the bad choices it makes are interesting and I’ve never

forgotten it. It was also hugely successful, because Shields was a top model and her previous movie, The Blue Lagoon, was also a smash (and equally idiotic). The title song, which continues to be an FM soft rock staple, maintains its enormous popularity.

The 2014 remake of Endless Love is also bad but mostly irritating and utterly forgettable. The perverse touches that made the original intriguingly misguided are gone. Instead of it being about a crazy teen boy loving an underage girl, the issue is now that he’s poor and she’s rich. Also, the new David is obsessed but meant to be the hero, while Jade’s overly attentive father is now the crazy one.

From the first scene, this rehash doesn’t work. We open with Jade and David’s graduation: I assumed it was from college, since everyone one in the cast looks about 30. The “teens” all appear and sound like California model-turned-actors, despite the film taking place in Georgia.

David is now played by the pretty but empty Alex Pettyfer, who, after this and I Am Number Four and Beastly, needs to fire his agent. Ditto Gabriella Wilde as Jade, who is as pleasant but unmem-

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orable here as she was in the Carrie remake. I don’t mean to come across as unkind but seriously, young actors: stay away from remakes!

The screenplay has been fashioned to resemble The Notebook as much as possible, with the wealthy characters predictably snooty and cruel, while the poor folks are all salt of the earth types. Even Dirty Dancing made all this seem fresher.

Playing Jade’s mean ole’ dad is Bruce Greenwood, a versatile actor in a thankless position. Greenwood can’t seem to figure out if his loony Father Knows Best is villainous, tragic, misguided or simply sleep deprived. Playing his wife is Joely Richardson, whose character is maddeningly indecisive about everything that

happens. Gone is the unsettling attraction the mother had for David in the original.

Instead, Joely has... um, nothing, at all, to convey except for confusion.

The one semblance of sanity in this nuthouse is Robert Patrick, playing David’s father and the film’s only clearheaded character. Otherwise, I felt bad for the actors, even as their characters thoroughly annoyed me.

There’s a fire in the remake, too, but how it starts is lame and what transpires is a dramatic change of heart for a main character that’s impossible to buy.

The cherry atop the cake for this exercise in contempt for its’ audience: the best thing in the original was the song. In the remake, we never get to hear it. ■

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Robocop-PG13- THU 11:00 12:00 2:00 3:00 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:00 9:30, FRI-WED 11:00 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30 Ride Along-PG13- THU 12:20 2:35 4:50 7:05 9:20, FRI-WED 12:10 2:35 4:50 7:05 9:20 Bride For Rent-NR- THU 3:00 5:30 Endless Love-PG13- THU 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50, FRI- 12:00 2:40 5:00 7:30 9:50 The Nut Job-PG- THU 10:30 Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit-PG13- THU 12:30 8:00 Winter’s Tale-PG13- THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45, FRI-WED 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45 Pompeii-PG13- FRI-WED 10:30 1:00 3:20 5:40 8:00 10:25 Starting Over Again-NR- FRI-WED 10:40 1:30 4:25 7:15 10:00 MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) About Last Night-R- THU 11:00 1:50 4:20 7:00 9:40, FRI (11:00 1:50 4:20) 7:00 9:40 SAT-SUN (11:00 1:50) 4:20 7:00 9:40, MON-WED (11:00 1:50 4:20) 7:00 9:40 The LEGO Movie-PG- THU 2D 11:50 2:20 5:00 7:30 10:00, 3D 11:10 1:40 4:20 6:50 9:20. FRI 2D(11:50 2:20 5:00) 7:30 10:00-3D (11:10 1:40 4:20) 6:50 9:20, SAT-SUN 2D(11:50 2:20) 5:00 7:30 10:00- 3D (11:10 1:40) 4:20 6:50 9:20, MONWED 2D (11:50 2:20 5:00) 7:30 10:00, 3D (11:10 1:40 4:20) 6:50 9:20 The Monuments Men-PG13- THU 10:50 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50, FRI (10:50 1:20 4:10) 7:00 9:50, SAT-SUN (10:50 1:20) 4:10 7:00 9:50, MON-THU (10:50 1:20 4:10) 7:00 9:50 Vampire Academy-PG13- THU 11:30 2:00 4:50 7:20 10:00, FRI-WED (2:00) 7:20 Labor Day-PG13- THU 10:50 1:40 4:30 7:10

10:20, FRI (3:40) 10:20, SAT-SUN 3:40 10:20, MON-WED (3:40) 10:20 That Awkward Moment-R- 11:40 2:10 4:50 7:10 9:30, FRI (11:40 2:10 4:50) 7:10 9:30, SAT-SUN (11:40 2:10) 4:50 7:10 9:30, MON-WED (11:40 2:10 4:50) 7:10 9:30 I, Frankenstein-PG13- THU 11:20 4:30 9:20, FRIWED (2:00) 6:50 Lone Survivor- R- THU 1:00 3:50 6:40 9:30, FRI (1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:30, SAT-SUN (1:00) 3:50 6:40 9:30, MON-WED (1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:30 The Legend of Hercules-PG13- THU 2:00 6:50, FRI (11:20 4:30) 9:20, SAT (11:20) 4:30 9:20 SUN 4:30 9:20, MON-WED (11:20 4:30) 9:20 August: Osage County-R- THU 3:00 10:20 The Wolf Of Wall Street-R- THU 11:00 6:30, FRIWED (11:00) 6:30 American Hustle-R- THU 12:00 3:20 6:30 9:40, FRI-WED (12:00 3:20) 6:30 9:40 Frozen-PG- THU 10:50 1:20 4:00 6:40 9:50, FRI (10:50 1:20 4:00) 6:40 9:50, SAT (10:50 1:20)

ty girl falls for a bad boy while her parents try to keep them apart. See this week’s movie review. 103 min.

3 DAYS TO KILL - PG13 - Action/Drama - A dying Secret Service agent must do one last assignment so he can get some experimental drug that could save his life. Also, he wants to reconnect with his estranged daughter because, you know, Hollywood. 113 min.

FROZEN - PG - Animation - Kristen Bell plays some girl who makes her way through some icy kingdom to find her sister.

Oh, and there’s a snowman in there somewhere. 108 min.

PHILOMENA - PG13 - Drama - A political journalist investigates a woman who was forced into a convent after becoming pregnant and is now looking for her son. 98 min.

POMPEII - PG13 - Action/Drama - A Roman gladiator tries to rescue his chick from a corrupt senator while Mount Vesuvius blows its top. 105 min.

STARTING OVER AGAIN - UR - Drama - Two exes run into each years after their relationship broke apart. 130 min.

NOW PLAYING ABOUT LAST NIGHT - R - Romance/Comedy People meet at a bar, then go to bed together. Hilarity ensues. 113 min.

AMERICAN HUSTLE - R - Drama - A con man (Christian Bale) and his pretty partner in crime (Amy Adams) end up working with a crazy FBI agent (Bradley Cooper). 138 min.

ENDLESS LOVE - PG13 - Drama/Romance - A pret-

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Endless Love-PG13- THU 1:45 4:20 7:30, FRISUN 1:45 4:20 7:30 10:00, MON 1:45 4:20 7:30, TUE 1:45 4:20 7:30 10:00, WED 1:45 4:20 7:30 Robocop-PG13- THU 1:30 4:15 7:15, FRI-SUN 1:30 4:15 7:15 10:00, MON 1:30 4:15 7:15, TUE 1:30 4:15 7:15 10:00, WED 1:30 4:15 7:15 The LEGO Movie-PG- THU 2D 7:00, 3D 2:00 4:30, FRI-SUN 2D 4:30 9:30, 3D 2:00 7:00, MON 2D 4:30 3D 2:00 7:00, TUE 2D 4:30 9:30, 3D 2:00 7:00, WED 2D 4:30 3D 2:00 7:00

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NON-STOP - PG13 - Action/Thriller - An air marshal must do something a bunch of people on a trans-Atlantic flight after the airline is threatened.

Stars Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore. 106 min.

4:00 6:40 9:50, SUN (1:20) 4:00 6:40 9:50, MONTHU (10:50 1:20 4:00) 6:40 9:50 3 Days To Kill-PG13- FRI (10:50 1:40 4:30) 7:10 10:20, SAT-SUN (10:50 1:40) 4:30 7:10 10:20 MON-THU (10:50 1:40 4:30) 7:10 10:20 Philomena-PG13- FRI (11:30 4:50) 10:00, SAT-SUN (11:30) 4:50 10:00, MON-WED (11:30 4:50) 10:00

I, FRANKENSTEIN - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Drama - Frankenstein’s monster (Aaron Eckhart) ends up caught between warring clans of gargoyles and demons. 92 min.

LABOR DAY - PG13 - Romance/Drama - An escaped convict (Josh Brolin) takes a sad, single mom (Kate Winslet) and her son hostage. 111 min.

LONE SURVIVOR - R - Action - Four Navy SEALs end up in a very bad situation in Afghanistan in 2005. Stars Mark Wahlberg. 121 min.

MONUMENTS MEN - PG13 - Drama - George Clooney and Matt Damon star in this not particularly accurate look at American soldiers in World War II who rescued works of art from the Nazis. 118 min.

RIDE ALONG - PG13 - Action/Comedy - Ice Cube and Kevin Hart star in this flick about a security guy who tags along with a cop so he can marry his (the cop’s) sister. 100 min.

ROBOCOP - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Not so great remake of the great 1987 sci-fi flick of the same name.

Stars Joel Kinnaman and Gary Oldman. 102 min THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - R - Romance/Comedy Three best friends try to deal with their relationships. 94 min.

THE LEGEND OF HERCULES - PG13 - Action Yet another retelling of the ancient story about the

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mythical Greek hero. 99 min.

THE LEGO MOVIE - PG - Animation/Comedy - A LEGO minifigure battles a tyrant who wants to glue the universe together. 100 min.

VAMPIRE ACADEMY - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - A half-human, half-vampire chick protects good vampires from bad vampires. 104 min.

THE WOLF OF WALL STREET - R - Comedy - Martin Scorsese tells the story of Wall Street crook Jordan Belfort in all his sleazy, crooked glory. 180 min.

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WINTER’S TALE - PG13 - Fantasy/Drama - A burglar falls in love with an heiress just as she dies in his arms. Then he discovers he can be reincarnated! Wait, what? 118 min.

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LAST CHANCE AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY - R - Drama - A family crisis brings some strong women into conflict with the dysfunctional woman who raised them. Stars Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts. 121 min.

BRIDE FOR RENT - UR - Comedy - This Filipino film tells the story of a young man who hires a woman to be his wife so he can secure his inheritance. Hilarity ensues. 115 min.

JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Tom Clancy’s Cold War spy gets rebooted as a modern-day action hero. Stars Chris Pine and Keira Knightley. 105 min.

THE NUT JOB - PG - Animation/Comedy - Surly, an independent-minded squirrel, gets banished from the park and is forced to live in the city. 86 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS MARDI GRAS 2014 TOUR - Thu, Feb 20. The tour features two of the hottest Zydeco Bands to come out of Louisiana, American Musical Legend Buckwheat Zydeco and IIs Son Partis Band together with C.J. Chenier & Red Hot Louisiana Band. This year’s event will benefit the 36th annual Visitor Industry Charity Walk with signed instrument auctions and other surprises. $45, $50, $55. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri, Feb 21. Make the trek to Makawao’s block party. Enjoy live music, food, drinks, face painting, live art demos and more at this upcountry bash. 6-9pm Baldwin Ave., (Baldwin Ave., Makawao); mauifridays.com AFRIKA BAMBAATAA- Sat, Feb 22. Afrika Bambaataa is an important rap-music pioneer who, much like Grandmaster Flash, became a forgotten elder statesman as rap evolved. Bambaataa, who took his name (which means “affectionate leader”) from a movie about Zulu warriors, quit the Black Spades street gang in the mid-1970s and formed Zulu Nation, a music-oriented “youth organization.” Among the members who became minor rap luminaries were DJs Red Alert, Jazzy Jay, and Whiz Kid, as well as Afrika Islam, who went on to work with Ice-T. Tickets are available pre-sale for $35 at flavorus.com, 21+. 9pm, Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE~ A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage! Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm.

Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com

FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Feb 20.

See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts.

No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes at downtoearth.org. Free. 5:30-6:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Feb 22. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages).

Maximum 20 people per class. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; maui.hyatt.com NATURAL GOURMET CUISINE SERIES: LEVEL 3 - Sat-Sun. This three-part series of culinary programming targets individuals and professionals interested in expanding their knowledge and training in alternative, progressive and dietary-specific culinary arts. Founded in collaboration with celebrated organic Chef Renée Loux and Maui Culinary Academy leader Chris Speere, the Food First Institute is creating a home for alternative, health-supportive and natural gourmet foods, including

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gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan, macrobiotics, raw foods and Hawaiian Regional Slow Foods. Space is limited, please call to reserve. 10am-5pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808984-3231; maui.hawaii.edu SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Feb 23. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com WHOLE FOODS MARKET CELEBRATES FOUR YEARS AT MAUI MALL - Mon, Feb 24.

Enjoy live music, birthday cake, free samples from Haliimaile Pineapple, Chic Naturals, Maui Taro Burger, Shaka Pops, Maui Preserved, La Tourbake House, Maui Honey, Hana Fresh, Joy’s Place and more. Free. 3-6pm Whole Foods Market, Maui Mall (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/maui

TICKETS ON SALE FOURTH ANNUAL LANAI JAZZ FESTIVALMar, 7-9. During the three-day festival, guests will enjoy free performances from Grammy-nominated Jazz Hall of Fame legend Bobby Watson; Grammy Award-winning artist Skip Martin of Dazz Band and Kool & the Gang; Jazz duo Fulton Tashombe and PBunuan; Na Hoku winner Benny Uyetake; Jazz guitar duo Damon Parillo and Ron Hetteen; and Jazz Alley TV Quartet made up of John Zangrando, Paul Marchetti, Doug White and Tashombe on piano. For more information and tickets, please visit lanaijazzfestival.com. Four Seasons Resort, Manele Bay (1 Manele Rd, Lanai City); 808-565-2000 SECOND ANNUAL TASTE OF SCHOOL GARDENS - Sat, Mar 8. Grow Some Good school garden programs are planting seeds for Maui s next generation of farmers, chefs, teachers, scientists and entrepreneurs. Local chefs and school garden supporters will celebrate all the good things growing for more than 2,500 students in South and Central Maui school garden programs. Hotel Wailea’s Sunset Lawn will host multi-station sampling of gourmet dishes prepared from school garden-grown ingredients by Maui’s top chefs.

5-8:30pm, Hotel Wailea (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-344-0469, growsomegood.org/events ALEXANDER ACADEMY’S ‘SWAN LAKE’- Mar 15 and 16. Alexander Academy Performing Company (AAPC) will perform Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake.

AAPC is the nonprofit branch of Alexander Academy of Performing Arts, the donation-based dance studio in Kula. AAPC presents a full-length production each year to showcase the talent and skill of more than 150 dancers ages three to adult for the enjoyment of the Maui community. This year’s Swan Lake will open with select contemporary and Jazz pieces choreographed by Academy faculty, offering a modern interpretation before the full-length ballet takes the stage. Showtimes will be 2pm and 6pm on Saturday and Sunday, with a multiple-show discount available.

Tickets are $10-30, and available online at alexanderacademy.info. Seabury Hall, ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (480 Olinda Rd, Makawao).

JOHN SABASTIAN- Fri, Mar 21. This founding member of The Lovin Spoonful is responsible for hits like “Do You Believe In Magic?” “You Didn’t Have To Be So Nice,” “Daydream,” “Younger Girl,” “Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?” and “Summer In The City.” He’s a master musician, writer and performer, and remains one of the best ambassadors of American music today. Doors open at 7pm. Tickets: $40. $45. $55. Reserved. For Videos, Music and more information, please visit lazarbear.com. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org BOB DYLAN- HAWAII TOUR 2014- Sat, Apr 26.

The legendary singer-songwriter will perform in Hawaii for the first time in 16 years. Dylan is undeniably one

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DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Volcanic Sunday w/ Playwfire Ono, $5 cover, 9pm

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Rootz ‘n Creation w/ Teomon, Bangali, Kokomon, 9:30pm, $10

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WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

Mardi Gras on the North Shore w/ DJ Kamikaze & DJ Big Mike, 10pm, $10

Dunkelbunt w/ special guests Paul Gotel & Boogiemeister, 9:30pm, $15

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30/ WED-Jamie Gallo Showcase, 6:30-8:30

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED-TBA

Next Level Entertainment w/ SIN, 9pm

Kanekoa, 9pm

Kawika, 8pm

Gina Martinelli , 6pm

TUE-Pool League

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Jordan 7pm

Sebrina Barron 6pm, S.I.N.

MON -Lawaia 10pm, TUE-House Music, WED- Jordon 10pm

Thunder & Lightning, 6:30pm

Soul Kitchen, 6:30pm

Mick Fleetwood & Brown Chicken Brown Cow, 6:30pm

Rick G, 6:30pm

MON-Rick G 6:30pm, WED-JD on the Rocks 6:30pm

Dominic 6pm, JAH Residentz 9pm

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Ryan Robinson 4pm, Super Dub Tribe 9pm

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MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE- Karaoke / WED- Rick Glencross 4-8pm & Open Mic, 9pm

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Blues Night w/ Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

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of the most influential Rock & Roll musicians of the last century, with legendary songs like “Like a Rolling Stone,” “Tangled Up in Blue,” “Just Like a Woman,” “All Along the Watchtower,” “Mr. Tambourine Man,” “Blowin’ in the Wind” and “Times They Are a Changing.” In 1997, he became the first rock musician to receive the Kennedy Center Honors for lifetime achievement in performing arts, and in 2008 he was the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize for his “profound impact on popular music and American culture, marked by lyrical compositions of extraordinary poetic power.” $59-$125, tickets go on sale at 10am this Saturday, Feb. 22 at the MACC box office or by phone. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, FEB 20 ‘THE EMPEROR AND THE NIGHTINGALE’ See This Week’s Picks. Free. 10am Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; librarieshawaii.org

FRIDAY, FEB 21 TECH & INNOVATION WEEK - (Three locations) Presented by Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard, check out this series of meetings, speeches and site-visits that promote Hawaii as a hub of technology and innovation. These meetings and events will also celebrate “National Entrepreneurship Week.”

Gabbard will also talk with students about the great potential for technology-focused careers here in Hawaii, and encourage them to participate in her recently announced House STEM App Challenge.

11:45am Hana High & Elementary School, (just off Hana Hwy between Kauiki Street and Alau Street, Hana); 808-755-5793, 1:30pm Kahanu Garden, (600 Ulaino Road, Hana); 808-755-5793, and 3pm Hana Health, (4590 Hana Hwy.); 808-755-5793.

MON - Mellow Yellow w/DJ Kurt 9pm, TUE- Tequila Tantrums w/DJ TRVR 9pm, WED- Polka Dots & Moonbeams w/DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm

DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm no cover

DigiLuxe w/DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

AVDJ All-Request, 4-7pm no cover

MON- Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30, no cover, TUE-AVDJ 4-7pm, no cover WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm, no cover

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Rick Glencross, 7pm

Mel Aruza, 7pm

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SATURDAY, FEB 22 FREE INTRO TO BODY OF SOUL HEALING RETREAT - Jody will introduce her work and upcoming retreat through this free demonstration. By utilizing ancient Hawaiian Kahuna Bodywork principles in combination with empowerment tools, participants can achieve benefits like learning how to reduce the effects of anxiety and stress, clear old belief systems and personal limitations, accelerate abilities to achieve life goals; and increase health, vitality, and life force by connecting mind, physiological body, and spirit on a deep cellular level. Free. 6-8pm Montessori School (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-269-0591; lineageoflight.com; lomilominui.net; jodymountain@gmail.com POWERFUL TOOLS FOR CAREGIVERS - Topics include reducing stress, improving self-confidence, communicating effectively with healthcare professionals and family members, balancing caregiving responsibilities, making tough decisions, and locating helpful resources. Classes have six sessions held once a week and lead by two experienced class leaders. Interactive lessons, discussions and brainstorming will help caregivers practice and incorporate the “caregiver tools.” A registration fee of $25 is refunded to all who complete the course. $25 Registration Fee. 9:30-11:30am, every Saturday until Mar 1. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3242 Ext. 226; maui.hawaii.edu LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY FINE ARTS FAIRSee This Week’s Picks. Free. 9am-5pm. Lahaina Banyan Tree (Front Street), lahainaarts.com 2014 MAUI OPEN STUDIOS CENTRAL MAUI, NORTH SHORE & HANA EVENT - Sat-Sun. The Annual Maui Open Studios Event allows artists and artisans to open their studios and exhibition spaces to show and sell their work to the public as well as “talk story,” connect and inspire visitors through one-on-one interactions and live demonstrations.

WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

The event is free to the public and often includes satellite events connecting the art community with art-lovers. 11am-6pm (West Maui and South Maui), mauiopenstudios.com

SUNDAY, FEB 23 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8711307; mauimall.com GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org MAUI SPORTS CAR AUTOCROSS - Cheer or race in the SCCA Solo Autocross, designed to test drivers’ ability to maneuver through specially designed courses. Although the speeds during the race are no greater than normal highway limits, the nature of the course is intense, highly competitive and exciting. $25 members/ $35 visitors+ $15 weekend pass. 8am-2pm Maui Motor Sports Park, (Mokulele Hwy., Kihei); 808-283-4986; mauiscca.net; mauiscca_info@yahoo.com SACRED MEDICINE/HEALING BEES - Sun and Mon. Internationally known public speaker, educator, and author Dr. Amber Rose will be holding a two day workshop on Sunday, Feb. 23 (1pm-7pm) and Monday, Feb. 24 (11am-5pm). Discover the healing miracles available with bee venom therapy. This approach to healing is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.

Do not miss this workshop if you or someone you love has chronic pain or an auto-immune disease (MS, HIV/ AIDS, Lupus, Lymes, Cancer, etc.). Temple of Peace, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220; temple-of-peace.org

TUESDAY, FEB 25 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James

MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Cole Sulenta, WED-Fulton Tashombe

Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art form, the gold standard in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is now offering Whole Foods Market free thermography health scans of the spine. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds! First-come, first-served. Free. 12:303:30pm Whole Foods Market, Maui Mall (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 Ext. 120

WEDNESDAY, FEB 26 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended.

Free. 7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com JOYCE BEZUSKO & HER INTENSELY CREATIVE HAND FABRICATED JEWELRY - Every Wednesday in February, you can visit Joyce Bezusko. Her studio is where she creates her cuff bracelets, pendants, belt buckles and wall pieces.

Each piece is designed with that special individual in mind. Free. 1-4pm Maui Hands Galleries (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008 GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com MAUI SMUG - The In-Real-Life Forum for All Social Media Users on Maui. Capacity is limited. Be sure to register early. Free. 4-6:30pm MEDB’s Malcolm Center, (1305 N. Holopono St. Kihei); mauismug.com

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

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Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’ 6:30-8:30pm, no cover

Scotty Freeman Band, 8pm $5 cover

1810’ 8-10pm, no cover

Benny & Glenn 6-8pm

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm, TUE + WED - Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

LIVE band -Dementia, 7pm

Free Karaoke 2pm-2am

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Sounds of Addiction, 10:30pm, $5

Stoplight Party w/ DJ Kid Continental, 10:30pm, $5

Rock Thursdays & Pool Tournament 8pm-close

Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover

Ignite Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & Kamikaze, 10pm

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Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Murray Thorne 6:30-8:30pm, Trish da Dish, 9:30-midnight

DJ Dan 9pm

Soul Kitchen 7-9pm

The Celtic Tigers, 6:309:30pm

MON - Makai Jazz Group 6:30-8:30 TUE - Brenton Keith & His Bag of Tricks 6:30-8:30, WED -TBA

Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali‘i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9pm, no cover MON- S.I.N. 10pm, TUE-Trivia Night 8pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

8:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

AMBROSIA - Mon, Kanoa and Jessica Rabbitt 7pm; Thu, Special Guest 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, MandoKane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm.

(200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-6699600.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Every Wed & Sat, Danyell 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810’ 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810’ 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808661-4811.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Mon, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm.

(744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Mon, Evan Shulman 5:308:30pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm;

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Tue, Open Mic.; Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg

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MON, TUE & WED - Karaoke

PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

(555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:30-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8025.

UMALU - Sun, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; Mon, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Tue, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Wed, Kawika Ortiz 5-9:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

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CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM

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DRAFT BEER - $4 PREMIUM WELL DRINKS - $4 WINES THAT ROCK - $5 FEBRUARY TROPICAL DRINK SPECIAL! SEX ON THE BEACH - $5

FEB 23 DJ AFRIKA BAAMBAATAA

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SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

Shea & Eddie Nuno, 7-10pm

Maui Blues Band, 7-10pm

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Island Thursdays w/ DJ Blast 10pm

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover

Karaoke, 7-10pm

MON- WED Victoria/String Guitar 6-8:30pm

DJ LX 10pm; no cover

Kanoa 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Big Mike / TUE - DJ Salvo / WED - New La80’s Night w/ DJ Decka (all sets 10pm)

UFC on pay-per-view, 5pm

FREE Pool

MON- Bingo Night , TUE- Pau Hana Pool League, WED- Free Pool

Just Us 808, 8:30pm no cover

Kekona Ohana, 8:30pm no cover

Kanekoa Acoustic Trio, 5pm no cover

Randall Rospond Trio, CD Release Event!! 6:30pm, $20 and a FREE CD

Afrika Bambaataa LIVE, 9pm

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Head High at 9pm, $4 cover

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm-no cover

Jazz Night w/Louise & Friends, no cover

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON-WED- Karaoke

GOGO Dancing

Free Karaoke

Alternative Night w/ DJ

Free Karaoke

MON, TUE & WED- Free Karaoke

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

Pub Quiz Night, 8pm no cover

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

GANNON’S A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm; Fri, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm. (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

MAUI COAST HOTEL - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom & Mark 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Willie K. 7-9pm; Thu, Murray Thorne sets Mulligans afire 7pm; Thu, Super Fun Pub Quiz with Trish 9:30pm; Fri, Stay Eazy 7-9pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, The Makai Jazz Group 7-9pm; Tue, Brenton Keith’s Mulligan’s Magic Show 6:30-8pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm.

(100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Mon, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:307:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

John Grover Band, 7-10pm

RITA’S - Sat, Blues with Louise Lambert and Kenny Geiser 6:30-9:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm; Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

WED- Blues Night w/House Shakers 8:30pm, no cover

Music 6-8pm; Thu, Miss Meaghan Owens 6:308:30pm. (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm; Mon, Wes Furumoto 6-9pm.

(89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

HANA HOU CAFE - Thu, Rick 6-9pm; Fri, Steve Sargenti and Swiss 6-9pm; Sat, Tradewinds 6-9pm; Mon, Hula Honeys 6-9pm; Wed, Betz and Adam with Vince Esquire 6:30-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Clay Mortensen 4-6pm; Tue, Kimo 4-6pm; Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.,); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Thu, Rama Camarillo 6:308:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Artie Parti 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Wed, Natalie Nicole 6:30-8:30pm.

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Sign Language PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Watch The Fly, because it’s a perfect example of how a tiny inconsistency, imperfection, or error can blow up into a huge catastrophe this week. Disaster is wholly avoidable—but will require extra effort, care, and attention. On the flip side, while you’re diligently sitting on every molehill to keep it from swelling into a mountain, you can take advantage of the magnifying tendency of this week’s cosmic influences—because it works positively as well as negatively. That means every miniscule good deed you do brings you one giant step closer to sainthood, and every diminutive act of creativity (even something as silly as a doodle on a sticky-note) could balloon into a phenomenal opus, almost without any effort from you.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Ownership is a screwy concept amongst you Rams.

Almost without realizing, you start thinking that you own things like your lover’s genitalia or your dog, or kids.

Legalities aside, you at best have these things on a multiyear renewable lease; in other words, they’re only “yours” as long as you make your payments and keep them in good shape. In these and most cases, those disbursements don’t involve money; they’re about care, attention, and affection. Don’t take anything for granted. You’re behind on your payments; you might want to write a big check this week to fend off any outside claims.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Humor mitigates tragedy. That’s the lesson of the week—although you hopefully won’t suffer any major calamities, you will have ample opportunity to practice effective combinations of silliness and seriousness. Pay attention; this could be one of your principal social talents, if you choose to develop it. Only Bulls consistently possess the right amalgamation of wit and wisdom to do this properly, as well as the awareness that to lead a happy life you must develop the ability to laugh in the face of despair. Since you can help so many desperate people do that, you’d be wicked not to.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

You’re more wise ass than wise, usually, but you’re still too smart to openly defy the overzealous authority figures currently encroaching on your personal space. However, you’re cunning enough to know that there are ways to screw someone over, even when you can’t shake your fist in his face or kick some ass.

Nevertheless, resist those tiny opportunities for vengeance and rebellion. They may feel good in the short term, but they’re hardly long-term solutions. You’ll only glimpse your next opportunity for a much more profound, lasting, and positive form of reckoning if your eyes aren’t riveted to petty concerns. Don’t worry.

They’ll get theirs, and you’ll get yours. Just be patient.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Your heart is sometimes as unfaltering, patient and thorough as a pointer, one of those dogs who’ll find his hunter’s kill, stand perfectly still, and wait for it to be retrieved. You’d like to forget the prey fallen by the wayside after your recent unwilling depredations, but something inside you is quietly insisting you notice what you’ve done, and do something about your victim. What you do is up to you. The way I see it, you could nurse it back to health; or finish it off, eat it, and make its bones into jewelry. It’s your call.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Torture, for a Virgo, is throwing out your back.

Suddenly, you can’t do anything for yourself; you’re required to depend on everyone around you while you lay as flat and still as possible—and nothing gets done quite how you like it. Yes, it’s about time you realized: you’re high maintenance (but take consolation in the fact that under normal circumstances, you’re quite good at maintaining yourself).

Since you have some slack-time this week—and a fully functioning back—set things up so that next time you’re laid out, you’re not too put out.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

A nudge won’t do. Even a swift kick in the ass might not be enough. So I’m going to do my full-on best to shove you towards decisiveness. For two months you’ve been contemplating an admittedly tremendous leap of faith. But we’re sick of watching you sway on the edge of that abyss. Jump, already, or go back to the couch and watch some more TV. It’s time to finally shit or get off the pot. Make your decision this week, please. It’ll feel so good to finally commit, that living with your choice will be no sweat, I swear.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You sadistic sweetheart. Everyone knows what the sadist within you is like at his/her worst. But at subtle, slightly restrained and conscious best, you’re wonderful to be around, because you challenge and push boundaries. People tend to rise to those challenges, and end up far less limited than they were before your crafty, delicate torture began. Only an idiot would suggest you try to eliminate your tenderly brutal impulses, because it’s both impossible and ridiculously unnecessary. However, curbing them is in order. It’s the same lesson you’ve had to learn again and again: healer and destroyer are simply two sides of your coin. It’s your call which way it lands.

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Everyone has moments of horrified realization: “I’ve become my mother!” “I have too many cats; I’m turning into the neighborhood crazy lady!” “I’m 30 and I’ve never had a serious relationship.” Sagittarians generally lead an enviably carefree existence. You let most shit roll off your back. The problem with that attitude is that when the scary stuff strikes, it really nails you. Not that you should start worrying about everything, like those chronically concerned Cancers. But when you have a moment or three, like you will this week, start asking yourself those hard questions so you won’t be floored by the answers when they finally hit.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Spring Break is here early this year, for you Goats.

Time to get silly, adventurous, and—if at all possible— downright wild. Capricorns, as a rule, tend to be overly serious, especially when it comes to relationships.

Have a fling. Better yet—have three, four, or more. Have your cake, eat it too, then go back for cookies and ice cream. This is the best week in months to indulge your deepest, most repressed Dionysian urges. You can go back to your monkish good behavior next week, but please, take a long weekend to let loose. Engage in activity worthy of any Girls Gone Wild video. You never know when (and if) you’ll get your next chance.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Leos, despite their imperiousness and inflated sense of entitlement, are rarely hubristic. You can usually remember how silly you are, even while dishing out orders (for everyone’s good, of course). But this week you are in danger of subtly crossing a line that you’d probably prefer to stay on this side of. Remind yourself, any way you can, that while you’re the sovereign ruler of your own little kingdom, you’re hardly a god.

Harping on your imperfections is never a good idea, but remembering them might be in order this week.

So don your crown, but before you do, inscribe it with this gentle self-admonishment: “Needs improvement.”

Soccer, when I was eight, was a daunting experience; I was terrorized by the prospect of getting hit in the face by the ball. Consequently, that happened to me more than to anyone else on the team. I didn’t know it, but I was unconsciously manifesting exactly what I feared. By cringing and hesitating instead of unflinchingly approaching the ball, I positioned myself perfectly to get nailed in the face when a bolder player kicked it. You are just like my preadolescent self: you’re setting yourself up for exactly what you most dread.

Don’t ignore or repress your fear. Instead, bravely run towards it and kick it as hard as you can.

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