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Deputy Attorney General Hugh Jones, who leads that agency’s Tax and Charities Division, wrote in July 23 email. “Thanks for bringing this to my attention.” So in conclusion, the State of Hawaii does recognize the SHAKA Movement as a nonprofit corporation, but the organization needs to do a better job of disclosing who and what they are to members of the public.

MAUI POLICE ARREST ANOTHER MAYORAL CANDIDATE Beau Hawkes makes his living at Maui Wowie, which sells bongs made from bamboo (pictured below), but that’s not why Maui Police arrested him on Wednesday, July 23. No, a Maui cop tased Hawkes and then arrested him for a variety of traffic offenses, including but not limited to driving without license plates and the ever-popular resisting arrest. The PHOTO COURTESY MAUI WOWIE FACEBOOK PAGE

Last time we checked, the County of Maui Parks Department was a mess. Director Glenn Correa–the subject of a Maui Police investigation into... something–retired suddenly in June, and the state Attorney General’s office is currently looking into the department for... something. We tried to ask new Parks chief Brianne Savage, but she refused to sit down with us “until things are a bit more settled,” whenever that might be. In the mean time, the cleanliness and maintenance of our county’s parks remains something of a problem. But fear not! At least one of the Maui County Councilmembers has noticed, too, that county parks could really use some TLC. And this councilmember–Don Guzman– has a plan to fix it. You. That’s right: Guzman wants to draft a legion of park volunteers who will go in and do what needs to be done. “I’ve received an overwhelming amount of requests from park users for opportunities to give back and provide care for the park facilities they utilize,” Guzman said in a July 24 County Council news release. “Having the ability for organizations to adopt a park under the guidance of the Parks Department, will instil [sic] a sense of pride and responsibility among members of the community.” According to the text of Guzman’s bill, the new “Park Volunteer Program” would “allow volunteers, volunteer groups, and donors to contribute to the maintenance, preservation, beautification, and improvement of County parks and beaches.” Now if you’re like me, you’re probably thinking at this point that it’s very convenient for the county to have such a Volunteer Program, since a bunch of unpaid volunteers will do the work the taxpayer-funded Parks Department is already supposed to be doing. But no! See, Guzman’s bill puts it right there in black and white that the “maintenance, preservation, beautification and improvement”

done by volunteers “shall complement, and not supplant, the work performed by County employees and contractors.” See, the “maintenance” performed by unpaid volunteers will be entirely different than that performed by paid Parks Department employees and contractors. It says so right in the bill! Anyway, the County Council Economic Development, Energy, Agriculture and Recreation Committee took up the bill on Tuesday, July 29 at 1:30pm. Look for more on it in the near future.

genetically modified organisms (GMOs) from Maui County. First I found their own website (Shakamovement.org), which makes no mention of any tax-exempt status and doesn’t ever describe the organization as a nonprofit. Second, I checked the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) online search engine for tax-exempt charities, and found no mention of the SHAKA Movement (though their absence from that database may, to be fair, be due to their only forming in May). But I also checked the Hawaii Attorney General’s online charity database, and again found no mention of the organization. So when SHAKA Movement activist Sam Small called me on Wednesday, July 23 and asked for a correction, I told him that I could find no evidence of their tax-exempt status. He said he’d get back to me, and has yet to do so. But after I got off the phone, I did two things I should have done before Best of Maui went to print. First, check the DCCA’s database of corporations in the state, which con-

CORRECTION AND EXPLANATION When I originally wrote the blurb in our 2014 Best of Maui issue for the Best Environmental Nonprofit, I wrote that the SHAKA Movement–which won the readers poll–was actually not a nonprofit. In fact, they are a nonprofit–you can see their Domestic Nonprofit Corporation status in their filing online at the Hawaii Department of Commerce and Consumer Affairs (DCCA) website–and I’ve since corrected and updated the blurb. But I wanted to explain why I made the error, because it points to what I consider an important lack of disclosure on the part of the SHAKA Movement. When I first got the results of our Best of Maui readers poll, I went online to look into what I could on the wellreported activist group, which seeks to ban

NOT why the MPD arrested Beau Hawkes

firmed that SHAKA Movement is indeed a Domestic Nonprofit Corporation. Second, I contacted the state Attorney General’s office and asked them for guidance. That was most interesting because it turns out that their absence from the state charities database is indeed a problem. “We will send the organization our standard form letter educating them about our agency’s registration requirements, etc.,”

Overheard “Hey [NAME DELETED], there are certain people who walk up and down Market Street all day. I didn’t think you were one of them.”

Maui News ran a detailed story today on the arrest that includes a lot of juicy quotes from Hawkes himself; MauiWatch posted a bystander’s video of Hawkes’ arrest. Hawkes is the second of the six candidates still the mayor’s race to be arrested in the weeks prior to the Aug. 9 Hawaii Primary Election (the other one, Nelson Waikiki, is still in jail on a $100,000 cash only warrant stemming from his allegedly violating conditions for his earlier release from prison for fraud). This means that–so far–the Maui Police Department has arrested 40 percent of the candidates currently running against Mayor Alan Arakawa. So is Maui County becoming like Russia, or some banana republic? So far, candidates Alana Kay, Orion Kopelman and Tamara Paltin have managed to maintain their freedom, but how long will that last? I’m being facetious, of course. Unless another candidate gets arrested, in which case, damn. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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dents since 2003. In addition to supporting students who are pursuing a diverse range of degree programs, Liko A’e also offers mentoring programs focused on community service projects and online community building. “We would like to mahalo Maui Trustee, Hulu Lindsey for her unwavering support of our program,” said Kahealani Naeole, Liko A‘e’s Interim Project Director. “With this funding we will be able to offer about 90-100 scholarships as well as wrap-around services to non-traditional Native Hawaiian students who aspire to attain higher education.” For more information about Liko A’e, visit: Likoae.org or email at likoae@hawaii.edu.

money and/or volunteers to get rid of the fallen trees and rebuild what collapsed. You can find out more at LeilaniFarmSanctuary. org or by calling 808-298-8544. -Anthony Pignataro

FRIENDS OF HALEAKALA WANT VOLUNTEERS The Friends of Haleakala National Park has an opportunity for those looking to serve their community and experience the beauty of one of Maui’s most treasured natural resources. FHNP is looking for volunteers for their monthly service project in the National Park Aug. 16-18. Those volunteering for the project will hike into the Crater and stay in Holua Cabin. The park entrance and cabin fees are waived for participants doing service work with FHNP. Sunday, Aug. 17 will be dedicated to working in the scenic Waikau north area on protection of native plants. Participants are likely to see some of the rare native Silversword plants in bloom. FHNP says the service trips are very

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University of Hawaii Maui College’s Liko A’e Native Hawaiian Leadership Program was recently granted an $187,000 award from the Office of Hawaiian Affairs (OHA). The funds will be used to support the program’s mission to provide scholarships and services to non-traditional Native Hawaiian students who are seeking to gain a college degree throughout Hawaii and the U.S. “I’m filled with pride to see that a program based at UH Maui College will continue to receive support in the form of this funding from OHA,” said Carmen Hulu Lindsey, Maui Trustee-Office of Hawaiian Affairs. “It is part of OHA’s responsibility to encourage among our beneficiaries the aspiration to become as educated as possible, whatever their chosen discipline. Through this program, students not only receive financial assistance, but also academic support, cultural experience and growth, and leadership opportunities that extend far beyond the classroom. Making sure our people push themselves to their fullest potential and get the highest education possible is the best thing we can do for the Lahui.” Liko A’e has disbursed more than 3,000 scholarship awards to Native Hawaiian stu-

provides Maui County youth with art education and opportunities to get creative. Allan has received many other awards and honors such as “Hawaii’s premier oil painter.” His artwork has been displayed in various shows and galleries including the collections of the State of Hawaii, the City & County of Honolulu, the County of Maui and also in national corporate collections. He also created the 100 paintings that line the walls in the lobby of the Castle Theater of the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. During his acceptance speech, Allan said that he is very proud of what the organization has become and acclaimed that his success as an artist is due to the tremendous support LAS has given him from the start. Other speakers went on after Allan, including Representative Angus McKelvey and Senator Roz Baker. McKelvey talked about his childhood as he grew up attending art shows under the banyan tree with his mother Joan McKelvey, another founding member of LAS. Amy Fry, chief executive officer of LAS

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LAS HONORS GEORGE ALLAN On June 25, the Lahaina Arts Society (LAS) held their annual meeting and celebration at Lahaina’s Pioneer Inn. Each year, LAS honors one of their members with a Living Treasure Award to recognize that individual’s outstanding service to the organization. This year’s recipient is Maui artist George Allan, who has helped shape the society through his contributions over the past 40 years. During the award ceremony, LAS president Michael Stark spoke very highly of Allan. “George sailed into Lahaina Harbor aboard the Carthaginian II and our little island art world was never the same,” Stark said. “We greatly appreciate his accomplishments and the connection he has maintained with us.” As a pioneer member of LAS, the list of Allan’s achievements is quite long and includes leading the group in their prosperous attempts to convert the Old Jail at the Old Lahaina Courthouse into an art gallery and his co-creation of Art Maui in 1979. Allan still supports LAS through his membership and his donations to Lahaina Arts Association, a charity that was founded by LAS that

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said, “Lahaina Arts Society is honored to have George Allan as a Living Treasure and lifetime member.” For more information on Lahaina Arts Society, call 808-661-0111 or online at Lahainaarts.com. -Ashley Probst

LEILANI FARM SANCTUARY NEEDS HELP Looks like Tropical Storm Wali did some damage to the eight-acre Leilani Farm Sanctuary, the volunteer-run refuge for rescued goats, cats, chickens, rabbits, deer, peahens, pigs, ducks and even donkeys in Haiku. “Huge trees crushed three animal houses and collapsed a section of fencing,” wrote sanctuary founder Laurelee Blanchard in a July 25 email. “Miraculously, animals survived in small pockets of space of the wreckage, but they had to be extricated with saws and wire cutters.” Blanchard says the sanctuary needs

enjoyable, with time for personal photography, exploring and relaxing. The camaraderie of fellowship also helps create a pleasant experience, according to FHNP. Volunteers must be physically fit and able to hike in and out of the crater at altitude. Participants must be able to carry their personal items, including a sleeping bag, breakfasts, lunches and a share of the communally purchased dinner food. A maximum of 12 persons can be accommodated on each trip. Additional information about the service trips can be found at the organization’s website, Fhnp.org. After visiting the website to learn more about the opportunity and the Friends’ mission to preserve and protect Haleakala National Park, those interested in volunteering should contact the leader by emailing to christy@fhnp.org. -Suzanne Kayian ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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THE CONTINUING CRISIS Clinton Tucker, who is black, sued Benjamin Moore paints in Essex County, New Jersey, in June for wrongful firing–after, he said, he had tolerated years of workplace racial insults. In fact, Tucker said the company had introduced two new paint shades shortly after he was hired in 2011–”Tucker Chocolate” and “Clinton Brown,” provoking on-the-job ridicule.

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WAIT–WHAT? Kimberly Williams, 46, was convicted in April in Will County, Illinois, of beating dominatrix Theresa Washington with a baseball bat. Williams conceded to the judge that she had hired Washington, but only because she wanted a “slave” to take pictures of her naked while she did housework. Instead, she said, Washington became aggressive, declared herself a “master” and dragged Williams around by the hair. Furthermore, according to Williams, Washington’s transformation happened abruptly after a phone call Washington made to “someone she met on the dating site Christian Mingle.”

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS U.S. obesity continues to grow–for pets as well as people–and exercise innovations for humans seem to trickle down to dogs. A July Associated Press report noted that fat Labradors and poodles now have Pilates (“pawlates”) and yoga (“doga”) and even play “Barko Polo” in the pool, while Morris Animal Inn offers five-day fitness camps for dogs ($249) in Morristown, New Jersey. More cats than dogs are overweight, but getting cats to the gym is perhaps beyond human capability.

THE NEW NORMAL Since high-rise residents value their privacy, Lisa Pleiss of Seattle said she was frightened on June 22 when she saw a drone hovering outside her 26th-floor window: “You don’t expect to be walking around indecent in your apartment and then have this thing potentially recording you.” According to police, the drone was legal–helping a developer photograph downtown Seattle–but would not have been if the camera had been pointed at Pleiss’ window. (Drones are becoming so widespread that, for instance, the University of South Florida library owns several, for student check-out on certain research projects.)

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Jacob Close, 25, wanted after jumping bail in New York on a drug charge, but recently on Bloomsburg (Pennsylvania) University police’s radar screen after he was rumored to be in the area, was arrested by the campus cops in June. Close’s name and photograph had appeared in the Bloomsburg Press Enterprise’s “Your Opinion” feature. He apparently could not resist when a street reporter asked him the newspaper’s “question of the week”–whether the Washington Redskins football team should choose another nickname. (His vitally important opinion? No.) ■


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Leaning On We talk story with local author Shay Chan Hodges about what she learned at last month’s White House Summit on Working Families By Ashley Probst obst

Shay Chan Hodges lives Upcountry and wrote the book Lean On s and Lead in 2013. She’s er very passionate about h her ost work but her first, and mo most other. important, job is being a mo mother. sists off s tories Lean On and Lead consists stories rates interviews about real people and it incorpor incorporates s, h ave had to learn with parents who, like Chan Hodges Hodges, have rofessional and ffamily amily lives how to balance their professional lives. Her dedication is what led to her receiving an invitation to the June 23 White House Summit on Working Families in Washington D.C. Recently we sat down with her to talk about what she brought to the Summit and what she took away from it.

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How were you chosen to attend the White House Summit?

Somebody told me about it and they said that you could nominate yourself or you could have somebody else nominate you. I asked friends to nominate me and they did. I didn’t actually expect to be invited because I heard that it was really, really difficult to get into. I was completely shocked when I got the invitation.

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What can you tell us about the event itself?

There were speeches and then there were panel discussions. Business leaders were there, union leaders were there and a few people did bring their kids, which I thought was really cool. As far as I know, there were no other Hawaii people there. Basically the point that was being made at the Summit was that first of all, most workers are members of families but the way our work culture is set up, it doesn’t recognize that.

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motherhood career because that meant that it was always just a given. If you can just put it out there from the beginning that makes it a lot easier, but that’s not the reality for a lot of people.

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Do you think being the only Hawaii resident in attendance affected your experience?

It’s funny because I realized there were a lot of Washington insiders there. After [Vice President] Joe Biden spoke, I heard different people sort of complaining like, “Oh, Joe, he always goes on and on…” For me, I’m from Maui so I was like, “I’m in the same room with him?!” I thought he was actually really great. He talked about the teen years, which was something that was not talked about enough at the Summit, I think. He made the point that we tend to have this focus on the early years but the fact is your kids need you their whole lives.

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What would you say is significant about the teen years to working parents?

They talked about workplace policies, they talked about the bottom line, but the main issue related to workplaces being supportive of family life. Every family is different and yet there are these common themes that emerge over and over again. What everybody shares is this: it is a conflict trying to raise a family and trying to do your job. It just is. It’s a simple math thing. It’s not like you’re emotionally conflicted, there just isn’t time in the day to do both and yet, our economy requires it.

The teen years are a particularly difficult time because your children do not respond to you the way they did when they were young. They don’t actually want you around on a certain level and yet you have to be paying attention and you have to also be smart about it. It’s hard to do that if you’re gone all day and that’s the reality of a lot of people’s lives. We all know that we’re concerned about teen pregnancy, we’re concerned about drugs, we’re concerned about kids not performing in high school and then not having the options for college and yet there isn’t enough attention paid to the fact that for parents to really be available for their kids, they can’t be working all the time.

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What topics were discussed at the Summit?

Which speaker did you enjoy the most?

I really like Michelle Obama and it was wonderful to hear her talk. She brought her [baby] to a job interview and part of it was, by that point, she had had so many things happen where she just thought, “You know what? This is my reality. I have this baby and I don’t even care if I get the job.” She said because she was in that position, she brought the baby and she just said, “This is me, take it or leave it,” and luckily for her, they said, “We’ll take it and we’ll work around your situation.”

There wasn’t much talk about the fact that we are squandering our resources. By not creating these workplace policies, what happens is women drop out of the workforce. Our economy is suffering because these are people we need. These are people who are talented, who are educated, who

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Why do you think parents should be granted options such as flexible work hours or working from home?

From a county’s perspective, why wouldn’t they want people to work at home when they can? They’re not using gas, they’re not using the roads, we don’t have traffic, you have people in neighborhoods so from a public safety point of view, you have people from the neighborhood sitting in their houses. It’s like there’s no good reason except for just this is the way we’ve always done it.

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I know that one of your blog posts was actually featured at the Summit. At what point did that happen?

I feel really embarrassed. I had no idea that it was featured! I never saw it. I kind of looked to see if I was up on some things because I had heard that things would be posted but on the Moms Rising site, if you were to go there and look at their list of bloggers, I think there’s like 1,000. There’s a lot of bloggers that they have, so what were the chances? When I was doing follow up emails with people somebody said, “So great to meet you in person and see you on the big screen,” and I was like, “What are you talking about? I have no idea what you’re talking about,” and so then she sent me the email where Moms Rising talks about me being on the big screen.

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What was your favorite part about your trip to Washington D.C.?

The night before the Summit, I met with some women. There was this AFL-CIO [meeting?] where all these women and union leaders got together and they were sort of preparing for the Summit. They were really working to organize and make things happen and

Why did her story stick with you?

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Was there anything that you wanted to hear more about at the Summit?

want to work and we’re not taking advantage of that. And we want innovation? You can’t have innovation when you take half the people and say, “Well, you know what, if we have to actually give you flexible work hours, it’s not worth our time.” It makes no sense.

It actually made me think of

when my son was born. When he was first born, I was doing some grant writing and I was asked to do a grant for the Community Clinic of Maui along with a bunch of other agencies. They said, “You know, we know you have a newborn but we want you to write this grant,” and so I felt totally comfortable bringing my baby to those meetings. I’m glad that that’s sort of how I started my

The Chan Hodges Family

make changes. Part of the reason that my book is called Lean On and Lead is because one of the messages of the book is that women can lean on each other. Because we’re talking about women, which is a very large group and is very diverse racially, ethnically, socio-economically, culturally and professionally, by leaning on each other, we can actually make certain things happen.

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You mentioned your book. Why do you think what you’ve written about is important?

Part of what I think is really useful about my book is that it’s a way to understand what’s going on with women and families and to access actual data, but in a way that’s very compelling and personal. A lot of people don’t really want to read a 100-page report with lots of graphs and that kind of thing but they need to know, there’s a lot of data that people don’t actually realize. I have all these women in all these different professions, whether it’s a lawyer or an ideologist; even though their work situation is very different in each of these professions you have the pay gap, you have the glass ceiling, and it happens over and over again.

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Was there anything about the Summit that you wish had been different?

It was organized to get people really excited and motivated but it wasn’t organized with enough networking for the future in mind. I was actually Googling people’s names so that I could see their picture and then I would try to look for them but there were around 1,500 people so I was like, “Okay, this isn’t gonna work.” That was frustrating because I think now the next steps are what do we do? The administration is behind it but what does that mean in your day-to-day life and how can we make things happen? Especially when we have a divided Congress where it’s hard to make anything happen.

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What do you think needs to be done to make these changes happen?

Politicians have to talk about it. We have to when legislators are sitting and looking at the various different laws they’re trying to pass. If they start with what is good for the family and then they move out from there, then we will have way better laws. It shouldn’t have anything to do with whether you’re a Republican or a Democrat. Coming from a different political perspective, you may have a different idea about how to get there but I think that everybody agrees: we want parents to be engaged with their families.

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here was a collective sigh of dismay when Cilantro closed its doors in Lahaina but Chef/ owner Paris Nabavi was just off to bigger and better things–that would be Sangrita Grill and Cantina in Ka‘anapali. The cantina was years in the making, and Cilantro was a stepping stone to this beautiful upscale Mexican eatery. Fans of Cilantro will recognize some of their favorite preparations–like the roasted mother clucker chicken–but the familiarity ends there. Sangrita Grill and Cantina offers unique Mexican cuisine, as well as one of the island’s best collections of mescal and tequilas. Surprisingly, Nabavi says one of the reasons he wanted to open this restaurant was to serve healthy food.

“My philosophy for Sangrita is to promote healthy eating,” he says. “I want to assist with programs which bring healthy eating to every child in Maui County. There was no upscale Mexican restaurant on Maui. Cilantro cuisine was successful but the location was less than ideal. Customers praised the food, but it was hard to make the business work when you had no parking in the evenings. Sangrita is a few steps above Cilantro. We now have a full bar, bathrooms and food is being served on China.” Sangrita is the most architecturally stunning location at the Ka’anapali Fairway Shops. The artwork on the walls, the mural behind the bar, the full dark wood furniture and the aroma of roasted meats, chiles and tortillas all inspire a hip Latin American vibe. The menu translates familiar Mexican dishes for new school palates. On a recent visit I gravitated to the grasshopper tacos for shock factor, but I love to order the cocoa braised short rib tacos. They also have ono, steak, chicken, chorizo and shrimp,

cana, Maya, Fonda San Miguel and Border Grill. The result is a contemporary style of Mexican cooking, applying some principles of European cuisine to create modern Mexican food.” Also, you can’t eat at Sangrita without trying the avocado fries at least once. The cilantro pesto aioli alone is worth it. I love avocado, so the warm creamy flesh flecked with a crispy panko-like coating is akin to eating chips and guacamole. The restaurant recently added some dishes to their menu as well, like their seafood chili relleno, which is incredible. “A successful restaurant is always looking to develop recipes to better serve their customers,” says Nabavi. “I am constantly checking with my customers and experimenting to see what they like and adjust accordingly. There is a period in the beginning of any restaurant where the kitchen needs to get comfortable working together. I feel we are reaching some harmony and our staff are getting more comfortable with the prep and

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executions. Recipes are continuously being refined to create a balance of flavors.” The cantina offers more than 30 tequilas, and of course when you order a shot of Blanco, it’s served with a house-made sangrita, a traditional accompaniment when you drink tequila in Mexico. The cocktail menu features house-made sangritas, six margaritas, martinis and mojitos. Happy hour runs 3-6pm daily with discounts on food and drink, but you can also check out Margarita Mondays for $7 house margaritas all day, or Taco Tuesday for discounted tacos all day. Kama’aina enjoy 15 percent off their bill with Hawaii ID. Sangrita also has live music every Wednesday night from 5:30pm and, on “Final Friday Fiesta,” live Flamenco music by Indio & Avi. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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riginally from France, DJ CIA (Charles Oreve) has made a name for himself on Maui’s electronic music scene with his dynamic house music mixes. CIA earned his chops with vinyl, but has embraced the digital age. We recently chatted with him about his career and why he likes tech but refuses to produce electronic music. MAUITIME: How did you get into DJing? CIA: I got into DJing in my junior year of high school because I started getting into house music with a friend of mine in Paris, France. That’s where I lived at the time. I was going to clubs at a very young age and I saw guys DJing and I wanted to do that.

to listen to and buy. Back in the day, you had a relationship with your vinyl record shop. You would have a sales person there to save tracks for you. I would come in every week and they would say, “Charles, I saved some stuff for you that you will like and I know you will play.” In those days, what you played was really about you. It wasn’t, “Oh, I’m going to grab a hundred tracks before my gig and I’m going to have the same hundred tracks as the guy before.” No, because the limited amount of records available for the newer stuff, you were really defining your style by the records you were buying. Nowadays, you can pretty much get everything and play the same thing as the next guy. MT: How many hours a day do you spend practicing? CIA: I don’t practice anymore. The thing is, I would say it’s like driving a stick shift car. I’m just talking about House DJs. The guys who are scratch DJs or Hip-Hop DJs do a very different thing. They have more physical and body rhythms on the hand movements. They scratch and blend tracks that require

more time on actual turntables, and I admire them for that. MT: Do you have a favorite DJ? CIA: There is one DJ I’ve been following since he began releasing music many years ago. His name is TJR. He’s out of San Diego, California. Right now, he’s huge, playing all around the world at big music festivals. I really like every single one of his tracks. He’s also a really technical DJ. If I had to give one artist, that would be the one. MT: When at gigs, do you use a turntable or do you have a mix prepared? CIA: I never have a mix prepared in advance. It all depends of the people in the room and the general energy on the dance floor–where are they energetically, and where can I take them. I can use turntables if the club has some and that’s all they have. However, I’d rather play on CDJs. MT: What are you using to mix music? CIA: I’ve been playing on Scratch Live. It’s made by Serato, and I’ve been using it for the past five years. I see it as a music storage device. It’s easy to connect it to your computer and have all your music. I don’t use any of the effects or any sync features because I learned how to DJ without it. It’s just a storage device. I’m not computer assisted by any means–it holds my music and I play it with the control surfaces that I use. It can be CDJs, turntables, even a controller. MT: Is it tough making it as a DJ, especially since so many people DJ nowadays? CIA. Very. It is very tough. There are different things: in your local demographic, there are a lot of people who buy a controller, dabble around on the computer, call

themselves DJs and grab gigs. I’m happy for them to have a way to share their music base with a crowd. It’s much easier right now to earn your chops. Before that, for the old guys, you had to play in your bedroom for many, many years before getting into the public. Now with technology, it’s much easier to get yourself out there and not sound like a complete fool. MT: How do you make it big in electronic music? CIA: You have to produce music. I’ve tried to produce music on my own time with some proper professional software and it sucked. My music didn’t sound good to me and there was no way I was putting it out there. To really become big, you have to produce. I know I will never make it to EDC [Electric Daisy Carnival] or other big electronic festivals because I don’t produce tracks. MT: What are your top five electronic music festivals? CIA: I’ve never been to any festival. I see most artists inside the VIP sections of clubs. I don’t like being in the middle of 100,000 people in the heat with people stepping on my feet. I like to see a crowd but not be in the middle of it. MT: What kind of advice would you give someone who’s interested in DJing, either for fun or as a career? CIA: Have fun! Have fun doing it and remember, the best DJ of any night is the guy who will have the whole crowd smiling as well as himself and that will make him the best. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

MT: What was learning to DJ in Paris like? CIA: It was a real challenge because if you wanted all the new tracks you had to find the vinyl. Between the cost of finding the vinyl record, which was around $8 or $9 for one song, as well as learning how to match beats, the learning curve was much harder back then than it is now. MT: What was it like before digital music took over? CIA: It’s much easier to physically get to a gig [now]. To get to a show nowadays, I grab USB drive and pair of headphones. When I was playing in clubs and had to bring cases and cases of vinyl with me, I had to have one of my friends help me carry all of it. Each case was around 80 pounds and I’d bring five or six to a show. Today you just have to go to the Internet to grab whatever song you want

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IKAIKA BLACKBURN – The Lahaina Restoration Foundation is presenting July’s Hawaiian Music Series star Ikaika Blackburn on the Baldwin House Museum lawn. He’s a founding member of the Na Hoku Hanohano Award winning group Na Hoa and his falsetto vocals are reminiscent of traditional Hawaiian song. Enjoy the ride as Blackburn and his friends take you on a musical journey through Hawaii’s past. Chairs are limited, blankets or low laying beach chairs are welcome. Free. 6:00pm-7:30pm Baldwin House Museum, Lawn (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262, Lahainarestoration.org. Photo courtesy Ikaika Blackburn’s Facebook page

MAUI MALL SINGS – You don’t have to be a fan of American Idol dol onto cheer on local talent this Friday at the Maui Mall. Fifteen conh testants will belt out their best tune during Maui Mall Sings, which is presented by Native 92.5FM and Waiehu Records. Soloistss e and groups will compete for the chance to have their debut single on? professionally recorded. Who will be Maui’s next music sensation? Free. 6pm-8pm. Maui Mall (70 E Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), ui), Mauimall.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

FRIDAY, AUG. 1 BATTLE OF THE BANDS – K-Rock 97.3FM is presenting the he O, 2014 Battle of the Bands. It will pit local rock groups TOLO, bMojo Pin, Lawaia, Turbulence, Groovestache and Sabut berday Saints against each other. Watch as they battle it out ic for the top spot. Who will have what it takes? Enjoy new music iand friendly competition. 21+. Free. 7:30pm. Maui Tropical Plantation, The Mill House (1670 Honoapi’ilani ni Hwy., Waikapu), Mauitropicalplantation.com. Photo: Marcelomotta/Wikimedia Commons

JAZZ MAUI ALL-STAR CONCERT – Jazz Maui 2014’s All-Star Cones of Jazz performanccert will conclude the week-long island-wide series es and workshops. There will be musicians local and visiting and Jazz enthusiasts can look forward to great performances from Valery Ponomarev (pictured here), Tommy James and Shari Lynn. Arrive early for King Kekaulike High School’s Na Ali’i Big Band (6pm). The after school program exposes students to different elements of Jazz. $30. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

FRIDAY, AUG. 1 ST. ANTHONY’S BENEFIT DINNER – Dine out at Vineyard Food Company on Friday, Aug. 1 or Saturday, Aug. 2 and a portion of your dinner’s proceeds will benefit St. Anthony Junior-Senior High School in Wailuku. The funds will go towards student field trips. Enjoy a special menu, bring your favorite wine (or beer) and enjoy music while giving back to a great local cause. Guests have a choice between a 5:30pm seating or a 7:30pm seating. Catering from Soup to Nuts, Inc. (1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku), Cateringfromsouptonuts.com, Sasmaui.org. Photo: MauiTime

FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY – Market Street will come alive for August’s Wailuku First Friday Town Party. Wind down your work week with Body Alive Yoga (4:45pm). Grab a cup of coffee at Wailuku Coffee Company and take your pick of treats from a variety of dining options that include Giannotto’s Pizza and Saeng Thai. Shop local stores like Maui Thing and If The Shoe Fits, or just stop in the beer garden for a g pau hana beverage–proceeds will help the Native Hawaiian Healing and Cultural Practice. Live music awaits you at every turn. Free. 6pm-9pm. Wailuku (Market Street), Mauifridays.com.

SATURDAY, AUG. 2 SUMMER LUAU – Free entry, drink specials and DJ LX await you during South Shore Tiki Lounge’s Luau of the Week, which takes place this Saturday. Celebrate summer with a tropical retreat at Maui’s “Best Bar,” an honor bestowed by MauiTime readers in our recent 2014 Best of Maui issue. Grab your friends and enjoy the luau, Tiki style! Free. 10pm. South Shore Tiki Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd.), Southshoretikilounge.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

LACED UP HI – Are you a sneakerhead? Do you need a pair of sneakers to complete your collection? Well, you’re in luck because Hawaii Sneakerheads is presenting Laced Up HI this Saturday at the Maui Beach Hotel. You can sell, buy or trade your pieces from your collection with fellow sneaker enthusiasts or shop local brands unique to our state. Keep your eyes peeled for rare styles. $10. 12pm-6pm. Maui Beach Hotel (170 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-0051, Hawaiisneakerheads.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, AUG. 3 EPIC LOVE STORIES – Set under the stars at the romantic Haiku Mill, Epic Love Stories invites you to explore various love journeys with Leah Lamb. A writer and activist, Lamb will tell tales of love found and lost and adventure along the way.The evening will also feature live music from Andrea Whales and Rasa Priya. Proceeds will benefit the anti-GMO movement. $20 pre-sale. $25 at the door. 7pm-9pm. Haiku Mill (250 Haiku Rd.), Ilovestories.org. Photo courtesy Ilovestories.org

JEWELRY MAKING – Ladies (and gentlemen), here’s a chance to put a unique flare on the jewelry you wear. The Hui No‘eau presents Jewelry in a Day: Bangles, Hoops and Stacking Rings. Students will learn how to fuse, form, sand and cut Argentium into different pieces of jewelry. The workshop will go over various techniques that can be applied when working with the malleable metal. Here’s a chance to awaken your creative side. A supply fee is an additional $20. $45-$56. 1pm-5pm. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560, Huinoeau.com. Photo courtesy the Hui No‘eau

SUNDAY, AUG. 3 ZUMBA WITH KEONI – Did you eat too much Saturday night? Fight the bulge with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio’s free Zumba fitness class on Sunday morning. Known for its high energy and festive choreography, the class lets you dance your way to a slimmer you. Workout to Merengue, Salsa and Cumbia beats. Free. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio (70 E. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Suite C9, Kahului), Hotlavadancefit.com. Photo courtesy Hot Lava DanceFit Studio

MONDAY, AUG. 4 LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN – Step up your listening skills this Sunday with Mark Beltzman during Maui Improv’s Listen Listen Listen workshop. Beltzman will teach you the tools you need for heightened awareness, which will bring you better improv flow. The four-day workshop will help students learn to use their environment, emotions and body language creatively for good, and not evil (though that might be more fun). $75 per class. 6:15pm- 9:15pm. ProArts Playhouse (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550, Proartspacific.com. Image courtesy Maui Improv

WEDNESDAY, AUG. 6 HIROSHIMA/NAGASAKI COMMEMORATION – Maui Peace Action hosts peace builder and educator Melinda Clarke during its annual Hiroshima and Nagasaki Commemoration this Wednesday. Her work includes a stint at the Radiation Effects Research Foundation and she’s also interviewed atomic bomb survivors in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Clarke will share her experience and efforts and Maui Taiko and Yosakoi dancers will share traditional song and dance. Come early and take part in the origami peace project (5:30pm). Cold tea and refreshments will be provided. Free. 6pm. UHMC, Pilina Building Multi Purpose Room (310 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Mauipeace.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

MAUI SMUG MEETING – The coconut wireless meets wifi during this MUG) meeting. Wednesday’s Maui Social Media Users Group (SMUG) ntial social meHere’s a chance to engage with the island’s most influential dia users. Open to everyone, all experience levels are welcome. ur suggestion Want to share a topic of discussion? Tweet your ation. using the #MauiSmug hashtag. Join the conversation. Free. 4pm-6:30pm. MEDB Malcolm Center (1305 N. Holopono St., Kihei), Mauismug.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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States. Take that as an affectionate nod to how adorably bonkers this is, as well as a warning to those who require logic stronger than that of an Looney Tunes cartoon, which this also resembles. Throughout the first half, as Lucy’s journey becomes increasingly dire, Besson inserts footage of wild animals, nature and bits of Morgan Freeman’s Professor Norman giving a lecture on the possibilities of the human mind. Cutting the distractingly documentary-like footage into the action doesn’t completely work, though at least Besson hasn’t lost his touch for eccentric filmmaking. The brisk first act is nasty, intense and proudly pulpy, as bodies pile high even before the action truly takes off. As with Besson’s other works, none of this is meant to be taken seriously–as if that were even possible in a movie this silly. After losing his way 15 years ago, with his ambitious but botched Joan of Arc epic The Messenger, Besson seemed to drift from the spotlight. He made the occasional, awful movie like Arthur and the Invisibles and The Family, though Besson’s most frequent film work was co-writing and co-producing action films like Colombiana, the Taken and Transporter franchises, which all have his cinematic trademarks and

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Although the plot asks us to consider what would happen if a human could use more than 10 percent of their brain, it’s merely a gimmick. Once we arrive at the point when Lucy exacts revenge on her captors, it becomes so anything-goes, the narrative possibilities that seem to spring from Besson asking, “why not?” The problem with Bessons’ crafting something so fast and nutty is that characterizations are minimal, the wild ending is laughable and overly abrupt and, once again, Freeman has been cast to play Morgan Freeman instead of an actual character. Still, if any 2014 release understands that movies are about showing us the impossible and entertaining us above all else, it’s this one. It may be trashy and absurd but make no mistake, Lucy is fearless. ■

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Guardians Of The Galaxy-PG13- FRI-WED 10:30 11:30 12:30 1:25 2:00 3:15 4:15 5:15 6:00 7:00 7:30 8:45 9:45 10:15 Lucy-R- THU 10:20 11:20 12:30 1:30 2:40 3:40 4:50 5:50 7:00 8:00 9:10 10:10, FRIWED 10:45 11:30 1:30 3:30 5:10 5:30 7:30 8:30 9:30 10:30 Sex Tape-R- THU 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45, FRI-WED 12:45 3:00 Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes 2DPG13-THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, FRI-MON 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, TUE 11:00 1:45 4:30 10:00, WED 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00 She’s Dating A Gangster- NR- THU 12:05 2:30 4:55 7:20 9:45 Transformers: Age of Extinction 2D-PG13THU 11:30 3:15 7:10 10:30

Planes: Fire And Rescue- 2D THU 11:40 2:00 2:30 4:20 6:40 7:10 9:20, 3D 12:10 4:50 9:50, 2D FRI (12:00 2:00 4:50) 6:50 10:00, SAT (12:00 2:00) 4:50 6:50 10:00, SUN 2:00 4:50 6:50 10:00, MON-WED 12:00 2:00 4:50 6:50 10:00 Transformers: Age of Extinction- 2D FRI (10:30 12:40 4:10) 6:40 10:00, SAT-WED (10:30 12:40) 4:10 6:40 10:00 Hercules-PG13- 2D THU 11:10 2:10 7:30, 3D 11:00 1:40 4:20 4:50 7:00 9:40 10:10, 2D FRI-SAT (2:00) 7:20, 3D FRI (11:00 11:30 1:30 4:00 4:40) 6:50 9:40 10:10, 3D SAT (11:00 11:30 1:30) 4:00 4:40 6:50 9:40 10:10, 2D SUN-WED 2:00 7:20, 3D 11:00 11:30 1:30 4:00 4:40 6:50 9:40 10:10 The Purge: Anarchy-R- THU 11:40 2:20 5:00

7:40 10:20, FRI (10:40 1:50 4:30) 7:40 10:20 SAT-WED (10:40 1:50) 4:30 7:40 10:20 America-PG13- THU 10:40 1:10 3:50 6:30 9:30, FRI (10:50 1:20 3:50) 6:30 9:30, SAT (10:50 1:20) 3:50 6:30 9:30, SUN 1:20 3:50 6:30 9:30, MON-WED (10:50 1:20) 3:50 6:30 9:30 Wish I Was There- R- THU 10:30 1:20 4:30 7:20 10:20, FRI-WED (1:10) 6:30 Maleficent-PG- THU 10:50 1:30 4:10, FRI (10:40 4:00) 9:50, SAT-SUN (10:40) 4:00 9:50, MON-WED (10:40 4:00) 9:50 22 Jump Street-R- THU 10:50 1:30 4:10 6:50 10:00, FRI (11:20 2:20 4:20) 7:10 9:30 SAT-MON (11:20 2:20) 4:20 7:10 9:30 Tammy-R- THU 6:50 9:30 Persecuted-PG13- THU 6:30 9:20

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when his estranged son drops off the granddaughter he never knew he had. 94 min.

A MOST WANTED MAN - R - Thriller - An undocumented Chechen in Hamburg gets caught up in War On Terror. Stars Grigoriy Dobrygin and the late Philip Seymour Hoffman. 122 min.

AMERICA - PG13 - Documentary/Fantasy Dinesh D’Souza is back with yet installment in his series asking why President Barack Obama hates America so, so much. 105 min.

GET ON UP - PG13 - Music/Drama - The story of James Brown. Starring Chadwick Boseman, Nelsan Ellis and Dan Aykroyd. 138 min.

DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES PG13 - Sci-Fi/Action - The damn, dirty apes are close to taking over the world, but a band of plucky humans are still fighting. 130 min.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY - PG13 - Action/SciFi - Starships, hero pilots, laser blasters, alien monsters, space babes and a talking raccoon (voiced by Bradley Cooper!) all fight something big out in the part of the universe that’s farthest from Earth. 121 min.

NOW PLAYING 22 JUMP STREET - R - Action/Comedy - Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum return as undercover cops, this time at a local college. 112 min. AND SO IT GOES - PG13 - Comedy/Drama - A realtor has to get help from his neighbor

HERCULES - PG13 - Action - Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson plays Hercules. Expect to see a lot of swords and bare midriffs but precious few talking raccoons. 98 min. HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 - PG Animation - It’s like the first How To Train Your Dragon film, but with more dragons. 102 min. LUCY - R - SciFi/Action - Scarlett Johannson stars in this story about a woman who fights bad people because she’s able to use 100 percent of her brain pan. See this week’s film review. 90 min.

MALEFICENT - PG - Family/Action - Angelina Jolie plays a bitter witch or something who curses an infant princess, only to realize the girl may hold the key to her (the witch’s) happiness, or something. 97 min. SEX TAPE - R - Comedy - A married couple (Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel) lose their sex tape. 94 min. THE PURGE: ANARCHY - R - Horror - No, it’s not the story of yet another diet craze gone horribly wrong, though that would make a great flick. This one’s about people trying to survive a night in Los Angeles. Can you imagine anything more horrible? 103 min. TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi/Toy Commercial More giant robots that stomp around, blowing up everything, less Shia LeBeouf. Stars Mark Wahlberg and Nicola Peltz. 165 min. WISH I WAS THERE - R - Comedy/Drama - Zach Braff plays a 35-year-old who reexamines his life, sadly without the help of a talking raccoon. 106 min.

LAST CHANCE EARTH TO ECHO - PG - Adventure/Family - A group of kids make friends with an alien, and then try to help it. If this sounds familiar, it just means you’re old. 89 min. PERSECUTED - PG13 - Action/Mystery An evangelist goes on the run after being accused of murder–Murder!–when he refuses to approve some senator’s religious reform proposal. 91 min. SHE’S DATING A GANGSTER - NR - Romance/Comedy - Teens get caught up in a false romance, originally designed to make an ex jealous. Stars Kathryn Bernardo and Daniel Padilla. 105 min. TAMMY - R - Comedy - When a woman loses her job and finds out her husband cheated on her, she does what we all do: take a road trip with her profane grandmother. Stars Melissa McCarthy and Susan Sarandon. 96 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS OLELO MANAWA- MAUI’S POETRY SLAM - Thu, Jul 31. This month’s theme is “Adversity.” Join Maui’s poets, storytellers and spoken word artists Upcountry. 21+ and over, show starts at 9:30pm. $10 cover. Casanova. (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com MAUI’S GAY FIRST FRIDAYS-MAUI AIDS FOUNDATION FUNDRAISER - Fri, Aug 1. Don’t miss the opening night of Maui Gay First Friday–it’s hosted by former Mr. Hawaii David Johnson. Enter the “Mr. West Side Board Shorts Competition” ($500 First Prize), which is open to all competitors. The event features DJ Larage and more guest DJs. 21+and over, $10 cover. Doors open at 9pm, show starts at 10pm. Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-244-3191; uluslahaina.com DR. NAT & RIO RITMO - Fri, Aug 1. Dance and shake your hips to live Samba, Salsa and Latin Pop. 21+ and over, music starts at 10pm. $10 cover. Casanova. (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com ‘THE DAYS BETWEEN’ CELEBRATION - Sat, Aug 2. Celebrate with The Maui Pranksters featuring Sunshine Becker of Further. Come up to the North Shore for good vibes and the music of the Grateful Dead and Jerry Garcia. 21+and over. Show starts at 9pm, $10 cover. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com.

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘LEGALLY BLONDE: THE MUSICAL’ - Based on Amanda Brown’s novel, Heather Hach’s book and the 2001 MGM film, Elle Woods (played by Casey Murphy Hughes), Warner Huntington III, Emmett Forrest and the girls of Delta Nu will appear in this local rendition of the law school comedy. The former Hawaiian Tropic girl will give Harvard a run for its money when she proves that there’s more to her than blonde locks. 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays and 3pm Sundays. $17-$28. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Jul 30. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. First and third Thursday of every month. Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Aug 2. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi

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chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Aug 3. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 75-4100; 4100; Fairmont.com Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100;

gentlemen), here’s a chance to put a unique flare on the jewelry you wear. Hui No‘eau presents Jewelry in a Day: Bangles, Hoops and Stacking Rings. Students will learn how to fuse, form, sand and cut Argentium into different pieces of jewelry. The workshop will go over various techniques that can be applied when working with the malleable metal. Here’s a chance to awaken your creative side. A supply fee is an additional $20. $45-$56. 1pm5pm. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com

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ART SUZY, LISA, MARY, DENBY, TODD - Fri, Aug 1 - Sep 14. Visit Viewpoints Gallery to see bunch of pieces from Suzi Papanikolas, Lisa Kasprzycki, Mary Ann LEIGH, Denby Freeland-Cole and Todd Campbell. Free. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979 CHRISTINA DEHOFF - Fri, Aug 1. Christina DeHoff has many facets as an artist. A clear and recognizable theme runs through both her figurative visionary paintings and her landscape paintings. She has a unique, tender and intuitive way of communicating that which is sacred in this human experience. Visit Christina and get to know her! Free. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands Gallery (1169 Makawao Ave.); Mauihands.com CHRIS LARSON - Fri, Aug 1. Chris Larson’s artistic journey began at 13 when she took an art class from her oil painter mother. Her journey continued merrily into watercolor, acrylic, charcoal, graphic design and photography. Free. 4:307:30pm. Maui Hands (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com RICHARD DIGIACOMO - Sat, Aug 2. Richard DiGiacomo, of Russian and Italian descent, is an accomplished artist who is known for his innovative approach to coloration. Transplanted to Maui, Hawaii in 2010, Richard was ascended to a new level of artistic ability with his newly-created metal fused art. Created by the etching of aluminum panels and color, and fused with various techniques, his technique calls for many coats of clear seals, applied to create depth and movement. Free. 2:30-5:30pm. Maui Hands (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com JEWELRY MAKING - Sun, Aug 3. Ladies (and

TICKETS ON SALE JAZZ MAUI 2014 ALL-STAR CONCERT - Fri, Aug 1. This event will feature an evening of world class jazz with performances by Russian trumpeter Valery Ponomarev of Art Blakey & the Jazz Messengers; Honolulu vocalist Shari Lynn, who performed with George Shear and award-winning pianist Tommy James, the music director of the Duke Ellington Orchestra. Preshow performance in the courtyard at 6pm by Na Ali‘i Big Band. Tickets are $30. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘MISS SAIGON’ – Fri, Aug 15 - Sun, Aug 24. From the company that brought you last summer’s smash hit Les Misérables, MAPA LIVE presents Miss Saigon on stage for the first time ever on Maui. This raw and heart-wrenching love story of a Vietnamese bar girl and an American Marine during the fall of Saigon features a cast of 45 performers and a 25-piece orchestra. Not recommended for children due to mature language, sexuality and violence. $15-$65. Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org AUGIE T–SO DUMB 2014 TOUR - Fri, Aug 15. Hawaii’s favorite comedian is back to produce and film his sixth one-man statewide comedy show. It’s been three years since his last one-man show, but Augie’s been busy: the “Laugh for Relief” Comedy Tour in March 2014 with Filipino American comedian Rex Navarrete, the “Na Alii of Comedy Tour” in 2013 and the 2012 show “Portuguese Kings of Comedy.” Tickets are $20, $35. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI CALLS 2014 - Fri, Aug 8. It’s the MACC’s an-

nual signature fundraiser gala. Enjoy delectable pupus created by chefs from stellar Maui restaurants, paired with premium wines served by vintners from boutique wineries around the world. This year’s theme is “Celebrating the Songs of Hawaii” and the music will be flowing. The gala starts with a fresh flower lei greeting and Hawaiian music serenade. Highlights include fabulous selections in the live and silent auctions, a concert with a surprise musical guest and dancing under the glowing glass roof of the Pavilion. The famous Maui Calls Live and silent auctions offer chances to bid on hundreds of items, from art and jewelry to golf and travel packages–always with some very special “Uniquely Maui” items found in no other fundraiser. 21 and over. 6-10pm. Individual tickets are $175. Pavilion/Amphitheater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org BOBBY LEE - Thu, Aug 21. He’s an actor and comedian best known as a cast member on MADtv (2001-2009) and for his roles in the films Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Pineapple Express and The Dictator. Lee also starred on the NBC show Animal Practice and can now be seen as a regular guest on E!’s Chelsea Lately as well as The Burn on Comedy Central. He’s been touring the country year-round with his hilariously unpredictable stand-up. Tickets are $20, $28 and $38. Show starts at 7:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ISLAND BREEZE WITH JEFF PETERSON, KENNY ENDO & RILEY LEE - Thu, Aug 21. Island Breeze is a trio of musicians who’ve come together to create some new and beautiful music. Grammy award winning slack key guitarist Jeff Peterson and shakuhachi (Japanese flute) player Riley Lee have been working together for many years. They joined forces with taiko master Kenny Endo in 2012 during a week-long artists residency in Honolulu. The trio put together a program of refreshing music–like an “island breeze”– and presented it in concert at the University of Hawaii Manoa’s Orvis Auditorium. Come and hear this magic multicultural music collaboration for yourself. Tickets are $30 and $45. Show starts at 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org SOJA + MICHAEL FRANTI & SPEARHEAD - Fri, Aug 29. SOJA’s music, a blend of Reggae, go-go, D.C. hardcore, Latin, rock and hip-hop, is about finding the happiness and peace that everyone deserves; their live shows are an explosion of energy and positivity. Michael Franti also knows about the power of music: how it can inspire, uplift and make people want to dance or cry, and he and his band Spearhead are known for the communal spirit they create. Tickets are $39.50 advance, $45 day-of; VIP $80 advance, $85 day-of. Gates open at 5pm. A&B Amphitheater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HAWAII INTERNATIONAL TROPICAL FRUIT CONFERENCE - Fri, Sep 12-Sun, Sep 14. Geared toward farmers, educators, orchard managers and proponents of sustainable agriculture, the weeklong event is presented by the statewide Hawaii Tropical Fruit Growers and is open to the public. The conference is titled “It’s All About Production” and offers a variety of breakout sessions, plus visiting researchers and agro experts. Considered the world’s leading expert on post-harvest technology, the University of Hawaii’s Dr. Robert Paull will do a dinner presentation on “Phenology, Productivity and Profits.” Those registering before Aug. 1 will enjoy a discounted fee of up to $75. Kahili Golf Course. (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); Hawaiitropicalfruitgrowers.org

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Throwback Thursdays w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

Frisky Friday w/DJ TRVR, 10pm

Le Grind w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Sunday Sessions w/DJ CIA, 10pm

MON- CLOSED TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/DJ Decka,10pm, WED- Comedy Night Hosted by Chino, 7:30pm

Johnny Ringo 2-4:30

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MON-Kaleo Philips 2-4:30, TUE-Johnny Ringo w/ Augie 2-4:30, WED-Adam Masterson 2-4:30

Olelo Manawao Maui Poetry Slam 9:30pm, $10

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo Samba, Salsa & Latin Pop 10pm, $10

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm no cover!

DJ Kamikaze & Big Mike 10pm, $10

4th Annual “The Days Between” w/ The Maui Pranksters & Sunshine Becker, 9pm $10

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

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Jordan @7pm

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COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Mall (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com; GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an awardwinning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FRIDAY, AUG. 1 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm. Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, AUG. 2 VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org KAPA DYE WORKSHOP - Join kapa makers, Lisa Schattenburg-Raymond and Lei Ishikawa, to learn about the many Hawaiian plants that produce dyes for kapa. Call or email to reserve your seats! Space is limited. $125. 9am-1pm. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-249-2798; Mnbg.org; info@mnbg.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful

MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm, TUE - Tex Mex Tuesday w/ Howard Ahia & Friends 6:308:30, WED-Andrew Corradini 6:30pm

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Cole Sulenta

Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FREE KEIKI HULA SHOW - Free. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com.

VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-2498811 ext. 1., or email Volunteersonvacation.org

YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Free. 3-5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, AUG. 3 MANA‘OLANA PINK PADDLERS-BLUE AINA REEF CLEAN-UP - Maui’s nonprofit outrigger paddling organization that’s focused on helping cancer survivors regain health and strength after cancer invites you to participate in their Blue Aina Reef Clean Up fundraiser with the Hawaii National Marine Sanctuary. Tickets for the cleanup are $30 and include a continental breakfast and picnic lunch. Tickets are available for purchase through the Hawaii National Marine Sanctuary Foundation. 9-12noon. (Lahaina Harbor); For tickets and more info call 808-8792818, x39 or email blueainareservations@gmail.com ZUMBA FITNESS - Did you eat too much Saturday night? Fight the bulge with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio’s free Zumba fitness class on Sunday morning. Known for its high energy and festive choreography, the class lets you dance your way to a slimmer you. Workout to Merengue, Salsa and Cumbia beats. Free. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Hotlavadancefit.com MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Free. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina); 808-661-5304; www.lahainacannerymall.com FREE KEIKI HULA SHOW - Free. 1pm. Lahaina

MON-Bartenders Mix , TUE- Johnny Ringo, WED-Happy Humpday!

MON-Kaliko’s Way 10-12:30pm, WED-Evan Shulman, 8-11pm

Evan Shulman, 8-11pm

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FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

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WYNDHAM’S CAREERS & COFFEE - An onsite career event for marketing and sales professionals. Free. 10:30-11:30am. (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-921-7910

TUESDAY, AUG. 5 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120 FREE ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com MOONLIGHT TIDEPOOL EXPLORATION - Brittle stars, urchins, octopi, oh my! Come meet some of the fascinating creatures that roam South Maui’s tidepools at night during our Moonlight Tidepool Exploration. This discovery event is recommended for people ages 6 and over. Participants are asked to wear sturdy shoes and bring a flashlight. Call to

MON- Mark Smeltzer, TUE-Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, WED-Fulton Teshombe

reserve. $7 per child/ $15 per adult. 6-8pm. Pacific Whale Foundation (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-2498811 x1; Pacificwhale.org FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, AUG. 6 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am. Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949

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WITH THE MAUI PRANKSTERS FEATURING SUNSHINE BECKER OF FURTHER

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FRI | 8/1 DJ KAMIKAZE & DJ BIG MIKE

DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR! MON | 8/4 CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND

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WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY

CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT DJ KURT

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THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA’S THE AWARDS

BANDS & DJ’S

SHOW STARTS AT 930PM $10 COVER

OLELO MANAWA POETS, STORYTELLERS AND SPOKEN WORDS ARTISTS

THEME OF THE MONTH: ADVERSITY

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DR NAT & RIO RITMO SALSA Y SAMBA Y LATIN POP

TUESDAYS IN AUGUST

WILLIE K AND HIS BAND

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MUSIC STARTS AT 9PM $10 COVER

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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

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Sam Ahia’s Jazz Trio, 8pm

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JD & Harry 3-5pm, Danyel Alana, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

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L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

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1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

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DJ Illz, 10:30pm, $5

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

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FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; www.onelovemarket.com. ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm. Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana). KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon). Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm. Kula Country Farms, (Kula Highway at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com. Free. 11am-2pm. Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm. Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com. HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm. Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana). FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu. FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed

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MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm, FREE

My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm. Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com. LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods. 8:30am-11:00am. (95 Lipoa St., Kihei). MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am1pm. Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3100; Mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm. Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; Visitlahaina.com. FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com. HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana). ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm. Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com.

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Sign Language LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Don’t get lazy on me now. Lately you’ve been living your life in broad strokes, and sort of glossing over the details, or pretending to postpone them ‘til later. That’s lame. You think you’re being succinct, even pithy, but in actuality, you’re just being vague. There are worlds of difference between selectively imparting a few fascinating details, relating all of them without discrimination, or simply sharing none at all. The first makes you brilliant, observant, and entertaining, while either of the other two options just makes you boring. You choose. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Smack any asshole who says you’re fat—however obliquely or subtly. Reject especially any of the kind of underhanded compliments you’re likely to receive this week, the ones that are designed to make you feel bad about yourself, or worse, to react aggressively and start dishing out the same thing. A bad scenario would be you’d start disliking yourself because of something someone said; the worst-case scenario has you behaving just as badly as the fuckers who slyly abused you in the first place. Instead, just give ‘em a slap, a dirty look, or best yet, a hearty laugh, then utterly forget about them. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

A minor resurgence of Victorian era aesthetic (and, in some cases, values) has begun, and is apt to continue—with Librans spearheading the movement. It’s good to be real, and unaffected, and forthright— but if you can express all that honesty with utter tact and gentility, you’re likely to be charming rather than just plain demanding or harsh. What I’m trying to get at is—don’t change what you have to say, but if you can find a way to express it sweetly, you’ll get better results than if you just blurt it out any old way.

and interact. The turbulent nature of your life these days means you don’t get a smooth ride right now, no matter how much you work at it. So instead of sweating it and struggling to achieve the bumpless jaunt you’d hoped for, figure out a way to live more happily with the zigs, zags, climbs and plunges. When you realize that you have only a tiny fraction of the control you thought you had, you can, perversely, relax—and that actually makes things simpler than you ever imagined they could be.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Summer’s nearly over. How many of the things you thought you’d finish this season have you actually accomplished? You’ve been so lazy. I’m usually a huge advocate of blissful indolence but your slowSunday drive is along a major highway. In about four weeks, millions of cars and 18-wheelers will surge onto the interstate you’re lackadaisically drifting down right now. To avoid a nasty 23-car pile-up and horrifically tedious traffic snarls for weeks afterwards, I suggest you step on the gas at least a little, and either get into gear or find an exit ramp, fast. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Your busyness has levels and levels—a fact you frequently forget. You’ll be bustling along, thinking you’re about as busy as you can be, until events compound and accelerate. Then, you realize that you’d actually been quite relaxed, before—you just hadn’t noticed or realized it. I mention this now because you’re, in point of fact, only revving at 60% of your full capacity, even though it feels like more. But you’ll realize how chill this time was when you’re forced to shift gears in a couple weeks and move closer to 90% of what you’re capable of. In other words, stop stressing. This is easy, relatively. Enjoy it. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Just stay calm. You’ve suddenly found yourself in the upper limbs of a very tall tree, now bucking wildly in the wind. The vertigo is probably overwhelming. Breathe. I won’t lie to you; the descent is exponentially harder than the ascent. But you can do it. The trick is finding the balance between taking your time and becoming paralyzed by fear or indecision. Keep moving, steadily, and don’t think about how much further you have to go. You’ll be on the ground in no time, and, surprisingly, ready to do it all again. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

You’re a houseplant that hasn’t been watered in weeks. That explains that melted-around-the-edges feeling you have, like a candle left in sunlight. It’s not that you’re getting old—a possibility you’d sourly considered (admit it). What’s actually happened is you’ve gone too long without something basic and necessary (like water for the marigolds). Luckily, you’re one of those responsive and hardy houseplants that can surge back to radiant health from near-death within minutes of hydration. Still, that’s no reason to put it off any longer. Whatever it is you need as much as a plant needs water—go get it. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

One of the best and worst things about you, Capricorn, is that when you find something that works, you stick with it. This can make you a steadfastly loyal friend or lover, but kind of a limited one. Adequate will do, and does, for you, sadly leaving the better alternative undiscovered except, occasionally, entirely by accident. Stop settling! Look beyond the first acceptable solution this week—you’ll be surprised at how little effort is required to achieve exponentially better results. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

How to make things straightforward and uncomplicated: Don’t strain yourself trying to simplify and edit them, which is actually a lot of hard work (and complicated in and of itself). A better solution is to just change your relationship to them, how you react

Let’s talk about actions and their occasionally transformative consequences. Churning milk turns it into butter, compressing coal creates diamonds, and drinking too much beer makes you fat. Similarly, if you screw with a Taurus long enough, you get one of two fairly predictable results: the long-fused Bull either turns into a sullen, immoveable rock, or transmutes into a swift, untouchable black storm cloud. The rock is sturdy but essentially helpless; it just has to sit there and take it. The thunderhead, however, has options, and power. When you get to that fork in the road this week regarding how you’ll react to the persistent prodding you’ve been receiving, I think your choice is obvious, don’t you? GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Enough already. You can’t keep living this way. It’s time to address that nagging issue on the agenda that you’ve tabled for months (or, in some cases, years). Your best efforts to simply not think about it are falling flat, and that “perfect moment” you’ve been waiting for will never come—not this week, anyway, nor in the coming months. So what? If this were about something you needed, and not something someone else required, you’d never wait this long to bring it up. Do unto others, my friend—help out the ones who need you, and speak up, for goodness’ sake. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Your alien abduction fantasies are never going to come true unless you spend more time by yourself. What, you want them to show up in the middle of a party and pick you up, or pluck you out of bed in flagrante delicto? True, it’ll probably never happen regardless, but it’s as good an excuse as any to take some sorely-needed and long-overdue alone time. You need it; you’re too often inclined to just go and go, with continually overlapping social entanglements, and never take a break until you break completely down. Don’t let it go there. Assess all the various people and places you could do and go to this week, and then say no to at least some of them.

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