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3. On July 31, Pacific Business News 1. Friday, Aug. 1 marked the last run of the Sugar Cane Train on the Westside. But the Aug. 2 Maui News reported that “community leaders” are trying to raise money “to temporarily save” the train until a permanent buyer can be located. How much money are they trying to raise? A. $10,000 B. $15,000

reported that Oracle founder/billionaire Larry Ellison had bought a little bit more of Lanai–namely, the Hotel Lanai. According to the story, when did that little hotel open? A. 1943 B. 1933 C. 1923 D. 1913 E. 1903

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HAWAII AG SETTLES SLAMMING SUIT WITH CREDIT CARD COMPANIES Two years ago the State of Hawaii sued a slew of credit card companies, alleging that they were “slamming” customers–signing them up for products they didn’t ask for or ultimately didn’t receive. Well, four of those companies– Bank of America, JP Morgan Chase, Discover Financial Services and Citibank–have settled with the state for a total of “approximately $11.3 million,” according to a news release from the Hawaii Attorney General’s office sent out on Aug. 4. “We filed these cases to protect Hawaii consumers and stop illegal and deceptive practices of marketing credit card protection plans,” said Attorney General David Louie in the news release. “With the resolution of these cases we have taken a strong stance against unfair and deceptive credit card practices. These cases are important because they put the credit card industry on notice that it will be held accountable if it engages in misleading practices.”

According to the news release, these practices include “enrolling consumers without their consent; providing misleading information about free trial periods; distorting plan benefits; billing for services not provided; unfairly charging credit card customers for interest and fees; or denying plan benefits to eligible customers.”

WHY HAWAII ELECTION POLLING IS BAD Well, this is it–the last issue of MauiTime before the Hawaii Primary Election on Aug. 9. So who’s going to win? Depends on which candidate you ask, or which poll you read. And if it seems to you that polls around here–which show both incumbent U.S. Senator Brian Schatz and challenger Rep. Colleen Hanabusa leading in the Democratic Senate race–aren’t very helpful, take heart: others have noticed, too. “One problem: Polling in Hawaii–and especially primary polling–is notoriously unreliable,” Aaron Blake wrote in an Aug. 4 Washington Post politics blog. “And we don’t mean off-by-a-few points unreliable. We mean often vastly different-from-thefinal-result unreliable.” For his blog post, Blake used a few recent examples. In the 2010 Special Election, the Honolulu Star-Advertiser’s polling perfectly mirrored the final results, while Honolulu Civil Beat’s polls were off. But two years later, Civil Beat pretty much nailed the 2012 Hawaii Second District congressional race while the Star-Advertiser missed badly. Of course, in that same year, the

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Star-Advertiser came close to polling the outcome of the U.S. Senate race while Civil Beat didn’t. As for why Hawaii polling is so unreliable, Blake wrote that a big part of the reason is “because the state’s large Asian American population is more difficult to correctly sample and often less willing to answer a pollster’s questions.” He then hyperlinked that explanation to a May 2014 Honolulu Magazine interview with Hawaii pollster Becky Ward (of Ward Research). “There is, sometimes, a reticence to speak among some of the Asian ethnicities in Hawaii,” Ward said in that interview. “So there are some factors that will increase

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Maui County Council races are usually sleepy, low-contact affairs with lots of smiles and roadside sign-waving. But this year’s three-way race for the West Maui council seat is different. Elle Cochran, a slow-growth devotee and Save Honolua activist who ran for reelection unopposed in 2012, is now facing two challengers: Rick Nava and Ka‘ala Buenconsejo. Of those two, Buenconsejo is the better funded, with a little more than $9,000 in his campaign coffers. But he’s also benefitting from a massive infusion of cash from a Honolulu-based super PAC called Forward Progress. Hawaii Campaign Spending Commission records filed on July 30 show that Forward Progress is entirely funded by the Hawaii Carpenters Market Recovery Program, a separate political committee funded by the carpenters. This makes sense because Forward Progress is run by John White, who is also the executive director of Paciﬁc Resource Partnerships (PRP), the controversial nonprofit organization that spent nearly a million in 2012 promoting Honolulu’s rail project. PRP also ran a series of nasty negative ads against anti-rail Honolulu mayoral candidate Ben Cayetano–ads that PRP apologized for after the election. White did not return a phone call asking for comment by press time. But according to Forward Progress’ July 30 expenditure filings, the organization has so far spent nearly $15,000 on radio advertisement buys and $17,000 on a Maui County poll conducted by San Francisco-based Tulchin Research (see third item below). The organization’s July 30 unpaid expenditures filing shows they’ve also spent and a little more than $36,000 on mailers and postage–all in support of Buenconsejo–more than $68,000 total in spending. “The carpenters union has never endorsed me,” Cochran told me today when

informed of the above figures. She recalled her interview with them when she first ran for office. “Their big question was how do I feel about the conversion of hotels to timeshares,” she said. “I told them that I know it gives them a lot of jobs, but I lost my job because of timeshares. They downsized a lot of people when they converted to a timeshare. Ever since, I haven’t been asked back.” Cochran further speculated that her lack of support for the proposed Olowalu Town, which build 1,500 units at Olowalu may also make her a target of the construction industry. Cochran’s latest financial disclosure statement shows her campaign is currently running a $55,000 deficit. (We first posted a version of this item on Aug. 1 on our Mauifeed.com news blog.)

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their comfort level and encourage better participation in telephone surveys–things like an 808 area code on caller ID and an interviewer from Hawaii with a voice that puts them at ease.” Locally, reliable polling is all but impossible to find. Polls are expensive, and most Maui candidates don’t commission them. They can function as internal research tools to find out what voters want, or distribute negative or even salacious information–the latter are known as “push polls.” So far, I’ve found just a couple in campaign finance statements: state Sen. Roz Baker, D–6th District paid for a telephone poll from QMark Research in Honolulu on July 3 (at a cost of more than $14,500) and the Super PAC Forward Progress poll cited in the first item above for Buenconsejo. Baker and John White, the executive director of Forward Progress, did not respond to inquiries by press time. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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THE SILVERSWORDS ARE BLOOMING As we hit the peak of summer, an abundance of rare silversword plants are blooming at Haleakala National Park. “Long term residents and park staff say this is one of the best years they’ve seen for flowers up here,” said Superintendent Natalie Gates in a July 29 press release. “We hope neighbors and visitors alike will come enjoy this incredible sight.” Gates stressed the importance of keeping these plants safe because they are not found anywhere else in the world. “The easiest thing we can all do to help these threatened plants is to stay on the trails so we don’t crush existing roots or new seedlings,” Gates said. Visitors can see the silverswords at the summit, at the Kalahaku Overlook or on one of the 4-6 mile hikes on the Sliding Sands Trail, which leads into the summit basin. For more information, call Polly Angelakis at 808-572-4450. -Ashley Probst

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SPECIAL MAUI ELECTION INDEX–WITH GUEST STAR OFFICER KEITH TAGUMA! Maui Police Officer Keith Taguma writes thousands of traffic tickets every year. The story is that he’ll write anyone–ANYONE–a ticket, so we decided to have some fun and find out how many Maui County candidates on the 2014 Hawaii Primary Election ballot have felt the sting of a Taguma ticket. Here are the results: Number of Maui County candidates on ballot: 30 Number of candidates with at least one

traffic ticket: 19 Number of candidates with at least one traffic ticket from Taguma: 6 Highest number of Taguma tickets incurred by a single candidate: 7 [1] Percentage of Maui candidates stung by Taguma: 20 People running for Maui County Mayor: 6 People running for Maui County Mayor with at least one traffic ticket: 5 People running for Maui County Mayor with at least one traffic ticket written by Taguma: 3 [2] Highest number of Taguma-written tickets racked up by a single mayoral candidate: 3 [3] Percentage of mayoral candidates with tickets from Taguma: 50 Number of County Council candidates on ballot: 14 Number of County Council candidates on ballot with at least one traffic ticket: 7 Number of County Council candidates on ballot with at least one traffic ticket from Taguma: 1 [4] Number of County Council incumbents on Primary ballot: 4 Number of County Council incumbents on Primary ballot with at least one traffic ticket: 2 Number of County Council incumbents on Primary ballot with at least one traffic ticket from Taguma: 1 [5] NOTES [1] Marie Minichino [2] Alana Kay, Beau Hawkes and Nelson Waikiki [3] Alana Kay [4] Don Couch [5] See Note (4) Source: Hawaii state Judiciary eCourt Kokua database -Ashley Probst ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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NEW REPORT ON HALEAKALA PARK DURING WWII If you want to see a photos of things like U.S. Marines and an amphibious tank at Big Beach in Makena in early 1945, then you should check out the new 501-page report from the National Park Service– Hawaii, the Military, and the National Park: World War II and Its Impacts on Culture and the Environment, written by William Chapman. More than simply an overview of

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Is your organization passionate about spreading the Aloha spirit? Does this same organization have an innovative idea about how Maui County can showcase our beloved Hawaiian traditions to locals and tourists alike? If so, you should consider applying for a Hawaii Tourism Authority (HTA) grant which could help turn that simple idea into Maui’s next extraordinary event. For those unsure of where to start, the HTA joined with the Mayor’s Ofﬁce of Economic Development (OED) and the Hawaii Community Foundation and presented a free workshop about the three Product Enrichment Programs (PEP) that they have available to the public. These three programs include the County Product Enrichment Program (CPEP), Living Hawaiian Culture Program (LHCP) and Natural Resources Community-Based Pro-

gram (NRCBP). The workshop was held on Wednesday, Aug. 6 at UH Maui College. (Attendance at the workshop was not required to apply for HTA grants.) Interested applicants will have until Sept. 19 to submit proposals for tourism programs in Maui County. Grant winners will be able to see their ideas come to life in 2015 under CPEP. HTA anticipates that these grants will expand and enrich Hawaii tourism products by introducing new experiences while concurrently improving communitybased attractions that have already been established. Grant proposals should encompass programs that fall under one of the following categories: agriculture, culture, education, health and wellness, nature, sports or technology. Some well-known CPEP programs that have been presented to the public this year include some of Maui’s favorite annual events such as the Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Festival, the Maui Marathon, Lahaina Plantation Days and more. CPEP also sponsors ongoing activities such as Wailuku First Friday and Theater on the Isle. CPEP Request for Proposals forms and application packets are available online at Mauicounty.gov/CPEP or at the OED office in Wailuku at One Main Plaza, Suite 305. For more information on CPEP programs, contact HTA Programs Specialist Cheryl Sterling at 808-270-7997.

what the military did at Haleakala National Park during the war (the armed forces used the park from 1941 to 1948), the report does a good job of showing what Hawaii was like during the war for the massive numbers of soldiers, sailors and marines who moved through here, and the civilians who lived alongside. It’s full of unique and fascinating anecdotes like this, which is part of the report’s description of Camp Maui, site of today’s 4th Marine Division Park in Haiku: “The Marines were assigned a site in Ha‘iku, on the windward side of the island, close to where combat engineer Ralph Pratt served with the 98th Infantry Division,” states the report. “Designated Camp Maui, the exhausted units slowly took possession of what had once been an Army facility. As the division’s historian later commented, ‘they [were] faced with a base that was not very highly developed or equipped.’ At the time, the camp had no electric power and, as one officer remembered, ‘was ankle deep in mud from recent rains.’” This is solid historical material about Maui during World War II that’s hard to find elsewhere. For more information go to Nps.gov.

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The U.S. Occupational Safety and Health Administration came down hard in July on West Virginia’s Freedom Industries for violations of chemical safety standards in January 2014 that resulted in the 10day contamination of drinking water for 300,000 residents. OSHA issued two fines to the company–one for $7,000 and the other for $4,000.

GREAT ART Milo Moire, a Swiss performance artist, startled (and puzzled) fairgoers at Germany’s Art Cologne in April by creating a painting while standing on two ladders, nude and expelling “eggs,” filled with paint and ink, from her vagina. Each “PlopEgg” canvas made what she called a powerful feminist statement about women, fertility and creativity. In June, she attempted to tour Switzerland’s Art Basel fair “wearing” only the names of clothing items written

on her nude body, e.g., on her leg, the word “pants.” Officials told her to go get dressed if she wanted to see the show.

GOOD INVESTMENT Critics praised bad-girl British artist Tracey Emin’s 1998 furniture-and-effects exhibit, “My Bed,” supposedly representing a failed romantic relationship, featuring mussed sheets and, littering the room, empty vodka bottles and used condoms. Prominent collector Charles Saatchi turned heads when he bought the piece for the equivalent of about $200,000, and in June, almost 15 years later, he sold “My Bed” at auction for the equivalent of $4,330,000.

A GREAT FALL In July, the large cement “Humpty Dumpty” at the Enchanted Forest in Salem, Oregon, created by Roger Tofte in 1970, was destroyed when two intruders tried to climb the wall Humpty was sitting on. However, the wall crumbled and Humpty suffered a great fall, and Tofte said he doubted he could put Humpty back together again, but would try instead to make a new one.

THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT! Sheriff’s deputies in Salina, Kansas, arrested Aaron Jansen, 29, but not before he put on quite a show on July 5. Jansen, speeding in a car spray-painted with derogatory comments about law enforcement, refused to pull over and even survived a series of tire-shredding road spikes as he turned into a soybean field, where he revved the engine and drove in circles for 40 minutes. As deputies set up a perimeter, Jansen futilely tossed items from the car (blankets, CDs, anything available) and then (with the car still moving) climbed out the driver’s door and briefly “surfed” on the roof. Finally, as deputies closed in, Jansen shouted a barrage of Bible verses before emerging from the car wearing a cowboy hat, boots and a woman’s dress.

BAD, BAD SAMARITANS Roy Ortiz hired a lawyer in March and said he was considering suing the first responders who rescued him during the historic September 2013 flooding around Broomfield, Colorado–because they failed to find him fast enough when his car plunged into raging waters. And in March, Houston sheriff’s deputy Brady Pullen filed a lawsuit against the grieving family of the delusional man he was forced to shoot and kill during a 2012 emergency call–because Pullen had been injured in the skirmish and believes the family failed to warn him just how dangerous Kemal Yazar was. Also, in Alcona, Ontario, in April, Sharlene Simon, 42, filed a lawsuit against the family of the teenage bicyclist she accidentally ran down, fatally, in 2012–claiming that the boy’s dangerous joyriding at 1:30am initiated the events that left her traumatized. ■

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or us political junkies, the late summer of an even-numbered year is a magical time. Our airwaves, email and inboxes get jammed with misleading, often shameless propaganda. Battalions of volunteers line roadsides to wave colorful but still bland signs at passing motorists. And, for the true believers, forums pop up at community centers around the island, where earnest residents can sit on metal folding chairs while someone at the front of the room speaks platitudes about “sustainability” and “commitment.” Yes, it’s an election year, and that means you’re holding the ﬁrst of two special issues we’ll run

this year dedicated to the big vote. The ﬁrst issue, this one, contains our endorsements for the upcoming Aug. 9 Hawaii Primary Election. Now if you’re looking for consistency or some kind of political coherence, forget it. We’re handing out endorsements based on our own sense of what it takes for effective, honest public service. Hey, the Primary Election is the fun one. Because there are so many candidates, we get to vote our hopes and aspirations for a different Maui. There will be plenty of time to vote for the lesser of two evils and all that in November–but this week, it’s all about our dreams. Now we’re not going to go through each ticket

US Senator Brian Schatz In February, the eminently respected National Journal ranked U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, D–Hawaii, the most liberal in the U.S. Senate. This is fine with us. Appointed by Governor Neil Abercrombie in the final days of 2012 following the death of Senator Daniel Inouye, Schatz has since then sponsored or co-sponsored more than 400 bills, including a few that mandate employers provide birth control coverage in their health plans, asks the Centers for Disease Control to research firearms safety and raises federal minimum wage to $10.10/an hour. Rep. Colleen Hanabusa, one of Schatz’s two Democratic challengers (the other is crooner Brian Evans), is an outstanding legislator with a fine record of public service, but her argument that Inouye chose her as his successor is irrelevant–at least in theory, the state constitution mandated that Abercrombie choose Inouye’s successor, and now the voters get their chance to approve or disprove that choice.

US Representative (2nd District) Tulsi Gabbard Gabbard is a woman, war veteran, surfer and a Hindu–groups that are very under-represented in the U.S. House of Representatives. But that’s not why we’re endorsing her for reelection. She’s smart, capable and has put forward a ton of good bills. She’s very progressive on social and environmental issues, but also pro-military (not surprising, given that she’s also a captain in the Hawaii National Guard). She’s also been a leading voice for reform of the U.S. Veterans Affairs department, which has been a shambles for years in terms of getting vets adequate and timely health care.

Governor Neil Abercrombie Somehow, it’s become the alternative thing to do to back Neil Abercrombie for a second term as Governor of Hawaii. His calling the Legislature into Special Session last year to vote up or down on same sex marriage was refreshing. Sure, he doesn’t understand the state’s financial disclosure laws and botched the whole Hawaii Health Connector health insurance thing, but on balance we’re happy with him. State Senator David Ige doesn’t seem to disagree with Abercrombie on big social and environmental issues (they sadly also agree that legalizing marijuana is a bad idea), and his biggest advantage in the race is that he’s not Abercrombie, who’s suffering from miserable poll numbers. But Ige does have former Governors George Ariyoshi and Ben Cayetano backing him, along with the Hawaii State Teachers Association. Is that enough to dump Abercrombie? We don’t think so.

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and endorse someone from each party for each race. We did that a couple years ago, and to be honest, it’s silly. For instance, a few weeks ago the Honolulu Star-Advertiser endorsed both Democrat Neil Abercrombie and Republican James “Duke” Aiona for governor. Each man is advocating wildly different things, but the StarAdvertiser thinks they’re both great. We believe this is confusing to readers, and will henceforth just pick one person for each ofﬁce from all the available candidates. Of course, it’s up to readers to sort out which party’s ballot they want to vote on (remember: each voter can only vote one party line, so make it a good one).

Lt. Governor Shan Tsutsui The Lieutenant Governor acts as an “assistant chief executive,” serves as governor when the real governor leaves the state and handles such pressing matters as overseeing the “granting of legal name changes” and “Processing documents that convey state lands inter-departmentally.” In layman’s terms, all of that translates into “pretty much do nothing.” And since he took over the job in late 2012, Maui boy/former Senate Majority Leader Shan Tsutsui has been outstanding in the role of Lt. Gov. He’s also preferable to all eight of his challengers–especially state Senator Clayton Hee, D–Kaneohe, who is very liberal on social issues but downright reactionary concerning journalists. Hee also filed false personal disclosure statements (first reported by blogger Ian Lind) from 2008 to 2011, and that makes Hee such an appalling choice for high office.

State Senator (5th District) Gil Keith-Agaran Gil Keith-Agaran has one of the Hawaii Legislature’s most impressive resumes. A partner with the Wailuku law firm Takitani, Agaran and Jorgensen, he’s also a former state Department of Labor & Industrial Relations Director, Board of Land & Natural Resources Chairman, Maui County Public Works Director and state House member. Today he’s a state Senator, a job Governor Abercrombie appointed him to in late 2012. His politics are mainstream liberal (pro union, minimum wage, social issues, environment) but he’s also one of the few local officials in the entire state who understands social media and is active and engaging on Twitter (his handle his @Gil4sd5).

State Senator (6th District) Terez Amato Roz Baker is an extremely capable and effective legislator–the money she’s helped secure for a new Kihei high school is proof of that. But she’s also a bit too friendly to corporate interests, and in the interest of shaking things up, we’re backing her opponent in the Primary. Amato has made corporate contributions and support her key issue in the race, and it’s refreshing. In fairness, we’ve known Terez Amato for some years, and even edited her writing back in 2007 when she wrote a MauiTime cover story on why the county should just leave unpermitted transient vacation rentals alone. And if she can go through that and still consider us friends, then she can clearly survive in the state Legislature.

State Representative (9th District) NO ENDORSEMENT Yeah, here you have incumbent Democrat Justin Woodson (appointed by Governor Neil Abercrombie in early 2013) defending his seat in his first election ever against former Maui Maui County Mayor James “Kimo” Apana, who is also a Democrat. Woodson’s biggest vote so far in the House has been against Abercrombie’s same sex marriage legalization bill, while Apana previously distinguished himself in office (1999 to 2003) as BFF to Maui’s land developers. You guys are on your own with this one. Oh, and since these two guys are the only ones in the race, whoever wins the Primary wins the seat.

State Representative (11th District) Kaniela Ing Rep. Kaniela Ing is still pretty new to the state Legislative. His big push during the most recent session was a bill that would ban smoking on all public beaches in Hawaii. While we’d certainly like to see that, the bill is basically unenforceable (the House Water and Land Committee deferred it in February). That being said, Ing’s social and environmental priorities are great, and his youth (he’s not quite 26) is a welcome addition to the state House of Representatives.

State Representative (13th District) Barbara J. Haliniak Like the 9th District House race, there are just two Democrats in the race, so whoever wins on Aug. 9 takes it all. But unlike the 9th District, the 13th is a tough one to run in, requiring candidates to travel between East Maui, Lanai and Molokai. That being said, we’ve had a lot of problems with Democrat Mele Carroll in the past (her notorious inability to get campaign finance statements filed with the state seems to be under control at present) but her 15-minute denunciation of last year’s bill legalizing same-sex marriage was embarrassing, both for its self-righteousness and its misreading of Hawaii history. It’s time for someone new in the seat, which is why we’re backing Barbara Haliniak, a longtime small business owner and community leader on Molokai.

Maui County Mayor Tamara Paltin It’s not that incumbent Alan Arakawa has been a bad mayor (though the management of the county’s Parks Department has been a disaster and the U.S. District Court in Honolulu recently ruled that the county’s been violating the Clean Water Act for years by injecting treated wastewater into the ground in West Maui). It’s just that when people say they want more “normal folks” to run for office, Paltin is exactly who they’re talking about. Her combination of work experience and environmental focus puts her above Arakawa’s other challengers (that would be Beau Hawkes, Alana Kay, Orion Kopelman and Nelson Waikiki). She’s been a Maui County Lifeguard since 2001. She’s an HGEA steward. She’s a longtime Save Honolua activist who’s served as the organization’s president/executive director since 2009. She even spent a couple years working as a server at the old Outback Steakhouse in Kahana. She’s done all that while also being married and raising a couple kids. So while Paltin hasn’t held elected office before, we’re guessing that being Maui County Mayor would actually make her life a bit easier.

County Council (East Maui) John Blumer-Buell What you have here are three old guys, all of whom are nice and conscientious and experienced, running for the same office. Bob Carroll’s had the job forever, and both John Blumer-Buell and Nikhilananda have run for some sort of office forever. In the interest of fairness, we think one of the other old guys should have a go at it. We’re giving the nod to Blumer-Buell this time because, well, he’s got a wealth of Maui history locked up in his cranial attic, and we’d love for him to open it up now and then during committee meetings so that everyone can see how none of us are really learning anything about how to make things work on Maui.

County Council (West Maui) Elle Cochran First elected in 2010, Elle Cochran is one of the founders of the Save Honolua Coalition. She believes in smart growth, GMO labeling, renewable energy, solid waste recycling and environmental preservation. At a time when it seems that the vast majority of the County Council believes that commercial and residential land development is county’s highest priority, it’s nice that Cochran’s there to provide an alternative.

County Council (South Maui) Don Couch We haven’t agreed with everything Don Couch has done in office since getting elected in 2010. For instance, we think the Maui Island Plan was a stronger, more detailed and overall better document before it went through the Maui County Council Planning Committee (which Couch chairs) early this year. But on balance, we’ve happy Couch is on the County Council. He’s a straight shooter who will listen to every side of an issue. While mostly pro-development, his vote two years ago against Maui Land & Pineapple Company’s request to take 150 acres of Lipoa Point out of preservation still resonates with us as a strong, brave act.

County Council (Makawao-Haiku-Paia) Alex Haller In a hotly contested four-way race that pits incumbent/Maui Visitors Bureau pal Mike White against former Councilman Mike Molina, leave it to us to endorse the most unknown candidate (Henry Kahula Jr., the fourth candidate, has previously and unsuccessfully run for state office). Haller’s young, from Maui, works as a landscaper and got a degree in business finance from Cal Poly San Luis Obispo. He says he entered the race after he discovered–during the Maui County Council’s recent discussions over Mayor Alan Arakawa’s proposed land buy in Launiupoko–that County Council members really didn’t seem to understand the differences between various land appraisal formulas. That’s good enough for us.

OHA Trustee–No Island Residency Required Mililani Trask / John D. Waihee / Hina Wong-Kalu There are 16 people in this race, and you can vote for up to three candidates. Given that these are historic times for the Office of Hawaiian Affairs–the question of establishing a government-to-government relationship between the kanaka people and the U.S. government is incredibly controversial and timely right now–we think it’s more important than ever to pay special attention to this race. Though we’re offering our three choices, we urge you to research all of the candidates before making your selection. That being said, we like Trask–an attorney and former OHA Trustee–for being so outspoken, incumbent Waihee for his experience and Wong-Kalu–a transgender kumu hula who’s the subject of the documentary film Kumu Hina–for her courage. ■

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rinking bubble tea is the best way to quench your thirst in Asia during hot summer days. It’s a cold, frothy tea-based beverage that started as a Taiwanese street food in the 1980s, then caught on over the next decade in Japan, China and Southeast Asia. Now, it’s the latest craze in cafe’s in the UK and Europe. This year, Maui jumped on the bubble tea bandwagon with our very own bubble tea shop in the Wharf Cinema Center. Called Shaka Vibe, it started with family wedding, when owners Ramil and Rowel Basco flew in from Canada and thought Maui was seriously missing out on the bubble tea madness. “Besides loving the drinks and food we serve, we’ve also enjoyed drinking them over the last several years where we lived in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada,” says Rowel. “It actually took a big family trip to Maui to spark the idea of opening a bubble tea shop. While we were here last October for our cousin’s wedding, I noticed there were no stores just selling bubble tea like we have back home. We just kept saying how this would be such a big success in a place like Hawaii. So within three months of vacationing in Maui, Ramil and I were back on the island in January to start our bubble tea company. And within three months of our arrival, we opened our first store here at The Wharf Cinema Center on April 6.” Bubble tea starts with green and black tea leaves that the Bascos brew fresh daily. The possibilities are endless with what kind of drink you can create–like a Subway of tea drinks. Flavors include taro, lilikoi, mango, strawberry, peach and almond. Then you choose the pearls in the drink. They have tapioca pearls (known as boba), but they also have “popping pearls”–little, sweet,

juicy balls that come in a variety of flavors. They also have jellies that add even more flavor and texture. Once you’ve chosen all the combinations you want, they stick it all in a special machine that seals your drink with a shrink wrapped lid and shakes it into a bubbly slushy–the bubble tea. The favorite flavor that’s rising above the rest is the honeydew slushy blended with ice. I tried it with brown tapioca pearls. The experience is pretty unique–you have sweet, creamy fruit flavored icy tea and chewy tapioca. But the store offers something else entirely. “Our snack treat, the Tornado Tater, is fast becoming our signature product,” says Rowel. “This is a whole potato that we swirl onto a skewer then deep fry into a delicious mouth watering snack. Top it off with your choice of eight different seasonings on top.” No frozen potato here. I tried the BBQ flavor, but next time it will be the cheddar. Rowel recommends the taro milk slushy with the salt and vinegar tornado tater, while Ramil says his favorite is the mango milk slushy and the BBQ flavor tater. “We want people to find their favorite drink and snack,” says Ramil. “Whether it’s their first time ordering it or their hundredth. We guarantee they’ll love it or make them one that they do!” For a kama‘aina discount, the shop says that every receipt they give back also acts as a $1 off discount coupon. “We also show our appreciation to repeat customers by offering rewards cards where they can earn free drinks and Tornado Taters,” says Ramil. “It has been the locals on Maui who have really embraced our products and made our business a success. They’ve used social media like Instagram and Facebook to spread the word of our existence all over the island and we are truly grateful!” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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comb rummage sales, thrift stores and the Maui Friends of the Library shops for old community compilation cookbooks. They’re a window into the culture of island family cooking, a who’s who of church bazaar and potluck recipes. You know that coveted barbecue chicken marinade recipe you’re always asking Auntie to share? Or your friend’s delicious secret recipe crab dip? She may not give it to you at the family potluck, but you’ll likely find it in these books. That’s why I was thrilled to find that Ben Franklin Crafts/Ace Hardware/ Housemart compiles a local seasonal cookbook for about $10. I didn’t have to scrounge around the Kihei Salvation Army–I just had to shell out a bit more cash than the usual fifty cents for a used book. Their most recent edition, simply called The Amazing Cookbook, gathers recipes around a theme of eating healthy. Each section starts with tips on living healthy or an anecdote about a healthy lifestyle change. When I bought one at Ben Franklin in the Ka‘ahumanu Center, the clerk did a little happy dance for me and said I made his day. Apparently, he’d been hawking them to everyone that day, but I was the first to bite. A word of warning: not all the recipes in the book are healthy, but the ones that are will have a cute “Healthy Seal of Approval” stamp. The book also features little tastes of food trivia next to a few of the recipes. Stuff like “Eggplants ardent really vegetables, they’re berries,” with a link to the website where that info originated. It adds to the charm of the book. The recipes vary widely. Teri Morita from the Lihue Ace Hardware starts off the Soups and Salads chapter with a story

of how she improved her health by running marathons. Her recipe for “Teri’s Go-To Salad” is a healthy green papaya salad like I’ve never seen, with its own homemade dressing and suggestion that you stuff the salad in spring roll wrappers. From our own Pukalani Ace Hardware, Manasseh Robidoux offers a recipe for Cashew Chicken Salad that’s phenomenal. It’s got crisp veggies and a peanut butter and coconut milk-concocted dressing. Robidoux includes tips on shopping for curry paste and seasoning the salad. Recipes submitted from the employees are written in their voice, and often include tips on how they like to eat the dish, what to do with leftovers or what grandma they got this recipe from. They’re gems, and the resulting local culinary history is fascinating. The sweets section has recipes for magic coconut pie–one that magically makes its own crust when you bake it. Lana Baisley from Lihue shares a Healthy Chocolate Cake that’s become a family tradition. It’s made with black beans and stevia for sweetener. The Baisley family swears that no hint of the beans will remain in the chocolate flavor. From Lahaina’s Hussey family, we get an Oreo cake recipe that’s a favorite at holidays. I don’t usually like recipes that use instant pudding but this one is irresistible and involves layers of cream cheese and pudding separated by crushed Oreos. This recipe “has become a new family tradition and will be passed down to the next generation,” writes Martin Hussey. “It was originally made to be a frosting, but tasted so good the kids started eating it out of the container.” Definitely defying the book’s largely healthy theme is a Spam sandwich recipe from Honolulu’s Dean Ramos. It has a glorious aioli sauce on it and uses taro rolls, but you can use turkey Spam to make it slightly healthier. Authentic sauces and marinades are something I paid close attention to in the entrees chapter; recipes like ginger steamed mu, bourbon marinated steak and hot garlic eggplant can all be modified with other proteins and veggies. For example, Pukalani’s Tammy Gomes says to use her lemon butter and caper sauce on a pecan and panko-crusted Mahi dish, but I also found it went great on linguine. Go to Hmstores.com for more info on The Amazing Cookbook. So far, the book has raised more than $35,000 for the United Way. ■

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A&E

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The Legendary Unknown Talking story with Randall Rospond album–very intimate–and grew into a full blown Haiku Hillbilly and friends production that took over three years to complete. It released in September 2012. The Randall Rospond Trio–Recorded Live at Manao Radio Studios July 18, 2012 was a live broadcast that was recorded and just sounded like an honest representation of my Trio’s live improvisation. I was moved to release it especially given that the previous CD was taking so long in production. MT: Who or what inspires you to play and create music? RR: I’m really inspired by a lot of the people who I listened to when I was young, like Beat Poets–they’re actual poets from the ‘40s, ‘50s and ‘60s, not a band. All the great songwriters like Bob Dylan, Patti Smith, the Grateful Dread and Jim Morrison. I also get inspired by a lot of local musicians, bluegrass and folk music. The music festivals on Maui are also really inspiring, like the Slack Key festivals. PHOTO BY JACK GRACE

andall Rospond is one of Maui’s busiest musicians. In fact, we can barely keep up with him between all of his various sets, Mana’o Hana Hou Radio show and playing with his band Haiku Hillbillys. He’s a serious musician, but wasn’t someone who knew on Day One that he wanted to be on stage. I caught up with him at Monkeypod Kitchen in Wailea before one of his recent gigs. MAUITIME: Why did you become a musician? RANDALL ROSPOND: I just kind of naturally wandered into the entertainment business. In high school, I worked with a lot of music and sound. It was a natural progression from there. I did a lot of stage and sound managing, and worked with various bands and artists. I had an inspiration with spirit. I was first a lead singer in a rock a band. MT: As a child growing up, did you know that you would become a musician? RR: No, had no idea. I didn’t train for it or anything. Nature had it in mind and it just happened. It was a big surprise to me. MT: Is your family musical? RR: My father played harmonica and I play harmonica to this day. I still own his harmonicas that he had when he was alive. My mother was an enormous music fan so she molded my ear from country, to Elvis, to the Beatles. My aunt was big in the record business so she sent early releases of Beatles albums and as a group of young folk it was very inspiring to listen to. MT: How did you get your start?

RR: It was a while ago. I formed a band right out of university with some buddies from high school. The drummer went to university with me. We got together in Canada in 1982 and just started rehearsing and playing. MT: Do you work with other bands or are you on your own? RR: I work with anybody who’s interested. People hire me to record if they want guitar parts. I just did some work with a female artist. I also have a trio that I do work with and another band called the Haiku Hillbillys, which I formed 17 years ago.

MT: Who are your favorite slack key artists? Do you play any Hawaiian or slack key? RR: I have played slack key and open tuning music in the past but have recently focused on standard tuning songs. I actually have been looking forward to remembering and bringing out my original open tuning songs in my regular weekly performances. I’m a huge Gabby Pahinui fan, as well as Barry Flanagan/Hapa, George Kahumoku, John Cruz and pretty much ALL Hawaiian music. I tend to be more of a fan than attempt to perform as a pure “Hawaiian artist,” per se. I feel the sound, beauty, tone and vibe of Hawaiian music

totally influences my original music. MT: Aren’t you busy enough playing music all over the island? Why do a radio show? RR: I’ve been an enormous music fan since childhood during which time I met and hung out with my hero: the legendary Wolfman Jack. It’s a natural extension of my passion for an extremely varied taste in music and it ties in nicely with my lifestyle as a working musician/singer/songwriter. My radio show is on 91.7FM, Manaoradio.com. It airs from 10am to 2pm every Saturday except the second of each month. I play a vast range of music from Bob Dylan to Frank Zappa to Jazz Lounge to bluegrass to Billie Holliday to the Grateful Dead to the Clash to movie theme songs and dialogue excerpts. I have been in radio for approximately 20 years, beginning in Toronto, Canada with a show that featured local performers that I recorded live. MT: Where do you play on the island? RR: I play every Tuesdays at beach bums in Ma‘alaea 5-8 pm, every Friday at the South Shore Tiki Lounge 4-6pm, every Saturday at Monkeypod Kitchen in Wailea 7-9pm, every first Thursday at Fleetwoods in Lahaina 6:30-9:30pm and every second Thursday at Flatbread in Paia 5:30-8:30pm. I add gigs all the time for the band or for myself. I will be playing with the Haiku Hillbillys at Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon at 9:30pm on Aug. 29. For more information, go to Randallrospond.com. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

MT: How do you describe the music you play? RR: I started out as a rocker because my first band was called Dead Flowers. We were a raunchy rock ‘n roll band. But the songs I wrote were more sensitive and singer/ songwriter-style. I ended up playing the folk circuit in Canada for years, touring around playing just about everywhere. MT: What are some of your favorite songs to perform? RR: I love playing original music. I’ve been writing for over 30 years. It was very inspiring for me to play something close to my heart. In the industry it’s hard to make a living unless you’re famous already for your music. I’ve been blessed on Maui with great venues that have let me play original music. People can get upset when you don’t play to popular songs and want you to play specific things to please the audience. MT: How did you find the time to release two CDs? RR: Randall Rospond: The Legendary Unknown started as a solo troubadour

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LANAI SLACK ACK KE KEY K EY E YF FE FESTIVAL ES ST STI TIIVAL T L – The fourth annu annual nn n al Lan Lanai nai ai Sla S Slack ckk Ke c Ke Key eyy Fe F Festival esti sttivva st val a is ret rreturning re eturning to t the Pinehis wee eke e ek k nd.. Honoring Ho Honor on ing ng n g th he late late e Rev. Re Re Rev evv. Dennis Den enn e nn nis is D. D. K. K Kamakahi, Kam Ka K a a aka kahi h, e three-day three-daay festival apple Isle this weekend. the the ay thro ou ugh Sun S day d a)w will fe eaat atu t re eK Kev e in nB Bro ro own wn, Benny n UyetUye U et(it runs Friday through Sunday) feature Kevin Brown, on Parillo, Pariilllo, Dar D ren Lo L opez an op and nd sp sspecial pecial gue pe esst sts ts. W hethe er yo er yyou ou fin nd ake, Damon Darren Lopez guests. Whether find he Grea at Ha at all at Koe elle eo or le eaarn rn ning ning ng g tth h basi he ics w ith Kevin nB Bro Br r wn, yourself in the Great Hall Koele learning the basics with Brown, nthusiasssts tss ar re iinvited nvited ted to ted te oe en jjoy o pe p erfo rfo ormance nce es aand nd n dw wor orrksh kshop ks ops pss ac p aacross cros rro osss L o ana nai na ai. Satur-slack key enthusiasts are enjoy performances workshops Lanai. he Slack Slac ckk Key Stroll S St Strol tro rol olll while o whiliille Sunday Sun und u n ayy will wililill end en nd d the the th he festival fe fest stittival vaall with wi witth h a breakfast bre eakfast and nd n d dinner show. Go day offers the erformaanc nc n ce times and locations. Free,, Lanais ais is islac slackke lla lac ackk ac kk kke ke eyfe yyfffe esti sttiiva st stiva val al.co .com. .c co c om. m. P Ph hoto: Ma auiTime online for performance Lanaislackkeyfestival.com. Photo: MauiTime

FRIDAY, FRIDAY RIDAY, AUG. AUG 8 MAUI C CALLS ALL LL LS – This Thi Th T hiis yyear, h ear e arr, th a the the he theme of Mauii Calls–the Ca alllss–t –tth – he e Maui A rts and Culture rre e Ce ente nter nt tte er’s ’s ann an a nn nnua ual u a fu ffundraising undr n ais aissiing ng gg ga ala– Arts Center’s annual gala– “Cele lleb e rat atting ing ng th e S ong ng n ngs g o awa waiii.i..” IItt will wa will feature featu atture atu a r ch che c h fiss “Celebrating the Songs off H Hawaii. chefcrafted d ssamplings, amp mplings, mp g a an n ex xtten te e siv iivve w ine llilist sstt and nd live eH Haw a ai aiii an a extensive wine Hawaiian music. Y Yo ou c an als so sshop op th tthe he silent s and nd n d lilive ve e auctio tio on, n whi hich hi You can also auction, which will be p ackked wit a th a w wi d ran de rrange ra an a ng ge e of iite ems.. D Di ine, e,, da d ance ce c ea an nd packed with wide items. Dine, dance and onate ew wh att you y c ca an! 21+ +. $ $1 $17 175+ 17 5+. 5 +. 6p 6 pm m-10 m-1 10 0pm pm p m. M aui A aui au Ar r ts donate what can! 21+. $175+. 6pm-10pm. Maui Arts and Cu C ult lltu t ral al Ce al C en ntte nte er ((One One C One Ca meron Way y, Kahului); Ka ah ahu hullui hu lu ui); ui ); Cultural Center Cameron Way, 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy 08-24 42-7 2---7 2 7 7469, Mauiart art a rrtts s.o .org rg. Ph rg. Pho P ho h oto to cou c co o ou urte rtte rtes esy sy th th MACC the

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MAUI CHAMBER ORCHESTRA – Debuting with a special rendition of Faure’s Cantique de Jean Racine, the Maui Chamber Orchestra will present two inaugural performances on Friday and Sunday. Guests can look forward to pieces from Mozart and Vivaldi. Depending heavily on community support, the performances will kick off a string of concerts at the Iao Theater in Wailuku (you can also find details about how you can audition for the orchestra at their website). $25-$45. Friday, 7:30pm & Sunday, 3pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969, Mauichamberorchestra.org. Photo courtesy Maui Chamber Orchestra

SATURDAY, AY, AUG. AUG 9 LAHAINA LA LAH L AH A HA AIN AI IIN NA S SECOND ECO E EC CO C OND FRIDAY – Head west est e sst ffo for o the or e L Lahaina Tow To Tow ow wn Party Partty this thiss F Fr rida day. da y. IIt’ t’s a g t’ gr re eat ea at time me to me to rev evvisit L aahaainaa’s hisTown Friday. It’s great revisit Lahaina’s tor orry with o witth a c can ca a dle dlellititt tour dl u o h B aldwi wnH ome o om m M Mu seu s se eum (6tory candlelit off the Baldwin Home Museum 8:3 30pm 0pm pm p m Or m). Or you yyou can can take ca e ad aadvantage d ntage o dvan riday aayy Nig ght A Art Ar rt Night, 8:30pm). off F Friday Night w ch ch highlights h hli hig h ght ght gh h s the t galleries gaalller erries featured ffeatured red ed al ong on o n Fro F Fr ront Street– S which along Front sto op in in for forr champagne cha hamp ha hampa mpagne mpa e and an and n live liv iive ve music. ve mu ussic ic c. And And d be be sure sure to t stop stop at the the Lahaina Lah La L ah a hain a a Visitor Vis is isi siittor to or or Center Ce C ente nttte n er to to pick piiic p pic ck up up your free Art A Map at a d take ta t ke advantage of the evening’s evening g’ss restaurant rres esstau e ttaaau ura raan ran nt specials. sp pecials. and 6p 6pm 6 pm p m-9p -9 9p pm.L m..L Lahaina ah a aha haina ha iin na n a (Front (Front (F ro ron ont Street), on S Sttre tre eet) t) Mauifridays.com. t), Mauifridays.c com. 6pm-9pm.Lahaina

E HOLOMUA KAKOU KOU – Imua Im Im Imu mu ua F Family ami am a miillyy S m Se Ser Services errvvic e viic ices es presents E Holomu Holomua om a K om Kakou ako kou 2 2014 014 014 01 14 th this is een Ka a‘a a‘ ahu h manu Shop hop ppi pin p i gC ent e en ntte n err. r. It’s Itt’s t’’s ’s aann aan nnu nnua u l scre cr en eni n ng g day an aand nd Saturday at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center. annual screening op b ithh qu ith q est ees s ionss aand nd ccon co on nnss th oncerns on tthey hey m ay hav ve rregarding e rdi ega ding the heir he families are welcomee to sto stop byy w with questions concerns may have their giver ve s aare ve re inv vited d ffor o pr or pri rrivvat vaate o nnee on-one ne ta ne ttalk alk ssto tory ses eesssio sions wit si w pe pe keiki’s development. Careg Caregivers invited private one-on-one story sessions withh speuage pa p ath tholog ogists, occ og ccuupa p tio onal naaall thera th ttherapists, hera erraapists, p er ph hys ysi s caaall ttherapists herapis pi tss and d sp sspecial eci cial ci cialized speech language pathologists, occupational physical terno te oon also iincludes nccl nncl cluude dees aappearances ppe pp p peeaara p arrraancees b by H Hel He e elllo o Ki Kit K it i ty ty, a lilive l ve ve perfor per p pe er e fo fo instruction teachers. The aafte afternoon Hello Kitty, perforko and dp l time lay titime wit w itth Uncle Unc nccle n eD Dea ano no aan nd A Aun Au unty un ty Ro R o. F Fre rre ree ee. 1 10a 10 0 m-2pm. mance by Maui Taiko play with Deano and Aunty Ro. Free. 10am-2pm. Center Ka’ahumanu Ave., anu Sh hop oppin op p gC ent ent en nter, er, Ce er C ent nte n t r Stage (275 W Ka’ahu ahu ah human hu man ma anu Ave. A ve , ve., ve. ve Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului);808-244-7467, Imuafamilyservices.org. Family 7467, Imua mu familyyservic mu vic ces. es e s..o s orrg org rg. Photo Phhoto P otto o to courtesy ccourt co ourtesy urt urt rtesy esy sy Imua Imu F Im amily Services

SATURDAY, SA ATU T R RD DAY AUG DAY AUG. 9 MOONLIGHT MELE WITH GEORGE KAHUMOKU – George Kahumoku Jr. will serenade us this Saturday during Moonlight Mele at the Bailey House in Wailuku. Joining on the Bailey House Museum lawn will be the UHMC Institute of Hawaiian Music, under the direction of Kumu Keola Donaghy. Bring low laying beach chairs, grab dinner (available for purchase) or just sit back and relax. Proceeds benefit the Bailey House Museum. Children under 12 are free. $10-$20. 5pm gate opens. 5pm-9pm. Bailey House Museum (2375A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org. Photo courtesy George Kahumoku Jr. Slack Key Show

‘MOON MAUI’ BY KYLE ELLISON – Barnes & Noble in Lahaina is hosting Caribbean-born author and freelance writer Kyle Ellison this Saturday for a special presentation of his travel guide Moon Maui. A longtime Maui resident, Ellison shares his tips on visiting the island. From whale watching to basic beach bummin’, Ellison’s book also includes environmentally conscious options as well as volunteering opportunities. 2pm. Barnes & Noble Maui (325 Keawe St. #101, Lahaina).

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SATURDAY, AUG. 9 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST HIKE – Hike your way through the Nu’u refuge during Hawaiian Islands Land Trust’s “Talk Story on the Land” series this Saturday. Explore cultural sites, learn about the land trust’s conservation efforts and enjoy Maui’s natural beauty. Participants will meet at the Ulupalakua Ranch Store. RSVPs are required. Free. 9am-2pm. Ulupalakua Ranch Store; 808-244-5263, info@hilt.org. Photo courtesy HILT

VOX & PLUX – Ebb & Flow Arts presents Vox & Plux this is ts Sunday at Seabury Hall’s A’ali’ikuhonua Creative Arts nCenter. Featuring Elizabeth Farnum (soprano) William Anderson (guitar/mandolin) and Oren Fader (guitar), the trio will an feature music by West Coast composers including Laurie San rd Martin and Stephen Blumberg. Guests can also look forward to poetry by James Joyce and works by Robert Pollock.. Come early (4pm) for a pre-show talk story session with the performers. Free. 5pm. Seabury Hall, A’ali’ikuhonua Creative Arts Center (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao), Ebbandflowarts.org. Photo courtesy Ebb & Flow Arts

MONDAY, AUG. 11 WORLD’S LARGEST GOLF OUTING – It spans 26 states and includes more than 120 courses. It’s called the World’s Largest Golf Outing, and it takes place locally this Monday at the Ka’anapali Golf Resort. Gather a group of four, two or enter solo and play the 18-hole course. The registration includes a donation to the Wounded Warrior Project, green fee, shared cart, warm up bucket, lunch and swag. Players can also enter for chances to win prizes after the event. $55-$220. 7am registration. 8:30am Shotgun Start. Ka’anapali Golf Resort (2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy.), Worldslargestgolfouting.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

FRESHLY FARMED FUN – Now’s your chance to enroll your keiki in O’o Farm’s Freshly Farmed Fun this Monday. Keiki seven to 11 are invited to get their hands dirty while learning about gardening and agriculture. Kids will be assigned to a crop to care for in O’o Farm’s pizza garden. Garden art, insect hunts and seed bombs are just a few of the fun activities they can look forward to. $125. 8:30am2:30pm. O’o Farm (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula); ula); 808-667-4341, Oofarm. com. Photo courtesy O‘o Farm

WEDNESDAY, AUG. 13 WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS – Escape to Ambrosia Martini Lounge in Kihei for midweek relief during Wine down Wednesdays. Enjoy some cheese with that wine and enjoy half off bottles. Not a wine person? Enjoy sparkling cocktails for $8. Grab a friend and unwind with your fave wines. Ambrosia (1913 S Kihei Rd.), Ambrosiamaui.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

CRUISIN’ TO THE OLDIES – Flashback to the 1950s and ‘60s 60s with Pacific arren Lee of the Whale Foundation’s oldies cruise. It comes complete with Darren Maui Theater’s “Burn’n Love” show. Guests can look forward to pupus, Maui ail, shake Brewing Co. brews and dance beats from DJ Michael G. Sail, e Maui and sizzle with the island’s best Elvis impersonator under the 811, Moon! 6pm-8pm. Pacific Whale Foundation, 808-249-8811, Pacificwhale.org. Photo: MauiTime

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Geeks Of The World Rejoice The ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ will save us ★★★★★ Rated PG13 / 121 Min.

f any movie appears to have been made to directly appeal to attendees of Comic Con and hit every geek demographic (of which I am a part of), it’s this one. This isn’t a slam against Guardians of the Galaxy, nor the suggestion that audiences who (like many characters in this movie) haven’t heard of Star Lord won’t enjoy this as much as graphic novel enthusiasts. For those like myself who are unfamiliar with the comic book its based on, Chris Pratt stars as Peter Quill, an outer space pilot. He finds himself the leader of a seemingly unworkable group of “losers” who form an unlikely and yet unbeatable team. In addition to Quill, who prefers the selfimposed nickname “Star Lord,” there’s the green-skinned and deadly Gamora (Zoe Saldana), the mighty strong but literal minded Drax (Dave Bautista), a tree-like creature named Groot (voiced by Vin Diesel) and a talking raccoon with an itchy trigger finger

named Rocket (voiced by Bradley Cooper). These “guardians” take on an intergalactic threat named Ronan (played by Lee Pace) and struggle to keep their pride and selfabsorbed tendencies in check. It gives its audience a lot of what it wants and much of it is familiar: the fight choreography draws on familiar poses, busy outer space dogfights and a family dynamic to the characters we’ve seen before in The Wizard of Oz, Star Wars and Star Trek. The overly busy story isn’t as engaging as the core willthey-or-won’t-they-get-along predicament of the five main characters and Ronan is yet another uninteresting villain who sports a scepter, an English accent and a lot of anger. What makes this very long movie a fun diversion for audiences is writer/director James Gunn’s emphasis on heart and humor. While it doesn’t have the intended impact overall, Gunn ambitiously bookends the story with a cancer subplot that provides Star Lord with heavy emotional baggage. As much as the vivid, non-stop and gorgeous CGI effects enhance the film, the quirky, oddly adorable characters

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are what stayed with me. Pratt winningly plays a Han Solo/Seth Rogen mash-up, though Saldana has done this sort of thing too many times now. Far better is WWE wrestler Bautista, who amusingly plays “dumb” and makes it seem noble. Groot and especially Rocket are convincing, funny and dynamic effects achievements that wouldn’t soar without the great vocal work of the actors. Diesel finds clever inflections on three lines of dialogue, while Cooper is hilarious, though his New York accent comes and goes. For all the big scenes and wall-to-wall spectacle, it’s the little moments that make this work. My favorite scene is when Rocket, who’s in a period of grieving, is comforted by an unlikely companion. I give credit to Gunn, who clearly understands a jewel of a character moment like that is as important as all the explosions. The frequent juxtaposition

of grand sci-fi imagery and 1970s pop tunes is another solid touch, adding a delightfully anachronistic soundtrack to what could otherwise have been orchestral pomp. To end this on a truly comic book-geeky note, I’ll state that I was taken aback by the inevitable final scene after the end credits. The surprise came not from the content of the scene, but how it re-introduces a famous comic book character who’s been absent from movies since 1986. The character in question has always been my favorite comic book figure. I don’t know whether his appearance is a joke or a genuine suggestion by Marvel Studios that he’s returning in his own vehicle. The rendering of the character (whose name I won’t give away) included an ill-considered accent and a somewhat clunky appearance but the intriguing possibility that he might work in a 21st century movie. Geeks rejoice! ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Guardians Of The Galaxy-PG13- 2D THU 10:30 11:30 12:30 1:25 2:00 3:15 4:15 5:15 6:00 7:00 7:30 8:45 9:45 10:15, 2D FRI-WED 10:00 11:15 1:30 2:00 3:30 4:15 4:45 7:00 7:40 10:25, 3D 12:45 6:15 9:15 Lucy-R- THU 10:45 11:30 1:30 3:30 5:10 5:30 7:30 8:30 9:30 10:30, FRI 10:00 1:45 3:45 5:45 7:45 9:45, SAT-WED 11:45 1:45 3:45 5:45 7:45 9:45 Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes 2D-PG13-THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, FRI-WED 10:45 9:45 Into The Storm-PG13- FRI-WED 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:10 7:15 9:30 Step Up All In-PG13- 2D FRI-WED 12:00 5:00 10:00, 3D 2:30 7:30

9:50, SUN (1:10) 4:00 6:50 9:50, MON-TUE (10:30 1:10 4:00) 6:50 9:50 Hercules-PG13- 2D THU 2:00 7:20, 3D 11:00 11:30 1:30 4:00 4:40 6:50 9:40 10:10, 2D FRI (10:50 4:10) 6:40 9:40, SAT-SUN (10:50) 4:10 6:40 9:40, MON (10:50 4:10) 6:40 9:40, TUE (10:50 4:10) 6:40, 3D FRI-TUE (1:20) The Purge: Anarchy-R- THU (10:40 1:50) 4:30 7:40 10:20, FRI (10:30 1:30 4:20) 7:00 10:20, SAT (10:30 1:30) 4:20 7:00 10:20, SUN (1:30) 4:20 7:00 10:20, MON-TUE (10:30 1:30 4:20) 7:00 10:20 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-PG13- 2D FRI (11:30 2:20 5:00) 7:40, SAT-SUN (11:30 2:20) 5:00 7:40 MON-TUE (11:30 2:20 5:00) 7:40, 3D FRI (11:00 1:50 4:30) 7:10 9:50 10:30, SAT-SUN (11:00 1:50) 4:30 7:10 9:50 10:30, MON-TUE (11:00 1:50 4:30) 7:10 9:50 10:30 Let’s Be Cops-R- TUE 10:00

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) A Most Wanted Man- R- THU (10:50 1:50) 4:40 7:30 10:30, FRI (10:40 1:20 3:50) 6:30 9:30, SAT-SUN (10:40 1:20) 3:50 6:30 9:30, MON-TUE (10:40 1:20 3:50) 6:30 9:30 Get On Up-PG13- THU 10:40 1:10 4:20 7:00 10:20, FRI (10:30 1:00 3:50) 6:50 10:00, SAT-SUN (10:30 1:00) 3:50 6:50 10:00, MON-TUE (10:30 1:00 3:50) 6:50 10:00 And So It Goes- PG13- THU (10:30 1:50) 4:10 7:40 10:30, FRI (11:00 1:30 4:10) 6:40 10:00, SAT (11:00 1:30) 4:10 6:40 10:00, SUN (1:30) 4:10 6:40 10:00, MON-TUE (11:00 1:30 4:10) 6:40 10:00 How To Train Your Dragon 2-PG- THU (10:30 1:00) 3:50 6:40 9:40, FRI (10:40 1:10 4:00), SAT-SUN (10:40 1:10) 4:00, MON-TUE (10:40 1:10 4:00) Planes: Fire And Rescue- 2D THU 12:00 2:00 4:50 6:50 10:00, FRI (10:50 1:50 4:40) 7:30 10:30 SAT-SUN (10:50 1:50) 4:40 7:30 10:30, MONTUE (10:50 1:50 4:40) 7:30 10:30 Transformers: Age of Extinction- 2D THU (10:30 12:40) 4:10 6:40 10:00, FRI (10:30 1:10 4:00) 6:50 9:50, SAT (10:30 1:10) 4:00 6:50

Hundred Foot Journey-PG- FRI (10:40 1:30 4:20) 7:20 10:20, SAT-SUN (10:40 1:30) 4:20 7:20 10:20, MON-TUE (10:40 1:30 4:20) 7:20 10:20

Hill and Channing Tatum return as undercover cops, this time at a local college. 112 min.

THE HUNDRED-FOOT JOURNEY - PG - Drama It’s a local restaurant war between famous French chef Madame Mallory and the young Kadam family. 122 min.

A MOST WANTED MAN - R - Thriller - An undocumented Chechen in Hamburg gets caught up in War On Terror. Stars Grigoriy Dobrygin and the late Philip Seymour Hoffman. 122 min.

JAMES CAMERON’S DEEPSEA CHALLENGE 3D - PG - Documentary - Go to the bottom of the ocean with director James Cameron in a tiny submarine called the Deepsea Challenger. 90 min. LET’S BE COPS - R - Comedy - Two fools dress up as cops for some party, then start behaving like the real thing. 104 min. STEP UP ALL IN - PG13 - Music/Romance - The stars of the last Step Up films dance for coins or fame or whatever young people want these days in Las Vegas. 112 min. TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Giant superhero turtles save New York City for some reason. Stars Megan Fox because America. 101 min.

NOW PLAYING 22 JUMP STREET - R - Action/Comedy - Jonah

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Into The Storm-PG13- THU 8:00 10:15, FRI-TUE 11:30 2:00 4:15 7:00 9:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-PG13- 2D THU 9:30, 3D 7:00. 2D FRI-TUE 2:30 7:30, 3D 12:00 5:00 10:00 Guardians Of The Galaxy- PG13- 2D THU-TUE 1:45 10:00, 3D 11:00 4:30 7:15, Hercules-PG13- 2D THU 2:30, 3D 12:00 Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes-PG13- 2D THU 12:30, 3:45

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles opens this week

NEW THIS WEEK INTO THE STORM - PG13 - Action/Thriller - A bunch of tornados hit a town in one day, so everyone goes nuts. 89 min.

James Cameron’s Deepsea Challenge-PG- 3D FRI (11:20 2:00 4:30) 7:00 9:40, SAT-SUN (11:20 2:00) 4:30 7:00 9:40, MON-TUE (11:20 2:00 4:30) 7:00 9:40 22 Jump Street-R- FRI-TUE 6:30 9:30 America-PG13- THU (10:50 1:20) 3:50 6:30 9:30 Wish I Was There- R- THU (1:10) 6:30 Maleficent-PG- THU (10:40 4:00) 9:50

AND SO IT GOES - PG13 - Comedy/Drama - A realtor has to get help from his neighbor when his estranged son drops off the granddaughter he never knew he had. 94 min. DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Action - The damn, dirty apes are close to taking over the world, but a band of plucky humans are still fighting. 130 min. GET ON UP - PG13 - Music/Drama - The story of James Brown. Starring Chadwick Boseman, Nelsan Ellis and Dan Aykroyd. 138 min. GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY - PG13 - Action/SciFi - Starships, hero pilots, laser blasters, alien monsters, space babes and a talking raccoon (voiced by Bradley Cooper!) all fight something big out in the part of the universe that’s farthest from Earth. See this week’s film review. 121 min. HERCULES - PG13 - Action - Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson plays Hercules. Expect to see a lot of swords and bare midriffs but precious few talking raccoons. 98 min.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 - PG - Animation - It’s like the first How To Train Your Dragon film, but with more dragons. 102 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS CASANUEVO TANGO - Thu, Aug 7. Head Upcountry for traditional and alternative tango music with DJs Sughi, Rose and Marco. 21+ and over. Music starts at 8pm. $7 donation. Casanova. (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com PHIL & THE BLANX - Fri, Au 8. Come up to the North Shore this weekend to check out Phil & The Blanx of Half Of Nothing Records hosted by Q103’s DJ Salvo. Members Zippy (Sexrat, Bargain Music), Bud (Sublime, Long Beach Dub All Stars) and The Dirty German (Frank Jordan, Sexrat) will be layin’ it down. For more info, visit Halfofnothingrecords.com. Doors open at 10pm, 21+ and over. $10. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com. BEN SOUNDSCAPE (UK) - Sat, Aug 9. Hosted by Intrigue Music and Destination Jungle, Maui’s EDM and Drum & Bass scene is in for a treat with Ben Soundscape (UK) coming through the islands during his 2014 US Summer Tour. Opening DJ’s include TRVR, Keegan and Matt Brunn. For more information, check out Soundcloud. com/bensoundscape. Music starts at 10pm, 21+ and over. $10 before 10:30, $15 after. Casanova. (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com VOX N PLUX - Sun, Aug 10. Ebb & Flow Arts presents Vox n Plux this Sunday at Seabury’s A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center. Featuring Elizabeth Farnum (soprano) William Anderson (guitar/ mandolin) andOren Fader (guitar), the trio will feature music by West Coast composers including Laurie San Martin and Stephen Blumberg. Guests can also look forward to poetry by James Joyce and works by Robert Pollock. Come early (4pm) for a pre-show talk story session with the performers. Free. 5pm. Seabury Hall, A’ali’ikuhonua Creative Arts Center (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao), Ebbandflowarts.org

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘LEGALLY BLONDE: THE MUSICAL’ - Based on Amanda Brown’s novel, Heather Hach’s book and the 2001 MGM film, Elle Woods (played by Casey Murphy Hughes), Warner Huntington III, Emmett Forrest and the girls of Delta Nu will appear in this local rendition of the law school comedy. The former Hawaiian Tropic girl will give Harvard a run for its money when she proves that there’s more to her than blonde locks. 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays and 3pm Sundays. $17-$28. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

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desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. First and third Thursday of every month. Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Aug 9. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japy, (200 200 Nohea Kai Dr., engo at the Hyatt Regency, 7; M aui.hyatt.com Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com

of communicating that which is sacred in this human experience. Visit Christina and get to know her! Free. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands Gallery (1169 Makawao Ave.); Mauihands.com CHRIS LARSON - Fri, Aug 8. Chris Larson’s artistic journey began at 13 when she took an art class from her oil painter mother. Her journey continued merrily into watercolor, acrylic, charcoal, graphic design and photography. Free. 4:307:30pm. Maui Hands (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

RICHARD DIGIACOMO - Sat, Aug 9. Richard DiGiacomo, of Russian and Italian descent, is an accomplished artist who is known for his innovative approach to coloration. Transplanted Ma Hawaii in 2010, Richto Maui, AU SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU ard was ascended to a new lev of artistic ability with his Sun, Aug 10. Enjoy a healthyy level & e n and modern take on a newly-created metal fused l l e s sI traditional Hawaiian dish, art. Created by the etchtorm nts this S l a e every Sunday evening at ing of aluminum panels ic tion. Trop all ev Ko. Come early, the laulau and color, and fused with OTE: ve made cancella r N a fo to special is first-come, firstvarious techniques, his h t e c o u i e l j n Ju ve ub t served and does sell out. technique calls for many s n e e h d t n m e ct g Kama‘aina offer not applicoats of clear seals, apweek se conta good jud a e cable. Ko Restaurant at The plied to create depth and e . l s t P u u o d n g m Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, movement. Free. 2:30oin ils a deta before g 5: (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.);; 5:30pm. Maui Hands (612 m Fron St., Lahaina); 808-667808-875-4100; Fairmont.com Front 7997 Mauihands.com 7997; PULEHU BAR–WINE SOn & Mon. SAM GR GRIM - Mon, Aug 11. FortuCIAL EVENTS - Every Sun his fabulous M his home for the past nate to call Maui Book ahead of time for this thirty years, Sam’s love for the Island and Ocean has weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy inspired him to create themed carvings out of the sea three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and glass he finds on the north, south, and west shores of great conversation with new friends. 5-5:45pm. Maui. All pieces of glass were found on Maui beaches For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Puand any profits will go to Sam’s favorite charity, his lehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort daughters college education fund. Meet Sam and Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali) watch him in action! Free. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands (84 ROCK & BREWS- ROCKIN’ SUMMER CONHana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com CERT SERIES - (Every Mon-Thu through Aug. 28) ARIEL QUIROZ - Wed, Aug 13. Artist in resiThey will highlight a playlist of the “best of” songs dence Ariel Quiroz will paint portraits in the gallery. from some of rock’s biggest names, including: She does drawing, painting, portraiture and the The Rolling Stones, KISS (two members of whom human figure, mixing realistic effects with Imprespartially own the joint), The Eagles, Elton John and sionism and Expressionism. Her art stimulates the more. 9pm-close. Rock & Brews. (120 Hana Hwy., imagination and translates feelings into arresting Paia); 808-579-9011; Rockandbrews.com/paia images. Free. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands (84 Hana RAINBOW DINE-OUT GROUP - Tue, Aug 12. Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com The Rainbow Dine-Out Group is an opportunity ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. for our LGBT ohana and visitors to meet socially Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art and enjoy a delicious meal. 6pm-8pm. (Every third Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting Thursday, rotating location); 808-446-0549 class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808ITALIAN AMERICAN CLUB OF MAUI FLAT419-6020; Islandartparty.com BREAD PIZZA FUNDRAISER NIGHT - Tue, Aug 12. Enjoy small or large pizzas from (either dine-in or take-out) and help support the scholarship fund for the Italian American Club of Maui. Please mark your ‘MISS SAIGON’ - Fri, Aug 15 - Sun, Aug 24. From calendars and don’t miss the best wood-fired pizza the company that brought you last summer’s smash on Maui. IACM is an Italian heritage club whose hit Les Misérables, MAPA LIVE presents Miss Saimission is to promote the Italian culture through gon on stage for the first time ever on Maui. This fellowship, good food, and friendship. Each year raw and heart-wrenching love story of a VietnamIACM raises funds for a yearly scholarship that is ese bar girl and an American Marine during the fall awarded to a high school senior on Maui to apply of Saigon features a cast of 45 performers and a to their continuing higher education. 5-10pm. Flat25-piece orchestra. Not recommended for children bread Pizza (89 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-579-8989 due to mature language, sexuality and violence. $15-$65. Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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AUGIE T–SO DUMB 2014 TOUR - Fri, Aug 15. Hawaii’s favorite comedian is back to produce and film his sixth one-man statewide comedy show. It’s been three years since his last one-man show, but Augie’s been busy: the “Laugh for Relief” Comedy Tour in March 2014 with Filipino American comedian Rex Navarrete, the “Na Alii of Comedy Tour” in 2013 and the 2012 show “Portuguese Kings of Comedy.” Tickets are $20, $35. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

MAUI CALLS 2014 - Fri, Aug 8. It’s the MACC’s annual signature fundraiser gala. Enjoy delectable pupus created by chefs from stellar Maui restaurants, paired with premium wines served by vintners from boutique wineries around the world. This year’s theme is “Celebrating the Songs of Hawaii” and the music will be flowing. The gala starts with a fresh flower lei greeting and Hawaiian music serenade. Highlights include fabulous selections in the live and silent auctions, a concert with a surprise musical guest and dancing under the glowing glass roof of the Pavilion. The famous Maui Calls Live and silent auctions offer chances to bid on hundreds of items, from art and jewelry to golf and travel packages–always with some very special “Uniquely Maui” items found in no other fundraiser. 21 and over. 6-10pm. Individual tickets are $175. Pavilion/Amphitheater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org SHORT TERM 12 - Fri, Aug 15. Maui Youth & Family Services is presenting this popular, touching and critically acclaimed movie by Maui-born filmmaker Destin Cretton. Centered around a foster care facility, it won both the Audience and Grand Jury Awards at the 2013 South by Southwest Film Festival and the top award for Narrative Feature Drama at the 2013 Maui Film Festival. The evening also includes a performance by singer/songwriter Steve Zuwala. Proceeds help MYFS provide opportunities to succeed within a safe and supportive environment to hundreds of at-risk youth each year. $20 in advance; $25 at door. 6pm. Historic Iao Theater (68 N. Market St, Wailuku); 808-579-8414 x 8102; Mys.com BOBBY LEE - Thu, Aug 21. He’s an actor and comedian best known as a cast member on MADtv (2001-2009) and for his roles in the films Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Pineapple Express and The Dictator. Lee also starred on the NBC show Animal Practice and can now be seen as a regular guest on E!’s Chelsea Lately as well as The Burn on Comedy Central. He’s been touring the country year-round with his hilariously unpredictable stand-up. Tickets are $20, $28 and $38. Show starts at 7:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ISLAND BREEZE WITH JEFF PETERSON, KENNY ENDO & RILEY LEE - Thu, Aug 21. Island Breeze is a trio of musicians who’ve come together to create some new and beautiful music. Grammy award winning slack key guitarist Jeff Peterson and shakuhachi (Japanese flute) player Riley Lee have been working together for many years. They joined forces with taiko master Kenny Endo in 2012 during a week-long artists residency in Honolulu. The trio put together a program of refreshing music–like an “island breeze”–and presented it in concert at the University of Hawaii Manoa’s Orvis Auditorium. Come and hear this magic multicultural music collaboration for yourself. Tickets are $30 and $45. Show starts at 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org SOJA + MICHAEL FRANTI & SPEARHEAD - Fri, Aug 29. SOJA’s music, a blend of Reggae, go-go, D.C. hardcore, Latin, rock and hip-hop, is about finding the happiness and peace that everyone deserves; their live shows are an explosion of energy and positivity. Michael Franti also knows about the power of music: how it can inspire, uplift and make people want to dance or cry, and he and his band Spearhead are known for the communal spirit they create. Tickets are $39.50 advance, $45 day-of; VIP $80 advance, $85 day-of. Gates open at 5pm. A&B Amphitheater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HAWAII INTERNATIONAL TROPICAL FRUIT CONFERENCE - Fri, Sep 12-Sun, Sep 14. Geared toward farmers, educators, orchard managers and proponents of sustainable agriculture, the weeklong event is presented by the statewide Hawaii Tropical

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Fruit Growers and is open to the public. The conference is titled “It’s All About Production” and offers a variety of breakout sessions, plus visiting researchers and agro experts. Considered the world’s leading expert on post-harvest technology, the University of Hawaii’s Dr. Robert Paull will do a dinner presentation on “Phenology, Productivity and Profits.” Those registering before Aug. 1 will enjoy a discounted fee of up to $75. Kahili Golf Course. (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); Hawaiitropicalfruitgrowers.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, AUGUST 7 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS HUMPBACK WHALE NATIONAL MARINE SANCTUARY MEETING - The Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary will hold a public meeting of the Sanctuary Advisory Council via online meeting technology. The purpose of the meeting is to discuss the Call To Action Joint Statement by the Marine Protected Areas Federal Advisory Committee and the National Marine Sanctuary Advisory Councils “Destination Marine Protected Areas: Sustaining America’s Most Treasured Ocean Places for Recreation and Stewardship” as a potential council action item. Open to the public. 10:30am. Maui Office (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2818 JOE’S 62ND GRAND SLAM BIRTHDAY Grow with Joe for Maui County Council. Great music by Na hoa & The kekona ‘Ohana, MC by Tony Silva of Da Braddahs, ono food and no host bar! Seniors $10, adults $20. 5:30-7:30pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-757-3045; 808-442-6462; Blackburn4council.com; info@blackburn4council.com FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featur-

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ing an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Free. 3-5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FREE ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

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HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm. Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

ZUMBA FITNESS - Did you eat too much Saturday night? Fight the bulge with Keoni's Hot Lava DanceFit Studio's free Zumba fitness class on Sunday morning. Known for its high energy and festive choreography, the class lets you dance your way to a slimmer you. Workout to Merengue, Salsa and Cumbia beats. Free. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Hotlavadancefit.com

MOONLIGHT TIDEPOOL EXPLORATION - Come meet some of the fascinating creatures that roam South Maui’s tidepools at night during a Moonlight Tidepool Exploration. This event is recommended for people ages 6 and over. Participants are asked to wear sturdy shoes and bring a flashlight. Call to reserve a spot. $7 per child/ $15 per adult. 6-8pm. Pacific Whale Foundation (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org

MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Free. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FREE KEIKI HULA SHOW - Free. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

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WANNA TALK TO SOMEONE FROM OUTER SPACE? - Join the Temple of Peace for this Heartwarming Encounter with Earth’s Hybrid Children. Get answers to questions about life on Earth and extraterrestrial life on other worlds where unconditional love is realized by all in every moment. $10. 7-9pm. Temple Of Peace (575 Haiku Rd.).

SATURDAY, AUGUST 9 VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org FREE KEIKI HULA SHOW - Free. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com.

FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, AUGUST 11 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-2498811 ext. 1., or email Volunteersonvacation.org

TUESDAY, AUGUST 12 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. Firstcome, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am. Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004

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TRADITIONAL AND ALTERNATIVE TANGO MUSIC

DJS: SUGHI, ROSE AND MARCO

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TUESDAYS IN AUGUST

WILLIE K AND HIS BAND

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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’, 6:30-8:30pm

Willie K 9-11pm,

1810’, 8pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm, Danyel Alana, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke All Day!

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; www.onelovemarket.com. ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm. Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana). KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon). Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm. Kula Country Farms, (Kula Highway at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com. Free. 11am-2pm. Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am12pm. Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com. HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm. Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana). FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu.

Homestead, 10:30pm $5 cover

DJ Andrew Dana & Frequency Presents, 10:30pm, $5 cover

Rock Thursdays & Pool Tournament 8pm-close

Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover

Ignite Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & Kamikaze, 10pm

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Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm, FREE

MON- S.I.N. 10pm, TUE-Trivia Night 8pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

Battle of the Bands- Night 2 7:30pm, no cover

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm. Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com. LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods. 8:30am-11:00am. (95 Lipoa St., Kihei). MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am-1pm. Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; Mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm. Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; Visitlahaina.com. FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com. HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana). ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm. Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu & Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Every Tue & Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Sonshine Rivers 4:30-10:30pm; Every Wed & Fri, Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855. COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Wed, Danyell 3-5pm, Puhi K6 6-8:30pm; Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Henry Kapono (June 6 only) 5-7pm, Damon & Tim 6-8pm; Sat, Danyell 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Mon, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425. HARD ROCK CAFE - Mon: Evan Shulman 5:308:30, Wed: Kenny Roberts 5:30-8:30, Thur: Elvis! Burn’n Love Sneak Peak 6:30, Fri: Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400. HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John

Kahaiali‘i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636. JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Mando Kane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234. JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787. KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700. LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655 LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495. LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200. LONGHI’S LAHAINA - Fri, DJ Swamp 9:30pm1:30am; Every Sun, Two Cats 7-9:30pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288 LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

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RITA’S 1945 S.Kihei Rd. 214-5788

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200. PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200. PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881. RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889. RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815. SANGRITA GRILL + CANTINA- Every Wed 5:30-7:30pm, and Final Friday Fiesta with live Flamenco music by Indio & Avion on the last Friday of every month 6:30-8:30pm. The Fairway Shops Ka’anapali. (2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina); 808-6626000; www.SangritaGrill.com SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500. THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:30-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8025. UMALU - Sun, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; Mon, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Tue, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Wed, Kawika Ortiz 5-9:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

Makai Jazz Group, 6:30pm Trish Da Dish Pub Quiz, 9:30pm

Andrew Corradini, 5pm

Luna Overdrive, 7pm Black Party, 9:30pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-10pm

MON-Soul Kitchen 7pm, Mulligan’s Magic Show 6:30pm, WED- Private Event

Hawaiian Music w/ Uncle Ahtim, 4-7pm

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Sargenti Hall Band, 7-10pm

Steve Craig 3-6pm, Steve Sargenti, 6:309:30pm

MON- Steve Craig 6:30pm, TUE-Country Western Night w/ Sargenti Hall Band 6:30pm, WED- Beatles Review w/Steve Craig, 6:30pm

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Summer Shakedown w/ DJ Big Mike, 10pm

Randall Rospond 4-6pm, DJ Gemini 10pm

DJ LX 10pm; no cover

Kanoa, 10pm

MON - SIN w/DJ Big Mike , TUE - DJ Salvo10pm, WED - Dan Hiss 4-6pm, Ladies Night w/ DJ Decka,10 pm

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Just Us, 8pm

Andy Kaina & Kaina Kountry Band, 8pm

Karaoke, 5pm

TUE & WED Free Pool all Day and all Night!

Karaoke w/ Dudley 8:30pm-12am; no cover

Hot Apple Pie, 8pm, $4 cover

Karaoke w/ Dudley 8:30pm-12am; no cover

Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm-no cover

Louise Lambert Trio, 7:30-10:30pm

Skip, 6:30-8:30pm

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MON- Elaine Ryan 5:30pm, TUE- Power Up Comedy Tour 9pm, WED- Steve 9-11pm,

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Alternative Night w/ DJ

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SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Thu, Throwback Thursday with DJ Skinny Guy 10pm; Fri, Frisky Friday with DJ TRVR 10pm; Sat, Le Grind with DJ Blast 10pm; Sun, Sunday Sessions with DJ CIA 10pm; Tue, Tequila Tuesday with DJ Decka 10pm; Wed, Live Comedy Night Hosted by Chino. Doors 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808- 891-1011. BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286. CAPISCHE? - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-879-2224. DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Thu, 8 Track Players 8pm; Fri, DJ 9pm; Sat, The Hott Mess 9pm; Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299. DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Thu, Quiz 7pm; Fri, DJ 10pm; Mon, Lawaia 10pm; Sun, Natalie Robles 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669. GANNON’S A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm; Fri, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm. (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010. KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860. MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888. MAUI COAST HOTEL - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284. MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret Roback 7-9pm;

WED-Open Mic Night w/ Wes Furumoto, 8pm

Thu, Levi Poasa 4-6pm; Thu, Mike Finkiewicz & Craig Soderberg 7-9pm; Fri, Tom 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka‘oka 7-9pm; Sat, Brian Haia 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Levi Poasa 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Joshua Kahula 7-9pm; Tue, Stay Eazy 4-6pm; Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Alika 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322. MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Willie K. 7-9pm; Thu, Super Fun Pub Quiz with Trish 9:30pm; Fri, Andrew Corradini 6:30pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, House Shakers 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Stay Eazy 6:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith’s Mulligan’s Magic Show 6:30-8pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:306:30pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131. PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Mon, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:307:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177. RITA’S - Thu, Hawaiian Music with Uncle Ahtim 4-7pm; Sat, Dining and Dancing w/ Sargenti Hall Band 7-10pm; Sun, Steve Craig 3-6pm; Mon, Steve Craig 6:30-9:30pm; Tue, Country Western Night w/ Sargenti Hall Band 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Ladies Night & Beatles Review w/ Steve Craig 6:30-9:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788.

Deleon 5-8pm; Wed, Sheron Depont 5-8pm. (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001.

UPCOUNTRY CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Thu, Thursday night with Mark Johnstone and Lenny Castellanos 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Charley’s Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Tex Mex Tuesdays with Howard Ahia & Friends 6:308:30pm; Wed, Andrew Corradini 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085. FLATBREAD COMPANY - First Wednesday, Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 5:30-8pm; (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989. HANA HOU CAFE - Thu, Rick 6-9pm; Fri, Steve Sargenti and Swiss 6-9pm; Sat, Tradewinds 6-9pm; Mon, Hula Honeys 6-9pm; Wed, Betz and Adam with Vince Esquire 6:30-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thur, Jamie Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Steve Mantelli 4-6pm; Wed, Dan Hiss 4-6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444. TAQUERIA CRUZ - Thu, Rama Camarillo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Artie Parti 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Natalie Nicole 6:308:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2910. THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Fri, Louise Lambert Jazz Trio 7:30-10:30pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133. TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:309:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Every Tue & Thu, Pi‘ilani Arias 5-8pm; Fri, Local Live Music 5-9pm; Sat, Ben Deleon 5-9pm; Sun, Live Music 5-8pm; Mon, Ben

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Sign Language LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

This week is going to suck. Not because anything bad will happen, per se. Quite the opposite; some very sweet things are likely to head your way. It’ll suck, rather, because the glare of the spotlight has already begun to seem too intense; you’re blistering under all this adoring attention–which lately resembles obsessive scrutiny–and there’s no escaping it, at least until the Sun travels into Virgo next week. Until that relief arrives, hang in there. Slather on some psychic sunblock, because it’s high noon of notoriety for one more week.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

You’re so focused on the big ideas and the grand dramatic gestures at times that you forget the little shit. What you ought to remember is that the little shit is often what makes life good. For example, for me the little shit takes the form of the expensive shampoo and conditioner rather than the cheap stuff, fresh strawberries in my cereal, and a cold beer on a hot day. You go to much greater lengths and expense to enact such minor improvements on your day-to-day life, when you could achieve far greater (if more subtle) effects with just a few bucks and an ounce of self-indulgence. Try it. You’ll like it.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Even the dog can figure out some basic cues. For instance, when I’m still naked and wandering around my apartment in the morning, he knows there’s no chance of us going out; he doesn’t even bother getting up until I’ve put on pants, and shoes. Then he starts lobbying for a walk when it might actually do him some good. In other words, he gets it: Timing is everything. You should get it, too. You want what you want now. It’s understandable. What’s hard to wrap your head around is that you simply can’t have it now, but you can have it later. You just have to learn to choose your moment better than you have been. Work on that this week. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

When you were a kid, you were so proud when Mom mounted your drawings on the fridge. But at some point, you started applying standards to your work, and preventing its dissemination unless it met them. That’s all well and good; the kind of crap most kids produce is cute, and worthy of admiration, coming from them. But from an adult it’s mostly pathetic. Still, I mention this because your standards, consequently, are way too high. What you’re putting out now is actually pretty damn good–and we want to see it. Show it us, please. We’ll give you a smiley face and a gold star, if it helps.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Not a huge fan of the Olympics? Well, you should be. They’re rife with examples of determined people who possess incredible focus. You could benefit from emulating their example, as your chief failing right now is a lack of focus. You do so many things well that it almost doesn’t seem worthwhile to put in the kind of time it would take to become great at any one of them. However, should you choose to shift your status from Jill-of-all-Trades to Master-of-One, this would be an excellent week to start–but not finish. This kind of race is no 100-meter dash. It’s a triathlon that’ll last years. Yet, somehow, I think you’re up for it. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You can talk yourself into (or out of) anything–and that’s what gets you in trouble. You shouldn’t have to convince yourself of anything this week. Quell internal arguments quickly, as they’ll only confuse you and get you so twisted around that you won’t know anymore which way was the right one. Rationalizations are bullshit. Abstain from their tempting gray areas. Things are either black or white right now–or at the very least compelling and relatively unequivocal shades of grey. You don’t need to entertain lengthy debates. Just do what you’ve got to do, with a minimum of deliberation. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Most of the time you’re a diligent recycler. You’re one of the few people you know who even tries to correctly sort the trash. So I’m confused why you wouldn’t bother to kind of go through this huge bin of people and situations you’re simply tossing out the window. There are lots of reusable bits and bobs in there with all the junk you should by all rights be getting rid of. This baby-with-the-bathwater strategy is understandable, considering some of the screwed-up shit and venomous critters floating in said bathwater. But, come on. Save the baby.

Taurean chemist, Thomas Midgley, Jr., invented CFCs, as well as the idea of putting lead into gasoline (among many other things), unknowingly screwing us all over. He died (strangled in the cords of a machine he invented) without ever knowing how damaging and toxic his inventions were to life on earth. Although on an exponentially smaller scale, a couple of the things you’re up to are inadvertently causing harm to those around you (and, in some cases, yourself). It’s not your fault; you had no way of knowing–‘til now. This week, please take notice of these detrimental side effects of your activities, so you can limit or eliminate them.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Gingerly peel off your clothing after today’s bad sunburn. Take a cool bath. Smear yourself with aloe. You’ve been overexposed to a normally beneficent influence, and you got burnt. Now you’ve got to deal with that–mostly by staying away from that scorching entity, which you’re currently ultra-sensitized to. If you can manage to keep your distance for a week or so, you should be alright. If, however, you can’t logistically excuse yourself from the nuclear asshole who did this to you, do your best to insulate yourself, prepare to lose at least your outer skin, and hang on ‘til next week, when some cloud cover should help you out. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Your first instinct is to swat at the buzzing insect the moment it comes within reach, before you’ve even had a chance to assess whether it’s actually a threat. That’s silly. Certainly notice it, and pay attention to what kind of bug it is, and what it’s up to. If it merits killing by your standards, destroy it regretfully, or with glee, whichever works. But notice that a lot of the little critters buzzing around you are nothing more than annoying–and some of them might even be beneficial. The same, naturally, is even more true of the human pests flitting around bothering you. Some of them could be doing you more good than harm; consider that before unilaterally squashing all of them.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

You’re good at fitting into the cracks, and also cramming your creative expression in there, too. You could write a whole novel in the margins of a deck of playing cards, or paint masterpieces on your fingernails. But why should you? Just because you’re so endlessly flexible that you can squeeze yourself into a shoebox doesn’t mean you’re required to do that. It’s good to have that capacity, but it’s screwed up to have to constantly exercise it. Take up space this week–not simply as much as you need (which is actually quite tiny), but as much as you want. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You might regard yourself as sovereign of your very own micronation, but until you meet the standards described in the Montevideo Convention (a permanent population, defined borders, and the capacity to enter into relations with other states (and therefore earn their recognition)), you’re nothing but a pretend monarch ruling a fiefdom in your own head. Having a vivid internal mythology is healthy, and a hell of a lot of fun. But why stop there? You can certainly make particular key elements of it dramatically real, should you choose to, and this would be a good week to try. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.

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