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1. According to an Oct. 24 Maui News story, all of the following staffers and assistants to Maui Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa make at least $67,000 a year except one–and that one makes just a little over $49,000 per year. Which one makes the lower salary figure? A. Executive Assistant Mike Molina B. Executive Assistant Randy Piltz C. Communications Director Rod Antone D. Administrative Assistant Joe Pontanilla E. Administrative Assistant Bill Medeiros
ported that former Hawaii Governor Linda Lingle recently gave a speech on clean energy at Cornell University. According to the story, what is Lingle doing these days? A. Chairwoman of the state Republican Party B. Lecturer at Chaminade University C. Public policy seminar teacher at Cal State Northridge D. Republican political consultant E. Both A and D
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HAWAII CARPENTERS STILL REALLY HATE ELLE COCHRAN We finally got some new numbers out of the state Campaign Spending Commission this week–the first time since the Primary Election, in fact. Because really, during the final two and a half months of an election, do voters really need to see what various candidates and Political Action Committees (PACs) are spending and collecting? Anyway, the new reports came out on Oct.
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27. As I expected, one of the most interesting filings came from the Honolulu-based Super PAC Forward Progress, which is 100 percent funded by the Hawaii carpenters’ union (listed in the reports as the Hawaii Carpenters Market Recovery Program) and is run by folks from Pacific Resource Partnership, which actually had to apologize for their dirty campaigning in the 2012 Honolulu Mayor’s race. In the most recent reporting period–Aug. 10 through Oct. 20– Forward Progress took in $345,955.99 from the carpenters; during the election itself, they’ve cashed a remarkable $688,349.63– again, all from the carpenters union. As we’ve written previously (see the Aug. 7, 2014 edition of this column), Forward Progress mostly came to Maui to do one thing: defeat slow growth advocate/Maui County Councilmember Elle Cochran (they’re also working a Big Island campaign and have spent money on behalf of Joe Pontanilla, who’s running against Councilmember Don Guzman). They’ve paid for
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Way back in 1964, when the Ka‘anapali Resort was still in its infancy, its owner American Factors paid for a 19-minute promotional film to bring rich tourists to Maui (you can view this film today on YouTube). Titled Kaanapali, the film called the area a “Polynesian Riviera” and didn’t undersell the importance of the resort’s expansive beach. “Ka‘anapali’s pride is three miles of golden sand,” the film stated. “The most beautiful beach in the world… More hotels will rise here, but always Ka‘anapali’s guardians will keep the sands open and uncrowded… This is a destination, not just another Hawaiian resort.” The idea that the resort’s “guardians” might have to do more for the sand than simply keep it open isn’t mentioned in the film.Then again, problems like climate change and sea level rise didn’t usually pop up in 1964 resort ads. Anyway, if you haven’t noticed, Ka‘anapali Beach is disappearing. And what’s Kaanapali without a beach? On Oct. 21, Governor Neil Abercrombie’s office announced that it was releasing $800,000, to cover the “design and permitting” stage of a big Ka‘anapali Beach restoration project. Though the governor’s release of the $800,000 earned a brief write-up in the Oct. 28 Maui News, but considering the scale and magnitude of the project, surprisingly little other attention. According to the County of Maui, the beach restoration, though ultimately expensive, is beyond necessary. “Kaanapali Beach experiences both chronic and episodic erosion that has occasionally caused extensive damage to shoreline infrastructure and amenities,” Tara Miller Owens of the University of Hawaii Sea Grant college program, who is also working with the Maui County Planning Department, told me in an Oct. 27 email. “The northern section of the beach from Black Rock to Hanakaoo Point is known to be very seasonally dynamic, with sand being transported by waves and currents toward Hanakaoo Point during winter and toward Black Rock during summer. The southern section of
the beach from Hanakaoo Point to Hanakaoo Beach Park, referred to as the Hanakaoo littoral cell, is less seasonally dynamic and has been subject to continuous shoreline retreat.” Owens said there are a few reasons for the erosion. “Historical erosion studies show that beach erosion is the dominant trend of shoreline change on Maui, overall,” Owens said in her email. “The National Assessment of Shoreline Change: Historical Shoreline Change in the Hawaiian Islands reports that 85% of beaches on Maui are eroding, with over 4 miles of beach completely lost to erosion over the past century. The observed shoreline erosion trends can generally be explained by a combination of causes, including: 1) human impacts to sand supply, 2) seasonal and storm waves and wave-driven currents that move sand, and 3) sea-level rise forcing shoreline retreat.” Of course, reversing this erosion is no small feat. Nor will it be cheap. Owens said the project will take “two to three years to complete” and cost “approximately $7.6 million.” This is nearly a million dollars more than the figure published just seven months ago in the Mar. 28, 2014 project’s Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) between the State of Hawaii and the Ka‘anapali Operators Association. That document listed the overall project cost at $6.8 million. Similar to a recent Waikiki beach replenishment project, the restoration will require,
according to the MOU, “the extraction and placement of approximately 75,000 cubic yards of compatible carbonate marine sand.” According to Owens, the sand would come from “offshore sources” (she didn’t know exactly where at this time). The MOU states that “approximately 50,000 cubic yards [will] be placed between Hanakaoo Beach Park and Black Rock,” which will “restore the beach to its former beach width as it existed in March, 1988.” Why 1988? “This is another technical design detail that I’d expect to be further vetted as the design phase progresses,” Owens said in her email. “I suspect that the 1988 shoreline is a reasonable and approximate target based on the estimated 50,000 cubic yards of sand that will be distributed along 4,000 feet of shoreline in the Hanakaoo littoral cell.” In any case, the MOU said the project will also “enhanc[e] the dry beach volume from Hanakoo Beach Park to Black Rock, Ka‘anapali Beach, with approximately 25,000 cubic yards of sand.” Of course, we’re talking about sand here– subject to the power of the ocean and the climatic changes wrought by industrialization. Just because the we spend nearly $8 million to make Ka‘anapali look like it did back in the late 1980s doesn’t mean it will stay there. But when I asked Owens how long the restoration project would last, she really couldn’t say. “This answer to this question also depends somewhat on the final design and quantity of sand placed on the beach,” she said in her email. That said, beaches by nature are ephemeral and are expected to continue to erode. So, in general terms, beach restoration projects often aim for a 7-10 year life of the project, after which the beach may need to be nourished again.”
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radio spots and glossy mailers that attack Cochran and promote political newcomer Ka‘ala Buenconsejo, her opponent. “From wanting to vote against our farmers to raising taxes on homeowners and small businesses, Elle Cochran has proven her priorities aren’t ours,” states one anti-Cochran mailer. During the recent reporting period, the reports show that Forward Progress spent a total of $322,297.39–a huge portion of which went to the West Maui Council race. Here are their expenditures for just mailer postage on just Cochran and Buenconsejo: • Oppose Elle Cochran: $31,099.68 • Support Ka‘ala Buenconsejo: $22,178.88
FIRST GROCERY CLERK: “Can you get one of these for me?” SECOND GROCERY CLERK: “Isn’t there a bar code?” FIRST GROCERY CLERK: “There. Is. No. Bar. Code.” Maui grocery store, Oct. 26
Clearly, this is the local race to watch on Election Day. Cochran beat Buenconsejo in the August Primary by a 12.4 percent margin. Will she do so again? ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com
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BLACKIE’S ELECTION WIT AND WISDOM In the spirit of this weeks’ election endorsement issue, we present to you the late Arsene “Blackie” Gardarian. Blackie did many things on Maui: bar owner, machinist, jazz enthusiast, county liquor commissioner, curmudgeon. But it was in that last role that he really seemed to shine. In fact, Gadarian was an inveterate letter writer– mostly to The Maui News. He passed away in 2013 at the age of 91, and recently his wife Sara emailed some excerpts from a few of his letters that dealt with elections and democracy–subjects he obviously held dear. We’re reprinting them here as a public service to our readers:
Election Day is Tuesday, Nov. 4. -Anthony Pignataro
As the season of giving begins, many of us have a difficult time deciding where our charitable dollars would best be spent. For some, buying a ticket to a high-priced fundraiser or dropping change in a sidewalk bucket does not feel like the right fit. The Check-Out Hunger program tries to make giving easy by providing a simple donation opportunity that also answers the question: where is my money going? The program gives shoppers an opportunity to make a donation to the Hawaii Foodbank while they are buying groceries at their local market. Beginning Nov. 4, shoppers will find bright green Check-Out Hunger coupons in three denominations at the cash registers of several local grocery stores. Shoppers can purchase just one or multiple coupons upon check-out. Purchasing a coupon for $2.81 will feed a child breakfast for one week; a $12.43 coupon will feed a senior lunch for one month; and a $16.84 coupon will feed one family dinner for one week. The donation amount will be added to the total of your shopping purchase and the money will go directly to the Hawaii Foodbank. The 21st annual Check-Out Hunger fund-raising program operates across the state. Donations from each coupon purchased will go to one of the following local food banks: the Hawaii Foodbank, the Maui Food Bank, Hawaii Foodbank Kauai Branch or The Food Basket on the Big Island. Last year, the program raised $219,968 statewide. Since its launch in 1994, the program has raised more than $2 million. Kraft Foods in Hawaii is donating $5,000 to the Hawaii Foodbank to kick off the program. This year’s donation brings Kraft’s total contributions to $55,000 over the last 11 years. “We are proud to be a part of the Check-Out
-Suzanne Kayian
TWO MAUI RESIDENTS TO APPEAR ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE In early November, two Haiku residents will appear on the game show Wheel of Fortune. Claire Bediamol and Kelly Lau
will appear on the episode, which is part of a special series on best friends. The episode will air at 6:30pm on Thursday, Nov. 13 on KHON 2. “It was an amazing experience, really fun,” said Bediamol. “It was probably the most fun I’ve ever had.” Bediamol is a counselor at Kalama Intermediate School. Her friend Lau is a buyer for Hawaiian Island Surf and Sport. According to Bediamol, the two met about 10 years ago. “Our sons were on the same soccer team when they were four or five,” she said. “She has two boys and I have three boys.” The two friends first applied for the show earlier this year. When doing so, Bediamol recalled, they checked off a box marked “best friends week,” so they could appear together. In June, she said, producers told them they could audition on Oahu. “It was an all-day audition,” Bediamol said. “There were written tests–puzzles just like you’d do in Wheel of Fortune–and practice rounds with a cardboard wheel. We had to stand up and talk about ourselves. They wanted us to call out letters and learn to project our voices.” In August, producers called Bediamol and Lau to say they made the show. On Sept. 14, they taped their episode at the Hilton Waikoloa Village on the Big Island. According to Wikipedia, Wheel of Fortune is the longest running syndicated game show in the U.S. Created by Merv Griffin and based on the game Hangman, the show has so far taped more than 6,000 episodes. The nightly syndicated version of the show–hosted by Pat Sajak and Vanna White–has been running continuously since September 1983. -Anthony Pignataro ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com
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• “It happens every election. The politicians kiss our okoles to get our vote. After the politicians get elected, we the people have to kiss their okoles to get them to do what they promised us.” (August 1998) • “It’s election time again. Political candidates make speeches that sound wonderful. They go on and on. However, these speeches are like a Chinese dinner. It’s great at the time, but it doesn’t stick with you. (March 2000) • “Here we are again in an election year. Candidates will be talking about many problems they would solve if elected. They will speak of millions of citizens going to bed hungry every night. I am one of those citizens. I am on a diet. (February 2004) • “It’s election time again. Politicians are making promises that they know are outright lies. We, the public, know they are lies. But we vote for the politician who tells us the most appealing lie. We deserve what we get for being gullible again.” (October 2008)
CHECK OUT HAWAII’S CHECK-HUNGER PROGRAM
Hunger program for the eleventh year in a row and keep supporting this great cause,” said Gerald Shintaku, CBL of Kraft Foods in Hawaii. “But, with one in five of our island residence now needing assistance, we continue to ask for the community’s support in the fight against hunger. Even the smallest donation can make a world of difference to the people in our community whose only wish is to not be hungry this holiday season.” Participating retailers on Maui include Safeway Stores (statewide) and Times Supermarkets (statewide). The Hawaii Foodbank is the state’s only affiliate of Feeding America, the national Food Bank Network comprising more than 200 food banks across the country. The Feeding America affiliation is shared with the Kauai Branch, the Maui Food Bank and The Food Basket on the Island of Hawaii. The Hawaii Foodbank is a partner agency of Aloha United Way and Kauai United Way, an integral part of Hawaii’s safety net serving people in need. The Hawaii Foodbank is also the only nonprofit agency on Oahu that collects, warehouses and distributes mass quantities of both perishable and nonperishable food to help feed Hawaii’s hungry. Donated and purchased foods are distributed to more than 230 member agencies on Oahu and Kauai. Last year, the Hawaii Foodbank distributed more than 13.4 million pounds of food including more than 4.2 million pounds of fresh produce to those needing emergency food assistance in Hawaii. The program will run from Nov. 4, 2014 through Jan. 16, 2015.
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by Chuck Shepard
News Of The Weird EYE OF THE BEHOLDER The Osiligi Maasai Warrior choir, from Kenya, in ornate, mystifying native costumes and uncalled-for headdresses, happened to be touring the U.K. this fall, coinciding with the recent Paris Fashion Week in which the most celebrated designers from the “developed” world exhibited their wares, which often seemed as excessive as the Maasais’. Examples: Rei Kawakubo’s “Blood and Roses,” a red KKK-type swaddling robe with faceobscuring, pointy hood. Sarah Burton’s skirt of oversized petals, accessorized with skull cap and chin strap. Junya Watanabe’s dress with huge plastic puff sleeves of red and blue–and vinyl see-through helmet. Julie de Libran’s gown with earmuff-like chest coverings. The week ended with a street march of “Chanel girls” (most, Caucasian) dressed as garishly as the African Maasais. (Bonus: Some designers delightfully offered explanations of their often-inexplicable works.)
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The Rural Municipality of Hanover, Manitoba, has prohibited alcohol sales for more than a century–or at least that’s what everyone in the community believed as recently as 2006 when the last attempt was made to repeal the ban (and failed by 30 votes). But town officials finally decided recently to research the prohibition (examining records back to 1880) and in July revealed, astonishingly, that no city bylaw exists making the town dry. At least one restaurateur is expected to start serving booze soon.
GOVERNMENT IN ACTION In August, Katja Kipping, the leader of Germany’s largest opposition party (the liberal Die Linke), proposed to grant all welfare families a cash voucher of the equivalent of about $640 in order to allow each a summer vacation. “For me,” she said, “the holidays of my childhood are among the most beautiful memories,” and she is saddened that “3 million children this summer cannot experience what a holiday means.”
NEW WORLD ORDER In September, Dr. Sean Perry of the Marathon (Florida) Veterinary Hospital saved the life of Buttercup, an orange tabby who needed blood– by giving him a transfusion from a West Palm Beach dog blood bank. According to the U.S. National Library of Medicine, 62 cats have been known to receive such “xenotransfusions,” and cats are apparently the only animals (besides dogs) that can safely process dog blood.
LEGAL TECHNICALITIES When a van on official business for the city of St. Paul, Minnesota, accidentally hit Megan Campbell’s Nissan Pathfinder in August, Campbell, naturally, filed a claim against the city for the $1,900 damage–normally just a cost of business for a city and one of about 400 claims St. Paul has processed this year. However, the van happened to be driven by
the same Megan Campbell, an employee of St. Paul Parks and Recreation, who apparently could not avoid hitting her own parked SUV. At press time, the city was investigating but expected to handle the claim as routine.
TOO MUCH INFORMATION Pauline Chai and her estranged husband, Khoo Kay Peng (a Laura Ashley executive), are battling in a London courtroom in a very expensive divorce, with the current issue to determine whether the English judge has jurisdiction instead of courts in the couple’s native Malaysia. In the course of bringing the British judge up to date, Chai casually described how she has supported her husband’s relentless nature–by revealing that he would do copious amounts of work (for four hours at a time) at home while sitting on the toilet. Khoo “got backache there,” she said, “so I got the idea of [a] padded toilet seat” for him.
LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS The former chairman of the Federal Reserve, Ben Bernanke, revealed at an October conference in Chicago that even though his postgovernment income will be several times what he earned as Fed chairman, he was nonetheless rejected recently when he tried to refinance his Washington, D.C., home. Mortgage-lending is so highly computerized, he was told, dictated by formulas, that he apparently got caught in an algorithm. Despite a probably seven-figure book contract and six-figure public speeches, he is no longer “employed” in a steady job, which apparently caused a computer program to signal him as too risky.
CRIES FOR HELP Victor Thompson, 46, arrested in St. Petersburg, Florida, in October for possession of the synthetic marijuana called Master Kush Spice (which he insisted is legal in his native New Hampshire), is apparently an out-of-control New England Patriots’ fan–having tattooed his entire bald head with a painstaking replica of quarterback Tom Brady’s helmet. The attention to detail is remarkable, including subtle addons such as the American flag, NFL logo and helmet manufacturer (“Riddell”). Not only is Brady’s “12” properly placed, so is the green dot identifying the “helmet” as radio-ready for messages from the sideline.
A DUCK WITH ISSUES After days of looking weary and walking lopsidedly, “Ducka,” the pet muscovy, finally gave owner Vicki Hicks of Sydney, Australia, a clue to its behavior by coughing up a nail. Veterinarian Hamish Baron of the Avian Reptile and Exotic Animal Hospital ordered an X-ray, which revealed a small toolbox’s worth of nails, screws and washers in Ducka’s belly. The items had to be removed, one by one, in surgeries totaling five hours. Baron told Sydney’s Daily Telegraph in October that though birds are attracted to shiny objects, Ducka’s case was severe. ■
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h, joy, it’s time for another General Election. In Hawaii, this is a special kind of treat. Voters only got to see a new campaign finance report this week, after what seemed like months of candidate and political action committee (PAC) spending and fund-raising without any reporting whatsoever. Voters also have to contend with a bunch of state constitutional amendments and even a few Maui County charter amendments–one of which is by far so controversial it’s threatening to tear the county apart. The GMO ballot measure is so important that we sent reporter Axel Beers to dig deep into the arguments, pro and con, and try to make sense of it all (see page 14 for his story). And, as usual, the act of voting itself too often seems reduced to the evil of two lessers. Sorry, candidates, but we really can’t get excited about any of you. We look at your platforms and see the same vague platitudes, year in and year out. We look over your campaign finance statements, and see many of the same names: unions, developers, builders, land-owners. Those who don’t cash checks from the island’s establishment often lack experience–legal, political and administrative. Most of the time, as you’ll see, we’re able to look past enough flaws to settle on a nomination. But in a few races, even we couldn’t bring ourselves to back even one candidate. For those instances, you have our sincere apologies. By Anthony Pignataro
U.S. Senator Brian Schatz
mentally–as well as an Iraq War veteran and current captain in the Hawaii National Guard. Outspoken on the issue of Veterans Administration reform, she’s a young, intelligent and capable legislator who deserves at least another term in office (her opponents are Republican Kawika Crowley and Libertarian Joe Kent).
Agaran is one of the smartest and most all-around experienced legislators in Hawaii. Republican Joe Kamaka seems like a nice guy with some intriguing ideas (like free meals for all K-12 students, though the catch is that kids who don’t go to school would be subject to arrest), but we like Keith-Agaran better.
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One of the most liberal members of the U.S. Senate, Brian Schatz barely beat Congresswoman Colleen Hanabusa in the Democratic Primary. We gave the nod to Schatz, but honestly, would have been happy with either (Republican Cam Cavasso and Libertarian Michael Kokoski are also in the race). Schatz’s environmentalist leanings are both prescient and brave–though it’s going to be a tough fight for him to get anything done if the Republicans take the Senate, as most pundits are predicting. But irrespective of that, Schatz’s political benefactor–Governor Neil Abercrombie–got himself tossed out in the Primary Election. That makes Schatz a fascinating case study: what will he do now that he’s his own man, politically?
David Ige/Shan Tsutsui
Roz Baker
Wow. Six months ago we couldn’t pick Democrat David Ige out of a police lineup, and now he’s the party’s choice to be governor. Truth be told, he’s not that much different from Abercrombie, and we liked Abercrombie. He’s a humble guy who worked for many years as an electrical engineer. As for Shan Tsutsui, the former Senate President (and Maui Senator) is over-qualified for the job of Lieutenant Governor.
Though she (like most Democrats in this state) is pretty cozy the big landowners and corporations that run Hawaii, Democrat Roz Baker is also one of the more liberal members of the state Senate. Though we backed her opponent Terez Amato in the Democratic Primary, we have no problem transferring our endorsement to Baker. She’s certainly preferable to her opponents, Republican Jared Dubois and Libertarian Bronson Kaahui.
State Sen, District 5 Gil Keith-Agaran
Joe Souki
U.S. Representative Tulsi Gabbard Democrat Tulsi Gabbard is going places. She’s progressive–socially and environ-
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State Representative, District 8
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A lawyer and former department head at county and state level, Democrat Keith-
Incumbent Joe Souki, who is also Speaker of the House, has been a state Representative since 1982. He’s also a chemical industry lobbyist, which isn’t the best side job to have when running a state legislature. That being said, he’s liberal in the classic New Deal, pro-union kind of way, and did a great deal to make sure same-sex marriage passed the House last year and even put forth a bill that (had it passed) would have legalized marijuana. He’s also
a far better choice than Republican Cranston Kapoi, who opposes both pot legalization and same-sex marriage.
State Representative, District 10 Angus McKelvey
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We like McKelvey. Pretty much always have. Though marijuana legalization didn’t go anywhere during the 2014 legislative session, McKelvey did co-sponsor a bill that would have studied its effects on the state. He’s friendly, intelligent and seems to genuinely enjoy being a law-maker. His opponent is Republican Chayne Marten.
State Representative, District 11 Kaniela Ing Democrat Kaniela Ing is young (still in his 20s), enthusiastic and smart. Like most Maui Democrats, he’s very liberal. The Re-
publicans didn’t even bother contesting the seat, but former Hawaii Libertarian newsletter editor Pat Brock did step up to run. Still, we liked Ing in the Primary Election and see no reason to modify that endorsement now.
State Representative, District 12 No Endorsement Does Democrat Kyle Yamashita do anything in office besides fight for the interests of big corporations and labor unions? He votes the party line on big issues. Like many of his colleagues, he doesn’t care for the state’s Open Meetings law (which forces public officials to do official business in public where members of the public can watch and participate)–earlier this year, he introduced a bill that would have lifted key sunshine restrictions on the county councils throughout the state. Republican Richard Pohle, Yamashita’s opponent, seems more Libertarian. He wants to bring the Superferry back, institute axis deer hunting “safaris” and (somehow) make Maui even more friendly to tourists.
OHA Maui Resident Trustee Mahealani Wendt A former executive director of the Native Hawaiian Legal Corporation, Wendt has a strong and eloquent voice that needs to be in the Office of Hawaiian Affairs. “There is great suffering in our communities,” she told Honolulu Civil Beat back in July. “[O]ngoing displacement from ancestral lands through adverse possession by large corporations; desecration of sacred places, including burial sites by developers; inability to access traditional places of subsistence gathering and cultural significance; wholesale appropriation and diversion of public trust resources, including water needed for taro farming, gathering and replenishing near-shore reef fish; economic, social, educational, and health disparities.” All of Hawaii needs voices like that in positions of authority.
since 2009) and a County lifeguard since 2001. She’s never held elected office, and while the office of mayor isn’t generally a good place to learn, we’re willing to overlook that in her case. While on balance, Alan Arakawa has been an effective and capable mayor, he has made a few missteps (like allowing mismanagement of the county’s Parks Department to go on way, way too long). The recent U.S. District Court ruling that the county has been violating the federal Clean Water Act for years by injected treated wastewater into the ground at West Maui is also a black mark on his record. And, yes, we’re appalled that Maui County Prosecuting Attorney J.D. Kim–an Arakawa appointee–is still trying to put MauiTime Publisher Tommy Russo in prison for attempting to photograph police officers on a public street. That’s an appalling abuse of power–one that we believe reflects very badly on the current administration.
Councilmember (East Maui) Nick Nikhilananda A longtime Green Party activist who lives in Huelo, Nikhilananda didn’t get our endorsement in the Primary Election (that went to John Blumer-Buell, who came in third). Incumbent Bob Carroll is a nice guy but he’s yet another voice for the establishment on the council. We need more people on the council who question the county’s pro-agri-business, pro-tourism industry bent, which is something Nikhilananda will definitely do.
Tamara Paltin Paltin is a long-time Save Honolua activist (president of the organization
Councilmember (WailukuWaihee-Waikapu)
Councilmember (Makawao Haiku-Paia)
Joseph Blackburn
Mike Molina
Mike Victorino (more famously known as the father of Boston Red Sox outfielder Shane Victorino) isn’t a bad councilmember. He’s just like nearly every other councilmember. Friendly to A&B, the ILWU and various other unions and land developers. When people on Maui complain about traffic or pollution seeping into the ocean or the prospect of a thousand homes going up in Olowalu, it’s because well-meaning councilmembers like Victorino keep voting to support things like that. While we doubt Blackburn would do much different in terms of land development, we do know that he’s an honorable man. It’s also good to inject new blood into the system now and then.
Councilmember (Kahului) Don Guzman
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Pro-development Molina held this seat for a decade, and when term limits sent him home, we admit to being happy about it. But since then, his successor– Mike White–has proven even worse. We knew White–the general manager of the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel–would support the island’s tourism industry when he got in office, but we had no idea how much of a tool he’d end up becoming. Add to it the fact that Molina’s years in the wilderness have moderated his stance on land development–even winning over the Sierra Club’s Maui chapter–and we had no problem choosing a candidate in this race.
Councilmember (Upcountry) Courtney Bruch
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Guzman, an experienced attorney, hasn’t done anything really dumb in the last few years (that whole thing about whether he notarized Neldon Mamuad’s mayoral candidacy papers on County time was a bunch of nothing), so why not give the guy another term. He’s also a lot younger than his colleagues, and certainly his opponent Joe Pontanilla, who used to hold the seat.
Mililani Trask, John D. Waihee
Mayor
opposes the development of Olowalu, something Couch supports. But we just happen to think Couch is a good guy to have on the council.
Councilmember (West Maui)
OHA At-Large Trustee You can vote for up to three on this one, but we’re stopping at two. Trask is an outspoken attorney and former OHA trustee. Waihee’s an incumbent and one of the more experienced OHA trustees.
tactics during the 2012 Honolulu mayor’s race), Cochran’s opposition to big projects like the development of Olowalu Town becomes more vital than ever.
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One of the Save Honolua founders, Cochran is the strongest advocate for environmental preservation on the Maui County Council. When you start thinking about tens of thousands of dollars worth of advertisements and support her opponent Ka‘ala Buenconsejo is getting from pro-development Super PACs (including one run by John White of Pacific Resource Partners, a campaign firm that actually had to apologize to Ben Cayetano for its sleazy
Councilmember (South Maui) Don Couch Like we said during the Primary Election, Couch has long been friendlier to developers than slow-growth activists. But still, we like him. He’s fair and listens to all sides. There’s nothing wrong with John Fitzpatrick–indeed, we’d be happy if he were on the council. Fitzpatrick
And though we’d like to see more from Bruch than just anti-GMO politicking (her top campaign issue), she’s young and antiestablishment. We need more of these people in positions of authority, not less. Also, incumbent Gladys Baisa is too friendly to big land developers for our tastes.
Councilmember (Lanai) No Endorsement Seriously, is there no one on Lanai who will run against Riki Hokama? Not a single person there who disagrees with him on even a minor issue? Sad. Just sad.
Councilmember (Molokai) Stacy Helm Crivello Same here with Crivello running unopposed, but in this case we’re okay with her. Continued on page 13
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STATE CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS
revenue bonds, this time to “offer loans to qualifying dam and reservoir owners to improve their facilities to protect public safety.” See “Relating to Agricultural Enterprises” above.
Relating to Disclosure of Judicial Nominees
COUNTY CHARTER AMENDMENTS
YES
Affordable Housing Fund
What, the Legislature couldn’t simply pass a law requiring this disclosure? Oh well. Though we’re loathe to amend the state Constitution for small stuff like this, mandating the disclosure of judicial nominees is important enough for even us to approve.
Relating To Agricultural Enterprises
Penalties NO This amendment would raise the current maximum penalty for violating the county’s charter, ordinances and rules from $1,000 or a year’s imprisonment to $25,000 or a year’s imprisonment or both. Sounds a lot like a quick revenue generator for the county. Pass.
Genetically Engineered Organisms
YES If this passes, this charter amendment would extend (through fiscal year 2021) the current requirement that two percent of certified real property tax revenues go into an “affordable housing fund.” Given the current housing market on Maui, “persons of very low to gap income” need all the help they can get.
NO This is the most difficult ballot endorsement we’ve ever had to do. To side with Monsanto–a giant corporation that, along with Dow, spent nearly $8 million opposing this initiative (a tiny portion of which went to yours truly, in the form of an ad in this week’s edition) and is just another example
of a big Mainland interest controlling a substantial swath of the island–seems anathema to the paper’s founding principles. And yet, here we are. Believe us, we’d like nothing more than to dismantle corporations like Monsanto. Their size and power represent everything that’s wrong with capitalism. But ballot measures based on junk science and ignorance aren’t the way to do it. After a few decades of rigorous scientific analyses, we can say that genetically modified organisms (GMOs) are safe for human consumption. As for the argument that GMO production uses pesticides that are harmful to the environment and humanity–that’s a side issue. If you want to ban certain pesticides (and research has concluded that they are indeed poisoning our near-shore reefs) then craft a ballot measure that does that. Attacking genetically engineered food isn’t the way to go. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com
NO If this passes, the state would be able to issue special purpose revenue bonds “to assist agricultural enterprises on any type of land, rather than only important agricultural lands.” We’re naturally suspicious of bond measures–especially ones that carry the “special purpose” designation.
Relating to State Justices and Judges NO This raises the mandatory retirement age for state justices and judges from 70 to 80. While we normally hate limits like this, we find ourselves drawn to the words of the late Hawaii Supreme Court Justice Edward Nakamura, who retired at 66 after just one term. “I am not so vain as to think a younger person could not do better than I,” he said. Judging is like heart surgery–holding the job until the bitter end is not be the best professional course.
Relating to Early Childhood education NO This allows the appropriation of public funds “for the support or benefit of private early childhood education programs.” Though the amendment specifically prohibits such programs from discriminating on “race, religion, sex or ancestry,” it still sounds an awful lot like a school voucher system. Do we really need to be channeling money away from our already suffering public schools to private ones? No.
Relating to Dams and reservoirs NO This measure would allow the state to issue more special purpose
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The Initiative
Trying to understand Maui’s complex and controversial GMO ballot measure
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n the Haiku autumn dusk, a circle of farmers hand in hand stands to give thanks for the earth, food and the breath of life. In the sacred scene before a potluck of hand-grown and handmade foods, there are many hands, 120 heads, and waiting plates. At this September meeting of Maui Farmers United (a chapter of the National Farmers Union), local farmers gathered to discuss topics like photosynthesis, our relationship to the sun, recipes and soil. November’s GMO Moratorium bill came up, too. While Hawaii Farmers Union United has no stance on the bill, a few of Maui’s farmers weren’t reluctant to voice their opinions. I was there to hear the claims made in this local debate over GMOs and talk to the experts and people the moratorium would affect. It began with a letter. The climax of that August Citizens Against the Maui County Farming Ban (CAMCFB) letter that appeared in my mailbox is in the sixth paragraph, where it labels the Moratorium on the Cultivation of Genetically Engineered Organisms “deeply flawed and misleading to voters.” The letter dispensed into mailboxes across the county makes at least three claims. First, “While claiming to be a ‘temporary moratorium,’ this initiative would actually place an immediate and permanent ban on many types of farming in the County and make it illegal for farmers to keep growing numerous crops.” Second, “Under the ban, farmers who choose
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to grow genetically engineered crops would be subject to severe criminal and civil penalties, including steep fines and possible jail time.” And third, “In fact, if this ban were in place when a virus almost destroyed Hawaii’s papaya farms, researchers would not have been able to develop the Rainbow Papaya, which saved our papaya industry.” The actual ballot measure text (accessed at Shakamovement.org/law), on the other hand, states that the “ban” is not perma-
enacted.” Those who violate the bill do face possible fines and imprisonment. As for the rainbow papaya, that was developed by Drs. Richard Manshardt and Dennis Gonsalves, two university researchers. Section 5 of the bill exempts “any fully accredited college or university that engages in non-commercial scientific research, medical research, or education using GE Organisms, provided that such activities are conducted under enclosed indoor laboratory
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(that’s, in fact, The UPS Store). In any case, they go on to claim that genetically engineered crops are environmentally friendly, pest and disease resistant, less water intensive, and deemed safe by federal regulatory agencies and other science-based institutions. CAMCFB projects over 600 jobs will be lost as a result of the moratorium and “Molokai’s largest employer” (read: Monsanto) would be shut down, causing local farmers and businesses to suffer.
“I always say if you could farm with organic practices using genetically modified seeds that would be the best of all worlds.” nent, but a “Temporary Moratorium” that declares a “Person or entities affected by and seeking release from the Temporary Moratorium in Maui County must provide Maui County the funding necessary to complete an Environmental and Public Health Impacts Study (EPHIS).” Nor are effects of the moratorium immediate, as Section 5 states it does not apply to “the propagation, cultivation, raising, growing or testing of GE Organisms that are in mid-growth cycle when this chapter is
conditions, with the utmost precautionary measures to prevent accidental release of GE Organisms into the outside environment.” In addition to glossy mail-outs, CAMCFB has spent about $80,000 (See FCC data and Honolulu Civil Beat’s “Ad Watch” for a good analysis of CAMCFB’s advertisement techniques) a week for commercial spots on the major networks in hopes of killing the measure. The organization itself, though apparently based in South Maui, does not maintain an office at 1215 S. Kihei Rd., the address listed on their many mailers
Which is what brought me to the MFU meeting. People spoke in support of the bill, and urged others to read it and vote. I couldn’t find a single person who was afraid of fines, job loss or jail time. “The impact [of the moratorium] can be remediated,” Olinda farmer Russ Greenleaf told me before explaining that the bill represents a time of transition into small and locally-sustaining farms. “You’re not talking about farmers necessarily being impacted but more farm workers, and there’s enough land on this
Dr. Lorrin Pang, the Maui County Health Officer, stresses that economic interest shouldn’t influence decisions regarding safety
and public health. “I support the moratorium bill and the basic reason is these things have been let loose on the market without adequate study. Simple as that. We’re not saying they’re dangerous, we’re not saying they’re safe,” the district health officer told me while speaking as a citizen. “We just don’t know.” His finger bangs down passionately on the table whenever he makes a point. “I’m not talking about GM crops, I’m talking about GM experimentation on these islands,” he stated. “According to the suit they use 80 plus chemicals,” he said, referring to a lawsuit against the Syngenta and Pioneer agro-chemical companies on Kauai. “It is not just the amount, it’s the frequency. There are publications coming out now that show just the combination of two brings out fantastic birth defects which are confirmed by epidemiologic studies.” When you combine chemicals, according to Pang, the mixture can be more than a sum of the individual effects due to possible interactions of potentiation and the blocking of detoxification pathways. Chemicals can overlap multiple ways: by being sprayed together, persisting in the environment together, persisting in one’s body together, or through damage overlap. “When you have 15 chemicals to-
and misleading–or just plain stupid. So I don’t trust them at reading their own cited references. I don’t trust them at calculating anything, and they’re in charge of the pesticides. If the agency is not going to protect us and the state and county defer to the EPA, then we have a right to protect ourselves. The end.” Some fear that regulation is compromised by the placement of former Monsanto employees in agency positions such as Michael Taylor (former Monsanto lobbyist turned FDA commissioner) or Clarence Thomas (former Monsanto lawyer turned Supreme Court Justice). The central intent of the GMO Moratorium bill is to respond to these perceived lapses of safety measures regarding GE practices and provide for the health of our county. The county level regulation of GMOs would be redundant, UH Maui College genetics professor Sally Irwin argues. To her knowledge, GE food is safe. “I oppose it [the bill] for several reasons,” she said. “The number one reason is that I feel like genetically modified foods—or I call them genetically enhanced foods—are really well
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island and enough demand that people farming 5 or 10 acres can make a living doing it.” “A large majority of farmers in Maui County won’t be affected at all,” said Elan Goldbart of Hale Akua Garden Farms. “I think it will actually support an effort for new organic farmers to have a foothold in land that could be accessed.” “They’re not making food for us to eat!” someone complained. Another farmer and supporter of the bill, Vincent Mina of the family-run Kahanu Aina Greens, explained further. “This agricultural economy was built on a plantation economy,” he said. “It’s only owned by a few landowners.You can’t buy land for the most part on large tracts—it’s owned by a few people.” He added, “The plantation put a lot of local families through school—it raised a lot of families. But where the trajectory of the plantation failed itself was that it went into a mono-crop and petrochemical model that will not sustain itself over a long period of time when you’re dealing with the soils. So in that spirit it hasn’t been a vital source of food production. The intensive use of petrochemical inputs pretty much took plantations out of being viable [local sources of food]. Plus the fact that other parts of the world are able to grow what they were growing cheaper and get it here cheaper made them lose their economic advantage.” Indeed, the average American meal travels 1,500 miles from its food source to make its way to our plates. Compare the sustainability of shipping and trucking food around the globe to an HFUU potluck, where the distance covered for the locally grown and made dishes is probably less than 50 miles (some farmers were from Hana). Further, Maui Farmer and supporter of the moratorium, Simon Russell wrote in a 2013 Civil Beat article on food sovereignty in Hawaii, “92 percent of the value of our agricultural production was exported, while at the same time our hungry population imported 92 percent of the food consumed.” Estimates say that if the barges were to stop coming, there would be enough food supply for six days. What is Hawaii’s number one agricultural export? Seeds. Monsanto’s 2013 annual report to the County of Maui states that it uses less than .05 percent of all agricultural land available in Maui County. In the same document, they claim 25,000 acres of land in the state which employs 1,400 residents. Impressive as that sounds, that land (by our local farmers’ estimates) could house and support about 2,500 farmers. “It’s another case of the one percent using their money and scare tactics to influence everyone else,” one farmer told me regarding the biotech companies. According to USDA statistics, 600 farm workers represent less than five percent of Hawaii’s farmers. Monsanto as a company with (well) over 2000 acres of land and making (well) more than $500,000 in sales represents the top one percent of all “farms” in the state. What’s more, the touted “600 jobs” figure is taken from the number of Maui residents employed by the biotech companies—who have not made any statement regarding the complete ceasing of operations or release of employees if the moratorium bill were to pass.
Protesting Monsanto in 2012
gether you have about 30,000 possible combinations,” Pang told me. “When you have 80 chemicals like in Kauai,” he stated, there are a trillion-trillion possible combinations.” According to Monsanto’s 2013 County of Maui report, they use 19 different restricted-use pesticides on Maui and Molokai. It’s the Environmental Protection Agency’s (EPA’s) job to test pesticides, but given the magnitude of combinations not every possibility is tested. Pang remembers a recent county council meeting that called on the EPA to testify. According to Pang, the EPA said they “choose the one that might be neurotoxic, then choose the other one that might be neurotoxic then test those two or three.” Pang pointed out that their method of picking and choosing has been proven to be ineffective, given nine or more chemicals. “When you get to 80 plus, forget it,” he said. “When you have so many damn combinations you don’t know what to do, you test the whole damn mixture.” Pang told me, citing the National Academy of Science recommendation. “That’s all we ask. This goes to show–and it’s public testimony– that the statements by the EPA are so off
tested and there’s never been any evidence of any kind of harm done to humans, animals, or the environment.” She added, “There’s a lot of evidence that it’s better for the environment to have them. There’s no scientific basis to ban them; actually there’s a lot of reasons to support them.” In her Maui College office, the sun filtered onto a Whole Foods bag with the bold printing “Avoiding GMOs?” as she spoke with the underlying frustration of a scientist who has dedicated years to research only to have efforts at advancement slowed by political debate. The scientific consensus is that “They are safe and well regulated and well tested,” she told me, citing literature reviews that have surveyed over a thousand studies. “I can’t think of a field of science that’s been this covered,” she said, describing state and federal testing and regulation. “Every crop is case by case. So, a new gene into a different plant into a different environment always has to be checked. And it is.” She explained that now “We know exactly what the gene is, what protein it codes for, where it goes into the genome of the organism, so we can test for con-
sequences very well to see if something is being made besides what we thought.” This happens sometimes, Irwin admitted, such as in one case of a chemical resembling a nut allergen, but that was discovered in the research stage before that organism went to market. Irwin later emailed me some studies on the regulation and testing measures for GMOs, which elaborated on the sophisticated “safety assessment framework evolved by international organizations like FAO, WHO, Codex and OECD,” which include “molecular characterization of inserted genes and stability of the trait, toxicity and allergenicity potential of the expressed substances, compositional analysis, potential for gene transfer to gut microflora and unintentional effects of the genetic modification.” “In any technology there’s always some risk,” Irwin added, so ultimately it comes to a risk-benefit analysis. “I use a comparison to vaccines,” the geneticist said. “For both of those the consensus–95-98 percent of experts and the studies out there–say the benefits far outweigh the risk. For vaccines there actually are very known risks. Some people have a bad reaction to vaccines. It doesn’t happen very often but it does happen and it can happen again. Allergic reactions and different things that we can’t always predict, but the benefits—how many people it saves compared to that— most people think that it’s worth it.” Yet for all the controversy with GE there are no known negative effects–just benefits and well regulated risks, Irwin repeated, sounding slightly exasperated. These benefits aren’t just for industry profits, Irwin pointed out, referring to Gates Foundation and Howard Buffett Foundation humanitarian GE research in the islands. In 1988, Sally Irwin was part of a group of researchers from universities and other institutions in the San Diego area. “We were talking about what the problems that farmers were facing then and what were the problems that they will probably be facing in the future,” she said. “We talked about the fact that the best possible thing was when they could have natural resistance so we don’t have to put in all these chemicals. If we could reduce the chemicals or reduce the toxicity of the chemicals in the environment, obviously that’s what we want to do.” With traditional breeding this is a process that can take seven to 10 years as plants are selected and bred, then backcrossed with wild types when undesirable traits occur or resistant genes are desired. This laborious process often reaches dead ends when intensive breeding yields sterile varieties. And even then, there are some traits that simply cannot be arrived at without the inclusion of the undesired traits. Irwin recalled a conversation where the researchers imagined that “if we could just go into these plants and just get the genes that we want and put them back in” that would save an immeasurable amount of time and work. Over 20 years later, this plant geneticists’ dream has become reality, though one steeped in controversy. What’s happened, according to Irwin, “is that the whole pesticide question has gotten completely intertwined with the genetically engineered question.” Irwin Continued on page 17
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added, “Most of the moratorium seems to point to pesticides being the problem and what people are concerned with, but yet this isn’t a ban on pesticides this is a ban on genetically enhanced food which includes things like papayas that have no connection with pesticides at all. It’s actually going to ban a lot of things that have no connection with pesticides. Lots of farming, golf courses, people’s homes and hotels, use these pesticides so if that’s their concern–that pesticides aren’t being used correctly or are not good for the environment–that’s what they should be targeting. They shouldn’t be targeting GE foods.” Indeed, without using GMOs, hotel and sugar operations on Maui have been destructive enough to Maui’s soil, air and water. In recent times, since the advent of GMOs, pesticide use has gone down, Irwin told me. And although herbicide use has risen slightly, the use of the more toxic and persistent types have gone down in favor of the less toxic RoundUp (which is manufactured by Monsanto). Formerly, traditional farmers used crop dusters to spray massive amounts of Bt (an organic pesticide based on a soil bacterium), in a scenario that Irwin regards as the worst case, quickly driving the evolution of pests. In contrast, genetically modified organisms with the Bt gene, have a small impact. The moratorium would “increase the amount of pesticides being used,” Irwin told me, “because all these people who can’t grow GE plants are not going to go to organic—there may be some that will— but most of them are gonna go back to traditional farming, which is the worst of all scenarios in my mind.” Irwin concluded, “I always say if you could farm with organic practices using genetically modified seeds that would be the best of all worlds.” Still, Pang insists that the lack of clinical trials is a major concern. These are the types of controlled, extensive, pivotal studies that involve humans and are required to bring new drugs to market. While Sally Irwin states that genetic modification is precise, Pang compares that precision to stacking Lego blocks. You can rebuild the same Lego shape with great precision, but throwing that toy part into an actual machine like a car involves new considerations and complications. Followers of science can identify many instances when supposedly safe practices or chemicals proved otherwise with time. Long-time residents might remember a time when trucks dusted DDT (now a “probable carcinogen”) down Maui streets and children ran to play in the fog. The potential of transgenic contamination is another consideration that occurs when introducing GMOs to the environment. Pang cites cases where GM rice and wheat genes proliferate and were found where they should not have been. Even the HFUU, which takes a stance of supporting all farmers, took a stand on the Big Island on Bill 113, which dealt with cross pollination, after organic farmers were being affected negatively in the marketplace. While companies like Monsanto maintain that the sophistication of current testing is sufficient, buffer zones are standard practice in all farming, and that such extensive testing of food is unheard of and uncalled for (indeed, not even dyes or
preservatives are tested with this rigor before being dumped into our foods), Pang remains disturbed that of the 1700 articles cited by CAMFB, only three are human studies. Post-market studies and statements that we’ve consumed the three trillion meals since the introduction of GMOs don’t soothe the doctor either. “We are one big research experiment,” he said. The crowd dwindled signaling the end of the night at the 54th Maui HFUU meeting, and I began to get the feeling that I was in a biotech industry nightmare. Here were people who gathered to share their plants and the primordial knowledge of the Earth. They were people working to organize a free community seed and plant exchange with the announcement “prefer-
ably no invasive species or GMOs.” They were small family farmers working nonindustrial tracts of land, with ethics that acknowledged that, yes, working the land in a regenerative and sustainable way is more labor-intensive but ultimately more rewarding than resorting to the excess use of chemicals. The mood among these farmers was largely opposed to the cultivation of GMOs. Yet, they don’t want to identify as a nightmare or enemies of anything. Of course, there are also those in the antiGMO crowd with questionable tactics. A recent MauiWatch GMO post featured a picture of sign waving sidewalk activists with statements like “Honk if you hate Monsanto” and “F__KING BEAT IT.” An anti-GMO rally last year with signs like “Monsanto Go to Hell.” Someone also sprayed anti-GMO
slogans on Lahaina stores and trees. The issue deserves more consideration than that. It affects everyone. People may disagree about whether the bill correctly targets the perpetrators of environmental damage, whether the fines in the bill are appropriate, or whether the risks of GMOs are worth their benefits, but in the end we are all sharing food. I asked one Molokai resident how she felt about the potential shutdown of that island’s largest employer. “The people of Molokai are Hawaiian,” she said. “If Monsanto leaves, we gon’ survive. But if the land is gone, we gon’ starve.” ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com
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(31) Halloween Bash with DJ L. 9pm. Dog & Duck (1913 S. Kihei Rd.)
(31) Maui Arts & Cultural Center presents the Rocky Horror Dance Party featuring the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and live music with Eric Gilliom & Sins Of The Flesh, DJ Marasco, Amy Hanaiali‘i, Jerry Eiting, Dr. Nat, Dale Button, Vince Esquire and Kelly Covington. Join in the traditional sing-along to songs in the film soundtrack, and get in the spirit with fun accessories available to liven up the night! Costume Contest, food, beverages and prizes! $25. 7-11 (One Cameron Way., Kahului)
(31) Tiki’s Halloween Party! DJ Gemini & DJ YNOT will be in the mix. Glow in the dark cocktails and glowing giveaways are just the appetizer. Bring it to the Costume Showoff. No cover. South Shore Tiki Lounge (1913 J, S. Kihei Rd.)
(31) Calling all ghosts, goblins and everything in between (age 12 and under) to Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center on Friday for a familyfriendly evening of trick-or-treating. No masks. 5pm. (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului)
(31) Halloween Bash with DJ. 9pm. Diamonds (1279 S. Kihei Rd )
(31) Roselani Place invites you to its Trick-or-Treat Festival. Enjoy games, balloon animals, cotton candy, pumpkin decorating and plenty of sweet treats. Free. 5:30-7:30pm (88 S. Papa Ave., Kahului)
(31) Hope Chapel’s Trunk-or-Treat Extravaganza returns with the candy lane, pony rides, a mechanical bull and keiki zone. Stop by the petting zoo, play games or simply enjoy the live entertainment. No scary costumes. $3 (keiki under two are free.) 5:30pm-8:30pm. (300 E. Welakahao Rd., Kihei).
(31) Slip on your costume and get into Mulligan’s Halloween Party without cover! Live music by Lawaia, Hot Mess and Fish Tank. 7pm-Close (100 Kaukahi St, Kihei) (31) Get bewitched during Ambrosia’s annual Halloween Bash with DJ Blast. FREE. 10pm. (1913 South Kihei Rd.)
CENTRAL (30-31) The Iao Theatre presents the movie marathon: “How Rocktober Got Its Groove Back.” Family night is “Mad Monster Party” (7pm.) Enjoy $5 all-you-can-eat popcorn and candy for keiki in costume. Fright Night will entail a double feature: Haunted Collector: the Ghosts of Maui (plus “Emma” ghost stories) and John Carpenter’s Halloween. (68 N Market St., Wailuku) (31) Sailing to the Lahaina Banyan Tree aboard the Pacific Whale Foundation’s Halloween Cocktail Cruise or Halloween Express Cruise. Meets at Ma‘alaea Harbor with hot and cold pupu, cocktails, brews, wine and non-alcoholic beverages. Reserve online Pacificwhale.org or 808-249-8811
(1) Come alive again at Wailuku Coffee Company’s Dia De Los Muertos Party this Saturday. Complete with music, art and coffee, the evening will feature The Minorities and Smoked Solid Dairy. (26 N. Market St., Wailuku)
WEST (30) The Night Before Halloween Costume Contest returns to Hula Grill this Thursday. Keiki (6pm) and Adult (7:30pm) 25 percent off of food when you dine in costume after 4pm! (2345 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.) (30) Whalers Village invites keiki for its annual mall wide trick-or-treat. Leilani’s will sell quick bites for families on the move with proceeds benefiting the Lahaina Boys and Girls Club. Merchants will provide free Trick-or-Treat bags for the first 250 keiki and there will be candy at every store! 4pm-6pm. Whalers Village (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.) (31) The Annual Keiki Halloween Costume Parade celebrates 36 years! The parade starts at
4:30pm and keiki are invited to strut in their halloween costumes down Front Street. Participants will meet to line up at 4:15pm on the corner of Papalaua and Front Street. The parade ends at the Lahaina Banyan Tree Park. Lahaina High School marching band plays. Front Street. (Lahaina)
tion. 10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina)
(31) Gather the ohana for a spellbinding time at Lahaina Cannery Mall’s Halloween Event. Enjoy air-conditioned family fun for everyone! Kupanaha magic show (5pm) trick-or-treating, face painting, crafts and its famous keiki costume contest (6pm) FREE. 5pm-8:30pm. (Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina)
(31) Hard Rock Cafe hosts DJ Murf, Benjamin Jay & Andrew Dana ensuring music around the clock! Rock the best costume and have at $300 in prizes. 10pm. $5 cover before 11pm, $10 after. Hard Rock Cafe (900 Front St., Lahaina)
(31) Halloween in Lahaina. Front Street is shutting down for it’s biggest event! Adults are encouraged to adorn themselves in their best costume. Costume contest participants can register their costumes at Pioneer Inn Retail Store. At Banyan Tree Park The costume contest participants will meet on stage under the Banyan Tree 7-9pm and the winner will be announced at 9:30pm. Pick up the official “Halloween In Lahaina 2014” Tshirt between noon and 10pm at Campbell Park, plus photo ops and face painting. Shuttle service from Wailuku and Kihei: War Memorial Gym leaves at 6 and 6:30pm (Returns 10:30, 11, 11:30); Kihei Aquatic Center leaves at 4:30, 5:30, 6, and 6:30pm (Returns 9,10,11, Midnight). [Note: From Baker Street to Prison Street, Front Street will be closed to vehicular traffic from 3:30pm to midnight. No Street parking is allowed from 3:30pm- midnight.] (31) Start Halloween off with a drink at Spanky’s! Its a tradition. all day. (505 Front St., Lahaina) (31) The Ghoulish Gala Karaoke Costume Contest returns to The Wharf Cinema! Registration begins at 5pm and contest starts at 7pm while open mic will happen 6-7pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina) (31) Continue the party at Cool Cats Cafe with the annual “Night of the Living Dread” bash. Relive Marty classics and festive tradi-
(31) Fleetwood’s invites you to a rockstar halloween! The rooftop will feature live music by The House Shakers featuring Gretchen Rhodes. DJ Scott Baird will be on the main floor. $20. 7pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina)
UPCOUNTRY (30) Halloween Hilarity features keiki friendly spooky stories, song and fun! Storytellers Peter and Melinda Wing. ages 3+ FREE. 10am. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.) (31) 7th Annual Nightmare On Auoli Street returns with 10 rooms of horror! Enter at your own risk! FREE. 6pm. Makawao Ranch Acres (104 Auoli st., Makawao) (31) Stopwatch’s Halloween Bash features Head High live (8-midnight) Costume Contest (10pm) including best couple, most original, scariest and more. (1127 Makawao Ave.) (31) Casanova’s The Day of The Dead Masquerade will feature Mochipet, Kiran Notez and Chunx in the mix. The Most creative, sexiest and best costume will be awarded! $20.10pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.)
NORTHSHORE (31) Paia Town lines up with festivity for the annual Trick or Treating event. 4-7 Paia, Maui (31) Halloween Night at Charley’s will Feature Iyeoka, Taimane Gardner & Quadraphonix with Special Guest DJ Boomshot $20 presale / $30 door. 10pm. (142 Hana Hwy, Paia) ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s A&E blog at: mauivents.com
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t’s about to get seriously funny on Maui. That’s because a plane full of comedians is heading our way. There are 22 comics arriving on one flight,” says festival founder Paul Chamberlain. “It’s a pretty big deal. There is a media event with them leaving LA, too. On Thursday, we are taking them to the heiau at the Ritz Carlton at Kapalua for a blessing and Friday they are snorkeling and sailing on Trilogy.” This is no vacation for comedians. They will be performing a full schedule, kicking off on Thursday. There will be six venues in Lahaina, with 31 comedians doing standup. Chamberlain says this is Maui’s opportunity to become a unique destination festival. “We have two parallel tracks,” says Chamberlain. “We want to provide an outstanding audience and attendee experience. But also we want to blow the minds of our comics so they go back to become our brand ambassadors. We want them go back to LA and say, ‘you cannot believe what happened to us for a week in Maui!’ That is our ultimate strategy. It’s paying off to a certain extent. The last couple of months we have had a lot of folks coming over from the industry like HBO because there is not a destination comedy festival in the US. There used to be Aspen. There are a few here and there, but nothing of note anymore.” The festival starts Thursday, but the comedians will take a break on Friday for Halloween revelry. Saturday is full of shows from the Maui Theatre to Hard Rock, Pi and a very
special venue–the historic old Lahaina Prison. “We are using the old Lahaina Prison as a venue for the Hawaiian-based talent,” says Chamberlain. “Jonah Ray from Oahu, Chino from Maui. We also have Kevin Shea, who was here performing with the Kims of Comedy when they did the show at the MACC. He has an epically funny story of the Kahului IHOP, of going there after that show.” Ron Josel, a popular Filipino comic from Canada, will also perform at the Prison. The billing is largely mixed and diverse. Chamberlain wanted to mimic Maui’s melting pot. “I curated the comics,” says Chamberlain. “I hand-picked them from the standpoint of wanting to have the most ethnically and socially diverse comedy festival offering that has ever been done. I wanted it to reflect Maui. There is huge representation from women, non-whites and LGBT. Coincidentally, it happened to be the hottest and smartest comics around. We did not have to shoehorn anything on the talent side.” Tickets are on sale now. Check Comedyfestival.com for more info.
SHOW SCHEDULE Thursday Reggie Watts with Kurt Braunohler, Eddie Pepitone, Nate Bargatze, Sean O’Connor and Ahmed Bharoocha 6-7:30pm $60 - Hard Rock Cafe Continued on page 23
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THURSDAY, THURSDAY AY A Y, OC O OCT. CT. 3 30 MAUI COMEDY FESTIVAL – The Maui Comedy Festival will set up shop on the Westside Thursday, Saturday and Sunday for the island’s biggest laugh fest. The inaugural event will feature performances from Craig Robinson, Aisha Tyler, Reggie Watts, Tig Notaro, Oahu’s James Mane, Maui’s Chino La Forge and more. Seven Westside venues will host 35 comics–pretty much the island’s biggest comedy series ever. A portion of proceeds will benefit the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. For the complete lineup, tickets and times, visit Mauicomedyfestival.com. Photo courtesy Maui Comedy Festival
AR BOR DAY – This Saturday, celebrate Arbor Day at the Maui Nui Botanical Gardens during its annual 1,000 Native Trees Giveaway. Between 9am and noon, the public gets to take home a free plant. During the event you’ll learn conservation efforts, cultural practices and how to care for your plant. Other organizations will be there, too, sharing information. Lau Lau Plate, Braddah Pops and drinks will be available for purchase. 9am-Noon. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens (150 Kanaloa Ave., Wailuku); 808-249-2798, Mnbg.org. Photo courtesy M N B G
SATURDAY, NOV. 1 MALAMA MAUI NUI NORTH SHORE CLEAN-UP – Malama Maui Nui invites all to kokua during this Saturday’s Baldwin Beach Park Clean-up. Co-hosted by Surfrider Foundation and Positive H2O, the “Get the Drift and Bag It!” series continues through the island’s North Shore. Cleaning supplies will be provided, but volunteers should bring gloves, a water bottle and buckets. The first 25 volunteers will receive a discount card and lunch by Flatbread Pizza. 9am-12 noon. Baldwin Beach Park. Emailvolunteer@cwdhawaii.org. Photo courtesy MMN
MAUI FIL-AM HERITAGE FESTIVAL – The Maui Filipino Chamber of Commerce presents the Maui Fil-Am Heritage Festival this Saturday at the Maui Mall. To commemorate Filipino-American History Month, there will be Filipino food, entertainment, a Speedy Balut Eating Contest, Master P-Noy Contest, Filipino Fashionista and more. 10am- 3pm. Maui Mall (70 E. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Mauifilipinochamber.com. Photo courtesy Maui Filipino Chamber of Commerce
SATURDAY, NOV. 1 MAUI ROLLER GIRLS STACHE BASH – The Maui Roller Girls invites you to the gender-bender (you read that right) of the year 4 is this Saturday at the VFW Hall in Kihei. Stache Bash 2014 ewpromising an evening of bites by Milagros Paia, Maui Brewing Co. brews and, of course, Wayne and Garth. Ladies, don our your best male wear and fellas don’t be afraid to tap into your feminine side. The more mullets, the merrier. $10 pre-sale, $15 hei), at the door. 5pm. Kihei VFW Hall (2110 Ulluniu Rd., Kihei), Mauirollergirls.com. Photo courtesy MRG
JOHN RENKE PIPE ORGAN CONCERT – St. John’s hosts John Renke, the dean of the American Guild of Organists Hawaii Chapter, this Saturday. He’ll sample pieces from Bach, Vierne, Mendelssohn and others. As the Director of Music at St. Andrew’s Cathedral, Renke has played, conducted and composed for many churches around the world. Seating is limited. 6pm. St. John’s Episcopal Church (8992 Kula Hwy.); 808-878-1485. Photo courtesy St. John’s
SATURDAY, NOV. 1 WOMEN HELPING WOMEN FUN RUN – Women Helping Women Maui presents their sixth annual Fun Run this Saturday. It kicks off at ReVive Boutique in Kahului. Participants can run or walk, and the whole thing benefits various WHW programs. Enjoy race swag, refreshments and prizes along the way. Awards will be handed out to first place finishers in the women’s and men’s division and for top pledges collected. Register early for a discounted rate. 7am registration/ 8am race start. $25-$45. ReVive Boutique (65 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Womenhelpingwomenmaui.com. Photo courtesy WHW
JOB FAIR – Pacific Media Group invites all to their big Job Fair this Saturday at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center. Explore a new career path with various companies on the island. The job fair will include representatives from the County of Maui, American Savings Bank, Maui Economic Opportunity, Island Grocery Depot, Sephora and more. 10am-2pm. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center (275 W. Ka’ahumanu, Kahului), Pmghawaii. com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
SATURDAY, SA AT TU U RD R AY, NOV. 1 NOBLE CHE CHEF – The Maui Culinary Academy (MCA), Maui No Ka Oi Magazine and the Fairmont Kea Lani presents the 18th annual Noble Chef fundraiser this Saturday. Serving both as a benefit and training opportunity for MC MCA students, this year’s menu is inspired by the flavors of Italy. MC MCA students are paired with local celebrity chefs to create the ev evening’s menu. Guests will get treated to a multi-course gourmet It Italian dinner, auction, entertainment and dessert made by MCA’s faculty. $195-$3,500 Fairmont Kea Lani (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-984-3261, Noblechef.maui.hawaii.edu. Photo: Mieko Photography
IMUA WASH – Imua Family Services presents their first ever Imua Car Wash this Saturday at the Ohana Fuels location in Kahului. A benefit for Camp Imua, the car wash will feature guests like Kathy “Tita” Collins. Lucky magic ticket holders can also win giveaways like airline tickets and a signed Navorro Bowman football. Proceeds will benefit the organization’s week-long recreational camp catered to keiki with special needs. Camp Imua is free to campers and doubles as a respite for families. $15. 10am-2pm. Ohana Fuels (85 S. Wakea Ave., Kahului), Imuafamilyservices.org. Photo courtesy IFS
SATURDAY, NOV. 1 DEJA VU 9 – Deja Vu Maui returns with “Disco Fever” this Saturday to the King Kamehameha Golf Club Ballroom. Flashback with a lineup reminiscent of the 1970s and ‘80s. Deja Vu entertainment will grace the stage with Asian Blend, Shamroks, Sunflower and more! You can also dine there on prime rib and macadamia-crusted mahi. $55. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-856-3001, Dejavumaui.com. Photo courtesy Dejavumaui.com
LAHAINA ARTS SILENT AUCTION – Support local youth artists this Saturday and Sunday during Lahaina Arts Society’s silent auction. The public is invited to bid on artwork, gift certificates, local attractions and more under the Lahaina Banyan Tree. The weekend will also feature the fine art fair and live entertainment. Proceeds from the auction will benefit the Maui Youth Art Outreach Program. 11am-3pm. Banyan Tree Park (Lahaina), Lahainaarts.com. Photo courtesy LAS
SUNDAY, NOV. 2 ‘HANA KE KAPA’ FILM – The Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Heritage Films series presents Hana Ke Kapa this Sunday in the McCoy Theater. From its use as a garment to its cultural and natural significance, the documentary will explore the versatility of kapa. At the end, the film’s writer and director will host a talk story session. Free. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
HOLOHOLO KA‘A – Here’s a chance to see emergency ncy on vehicles up close and help Hawaiian language immersion rly programs. Punana Leo O Maui and the UHMC Early a‘a Childhood Education Program presents Holoholo Ka‘a t’s a 2014 this Sunday in the UH Maui College parking lot. It’s grams and the whole family is invited benefit for Hawaiian language immersion education programs uding a fire engine, cement truck, police car, tow truck to explore emergency and non-emergency vehicles including and more. $1. 9am-1pm, Ahapunanaleo.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
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Worst Toy Commercial Ever ‘Ouija’ will only scare marketing people ★★★★★ Rated PG-13/ 89 Min.
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’m not sure what Hasbro had in mind with this one. When the toy company branched off into filmmaking and adapted their Transformers and G.I. Joe lines into a series of popular (and moronic) movies, the synergy made sense. With Ouija, they’ve taken their “board game,” in which players evoke spirits and generally creep themselves out, and made a movie about teens dying after using their product. According to this movie, using a Ouija Board will lead me to contact a very mean dead person, make my eyes become entirely white, and, while under a trance, commit suicide. Is this any way to sell an item found in a toy store? The film stars Olivia Cooke, an actress I’m fond of, due to her wonderful supporting turn on A&E’s Bates Motel series. She’s a huge talent, though you wouldn’t guess it from this movie. In Ouija, she’s a high school teen whose best friend just took her life in an especially ghoulish way. We know this from the opening scene, where a pretty blonde plays with a Ouija Board, grabs her Christmas lights, shapes it into a noose and hangs herself. Cooke plays the dead girl’s best friend. She summons both her best friends and the spirit world to learn why playing with a Ouija Board leads to killing yourself. The teenagers who undertake this investigation are, like most young actors in these movies, appealing, attractive and mostly dead by the end credits. Part of me wondered if Hasbro decided to make a horror film that offers the subtext of commenting on the horrible, random discovery of teen suicide. Then, I noticed Michael Bay was one of the producers. I now suspect that little, if any, real thought went into this, beyond creating the sort of movie that does piles of sucker business around Halloween, then vanishes without a trace by Thanksgiving. There are some effectively scary moments and it’s been attractively shot, which isn’t always a given for low budget, middle of the road fright-inducers. A scene in a dark, dusty attic is especially freaky, as is most of the spooky stuff. While adequate at achieving its meager goal (getting teen audiences to jump), I still don’t see how it could accomplish its overall goal: getting people to buy Hasbro Ouija Boards. I understand how seeing Jumanji would motivate someone to buy the spinoff board game, but this movie? Perhaps the movie will create the need for a new label on the side of the box: Warning, playing this game will lead to certain death. Don’t play with anyone, especially not your dumb high school friends and burn after using. After an excruciatingly dull, drawn-out set-up, Ouija did make me jump more than a few times. I can vouch that it succeeded at that, but it’s not a good movie. In fact, with the deliciously scary and skillfully made An-
nabelle still playing, there’s no reason why this should be your go-to choice on Oct. 31. The camera loves Cooke, which is a way of saying the actress is a dazzling beauty and an engaging actress.Yet, you could hear moviegoers turn on her after she says, for the third time, “we need to play the game, one last time!” At this point, the audience began to audibly retort (in a variety of ways), No,You
Dumb Girl, Stop Playing With the Ouija Board! Again, this movie was, amazingly, made with hopes of adding to the popularity and sales of Ouija Boards. They’d have far greater success (and a better movie) with Candyland, Chutes and Ladders, or, the one I really want, Michael Bay’s Hungry-Hungry Hippos. The opening night audience I saw this with was full of screaming, snickering teen-
agers, which was perfect. I sat in the back row, watching the heads of movie-goers bob up and down like Whack-a-Moles with each jump-scare. Weeks ago, a scene in Annabelle caused someone to loudly say in the theater, “Oh My God, what is that,” before letting out a huge scream. Ouija, on the other hand, inspired a young man to audibly comment, “this is hilarious.” ■
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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Before I Go To Sleep-R- THU 7:00, FRI-SAT 10:50 1:00 3:15 5:25 7:45 9:50, 10:50 1:00 3:15 5:25 7:45 Nightcrawler-R- THU 7:00, FRI-SAT 11:10 1:45 4:25 5:25 7:00 8:00 9:30 10:25, SUN-WED 11:10 1:45 4:25 5:25 7:00 8:00 9:30 Ouija- PG13-THU 10:50 1:00 3:20 5:30 7:40, FRISAT 10:50 1:00 3:20 5:30 7:40 10:10, SUN-WED 10:50 1:00 3:20 5:30 7:40 The Trial-NR- THU 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00, FRIWED 12:00 2:45 The Best of Me-PG13- THU 11:15 2:00 4:30 7:15, FRI-WED 1:35 7:15 Book Of Life-PG- THU 10:30 11:30 12:45 1:45 3:00 4:15 5:15 7:30, FRI-SAT 10:30 12:40 2:50 5:00 7:10 9:25, SUN-WED 10:30 12:40 2:50 5:00 7:10 Gone Girl-R- THU 12:45 3:45 6:45, FRI-SAT 10:30 4:10 9:50, SUN-WED 10:30 4:10 The Equalizer-R- THU 7:00
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Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible-PG- THU 11:20 1:10 1:40 4:20 4:50 6:40 7:10 10:10 10:40, FRI (11:20 11:40 2:30 3:00 4:40 5:10) 6:50 7:20 9:30 9:40, SAT (11:20 11:40 2:30) 4:40 5:10 6:50 7:20 9:30 9:40, SUN (11:20 11:40 2:30 3:00) 4:40 5:10 6:50 7:20 9:30 9:40, MON (11:20 11:40 2:30 3:00 4:40 5:10) 6:50 7:20 9:30 9:40, TUE (11:20 11:40 2:30 3:00 4:40) 6:50 9:30 10:20, WED (11:20 11:40 2:30 3:00 4:40 5:10) 6:50 7:20 9:30 9:40 Dracula Untold-PG13- THU 11:20 2:40 5:00 6:50 7:20 9:30 10:00, FRI (2:00 4:30) 6:50 7:30 9:50 10:30, SAT-SUN (2:00) 4:30 6:50 7:30 9:50 10:30, MON-TUE (2:00 4:30) 6:50 7:30 9:50 10:30, WED (2:00 4:30) 6:50 9:50 St. Vincent-PG13- THU 11:10 1:30 4:10 7:00 9:50, FRI (1:00 4:00) 7:00 10:10, SAT-SUN (1:00) 4:00 7:00 10:10, MON-WED (1:00 4:00) 7:00 10:10 The Judge-R- THU 1:00 3:30 6:50 9:20, FRI (12:50 3:30) 6:30 9:50, SAT-SUN (12:50) 3:30 6:30 9:50, MON-WED (12:50 3:30) 6:30 9:50 Left Behind-PG13- THU 1:20 4:00, FRI (11:30 2:10 4:50), SAT-SUN (11:30 2:10) 4:50, MONWED (11:30 2:10 4:50) The Maze Runner-PG13- THU 1:10 3:50 6:30
Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Met Opera: Carmen Encore-NR- WED 6:30, SAT 12:55 Rifftrax Live: Anaconda-R- THU 7:00, TUE 7:30 Saw 10th Anniversary-R- FRI (11:30 1:40 4:10) 7:10 10:10, SAT-SUN (11:30 1:40) 4:10 7:10 10:10, MON-TUE (11:30 1:40 4:10) 7:10 10:10, WED (11:30 1:40 4:10) 7:10 10:40 John Wick-R- THU(11:20 1:40) 5:00 7:20 10:40, FRI (11:50 2:10 4:30) 7:40 10:30, SAT-SUN (11:50 2:10) 4:30 7:40 10:30, MON-WED (11:50 2:10 4:30) 7:40 10:30 Fury-R- THU 11:30 1:20 1:50 3:50 4:20 7:10 7:40 9:30 10:00, FRI (11:10 11:50 1:00 1:30 4:10 4:40) 6:40 7:10 10:00 10:20, SAT (11:10 11:50 1:30) 4:10 4:40 6:40 7:10 10:00 10:20, SUN (11:10 11:50 1:00 1:30) 4:10 4:40 6:40 7:10 10:00 10:20, MON-TUE (11:10 11:50 1:00 1:30 4:10 4:40) 6:40 7:10 10:00 10:20, WED (11:10 11:50 1:00 1:30 4:10 4:40) 7:10 7:40 10:00 10:20
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9:20, FRI (1:10 3:50) 6:30 9:30, SAT-SUN (1:10) 3:50 6:30 9:30, MON-WED (1:10 3:50) 6:30 9:30 Guardians Of The Galaxy- PG13- THU 12:40 4:10 6:40 9:50, FRI (12:50 3:50) 6:40 10:00, SATSUN (12:50) 3:50 6:40 10:00, MON-WED (12:50 3:50) 6:40 10:00 Addicted-R-THU 12:00 5:10 10:30 Annabelle-R- THU 2:40 7:40
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Fury-R- THU 12:30 3:45 7:00, FRI-SUN (12:15) 3:30 6:45 10:00, MON (12:15 3:30) 6:45, TUE (12:15 3:30 6:45 10:00), WED (12:15 3:30) 6:45 Nightcrawler-R- FRI-SUN (12:30) 3:45 7:00 10:15, MON (12:30 3:45) 7:00, TUE (12:30 3:45 7:00 10:15), WED (12:30 3:45) 7:00 Ouija-PG13- FRI-SUN (1:30) 4:00 7:15 9:45, MON (1:30 4:00) 7:15, TUE (1:30 4:00 7:15 9:45), WED (1:30 4:00) 7:15 Dracula Untold-PG13- THU 1:30 4:00 7:15 Gone Girl-R-THU 12:00 3:30 6:45
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NEW THIS WEEK BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP - R - Mystery/Thriller - A woman (Nicole Kidman) wakes up every morning with no memory. Then one day she starts to question everything. 92 min. MET OPERA: CARMEN ENCORE - NR - Music - See the classic opera performed by New York’s Metropolitan Opera Company. 200 min. NIGHTCRAWLER- R - Crime/Drama - A desperate man (Jake Gyllenhaal) tries to force his way into LA crime journalism. Also stars Rene Russo. 117 min. RIFFTRAX LIVE: ANACONDA - PG13 - Horror see the 1997 J-Lo flick about a giant killer snake, but with the social media/Rifftrax treatment. 89 min. SAW 10TH ANNIVERSARY- R - Horror - 2004 film about two guys who wake up in a restroom with a corpse and must think their way out of a fiendish puzzle set by a serial killer. 103 min.
NOW PLAYING ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY - PG - Comedy - The title pretty much tells the tale. Stars Jennifer Garner and Steve Carell. 81 min.
THE BEST OF ME - PG13 - Romance/Drama - Former high school sweethearts reunite when they visit their hometown. 117 min.
Little Thomas loses his memory, then finds himself trapped in a maze with other boys. It’s symbolism, people! Symbolism! 113 min.
BOOK OF LIFE - PG - Animation/Comedy - A young man must either stay with his family or go out on some crazy, fantastic adventure. 95 min.
OUIJA - PG13 - Horror - Friends play with an ouija board and then bad things happen. See this week’s film review. 89 min.
DRACULA UNTOLD - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - Vlad Tepes–the original Dracula–cuts a deal with dark forces to save his kingdom. 92 min.
ST. VINCENT- PG13 - Comedy - A boy befriends a misanthropic veteran neighbor (played by Bill Murray) 102 min
FURY - R - Action/War - Brad Pitt and Shia LaBeouf (good luck with that one) star as American tank crewmen fighting Nazis in World War II. 134 min.
THE TRIAL - NR - Drama - A mentally challenged man goes on trial after allegedly raping his teacher. In English and Tagalog. Running time unknown
GONE GIRL - R - Mystery/Drama - A woman goes missing, and then a media circus turns on her husband. Stars Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike. 149 min.
LAST CHANCE
JOHN WICK - R - Action/Thriller - Keanu Reeves plays an ex-hit man who goes back to work to take revenge on gangsters blah blah blah. 101 min. THE JUDGE - R - Drama - Robert Downey Jr. plays a big city lawyer who returns home when his judge father (Robert Duvall) is suspected of murder. 141 min. LEFT BEHIND - PG13 - Action/Sci-fi/Bible - Wow, they remade the old Kirk Cameron picture about the Christian Rapture with Nicholas Cage and Lea Thompson. 110 min. THE MAZE RUNNER - PG13 - Action/Sci Fi -
ADDICTED - R - Thriller/Drama - A gallery owner starts an affair with a painter, then all hell breaks loose. 106 min. ANNABELLE - R - Horror - Another horror film about satanic cultists and an evil doll. Stars people we will, for the sake of their careers, keep anonymous. 98 min. THE EQUALIZER - R - Action/Thriller - Denzel Washington stars in this remake of the 1980s TV show about a man trying to escape his violent past by helping some young girl threatened by Russian gangsters. 132 min.
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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS THE EROTIC EVENT - Thu, Oct 30. Olelo Manawa (Maui Poetry Slam) presents erotic words, sensual fashion and sexy beats! Winner receives a $100 prize. Show starts at 9pm. 21+ and over. Casanova Makawao. (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com; 808-572-0220 DAY OF THE DEAD FIESTA BENEFIT - Sat, Nov 1. Sangrita Grill + Cantina welcomes the community to celebrate Mexico’s Day of the Dead. The holiday focuses on gatherings of family and friends to pray for and remember friends and family members who’ve passed. There will be a costume contest with prizes and live music by Del Sol. Reservations needed for parties of six or more. A benefit for Imua Family Services. Free. 6pm-12am. Sangrita Grill + Cantina (2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina); 808-662-6000, Sangritagrill.com A HINDU HALLOWEEN TEMPLE OF PEACE - Sat, Nov 1. A concert in the court of the King. Come as your favorite guru, deity, servant, sadhu or a royal maharajah attending a classical music soiree. Enjoy traditional music from India by Ross Kent, Daniel Paul and the The Tabla Mantra Drum Ensemble. $20. 7pm. Temple of Peace (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220, Tabladaniel.com MANA‘O RADIO’S UPCOUNTRY SUNDAYS - Sun, Nov 2. Mana‘o Hana Hou Radio presents another chill afternoon of good music and beautiful vibes this weekend. Check out Jimi Lee with his awesome blues harp, Betz & Adam and Sebrina Barron. Show starts at 2pm. $7 donation. Casanova Makawao. (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com; 808-572-0220
STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui.$29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, dinner, and VIP packages are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina and military prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com LAHAINA INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL THEATER CLASSES - Oct 30 - Dec. 15. Theatre Theatre Maui is teaming up again with Lahaina Intermediate School and the Lahaina Complex After-School Tutor Project. On select Mondays they will be providing free after-school drama classes with Miss Kristi Scott, local theater arts director, actress and instructor. 2:50-4pm. Lahaina Intermediate School (871 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-214-7443
FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Oct 30. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. First and third Thursday of every month. Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org
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JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Nov 1. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com FARM TO TABLE DINING - (Every Sat.) Feast on the abundant harvest of a freshly picked vegetarian meal made from only the purest, chemical and pesticide free ingredients, accompanied by Maui Sacred Earth Soothing Herbal Tea Blend. Menu varies depending on what’s available for harvest. Call for reservations. $25, $20 kama‘aina. 6-8pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; m Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com U - Sun, S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU d Nov 2. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8754100; Fairmont.com
in the 2013 Hawaiian Journal of History and her presentation will include a 1969 audio interview of Aholo. There will be a talk-story session and book signing after. Hawaiian food and drinks will be available for purchase. Parking available at Maui Architectural Group. Call to RSVP. Free. 4-8pm. Bailey House Museum (2375A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326. LAS FINE ART FAIR - Sat, Nov 1 - Sun, Nov 2. You will discover some of Maui’s most talented fine artists. Enjoy live music and check out paintings, ceramics, photography, glass art, wood carvings, jewelry, baskets and more! Free. 9am-5pm. Banyan Tree Park (Lahaina), Lahainaarts.com VICTORIA WUNDRAM - Tue, Nov 4. Victoria is a watercolor artist and will be displaying some of her pieces and demonstrating some of her techniques. Free. 10am-2pm. Banyan Tree Park (Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com
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BRYAN POLAND DEBRIS Wed, Nov 5. Meet and greet mix mixed media artist Bryan P Poland Debris. He will be w working his magic on some of his pieces. Free. 10am-2pm. Banyan Tree Park (Lahaina); 808-6610111; Lahainaarts.com
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OPULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS - Every Sun me for & Mon. Book ahead of time nt. Sixteen this fabulous weekly event. people maximum will enjoy three awardwinning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5-5:45pm. For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali).
ART HE MOKU POINA ‘OLE, AN ISLAND NOT FORGOTTEN - Oct 10 - Nov 3. An exhibition of photographs captured during the critical moment when the U.S. government returned Kaho‘olawe to the people of Hawaii 20 years ago. Featuring pieces by three of Hawaii’s most acclaimed photographers, Wayne Levin, Franco Salmoiraghi and David Ulrich, as well as archaeologist/writer Rowland Reeve. Kaho‘olawe Island Reserve Commission (811 Kolu St., Wailuku); 808-243-5020; Kahoolawe.hawaii.gov MODERN TWIST: CONTEMPORARY JAPANESE BAMBOO ART - Oct 30-Dec 20. This international traveling museum exhibition brings together 17 master bamboo artists from Japan with works that display the highest level of material knowledge and skill, transformed into imaginatively crafted sculptural art. Tue-Sun. 10am-5pm. Free. Schaefer International Gallery. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org RELATIONSHIPS AND COLLABORATIONS - Thu, Oct 30 - Wed, Dec 3. A select group of artists has been invited to collaborate and create some unique works of art. MonSun, 10:30am-5pm. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com LYDIA AHOLO - Sat, Nov 1. The Maui Historical Society is proud to host author Dr. Sandra Bonura’s exciting presentation on Lydia Kaonohiponiponiokalani Aholo, the hanai daughter of Queen Liluokalani. Bonura’s work on Aholo was featured
Banyan Tree Park (Lahaina); 808-661-0 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com MIXED PLATE: A THEMED EXHIBITION - Through Nov. 14. The Hui invites the community to explore the “mixed plate” of Hawaii’s multiculturalism. Artists are encouraged to investigate the relationships within and among Hawai’’s ethnic groups and how they combine to create a diverse cultural heritage. Mon-Sat, 10am-4pm. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; Islandartparty.com
TICKETS ON SALE MADE IN MAUI FESTIVAL - Sat, Nov 8. More than 130 vendors will offer a wide variety of madein-Maui County products, including foods, produce, art, crafts, jewelry, fashion, gifts, collectibles and more; plus demonstrations and food trucks. Admission is $3, children 12 and under are free. The festival is co-presented by the Mayor’s Office of Economic Development and the Maui Chamber of Commerce. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Madeinmauicountyfestival.com AMY & WILLIE K - Sat, Nov 8. Two of Hawaii’s favorite musical luminaries, together again! Amy Hanaiali‘i and Willie Kahaiali‘i, recipients of multiple Na Hoku Hanohano Awards. Each is an amazing vocalist; together they are astounding. This concert marks a long-awaited reunion event and is a not-to-be missed experience. Tickets are $12, $28, $40, and $55. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ARISE: A MUSIC & FILM BENEFIT - Sun, Nov 9. The Arise: Music & Film Benefit event begins in the courtyard at 3:30pm with mental health wellness speakers, a silent auction and free live mu-
sic with Soul Kitchen, Simply Twisted with Jamie Gallo, The Kittinger Jump, Steve Zuwala and The Deadlies, with MC China Leforge. At 7pm in Castle Theater, enjoy the beautiful Hawaiian music of Keola Beamer and Kumu Hula Moanalani Beamer in concert, followed by the world premiere screening of The Quietest Place on Earth, directed by Tom Vendetti. Tickets are $25. 3:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org BANDALOOP - Sun, Nov 16. A pioneer in vertical performance, BANDALOOP seamlessly weaves dynamic physicality, intricate choreography and the art of climbing. BANDALOOP performs in theaters, museums, in atriums and convention halls, skyscrapers, bridges, billboards, historical sites and even on cliffs. For more information, visit Bandaloop.org. Tickets are $12, $35, $45, and $65. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘LEGEND OF KO‘OLAU’ - Sun, Nov 23. By Gary T. Kubota, this historical drama is about the life of Kaluaiko‘olau, Hawaiian cowboy and outlaw. In this one-man play, a courageous story unfolds about a Hawaiian family on Kauai fighting for their rights amidst the chaos and loss of Hawaiian sovereignty in 1893. This encore performance features a new lead actor, Moronai Kanekoa, who grew up on Maui and currently works in Los Angeles as a theater and film actor. Tickets are $28, half-price for children. 3pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HARPS & HORNS- Sun, Nov 23. Early Music Maui Presents “Harps & Horns” Celebrate the Thanksgiving and Christmas season with the sound of harps, horns and voice! The Festival of Harps is back in concert with the Maui Community Band and the Maui Madrigale. Hear the delightful sounds of six harps with voices, concert band and guest soloists as they perform music specially arranged for this unique combination. Directed by Ginny Morgan, Lisa Owen and Cameron Keys. The Madrigale Group will perform in the courtyard before the show. Show starts at 3pm. Tickets are $25 general, $15 seniors and $7.50 for students. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI CHORAL ARTS-WE NEED A LITTLE CHRISTMAS - Nov 29-30. Maui Choral Arts Association Presents “We Need A Little Christmas.” Join Artistic Director Gary Shin-Leavitt and special guest conductor Vania Jerome as Maui Choral Arts returns with their exciting annual holiday concert. This exceptional chorus of over 75 singers, accompanied by pianist Lotus Dancer, kicks off your holiday season with classic songs. Nov. 29 show starts at 7:30pm, Nov. 30 show starts at 3pm. Tickets are $30 adults, $15 students w/ID, kids 18 and under free. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org DANIEL TOSH AKA TOSH.0 - Sun, Nov 30. Two Showtimes! Live Nation presents Daniel Tosh, star of his own Comedy Central series Tosh.0. This topical weekly series features Tosh’s razor-sharp humor and biting commentary as he delves into all aspects of the internet, from absolutely absurd to incredibly ingenious. Advisory: This show has adult content and language. 7pm and 9:30pm. Tickets are $55. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org
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to understand they are not alone in their struggles. Free. 6pm-7pm. Kihei Youth Center (131 S Kihei Rd.); 808-283-2825, Boystomen.org FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com
FRIDAY, OCT 31 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closedtoe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm. Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org
MON- Monday Movie Madness, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/ DJ Jumpin’ Jones 10pm, WED- Wine Down Wed w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm
Day of the Dead Masquerade Ball 10pm, $20
Private Party
Mana’o Hana Hou Radio’s UpCountry Acoustic Sundays, 2pm $7 donation
WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am
Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm no cover!
T-Rx Halloween Night w/ Iyeoka, Taimane Gardner & Quadraphonix w/ DJ Boomshot, 9pm
No Music tonight, saloon is open
NFL Sunday Ticket!
MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm, TUE - Tex Mex Tuesday w/ Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30, WED- Andrew Corradini 6:30pm
Will Hartzag time tba
Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover
Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover
Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover
MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips
Gomega presents The Network, 10pm
Halloween Bash w/DJ, 9pm
DJ Laura, 9pm
NFL Gina Martinelli, 6pm
MON- NFL 2:30pm, TUE-Pool League, WED-Pool Tournament
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Halloween House Shakers w/ Gretchen Rhodes
Ryan Robinson Duo
Jazz Brunch, 1-4pm PM-Rick G
MON- Rick G, TUE- Mark Johnstone, WED-Ryan Robinson
Dominic 4-8pm, Second Life, 9-close
Rick G 4-8pm, Dat Guys, 9-close
Ryan Robinson 4-8pm, Hi Lytes, e 9-close
NFL/ Karaoke Industry Night
MON Karaoke 8-close, TUE- Rick G 4pm, WED-Rick G 4pm & Open Mic 9-close
Halloweeen!! DJ’s Murf, Benjamin Jay & Andrew Dana, $300 in prizes for best costume!!
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700
Comedown Sunday w/ DJ, 10pm
The Erotic Event- Olelo Manawa Poetry Slam, 9pm, $10 cover
HARD ROCK CAFE ISANA
Le Grind w/ DJ Blast, 10pm
Night of The Living Dread w/ Marty Dread, 10pm, $10 cover
CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL CASANOVA
Bewitched! Annual Halloween Bash w/DJ Blast 10pm, co cover
MON-Kaliko’s Way 10pm, TUE-Elvis of Burnin’ Love 6:30pm, WED-Evan Shulman, 7:30 pm
Karaoke 9pm
Karaoke 9pm
Karaoke 9pm
Cole Sulenta
Mel Aruza, 7pm
Rick Glencross, 7pm
Gru, his girls and the minions return when the “Anti-Villain League” recruits Gru to deal with a new super criminal. Arrive early for live music by Aidan James, door prizes and keiki friendly activities. Bring blankets and chairs. Dinner is available for purchase. Free. 5pm gates open, 6:30 pm movie begins. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org
SUNDAY, NOV 2 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com
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MONDAY, NOV 3
MALAMA AINA RECYCLING EVENT - Residents will have the convenience of dropping off their unwanted items for reuse, recycling, or proper disposal by MMN’s partner organizations. All Maui residents are welcome to participate items will only be accepted during event hours. Free. 9am-1pm. Hope Chapel (300 E. Welakahao Rd., Kihei); 808-877-2524; Cwdhawaii.org
VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1.; Volunteersonvacation.org
‘DESPICABLE ME 2’ - The MACC’s Starry Night Cinema presents Despicable Me 2 this Saturday.
FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the
TUESDAY, NOV 4
WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm
“gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120
WEDNESDAY, NOV 5 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com MAUI BUSINESS LEADERS - Non-competing business owners’ group with the purpose of enhancing one another’s business. Share best practices, lend and ask for advice, share ideas, networking. No cost to attend, no ongoing dues. Pay only for your lunch. Call to RSVP, business owners only. 12pm. Kono’s on The Green (1345 Piilani Hwy., Kihei), 808-446-0677. GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com
FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am.
MON- Mark Smeltzer, TUE-Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, WED-Fulton Teshombe
Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love Market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com. ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm. Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana). KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon). Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm. Kula Country Farms, (Kula Highway at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail. com. Free. 11am-2pm. Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156
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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
Kawika’s Krew
Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover
Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover
Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover
MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm
1810’ 6:30pm
Happy Halloween!!
1810’ 8-10pm
Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm
MON -Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555
LAHAINA SPORTS BAR
MON-Trivia 7-9pm
843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655
L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE
Free Karaoke All Day!
1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
LONGHI’S LAHAINA LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051
MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400
MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618
FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm. Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com. HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm. Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana). FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu. FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm. Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com. LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods. 8:30am-11:00am. (95 Lipoa St., Kihei). MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am-1pm. Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; Mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm. Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; Visitlahaina.com.
Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 6:30-9:30pm, no cover
TBA
888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
Live Music 10pm
Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover
Ignite Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & Kamikaze, 10pm
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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)
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MON- S.I.N. 50% off, 10pm, TUE-DJ Big Mike 10pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm
COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.
JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787.
DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Wed, Danyell 3-5pm, Puhi K6 6-8:30pm; Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Henry Kapono (June 6 only) 5-7pm, Damon & Tim 6-8pm; Sat, Danyell 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.
KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.
FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888
FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Mon, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.
KARAOKE - Every Wed. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808
HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri & Wed, Evan Shulman 8pm; Mon, Kaliko’s Way 10pm; Tue, Elvis Burnin’ Love 6:30pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.
KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com
HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali‘i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.
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KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu & Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Every Tue & Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Every Wed & Fri, Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.
JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Mando Kane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.
LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700. LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655 LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495. LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200. LONGHI’S LAHAINA - Fri, DJ Swamp 9:30pm1:30am; Every Sun, Two Cats 7-9:30pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288 LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400. OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200. PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200. PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.
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Halloween w/ Lawaia & Fish Tank, , 9pm
100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
RITA’S 1945 S.Kihei Rd. 214-5788
SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444
STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380
THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133
TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052
WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351
PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881. RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889. RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815. SANGRITA GRILL + CANTINA- Every Wed 5:30-7:30pm, and Final Friday Fiesta with live Flamenco music by Indio & Avion on the last Friday of every month 6:30-8:30pm. The Fairway Shops Ka’anapali. (2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina); 808-6626000; www.SangritaGrill.com SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Tue & Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Sat, Jason Ho 7-9pm; (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500. THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:30-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8025. UMALU - Sun, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; Mon, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Tue, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Wed, Kawika Ortiz 5-9:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.
SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA MARTINI LOUNGE - Thu, DJ TRVR 10pm; Fri, DJ Blast 10pm; Sat, DJ Blast 10pm; Sun, DJ 10pm; Tue, DJ Jumpin Jones 10pm; Wed, DJ Firefly 10pm; (1913 South Kihei Rd, Kihei); 808-891-1011. BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286. CAPISCHE? - Fri, Mark Johnstone
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Steve Craig 3-6pm, Steve Sargenti, 6:309:30pm
MON- Steve Craig 6:30pm, TUE-Country Western Night w/ Sargenti Hall Band 6:30pm, WED- Beatles Review w/Steve Craig, 6:30pm
Tom Conway 4-6pm, DJ LX 10pm
Viva La Rumba 4-6pm, Kanoa 10pm
MON - Kanoa 4pm & DJ Big Mike SIN 10pm, TUE - Steve Mantelli 4pm & DJ Salvo10pm, WED-Natalie Nichole 4pm & Ladies Night 10pm
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Each astrological sign is a sort of reaction to the one preceding it. Thus, in many ways, they’re like opposites. But because they’ve just been there, each tribe has a pretty good understanding of the one before theirs on that good old cosmic wheel. This is why your chief allies can be found among the Sagittarian tribe this week; they thoroughly understand what you’re up to, and they approve–for once. Although your methods differ, your potential to complement each other and be teammates is tremendous at the moment. They get you, and you respect them. It’s a brilliant combo. Try it. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
You Sagittarians are at your best when you manage to adhere to a strict moral code. But requiring or expecting the same for those around you only brings out the worst in you. Very few can keep up with your degree of honor and honesty; judging the masses who fall short, despite their best efforts, only deprives you of their entertaining, fun, and often educational company, and them of your brilliance and stunning example. Get the equation? Judge others from a place of righteousness, and you beget a lose-lose situation. Live and let live, however, is a win-win all the way.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
Voting was one great way to make your voice heard and try to shape the world you live in (I hope you did). But this week will present several opportunities to do more of the same. Not bothering is like saying, “I don’t care,” and giving those in power free license to walk all over you. Don’t be a doormat. Wasting opportunities like these is a crime against yourself. Don’t be your own mugger. Keep your wallet and your pride intact and speak up.
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What’s this? A Gemini not being understood? That’s almost unheard of. Because of your ability to see things from, and express, different perspectives, people rarely have trouble getting what you’re saying. But right now the confusion lies in your very versatility–it’s how you see an issue that’s in question, not the issue itself. The simplest solution, naturally, is rejecting one whole side of your perspective and simply and firmly committing to just one view. Screw that, though. The more complex way is laying it all out on the table. Take the time to explain, in as much detail as necessary, the big picture. If they can stay with you from start to finish, you’ll have earned yourself a staunch and superb new ally. If they lack that kind of patience, well, screw ‘em.
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I’m about to finish another immense book. After over a thousand pages of text, I find myself, incongruously, slowing down–I’m reluctant for this long journey to be over. You, too, are ironically down-shifting as you approach the finish line, for similar reasons. But unlike me, you’re actually in a kind of race, and losing momentum now could be disastrous. Kick it back into high gear, my dear. The race will end at the same time whether you go fast or slow, so wouldn’t you rather be in first place than last? AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
You won’t be cut any slack. You won’t receive the benefit of any doubts. What you will get, however, you’ll have worked for, hard, and earned, righteously. Let this enhance your enjoyment of the many pleasures this week will nevertheless offer, instead of highlighting the handful of opportunities you missed out on. Don’t feel too sorry for yourself for not being luckier, or subject to lower standards. Them’s the breaks. Could it possibly help to learn that most of those you know consider you quite lucky, and would switch places with you in a flash? Perhaps when you realize how many people are dying to get into your supposedly unlucky shoes, you’ll appreciate standing in them yourself. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
People are constantly clamoring for you to commit. They don’t get that simple decisions in their world are immensely complex ones in yours. Consequently, they get frustrated as you debate and dither and decide for hours, days, or weeks at a time, and even more annoyed when you change your mind ten minutes after your “final” decision. You can understand their aggravation, but it doesn’t help. Luckily, this week’s astrological influences will help, allowing you to be more decisive, direct, and dominant than usual. Take advantage, and give these guys what they’ve been asking for, and then some. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
You feel like the center of the universe at the moment, and with good reason; you’re at least the focal point of your own metaphorical solar system. But don’t be alarmed when the orbits of some of the planets rotating around you start to decay this week. These gassy giants and magma-cored satellites are still (mostly) under your charming sway. They’ve just responded to the passage of a wandering comet, in the form of another charismatic character. His or her minor gravity can’t possibly threaten your brilliance, ultimately, only steer one or two of your most intimate buddies temporarily off-course. Resist the urge to tyrannically rein them back in; let your wandering peeps come back on their own. They will.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
Mirror, mirror, on the wall... Perversely, when you don’t like someone, nine times out of ten, it’s because they remind you of something you dislike in yourself. It’s distasteful looking at this negatively distorted reflection, so you understandably shy away in horror and revulsion. The problem is, you often fail to notice how much this awful person is actually, terrifyingly, just like you. The cure for this animosity towards them is a little much-needed, long-overdue self-acceptance. Be kinder to yourself; you’ll end up being kinder to those poor fellows who probably need a little compassion. Or vice versa: You could start with being gentle with them and end up being much more gentle with yourself. Either way you work it, it works both ways. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)
Thank goodness the sun has moved out of that diplomatic and overly careful sign, Libra, and ventured into the badass, no-holds-barred, wild frontier territory of Scorpio. That’s much more your style; weirdly enough–even though you’re coming from quite different places–on the surface, members of the Leo and Scorpio tribes can appear very similar. Thus you ought to feel right at home over the next few weeks. This, besides being quite pleasant and intoxicating on its own, has the thrilling side benefit of making you much more attractive to those around you. I won’t counsel you not to take advantage of this. In fact, I’d be quite disappointed if you didn’t.
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You might as well be the family dog this week. You’re just as wordlessly subject to the moods and whims of the people around you, especially those you live with. Before you start passive-aggressively shitting in the corners instead of bringing up what’s bugging you, I wanted to mention that this week is better than most for raising (and resolving) conflicts, without falling into the trap of aggravating them. Ditch the leash-tugging and the puppy-dog eyes. They’re not working. Open your mouth and speak. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
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Think Maui is only famous for producing surfers and baseball players? Become a fan of the little-known gymnastics scene and support our local athletes who continue to make names for themselves! Valley Isle Gymnastics 250 Alamaha • Suite N3 Kahului • 871-6116 valleyislegymnastics.com www.Facebook.com/TeamVIG
FREE PAP SMEARS & MAMMOGRAMS HUI NO KE OLA PONO (BCCCP) is currently serving women who do not have medical insurance
Women must meet the eligibility requirements for the Breast & Cervical Cancer Control Program
40-64 years old Maui county resident Have a social security number Meet income criteria U.S. citizen
Call for more information 442-6856
MEDICAL USE of MARIJUANA
HUI NO KE OLA PONO ANNOUNCES Imi Ola Hou Clinic is open to new patients Accepting Medicaid, Medicare, private insurance and sliding fee for uninsured SERVICES: • Comprehensive, quality general medical care for adolescents and adults • Sports, PUC and work physicals • Women’s health services • Age appropriate preventative care Providers: HEATHER HAYNES MD-Board certified Internal Medicine
NOEL WITHERS
APRN-Board Certified Nurse Practitioner
Hours: Monday-Friday 8:00am - 5:00pm Contact Pua at 442-6856 for an appointment
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Cancer, HIV/AIDS, Severe Pain, Severe Nausea, Glaucoma, Seizures, Severe Muscle Spasms, Asthma, Severe Cramping
MEDICAL MARIJUANA INITIAL CERTIFICATION $200 RENEWALS $150 • ALL FEES INCLUDED
THIS SPACE COULD BE YOURS!
New and Renewals $100
NEW LOCATION:
FOR AS LITTLE AS
CERTIFICATES & RE-CERTIFICATION The Office of
MATTHEW BRITTAIN, LCSW Coordinating M.D. Services for the Medical use of Marijuana QUALIFYING MEDICAL CONDITIONS INCLUDE: (but are not limited to)
Plus the $25 money order for the State fee Patients with no insurance, KAISER, HMA, HMAA, mainland insurance or VA pay $25 more.
Please call Matthew at our Main Office in Hilo at
(808)934-7566
$115/WEEK
IN THE
KAHULUI TRADE CENTER 355 HUKILIKE ST, STE. 210A KAHULUI, MAUI 96732
CALL BRAD AT 283-3260 OR TOMMY AT 283-0512 TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT
We are not a dispensary. Offering monthly clinics on Maui. We are not State of Hawaii employees or contractors.
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