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ANGRY BECAUSE WE NEVER RUN LETTERS You have to be feebleminded or incredibly stupid not to realized that the Federal Court Judge assigned to the Maui case is the same Judge who just held the Kauai case violated the preemption laws. Once a higher political entity covers a subject matter, any further attempt by a lower political entity can’t take jurisdictional [sic] of this matter. Too bad SHAKA didn’t have to post all expenses that Maui County will have to spend to their causes in the Federal Court case, not necessarily the State court cases because the Maui Counsel can handle those without hiring outside Attys. All attempts by the County jurisdictions in Hawaii State to monitor GMO matters is going to be self defeating. Why don’t your writers tell the public about this matter in this way? Are you part of the feeble minded and incredibly stupid portions that live in our County? Or are there other reasons hidden in the catacombs of your paper? Why don’t you print letters to
the editor like other legitimate periodicals do? The Maui News prints letters to the editors exactly as sent to them. Excellent on their part. Look at what happened to Big Island GMO Law. Too bad you didn’t have guts enough to get out in front of the coming story. Its [sic] the same old story. Maui can afford the Federal Atty special counsel fees to see this Maui GMO fail[.] Get a little backbone in some of your stories. Just don’t recycle someone else [sic] ‘story.. Your original thoughts are welcomed in my reading of your weekly rag. -Bill Blietz, via email
JUST HATES I’m a local Hawaiian guy, born and raised in Hawaii. The cartoon by Andrew Miller [Drew Toonz, Nov. 26, 2014] is not funny, not cool, about the Drew Toonz in Paia, the sugar cane. You guys gotta realize something–we’d rather have the sugar cane than way more people, especially the haoles, coming over here and plugging up our place. Remember now, you guys are guests here, okay? You guys are not Hawaiian. Remember that, guys. You guys better be mindful of that kine stuff. We don’t have to wanna go protest for this kine stuff, okay? So be careful of that kind of stuff you guys print. That’s not nice. -Anonymous via voicemail
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future “leaders” he says don’t exist. And far from being “in hiding,” they’re actually out in public–some even in elected office! But then he’d actually be conducting a real search, rather than just regurgitating his own lazy biases and conclusions. Seriously, it took me the whole of five minutes to come up with this list of individuals I believe meet the standards to be called a “leader” (there are many, many more out there, but I had other things to do that day): • Tulsi Gabbard, 33. Democratic US Representative for Hawaii’s 2nd District. Captain in the Hawaii National Guard. Iraq War veteran. • DeRay McKesson, 29. Teach for America alum. Former New York City math teacher. Founder/co-editor of Ferguson Protester Newsletter. His live-Tweeting of the protests in Ferguson, Missouri (@Deray on Twitter) is electrifying and inspiring. PHOTO BY BROCKEN INAGLORY/ WIKIMEDIA COMMONS
Man, now is just not a good time to be a coral reef. I mean, it’s never really easy. We think of corals as being rock-like, but they’re actually anything but. A Nov. 28 news release from the University of Hawaii breaks down coral’s precarious existence rather elegantly: “Coral reefs persist in a balance between reef construction and reef breakdown,” stated the news release. “As corals grow, they construct the complex calcium carbonate framework that provides habitat for fish and other reef organisms. Simultaneously, bioeroders, such as parrotfish and boring marine worms, break down the reef structure into rubble and the sand that nourishes our beaches. For reefs to persist, rates of reef construction must exceed reef breakdown.” Any change in that balance threatens their existence. Back in November 2013, researchers from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and the University of Hawaii announced that their data showed that the very traits that make corals so abundant may also put them at a disadvantage when having to deal with changes in ocean chemistry caused by climate change. As levels of carbon dioxide rise in our atmosphere, the ocean’s acidity (pH) increases. Until recently, researchers just thought that increased acidity spelled doom for species like coral. But now, according to that Nov. 28 UH news release, even a lowering of our ocean’s pH level can be catastrophic for coral: Researchers with the university’s Hawaii Institute of Marine Biology (HIMB) began by using small blocks of dead coral skeleton (called “bioerosion blocks”). Their experiment involved placing these blocks on coral reefs for a year: “The researchers placed the bioerosion blocks along a 100-foot transect on shallow coral reef in Kane‘ohe Bay, taking advantage of natural variability of pH in coastal reefs,” stated the Nov. 28 UH news release. “The study compared the influence of pH, resource availability, temperature, distance from shore, and depth on accretion-erosion balance. Among all measured
variables, pH was the strongest predictor of accretion-erosion. Reefs shifted towards higher rates of erosion in more acidic water – a condition that will become increasingly common over the next century of climate change.” Using high-resolution CT scans, the researchers were able to study accretion and erosion in the blocks in minute detail. Their findings don’t bode well for the species. “It was surprising to discover that smallscale changes in the environment can influence ecosystem-level reef processes,” said Nyssa Silbiger, the lead study author and a doctoral candidate at the HIMB, in the news release. “We saw changes in pH on the order of meters and those small pH changes drove the patterns in reef accretion-erosion.”
“The sorrow we feel for the young of the day is they believe their parents’–and grandparents’–accomplishments are now their rights,” he lectures. “They are more comfortable arguing for their inheritance than working for their future–and fighting for a better life for their children.” Sigh. No evidence, no quotes, no names. Just the hackneyed voice of an oldster bashing youth with a hammer etched with that damning “they.” Without a shred of evidence, he’s saying kids today don’t measure up to people like Harry Truman or Dwight Eisenhower (both mentioned favorably in the editorial, though both were too old to be in the “Greatest Generation”). “Where are the leaders–and the followers– who will pick up the mantle of post World War II optimism and build a better America for the 21st century?” the op-ed asks at the
CRANKY MAUI NEWS DENOUNCES YOUTH If young people still read newspapers, they might be insulted by the Dec. 1 staff editorial in The Maui News. “There are not many times we feel sorry for the young,” the editorial, titled “The search for leaders,” begins. After a lazy start slobbering over the virtues of the “Greatest Generation” and how they “won the Second World War” (tell that to the Russians), the editorial somehow becomes even lazier as the cranky writer (that would be Editor and Publisher Joe Bradley) does the journalistic equivalent of yelling at the kids to get off his lawn.
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end as though Captain America is a real person. “So far, they are in hiding.” Double sigh. Will someone please get Bradley a newspaper other than The Maui News? Or, at least, a computer that's hooked up to the new-fangled Interwebs thing? Perhaps if he reads news from other organizations–some even located in Hawaii!–he might just find a few of those
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• Bao Nguyen, 34. Recently elected mayor of Garden Grove, California. Born in a Thai refugee camp, he’s the first Vietnamese-American mayor of a city with more than 100,000 residents. And that’s just what I found using the Internet. Imagine who I’d locate if I actually worked at it? Locally, we’ve also got people like state Rep. Kaniela Ing (25) and former state Senate candidate Terez Amato (37). Ing got himself elected to the Hawaii House of Representatives not long after he left graduate school and Amato, a mother of four, is an up-and-coming activist in the Maui Democratic Party. All of the above are leaders. Their methods may vary substantially from the white men who ran the U.S. in 1940s and ’50s, but they are nonetheless out there in the nation right now trying to “build a better America.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our website at: mauitimecom
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Lyday via email at Shannon.Lyday@noaa.gov; by phone at 808-725-5905; or online at Hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov. Mail completed applications to Inouye Regional Center, ATTN: NOS/HIHWNMS/Shannon Lyday, 1845 Wasp Blvd., Building 176, Honolulu, HI 96818. Oh, and in case you were wondering, NOAA is still on track to removing humpback whales from the federal list of endangered species–a move started by the group Hawaii Fisherman’s Alliance for Conservation and Tradition, which is run by Humpback Whale Sanctuary Advisory Council member Philip Fernandez. Fernandez represents fishing interests on the advisory council. -Anthony Pignataro
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application packet, please contact the Internship Program Leader, Serena Kaldi, at 808-572-4425 or atSerena_Kaldi@nps.gov. Applications and other required documents must be received by 4pm on Feb. 6, 2015. -Suzanne Kayian
For the first time, this Dec. 7 the National Park Service and U.S. Navy will be live-streaming their commemoration of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. “Prior to the start of the ceremony, Pearl Harbor survivors and WWII veterans will be interviewed and viewers will get a ‘behind the
WHALE SANCTUARY ADVISORY COUNCIL HO! Yeah, kids, the Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary wants you–to apply for their advisory council, that is. “The members of our advisory council represent an extremely important element of our community,” said Malia Chow, sanctuary superintendent, in a Nov. 26 National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) news release. “Their input, experience and expertise assist sanctuary managers in making informed and timely decisions on how best to protect and conserve our important cultural and natural resources.” The whale sanctuary council needs alternate members for the following seats: business/commerce, citizen-at-large, conservation, education, Lanai, Molokai, ocean recreation, tourism and whale watching. Those chosen will serve for two years. Applications are due Dec. 31, according to the NOAA news release. For more information, contact council coordinator Shannon
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Haleakala National Park is now accepting applications for its 2015 Imi I ka Lama Collegiate Internship Program. Students interested in natural resources careers are encouraged to apply for eight available positions in the fields of Endangered Wildlife Management, Facilities Management, Interpretation, the Kipahulu District and Visitor/Resources Protection. One team leader will also be chosen. Candidates must be available full time from June 1, 2015 to July 24, 2015; work hours will be from 7:30am to 4pm, not including travel time. Free transportation to and from the park from designated pick up sites will be provided by staff. Internship applicants will be selected through a competitive process which includes a formal application, background check, and interview. Interns are eligible to earn a living allowance of $200 per week. The team leader will earn $430 per week. Graduates of the program will be eligible to earn an AmeriCorps Education Award of $1,195 that may be applied towards any higher education costs, including tuition and student loans. Applications will be accepted from neighbor island residents, however those who don’t live on Maui must be able to secure their own housing accommodations. For more information and to obtain an
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“At 7:55 a.m., the exact moment the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor began 73 years ago, a moment of silence will be observed,” states the National Park Service news release. “A U.S. Navy ship will render honors to the USS Arizona and all Pearl Harbor survivors, and a flyover will be conducted above Pearl Harbor. The ceremony will conclude with a ‘Walk of Honor’ by Pearl Harbor Survivors and other World War II Veterans through an honor cordon of military service members and National Park Service men and women.” Closer to home, on Dec. 7 the Story of Hawaii Museum at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center in Kahului will be presenting a new exhibit titled “The Pacific Theater 1941-1945.” That exhibit will include a display on the Fourth Marine Division’s encampment in Haiku during the war. “This show picks up from last year’s exhibit, “Pearl Harbor Revisited”, a view from both sides featuring artifacts from Japan and the United States,” said Bryant Neal, curator of the museum, in a Dec. 1 news release. “At that exhibit, visitors and residents asked us ‘what part did Maui play in the war?’ This current
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scenes’ look at the ceremony,” states a Nov. 25 National Park Service news release. “Those who are unable to attend the ceremony in person will be able to watch the event in their hometown as it takes place. Online registration to view the event is required. All those interested in watching are encouraged to visit the following link to sign-up: http://bit.ly/LiveBroadcastDec7.” Of course, there will be a lot of top brass speaking at the ceremony: Paul DePrey, Superintendent, WWII Valor in the Pacific National Monument; Rear Admiral Richard Williams, Commander, Navy Region and Hawaii and Naval Surface Group Middle Pacific; and Gen. Lori J. Robinson, Commander, Pacific Air Forces. Robinson will give the keynote address. There will also be music from the Navy’s U.S. Pacific Fleet Band, a Hawaiian blessing, a cannon salute from U.S. Army soldiers, wreath presentations, echo taps and recognition of the men and women who survived the attack and those who perished.
show reveals that Maui’s participation included housing the Fourth Marine Division.” The museum is small, but maintains good exhibits on a variety of Hawaii history topics. For more information, call 808-2833576 or visit Storyofhawaiimuseum.com. For those who want perspective on an entirely different camp on Maui during the war, “The Hawaii Internees Story” exhibit is still running at the Nisei Veterans Memorial Center (NVMC) in Wailuku. The exhibit includes two “Japanese Cultural Center of Hawaii displays on internment camps in Hawaii, supplemented by stories and memorabilia about Maui camps and internees,” according to the NVMC website. That exhibit runs through Dec. 13. For more information call 808-244-6862 or visit Nvmc.org. -Anthony Pignataro ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our website at: mauitimecom
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A crash of three tractor-trailers on Interstate 24 near Chattanooga, Tennessee, on Nov. 9 left a pile-up of one truck’s load of eggs, another’s pallets of cheese, and the other’s boxes of meat.
PARROTS AND SNAKES A November story from Leigh-on-Sea, England, reported that a Senegal parrot (apparently feeling restive with its owners on holiday) managed to pick two locks on its cage and fly away. The second lock had been installed as insurance after an earlier lock-picking escape. Also, a missing African gray parrot was returned to its Torrance, California, owner in October after a hiatus– in which the parrot had learned to speak Spanish. On the other hand, a hungry fivefoot-long black rat snake in Verona, Pennsylvania, had to be saved by surgery after it failed to distinguish between chicken eggs in a coop (tasty) and a nearby ceramic egg (life-threatening organ failure).
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Comprehensive Pentagon studies of America’s nuclear missile infrastructure released in November (following disturbing reports of readiness failures) included the revelation that nuclear warheads had to be attached with a particular wrench, even though the Air Force owned only one with which to service 450 missiles housed at three bases. Consequently, one official told The New York Times, “They started FedExing the one tool” back and forth. No one had checked in years, he said, “to see if new tools were being made”–typical of maintenance problems that had “been around so long that no one reported them anymore.”
London’s Daily Telegraph reported in November that a gardener hired by the House of Commons had spent a day pulling colorchanging leaves from trees on the Westminster Palace grounds–because it would be more cost-effective than to rake them up after they fell. The gardener (whose name sounds right out of a James Bond adventure– ”Annabel Honeybun”) said she had 145 trees to service. A local environmentalist lamented denying autumn visitors “one of the few pleasures at this time of year.”
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currently festering in drug-cartel-roiled Mexico and Central America and is, according to Vice Media, “the world’s fastest growing” religion. “Saint Death” first appeared only 12 years ago, in the Mexico City barrio of Tepito, and is now a first line of protection for worshippers in danger zones. (Almost 80,000 Mexicans have been killed in drug-related violence since 2006,Vice reported.) Said an author who has studied the religion, “People feel more comfortable asking (Santa Muerte) for favors they probably shouldn’t ask a Catholic saint for.”
“Santa Muerte” (Our Lady of the Holy Death) might be described as a cynic’s unauthorized byproduct of Roman Catholicism
One of the questions offered in testing by the Charlotte-Mecklenburg (North Carolina) school district for high school biology in November sought students’ understanding of dominant and recessive genes with this puzzle: “LaShamanda has a heterozygous big bootie, the dominant trait. Her man Fontavius has a small bootie which is recessive. They get married and have a baby named LaPrincess. What is the probability that LaPrincess will inherit her mama’s big bootie?” Charlotte TV station WBTV was unable to confirm that the school system created the question, even though the question was apparently distributed with other system materials.
CRY FOR HELP Mr. Jenya Bolotov, 26, a Russian, became an Internet sensation in November (on Facebook,YouTube and several news sites) by releasing photographs showing a sevenyear obsession with modifying his face to resemble that of a platypus. He has stretched eight parts of his face to effect a duck-billed look, with holes on the sides of his nostrils and plugs extending his lips. “I can eat, talk and speak on the phone like everyone else,” he insisted, but is happier now that he can “live differently.” Some Internet commenters complained that, while Bolotov’s face is certainly “creepy,” they cannot quite conjure up “platypus” from the look. ■
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Stream Down The drama found on Akaku, Maui’s public access cable station, is nothing compared to what’s going on behind the cameras. By Anthony Pignataro
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or the people who provide public access cable television in Maui County, their whole reason for being is speaking out. “Empowering the community’s voice through access to media”–that’s the motto of Akaku, which runs local cable channels 53, 54 and 55 for the community. That means the station airs programming that’s often at odds with the messages crafted by the county’s government officials, corporations and establishment. Controversy is something Akaku has embraced for pretty much its entire two-decade history. So there’s a good deal of irony wrapped up in the manner in which the station is treating Shawn Michael, a 13-year employee who’s served the last two years as Akaku’s Programming Director. On or about Oct. 20, Akaku CEO Jay April placed Michael on probation. The reason, according to Michael, is that Michael committed “insubordination” by telling April he didn’t want go to a private morning meeting with April, but preferred a general staff meeting. According to Michael, this angered April, who then placed him on probation when Michael showed up to the meeting. A week later, Michael appeared at the Oct. 28 Akaku Board Meeting. Michael then read a long statement to the board, a copy of which I obtained. In the statement, Michael told the board he’d been placed on probation, then went on to call Akaku a “hostile work environment.” He also laid
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blame for the environment on April. “Akaku suffers from an atmosphere and culture of bullying, harassment, incompetence, hostility and nepotism,” Michael told the board. “Why can we not have a performance review ordered of the CEO after all these years of him collecting an approximate six figure salary from the community? Why can we not have the board investigate allegations of harassment, intimidation and bullying of employees?” Michael said that the work environment was causing him a long list of problems: fear, stress, emotional exhaustion, panic attacks, sleep disruption, mood swings, loss of concentration, sadness, headaches, irritable bowel disorder and chronic fatigue syndrome. “I have these symptoms,” Michael told the board. “Every single one. This is not a game.” He added that April had forbidden him from talking to anyone about his probation, then went on to read from an email April had sent him. “Please keep this controversy under your hat,” April emailed Michael, according to Michael’s testimony. “Dissension and misunderstanding in the ranks is never a good thing and it is a problem with your help I am confident we will resolve.” Michael also called upon the Board Chairman–Gene Zarro–and April to resign. Failing that, he called on the board to relieve April of his “power to hire and fire and make financial transactions as CEO” until the board could look into his allegations.
“Now that the cat is out [of] the bag and aired openly I see [no] way to turn back now,” Michael concluded, according to a written copy of his testimony. “Some serious decisions need to be made about how to best fulfill Akaku’s mission to serve the interests of the community.” The board didn’t act openly on Michael’s allegations that day, though Michael said they did go into executive session. But the next day, April emailed Michael. “Since you were unable to comply with our agreed upon conditions of employment outlined in my October 20, 2014 memorandum I have placed you on Administrative Leave with pay for a period of two weeks,” April said in the email, a copy of which I obtained. “The Board has designated a committee to review the allegations you have brought before it and will make a determination as to their merits or lack thereof as soon as the review can be completed.” April then warned Michael against being “disruptive during this process,” and said that he would no longer be able to access Akaku programming or email. Though the board apparently set up an investigation committee to look into Michael’s charges, April terminated Michael two weeks after he placed him on administrative leave. According to Michael, he maintained a clean employment record at the station, and the termination was retaliation for his speaking out against April and to the Board.
This was not an easy story to report. Akaku, one of the last indepdent media organizations left on Maui, is an old friend of MauiTime. We run ads for the station in our issues and have shared resources on election nights. Back in 2008, we called the station the “pirates of public access.” At the time, then-editor Jacob Shafer quoted April as comparing media access to a city, with community access being the park–an apt metaphor that explains just how important a station like Akaku can be to the larger community. “Anything can happen in the park,” April said in the Oct. 2, 2008 story. “Someone might get up and deliver the Gettysburg address; someone else might piss in the bushes. But either way, you need the park.” But April refused to comment for this story. “We don’t comment on internal or personnel affairs,” he told me. Board Chairman Gene Zarro didn’t return a call for comment. Akaku is a nonprofit organization that first incorporated in 1992 (its nonprofit status was confirmed two years later). It draws a substantial portion of its funds from the local cable company, made possible through the 1984 Federal Communications Act. “Akaku: Maui Community Media is designated by the Hawaii Department of Commerce and Consumer Affairs (DCCA) to
before the Akaku board bears this out. When Michael first hired onto Akaku, Sean McLaughlin was the president and CEO. “He had rules for staff back then that seemed counter-intuitive to me,” Michael told the board. “There were rules against staff producing and covering things just because we wanted to. Everything had to be accounted for–there was not the ‘Commercial Network TV’ model like we are operating under today.” McLaughlin’s philosophy, as Michael saw it and took to heart, was that Akaku was simply a place for the community to bring their voices. It had no voice of its own. But in 2005, the Akaku board fired McLaughlin–the result of a involved series of actions and controversies too convoluted to go into here (dramatic terminations are nothing new for the station). The station didn’t quiet down until early 2007 when April–who had been a member of the board–took over as president and CEO. There’s no question April came to the station’s leadership with a lot of television experience. “Mr. April is a television producer, director, video journalist and artist whose work has been featured on many national networks and won awards from film festivals worldwide,” states the Akaku website. “Credits include special correspondent to CNN’s Environmental Unit, the TODAY Show on NBC and the much acclaimed PBS series, The 90s. He was responsible for the successful start up of E! Entertainment Television as a founding producer, and he has produced, directed, written and shot hundreds of television segments and commercial spots in a variety of genres. His documentaries about ecology and American culture have been called, ‘prolific and passionate’ by The Wall Street Journal, ‘poi-
SHAWN MICHAEL provide Public, Education and Government Access (PEG) for Maui County,” states the station’s website (akaku.org). “Akaku recieves [sic] it[s] funding, in part, from the local cable franchisee, Oceanic Time Warner Cable. Akaku: Maui Community Media operates as a non-profit 501(c)3 community organization that provides education, classes, training, workshops, editing, field and studio facilities for the Maui County residents to express its right to free speech through public access to the media.” Though Michael and two other former Akaku staffers I spoke with were highly critical of Akaku’s office environment (all three used the word “hostile” to describe working conditions there), they were all highly supportive of the station’s mission. “I love Akaku,” one of these former employees told me. “I was good at my job and still miss it.” Another former employee spoke highly of April’s dedication to that mission. “I shared his passion for free speech,” the former employee told me (though they no longer work at the station, neither former staffer felt secure enough to speak out publicly; both also agreed that the station was every bit as stressful as Michael testified to the Akaku board). Akaku is best known for broadcasting Maui County Council hearings (the full council as well as its various committees). But they also broadcast a wide range of public affairs and education programming.
will call to attend the July 15 or July 17 hearings or to submit written comments by July 25 to DCCA [Department of Commerce and Consumer Affairs]. If I do not receive these by the end of today, consider yourself volunteering not to work here anymore. If you have a problem with this request come and tell me why.” That apparently wasn’t the only time April spoke loosely to employees about sacking them if they didn’t do as he asked. Michael told the Akaku board during his testimony that his getting placed on probation happened after receiving a voicemail from April “that I can consider myself no longer employed at Akaku if I didn’t attend a 9am meeting in private with him the next morning.” But Michael’s charges of hostility and “bullying” went far beyond April’s email style. “We as staff last year already were required to attend sensitivity training with the CEO present,” Michael told the board. “He cracked jokes most of the time and excused his chaotic behavior, yelling and cussing as ‘part of the culture’ of this industry. Is that part of Board of Akaku’s culture to allow staff to be treated like that? He was informed that that [sic] behavior was inappropriate, he disagreed and compared our office to a movie studio lot where certain forms of aggressive and inappropriate behavior are just part of the culture. That meeting was videotaped, I have no need to make things up.” Since April’s taking over the station, the makeup of the Akaku board and staff has almost completely changed. Indeed, until his termination Michael was the station’s most senior member. What happens next isn’t clear. Though April terminated Michael (who says his
‘‘I fear the longer the CEO and the Board Chairman wait to resign and the longer the board delays to take action against him the uglier it will get.’’ On election night, candidates flock to Akaku for interviews. At a time of declining media of all types, nationally and locally, Akaku provides a vital point of access for any and all members of the community. According to Michael, that’s what first brought him to the station more than a dozen years ago. “I came to Akaku as a fan of public access TV and Akaku specifically in 2002 to apply for a job opening to work at the front desk,” Michael said in his testimony before the Akaku board. “During my interview I alluded to the fact that I actually watch the County Council and public meetings and enjoy them. I was immediately hired to work the ‘Special Projects’ production department at the time.” Other than April, I was only able to reach one current member of the Akaku staff. That person, who also requested anonymity, said Michael had been unhappy at the station for “a long time” and that his problems stemmed from a “philosophical difference” between Michael and April. Michael’s own testimony
gnant’ by the LA Weekly, and ‘provocative’ by The Los Angeles Times.” But one former employee told me that April–who made $93,080 in salary and $9,904 in “additional compensation” in 2012, according to the most recent Akaku tax filings available–also brought a curious management style to the station. “He has a theory of ‘chaos management,’” the former employee told me. “He waits until the last minute on everything. He also said that he’s gotten fired from every job he’s ever had. He’s very proud of that.” Emails sent from April to Akaku staff obtained by MauiTime show a rough and tumble style of management more typically found in an aggressive combat unit than a public access cable station. One email from July of this year, sent by April to the staff as a whole, calls for testimony against the Comcast merger with Time Warner. “Names were due at 10am today,” April wrote in his email. “I need 5 names and phone numbers of people you have or
final paycheck didn’t include his 300 hours of accrued vacation time), there is apparently a board investigation of the charges he leveled against April. How long that investigation will take, who it will interview and when the Akaku board will meet again remain open questions. “I fear the longer the CEO and the Board Chairman wait to resign and the longer the board delays to take action against him the uglier it will get,” Michael told me. “There is an avalanche of complaints and allegations awaiting that have yet to be heard and not just from me. I’m prepared to see this through till the end. I’m fighting a battle on behalf of many employees past and present and also for the community that suffers from his [April’s] mismanagement of the resource that is Akaku. I have the truth on my side and nothing to hide.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our website at: mauitime.com
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ings. Coming from a background in television, film, real estate and property management, he reached out to other experienced restaurateurs and music professionals to help him “find his way.” “Our goal with Charley’s is to continue to dramatically improve the food and service, offering as much locally sourced products as we can, while keeping our prices appropriate for those people that live in Maui year-round,” he says. He’s in good hands. Chef Chewy Cereceres has a background in fine dining, with his last gig as Executive Chef at Hali’imaile General Store. He’s been at Charley’s just about a year, and if the crowd this past Sunday morning is any indication, the food is slamming. Cereceres says it was a big change in dining concept, but he says his kitchen crew is working well now. He even has a new toy in the kitchen–a smoker–and a new BBQ menu should be rolling out in the next month or so. I was excited to hear his smoker is working on recipes for all proteins: pork, beef, chicken and tofu. This is Paia, after all. Cereceres has taken Charley’s breakfast standards up a notch, adding some
dough and parm crust. The Meat Lover and Smokey Joe are served on hoagies, and the Veggie Lovers sounds amazing with its arugula, sunflower sprouts, avo-Greek yogurt and tempeh bacon served on Maui Crunch Bread. It’s enough food for lunch and leftovers. They also have pizzas made on Charley’s house-made dough with gluten-free versions available. Chef Chewy recommended the fried chicken which blew me away. Tender boneless breast meat blanketed in buttermilk sounds simple, but it has been made into a work of art at Charley’s. Plus Friday nights it's just $13. Charley’s has a couple kama’aina specials. There’s their Everyday Ohana Pizza party ($32): A large two-topping pizza, two large salads, two desserts and soda. Then there’s Tex Mex Tuesday: soft and hard shell tacos, burritos and taco salads. And the aforementioned Fried Chicken Friday. Happy Hour takes place every day from
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ith all the changes that are going on in Paia, it’s nice to know that Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon isn’t going anywhere. They aren’t planning a huge makeover, either. So far in the three or so years since Jonathan Herman procured the establishment, he’s been making subtle changes to the menu with the idea to keep Charley’s good for what it’s known for. “The original owner, Jim Fuller, is a long-time family friend,” Herman says. “I happened to be in the room when he announced to some of his closest friends that he was finally selling Charley’s. He had struck a deal with somebody who planned to change it completely. I pulled Jim to the side and wondered if there was a way we could keep Charley’s Charley’s. I wanted to honor the legacy and the history and to keep it going.” Charley’s first opened as a juice stand on Front Street in 1969 but soon after moved to Paia. 45 years later, it’s a North Shore tradition. Herman says it’s his first restaurant, but he’s always had a passion for music, nightlife and hosting gather-
beautiful touches. Imagine thick cut French toast with caramel, bananas and mac nuts or pancakes in every flavor–blueberry, whole wheat, chocolate chip–all covering a 10-inch plate. Fluffy buttermilk biscuits smothered in sausage gravy passed the discerning Southern palate of my breakfast cohort. The breakfast potatoes are crisp and flavorful, served around the Eggs Benedict perfect for dredging up tangy leftover house-made hollandaise. The Benedicts come in veggie, turkey, mahi, blackened mahi and traditional versions. My blackened mahi Benedict was a good twist on the original–and still just $12 for a full order. The loco moco is a half-pound, pasture-raised, hormone-free beauty, piled high with crispy onions and smothered in a luscious mushroom gravy. Sunday mornings at Charley’s also features their super-fun do-it-yourself Bloody Mary bar. I have to admit Charley’s makes
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some of the best damn Bloodys around, stuffed with celery and green olives, but there’s a lot of merrymaking around the DIY table. Here’s our hack: do it yourself at least once to make new friends at the bar, then have Charley’s make the next one. Vote which was better. At lunch, the menu is extensive. Burgers are famous here, dressed in soft onion rolls with plenty of fancy toppings (the homemade bourbon BBQ sauce really makes the beef patty rock your tastebuds, so don’t leave without trying it). Veggie heads have lots of options like smoked tempeh and Maui Taro patty burgers. Starters like ahi poke are inspired with teriyaki and ginger slaw and will be quickly devoured. Their Mediterranean Salad is made with a local touch–mac nuts meet feta on Haiku greens with a Meyer lemon vinaigrette finish. The paninis and sandwiches are also spectacular. I loved the Grilled Chicken Pesto, stuffed with mozzarella and roasted red peppers and served on a crisp sour-
3-6pm, with $3 drafts and wells and $4 house wine. Live music starts at 6:30pm on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, and every Monday has open mic at 7pm. This Friday, Pio Marasco and Sandwich Island Bass present Mezzanine at 9:30pm, and Saturday Justin Morris hosts Freeradicals Projekt with Sicnickles at 10pm. “Everything we do is for the locals,” says Herman. “The food we offer, the prices and even our entertainment. We know that if Charley’s is the kind of place that locals come to, the visitors will also want to be here. In addition to food and service, we have worked hard to continue and improve the music tradition at Charley’s. We are the North Shore gathering place. Charley’s is where the people of the North Shore come to listen to music, to dance and to have fun!” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s website at: mauitime.com
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last year. The multi-courses served will be represented by several different chefs: Michael Meir, Robert Andrade, Chris Galicinao, Rhonda Ashton, Craig Dryhurst, Micheal Wilson, Roger Stettler and Emily Rosenberg. Music is another important component to the vintage weekend, with Makana performing at the Ocean Front Gala and violinst Elizabeth Pitcairn on her famed Red Violin on Sunday. The story of her violin inspired the film The Red Violin, about a Stradivarius that was missing for 200 years but suddenly appears at auction. Pitcairn’s grandfather purchased it, and gave it to her. It’s a unique opportunity to see a classical performance on
sign, this year’s speakers include the CEO of Better Homes and Gardens, a Harvard business professor and an advertising guru. The workshops–called “worth shops”–start on Thursday, Dec. 11. Worthshop wraps with a Friday night benefit for the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust at the Andaz on Dec. 12. Dan Tepfer, a pianist described as “one of the moments most adventurous and relevant musicians” by New York Magazine will perform under the stars on a grand piano at the resort. Tepfer, known for his FrenchAmerican Jazz style, will perform alongside singer Joanna Wallfisch, an emerging Jazz singer. Tepfer and Wallfisch made
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this infamous violin by one of America’s best soloists, among a stupendous four courses paired around Cardinale wines. MAKANA GRACES WORTHSHOP Later in the week on Wed., Dec. 10, you’ll get another chance to see Makana at the Andaz. You’ll also get a great opportunity to purchase his new album at the kickoff of the Worthshop conference (Makana only sells the album at live performances). Worthshop is an annual gathering of leaders from business, real estate and de-
their first duo recording this year titled, “The Origin of Adjustable Things.” What’s more, artist Scramble Campbell will paint the evening as it happens. Worthshop Andaz Wailea Maui Makana: Wed., Dec 10 ($25) Music into Art: Fri., Dec 12 ($100) ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s website at: mauitime.com
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here’s a unique wine experience waiting for you at the third annual Vintage Wine Weekend at the Four Seasons. It’s three days of luxurious wine events: Gala Friday night, the Private Cellar Event on Saturday and an ultra-premium wine dinner gastronomically inspired by a mysterious violin on Sunday. The weekend features menus masterminded by Executive Chef Roger Stettler and wines chosen by Master Som-
melier Roberto Viernes. Viernes took care to select fine wines from small production wineries. Finding these wines on your own would be nearly impossible; it’s much easier to see what Viernes cultivates on his own. Vintners Dan Kosta of Kosta Browne, Donald Patz of Patz & Hall, Gary Burk of Costa de Oro, Steve Clifton of Brewer Clifton, Paul Lato of Paul Lato Wines, Justin Willett of Tyler Winery and Christopher Carpenter of Cardinale Estate will also be there. The common factor in each of these artisanal wine producers is passion for their processes–each is unique in their individual approaches, but the results are all breathtaking wines. At the Ocean Front Gala on Friday, 40 selected vintages will be presented alongside action stations inspired by local farmers and food purveyors like Waipoli Aquaponics, Malama Farms, Beef and Bloom, Zuhair Tomato, Hawaii Fish Auction and Maui Cheese Co. You’ll see displays of whole fish, spitroasted pig, vine-ripened tomatoes. What’s more, the menu reads like a fine evening of grazing: crudo, sashimi and sushi, steamed bao, dry-aged bone-in rib eye, burrata and balsamic salad and goat cheese arancini with chutneys and perky Upcountry fruits. Saturday’s innovative La Paulee-inspired event has the special distinction in that everyone must bring a bottle to share. Four Seasons will be bringing a magnum of 1998 Villemart Cuvee Creation. Even bottles valued at $3,000 were opened
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FRIDAY, DEC.5 HAWAII CINEMA SHOWCASE – Celebrate local cinema this Thursday at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center with a double feature of local favorites. First there’s The Haumana at 5:30pm and then Get A Job at 7:30pm. Each inspired by our island home, the movies take viewers on a journey through Hawaii’s unique culture and lifestyle. Talk story with Keo Woolford (The Haumana), come early to hear the music stylings of Derick Sebastian and support local film. $12 each film/ $22 double feature. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts. org, HawaiiCinema.com. Photo courtesy Aubrey Hord
WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – Wailuku First Friday rings in the holiday season this month with a special red-suited bearded guest. Lined with live music and crafters and food vendors, the street party will a also feature free yoga at Body Alive Yoga p (4:45pm). Shop local merchants and stop e in the beer garden for a pau hana beverage ts benefiting Kumu A‘O Inc. Live music awaits ku you at every turn. Free. 6pm-9pm. Wailuku (Market Street), Mauifridays.com.
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FRIDAY, DEC.5 REGGAE ON THE ROCK – Skank to the beat of Reggae artists The Steppas, New Kingston and Fortunate Youth this Friday and Saturday during Reggae on the Rock. Friday’s show at Mulligan’s on the Blue will include Kanoa of Maui’s Gomega and DJ Irie Dole. Continuing the series on Saturday will be MC Kamikaze and DJ Big Mike at Lulu’s in Lahaina. $15 presale/ $20 door. 6pm doors/ 6:30pm show. Mulligan’s On The Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea). LuLu’s Lahaina (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina), Reggaeinwailea.eventbrite. com, Reggaeinlahaina.eventbrite.com. Photo courtesy The Steppas
IMUA WASH – Imua Family Services presents another Imua (Car) Wash this Saturday at the Ohana Fuels station in Kahului. A benefit for Camp Imua, proceeds will benefit the organization’s week-long recreational camp catered to keiki with special needs. Camp Imua is free of cost to campers and doubles as a respite for families. $15. 10am-2pm. Ohana Fuels (85 S. Wakea Ave., Kahului), Imuafamilyservices.org. Photo courtesy Imua Family Services
SATURDAY, DEC. 6 CHR CHRYSANTHEMUM FESTIVAL – The 62nd annual Chrysanthemum Festival returns to the Wailuku Community Center this Saturday. Presented by Maui’s Sons and Daughters of Nisei Veterans, the festival has traditionally honored Americans of Japanese ancestry. Proceeds benefit histo their historical preservation projects, the Nisei Veterans Memorial Center and scholars scholarships for 10 Maui high school students. Enjoy exhibits and entertainment centered around American Japanese heritage. Dinner is available for purchase. 4 $15. 4:30pm. Wailuku Community Center (395 Waena Pl., Wailuku); 808-24 or 808-385-7670. Photo: Wikimedia Commons 808-249-2163
MAUI MOMPRENEUR CRAFT FAIR – Support Maui mamas at this Saturday’s Maui Mompreneur Winter Showcase at the Maui Beach Hotel. Mom-owned businesses will gather for an indoor craft fair. Support local by shopping handmade crafts, baked goods and mom-approved products. To be a vendor visit the website below. Free admission and parking. 9am1pm. Maui Beach Hotel, Elleair Rainbow Room (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Mauimompreneurs.com. Photo courtesy Maui Mompreneurs Facebook page
SATURDAY, S SA ATU U RD R DAY D DE D DEC. EC 6 MOREY SLIP N SLIDE – Morey Inc. presents the Super Water Slide Festival this Saturday and Sunday at the Maui Tropical Plantation. Brace yourself for 500 feet of water slides, human bumper balls, bouncy castles and more. Burn off some holiday pounds and make all the rounds you want during the day-long water fest. Food and beverages are available for purchase. Avoid waiting in long lines and access the obstacle course an hour early (11am) as a VIP holder ($70). $40 general admission. 12pm-5pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Wailuku), Moreychallenge.com. Photo courtesy 808 Photo of Me
LADIES NIGHT – Ladies, leave your responsibilities behind and Di head over to Diamond’s for Ladies Night this Saturday! Work on that core with the pole room and belly dancing by Isa. Grab yo your girls, dress to impress and enjoy an evening dedica dedicated to womanhood! The evening is a benefit for Maui’s Women Helping Women. No fellas until 10 10pm. Free. 7pm-10pm. Diamonds (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299, Diamondsicebar.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower
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SUNDAY, DEC. 7 BANYAN TREE LIGHTING – Celebrate 17 years of the lighting of Lahaina’s historic Banyan Tree this Saturday and Sunday. Get into the holiday spirit with Santa Claus (2pm), cookie decorating, photo ops with the Hawaiian snowman (4pm) and the tree’s lighting ceremony (6:30pm). The community choir will warm up the mood with carols while a local hero, Uncle Harold Kaniho, will be honored for his work in the community. Hula performances will round out the entertainment. Free. Saturday (10am-7pm.) Sunday (9am-5pm), Banyan Tree Park, Visitlahaina.com. Photo: Arian Durst
CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING – Snuggle up with loved ones during Ulupalakua Vineyard’s first ever Upcountry Lighting Ceremony this Sunday. Complete with a decorated 30-foot Norfolk Pine, caroling by Maui Choral Arts and a screening of the holiday classic Polar Express, the event also celebrates Ulupalakua Ranch’s 150 years of forest conservation. Jump start the holiday spirit bundled up in Upcountry Maui with sparkling wine on some of Maui’s premiere real estate. Please bring a nonperishable food item to donate to Maui Food Bank. Free. 4:30pm-7:30pm. Ulupalakua Vineyards. 808-878-1266, Mauiwine.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
SUNDAY, DEC. 7 MAUI POPS – The Maui Pops Orchestra and Chorus will help us all get into the holiday mood this Sunday. That’s when they’ll perform at the MACC. The afternoon will feature special guest Doug LaBrecque, who brings his extensive experience on Broadway to the afternoon performance. $15-$50. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Maui Pops Orchestra
ALTERNATIVE CHRISTMAS MARKET – St. John’s Episcopal Church invites you to an Alternative Christmas Market this Sunday. A twist on holiday shopping, representatives from 20 local and international charities will be on hand to customize cards describing the gifts and the charities that will benefit from your donations. The gift that continues to give, donations can be made in the names of friends, family members or coworkers. Think outside the gift-wrapped box this holiday season. Free. 9am-2pm. St. John’s Church (8992 Kula Hwy.); 808-8781485, Stjohnsmaui.org. Photo courtesy St. John.s Episcopal Church
WEDNESDAY, DEC. 10 VEGAN WORKSHOP – Learn how to eat vegan in the midst of the holiday season from author Patti Breitman this Wednesday. A vegan since 1986, Breitman is involved in various community causes including the Marin Vegetarian Education Group, Dharma Voices for Animals and the Advisory Council of the Animals & Society Institute. The co-writer of the book Never Too Late to Go Vegan: The Over 50 Guide to Adopting & Thriving on a Plant Based Diet, Breitman will share her experience with you. Free. 7pm-8:30 pm. J. Walter Cameron Center (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku), Vsh.org. Photo courtesy Nevertoolatetogovegan.com
HULA HONEYS HOLIDAY CONCERT – The Makawao Public Library hosts the Na Hoku Hanohano Award-winning Hula Honeys this Wednesday for a Holiday Concert. Blending vintage with hip Jazz classics, Ginger Johnson and Robyn Kneubuhl will set the mood with festive cheer. The concert is made possible by the Maui Friends of the Library. Suitable for all ages. Free. 6:30pm. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785. Photo courtesy Hawaii State Public Library System
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lekahi. All events have Na Hoku-winner Benny Uyetake performing too, and there are always other surprises as well. HARD ROCK PRESENTS ANUHEA Hawaii’s beloved Anuhea comes to Lahaina’s Hard Rock Cafe for an unbelievable show on Wednesday, Dec. 10 that includes Jordan T (pictured below), Marty Dread, Sounds of Addiction and Riddim of Knowledge. The show starts at 9pm and you can get $10 off your ticket price by bringing an unwrapped gift for Toys for Tots. If you follow Anuhea’s blog, then you know her tot just turned one in November and she’s soon off to catch up with her fans in California. Jordan T stops in as a special guest doing his adventure gypsy groove. Maui’s Reggae Ambassador rounds out the sounds along with Sounds of Addiction and Riddim. Show starts at 9pm. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s website at: mauitime.com
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The Long-Haired Guru Learn how Hinduism came to America in ‘Awake: The Life of Yogananda’ ★★★★★ Rated PG / 87 Min.
was conscious in my Mother’s womb, feeling the movement in her body, aware of my helpless state of existence.” These are the opening lines of Awake: The Life of Yogananda, a documentary about the Hindu guru who brought the religion to America. The dialogue is recited over the imagery of the camera underwater, looking up at the sky. We’re hearing the words of Yogananda, the Indian mystic who authored The Autobiography of a Yogi and created a movement in the United States that embraced the teachings of Hinduism, the practice of Yoga and the act of deep meditation. Those who practice Yoga and are Hindus are, to state the obvious, already familiar with this history lesson. I am not an authority on the religion and skeptical in my attitude towards it, but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t taken by this documentary, directed by Paola di Florio and Lisa Leeman. The story of how this long-haired guru, who spoke eloquently but presented highly unorthodox ideas, came to be accepted in the
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all made of molecules) and the reminder that Gandhi was a Yogi. In fact, we see footage of the emaciated Mohandas Gandhi, in which his tiny, humble frame is a contrast to the full, imposing figure of Yogananda. Much is made of the Yogananda’s eyes, which is understandable. In eerie close-ups, one can’t deny the hypnotic quality of the Yogi’s gaze, both warm and creepy. A follower comments on how the Yogi “looked at me penetratingly, he was changing me.” This unsettling aside hints at the more balanced direction the film never takes. Awake is engaging enough for non-believers but it does mean to present a Hindu Sunday School lesson and doesn’t provide a counterpoint or conflicting view to any of the subject matter. At times, I found the central figure to have the qualities of a cult-like figure, despite the voice over expressing his view that,
“when I heard the word Guru, it frightened me, as I know what a responsibility it was.” It would have made this fuller and possibly definitive on its subject, had the filmmakers acknowledged that, perhaps, not everyone believed in “the autobiography of a genuine Indian yoga man.” This is accessible for the uninitiated, though best suited for those who already believe in the teachings of the subject matter. The film’s best sequence is its last, as we see many believers in worship and/or meditation, from all over the world. Set to Alanis Morissette’s terrific “Still,” it ends the documentary on a strong note. This closing portion more than reminds us just how remarkable it is that the Yogananda’s mission to spread his beliefs and instill a new mindset, have been carried out, a century later and all over the planet. ■
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AWAKE-THE LIFE OF YOGANANDA - PG Documentary - The story of Yogananda, the man who brought Hindu spirituality to the West in the 1920s. See this week’s film review. 87 min.
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TCM PRESENTS A CHRISTMAS CAROL/ CHRISTMAS IN CONNECTICUT - G - Family - It’s a double-feature of two holiday classics, from 1938 and 1945, respectively. Introduced by TCM host Ben Mankiewicz. 185 min. PAST TENSE - NR - Romance/Comedy - A woman’s future self suddenly shows up in the present, messing everything up. 120 min. UFC 181: HENDRICKS VS. LAWLER - NR MMA - Johnny Hendricks battles Robbie Lawler in this welterweight title fight. Running time unknown. THE VATICAN MUSEUMS - NR - Documentary A high definition look inside the Sistine Chapel and the Vatican’s museums. 70 min. UZUMASA LIMELIGHT - NR - Action/Comedy - The
BIG HERO 6 - PG - Animation/Comedy - A giant inflatable robot and a prodigy team up to form a hightech group that battles bad stuff. 108 min. BIRDMAN - R - Comedy/Drama - A has-been actor who once played a superhero tries to regain glory on the Broadway stage. Stars Michael Keaton, Zach Galifianakis and Edward Norton. 119 min. DUMB AND DUMBER TO - PG13 - Comedy Harry and Lloyd are back, 20 years, dumber than ever. 110 min. HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 - R - Comedy - Three idiots turn to kidnapping when dealing with an investor in their new company. Stars Jason Bateman, Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis. 108 min. HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY, PART 1 PG13 - Sci-Fi/Adventure - After Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) destroyed the games in the last flick, she
now becomes a symbol of rebellion. 123 min. INTERSTELLAR - PG-13 - Sci-Fi - Christopher Nolan directs this space adventure, in which astronauts (played by Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway) travel through a wormhole to find a new home for humanity. 169 min. OUIJA - PG13 - Horror - Friends play with an ouija board and then bad things happen. 89 min. WHIPLASH - R - Drama - A young drummer enrolls at a harsh music conservatory, where he’s mentored by a ruthless instructor. 107 min.
LAST CHANCE EDSA WOOLWORTH - NR - Comedy/Drama - A film about a blended Filipino/American family. 109 min. FURY - R - Action/War - Brad Pitt and Shia LaBeouf (good luck with that one) star as American tank crewmen fighting Nazis in World War II. 134 min. JOHN WICK - R - Action/Thriller - Keanu Reeves plays an ex-hit man who goes back to work to take revenge on gangsters blah blah blah. 101 min.
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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY - Fri, Dec 5. Wailuku First Friday rings in the holiday season this month with a special red-suited bearded guest. Lined with live music and crafters and food vendors, the street party will also feature free yoga at Body Alive Yoga (4:45pm). Shop local merchants and stop in the beer garden for a pau hana beverage benefiting Kumu A’O Inc. Live music awaits you at every turn. Free. 6-9pm. Wailuku (Market Street); Mauifridays.com HERB ALPERT & LANI HALL - Fri, Dec 5. Herb Alpert, with wife and vocalist Lani Hall, perform a concert with a trio of musicians and songs from their exciting new album In The Mood and last year’s Grammy-winning album Steppin Out. The concert will include a glittery jazz set sprinkled with Brazilian flavors and songbook favorites like “Puttin’ on the Ritz,” “Moondance,” “Let’s Face the Music & Dance,” “Fever,” “La Vie en Rose,” a Tijuana Brass medley and many others. Tickets are $35, $45, $55, $75. Show starts at 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org
STAGE ‘ELF' THE MUSICAL - Fri, Nov 28 - Sun, Dec 14. A musical comedy about young orphan named Buddy who mistakenly crawls into Santa’s bag and then grows up thinking he's an elf. 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays, 3pm on Sundays. $20-$40. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A portal to Hawaiian history; what 'Ulalena accomplishes five nights a week for 14 years now is the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. $29.99 keiki / $59.99 adults. Children five and under free. Kamaaina and military rates, dinner and VIP packages available. 5pm. Maui Theatre (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina and military prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com LAHAINA INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL THEATER CLASSES - Thru Dec. 15. Theatre Theatre Maui is teaming up again with Lahaina Intermediate School and the Lahaina Complex After-School Tutor Project. On select Mondays they will be providing free after-school drama classes with Miss Kristi Scott, local theater arts director, actress and instructor. 2:50-4pm. Lahaina Intermediate School (871 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-214-7443
FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - (Every 3rd Thu) See, and sample how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. Third Thursday of every month. Free. 5:00-6:00pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - (Every Sat.) Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic
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beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com FARM TO TABLE DINING - (Every Sat.) Feast on the abundant harvest of a freshly picked vegetarian meal made from only the purest, chemical and pesticide free ingredients, accompanied by Maui Sacred Earth Soothing Herbal Tea Blend. Menu varies depending on what’s available for harvest. Call for reservations. $25, $20 kama‘aina. 6-8pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - (Every Sun.) Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS (Every Sun & Mon.) Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5-5:45pm. For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali).
HOLIDAY EVENTS SANTA CLAUS VISITS WHALERS VILLAGE - Dec 5, 6, 12 & 13. Santa will greet keiki and pose beachside for free photos. Free. Whalers Village Fine Shops & Restaurants (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; Whalersvillage.com HOLIDAY GIFT TO MAUI NUI CLEAN UP - Dec 6. This holiday seasons, remember to add Mother Nature to your list! Join Malama Maui Nui as they clean up Kanaha Beach. Meet at Ka‘a Point to clear kiawe and pick up litter, among other projects. Free. 8am-11am. Kanaha Beach Park (Kahului); 808-877-2524; volunteer@cwdhawaii.org MAKAWAO TOWN’S NINTH ANNUAL HOLIDAY CELEBRATION - Dec 6. Santa will arrive at 9:30am escorted by the Seabury Hall Marching Band, and will be at the Makawao Library from 10am-3pm. Free books will be given out by the Maui Friends of the Library. Kalama School Ukulele group will provide holiday music. Free pony rides (10:30am-2:30pm), art activities, strolling magician, Christmas carols, and more! Makawao Town is all decked out and ready for the holidays come on up, bring the children, and enjoy the day. 9:30am-3pm. (Makawao Town); 808-572-6877 LAHAINA CANNERY MALL HOLIDAY KICK OFF - Dec 6. The holiday season kicks into high gear at the Lahaina Cannery Mall with the arrival of Santa and the Kahiau Angel Tree giving project donation drive in partnership with Salvation Army Lahaina Outpost. Along with musicians, volunteers will collect donations, gift cards and unwrapped gifts, with live music and entertainment throughout the day. All donations will aid Maui’s less fortunate children during the holiday season. For more information, call. Free. 10am-4pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-281-4467 ITALIAN AMERICAN CLUB OF MAUI CHRISTMAS PARTY - Dec 7. It’s time to celebrate another year of fun, food and friendship. The Italian American Club of Maui will be hosting its annual Christmas celebration. The luncheon is open to the public. In addition to the Italian luncheon, the 2014 Officers will be installed. To keep in the spirit of the season, those interested are asked to bring something for the Santa Gift Exchange (suggested value of up to $15). $40 per person including children. UH Maui Campus–Class Act Restaurant (310 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-280-8008
SANTA CLAUS VISITS QUEEN KA‘AHUMANU CENTER - Dec 7-23. Visit Santa at the back of the stage. Don’t forget to tell him your wishes. 10am-8pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com
ART MODERN TWIST: CONTEMPORARY JAPANESE BAMBOO ART - Oct 30-Dec 20. This international traveling museum exhibition brings together 17 master bamboo artists from Japan with works that display the highest level of material knowledge and skill, transformed into imaginatively crafted sculptural art. Tue-Sun. 10am-5pm. Free. Schaefer International Gallery. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MEMORIES AND MEMENTOS - Dec 6-Jan 6. Visit the most current art exhibit at Viewpoints Gallery, Memories and Mementos. Exhibit features George Allan, Christina Cowan, J.B. Rea, and Carleton. Opening reception with the artists will be on Dec 6 at 5pm. Mon-Sun, 10:30am-5pm. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com MEET THE ARTISTS AT THE BANYAN TREEDec 9-11. This week you can talk story with watercolor/pastel artist Victoria Wundram and sculpture/pottery artist Mary Ann Leigh. 10-2pm. Lahaina Banyan Tree. (Front St., Lahaina); 808661-0111; Lahainaarts.com ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; Islandartparty.com
TICKETS ON SALE ‘IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, A LIVE RADIO PLAY’ - Fri, Dec 12, 2014 - Sun, Jan 11, 2015. A beloved holiday classic of a 1940s radio broadcast about George Bailey, who considers ending his life on a dark Christmas Eve. 7:30pm on Fridays and Saturdays, and 3pm on Sundays. Price TBA. Pro Arts Playhouse (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com MAPA’S ‘NUTCRACKER SWEETS’ - Sat, Dec 13. (Two performances). Maui audiences are in for a sweet treat this holiday season when Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) presents Nutcracker Sweets, a delightful family-friendly production of the treasured classic featuring 150 MAPA students. With sumptuous costumes and inspired choreography set to the timeless Tchaikovsky score, Nutcracker Sweets is a must-see event for all ages. Two performances at 2pm and 7pm. Tickets are $22, and $18 for age 12 & under. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HERITAGE FILMS: ‘OLA NA IWI’ & ‘KA HO’INA’ Sun, Dec 14. Ola Na ‘Iwi and Ka Ho‘ina are two short films that explore the events leading to the establishment and implementation of the Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act (NAGPRA). From the burials at Honokahua to the streets of Honolulu to the thousands of miles traveled to bring home the bones, those dedicated to the ‘iwi kupuna (ancestral remains) remain steadfast in their responsibility. Panel discussion and Q&A will follow the screening. 12pm. Tickets are $10. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘THE SUP MOVIE’ WITH KAI LENNY - Thu, Dec 11. Follow Kai Lenny and the best stand-up paddlers paired with leading action sports cin-
ematographers as they travel the globe, chasing perfect waves as well as capturing unique perspectives from all facets of the sport. Filmed in Maui, Mexico, Fiji, California, Europe, Nicaragua, Maldives and other stunning locations. It stars Kai Lenny, Laird Hamilton, Noa Ginella, Kody Kerbox, Zane Scheweitzer, Connor Baxter, Sean Pointer, Izzi Gomez and Lori Park. Tickets are $12 adults, $7 kids plus applicable fees. 6:30 pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org AN EVENING WITH JASON MRAZ & RAINING JANE - Sun, Dec 14. Jason Mraz is a California-based singer/songwriter whose laid-back, melodic songs reveal influences from folk to hip-hop to soft rock. In 2006, Mraz met up with the L.A. band Raining Jane–cellist Mai Bloomfield, guitarist Chaska Potter, percussionist Mona Tavakoli and bassist Becky Gebhardt and has been collaborating with them ever since. Tickets are $25, $55, $75, $95. 7:30pm/gates 5:30pm. A&B Amphitheater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org FIRST LIGHT FILM FESTIVAL - (Dec. 17- onward) The Maui Film Festival again lights up the Castle Theater with FirstLight: Academy Screenings on Maui. Tickets are $15 for single tickets, and $48 for FirstLight 4-Admission FastPass. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauifilmfestival.com LIM FAMILY CHRISTMAS - Sat, Dec 20.Come celebrate the Holiday Season with the angelic voices of Kohala’s “First Family of Hawaiian Music.” The Lim Family has been performing on the Kohala coast for over four decades. They now invite you to join them “in the parlor” with the family. Tickets are $12, $25, $35 & $45. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org AN EVENING WITH BILL MAHER–LIVE STAND UP TOUR - Thu, Jan 1. Check out Bill Maher’s fourth annual New Year’s Day Concert on Maui. This will be an evening with Maher and his characteristic combination of unflinching honesty and big laughs. Bill Maher opened the floodgates of funny political talk with his television shows Politically Incorrect and Real Time as well as his film Religulous. Adult content and language.Tickets are $65.50, $85.50. Gold Circle: $150.50. 8pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ATMOSPHERE - Sun, Jan 4. Minneapolis is known for pretty lakes, the Mall of America and lutefisk. But 17 years ago, the hip-hop act Atmosphere transformed the city into something else entirely new–a nexus from which underground rap spiraled-out to the masses. And thanks to the duo’s indefatigable touring habits, Top 20-charting albums and their galvanizing artist-owned label Rhymesayers (MF Doom, Aesop Rock), they’re still pushing the boundaries of what indie rap can mean. The Grouch will also be performing. Tickets are $26 advance, $30 day of show. 6:30 pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org
EVENTS THURSDAY, DEC 4 FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning
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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011
CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988
Jingle Jingle Bells w/DJ TRVR, 10pm
Festive Fridays w/ DJ HighOwl (London), 10pm
Le Grind w/ DJ Blast, 10pm
Sunday Funday w/DJ Kurt, 10pm
MON- Movie Magic X-mas 8pm & DJ Firefly 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/ DJ Firefly,10pm, WED- Wine Down Wed w/ DJ HighOwl, 10pm
Adam Masterson
Benny Uyetake
Johnny Ringo
Will Hertzog
MON-Dave Carrol, TUE-Jordon Cuddy, WEDJustin Philips
Spankalicious w/ DJ Trevor, 10pm $20
Piero Resta presents Tony Pacino w/ Danielle Delaunay, 9:30pm $10
Mana’o Hana Hou Radio’s Up Country Sundays, 2pm $7 donation
TUE- Willie K & Blues Band 9pm, WEDFamous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am
Thunder & Lightning, 6:30pm
Mezzanine w/ Marasco & Sandwich Island Bass, 9:30pm $10
Freeradicals Project w/ guest Sicnickles, 10pm, $10
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MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm, TUE -Tex Mex w/ Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond 6:30pm
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Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover
Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover
Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover
MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips
NFL @ 3:25pm
DJ Evan 9pm
Ladies Night, 7pm
NFL Gina Martinelli, 7pm
MON- NFL 3:25pm, WED-Pool Tournament
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Jordon Cuddy, 8pm
Steve Craig, 6pm
MON-Bartenders Mix 10pm, TUE- Johnny Ringo at 10pm, WED- Jessica & Kanoa, 10pm
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MON- Rick G, TUE- Closed for a private event, WED-Cole Sulenta
CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220
CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908
DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010
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Second Life, time TBA no cover
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MON-Frequency DJ Night 10pm, TUE-Elvis of Burnin’ Love 6:30pm
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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700
JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787
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Steve Edwards
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musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com
Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm. Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org
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DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE 5TH ANNIVERSARY - Join Duke’s Beach House as they celebrate their fifth birthday. Participate in the fun and games to raise money for Princess Nahi‘ena‘ena Elementary School and take home a commemorative pint glass and anniversary t-shirt. You’ll also get a chance to win a custom Valley Isle nine-foot longboard. Live entertainment by Henry Kapono with complimentary pupus. Free. 3-5pm. On the Beach at Honua Kai Resort & Spa (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com
MAUI FRIENDS OF THE LIBRARY USED BOOK SALE - Score some used books for a buck! Shop at the Used Book Sale conducted by Maui Friends of the Library. Used books of all ds & adults kinds: fiction & non-fiction, kids oceeds starting at just $1. All proceeds ries. benefit Maui’s public libraries. ke Each keiki will be able to take home a free children’s book,, while supplies last! Free. 9:30am-3pm. Makawao Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785, Mauifriendsofthelibrary.org
ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Get onboard for lots of fun, food and dancing on our Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. This music-filled excursion includes delicious appetizers, Mai Tais and other cocktails and a stunning sunset backdrop as you party with Marty on the bow. Call or book online. $42-$63, savings for PWF members and ka‘amaina. 5pm-7pm. Pacific Whale Foundation (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-2498811 x1; Pacificwhale.org FOR THE LOVE OF TANGO - Dancing Maui filmmaker Susan Kucera captures the story of a blind man’s journey into the intoxicating world of Argentine tango and explores the impact the dance has had on the lives of professional dancers, teachers, performers and enthusiasts. 6pm10pm. Andaz Hotel (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.) HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closedtoe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection.
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FREE 25-MINUTE REIKI TREATMENTS - The Gym Maui is offering free 25-minute Reiki treatments right b before the holidays. In order to build strength and flexibility our body’s internal energies, organs and endocrine system (which pro produces hormones) need to b be well maintained and rep plenished. Eastern Martial Arts Trainings incorporate these principles and so can you. Without body manipulation, Reiki balances HAWAII OPERA THEo our body’s energy centers MAUITIME.COM/EVENTS/COMMUNITY/ADD ATRE PERFORMS AT to promote well being of MAUI LIBRARIES - Sat, bo body, mind and spirit. Signa Dec 6. The Hawaii Opera up is recommended though ecTheatre will present a selecwalk-i walk-ins are welcome. Free. tion of well-known songs from 9-11am 9-11am. The Gym Maui (300 Ohurom opBroadway shows and arias from kai Rd., Kih Kihei); 808-891-8108, Faceeras most loved masterpiecess at two free b k /th book.com/thegymmaui performances at Maui public libraries this weekend. MAUI FRIENDS OF THE LIBRARY USED This one-hour family-friendly program is a special opBOOK SALE - Score some used books for a portunity for Maui residents and guests alike to enjoy buck! Shop at the Used Book Sale conducted the world-class talents of Hawaii’s only professional by Maui Friends of the Library. Used books of all opera company: 10:30am at Kahului Public Library kinds: fiction & non-fiction, kids & adults starting at 808-873-3097; sponsored by the Maui Friends of just $1. All proceeds benefit Maui’s public librarthe Library, and 3:30pm at the Kihei Public Library ies. Each keiki will be able to take home a free chil808-875-6833; sponsored by the Kay A. Edwards dren’s book, while supplies last! Free. 9am-3pm. Memorial Fund. The program schedule is subject to Whole Foods Market (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kachange. If a sign language interpreter or other spehului); 808-872-3310; Mauifriendsofthelibrary.org cial accommodation is needed, contact the hosting library as soon as possible. Free. Librarieshawaii.org FULL MOON CRUISE - What could be more romantic and fun than cruising on the vast PaVOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Voluncific Ocean under a brilliant full moon? This Pacific teer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful Whale Foundation Eco-Adventure is narrated by and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to Harriet Witt, an international award winning astronthe public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites,
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omy writer and speaker known for her entertaining and informative commentary on all things lunar. The cruise includes beverages, appetizers, dessert and a free full-color marine life poster. Call or book online. $42-$63, savings for PWF members and kama‘aina. 8-10pm. Pacific Whale Foundation (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-249-8811 x1; Pacificwhale.org FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com
MONDAY, DEC 8 ENGAGING IN THE STATE LEGISLATIVE PROCESS - Public Access Rooms (PAR) are designed to be useful to both newcomers and veterans of the legislative process. Covered topics will include understanding the legislative process, delivering effective testimony, making sense of the calendar and deadlines and an overview of the Legislature’s website. All are welcome, and no registration or prior experience is required. Free. 3pm. Lahaina Kaunoa West Maui Senior Center (788 Pauoa St., Lahaina); 808-587-0478; Lrbhawaii.org/par/workshp.html VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org
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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
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Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover
Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover
Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover
MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm
1810’ 6:30pm
Kona Storm, 7:30-9:30pm
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MON -Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:30pm
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555
LAHAINA SPORTS BAR
MON-Trivia 7-9pm
843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655
L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE
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1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
LONGHI’S LAHAINA LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
Live Music 10pm
Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover
MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400
MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618
COMMERCE GENERAL MEMBERSHIP DINNER - Before statehood, Hawaii was an American Territory. The Maui native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce (MNHCoC) will honor pre-statehood Hawaii at its December General Membership Dinner. “A Territorial Christmas” will be a 1950s island-style tribute to the simpler days before Black Friday or Cyber Monday. In addition to networking, the event will include a buffet dinner. For more information or to make reservations, call or go online. Everyone welcome. 5:30pm-8pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-874-2426; Mnhcoc.org FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120
WEDNESDAY, DEC 10 ENGAGING IN THE STATE LEGISLATIVE PROCESS - Public Access Rooms (PAR) are designed to be useful to both newcomers and veterans of the legislative process. Covered topics will include understanding the legislative process, delivering effective testimony, making sense of the calendar and deadlines and an overview of the Legislature’s website. All are welcome, and no registration or prior experience is required. Free. 6pm. Kihei Community Center (303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-587-0478; Lrbhawaii.org/par/workshp.html HOLIDAY CELEBRATION AND INSTALLATION - Maui Filipino Chamber of Commerce invites the general public to its holiday celebration and installation of its 2015 board board of directors. The event includes dinner, entertainment, door prizes, silent auction, a Christmas Fashionista, games and more. Call to purchase tickets. $40 before Dec 3, $50 after Dec 3. Nohost cocktails begin at 5:30pm, buffet dinner at 6:15pm. Maui Beach Hotel - Elleair Ballroom (170 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-6042 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more
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KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Every Wed. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf ery Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery ni Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6610808 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakar, house & Oku’s Sushi Bar, na); (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); com 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun Brooks Maguire 4:3010:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855. COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala & Alika Nakoka 6-8:30pm; Wed, Danyell 3-5pm, Puhi K6 6-8:30pm; Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Damon & Tim 6-8:30p 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyell 3-5pm, Damo Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lu Lum 3-5pm, Damon & R Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.
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LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808. MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400. OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200. PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200. PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881. RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889. RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815. SANGRITA GRILL + CANTINA- Every Wed 5:30-7:30pm, and Final Friday Fiesta with live Flamenco music by Indio & Avion on the last Friday of every month 6:30-8:30pm. The Fairway Shops Ka’anapali. (2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina); 808-6626000; www.SangritaGrill.com SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Tue & Sun, Albert Kaina
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There’ll be no deus ex machina here. You won’t find a magic talisman that’ll save your ass. Nor will anyone swoop in to rescue you. You’ve got many distant well-wishers at the moment, but no proximate helping hands. You’re on your own. Luckily, you’ve been in (and escaped from) worse scrapes than this. The only thing keeping you from pulling yourself out is the forlorn hope that someone might help you do it. Now that I’ve shattered that useless wish, you should be able to pick yourself up and move on, no problem. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
You’re a magician who sucks at misdirection. You’re trying to enchant your audience by pulling colorful silk scarves from your mouth, but everyone’s too busy thinking: “Um, that person’s not wearing any pants.” You’ve actually got quite a few tricks stashed up your sleeves, but no one cares because you’ve made what’s missing all too obvious. Yeah, you’re flawed, just like everybody else. The difference is, you pay too much attention to what’s “wrong” with you. Consequently, we can’t help but do the same. Perform a bit of prestidigitation on our collective perception this week. Focus on what’s right. We will too.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
Don’t mistake comic rhetoric for accurate information. Whether you get your fake news from FOX or Jon Stewart, please realize: infotainment is no substitute for really knowing your shit. Luckily, you don’t have to shovel that deep–most of what you require can be found in your alterno-weekly and the Internet. Too many people would prefer you remain uninformed. This week, get the facts. You’ll need them.
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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
Don’t throw dogmatism a bone. Those recent converts to vegetarianism, communism or Fundamentalist Christianity might need to loudly trumpet their uncompromising viewpoints while they’re still trying them on for size, but you don’t need to listen to that shit. You’ve heard it all before. Forgive them (especially if they’re too young to know better (I’m talking 15, not 35)), but don’t accommodate them. Nor is it your job to teach them about multiplicity and diversity. Eventually these enthusiasts will figure out (or they won’t) that theirs isn’t the only way. If they manage to get past judging you for being different, you can celebrate by taking them to a porn shop to spend lots of money on some hot leather underwear.
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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
You claim to choose truth over deception. What happens when the lies are beautiful–perhaps even harmless–and the truth is slightly less enchanting? This week, you’ll be faced with a choice like this: standing behind a lie that everyone wants to believe, and would, if you lent it your endorsement, or revealing the bald reality under the toupee, the man behind the curtain, the smoke and mirrors. Sadly, your options are less-than appealing: incurring anger (and respect) by shattering people’s cherished illusions, or accepting love for something that’s simply not real. Tough one; good luck. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
We inhabit the places we live in with more than just our bodies. The spaces we’re surrounded by influence our thoughts. What effects do flat surfaces, straight lines, and right angles wreak on our minds? How would we be different if everything around us was wavy, bumpy, or round? Pisces, especially, would benefit, since you are more restrained by harsh linearity than most. This week, see what you can do to make your environment less restrictive and square. Give yourself room to expand and flow. Transforming where you live and work might require extreme creativity. Luckily, that’s part of the exercise. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
There are things I like about the Christmas season: twinkling lights, the smell of pine sap and excited children. Too bad there’s a lot of crap that comes with that I’d just as soon do without. Unfortunately, it’s all as unavoidable as the things I’ve already mentioned. You have similarly mixed feelings about someone who’s recently assumed (or offered to assume) a greater role in your life, or potentially changing circumstances. You’ve been wasting time wistfully wishing you could edit and select certain parts. Too bad this is a package deal; bad with the good. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
A dancer was selected to manifest the glacial slowness of stone in an experimental group performance in which everyone attempted to embody different natural elements. For two months he practiced moving as slowly as he could, from a curled fetal position on the ground to simply standing, until it took him 45 minutes to complete the action. You may discover something similar this week: sprinting two hundred miles in any direction (mentally, anyway) is easier than carefully and deliberately shifting your attitude two inches. You don’t need an overhaul, though–just a tune-up. Take your time and do it right.
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A woman auctioned her father’s ghost on eBay. Her son was afraid to be alone in any part of the house; he claimed his recently-dead grandfather (who was mean) haunted him. Instead of trying to disprove the shade’s existence or shame her kid, she simply sold the ghost (along with her father’s cane) to the highest bidder, who sent her son a letter, reassuring him that the ghost lived with them now, and everyone was getting along fine. Take inspiration from her example. You’re likely to discover that someone’s reality is dramatically different from yours. Instead of forcing them to conform to what you think you know, figure out a way to honor their truth–and have fun with it, too. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
A few years back I watched a Berlin-based drag king brass band performing covers of old-school reggae hits, and I had to laugh. That’s good shit; watching a bunch of white German lesbians wearing fake mustaches and singing Bob Marley’s best with good-hearted glee. They’d made a surprising choice, just as I wish you would. You could do what everyone expects you to do. You might even get paid for it. But would it really satisfy you (or anyone)? Probably not. Don’t be predictable. Don’t let people sum you up with: “She’s so reliable.” Make it, instead: “I can always rely on her to keep me guessing–and laughing.”
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Easy come, easy go. Take a look at how people have come into your life; they’re likely to leave the same way. But a friendship that’s built slowly over time is more likely to last than one that’s formed overnight. And if your girlfriend cheated on her last boyfriend to hook up with you, it’s pretty likely you’ll get the same treatment, sooner or later. There’s no need for suspicion–just caution. I don’t mean to say people don’t change. They do, all the time. Just don’t count on it. Or, at least, don’t count on it this week. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
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