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CONTROVERSIAL UBER COMES TO MAUI Looks like Uber, the service that lets people book auto rides through their smartphones has finally made it to Maui, going live on Thursday, Dec. 18. According to a Pacific Business News blog post that went up the same day, the service has already been running in Honolulu since 2013. At least Pacific Business News bothered to mention that the service is “controversial:” “Uber has been praised for its convenience and cost compared to taxi cabs, but it has also has been criticized for failing to properly vet its drivers,” stated the PBN post. “Just this week, a Boston Uber driver was charged with rape.” Uber and competitors like Lyft are extremely profitable, but the service is controversial for a lot more reasons than just that. Cab companies hate Uber because it apparently works, and has been drawing scores of customers away from them while not having to deal with traditional taxi regulations and permits. Then there’s the whole corporate culture angle. Earlier this year, journalist Sarah Lacy of Pando Daily eviscerated the company’s corporate leadership, describing it as full of “bad boy behavior and arrogance” and “sexism and misogyny.” This, she wrote, completely undermines Uber’s whole mission: “Uber is a company that presents itself as a way for people to get home safely after a night of drinking,” Lacy wrote. “Uber passengers are often locked, alone, late at night in a metal box with Uber drivers. Because of the service Uber offers as a company, the CEO and its investors need to go out of their way to set the tone that objectification of women is simply not acceptable.” Uber management’s response to Lacy– speculating that they might hire investigative reporters to look into those who’ve written critically of the company–spurred further controversy.
Of course, none of that made in into MauiNow.com’s post on Uber’s arrival, which went online two hours after the PBN post and serves as nothing more than an unpaid commercial advertisement. “According to [their] announcement, Uber prides itself on meeting the needs of the traveling public by saving time, and providing value and convenience,” stated the MauiNow post by Wendy Osher. “A company announcement touts the service as ‘better, faster and cheaper than a taxi.’”
NATURE CONSERVANCY HAWAII MAKES A&B’S CHRISTOPHER BENJAMIN BOARD CHAIRMAN The Nature Conservancy protects about 119 million acres in 35 nations. For the natural world, this is a big deal. But at the same time, The Nature Conservancy isn’t your average environmental nonprofit organization. Consider it devoted to the practice of “eco-pragmatism”–the view that the changes wrought on nature by humanity and industrialization are here to stay, and the best way to protect the world
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of The Nature Conservancy.” I think Benjamin is being serious and sincere in those statements. But I also believe that his view of the Conservancy’s “mission” is strikingly different than that usually advocated by environmentalists and biologists, who tend to see corporations and industrialization as enemies of the natural world’s preservation. And for his part, Benjamin hasn’t exactly been apologetic about the role his own corporation played in the reshaping of Hawaii’s water and land. “The plantation lifestyle built this state,” Benjamin told the Wall Street Journal back in 2010, when he was working as Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar’s general manager. “Our use of water is absolutely in the public interest.” Still, the news release makes clear that The Nature Conservancy of Hawaii is very PHOTO COURTESY THE NATURE CONSERVANCY OF HAWAII
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from corporate harm is by making environmentalism beneficial to corporations. “Conservation cannot promise a return to pristine, prehuman landscapes,” Peter Kareiva, The Nature Conservancy’s chief scientist, and Michelle Marvier and Robert Lalasz wrote in the 2012 article “Conservation in the Anthropocene.” “Humankind has already profoundly transformed the planet and will continue to do so… [C]onservationists will have to jettison their idealized notions of nature, parks and wilderness—ideas that have never been supported by good conservation science—and forge a more optimistic, human-friendly vision.” For big corporations, which fall over themselves to “partner” with The Nature Conservancy, these are very seductive ideas. The writer D.T. Max summed up the philosophy, if you can call it that, in his May 12, 2014 New Yorker article “Green is Good:” “Not every species was irreplaceable: the extinction of dodos and passenger pigeons had caused no more damage, from a scientific point of view, than had the arrival of exotic ladybugs on Mt. St. Helens. Even the polar bear, ‘that classic symbol of fragility,’ might well survive global warming, because, as the Arctic ice melted, the seals that are its food source would also move north; they’d crowd together in a smaller but still viable habitat.” That’s why I wasn’t at all surprised to get a news release the other day stating that The Nature Conservancy of Hawaii was elevating Christopher J. Benjamin, Alexander & Baldwin’s President and Chief Operating Officer, to chairman of their Board of Trustees. “It is an honor to serve as the chair of The Nature Conservancy’s Board of Trustees,” Benjamin said in the Dec. 16 Nature Conservancy of Hawaii news release. “I believe strongly in the mission of the Conservancy and its science-based, solution-oriented, collaborative approach. I look forward to working with my fellow trustees, staff and partners in continuing to advance the work
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happy with Benjamin: “Benjamin has served on the Hawai‘i Board since 2007 and has worked closely with Conservancy staff to develop the 10year vision and current three-year plan for forest and marine conservation. He is focused on ensuring financial stability, sound measures of conservation success and effective partnerships with agency and community partners, business leaders, resource managers, decision-makers and other supporters.” What’s more, the news release says Alexander & Baldwin has been a lead corporate sponsor of the Conservancy’s Hawaii work “for decades.” “Last April, the East Maui Irrigation Company, an A&B subsidiary, donated a conservation easement of over 3,721 acres of East Maui rainforest to The Nature Conservancy,” states the news release. “The new parcel lies adjacent to the Conservancy’s Waikamoi Preserve and expanded its size to almost 9,000 acres, making it the largest private nature preserve in the state.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro
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RARE SPERM WHALE SIGHTING OFF MA‘ALAEA The Pacific Whale Foundation says one of its crews spotted a sperm whale on the morning of Thursday, Dec. 4, about a mile outside Ma‘alaea Harbor. The crew aboard the Ocean Explorer said the whale was spotted in approximately 100 feet of
water, which is not typical for a sperm whale. The whales are usually found in deep, offshore waters or near deep ledges, such as along Hawaii Island’s Kona coast. “While it is exciting to see a sperm whale, we are concerned about the health of this animal,” said PWF research biologist Stephanie Currie. “We did not observe any obvious signs of trauma or illness, but to see a sperm whale in this relatively shallow water in unusual and that leads us to believe this animal may be unwell.” Members of PWF’s research team onboard a different vessel, Ocean Liberty, were able to photograph the sperm whale and observe its behavior. They said the whale did not change location throughout the day and did not appear to be swimming in any particular direction but simply milling at the surface. That unusual behavior may indicate the animal is sick or in distress. Typical behavior includes diving and frequently rolling on its sides. In July 2014, another sperm whale came into Maui leeward waters and died shortly after. Last Christmas, a sick and pregnant dwarf sperm whale beached herself in Kihei. Sperm whales are one of the deepest diving and longest ranging cetaceans, and they are the largest of the toothed whales, or odontocetes. The Pacific Whale Foundation urges anyone who spots the sperm whale to contact the research department at 808-8568305 so that they can further monitor the whale’s movements and behaviors. You can also report whales that are in distress or stranded to NOAA’s Maui Marine Mammal Response Program at 808-292-2372. -Suzanne Kayian ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our website at: mauitimecom
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Yes, kids, it’s true: Maui Police Officer Keith Taguma, a 30-year veteran of the force, will retire this week. Drivers in Wailuku can now rest a bit easier: Taguma’s parking ticket reign of terror is nearly at an end. Rumors of Taguma’s impending retirement have been flying around Wailuku for months. I even asked Lt. William Juan, the Maui Police spokesman, about it back in November. “I did not find any documentation of Officer Taguma’s retirement date,” Juan emailed me on Nov. 10. “As of this time, the answer would be no he is not retiring next month.” Nonetheless, The Maui News reported on Dec. 20 that Taguma would retire this week. “Taguma dropped by Mayor Alan Arakawa’s office Friday to relay the news, shaking hands and taking pictures with the mayor and his staff, Maui County spokesman Rod Antone said,” the paper reported. That story, which carried no byline, was strange–even for The Maui News . Half of it deals with the ridiculous TAGUMAWatch complaint earlier this year. The Maui News also buried at the end of the story the 1985 incident (which occurred just three months into his MPD career) in which a man named James Estrada shot Taguma in the stomach with Taguma’s own gun during a traffic stop.
The details are all online, in the 1987 Hawaii Supreme Court ruling of State v. Estrada. Here’s an excerpt: “The preliminary facts are not disputed. Officer Taguma was a receiving desk officer working the night shift at the Wailuku, Maui police station,” states the ruling. “In the early morning hours of June 29, 1985, he was assigned to get breakfast for some other police officers from the Kahului Burger King restaurant. Officer Taguma was in uniform and drove a marked police van. While returning from the Burger King, Officer Taguma stopped the car driven by Estrada. Bayani Gamit (hereinafter ‘Gamit’) was Estrada’s passenger. Both vehicles parked in the Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant parking lot. Officer Taguma and Estrada got into a fight, Officer Taguma was shot with his own gun, and Estrada fled. Later that day, Estrada surrendered. Officer Taguma was treated for severe abdominal injuries at Queen’s Medical Center hospital (hereinafter ‘Queen’s Hospital’).” Estrada was later convicted of attempted murder (his appeals were ultimately struck down). But what really matters here is that an era of Wailuku and Maui history is ending. People make jokes about how Taguma was some sort of omniscient specter, seemingly everywhere in Wailuku at the same moment, writing parking ticket after parking ticket to just about everyone. But when you look at the data–at the raw citation numbers provided by the MPD’s
own annual reports–it’s clear Taguma was one of the hardest working officers in the department’s history. “Officer Keith Taguma was the Parking Enforcement Officer for Wailuku in 2013,” states the MPD’s 2013 Annual Report, the most recent one available. “He is responsible for citing traffic violations, as well as making checks on abandoned and derelict vehicles. Officer Taguma issued a total of 6,986 citations, generated 49 incident reports, and made 8 arrests.” Read that again: In 2013, Taguma wrote 6,986 citations by himself (and that was nothing compared to 2012, when he wrote 7,870 tickets, according to the MPD’s 2012 Annual Report). In 2013, the 449 officers who make up the Maui Police Department wrote a total of 42,228 citations. That means Taguma himself accounted for 16.5 percent of the department’s entire citation-writing. Hell, Taguma’s 2013 haul was larger than any MPD district–the closest, the 41 officers who staff the Lahaina district, wrote a total of 6,514 citations in 2014. What’s more, Taguma even wrote more citations than the dozen members of the MPD’s Traffic Section put together (they accounted for 6,816 tickets in 2013). Every year, Taguma wins MauiTime’s Best Scary Public Official in our annual Best of Maui readers’ poll. Looks like people are going to have to think of someone new next year.
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People advertising for love interests via online dating sites have apparently become picky about how they describe their sexuality. To the usuals (male, female, gay, heterosexual) have been added recently (as reported by NPR in December after surveying OkCupid.com) “asexual,” “androgynous,” “genderqueer” (evidently not the same as “gay”), “queer” (not quite “gay,” either), “questioning,” “trans man,” “transsexual,” “transmasculine,” “heteroflexible” and “sapiosexual” (turned on by “intelligence”). Still, some users of the site found the choices inadequate. One young woman described her sexual orientation as “squiggly,” and the reporter cited others who thought highly of that term.
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Britain’s Home Office revealed in November (by releasing archived documents from 1982) that among the contingency suggestions for worst-case nuclear attack on the country was commissioning “psychopaths” to help keep order. They are “very good in crises,” an advocate wrote, because “they have no feelings for others, nor moral code, and tend to be very intelligent and logical,” and thus could do quite well at containing the vigilante survivalist enclaves that might develop in the event parts of the kingdom became lawless. (After an apparently thoughtful debate, the suggestion was not agreed to.)
GREAT ART! At a recent art show at Paris’ Palais de Tokyo, Italian artist Sven Sachsalber, for his provocative piece, brought in a large haystack on Nov. 13, dropped a needle into it, and gave himself two days to find it. Late the next day, he picked it up. (Palais de Tokyo calls itself an “anti-museum par excellence.”)
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MONEY SHOT A theatrical producer in Madrid found a way around Spain’s recent steep sales tax increase on certain entertainment venues (sports, movies, live theater): It sold back issues of vintage pornographic magazines for the equivalent of $20–with a “free” ticket to its latest stage production by noted direc-
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COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS Creative: Eric Opitz, 45, who was indicted on 13 counts of fraud in Philadelphia in October, had explained that the reason he needed human growth hormone (that he would resell) despite being 6-foot-3, 450 pounds, was that he was really a dwarf and feared he would recede if he stopped the medication.
BUNGLING CINEMATOGRAPHERS Zak Hardy, 18, and Terrill Stoltz, 41, were arrested recently in separate incidents and charged with photographing women in bathrooms without their permission. Hardy, caught in a public restroom in June in Exeter, England, pointing his phone from one stall to another, explained that he was just trying to see whether his phone was waterproof. Stoltz professed his innocence, as well, claiming the camera he set up in his ex-girlfriend’s bathroom in Billings, Montana, was solely to have a photographic record of him when he cleaned his chickens in the bathtub.
THE NEW NORMAL An Oceanside, California, couple was surprised in November to discover that buying a purebred bichon frise on credit meant they were only leasing the dog for 27 months and would have to make a 28th payment to actually “own” Tresor. Furthermore, the lease, under a “repo” threat, required “daily exercise,” “regular bathing and grooming” and “immediate” disposal of Tresor’s “waste.” A spokesperson for the store, Oceanside Puppy (which works with four finance companies), told the San Diego Union-Tribune that the arrangement is fairly standard now for expensive pets.
WAIT, WUT? In a 2012 incident in Cleveland (where a white police officer recently shot to death a black teenager holding a toy gun), 13 officers chased two unarmed black homeless drug users at high speeds and fired 137 shots at the pair, killing them. (A car had supposedly backfired, suggesting a gunshot at the cops.) As a result of “communication” failure, the 13 were placed on limited “desk duty” for 16 months and subjected to continuing investigation. Recently, nine of the 13 officers sued the city, charging that non-black officers are historically and illegally disciplined more harshly for mistakes when victims are black. ■
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hough Bill Maher describes himself as an entertainer, he’s made himself quite famous advocating liberal and libertarian views on his various talk shows through the years. Even when the hammer comes down on him, Maher has shown remarkable popularity and resilience. When advertisers boycotted his ABC show Politically Incorrect back in 2002 after he dared to question President George W. Bush’s statement that the Twin Towers hijackers were “cowards,” he moved to HBO, where his Real Time With Bill Maher airs to this day. For many unhappy with this nation’s political establishment and power structure, Maher’s iconoclasm is welcome and reassuring. On Dec. 17, I spoke with Maher by phone for about 20 minutes, in anticipation of his upcoming Jan. 1 stand-up show at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. Though he’s a comedian by trade, our chat was anything but funny.
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You talk about voting a lot in your show. We voted, as I’m sure you heard. With a citizen’s initiative, a slight majority voted in a temporary moratorium on the growing of genetically modified organisms (GMOs).
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Yes, I know they did. And I’m thrilled. For many here, the issue wasn’t so much the GMOs, but the pesticides used by growers.
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So your challenge is with pesticides?
Look, pesticides are bad, but they’re only one of the things that are bad. Many people support labeling, but the industry does not. Why is that?
You know again, because of lobbying. I mean, we saw it here out in California. We had it on the ballot and it looked like it was going to pass–labeling GMOs. I mean, again it’s not
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Ok, let’s talk people, voters and stupid America. We sometimes wonder if people understand the stories we write. If America is as you often portray on your show, then as a publisher, I worry if our stories are actually making a difference.
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I worry about the same thing, absolutely. So how do we fix America? As an entertainer, are you interested in fixing America?
I’m always interested in fixing things. I try to be an activist citizen. I mean, I donated a million dollars to [President Barack] Obama’s campaign in 2012. I’m as serious as I can be. I put my wallet behind it, I’m not fucking around. Look, I’m an entertainer first, especially when I’m coming to Hawaii to do a stand-up show. A stand-up show has to be about getting people laughing, and laughing hard. I mean, this is not a lecture, but the television show [Real Time] is a bit different. The television show is a hybrid between serious and funny. Absolutely, we tried to Flip A District this year. We tried to get rid of one bad congressman who was absolutely emblematic of what is preventing America from being fixed. Which is that he’s a guy, John Klein in Minnesota, who like so many other congresspeople is completely bought and sold by Corporate America. And that is whose bidding he does. I mean, when you ask me, “What is the first step, the elemental step in fixing America?” I would say it is that. It’s getting out of the corporate stranglehold that corporations have in this country. This is why people vote against their own interests. This why we can’t pass something like labeling GMOs–it’s always about Corporate America. And you know when they say, “Why don’t people vote their own interests?” They would except they are fooled be the kind of money that flows into politics. So when you talk about fixing America, I think you have to get the money out of it. That’s the beginning of it, it’s getting the money out of politics.
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So how do we bring the disengaged and uniformed back to the table? I mean, is removing money from politics enough?
It’s a step toward doing that. It certainly would help because studies show that people get turned off by negative campaigning.You know the Koch brothers paid for, I think, one out of every $10 that was spent in the last election we
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just had, the midterms. And what they do is they put on negative, misleading campaigns about the liberal in the race or whoever the Democrat is. Then the Democrat has to attack the other party in kind, so it turns into a very negative race, which is what they want, because what studies show, the more negative the race, the lower the turnout. People just get so turned off they go, “ah, fuck ‘em both; a pox on both their houses; I’m not even going to show up; I can’t even tell which one of them is telling the truth; Fuck it all” and they get turned off. And this is what the Koch brothers want. This is what Republicans want. Republicans want the least amount of turnout. Because their base always comes out. They want it to turn off everybody else. And this is how you wind up with the Congress we just voted in, a Republican congress. Now you look at the polling–people don’t like the Republican Party and yet they just voted them into office. That’s because the liberals stayed home because they were turned off.You know, other countries don’t do this.You look at a country like Norway. They have 81 percent voter turnout. We have 48 percent. That’s because advertising is banned in that country because they take elections seriously. We don’t, we take it like any other advertising campaign, like we’re selling dog food or deodorant.
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Okay, onto police militarization. We have an armored Bearcat here on Maui. In light of Michael Brown in Ferguson and Eric Garner in New York, where does police abuse and militarization end?
Well, this is the beginning of it. We’ve never really seen this before. I mean, I think to me, what happened in this country is that way back in the ‘60s police were called pigs by people. It was a horrible time in this country for both soldiers and policeman, in the late ‘60s. And I think the country, as it often does, swings the pendulum too far in the other way. It never lands in the middle, and we got to this place where we venerate soldiers and policeman as something other-worldly, and they’re not. They’re just human beings. So it became somehow de rigor to never criticize the police. But the police need criticizing–it’s long overdue. We’re not saying that all policemen are bad–I’m sure most of them do their job honorably–but there’s a lot of bad apples. And there’s a lot of training. And there’s a lot of bad philosophizing about what the police are. I’ve talked about this for years on my show. This idea, it seems like coming from the police that when it says “Protect and Serve” on the car, they are talking about themselves. They have this idea that if they’re in any
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Well, I’m not an expert on what [pesticides] exactly they use. We certainly know that some are more virulent and incompatible with the human body than others. What’s dangerous is that we’re using ourselves as guinea pigs, I think, for a lot of stuff. Way back when I was a kid, they banned DDT, so we know that this stuff can be so bad that even the government, which I don’t trust at all, can find something so awful that they would take it off the market. [Then there’s] the fact that Monsanto is as powerful as they are. The fact the head of the FDA [Food and Drug Administration] is a former Monsanto executive [Michael Taylor] is very disturbing. The fact that Hillary Clinton, who will probably be president next time, is really in the pocket of Monsanto, as is probably every other politician at this point. It is very disturbing because it is not just the pesticides, it’s that whole RoundUp–ha, ha. You know, they have to keep upping the game because chemical formation changes–it’s an arm race to keep ahead of the bugs.
that hard of a case to make to people: Hey, we’re only asking to label, we’re not even taking anything out of it. We’re just giving you information. Who could be against that? Well, of course, in lobbying America, anybody can be against anything and you can convince people of anything. And that’s just what they did. They ran a campaign–a very disingenuous, dishonest campaign– which basically told people that the price at the grocery store was going to go up if this happened. Of course that is not true, but it scared people and you know you can always scare people one way or the other.
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Whose responsibility is it to educate the adults who should be voting?
That would help. But when you ask about whose responsibility it is to inform the voters, it’s the media’s responsibility. And the media used to take that responsibility seriously, but once again, greed– the root of all evil. Media used to be a loss leader. I mean, news-gathering media. And now, the news gathering divisions of every network have to make a profit. That’s why they don’t really educate people because they pander to people. In the days of Walter Cronkite, his broadcast didn’t have to make a profit, that’s what The Beverly Hillbillies was for. This is what William S. Paley said at CBS–We put the news organization out there for the benefit of the people and for the democracy that we live in–and therefore they were able to be more serious. If you watch the nightly news every night, there’s one slog of news for about five minutes and then it’s bullshit. It’s bullshit stuff that’s going to get people to watch. Of course people are not informed, they don’t see it when they watch the news.
danger at all, they have the right to just unload their clip at whatever is presenting the danger, and that’s not the job. They keep saying, “It’s a very dangerous job”–of course it’s a dangerous job. We know that.You know that when you joined the force. It’s voluntary, nobody drafted you be a police officer. It’s a dangerous job and you just can’t shoot at the first thing that scares you. And I know most cops don’t do that, but obviously a lot of them do, and that’s got to stop. The fact that people are in the streets, protesting this for weeks–that’s a great sign. That’s how things start to change. The cops have got the message that they need to change they way they do things. And I think they will.
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The team at Three’s also finds influence from other local chefs. “Inspiration comes from just seeing Maui chefs do what they love,” says Morrin. “Sheldon [Simeon] of Migrant, Isaac [Bancaco] at Andaz, Kyle [Kawakami] with food truck Fresh Streatery, Lyndon [Honda] and Jeff [Scheer] with their catering companies–all the bad ass resort chefs and a ton more on Maui. It’s about supporting each others businesses and not about competing. Of course, huge inspiration comes from the Hawaii chefs who helped pioneer Hawaiian Regional cuisine–Mark Ellman, Bev Gannon, Alan Wong, RoyYamaguchi and DK Kodama.” They say they got the idea for Three’s out surfing, and the ocean is still part of their idea process. “Surf is always important!” says Morrin. “Surfing is what originally brought the three of us together and we will never forget that. There was a period of about four years where we didn’t surf very much or at least together. We have an amazing staff now and we try to make time for it. Some of our best business and restaurant ideas have come from drifting around in the line-up. It’s important to still be connected to that, no matter what the future brings.”
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hey always say too many chefs ruin the pot, but I’ve definitely come across an exception to that at Three’s Bar and Grill in Kihei. In fact, you could say the more chefs, the merrier. When I first met the chefs that put the three in Three’s–Cody Christopher, Travis Morrin and Jaron Blosser–I was intrigued by their initial three-way concept of mixing Southwest American, Pacific regional and Hawaiian grinds, but wasn’t sure how it would play out. Four years later, they’ve fine-tuned their concept by brazenly hiring more chefs, opening a food truck, adding to their catering business and dreaming of still more restaurant concepts. “We all take on different aspects of the company,” says Morrin. “Cody is the executive chef, Jaron the general manager and I am the catering director. We all collaborate on menus and specials. Three chefs are better because we work together to solve problems and grow the company. We can count on each other to always be there for whatever the company needs.” Three’s altered their menu over the summer, adding a sushi bar and some items like noodles and ramen. Morrin’s recent trips to Japan inspired additional dishes. “We are always influenced by where we
travel, gathering inspiration from everywhere we have visited,” says Morrin. “I personally love visiting new cities and seeking out the local top chefs and learning about the regional cuisine, where they source their products and so on. I love traveling to San Francisco, Seattle and Japan, just to name a few.” The expansion of their sushi menu included building out a gorgeous and chic sushi bar that sits right inside the main entrance to the surf lounge. The sushi bar is manned by a raw bar team that includes sushi masters Thomas Shin and Brady Hutto, who crafted some incredible rolls while I was there. The Rock and Roll was one of my favorites, combining unagi, ahi, negi and black tobiko. Most of their specialty rolls all have something a little different added–jalapeno, sriracha aioli, mango or basil. “Sushi is definitely eat with your eyes first, so we let the quality of the ingredients shine through first and foremost,” says Morrin. “Sometimes it’s as simple as ruby red big eye tuna and local avocado with sambal aioli. Other times we get crazy and develop fun specialty rolls, always taking into consideration the subtle nuances of each ingredient. For example, the creaminess of an avocado and/or crispiness of raw beets. Taste and texture are priority, and you’d be surprised how presentation just works after that.” I also sampled a Katsura Muki roll–cored cucumber outside, a touch of shiso, raw salmon and cream cheese dressed with a sweet namasu style sauce made by Shin. These rice-less rolls are
tres chic because of the gluten-free craze, but are light and crisp and stand delicious on their own. “We do our best to balance quality fresh ingredients with texture, flavor and presentation,” says Morrin. “Our raw bar chefs are so talented now a days, that we pretty much give them free roam on specials. We want to see their creative side. We are firm believers that this brings out their true inspiration and a little bit of friendly competition. We use a high-quailty Japanese short grain rice called Tamaki Gold. Our sushi rice is cooked daily and expertly made with care and proper technique–any sushi connoisseur knows, the rice is as important, if not more important than fish itself. Texture and temperature are key ingredients to the eating experience when it come to rice. Our sushi vinegar is also made in-house.” I have always enjoyed a good roll, but I was really piqued by their addition of flat iron steak. Recommended by Chef Morrin for its garlic dried mein, it was the truffle yaki-marinated beef that was irresistible at first. Then the peppery garlicky noodle with sautéed kale, oyster shrooms and baby heirloom tomato stole the show. It’s really an incredible dish that looks be-
The Flat Iron Steak nign on the menu. I will definitely return for it. The ramen is another stand-out: a traditional six-minute egg sitting side by side with little stacks of veggies over noodles and a hefty 12hour pork dashi. I could easily fall in love with the kim chee shiitake mushroom, by far my favorite veggie, but it was all the ingredients in a cohesive bite that was the best. We talk about texture in sushi, but it’s just as critical in ramen, but more subtle and fleeting. Everything worked together in their ramen. “Our most popular lunch items are our traditional pork and soy dashi ramen featuring local Iwamoto noodles,” says Morrin. “For dinner, it’s a combination of menu favorites like our garlic and mustard-rubbed prime rib, signature sushi rolls and daily fresh fish specials. Guests love the ramen because it’s a taste of traditional Japan with a broth that’s literally simmered over night. The prime rib features Big Island beef and au jus with Maui Brew Co. Lahaina Town Brown Ale. And, of course, the sushi is always fresh and fun. We recently starting carrying fresh uni in house as everyone was demanding it.”
Three’s does breakfast, lunch and dinner seven days a week, 8:30-11am breakfast, 11am-4pm lunch and 5-10pm dinner. Check their quickie breakfast special of two eggs, your choice of meat and toast for $5.95. They have a food truck you will find at select events across the island. Three’s happy hour specials are half off select appetizers and sushi and $3.50 wells, drafts, Mai Tais, Margaritas and is offered twice a day: 3-6pm and again 9-10pm. Three’s has live music, the schedule is on their website. The Surf Lounge also hosts great parties like their upcoming Hell Caminos Anniversary show this Saturday. For Christmas and New Year’s, it’s full steam ahead in their kitchens, with a traditional turkey dinner, prime rib or Hawaiian fish special on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day and a New Year’s Eve four-course dinner and Champagne. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s website at: mauitime.com
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then de-gases for your enjoyment. The Chemex and the V60 are players in the slow food movement, and morning cups here are more about the coffee than your schedule so be patient. There is plenty to gaze at on the red walls while you wait. If you want a faster cup, try the espresso– perhaps their infamous New Zealand “Flat White.” It’s sort of like a cappuccino but the milk is prepared a bit wetter and glossier. “Our coffee is fresh,” says Jaleh. “It’s roasted and four days later it’s ready. We open our bags according to freshness and readiness. We grind it on the spot. That Faema espresso machine is a Ferrari. It’s about $15,000 worth of machinery and the only one on Maui.” Jaleh teamed up with Madame Donut to
develop a really excellent Coffee Program to go with my donuts but I don’t have the resources nor the time to put into it at the moment. Then a couple of customers mentioned Memphis Belle and I had to check them out. I fell in love with their coffees and the people. They’re my instant family with dreams and purpose that are aligned with mine.” The cafe sources coffee locally but also provides the Memphis Belle New Zealand coffee by Flight Coffee. Flight travels the world for what they call “best practices” fair trade farmed coffee. “I want to bring the third wave of coffee culture to Maui,” says Jaleh. “I want people to have their Maui coffee and taste the world, too.”
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ave you ever had someone whip out a digital scale when you ordered a cup of coffee? That’s how you know you’re at Memphis Belle. There, the brewed coffee comes three ways: Chemex, V60 and cold drip. The cold drip apparatus looks like a mad science lab, but everything coffee here is approached with solid science. I thought I was a huge coffee nerd until I met Jaleh Edwardson, who co-owns Memphis Belle with her husband Justin. She’s so passionate about her coffee that when she decided to move to Maui from New Zealand, she resolved to bring her coffee culture with her. “I lived in New Zealand in Wellington for ten years and I got accustomed to having good specialty coffee,” says Jaleh. “I love it. I love coffee. I love good coffee. So
as my husband and I decided to move, we thought, what are we going to do about our coffee? Coffee is not the same in America.” They scanned the Pacific for the right spot for their relocation and decided on Maui. The cafe idea came with them. “We approached a friend of ours who owned the Memphis Belle Cafe in Wellington, New Zealand,” says Jaleh. “We said, ‘This is the perfect coffee house, we love the vibe. How can we do what you’re doing, but on Maui?’ So we purchased the rights to the branding, the logos, the naming rights. We asked them to come to Maui for six weeks and train us and build and set up to be a successful cafe. They helped us source and buy our equipment.” The coffee is phenomenal. Pour-over style is the ultimate in the coffee hipster world. Special folded coffee paper cones are rinsed. Coffee is grinded on the spot, after you take your pick from Jar A, B or C. I went for a Colombian strain named Project Honey for its peach and apple profiles, a red graph on a card on display helps me divine my palate. Coffee blooms,
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provide some of the magic in the Memphis Belle kitchen. You’ll find Maui-made artisanal doughnuts now, along with their bagels and cream cheese selections, and the cafe offers fresh vegetable juices, too. Jaleh and Madame agree that it’s a match made in cafe heaven. “Coffee and donuts are a classic combo of a pick-me-Up,” says Madame Donut. “Feeling down or low energy? Get a coffee and donut! It’s a jolt of energy and fun! And in the case of my collaboration with Memphis Belle Coffee House, the best tasting coffee and donuts on Maui! I’ve always wanted to
Part of that plan includes evening events. “Our courtyard here is really underutilized so what we are going to do is open mic nights on the first Fridays of the month from 6pm to 9pm,” says Jaleh. “We did one already–Madame Donut did a Monte Cristo that was a huge hit. We had so many performers! It was a great night.” Catch their next open mic on Jan. 9. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s website at: mauitime.com
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This Weeks Picks FRIDAY, DEC. 26 G LOVE – Philadelphia native Garrett Drew Dutton–also known as G Love–will be making a pitstop at Charley’s this Friday as part of his Beachside Blues Tour. With influences ranging from Bob Dylan to Run DMC, G Love has collaborated with musicians like Jack Johnson and The Avett Brothers. His newest release, “Sugar,” celebrates the Hip-Hop/blues artist’s second decade on the music scene. Joining him will be Jimi Jazz on bass and Houseman on drums. $35. $10. Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808- 579-8085, DovePresents.com. Photo courtesy G Love’s Facebook page
FIRSTLIGHT FILM FESTIVAL – The 16th annual FirstLight: Academy my Screenstle ings festival continues at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Castle Theater this Friday through Tuesday. It will feature both Hawaii prehis mieres and official submissions for Best Foreign Language Film. This nd weekend’s films include Dear White People, The Gambler, Beyond sthe Lights, Nightcrawler and more. Days and times vary. 4-Admisd sion Fast Pass Available. $15 single tickets. Maui Arts and ); Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, MauiFilmFestival.com. Photo courtesy MFF
SATURDAY, DEC. 27 HELL CAMINO’S 10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY – The punk-rock trio Hell Caminos started in Honolulu 10 years ago. Now you can catch them this Saturday at Three’s Bar and Grill in Kihei with new gear and a new EP. Consisting of Michael Camino (upright bass,) Nick Danger (guitar) and Handsome Jack (drums), the “rockabilly” group is known for giving great live performances. Joining them will be Black Square, Order of the White Rose and The Minorities. 9:30pm. $15. Three’s Bar and Grill (1945 S. Kihei Rd.), Facebook.com/hellcaminos. Photo courtesy Hell Caminos’ Facebook page
BUILD YOUR OWN ROCKET – Maui Makers presents a workshop on rocketry with Carlos Santos this Saturday at Saint Anthony’s Jr/Sr High School. The two-part class will review the basics of rockets, how they function as well as actually building one. Teams will then get a chance to launch their rockets. The hands-on class invites families for a day of discovery and experimentation. Pack a lunch and your creativity! $20 (per family). 10am-2pm. Saint Anthonys Jr/Sr High School (1618 L Main St., Wailuku), Mauimakers.com/blog. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
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SUNDAY, DEC. 28 OSHOGATSU TRADITIONS DINNER – The Japanese Cultural Society of Maui is inviting you to their Oshogatsu Traditions Dinner this Saturday at the Wailuku Hongwanji Social Hall. Members and guests can participate in traditional mochi pounding, cultural games, crafts and more. They will also serve the traditional New Years Eve soup Ozoni. Space is limited, so reserve your spot. $10 (members)/ $15 (non-members). 5:30pm. Wailuku Hongwanji (1828 Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-283-9999, Jcsmaui.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
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LILY MEOLA – Warm up the winter season with an intimate performance from Maui songbird Lily Meola this Sunday at Gannon’s in Wailea. She’s just 19, but she’s already worked with musicians like Willie Nelson and Makana. Her sultry vocals and great skills make clear she’s going places. She’ll be joined by Tom Conway on guitar and Marcus Johnson on bass. $15. 9pm. Gannon’s (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080, Lilymeola.com. Photo: Tracy Leboe
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SOLO AUTOCROSS – Rev your engines this Sunday for ss. the Maui Sports Car Club of America Solo Autocross. he Sports car enthusiasts are invited to bring their cars to the rasolo events. There will be contests and plenty of car camaraderie. Gates open at 8am. 8am-2pm. $25 for members; $35 for visitors plus $15 weekend pass. Maui Motor Sports Park (Mokulele Highway), Mauiscca.net. Photo courtesy MSCC
MONDAY, DEC. 29 ‘KILL THE MESSENGER’ – In Kill The Messenger, Jeremy Renner plays Gary Webb, a former investigative reporter for the San Jose Mercury News who in the mid-1990s blew the lid off the CIA’s dealings with Central American cocaine traffickers. His reporting was dramatic but controversial, and the resulting backlash cost Webb a lot, and damaged journalism everywhere. (On a personal note, back in 1996 Nick Schou–the author of the 2006 book Kill The Messenger upon which the movie is largely based–gave MauiTime Editor Anthony Pignataro his first journalism job.) Anyway, the movie–which had limited Mainland release–is getting a special Maui screening courtesy of the FirstLight Film Festival. The movie is rated R and is 112 minutes long. $15. 5pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW, Mauifilmfestival.com. Photo: Movieweb.com
Pili Mo'o Tatau – The Master Samoan Matai and Tatau artist Pili Mo'o will be doing a guest spot at Blue Hawaii Tattoo. Pili Moo started tatooing in Moorea, and then learned under late Sua Lulu'ape Paulo II. Practicing the tools and philosophy of the ancient tatau craft, Pili Moo travels across the world to share his art. Call for appointments or instagram @spilimoo Dec. 26th-30th Blue Hawaii Tattoo (143 Lahainaluna Rd) 808-662-1234 or 845-500-0132; tataubymoo.com. Photo: @spilimoo
WEDNESDAY, DEC. 31 LONGHI’S NEW YEARS EVE BASH – Longhi’s in Wailea is inviting you to ring in 2015 with them. The evening comes complete with a prix fixe dinner, midnight champagne toast and music from DJ PlayWFire Ono. Dance 2014 away with party hats and noisemakers, because that’s what people do on nights like this. Make sure you last the entire evening by getting a full meal (dinner seating is at 8pm). $85+. Longhi’s Wailea (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.), Longhis.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
WEDNESDAY, DEC. 31 GANNON’S NEW YEARS EVE PARTY – Yes, there are a lot of things to do on New ew onYears. You can meet up with friends at some house, and spend hours making awkward conversation next to the bowl of Tostitos. Or you can stay at home like a lame person. Why not just dance, dine and drink in the New Year at Gannon’s in Wailea? DJ Ron will be in the mix 15. while guests can refuel with bites by Gannon’s bistro. Guests even get party favors! $15. ea $25 per person for table reservation. 9:30pm-12:30pm. Gannon’s (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.), Gannonsrestaurants.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
COCKTAIL CRUISE – Celebrate the new year at sea with Pacific Whale Foundation’s starlight cruise this Wednesday. Live island-style music, ono appetizers and up to three complimentary cocktails for adults 21 and over await those looking for a New Years celebration fit for Maui. No party is complete without a champagne toast at midnight! There are two sailing options: 10:15pm and 10:45pm. 808-249-8811 ext. 1, Pacificwhale.org. Photo courtesy PWF
WEDNESDAY, DEC. 31 LUKAS NELSON – Here’s something different: spend your New Years Eve with Lukas Nelson & Promise of The Real this Wednesday at Charley’s. Though the son of Willie Nelson, Lukas has gone and created his own music. The Promise of The Real consists of Anthony Logerfo, Tato Melgar and Corey McCormick. They’ve performed on famous stages and festivals including The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Show with David Letterman and Stagecoach. Catch the Paia native for two nights, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. $30 NYE. $50 Two-Night Special. 21+. 9:30pm. Charley’s Saloon & Restaurant (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085, CharleysMaui. com. Photo courtesy Promise of the Real’s Facebook page
WHOOP IT UP AT THE GLOW PARTY – Calling all dancers to party with a pop at Casanova. Nothing says New Year's Eve like midnight bubbles and gogo dancers. DJ Curt remains dedicated to the glorius tradition of Wednesday night for the ladies. This dance party is going to be you won't forge. If you want to do something memeorable over the New Year blast off at this upcountry party of 2014. $20. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao); 808-572-0220, casanovamaui.com. Photo: geralt pixelbay.com
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10PM • $35 21 & over
Tickets & more info 808-635-5556 www.dovepresents.com 142 Hana Hwy, Paia
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Film
by Barry Wurst II
Agonyyyyyyyyy! Just don’t go ‘Into The Woods’ ★★★★★ Rated PG / 124 Min.
N
ot every successful Broadway musical should be made into a movie, a fact someone needs to tell Rob Marshall. His big break as a filmmaker came with his blockbuster adaptation of Chicago, admittedly tough material that he translated smoothly onto the silver screen. While imperfect, he later brought an appropriately theatrical quality and stunning beauty to Memoirs of a Geisha. Marshall’s affection for the theater world makes him a rare and valuable filmmaker. His adoration for even midgrade Broadway musicals explains why he decided to make Nine and Into The Woods into movies. The former had a rocky time on stage, despite the terrific material and actors like Raul Julia and Antonio Banderas in the lead. As a movie, Nine suffered from a badly miscast Daniel Day-Lewis and a hit and miss assortment of scenes without a center. The latter, despite its popularity, is not one of writer/ composer Stephen Sondheim’s great musicals. Sondheim’s unique word couplings
and beautiful melodies served Sweeney Todd, both on stage and as a film, but Into The Woods is a bust. At least Nine had Day-Lewis as the film’s master of ceremonies. Into The Woods gives us great actors playing wafer-thin fairy tale characters, who shuffle on and off a murky forest set. No one ever steps up and takes control. We get Anna Kendrick as Cinderella, Meryl Streep as The Witch, Johnny Depp (very briefly) as The Wolf, Emily Blunt as the Baker’s wife and Chris Pine as a dashing Prince. They all have lovely voices and give it their best but can’t ignite a story that’s both busy and aimless or sing tunes with clunky, simplistic lyrics. I’ve never seen Into The Woods on stage but remember cringing when I first listened to the soundtrack. Sondheim is a treasure and so is Bernadette Peters (who played The Witch on Broadway) but Into The Woods stinks. Song after song, we get soaring orchestrations but lyrics that seem designed to make actors come across as mush-mouthed and vocally inadequate. My heart goes out to anyone who struggles to pull off this material in community theater. Friends of mine who saw it on stage praised the clever effects and hard-working actors but not the
Free hugs! Who wants a free hug!
music. Unless you’re a die-hard fan, no one would leave Into The Woods humming the songs. Watching Pine give a full throttle take on tunes like Agony, I wished he had better material to showcase his talent. Sondheim has done far better. Marshall’s film is a lumbering ordeal that doesn’t reward the bounce and vocal beauty achieved by the cast. Kendrick (a Tony award winner before her big break in Up in the Air) and Blunt have especially gorgeous singing voices and Streep gives her Witch a great deal of feeling and pathos. Grimm Fairy Tales have rich characters who undergo dynamic journeys. The cast of Into The Woods must find themselves and work their way out of moral dilemmas they encoun-
ter... in the woods. This makes for a flimsy plot that trudges onward without creating momentum or investing audience interest. The timing seems to best illustrate why this 1987 stage attraction was belatedly made into a film. With the staying power of Frozen and Wicked in pop culture, Once Upon a Time and Grimm on television and Maleficent cleaning up last summer, fairy tales are big business. I’m not what you’d call a die-hard ABBA fan but I’d happily watch Streep in Mamma Mia! again than sit through Into The Woods. Somebody please stop Marshall before he takes on Starlight Express. To quote Pine as the Prince, this movie is agonyyyyyyyyy! ■
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by Alex Mitchell
Showtimes CASTLE THEATRE Maui Arts and Cultural Center. 808-242-7469 First Light Academy Screenings: See Mauifilmfestival.com for showtimes and listings.
KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)
MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Annie-PG- THU (10:00 10:30 12:50 1:20 4:00 4:30) 7:00 7:30, FRI-WED 10:00 10:30 12:50 1:20 3:50 4:20 7:00 7:40 10:00 10:40 Big Eyes-PG13- FRI-WED 10:10 1:10 4:10 7:30 10:30
The Imitation Game-PG13- FRI-WED 11;30 2:00 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:00 9:35 10:30
Into The Woods-PG- FRI-WED 10:10 1:10 4:10 7:10 10:10
Night At The Museum-PG-THU 11:00 11:50 12:35 2:05 2:55 3:40 5:10 6:00 7:00 8:30 9:15 10:10, FRI-WED 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:25 9:40
Unbroken-PG13- FRI-WED 10:00 10:30 12:40 1:00 3:30 4:20 6:50 7:20 9:40 10:10
The Gambler-R- FRI-WED 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:50 Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies-PG13- FRIWED 11:00 12:00 2:45 3:45 6:00 7:00 9:15 10:10 Big Hero 6-PG- THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:10 9:35, FRI-WED 12:20 2:45
Wild-NR- THU (10:10 1:40 4:20) 7:10, FRI-WED 10:20 12:50 4:00 6:50 10:40 Exodus: Gods And Kings - PG13 - 2D THU (10:00 12:40 4:10) 6:50, 2D FRI-WED 10:00 12:50 4:00 7:00, 3D 10:20. Top Five-R- THU (11:50 2:20 5:00) 7:40, FRI-WED
142 HANA HWY • PAIA • 808-579-8085 WWW.CHARLEYSMAUI.COM 10:20 1:30 4:00 6:40 9:20 Horrible Bosses 2-R- THU (10:10 1:20 4:00), FRIWED 10:00 3:50 10:20 Penguins of Madagascar- 2D THU (11:00 4:00), 2D FRI-WED 10:20 4:10 9:10, 3D 1:40 6:40 Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1-PG13- THU (10:20 1:00 1:30 4:20) 6:40, FRI-WED 10:10 12:50 3:40 6:30 9:30 Interstellar 3D- PG13- THU (10:00 12:30 3:50) 6:30, FRI-WED 12:20 6:30 Nightcrawler-R-THU (10:20 3:50) Dumb And Dumber To-PG13- THU (11:00 1:40 4:10)
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) (Ed. note: Because of holiday deadlines, FRI-WED showtimes were unavailable at press time) Hobbit: Battle Of Five Armies: 2D THU (3:15) 7:00
THURS | 12/25 CLOSED FOR CHRISTMAS WE WILL REOPEN ON 12/26/14 AT 7AM FRI | 12/26 DOVE PRESENTS
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SOLO ACOUSTIC - OUTER ISLANDS FOOT STOMPIN’ BEACHSIDE BLUES TOUR 10PM • $35
Tickets Available at: www.DovePresents.com SAT | 12/27 NO MUSIC TONIGHT SALOON WILL BE OPEN SUN | 12/28 NFL SUNDAY TICKET!! BREAKFAST SERVED 7AM DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR! MON | 12/29 CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM 7PM-10PM • no COVER TUES | 12/30 TEX MEX TUESDAY
WITH HOWARD AHIA
6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER WED | 12/31 NEW YEARS EVE WITH
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AND PROMISE OF THE REAL 9:30PM • $30 Tickets at Charley’s saloon & online: CharleysMaui.com
The Gambler opens this week
NEW THIS WEEK FIRST LIGHT FILM FESTIVAL- Castle Theatre hosts Maui’s academy screenings for the First Light Film Festival. Check mauifilmfestival.com for festival schedule and listings. THE IMITATION GAME - PG13 - Biopic/Drama The story of brilliant British mathematician and codebreaker Alan Turing, who helped win World War II for the allies. Stars Benedict Cumberbatch. 114 min. THE GAMBLER - R - Crime/Thriller - Marky Mark Wahlberg plays a literature professor who’s also a gambling junkie. 111 min.
NOW PLAYING ANNIE - PG - Comedy/Family - Quvenzhane Wallis plays Annie and Jamie Foxx plays the rich guy in this updated version of the venerable musical. 118 min. BIG EYES - PG13 - Biography/Drama - The story of painter Margaret Keane, and how her husband later claimed credit for her work. Stars Amy Adams and Christoph Waltz. 105 min. BIG HERO 6 - PG - Animation/Comedy - A giant inflatable robot and a prodigy team up to form a high-
tech group that battles bad stuff. 108 min. EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS - PG13 - Action/Drama - Ridley Scott directs this telling of the story of how Moses led 600,000 slaves to freedom in Egypt. 150 min.
NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: SECRET OF THE TOMB - PG - Adventure/Comedy - Guard Larry (Ben Stiller) is still at the museum where the exhibits come to life, but now he needs to save it or something. 97 min.
HOBBIT: BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES PG13 - Adventure/Fantasy - Bilbo Baggins is back, caught between a ring and a hard place in the bitter battle between good and evil. 144 min.
TOP FIVE - R - Comedy - Chris Rock directs, writes and stars in this story of a comedian who tries to become a serious actor. 101 min.
HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 - R - Comedy - Three idiots turn to kidnapping when dealing with an investor in their new company. Stars Jason Bateman, Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis. 108 min.
UNBROKEN - PG13 - War/Biography - Louis Zamperini survives a bomber crash in World War II and getting lost at sea, then ends up in a Japanese POW camp. Based on a true story. Directed by Angelina Jolie. 137 min.
HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY, PART 1 PG13 - Sci-Fi/Adventure - After Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) destroyed the games in the last flick, she now becomes a symbol of rebellion. 123 min.
WILD - R - Drama/Biography - Reese Witherspoon plays Cheryl Strayed, who hiked the 1,100-mile Pacific Crest Trail alone after facing personal hardship. Based on a true story. 115 min.
INTERSTELLAR - PG-13 - Sci-Fi - Christopher Nolan directs this space adventure, in which astronauts (played by Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway) travel through a wormhole to find a new home for humanity. 169 min.
LAST CHANCE
INTO THE WOODS - PG - Fantasy - A witch makes a baker and his wife take stuff from fairy tales to release an ancient family curse. Stars Meryl Streep, Anna Kendrick and Chris Pine. See this week’s film review. 124 min.
DUMB AND DUMBER TO - PG13 - Comedy - Harry and Lloyd are back, 20 years, dumber than ever. 110 min. NIGHTCRAWLER - R - Crime/Drama - A desperate man (Jake Gyllenhaal) tries to force his way into LA crime journalism. Also stars Rene Russo. 117 min.
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by Alex Mitchell & Dayna Yamasaki
Calendar
Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS KIMO WEST CHRISTMAS SPECIAL AT SLACK KEY SHOW - Dec 24-25. George Kahumoku Jr.’s Slack Key Show presents featured guest Jim “Kimo” West. Hosted by George Kahumoku with his regulars Da ‘Ukulele Boyz (Peter deAquino and Garrett Probst), Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. A pre-show dinner at the Sea House with show package and kama‘aina rates are available. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavillion (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com IRIE LOVE WITH DUBFOUNDED - Fri, Dec 26. Hosted by Q103 and DJ/MC Irie Dole, the Maui Reggae scene is in for a special holiday treat with a music-filled night with Irie Love and her band Dubfounded. 21 and over. $20 cover. Show starts 9:45pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808572-0220; Casanovamaui.com SEXY SANTA PARTY - Fri, Dec 26. There will be DJs, performers, fire dancers and more! Dress up in a holiday costume and get $5 off cover. BYOB, coconuts and mixers for sale. 18+ with proper ID. $25 cover. Event starts at 10pm. Da Warehouse Maui (200 Waiehu Rd., Wailuku); 808-639-3609. BAD SANTA - Sat, Dec 27. Another music event for the Maui EDM scene! Check out Bass Nymph alongside Monks and Prince Valium. Show starts at 10pm. 21 and over. $10 cover. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com
STAGE ‘ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE, A LIVE RADIO PLAY’ - Fri, Dec 12, 2014 - Sun, Jan 11, 2015. A beloved holiday classic of a 1940’s radio broadcast of character George Bailey who considers ending his life on a dark Christmas Eve day. 7:30pm on Fridays and Saturdays, and 3pm on Sundays. Pro Arts Playhouse (1280 S Kihei Rd, Kihei); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui.$29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, dinner, and VIP packages are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina and military prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com
WINTER KEIKI CAMPS WINTER WONDERLAND: CAMP KALUANUI Dec 22, 23, 26, 29, 30, and Jan 2. Camp Kaluanui offers a diverse arts curriculum geared to stretch minds, exercise imaginations, keep the body active, and introduce new idea-generating techniques. Surrounded by the beauty of the Hui’s historical Kaluanui Estate, campers paint, build, design, dance, sing, and play their way through a balanced variety of artistic activities each day. 8:30am-4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com WINTER BREAK GYMNASTICS - Dec 22-Jan 9.
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Experience an hour and a half of formal instruction, half an hour for BYO snack break, and an hour of supervised open gym. Reservations are required, as space is limited. Visit website for more information. $35 per 3-hour session, $70 per 6-hour session. Valley Isle Gymnastics (250 Alamaha St. Suite N-3, Kahului); 808-871-6116; Valleyislegymnastics.com OCEAN CAMP - Dec 29-31, Jan 5-9. Each day is designed to help children make direct connections with the wildlife and habitats they are learning about. The camp program includes many field trips and adventures including surfing and windsurfing lessons, tidepool explorations, snorkel cruises to Molokini, trips to Maui Ocean Center and beach visits. The program also offers games, art, hands-on science exploration and more. For students in grades 1-5. 8am-4pm. Registration required by phone or through website. $80 per day or $325 per week. Pacific Whale Foundation - Discovery Center (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-249-8811; Mauioceancamp.org KAMP KRAZY TALES - Dec 29-Jan 3, Jan 5-9. Kristi Scott and Kim Vetterli are teaming up again to present two drama/music camps this winter for the keiki Young students will learn fun drama games and music techniques, and the camp will culminate with a short performance for parents. Pre-registration is required. No previous experience is necessary. $150. 9am-12pm. ProArts Playhouse - Azeka Shopping Center (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com PRINCESS DANCE CAMP - Jan 5-9. Each day you’ll become a different princess and enjoy dancing, stories, activities and crafts. Bring your imagination and your favorite princess gear. Wear tiaras, tutus, tights and ballet slippers if you have them. Taught by Kathleen Schulz. Space is limited. For ages 3-5. Mon-Fri, 9am-12pm. $125/week. Maui Academy of Performing Arts (2027 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760; Mauiacademy.org DANCE CAMP - Jan 5-9. Students dive into ballet, Jazz and hip hop technique, with a splash of contemporary and musical theater styles of dance. They’ll also memorize brand new choreography, work in small groups with their peers and experience what it takes to put on a costumed dance concert for their friends and family. Taught by Rebecca Owen. For ages 6-10. Mon-Fri, 9am-2pm. $195/week. Maui Academy of Performing Arts (2027 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760; Mauiacademy.org DRAMA CAMP - Jan 5-9. Students learn how to use their bodies, voices and imaginations to play characters from a variety of winter-themed stories. They’ll perform for family and friends on the last day of camp. Taught by Tina Kailiponi. For ages 5-9. Mon-Fri, 9am-2pm. $195/week. Maui Academy of Performing Arts (2027 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760; Mauiacademy.org WINTER ANIMAL CAMP - Jan 5-9. This humane education program encourages campers to consider the many different ways we share the world with other living things, with the goal of inspiring respect and appreciation for all life. Every day is filled with fun games, crafts, activities, guest speakers and time with the animals. Campers practice positive reinforcement training, socialization and grooming shelter pets. This will help them grow into responsible pet owners and advocates for the animals they love. Available for students in grades 2-5. $35/day or $145/week. Maui Humane Society (1350 Mehameha Loop, Puunene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org
FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - (Every 1st & 3rd Thu). See (and sample) how Chef’s uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start
on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. First and third Thursday of every month. Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - (Every Sat.) Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - (Every Sun.) Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS (Every Sun & Mon.) Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5-5:45pm. For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali).
ART MEMORIES AND MEMENTOS - Dec 6-Jan 6. The exhibit features George Allan, Christina Cowan, J.B. Rea and Carleton. Mon-Sun, 10:30am-5pm. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Suite 101, Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com HUI HOLIDAYS 2014 - Thu, Dec 24. Finding the perfect, one-of-a-kind gift is a breeze when you shop at their annual holiday artisan showcase. Twinkling with holiday charm, the Hui’s gallery will be filled to the brim with gift items and artworks in jewelry, ceramic, print, fiber, photography, glass, painting and more. Free. Daily 9am-4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY CHRISTMAS DAY ART FAIR - Thu, Dec 25. Discover some of Maui’s most talented fine artists exhibiting under the Banyan Tree next to the historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Check out paintings, ceramics, photography, glass art, wood carvings, jewelry, baskets and more! Free. 9am-5pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Art Fair (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com CALL TO ARTISTS - Thru Dec 29. The Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center is proud to present their annual Juried Exhibition for 2015. Ceramics, printmaking, sculpture, photography, painting, drawing, jewelry, digital media, fiber, wood, mixed media and all other artistic explorations created within the past two years are welcome. Juror Charles Cohan, Professor & Chair of the Printmaking Department at University of Hawaii Manoa, will select works. The exhibition prospectus and entry forms are available online. The Annual Juried Exhibition 2015 will be open to the public on January 10. 9am-4pm. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560 x22; Huinoeau.com/exhibitions ELLEN LEVINSKY - Tue, Dec 30. Meet feather artist Ellen Levinsky at the Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery. 10am-2pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Art Fair (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111, Lahainaarts.com BRYAN DEBRIS - Wed, Dec 31. Meet mixed media/oil artist Bryan Debris at the Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery. 10am-2pm. Lahaina
Arts Society Banyan Tree Art Fair (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com
TICKETS ON SALE FIRST LIGHT FILM FESTIVAL - (Dec. 17- onward) The Maui Film Festival again lights up the Castle Theater with FirstLight: Academy Screenings on Maui. Tickets are $15 for single tickets, and $48 for FirstLight 4-Admission FastPass. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauifilmfestival.com AN EVENING WITH BILL MAHER–LIVE STAND UP TOUR - Thu, Jan 1. Check out Bill Maher’s fourth annual New Year’s Day Concert on Maui. This will be an evening with Maher and his characteristic combination of unflinching honesty and big laughs (See our interview with Maher on Page 10). Adult content and language.Tickets are $65.50, $85.50. Gold Circle: $150.50. 8pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ATMOSPHERE - Sun, Jan 4. Minneapolis is known for pretty lakes, the Mall of America and lutefisk. But 17 years ago, the hip-hop act Atmosphere transformed the city into something else entirely new–a nexus from which underground rap spiraled-out to the masses. And thanks to the duo’s indefatigable touring habits, top 20-charting albums and their galvanizing artistowned label Rhymesayers (MF Doom, Aesop Rock), they’re still pushing the boundaries of what indie rap can mean. The Grouch will also perform. Tickets are $26 advance, $30 day of show. 6:30 pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HARRY MANX - Sat, Jan 10. Dubbed an “essential link” between the music of east and west, Harry Manx creates musical short stories that wed the tradition of the blues with the depth of classical Indian ragas. Add a sprinkle of gospel and some compelling grooves, and you’ll get Manx’s unique “mysticssippi” flavour. It’s hard to resist, easy to digest and keeps audiences coming back for more. Tickets are $35-40. Show starts at 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAISEY RIKA - Sat, Jan 17. Hailing from New Zealand, this singer/songwriter began singing professionally at 13. She found national stardom with her debut release of traditional Maori songs. Now with four albums in her repertoire and significant international touring credentials (Maisey just opened for John Legend and India Arie), this soulful songstress brings her music and heritage to Maui for a one-night performance of tingling vocals and Maori fusion. Tickets are $25-35. Show starts at 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org EBB & FLOW ENSEMBLE - Sun, Jan 18. Ebb & Flow Ensemble’s eight biennial concert offers a scrumptious assortment of new music: from a classic oboe quartet by prolific British composer Benjamin Britten, to a world premiere by Ebb & Flow director Robert Pollock. The program includes a Pulitzer Prize-winning composition by Argentine-born Mario Davidovsky, for piano and electronic sounds (with special video), and an award-winning string quartet by Hawaii’s “dean” of composers, Neil McKay. The concert concludes with the delightful, tuneful Cor Anglais (English Horn) Quartet by Jean Francaix. Tickets are $25. Show starts at 5pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org NEW SHANGHAI CIRCUS - (Jan 19-20) These highly skilled, rigorously trained and multitalented acrobats will enthrall you as they bend and twist with graceful movements to form living sculptures.
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Benny Uyetake
Johnny Ringo
Will Hertzog
MON-Dave Carrol, TUE-Jordon Cuddy, WEDJustin Philips
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MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm, TUE -Tex Mex w/ Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED& THU- NYE w/ Lukas Nelson & Band
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MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips
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Jazz Brunch, 1-4pm PM-Mick Fleetwood’s Blues Band!!!
MON- Yum Yum Beast, TUE- Ryan Robinson Duo WED-NYE w/ Mick Fleetwood, House Shakers and a Special Guest!
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CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908
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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010
TUE- Willie K & Blues Band 9pm, WEDFamous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt & Gogo’s, 9-1am
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900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700
JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787
Matched with innovative choreography, radiant lighting, enchanting scenery and powerful music, this beautifully orchestrated presentation of acrobatic skills leave the audience spellbound. Building on traditional Chinese acts, the artists of today’s New Shanghai Circus add layers of complexity and daring to bring new spectacular stunts and favorite jaw-droppers. Kids of all ages, from preschool to senior citizen, will enjoy these intrepid performers from China. Tickets are $12, $25 & $35. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org AN EVENING WITH YO-YO MA - Thu, Jan 22. It’s his only Hawaii concert. Kennedy Center Honoree, CultureConnect Ambassador and UN Messenger of Peace Yo-Yo Ma has received numerous prestigious music awards and played as a soloist with most major orchestras to universal critical acclaim and the love of listeners around the world. Yo-Yo Ma is one the finest cellists of this generation, and a musician of unusually broad appeal. His 90 albums have received 19 Grammys. He’s also recorded bluegrass music, traditional Chinese melodies, Argentinian tangos and Brazilian music. For Maui, this is a rare treat. Tickets are $55, $90, $150 & $250. Show starts at 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org RANI ARBO & DAISY MAYHEM - Fri, Jan 23. Musically, Rani Arbo & Daisy Mayhem are a melting pot of American folk melody and style. Gleefully drawing from a variety of traditions, they hang a Georgia Sea Islands song on a New Orleans groove and sneak an Afro-Cuban /Cajun groove under an Irish fiddle tune. Tickets are $30. Show starts at 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org JUDY COLLINS - Fri, Jan 23. Check out folk music legend Judy Collins, an artist who’s inspired
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audiences with sublime vocals, vulnerable songwriting, personal life triumphs and a firm commitment to social activism. Her stunning rendition of Joni Mitchell’s “Both Sides Now,” from the landmark 1967 album Wildflowers has been entered into the Grammy Hall of Fame, and she’s wellamy remembered for her dreamy n and sweetly intimate version of “Send in the Clowns.” Tickets are $35-65. Show starts at 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; Mauiarts.org
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you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org
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SATURDAY, DEC 27 VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as
MONDAY, DEC 29 ‘MUPPETS MOST WANTED’ SCREENING - The Makawao Public Library features Family Movie Night this Monday. The movie will be the 2014 family-friendly caper Muppets Most Wanted. The Muppets find themselves in the middle of an international jewel-heist run by a Kermit the Frog look-alike. Gather the keiki for great evening at the library, complete with complimentary popcorn! Free. 6pm. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); Facebook.com/HSPLSHIgov/timeline VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis
MON- Mel Arausa, TUE & WED-Fulton Tashombe,
Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org
TUESDAY, DEC 30 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120
WEDNESDAY, DEC 31 YOUNG VOLUNTEERS CLUB - Calling all volunteers seven years old and up: the Young Volunteers Club would like to meet you this Wednesday at the Kihei Public Library. There’s no better way to grow the spirit of volunteerism in kids than with a service hour dedicated to various needs at the library. There will be different projects for them to work on, all of which will benefit our community. Free. 3:30pm. Kihei Public Library, Children’s Area (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; Librarieshawaii.org NEW YEARS EVE AT KUPANAHA MAGIC DINNER THEATER - Wed, Dec 31. Ring in 2015 with a three-course meal, open bar and magic. Guests will be thoroughly entertained with dancing, Hawaiian music and comedy. Tickets are $155. Call 800-262-8450 to make reservations, tickets are not available online. 8pm-1am. Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel. (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); Kbhmaui.com
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Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover
Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover
Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover
MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm
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MON -Benny Uyetake 6-8pm, TUE- Sam Ahia 6:30pm, WED- NYE w/ DJ Zeek
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KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555
LAHAINA SPORTS BAR
MON-Trivia 7-9pm
843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655
L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE
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1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
LONGHI’S LAHAINA LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051
MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400
MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618
SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning artist every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com
FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am. Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love Market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com. ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm. Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana). KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon). Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested
Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm, no cover
TBD Music, 10pm
888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
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College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; Mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music fin unique treasures includand find p ing paintings, ceramics, jewelry, ph photography, glass art, wood c carvings, baskets and more. F Free. 9am-5pm. Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; Visitlahaina.com.
CE LAHAIFEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE NA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh efit Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungryy on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm. Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of DickMAUITIME.COM/EVENTS/COMMUNITY/ADD enson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com.
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FEED MY SHEEP PROD DUCE KAHULUI - Every S FMS Produce is a moSat. bile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com.
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FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu. FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm. Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com. LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods. 8:30am-11:00am. (95 Lipoa St., Kihei). MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am-1pm. Maui Community
HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana). ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm. Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com.
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri Sonshine Rivers & Harry
Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; Sun Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; Wed Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855. COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala & Alika Nakoka 6-8:30pm; Wed, Danyell 3-5pm, Puhi K6 6-8:30pm; Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyell 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Cole Sulenta 6:30pm; Fri, Maui Underground 6:30pm; Sun, Mick Fleetwood Blues Band 6:30pm; Mon, Yum Yum Beast 6:30pm; Tue, Ryan Robinson Duo 6:30pm; Sat, The House Shakers & Steve Edwards 6:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425. HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri & Wed, Evan Shulman 8pm; Mon, Kaliko’s Way 10pm; Tue, Elvis Burnin’ Love 6:30pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400. HULA GRILL - Wed, Ernest Pua’a 11:00am; Wed, Peter DeAquino 2:30pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:00pm; Thu, Derick Sebastian 11:00am, Kealii Lum & Naiwi Teruya 2:30pm, Damon Parillo & Friends 6:00pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11:00am, Ma’a 2:30pm, Kawika Lum Ho & Friends 6:00pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11:00am, Ma’a 2:30pm, Danyel Alana & Friends 6:00pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 11:00am, Ma’a 2:30pm, Kealii Lum & Friends 6:00pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 11:00am, Kapali Keahi 2:30pm, Kealii Lum & Friends 6:00pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 11:00am, Kawika Lum Ho 2:30pm, Will Pohaku 6:00pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636. JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Mando Kane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.
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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
RITA’S 1945 S.Kihei Rd. 214-5788
SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444
STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380
THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133
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WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351
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Andrew Corradini, 7-9pm
Celtic Tigers, 7-10pm
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MON- MNF, Steve Craig, TUE-Rick Scanlon, WED- Au Tim 4-7pm & John Bowzer 7-10pm
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Maui Blues & Co., 8pm $4 cover
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JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787.
Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.
KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.
RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Thu, Good Chemistry 9pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Sat, HI Ground 9pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Fri, Dat Guyz 9pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010.
SANGRITA GRILL + CANTINA- Every Wed 5:30-7:30pm, and Final Friday Fiesta with live Flamenco music by Indio & Avion on the last Friday of every month 6:30-8:30pm. The Fairway Shops Ka‘anapali. (2580 Keka‘a Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808662-6000; SangritaGrill.com
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Sign Language CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
Just as a migratory bird returns to the same spots each year, its route based on memorized landmarks it learned from its predecessors, you’ve been a creature of habit on a grand scale. That is, you’ve revisited identical mental locations, in the same order, for years now. The hapless fowl does it because it’s a matter of life or death, but you do it, frankly, because you’re lazy, sometimes. This week, break free of instinct or habit and venture into some totally new territory. Who knows? You could discover a feeding ground more bountiful than the ones you know, or pioneer a mating dance that gets all the babes.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
Holy crap, you’re wound tight these days. Loosen some of the strings on your instrument; they’ve all gone sharp. Take a break from those you’ve been playing with and retreat somewhere quiet for a while so you can reflect and retune. It doesn’t matter that the instrument you’re playing is your heart and soul, not a violin or stand-up bass. It can warp and be ruined by abuse just the same. Take your time. There’s plenty of beautiful music to be made, but unless you deal with all this unresolved or unaddressed tension, it’s going to sound like shit.
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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
Learn from Leos. They’re your astrological opposites, but you’re not as different as you think; you’re both affable, social, maintain large groups of friends and acquaintances. In fact, the only significant difference between you is not methodology but motivation. In other words, you both do similar things, but while their actions are driven by emotion and the inertia of enthusiasm, yours are prompted by the urgings of your overactive mind and the restless stirrings of imagination and inspiration. In other words, while they could benefit from your logic, reason, and coolhanded touch, you could learn a lot with a hearty, turkey-baster-sized injection of their passion. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
Do you want to be really and truly happy? Like, ecstatic with heart-soaring delight? Tough shit. As long as you want it, you can’t have it, at least not this week, or even this season. Right now, if I were you, I’d settle for adjectives like serene and content. The kind of bliss you’re craving has to sneak up on you right now, and it’ll never catch you unless you just stop looking for it. So settle down. Sometimes it’s appropriate to hunt down joy, but not right now. Hey, don’t freak; this is really a good thing—all you have to do to find your bliss is to slow down and chill out long enough for it to catch up with you. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
Pull up! Pull up! Just grab that stick and haul back, because the plane you’re on is going to nosedive and crash otherwise. A few months ago, that prospect wouldn’t have fazed you, but now that you’ve achieved some impressive height and even spent time at cruising altitude, it’d be a shame to not only have to start all the way back at sea level, but to have to rebuild the plane first. Turbulence and minor dips along the way are to be expected on a journey like yours, but there’s no reason to lower the wheels just yet.
You’ve been taking things one step too far, lately. You managed to get over the hurdle of figuring out what exactly it is that you want, no problem. But then instead of simply asking for it, you bite your tongue, and start analyzing the best way to ask for it. Unfortunately, your process outwits and invalidates itself. In other words, you’re overthinking things, and it shows. No one wants to be manipulated, and when they can tell that’s what’s up, it inevitably backfires. This week, be as direct and forthright as possible—I suspect you’ll be pleased with your results.
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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
I didn’t bother counseling you to construct elaborate vows for this year’s New Year’s Resolution because you simply haven’t needed to make decisions for yourself and your life this past year. You’ve been remarkably self-motivated, as well as self-scheduling. Maybe I was wrong, because this past week you’ve slowed down, perhaps burdened with too much holiday weight. I can’t help believing that you were the only one in charge of all your butt-kicking this past year, so why start off the new one with a less effective M.O.? Having said that, I will add: it may be time to give yourself another motivating slap on the ass. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)
I’ve had whole series of celebrity dreams lately, mostly focusing on C- or D-list celebs who I couldn’t give two shits about. Still, it reflects the widening focus of my waking life: I’m trying to consistently consider things and people outside my usual realm of experience and my modest social circle. Can you please do that too, Libra? I’m worried that you’ve become too ensconced and involved in your own limited little world, too carried away by the minor soap opera dramas of your office or household. The solution, of course, is a trip—either mental or physical, to a distant, eminently different location. Dream it or live it; it really doesn’t matter—just get out of the neighborhood for a while, and meet some new people.
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Your heart is in need of the kind of wakeup call your mouth gets when you bite into something tart first thing in the morning. It should leave you tingling around the edges, cringing pleasantly from the intensity of the flavor, and nourishing you with deliciousness. Luckily, this kind of morsel is in reach of your tongue right this second. I can’t believe you haven’t noticed, or if you have, you’ve turned up your nose in anticipatory distaste. Screw that shit. It’s been a while since you tried something new, and here’s something you might actually like—a lot. So open your mouth, stick out your tongue, and lick.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
This week you get to play one of your favorite roles: sommelier of vice. You may know pot, sake, or sex better than you know wine; regardless of your field of expertise, someone is dying to consult with you and learn from your experience. Teach them, Obi-Wan. The best part about having an apprentice in your favorite realm of iniquity is that you can have a lot of fun with your lessons—and there’s always the very good possibility that at some point very soon, the student will become the teacher, and that’s always a good time. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
You don’t need to tame your body. It’s not your enemy. Don’t be afraid of the various smells and substances it produces; they’re just part of being human. One of the shittiest things about being members of Western culture is we develop ideals about our bodies that are unrealistic, regarding how pleasantly-scented and perfectly-shaped they ought to be. In actuality, while there’s no dearth of people who want to sleep with models there are also millions who are going to get off on your bigger booty, dick or boobs that are “too big” or “too small,” or stumpy ankles. Since you’re more liable to meet and get along with one of these folks this week, own what you got. Be proud.
New Year’s Eve is usually a bullshit let-down. Somehow, despite past experience, you expect this night to be somehow special, but it almost never is. Lower your expectations, Sag. They’re just too high. By all means, go out, find someone cute to kiss at the celebratory moment, but don’t build it up to be more than just another evening, just another glass of champagne. Anxiously anticipating fun doesn’t usually leave much room for it to actually happen. Relax and let it be lame; at least then the space exists for unexpected amusement. If it doesn’t happen, no biggie; there’ll be more nights and more champagne. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
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