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If these two moves are any guide, the next four years will be rough times for those in the state who value land preservation.

COUNTY OF MAUI ATTACKING SUNSHINE LAW AGAIN The 28th Legislature opened on Jan. 21, at the Hawaii state capitol in Honolulu. And to help ring in the 60-day festivities that are to follow, the Maui County Council submitted two bills that it would like to see pass. The first is a nice little bill that would allow UH Maui College to research industrial hemp. The second is the latest in a long series of salvos the council has fired at the state’s open meetings, or “sunshine” law. Back in 2005, members of the County

ing to a summary of the bill on the Maui County Council’s website. “Under current interpretations of the law, Maui County council members–elected officials who represent all Maui County residents–can’t freely attend such gatherings,” council Chairman Mike White wrote in a Jan. 18 Maui News op-ed piece that discussed the new bill. “Consequently, opportunities to educate ourselves on important issues are limited. Some of you may have even seen council members reluctantly leave important community meetings because of Sunshine Law concerns.” Please. The least they could do was come up with a new excuse for tinkering with the state law that requires official bodies like the Maui County Council to meet only in properly noticed public meetings with agendas posted days in advance, so mem-

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Hey Hawaii Democrats: still happy you guys gave the boot to Governor Neil Abercrombie in favor of David Ige? Sorry, but I can’t help but ask after seeing last week’s news that Ige has all but declared war on the state’s environment. The bad news started on Jan. 21, when state Senate President Donna Mercado Kim gave a speech at the opening of the Legislature that said “we believe it is time to consider giving the counties more local control over land use classifications by eliminating the Land Use Commission and overlapping operations to make the permitting process more efficient.” Wow, I don’t recall making land development “more efficient” being a big issue in the last campaign. The Land Use Act, which dates to 1961, basically created an unprecedented state zoning commission. It was designed to keep land developers from building on the state’s most productive agricultural lands. Written and pushed forward by the late Democratic state Representative Tom Gill, the bill passed in large part because many legislators didn’t understand its true intent (Gill himself admits this in the 1985 book Land and Power in Hawaii by George Cooper and Gavan Dawes). In their book, Cooper and Dawes described how the Legislature spent much of the 1960s trying to get rid of the LUC. After all, the Democratic Party at the time was largely controlled by the big landowners that owned hotels and resorts and the unions that built and staffed them. All those efforts failed, though in the 1970s the Legislature did succeed in amending the commission. The result today is a body that is still too onerous and time-consuming to developers, but too willing to approve projects to make environmentalists happy. Anyway, later that day reporters asked Ige

about Kim’s LUC-scraping idea. “Gov. David Ige told reporters that he would be open to getting rid of the Land Use Commission,” Honolulu Civil Beat reported on Jan. 21. Then two days later Ige decided to double-down by naming Carleton Ching, a lobbyist for big land owner and developer Castle & Cooke, to head the Department of Land and Natural Resources. “Ching has devoted much of his career to creating communities for Hawai‘i’s residents,” states Ige’s Jan. 23 news release announcing the Ching nomination. “Early on he spent a decade with the Hawai‘i Housing Authority where he specialized in building affordable homes. From his time at the Authority he is best known for his role in facilitating a resolution to the contentious conflict between the WaiaholeWaikane Community Association and the state. Following this he worked for Westloch, Inc., Castle & Cooke Kunia, Molokai Ranch and SSFM International. Currently he is the Vice President, Community and Government Relations, for Castle & Cooke Hawaii. In this role, he supports the organization’s real estate, agricultural and renewable energy initiatives. He is an active volunteer with a number of business, housing, health and education non-profit organizations.” That’s all well and good, but what does any of that have to do with protecting Hawaii’s land and natural resources? A coalition of more than a dozen environmental organizations, including Sierra Club Hawaii, is asking the same question. An hour or so before Ige’s State of the State address on Jan. 26, they gathered at the Queen Liliuokalani Statue at the State Capitol to express their displeasure at Ching’s nomination. There’s also a MoveOn.org petition, started by Maui activist Karen Chun, that calls for the rejection of Ching’s nomination. As of Jan. 26, the petition already had more than 4,000 signatures.

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Council called on the Legislature to simply exempt them from the Sunshine Law, which mandates various conditions under which they can meet and make decisions. They’re not calling for something so far-reaching this time, so I guess we’re making progress. The bill would “allow members of a county council to jointly attend and speak at community meetings where informational presentations are made,” accord-

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bers of the public who wish to observe or testify have adequate time to prepare. No, the council called for this very thing last year, and open government activists quickly criticized it. “This safeguard is in place to prevent discussion and decisions made on issues without public input and public notice,” Carmille Lim of Common Cause Hawaii testified last year about a similar bill backed by the Council–HB 2139 HD1. “HB 2139 HD1 would allow all members to attend these meetings, listen to a biased presentation in support of a project, and would allow a quorum or all members to discuss the project or issue at hand.” Look, legislating should be difficult. It’s supposed to be inefficient. It’s supposed to be slow. If members of the Maui County Council want to meet with members of the community, then they can hold proper agendized public hearings. That’s how things are supposed to get done–out in the open, where the public can watch. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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not have to be present to win. Decorated chairs will be on display at the church until April 19. For more information contact makawaounion@gmail.com or phone Joy Webster at 808-572-6303. -Suzanne Kayian

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So apparently holding Maui Police Commission meetings at an easily accessible place like the University of Hawaii Maui College campus is popular with residents. According to this Jan. 22 Maui News story, 14 members of the public attended the Wednesday, Jan. 21 commission meeting. Woohoo! Fourteen! Now I know 14 may not sound like a big number, but at least one commissioner said that it’s actually something to celebrate–especially given that the Police Commission is quite powerful. Remember, they’re the ones who appoint the police chief and investigate citizen complaints against Maui PD personnel. Having the public involved with the commission is vital to make sure the Maui Police Department is responsive to the public.

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Hunt was a Marine Corps veteran of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq who, though working with troubled veterans after his discharge, killed himself in 2011. The bill is currently enjoying bipartisan support. Today, the Senate Veterans Committee (which includes Hirono) passed the bill unanimously. The bill already passed the U.S. House of Representatives, 403-0. If the bill passes the full Senate, it goes to President Barack Obama. It’s possible an earlier version of the bill, designated HR 5059 but also named for Clay Hunt, could have passed late last year, but in one of his last acts before retiring, U.S. Senator Tom Coburn, R–Oklahoma, blocked the bill, effectively killing it. Despite speaking on the Senate floor for a little over nine minutes about how jacked up the VA is these days, Coburn said the bill would do nothing to help struggling veterans. “I’m going to be objecting to this bill

-Anthony Pignataro

HIRONO CALLS AMERICAN VETERAN SUICIDE RATE ‘UNACCEPTABLE’ Describing the current rates of suicide for American veterans as “unacceptable,” U.S. Senator Mazie Hirono, D–Hawaii, today called for the passage of a new bill that would, at least on paper, make life a little easier for people seeking treatment from the U.S. Veterans Administration. “It is simply unacceptable that 22 American veterans commit suicide each day,” said Hirono in a Jan. 21 news release sent out by her office. “Veterans have to face too much red tape in our bureaucratic system in order to receive help and this legislation will address staffing needs, and improve access and effectiveness of mental health care available to our veterans. We owe a tremendous debt to our service members who have sacrificed for our country and our veterans deserve access to the best mental health services we can provide. I am proud to cosponsor the Clay Hunt Suicide Prevention for American Veterans Act and hope that after today’s bipartisan action by the Veterans’ Committee the full Senate will pass the bill quickly.” The bill, designated HR 203 and known as the Clay Hunt Suicide Prevention for American Veterans Act, would “direct the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to provide for the conduct of annual evaluations of mental health care and suicide prevention programs of the Department of Veterans Affairs and “require a pilot program on loan repayment for psychiatrists who agree to serve in the Veterans Health Administration of the Department of Veterans Affairs,” among other things, according to the bill text. Clay

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It is once again time to keep old metal chairs out of landfills by turning them into art. The third annual Chair-ish Maui Recycled Art Contest launches Feb. 1. The contest, sponsored by Makawao Union Church, not only helps keep chairs out of landfills, it raises funds for the restoration and maintenance of the church’s 100-yearold Community Hall with a $15 entry fee. Participants are encouraged to let their creativity flow while decorating a rusty folding chair with any material imagined–except electricity. The only requirement is that the chair has to fold and unfold when completed. Old chairs are available at the church every Sunday from 11:30am to noon from Feb. 1 to Mar. 22. Decorated chairs must be returned to the church on Mar. 28 for judging. Last year, the church supplied 23 chairs and 13 were entered in the contest. Jim Hestand won First Prize with his “Ode to Jackson,” a color splash piece in the style of abstract expressionist Jackson Pollock. Amy Mathis won the People’s Choice award for her chair-art titled “Fairies Among Us.” This year’s winners will be announced at Aloha Hour on Sunday, April 5; artists do

“There were more people there than I’ve seen the last 14 months,” Maui Police Commissioner Michael Wilson told me this morning by phone. Given that those wishing to attend past Maui Police Commission meetings at the Wailuku station had to provide identification and get an official escort through the station, this isn’t surprising. Wilson, who’s been working for more than a year to get the meetings out of the intimidating Wailuku Police Station, added that though the Jan. 21 commission meeting agenda indicated that the next meeting would take place at the Kihei Police Station, the commissioners are trying to get it relocated to a spot on Lanai. “Even the Kihei station has an aura of guns and authority,” Wilson said. “We’re trying to keep our base at the college because it’s so convenient.” He added that it’s also possible the commission will meet somewhere on Molokai this year.

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because it throws money [away] and doesn’t solve the real problem,” he said on the Senate floor in mid-December. “And I know most of my colleagues disagree with me on that… Don’t pass another bill! Hold the VA accountable. There should be a hearing every week on every aspect of every aspect of everything that the VA does for the whole next two years!” Two times during in his Senate floor remarks, Coburn–a medical doctor–said he had personally “failed” veterans he’d been attempting to treat. The issue is personal for me as well. Almost exactly a year ago, a close friend of mine who had spent a decade in the U.S. Army and did one tour in Iraq killed himself six months after his honorable discharge (cover story “Transition Has Been Hell,” May 22, 2014, told that story). -Anthony Pignataro ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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It was billed as the first-ever art exhibition expressly for nonhuman appreciation–specifically, for examination by octopuses. England’s Brighton Sea Life Center featured the five-tank shared display in November (including a bunch of grapes, a piece of Swiss cheese and a plate of spaghetti–exhibits made of ceramic, plastic, wood and rope) that the center’s curator promised would, according to an ITV report, “stimulate an octopus’s natural curiosity about color, shape and texture.”

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Two recent innovations to the generationsold Middle East sport of camel racing boosted its profile. First, to cleanse the sport of a sour period in which children from Bangladesh were trafficked to use as jockeys, owners have begun using “robot” jockeys–electronic dummies that respond to trainers tracking the races with walkie-talkies (growling encouragement directly into camels’ ears) and joysticks (that trigger a whip at an appropriate time). Second, the firm Al Shibla Middle East of United Arab Emirates has introduced lycra-style, whole-body camel coverings that are believed to enhance blood circulation and, perhaps, racing speed (although the fashions are now used only in training and transportation, to lessen camels’ “stress”). Ultimately, of course, the coverings may carry advertising.

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“It’s not fair! There is not justice in this country!” shouted the mother of Franklin Reyes, 17, in a New York City courtroom in January after a judge ordered the son tried for manslaughter as an adult. Reyes, an unlicensed driver fleeing a police traffic stop, had plowed into a 4-yearold girl, killing her, but had initially convinced the judge to treat him as a “youthful offender.” Reyes’ mom was so enraged at the judge’s switch that she had to be escorted from the room. (After the judge’s generous youthful offender ruling, Reyes had violated his bail conditions by getting arrested three more times.)

GREAT ART! In October, vandals in Paris destroyed the large, inflatable “Tree” by U.S. artist Paul McCarthy in the city’s Place Vendome square, but not before it became widely characterized as a gigantic green “plug” of the type used for anal sexual stimulation. Paris’ news website The Local reported in December that the controversy has been a boon to the city’s sex shops. “We used to sell around 50 (plugs) a month,” said one wholesaler. “Since the controversy, we’ve moved more than a thousand” (at the equivalent of $23 to $45, in materials ranging from glass to stainless steel to silicone).

WAIT, WHAT? The Territorial Seed Co. of Cottage Grove, Oregon, introduced a plant in 2014 that sprouts both tomatoes and potatoes, the aptly named “Ketchup ‘n’ Fries” plant. Grafting (rather than genetic modification) splices the tomato onto potato plants (to create single plants capable of harvests of 500 red cherry tomatoes and 4.5 pounds of potatoes each).

JIHADIST TODDLERS Britain’s Home Office directed in January that the U.K.’s nursery school staffs report pupils “at risk of becoming terrorists,” but gave little guidance on what teachers and managers should look for. According to a description of the directive in the Daily Telegraph, staffs must “have training that gives them the knowledge and confidence to identify children at risk of being drawn into terrorism and challenge extremist ideas.”

LATEST RIGHTS “All I’m looking for is what’s rightfully owed to me under the (corrections department) contract,” said Westchester County (New York) corrections officer Jesus Encarnacion, after having drawn $1.2 million in disability salary for the last 17 years as a result of slipping on a leaf of lettuce on a stairway. When he fell, he jammed his wrist and several surgeries ensued, and when he was finally ready for “light duty” a few years ago, he re-injured the wrist on the first day and never returned. Encarnacion now seeks a full disability retirement from the state, but officials maintain that “disability retirement” is for injuries resulting only from the rigors of the job.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Police quickly tracking two assault suspects in Holland Township, Michigan, in December arrived at a residence at just the moment that suspect Codi Antoniello, 19, was starting to shave his head to alter his appearance. Antoniello’s now-Internet-famous mugshot shows him with a full head of hair, minus the perhaps one-fourth on top shorn by electric clippers. And when the wife of James Rivers, 57, of Kent, Washington, was about to bust him for his alleged child-porn collection in October, he shipped his laptop to a technician to have the hard drive erased–but with explicit instructions that if the techie encounters a “hidden” file, he must not look at the photos “under any circumstances.” The techie, of course, found the file, looked and notified authorities, and Rivers was arrested. ■

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n 1976, I moved to Maui for what I thought would be a brief interlude, but turned out to be closer to four decades of love-hate romance with Hawaii politics. That’s the year I became a general assignment reporter for the Maui News. Before moving to Maui I had written both staff and freelance for many large metropolitan papers with readership in the hundreds of thousands, even a million or more, so though I was still quite young, I was an experienced working

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journalist with a fat portfolio and many bylines. People found me cocky because I was cocky. But no place I had ever worked before has prepared me for the level of credibility that people of the Valley Isle put in the Maui News. That paper was read and believed somewhat in the manner of Holy Scripture. Some of my early reports for the Maui News were about staffing and financial difficulties at Maui Memorial Hospital. Then, as now, it was Maui’s only acute

care hospital. Then, as now, most dollars in its budget were under state control and subject to political manipulation and sleight of hand. Distributing the dollars was up to three groups: Oahu members of the legislature who were in the majority, bureaucrats from the state Department of Health–which in those days ran the hospital–and Oahu union officials. Those running the show on Oahu had an almost magical belief that 1) Maui didn’t matter and 2) you could fool all of the people all of the time.

Financing the local medical facility was always a shell game at best; that is a rigged game of chance. From then to now, no impartial observer could ever be sure which shell covered the pea, because providing the best possible healthcare to the people of Maui was always secondary to providing the most jobs, the most perks, political contracts and rewards. The name of the game was the ability to steer large sums of public money with little or no scrutiny or accountability. What we got depended on

who was in office and who were our friends (or not our friends). It’s called the “spoils system” for a reason, (“to the victor belongs the spoils.”) Then, as now, there was no limit to the amount of political finagling that went/ goes on behind the scenes. All of this was at the time unknown to me. I was a big city girl, a Detroit native. I was used to asking hard questions and I was used to getting straight answers. That series of stories about the local hospital eventually resulted in the resignation of the then State Director of Health and rattled the cages of a number of local officials whose positions as administrators resulted directly from their political connections (some still living so they shall remain nameless). In the end, officials created enough full time permanent staff positions to at least temporarily meet the needs of a growing community. That year we took two steps forward. Pure dumb luck, and it was entirely temporary.

stinking mess and make a proposal to coventure with the state. In broad terms the proposal calls for the private side (HPH) providing management and access to capital and the public side leasing the facilities out at a nominal rate. A transitional period is envisioned where Maui could still turn to the state for assistance. It’s conceivable that such a co-venture might not only defuse the financial crisis but eventually make Maui a stronger, better, more financially solvent hospital too. To that end the hospital and its friends are now girding (for the third year in a row) to seek legislative authorization to pursue, a public-private partnership that could perhaps, over time eliminate the need for state subsidy and put Maui’s only critical care hospital on a sounder financial footing. Sounds simple, even reasonable, but don’t hold your breath. To my surprise, bankruptcy has its fans and I have talked with a number of wellversed intelligent adults who say, “Let it fail and start over.” I do not happen to be a member of that school. If you think

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From then to now the hospital has regularly melted down at least once every decade. But none of the meltdowns have been as severe or as potentially debilitating as the one that the 214-bed Maui Memorial Medical Center (MMMC) faces today. Most people on Maui are at least dimly aware that cuts have already been made, and also peripherally aware that more cuts are coming. They just have no comprehension of how big and nasty and hard the end game can and probably will be, and how it could affect every single person who lives or visits here. But to tell the truth it doesn’t matter if the shortfall is $11 million or $30 million or closer to $50 million a few years out (hospitals in Maui County currently bring in $228.7 million a year in revenue). It doesn’t matter how large that sum is, or how it got that way. What’s important now is to understand it will take more money to close the gap than is ever likely to be forthcoming from the state. All of the decisions on what will happen to the Maui hospital are going to be made by people on Oahu. Roughly $200 million passes through MMMC every year. What the hospital doesn’t generate itself, what it doesn’t receive in reimbursement, is (in theory) made up by the state. In fact, the hospital seldom receives adequate funding and it almost never knows how much is coming, when or for what. MMMC is one of multiple hospitals that is in the state system of public hospitals and that this system is the fourth largest of its kind in the nation. Maui is also the largest of the state public hospitals, it wants out of the Hawaii Health Systems Corp. (HHSC), which is the administrative superstructure that is supposed to provide “efficiencies of scale” to the system, but only adds costs, red tape and bureaucracy. The HHSC would have been dismantled years ago were it not–as previously stated–that all public money in Hawaii is political. In truth, HHSC’s day is (or should be) over. What’s more, one out of every four

hospitals in the US will fail, merge or go bankrupt in the next five years according to Becker’s, a leading publication of the health care industry. What happens to the Maui hospital, (and to a lesser extent Kula and Lanai), its workers, the medical and professional staff, the administration, the unions, the contracts, and to the political system that spawned it and keeps this whole Kafkaesque loop in play, is in the hands of people who do not live on Maui and who only dimly comprehend the impact their actions will have on kind and quality of hospital services available to us here on the Valley Isle. Oahu will decide what (if anything) in the way of money or enabling legislation comes to Maui. And it will be decided soon. The legislative session opened Jan. 21 and will be over in early April. The major players are Wesley Lo, the hospital CEO and Rep. Joe Souki, D-Wailuku, the Speaker of the State House. With Souki in the House is Della Au Bellatti, D– Makiki, Tantalus, who chairs of the House Health Committee. Also key is Sen. Josh

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“WE ARE ALSO CONCERNED ABOUT THE COMMUNITY AND ANY IMPACT THAT CHANGES WILL HAVE ON THE HEALTH CARE PROVIDED TO ALL OF THESE RURAL COMMUNITIES.” Green, D–Kona, Ka‘u (the only medical doctor in the Legislature), who chairs the Senate Health Committee. Other leaders include union boss Randy Perreira, chief of the 42,000-member Hawaii Government Employees Association (HGEA)–Hawaii’s biggest union, and newly elected Governor David Ige. Then there’s Hawaii Pacific Health, a private, non-profit, unionized health care provider with four hospitals (Straub, Kapi’olani and Pali Momi on Oahu and Wilcox on Kauai) as well as 50 clinics throughout the state. HPH has more than 100 years of experience in Hawaii and is the state’s largest private health care provider. HPH seems to be the only private sector provider that is willing to look at this hot

there will be pain and glitches attached to Plan A-to partner with a private health care provider - then take a close look a Plan B which comes with the kind of pain that only crash and burn can bring. So who has the juice? In the end, it’s Randy Perreira who has the biggest say. He is the man who heads a union with real political muscle and is used to using it. Of the 1,400 or so people who work at the Maui hospital, a large number of them belong to the HGEA. In fairness, the union has done very well for its members in the past. Whether it will be able to continue to do that in the future–as the facility spends down its cash reserves which it now counts in days, not months, and heads for

ruin remains to be seen. It was Perreira who bragged on video that he and his supporters shot down the last two proposals that Maui has had in prior two sessions of the legislature. He now seems intent on stalling, blustering, blowing smoke, and making a series of loud noises that frankly aren’t worthy of a man of his abilities, intelligence and experience. “We represent more than 2,390 members throughout the HHSC and are concerned about their positions, working conditions and vested benefits if a public/private partnership is formed moving forward,” Perreira said in a prepared statement back in November. “We are also concerned about the community and any impact that changes will have on the health care provided to all of these rural communities. However, at this time, proponents of such an arrangement have not outlined the scope of their intent. We will continue to be part of the discussions.” Those discussions will soon play out. Even though the people steering this story want to focus on numbers, money, and labor it is really a story about changing times and ways to achieve more efficient and financially stable management. Because it’s Hawaii there will always be politics, but perhaps under a new regime it will be more about health and less about power. Whether you like the current management or not also doesn’t seem to matter in the end. Under Plan A–a transition to HPH–they will be calling the shots and would probably put in their own managers after a transitional period. So under Plan A current management is likely to disappear, if not sooner, then eventually. Under Plan B (bankruptcy), the court would appoint a receiver and the hospital would restructure, likely under Chapter 9, all contracts would be void and if you think you don’t like HPH because there isn’t enough job security and guarantees, you can kiss it all goodbye under bankruptcy. It’s your choice. It boggles my mind that I am still writing about this 40 years later. It boggles my mind that I have seen more of Souki and his fellow legislators in the last two months than in the last 20 years. It boggles my mind that I (the product of a pro-labor upbringing and with a solid string of labor credentials of my own) will advocate wholeheartedly for new management and the benefits a public private coventure can bring. I dare labor to look beyond the end of its nose to the needs of all of us here on Maui including all of its own members and all of its retirees and all the people who depend on the hospital and all that will be lost if that hospital fails or is forced into failure by selfish and selfserving interests. My message to Perreira is: We’re not taking it out on you–you’re taking it out on us. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more coverage, visit: mauitime.com/news/health

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I picked up a collard green wrap that had their chicken salad with nuts and cranberries tucked into it. It was an ingenious use of the thick, hearty green, which made a great gluten-free sandwich. The deli poke was delicious, glistening, cold and fresh. They stock three or four different kinds daily. The O’Malleys say at the end of the day, employees take home leftovers. They don’t throw away anything that could be given away. If the O’Malleys seem familiar, you might remember them from the Ma’alaea

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hen Kuau Mart closed in 2011, the Northshore was bummed. We lost a beloved mom and pop bodega. What’s worse, there were barely any left. There were rumors that Whaler’s General Store or ABC Stores were gonna step into that spot, but instead it sat empty. That is, until Ed and Kathy O’Malley decided they wanted to open a new convenience store. “Our concept for Kuau Store is a deli with a general store, integrating healthy

claimed wood from the original store. The effect is to mix a modern look with a shabby chic feel. The delicatessen offers panini sandwiches, poke, salads and plate lunches. The juice and smoothie bar has espresso, kombucha on tap, little grab-and-go muffins and breads, fresh veggie juices and, of course, smoothies. “The delicatessen is the focus of the store, and is fashioned after the old delis that we remember going to as kids,” says Kathy. “Ed grew up in New York City, I grew up in Detroit. We feel that fresh quality ingredients never go out of style, and taste best when prepared in a simple, classical way. But then we update

Cold brew and raw almond milk Their juices and smoothies come in a 16oz size, and they’re priced $7 to $8. Kathy says all the smoothies are fortified with “superfoods” packed with extra nutrition, and the customer can watch them being scooped individually from a line-up of mason jars. They created their own special blend of coffee with Maui Oma for their cold press and espresso. Kathy makes her own almond milk daily and they sell them in mason jars in the store’s grab-and-go section. There they also sell wraps, desserts, snacks and summer rolls.

General Store. They were part of the opening team when it was renovated. But the O’Malleys say that wasn’t their own. At Kuau, it’s different–the store is their baby. Ed and Kathy also owned and operated “Ed’s Juice Joint” at the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder, Colorado for many years. The Kuau Store opens at 6:30am and serves until 7pm. They are located just east of Paia town along Hana Highway. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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The Music Man Even Dave Chappelle likes DJ Kurt

urt Kaiser (aka DJ Kurt) is one of Maui’s most seen DJ’s. He works Casanova in Makawao on Wednesdays and Ambrosia in Kihei on Thursdays. Kaiser says it started with his love of music but once he got a taste of controlling the vibe of the party from behind the turntables, it was all over.

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What kinds of events do you DJ?

I started DJ-ing for the love of music but I’m lucky enough to have made a career out of it. I’ve played for weddings, birthdays, school events, clubs and pretty much any event that calls for music.

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Have you always wanted to be a DJ?

My passion for DJ-ing began when I knew what a DJ did and how they worked the crowd. I love what I do to this day. How does living on Maui affect you as a DJ?

Being on Maui has definitely helped my career in the fact that I’m born and raised here so I have everyone who I grew up with, my Maui family, all supporting me from the beginning. Plus, I am still meeting and making new friends at every gig I do!

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What made you interested in being a DJ?

I’ve always been interested in music. Ever since I was a kid I remember making mix tapes–sitting by the radio with a blank tape in the tape player ready to press record when a song would come on that I liked. As I got older, I became introduced to dance music and EDM and went to my first party. I saw the DJ and how he affected the crowd. This is when I knew that DJ-ing is what I wanted to do.

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If you hadn’t become a DJ, what other career would you have done?

I’ve always been interested in marine biology. I love the ocean and all of its living creatures. I used to volunteer with the Pacific Whale Foundation cleaning up beaches and doing fun water activities.

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Do you dream of DJ’ing on the mainland?

I love Djing on Maui but I have always dreamt of playing off island, there is so much more to see musically off of Maui. Occasionally I travel to the mainland for a show and have always wanted to do something there. The events

on the mainland have a lot more put into them than they do here. Clubs have lots of intelligent lighting and big name DJs that you hear playing on the radio. It be a fun experience and a great opportunity.

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What drives your song selection?

My playlist is based on the crowd or event. I usually like to bring a little bit of everything and I’ll go through different styles of sound until I find what the crowd responds to the most. I always come prepared to every gig with a collection of different styles to make sure I meet everyone’s taste.

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Do you play any musical instruments yourself? I’ve taken a couple music classes growing up but the only instrument that I really enjoyed playing was the piano. Have you ever considered becoming a pianist?

People used to always tell me I should become a pianist because I have long fingers but I enjoy mixing music much more than playing it. I could see myself being interested in producing electronic music with a keyboard in the future.

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What’s your favorite musical style?

This is a hard question as my musical style is always changing. I guess you could say that I like new sounds, fresh sounding beats. Right now I’m really into the Twerk Music–a type of EDM mixed with hip-hop sound that really gets the dance floor going.

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Have you made remixes as well as playlists for parties and events?

Back when I lived at home with my parents I used to have my turn tables set up in the back room with speakers ready to go. Me and my friend Trevor (DJ Trvr) would get together and make mash-ups and mixes. Getting my first gigs in the clubs was a result of a mix I had recorded and given to the club owner. Going into an event, I make playlists based on the client’s preference and what I think will please the crowd. I usually prepare remixes when DJ-ing for club scenes or dance parties, too.

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What was your favorite memory as a DJ? A few months ago, I was DJ-ing at Casanova and I looked down and saw Dave Chappelle getting down

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on the dance floor. I’ve seen celebrities in Casanova before but this was the first time I saw one raging with the crowd! It was a fun night and one I will not forget.

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What’s your music collection like?

I categorize my music by genre and from oldest to newest. I’m kind of old school about it in that I still use CDs because most DJ’s nowadays have all their music on a hard drive.

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Are you on social media? Yes, I’m on Facebook as Kurt Kaiser (DJ Kurt). What’s your preferred genre of music?

It all depends on what type of event I’m DJ-ing. For more of a club scene, I like to play hip-hop and some of the more trending music remixed with my own personal style. When playing for my friends or myself, I prefer EDM and house music.

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What was your biggest gig with DJ-ing?

I would have to say landing residency at Casanova as the Ladies Night DJ is one of my biggest gigs because it’s ongoing and always raging. Another big gig I was fortunate to be a part of was playing at the Mardi Gras Party in 2014 for the Maui Aids Foundation at the Kahili Golf Course. We’re actually getting prepared to do the next Mardi Gras Party on Feb. 7. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, JAN. 29 PUZZLE & GAME NIGHT – Celebrate National Puzzle Day this Thursday at Barnes & Noble in Lahaina. Bring your keiki for a round of their favorite board game or puzzle.Put down the electronics and enjoy a time of tactile play! The place is stocked with an extensive selection of titles for all ages, there’s probably something for everyone. Free. 4pm-7pm. Barnes & Noble, Cafe (325 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-662-1300, Bn.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

NATIVE BEE TALK – Want to catch up on the latest buzz? Good, beNP) cause this Thursday, the Friends of Haleakala National Park (FHNP) y’ll is hosting biologist Raina Kaholoa‘a and Dr. Karl Magnacca. They’ll alk discuss Hawaii’s native bee species (there are 62 of them). They’ll talk mabout invasive species, too. Free. 7pm. Hannibal Tavares Community Center, pool-side Multi-Purpose Room (90 Pukalani St, Makawao); 808-878-8015, Fhnp.org. Photo courtesy FHNP

FRIDAY, JAN. 30 MARC BROUSSARD – Funk and blues singer Marc Broussard will trade the bayou for the MACC this Friday. The son of Ted Broussard, Marc’s Southern roots thread deep through his music. He’s covered by the likes of Kelly Clarkson and Blake Shelton. He also released his fifth album, titled A Life Worth Living, last year. $35-$65. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. urtesy the MACC Photo courtesy

‘NEXT TO NORMAL’ – The rock musical Next to Normal opens this Friday at the Maui Academy for the Performing Arts (MAPA) Steppingstone Playhouse in the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. The show follows the life a woman with bipolar disorder, dealing with loss, drug abuse and mental illness. The production boasts three Tony Awards and is one of a handful of musicals to have received a Pulitzer Prize for Drama. The show runs through Feb. 22. Fridays and Saturdays 7:30pm/ Sundays 2pm. $18$24. Steppingstone Playhouse (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-6272; Mauiacademy.org. Photo, L to R, of Director David C. Johnston and actors Orion Milligan and Jennifer Sue Mallard during rehearsal: Jack Grace

FRIDAY, JAN. 30 GAVINCHI BROWN – This Friday, Reggae fans near and far are invited to celebrate Gavinchi Brown’s album release party at Casanova in Makawao. The Jamaican singer has shared the stage with music legends like The Beatles, Barrington Levy, Willie Nelson, Toots Hibbert and Katchafire. Adding to the evening’s festivities will be DJ Irie Dole, Teomon and special guests. $15. 9:45pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.), Casanovamaui.com. Photo courtesy Gavinchi Brown

BREW & VIEW: ‘THE GOONIES’ – Brew & View presents the 1985 985 classic film The Goonies this Saturday at The Mill House. Bring yourr blankets, beach chairs and buddies for yet another twilight cinema. First fill up with an assortment of heavy pupu including poke, Mongo’t lian ribs and veggie summer rolls available for purchase (6pm). Don’t ble for fret, gourmet popcorn, brownies and soft drinks will also be available purchase. All ages welcome. Free. Movie begins at 8pm. Maui Tropikapu); cal Plantation, The Mill House (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-270-0333, Mauitropicalplantation.com. Photo: IMDB

SATURDAY, JAN. 31 CHILDREN’S WORLD FAIR – ROOTS School presents the third annual Children’s World Fair this Saturday at Makawao Union Church. Gather the ohana for an afternoon celebrating community and culture. Stroll the international fair, sample an array of flavors and shop the silent auction. You can also keep your keiki busy with games, crafts and face-painting. The proceeds from the day will benefit various programs, including a scholarship program at ROOTS School. Free entry. 3-7pm. Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), Rootsmaui.com. Photo: Joyce Chin

ART=MIXX MASQUERADE – Art=Mixx returns to the MACC this Saturday as a Masquerade. Sharing a theme with the current Schaefer Portrait Challenge Exhibit at the gallery, guests are invited to participate in interactive art, electronic music by DJ Boogiemeister, mask making, video mapping and more. Refuel with dinner from the Sumo Dog, Donut Dynamite and Three’s Bar & Grill food trucks. Other musical acts include Luv Kat and DJ Remy. 21+. Free. 7pm-11pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Yokouchi Pavilion (One Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

SATURDAY, JAN. 31 MAUI OPEN STUDIOS 2015 – Maui’s art community opens their doors to the public for four weeks for Maui Open Studios 2015. This Saturday, the public is invited for an art preview at the Maui Tropical Plantation. Throughout the month, artists around the island will open their studios to the public. Art lovers and connoisseurs get the opportunity to talk story, experience live demonstrations and get a chance to shop Maui’s eclectic art inventory. From Kihei to the Northshore, each weekend in February will highlight art studios in each town. Get the full schedule online. Free. 5pm-8pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu), MauiOpenStudios.com. Photo courtesy Maui Open Studios

‘A NIGHT AT THE COTTON CLUB’ – For one night only, you can enjoy A Night at the Cotton Club this Saturday. The revue features songs, dance and an historic overview of the famed Cotton Club in New York. A significant landmark during its time, the club boasted a talented lineup of mostly African American entertainers. Guests are welcome to dress up for a night at the theater! Presented by the African Americans on Maui Association. $40$50. Doors 6pm. Show 7pm. Iao Theater (68. N. Market St., Wailuku), Mauionstage.com. Photo courtesy AAMA

SATURDAY, JAN. 31 MAUI BREW CO. ANNIVERSARY PARTY – This is Saturday, Maui Brewing Co. celebrates 10 yearss in business as Maui’s only locally brewed beer and you’re invited to its new Kihei brewery for the party. Guests will be treated to limited releases off or Black Pearl, Wild Hog Stout and Vienna Waits For mYou. Sip and savor while listening to live music. 3pmclose. Maui Brewing Co. (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei), Mauibrewingco.com. Photo:Darris Hurst

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RUN & WALK FOR THE WHALES - Join hundreds of supporters this Saturday at Ma‘alaea Harbor in a great benefit for whales. Run and Walk for the Whales with the Pacific Whale Foundation in a 2.5 mile walk, 5K run, 10K run or half marathon run. An optional Marine Education program will be available for keiki while you race (6am; $35). A post-race celebration awaits runners featuring music by Marty Dread and a continental breakfast. Top winners will receive medals along with tickets for a PWF whale watch. Proceeds will support humpback whale research in the Pacific, programs for local school children and conservation programs. $30-$70. Pacificwhale.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

WEDNESDAY, FEB. 4 JOHN KEAWE – Born in Hawi on the Big Island, John Keawe says music has been a part of his life from the very beginning. Given the 11 or so albums he's produced and all the awards he's won through the years (including a Grammy and multiple Na Hoku Hano Hanos), this isn't surprising. "After a four year tour in the Navy, John returned to his home and was drawn to the sound of Hawaiian slack-key," states his biography on his website. "He listened and watched and taught himself to play this style of music." He plays mostly on the Big Island, but now you can catch him this Sunday at a special show in Ka‘anapali. 2:30pm. Hula Grill (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636. Photo: Darris Hurst

‘THE SAMURAI WARRIOR ON THE NOH STAGE’ – This Wednesday, the MACC is presenting The Samurai Warrior on the Noh Stage, a unique evening of Japanese musical drama dating back to the 14th century. It stars Munemori Takeda and Fumiyaki Takeda, who’ve been trained since they were children. Having toured around the world, they land on the MACC stage for an evening of performance and interactive play. $28. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: Tekniska museet/Wikimedia Commons

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Been There, Done That If you’ve seen ‘The Godfather,’ don’t bother with ‘A Most Violent Year’ ★★★★★ Rated R / 125 Min.

t’s impossible to get a great story out of your head, especially when it influences you creatively and inspires you to tell stories of your own. Great works of literature, art, theater and film are so ingrained in my memory, I sometimes find myself quoting them accidentally, or recalling moments from them as vivid as a memory. I thought about this while watching J.C. Chandor’s A Most Violent Year, which feels reconstructed from multiple viewings and a lifelong affection to Francis Ford Coppola’s The Godfather. I don’t know if that movie was the direct inspiration for Chandor but it certainly looks that way. Oscar Isaac stars as a Abel Morales, a New York businessman who is trying to get his oil company established as a respectable, consistent entity. He finds his trucks are constantly being hijacked by competitors, who all greet him with smiles and insist they’re not the ones ripping him off. Abel’s wife, Anna (played by Jessica Chastain), isn’t as tactful, as her hot temper and noted

criminal father sometimes come up in threatening ways in conversation. Morales strives to keep his business legitimate and free of corruption but can’t seemingly find a way to make an “honest” living in the Big Apple of the 1980s, when loyalties were bought and crime rates were absurdly high. Even with the early ‘80s setting, A Most Violent Year has close thematic and narrative ties to The Godfather, as well as other tales of criminal behavior that stemmed from tough guys struggling to do the right thing and failing. Chandor’s reserved approach worked for his debut film, Margin Call, but not for a gangster drama. Movies dealing with the mafia, criminals on the rise or established crime families don’t have to be sensational or bloody, but they shouldn’t feel like a stage play, either. Isaac’s commanding performance is impressive, though his role keeps most of his character’s moral outrage internalized. Making Abel resemble Al Pacino as Michael Corleone is sort of clever, only that his performance is nowhere near as interesting as Pacino’s iconic turn. Chastain is exceptional, playing a wife and mother far more dangerous than her husband, as

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she appears more willing to embrace the danger involved. Albert Brooks appears in another joke-free, deadly serious supporting role, but the part is nowhere near as rich as his villainous turn in Drive. The light brown cinematography resembles Gordon Willis’ legendarily soupy look for The Godfather, and many scenes evoke the feel of Puzo’s classic tale but Coppola never made a film so dull. It’s slow and quiet, to the point where it becomes more sleep inducing than moody. We’ve seen much of this before, not only in the Godfather trilogy but in other big city crime films like American Gangster and Carlito’s Way. Chandor’s film is smaller, but even most middle of the road Mean Streets wannabees have more to offer and stick in the mind with greater clarity afterwards. This doesn’t have the required fire in its belly and lacks the mastery of the craft that

Chandor brought to his technical tour de force, last year’s All Is Lost with Robert Redford. Isaac and Chastain work well together but they lack genuine chemistry, whereas Pacino and Diane Keaton never had that problem (the comparison isn’t unfair, since Chandor’s film owes so much to The Godfather). Chandor stages a great chase scene and his one-on-one confrontations are crispy (especially Chastain’s taunting of the D.A. who abruptly searched her home). Yet, his film maintained, at best, a loose grip on me. Early on, there’s a moment where Isaac is seen standing atop one of his trucks, his frame towering mightily against the cityscape behind him. We get it. The image is both unnecessary and obvious. The message Chandor’s film is pushing, how crime may be an essential element in obtaining the American Dream, is old. In every way, Don Corleone got there first. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Praybeyt Benjamin 2-PG- FRI-SAT 12:00 2:20 4:45 7:10 9:45, SUN-THU 12:00 2:20 4:45 7:10 Mortdecai-R- THU 12:10 2:40 5:10 7:40, FRI-SAT 12:10 2:40 5:10 7:40 10:00, SUN-THU 12:10 2:40 5:10 7:40 Blackhat-R- THU 12:30 3:30 7:00, FRI-SAT 7:00 9:50, SUN-WED 7:00 The Imitation Game-PG13- THU 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:30, FRI-SAT 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:30 10:00, SUNTHU 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:30 Night At The Museum-PG- THU 12:15 2:30 4:45, FRI-THU 12:15 2:30 4:45 Hobbit: Battle Of Five Armies- PG- THU 7:00

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Met Opera: Les Contes D’Hoff-NR- WED 6:30, SAT 12:55 Black Or White-PG13- THU 7:00 10:00, FRI (11:30 1:40 3:40) 7:00 9:30, SAT (11:30 1:40) 3:40 7:00 9:30, SUN (12:30 1:40) 3:40 7:00 9:30, MON-THU (11:30 1:40 3:40) 7:00 9:30

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Taken 3-PG13- THU 12:50 4:30 10:20, FRI (11:20 1:50 4:20) 6:50 9:40, SAT 6:50 9:40, SUN (11:20 1:50) 4:20 6:50 9:40, MON-WED (11:20 1:50 4:20) 6:50 9:40, THU (11:20 1:50 4:20) 9:40

The Boy Next Door-R- THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30, FRI (11:30 1:50 4:10) 6:30 9:20, SAT-SUN (11:30 1:50) 4:10 6:30 9:20, MON-THU (11:30 1:50 4:10) 6:30 9:20

American Sniper-R-THU 1:10 1:40 3:40 4:30 6:50 7:20 9:30 10:10, FRI (1:30 4:30) 7:10 10:10, SAT-SUN (1:30) 4:30 7:10 10:10, MON-THU (1:30 4:30) 7:10 10:10

A Most Violent Year-R- FRI (10:10 1:50 3:40) 7:30 9:40, SAT-SUN (1:50) 3:40 7:30 9:40, MONTUE (1:50 3:40) 7:30 9:40, WED (1:50 3:10) 7:30 9:50, THU (1:50 3:40) 6:50 9:40

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Paddington-PG-THU 9:00, FRI (11:20 1:20 4:40) 6:40 10:20, SAT (11:20 1:20) 4:40 6:40 10:20, SUN (12:10) 4:40 6:40 10:20, MON-THU (11:20 1:20 4:40) 6:40 10:20 The Wedding Ringer-R- THU 11:30 11:50 2:00 2:30 4:30 5:10 10:40, FRI (11:20 1:10 4:50) 6:40 10:40, SAT-SUN (11:20 1:10) 4:50 6:40 10:40, MON-TUE (11:20 1:10 4:50) 6:40 10:40, WED (11:20 12:40 4:50) 7:50 10:40, THU (11:20 1:10 4:50) 6:40 Selma-PG13- THU 1:30 3:40 7:10, FRI (1:00) 9:00 6:50, SAT-THU (1:00) 6:50

Into The Woods-PG- THU 1:00 3:50 9:30

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Strange Magic-PG- THU-WED (1:00 4:00) 7:00 The Wedding Ringer-R- THU (1:15 4:15) 7:15, FRI-TUE 9:30 American Sniper-R- THU (12:15 3:30) 6:45, FRISUN (12:15 3:30) 6:45 9:45, MON (12:15 3:30) 6:45, TUE (12:15 3:30) 6:45 9:45, WED (12:15 3:30) 6:45 The Imitation Game-PG13-FRI-SUN 1:15 4:15 7:15 10:00, MON 1:15 4:15 7:15, TUE 1:15 4:15 7:15 10:00, WED 1:15 4:15 7:15

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NEW THIS WEEK

NOW PLAYING

Rights campaign in the South in 1965. Stars David Oyelowo, Cuba Gooding Jr. and Tim Roth. 127 min.

BLACK OR WHITE - PG13 - Drama - A sad widower fights for custody of his granddaughter. 121 min.

AMERICAN SNIPER - R - Action/War - Clint Eastwood directs this look at the story of Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, the most successful sniper in American history. 132 min.

STRANGE MAGIC - PG - Animation - You’ve got goblins, elves and fairies battling over some potion. Voices by Evan Rachel Wood, Kristin Chenoweth and Elijah Kelley. 99 min.

BLACK SEA - R - Thriller - A sea captain (Jude Law) takes a questionable job searching for a submarine in the Black Sea that’s supposedly carrying a lot of gold. 115 min.

THE BOY NEXT DOOR - R - Thriller - J Lo stars as a recent divorcee who falls for a younger man, but then their little becomes dangerous. Awww yeaaaaahh. 91 min.

CAKE - R - Drama - Claire (Jennifer Aniston) is dealing with her own tragedy when one of the women in her support group kills herself. 102 min.

BLACKHAT - R - Crime/Drama - Chris Hemsworth stars as a hacker in this Michael Mann film about international cybercrime. 133 min.

THE LOFT - R - Thriller - Five married guys have affairs at the same penthouse loft, until one day a dead woman is found there. 108 min.

THE IMITATION GAME - PG13 - Biopic/Drama The story of brilliant British mathematician and codebreaker Alan Turing, who helped win World War II for the allies. Stars Benedict Cumberbatch. 114 min.

MET OPERA: LES CONTES D’ HOFF - NR - Music - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform Offenbach’s story of a tortured poet and adventurer. 230 min. A MOST VIOLENT YEAR - R - Crime/Drama - An immigrant fights to protect his business and family in 1981 New York City. See this week’s film review. 125 min. THE AMAZING PRAYBEYT BENJAMIN - NR - Action/Comedy - A soldier protects a genius kid from a dangerous villain. 105 min. PROJECT ALMANAC - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Thriller A group of teens build a time machine. Hilarity ensues. 106 min.

MORTDECAI - R - Action/Comedy - A suave art dealer races to find a stolen painting that may lead to secret Nazi gold while Russians, British spies and a terrorist chase him. Stars Gwyneth Paltrow, Johnny Depp and Ewan McGregor. 106 min. NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: SECRET OF THE TOMB - PG - Adventure/Comedy - Guard Larry (Ben Stiller) is still at the museum where the exhibits come to life, but now he needs to save it or something. 97 min. PADDINGTON - PG - Comedy/Family - A young bear from Peru gets lost in London. 95 min. SELMA - PG13 - Drama - The story of the Civil

TAKEN 3 - PG13 - Crime/Thriller - Here’s something original: a guy is accused of a murder he didn’t commit, and must now find the real killer to clear his name. Stars Liam Neeson and Famke Janssen THE WEDDING RINGER - R - Comedy - A shy guy two weeks before his wedding hires some guy to be his best man. 101 min.

LAST CHANCE HOBBIT: BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES PG13 - Adventure/Fantasy - Bilbo Baggins is back, caught between a ring and a hard place in the bitter battle between good and evil. 144 min. INTO THE WOODS - PG - Fantasy - A witch makes a baker and his wife take stuff from fairy tales to release an ancient family curse. Stars Meryl Streep, Anna Kendrick and Chris Pine. 124 min. UNBROKEN - PG13 - War/Biography - Louis Zamperini survives a bomber crash in World War II and getting lost at sea, then ends up in a Japanese POW camp. Based on a true story. Directed by Angelina Jolie. 137 min.

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“THE SAMURAI WARRIOR ON THE NOH STAGE” WED FEB 4 McCoy 7:30 pm

Entertaining Dance & Theater

LUCKY PLUSH: “THE QUEUE” FRI FEB 6 Castle 7:30 pm

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS MAUI BREWING CO. ANNIVERSARY WEEK - Thu, Jan 29-Sat, Jan 31. Maui Brewing Company is celebrating their 10th anniversary with a week of special events all around the island. Enjoy special brews, great food, live music, raffles and giveaways. Thursday, Jan. 29: Rock & Brews Pint Night; and Saturday, Jan. 31: Brewery Anniversary Party. MauiBrewingCo.com KAPONO, CRUZ & NOLAND - Fri, Jan 30. Henry Kapono, John Cruz, Brother Noland: three of Hawaii’s most stellar musician/singer/songwriters, performing individual hits and new collaborations as the Rough Riders. From classics like “Friends,” “Coconut Girl” and “Island Style” to new and provocative sounds, it should be an intoxicating evening of music. 7:30pm. Tickets are $12, $28, $40 and $55. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org FOOTBALL PARTY AT THE MACC - Sun, Feb 1. Super Bowl XLIX will be streamed live inside the Castle Theater and on a high-def LED screen outside in Yokouchi Pavilion. A full selection of hot and cold beverages or sweet and savory snacks will be available for purchase in the courtyard as soon as the gates open at noon; there will also be a range of Maui’s best food trucks on hand with their tasty selections. Gates open at noon, event begins at 1:30pm. Free. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui.$29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, dinner, and VIP packages are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina and military prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

FOODIE STEAK AND CHICKEN FRY - Sat, Jan 31. The Veterans of Foreign Wars Ladies Auxiliary 3850 will be having their annual Steak and Chicken Fry. Cost includes a steak and chicken dinner, door prize ticket and entertainment. There will be an open bar, silent auction and country store. Call for tickets. $25. Veterans of Foreign Wars (2110 Uluniu Rd., Kihei); 808-359-4693, Pulelehuahoni@gmail.com JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL (Every Sat.) Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com

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Maui Hands - Makawao (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com MAUI OPEN STUDIOS 2015 - Sat, Jan 31. Maui’s art community opens their doors to the public for four weeks for Maui Open Studios 2015. This Saturday, the public is invited for an art preview at the Maui Tropical Plantation. Throughout the month, artists around the island will open their studios to the public. Art lovers and connoisseurs get the opportunity to talk story, experience live demonstrations and get a chance to shop Maui’s eclectic art inventory. From Kihei to the Northshore, each weekend in February will highlight art studios in each town. Get the full schedule online. Free. 5pm-8pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu); MauiOpenStudios.com CELEBRATION OF HAWAII - Sat, Jan 10 - Thru Feb 11. Viewpoints Gallery kicks off its 10th annual Celebration of Hawaii this Saturday with a reception at 4:30pm on Jan 10. It’s complete with a traditional Hawaiian blessing and performances by Kumu Hula Gordean Bailey and her Halau Wehiwehi O Leilehua. The exhibit pays homage to our island home by featuring pieces inspired Hawa by Hawaiian culture. The annual exhibi attracts collectors from exhibit aro around the world, who are on the hunt for oil, acrylic, p pastel, watercolor, wood and kapa pieces. Free. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); Viewpointsgallerymaui.com T

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VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - (EvU ery 3rd Tuesday). See, KO MARK DE COLIBUS HEC C and sample how chefs EK - Jan 5 - Feb 1. Mark WE CAN E use local, organic and U H T D Colibus has been De YO OF o wholesome ingredients to 17. KS an artist on Maui for over E C G I us make healthy and delicious P PA 32 yyears. He will be showON kfast entrées, soups, breakfast ing wo works done in oil, pastel, tration and desserts. No registration pen and ink, watercolor, acrylic art on the required. For a jump start scratch-board scratch-board, pencil and charcoal. class, check out more than 600 healthy Free. 9am-5pm. Lahaina Arts Society Old Jail recipes online. Free. 5-6:00pm. Down To Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111 Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org SCHAEFER PORTRAIT CHALLENGE 2015 Tue, Jan 13 - Thru Mar 22. A fascinating exhibit that has been featured at Schaefer since 2003, the Schaefer Portrait Challenge 2015 opens this Tuesday. A statewide juried competition, ANYES BARBER - Every Thu in Jan. Meet and the exhibit includes 66 works by 64 artists from talk story with oil painter Anyes Barber. She Oahu, Kauai, Lanai, Big Island and Maui. Artists has been painting and expressing her creative were encouraged to depict the people and stotalents since childhood. She learned her techries of the islands through explorations in porniques from the best art teachers in Bordeaux, traiture. Free. Tuesday to Sunday 10am-5pm. France and the Oregon Art Academy. Free. 12Schaefer International Gallery (One Cameron 4pm. Maui Hands - Paia (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); Way, Kahului); Mauiarts.org 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com

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MARTY WOLF - Every Fri in Feb. Photographer Marty Wolf will display many of his prominent whale images, landscapes and other art in Lahaina Arts Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery during February. Free. 1-5pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111. NEW SCULPTURE BLESSING - Thu, Jan 29. The University of Hawaii Maui College and Jim and Mary Hirshfield invite you to the blessing of a new sculpture on campus by local artists Bruce Turnbull and Kim Mosley. Free. 4:306pm. University of Hawaii Maui College (310 W Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului). CHRISTINE WAARA - Jan 30. Talk stories with Christine as she works her magic. She has taught at the University of Rochester’s Creative Workshop at the Memorial Art Gallery and has conducted workshops and given talks at various art clubs across the country. Free. Jan 9, 23, 30 11am-3pm; Jan 16 5-8pm.

I LOVE MAUI - Thru April 2015. Art Project Paia presents the annual “I Love Maui” show featuring many artists with pieces highlighting the island of Maui. Art Project Paia (77 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-214-6949 ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE ‘THE QUEUE’ - Fri, Feb 6. Equal parts dance and theater, The Queue unfolds in a fictional airport where travelers stumble humorously, tragically and awkwardly into the high stakes of each other’s private lives. Co-created by Lucky Plush Artistic Director Julia Rhoads and Leslie Buxbaum Danzig, The Queue features “clever choreography, danced with exquisite freedom and expression by the seven-member cast (that) flows out of ev-

eryday movement and early 20th-century forms” (Chicago Tribune). A live musician from The Claudettes will perform with the dancers. Tickets are $12, $35 & $45. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘ROAD TRIP-HAVE SHOES WILL TRAVEL’ Sat, Feb 7. Join Judy Ridolfino and Judy’s Gang’s on a trip without leaving your seat. There’s fun for the whole family in this two-hour show that’s produced, directed and choreographed by Judy Ridolfino. Tickets are $14 adults, $10 seniors, students and kids ages 6-12 yrs. Free for kids 5& under. 7pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ROTARY CLUB OF WAILUKU’S ANNUAL LOBSTERFEST - Sun, Feb 8. The Rotary Club of Wailuku presents LOBSTER-FEST 2015. There will be live music, cold drinks and fresh lobster. There will also be a live Jazz band to keep your feet tapping. Beverages will be available for purchase and there will be a surprise auction item is up for grabs. Proceeds support the Ka Hale A Ke Ola Resource Center, Hui Malama and the local and global charitable projects of the Rotary Club of Wailuku. General admission/ open table tickets are $100, tables of 8 or 10, $800-$1,000. 1-4pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org EIGHTH BLACKBIRD - Wed, Feb 11. The name derives from the eighth stanza of Wallace Stevens’ 1917 poem “Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird.” Combining the finesse of a string quartet, the energy of a rock band and the audacity of a storefront theater company, this Chicago-based group of musicians entertain and provoke audiences across the country and around the world. Tickets are $12, $30 and $40. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ERIC BIBB - Thu, Feb 12. He’s one of the most imaginative musicians working within the blues tradition today. Bibb is a singer, songwriter and guitarist with deep roots in American music. As the godson of Paul Robeson, nephew of John Lewis and son of Leon Bibb, he was raised in an environment where music really mattered. Bibb brings that same intensity, along with what the Dayton Daily News calls “grace, elegance and gentleness” to the concert stage. Joining Eric on stage will be Michael Jerome Browne on the mandolin, banjo and guitar. Tickets are $30, $40 and $50. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org NA LEO PILIMEHANA - Sat, Feb 14. Na Leo Pilimehana, meaning “voices blending together in warmth,” is the most award-winning and bestselling female group in Hawaiian music history. Na Leo is comprised of three childhood friends, Nalani Choy, Lehua Kalima and Angela Morales: contemporary women run their own record label, compose, write lyrics, record and perform music together. Ticket are $12-$55. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HARLEM QUARTET - Sun, Feb 15. The Quartet brings “a new attitude to classical music, one that is fresh, bracing and intelligent” (Cincinnati Enquirer). Each member of the quartet is a seasoned solo artist, having appeared with major orchestras as well as solo and ensemble work. In addition to chamber music series around the world, Harlem collaborates with distinguished international performers and institutions. As such, they’ve worked with Jazz legends Chick Corea and Gary Burton to record the albums Hot House and Mozart Goes Dancing, which won a Grammy Award in 2013.

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

SIN w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

Le Grind w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Sunday Sessions w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

MON-DJ Shadows, 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/DJ TRVR,10pm, WED-Movie at 8pm

Adam Masterson

Benny Uyetake

Johnny Ringo

Will Hertzog

MON-Dave Carrol, TUE-Jordon Cuddy, WEDJustin Philips

Gavinchi Album Release Party w/ Special Guests 9:45pm, $15

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

TUE-Willie K, 9pm, $10 cover, WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

Thuursday Nights w/ Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30pm

Freeradicals Projekt w/ DJ Beckoning, 10pm, $15

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MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Tex Mex Tuesday w/ Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED- Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

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Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips

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Super Bow Party Gina Martinelli

WED- Pool Tournament

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

Quiz @ 7pm DJ L @10pm

DJ L @ 10pm

Jordan Cuddy @ 8pm

Super Bowl Party w/Steve Craig at 6pm, SIN, 9pm

MON- Andonimus & DC acoustic duo, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays, WED- Jessica & Kanoa at 10pm

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Houseshakers Bar: Steven Edwards

Jazz Sunday Brunch, Bar: Rick G

MON-Rick G, TUE- Full Moon Party w/ Steve Craig & The Lonely Heart Shakers, WED- Levi Poasa

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Rick Glencross/ Dat Guyz

Ryan Robinson/ Super Dub Tribe

Super Bowl Party All Day! Karaoke Industry Night

MON-Karaoke, TUE-Rick G, WED-Rick G, Open Mic

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

1063 Lower Main St., Wailuku- 419-6901

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

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MON-Frequency DJ Night 10pm, TUE-Elvis of Burnin’ Love 6:30pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

Tickets are $12,$30 & $40. 3pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org TERRANCE SIMIEN & THE ZYDECO EXPERIENCE - Wed, Feb 18. Celebrate Mardi Gras Hawaii 2015 with Louisiana’s cultural music ambassador Terrance Simien & The Zydeco Experience, bringing a signature blend of New Orleans funk/world blues and American zydeco roots music that boosts you to your feet. Two-time Grammy winner Terrance Simien is legendary for his live performances, complex vocal harmonies and diverse repertoire. Terrance’s daughter, Memphis-based Marcella Renee Simien, will join him on stage as special guest. Tickets are $35-$65. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org SARA EVANS - Thu, Feb 19. Over the years, Evans has developed a reputation for delivering thoroughly satisfying albums full of great songs brought to life by her distinctive heart-in-thethroat voice. Her last four albums, certified Gold, Platinum or multi-Platinum, include “Suds in the Bucket,” “A Real Fine Place to Start,” “No Place That Far” and “A Little Bit Stronger.” Sara Evans has also amassed an impressive collection of awards, including female vocalist from the Academy of Country Music and video of the year from the Country Music Association for “Born to Fly.” Tickets are $35-$125. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org GENERATIONS: KEKUHI & KAUMAKAIWA, SHAWN PIMENTAL - Fri, Feb 20. Descendants of the most prolific Hawaiian chanters of the 20th century, this award-winning family duo presents contemporary songs. Kekuhi Keli‘ikanaka‘oleohaililani is the granddaughter of Edith Kanaka‘ole, known as one of the greatest Hawaiian chanters. Together with her eldest child, Kaumakaiwa, they continue the tradition of performing, to showcase their history worldwide.

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Kaumakaiwa Kanaka‘ole has followed in the family’s footsteps, dedicated to the native art of hula and ancestral music, and has won five Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, including Vocalist of the Year. They will be joined by Shawn Pimental, an accomplished musician and award-winning record producer. Tickets are $30 in advance, m. Yokou$40 day of show. 7:30pm. ultural chi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, 9; Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 2498811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

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LAP OF LUXURY - Just in time for Valentine’s Day. Tickle his fancy with this steamy lap-dance tutorial. They’ll focus on all that pleasures– from silky textures to tantalizing tastes. Join The Pole Room and international best-selling author and acclaimed sex therapist Dr. Sonia Borg as they explore the sensory side of giving good lap. 2-4pm. The Pole Room (142 Kupuohi St., Suite F2, Lahaina); 808-283-2606.

HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘ Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetla Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s ric rich in Hawaiian history aand bird watching. Meet aat 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush u until 12pm. Bring water aand sunscreen, and wear clo closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snack Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8 8am-12pm. Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewa (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

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JAKE SHIMABUKURO - Sat, Feb 21. He’s renowned for his fast and complex finger work. There’s no doubt that Jake Shimabukuro embodies the heart and soul of ‘ukulele music, as no one n, else can wring the emotion, beauty, meaning and thrills out of four strings like he can. He’s al “hero” also been declared a musical aborated with by Rolling Stone, has collaborated and won accolades from diverse stars in the music world, wowed audiences on world tours and TV and has even played for the Queen of England. Tickets are $12-$55. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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WED - Karaoke 9pm

REIKI 2 TRAINING - Fri, Jan 30 - Sun, Feb 1. The Reiki Level 2 course is for anyone who has received Reiki 1 (at least six weeks prior) and feels drawn to increase and deepen their understanding and experience of Reiki. It is also for those who would like practice professionally as reiki practitioners. $395. Fri 6-9pm, Sat 2-5pm, Sun 1-8pm. Infusion Yoga Maui (71 Baldwin Ave., Suite C-9, Paia); 808-633-1387; pasha@pashahogan.com

SATURDAY, JAN 31 VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native

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MOONLIGHT TIDEPOOL EXPLORATION Meet some of the fascinating creatures that roam South Maui’s tidepools at night during Pacific Whale Foundation’s Moonlight Tidepool Exploration. This discovery event is recommended for people ages six and up and is co-sponsored by Mana Kai Maui Resort. Refreshments will be provided. Call between 6am-9pm daily or book online. Pacific Whale Foundation (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

MONDAY, FEB 2 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1., or email Volunteersonvacation.org

TUESDAY, FEB 3 WILLIE K - Every Tuesday in February, Willie K will be making a special appearance Upcountry. Listen to this legendary Hawaiian musician while he shares beautiful stories of the islands. 9pm. $10 cover. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

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Mark Smeltzer

Rick Glencross

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MON- Mel Arausa, TUE & WED-Fulton Tashombe

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp, TUE - Kihei Cowboys, WED - Country Herb & Side Effects

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Willie K, 9pm $5 cover

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia w Nicki Guyi 7-9pm WED-Hump Night DJs

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LONGHI’S LAHAINA LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

Live Music 10pm

Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover

Ignite Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & Kamikaze, 10pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

BREW & VIEW Goonies

Maui Open Studios, 5-8pm

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

WEDNESDAY, FEB 4 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O’O FARM - Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you don’t mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. O‘o Farm (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula) 808-249-8811 ext 1. CRUISIN’ TO THE OLDIES - Shake, rattle and roll with DJ Michael G on this rockin’ cruise out of Ma‘alaea Harbor. Enjoy cool ‘50s and ‘60s music, premium appetizers, unlimited juice and soda, plus Maui Brewing Co. beer, wine and tropical cocktails for adults 21+ (valid ID required). Call or book online and save 10 percent. Additional savings for PWF Members and kama’aina. Pacific Whale Foundation (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm, no cover

Bass Invaders, 10pm-1:30am

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Every Wed. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & ailable until Sat. Oku’s sushi is available e Japa11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe nese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555;; Kobemaui.com KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’ss .); A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

MON- S.I.N. 50% off, 10pm, TUE-DJ Big Mike 10pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala & Alika Nakoka 6-8:30pm; Wed, Danyell 3-5pm, Puhi K6 6-8:30pm; Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyell 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Cole Sulenta 6:30pm; Fri, Maui Under6: ground 6:30pm; Sun, Mick Fleetwood Blues Band 6:30pm; Mon, Yum Yum Beast 6:3 6:30pm; Tue, Ryan Robinso Duo 6:30pm; Sat, The son H House Shakers & Steve Edwards 6:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

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CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun Brooks Maguire 4:3010:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

HULA GRILL - Wed, Ernest Pua’a 11:00am; Wed, Peter DeAquino 2:30pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:00pm; Thu, Derick Sebastian 11:00am, Kealii Lum & Naiwi Teruya 2:30pm, Damon Parillo & Friends 6:00pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11:00am, Ma’a 2:30pm, Kawika Lum Ho & Friends 6:00pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11:00am, Ma’a 2:30pm, Danyel Alana & Friends 6:00pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 11:00am, Ma’a 2:30pm, Kealii Lum & Friends 6:00pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 11:00am, Kapali Keahi 2:30pm, Kealii Lum & Friends 6:00pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 11:00am, Kawika Lum Ho 2:30pm, Will Pohaku 6:00pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Mando Kane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:308:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam

WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

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Sign Language AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Sarcasm will get you nowhere (since those you’re forced to deal with this week are liable to just take you seriously). Neither will flattery, however, because it’s bound to come off as insincere and manipulative. In other words, quiet earnestness, as boring as that may be, is your best ticket to clear communication for now, and anything that involves layers of meaning or innuendo will simply backfire. We all know you’re witty and clever and crazy brilliant. But now we want to know: just how real and uncomplicated can you be?

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Sometimes fantasies are easy to make happen. The best ones, in your book, are also the least complicated: Spending a night wrapped in the arms of the one you love is far more enjoyable and achievable than some other signs’ more ambitious and elaborate dreams. Keeping it simple is just exactly the way this week to maintain happiness. No need for convoluted plans of action. Definitely don’t overthink your situation or draft elaborate scenarios for how to improve upon it. You’ll please yourself (and everyone around you) best by simply doing what feels right.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Pisceans can fall into a trap of self-distrust. Because you’re usually of two (or five) minds about virtually everything, it can be incredibly difficult to figure out just what to do. Unfortunately, this is part of your very nature. It’s a strength to see things from so many different angles, but it can also lead to inaction or inability to commit. Don’t let that happen to you. You may never be 100% about something, but I think if you poll your heart, gut, and mind, you should be able to form an internal consensus and actually choose something(or someone). Don’t wait for the moment when everything clicks, because it may never come. Instead, hold out for the instant whenmost things click, and go for it.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

When you’re stuck in quicksand, don’t thrash around or panic. Fidgeting and trying to get free will only facilitate your suctioned descent into muck. Instead, try to lay still and float—and holler for rescue. If help isn’t forthcoming (which it simply may not be), don’t flip out. You can get yourself out of the mess—you just have to be very patient. Move slowly and carefully against the viscosity of the trap. This week, flailing is your absolute worst option (followed by shitting your pants, freaking out, or even just worrying). Relax, and go as slowly as you possibly can, and you’ll float effortlessly free of your sticky situation. Struggle and you’ll sink like a stone.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

First thoughts are usually your most powerful ones. It’s when you stop to rethink things that they get distracted, distorted, and diluted. That’s why you Rams are almost always at your best when you’re acting from gut instinct, without much pause for reflection. Unfortunately, recently life has taken a lot of the oomph out of your usually tremendous initiative. Banish the phrase, “On second thought,” from your lexicon. Commit to the wisdom of your subconscious mind this week, and just go with your deepest impulses. It might land you in a little trouble, but it will also ultimately get you closer to your own best (truest) path. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Your flawless perspicacity is renowned the world over. There’s one virtue to spending a good chunk of your life as your crowd’s resident wallflower: you have a lot of time to think, analyze and come up with incredibly astute (and oft hilarious) conclusions. But this week is about action, baby, not observation. You know as well as anyone that unless you’re able to actually use your hard-won knowledge and wisdom, there’s no point to acquiring it. Unfortunately, this week’s window of opportunity is vanishingly slim. Unless you leap on it without hesitation, you’ll miss it.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Nobody knows the trouble you’ve seen—or caused. That’s right, except me; I’m onto you. I know that only about half the shit you’re responsible for actually gets credited to you. I’ve been conspiring to keep it secret as well, in order to prevent your already tarnished rep from being sullied further. But since at least a couple of your secret coups are about to be oh-so-publicly exposed this week (or maybe next week) I say beat the astrological muckrakers to the punch. Own up to (and simply own) what you’ve done. It’ll take the wind out of their sails and right into yours. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You asked for it. “Go ahead,” you dared your critics. “Dish it out. I can take it.” And you can, as it turns out. But it still sucks to be receiving verbal rundowns of your flaws and failings at every turn. It almost makes it impossible to aspire to actual self-improvement, because you’re so busy weathering storms of scathing censure. Still, you might as well batten down your emotional hatches and let your detractors get it out of their systems. Once they do, and you’re still not only standing, but soaring, they won’t be able to help being impressed.

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Slow down, you maniac. You’re not a racecar driver careening around corners, protected by years of training, safety equipment, and a gravel trap to slow you down if you skid off the track. Your breakneck speeds might be thrilling, but they’re also reckless, and pointless besides. This isn’t a race. You’ll get to where you’re going—assuming you don’t wipe out and crash (simultaneously dragging half the other drivers off the road along with). To avoid that horribly unpleasant (and completely unnecessary) eventuality, gently put your foot on the brake. Turn on your stereo, crack a window, appreciate the scenery, and just, in general, enjoy the ride.

You hate things hanging over your head. I’m not talking mistletoe here; I’m referring to urgent, unfinished tasks. In fact, having one of these specters haunting you can be nearly incapacitating, until you’ve finally done your duty. Unfortunately, because of the unique vagaries of complicated timing required this week, you are going to have choose your moments carefully, and act when a window of opportunity appears, regardless of what else you’re trying to finish that minute. In other words, you might as well get used to doing one thing while you’ve got three other halffinished things lurking in the background of your mind. If you don’t, I can guarantee: you’ll end the week without finishing a single one of them.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You’ve got lovely bones. I’m referring to the solid underpinnings of your emotional world. Unfortunately, they’ve been partially obscured by fatty feelings, emotional cellulite you’ve acquired through crappy circumstance and occasional foul treatment, as a kind of buffer. But there’s no need for that layer of spiritual blubber anymore. You’re quick and smart enough to dodge the few karmic missiles still aimed in your direction. So go on an emotional diet, eat your words before you say them, if you discover they’re coming from a place of fear, or self-protection. If that leaves you feeling exposed and vulnerable, you’ve done the right thing. For the wonderful something coming your way, you want to be as naked and open and receptive as it’s possible to be.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

The rubble from the avalanche that buried you months ago is finally shifting. You haven’t managed to climb clear, yet, but at least you’ve been able to move. That must feel amazing, after being just plain stuck for so long. There’s light, air, and the promise of imminent freedom, finally. Start digging yourself out, of course, but be careful. Scrambling heedlessly willy-nilly could trigger another avalanche that leaves you buried worse than before. There’s no need for fear, overthinking, or glacially slow movement. Just keep your eyes and ears open, and take your time. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.

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